I use Jeffing Awesome on the Strongmann Machine, then roll the Combatdice of Zillywen with them, using my TRICKSTER MAJYYKS. (I will always be doing this with those dice, you hear?)
I set up a defense network computer, then plug my Perfectly Generic Alchemiter, Blue Generic Alchemiter, AlChemistry-inator, AlchMeeMiter, and Zillymiter into it, causing a giant ALCHEMY ALTERATION FIELD around my army. This .jpegs, zillifies, and genericises any alchemy that is used on my army. It has roughly... 100K HP.
I reattempt to deal 1 damage to Piono's army on a widespread level, but decide to stop, and instead toss the Catenative Doomsday Dice Cascader Prime Bubble over to the Godmodder out of a sense of morbid curiosity. I then throw a volcano the size of the Moon at Piono's army in an attempt to melt that freaking ring.
Fluorite Octet && Libra Pin = Turquoise Octet (Level 8: 8/9)
Fluorite Octet && Taurus Pin = Copper Octet (Level 8: 8/9)
Fluorite Octet && Virgo Pin = Emerald Octet (Level 8: 8/9)
I find or construct a Nether Portal and absorb the energies that allow it to work. The S3 Archailects burn the sand along the ground into glass, and then destroy that glass with a gust of wind, causing an ever-so-terrible glass storm. (aah)
Nanobody: Complete! I am now a slightly more powerful version of my Calvary.
Terragen City: 5/10
STATUS: RARUM EXITIO CONSUMPTIS
TARGET: N/A
Meme Dream Team XD 21/50
Meme Dream Team 21/40
Meme Dream Team :3 21/50
DONE Test Tubes && Periodic Table && Pistol = Element's Ender 4/4
NEW X-Isotoper && Hydrogen Atoms (Put through enlarger) = ??? 2/??
NEW X-Isotoper && Xenon Atoms = ??? 1/??
.............................................................................................. THE END TIMES HAVE BEGUN .............................................................................................. >ATTACK "STRONGMANN MACHINE" >USE DOOMBRINGER
>ATTACK STATUS: THE DOOMBRINGER CHANGES TO SNIPER MACHINE GUN MODE, WHICH IS A MACHINE GUN, BUT EACH BARREL IS A SNIPER RIFLE. EACH BULLET EXPLODES ON IMPACT. DURING THE EXPLOSIONS AROUND THE MACHINE AND AROUND ME, I EAT SOME URANIUM WASTE FOUND ON THE GROUND, FROM THE RADIOACTIVE PROPERTIES OF THIS DANGEROUS WEAPON. THE RADIOACTIVITY MUTATES ME, INTO A GIANT BEAST OF A PLAYER. I AM THE STRONGEST. I PUNCH THE MACHINE, WEARING BARBASOL CANS ON MY FINGERS, DUCT TAPED ONTO THEM, SO WHEN THE PUNCH HITS, IT EXPLODES.
Army Status:
TEAM MICROSOFT GURREN CLOUD ARMY DRILL [HIM] Ultra Dai-Microsoft Cloud 650000/650000 X-GUNZAN 133700/133700 x4 (Can only be harmed by attacks using any spinning or spirals.) IDEA-BOTS 50,000/50,000 x8 MICROSOFT ULTRA HALO ROBOTIC DRILLS (MUHRDs) 100,000 x1 HALO ARMOR SNIPERS 10,000/10,000 x5 (They do extra attack damage, +10000 (or 1000, Twin, nerf as needed) per alive Snipers, due to a FRIENDSHIP BONUS!) Meme Teamers 10,000/10,000 x15 The Farquad Starsquad 5,000/5,000 x15 (They do a STAR BONUS ATTACK, 500 extra damage per alive Starsquad member.)
INVENTORY
Potions;
Potion of (holy) Wrath x1
Potion of veggies x1
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII [STATUS: READY TO GO]
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3 Singularity Wormhole 9/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 12/12 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 1/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 5/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3 QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 6/15
HMAS Victor
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 3/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Assualt Drone: BT:Noah's Flood the Relic
HMAS Victor: Ion cannon relic
Fseftr: Girdle Test? Try it, I guess.
Pokeball Things: Nature, Magic
Evil Snow Man: Snow Fort
-HMAS Victor-
You better have...
Yeah, I don't trust you... But for some reason Blue does...
Then again... she's always thought there was no point in being suspicious of people who could kill her at anytime...
People like you...
Red steps into the teleporter as well, and the two appear in another room.
This is where I live... Don't go touching anything...
Red sits down on a chair, and spins to face the drone.
