The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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=TURN THREE=
=CHARGE=
-29 / 30- The Wall
-1 / 15- MCR: Summon Chair-God
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I grab half of the Hoverchairs and make them defend Master Chair Redux.
I then fire a generic cannon into Sauron's Army.
=STORY= ALL-TOO-EASY
Ikea stood on the ruins of LOCAA. (Land of Chairs and Anarchy)
LOCAA's army had magically vanished, and Ikea saw this as an opportune time to invade.
The only thing that remains on LOCAA is the Chair-God and his personal guard.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Location:
Both here
Join Date:
1/5/2012
Posts:
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Location:
and there at once.
Minecraft:
same as this one
Xbox:
Don't have one
PSN:
Don't want one
Member Details
Pherix: -
Watson: -
Servos: |N|E|-|
LeiShi: - Chi: 55
All the extras: -
Arthur: 2 lights appear and spiral around the Origin Wither. They start shining and swap between each other at incredible speed, piercing the Origin Wither countless times.
NimbleQuest: Umm... Alright. Look at the intact machinery.
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
@Nimble: Whoops. I determined the height of a character was 1.8 meters. But I'll accept that. C isn't correct. Flower pots generate in Witch's huts. 4: umm... no... A diamond sword deals 8 damage. Think about stuff that can boost that, like crits. Even though you try quite a lot, you find it is impossible to place fins and boosters on a nebulous cloud of emotion. +10 strength added!
@fseftr: +4 strength!
Computer Test questions 1: How tall is a Minecraft character in fathoms? (hint: the character is not 2 meters tall. Its slightly less) around .98 2: Which is a real Minecraft biome? a) Nether, b.) Mountains, c) Caves, d) Ice Plains, or e) None of the above
3: Is it possible to turn spruce wood logs into oak wood planks? If so, how? If not, why?
4: How much damage can be dealt in a single, melee hit in survival with no mods or cheats?
5: Which of the following do NOT generate naturally in a Minecraft world? a) Snow Block, b.) Pistons, c) Flower Pots, d) Wool Blocks, or e) all of the above generate naturally
Wilson adds another 8 strength to the girdle test. The SPACE KRACKEN deals 6 damage to the Shard of Pain and the Evil Snowman just keeps on building its little snow fort. However, the Shard of Pain is starting to take offense at it and attacks the snow fort for 15 damage. This is going to take a long time unless either a: more players summon entities, or b: people finish all 4 of the tests.
Enemy Line:
[MAG] Shard of Pain 184/200 HP - Action: 3
* Base Damage: 20
* Cloud of Agony: deals 6 damage over 2 turns to all enemies. Can stack
* Burning Pain: Deals 15 fire damage
* Cripple: Debuff an enemy. Deals 4 damage per turn for 3 turns and weakens their attack power.
Memory Test: unused
Maze Test: unused (needs at least 2 people)
Girdle Test: 64/75 strength
Computer Test: 2/5 questions answered (need at least 4)
Allied Line:
[ENE] THE SPACE KRACKEN 27/40 HP + Kerbal 1/1 HP * 9 + Jebbediah 3/3 HP - Action: 1 (Gerbil's) Base damage: 10. Space Crash: deals 5 unavoidable, unelemental damage. Can eat followers to regain HP. Can deal 8 FIR damage, can kill off follower to double damage next turn, but only for basic attack. Deals 132915861 bonus damage against spaceships, of which there are none in this side quest. I really hope something weird doesn't come up and I pay for this.
[COL] Evil Snowman 29/30 HP + Snowfort 24 HP - Action: 2 (fseftr's) Snowball [10 damage], Blizzard [5 damage to all enemies], Avalanche [Buries target, making them have a high chance to not act this turn], Snow Fort [Builds itself a snow fort with 10 hp to hide behind|Adds 10 hp to it's snow fort]
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[NEU] Wilson 40/40 HP
page 3: I have been informed that a young subject had escaped the containment area. Some idiot left the door open for too long. I'll have to assign patrol routes. We don't have to worry about it too much though - one missing subject isn't much of a threat. Thats the end of the entry, but there is another entry on the same page. My patrols found the subject behind an armor stand in the main hall. Interestingly, the patrol claims that it had a speed potion in its mouth, probably stolen from a researcher's desk. Or at least, thats the excuse they made when the FAILED to capture it. Ugh, some people...
The page is signed the same way as the last.
End of page 3. There's more left of the book...
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x1 - Fire x2 (+1 grand) - Nature x1 - Metal x1 (+1 grand) - Energy x1 - Magic x2
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 2 uses left. - Aura Gem: powers up 1 entity and protects it from 1 attack, 1 use left. - Splash Healing Potion: restores 10 HP to an entity. 1 use. - Splash weakness potion: weakens an entity's next attack. 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag| A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X | T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O | T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . | A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X | C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O | K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O | E R
[quote]I'd like to note that killing the Core is what destroys the army, and that's how all armies work. It's the Core's purpose, like how in chess, if the King is captured, the game's over instantly. Actually, a lot of this is like chess. Some of it was intentional.
>>Considering that with enough applications of a certain SCP to a filesystem I can store a copy of myself on any given unit, I will politely have to decline to allow my various army units to simply deactivate, though if it makes you happier I will depart if Omega-2 is destroyed by things that are not the Godmodder. Frankly, if something or someone other than Richard can take out an Omega-class on full shields without blowing up a universe... Plus, the Thaumium-class Battleships have manual controls, and why any reasonable AI would neglect an autopilot in case the machines are disconnected is beyond me. I just happen to have left copies of myself in charge. The reason Omega-2 is designated as the Core is because it is the most powerful entity of the army.
[quote]I love how you think punching a Turret that can withstand the might of the Hellkite Dragons without receiving a scratch will work.
It's not the DENT, it's the FALLING OVER. Center of gravity brings the greatest man low. Often because he tripped over something he was too high up to see properly.
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
HMAS Victor
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 0/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Assualt Drone: BT:Ultramarine Godmodder's Army
Blue's Fleet: T
HMAS Victor:
Fseftr: Pull again
Pokeball Things: Nature, Magic
Evil Snow Man: Build more snow fort
-HMAS Victor-
Sit tight. The moment my men finish sweeping through your ship, which is quite nice by the way, I do think the lapis is a little much, but it's clear you don't agree with that. I mean, you seem rather obsessed with the material actually... is there a reason behind that?
[Censored]
Please shut up.
Rudeness aside, you know, you really shouldn't be so rude. I have just arrested you after all. Anyways, as soon as we're done the sweep, we'll be leaving for a prison planet. I'm not sure which yet, but I'll pick one out. Would you like a minimum security or a maximum security? Hah, I'm just kidding, you don't get to make that choice, I do.
I shoot the Strongmann Machine with the White Whaler. I also use Drillgenerigorg on it.
I throw Piono's army into the Strongmann Machine 1 ZILLION TIMES. I then attempt to punch the Strongmann Machine with THE FORCE OF A ZILLION ZILLYGENERIC BLUE OBJECTS.
@insert: I would like to point out that I mostly deal only the same amount of damage as everyone else, I just put much more flavor text in so I look more powerful, most of the times I deal more damage I do so because I've been working with others, and in most of those situations, the other person comes out stronger as well. At least that's sort of what I try to do.
I finish Deum Lucem
Well dang it. The Grey eye OR absolute emptiness 1/?
I finish the Marble Ring
Piono watches the carnage below.
Tricky tears his way through the various armies.
The forces of Mordor kill everything in their path.
And it is only just the beginning.
Piono grins, and takes the opportunity to blast generic in the face (his attack from last round) with a gout of fire as he rushes up to attempt some alchemy breakage.
A massive shadow appears on the horizon.
Vriska's Army has arrived.
Piono looks up at the massive ship, once the pride of the Condesce's fleet, stolen by Dimentio, then placed under a barrier, then gradually replaced as hundreds of thousands of minecraftians, as well as many refugees from other worlds built up a city around it, working on creating an army to storm the battlefield.
Then he notices something.
The massive form of the ship, blocking out half the sky over the battlefield, is not making a course over his enemies' armies.
Its almost as if...
Its aiming at his own army.
The ship unleashes a massive broadside. Millions of cannons, spells, guns, and every single weapon that could be fit onto the ship unloads into the massive figure of Ancalagon the Black.
Even the massive beast can only withstand so much punishment.
When the volley finally stops, Ancalagon is gone. As well as the ground it was standing on. And the mountains around it. And a good chunk of Sauron's army.
VVVVVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
However, the massive ship, built haphazardly as it was, was not well made enough to survive the ridiculous amounts of recoil generated by its own broadside and massive pieces of the ship fall to the ground below, but as they fall away, the ship's form is revealed.
Piono growls at what he sees.
No longer the brilliant red of the crockercorp fleet, the hull has been painted a brilliant combination of gold, blue, and crimson. The colors of the IUPC. In addition, the crockercorp symbol has been replaced with that of the IUPC (I have not been able to come up with a suitably cool one yet, so surprise me twin).
Vriska's Army:
Core: Vriska and her guard wait aboard the massive battleship. Vriska and her guard. Hp: currently not targetable.
Monster: The massive battleship looms over the battlefield, blocking out the sun, even in the far corners. However, it was put together quite haphazardly, and despite its massive size, is weak enough that it still only has the health of regular sized ships. Mega-ship: Hp: 500000/500000 (has a much higher attack than usual among cores)
Fleet: Several massive battleships from various different universes (A Star Wars Republic cruiser, a massive airship from WoW, and a few others) loom in the sky, providing air support for the ground troops. Battleships x5: Hp: 400000/400000
Heavies: From the sci-fi universes, various large mecha platoons provide heavy firepower and armor, among them are numerous AT-ST platoons, multiple Voltron forces, and others. Mecha Platoons x40 Hp: 30000/30000
Artillery: From the fantasy universes, large numbers of magic users have gathered. Wizard Circles x50 Hp: 5000/5000 (yes, squishy wizards. They are definitely glass cannons)
Soldiers: The various armies of the surrounding universes have sent in their troops. However, under these circumstances, they'be basically been demoted to redshirts. Soldier Platoons x500: Hp: 1000/1000
Pawns: The population of Godcraft has risen to liberate themselves, in even greater numbers than the Robomonkey Rebellion. Minecraftians x500000: Hp: 20/20 Yes, they have respawns, but being untrained, and liable to have other problems, in addition to their low health individually, they have pitifully low attack and defense compared to other armies, making this actually one of the weakest army groups.
I've already crammed tons of stuff into this post, so piono's reaction will be revealed in my next one.
DEUM LUCEM: A golden mace that flashes the colors of sacred pool balls. The spiked ball at its top shines a radiant cosmic green which is commonly drowned out by a piercing white light that flashes all throughout the weapon. Its spikes are as golden as the architecture of the yellow moon.
THE MARBLE RING: A grey ring that flickers with chaotic energy. It possesses limited mastery over chaos energies.
The Greyeye || Absolute Emptiness = Sickle of Void (Level 5: 1/6)
Anaclagon killed! All Orcs killed! All Uruk-Hai killed! All Trolls killed!
I keep my Pesterchum open and look around for any potential allies friends. My army, on the other hand, diverges. The majority stay and continue attacking the Godmodder's army with a hail of high-powered laser beams and kinetically based weaponry that fires metallic slugs the size of tanks, though. The rest of the army, comprised mostly of the Autowar Seeds, begin to demolish the Team Microsoft Cloud Army with a large flurry of nanotech missiles. Upon hitting the ground the nanomachines contained inside begin to disperse, forming a large all-consuming wave rolling forwards at incredibly high speeds.
Twin, just warning you, I realized that for the fight on the MC Freedom (Sorry for not mentioning it in the last post, but that's the name of the massive ship. What does MC stand for? Why, Mine Craft of course!) needed some more people to assist Vriska, so I added a few more. Yes, they are the other characters that would be hanging out with them as the events have gone, but think about it. It makes sense, Vriska's doing this to try and salvage things, and this is basically the only way any of them have to try and rectify their situation in any manner. Anyway, here comes the flood.
scepter OR raw order magic
2/? for void sickle
Marble Ring OR essence of the chained god 1/???
Piono curses, then flash-steps over to the middle of Sauron's army, where the dark lord leads his troops.
Sauron, we've been betrayed. It would seem we have.
Tricky!
Tricky appears between the two. Y̠̪̹᷄ͮ̾᷄e̥͈᷄̈́᷄̀͢s̛̫͙̰̐᷄᷄?̤̗᷈᷄͆᷄͡
We have some killing to do.
He glowers.
A certain spider needs to stepped on.
On the MC Freedom:
A number of auxilliary crew members ready themselves, as 20 figures stand on the deck, preparing for the fight that they know is coming.
Three figures shoot up towards the deck of the ship.
Meanwhile, somewhere on LOWAS WELL HERE'S THEgorillaWAD HIMSELF would you just shut the **** up already seriously you never stop OH G1V3 H1M 4 BR31K D4V3.
The arguing immediately erupts again.
Vriska reaches over, grabs Jade's rifle, and fires it into the ceiling, everyone stops arguing. Seriously people? I 8elieve we have something more pressing right now.
The twenty people return to their computers, preparing for the coming Strife.
Back in Godcraft
Piono, Tricky and Sauron land on the deck of the MC Freedom with a mighty thump. Thirty players stand on the deck, ten of them random minecraftians of little import (although they'll still be participating in the fight).
Hello piono.
>::::)
Vriska...
I'm afraid to inform you that I have a new employer now.
You dirty little traitor.
As one of the main villains you really shouldn't 8e so upset.
I mean, really.
That doesn't change that I repay treachery.
I'm not worried.
Oh really?
No. Mem8ers of the IUPC support each other.
