I fire a Forge's Light bolt into one of the paradox army's engineers. Hopefully, the first of the three Forge Cannon uses weren't squandered...I honestly don't even know if they're even somewhat effective against these armies.
I go online and by the Half-of-One Ring, the cheap Chinese knockoff of the One Ring! It semi-invisifies the lower half of my body, and makes the top half sorta-kinda-nigh-invincible! The S3 Archailects pelt the Terror Enderdragon with a seriously annoying amount of boulders of dark matter.
Excessive Amount of Rockets on a Planet: 10/10! The AI God turns on the rockets and begins to push the entire planet through a wormhole!
Fort Repair: 3/15
Planet Pushing: 1/7
Insert, I'm not going to even respond to those attacks, piono isn't supposed to be taken down by one person. Yeah, on your own you might have trouble, because piono basically went super-mode on you guys. Everyone else is being smart and taking down Sauron to get the minecraftians to help you out with piono, and there's lots of other stuff going on right now too. Seriously.
And as for the alchemy alteration field, I might remind you that piono temporally dislocated the field so as to avoid having to deal with it at the beginning of the fight.
@engie: Its one of the crockercopr ships, there's a massive open air deck, that's where the strife is taking place. Tearing open the roof would do nothing but damage the MC Freedom
7/11 for Abiit
3/9 for the Crystaljudger
6/8 for the Ring of Chaos
Vriska's army, realizing the advantages of net's offer, join in the massive mega army.
On the MC Freedom:
Vriska turns as the snake strikes at her, she tries to roll out of the way, but gets clipped (1 damage) on her way out of the way. Obsessedwizard and BeebopVox move in to try and cover Vriska.
Engie's drones enter the fray, and the first one is immediately struck down by Tricky, who is gone in the blink of an eye. His crazy laughter echoes across the deck
Piono glares at Blue.
Really? You think I don't keep my promises? Fine. Think what you want, but I keep my end of any bargain I make. Its bad form to break promises.
Tricky rushes in to try and take on Blue's avatar, but due to bad timing, takes a round from ultramarine to the face and goes flying off the deck.
Piono blasts the genderblaster out of the avatar's hands with a bolt from Nocte Consumens (-5 energy).
I'm much more dangerous than you think I am.
Piono brings up Ircucvci, simply deflecting the bullet from the ring deader with overpowered rule of cool, and then lunges at tazz with Nocte Consumens... right into Sauron, who takes all 10 energy of dark damage straight on. (yes, -10 energy to piono for an attack that hits Sauron)
You people are beginning to get on my nerves...
On the 4th wall:
Serpent kicks piono.
Piono stumbles backwards, but the fourth wall glows red.
A large figure appears.
The OP King.
You really think I wouldn't come without backup serpent?
I was hoping that twisting an entire timeline could get you to my side, but it seems you still don't wish for it to be so.
Future/alternate(?) piono pulls out a sword...
A very familiar sword.
A sword which he should not have.
Rapture.
Like it serpent?
The OP King just laughs and watches.
Let's put up these terms.
If you can beat me, the OP King will let you go back to your planet to live out however much of a life you have left.
You could, of course, choose at any time, to join me.
But its your choice.
Forcing people is very rarely a good idea.
((No twin, Rapture will not be making its way down to Godcraft. At least not to be used.))
Eh. I can't really wait for Piono to start another round of "Piono Godmods Everything Forever." I proceed to take the Ship Sinker and sink Piono <3< Twin, Piono <3< GG, and GG <3< Erelye. Using my chumhandle initials for convenience.
/null?
\/ Wut.
BANG! BANG! BANG! Three ships sink into the Inky Abyss.
Sunshining Sucker 1/11
Spiral Sucker > Fine 4/11
I use the Unbreakable Katana on Death, then target it with my army and use Drillgenerigorg on it.
I punch Sauron and use (Insanity Tuba (Singular) >=AAF=<) on his finger. After I do that I throw an infinite-mass PGO at him, then turn away as it implodes into a black hole, sucking him into it.
You know what? The truce is over. Because it expired. Also because I really don't think I can tolerate you, and even if you're just going to godmod everything away I still made you take the *effort.* I get back up, a psychotic grin on my face. I have clearly gone off the deep end in every way. I have become Grimdark wait no I mean Trickster. Albeit slightly more murderous. I raise the Revenge and point it menacingly in Piono's grneral direction. Game over. Past me then pops up in literally every direction around Piono and runs him through with the Revenge. I then cut through as they go back and fire a blast of Green Sun fire through Piono's stomach.
Insanity Tuba >= Alchemy Alteration Field =< perfectly generic tuba of zillinsane
PERFECTLY GENERIC TUBA OF ZILLINSANE: Oh god, Joe! This tuba! It's horrifying! You're right, Bob! It's the craziest tuba I've ever seen! What should we do about it! I... I have no idea, Joe! I don't think we can do anything about this! Bob, I think this tuba could destroy the world! You think so, Joe? I know so, Bob! Just... Look at the thing! Ick. You're right, Joe. Disgusting, Bob. We need to get that thing to an asylum.
The tubafires a massive .jpeg'd beam of condensed sound at Sauron, dealing 10,000 damage to his Ring Finger! The PGOs deal an additional 3,000 damage!
The Army of Platius turns towards the Terror Enderdragon, and fires all weapons on the beast. The Nexi pump anti-creeper through subspace rifts inside the Terror Enderdragon, the substance acts as a deadly poison and will bring the beast down to the ground if not extracted in within three turns.
The God Cat, slightly miffed about having been exploded, decides to leave the timeline until his nice sunbeam is back. She kicks something in the face on the way out.
The cloaked man respectfully abstains from action until the update is complete.
The God Cat cannot be attacked this turn! It kicks the Terror Enderdragon, dealing 8,000 damage!
Terragen City sends out workers to repair the Fort from the beginning of the game. The AI God hurls down meteors onto the MC Freedom in a bid to destroy either the ship or Sauron's Ring Finger so that I can retrieve the One Rine for the first, but technically second time. The S3 Archailects surround the Terror Enderdragon and begin bombarding it with dark matter missiles.
Excessive Amount of Rockets on a Planet: 8/10
Fort Repair: 1/15
Are you serious? That thing's so long gone in wouldn't even have a use by now! It's HP would be in the decimal points! Plus, a Fort 2.0 was already made, but don't bother getting that back either; it's similarly atrophied. Besides, you can't resummon entities in the first place!
>>Those of you who want to join, on your turn order your army to join The Massive Combined AG and Friendly Neutral Army.
>>Those armies within will be renamed to Battalions, and will be under the control of their original commanders, while general target suggestions will be made by whichever commander posts first.
What made you think this was a good idea? There can only be one, remember? There can only. Ever. EVER. Be one. I disband the MCAGAFNA in its entirety before it gets any members.
Hmm... I need to figure out a way... as a last resort, I could use Umbra ligaveris. For now, I then attempt Quills of Echidna && Vis Decoupler 1/???. A Vis Decoupler is an add-on device I invented to slightly stabilize the energy an object contains, at the expense of small to large amounts of efficiency, based on how powerful the object originally is. Of course, I am designing this to make the link to the Hazel Wand possible. Oh, and I cast Maelstrombound on the Terror Enderdragon, making use of my constriction of the Origin Wither to attack something else.
Meanwhile, on the MC Freedom... Sorry, I meant Generic fruitlessly annoying piono, and th-
Then, I hear Piono. At the sight of the monolithic blast of pure photons arcing towards me, I disappear, leaving behind a sort of window shaped like a person, revealing green plasma. The gateway dissipates in a fraction of a second as I reappear away from the photon blast. Unfortunately, I am covered in green fire, which I immediately put out with my mind. I speak to nobody in particular.
Briefly binding oneself to the Green Sun briefly to teleport is a very bad idea.
Of course, I had forged a connection to the Green Sun, and used the bond to teleport through the Sun to get away. Unfortunately, it is hot enough to pierce some of the most powerful flame wards known to magekind, as I am not a First Guardian, and am thus not immune to entering the place. Whichever. I once more draw the Hazel Wand, and immediately fire three successive blasts of psionic energy at the ring finger of Sauron.
In response to the borrowing without permission/stealing Leon did:
My psychic scream emanates across the entirety of GodCraft, annihilating the eardrums of all lesser creatures with ears:
SE MAURË MÁRA?!!!?!!!?
At the topmost tower of Greyhold, a large violet orb of plasma begins to form, slowly growing larger and larger. Then, Leon can feel the presence of someone familiar, yet he is evidently on the MC Freedom... The orb subsides. Alas! I cannot attack a fellow AG.
Of course, you have virtually no idea what they are talking about, so, you walk over to the nearest person, and ask. They state that the dream bubble is almost past. You then proceed to spend the rest of the time within the dream bubble talking. Afterwards, you- wait. Where is Nelrte?
Quills of Echidna && Vis Decoupler = Echidna's Decoupler (Level 15: 1/16)
The Man Ender && Divine Plate (The Vulcanizer, 7/11)
Sacred Sword || Divine Plate (Caledfwlch, 6/11)
No bosses, no problem!
I whip out HEPHAESTUS'S GATE, and proceed to channel its door-based energies! Being a LEVEL 10 ALCHEMY, and being ridiculously huge aside, it has a LOAD of that, allowing me to produce an INFERNO HADOORKNOBKEN of absurd size! I launch the INFERNO HADOORKNOBKEN directly at the TERROR ENDERDRAGON's back!
The Army of Choice shall keep attacking the TERROR ARMY. If it has been slain in its entirety at this point, it shall target DEATH.
Lastly, I add +1 to the Chain Gauge. Oblivion is a glorified sphere of evil. But it is a DANGEROUS glorified sphere of evil.
>>AG-FN Army: Turn Target: Terror Army and Oblivion.
>>Omega-2 Battalion: Be incorporated into the AG-FN Army, auto-attack Terror Army or Oblivion with appropriate spell types.
>>Omega-2: Activate Glyphs of Creation to counter Oblivion. The Glyphs create massive lasers that shoot into Oblivion and create something out of the Nothing that is his substance. Preferably something explosive.
I use ???, hoping Twin will make it have an effect! Hint Hint!
I use my most powerful attack that I am capable of performing at the current moment on Oblivion, and +1 the Chain Counter!
I then Ender Orb an enemy target!
It does, but the Echeladder got all weird. If you go back to the OP, you should see it.
Oblivion doesn't have a health bar, you pooplord! How can you even hope to attack it?
+1 Chain Power! It grows even hotter...
You use the Ender Orb against the Origin Wither, firing a massive beam of glitch at it! 15,000 damage!
My army joins the Massive Combined AG. The S3 Archailects set off an incredibly powerful nuclear reaction by destroying hundred of atoms of air outside and inside of the Terror Enderdragon. The AI God generates a miniature black hole inside the MC Freedom to attack it from the inside-out.
Excessive Amount of Rockets on a Planet: 9/10
Fort Repair: 2/15
I draw a random scribble in the ground in the middle of the Death Army, add magic to it from a safe distance, and watch the ground turn into purple-flavored anticustard. Along with assorted other things going completely STRANGE. And doing damage.
>>Hmm. I shall have to experiment with this technique...
I write "Vats of Sacred Items" and replenish the Sacred Items with them.
>>Utilizing stray fire burn marks, I energize a set of interconnecting scorches under the Death Army or the Terror Army. Random detrimental effects happen to that army.
6 Soul Hunters killed!
All Elf Tears restored!
The stray burn marks kill 3 more Soul Hunters! The detrimental effects are a defense bonus! Next attack against the Death Army crits!
The Man Ender && Divine Plate (The Vulcanizer, 8/11)
Sacred Sword || Divine Plate (Caledfwlch, 7/11)
I was about to do something else, then I noticed I have leveled up for the first time, achieved the noble rung of DOOR OPENER on my ECHELADDER, and obtained my first BATTLE TECHNIQUE! I get ridiculously happy (not TRICKSTER HAPPY, 'I' don't even know what a TRICKSTER is) at the prospect of using it for the very first time and execute SUPER SMASH on the TERROR ENDERDRAGON!
> The_Nonexistent_Tazz: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => SUPER SMASH
You equip a Trophy Stand and throw it in the air! It shines, and several figures drop to the ground! It looks like they're Mario, Link, and Pikachu. They notice the Terror Enderdragon and run up to it in a BRAWL! (The Nintendo equivalent of STRIFE!) Fireballs, sword strikes, and lightning bolts run amok as the brawlers deal 8,000 damage to the dragon before departing back into a Trophy.
(I know the Terror Enderdragon's dead, but I'll leave this here so you know what the attack does.)
"Heh. I've seen better Oblivions in Bethesda games."
Sunset/Moonrise: [42/50] (+1 help)
A Rancid Cheese Wedge: [17/20] (+1 help)
Overworld: +1 to the chain. My army attacks the remaining Terror Wither. I use Decimation on the Origin Wither.
Wilson's Dreamscape: I take the greatsword, and slash the Shard of Pain with it. The Steel Gauntlet Heavy heals itself.
> engie_ninja: COMBAT OPERANDI => DECIMATION
You equip a Beggar's Bazooka, the same one that was used in your earlier attacks. You don't see how it's an upgrade, since Combat Operandi are supposed to be more powerful than Battle Techniques, when you realize something. A message has flashed in your HUD, saying something about x10 Mode. You grin. You pick up a few ammo stashes and make your total ammunition x10 bigger than normal. You load rockets into the bazooka... and keep loading them. You load hundreds of rockets, emptying the entirety of your ammo into the bazooka while you walk towards the Origin Wither, until you let go and fire. Hundreds of rockets fly into the air, sailing around, all careening straight towards the beast! They create a massive cacophonous explosion that deals 40,000 damage!
+1 Chain Power! The chain glows orange. A dull sound emanates from it.
Suicide Seed 3/4
Quills of Echidna && Vis Decoupler 2/???
Suddenly, a finely-tuned keyboard with some gears, repulser-lift engines, pistons, and other modifications not made by me appears near the Terror Enderdragon. Directly afterwards, a future version of me (dating several minutes after the end of the incident on the MC Freedom) appears. This future me slowly steps towards the Terror Enderdragon, coated in an aura whose color is pulsating from Grimdark, to an almost Draconic navy, to violet. He pulls out two of the Quills of Echidna, and proceeds to arc them through the air, pointing them at the Terror Enderdragon. Pure white energy courses through the air, mixing with the pulsating aura, until the twin blasts strike the creature directly in the eyes. At that, this future me leaps up into the air, the tips of the Quills exuding the white energy behind him like two twin comets, and jabs the needles into the eyes of the Terror Enderdragon. Finally, he lowers the Quills, wipes them off a little, and waves up to the present me on the MC Freedom before playing a quick bit of music on the keyboard, causing him to disappear back to his original time period. I stare back down at the whole debacle, mouth wide open.
Upon reading the comment of Tazz, I noticed that my XP has actually decreased on the Echeladder. Just going to point that out.