So... why are you here? ...and don't say for the tour.
I quickly whip out my Minigun && Fluorite Octet (time shenanigans) and shoot up the enemies with the force of :
Combatdice of Zillyhoep
Combatdice of Zillywen
Wardice of Zillywen
Tyrian Octave
Garnet Stains
Doctor’s Crystals
Dicestaction Octagonapus
High Rollers
Husstet
Fourth Wall Breakers
Octet Sweepers
Hopesploders They all promptly activate, causing a ridiculous amount of attacks. Specifically, 12. I guess that's not so impressive.
/voidquest
I attempt the Computer Test.
/dreamquest
Sorry, I forgot about this... 100 Void Masters killed!
/SidequestPost
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All normal entities, attack the UberGhasts.
Pherix: Flame Crash against any targetable part of the Godmodder's Army. (Bonus damage for high temperature)
Watson: Steam Blast (AOE) against the undead troops
LeiShi: Earth Tremor (light AOE, +35 Chi) against the undead troops
Arthur attacks the Uberghasts by surrounding them in violet power
NimbleQuest: Look at the ruined machinery
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
@Nimble: alright. You read the start of the research journal and try the computer test
@Insert_Generic: Alright
@fseftr: Alright
The Firewall deals 1 damage to the Shard. The spiderlings also deal 1 damage and poison it. The SPACE KRACKEN deals a reduced 6 damage to the Shard and the Evil Snowman builds a snow fort. All of your entities start to gasp and choke as a red fog fills the room. All 2 of the spiderlings are killed by the Cloud of Agony. Other entities take various amounts of damage.
For Nimble and Insert_Generic: You approach the computer test. It is a large touch screen computer that. On starting it up, you see that it involves quickly making matches between different colors and shapes. Of course, I cannot do that in a forum game, so I'm going to have to make it a quiz of sorts. In order to complete this, you must get at least 4 correct. Googleing stuff is fine.
1: How tall is a Minecraft character in fathoms? (yes, thats a real unit, and hint: the character is not 2 meters tall. Its slightly less)
2: Which is a real Minecraft biome? a) Nether, b.) Mountains, c) Caves, d) Ice Plains, or e) None of the above
3: Is it possible to turn spruce wood logs into oak wood planks? If so, how? If not, why?
4: How much damage can be dealt in a single, melee hit in survival with no mods or cheats?
5: Which of the following do NOT generate naturally in a Minecraft world? a) Snow Block, b.) Pistons, c) Flower Pots, d) Wool Blocks, or e) all of the above generate naturally
You walk up to the girdle. It is small, made of leather, and attached to the wall with a chain. This is simple enough. Just pull on it as hard as possible. Wilson grabs the girdle in his mouth and starts to yank on it. He'll need more help though. Pull on it yourself, get other people to help, use your entities, ect. Strength: 10/75 Player posts boost this amount by twice the last number of their post number. My post number is #16365. The last number of that is 5, so Wilson added 10 strength.
Enemy Line:
[MAG] Shard of Pain 198/200 HP - Action: 4 (Poisoned, 1 damage. 1 turn left)
* Base Damage: 20
* Cloud of Agony: deals 6 damage over 2 turns to all enemies. Can stack
* Burning Pain: Deals 15 fire damage
* Cripple: Debuff an enemy. Deals 4 damage per turn for 3 turns and weakens their attack power.
Memory Test: unused
Maze Test: unused (needs at least 2 people)
Girdle Test: 10/75 strength
Computer Test: 0/5 questions answered
Allied Line:
[FIR] Firewall 30/100 HP - Action: 1 (Insert_Generic_Username's, Agony, 1 turn left) Deals 1 FIR damage to 3 enemies per turn
[ENE] THE SPACE KRACKEN 33/40 HP + Kerbal 1/1 HP * 9 + Jebbediah 3/3 HP - Action: 2 (Gerbil's, agony 1 turn left) Base damage: 10. Space Crash: deals 5 unavoidable, unelemental damage. Can eat followers to regain HP. Can deal 8 FIR damage, can kill off follower to double damage next turn, but only for basic attack. Deals 132915861 bonus damage against spaceships, of which there are none in this side quest. I really hope something weird doesn't come up and I pay for this.
[COL] Evil Snowman 29/30 HP + Snowfort 7/10 HP - Action: 3 (fseftr's, agony 1 turn left) Snowball [10 damage], Blizzard [5 damage to all enemies], Avalanche [Buries target, making them have a high chance to not act this turn], Snow Fort [Builds itself a snow fort with 10 hp to hide behind|Adds 10 hp to it's snow fort]
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[NEU] Wilson 40/40 HP
Being an amazing multi-tasker, Gerbil opens the research journal while pondering the test questions.
