Multi-Powersuit 50/50
Hps: 200.000/200.000
Modes:
Offense mode
-The armor thurns ablaze, increasing attack damage, applying burns on attack, counter attacking attacks with damage and burns. All three are passive abilites and are activated whenever possible.
-Fist of Fury: Standart attack.
-Fireball ||: Deals heavy damage to a single target.
-Aura ignite ||||: AoE attack, deals heavy damage to enemies nearby.
Recovery mode
-The armor liquidifies but stays near the Power suit in form of a mist, passively heals some of the HPs every turn.
-Fist of Tranquill: Standart attack, rather weak.
-Healing flows ||: Heals a good bit of the hps of a target.
-Mists Care ||||: Heals a lot of the hps of a target and dispells any status alingments.
Guard mode
-The armor strenghtens with a layer of solid rock, decreases damage taken by a percentage, adds 6666,66 hps to the maximum hps of the stonebarrier (if one exists) each turn.
-Crushing Fists: Standart attack, got a chance of stunning.
-Protect ||: Halves damage taken from the next attack, takes the damage of a select entity.
-Summon Stonebarrier ||||: Summons a Stone barrier with 30.000 hps and no attacks which has to be destroyed before the Multi-powersuit can be attacked again. Selfdestructs after 3 turns. Does not pervent damage if Protect was used.
Screaming Alloy 8/10
A alloy of different metals unknown to man. It looks pitch black with a slight purple shimmer. If you were to touch it screams would echo trough your mind and the cold grip of fear touches you. Its a mystery as how to obtain this material. Level 5.
I activate the nucelar elementalbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 4)
I look at Saurons Finger and ring the cystalline bell! It either begins burning (On fire!) or freezes (Frozen)!
Then i use >Combat Operandi - Objection on the finger! (if i cant ill just use Malleo dei)
If it dies ill teleport there and snitch the one ring for my own purposes! I dont equip it however... i EAT it. (It'll make sense later :P)
Meanwhile, the gates of my lab open and relase the Multi power suit which promptly assumes a guard stance... then suddenly a glass is heard to break, an otherworldy cry emerges and a bunch of abnominations storms out, partly robotic, partly eldritch. They look like they shouldnt exist, what on earth happened in this lab? Truly disgusting, absolutely disgusting!
(we have 3m hps available for the armies?)
The forsaken [XDGrangerDX]:
Core: Twin abnomination;
Mechanical twin: 400.000/400.000
Concentrated Laser: Sweeps a laserbeam around, damaging and setting alight whatever it touches. Very random, hits up to 6 entities.
Immune to contamination.
Mutated twin: 400.000/400.000
One Chomp: The massive mouth on its belly swallows a entity whole, draining life and causing the doom debuff (Entitiy recives 50% of its max hp in damage after 3 turns if the debuff was not dispelled before it ends.).
Blood donation: Sacifies own life to heal a select entity.
Immune to contamination.
Fleet: Experiment #94728 50.000/50.000 (x10)
Biotoxic waste: Fires a barrel of Biotoxic waste which infects up to 5 entities with Contaminated (Inflicts damage over time, spreads to other attacked entities)
Spew acid: Inflicts acidized on one entity.
Immune to contamination.
Heavies: Multi-Powersuit (not reposting stats, see my last 50 posts...)
Atillery: Experiment #94725 50.000/50.000 (x10)
Biotoxic waste: Fires a barrel of Biotoxic waste which infects up to 5 entities with Contaminated (Inflicts damage over time, spreads to other attacked entities)
Immune to contamination.
Calvary: Experiment #35674 20.000/20.000 (x15)
Explodes into 5 fleesh blobs upon death.
Immune to contamination.
Soldiers: Oozing construct 10.000/10.000 (x40)
Venomous, Attacks inflict poison. (Small damage over time)
Immune to contamination.
Pawns: Fleesh blob 5.000/5.000 (x60)
Immune to contamination.
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I watch my few surviving Construction Walkers moving the disabled Children, along with the crews of the captured Parasol dropships, into the newly fabricated prison sector...
"Nearly four thousand Dwarves, all told, many of them skilled. I do hope they don't turn out too fanatic for conversion."
"W3 had better hope so, their experti5e is sorely needed, given how much dam4ge the bat7le inflicted."
"That said, even if they're amenable, it'll take a while, and we need personnel yesterday..."
{Redeyes is still busy prying the wreckage of his armor off of himself.}
"Well, we do have a crew, do we not? *OW*"
"None of them trained, and a good third of them random players without known allegiance. There is a reason they're in Cryo."
"I c4n... Exp3dite... Their training. As for the players, well, I say we give them a few weeks working on something unimportant while under hidden surviellance, then decide."
