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I shoot the Strongmann Machine with the White Whaler. I also use Drillgenerigorg on it.
I throw Piono's army into the Strongmann Machine 1 ZILLION TIMES. I then attempt to punch the Strongmann Machine with THE FORCE OF A ZILLION ZILLYGENERIC BLUE OBJECTS.

Minigun && Fluorite Octet 1/??

@insert: I would like to point out that I mostly deal only the same amount of damage as everyone else, I just put much more flavor text in so I look more powerful, most of the times I deal more damage I do so because I've been working with others, and in most of those situations, the other person comes out stronger as well. At least that's sort of what I try to do.
I finish Deum Lucem
Well dang it. The Grey eye OR absolute emptiness 1/?
I finish the Marble Ring

wallpost:
Really? We dealt humanely with every last one, despite the fact that it seems it may have been a bad idea. Only a handful of your kind were ever destroyed in the conflict. Uncountable numbers of innocents were not as fortunate.
Yes, sometimes evil methods were used, but what you do not realize is that when the management discovered these cases the agents responsible were IMMEDIATELY expelled from the organization, forced back into their original positions in their home universes - or given homes elsewhere if one you monsters had destroyed their home.
((I would like to inform you amp, that your attempt at a message was blocked by Eternis. No one on the fourth wall heard it))

Piono watches the carnage below.
Tricky tears his way through the various armies.
The forces of Mordor kill everything in their path.
And it is only just the beginning.
Piono grins, and takes the opportunity to blast generic in the face (his attack from last round) with a gout of fire as he rushes up to attempt some alchemy breakage.
A massive shadow appears on the horizon.
Vriska's Army has arrived.
Piono looks up at the massive ship, once the pride of the Condesce's fleet, stolen by Dimentio, then placed under a barrier, then gradually replaced as hundreds of thousands of minecraftians, as well as many refugees from other worlds built up a city around it, working on creating an army to storm the battlefield.
Then he notices something.
The massive form of the ship, blocking out half the sky over the battlefield, is not making a course over his enemies' armies.
Its almost as if...
Its aiming at his own army.
The ship unleashes a massive broadside. Millions of cannons, spells, guns, and every single weapon that could be fit onto the ship unloads into the massive figure of Ancalagon the Black.
Even the massive beast can only withstand so much punishment.
When the volley finally stops, Ancalagon is gone. As well as the ground it was standing on. And the mountains around it. And a good chunk of Sauron's army.
VVVVVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
However, the massive ship, built haphazardly as it was, was not well made enough to survive the ridiculous amounts of recoil generated by its own broadside and massive pieces of the ship fall to the ground below, but as they fall away, the ship's form is revealed.
Piono growls at what he sees.
No longer the brilliant red of the crockercorp fleet, the hull has been painted a brilliant combination of gold, blue, and crimson. The colors of the IUPC. In addition, the crockercorp symbol has been replaced with that of the IUPC (I have not been able to come up with a suitably cool one yet, so surprise me twin).
Vriska's Army:
Core: Vriska and her guard wait aboard the massive battleship. Vriska and her guard. Hp: currently not targetable.
Monster: The massive battleship looms over the battlefield, blocking out the sun, even in the far corners. However, it was put together quite haphazardly, and despite its massive size, is weak enough that it still only has the health of regular sized ships. Mega-ship: Hp: 500000/500000 (has a much higher attack than usual among cores)
Fleet: Several massive battleships from various different universes (A Star Wars Republic cruiser, a massive airship from WoW, and a few others) loom in the sky, providing air support for the ground troops. Battleships x5: Hp: 400000/400000
Heavies: From the sci-fi universes, various large mecha platoons provide heavy firepower and armor, among them are numerous AT-ST platoons, multiple Voltron forces, and others. Mecha Platoons x40 Hp: 30000/30000
Artillery: From the fantasy universes, large numbers of magic users have gathered. Wizard Circles x50 Hp: 5000/5000 (yes, squishy wizards. They are definitely glass cannons)
Soldiers: The various armies of the surrounding universes have sent in their troops. However, under these circumstances, they'be basically been demoted to redshirts. Soldier Platoons x500: Hp: 1000/1000
Pawns: The population of Godcraft has risen to liberate themselves, in even greater numbers than the Robomonkey Rebellion. Minecraftians x500000: Hp: 20/20 Yes, they have respawns, but being untrained, and liable to have other problems, in addition to their low health individually, they have pitifully low attack and defense compared to other armies, making this actually one of the weakest army groups.