Page 1: This project is being funded by the Archmage. I personally think it is stupid, but hey, if you throw enough money at something, you can force it to happen. So at least the pay is good. The old fool stubbornly believes that foxes have the potential to be laboratory helpers, similar to tallow golems. He might actually be on to something though; breeding a litter of foxes is cheeper than making a new tallow golem. He also insists that they'll have a wider range of uses. But with all the money he's throwing at this, I think it would be far better to just make himself an army of tallow golems. I better keep an actual lab journal. This is just another job after all.
End of page 1. There's more left of the book...
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x1 - Fire x2 (+1 grand) - Nature x1 - Metal x1 (+1 grand) - Energy x1 - Magic x2
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 2 uses left. - Aura Gem: powers up 1 entity and protects it from 1 attack, 1 use left. - Splash Healing Potion: restores 10 HP to an entity. 1 use. - Splash weakness potion: weakens an entity's next attack. 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag| A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X | T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O | T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . | A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X | C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O | K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O | E R
Are my nucelar crystallbows charges nerfed too? Asking because its a alchemy and you said those arent nerfed.
Thats really annoying that a 9 post charge does less single target damage than some generic malleo-dei attack from me, it makes no sense. Seriously though, if i just say "I hit X with malleo-dei(or almost any other lvl 10)" its about 20.000 damage. Id understand if its nerfed because there so many low HP targets but the charged attacks can only hit one (while you make orginal 1 shots have more aoe strenght), making them ineffective but outright reducing their damage by like 60% for no logical reason gets on my nerves.
Recreating of the Master Emerald 11/11
Multi-Powersuit 39/50
Hps: 200.000/200.000
Modes:
Offense mode
-The armor thurns ablaze, increasing attack damage, applying burns on attack, counter attacking attacks with damage and burns. All three are passive abilites and are activated whenever possible.
-Fist of Fury: Standart attack.
-Fireball ||: Deals heavy damage to a single target.
-Aura ignite ||||: AoE attack, deals heavy damage to enemies nearby.
Recovery mode
-The armor liquidifies but stays near the Power suit in form of a mist, passively heals some of the HPs every turn.
-Fist of Tranquill: Standart attack, rather weak.
-Healing flows ||: Heals a good bit of the hps of a target.
-Mists Care ||||: Heals a lot of the hps of a target and dispells any status alingments.
Guard mode
-The armor strenghtens with a layer of solid rock, decreases damage taken by a percentage, adds 6666,66 hps to the maximum hps of the stonebarrier (if one exists) each turn.
-Crushing Fists: Standart attack, got a chance of stunning.
-Protect ||: Halves damage taken from the next attack, takes the damage of a select entity.
-Summon Stonebarrier ||||: Summons a Stone barrier with 30.000 hps and no attacks which has to be destroyed before the Multi-powersuit can be attacked again. Selfdestructs after 3 turns. Does not pervent damage if Protect was used.
I activate the nucelar crystallbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 4)
I lovesmack the godmodders army with malleo dei.
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One billion of the Children walk the halls of the Target's home...
Surely, at last, victory will come. After all, who has yet defeated the Children?
The Children of Armok... Perfect weapons in dorfy form, raised from birth in the cruelest way possible, trained from age twelve in use of weapons and armor, given the greatest artifacts of the Corporation, and, in this age of technology, linked to their new, mechanical, armor forever...
Fire resistant, emotionless, scarred beyond the point of others' empathy, inured to pain and fear from an early age, endlessly tough and strong and fast and tireless, armed and armored in machines and Adamantine...
None of them over the age of twenty...
What could kill these demigods of our own creation?
Fusion lances, as it turns out. Fusion Lances in the inhuman hands of endless machine warriors, kinetic cannons designed to destroy those in armor that cannot be pierced, antimatter charges simply annihilating them where they stand, the sheer mass of hostile metal under the control of one mind...
And still they march on, the perfect warriors unconcerned with the deaths of millions of their kind, destroying turrets and walkers and construction machines and the walls themselves, where necessary, wielding their own terrible weapons, taking those of their enemy when, finally, there are no more shells for their own... And, at last, they come to a final hallway, no more turrets, no more doors, no more of the horrible machines to rend them and burn them and... Delete... Them... No, none of those, but simply two warriors in armor not unlike their own... The Target, at last!
And yet... Out of a billion of the Children of Armok, only ten thousand survive, ten thousand and one officer who is not a Child, to face two human killers, two damned, Elf-hugging, planet burning, HUMANS, are all that remains to resist them!