"Sounds good."
RPLS-SH reload 3/10
I climb aboard the S.S. Supergiant and head for the Battlefield, sacrificing a few of my fusion torpedoes for speed...
BATTLE TECHNIQUE: SILENT STARE! Targeting the Subspace Gunship if it's alive, if not K4yne's army.
COMBAT OPERANDI: DYNAMIC DUO 1/uhmhowmanyisthis?
{For the record, I meant the actual image, rather than "Chthulhu Power Armor"}
Okay twin. Oblivion's destroyer won't be a spoil, but it would be interesting to have it as sort of a story-item, so that whoever kills Vriska gets the rights to use it in flavor text in the next game. Just a thought. I suppose there'd be no way to enforce no one else using it, but think of it as plot stuff.
And he's not restoring all of his energy. He has no max energy, but notice that one post from generic took off 25 energy from piono. Its possible to sap quite a lot of it, and the more piono is doing at once, the faster it drains, and he has to block each attack individually. Once Sauron goes down and the players can focus on him, piono's gonna have a tough time. And the health was a typo, I meant for it to be 5M
But yeah, the players have 20 health, like regular old player entities do.
6/11 for Abiit
2/9 for the Crystaljudger
5/8 for the Ring of Chaos
piono gains 120 energy from his alchemies.
The Forces of Mordor and Spiderbite's army target each other once more.
The F6 tornado is continuing to break pretty much random things in its path of destruction...
Hold on a second. It seems piono had better start paying attention to it.
The MC Freedom is directly in its path.
That sucker's gonna get hit next round.
As for this round, the Forces of Mordor and Spiderbite's army and anyone else engaging either of them are in the range of the F6 tornado.
Since generic's attack last round deserves a response...
His past self time travels in, and immediately gets smashed in the face by the massive arc of Deum Lucem. Time traveling into the range of an AoE attack isn't the brightest of ideas, as such, the entire attempted chain attack fails.
Seriously, you think you can one-shot one of the entities the entire fight is revolving around? What is wrong with you?
insert's ship sinkers do absolutely nothing to piono, as piono sort of just rolls his eyes at the whole shipping thing.
And then insert pops up with Revenge.
Piono, through his soulbond with Denito Surrexit, feels the sudden rush of inserts coming. quick-freeze! Piono, with an expenditure of 15 energy, freezes time just before impaling.
Nice try.
From insert's view, piono goes from soon-to-be-shish-kabob to an icy tornado of temporal death as piono is somehow apparently triple wielding Arctoae, Denito Surrexit and Nulla Stella, returning each respective insert back to its original time frozen in ice. 10 extra energy expended in the display of power though. Vriska nods at erelye. Yes please, those others are relying on me. They need help. I can handle myself here.
Piono, having finished with insert, draws Superosque, aiming at Vriska. Ohgorilla.
Vriska barrel rolls out of the way of the massive wind arrow, but is blown off to the side.
She picks herself up, and obsessedwizard rushes over.
"You might want something better than those dice." Yeah, not the 8est for close-quarters com8at.
He hands her a set of 8linding wands, she ducks out of her cover and fires at piono, who blocks with Nocte Consumens, then retaliates with a blast of dark energy that catches obsessedwizard and Vriska. Vriska takes 5 damage, and the entire exchange saps 10 energy from piono.
Tricky bounces around more, intercepting the occasional attack aimed at Sauron (but not many) and bashing in the faces of minecraftians.
Sauron, realising that he is under attack, tries to protect his ring finger and lays about himself with his mace, trying to intercept as many attacks as he can.
Okay, since aegis missed his time to post it, what happened to finish up the whole fourth wall thing is this:
Everyone was waiting around for a few minutes, and then the Preston Cole showed up, massive 3.5 kilometer long battleship out of the Halo universe, now superbuffed with other stuff.
Aegis's character (Jason) made a suitably large ham announcement of his arrival, everyone except Eternis and present Serpent got on the Preston Cole, and then Eternis left after the Preston Cole did.
Now, in the present, where we are now...
The fourth wall glows red...
And a shape moves out of it, there stands piono.
Piono walks over to serpent and sits down crosslegged next to her.
Hello Serpent.
The subliminal messaging, threaded throughout her subconscious since the beginning of Godcraft, activates. (you're up serpent)
Merging into one army? Sounds like a good way to avoid attacking each other...but I'd rather remain my own entity, at least for now.
The terror army is down. It's probably already dead. I was hoping to fire my cannon at it, but it looks like I'll have to turn it to a different target, as I declare war on...The PARADOX INC ARMY! ALL NOOBS ATTACK....EXCEPT FOR THE SOLDIERS. I want the soldiers to use their 100 separate attacks on the SUBSPACE GUNSHIP! ELIMINATE IT!