I'd 8e more afraid of Eric than you.
Were he not a 8etter ally.
Piono screams in rage and jumps at Vriska, but is intercepted by Dave's character, piono backs up.
Fine. We'll do this the hard way.
Minecraftians(long extensive list, however, due to Sollux's hacking skills, they were all able to make/steal the usernames they wanted. Convenient eh? Also, a side note. Each of them have a final, it is not the same as the final of regular players, because they just use them when the want (automatically if they reach their last respawn) but don't ascend upon their use. They plan to stay for the long hall, but with piono intent on murderizing all of them it probably won't happen.)
ectoBiologist (John Egbert), wields: Warhammer of Zillyhoo. Final: Heir Conditioning.
tentacleTherapist (Rose Lalonde), wields: Thorns of Oglogoth. Final: Dance of Thorns
turntechGodhead (Dave Strider), wields: Broken Caledfwlch. Final: Time on My Side
gardenGnostic (Jade Harley), wields: Proton Cannon. Final: Atomic Bonsai
and etc. I really don't have time right now to come up with all the weapons and finals, so I'm gonna list the minecraftians and who'se using them.
carcinoGeneticist (Karkat Vantas)
gallowsCallibrator (Terezi Pyrope)
adiosToreador (Tavros Nitram) has his robot legs
grimAuxiliatrix (Kanaya Maryam)
twinArmageddons (Sollux Captor)
apocalypseArisen (Aradia Megido) Aradia god-tiered, so she's alive.
caligulasAquarium (Eridan Ampora)
cuttlefishCuller (Feferi Peixes)
arsenicCatnip (Nepeta Leijon) No Gamzee, no brutal murders
centaursTesticle (Equius Zahhak)
coolkid27 (Davesprite)
seriousbusiness (Daddy Egbert)
gutsyGumshoe (Nannasprite)
tipsyGnostalgic (Mother Lalonde)
timaeusTestified (Bro Strider)
Scepter || Raw Order Magic = Justice's Staff (Level 2: 1/3)
Marble Ring || Essence of the Chained God = Red Chainer (Level 5: 1/6)
...You're kidding me.
...
We had a deal, piono. Only Vriska was allowed to be in the Resistance. Not anyone else. And what do you do? You do this.
You never discussed this with me. Not once did you tell me you were going to use the rest of the Homestuck characters in your army. All we had in mind was Vriska. I'm being gracious letting Vriska even go through at all. It's already a big loophole just having HER use a Minecraft account. Letting every single other character in Homestuck do the same is just ridiculous. It's the biggest loophole to the Scratch I've seen so far.
Also, just because anything Homestuck can't come into GodCraft doesn't mean I didn't have plans for it. You can't just plan something like this yourself and then tell me afterwards "oh, they happened to be around so I decided to use them." I was actually GOING to tie up what happened in Universe 1, believe it or not. The four Homestuck kids have also already been summoned to the field back in Act 1, so the Curse of Repetitiveness™ should stop them from coming.
I'm sorry. This just isn't happening. Only Vriska is coming to the field. No one else.
I take a glance at the Transparent Magic Cueball, and then the Onyx Visink Magic 8-Ball. I slowly chuckle to myself, standing amidst a large interactions between the two sides. Both sides are not very affected; perhaps a little unnerved. I slip the two orbs into my inventory, and proceed to Maelstrombound the Origin Wither.
Wallpost:
I stare at Engie and Eric arguing.
I would appreciate it if you two would please stop. We have pressing matters at hand. No time for this. My migraine is painful enough without this.
Here it is. DD says something along the lines of 'good luck, and don't die.'
>Jack: Knock on door of Doctor.
You step up to the door, raising your hand to knock on said door, when suddenly-
Hello, Jack. You rang? That was a joke; I don't have a doorbell, remember? Haa haa, hee hee, hoo hoo. Won't you please enter?
The door swings open, and you contemplate bonking Scratch on the head with your trusty horse hitcher. You feel like you have done that before. Whatever. You will do it again. Give the man the respect he deserves. And, get rid of the first bit. Pleasantries are boring.
Oh, for heaven's sake.
Do you have anything at all to say? Any form of communication you care to attempt beyond the sound cast iron emanates? Of course you don't.
The man your are ruthlessly drubbing grabs your cast iron horse hitcher, and bends it in half.
I see. You do not have a need to go through with the pleasantries because you think you already know my name. You do not know my real name, Jack, even if all of your little green adversaries know yours. You only know my nickname.
He proceeds to go on some rant about his name. Lousy omniscient beings. Then, he hands your horse hitcher back, twisted into what appears to be a pretzel.
Here. Jack, why don't you help yourself to some candy over there on that table? I need to take care of something; I won't be long.
Yes, Noir, placate yourself with the bottomless supply of Scotty Dogs. His supply is limitless.
When I am finished with this particular interruption, we will resume our gentlemanly negotiation. You will then order your surviving subordinates to attempt to burn down my apartment, and I will act accordingly. Afterwards, I will explain to you why I have requested you come here, and you will once again attempt to burn this apartment down. I will then proceed to beat you severely until you agree to what I ask. I know you won't take it personally.
Pherix: Bite some orcs and see how many die (low damage, +2,500 C)
Watson: Thunder bolt on the Terror Guardians (low damage to all, + Electric)
Servos: |N|E|-| because the servos have specific powers in them.
LeiShi: Bounding Pounce a random Terror Guardian. (slightly low damage, + 20 Chi) Chi: 55
All the extras: kill the Relic.
Arthur: Just apply weight nice and gently to the Strongman machine. Then stomp on it.
NimbleQuest: Really? I thought in the past the machinery melted down, right?
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
@Engie: You answer complicated Minecraft questions. Get a total of 4 correct to weaken the Shard of Pain. And/or you can try some of the other tests.
@fseftr: +14 strength! You can pull on it once per post and it doesn't interfere with taking any other test.
@Nimble: First question, close... You got the conversion correct, but the Minecraft character is not 2 meters tall. If it was, you wouldn't be able to go faster in a 2 block high passage by spamming spacebar. Second Question: Correct! Third Question: Inncorrect. Heres a hint: You can convert spruce into oak, but not any other type of wood. Fourth question: umm... You can deal more damage than that with one punch. A critical hit with your fists deals 3 damage. Fifth Question: Sorry, but this is a bit of a mean question. Clarification: Snow Blocks means the solid block that can be made with snowball. Pistons mean normal pistons, not sticky ones. Flower Pots mean normal, unfilled pots. Wool Blocks mean any color of wool. I think you now know whats the correct answer.
Computer Test questions
1: How tall is a Minecraft character in fathoms? (hint: the character is not 2 meters tall. Its slightly less) 2: Which is a real Minecraft biome? a) Nether, b.) Mountains, c) Caves, d) Ice Plains, or e) None of the above
3: Is it possible to turn spruce wood logs into oak wood planks? If so, how? If not, why?
4: How much damage can be dealt in a single, melee hit in survival with no mods or cheats?
5: Which of the following do NOT generate naturally in a Minecraft world? a) Snow Block, b.) Pistons, c) Flower Pots, d) Wool Blocks, or e) all of the above generate naturally
Wilson keeps on pulling on the girdle, starting to snarl slightly. He adds 14 strength. The Flamewall deals 1 damage to the Shard. THE SPACE KRACKEN gets to attack twice and deal a total of 12 damage because I forgot it last turn. Finally, the Evil Snowman reenforces its snow fort. The Shard of Pain crashes into the Firewall, killing it! The oldest entity so far has fallen. It dealt a total of 34 damage. (Yes, I'm tracking this stuff on a piece of paper) The other 2 entities take agony damage.
Enemy Line:
[MAG] Shard of Pain 184/200 HP - Action: 3
* Base Damage: 20
* Cloud of Agony: deals 6 damage over 2 turns to all enemies. Can stack
* Burning Pain: Deals 15 fire damage
* Cripple: Debuff an enemy. Deals 4 damage per turn for 3 turns and weakens their attack power.
Memory Test: unused
Maze Test: unused (needs at least 2 people)
Girdle Test: 42/75 strength
Computer Test: 1/5 questions answered (need at least 4)
Allied Line:
[ENE] THE SPACE KRACKEN 27/40 HP + Kerbal 1/1 HP * 9 + Jebbediah 3/3 HP - Action: 1 (Gerbil's) Base damage: 10. Space Crash: deals 5 unavoidable, unelemental damage. Can eat followers to regain HP. Can deal 8 FIR damage, can kill off follower to double damage next turn, but only for basic attack. Deals 132915861 bonus damage against spaceships, of which there are none in this side quest. I really hope something weird doesn't come up and I pay for this.
[COL] Evil Snowman 29/30 HP + Snowfort 14 HP - Action: 2 (fseftr's) Snowball [10 damage], Blizzard [5 damage to all enemies], Avalanche [Buries target, making them have a high chance to not act this turn], Snow Fort [Builds itself a snow fort with 10 hp to hide behind|Adds 10 hp to it's snow fort]
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[NEU] Wilson 40/40 HP
Page 2: The Archmage didn't state which species of fox we had to use. So, after a staff meeting, we decided to use Fennec Foxes. There were a few reasons for this. They of course weren't terribly difficult to find in this desert. They also have some history of domestication which increased their promise. All thats left to do is start the tedious artificial selection process. You notice that unlike entry 1, this one is signed. Ziras, SMC
End of page 2. There's more left of the book...
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x1 - Fire x2 (+1 grand) - Nature x1 - Metal x1 (+1 grand) - Energy x1 - Magic x2
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 2 uses left. - Aura Gem: powers up 1 entity and protects it from 1 attack, 1 use left. - Splash Healing Potion: restores 10 HP to an entity. 1 use. - Splash weakness potion: weakens an entity's next attack. 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg
Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|
A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X |
T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O |
T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . |
A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X |
C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O |
K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O |
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Yeah, all roleplay. Rolelay possibly leading up to part of my army, but roleplay. Sorry, I just have ideas...
Ok, so; MPV Anachronism: 50 posts, the core health of the entity. There are four 20 post upgrade charges; The Shield, a regenerating shield for everything else, 20,000 health, whatever regen makes sense. The AI Core, no healthbar, turns the entire entity and all the upgrade charges into an attack at whatever seems to make sense when the Anachronism is destroyed, also roleplay stuffs. The Bombardment Silos, 15,000 health, buffs the attack of the entity by, say, 10,000? And the Droppod Bays, 15,000 health, summons large-ish numbers of Generic Minionbots {1 health and 1 attack each.} every turn.
Sorry, I've been kinda spacing out the last few days.
I use the Coarse setting of SCP-914 on the copied Fear No Anvil.
I equip THE RING DEADER atop THE MAN ENDER (considering the latter is a prosthetic and the former is not), and then use the combined metallic might of both, as well as some NYTROGLYCERIN (because that didn't stop being a thing or anything) to do some explosive punching on the STRONGMANN MACHINE.
I order The Army Of Choice to attack the Godmodder's Terror Army again. With both UBERGHASTS gone, the crazy defense should be halved.
Fear No Anvil > Coarse = Hammer, Garnet Head, Grandfather Clock, Divine Sheet, Quartz
ASSORTED MATERIALS: A hammer, a crystal of garnet, a grandfather clock, a sheet of steel that seems to be glowing red, and a piece of quartz. It all adds up to a legendary hammer. Somehow.
Well, the Ring Deader can be used as a machine gun in addition to a ring, but whatever. 9,000 damage to the Strongmann Machine!
I look up. So much destruction. How could this... happen... to my world.
A single tear falls from Maniacs cheek. All the painful memories surround him. Engie freezing the Nether. The L()rd nearly killing him. And now this. It's time to let out the true maniac.
He rips off his cloak. Scars cover Maniacs body, holes exposing organs and bone. He looks like he should be dead. But... you can't kill death.
I will not allow any one of you to destroy Minecraftia anymore! There's something you don't know about me. Every time an entity dies, I grow stronger! Nethermen!! Attack!!!!!!!
Army of the Nether: Core: ManiacMasteR (750,000) Fleet: Ghost Ships (250,000 x4) Heavies: Reborn Summons (200,000 x25) Artillery: Mecha-Diabolos (1,000 x 1000) Soldiers: 1 post summons (50,000 x 50) Pawns: Citizens of the Nether (20 x 10,000)
Let the year of the Maniac begin!
I attack the STRONGMANN MACHINE with a laser gun.
The cocoon starts shaking.
My army attacks the army of darkness. The army of darkness splits into 3 parties and attacks 3 random armies!
Remember the event I was talking about that I said would be the time to finish up your sidequests and plotlines? This is that. Welcome to the Massive Battle of Armies. This is a huge war that will finish up the entity fight once and for all. In short, every player can summon an army composed of hundreds of troops. All of the players' armies will then fight to the death, as well as all pre-existing entities. Here's the basic army schematics:
Army Title: [Army Summoner] The Core: X/X. The Fleet: X/X. (xX.) The Heavies: X/X. (xX.) The Artillery: X/X. (xX.) The Calvary: X/X. (xX.) The Soldiers: X/X. (xX.) The Pawns: X/X. (xX.)
Of course, this is just a guideline. You can be creative with this idea. So, details:
Pawns and Soldiers are attacked first. These guys are basic cannon fodder. The Calvary are special units with more attack power, like assassins or snipers. The Artillery are tanks. Massive damage output, good defense, but there's not much of them. The Heavies and the Fleet are the defenders of the group, and up last is the Core, the guy holding the army together. Take him out and the army falls.
Keep in mind, as I said above, you can be more creative with this idea and come up with your own entity types, but you should be specific! Also, keep in mind that there should be only one army per player! IF you want a second army, you MUST clear it with me first.