MC Freedom:
Well, if you would excuse me, Ms. Serket, I shall attempt to annihilate Sauron, unless you wish for me to focus on Piono, in which case, I shall do so. Whether you are to be trusted by rational thought or otherwise.
At that, I activate The White Ring (which I shall be permanently keeping on my finger, as it is very valuable), and fire a bit of entropic water vapor (air, water, and entropy), as well as ordered magma (order, earth, and fire) at either the ring finger of Sauron or Piono, based on the answer Vriska gives. If she gives none, I target the former. Of course, I can feel when somebody is trying to mentally control me, or read my mind. That is how I keep the Violet Sentinel under control. You know, the being that almost fired that massive plasma bolt at Leon? I really need to re-trap that thing. That was a random fact. Or was it?
Oh, and I +1 the chain thingamawhoosit. If I get the chance, may I dissect Oblivion once he has been slain or injured? (S)He/it is simply fascinating, and I wish for samples to be present in at least one of the Grayholdian chemistry laboratories and/or alchemical laboratories.
You are now Kalare. It has been approximately three point five zero eight two hours since your party exited the dream bubble. You are currently admiring the two white Quills lying on your desk. Some of the most powerful pairs of wands in existence. For now. In other news, nothing too horrible has happened to your little ragtag group of friends since the aversion of that duel. Now, that has brought you to contemplating your mythological role as the Mage of Mind. For some reason, you have an urge to go to sleep, and commit dream suicide. Meh. Wait... could you not just... no. That would be mad. All you know is that your dream self is currently lying on top of a large, mauve slab with the Mind symbol emblazoned upon the center. Now, back to more pressing matters. Hold on to the metaphorical phone... what is that? A beautiful noise, assuredly. Some sort of... midnight sonata, as the time upon your clock states. Well, no use in wondering about it. May as well investigate. You get up, place the Quills right next to the future Hazel Wand in your Bookshelf Sylladex, and leave the room, using your acute Elven ears to locate the source of the music.
Decreased? What do you mean? Do you mean that one of the Echeladders on the OP has less XP, and the other has more? There are two Echeladders on there, after all. One in the Echeladder section and one in the Current Turn section. I've noticed that too; I'll fix it.
Multi-Powersuit 50/50
Hps: 200.000/200.000
Modes:
Offense mode
-The armor thurns ablaze, increasing attack damage, applying burns on attack, counter attacking attacks with damage and burns. All three are passive abilites and are activated whenever possible.
-Fist of Fury: Standart attack.
-Fireball ||: Deals heavy damage to a single target.
-Aura ignite ||||: AoE attack, deals heavy damage to enemies nearby.
Recovery mode
-The armor liquidifies but stays near the Power suit in form of a mist, passively heals some of the HPs every turn.
-Fist of Tranquill: Standart attack, rather weak.
-Healing flows ||: Heals a good bit of the hps of a target.
-Mists Care ||||: Heals a lot of the hps of a target and dispells any status alingments.
Guard mode
-The armor strenghtens with a layer of solid rock, decreases damage taken by a percentage, adds 6666,66 hps to the maximum hps of the stonebarrier (if one exists) each turn.
-Crushing Fists: Standart attack, got a chance of stunning.
-Protect ||: Halves damage taken from the next attack, takes the damage of a select entity.
-Summon Stonebarrier ||||: Summons a Stone barrier with 30.000 hps and no attacks which has to be destroyed before the Multi-powersuit can be attacked again. Selfdestructs after 3 turns. Does not pervent damage if Protect was used.
Screaming Alloy 8/10
A alloy of different metals unknown to man. It looks pitch black with a slight purple shimmer. If you were to touch it screams would echo trough your mind and the cold grip of fear touches you. Its a mystery as how to obtain this material. Level 5.
I activate the nucelar elementalbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 4)
I look at Saurons Finger and ring the cystalline bell! It either begins burning (On fire!) or freezes (Frozen)!
Then i use >Combat Operandi - Objection on the finger! (if i cant ill just use Malleo dei)
If it dies ill teleport there and snitch the one ring for my own purposes! I dont equip it however... i EAT it. (It'll make sense later :P)
Meanwhile, the gates of my lab open and relase the Multi power suit which promptly assumes a guard stance... then suddenly a glass is heard to break, an otherworldy cry emerges and a bunch of abnominations storms out, partly robotic, partly eldritch. They look like they shouldnt exist, what on earth happened in this lab? Truly disgusting, absolutely disgusting!
(we have 3m hps available for the armies?)
The forsaken [XDGrangerDX]:
Core: Twin abnomination;
Mechanical twin: 400.000/400.000
Concentrated Laser: Sweeps a laserbeam around, damaging and setting alight whatever it touches. Very random, hits up to 6 entities.
Immune to contamination.
Mutated twin: 400.000/400.000
One Chomp: The massive mouth on its belly swallows a entity whole, draining life and causing the doom debuff (Entitiy recives 50% of its max hp in damage after 3 turns if the debuff was not dispelled before it ends.).
Blood donation: Sacifies own life to heal a select entity.
Immune to contamination.
Fleet: Experiment #94728 50.000/50.000 (x10)
Biotoxic waste: Fires a barrel of Biotoxic waste which infects up to 5 entities with Contaminated (Inflicts damage over time, spreads to other attacked entities)
Spew acid: Inflicts acidized on one entity.
Immune to contamination.
Heavies: Multi-Powersuit (not reposting stats, see my last 50 posts...)
Atillery: Experiment #94725 50.000/50.000 (x10)
Biotoxic waste: Fires a barrel of Biotoxic waste which infects up to 5 entities with Contaminated (Inflicts damage over time, spreads to other attacked entities)
Immune to contamination.
Calvary: Experiment #35674 20.000/20.000 (x15)
Explodes into 5 fleesh blobs upon death.
Immune to contamination.
Soldiers: Oozing construct 10.000/10.000 (x40)
Venomous, Attacks inflict poison. (Small damage over time)
Immune to contamination.
Pawns: Fleesh blob 5.000/5.000 (x60)
Immune to contamination.
I watch my few surviving Construction Walkers moving the disabled Children, along with the crews of the captured Parasol dropships, into the newly fabricated prison sector...
"Nearly four thousand Dwarves, all told, many of them skilled. I do hope they don't turn out too fanatic for conversion."
"W3 had better hope so, their experti5e is sorely needed, given how much dam4ge the bat7le inflicted."
"That said, even if they're amenable, it'll take a while, and we need personnel yesterday..."
{Redeyes is still busy prying the wreckage of his armor off of himself.}
"Well, we do have a crew, do we not? *OW*"
"None of them trained, and a good third of them random players without known allegiance. There is a reason they're in Cryo."
"I c4n... Exp3dite... Their training. As for the players, well, I say we give them a few weeks working on something unimportant while under hidden surviellance, then decide."
"Sounds good."
RPLS-SH reload 3/10
I climb aboard the S.S. Supergiant and head for the Battlefield, sacrificing a few of my fusion torpedoes for speed...
BATTLE TECHNIQUE: SILENT STARE! Targeting the Subspace Gunship if it's alive, if not K4yne's army.
COMBAT OPERANDI: DYNAMIC DUO 1/uhmhowmanyisthis?
{For the record, I meant the actual image, rather than "Chthulhu Power Armor"}
1. You can only use one Special Attack per post.
2. You don't charge Combat Operandi. Using them uses up some Sacred Items (the full supply of which can be seen at the bottom of my post). I decide how much the attack uses.
Okay twin. Oblivion's destroyer won't be a spoil, but it would be interesting to have it as sort of a story-item, so that whoever kills Vriska gets the rights to use it in flavor text in the next game. Just a thought. I suppose there'd be no way to enforce no one else using it, but think of it as plot stuff.
And he's not restoring all of his energy. He has no max energy, but notice that one post from generic took off 25 energy from piono. Its possible to sap quite a lot of it, and the more piono is doing at once, the faster it drains, and he has to block each attack individually. Once Sauron goes down and the players can focus on him, piono's gonna have a tough time. And the health was a typo, I meant for it to be 5M
But yeah, the players have 20 health, like regular old player entities do.
6/11 for Abiit
2/9 for the Crystaljudger
5/8 for the Ring of Chaos
piono gains 120 energy from his alchemies.
The Forces of Mordor and Spiderbite's army target each other once more.
The F6 tornado is continuing to break pretty much random things in its path of destruction...
Hold on a second. It seems piono had better start paying attention to it.
The MC Freedom is directly in its path.
That sucker's gonna get hit next round.
As for this round, the Forces of Mordor and Spiderbite's army and anyone else engaging either of them are in the range of the F6 tornado.
Since generic's attack last round deserves a response...
His past self time travels in, and immediately gets smashed in the face by the massive arc of Deum Lucem. Time traveling into the range of an AoE attack isn't the brightest of ideas, as such, the entire attempted chain attack fails.
Seriously, you think you can one-shot one of the entities the entire fight is revolving around? What is wrong with you?
insert's ship sinkers do absolutely nothing to piono, as piono sort of just rolls his eyes at the whole shipping thing.
And then insert pops up with Revenge.
Piono, through his soulbond with Denito Surrexit, feels the sudden rush of inserts coming. quick-freeze! Piono, with an expenditure of 15 energy, freezes time just before impaling.
Nice try.
From insert's view, piono goes from soon-to-be-shish-kabob to an icy tornado of temporal death as piono is somehow apparently triple wielding Arctoae, Denito Surrexit and Nulla Stella, returning each respective insert back to its original time frozen in ice. 10 extra energy expended in the display of power though. Vriska nods at erelye. Yes please, those others are relying on me. They need help. I can handle myself here.
Piono, having finished with insert, draws Superosque, aiming at Vriska. Ohgorilla.
Vriska barrel rolls out of the way of the massive wind arrow, but is blown off to the side.
She picks herself up, and obsessedwizard rushes over.
"You might want something better than those dice." Yeah, not the 8est for close-quarters com8at.
He hands her a set of 8linding wands, she ducks out of her cover and fires at piono, who blocks with Nocte Consumens, then retaliates with a blast of dark energy that catches obsessedwizard and Vriska. Vriska takes 5 damage, and the entire exchange saps 10 energy from piono.
Tricky bounces around more, intercepting the occasional attack aimed at Sauron (but not many) and bashing in the faces of minecraftians.
Sauron, realising that he is under attack, tries to protect his ring finger and lays about himself with his mace, trying to intercept as many attacks as he can.
Okay, since aegis missed his time to post it, what happened to finish up the whole fourth wall thing is this:
Everyone was waiting around for a few minutes, and then the Preston Cole showed up, massive 3.5 kilometer long battleship out of the Halo universe, now superbuffed with other stuff.
Aegis's character (Jason) made a suitably large ham announcement of his arrival, everyone except Eternis and present Serpent got on the Preston Cole, and then Eternis left after the Preston Cole did.
Now, in the present, where we are now...
The fourth wall glows red...
And a shape moves out of it, there stands piono.
Piono walks over to serpent and sits down crosslegged next to her.
Hello Serpent.
The subliminal messaging, threaded throughout her subconscious since the beginning of Godcraft, activates. (you're up serpent)
I'm not sure... It would be cool, but keeping hold of it would be hard, especially after the events of the endgame...
Still, restoring 120 energy each turn is a LOT of energy, especially if it's hard to knock it all down in one turn. Couple that with the respawns and this will be a hard fight. I get he's supposed to be hard to fight, but that's a bit too hard. Plus, since no one is causing you to lose 120 energy (not yet, anyway), you'll be gaining energy every turn!
Also, what should I do with the players who want to participate in this fight? Add them as entities?
Merging into one army? Sounds like a good way to avoid attacking each other...but I'd rather remain my own entity, at least for now.
The terror army is down. It's probably already dead. I was hoping to fire my cannon at it, but it looks like I'll have to turn it to a different target, as I declare war on...The PARADOX INC ARMY! ALL NOOBS ATTACK....EXCEPT FOR THE SOLDIERS. I want the soldiers to use their 100 separate attacks on the SUBSPACE GUNSHIP! ELIMINATE IT!
The Godmodder casts Unify on the Lumberjack Noobs, forcing them to attack as one unit!
Okay, see the real problem here is that nobody is willing to touch your freaking fight with a ten foot pole. I could attack you consistently for literally every post I make and still do absolutely nothing to you. Curse of Repetition. All used alchemies. Go.
By the way. Alchemy Alteration Field. Your alchemies promptly start glitching out, turning green and beveled, and turn candy-colored and .jpeged. You drop them, cursing yourself for yet again forgetting the resources at my disposal. Lose 30 power.
I use the Unbreakable Katana on Death, as well as summoning Slick to fight K4yne, known supporter of Lord English. I then use High Noon on Death and target it with my army.
Sunshining Sucker 2/11
Pumpkinsucker 5/11
Orb of Luck 1/??
The Katana kills a Soul Hunter...
Slick bares his teeth at the Paradox Inc. Army and slices 3 Ghast Riders apart with Occam's Razor!
Wait... the God Cat just used Cuteness Overload at The Feline, who is also a cat...
Sl0pPy MaKe0uTs :o3
I play the Circle of Fifths. While stabbing the God Cat with the Circle of Fifths. Does this grill the salmiak at the end of it in cuteness and eldrich energies?
The 0bsidian Legion attacks Paradox Inc.
I charge the power gauge-thingy...?
Mr. Bones' Wild Guide 9/10
Shadow Dissonance && SCP-184 && Circle of Fifths
0live 0ctet 3/9 The Beldam 39/40
Up 'till Dawn? You can find the info
That was intentional.
+1 Chain Power! The chain glows yellow. A piercing noise sounds from it.
Shadow Dissonance && SCP-184 && Circle of Fifths = Sburb Cursor (Level 30: 1/31)
Ender Overcoat && Up Til Dawn = The Allnighter
THE ALLNIGHTER: A black overcoat inlaid with stars. A green outline surrounds it and several portions of it flash between english colors, as well as the amethyst hues of the End. It can change from a coat to a suit as well.
Sleight of Hand flickers between sword and card deck.
On the Freedom, Serpent stabs a youtuber with Sleight of Hand and activates Trump Card. A card flies out of the deck - the Ace of Spades. It lands on the deck of the ship and transforms into an odd, black snake. The snake strikes at Vriska.
At the wall:
Serpent slowly turns to look at Piono. The subliminal messaging resonates in her brain. But then... Serpent has long built up resistance to mental infiltration, shutting out any unwelcome influence. And she does not COMPLY, or OBEY or CEASE REPRODUCTION or whatever. She snaps.
A huge, orchid scythe materializes in Serpent's hands and she kicks Piono through the Fourth Wall. She then slashes at the wall itself, causing huge cracks that quickly try to repair themselves.
An eerie figure, with 8 metallic spider legs protruding from under a broken skirt, appears. Its left hand is metallic, with fingers recembling sewing needles, while the right hand is replaced with a dangerously big sewing needle. But the most horrific thing in it is its eyes, two cold, emotionless buttons.