"Care to remind me why we let them get this far?"
"Because they blew up everything else?"
"Any progress, H3?"
"Som3. Do no7 di5turb me, if you c4n avoid i7."
"So, do we die here? No that I have a problem with that, but a few thousand deformed, midpubescent, Dwarves, of all things, is not what I expected."
"Not if I can help it."
"By which he means, probably, but we'll take everything within twenty light seconds down with us."
"Ah. Well, I suppose there's only one thing to do."
"You may be thinking charge, but, really, I was considering more Dakka."
"Dakka sounds good. There isn't nearly enough, though."
"There never is."
"There they are. Open fire."
The Children charge into a hail of bullets and bombs and beams, of fire and ice and... Lethal Jazz? And their comrades heads imploding for no good reason, or turning against them. More thousands die. And more, before they reach melee range.
Omega-2 Battalion: [Netpatham] The Core: Omega-2 Battleship. HP: 600,000/600,000. The Fleet: Interfaced Thaumium-Class Battleships. 350,000/350,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: Thaumechanical Constructs. 20,000/20,000 HP. (x30.) The Artillery: Castcannons. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Calvary: HEX-Bot Models. 8,000/8,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Thaumic Battlebots. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Thaumic Drones. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.)
Did I write what you put on the army thing? Oops. I meant this...
Also, I'd like to make note that destroying the core will NOT deactivate the army, it's just the really big ship, not the thing controlling the army.
>>Because that's me and I am not that ship. I'd never risk myself in such a fashion.
>>Since we're discussing the army I may as well give orders...
>>Omega-2: Glyphs of Strengthen Ally Cumulatively (x5,000) (Netpatham's Minecraft Avatar)
"WHOA SO MUCH STRONGNESS!!!!"
*SMASHES the Strongmann machine!*
*USES DRAW LVL. 10 SLICK SPADES ON the Strongmann machine!*
*PUNCHES the ACN turret, hopefully even denting it enough to make it malfunction!*
>>Omega-2: Reconfigure glyphs to be Glyphs of Fabricate Fullerened Antimatter Projectiles and accelerate them into the Terror Army. At great speed.
>>Thaumium-class Battleships: Report that the GM nerfed numbers significantly.
>>HEX AI: Be really annoyed.
>>Thaumium-class Battleships: Utilize oh so many Legendary^2 Explosive spells to vent on the Terror Army.
>>Thaumechanical Constructs: Inscribe shielding glyphs around Omega-2. Those not occupied with that (20ish should not be), Legendary Frostbolt Volley the Terror Army.
>>Castcannons: Isaac's Legendary Missile Storm at the Terror Army.
>>HEXbot 1.0 models: Major Fireball at the Terror Army, but not the bits that have been hit by frostbolts.
>>Battlebots: Greater Kinetic Blast the Terror Army, launching them into the air, as well as disorganizing their ranks.
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
twin, remember the thing we discussed, the army of Mordor will not be on the field long enough to reap the benefits of its high power. I suppose you didn't nerf it too hard though.
I finish Nulla Stella
8/11 for Deum Lucem
The Greyeye OR fourth wall shard 1/?
Jokealchemy again: Ircucvci OR Terra Firma AND Levis Ignis AND Diluvium AND Superosque AND Vi Naturae AND Navitas Nox AND Arctoae AND Arcum Aereum AND Denito Surrexit AND Nulla Stella.
Overpowered sword with powerful earth, fire, water, air, plant, energy, ice, lightning, time and space magic.
MBOApost:
piono focuses on keeping the F6 tornado away from his forces.
The Forces of Mordor continue their relentless assault on pretty much everything that gets in their way.
Wallpost:
Eric nods at Erelye. Okay then. And I chose you on basis of competency and the fact that you were one of the few who maintained your standards of morality, skewed as they might seem, through this conflict. Very few others can say that. If there were more people within reach, we'd probably have more people here, as there are several others on Godcraft who might make good agents, but oh well. But yes, you will have time to deal with personal problems. If you need help, give any of the others a shout, and we'll try to help you.
Eric turns to engie That could just as easily be the Narrative or something else pinning you down. As I've noticed, you've taken almost every opportunity to create death an destruction that you could.
And then to Serpent And? You're doing fine, many people have gone through problems, even though there are no longer enough members to run it, there was a rehab program for those with PTSD and other problems induced through various issues. And I'm afraid that you might not have much of a choice. To make a long story short, I have a suspicion that your 'timeline' was actually a pocket multiverse created by piono with the express purpose of further manipulation of various people in the actual timeline. But either way. Its still your choice. You're more than up to the task, you were able to face down Powder, and if you still struggle with him internally, then being able to face him down physically, even if you currently suppress those feelings, is quite the feat.