Also keep in mind that in this battle, original one-shot attacks will be rewarded, and charged attacks will have significantly decreased damage output!
The Godmodder's army will start everything off and serve as a tutorial. From there on, it's up to you to continue this battle. Let's get this going! The endgame is officially at hand!
This was taken from the original post I made about the MBOA. As far as I know, you never cleared this second army with me. If you had, I probably would have let it go through, but it's too late for that now!
I've decided to bring in the altar for everyone to use. Modpack, I hear you like alchemy. Go wild.
A nice, fancier version of the altar materializes in next to the alchemiter ( I forget how to spell it, but you know what I mean, the original alchemizing thingy) it creates orbs slightly more powerful then the one I created. (+1 base level to most orbs).
The cloaked man calms but grips Blue Giant and Sunspot in either hand. He loosens up and engages dual wielding mode. In this mode, he becomes as fluid, flowing past any obstacle, deflecting any attack, and cutting apart an enemy until nothing is left; only one who had undergone many years of strenuous training could perform this. In this stance he cleaves through the Forces of Mordor, ripping through the Uruk-Hai and Orcs. He disregards everything, simply going through the motions, easily batting swords out of the way and slicing apart his opponents. He leaves a path of utter destruction, the landscape frozen and featureless. Eventually he realizes that he will tire long before he can kill them all. So he stops and fires the Rapidfire Bow at Ancalagon the Black.
Oh, whoops.
CORONAL CLAWS: A set of claw gloves whose blades resemble that of Sunspot's. They flicker with a solar aura, and their blades radiate yellow energy.
BLUE GIANT: A massive blue scimitar that crackles with powerful quantum energy, focused into an unstoppable neutron star core. It harbors much more potent solar power than its previous incarnation.
Altar added as an upgrade to the Alchemiter!
What exactly is "Deicium"?
All Orcs and Uruk-Hai are already dead! You target the Balrogs instead and kill one!
Anacalagon is dead as well, so you abstain from using the Bow for now.
Hrm...Another Alchemy...What would be a pretty good Alchemy? Oh, I know! Adamantium Door || The Ring Deader.(???, 1/?)
I use the power of Smashform that I previously obtained and which is still a thing, even if the excess energies that made the first use of it so good are gone. However, I go for another form than before: Queenform, a combo of Melee Peach, 3ds/WiiU Zelda, Rosalina and Luma, and Palutaena, specializing in exceptionally large damage at all ranges in exchange for defensive ineptitude and only 'OK' speed. Ignoring the fact this is definitely a genderbend, I use a combination of Rosalina's and Palutaena's Forward Smash, creating a spiral galaxy while wings of light slam against the STRONGMANN MACHINE, followed by a Din's Fire/Luma Launch hybrid at the same target (which causes the Luma to let off a fiery star-bit explosion), and finishing up with the best hybrid of all four Up Smash attacks I could muster against-you guessed it-the STRONGMANN MACHINE. I then revert to my regular form.
Adamantium Door || The Ring Deader = Warp Ring Gate (Level 6: 1/7)
Multi-Powersuit 40/50
Hps: 200.000/200.000
Modes:
Offense mode
-The armor thurns ablaze, increasing attack damage, applying burns on attack, counter attacking attacks with damage and burns. All three are passive abilites and are activated whenever possible.
-Fist of Fury: Standart attack.
-Fireball ||: Deals heavy damage to a single target.
-Aura ignite ||||: AoE attack, deals heavy damage to enemies nearby.
Recovery mode
-The armor liquidifies but stays near the Power suit in form of a mist, passively heals some of the HPs every turn.
-Fist of Tranquill: Standart attack, rather weak.-
-Healing flows ||: Heals a good bit of the hps of a target.
-Mists Care ||||: Heals a lot of the hps of a target and dispells any status alingments.
Guard mode
-The armor strenghtens with a layer of solid rock, decreases damage taken by a percentage, adds 6666,66 hps to the maximum hps of the stonebarrier (if one exists) each turn.
-Crushing Fists: Standart attack, got a chance of stunning.
-Protect ||: Halves damage taken from the next attack, takes the damage of a select entity.
-Summon Stonebarrier ||||: Summons a Stone barrier with 30.000 hps and no attacks which has to be destroyed before the Multi-powersuit can be attacked again. Selfdestructs after 3 turns. Does not pervent damage if Protect was used.
I activate the nucelar crystallbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 5) COMBO TIME
I drink a potion of manpower to make my attacks minicrit!
I activate the Master Emerald, putting me into super mode!
I attack with the nucelar cystallbow, unleashing 5 charges, blowing shreds out of the strong man machine which i grab and throw them back into it, further devastating it!
Seriously i want a spoil of war too, im playing since quite a while and never got any. >:c
Nuclear Crystalbow > Fine = Nuclear Elementalbow (Level 7: 1/8)
You deal the last blow to the Strongmann Machine, raising its ball to the very top of the machine! Suddenly, a lift activates with you on it! You rise up to the very top of the Machine, and a loud DING plays as hellish energies congregate around the lock! Massive bolts of lightning appear around it as it smashes into tiny pieces! A massive green halo appears around the sky as Merasmus re-appears...
Merasmus raises his staff and purple energies channel into it! You all are lifted off the ground... Merasmus' scheme has worked! It was a ruse to trap you all in Bumper Car Hell for eternity! The Godmodder, however, is not amused.
GM: Oh, no you don't! I haven't even installed the bumper car plugin! Get the hell out of here!
The Godmodder salvages the remains of the zeppelin he threw at the players at the beginning of Act 3 and chucks it at Merasmus! He stares at it, slackjawed.
"Wait, wait, wait. What?"
The zeppelin explodes, sending Merasmus skywards! She screams like the little girl he is, and soon becomes a pinprick in the sky just like Team Rocket. The hellish energies rebound and form a boon that hovers over the Strongmann Machine! A hammer floats down towards your location... You have claimed the Necro Smasher! Upon use, it transports its targets to Bumper Car Hell, incapacitating and damaging them!
Overworld: Tech Text: Dumpster Dive (Trolldier) on the Strongmann Machine, just to see how damaging that is.
Void: Cool song. I have a better one. It's better.
This is now an RPG style battle. Because I said so.
4th wall: "Funny how the definition of humane differs from species to species. Just for the record, most of the ones that died in that conflict? They were children. CHILDREN. Barely a billion years old. Slaughtered pretty much wholesale. You know how the longer lived a species, the less often it procreates? Yeah. The damage was dealt before your management could do anything meaningful to fix it. Anyway, I think elfie person guy is trying to say something about more important things right now."
Blue's Tour: "So. She didn't tell you everything. I'll try to give you an idea of what's threatening this place, and why irritating me would be a very bad idea. You ever read comics?" I hold up a Marvel comic, featuring Galactus on the cover. "The big guy on there, that's Galactus. Huge universal force. He eats planets." I then toss the comic onto a nearby table. "The advancing whatever of doom that has Blue so worried? Galaxy eater. As for me?" I gesture to myself. "Well, let's put it this way - if anyone in this universe had enough power to make me do something that I didn't feel like doing, which they don't of course, that galaxy eater from before would barely feature on newspapers. That's about the most I feel safe saying about the subject. In fact, I may have said too much already. Whatever Blue's reasons for not quite telling you everything, she had those reasons." I then deploy another chair, lean back in it, and make it clear that I'm not inclined to say more about the subject.
15/50 The Queen
7/25 Health Care Package
6/25 Health Care Package
> R. K.: Ubering the Origin Wither with Hippocrates 451.
> Burnt K4yne: More Chair Army snacks please..
"No cheating is going to help you, insolent fools! Ozma is still going to happen! You cannot just stop it by blatantly hoping for someone randomly deciding to let you kill my babies! You will all end soon. In my digestive tract!"
The Paradox Inc. Army gets bored. And hungry. All this talk about eating made them seriously consider trying some of theses chairs. Paradox Inc. Army now targets Irecreepers Chair Legion.
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Strange Hippocrates 451
Uber: In Use
MMMMPH: 0%
Origin Wither Ubercharged! No more attacks can harm it this turn!
My works shall never come into play... I had so much planned.
You are lazy scum, TwinBuilder.
I already covered this through Steam chat. :|
I apologize for any misunderstanding. You can't NOT summon entities right now, and they'll attack each other. It's just that they're not going to be very powerful or relevant. There's always next game...
i: 50/50 <-- Not enough time and internet is on the fritz
ii: 25/25 +1 self < (This is too good to resist)
iii: 19/50 +1 self
iv: 9/50 +1 self
v: 1/50
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
(Trades received have not been accounted for due to time constraints, this is a mental note so that I remember to go back and count them)
(Army will be made when I have time :/)
NimbleQuest!
25/25 EXPENDED, Belly Badges Summoned on TP, Leonstar0 and Talist >Leonstar0: Tell everyone to quickly gather around in a circle around SF and rub their belly badges! CARE-MINECRAFTIAN STARE!
(Too hard... Could Not Resist....Childhood...Must, Embrace...)
Leonstar1: Seeing how effective Doritos and Tab is, I fire both into The Death Army in a volley of utter happiness and rainbows. This completely destroys their gothic/brooding mentality as unicorns suddently start descending from the heavens to eat their favorite treats. Rainbows spring up from every step like flowers in a blissful Technicolor Grove, utterly crushing The Death Army with the power of love and tolerance. All attacks deal extra damage to the death army this round.
SPELLADEX
Spell Cards
Zodiac:
Star Sign: Zodiac - Libra = 1/3
Star Sign: Zodiac - Scorpio = 3/3
I take out the world's tiniest hammer and tap the strongmann machine with it.
But then. I reach up. And pull off my mask. To reveal....A GIANT HAMMERHEAD. Yes, I was actually a hammer DISGUISED as TT2000 the WHOLE TIME. Only one thing left to do...
SLAM!!!
I then pull off my hammerhead to reveal that I was actually TT2000 disguised as a hammer disguised as TT2000 all along!
POST 1; 11/50 Space Kracken... 11/50 Jebbediah Kerman... 11/50 The Elderich Obelisk... DASHED SCRATCHED UNSCREWED FIXIT DOIT
8/? The Thing MY INVENTORY
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
(Gerbil Clone): I read the next page. I converted 1.85 to fathoms! 5. C. 4. 2 HP, or 1 heart. While I am doing all that, I rearrange the Shard of Pain, paint it, and do about anything to make it look like a spaceship! I then attach some boosters onto the Shard of Pain and spray "New Spaceship Smell" on it. The Shard of Pain looks, flys, and smells like a spaceship... So it must be one! Space Kracken, you know what to do. Then, still using my AMAZING MULTITASKING SKILLSt™, I pull on the girdle.
Gerbil Ghost Image ==> Execute: Java Smash - Runtime. Target: Strongmann.
Void Army ==> Lockin. Target: God Cat. Abilities
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=SIDEQUEST=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
The machinery had a catastrophic failue in the future of the past you are currently in, but the past of the present.
...What is an rpg style battle like, exactly? The Destroyer's humming starts to become louder than your music... It seems like some orchestral pizzicato is being played following the rhythm, too...
=CHARGE=
-50 / 50- MasterChairREDUX -> EXECUTE.
-28 / 30- The Wall
+2 to Modpack
=SUMMON=
A package lands on the battlefield, right next to the Chair Legion.
It bursts open in a display of pyrotechnics, flashing lights, chairs and cabbages.
What appears to be a giant robotic scorpion, with a massive railgun instead of a stinger, emerges from the box.
Master Chair Redux has finally been deployed.
[AG] Master Chair Redux
HP: 175,000
Power: 10 / 10 (Power is required to execute stronger attacks.)
Attacks: Chair Cannon: Fires it's main cannon, dealing 15,000 damage. 0POW. Chair Pulse: Fires out several chairs in three directions, dealing 7,000 damage to each targeted entity. 2POW. Chair Shell: Requires the Chair-Orb. Creates a 10,000 HP shield around an entity. Non-AG's targeted by this must destroy the shield to attack. 3POW. Chair Railgun: Takes three turns to charge. Fires the onboard railgun, dealing 30,000 damage to a target. 4POW. Recharge: Restores all Power, and has a 50% chance to stun Master Chair Redux.
[AG] Splinter Launchers (Attached to MCR.)
HP: 5,000 (x4)
Attack: Fires several splinters at an enemy, dealing 3,000 damage. 1POW.
[AG] Chair-Orb (Attached to MCR.)
HP: 30,000
Passive: Allows Chair Shell to be used.
=COMMAND=
MCR will use Chair Cannon on Sauron's Army.
The Splinter Cannons will target Sauron's Army. (Total Cost: 1 POWER)
I use Smashfrom to become a perfect merger of every Pikachu in Super Smash Bros...With the palette of the 3DS's Blue Goggle Pikahcu, because I like those goggles. I proceed to take FEAR NO ANVIL in one stubby Pikachu paw, jump up to an improbable height, do several frontflips purely for style, and slam FEAR NO ANVIL at the STRONGMANN MACHINE, channeling all of it's inherent powers and unleashing a THUNDER attack on it for additional electrical damage.
Ugh, I have procrastinated SO much on unveiling this...well, now's the time...
40 POST CHARGE...
BE UNLEASHED!
Welcome, fools, to fighting the...
ULTIMATE FORGE CANNON!
How it works is simple! It can be fired THREE times. It's an attack, not an entity! Each shot does more damage than the last! As for its appearance, it is a giant metal cannon mounted as the arrow on a super sized version of FORGE'S LIGHT! And the arrows it fires? They are literally ARROW-SHAPED ALCHEMY CLUSTERS!
I'll save the shots for when a suitably powerful enemy appears. I don't want to use this on the strongmann machine...