...I am starving...
The Beldam has the abillity to create an doll copy of an entity using a special attack known as Dollmaker, which has a 3 turn chargeup. The doll created has 25% health of the original entity, and will only attack the original. The doll dies with the original. The Beldam can only have 1 doll at a time.
MR. BONES' WILD GUIDE: A skeletal medigun with the power to Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, and Crystallize its foes. It can also turn into a spooky scary skeleton whose guiding never ends, even though people want to do something slightly more thrilling than use it.
The Beldam added! I wonder what people don't get about entities not being powerful anymore... Oh well!
19/50 The Queen
11/25 Health Care Package
10/25 Health Care Package
> R. K.: More burning through the Chair Legion people with Hipppocrates 451.
> Burnt K4yne: I slash my way through more Chair legion people with Netheraria.
"Taste scientific justice you tasteless wood abominations!"
"Ey Richard! If ya need more people, i suggest we merge our armies so you can stay longer in the Army Game! It's okay if ya don't want to though. Just a suggestion."
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Strange Hippocrates 451
Uber: 0%
MMMMPH: 44%
Reflect blocks your attack!
The Godmodder rejects your help. His Terror Army was just meant as a tutorial for the players to show how the Battle would work, so it was meant to be a weak army. His real force is on its way...
"...Hmm. It sure would be inconvenient if I were to just... invade the M. C. Freedom, now, wouldn't it? I know exactly what I'm going to do."
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3 drones flash-step onto the battlefield, look up at the M. C. Freedom, then flash-step on top of their target, preparing to force entry.
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A drone materializes on the 4th wall, watching Serpent attacking the 4th wall with her scythe, waiting for... something.
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Back on the M.C. Freedom, the drones make their presence known by pulling away the roof and jumping inside, each one coordinating with the other two in their entrance to enter as quickly as possible, then they slam into the floor. The middle one straightens up and glares at Piono, Sauron, and Tricky.
"Nobody expects the triple threat. Nobody. We believe this fight is taking too long."
Each drone, in unison, takes out a copy of More Gun, twirls their copy in one hand, then strikes a pose, ready for battle.
"So we're crashing this party."
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/null (also, I'm trying out a new style for formatting story posts. Think this works?
Thank you. Finally more people show up and I can stop fighting Piono. I olly outie and fly away on my gloriously terrible skateboard.
I use Santa's Sweets on Sauron's ring finger. I also shoot it with Carcinogenesis. I Curse Death with Lil' Cal. I also +1 the Chain.
Orb of Luck 2/??
Sunshining Sucker 3/11
Pumpkinsucker 6/11
PREPARE TO DIE! I take aim with the ULTIMATE FORGE CANNON at the paradox inc artillery! HEY ENGINEERS! ENGINEER THIS!
I pull the trigger, and...FIRE.
THE ULTIMATE ARROW SMASHES THROUGH ALL THE DUMB ENGINEERS! It has the...storage of the STORAGE SHOTGUN! The levels of the XPBOX! The convenience of the iShoot! The almost-genericness of the hollow generic object! The heat of the IRON FURNACE! The power of the ENERGIZER! The pointiness of the ELLORIUM SPEAR! The computations of the MINECART WITH COMPUTER! The wetness of AQUARIUS'S ATTACKER! The colors of the Wands! The spamminess of the EPILEPTIC CROSSBOW! The weirdness of the PURPLESTONE DUST! The limitedness of the LIMITED EDITION XBOX! The shout-out powers of PALUTENA'S BLUDGEONER! The danger of DANGER: HIGH VOLTAGE! The commandingness of the /give wands!
And it is, of course, spearheaded by the amazing alchemy, SPECIALLY MADE AGAINST THE RULES just for this occasion...
HMAS Victor
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 0/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Battlefield: Do the oblivion chain thing.
Blue's Fleet: Target Origin Wither
HMAS Victor: Mini BA Origin WIther
Dreamscape:
Pokeball Things: Nature, Magic
Evil Snow Man: Snowball
Nomblequest: Enter the Dungeon
MC Freedom: >Fseftr: Enter
Hey, Richard, remember when I tried to alchemize an update terminal? I may regret this... but can't you alchemize any level alchemy instantly? Try it.
Time for some things I won't be able to make.
Ultramarine AND Advanced Warfare AND Gib Tsunami 1/?
Box that contains Universe B in it AND Automatic box flattener 1/?
Book that tells the history and future of Universe B AND Magic quill 1/?
Yeah, because Twin will obviously allow the AG-FN army or whatever it's called.
/sarcasm
Blue's Minecraft avatar teleports to the middle of the fight, but does not get involved yet.
I doubt I could meaningfully, either way.
Also, kayne.
I don't know what Piono promised you.
But chances are.
He's not going to give it to you.
The avatar takes out ultramarine and shoots at Tricky with it. It(?) also zaps everyone else there with the gender blaster, just for funzies.
+1 Chain Power! The chain glows white. It pulsates with light.
8,000 damage to the Origin Wither!
Even if the Godmodder alchemized an Update Terminal, he couldn't interact with it. Only those with the powers of First Guardians can use it. This is how Doc Scratch and Lord English were able to use it, since they both have those powers.
Ultramarine && Advanced Warfare && Gib Tsunami = The Ark (Level 15)
Universe B Box && Automatic Box Flattener = Universe Buster (Level 300)
Universe B Fortuneteller && Magic Quill = Update Terminal (Level a ton of zeroes)
Suicide Seed 4/4!
Quills of Echidna && Vis Decoupler 3/???
I examine my Suicide Seed. Hopefully, it is not exactly what it says on the tin. That would be... most inconvenient. Now, I think... how about I... I do Cue && Arcane Essence || Ebony 1/???. I am, of course, being inspired by the staff Scratch uses in this. Meh. It looks cool. Not like I do not currently have around five wands/sets of wands on me right at this very moment.
Meanwhile, on the MC Freedom, I draw the Wild of Jokesters, and flash-step repeatedly around Sauron, peering at him. Then, I suddenly summon a small bit of White Elixir into my hands. Directly afterwards, I flash step behind Sauron, and pierce his ring finger directly with the now Elixir-dripping wand, supercharging the strike with a large amount of Vis. In actuality, the event was so power-intensive, I actually tore an Aura Node into reality just to keep up with the Vis demands. Then, as the wand(s) sticks/are sticking out of the Maia, I release all of the energy of the Node I generated into him, annihilating said node. Then, I reflect the gender-blaster energy away from me specifically, pulsing it into Sauron. No funny business, please.
My forces attack the Terror Enderdragon. Whether the combined armies go through or not, I shall not join. I like to think I can keep a semblance of autonomy in this world, whether I am merely controlling this Minecraft avatar from the Furthest Ring of V2 or otherwise.
SUICIDE SEED: A grey seed that seems to depict the Void. Upon planting itself in the ground, it will corrupt the landscape around it, withering away all life and creating a dull crater.
The Man Ender && Divine Plate (The Vulcanizer, 9/11)
Sacred Sword || Divine Plate (Caledfwlch, 8/11)
Almost positively certain that the GODMODDER'S TERORR ARMY has been completely slain at this point, I shove the fact right in his face. Verbally. However, I now turn to a different target: SAURON, TRICKY AND PIONO. In that exact order.
I first pass the suggestion to THELORDERELYE that he ask his MAGICAL POOL BALLS OF INFINITE KNOWLEDGE to figure out TRICKY'S HIT POINTS and WEAKNESS, as that is clearly what they're there for-to KNOW THE UNKNOWN.
I then do two things simultaneously: I fire the RING DEADER from my right hand at PIONO and grab SAURON (painfully) by his RING HAND with the MAN ENDER for an AUTONOMY-PARRY (Meatshield). He's probably going to use his available GODMODD-I mean, ELEMENTAL ENERGIES to block this somehow, so I might as well make it difficult for him.
The Godmodder blocks it with sticks and stones, which break your bones.
I fire a Forge's Light bolt into one of the paradox army's engineers. Hopefully, the first of the three Forge Cannon uses weren't squandered...I honestly don't even know if they're even somewhat effective against these armies.
I go online and by the Half-of-One Ring, the cheap Chinese knockoff of the One Ring! It semi-invisifies the lower half of my body, and makes the top half sorta-kinda-nigh-invincible! The S3 Archailects pelt the Terror Enderdragon with a seriously annoying amount of boulders of dark matter.
Excessive Amount of Rockets on a Planet: 10/10! The AI God turns on the rockets and begins to push the entire planet through a wormhole!
Fort Repair: 3/15
Planet Pushing: 1/7
Insert, I'm not going to even respond to those attacks, piono isn't supposed to be taken down by one person. Yeah, on your own you might have trouble, because piono basically went super-mode on you guys. Everyone else is being smart and taking down Sauron to get the minecraftians to help you out with piono, and there's lots of other stuff going on right now too. Seriously.
And as for the alchemy alteration field, I might remind you that piono temporally dislocated the field so as to avoid having to deal with it at the beginning of the fight.
@engie: Its one of the crockercopr ships, there's a massive open air deck, that's where the strife is taking place. Tearing open the roof would do nothing but damage the MC Freedom
7/11 for Abiit
3/9 for the Crystaljudger
6/8 for the Ring of Chaos
Vriska's army, realizing the advantages of net's offer, join in the massive mega army.
On the MC Freedom:
Vriska turns as the snake strikes at her, she tries to roll out of the way, but gets clipped (1 damage) on her way out of the way. Obsessedwizard and BeebopVox move in to try and cover Vriska.
Engie's drones enter the fray, and the first one is immediately struck down by Tricky, who is gone in the blink of an eye. His crazy laughter echoes across the deck
Piono glares at Blue.
Really? You think I don't keep my promises? Fine. Think what you want, but I keep my end of any bargain I make. Its bad form to break promises.
Tricky rushes in to try and take on Blue's avatar, but due to bad timing, takes a round from ultramarine to the face and goes flying off the deck.
Piono blasts the genderblaster out of the avatar's hands with a bolt from Nocte Consumens (-5 energy).
I'm much more dangerous than you think I am.
Piono brings up Ircucvci, simply deflecting the bullet from the ring deader with overpowered rule of cool, and then lunges at tazz with Nocte Consumens... right into Sauron, who takes all 10 energy of dark damage straight on. (yes, -10 energy to piono for an attack that hits Sauron)
You people are beginning to get on my nerves...
On the 4th wall:
Serpent kicks piono.
Piono stumbles backwards, but the fourth wall glows red.
A large figure appears.
The OP King.
You really think I wouldn't come without backup serpent?
I was hoping that twisting an entire timeline could get you to my side, but it seems you still don't wish for it to be so.
Future/alternate(?) piono pulls out a sword...
A very familiar sword.
A sword which he should not have.
Rapture.
Like it serpent?
The OP King just laughs and watches.
Let's put up these terms.
If you can beat me, the OP King will let you go back to your planet to live out however much of a life you have left.
You could, of course, choose at any time, to join me.
But its your choice.
Forcing people is very rarely a good idea.
((No twin, Rapture will not be making its way down to Godcraft. At least not to be used.))
1 damage to Vriska!
Piono loses 15 Energy!
10,000 damage to Sauron!
Oblivion kills 30 Waddle Dees and lashes out at the Feline! Smoky tendrils of darkness ensnare it, inflicting 50% Corruption! If Corruption hits 100%, the Feline will become [???] and have several HP and attack modifiers...
The Zombie Pigmen kill a Soul Hunter! The God Cat doesn't attack due to leaving the timeline!
The Forces of Mordor kill 80 Soldier Platoons! Spiderbite's Army kills 30 Oliephants! Blue's Fleet completely annihilates the Origin Wither, reducing it to ashes! Sauron's Ring Finger falls off, revealing the One Ring! Quickly! Take it and dispose of it in the Shrine!
Matchsticks kills all remaining Ghast Riders! MPV Anachronism kills 4 Danmaku Miniguns! Master Chair Redux uses Recharge, restoring all Power and stunning itself! All other AG entities deal 20,000 damage to a Badass Crimson Lance Engineer!
The Perfectly Generic Army kills 20 Soul Hunters! The Noob Army kills a Badass Crimson Lance Engineer! The Army of Choice kills 20 Soul Hunters! The Terragen Civilization deals 20,000 damage to the M.C. Freedom! All the strifers on the deck slide backwards as the ship lists to starboard, then rights itself! The Obsidian Legion deals 30,000 damage to a Badass Crimson Lance Engineers!
The Godmodder contemplates firing the Subspace Gunship. He shrugs, and then destroys MPV Anachronism and kills 30,000 Nanobots! He then steps into a summoning circle while on the M.C. Freedom... Red energies surround him. He should be done next turn!
Paradox Inc. Army kills 20 Twitchy Infantries.
The Itinerary:
> AGs: Finish off all standalone entities!
> AGs: Power up the Chain Gauge to weaken Oblivion!
> AGs: Defeat both Pro-Godmodder Armies!
> AGs: Defeat Spiderbite's Army! It has a lot of troops.
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!
> PGs: Finish off all standalone entities!
> PGs: Defeat all Anti-Godmodder Armies!
> PGs: Defeat Spiderbite's Army! It has a lot of troops.
> PGs: Power up the Chain Gauge to weaken Oblivion!
The Battlefield:
THE OPERATOR: [???]
Oblivion: [???] Chain Gauge: IIIIIIIIII
Zombie Pigmen: [N]
God Cat: [N] HP: 60,000/100,000. Cuteness Overload: III
Control Core Tank: [engie_ninja] The Core: Control Core. 800,000/800,000 HP. The Fleet: Juggernaut Plating. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x8.) The Heavies: Neo Tanks. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Nova Launchers. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x20.) The Calvary: Planet Cracker Guns. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Danmaku Miniguns. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x96.)
KOAXM Army: [5l1n65h07] The Core: System Defender 6.6.6. 660,000/660,000 HP. The Fleet: Neo Recognizers. 360,000/360,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: Destroyer Cannons. 66,600/66,600 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Plasma Spheres. 16,600/16,600 HP. (x20.) The Calvary: Mecha-Spiders. 6,600/6,6000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Deadly Tops. 3,300/3,300 HP. (x94.)
Team Microsoft Cloud Army: [The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man] The Core: Ultra-Dai Microsoft Cloud. 650,000/650,000 HP. The Fleet: X-Gunzans. 130,000/130,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Idea-Bots. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x8.) The Artillery: Microsoft Ultra Halo Robotic Drill. 250,000/250,000 HP. The Calvary: Halo Armor Snipers. 10,000/10,000 HP. (x50.) The Soldiers: Meme Teamers. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.)
Forces of Mordor: [pionoplayer] The Core: Sauron: (On the M.C. Freedom.) The Fleet: Dragons. 300,000/300,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Oliephants. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x64.)