Okay, see the real problem here is that nobody is willing to touch your freaking fight with a ten foot pole. I could attack you consistently for literally every post I make and still do absolutely nothing to you. Curse of Repetition. All used alchemies. Go.
By the way. Alchemy Alteration Field. Your alchemies promptly start glitching out, turning green and beveled, and turn candy-colored and .jpeged. You drop them, cursing yourself for yet again forgetting the resources at my disposal. Lose 30 power.
I use the Unbreakable Katana on Death, as well as summoning Slick to fight K4yne, known supporter of Lord English. I then use High Noon on Death and target it with my army.
Sunshining Sucker 2/11
Pumpkinsucker 5/11
Orb of Luck 1/??
Wait... the God Cat just used Cuteness Overload at The Feline, who is also a cat...
Sl0pPy MaKe0uTs :o3
I play the Circle of Fifths. While stabbing the God Cat with the Circle of Fifths. Does this grill the salmiak at the end of it in cuteness and eldrich energies?
Sleight of Hand flickers between sword and card deck.
On the Freedom, Serpent stabs a youtuber with Sleight of Hand and activates Trump Card. A card flies out of the deck - the Ace of Spades. It lands on the deck of the ship and transforms into an odd, black snake. The snake strikes at Vriska.
At the wall:
Serpent slowly turns to look at Piono. The subliminal messaging resonates in her brain. But then... Serpent has long built up resistance to mental infiltration, shutting out any unwelcome influence. And she does not COMPLY, or OBEY or CEASE REPRODUCTION or whatever. She snaps.
A huge, orchid scythe materializes in Serpent's hands and she kicks Piono through the Fourth Wall. She then slashes at the wall itself, causing huge cracks that quickly try to repair themselves.
An eerie figure, with 8 metallic spider legs protruding from under a broken skirt, appears. Its left hand is metallic, with fingers recembling sewing needles, while the right hand is replaced with a dangerously big sewing needle. But the most horrific thing in it is its eyes, two cold, emotionless buttons.
...I am starving...
The Beldam has the abillity to create an doll copy of an entity using a special attack known as Dollmaker, which has a 3 turn chargeup. The doll created has 25% health of the original entity, and will only attack the original. The doll dies with the original. The Beldam can only have 1 doll at a time.
19/50 The Queen
11/25 Health Care Package
10/25 Health Care Package
> R. K.: More burning through the Chair Legion people with Hipppocrates 451.
> Burnt K4yne: I slash my way through more Chair legion people with Netheraria.
"Taste scientific justice you tasteless wood abominations!"
"Ey Richard! If ya need more people, i suggest we merge our armies so you can stay longer in the Army Game! It's okay if ya don't want to though. Just a suggestion."
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Strange Hippocrates 451
Uber: 0%
MMMMPH: 44%
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Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
"...Hmm. It sure would be inconvenient if I were to just... invade the M. C. Freedom, now, wouldn't it? I know exactly what I'm going to do."
___
3 drones flash-step onto the battlefield, look up at the M. C. Freedom, then flash-step on top of their target, preparing to force entry.
___
A drone materializes on the 4th wall, watching Serpent attacking the 4th wall with her scythe, waiting for... something.
___
Back on the M.C. Freedom, the drones make their presence known by pulling away the roof and jumping inside, each one coordinating with the other two in their entrance to enter as quickly as possible, then they slam into the floor. The middle one straightens up and glares at Piono, Sauron, and Tricky.
"Nobody expects the triple threat. Nobody. We believe this fight is taking too long."
Each drone, in unison, takes out a copy of More Gun, twirls their copy in one hand, then strikes a pose, ready for battle.
"So we're crashing this party."
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/null (also, I'm trying out a new style for formatting story posts. Think this works?
Thank you. Finally more people show up and I can stop fighting Piono. I olly outie and fly away on my gloriously terrible skateboard.
I use Santa's Sweets on Sauron's ring finger. I also shoot it with Carcinogenesis. I Curse Death with Lil' Cal. I also +1 the Chain.
Orb of Luck 2/??
Sunshining Sucker 3/11
Pumpkinsucker 6/11
PREPARE TO DIE! I take aim with the ULTIMATE FORGE CANNON at the paradox inc artillery! HEY ENGINEERS! ENGINEER THIS!
I pull the trigger, and...FIRE.