I've already crammed tons of stuff into this post, so piono's reaction will be revealed in my next one.

I keep my Pesterchum open and look around for any potential allies friends. My army, on the other hand, diverges. The majority stay and continue attacking the Godmodder's army with a hail of high-powered laser beams and kinetically based weaponry that fires metallic slugs the size of tanks, though. The rest of the army, comprised mostly of the Autowar Seeds, begin to demolish the Team Microsoft Cloud Army with a large flurry of nanotech missiles. Upon hitting the ground the nanomachines contained inside begin to disperse, forming a large all-consuming wave rolling forwards at incredibly high speeds.

Terragen City: 6/10

Twin, just warning you, I realized that for the fight on the MC Freedom (Sorry for not mentioning it in the last post, but that's the name of the massive ship. What does MC stand for? Why, Mine Craft of course!) needed some more people to assist Vriska, so I added a few more. Yes, they are the other characters that would be hanging out with them as the events have gone, but think about it. It makes sense, Vriska's doing this to try and salvage things, and this is basically the only way any of them have to try and rectify their situation in any manner. Anyway, here comes the flood.
scepter OR raw order magic
2/? for void sickle
Marble Ring OR essence of the chained god 1/???

Piono curses, then flash-steps over to the middle of Sauron's army, where the dark lord leads his troops.
Sauron, we've been betrayed.
It would seem we have.
Tricky!
Tricky appears between the two.
Y̠̪̹᷄ͮ̾᷄e̥͈᷄̈́᷄̀͢s̛̫͙̰̐᷄᷄?̤̗᷈᷄͆᷄͡
We have some killing to do.
He glowers.
A certain spider needs to stepped on.

On the MC Freedom:
A number of auxilliary crew members ready themselves, as 20 figures stand on the deck, preparing for the fight that they know is coming.
Three figures shoot up towards the deck of the ship.

Meanwhile, somewhere on LOWAS
WELL HERE'S THE gorillaWAD HIMSELF
would you just shut the **** up already
seriously
you never stop
OH G1V3 H1M 4 BR31K D4V3.
The arguing immediately erupts again.
Vriska reaches over, grabs Jade's rifle, and fires it into the ceiling, everyone stops arguing.
Seriously people?
I 8elieve we have something more pressing right now.
The twenty people return to their computers, preparing for the coming Strife.

Back in Godcraft
Piono, Tricky and Sauron land on the deck of the MC Freedom with a mighty thump. Thirty players stand on the deck, ten of them random minecraftians of little import (although they'll still be participating in the fight).
Hello piono.
>::::)
Vriska...
I'm afraid to inform you that I have a new employer now.
You dirty little traitor.
As one of the main villains you really shouldn't 8e so upset.
I mean, really.
That doesn't change that I repay treachery.
I'm not worried.
Oh really?
No. Mem8ers of the IUPC support each other.
I'd 8e more afraid of Eric than you.
Were he not a 8etter ally.
Piono screams in rage and jumps at Vriska, but is intercepted by Dave's character, piono backs up.
Fine. We'll do this the hard way.
Minecraftians(long extensive list, however, due to Sollux's hacking skills, they were all able to make/steal the usernames they wanted. Convenient eh? Also, a side note. Each of them have a final, it is not the same as the final of regular players, because they just use them when the want (automatically if they reach their last respawn) but don't ascend upon their use. They plan to stay for the long hall, but with piono intent on murderizing all of them it probably won't happen.)
ectoBiologist (John Egbert), wields: Warhammer of Zillyhoo. Final: Heir Conditioning.
tentacleTherapist (Rose Lalonde), wields: Thorns of Oglogoth. Final: Dance of Thorns
turntechGodhead (Dave Strider), wields: Broken Caledfwlch. Final: Time on My Side
gardenGnostic (Jade Harley), wields: Proton Cannon. Final: Atomic Bonsai
and etc. I really don't have time right now to come up with all the weapons and finals, so I'm gonna list the minecraftians and who'se using them.
carcinoGeneticist (Karkat Vantas)
gallowsCallibrator (Terezi Pyrope)
adiosToreador (Tavros Nitram) has his robot legs
grimAuxiliatrix (Kanaya Maryam)
twinArmageddons (Sollux Captor)
apocalypseArisen (Aradia Megido) Aradia god-tiered, so she's alive.
caligulasAquarium (Eridan Ampora)
cuttlefishCuller (Feferi Peixes)
arsenicCatnip (Nepeta Leijon) No Gamzee, no brutal murders
centaursTesticle (Equius Zahhak)
coolkid27 (Davesprite)
seriousbusiness (Daddy Egbert)
gutsyGumshoe (Nannasprite)
tipsyGnostalgic (Mother Lalonde)
timaeusTestified (Bro Strider)

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Oops, forgot to post a command for my army.
If I can ATM: Target the Trolldiers

I launch the Strongmann Machine at the Strongmann Machine so it gets knocked into the Strongmann Machine.