I use ONCEST and the Unbreakable Katana on the Strongmann Machine (or Death if the spoil's been claimed.)I also throw the Strongmann Machine(or Death) into Piono's army 1,111,111,025,413,612 times. I then politely ask the Godmodder for his Catenative Doomsday Dice Cascader.
Minigun && Fluorite Octet 2/??
Steve? is roughly 1.0115923 fathoms tall. (Googled a few things) (wait nimble said that) (that's weird that it's apparently wrong even though that's 1.85 meters) (slightly less than 2) (like you said) (weird)
Well. I guess my Firewall died. I summon the following entity (grand fire gem):
Blastburner: 100 HP Eh: Deals 4 damage. ;D (Last in order)
/dreamquest
2/? for order scepter
3/? for void sickle
2/? for chaos ring
Vriska's army moves to engage Sauron's in a massive clash of massive armies.
On the deck of the MC Freedom: I won't start the fight yet, want to give others a chance to jump in, I will however give the stats for the evil side of the strife.
Sauron: Hp: 5000000/5000000. Weakness: ??? yes, Sauron has a weakness. If it takes you longer than two rounds to figure it out (twin, no hints of any kind) I will be very disappointed in you guys.
Tricky: Hp: ??? weakness: ??? yup. New fight, new weakness. Don't you just love clowns?
Piono: Hp: 20/20. energies: 120 It seems piono's surrounded himself with high levels of elemental magic, he'll use these to block and make attacks. He gains 10 energy for every level 10 alchemy he possesses, so as if I finish more before this fight ends, he'll get more powerful.
It wouldn't be fair to deny you of letting these guys enter, though.
Sauron added! Tricky added! Piono added! Although, now that I've axed your previous idea, I'm not sure how your plans for the strife will go... I'll give you a turn to rethink this.
I examine the mystical black hole staff I just created, and bop the Origin Wither with it, taking care to let the black hole do the job. Then, I do Quasar's Nightcrawler && Ink Vial && Supermassive Black Hole && Concentrated Nox 1/???. I believe I explained what Nox is. Essentially, a demagnetized form of the fluid an End Portal is composed of. Used in the eldritch experiments of the morally condemned in secret rites of alchemical thaumaturgy, unbeknownst to the locals, for mere mortals cannot perceive the blood-eldritch throes that I can (not to say that I am not mortal, for I am). Also, I suppose I do Mean Green && Uranium && Midnight Crew Poster 1/???.
Wallpost:
Subliminal messaging it is, then. Thanks for ceasing the argument, by the way.
Please pardon my preoccupation. It slightly exceeded the second I had planned for it.
Seeing HB in a nearby doorway nodding to you, you step back a little. The Doc seems unsurprised by this event. Then again, he seemed unsurprised by the gasoline that was sprayed into the room earlier. You take out your lighter, ignite a match, and toss it onto a nearby gasoline puddle. You think Scratch is too busy talking to the omnipresent being to even notice this. In fact, whilst this occurs, he goes and fills up the Scotty Dog bowl. Then, he casually walks over to the fire alarm, and slowly pulls it down. Of course, he is slightly too late. Everything is on fire. Even then, a leprechaun with a yellow hat displaying the numeral one comes out of the door.
QUASAR'S NIGHTCRAWLER: An arcane staff forged from Nightvis. It commands power over the abyss and has stellar energies imbued inside of it. Miniature black holes can be created using it.
The Origin Wither is ubercharged!
Quasar's Nightcrawler && Ink Vial && Supermassive Black Hole && Concentrated Nox = The Grand Thinner (Level 15: 1/16)
Mean Green && Uranium && Midnight Crew Poster = Fill 'Em With Midnight (Level 10: 1/11)
Multi-Powersuit 41/50
Hps: 200.000/200.000
Modes:
Offense mode
-The armor thurns ablaze, increasing attack damage, applying burns on attack, counter attacking attacks with damage and burns. All three are passive abilites and are activated whenever possible.
-Fist of Fury: Standart attack.
-Fireball ||: Deals heavy damage to a single target.
-Aura ignite ||||: AoE attack, deals heavy damage to enemies nearby.
Recovery mode
-The armor liquidifies but stays near the Power suit in form of a mist, passively heals some of the HPs every turn.
-Fist of Tranquill: Standart attack, rather weak.-
-Healing flows ||: Heals a good bit of the hps of a target.
-Mists Care ||||: Heals a lot of the hps of a target and dispells any status alingments.
Guard mode
-The armor strenghtens with a layer of solid rock, decreases damage taken by a percentage, adds 6666,66 hps to the maximum hps of the stonebarrier (if one exists) each turn.
-Crushing Fists: Standart attack, got a chance of stunning.
-Protect ||: Halves damage taken from the next attack, takes the damage of a select entity.
-Summon Stonebarrier ||||: Summons a Stone barrier with 30.000 hps and no attacks which has to be destroyed before the Multi-powersuit can be attacked again. Selfdestructs after 3 turns. Does not pervent damage if Protect was used.
I activate the nucelar crystallbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 1)
I kick the remains of the strongman machine into a random AG entity that is not part of a army.
I reshape my Molecular Severing Rod to be more shaped like a sword, even though that won't change the effectiveness of it, much. It has a very complicated appearance. It glows green, and has a black hilt. I put a lot of thought into it. I continue searching for friends on Pesterchum and overall do nothing for my army, since it's pretty self-sufficient. Other than that, a second wave is sent towards Team Microsoft and a massive wormhole is opened in front of a planet somewhere in the galaxy. Rockets start to be placed on the planet.
Terragen City: 7/10
Excessive Amount of Rockets on a Planet: 1/10
Multi-Powersuit 42/50
Hps: 200.000/200.000
Modes:
Offense mode
-The armor thurns ablaze, increasing attack damage, applying burns on attack, counter attacking attacks with damage and burns. All three are passive abilites and are activated whenever possible.
-Fist of Fury: Standart attack.
-Fireball ||: Deals heavy damage to a single target.
-Aura ignite ||||: AoE attack, deals heavy damage to enemies nearby.
Recovery mode
-The armor liquidifies but stays near the Power suit in form of a mist, passively heals some of the HPs every turn.
-Fist of Tranquill: Standart attack, rather weak.-
-Healing flows ||: Heals a good bit of the hps of a target.
-Mists Care ||||: Heals a lot of the hps of a target and dispells any status alingments.
Guard mode
-The armor strenghtens with a layer of solid rock, decreases damage taken by a percentage, adds 6666,66 hps to the maximum hps of the stonebarrier (if one exists) each turn.
-Crushing Fists: Standart attack, got a chance of stunning.
-Protect ||: Halves damage taken from the next attack, takes the damage of a select entity.
-Summon Stonebarrier ||||: Summons a Stone barrier with 30.000 hps and no attacks which has to be destroyed before the Multi-powersuit can be attacked again. Selfdestructs after 3 turns. Does not pervent damage if Protect was used.
I activate the nucelar crystallbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 2)
I flip a giantic table into the godmodders army! INVENTORY
The leprechaun immediately springs to action. You see a blur of color, and... what is his name again? You do not particularly care, but you think he looks like an Itchy.
Anyways, you see a blur of color, and the flames are suddenly doused! You grumble to yourself, and hold out your pretzeled horse hitcher. A loud bang can be heard, and the leprechaun slams into the floor, due to suffering head trauma. Would you look at that! The force of the blow actually de-pretzeled the hitcher!
Now, now, Jack. It is very impolite to kill the host's subordinates.
THE WHITE RING: A pure white ring inscribed with nearly invisible runes that command elemental power. It is composed of onyx tetrahedrite.
=CHARGE=
-29 / 30- The Wall
-1 / 15- MCR: Summon Chair-God
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I grab half of the Hoverchairs and make them defend Master Chair Redux.
I then fire a generic cannon into Sauron's Army.
=STORY= ALL-TOO-EASY
Ikea stood on the ruins of LOCAA. (Land of Chairs and Anarchy)
LOCAA's army had magically vanished, and Ikea saw this as an opportune time to invade.
The only thing that remains on LOCAA is the Chair-God and his personal guard.
Pherix: -
Watson: -
Servos: |N|E|-|
LeiShi: - Chi: 55
All the extras: -
Arthur: 2 lights appear and spiral around the Origin Wither. They start shining and swap between each other at incredible speed, piercing the Origin Wither countless times.
NimbleQuest: Umm... Alright. Look at the intact machinery.
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
@Nimble: Whoops. I determined the height of a character was 1.8 meters. But I'll accept that. C isn't correct. Flower pots generate in Witch's huts. 4: umm... no... A diamond sword deals 8 damage. Think about stuff that can boost that, like crits. Even though you try quite a lot, you find it is impossible to place fins and boosters on a nebulous cloud of emotion. +10 strength added!
@fseftr: +4 strength!
Computer Test questions 1: How tall is a Minecraft character in fathoms? (hint: the character is not 2 meters tall. Its slightly less) around .98 2: Which is a real Minecraft biome? a) Nether, b.) Mountains, c) Caves, d) Ice Plains, or e) None of the above
3: Is it possible to turn spruce wood logs into oak wood planks? If so, how? If not, why?
4: How much damage can be dealt in a single, melee hit in survival with no mods or cheats?
5: Which of the following do NOT generate naturally in a Minecraft world? a) Snow Block, b.) Pistons, c) Flower Pots, d) Wool Blocks, or e) all of the above generate naturally
Wilson adds another 8 strength to the girdle test. The SPACE KRACKEN deals 6 damage to the Shard of Pain and the Evil Snowman just keeps on building its little snow fort. However, the Shard of Pain is starting to take offense at it and attacks the snow fort for 15 damage. This is going to take a long time unless either a: more players summon entities, or b: people finish all 4 of the tests.
Enemy Line:
[MAG] Shard of Pain 184/200 HP - Action: 3
* Base Damage: 20
* Cloud of Agony: deals 6 damage over 2 turns to all enemies. Can stack
* Burning Pain: Deals 15 fire damage
* Cripple: Debuff an enemy. Deals 4 damage per turn for 3 turns and weakens their attack power.
Memory Test: unused
Maze Test: unused (needs at least 2 people)
Girdle Test: 64/75 strength
Computer Test: 2/5 questions answered (need at least 4)
Allied Line:
[ENE] THE SPACE KRACKEN 27/40 HP + Kerbal 1/1 HP * 9 + Jebbediah 3/3 HP - Action: 1 (Gerbil's) Base damage: 10. Space Crash: deals 5 unavoidable, unelemental damage. Can eat followers to regain HP. Can deal 8 FIR damage, can kill off follower to double damage next turn, but only for basic attack. Deals 132915861 bonus damage against spaceships, of which there are none in this side quest. I really hope something weird doesn't come up and I pay for this.
[COL] Evil Snowman 29/30 HP + Snowfort 24 HP - Action: 2 (fseftr's) Snowball [10 damage], Blizzard [5 damage to all enemies], Avalanche [Buries target, making them have a high chance to not act this turn], Snow Fort [Builds itself a snow fort with 10 hp to hide behind|Adds 10 hp to it's snow fort]
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[NEU] Wilson 40/40 HP
page 3:
I have been informed that a young subject had escaped the containment area. Some idiot left the door open for too long. I'll have to assign patrol routes. We don't have to worry about it too much though - one missing subject isn't much of a threat. Thats the end of the entry, but there is another entry on the same page.
My patrols found the subject behind an armor stand in the main hall. Interestingly, the patrol claims that it had a speed potion in its mouth, probably stolen from a researcher's desk. Or at least, thats the excuse they made when the FAILED to capture it. Ugh, some people...
The page is signed the same way as the last.
End of page 3. There's more left of the book...
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x1 - Fire x2 (+1 grand) - Nature x1 - Metal x1 (+1 grand) - Energy x1 - Magic x2
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 2 uses left. - Aura Gem: powers up 1 entity and protects it from 1 attack, 1 use left. - Splash Healing Potion: restores 10 HP to an entity. 1 use. - Splash weakness potion: weakens an entity's next attack. 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg
Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|
A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X |
T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O |
T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . |
A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X |
C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O |
K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O |
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HMAS Victor
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 0/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Assualt Drone: BT:Ultramarine Godmodder's Army
Blue's Fleet: T
HMAS Victor:
Fseftr: Pull again
Pokeball Things: Nature, Magic
Evil Snow Man: Build more snow fort
-HMAS Victor-
Sit tight. The moment my men finish sweeping through your ship, which is quite nice by the way, I do think the lapis is a little much, but it's clear you don't agree with that. I mean, you seem rather obsessed with the material actually... is there a reason behind that?
[Censored]
Please shut up.
Rudeness aside, you know, you really shouldn't be so rude. I have just arrested you after all. Anyways, as soon as we're done the sweep, we'll be leaving for a prison planet. I'm not sure which yet, but I'll pick one out. Would you like a minimum security or a maximum security? Hah, I'm just kidding, you don't get to make that choice, I do.-"Snip"-
HMAS Two deals 10,000 damage to the Relic! The God Cat deals 1 damage to the Subspace Gunship!
The Army of Darkness attempts to split into three groups and separate, but looks at the onslaught occurring around the Battlefield and realizes that if they split up, they would be easily devoured by large armies! They stay put. The Control Core Tank, KOAXM Army, and Team Microsoft Cloud Army don't target anything. The Forces of Mordor kill all remaining Chair-Knights! Spiderbite's Army remains idle after firing at the Forces of Mordor... Blue's Fleet kills the remaining Terror Blaze, as well as two Terror Guardians!
MPV Anachronism deals 15,000 damage to HMAS One! The Master Chair Redux kills a Balrog! The Splinter Launchers deal 10,000 damage to another!