THE ULTIMATE ARROW SMASHES THROUGH ALL THE DUMB ENGINEERS! It has the...storage of the STORAGE SHOTGUN! The levels of the XPBOX! The convenience of the iShoot! The almost-genericness of the hollow generic object! The heat of the IRON FURNACE! The power of the ENERGIZER! The pointiness of the ELLORIUM SPEAR! The computations of the MINECART WITH COMPUTER! The wetness of AQUARIUS'S ATTACKER! The colors of the UltimateExtreme Fantastic KinectWands! The spamminess of the EPILEPTIC CROSSBOW! The weirdness of the PURPLESTONE DUST! The limitedness of the LIMITED EDITION XBOX! The shout-out powers of PALUTENA'S BLUDGEONER! The danger of DANGER: HIGH VOLTAGE! The commandingness of the /give wands!
And it is, of course, spearheaded by the amazing alchemy, SPECIALLY MADE AGAINST THE RULES just for this occasion...
HMAS Victor
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 0/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Battlefield: Do the oblivion chain thing.
Blue's Fleet: Target Origin Wither
HMAS Victor: Mini BA Origin WIther
Dreamscape:
Pokeball Things: Nature, Magic
Evil Snow Man: Snowball
Nomblequest: Enter the Dungeon
MC Freedom: >Fseftr: Enter
Hey, Richard, remember when I tried to alchemize an update terminal? I may regret this... but can't you alchemize any level alchemy instantly? Try it.
Time for some things I won't be able to make.
Ultramarine AND Advanced Warfare AND Gib Tsunami 1/?
Box that contains Universe B in it AND Automatic box flattener 1/?
Book that tells the history and future of Universe B AND Magic quill 1/?
Yeah, because Twin will obviously allow the AG-FN army or whatever it's called.
/sarcasm
Blue's Minecraft avatar teleports to the middle of the fight, but does not get involved yet.
Christ, Piono.
Are you trying to make as many enemies as possible?
Sorry, but I'm out.
I don't care to oppose you if you don't come after me.
I doubt I could meaningfully, either way.
But... this is also a good opportunity to get vengeance on Tricky.
Also, kayne.
I don't know what Piono promised you.
But chances are.
He's not going to give it to you.
The avatar takes out ultramarine and shoots at Tricky with it. It(?) also zaps everyone else there with the gender blaster, just for funzies.
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Miniature Green Sun 6/11
Suicide Seed 4/4!
Quills of Echidna && Vis Decoupler 3/???
I examine my Suicide Seed. Hopefully, it is not exactly what it says on the tin. That would be... most inconvenient. Now, I think... how about I... I do Cue && Arcane Essence || Ebony 1/???. I am, of course, being inspired by the staff Scratch uses in this. Meh. It looks cool. Not like I do not currently have around five wands/sets of wands on me right at this very moment.
Meanwhile, on the MC Freedom, I draw the Wild of Jokesters, and flash-step repeatedly around Sauron, peering at him. Then, I suddenly summon a small bit of White Elixir into my hands. Directly afterwards, I flash step behind Sauron, and pierce his ring finger directly with the now Elixir-dripping wand, supercharging the strike with a large amount of Vis. In actuality, the event was so power-intensive, I actually tore an Aura Node into reality just to keep up with the Vis demands. Then, as the wand(s) sticks/are sticking out of the Maia, I release all of the energy of the Node I generated into him, annihilating said node. Then, I reflect the gender-blaster energy away from me specifically, pulsing it into Sauron. No funny business, please.
My forces attack the Terror Enderdragon. Whether the combined armies go through or not, I shall not join. I like to think I can keep a semblance of autonomy in this world, whether I am merely controlling this Minecraft avatar from the Furthest Ring of V2 or otherwise.
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The Man Ender && Divine Plate (The Vulcanizer, 9/11)
Sacred Sword || Divine Plate (Caledfwlch, 8/11)
Almost positively certain that the GODMODDER'S TERORR ARMY has been completely slain at this point, I shove the fact right in his face. Verbally. However, I now turn to a different target: SAURON, TRICKY AND PIONO. In that exact order.
I first pass the suggestion to THELORDERELYE that he ask his MAGICAL POOL BALLS OF INFINITE KNOWLEDGE to figure out TRICKY'S HIT POINTS and WEAKNESS, as that is clearly what they're there for-to KNOW THE UNKNOWN.
I then do two things simultaneously: I fire the RING DEADER from my right hand at PIONO and grab SAURON (painfully) by his RING HAND with the MAN ENDER for an AUTONOMY-PARRY (Meatshield). He's probably going to use his available GODMODD-I mean, ELEMENTAL ENERGIES to block this somehow, so I might as well make it difficult for him.
Multi-Powersuit 50/50
Hps: 200.000/200.000
Modes:
Offense mode
-The armor thurns ablaze, increasing attack damage, applying burns on attack, counter attacking attacks with damage and burns. All three are passive abilites and are activated whenever possible.
-Fist of Fury: Standart attack.