The Army of Terraria attacks the Paradox Inc. Army.

Quasar's Nightcrawler 5/6

The White Ring 5/7


I take a glance at the Transparent Magic Cueball, and then the Onyx Visink Magic 8-Ball. I slowly chuckle to myself, standing amidst a large interactions between the two sides. Both sides are not very affected; perhaps a little unnerved. I slip the two orbs into my inventory, and proceed to Maelstrombound the Origin Wither.

Wallpost:

I stare at Engie and Eric arguing.

I would appreciate it if you two would please stop. We have pressing matters at hand. No time for this. My migraine is painful enough without this.


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Here it is. DD says something along the lines of 'good luck, and don't die.'

>Jack: Knock on door of Doctor.

You step up to the door, raising your hand to knock on said door, when suddenly-

Hello, Jack. You rang? That was a joke; I don't have a doorbell, remember? Haa haa, hee hee, hoo hoo. Won't you please enter?

The door swings open, and you contemplate bonking Scratch on the head with your trusty horse hitcher. You feel like you have done that before. Whatever. You will do it again. Give the man the respect he deserves. And, get rid of the first bit. Pleasantries are boring.

Oh, for heaven's sake.
Jack. Stop it.
Jack.
Jack.
Archagent?

Which would you prefer I call you? It's one of the strange points of uncertainty which surrounds you. Maybe it is that you don't particularly care whether I call you by name, or by epithet. Your flair is for the plain and serviceable, isn't it? Not much vanity is tied up in a title, I'd guess.

Not going to tell me? Fine, I won't tell you my name either. Well, I might, if you would just show some courtesy and stop flogging me with that ridiculous horse hitcher. I won't crack. If only it were that simple.

You're not going to stop, are you. It will be very difficult for you to savor the candy I have reserved for you, discuss mutual points of interest, and state why I have asked for you to arrive here at such a late hour.

Do you have anything at all to say? Any form of communication you care to attempt beyond the sound cast iron emanates? Of course you don't.

The man your are ruthlessly drubbing grabs your cast iron horse hitcher, and bends it in half.

I see. You do not have a need to go through with the pleasantries because you think you already know my name. You do not know my real name, Jack, even if all of your little green adversaries know yours. You only know my nickname.

He proceeds to go on some rant about his name. Lousy omniscient beings. Then, he hands your horse hitcher back, twisted into what appears to be a pretzel.

Here. Jack, why don't you help yourself to some candy over there on that table? I need to take care of something; I won't be long.

Yes, Noir, placate yourself with the bottomless supply of Scotty Dogs. His supply is limitless.

When I am finished with this particular interruption, we will resume our gentlemanly negotiation. You will then order your surviving subordinates to attempt to burn down my apartment, and I will act accordingly. Afterwards, I will explain to you why I have requested you come here, and you will once again attempt to burn this apartment down. I will then proceed to beat you severely until you agree to what I ask. I know you won't take it personally.

Now, please excuse me. I have to greet the future self of a being with vision omnipresent.

Pherix: Bite some orcs and see how many die (low damage, +2,500 C)
Watson: Thunder bolt on the Terror Guardians (low damage to all, + Electric)
Servos: |N|E|-| because the servos have specific powers in them.
LeiShi: Bounding Pounce a random Terror Guardian. (slightly low damage, + 20 Chi) Chi: 55
All the extras: kill the Relic.
Arthur: Just apply weight nice and gently to the Strongman machine. Then stomp on it.

NimbleQuest: Really? I thought in the past the machinery melted down, right?

=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
@Engie: You answer complicated Minecraft questions. Get a total of 4 correct to weaken the Shard of Pain. And/or you can try some of the other tests.
@fseftr: +14 strength! You can pull on it once per post and it doesn't interfere with taking any other test.
@Nimble: First question, close... You got the conversion correct, but the Minecraft character is not 2 meters tall. If it was, you wouldn't be able to go faster in a 2 block high passage by spamming spacebar. Second Question: Correct! Third Question: Inncorrect. Heres a hint: You can convert spruce into oak, but not any other type of wood. Fourth question: umm... You can deal more damage than that with one punch. A critical hit with your fists deals 3 damage. Fifth Question: Sorry, but this is a bit of a mean question. Clarification: Snow Blocks means the solid block that can be made with snowball. Pistons mean normal pistons, not sticky ones. Flower Pots mean normal, unfilled pots. Wool Blocks mean any color of wool. I think you now know whats the correct answer.