The Perfectly Generic Army, Crusade of Stal, Smash Army, Omega-2 Battalion, Obsidian Legion and Army of Platius don't target anything. Ire's Chair Legion kills 2 Trolldiers and 5 Balrogs! The Noob Army deals 30,000 damage to a Terror Wither! It blows up 10 Pawns in retaliation! The Heretic Grayholdium kills a Terror Guardian! The Army of Choice kills another! The Void Army attacks the God Cat! It manages to teleport away before recieving the full brunt of their attack, taking only 20,000 damage! The Terragen Civilization deal 10,000 damage to a Terror Guardian and kill 50 Farquad Starsquads! The Army of Terraria kill 30 Trolldiers! The Homelands kill a Terror Guardian and deal 80,000 damage to the Relic!
The Relic uses Tremor, dealing 6,000 damage to HMAS Two, and then uses Armageddon (unleashing all its Earth Charges), dealing 30,000 damage to HMAS Two! The Origin Wither finishes it off! The Death Army kill 25 Candy Corn Rainbow Drinkers! Paradox Inc. Army kills 40 Hoverchairs! The Godmodder's Army kills 16 Automated Fighters! The Godmodder kills 5 Balrogs and deals 30,000 damage to the Master Chair Redux!
The Itinerary:
> AGs: Defeat the Godmodder's Terror Army!
> AGs: Defeat the Army of Darkness before it can use its special!
> AGs: Defeat the Forces of Mordor! It has a lot of troops.
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!
> PGs: Defeat the Army of Darkness before it can use its special!
> PGs: Defeat the Forces of Mordor! It has a lot of troops.
> PGs: Defend the Godmodder's Terror Army!
The Battlefield:
THE OPERATOR: [???]
God Cat: [N] HP: 80,000/100,000. Cuteness Overload: III
Army of Darkness: [ManiacMasteR] The Core: Oblivion Cocoon. 750,000/750,000 HP. The Fleet: Shadow Demons. 200,000/200,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Shadow Tanks. 35,000/35,000 HP. (x20.) The Artillery: Shadow Snipers. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x40.) The Calvary: Shadow Enginers: 2,000/2,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Shadow Undeads. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x44.) Rise: IIIII
Control Core Tank: [engie_ninja] The Core: Control Core. 800,000/800,000 HP. The Fleet: Juggernaut Plating. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x8.) The Heavies: Neo Tanks. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Nova Launchers. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x20.) The Calvary: Planet Cracker Guns. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Danmaku Miniguns. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Armor Plating. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x70.)
KOAXM Army: [5l1n65h07] The Core: System Defender 6.6.6. 660,000/660,000 HP. The Fleet: Neo Recognizers. 360,000/360,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: Destroyer Cannons. 66,600/66,600 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Plasma Spheres. 16,600/16,600 HP. (x20.) The Calvary: Mecha-Spiders. 6,600/6,6000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Deadly Tops. 3,300/3,300 HP. (x100.)
Team Microsoft Cloud Army: [The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man] The Core: Ultra-Dai Microsoft Cloud. 650,000/650,000 HP. The Fleet: X-Gunzans. 130,000/130,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Idea-Bots. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x8.) The Artillery: Microsoft Ultra Halo Robotic Drill. 250,000/250,000 HP. The Calvary: Halo Armor Snipers. 10,000/10,000 HP. (x50.) The Soldiers: Meme Teamers. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: The Farquad Starsquad. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x20.)
Forces of Mordor: [pionoplayer] The Core: Sauron: ???/??? HP. The Monster: Ancalagon the Black: 1,000,000/1,000,000 HP. The Fleet: Dragons. 300,000/300,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Oliephants. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x150.) The Artillery: Balrogs. 20,000/30,000 HP. (x13.)
Spiderbite's Army: [pionoplayer] The Core: Spiderbite's Guard. ???/??? HP. The Monster: M.C. Freedom. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Multiversal Battleships. 150,000/150,000 HP. (x5.) The Heavies: Mecha Platoons. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x30.) The Artillery: Wizard Circles. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x50.) The Calvary: ???. The Soldiers: Soldier Platoons. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x500.) The Pawns: Minecraftians. 20/20 HP. (x500,000.)
Blue's Fleet: [fseftr] The Core: HMAS Victor. 750,000/10,000,000 Shields. The Fleet: HMAS Amplifier & Magnifier. 250,000/250,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: Super Suits. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Satellite Weapons. 40,000/40,000 HP. (x5.) The Calvary: Elite Drones. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x75.) The Soldiers: Automated Fighters. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x34.)
Perfectly Generic Army: [insert_generic_username] The Core: Blue Generic Trickster Catenative Condescension. 612,000/612,000 HP. The Fleet: Fearsome Cherubs. 130,000/130,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Gambling Bards. 40,000/40,000 HP. (x13.) The Artillery: Drollgenerigorgs. 10,000/10,000 HP. (x25.) The Calvary: Trickster Gamblignants. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x120.) The Soldiers: Candy Corn Rainbow Drinkers. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x64.) Alchemy Alteration Field: 100,000/100,000 HP.
Ire's Chair Legion: [Irecreeper] The Core: Augmented Ire. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Charriers. 150,000/150,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Helix Archangels. 40,000/40,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Master Chair-Barrage. 10,000/10,000 HP. (x10.) The Calvary: Twitchy Infantry. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Hoverchairs. 4,000/4,000 HP. (x55.) Chairstorm Finale: III
Crusade of Stál: [RagnoRock987654321] The Core: Knotr of Konun. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Stál's Paladins. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x5.) The Heavies: Herk of Stál 10,000/10,000 (x40.) The Carrier: Stálpunk's Brun 200,000/200,000. The Calvary: Riddari. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Stálcarl. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.)
Noob Army: [TT2000] The Core: TT2012. 450,000/450,000 HP. The Fleet: Blocking Archers. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x5.) The Heavies: Diamond Heavies. 25,000/25,000 (x20.) The Artillery: Noob Cannoneers: 7,000/7,000. (x100.) The Calvary: Horseriding Noobs. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Lumberjack Noobs. 3,000/3,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Unarmed Noobs. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x52.)
Heretic Grayholdium: [TheLordErelye] The Core: Na'fuldtpyepth'a. 500,000/500,000. The Fleet: Winged Terrors. 60,000/60,000 HP. (x10.) The Heavies: Tainted Waylords: 55,000/55,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Mad Thaumaturges: 20,000/20,000 HP. (x25.) The Calvary: Tentacular Inkstreams: 10,000/10,000 (x70.) The Soldiers: Archnecromancers. 20,000/20,000 HP. (15.) The Pawns: Animated Death Tomes: 1,000/1,000 (x90.)
Army of Choice: [The_Nonexistent_Tazz] The Core: Crazy Hand. 550,000/550,000. The Fleet: The Aces. 250,000/250,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Grand Ranch Cannons: 40,000/40,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Dynamite Dynamos: 20,000/20,000 HP. (x15.) The Calvary: Ranch Dressing Elemental Engineers: 6,000/6,000 (x100.) The Soldiers: Lesser Ranch Dressing Elementals. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Mad Bombers: 1,000/1,000 (x120.) Triple Truffle Shuffle Scuffle: Locked.
Smash Army: [Goomba98] The Core: Master Core: 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Kihunters: 60,000/60,000. (x9.) The Heavies: Boom Stompers: 30,000/30,000. (x20.) The Artillery: Roturrets: 5,000/5,000. (x50.) The Cavalry: Devil Cars: 7,000/7,000. (x100.) The Soldiers: Darknuts: 5,000/5,000. (x100.) The Pawns: Waddle Dees: 1,000/1,000. (x70.)
Void Army: [Nimbleguy] The Core: The Master. 600,000/600,000 HP. Fleet: The Cancer 450,000/450,000. The Heavies: The Princes. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x4.) The Artillery: The Apprentices. 30,000 HP. (x10.) The Cavalry: The Destroyers. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Void Masters. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Void Clouds: 1,000/1,000 HP. (x70.)
Omega-2 Battalion: [Netpatham] The Core: HEX-02 Omega Class Battleship. HP: 600,000/600,000. The Fleet: Interfaced Thaumium-Class Battleships. 350,000/350,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: Thaumechanical Constructs. 20,000/20,000 HP. (x30.) The Artillery: Castcannons. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Calvary: HEX-Bot Models. 8,000/8,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Thaumic Battlebots. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Thaumic Drones. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x70.)
Terragen Civilization: [OverlordXcano] The Core: AI God. 750,000/750,000 HP. The Fleet: S3 Archailect. 300,000/300,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Ultra-Tech Cyborg. 45,000/45,000. (x10.) The Artillery: Auto-War Seeds. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Calvary: Nanotech Beings. 7,000/7,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Automated War Vests. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Baseline Humans. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x41.)
Army of Terraria: [jondanger23] The Core: Terrarian Core. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Enraged Planteras. 55,000/55,000 HP. (x10.) The Heavies: Normal Planteras. 30,000/30,000. (x15.) The Artillery: Space Dolphins. 10,000/10,000. (x10.) The Calvary: Skeletron Snipers. 7,000/7,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Skeletron Primes. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Gunsmiths. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x70.)
The Homelands: [Talist] The Cores: Pherix: 30,000/30,000 HP. (Temperature: 10,000oC.) MK-Watson-A: 500,000/500,000 HP. (Servos: NEI), LeiShi: 500,000/500,000 HP. (Chi: 65.) The Fleet: Relic Shards. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Hatchlings of Justicar 80,000/80,000 HP. (x4.) The Artillery: Enchanted Pages. 2,000/2,000 HP. (x50.) The Calvary: AXIS Powersuits. 8,000/8,000 HP. (x70.) The Soldiers: Elemental Finches. 3,000/3,000 HP. (x150.) The Pawns: Nanobots 1/1 HP. (x99,970.)
Obsidian Legion: [NinjaV2403] The Core: Obsidian Colossus. 600,000/600,000 HP. The Fleet: Obsidian Psiitanks. 300,000/300,000. (x2.) The Heavies: Psiilem Healers. 45,000/45,000. (x10.) The Artillery: Obsidian Psiilems. 20,000/20,000. (x15.) The Calvary: Enderman Assassins. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Enderman Warriors. 3,000/3,000 HP. (x125.) The Pawns: Soul Projections. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x120.)
Army of Platius: [zerithos] The Core: The THOR. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Bombers. 150,000/150,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Mortars. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x5.) The Artillery: White Nexi. 10,000/10,000 HP. (x5.) The Calvary: Towers. 7,000/7,000 HP. (x20.) The Soldiers: Drone Armada. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Emitters. 100/100 HP. (x50.)
Relic: [PG] HP: 14,500/200,000. Charges: Earth ----|---- Air ~ Fire ----|---- Water
Subspace Gunship: [PG] HP: 93/100. Sayonara, Sucker: I
SCP-044: [PG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Current Alchemies: None. Alchemy Blast: III Decommision Votes: II
Origin Wither: [PG] HP: 307,500/450,000.
Death: [The_Serpent] The Core: Thanatos: 630,000/630,000 HP. The Fleet: Furies: 300,000/300,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Reapers: 30,000/30,000 HP. (x25.) The Artillery: Living Shadow: 50,000/50,000 HP. (x12.) The Calvary: Soul Hunters: 7,000/7,000. (x100.) The Soldiers: Angered Spirits: 5,000/5,000 (x86.)
Paradox Inc. Army: [K4yne] The Core: Burnt K4yne. 414,000/414,000 HP. The Fleet: Upside-Down Specters. 150,000/150,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Foxy Animatronics. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x20.) The Artillery: Badass Crimson Lance Engineers: 60,000/60,000 HP. (x5.) The Calvary: Ghast Riders. 5,000/5,000. (x138.) The Soldiers: Trolldiers. 5,000/5,000 (x19.)
Godmodder's Army: [Godmodder] The Core: Terror Enderdragon. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Terror Withers. 200,000/200,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Terror Guardians. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x11.)
EDIT:Twinja! The Twinja stealthily attacks a target in the Terror Army!
(Now back to your regularly scheduled Massive Army Battle post.)
The Army, last turn, auto-attacked the closest targets to the ones it attacked the turn before that turn, by type similarity and proximity, and only PG forces.
Anywho, now that's cleared up.
>>Omega-2: Greater Teleport to the point at which the most PGs would be damaged by an AoE attack, then Legendary^3 Arcane Explosion. Greater Teleport out.
>>Thaumium-1: Switch casting modes to Ars Magicka, then Projectile+Dig a whole lot of blocks out from under the most ground-bound PG army. This is about...Oh, several thousand projectiles, because each cast point (100x cast points per ship) is a separate caster... Switch back to normal casting.
>>Thaumium-2: Legendary^2 Gravity Well the falling army.
>>Thaumechanical Constructs: Legendary Chain Lightning a hostile force that is easily shocked. Hahaha.
>>Castcannons: Legendary Frostbolt Volley the Terror Army, especially the Blazes.
>>HEXbot 1.0 models: Utilize Point N'Flings to pull the army that just was dropped a long distance up to maximum y-value, then drop them.
>>Thaumic Battlebots: Greater Chaos Blast the Terror Army.
>>Drones: Lesser Arcane Missiles targets in the Terror Army.
>>The AI God receives a message...
>>"Hello. How are you? How about an alliance and/or a radical merger?"
==Minecraft Avatar==
Launch a Cruz Missile at the Strongmann machine. Mr. Cruz appears and hits the machine out of the park.
Use Chaos Strike Lvl 10 Absolution on the Strongmann machine.
Then drop it in the giant hole the army has made/will make.
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Congratulations, you have witnessed your first twinja. I like to hire them to do my dirty work, when I get the chance. ;P.
Also SOMEONE GO DROP THE ONE RING IN MOUNT DOOM!