Spiderbite's Army: [pionoplayer] The Core: Spiderbite's Guard. ???/??? HP. The Monster: M.C. Freedom. 480,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Multiversal Battleships. 150,000/150,000 HP. (x5.) The Heavies: Mecha Platoons. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x30.) The Artillery: Wizard Circles. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x50.) The Soldiers: Soldier Platoons. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x313.) The Pawns: Minecraftians. 19/20 HP. (x466,000.)
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M.C. Freedom Deck: Sauron. 590,000/700,000 HP. Ring Finger: 0 HP. Tricky the Clown: ???/??? HP. Weakness: ???. Piono: 20/20 HP. 145 Energy. Respawns: III Minecraft Rebellion: 20/20 HP. (x20.) Respawns: III CaptainM8ndfang: 14/20 HP. All the Luck: I Respawns: III
Blue's Fleet: [fseftr] The Core: HMAS Victor. 750,000/10,000,000 Shields. The Fleet: HMAS Amplifier & Magnifier. 250,000/250,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: Super Suits. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Satellite Weapons. 40,000/40,000 HP. (x5.) The Calvary: Elite Drones. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x21.)
The Foresaken: [XDGrangerDX] The Cores: Mechanical Twin. 300,000/300,000 HP. Mutated Twin. 300,000/300,000 HP. The Fleet: Experiment #94728. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Heavy: Multi-Powersuit. 200,000/200,000 HP. The Artillery: Experiment #94725. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x10.) The Calvary: Experiment #35674. 9,000/9,000 (x100.) The Soldiers: Oozing Constructs. 7,000/7,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Flesh Blobs. 2,000/2,000. (x100.)
Infernal Skeleton Titan: [AG] HP: 125,000/150,000. Regeneration: III Deathly Dance: III Skellington Maneuver: IIIIII
The Feline: [AG] HP: 70,000/90,000. Reincarnations: III Corruption: 50%.
The Beldam: [AG] HP: 130,000/130,000. Dollmaker: III
Perfectly Generic Army: [insert_generic_username] The Core: Blue Generic Trickster Catenative Condescension. 612,000/612,000 HP. The Fleet: Fearsome Cherubs. 130,000/130,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Gambling Bards. 40,000/40,000 HP. (x13.) The Artillery: Drollgenerigorgs. 10,000/10,000 HP. (x25.) The Calvary: Trickster Gamblignants. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x120.) The Soldiers: Candy Corn Rainbow Drinkers. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x19.) Alchemy Alteration Field: 80,000/100,000 HP.
Ire's Chair Legion: [Irecreeper] The Core: Augmented Ire. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Charriers. 150,000/150,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Helix Archangels. 40,000/40,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Master Chair-Barrage. 5,000/10,000 HP. (x10.) The Calvary: Twitchy Infantry. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x42.) Chairstorm Finale: III
Crusade of Stál: [RagnoRock987654321] The Core: Knotr of Konun. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Stál's Paladins. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x5.) The Heavies: Herk of Stál. 10,000/10,000 (x40.) The Carrier: Stálpunk's Brun. 200,000/200,000. The Calvary: Riddari. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Stálcarl. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x96.)
Noob Army: [TT2000] The Core: TT2012. 450,000/450,000 HP. The Fleet: Blocking Archers. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x5.) The Heavies: Diamond Heavies. 25,000/25,000 (x20.) The Artillery: Noob Cannoneers: 7,000/7,000. (x100.) The Calvary: Horseriding Noobs. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Lumberjack Noobs. 3,000/3,000 HP. (x100.)
Heretic Grayholdium: [TheLordErelye] The Core: Na'fuldtpyepth'a. 500,000/500,000. The Fleet: Winged Terrors. 60,000/60,000 HP. (x10.) The Heavies: Tainted Waylords. 55,000/55,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Mad Thaumaturges. 20,000/20,000 HP. (x25.) The Calvary: Tentacular Inkstreams. 10,000/10,000 (x70.) The Soldiers: Archnecromancers. 20,000/20,000 HP. (x15.)
Army of Choice: [The_Nonexistent_Tazz] The Core: Crazy Hand. 550,000/550,000. The Fleet: The Aces. 250,000/250,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Grand Ranch Cannons: 40,000/40,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Dynamite Dynamos: 20,000/20,000 HP. (x15.) The Calvary: Ranch Dressing Elemental Engineers: 6,000/6,000 (x100.) The Soldiers: Lesser Ranch Dressing Elementals. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) Triple Truffle Shuffle Scuffle: Locked.
Smash Army: [Goomba98] The Core: Master Core: 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Kihunters: 60,000/60,000. (x9.) The Heavies: Boom Stompers: 30,000/30,000. (x20.) The Artillery: Roturrets: 5,000/5,000. (x50.) The Cavalry: Devil Cars: 7,000/7,000. (x100.) The Soldiers: Darknuts: 5,000/5,000. (x100.) The Pawns: Waddle Dees: 1,000/1,000. (x42.)
Void Army: [Nimbleguy] The Core: The Master. 600,000/600,000 HP. Fleet: The Cancer 450,000/450,000. The Heavies: The Princes. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x4.) The Artillery: The Apprentices. 30,000 HP. (x10.) The Cavalry: The Destroyers. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Void Masters. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Void Clouds: 1,000/1,000 HP. (x40.)
Omega-2 Battalion: [Netpatham] The Core: HEX-02 Omega Class Battleship. HP: 600,000/600,000. The Fleet: Interfaced Thaumium-Class Battleships. 350,000/350,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: Thaumechanical Constructs. 20,000/20,000 HP. (x30.) The Artillery: Castcannons. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Calvary: HEX-Bot Models. 8,000/8,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Thaumic Battlebots. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Thaumic Drones. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x16.)
Terragen Civilization: [OverlordXcano] The Core: AI God. 750,000/750,000 HP. The Fleet: S3 Archailect. 300,000/300,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Ultra-Tech Cyborg. 45,000/45,000. (x10.) The Artillery: Auto-War Seeds. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Calvary: Nanotech Beings. 7,000/7,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Automated War Vests. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.)
Army of Terraria: [jondanger23] The Core: Terrarian Core. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Enraged Planteras. 55,000/55,000 HP. (x10.) The Heavies: Normal Planteras. 30,000/30,000. (x15.) The Artillery: Space Dolphins. 10,000/10,000. (x10.) The Calvary: Skeletron Snipers. 7,000/7,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Skeletron Primes. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Gunsmiths. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x44.)
The Homelands: [Talist] The Cores: Pherix: 30,000/30,000 HP. (Temperature: 10,000oC.) MK-Watson-A: 500,000/500,000 HP. (Servos: III), LeiShi: 500,000/500,000 HP. (Chi: 100.) The Fleet: Relic Shards. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Hatchlings of Justicar 80,000/80,000 HP. (x4.) The Artillery: Enchanted Pages. 2,000/2,000 HP. (x50.) The Calvary: AXIS Powersuits. 8,000/8,000 HP. (x70.) The Soldiers: Elemental Finches. 3,000/3,000 HP. (x150.) The Pawns: Nanobots 1/1 HP. (x29,970.)
Obsidian Legion: [NinjaV2403] The Core: Obsidian Colossus. 600,000/600,000 HP. The Fleet: Obsidian Psiitanks. 300,000/300,000. (x2.) The Heavies: Psiilem Healers. 45,000/45,000. (x10.) The Artillery: Obsidian Psiilems. 20,000/20,000. (x15.) The Calvary: Enderman Assassins. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Enderman Warriors. 3,000/3,000 HP. (x125.) The Pawns: Soul Projections. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x90.) Want You Gone: III
Army of Platius: [zerithos] The Core: The THOR. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Bombers. 150,000/150,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Mortars. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x5.) The Artillery: White Nexi. 10,000/10,000 HP. (x5.) The Calvary: Towers. 7,000/7,000 HP. (x20.) The Soldiers: Drone Armada. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.)
Sangheilos Alliance: [Aegis-A095] The Core: CSO-Class Supercarrier. 700,000/700,000 HP. The Fleet: CAS Assault Carriers. 400,000/400,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: CCS Battlecruisers. 40,000/40,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Super-Heavy Plasma Mortars. 15,000/15,000 HP. (x15.) The Calvary: Type 52 Phantom Gunships. 7,000/7,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Type 26 Wraiths. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Type 36 Ghosts. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x100.)
Subspace Gunship: [PG] HP: 90/100. Sayonara, Sucker: I
Death: [The_Serpent] The Core: Thanatos: 630,000/630,000 HP. The Fleet: Furies: 300,000/300,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Reapers: 30,000/30,000 HP. (x25.) The Artillery: Living Shadow: 50,000/50,000 HP. (x12.) The Calvary: Soul Hunters: 7,000/7,000. (x36.)
Paradox Inc. Army: [K4yne] The Core: Burnt K4yne. 414,000/414,000 HP. The Fleet: Upside-Down Specters. 150,000/150,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Foxy Animatronics. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x20.) The Artillery: Badass Crimson Lance Engineers: 30,000/60,000 HP. (x3.)
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 16/125. Killstreak: 50. (On the M.C. Freedom.)
@insertbelow: Whatever, I worded it slightly wrong. Either way, piono is immune to trickster majjyks anyways, by virtue of having Tricky cure him, and the items soul bonded to him by extension.
Also twin, I don't think its a case of there can only be one... this is sort of a fight for control of the battlefield, and whoever comes out on top, be it one person or an alliance, its a moot point because [REDACTED], remember?
Also, whenever piono dies, his energy bar empties out, and he respawns the next turn with 120 energy. Also, once Sauron and Tricky can be taken off of Vriska's allies for long enough to pitch in, they'll start contributing.
Speaking of which: People! Give ideas for finales for the various youtubers! They're players, so they all have one, there's just too many of them to list all at once!
As for others who want to join in the fight... Meh, sure. Go ahead and add them as entities with 3 respawns. I'm not sure what the penalty would be, I was thinking that for piono what would work better than flat out dying would be as one of the full main players, just ends up having a spawn point reset function active that warps him away from the fight. but IDK... I'm not sure whether to say definitively or not about players as entities, because piono hits pretty hard.
/note to serpent:
Oh, just going to let you know...
I'm not painting you into a corner on the fourth wall.
Go back and decipher the second spell Eric cast over present Serpent, piono's in for a few unpleasant surprises.
8/11 for Abiit
4/9 for the Crystaljudger
7/8 for the Ring of Chaos
On the main battlefield...
The F6 tornado hits the MC Freedom
Vriska's army turns to face down Death.
The Forces of Mordor scatter, as Sauron is deadish.
on the MC Freedom:
Sauron's finger comes off. Just like in Middle Earth, he crumbles to dust. His helm dramatically hitting the ground.
Piono catches the ring and pockets it.
Thank you for doing that bit of dirty work for me.
Then the F6 tornado hits the MC Freedom
Everyone is whipped around as the ship begins to pitch and twist in the air, pieces of the landscape and dead soldiers begin smashing into the ship.
Random attacks are going to be disrupted. I will choose which, but rest assured, piono is going to suffer some from this.
And then...
Things get worse.
My true, non-plot army!
Nexus Battalion/Support Element (yes, those are actual military terms)
Pawns. Ragnarok Training Initiative (RTI) Ground Troops. x1500. hp: 100/100. (Yes, unlike most of the other armies, I'm measuring troops in raw manpower. The exact number of soldiers) What are these guys? Well, some of you may remember the ATP Soldats, that were elite soldiers of the original Project Nexus program, and the ATP Engineers, who weren't as good at fighting but were, well, the engineers. ATP Engineers are no longer a thing. Instead, 1337 agents always become ATP Soldats, train until they are the next rank up, ATP Marines, and then work their way into the Ragnarok Training Initiative. The RTI troopers are much, much more dangerous than their ATP counterparts. Remember Hank? The absolutely ridiculously awesome warrior of Madness Combat? He'd have his work cut out for him trying to take down a squad of 10 of these guys. a full battalion is capable of obliterating most standard armies.
Soldiers: RTI Commandos. x1000. hp: 500/500 There are various different paths Nexus troops can take after they hit RTI Ground Troops level. The most basic is commando. The Commandos are to Ground Troops what soldats are to 1337 agents. There's a massive skill gap between the two. Sanford and Deimos, protagonists in Madness Combat, would not be able to one v one these guys. They're really tough.
Cavalry: Ragnarok Special Forces (RSF) suppressors. x100. hp: 5000/5000. These guys are basic mechanized infantry. They have small mech suit, just barely bigger than themselves (basically powered armor) with a variety of weapons. One of these would be capable of taking on post-mutation Hank.
Artillery: Advanced G03LM units. x30 hp: 30000/30000. The G03LM units, originally, they were clunky, and stupid. Not any more. The advanced G03LM units have high level cognitive skills, and are fast too. These things won't go down near as easy as the old versions.
Heavies: Type A5 Mag Agents. x10 hp: hp: 50000/50000. The Mag Agents, despite not having the armor of the G03LM units, are much stronger. They're weapons are bigger, so they hit harder, and because of various upgrades, they can actually take more punishment.
The Fleet: Nexus Gunboat. x5 hp: 200000/200000. These are small, two-man attack craft. Not fighters or bombers, but still small. And they pack a real punch. These space-capable ships are small, but intimidating. (gunboat is the smallest naval ship classification there is)
The Monster (no core): Nexus Missileboat. x1. Hp: 500000/500000. This is a three-man attack craft, slightly bigger than the gunboats, and equipped with rocket pods in addition to the small cannons. There's only one, but its quite the formiddable force.
For reference: the G03LMs stand at about 8 feet tall with armor, and the Mag Agents cap out at around 12, 13 feet. The Gunboats and Missileboats shouldn't be too much larger than the real world naval counterparts.
Why are they so unbelievable overpowered for such small craft?
Engie and amp look on in shock.
Amp recognizes his workings on all of the mechanical workings. Engie sees that the weapons are based off his engietech designs. Both of them realize that the technology has been reverse engineered then improved upon by some sort of group of savants (Here's a shout-out to you fury!). This may be a problem...
Who do they attack? Vriska's army of course.
Dude you never disabled the Field. You blocked me from using your alchemies, and you warped me outside of it (which really shouldn't happen seeing as it's in my pocket keeping up with me spacial-temporal location at all times, as well as the fact that I SPECIFICALLY SAID IT ALSO BLOCKED ALCHEMY EFFECTS(OR EFFECTS DERIVED FROM ALCHEMIES)). Take it fairly. Jeez. If you in fact have proof that you disabled it, and did not actually just impossibly take me out of it, quote the post. Also just in case you thought I was talking about all your alchemies, I was just talking about the ones you used on past me.
Sudden plan. Well not really just one I thought about.
/rrgh
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12/? The Thing MY INVENTORY
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
(Gerbil Clone): \Idle.