I set up a defense network computer, then plug my Perfectly Generic Alchemiter, Blue Generic Alchemiter, AlChemistry-inator, AlchMeeMiter, and Zillymiter into it, causing a giant ALCHEMY ALTERATION FIELD around my army. This .jpegs, zillifies, and genericises any alchemy that is used on my army. It has roughly... 100K HP.
I reattempt to deal 1 damage to Piono's army on a widespread level, but decide to stop, and instead toss the Catenative Doomsday Dice Cascader Prime Bubble over to the Godmodder out of a sense of morbid curiosity. I then throw a volcano the size of the Moon at Piono's army in an attempt to melt that freaking ring.
Fluorite Octet && Libra Pin = Turquoise Octet (Level 8: 8/9)
Fluorite Octet && Taurus Pin = Copper Octet (Level 8: 8/9)
Fluorite Octet && Virgo Pin = Emerald Octet (Level 8: 8/9)
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Nanobody: Complete! I am now a slightly more powerful version of my Calvary.
Terragen City: 5/10
He scream
TARGET: N/A
Meme Dream Team XD 21/50
Meme Dream Team
Meme Dream Team :3 21/50
DONE Test Tubes && Periodic Table && Pistol = Element's Ender 4/4
NEW X-Isotoper && Hydrogen Atoms (Put through enlarger) = ??? 2/??
NEW X-Isotoper && Xenon Atoms = ??? 1/??
..............................................................................................
THE END TIMES HAVE BEGUN
..............................................................................................
>ATTACK "STRONGMANN MACHINE"
>USE DOOMBRINGER
>ATTACK STATUS: THE DOOMBRINGER CHANGES TO SNIPER MACHINE GUN MODE, WHICH IS A MACHINE GUN, BUT EACH BARREL IS A SNIPER RIFLE. EACH BULLET EXPLODES ON IMPACT. DURING THE EXPLOSIONS AROUND THE MACHINE AND AROUND ME, I EAT SOME URANIUM WASTE FOUND ON THE GROUND, FROM THE RADIOACTIVE PROPERTIES OF THIS DANGEROUS WEAPON. THE RADIOACTIVITY MUTATES ME, INTO A GIANT BEAST OF A PLAYER. I AM THE STRONGEST. I PUNCH THE MACHINE, WEARING BARBASOL CANS ON MY FINGERS, DUCT TAPED ONTO THEM, SO WHEN THE PUNCH HITS, IT EXPLODES.
Army Status:
TEAM MICROSOFT GURREN CLOUD ARMY DRILL [HIM] Ultra Dai-Microsoft Cloud 650000/650000 X-GUNZAN 133700/133700 x4 (Can only be harmed by attacks using any spinning or spirals.) IDEA-BOTS 50,000/50,000 x8 MICROSOFT ULTRA HALO ROBOTIC DRILLS (MUHRDs) 100,000 x1 HALO ARMOR SNIPERS 10,000/10,000 x5 (They do extra attack damage, +10000 (or 1000, Twin, nerf as needed) per alive Snipers, due to a FRIENDSHIP BONUS!) Meme Teamers 10,000/10,000 x15 The Farquad Starsquad 5,000/5,000 x15 (They do a STAR BONUS ATTACK, 500 extra damage per alive Starsquad member.)
INVENTORY
Potions;
Potion of (holy) Wrath x1
Potion of veggies x1
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII [STATUS: READY TO GO]
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5
X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2
X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2
Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3
Singularity Wormhole 9/9
POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6
BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3
X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 12/12
HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 1/10
QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5
SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 5/6
TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5
006 007 3/3
QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 6/15
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
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Mini- Bio-Annihilator 3/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Assualt Drone: BT:Noah's Flood the Relic
HMAS Victor: Ion cannon relic
Fseftr: Girdle Test? Try it, I guess.
Pokeball Things: Nature, Magic
Evil Snow Man: Snow Fort
-HMAS Victor-
You better have...
Yeah, I don't trust you... But for some reason Blue does...
Then again... she's always thought there was no point in being suspicious of people who could kill her at anytime...
People like you...
Red steps into the teleporter as well, and the two appear in another room.
This is where I live... Don't go touching anything...
Red sits down on a chair, and spins to face the drone.
So... why are you here? ...and don't say for the tour.
Sorry, I forgot about this... 100 Void Masters killed!