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[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Since we're waiting for Twin, I'll do the Computer. Be right back while I answer a question....
The question about things not generating naturally, the answer is pistons.
Also: 3. Yes, in a convoluted way. Backdate your client. It will make the Spruce logs become Oak logs, which will craft into Oak wood planks, which you can then reupdate with to get Oak Wood Planks.
/wilsonquestnull
Also, not to steal Erelye's thunder but I think he may be quoting from the interlude where Mr. Noir visited Doc Scratch. ((Sorry! Please don't hurt me!))
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Twin, I wasn't doing a big convoluted thing. I'm not planning a big story thing with it twin, its literally just extra minecraftians. If it makes you happy, pretend they're just Homestuck fans with said thing. The reason I figured it would be okay was because of one simple fact: It doesn't screw up continuity.
At all.
The reason I asked for Vriska was because involving Vriska in the first place would be a big thing that would screw up all sorts of stuff. Having the others involved through Minecraft accounts means one thing and one thing only. That they're still alive at some point in the timeline.
Time doesn't mean anything now does it? It could literally be at scattered times before the Scratch even!
Its a cameo, and filler, and this is just you flipping out for no good reason, similar to the fit you threw when I had a freaking piece of pottery fly in the from the tvtropes session with no greater consequence than that (an attack which you never counted by the way, even after we settled the matter).
This is not me deciding 'Oh they're just lying around, I'll just use them'. Seriously, I don't think like that. Remember, I asked you if I was allowed to use the CROCKERCORP FLEET!!!! When you'd basically spelled out its death warrant. I wouldn't have tried to pull this had it not been for the fact that it interferes with continuity in no way shape or form unless you decided that you were going to spontaneously say: 'Oops. Everyone in U1 died while you weren't looking. Too bad Homestuck fans, the trolls aren't allowed to be important.'
Really twin. I think these things out.
It was not in fact a case of me commandeering the plot for my own purposes, but fixing plot holes.
Case in point: If Vriska is playing Minecraft, and after the whole dimentio event, and everyone else knowing that Vriska has her hands in what's going on in Godcraft, they're going to come to her and ask what the heck is going on.
Vriska, having already had the conversation with Eric, has given up any alleigance to piono, and tells everyone else what's going on, at which point its agreed that the others will take advantage of the existing loophole (what the Homestuck shenanigans are all about in the first place, abusing the rules of SBURB) to try and get some handhold on what is to become of them.
Would ANY of them sit back idly while access to the events determining their fate was at their fingertips, literally waiting only for Sollux to hack them up some minecraft accounts? No! It wouldn't make sense and would be a huge out-of-character moment. It was already implied in Vriska and Eric's conversation that the trolls had had to flee their incipisphere because of the invading Warhammer 40K monsters.
Additionally, as you said, its minecraft avatars. This isn't a resummon of the four beta kids. I intentionally avoided that. The minecraftians here would in fact be weaker than every last one of the characters controlling them, due to the fact that said avatars do not have access to the echeladder or anything similar. To give an example, ectoBiologist's only attack is the warhammer of zillyhoo. Heir Conditioning is the only way for john's avatar to use breath powers. Period.
Similarly, Vriska's avatar would not be able to utilize Vriska's thief of light abilities without use of that final ability, and so on and so forth.
In short, I am in fact violating nothing, except for the fact that I didn't contact you, which I apologize for, but I didn't notice the loophole until literally the day of, and by that point it was too late to postpone the strife until you replied. Sort of a deadline to keep Ancalagon from being to unfair.
Please twin, let it go through. Its not violating anything, nor is it establishing anything new (except that Aradia god-tiered, which would kind have been expected, Equius and Nepeta never got murdered by Gamzee, which should have been obvious since Gamzee left to retrieve the chaos heart, and that the three guardians weren't dead, which would have been the case anyways since Jack left the session before he got the chance to kill them.) and it is only violating a few loopholes in a similar way that half of the stuff in DTG does, and in the name of making the fact that Vriska isn't getting curbstomped making sense.
On an unrelated note: aegis is correct, he was merely posting, then going back and editing immediately so that he was niether ninja'd nor cheap-shotted by the editor, me and several others do the same thing.
4/6 for the Oblivion Sickle (just so you know, oblivion is also a separate element (confusing huh?) not to mention scythes and sickles are too completely different things. Normally that would just be pedantics but it sort of messes up my alchemy chain because I already spent an hour trying to figure out items for all the different alchemies to be.)
I finish Justice's Staff
3/6 for the red chainer
Vriska's army moves into to wipe out the forces of mordor.
-Over the HMAS Victor intercom, in one particular section of ship, from one particular speaker...-
>>Ahem. You do realize you didn't show your identification yet, sir? Just a friendly reminder. Don't worry about me, I'll be out of here in a second, just wanted to pop in and all that...*meanwhile HEX has been downloading all the schematics* ">> is no longer connected to the network."
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If the Strongmann machine died last turn, all my attacks this turn are aimed at the Terror Army, by the way.
I murderize the Terror Army with all my guns, in full-auto modes, in a hastily-fabricated turret of sorts. It fires all the modes of all the guns I have at things I point it at. I used Omega-2's fabrication center for this, so it won't just fall apart randomly.
I then use Elemental lvl. 10 Devastator on a convenient target in the Terror Army.
I slice some Terror into salami with the Enderdragon Scythe.
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[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
A new Warrior has Joined the battle against the Godmodder he pulls out Iphone and plays top 10 annoying songs on 10hr mixes in hopes to confuse godmodder
Since we're waiting for Twin, I'll do the Computer. Be right back while I answer a question....
The question about things not generating naturally, the answer is pistons.
Also: 3. Yes, in a convoluted way. Backdate your client. It will make the Spruce logs become Oak logs, which will craft into Oak wood planks, which you can then reupdate with to get Oak Wood Planks.
/wilsonquestnull
Also, not to steal Erelye's thunder but I think he may be quoting from the interlude where Mr. Noir visited Doc Scratch. ((Sorry! Please don't hurt me!))
Actually, I am not. I am merely paraphrasing, but I am doing a great deal of research.
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[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Actually, I am not. I am merely paraphrasing, but I am doing a great deal of research.
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It fooled me. Good job.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
=CHARGE=
-29 / 30- The Wall
-1 / 15- MCR: Summon Chair-God
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I grab half of the Hoverchairs and make them defend Master Chair Redux.
I then fire a generic cannon into Sauron's Army.
=STORY=
ALL-TOO-EASY
Ikea stood on the ruins of LOCAA. (Land of Chairs and Anarchy)
LOCAA's army had magically vanished, and Ikea saw this as an opportune time to invade.
The only thing that remains on LOCAA is the Chair-God and his personal guard.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Minigun && Fluorite Octet 3/??
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
Watson: -
Servos: |N|E|-|
LeiShi: - Chi: 55
All the extras: -
Arthur: 2 lights appear and spiral around the Origin Wither. They start shining and swap between each other at incredible speed, piercing the Origin Wither countless times.
NimbleQuest: Umm... Alright. Look at the intact machinery.
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
@Nimble: Whoops. I determined the height of a character was 1.8 meters. But I'll accept that. C isn't correct. Flower pots generate in Witch's huts. 4: umm... no... A diamond sword deals 8 damage. Think about stuff that can boost that, like crits. Even though you try quite a lot, you find it is impossible to place fins and boosters on a nebulous cloud of emotion. +10 strength added!
@fseftr: +4 strength!
Computer Test questions
1: How tall is a Minecraft character in fathoms? (hint: the character is not 2 meters tall. Its slightly less)around .982: Which is a real Minecraft biome? a) Nether, b.) Mountains, c) Caves,d) Ice Plains,or e) None of the above3: Is it possible to turn spruce wood logs into oak wood planks? If so, how? If not, why?
4: How much damage can be dealt in a single, melee hit in survival with no mods or cheats?
5: Which of the following do NOT generate naturally in a Minecraft world? a) Snow Block, b.) Pistons,
c) Flower Pots, d) Wool Blocks, ore) all of the above generate naturallyWilson adds another 8 strength to the girdle test. The SPACE KRACKEN deals 6 damage to the Shard of Pain and the Evil Snowman just keeps on building its little snow fort. However, the Shard of Pain is starting to take offense at it and attacks the snow fort for 15 damage. This is going to take a long time unless either a: more players summon entities, or b: people finish all 4 of the tests.
Enemy Line:
[MAG] Shard of Pain 184/200 HP - Action: 3
* Base Damage: 20
* Cloud of Agony: deals 6 damage over 2 turns to all enemies. Can stack
* Burning Pain: Deals 15 fire damage
* Cripple: Debuff an enemy. Deals 4 damage per turn for 3 turns and weakens their attack power.
Memory Test: unused
Maze Test: unused (needs at least 2 people)
Girdle Test: 64/75 strength
Computer Test: 2/5 questions answered (need at least 4)
Allied Line:
[ENE] THE SPACE KRACKEN 27/40 HP + Kerbal 1/1 HP * 9 + Jebbediah 3/3 HP - Action: 1 (Gerbil's)
Base damage: 10. Space Crash: deals 5 unavoidable, unelemental damage. Can eat followers to regain HP. Can deal 8 FIR damage, can kill off follower to double damage next turn, but only for basic attack. Deals 132915861 bonus damage against spaceships, of which there are none in this side quest. I really hope something weird doesn't come up and I pay for this.
[COL] Evil Snowman 29/30 HP + Snowfort 24 HP - Action: 2 (fseftr's)
Snowball [10 damage], Blizzard [5 damage to all enemies], Avalanche [Buries target, making them have a high chance to not act this turn], Snow Fort [Builds itself a snow fort with 10 hp to hide behind|Adds 10 hp to it's snow fort]
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[NEU] Wilson 40/40 HP
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I have been informed that a young subject had escaped the containment area. Some idiot left the door open for too long. I'll have to assign patrol routes. We don't have to worry about it too much though - one missing subject isn't much of a threat. Thats the end of the entry, but there is another entry on the same page.
My patrols found the subject behind an armor stand in the main hall. Interestingly, the patrol claims that it had a speed potion in its mouth, probably stolen from a researcher's desk. Or at least, thats the excuse they made when the FAILED to capture it. Ugh, some people...
The page is signed the same way as the last.
End of page 3. There's more left of the book...
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x1 - Fire x2 (+1 grand) - Nature x1 - Metal x1 (+1 grand) - Energy x1 - Magic x2
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 2 uses left. - Aura Gem: powers up 1 entity and protects it from 1 attack, 1 use left. - Splash Healing Potion: restores 10 HP to an entity. 1 use. - Splash weakness potion: weakens an entity's next attack. 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg
Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|
A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X |
T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O |
T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . |
A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X |
C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O |
K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O |
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There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
>>Considering that with enough applications of a certain SCP to a filesystem I can store a copy of myself on any given unit, I will politely have to decline to allow my various army units to simply deactivate, though if it makes you happier I will depart if Omega-2 is destroyed by things that are not the Godmodder. Frankly, if something or someone other than Richard can take out an Omega-class on full shields without blowing up a universe... Plus, the Thaumium-class Battleships have manual controls, and why any reasonable AI would neglect an autopilot in case the machines are disconnected is beyond me. I just happen to have left copies of myself in charge. The reason Omega-2 is designated as the Core is because it is the most powerful entity of the army.
[quote]Lv. 10 Battle Techniques deal 20,000 damage though.
So...Why haven't they?
[quote]I love how you think punching a Turret that can withstand the might of the Hellkite Dragons without receiving a scratch will work.
It's not the DENT, it's the FALLING OVER. Center of gravity brings the greatest man low. Often because he tripped over something he was too high up to see properly.
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[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 0/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Assualt Drone: BT:Ultramarine Godmodder's Army
Blue's Fleet: T
HMAS Victor:
Fseftr: Pull again
Pokeball Things: Nature, Magic
Evil Snow Man: Build more snow fort
-HMAS Victor-
Sit tight. The moment my men finish sweeping through your ship, which is quite nice by the way, I do think the lapis is a little much, but it's clear you don't agree with that. I mean, you seem rather obsessed with the material actually... is there a reason behind that?
[Censored]
Please shut up.
Rudeness aside, you know, you really shouldn't be so rude. I have just arrested you after all. Anyways, as soon as we're done the sweep, we'll be leaving for a prison planet. I'm not sure which yet, but I'll pick one out. Would you like a minimum security or a maximum security? Hah, I'm just kidding, you don't get to make that choice, I do.
-"Snip"-
/correction
1(x2) to Talist
36/50 Misc...
36/50 Upgrade..
10/10x7 STOCKPILE (Pre Scratch)
armageddonsActuator [AA]: Logged In
10/11 The Tide's Fist
11/11 Beware the Earth
I dunno it I wanna continue that line of thought I had with my last post.....
Thinking....
Thinking....
Thinking....
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
9,000 damage to the Strongmann Machine!
> insert_generic_username: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 GENERIC STORM - DRILLGENERIGORG
10,000 damage to the Strongmann Machine!
The Strongmann Machine is unharmed by the Forces of Mordor, but 15,000 Orcs die because of the attack!
The Zillygeneric Blue Objects deal an additional 5,000 damage!
Minigun && Fluorite Octet = Fluorite Minidicegun (Level 8: 1/9)
DEUM LUCEM: A golden mace that flashes the colors of sacred pool balls. The spiked ball at its top shines a radiant cosmic green which is commonly drowned out by a piercing white light that flashes all throughout the weapon. Its spikes are as golden as the architecture of the yellow moon.
THE MARBLE RING: A grey ring that flickers with chaotic energy. It possesses limited mastery over chaos energies.