(Gerbil Ghost Image): Generic, I would like to ask you to dispose of that clearly defaced Tuba in the Nihil Pit. Also, here are the conditions that the Tuba's soul binding to me and Eglarbroad is broken: The Void is completely destroyed and removed from existence; The Godmodder dies in every and all universe, no response; and all the vis in the world is drained, as well as the Tubas loosing their magic. Also, if all those conditions are met, the Tubas also become vulnerable. But that will never happen, will it? Oh look, my "guests" have arrived... Hello, Gerbil. Are you ready?
Yes. Ok. Associates, please set up the ritual. Many other people dressed exactly as the first, red-haired red-robed person start setting up a mysterious ritual. Strange eldritch inscriptions create a large circle in the ground. Alchemist's symbols for the elements are drawn on four sides of the circle. Chalk made up of Salis Mundis serve as a tool for creating the figures. Sir, we are ready. Let us begin... They all chant... (Sorry, I have to use Google Translate for this...) Tubae, ludere tunes quasi gloriae magni Null ducit. Upgrade, cum virtute omnibus unica. Esto vigilans et similitudine ostendere. The nearby aura nodes fluctuate... Reserare the power of Null antiquos. Ostende magister vester verbum vocatio Void. The Voidwalker rumbles... Ostendit propter verum music. The Tubas wobble in their place at the center of the ritual, with the people chanting in a circle around the runes. Vincere in Richard. The Godmodder starts to take notice... The fabricam mundi transgreditur. Spacetime distorts at the exact spot the Tubas stand. Sic agetis. Liber vivere. Pure void energy flows out of the voidwalker, into the Salis Mundis lining the ritual. Beams of Vis from the nearby nodes shoot into the Tuba's mycelium focus. Pure essence of Godmodding starts being extracted from Richard himself, flowing into the now powerful ritual... Perdere. For a split second, the powers of Omega tier seep into the ritual. Everything goes on overdrive, funneling everything into the ritual. Everything is drained from my Voided Scepter and Origin Staff(500 of Void, Life Force, and Insanity for Voided Scepter; 800 of all aspects for Origin Staff). A hole in Space and Time is ripped...
Thanks. I'll be sure to call you again if I nee any more... rituals. And with that, Gerbil steps into the rip. 15/15 PART 1 USED. 15/15 PART 2 USED. 15/15 PART 3 USED. Suddenly, all the mystical events happen in reverse, closing the rip. Wind swirls everywhere, leaving only dust. The strange society seems to have disappeared, with the only trace left being a business card labeled... Society of Nothingness INVISIBILUM Ritual of Communication: 🝥🜁🜂🜃🜄⚗ Headquarter Address: 🜚🜔 Rd. 🝓 City. Related Associations: {DATA EXPLUNGED}
Gerbil Ghost Image ==> Execute: Java Smash - Runtime. Target: Origin Wither.
Void Army ==> Target - Godmodder's Army. Abilities
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=SIDEQUEST=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= I think I might have missed someone...
[quote=fseftr;/members/fseftr;/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-the-massive?comment=16677]-snip-
Nomblequest: Enter the Dungeon
-snip- You enter The Dungeon room.
"It looks like I arrived a bit late for the party..."
"I'LL MAKE THE BEST OF IT!!!"
A man wearing a grey cloak enters the battlefield, staring right at Sauron.
Mysterious Stranger
Level: Unknown
Hp: 34713/34713
Attack: Unknown
Defense: Unknown
Intelligence: Unknown
Faith: Unknown
Speed: Unknown
Stealth: Unknown
Skill: Unknown
Power Level: Current analysis shows Power Level is on par with a regular Minecrafter
Status: ERROR: Unknown Status Effect Applied. Analysis has yet to determine effects.
Current Threat Level: Possible Threat
Affiliation: Unknown
OOC: Hello. Sorry if this isn't to your liking. Will only be so temporarily. Yes he has weapons. A sh*t-ton of them. This is just the intro though.
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Pherix: Flame Crash against the Control Core Tank
Watson: Hydrolic rush at Control Core Tank (high single target damage)
Servos: |H|H|-|
LeiShi: Bite (basic attack) against the Control Core Tank. Chi: 100 *GRACE 1 turn left*
All into 7 dragon roar! charge = 4
All the extras: Attack the Control Core tank
FOR THE NETHER
@Nimble: Go back to present
+2 to Aegis. But charges don't really do much anymore...
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
I'm finally ready to post. Time for that surprise. Hope you all like it. I figured we needed something other than just flying from battle to battle, and turns out theres more time left than I thought.
@Insert_Generic: Yes. You could technically do that. Although it would be a terrible idea because there's been only 1 enemy that let you pick its target. Lava blob added!
@fseftr: This battle isn't going to last long enough for the memory test to take effect. What I was going to do was edit my last post and remove the map and then ask you the coordinates of the platform, but the battle is ending this turn anyway... I... I... I can't... just the fact I'm saying this to you tells me that we're both lucid... but I'm strangely limited in what I can do. Sigh... I'm pathetic aren't I? Trapped in my own bloody dream... I'm so weak... I'm sorry for dragging you all into this... I'm... I'm... I'm sorry! Forgive me everyone! He suddenly springs backwards into a corner and covers himself with his tails, whimpering softly. He didn't seem to be talking to you with that last part... The temperature in the room also drops noticeably as well.
@Nimble: Alright. But, you don't have anything to burn, right? The only flammable thing you have is that diary, but I don't think you'd like to burn that.
@Engie: Alright. 9 damage.
The Evil Snowman deals 22 damage to the Shard of Pain thanks to Wilson's Wit while the Steel Gauntlet Heavy heals itself. HarvesteR super charges a kerbal, but I don't actually know what that does. Finally, the Lava Blob deals 14 damage due to Wilson's Wit. The Shard of Pain tries to attack, but its attack ends up bouncing off the Magic Mirror and it kills itself. The cloud shudders and starts to fall apart. It tries to knit itself back together, but fails and eventually is unnoticeable.
The room is suddenly quiet. However, you notice that as you were battling the Shard, cold drafts have started flowing in from the other door (not the one you entered from), covering the stone bricks in a layer of ice. You aren't sure of what to do because Wilson hasn't said anything from the corner he's in. As you all stand around awkwardly, theres a sudden crash that reverberates throughout the building. ... that... thats... the final trail... the reason I left this place... I always knew it would come to this... when I have to fight my guilt... but it is different when the monster actually comes. Do you remember that empty hallway that made me nervous? We have to go back there... The quickest way will be back through the library... As he... thinks... that, there is another crash and the passage way you came through collapses, blocking the way with tons of stone bricks. Awfully convenient for me, the GM huh? Or not... the other way would be through my old home. He motions to the door covered in frost. We can access the vents from there. However... my... emotions... seem to have rendered the place less hospitable. But its the only way through... I'm so sorry everyone...
Now, for the surprise I've been working on for several hours. I call it an IRM challenge. (In Real Minecraft) Basically, I've built a little Minecraft map for you to download and try. Its short. It will take around 10 minutes. It might have terrible bugs, so please tell me if there are any. And also, please don't cheat. So no command, external programs or mods please. http://www.mediafire.com/download/9vavrilwvvg79c3/IRM Event.zip
More specifics about it: it is a parkour/exploration like thingy. You get a score at the end based on how long it took you and how many deaths you had. If you want me to count it, please post it on here exactly as it says (character for character) or take a screenshot of it. Be careful of the cold. Standing on ice or packed ice will wither and slow you. Standing in water will be deadly. However, the redstone blocks are warm and give you regeneration when you stand on them.
Or... you can not bother with that and just stay on the forum. But I encourage you to try my map.
The path ahead is frozen solid, with the exception of a large pool of ice cold water. The water pool completely blocks your path. There's nothing else except for some glaciers on either side and large icicles hanging from the ceiling. How do you try to cross?
Progress: 0/100
Allied Line:
[COL] Evil Snowman 29/30 HP + Snowfort 34 HP - Action: 1 (fseftr's) Snowball [10 damage], Blizzard [5 damage to all enemies], Avalanche [Buries target, making them have a high chance to not act this turn], Snow Fort [Builds itself a snow fort with 10 hp to hide behind|Adds 10 hp to it's snow fort]
[MET] Steel Gauntlet Heavy 30/30 HP - Action: 2 (Engie's) Base damage: 10, ignores damage of less than 10.
[MAG] Magic Mirror 30/30 HP - Action: N/A (Netpatham's) Can meat shield incoming non physical attacks with a chance to reflect them
[MAG] HarveteR 40/40 HP + Kerbal 1/1 HP * 3 + Super Kerbal 2/2 HP + Krackensbane 10/10 HP - Action: 3 (Gerbil's) Rocketerring: Upgrades a Kerbal to have double HP and double effect. (Requires a Kerbal to be alive) Infusment: Infuses a Kerbal into Krackensbane, powering it up. (Requires a Kerbal and Krackensbane to be alive) The Cycle Continues: This will be described by me when it is used. (Requires Krackensbane and Kerbals to NOT be alive) Shield: Uses the Krackensbane to shield damage. It diverts damage to the Krackensbane, but the damage is actual damage / 4. Kerbals, in this case, will increase the 4 to a higher number. (Requires Krackensbane) Kerbal Birth: Sacrifices HP to make a Kerbal. Krackenswipe: Attacks using Krackensbane (Requires Krackensbane)
[FIR] Lava Blob 30/30 HP (Insert_Generic's) - Action: 4 Base damage of 10, hides behind allies.
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[NEU] Wilson 25/40 HP (Shivering, depressed and feeling guilty)
I don't have enough time for this, sorry Nimble.
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x1 - Fire x1 (+1 grand) - Nature x1 - Metal x1 - Energy x1 - Magic x1
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 1 use left. - Splash weakness potion: weakens an entity's next attack. 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag| A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X | T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O | T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . | A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X | C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O | K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O | E R
Edit- The_Nonexistent_TNT: Moonblast? What are you doing?! All the 1337 pros use pixilate hyper voice, WAAAAYYY cooler. (seriously, it has about 22 more power than moon blast. Only downside being it is nearly impossible to get an eevee with both its hidden ability and hyper voice.)
The Man Ender && Divine Plate (The Vulcanizer, 10/11)
Sacred Sword || Divine Plate (Caledfwlch, 9/11)
I quickly snatch up THE ONE RING and fly to the SHRINE OF 2B2T. Cue slam dunking of ring into the lava.
I return to quickly take SAURON'S ARMOR, if possible. It's probably useful in some manner.
After this, I quickly summon a Sylveon and have it use MOONBLAST while I fire from another angle with THE RING DEADER, using one of the drones for another AUTONOMY PARRY! Sorry Engie, but these are semi-expendable, right?
My army shall initiate the attack on the Nexus Battalion/Support Element.
Woo Piono's freaking army is down! Ding dong, the .... uhhh... whatever he was is dead! Joy!
Wait, no, false alarm, his new army is here to be more powerful than all of our armies purely by virtue of not being here earlier. Ugh. I attempt to recruit more people into my Crusade. Talist? Tazz? Engie? Fseftr? Netpatham? Whatever.
/null
"NOP3, DON'T C4R3. 1 JU2T C4N'T 233M TO G1V3 4NY GOR1LL42. SORRY."
In other news, I try to shoot Death up with literally every octet, attempting to initiate various nondescript attacks. I then summon the Midnight Crew to keep fighting K4yne's army, and target Death with my own. I then use the White Whaler in Death and spawn the Drillgenerigorg to fight it. I also +1 the Chain.
Orb of Luck (Luck into Altar) 3/??
Sunshining Sucker 4/11
Pumpkinsucker 7/11
Screaming Alloy 9/10
A alloy of different metals unknown to man. It looks pitch black with a slight purple shimmer. If you were to touch it screams would echo trough your mind and the cold grip of fear touches you. Its a mystery as how to obtain this material. Level 5.
I activate the nucelar elementalbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 5)
I rain creepers into the Paradox Inc Army!
+1 to the chain!
Army:
The #94728 use spew acid on the Sanghelios alliance, the #94725 use Biotoxic Waste on the army of choice, the Multi-Power suit casts Summon stone barrier to protect the army agains counter attacks, the rest attacks the Smash army.
The Man Ender && Divine Plate (The Vulcanizer, 11/11) SCORE!
Sacred Sword || Divine Plate (Caledfwlch, 10/11)
The Sylveon decides to stick around, and I shrug. It's very mellow, but otherwise an average Sylveon in literally all aspects. Who cares?
In any case, I'm starting to get a little hungry...My mind drifts to the SPIRAL SUCKER, who's effects I'm not fully aware of. But, not now!
I unleash SUPER SMASH on PIONO'S sorry godmodding elementally enhanced hide while I charge in with FEAR NO ANVIL, attempting to lock him in a time loop (however temporarily) when he inevitably attempts to block while the TROPHY FIGHTERS get to work on actually harming PIONO for a change.
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I stare straight at Piono as he pockets the One Ring with a stoic expression. No use in giving him satisfaction.
I twist around, see Richard, and slowly step back, eyeing the summoning circle. Then, I politely ask for the various proprietors of the Youtube variety to aid us in the defeating of Piono.
At the request of Tazz, I ask my Transparent Magic Cueball a question, pointing at Tricky.
What is the weakness of that clown over there? Tricky, I think Eric called him.
Then, I ask my Onyx Visink Magic 8-Ball a question.
How, exactly, am I going to obtain the final version of the Hazel Wand?
Two of the things within are the quills of Echidna. So, I had better find a way before the end of the game.
Walking down the halls of this meteor has made you realize something: this place is extremely dark. You like it that way most of the time, but lately... you do not even know. Anyways, you locate the source of the sound in several minutes. A usually unseen door near the computer room. You listen at the gateway for a second, and silently unseal the door, peering within. A large piano is within, as well as the player of all this fantastic music... Navela? Indeed, it is her, in her fancy red Seer of Time ensemble. Actually, sort of. She is, in reality, clothed in a red dress akin to her God-Tier garb, but.. quite different, really. As she finishes the song, you take a step in, and close the door as silently as before. Then, you slowly clap. She turns around, pulling out a weapon, until she realizes it is merely you. Then, she whispers over to you.
Why're you up so metaphorically late? Isn't everybody supposed to be asleep?
Of course, she is grinning.
You know full well I'm an insomniac. As for the question, I am likely here due to the near perfection of the music at hand. ****, really? Did I leave the door open? Just a crack. I do not think you have awoken anybody. So, to appropriate what you've just said, you think I'm a good musician? You are certainly the best one upon this meteor. Thanks. You're welcome.
Hélas, je me suis- Transfiguré Les Pieds.
The two of you laugh at the joke. Then, you walk over to the large table in the center of the room, and sit on one of the benches.
May I listen? Sure.
You listen for what seems like hours, though it is likely just over fifteen minutes. Now would be an excellent time to try out this bottle of... you have no idea... that you alchemized earlier in the day. You grab a mug from the table, and fill it with about a third of the contents of one of the nine bottles you alchemized. Then, you take a slow, long drink.
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Recreating the Master Emerald: 8/11
Crystalline Bell && Withered Essence && Screaming Alloy = Song of Pain 1/?