Computer Test questions
1: How tall is a Minecraft character in fathoms? (hint: the character is not 2 meters tall. Its slightly less)
2: Which is a real Minecraft biome? a) Nether, b.) Mountains, c) Caves, d) Ice Plains, or e) None of the above
3: Is it possible to turn spruce wood logs into oak wood planks? If so, how? If not, why?
4: How much damage can be dealt in a single, melee hit in survival with no mods or cheats?
5: Which of the following do NOT generate naturally in a Minecraft world? a) Snow Block, b.) Pistons, c) Flower Pots, d) Wool Blocks, or e) all of the above generate naturally

Wilson keeps on pulling on the girdle, starting to snarl slightly. He adds 14 strength. The Flamewall deals 1 damage to the Shard. THE SPACE KRACKEN gets to attack twice and deal a total of 12 damage because I forgot it last turn. Finally, the Evil Snowman reenforces its snow fort. The Shard of Pain crashes into the Firewall, killing it! The oldest entity so far has fallen. It dealt a total of 34 damage. (Yes, I'm tracking this stuff on a piece of paper) The other 2 entities take agony damage.

Enemy Line:
[MAG] Shard of Pain 184/200 HP - Action: 3
* Base Damage: 20
* Cloud of Agony: deals 6 damage over 2 turns to all enemies. Can stack
* Burning Pain: Deals 15 fire damage
* Cripple: Debuff an enemy. Deals 4 damage per turn for 3 turns and weakens their attack power.

Memory Test: unused
Maze Test: unused (needs at least 2 people)
Girdle Test: 42/75 strength
Computer Test: 1/5 questions answered (need at least 4)

Allied Line:
[ENE] THE SPACE KRACKEN 27/40 HP + Kerbal 1/1 HP * 9 + Jebbediah 3/3 HP - Action: 1 (Gerbil's)
Base damage: 10. Space Crash: deals 5 unavoidable, unelemental damage. Can eat followers to regain HP. Can deal 8 FIR damage, can kill off follower to double damage next turn, but only for basic attack. Deals 132915861 bonus damage against spaceships, of which there are none in this side quest. I really hope something weird doesn't come up and I pay for this.
[COL] Evil Snowman 29/30 HP + Snowfort 14 HP - Action: 2 (fseftr's)
Snowball [10 damage], Blizzard [5 damage to all enemies], Avalanche [Buries target, making them have a high chance to not act this turn], Snow Fort [Builds itself a snow fort with 10 hp to hide behind|Adds 10 hp to it's snow fort]
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[NEU] Wilson 40/40 HP

Page 2: The Archmage didn't state which species of fox we had to use. So, after a staff meeting, we decided to use Fennec Foxes. There were a few reasons for this. They of course weren't terribly difficult to find in this desert. They also have some history of domestication which increased their promise. All thats left to do is start the tedious artificial selection process.
You notice that unlike entry 1, this one is signed.
Ziras, SMC

End of page 2. There's more left of the book...

Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x1 - Fire x2 (+1 grand) - Nature x1 - Metal x1 (+1 grand) - Energy x1 - Magic x2
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead.

Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 2 uses left. - Aura Gem: powers up 1 entity and protects it from 1 attack, 1 use left. - Splash Healing Potion: restores 10 HP to an entity. 1 use. - Splash weakness potion: weakens an entity's next attack. 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.

Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg
Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|
A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X |
T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O |
T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . |
A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X |
C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O |
K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O |
E
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Yeah, all roleplay. Rolelay possibly leading up to part of my army, but roleplay. Sorry, I just have ideas...



Ok, so; MPV Anachronism: 50 posts, the core health of the entity. There are four 20 post upgrade charges; The Shield, a regenerating shield for everything else, 20,000 health, whatever regen makes sense. The AI Core, no healthbar, turns the entire entity and all the upgrade charges into an attack at whatever seems to make sense when the Anachronism is destroyed, also roleplay stuffs. The Bombardment Silos, 15,000 health, buffs the attack of the entity by, say, 10,000? And the Droppod Bays, 15,000 health, summons large-ish numbers of Generic Minionbots {1 health and 1 attack each.} every turn.