/SidequestPost
Pherix: Flame Crash against any targetable part of the Godmodder's Army. (Bonus damage for high temperature)
Watson: Steam Blast (AOE) against the undead troops
LeiShi: Earth Tremor (light AOE, +35 Chi) against the undead troops
Arthur attacks the Uberghasts by surrounding them in violet power
NimbleQuest: Look at the ruined machinery
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
@Nimble: alright. You read the start of the research journal and try the computer test
@Insert_Generic: Alright
@fseftr: Alright
The Firewall deals 1 damage to the Shard. The spiderlings also deal 1 damage and poison it. The SPACE KRACKEN deals a reduced 6 damage to the Shard and the Evil Snowman builds a snow fort. All of your entities start to gasp and choke as a red fog fills the room. All 2 of the spiderlings are killed by the Cloud of Agony. Other entities take various amounts of damage.
For Nimble and Insert_Generic: You approach the computer test. It is a large touch screen computer that. On starting it up, you see that it involves quickly making matches between different colors and shapes. Of course, I cannot do that in a forum game, so I'm going to have to make it a quiz of sorts. In order to complete this, you must get at least 4 correct. Googleing stuff is fine.
1: How tall is a Minecraft character in fathoms? (yes, thats a real unit, and hint: the character is not 2 meters tall. Its slightly less)
2: Which is a real Minecraft biome? a) Nether, b.) Mountains, c) Caves, d) Ice Plains, or e) None of the above
3: Is it possible to turn spruce wood logs into oak wood planks? If so, how? If not, why?
4: How much damage can be dealt in a single, melee hit in survival with no mods or cheats?
5: Which of the following do NOT generate naturally in a Minecraft world? a) Snow Block, b.) Pistons, c) Flower Pots, d) Wool Blocks, or e) all of the above generate naturally
You walk up to the girdle. It is small, made of leather, and attached to the wall with a chain. This is simple enough. Just pull on it as hard as possible. Wilson grabs the girdle in his mouth and starts to yank on it. He'll need more help though. Pull on it yourself, get other people to help, use your entities, ect. Strength: 10/75 Player posts boost this amount by twice the last number of their post number. My post number is #16365. The last number of that is 5, so Wilson added 10 strength.
Enemy Line:
[MAG] Shard of Pain 198/200 HP - Action: 4 (Poisoned, 1 damage. 1 turn left)
* Base Damage: 20
* Cloud of Agony: deals 6 damage over 2 turns to all enemies. Can stack
* Burning Pain: Deals 15 fire damage
* Cripple: Debuff an enemy. Deals 4 damage per turn for 3 turns and weakens their attack power.
Memory Test: unused
Maze Test: unused (needs at least 2 people)
Girdle Test: 10/75 strength
Computer Test: 0/5 questions answered
Allied Line:
[FIR] Firewall 30/100 HP - Action: 1 (Insert_Generic_Username's, Agony, 1 turn left)
Deals 1 FIR damage to 3 enemies per turn
[ENE] THE SPACE KRACKEN 33/40 HP + Kerbal 1/1 HP * 9 + Jebbediah 3/3 HP - Action: 2 (Gerbil's, agony 1 turn left)
Base damage: 10. Space Crash: deals 5 unavoidable, unelemental damage. Can eat followers to regain HP. Can deal 8 FIR damage, can kill off follower to double damage next turn, but only for basic attack. Deals 132915861 bonus damage against spaceships, of which there are none in this side quest. I really hope something weird doesn't come up and I pay for this.
[COL] Evil Snowman 29/30 HP + Snowfort 7/10 HP - Action: 3 (fseftr's, agony 1 turn left)
Snowball [10 damage], Blizzard [5 damage to all enemies], Avalanche [Buries target, making them have a high chance to not act this turn], Snow Fort [Builds itself a snow fort with 10 hp to hide behind|Adds 10 hp to it's snow fort]
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[NEU] Wilson 40/40 HP
Being an amazing multi-tasker, Gerbil opens the research journal while pondering the test questions.
Page 1: This project is being funded by the Archmage. I personally think it is stupid, but hey, if you throw enough money at something, you can force it to happen. So at least the pay is good. The old fool stubbornly believes that foxes have the potential to be laboratory helpers, similar to tallow golems. He might actually be on to something though; breeding a litter of foxes is cheeper than making a new tallow golem. He also insists that they'll have a wider range of uses. But with all the money he's throwing at this, I think it would be far better to just make himself an army of tallow golems. I better keep an actual lab journal. This is just another job after all.
End of page 1. There's more left of the book...