Screaming Alloy 10/10
A alloy of different metals unknown to man. It looks pitch black with a slight purple shimmer. If you were to touch it screams would echo trough your mind and the cold grip of fear touches you. Its a mystery as how to obtain this material. Level 5.
I activate the nucelar elementalbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 6)
I deploy a crate containing a wither in the Death's army!
+1 to the chain!
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
I go online and by the Half-of-One Ring, the cheap Chinese knockoff of the One Ring! It semi-invisifies the lower half of my body, and makes the top half sorta-kinda-nigh-invincible! The S3 Archailects pelt the Terror Enderdragon with a seriously annoying amount of boulders of dark matter.
Excessive Amount of Rockets on a Planet: 10/10! The AI God turns on the rockets and begins to push the entire planet through a wormhole!
Fort Repair: 3/15
Planet Pushing: 1/7
He scream
And as for the alchemy alteration field, I might remind you that piono temporally dislocated the field so as to avoid having to deal with it at the beginning of the fight.
@engie: Its one of the crockercopr ships, there's a massive open air deck, that's where the strife is taking place. Tearing open the roof would do nothing but damage the MC Freedom
7/11 for Abiit
3/9 for the Crystaljudger
6/8 for the Ring of Chaos
Vriska's army, realizing the advantages of net's offer, join in the massive mega army.
On the MC Freedom:
Vriska turns as the snake strikes at her, she tries to roll out of the way, but gets clipped (1 damage) on her way out of the way. Obsessedwizard and BeebopVox move in to try and cover Vriska.
Engie's drones enter the fray, and the first one is immediately struck down by Tricky, who is gone in the blink of an eye. His crazy laughter echoes across the deck
Piono glares at Blue.
Really? You think I don't keep my promises? Fine. Think what you want, but I keep my end of any bargain I make. Its bad form to break promises.
Tricky rushes in to try and take on Blue's avatar, but due to bad timing, takes a round from ultramarine to the face and goes flying off the deck.
Piono blasts the genderblaster out of the avatar's hands with a bolt from Nocte Consumens (-5 energy).
I'm much more dangerous than you think I am.
Piono brings up Ircucvci, simply deflecting the bullet from the ring deader with overpowered rule of cool, and then lunges at tazz with Nocte Consumens... right into Sauron, who takes all 10 energy of dark damage straight on. (yes, -10 energy to piono for an attack that hits Sauron)
You people are beginning to get on my nerves...
On the 4th wall:
Serpent kicks piono.
Piono stumbles backwards, but the fourth wall glows red.
A large figure appears.
The OP King.
You really think I wouldn't come without backup serpent?
I was hoping that twisting an entire timeline could get you to my side, but it seems you still don't wish for it to be so.
Future/alternate(?) piono pulls out a sword...
A very familiar sword.
A sword which he should not have.
Rapture.
Like it serpent?
The OP King just laughs and watches.
Let's put up these terms.
If you can beat me, the OP King will let you go back to your planet to live out however much of a life you have left.
You could, of course, choose at any time, to join me.
But its your choice.
Forcing people is very rarely a good idea.
((No twin, Rapture will not be making its way down to Godcraft. At least not to be used.))
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
3 Ghast Riders killed!
BANG! BANG! BANG! Three ships sink into the Inky Abyss.
The Unbreakable Katana kills a Soul Hunter!
> insert_generic_username: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 GENERIC STORM - DRILLGENERIGORG
3 Soul Hunters killed!
Insanity Tuba >= Alchemy Alteration Field =< perfectly generic tuba of zillinsane
PERFECTLY GENERIC TUBA OF ZILLINSANE: Oh god, Joe! This tuba! It's horrifying! You're right, Bob! It's the craziest tuba I've ever seen! What should we do about it! I... I have no idea, Joe! I don't think we can do anything about this! Bob, I think this tuba could destroy the world! You think so, Joe? I know so, Bob! Just... Look at the thing! Ick. You're right, Joe. Disgusting, Bob. We need to get that thing to an asylum.
The tubafires a massive .jpeg'd beam of condensed sound at Sauron, dealing 10,000 damage to his Ring Finger! The PGOs deal an additional 3,000 damage!
The God Cat cannot be attacked this turn! It kicks the Terror Enderdragon, dealing 8,000 damage!
Are you serious? That thing's so long gone in wouldn't even have a use by now! It's HP would be in the decimal points! Plus, a Fort 2.0 was already made, but don't bother getting that back either; it's similarly atrophied. Besides, you can't resummon entities in the first place!
7,000 damage to his Ring Finger!
What made you think this was a good idea? There can only be one, remember? There can only. Ever. EVER. Be one. I disband the MCAGAFNA in its entirety before it gets any members.
Quills of Echidna && Vis Decoupler = Echidna's Decoupler (Level 15: 1/16)
> TheLordErelye: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 COLD FRONT - MAELSTROMBOUND
15,000 damage to the Terror Enderdragon!
10,000 damage to Sauron!
14,000 damage to the Terror Enderdragon!
+1 Chain Power! It grows hotter...
Terror Enderdragon killed! It falls out of the sky. The Godmodder's Army dissolves into dust.
10,000 Minecraftians killed!
It does, but the Echeladder got all weird. If you go back to the OP, you should see it.
Oblivion doesn't have a health bar, you pooplord! How can you even hope to attack it?
+1 Chain Power! It grows even hotter...
You use the Ender Orb against the Origin Wither, firing a massive beam of glitch at it! 15,000 damage!
Reflect casted!
6 Soul Hunters killed!
All Elf Tears restored!
The stray burn marks kill 3 more Soul Hunters! The detrimental effects are a defense bonus! Next attack against the Death Army crits!
> The_Nonexistent_Tazz: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => SUPER SMASH
You equip a Trophy Stand and throw it in the air! It shines, and several figures drop to the ground! It looks like they're Mario, Link, and Pikachu. They notice the Terror Enderdragon and run up to it in a BRAWL! (The Nintendo equivalent of STRIFE!) Fireballs, sword strikes, and lightning bolts run amok as the brawlers deal 8,000 damage to the dragon before departing back into a Trophy.
(I know the Terror Enderdragon's dead, but I'll leave this here so you know what the attack does.)
> engie_ninja: COMBAT OPERANDI => DECIMATION
You equip a Beggar's Bazooka, the same one that was used in your earlier attacks. You don't see how it's an upgrade, since Combat Operandi are supposed to be more powerful than Battle Techniques, when you realize something. A message has flashed in your HUD, saying something about x10 Mode. You grin. You pick up a few ammo stashes and make your total ammunition x10 bigger than normal. You load rockets into the bazooka... and keep loading them. You load hundreds of rockets, emptying the entirety of your ammo into the bazooka while you walk towards the Origin Wither, until you let go and fire. Hundreds of rockets fly into the air, sailing around, all careening straight towards the beast! They create a massive cacophonous explosion that deals 40,000 damage!
+1 Chain Power! The chain glows orange. A dull sound emanates from it.
Decreased? What do you mean? Do you mean that one of the Echeladders on the OP has less XP, and the other has more? There are two Echeladders on there, after all. One in the Echeladder section and one in the Current Turn section. I've noticed that too; I'll fix it.
You ring the Crystalline Bell, which glows red! Sauron bursts into flames, blocking the attack against his Ring Finger! 8,000 damage to Sauron!
> XDGrangerDX: COMBAT OPERANDI => OBJECTION
You expend 4 Weasel Snot and 3 Hog Slop.
The court is held, and the Godmodder Banhammers Sauron, dealing 30,000 damage to him (but not the Ring Finger)!
The Foresaken added!
1. You can only use one Special Attack per post.
2. You don't charge Combat Operandi. Using them uses up some Sacred Items (the full supply of which can be seen at the bottom of my post). I decide how much the attack uses.
Non-Euclidean Dice && Cthulu Power Armor Image = Furthest Ring's Dice (Level 8: 1/9)
I'm not sure... It would be cool, but keeping hold of it would be hard, especially after the events of the endgame...
Still, restoring 120 energy each turn is a LOT of energy, especially if it's hard to knock it all down in one turn. Couple that with the respawns and this will be a hard fight. I get he's supposed to be hard to fight, but that's a bit too hard. Plus, since no one is causing you to lose 120 energy (not yet, anyway), you'll be gaining energy every turn!
Also, what should I do with the players who want to participate in this fight? Add them as entities?
Piono loses 35 Energy! 5 damage to Vriska!
All Angered Spirits are dead already!
The Godmodder casts Unify on the Lumberjack Noobs, forcing them to attack as one unit!
The Katana kills a Soul Hunter...
Slick bares his teeth at the Paradox Inc. Army and slices 3 Ghast Riders apart with Occam's Razor!
> insert_generic_username: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 CLOCKBREAKER - HIGH NOON
4 Ghast Riders killed!
How exactly are you making the Orb of Luck?
That was intentional.
+1 Chain Power! The chain glows yellow. A piercing noise sounds from it.
Shadow Dissonance && SCP-184 && Circle of Fifths = Sburb Cursor (Level 30: 1/31)
Ender Overcoat && Up Til Dawn = The Allnighter
THE ALLNIGHTER: A black overcoat inlaid with stars. A green outline surrounds it and several portions of it flash between english colors, as well as the amethyst hues of the End. It can change from a coat to a suit as well.
Minecraft Rebel killed! He uses up a respawn!
MR. BONES' WILD GUIDE: A skeletal medigun with the power to Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, and Crystallize its foes. It can also turn into a spooky scary skeleton whose guiding never ends, even though people want to do something slightly more thrilling than use it.
The Beldam added! I wonder what people don't get about entities not being powerful anymore... Oh well!
Reflect blocks your attack!
The Godmodder rejects your help. His Terror Army was just meant as a tutorial for the players to show how the Battle would work, so it was meant to be a weak army. His real force is on its way...
*ollies outy*
> insert_generic_username: COMBAT OPERANDI => SANTA'S SWEETS
You expend 8 Weasel Snot and a Hog Slop.
30,000 damage to Sauron!
10,000 damage to Sauron!
Armies are unaffected by status effects!
+1 Chain Power! The chain glows golden. Rays of light shine from it.
Badass Crimson Lance Engineer killed!
+1 Chain Power! The chain glows white. It pulsates with light.
8,000 damage to the Origin Wither!
Even if the Godmodder alchemized an Update Terminal, he couldn't interact with it. Only those with the powers of First Guardians can use it. This is how Doc Scratch and Lord English were able to use it, since they both have those powers.
Ultramarine && Advanced Warfare && Gib Tsunami = The Ark (Level 15)
Universe B Box && Automatic Box Flattener = Universe Buster (Level 300)
Universe B Fortuneteller && Magic Quill = Update Terminal (Level a ton of zeroes)
SUICIDE SEED: A grey seed that seems to depict the Void. Upon planting itself in the ground, it will corrupt the landscape around it, withering away all life and creating a dull crater.
Cue && Arcane Essence || Ebony = Baroqueback Bowtier (Level 6: 1/6)
Sauron's Ring Finger destroyed!
7 Soldier Platoons killed!
The Godmodder blocks it with sticks and stones, which break your bones.
6,000 Minecraftians killed!
3,000 Minecraftians killed!
10,000 damage to a Lance Engineer!
1 damage to Vriska!
Piono loses 15 Energy!
10,000 damage to Sauron!
Oblivion kills 30 Waddle Dees and lashes out at the Feline! Smoky tendrils of darkness ensnare it, inflicting 50% Corruption! If Corruption hits 100%, the Feline will become [???] and have several HP and attack modifiers...
The Zombie Pigmen kill a Soul Hunter! The God Cat doesn't attack due to leaving the timeline!
The Forces of Mordor kill 80 Soldier Platoons! Spiderbite's Army kills 30 Oliephants! Blue's Fleet completely annihilates the Origin Wither, reducing it to ashes! Sauron's Ring Finger falls off, revealing the One Ring! Quickly! Take it and dispose of it in the Shrine!
Matchsticks kills all remaining Ghast Riders! MPV Anachronism kills 4 Danmaku Miniguns! Master Chair Redux uses Recharge, restoring all Power and stunning itself! All other AG entities deal 20,000 damage to a Badass Crimson Lance Engineer!
The Perfectly Generic Army kills 20 Soul Hunters! The Noob Army kills a Badass Crimson Lance Engineer! The Army of Choice kills 20 Soul Hunters! The Terragen Civilization deals 20,000 damage to the M.C. Freedom! All the strifers on the deck slide backwards as the ship lists to starboard, then rights itself! The Obsidian Legion deals 30,000 damage to a Badass Crimson Lance Engineers!
The Godmodder contemplates firing the Subspace Gunship. He shrugs, and then destroys MPV Anachronism and kills 30,000 Nanobots! He then steps into a summoning circle while on the M.C. Freedom... Red energies surround him. He should be done next turn!
Paradox Inc. Army kills 20 Twitchy Infantries.
The Itinerary:
> AGs: Finish off all standalone entities!
> AGs: Power up the Chain Gauge to weaken Oblivion!
> AGs: Defeat both Pro-Godmodder Armies!
> AGs: Defeat Spiderbite's Army! It has a lot of troops.
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!
> PGs: Finish off all standalone entities!
> PGs: Defeat all Anti-Godmodder Armies!
> PGs: Defeat Spiderbite's Army! It has a lot of troops.
> PGs: Power up the Chain Gauge to weaken Oblivion!
The Battlefield:
THE OPERATOR: [???]
Oblivion: [???] Chain Gauge: IIIIIIIIII
Zombie Pigmen: [N]
God Cat: [N] HP: 60,000/100,000. Cuteness Overload: III
Control Core Tank: [engie_ninja] The Core: Control Core. 800,000/800,000 HP. The Fleet: Juggernaut Plating. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x8.) The Heavies: Neo Tanks. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Nova Launchers. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x20.) The Calvary: Planet Cracker Guns. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Danmaku Miniguns. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x96.)
KOAXM Army: [5l1n65h07] The Core: System Defender 6.6.6. 660,000/660,000 HP. The Fleet: Neo Recognizers. 360,000/360,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: Destroyer Cannons. 66,600/66,600 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Plasma Spheres. 16,600/16,600 HP. (x20.) The Calvary: Mecha-Spiders. 6,600/6,6000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Deadly Tops. 3,300/3,300 HP. (x94.)
Team Microsoft Cloud Army: [The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man] The Core: Ultra-Dai Microsoft Cloud. 650,000/650,000 HP. The Fleet: X-Gunzans. 130,000/130,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Idea-Bots. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x8.) The Artillery: Microsoft Ultra Halo Robotic Drill. 250,000/250,000 HP. The Calvary: Halo Armor Snipers. 10,000/10,000 HP. (x50.) The Soldiers: Meme Teamers. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.)
Forces of Mordor: [pionoplayer] The Core: Sauron: (On the M.C. Freedom.) The Fleet: Dragons. 300,000/300,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Oliephants. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x64.)