Sorry, I've been kinda spacing out the last few days.

"Okay noobs, go for the terror withers now! We've barely taken any damage, we're doing fine!"

I personally decimate the last of the artillery with a forge's light bolt!

Adamantium Door || Fear No Anvil. (Hephaetus's Gate, 2/11)

Fluorite Octet && Arcane Emerald. (Chaotic Octet, 6/9)

I use the Coarse setting of SCP-914 on the copied Fear No Anvil.

I equip THE RING DEADER atop THE MAN ENDER (considering the latter is a prosthetic and the former is not), and then use the combined metallic might of both, as well as some NYTROGLYCERIN (because that didn't stop being a thing or anything) to do some explosive punching on the STRONGMANN MACHINE.

I order The Army Of Choice to attack the Godmodder's Terror Army again. With both UBERGHASTS gone, the crazy defense should be halved.

I look up. So much destruction. How could this... happen... to my world.

A single tear falls from Maniacs cheek. All the painful memories surround him. Engie freezing the Nether. The L()rd nearly killing him. And now this. It's time to let out the true maniac.

He rips off his cloak. Scars cover Maniacs body, holes exposing organs and bone. He looks like he should be dead. But... you can't kill death.

I will not allow any one of you to destroy Minecraftia anymore! There's something you don't know about me. Every time an entity dies, I grow stronger! Nethermen!! Attack!!!!!!!

Army of the Nether: Core: ManiacMasteR (750,000) Fleet: Ghost Ships (250,000 x4) Heavies: Reborn Summons (200,000 x25) Artillery: Mecha-Diabolos (1,000 x 1000) Soldiers: 1 post summons (50,000 x 50) Pawns: Citizens of the Nether (20 x 10,000)

Let the year of the Maniac begin!

I attack the STRONGMANN MACHINE with a laser gun.

The cocoon starts shaking.

My army attacks the army of darkness. The army of darkness splits into 3 parties and attacks 3 random armies!

Twin, the cloaked man actually did something in my last post, I also finished tow alchemies, can you please describe them.

13/15 Hilt reforged
13/15 Blade reforged
Assists: +2 Erelye

I've decided to bring in the altar for everyone to use. Modpack, I hear you like alchemy. Go wild.

A nice, fancier version of the altar materializes in next to the alchemiter ( I forget how to spell it, but you know what I mean, the original alchemizing thingy) it creates orbs slightly more powerful then the one I created. (+1 base level to most orbs).

(Broadsword && Deicium) && (something electrically charged >o< = Orb of Lightning) = ? 1/?

The cloaked man calms but grips Blue Giant and Sunspot in either hand. He loosens up and engages dual wielding mode. In this mode, he becomes as fluid, flowing past any obstacle, deflecting any attack, and cutting apart an enemy until nothing is left; only one who had undergone many years of strenuous training could perform this. In this stance he cleaves through the Forces of Mordor, ripping through the Uruk-Hai and Orcs. He disregards everything, simply going through the motions, easily batting swords out of the way and slicing apart his opponents. He leaves a path of utter destruction, the landscape frozen and featureless. Eventually he realizes that he will tire long before he can kill them all. So he stops and fires the Rapidfire Bow at Ancalagon the Black.

Adamantium Door || Fear No Anvil. (Hephaetus's Gate, 3/11)

Fluorite Octet && Arcane Emerald. (Chaotic Octet, 7/9)

Hrm...Another Alchemy...What would be a pretty good Alchemy? Oh, I know! Adamantium Door || The Ring Deader. (???, 1/?)

I use the power of Smashform that I previously obtained and which is still a thing, even if the excess energies that made the first use of it so good are gone. However, I go for another form than before: Queenform, a combo of Melee Peach, 3ds/WiiU Zelda, Rosalina and Luma, and Palutaena, specializing in exceptionally large damage at all ranges in exchange for defensive ineptitude and only 'OK' speed. Ignoring the fact this is definitely a genderbend, I use a combination of Rosalina's and Palutaena's Forward Smash, creating a spiral galaxy while wings of light slam against the STRONGMANN MACHINE, followed by a Din's Fire/Luma Launch hybrid at the same target (which causes the Luma to let off a fiery star-bit explosion), and finishing up with the best hybrid of all four Up Smash attacks I could muster against-you guessed it-the STRONGMANN MACHINE. I then revert to my regular form.