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x1 - Fire x2 (+1 grand) - Nature x1 - Metal x1 (+1 grand) - Energy x1 - Magic x2
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 2 uses left. - Aura Gem: powers up 1 entity and protects it from 1 attack, 1 use left. - Splash Healing Potion: restores 10 HP to an entity. 1 use. - Splash weakness potion: weakens an entity's next attack. 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg
Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|
A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X |
T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O |
T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . |
A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X |
C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O |
K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O |
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There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
I ride a wither. I kamikaze it into a random PG entity.
The Shadow Army splits into three factions, which attack random armies.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Cheap Sword && Keldeo Hair. (Sacred Sword, 4/4) Oh, yes!
Let's do Adamantium Door || Fear No Anvil. (???, 1/?)
I summon the power of the incredible PIANO KEY ELEMENT to fire a concentrated blast of PIANO KEYS at the STRONGMANN MACHINE.
Thats really annoying that a 9 post charge does less single target damage than some generic malleo-dei attack from me, it makes no sense. Seriously though, if i just say "I hit X with malleo-dei(or almost any other lvl 10)" its about 20.000 damage. Id understand if its nerfed because there so many low HP targets but the charged attacks can only hit one (while you make orginal 1 shots have more aoe strenght), making them ineffective but outright reducing their damage by like 60% for no logical reason gets on my nerves.
Recreating of the Master Emerald 11/11
Multi-Powersuit 39/50
Hps: 200.000/200.000
Modes:
Offense mode
-The armor thurns ablaze, increasing attack damage, applying burns on attack, counter attacking attacks with damage and burns. All three are passive abilites and are activated whenever possible.
-Fist of Fury: Standart attack.
-Fireball ||: Deals heavy damage to a single target.
-Aura ignite ||||: AoE attack, deals heavy damage to enemies nearby.
Recovery mode
-The armor liquidifies but stays near the Power suit in form of a mist, passively heals some of the HPs every turn.
-Fist of Tranquill: Standart attack, rather weak.
-Healing flows ||: Heals a good bit of the hps of a target.
-Mists Care ||||: Heals a lot of the hps of a target and dispells any status alingments.
Guard mode
-The armor strenghtens with a layer of solid rock, decreases damage taken by a percentage, adds 6666,66 hps to the maximum hps of the stonebarrier (if one exists) each turn.
-Crushing Fists: Standart attack, got a chance of stunning.
-Protect ||: Halves damage taken from the next attack, takes the damage of a select entity.
-Summon Stonebarrier ||||: Summons a Stone barrier with 30.000 hps and no attacks which has to be destroyed before the Multi-powersuit can be attacked again. Selfdestructs after 3 turns. Does not pervent damage if Protect was used.
I activate the nucelar crystallbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 4)
I lovesmack the godmodders army with malleo dei.
INVENTORY
Droids-
Droidekas- 30 health plus near indestructible shield-Shoot Laser
B1-10 health-Shoot Laser
MTT-170health-Shoot Laser
ATT- 90 health-Shoot Laser
Vulture Droid- 40 health flies- Shoot Laser
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Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
spoiler: the godmodder instantly one-shots them.
trolololo.
LAYER X (entity): 50/50 (READY)
???: 50/50 (READY)
I Slash my sword at the strongmann machine.
I'll be making my great escape now!
Surely, at last, victory will come. After all, who has yet defeated the Children?
The Children of Armok... Perfect weapons in dorfy form, raised from birth in the cruelest way possible, trained from age twelve in use of weapons and armor, given the greatest artifacts of the Corporation, and, in this age of technology, linked to their new, mechanical, armor forever...
Fire resistant, emotionless, scarred beyond the point of others' empathy, inured to pain and fear from an early age, endlessly tough and strong and fast and tireless, armed and armored in machines and Adamantine...
None of them over the age of twenty...
What could kill these demigods of our own creation?
Fusion lances, as it turns out. Fusion Lances in the inhuman hands of endless machine warriors, kinetic cannons designed to destroy those in armor that cannot be pierced, antimatter charges simply annihilating them where they stand, the sheer mass of hostile metal under the control of one mind...
And still they march on, the perfect warriors unconcerned with the deaths of millions of their kind, destroying turrets and walkers and construction machines and the walls themselves, where necessary, wielding their own terrible weapons, taking those of their enemy when, finally, there are no more shells for their own... And, at last, they come to a final hallway, no more turrets, no more doors, no more of the horrible machines to rend them and burn them and... Delete... Them... No, none of those, but simply two warriors in armor not unlike their own... The Target, at last!