-Fireball ||: Deals heavy damage to a single target.
-Aura ignite ||||: AoE attack, deals heavy damage to enemies nearby.
Recovery mode
-The armor liquidifies but stays near the Power suit in form of a mist, passively heals some of the HPs every turn.
-Fist of Tranquill: Standart attack, rather weak.
-Healing flows ||: Heals a good bit of the hps of a target.
-Mists Care ||||: Heals a lot of the hps of a target and dispells any status alingments.
Guard mode
-The armor strenghtens with a layer of solid rock, decreases damage taken by a percentage, adds 6666,66 hps to the maximum hps of the stonebarrier (if one exists) each turn.
-Crushing Fists: Standart attack, got a chance of stunning.
-Protect ||: Halves damage taken from the next attack, takes the damage of a select entity.
-Summon Stonebarrier ||||: Summons a Stone barrier with 30.000 hps and no attacks which has to be destroyed before the Multi-powersuit can be attacked again. Selfdestructs after 3 turns. Does not pervent damage if Protect was used.
Screaming Alloy 8/10
A alloy of different metals unknown to man. It looks pitch black with a slight purple shimmer. If you were to touch it screams would echo trough your mind and the cold grip of fear touches you. Its a mystery as how to obtain this material. Level 5.
I activate the nucelar elementalbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 4)
I look at Saurons Finger and ring the cystalline bell! It either begins burning (On fire!) or freezes (Frozen)!
Then i use >Combat Operandi - Objection on the finger! (if i cant ill just use Malleo dei)
If it dies ill teleport there and snitch the one ring for my own purposes! I dont equip it however... i EAT it. (It'll make sense later :P)
Meanwhile, the gates of my lab open and relase the Multi power suit which promptly assumes a guard stance... then suddenly a glass is heard to break, an otherworldy cry emerges and a bunch of abnominations storms out, partly robotic, partly eldritch. They look like they shouldnt exist, what on earth happened in this lab? Truly disgusting, absolutely disgusting!
(we have 3m hps available for the armies?)
The forsaken [XDGrangerDX]:
Core: Twin abnomination;
Mechanical twin: 400.000/400.000
Concentrated Laser: Sweeps a laserbeam around, damaging and setting alight whatever it touches. Very random, hits up to 6 entities.
Immune to contamination.
Mutated twin: 400.000/400.000
One Chomp: The massive mouth on its belly swallows a entity whole, draining life and causing the doom debuff (Entitiy recives 50% of its max hp in damage after 3 turns if the debuff was not dispelled before it ends.).
Blood donation: Sacifies own life to heal a select entity.
Immune to contamination.
Fleet: Experiment #94728 50.000/50.000 (x10)
Biotoxic waste: Fires a barrel of Biotoxic waste which infects up to 5 entities with Contaminated (Inflicts damage over time, spreads to other attacked entities)
Spew acid: Inflicts acidized on one entity.
Immune to contamination.
Heavies: Multi-Powersuit (not reposting stats, see my last 50 posts...)
Atillery: Experiment #94725 50.000/50.000 (x10)
Biotoxic waste: Fires a barrel of Biotoxic waste which infects up to 5 entities with Contaminated (Inflicts damage over time, spreads to other attacked entities)
Immune to contamination.
Calvary: Experiment #35674 20.000/20.000 (x15)
Explodes into 5 fleesh blobs upon death.
Immune to contamination.
Soldiers: Oozing construct 10.000/10.000 (x40)
Venomous, Attacks inflict poison. (Small damage over time)
Immune to contamination.
Pawns: Fleesh blob 5.000/5.000 (x60)
Immune to contamination.
INVENTORY
"Nearly four thousand Dwarves, all told, many of them skilled. I do hope they don't turn out too fanatic for conversion."
"W3 had better hope so, their experti5e is sorely needed, given how much dam4ge the bat7le inflicted."
"That said, even if they're amenable, it'll take a while, and we need personnel yesterday..."
{Redeyes is still busy prying the wreckage of his armor off of himself.}
"Well, we do have a crew, do we not? *OW*"
"None of them trained, and a good third of them random players without known allegiance. There is a reason they're in Cryo."
"I c4n... Exp3dite... Their training. As for the players, well, I say we give them a few weeks working on something unimportant while under hidden surviellance, then decide."
"Sounds good."
RPLS-SH reload 3/10
I climb aboard the S.S. Supergiant and head for the Battlefield, sacrificing a few of my fusion torpedoes for speed...
BATTLE TECHNIQUE: SILENT STARE! Targeting the Subspace Gunship if it's alive, if not K4yne's army.
COMBAT OPERANDI: DYNAMIC DUO 1/uhmhowmanyisthis?