The Greyeye || Absolute Emptiness = Sickle of Void (Level 5: 1/6)
Anaclagon killed! All Orcs killed! All Uruk-Hai killed! All Trolls killed!
Spiderbite's Army added!
Okay.
Scepter || Raw Order Magic = Justice's Staff (Level 2: 1/3)
Marble Ring || Essence of the Chained God = Red Chainer (Level 5: 1/6)
...You're kidding me.
...
We had a deal, piono. Only Vriska was allowed to be in the Resistance. Not anyone else. And what do you do? You do this.
You never discussed this with me. Not once did you tell me you were going to use the rest of the Homestuck characters in your army. All we had in mind was Vriska. I'm being gracious letting Vriska even go through at all. It's already a big loophole just having HER use a Minecraft account. Letting every single other character in Homestuck do the same is just ridiculous. It's the biggest loophole to the Scratch I've seen so far.
Also, just because anything Homestuck can't come into GodCraft doesn't mean I didn't have plans for it. You can't just plan something like this yourself and then tell me afterwards "oh, they happened to be around so I decided to use them." I was actually GOING to tie up what happened in Universe 1, believe it or not. The four Homestuck kids have also already been summoned to the field back in Act 1, so the Curse of Repetitiveness™ should stop them from coming.
I'm sorry. This just isn't happening. Only Vriska is coming to the field. No one else.
8,500 damage to the Strongmann Machine!
> TheLordErelye: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 COLD FRONT - MAELSTROMBOUND
20,000 damage to the Origin Wither!
Alright, I'll say this: you are good at writing as Scratch.
5,000 damage to the Strongmann Machine!
It's okay.
Gotcha. MPV Anachronism added!
5,000 damage to a Terror Blaze!
Fear No Anvil > Coarse = Hammer, Garnet Head, Grandfather Clock, Divine Sheet, Quartz
ASSORTED MATERIALS: A hammer, a crystal of garnet, a grandfather clock, a sheet of steel that seems to be glowing red, and a piece of quartz. It all adds up to a legendary hammer. Somehow.
Well, the Ring Deader can be used as a machine gun in addition to a ring, but whatever. 9,000 damage to the Strongmann Machine!
Remember the event I was talking about that I said would be the time to finish up your sidequests and plotlines? This is that. Welcome to the Massive Battle of Armies. This is a huge war that will finish up the entity fight once and for all. In short, every player can summon an army composed of hundreds of troops. All of the players' armies will then fight to the death, as well as all pre-existing entities. Here's the basic army schematics:
Army Title: [Army Summoner] The Core: X/X. The Fleet: X/X. (xX.) The Heavies: X/X. (xX.) The Artillery: X/X. (xX.) The Calvary: X/X. (xX.) The Soldiers: X/X. (xX.) The Pawns: X/X. (xX.)
Of course, this is just a guideline. You can be creative with this idea. So, details:
Pawns and Soldiers are attacked first. These guys are basic cannon fodder. The Calvary are special units with more attack power, like assassins or snipers. The Artillery are tanks. Massive damage output, good defense, but there's not much of them. The Heavies and the Fleet are the defenders of the group, and up last is the Core, the guy holding the army together. Take him out and the army falls.
Keep in mind, as I said above, you can be more creative with this idea and come up with your own entity types, but you should be specific! Also, keep in mind that there should be only one army per player! IF you want a second army, you MUST clear it with me first.
Also keep in mind that in this battle, original one-shot attacks will be rewarded, and charged attacks will have significantly decreased damage output!
The Godmodder's army will start everything off and serve as a tutorial. From there on, it's up to you to continue this battle. Let's get this going! The endgame is officially at hand!
This was taken from the original post I made about the MBOA. As far as I know, you never cleared this second army with me. If you had, I probably would have let it go through, but it's too late for that now!
4,000 damage to the Strongmann Machine!
Oh, whoops.
CORONAL CLAWS: A set of claw gloves whose blades resemble that of Sunspot's. They flicker with a solar aura, and their blades radiate yellow energy.
BLUE GIANT: A massive blue scimitar that crackles with powerful quantum energy, focused into an unstoppable neutron star core. It harbors much more potent solar power than its previous incarnation.
Altar added as an upgrade to the Alchemiter!
What exactly is "Deicium"?
All Orcs and Uruk-Hai are already dead! You target the Balrogs instead and kill one!
Anacalagon is dead as well, so you abstain from using the Bow for now.
Adamantium Door || The Ring Deader = Warp Ring Gate (Level 6: 1/7)
8,000 damage to the Strongmann Machine!
All Orcs are dead already!
Nuclear Crystalbow > Fine = Nuclear Elementalbow (Level 7: 1/8)
You deal the last blow to the Strongmann Machine, raising its ball to the very top of the machine! Suddenly, a lift activates with you on it! You rise up to the very top of the Machine, and a loud DING plays as hellish energies congregate around the lock! Massive bolts of lightning appear around it as it smashes into tiny pieces! A massive green halo appears around the sky as Merasmus re-appears...
"Fools! The only thing you've been testing is the strength of your gullibility! Stand by for bumper-car madness!"
Merasmus raises his staff and purple energies channel into it! You all are lifted off the ground... Merasmus' scheme has worked! It was a ruse to trap you all in Bumper Car Hell for eternity! The Godmodder, however, is not amused.
GM: Oh, no you don't! I haven't even installed the bumper car plugin! Get the hell out of here!
The Godmodder salvages the remains of the zeppelin he threw at the players at the beginning of Act 3 and chucks it at Merasmus! He stares at it, slackjawed.
"Wait, wait, wait. What?"
The zeppelin explodes, sending Merasmus skywards! She screams like the little girl he is, and soon becomes a pinprick in the sky just like Team Rocket. The hellish energies rebound and form a boon that hovers over the Strongmann Machine! A hammer floats down towards your location... You have claimed the Necro Smasher! Upon use, it transports its targets to Bumper Car Hell, incapacitating and damaging them!
Origin Wither Ubercharged! No more attacks can harm it this turn!
8 Chair-Knights killed!
I already covered this through Steam chat. :|
I apologize for any misunderstanding. You can't NOT summon entities right now, and they'll attack each other. It's just that they're not going to be very powerful or relevant. There's always next game...
15 Undead Troops killed! All attacks against the Death Army crit this turn!
It's already gone!
10,000 damage to a Balrog!
7,500 damage to the Relic!
Master Chair Redux added!
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> insert_generic_username: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 .JPEG'S IRE - ONCEST
20 Undead Troops killed!
The Unbreakable Katana kills all remaining Undead Troops!
The Godmodder separates the two armies!
He then politely declines your offer for his Catenative Doomsday Dice Cascader.
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 COMPLEMENTARY - COLORMATIC
Terror Blaze killed!
The Mini-Bio Annihilator deals 10,000 damage to a Terror Guardian!
It wouldn't be fair to deny you of letting these guys enter, though.
Sauron added! Tricky added! Piono added!Although, now that I've axed your previous idea, I'm not sure how your plans for the strife will go... I'll give you a turn to rethink this.QUASAR'S NIGHTCRAWLER: An arcane staff forged from Nightvis. It commands power over the abyss and has stellar energies imbued inside of it. Miniature black holes can be created using it.
The Origin Wither is ubercharged!
Quasar's Nightcrawler && Ink Vial && Supermassive Black Hole && Concentrated Nox = The Grand Thinner (Level 15: 1/16)
Mean Green && Uranium && Midnight Crew Poster = Fill 'Em With Midnight (Level 10: 1/11)
5,000 damage to the Master Chair Redux!
Terror Blaze killed!
THE WHITE RING: A pure white ring inscribed with nearly invisible runes that command elemental power. It is composed of onyx tetrahedrite.
The MBOA is meant to be a free-for-all. Teaming up with players won't serve much of a purpose other than monopolizing the field, which isn't any fun.
Okay.
Balrog killed!
You use the Twitchy Staff on the Death Army, killing 6 Angered Spirits and Confusing the Army!
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 BLUE, BLUE - ULTRAMARINE
Terror Guardian killed!
No placeholders allowed, remember?
HMAS Two deals 10,000 damage to the Relic! The God Cat deals 1 damage to the Subspace Gunship!
The Army of Darkness attempts to split into three groups and separate, but looks at the onslaught occurring around the Battlefield and realizes that if they split up, they would be easily devoured by large armies! They stay put. The Control Core Tank, KOAXM Army, and Team Microsoft Cloud Army don't target anything. The Forces of Mordor kill all remaining Chair-Knights! Spiderbite's Army remains idle after firing at the Forces of Mordor... Blue's Fleet kills the remaining Terror Blaze, as well as two Terror Guardians!
MPV Anachronism deals 15,000 damage to HMAS One! The Master Chair Redux kills a Balrog! The Splinter Launchers deal 10,000 damage to another!
The Perfectly Generic Army, Crusade of Stal, Smash Army, Omega-2 Battalion, Obsidian Legion and Army of Platius don't target anything. Ire's Chair Legion kills 2 Trolldiers and 5 Balrogs! The Noob Army deals 30,000 damage to a Terror Wither! It blows up 10 Pawns in retaliation! The Heretic Grayholdium kills a Terror Guardian! The Army of Choice kills another! The Void Army attacks the God Cat! It manages to teleport away before recieving the full brunt of their attack, taking only 20,000 damage! The Terragen Civilization deal 10,000 damage to a Terror Guardian and kill 50 Farquad Starsquads! The Army of Terraria kill 30 Trolldiers! The Homelands kill a Terror Guardian and deal 80,000 damage to the Relic!
The Relic uses Tremor, dealing 6,000 damage to HMAS Two, and then uses Armageddon (unleashing all its Earth Charges), dealing 30,000 damage to HMAS Two! The Origin Wither finishes it off! The Death Army kill 25 Candy Corn Rainbow Drinkers! Paradox Inc. Army kills 40 Hoverchairs! The Godmodder's Army kills 16 Automated Fighters! The Godmodder kills 5 Balrogs and deals 30,000 damage to the Master Chair Redux!
The Itinerary:
> AGs: Defeat the Godmodder's Terror Army!
> AGs: Defeat the Army of Darkness before it can use its special!
> AGs: Defeat the Forces of Mordor! It has a lot of troops.
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!
> PGs: Defeat the Army of Darkness before it can use its special!
> PGs: Defeat the Forces of Mordor! It has a lot of troops.
> PGs: Defend the Godmodder's Terror Army!
The Battlefield:
THE OPERATOR: [???]
God Cat: [N] HP: 80,000/100,000. Cuteness Overload: III
Army of Darkness: [ManiacMasteR] The Core: Oblivion Cocoon. 750,000/750,000 HP. The Fleet: Shadow Demons. 200,000/200,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Shadow Tanks. 35,000/35,000 HP. (x20.) The Artillery: Shadow Snipers. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x40.) The Calvary: Shadow Enginers: 2,000/2,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Shadow Undeads. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x44.) Rise: IIIII
Control Core Tank: [engie_ninja] The Core: Control Core. 800,000/800,000 HP. The Fleet: Juggernaut Plating. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x8.) The Heavies: Neo Tanks. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Nova Launchers. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x20.) The Calvary: Planet Cracker Guns. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Danmaku Miniguns. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Armor Plating. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x70.)
KOAXM Army: [5l1n65h07] The Core: System Defender 6.6.6. 660,000/660,000 HP. The Fleet: Neo Recognizers. 360,000/360,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: Destroyer Cannons. 66,600/66,600 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Plasma Spheres. 16,600/16,600 HP. (x20.) The Calvary: Mecha-Spiders. 6,600/6,6000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Deadly Tops. 3,300/3,300 HP. (x100.)
Team Microsoft Cloud Army: [The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man] The Core: Ultra-Dai Microsoft Cloud. 650,000/650,000 HP. The Fleet: X-Gunzans. 130,000/130,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Idea-Bots. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x8.) The Artillery: Microsoft Ultra Halo Robotic Drill. 250,000/250,000 HP. The Calvary: Halo Armor Snipers. 10,000/10,000 HP. (x50.) The Soldiers: Meme Teamers. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: The Farquad Starsquad. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x20.)
Forces of Mordor: [pionoplayer] The Core: Sauron: ???/??? HP. The Monster: Ancalagon the Black: 1,000,000/1,000,000 HP. The Fleet: Dragons. 300,000/300,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Oliephants. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x150.) The Artillery: Balrogs. 20,000/30,000 HP. (x13.)
Spiderbite's Army: [pionoplayer] The Core: Spiderbite's Guard. ???/??? HP. The Monster: M.C. Freedom. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Multiversal Battleships. 150,000/150,000 HP. (x5.) The Heavies: Mecha Platoons. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x30.) The Artillery: Wizard Circles. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x50.) The Calvary: ???. The Soldiers: Soldier Platoons. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x500.) The Pawns: Minecraftians. 20/20 HP. (x500,000.)
Blue's Fleet: [fseftr] The Core: HMAS Victor. 750,000/10,000,000 Shields. The Fleet: HMAS Amplifier & Magnifier. 250,000/250,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: Super Suits. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Satellite Weapons. 40,000/40,000 HP. (x5.) The Calvary: Elite Drones. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x75.) The Soldiers: Automated Fighters. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x34.)
MPV Anachronism: [AG] HP: 170,000/170,000. Bombardment Silos: 15,000/15,000 HP. Droppod Bays: 15,000/15,000 HP. Generic Minibots: (x0.) Shielding: 40,000/40,000 HP.