And yet... Out of a billion of the Children of Armok, only ten thousand survive, ten thousand and one officer who is not a Child, to face two human killers, two damned, Elf-hugging, planet burning, HUMANS, are all that remains to resist them!
"Care to remind me why we let them get this far?"
"Because they blew up everything else?"
"Any progress, H3?"
"Som3. Do no7 di5turb me, if you c4n avoid i7."
"So, do we die here? No that I have a problem with that, but a few thousand deformed, midpubescent, Dwarves, of all things, is not what I expected."
"Not if I can help it."
"By which he means, probably, but we'll take everything within twenty light seconds down with us."
"Ah. Well, I suppose there's only one thing to do."
"You may be thinking charge, but, really, I was considering more Dakka."
"Dakka sounds good. There isn't nearly enough, though."
"There never is."
"There they are. Open fire."
The Children charge into a hail of bullets and bombs and beams, of fire and ice and... Lethal Jazz?
Alchemy 3/?
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Did I write what you put on the army thing? Oops. I meant this...
Also, I'd like to make note that destroying the core will NOT deactivate the army, it's just the really big ship, not the thing controlling the army.
>>Because that's me and I am not that ship. I'd never risk myself in such a fashion.
>>Since we're discussing the army I may as well give orders...
>>Omega-2: Glyphs of Strengthen Ally Cumulatively (x5,000) (Netpatham's Minecraft Avatar)
"WHOA SO MUCH STRONGNESS!!!!"
*SMASHES the Strongmann machine!*
*USES DRAW LVL. 10 SLICK SPADES ON the Strongmann machine!*
*PUNCHES the ACN turret, hopefully even denting it enough to make it malfunction!*
>>Omega-2: Reconfigure glyphs to be Glyphs of Fabricate Fullerened Antimatter Projectiles and accelerate them into the Terror Army. At great speed.
>>Thaumium-class Battleships: Report that the GM nerfed numbers significantly.
>>HEX AI: Be really annoyed.
>>Thaumium-class Battleships: Utilize oh so many Legendary^2 Explosive spells to vent on the Terror Army.
>>Thaumechanical Constructs: Inscribe shielding glyphs around Omega-2. Those not occupied with that (20ish should not be), Legendary Frostbolt Volley the Terror Army.
>>Castcannons: Isaac's Legendary Missile Storm at the Terror Army.
>>HEXbot 1.0 models: Major Fireball at the Terror Army, but not the bits that have been hit by frostbolts.
>>Battlebots: Greater Kinetic Blast the Terror Army, launching them into the air, as well as disorganizing their ranks.
>>Drones: Lesser Arcane Missiles targets.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Finished updating yesterday's End-of-Turn Battle.
> ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 4
It came pretty late. Homestuck is now updating on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays.
May I be the first to say....
WOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
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Can someone do a not-null? I kinda want to try my new battle technique(s) out.
Eh, I'll just edit it in.
/null
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
I finish Nulla Stella
8/11 for Deum Lucem
The Greyeye OR fourth wall shard 1/?
Jokealchemy again: Ircucvci OR Terra Firma AND Levis Ignis AND Diluvium AND Superosque AND Vi Naturae AND Navitas Nox AND Arctoae AND Arcum Aereum AND Denito Surrexit AND Nulla Stella.
Overpowered sword with powerful earth, fire, water, air, plant, energy, ice, lightning, time and space magic.
MBOApost:
piono focuses on keeping the F6 tornado away from his forces.
The Forces of Mordor continue their relentless assault on pretty much everything that gets in their way.
Wallpost:
Eric nods at Erelye.
Okay then.
And I chose you on basis of competency and the fact that you were one of the few who maintained your standards of morality, skewed as they might seem, through this conflict. Very few others can say that. If there were more people within reach, we'd probably have more people here, as there are several others on Godcraft who might make good agents, but oh well.
But yes, you will have time to deal with personal problems. If you need help, give any of the others a shout, and we'll try to help you.
Eric turns to engie
That could just as easily be the Narrative or something else pinning you down.
As I've noticed, you've taken almost every opportunity to create death an destruction that you could.
And then to Serpent
And?
You're doing fine, many people have gone through problems, even though there are no longer enough members to run it, there was a rehab program for those with PTSD and other problems induced through various issues.
And I'm afraid that you might not have much of a choice.
To make a long story short, I have a suspicion that your 'timeline' was actually a pocket multiverse created by piono with the express purpose of further manipulation of various people in the actual timeline.
But either way. Its still your choice. You're more than up to the task, you were able to face down Powder, and if you still struggle with him internally, then being able to face him down physically, even if you currently suppress those feelings, is quite the feat.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.