{For the record, I meant the actual image, rather than "Chthulhu Power Armor"}
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
And he's not restoring all of his energy. He has no max energy, but notice that one post from generic took off 25 energy from piono. Its possible to sap quite a lot of it, and the more piono is doing at once, the faster it drains, and he has to block each attack individually. Once Sauron goes down and the players can focus on him, piono's gonna have a tough time. And the health was a typo, I meant for it to be 5M
But yeah, the players have 20 health, like regular old player entities do.
6/11 for Abiit
2/9 for the Crystaljudger
5/8 for the Ring of Chaos
piono gains 120 energy from his alchemies.
The Forces of Mordor and Spiderbite's army target each other once more.
The F6 tornado is continuing to break pretty much random things in its path of destruction...
Hold on a second. It seems piono had better start paying attention to it.
The MC Freedom is directly in its path.
That sucker's gonna get hit next round.
As for this round, the Forces of Mordor and Spiderbite's army and anyone else engaging either of them are in the range of the F6 tornado.
Since generic's attack last round deserves a response...
His past self time travels in, and immediately gets smashed in the face by the massive arc of Deum Lucem. Time traveling into the range of an AoE attack isn't the brightest of ideas, as such, the entire attempted chain attack fails.
Seriously, you think you can one-shot one of the entities the entire fight is revolving around? What is wrong with you?
insert's ship sinkers do absolutely nothing to piono, as piono sort of just rolls his eyes at the whole shipping thing.
And then insert pops up with Revenge.
Piono, through his soulbond with Denito Surrexit, feels the sudden rush of inserts coming. quick-freeze! Piono, with an expenditure of 15 energy, freezes time just before impaling.
Nice try.
From insert's view, piono goes from soon-to-be-shish-kabob to an icy tornado of temporal death as piono is somehow apparently triple wielding Arctoae, Denito Surrexit and Nulla Stella, returning each respective insert back to its original time frozen in ice. 10 extra energy expended in the display of power though.
Vriska nods at erelye.
Yes please, those others are relying on me.
They need help.
I can handle myself here.
Piono, having finished with insert, draws Superosque, aiming at Vriska.
Oh gorilla.
Vriska barrel rolls out of the way of the massive wind arrow, but is blown off to the side.
She picks herself up, and obsessedwizard rushes over.
"You might want something better than those dice."
Yeah, not the 8est for close-quarters com8at.
He hands her a set of 8linding wands, she ducks out of her cover and fires at piono, who blocks with Nocte Consumens, then retaliates with a blast of dark energy that catches obsessedwizard and Vriska. Vriska takes 5 damage, and the entire exchange saps 10 energy from piono.
Tricky bounces around more, intercepting the occasional attack aimed at Sauron (but not many) and bashing in the faces of minecraftians.
Sauron, realising that he is under attack, tries to protect his ring finger and lays about himself with his mace, trying to intercept as many attacks as he can.
Okay, since aegis missed his time to post it, what happened to finish up the whole fourth wall thing is this:
Everyone was waiting around for a few minutes, and then the Preston Cole showed up, massive 3.5 kilometer long battleship out of the Halo universe, now superbuffed with other stuff.
Aegis's character (Jason) made a suitably large ham announcement of his arrival, everyone except Eternis and present Serpent got on the Preston Cole, and then Eternis left after the Preston Cole did.
Now, in the present, where we are now...
The fourth wall glows red...
And a shape moves out of it, there stands piono.
Piono walks over to serpent and sits down crosslegged next to her.
Hello Serpent.
The subliminal messaging, threaded throughout her subconscious since the beginning of Godcraft, activates. (you're up serpent)
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
iii: 48/50 +1 self
iv: 30/50 +1 self
v: 6/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
NimbleQuest!
>Leonstar0: ==>
Leonstar1: "Yep, now is a good time to run!" and I do so, thusly.
I then run through the death army, destroying some of the soldiers on the way.
SPELLADEX
Spell Cards
Zodiac:
Star Sign: Zodiac - Libra = 3/3
Star Sign: Zodiac - Scorpio = 3/3
I duplicate 3 holy mackerel Gammas.
Holy Mackerel Gamma Count: 99
The terror army is down. It's probably already dead. I was hoping to fire my cannon at it, but it looks like I'll have to turn it to a different target, as I declare war on...The PARADOX INC ARMY! ALL NOOBS ATTACK....EXCEPT FOR THE SOLDIERS. I want the soldiers to use their 100 separate attacks on the SUBSPACE GUNSHIP! ELIMINATE IT!
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By the way. Alchemy Alteration Field. Your alchemies promptly start glitching out, turning green and beveled, and turn candy-colored and .jpeged. You drop them, cursing yourself for yet again forgetting the resources at my disposal. Lose 30 power.