=TURN ONE=

=CHARGE=
-49 / 50- MasterChairREDUX
-27 / 30- The Wall
+2 to Modpack

=ACTION=
I switch to ZILLYMODE.
I THEN FIRE 111111 ZILLYBULLETS FROM THE MATERIAL PLANE INTO THE ORCS!

=COMMAND=
The CHAIR LEGION will attack K4yne's army with the Pawns / Soldiers, and Sauron's Army with everything else.

Nucelar Crystallbow >fine

Multi-Powersuit 40/50
Hps: 200.000/200.000
Modes:
Offense mode
-The armor thurns ablaze, increasing attack damage, applying burns on attack, counter attacking attacks with damage and burns. All three are passive abilites and are activated whenever possible.
-Fist of Fury: Standart attack.
-Fireball ||: Deals heavy damage to a single target.
-Aura ignite ||||: AoE attack, deals heavy damage to enemies nearby.
Recovery mode
-The armor liquidifies but stays near the Power suit in form of a mist, passively heals some of the HPs every turn.
-Fist of Tranquill: Standart attack, rather weak.-
-Healing flows ||: Heals a good bit of the hps of a target.
-Mists Care ||||: Heals a lot of the hps of a target and dispells any status alingments.
Guard mode
-The armor strenghtens with a layer of solid rock, decreases damage taken by a percentage, adds 6666,66 hps to the maximum hps of the stonebarrier (if one exists) each turn.
-Crushing Fists: Standart attack, got a chance of stunning.
-Protect ||: Halves damage taken from the next attack, takes the damage of a select entity.
-Summon Stonebarrier ||||: Summons a Stone barrier with 30.000 hps and no attacks which has to be destroyed before the Multi-powersuit can be attacked again. Selfdestructs after 3 turns. Does not pervent damage if Protect was used.

I activate the nucelar crystallbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 5)
COMBO TIME
I drink a potion of manpower to make my attacks minicrit!
I activate the Master Emerald, putting me into super mode!
I attack with the nucelar cystallbow, unleashing 5 charges, blowing shreds out of the strong man machine which i grab and throw them back into it, further devastating it!

Seriously i want a spoil of war too, im playing since quite a while and never got any. >:c

INVENTORY

Sunset/Moonrise: [35/50]

A Rancid Cheese Wedge: [10/20]

Overworld: Tech Text: Dumpster Dive (Trolldier) on the Strongmann Machine, just to see how damaging that is.

Void: Cool song. I have a better one. It's better.



This is now an RPG style battle. Because I said so.

4th wall: "Funny how the definition of humane differs from species to species. Just for the record, most of the ones that died in that conflict? They were children. CHILDREN. Barely a billion years old. Slaughtered pretty much wholesale. You know how the longer lived a species, the less often it procreates? Yeah. The damage was dealt before your management could do anything meaningful to fix it. Anyway, I think elfie person guy is trying to say something about more important things right now."

Blue's Tour: "So. She didn't tell you everything. I'll try to give you an idea of what's threatening this place, and why irritating me would be a very bad idea. You ever read comics?" I hold up a Marvel comic, featuring Galactus on the cover. "The big guy on there, that's Galactus. Huge universal force. He eats planets." I then toss the comic onto a nearby table. "The advancing whatever of doom that has Blue so worried? Galaxy eater. As for me?" I gesture to myself. "Well, let's put it this way - if anyone in this universe had enough power to make me do something that I didn't feel like doing, which they don't of course, that galaxy eater from before would barely feature on newspapers. That's about the most I feel safe saying about the subject. In fact, I may have said too much already. Whatever Blue's reasons for not quite telling you everything, she had those reasons." I then deploy another chair, lean back in it, and make it clear that I'm not inclined to say more about the subject.

15/50 The Queen
7/25 Health Care Package
6/25 Health Care Package

> R. K.: Ubering the Origin Wither with Hippocrates 451.
> Burnt K4yne: More Chair Army snacks please..

"No cheating is going to help you, insolent fools! Ozma is still going to happen! You cannot just stop it by blatantly hoping for someone randomly deciding to let you kill my babies! You will all end soon. In my digestive tract!"

The Paradox Inc. Army gets bored. And hungry. All this talk about eating made them seriously consider trying some of theses chairs. Paradox Inc. Army now targets Irecreepers Chair Legion.

---
Strange Hippocrates 451

Uber: In Use
MMMMPH: 0%

/roleplaypost:
Eric looks at the two.
I suppose there is.
Serpent? What do you have to say on this matter?

...

My works shall never come into play... I had so much planned.

You are lazy scum, TwinBuilder.