Spiderbite's Army: [pionoplayer] The Core: Spiderbite's Guard. ???/??? HP. The Monster: M.C. Freedom. 480,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Multiversal Battleships. 150,000/150,000 HP. (x5.) The Heavies: Mecha Platoons. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x30.) The Artillery: Wizard Circles. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x50.) The Soldiers: Soldier Platoons. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x313.) The Pawns: Minecraftians. 19/20 HP. (x466,000.)
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M.C. Freedom Deck: Sauron. 590,000/700,000 HP. Ring Finger: 0 HP. Tricky the Clown: ???/??? HP. Weakness: ???. Piono: 20/20 HP. 145 Energy. Respawns: III Minecraft Rebellion: 20/20 HP. (x20.) Respawns: III CaptainM8ndfang: 14/20 HP. All the Luck: I Respawns: III
Blue's Fleet: [fseftr] The Core: HMAS Victor. 750,000/10,000,000 Shields. The Fleet: HMAS Amplifier & Magnifier. 250,000/250,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: Super Suits. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Satellite Weapons. 40,000/40,000 HP. (x5.) The Calvary: Elite Drones. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x21.)
The Foresaken: [XDGrangerDX] The Cores: Mechanical Twin. 300,000/300,000 HP. Mutated Twin. 300,000/300,000 HP. The Fleet: Experiment #94728. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Heavy: Multi-Powersuit. 200,000/200,000 HP. The Artillery: Experiment #94725. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x10.) The Calvary: Experiment #35674. 9,000/9,000 (x100.) The Soldiers: Oozing Constructs. 7,000/7,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Flesh Blobs. 2,000/2,000. (x100.)
Matchsticks: [AG]
Master Chair Redux: [AG] HP: 112,000/170,000. Splinter Launchers: 5,000/5,000 HP. (x4.) Chair-Orb: 30,000/30,000 HP. Chair Railgun: III Power: IIIIIIIIII
Infernal Skeleton Titan: [AG] HP: 125,000/150,000. Regeneration: III Deathly Dance: III Skellington Maneuver: IIIIII
The Feline: [AG] HP: 70,000/90,000. Reincarnations: III Corruption: 50%.
The Beldam: [AG] HP: 130,000/130,000. Dollmaker: III
Perfectly Generic Army: [insert_generic_username] The Core: Blue Generic Trickster Catenative Condescension. 612,000/612,000 HP. The Fleet: Fearsome Cherubs. 130,000/130,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Gambling Bards. 40,000/40,000 HP. (x13.) The Artillery: Drollgenerigorgs. 10,000/10,000 HP. (x25.) The Calvary: Trickster Gamblignants. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x120.) The Soldiers: Candy Corn Rainbow Drinkers. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x19.) Alchemy Alteration Field: 80,000/100,000 HP.
Ire's Chair Legion: [Irecreeper] The Core: Augmented Ire. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Charriers. 150,000/150,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Helix Archangels. 40,000/40,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Master Chair-Barrage. 5,000/10,000 HP. (x10.) The Calvary: Twitchy Infantry. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x42.) Chairstorm Finale: III
Crusade of Stál: [RagnoRock987654321] The Core: Knotr of Konun. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Stál's Paladins. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x5.) The Heavies: Herk of Stál. 10,000/10,000 (x40.) The Carrier: Stálpunk's Brun. 200,000/200,000. The Calvary: Riddari. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Stálcarl. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x96.)
Noob Army: [TT2000] The Core: TT2012. 450,000/450,000 HP. The Fleet: Blocking Archers. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x5.) The Heavies: Diamond Heavies. 25,000/25,000 (x20.) The Artillery: Noob Cannoneers: 7,000/7,000. (x100.) The Calvary: Horseriding Noobs. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Lumberjack Noobs. 3,000/3,000 HP. (x100.)
Heretic Grayholdium: [TheLordErelye] The Core: Na'fuldtpyepth'a. 500,000/500,000. The Fleet: Winged Terrors. 60,000/60,000 HP. (x10.) The Heavies: Tainted Waylords. 55,000/55,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Mad Thaumaturges. 20,000/20,000 HP. (x25.) The Calvary: Tentacular Inkstreams. 10,000/10,000 (x70.) The Soldiers: Archnecromancers. 20,000/20,000 HP. (x15.)
Army of Choice: [The_Nonexistent_Tazz] The Core: Crazy Hand. 550,000/550,000. The Fleet: The Aces. 250,000/250,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Grand Ranch Cannons: 40,000/40,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Dynamite Dynamos: 20,000/20,000 HP. (x15.) The Calvary: Ranch Dressing Elemental Engineers: 6,000/6,000 (x100.) The Soldiers: Lesser Ranch Dressing Elementals. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) Triple Truffle Shuffle Scuffle: Locked.
Smash Army: [Goomba98] The Core: Master Core: 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Kihunters: 60,000/60,000. (x9.) The Heavies: Boom Stompers: 30,000/30,000. (x20.) The Artillery: Roturrets: 5,000/5,000. (x50.) The Cavalry: Devil Cars: 7,000/7,000. (x100.) The Soldiers: Darknuts: 5,000/5,000. (x100.) The Pawns: Waddle Dees: 1,000/1,000. (x42.)
Void Army: [Nimbleguy] The Core: The Master. 600,000/600,000 HP. Fleet: The Cancer 450,000/450,000. The Heavies: The Princes. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x4.) The Artillery: The Apprentices. 30,000 HP. (x10.) The Cavalry: The Destroyers. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Void Masters. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Void Clouds: 1,000/1,000 HP. (x40.)
Omega-2 Battalion: [Netpatham] The Core: HEX-02 Omega Class Battleship. HP: 600,000/600,000. The Fleet: Interfaced Thaumium-Class Battleships. 350,000/350,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: Thaumechanical Constructs. 20,000/20,000 HP. (x30.) The Artillery: Castcannons. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Calvary: HEX-Bot Models. 8,000/8,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Thaumic Battlebots. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Thaumic Drones. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x16.)
Terragen Civilization: [OverlordXcano] The Core: AI God. 750,000/750,000 HP. The Fleet: S3 Archailect. 300,000/300,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Ultra-Tech Cyborg. 45,000/45,000. (x10.) The Artillery: Auto-War Seeds. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Calvary: Nanotech Beings. 7,000/7,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Automated War Vests. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.)
Army of Terraria: [jondanger23] The Core: Terrarian Core. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Enraged Planteras. 55,000/55,000 HP. (x10.) The Heavies: Normal Planteras. 30,000/30,000. (x15.) The Artillery: Space Dolphins. 10,000/10,000. (x10.) The Calvary: Skeletron Snipers. 7,000/7,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Skeletron Primes. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Gunsmiths. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x44.)
The Homelands: [Talist] The Cores: Pherix: 30,000/30,000 HP. (Temperature: 10,000oC.) MK-Watson-A: 500,000/500,000 HP. (Servos: III), LeiShi: 500,000/500,000 HP. (Chi: 100.) The Fleet: Relic Shards. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Hatchlings of Justicar 80,000/80,000 HP. (x4.) The Artillery: Enchanted Pages. 2,000/2,000 HP. (x50.) The Calvary: AXIS Powersuits. 8,000/8,000 HP. (x70.) The Soldiers: Elemental Finches. 3,000/3,000 HP. (x150.) The Pawns: Nanobots 1/1 HP. (x29,970.)
Obsidian Legion: [NinjaV2403] The Core: Obsidian Colossus. 600,000/600,000 HP. The Fleet: Obsidian Psiitanks. 300,000/300,000. (x2.) The Heavies: Psiilem Healers. 45,000/45,000. (x10.) The Artillery: Obsidian Psiilems. 20,000/20,000. (x15.) The Calvary: Enderman Assassins. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Enderman Warriors. 3,000/3,000 HP. (x125.) The Pawns: Soul Projections. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x90.) Want You Gone: III
Army of Platius: [zerithos] The Core: The THOR. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Bombers. 150,000/150,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Mortars. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x5.) The Artillery: White Nexi. 10,000/10,000 HP. (x5.) The Calvary: Towers. 7,000/7,000 HP. (x20.) The Soldiers: Drone Armada. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.)
Sangheilos Alliance: [Aegis-A095] The Core: CSO-Class Supercarrier. 700,000/700,000 HP. The Fleet: CAS Assault Carriers. 400,000/400,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: CCS Battlecruisers. 40,000/40,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Super-Heavy Plasma Mortars. 15,000/15,000 HP. (x15.) The Calvary: Type 52 Phantom Gunships. 7,000/7,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Type 26 Wraiths. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Type 36 Ghosts. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x100.)
Subspace Gunship: [PG] HP: 90/100. Sayonara, Sucker: I
Death: [The_Serpent] The Core: Thanatos: 630,000/630,000 HP. The Fleet: Furies: 300,000/300,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Reapers: 30,000/30,000 HP. (x25.) The Artillery: Living Shadow: 50,000/50,000 HP. (x12.) The Calvary: Soul Hunters: 7,000/7,000. (x36.)
Paradox Inc. Army: [K4yne] The Core: Burnt K4yne. 414,000/414,000 HP. The Fleet: Upside-Down Specters. 150,000/150,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Foxy Animatronics. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x20.) The Artillery: Badass Crimson Lance Engineers: 30,000/60,000 HP. (x3.)
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 16/125. Killstreak: 50. (On the M.C. Freedom.)
Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [PL]
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III DISABLED (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III DISABLED (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII DISABLED (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (The_Serpent)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII IN USE (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III IN USE (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III DISABLED (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III DISABLED (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III DISABLED (XDGrangerDX)
Sacred Items:
21 Hog Slop
30 Elf Tears
28 Pie Filling
10 Weasel Snot
Also twin, I don't think its a case of there can only be one... this is sort of a fight for control of the battlefield, and whoever comes out on top, be it one person or an alliance, its a moot point because [REDACTED], remember?
Also, whenever piono dies, his energy bar empties out, and he respawns the next turn with 120 energy. Also, once Sauron and Tricky can be taken off of Vriska's allies for long enough to pitch in, they'll start contributing.
Speaking of which: People! Give ideas for finales for the various youtubers! They're players, so they all have one, there's just too many of them to list all at once!
As for others who want to join in the fight... Meh, sure. Go ahead and add them as entities with 3 respawns. I'm not sure what the penalty would be, I was thinking that for piono what would work better than flat out dying would be as one of the full main players, just ends up having a spawn point reset function active that warps him away from the fight. but IDK... I'm not sure whether to say definitively or not about players as entities, because piono hits pretty hard.
/note to serpent:
Oh, just going to let you know...
I'm not painting you into a corner on the fourth wall.
Go back and decipher the second spell Eric cast over present Serpent, piono's in for a few unpleasant surprises.
8/11 for Abiit
4/9 for the Crystaljudger
7/8 for the Ring of Chaos
On the main battlefield...
The F6 tornado hits the MC Freedom
Vriska's army turns to face down Death.
The Forces of Mordor scatter, as Sauron is deadish.
on the MC Freedom:
Sauron's finger comes off. Just like in Middle Earth, he crumbles to dust. His helm dramatically hitting the ground.
Piono catches the ring and pockets it.
Thank you for doing that bit of dirty work for me.
Then the F6 tornado hits the MC Freedom
Everyone is whipped around as the ship begins to pitch and twist in the air, pieces of the landscape and dead soldiers begin smashing into the ship.
Random attacks are going to be disrupted. I will choose which, but rest assured, piono is going to suffer some from this.
And then...
Things get worse.
My true, non-plot army!
Nexus Battalion/Support Element (yes, those are actual military terms)
Pawns. Ragnarok Training Initiative (RTI) Ground Troops. x1500. hp: 100/100. (Yes, unlike most of the other armies, I'm measuring troops in raw manpower. The exact number of soldiers) What are these guys? Well, some of you may remember the ATP Soldats, that were elite soldiers of the original Project Nexus program, and the ATP Engineers, who weren't as good at fighting but were, well, the engineers. ATP Engineers are no longer a thing. Instead, 1337 agents always become ATP Soldats, train until they are the next rank up, ATP Marines, and then work their way into the Ragnarok Training Initiative. The RTI troopers are much, much more dangerous than their ATP counterparts. Remember Hank? The absolutely ridiculously awesome warrior of Madness Combat? He'd have his work cut out for him trying to take down a squad of 10 of these guys. a full battalion is capable of obliterating most standard armies.
Soldiers: RTI Commandos. x1000. hp: 500/500 There are various different paths Nexus troops can take after they hit RTI Ground Troops level. The most basic is commando. The Commandos are to Ground Troops what soldats are to 1337 agents. There's a massive skill gap between the two. Sanford and Deimos, protagonists in Madness Combat, would not be able to one v one these guys. They're really tough.
Cavalry: Ragnarok Special Forces (RSF) suppressors. x100. hp: 5000/5000. These guys are basic mechanized infantry. They have small mech suit, just barely bigger than themselves (basically powered armor) with a variety of weapons. One of these would be capable of taking on post-mutation Hank.
Artillery: Advanced G03LM units. x30 hp: 30000/30000. The G03LM units, originally, they were clunky, and stupid. Not any more. The advanced G03LM units have high level cognitive skills, and are fast too. These things won't go down near as easy as the old versions.
Heavies: Type A5 Mag Agents. x10 hp: hp: 50000/50000. The Mag Agents, despite not having the armor of the G03LM units, are much stronger. They're weapons are bigger, so they hit harder, and because of various upgrades, they can actually take more punishment.
The Fleet: Nexus Gunboat. x5 hp: 200000/200000. These are small, two-man attack craft. Not fighters or bombers, but still small. And they pack a real punch. These space-capable ships are small, but intimidating. (gunboat is the smallest naval ship classification there is)
The Monster (no core): Nexus Missileboat. x1. Hp: 500000/500000. This is a three-man attack craft, slightly bigger than the gunboats, and equipped with rocket pods in addition to the small cannons. There's only one, but its quite the formiddable force.
For reference: the G03LMs stand at about 8 feet tall with armor, and the Mag Agents cap out at around 12, 13 feet. The Gunboats and Missileboats shouldn't be too much larger than the real world naval counterparts.
Why are they so unbelievable overpowered for such small craft?
Engie and amp look on in shock.
Amp recognizes his workings on all of the mechanical workings. Engie sees that the weapons are based off his engietech designs. Both of them realize that the technology has been reverse engineered then improved upon by some sort of group of savants (Here's a shout-out to you fury!). This may be a problem...
Who do they attack? Vriska's army of course.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Sudden plan. Well not really just one I thought about.
/rrgh
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15/50 Space Kracken...PART 115/50 Jebbediah Kerman...PART 215/50 The Elderich Obelisk...PART 3DASHED SCRATCHED UNSCREWED FIXIT DOIT UNSCREWIT UNSEEN LIARMONSTERSNAPPYDRESSER12/? The Thing
MY INVENTORY
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
(Gerbil Clone): \Idle.