I use the Unbreakable Katana on Death, as well as summoning Slick to fight K4yne, known supporter of Lord English. I then use High Noon on Death and target it with my army.
Sunshining Sucker 2/11
Pumpkinsucker 5/11
Orb of Luck 1/??
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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I open up another Terror Wither's ribcage. I then punch it in the spine!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Wait... the God Cat just used Cuteness Overload at The Feline, who is also a cat...
Sl0pPy MaKe0uTs :o3
I play the Circle of Fifths. While stabbing the God Cat with the Circle of Fifths. Does this grill the salmiak at the end of it in cuteness and eldrich energies?
The 0bsidian Legion attacks Paradox Inc.
I charge the power gauge-thingy...?
Mr. Bones' Wild Guide 9/10
Shadow Dissonance && SCP-184 && Circle of Fifths
0live 0ctet 3/9
The Beldam 39/40
Up 'till Dawn? You can find the info here
On the Freedom, Serpent stabs a youtuber with Sleight of Hand and activates Trump Card. A card flies out of the deck - the Ace of Spades. It lands on the deck of the ship and transforms into an odd, black snake. The snake strikes at Vriska.
At the wall:
Serpent slowly turns to look at Piono. The subliminal messaging resonates in her brain. But then... Serpent has long built up resistance to mental infiltration, shutting out any unwelcome influence. And she does not COMPLY, or OBEY or CEASE REPRODUCTION or whatever. She snaps.
A huge, orchid scythe materializes in Serpent's hands and she kicks Piono through the Fourth Wall. She then slashes at the wall itself, causing huge cracks that quickly try to repair themselves.
I... WILL... MAKE YOU PAY!
Oh no
I shoot a Terror Wither with The Stinger.
Shadow Dissonance && SCP-184 && Circle of Fifths 2/X
Mr. Bones' Wild Guide Complete.
0live 0ctet 4/9
The Beldam Complete.
An eerie figure, with 8 metallic spider legs protruding from under a broken skirt, appears. Its left hand is metallic, with fingers recembling sewing needles, while the right hand is replaced with a dangerously big sewing needle. But the most horrific thing in it is its eyes, two cold, emotionless buttons.
...I am starving...
The Beldam has the abillity to create an doll copy of an entity using a special attack known as Dollmaker, which has a 3 turn chargeup. The doll created has 25% health of the original entity, and will only attack the original. The doll dies with the original. The Beldam can only have 1 doll at a time.
11/25 Health Care Package
10/25 Health Care Package
> R. K.: More burning through the Chair Legion people with Hipppocrates 451.
> Burnt K4yne: I slash my way through more Chair legion people with Netheraria.
"Taste scientific justice you tasteless wood abominations!"
"Ey Richard! If ya need more people, i suggest we merge our armies so you can stay longer in the Army Game! It's okay if ya don't want to though. Just a suggestion."
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Strange Hippocrates 451
Uber: 0%
MMMMPH: 44%
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
"Nope. Tell me, what's happening?"
UPLOADING IMAGES
"...Hmm. It sure would be inconvenient if I were to just... invade the M. C. Freedom, now, wouldn't it? I know exactly what I'm going to do."
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3 drones flash-step onto the battlefield, look up at the M. C. Freedom, then flash-step on top of their target, preparing to force entry.
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A drone materializes on the 4th wall, watching Serpent attacking the 4th wall with her scythe, waiting for... something.
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Back on the M.C. Freedom, the drones make their presence known by pulling away the roof and jumping inside, each one coordinating with the other two in their entrance to enter as quickly as possible, then they slam into the floor. The middle one straightens up and glares at Piono, Sauron, and Tricky.
"Nobody expects the triple threat. Nobody. We believe this fight is taking too long."
Each drone, in unison, takes out a copy of More Gun, twirls their copy in one hand, then strikes a pose, ready for battle.
"So we're crashing this party."
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/null (also, I'm trying out a new style for formatting story posts. Think this works?
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
I use Santa's Sweets on Sauron's ring finger. I also shoot it with Carcinogenesis. I Curse Death with Lil' Cal. I also +1 the Chain.
Orb of Luck 2/??
Sunshining Sucker 3/11
Pumpkinsucker 6/11
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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I pull the trigger, and...FIRE.
THE ULTIMATE ARROW SMASHES THROUGH ALL THE DUMB ENGINEERS! It has the...storage of the STORAGE SHOTGUN! The levels of the XPBOX! The convenience of the iShoot! The almost-genericness of the hollow generic object! The heat of the IRON FURNACE! The power of the ENERGIZER! The pointiness of the ELLORIUM SPEAR! The computations of the MINECART WITH COMPUTER! The wetness of AQUARIUS'S ATTACKER! The colors of the Ultimate Extreme Fantastic Kinect Wands! The spamminess of the EPILEPTIC CROSSBOW! The weirdness of the PURPLESTONE DUST! The limitedness of the LIMITED EDITION XBOX! The shout-out powers of PALUTENA'S BLUDGEONER! The danger of DANGER: HIGH VOLTAGE! The commandingness of the /give wands!
And it is, of course, spearheaded by the amazing alchemy, SPECIALLY MADE AGAINST THE RULES just for this occasion...
THE LEVEL 20 BRICK!
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Mini- Bio-Annihilator 0/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Battlefield: Do the oblivion chain thing.
Blue's Fleet: Target Origin Wither
HMAS Victor: Mini BA Origin WIther
Dreamscape:
Pokeball Things: Nature, Magic
Evil Snow Man: Snowball
Nomblequest: Enter the Dungeon
MC Freedom: >Fseftr: Enter
Hey, Richard, remember when I tried to alchemize an update terminal? I may regret this... but can't you alchemize any level alchemy instantly? Try it.
Time for some things I won't be able to make.
Ultramarine AND Advanced Warfare AND Gib Tsunami 1/?
Box that contains Universe B in it AND Automatic box flattener 1/?
Book that tells the history and future of Universe B AND Magic quill 1/?
Yeah, because Twin will obviously allow the AG-FN army or whatever it's called.
/sarcasm
Blue's Minecraft avatar teleports to the middle of the fight, but does not get involved yet.
Christ, Piono.
Are you trying to make as many enemies as possible?
Sorry, but I'm out.
I don't care to oppose you if you don't come after me.
I doubt I could meaningfully, either way.
But... this is also a good opportunity to get vengeance on Tricky.
Also, kayne.
I don't know what Piono promised you.
But chances are.
He's not going to give it to you.
The avatar takes out ultramarine and shoots at Tricky with it. It(?) also zaps everyone else there with the gender blaster, just for funzies.
Suicide Seed 4/4!
Quills of Echidna && Vis Decoupler 3/???
I examine my Suicide Seed. Hopefully, it is not exactly what it says on the tin. That would be... most inconvenient. Now, I think... how about I... I do Cue && Arcane Essence || Ebony 1/???. I am, of course, being inspired by the staff Scratch uses in this. Meh. It looks cool. Not like I do not currently have around five wands/sets of wands on me right at this very moment.
Meanwhile, on the MC Freedom, I draw the Wild of Jokesters, and flash-step repeatedly around Sauron, peering at him. Then, I suddenly summon a small bit of White Elixir into my hands. Directly afterwards, I flash step behind Sauron, and pierce his ring finger directly with the now Elixir-dripping wand, supercharging the strike with a large amount of Vis. In actuality, the event was so power-intensive, I actually tore an Aura Node into reality just to keep up with the Vis demands. Then, as the wand(s) sticks/are sticking out of the Maia, I release all of the energy of the Node I generated into him, annihilating said node. Then, I reflect the gender-blaster energy away from me specifically, pulsing it into Sauron. No funny business, please.
My forces attack the Terror Enderdragon. Whether the combined armies go through or not, I shall not join. I like to think I can keep a semblance of autonomy in this world, whether I am merely controlling this Minecraft avatar from the Furthest Ring of V2 or otherwise.
The Man Ender && Divine Plate (The Vulcanizer, 9/11)
Sacred Sword || Divine Plate (Caledfwlch, 8/11)
Almost positively certain that the GODMODDER'S TERORR ARMY has been completely slain at this point, I shove the fact right in his face. Verbally. However, I now turn to a different target: SAURON, TRICKY AND PIONO. In that exact order.
I first pass the suggestion to THELORDERELYE that he ask his MAGICAL POOL BALLS OF INFINITE KNOWLEDGE to figure out TRICKY'S HIT POINTS and WEAKNESS, as that is clearly what they're there for-to KNOW THE UNKNOWN.
I then do two things simultaneously: I fire the RING DEADER from my right hand at PIONO and grab SAURON (painfully) by his RING HAND with the MAN ENDER for an AUTONOMY-PARRY (Meatshield). He's probably going to use his available GODMODD-I mean, ELEMENTAL ENERGIES to block this somehow, so I might as well make it difficult for him.
I smash a few Minecraftian's heads in.
Meanwhile watching Serpent....
SU(H PO\/\/ER!!!! SO SHE'S \/\/HO THE LORD WAS TALKING ABOUT....
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
RPLS Reload in progress 4/10
COMBAT OPERANDI: DYNAMIC DUO 2/?
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870