(Gerbil Ghost Image): Generic, I would like to ask you to dispose of that clearly defaced Tuba in the Nihil Pit. Also, here are the conditions that the Tuba's soul binding to me and Eglarbroad is broken: The Void is completely destroyed and removed from existence; The Godmodder dies in every and all universe, no response; and all the vis in the world is drained, as well as the Tubas loosing their magic. Also, if all those conditions are met, the Tubas also become vulnerable. But that will never happen, will it? Oh look, my "guests" have arrived...
Hello, Gerbil. Are you ready?
Yes.
Ok. Associates, please set up the ritual.
Many other people dressed exactly as the first, red-haired red-robed person start setting up a mysterious ritual. Strange eldritch inscriptions create a large circle in the ground. Alchemist's symbols for the elements are drawn on four sides of the circle. Chalk made up of Salis Mundis serve as a tool for creating the figures.
Sir, we are ready.
Let us begin...
They all chant... (Sorry, I have to use Google Translate for this...)
Tubae, ludere tunes quasi gloriae magni Null ducit. Upgrade, cum virtute omnibus unica. Esto vigilans et similitudine ostendere.
The nearby aura nodes fluctuate...
Reserare the power of Null antiquos. Ostende magister vester verbum vocatio Void.
The Voidwalker rumbles...
Ostendit propter verum music.
The Tubas wobble in their place at the center of the ritual, with the people chanting in a circle around the runes.
Vincere in Richard.
The Godmodder starts to take notice...
The fabricam mundi transgreditur.
Spacetime distorts at the exact spot the Tubas stand.
Sic agetis. Liber vivere.
Pure void energy flows out of the voidwalker, into the Salis Mundis lining the ritual. Beams of Vis from the nearby nodes shoot into the Tuba's mycelium focus. Pure essence of Godmodding starts being extracted from Richard himself, flowing into the now powerful ritual...
Perdere.
For a split second, the powers of Omega tier seep into the ritual. Everything goes on overdrive, funneling everything into the ritual. Everything is drained from my Voided Scepter and Origin Staff(500 of Void, Life Force, and Insanity for Voided Scepter; 800 of all aspects for Origin Staff). A hole in Space and Time is ripped...
Thanks. I'll be sure to call you again if I nee any more... rituals.
And with that, Gerbil steps into the rip.
15/15 PART 1 USED. 15/15 PART 2 USED. 15/15 PART 3 USED.
Suddenly, all the mystical events happen in reverse, closing the rip. Wind swirls everywhere, leaving only dust. The strange society seems to have disappeared, with the only trace left being a business card labeled...
Society of Nothingness
INVISIBILUM
Ritual of Communication: 🝥🜁🜂🜃🜄⚗
Headquarter Address: 🜚🜔 Rd. 🝓 City.
Related Associations: {DATA EXPLUNGED}
Gerbil Ghost Image ==> Execute: Java Smash - Runtime. Target: Origin Wither.
Void Army ==> Target - Godmodder's Army.
Abilities
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I think I might have missed someone...
He tells you that you can exit through the canvas that his past self is painting. You do so...
ERROR: INTERRUPT 0 UNHANDLED.
[quote=fseftr;/members/fseftr;/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-the-massive?comment=16677]-snip-
Nomblequest: Enter the Dungeon
-snip- You enter The Dungeon room.
"I'LL MAKE THE BEST OF IT!!!"
A man wearing a grey cloak enters the battlefield, staring right at Sauron.
Watson: Hydrolic rush at Control Core Tank (high single target damage)
Servos: |H|H|-|
LeiShi: Bite (basic attack) against the Control Core Tank. Chi: 100 *GRACE 1 turn left*
All into 7 dragon roar! charge = 4
All the extras: Attack the Control Core tank
FOR THE NETHER
@Nimble: Go back to present
+2 to Aegis. But charges don't really do much anymore...
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
I'm finally ready to post. Time for that surprise. Hope you all like it. I figured we needed something other than just flying from battle to battle, and turns out theres more time left than I thought.
@Insert_Generic: Yes. You could technically do that. Although it would be a terrible idea because there's been only 1 enemy that let you pick its target. Lava blob added!
@fseftr: This battle isn't going to last long enough for the memory test to take effect. What I was going to do was edit my last post and remove the map and then ask you the coordinates of the platform, but the battle is ending this turn anyway...
I... I... I can't... just the fact I'm saying this to you tells me that we're both lucid... but I'm strangely limited in what I can do. Sigh... I'm pathetic aren't I? Trapped in my own bloody dream... I'm so weak... I'm sorry for dragging you all into this... I'm... I'm... I'm sorry! Forgive me everyone! He suddenly springs backwards into a corner and covers himself with his tails, whimpering softly. He didn't seem to be talking to you with that last part... The temperature in the room also drops noticeably as well.
@Nimble: Alright. But, you don't have anything to burn, right? The only flammable thing you have is that diary, but I don't think you'd like to burn that.
@Engie: Alright. 9 damage.
The Evil Snowman deals 22 damage to the Shard of Pain thanks to Wilson's Wit while the Steel Gauntlet Heavy heals itself. HarvesteR super charges a kerbal, but I don't actually know what that does. Finally, the Lava Blob deals 14 damage due to Wilson's Wit. The Shard of Pain tries to attack, but its attack ends up bouncing off the Magic Mirror and it kills itself. The cloud shudders and starts to fall apart. It tries to knit itself back together, but fails and eventually is unnoticeable.
The room is suddenly quiet. However, you notice that as you were battling the Shard, cold drafts have started flowing in from the other door (not the one you entered from), covering the stone bricks in a layer of ice. You aren't sure of what to do because Wilson hasn't said anything from the corner he's in. As you all stand around awkwardly, theres a sudden crash that reverberates throughout the building. ... that... thats... the final trail... the reason I left this place... I always knew it would come to this... when I have to fight my guilt... but it is different when the monster actually comes. Do you remember that empty hallway that made me nervous? We have to go back there... The quickest way will be back through the library... As he... thinks... that, there is another crash and the passage way you came through collapses, blocking the way with tons of stone bricks. Awfully convenient for me, the GM huh? Or not... the other way would be through my old home. He motions to the door covered in frost. We can access the vents from there. However... my... emotions... seem to have rendered the place less hospitable. But its the only way through... I'm so sorry everyone...
Now, for the surprise I've been working on for several hours. I call it an IRM challenge. (In Real Minecraft) Basically, I've built a little Minecraft map for you to download and try. Its short. It will take around 10 minutes. It might have terrible bugs, so please tell me if there are any. And also, please don't cheat. So no command, external programs or mods please.
http://www.mediafire.com/download/9vavrilwvvg79c3/IRM Event.zip
More specifics about it: it is a parkour/exploration like thingy. You get a score at the end based on how long it took you and how many deaths you had. If you want me to count it, please post it on here exactly as it says (character for character) or take a screenshot of it. Be careful of the cold. Standing on ice or packed ice will wither and slow you. Standing in water will be deadly. However, the redstone blocks are warm and give you regeneration when you stand on them.
Or... you can not bother with that and just stay on the forum. But I encourage you to try my map.
The path ahead is frozen solid, with the exception of a large pool of ice cold water. The water pool completely blocks your path. There's nothing else except for some glaciers on either side and large icicles hanging from the ceiling. How do you try to cross?
Progress: 0/100
Allied Line:
[COL] Evil Snowman 29/30 HP + Snowfort 34 HP - Action: 1 (fseftr's)
Snowball [10 damage], Blizzard [5 damage to all enemies], Avalanche [Buries target, making them have a high chance to not act this turn], Snow Fort [Builds itself a snow fort with 10 hp to hide behind|Adds 10 hp to it's snow fort]
[MET] Steel Gauntlet Heavy 30/30 HP - Action: 2 (Engie's)
Base damage: 10, ignores damage of less than 10.
[MAG] Magic Mirror 30/30 HP - Action: N/A (Netpatham's)
Can meat shield incoming non physical attacks with a chance to reflect them
[MAG] HarveteR 40/40 HP + Kerbal 1/1 HP * 3 + Super Kerbal 2/2 HP + Krackensbane 10/10 HP - Action: 3 (Gerbil's)
Rocketerring: Upgrades a Kerbal to have double HP and double effect. (Requires a Kerbal to be alive) Infusment: Infuses a Kerbal into Krackensbane, powering it up. (Requires a Kerbal and Krackensbane to be alive) The Cycle Continues: This will be described by me when it is used. (Requires Krackensbane and Kerbals to NOT be alive) Shield: Uses the Krackensbane to shield damage. It diverts damage to the Krackensbane, but the damage is actual damage / 4. Kerbals, in this case, will increase the 4 to a higher number. (Requires Krackensbane) Kerbal Birth: Sacrifices HP to make a Kerbal. Krackenswipe: Attacks using Krackensbane (Requires Krackensbane)
[FIR] Lava Blob 30/30 HP (Insert_Generic's) - Action: 4
Base damage of 10, hides behind allies.
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[NEU] Wilson 25/40 HP (Shivering, depressed and feeling guilty)
I don't have enough time for this, sorry Nimble.
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x1 - Fire x1 (+1 grand) - Nature x1 - Metal x1 - Energy x1 - Magic x1
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 1 use left. - Splash weakness potion: weakens an entity's next attack. 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg
Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|
A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X |
T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O |
T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . |
A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X |
C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O |
K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O |
E
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Edit- The_Nonexistent_TNT: Moonblast? What are you doing?! All the 1337 pros use pixilate hyper voice, WAAAAYYY cooler. (seriously, it has about 22 more power than moon blast. Only downside being it is nearly impossible to get an eevee with both its hidden ability and hyper voice.)
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
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The Man Ender && Divine Plate (The Vulcanizer, 10/11)
Sacred Sword || Divine Plate (Caledfwlch, 9/11)
I quickly snatch up THE ONE RING and fly to the SHRINE OF 2B2T. Cue slam dunking of ring into the lava.
I return to quickly take SAURON'S ARMOR, if possible. It's probably useful in some manner.
After this, I quickly summon a Sylveon and have it use MOONBLAST while I fire from another angle with THE RING DEADER, using one of the drones for another AUTONOMY PARRY! Sorry Engie, but these are semi-expendable, right?
My army shall initiate the attack on the Nexus Battalion/Support Element.
Wait, no, false alarm, his new army is here to be more powerful than all of our armies purely by virtue of not being here earlier. Ugh. I attempt to recruit more people into my Crusade. Talist? Tazz? Engie? Fseftr? Netpatham? Whatever.
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"Anyone want to know who I am???"
In other news, I try to shoot Death up with literally every octet, attempting to initiate various nondescript attacks. I then summon the Midnight Crew to keep fighting K4yne's army, and target Death with my own. I then use the White Whaler in Death and spawn the Drillgenerigorg to fight it. I also +1 the Chain.
Orb of Luck (Luck into Altar) 3/??
Sunshining Sucker 4/11
Pumpkinsucker 7/11
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Screaming Alloy 9/10
A alloy of different metals unknown to man. It looks pitch black with a slight purple shimmer. If you were to touch it screams would echo trough your mind and the cold grip of fear touches you. Its a mystery as how to obtain this material. Level 5.
I activate the nucelar elementalbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 5)
I rain creepers into the Paradox Inc Army!
+1 to the chain!
Army:
The #94728 use spew acid on the Sanghelios alliance, the #94725 use Biotoxic Waste on the army of choice, the Multi-Power suit casts Summon stone barrier to protect the army agains counter attacks, the rest attacks the Smash army.
INVENTORY
The Man Ender && Divine Plate (The Vulcanizer, 11/11) SCORE!
Sacred Sword || Divine Plate (Caledfwlch, 10/11)
The Sylveon decides to stick around, and I shrug. It's very mellow, but otherwise an average Sylveon in literally all aspects. Who cares?
In any case, I'm starting to get a little hungry...My mind drifts to the SPIRAL SUCKER, who's effects I'm not fully aware of. But, not now!
I unleash SUPER SMASH on PIONO'S sorry
godmoddingelementally enhanced hide while I charge in with FEAR NO ANVIL, attempting to lock him in a time loop (however temporarily) when he inevitably attempts to block while the TROPHY FIGHTERS get to work on actually harming PIONO for a change./null
Miniature Green Sun 7/11
I stare straight at Piono as he pockets the One Ring with a stoic expression. No use in giving him satisfaction.
I twist around, see Richard, and slowly step back, eyeing the summoning circle. Then, I politely ask for the various proprietors of the Youtube variety to aid us in the defeating of Piono.
At the request of Tazz, I ask my Transparent Magic Cueball a question, pointing at Tricky.
What is the weakness of that clown over there? Tricky, I think Eric called him.
Then, I ask my Onyx Visink Magic 8-Ball a question.
How, exactly, am I going to obtain the final version of the Hazel Wand?
Two of the things within are the quills of Echidna. So, I had better find a way before the end of the game.
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Walking down the halls of this meteor has made you realize something: this place is extremely dark. You like it that way most of the time, but lately... you do not even know. Anyways, you locate the source of the sound in several minutes. A usually unseen door near the computer room. You listen at the gateway for a second, and silently unseal the door, peering within. A large piano is within, as well as the player of all this fantastic music... Navela? Indeed, it is her, in her fancy red Seer of Time ensemble. Actually, sort of. She is, in reality, clothed in a red dress akin to her God-Tier garb, but.. quite different, really. As she finishes the song, you take a step in, and close the door as silently as before. Then, you slowly clap. She turns around, pulling out a weapon, until she realizes it is merely you. Then, she whispers over to you.
Why're you up so metaphorically late? Isn't everybody supposed to be asleep?
Of course, she is grinning.
You know full well I'm an insomniac. As for the question, I am likely here due to the near perfection of the music at hand.
****, really? Did I leave the door open?
Just a crack. I do not think you have awoken anybody.
So, to appropriate what you've just said, you think I'm a good musician?
You are certainly the best one upon this meteor.
Thanks.
You're welcome.
Hélas, je me suis-
Transfiguré Les Pieds.
The two of you laugh at the joke. Then, you walk over to the large table in the center of the room, and sit on one of the benches.
May I listen?
Sure.
You listen for what seems like hours, though it is likely just over fifteen minutes. Now would be an excellent time to try out this bottle of... you have no idea... that you alchemized earlier in the day. You grab a mug from the table, and fill it with about a third of the contents of one of the nine bottles you alchemized. Then, you take a slow, long drink.
Crystalline Bell && Withered Essence && Screaming Alloy = Song of Pain 1/?
Screaming Alloy 10/10
A alloy of different metals unknown to man. It looks pitch black with a slight purple shimmer. If you were to touch it screams would echo trough your mind and the cold grip of fear touches you. Its a mystery as how to obtain this material. Level 5.
I activate the nucelar elementalbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 6)
I deploy a crate containing a wither in the Death's army!
+1 to the chain!
INVENTORY
Are you placing them on the lapis blocks? If so and it still doesn't work, feel free to swap into survival and put them on.
/null
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.