Master Chair Redux: [AG] HP: 135,000/170,000. Splinter Launchers: 5,000/5,000 HP. (x4.) Chair-Orb: 30,000/30,000 HP. Power: IIIIIIIIII
Perfectly Generic Army: [insert_generic_username] The Core: Blue Generic Trickster Catenative Condescension. 612,000/612,000 HP. The Fleet: Fearsome Cherubs. 130,000/130,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Gambling Bards. 40,000/40,000 HP. (x13.) The Artillery: Drollgenerigorgs. 10,000/10,000 HP. (x25.) The Calvary: Trickster Gamblignants. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x120.) The Soldiers: Candy Corn Rainbow Drinkers. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x64.) Alchemy Alteration Field: 100,000/100,000 HP.
Ire's Chair Legion: [Irecreeper] The Core: Augmented Ire. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Charriers. 150,000/150,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Helix Archangels. 40,000/40,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Master Chair-Barrage. 10,000/10,000 HP. (x10.) The Calvary: Twitchy Infantry. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Hoverchairs. 4,000/4,000 HP. (x55.) Chairstorm Finale: III
Crusade of Stál: [RagnoRock987654321] The Core: Knotr of Konun. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Stál's Paladins. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x5.) The Heavies: Herk of Stál 10,000/10,000 (x40.) The Carrier: Stálpunk's Brun 200,000/200,000. The Calvary: Riddari. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Stálcarl. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.)
Noob Army: [TT2000] The Core: TT2012. 450,000/450,000 HP. The Fleet: Blocking Archers. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x5.) The Heavies: Diamond Heavies. 25,000/25,000 (x20.) The Artillery: Noob Cannoneers: 7,000/7,000. (x100.) The Calvary: Horseriding Noobs. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Lumberjack Noobs. 3,000/3,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Unarmed Noobs. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x52.)
Heretic Grayholdium: [TheLordErelye] The Core: Na'fuldtpyepth'a. 500,000/500,000. The Fleet: Winged Terrors. 60,000/60,000 HP. (x10.) The Heavies: Tainted Waylords: 55,000/55,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Mad Thaumaturges: 20,000/20,000 HP. (x25.) The Calvary: Tentacular Inkstreams: 10,000/10,000 (x70.) The Soldiers: Archnecromancers. 20,000/20,000 HP. (15.) The Pawns: Animated Death Tomes: 1,000/1,000 (x90.)
Army of Choice: [The_Nonexistent_Tazz] The Core: Crazy Hand. 550,000/550,000. The Fleet: The Aces. 250,000/250,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Grand Ranch Cannons: 40,000/40,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Dynamite Dynamos: 20,000/20,000 HP. (x15.) The Calvary: Ranch Dressing Elemental Engineers: 6,000/6,000 (x100.) The Soldiers: Lesser Ranch Dressing Elementals. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Mad Bombers: 1,000/1,000 (x120.) Triple Truffle Shuffle Scuffle: Locked.
Smash Army: [Goomba98] The Core: Master Core: 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Kihunters: 60,000/60,000. (x9.) The Heavies: Boom Stompers: 30,000/30,000. (x20.) The Artillery: Roturrets: 5,000/5,000. (x50.) The Cavalry: Devil Cars: 7,000/7,000. (x100.) The Soldiers: Darknuts: 5,000/5,000. (x100.) The Pawns: Waddle Dees: 1,000/1,000. (x70.)
Void Army: [Nimbleguy] The Core: The Master. 600,000/600,000 HP. Fleet: The Cancer 450,000/450,000. The Heavies: The Princes. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x4.) The Artillery: The Apprentices. 30,000 HP. (x10.) The Cavalry: The Destroyers. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Void Masters. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Void Clouds: 1,000/1,000 HP. (x70.)
Omega-2 Battalion: [Netpatham] The Core: HEX-02 Omega Class Battleship. HP: 600,000/600,000. The Fleet: Interfaced Thaumium-Class Battleships. 350,000/350,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: Thaumechanical Constructs. 20,000/20,000 HP. (x30.) The Artillery: Castcannons. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Calvary: HEX-Bot Models. 8,000/8,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Thaumic Battlebots. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Thaumic Drones. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x70.)
Terragen Civilization: [OverlordXcano] The Core: AI God. 750,000/750,000 HP. The Fleet: S3 Archailect. 300,000/300,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Ultra-Tech Cyborg. 45,000/45,000. (x10.) The Artillery: Auto-War Seeds. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Calvary: Nanotech Beings. 7,000/7,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Automated War Vests. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Baseline Humans. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x41.)
Army of Terraria: [jondanger23] The Core: Terrarian Core. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Enraged Planteras. 55,000/55,000 HP. (x10.) The Heavies: Normal Planteras. 30,000/30,000. (x15.) The Artillery: Space Dolphins. 10,000/10,000. (x10.) The Calvary: Skeletron Snipers. 7,000/7,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Skeletron Primes. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Gunsmiths. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x70.)
The Homelands: [Talist] The Cores: Pherix: 30,000/30,000 HP. (Temperature: 10,000oC.) MK-Watson-A: 500,000/500,000 HP. (Servos: NEI), LeiShi: 500,000/500,000 HP. (Chi: 65.) The Fleet: Relic Shards. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Hatchlings of Justicar 80,000/80,000 HP. (x4.) The Artillery: Enchanted Pages. 2,000/2,000 HP. (x50.) The Calvary: AXIS Powersuits. 8,000/8,000 HP. (x70.) The Soldiers: Elemental Finches. 3,000/3,000 HP. (x150.) The Pawns: Nanobots 1/1 HP. (x99,970.)
Obsidian Legion: [NinjaV2403] The Core: Obsidian Colossus. 600,000/600,000 HP. The Fleet: Obsidian Psiitanks. 300,000/300,000. (x2.) The Heavies: Psiilem Healers. 45,000/45,000. (x10.) The Artillery: Obsidian Psiilems. 20,000/20,000. (x15.) The Calvary: Enderman Assassins. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Enderman Warriors. 3,000/3,000 HP. (x125.) The Pawns: Soul Projections. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x120.)
Army of Platius: [zerithos] The Core: The THOR. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Bombers. 150,000/150,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Mortars. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x5.) The Artillery: White Nexi. 10,000/10,000 HP. (x5.) The Calvary: Towers. 7,000/7,000 HP. (x20.) The Soldiers: Drone Armada. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Emitters. 100/100 HP. (x50.)
Relic: [PG] HP: 14,500/200,000. Charges: Earth ----|---- Air ~ Fire ----|---- Water
Subspace Gunship: [PG] HP: 93/100. Sayonara, Sucker: I
SCP-044: [PG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Current Alchemies: None. Alchemy Blast: III Decommision Votes: II
Origin Wither: [PG] HP: 307,500/450,000.
Death: [The_Serpent] The Core: Thanatos: 630,000/630,000 HP. The Fleet: Furies: 300,000/300,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Reapers: 30,000/30,000 HP. (x25.) The Artillery: Living Shadow: 50,000/50,000 HP. (x12.) The Calvary: Soul Hunters: 7,000/7,000. (x100.) The Soldiers: Angered Spirits: 5,000/5,000 (x86.)
Paradox Inc. Army: [K4yne] The Core: Burnt K4yne. 414,000/414,000 HP. The Fleet: Upside-Down Specters. 150,000/150,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Foxy Animatronics. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x20.) The Artillery: Badass Crimson Lance Engineers: 60,000/60,000 HP. (x5.) The Calvary: Ghast Riders. 5,000/5,000. (x138.) The Soldiers: Trolldiers. 5,000/5,000 (x19.)
Godmodder's Army: [Godmodder] The Core: Terror Enderdragon. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Terror Withers. 200,000/200,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Terror Guardians. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x11.)
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 16/125. Killstreak: 47.
Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [PL]
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III DISABLED (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII DISABLED (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (The_Serpent)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III DISABLED (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Sacred Items:
0 Hog Slop
0 Elf Tears
0 Pie Filling
0 Weasel Snot
(Now back to your regularly scheduled Massive Army Battle post.)
The Army, last turn, auto-attacked the closest targets to the ones it attacked the turn before that turn, by type similarity and proximity, and only PG forces.
Anywho, now that's cleared up.
>>Omega-2: Greater Teleport to the point at which the most PGs would be damaged by an AoE attack, then Legendary^3 Arcane Explosion. Greater Teleport out.
>>Thaumium-1: Switch casting modes to Ars Magicka, then Projectile+Dig a whole lot of blocks out from under the most ground-bound PG army. This is about...Oh, several thousand projectiles, because each cast point (100x cast points per ship) is a separate caster... Switch back to normal casting.
>>Thaumium-2: Legendary^2 Gravity Well the falling army.
>>Thaumechanical Constructs: Legendary Chain Lightning a hostile force that is easily shocked. Hahaha.
>>Castcannons: Legendary Frostbolt Volley the Terror Army, especially the Blazes.
>>HEXbot 1.0 models: Utilize Point N'Flings to pull the army that just was dropped a long distance up to maximum y-value, then drop them.
>>Thaumic Battlebots: Greater Chaos Blast the Terror Army.
>>Drones: Lesser Arcane Missiles targets in the Terror Army.
>>The AI God receives a message...
>>"Hello. How are you? How about an alliance and/or a radical merger?"
==Minecraft Avatar==
Launch a Cruz Missile at the Strongmann machine. Mr. Cruz appears and hits the machine out of the park.
Use Chaos Strike Lvl 10 Absolution on the Strongmann machine.
Then drop it in the giant hole the army has made/will make.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
He scream
Also SOMEONE GO DROP THE ONE RING IN MOUNT DOOM!
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[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
1(x2) to Talist
38/50 Misc...
38/50 Upgrade..
10/10x7 STOCKPILE (Pre Scratch)
armageddonsActuator [AA]: Logged In
11/11 The Tide's Fist
11/11 Beware the Earth
Beware the Earth AND The Tide's Fist AND Zeus' Ire = The Pantheon
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
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There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
The question about things not generating naturally, the answer is pistons.
Also: 3. Yes, in a convoluted way. Backdate your client. It will make the Spruce logs become Oak logs, which will craft into Oak wood planks, which you can then reupdate with to get Oak Wood Planks.
/wilsonquestnull
Also, not to steal Erelye's thunder but I think he may be quoting from the interlude where Mr. Noir visited Doc Scratch. ((Sorry! Please don't hurt me!))
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
At all.
The reason I asked for Vriska was because involving Vriska in the first place would be a big thing that would screw up all sorts of stuff. Having the others involved through Minecraft accounts means one thing and one thing only. That they're still alive at some point in the timeline.
Time doesn't mean anything now does it? It could literally be at scattered times before the Scratch even!
Its a cameo, and filler, and this is just you flipping out for no good reason, similar to the fit you threw when I had a freaking piece of pottery fly in the from the tvtropes session with no greater consequence than that (an attack which you never counted by the way, even after we settled the matter).
This is not me deciding 'Oh they're just lying around, I'll just use them'. Seriously, I don't think like that. Remember, I asked you if I was allowed to use the CROCKERCORP FLEET!!!! When you'd basically spelled out its death warrant. I wouldn't have tried to pull this had it not been for the fact that it interferes with continuity in no way shape or form unless you decided that you were going to spontaneously say: 'Oops. Everyone in U1 died while you weren't looking. Too bad Homestuck fans, the trolls aren't allowed to be important.'
Really twin. I think these things out.
It was not in fact a case of me commandeering the plot for my own purposes, but fixing plot holes.
Case in point: If Vriska is playing Minecraft, and after the whole dimentio event, and everyone else knowing that Vriska has her hands in what's going on in Godcraft, they're going to come to her and ask what the heck is going on.
Vriska, having already had the conversation with Eric, has given up any alleigance to piono, and tells everyone else what's going on, at which point its agreed that the others will take advantage of the existing loophole (what the Homestuck shenanigans are all about in the first place, abusing the rules of SBURB) to try and get some handhold on what is to become of them.
Would ANY of them sit back idly while access to the events determining their fate was at their fingertips, literally waiting only for Sollux to hack them up some minecraft accounts? No! It wouldn't make sense and would be a huge out-of-character moment. It was already implied in Vriska and Eric's conversation that the trolls had had to flee their incipisphere because of the invading Warhammer 40K monsters.
Additionally, as you said, its minecraft avatars. This isn't a resummon of the four beta kids. I intentionally avoided that. The minecraftians here would in fact be weaker than every last one of the characters controlling them, due to the fact that said avatars do not have access to the echeladder or anything similar. To give an example, ectoBiologist's only attack is the warhammer of zillyhoo. Heir Conditioning is the only way for john's avatar to use breath powers. Period.
Similarly, Vriska's avatar would not be able to utilize Vriska's thief of light abilities without use of that final ability, and so on and so forth.
In short, I am in fact violating nothing, except for the fact that I didn't contact you, which I apologize for, but I didn't notice the loophole until literally the day of, and by that point it was too late to postpone the strife until you replied. Sort of a deadline to keep Ancalagon from being to unfair.
Please twin, let it go through. Its not violating anything, nor is it establishing anything new (except that Aradia god-tiered, which would kind have been expected, Equius and Nepeta never got murdered by Gamzee, which should have been obvious since Gamzee left to retrieve the chaos heart, and that the three guardians weren't dead, which would have been the case anyways since Jack left the session before he got the chance to kill them.) and it is only violating a few loopholes in a similar way that half of the stuff in DTG does, and in the name of making the fact that Vriska isn't getting curbstomped making sense.
On an unrelated note: aegis is correct, he was merely posting, then going back and editing immediately so that he was niether ninja'd nor cheap-shotted by the editor, me and several others do the same thing.
4/6 for the Oblivion Sickle (just so you know, oblivion is also a separate element (confusing huh?) not to mention scythes and sickles are too completely different things. Normally that would just be pedantics but it sort of messes up my alchemy chain because I already spent an hour trying to figure out items for all the different alchemies to be.)
I finish Justice's Staff
3/6 for the red chainer
Vriska's army moves into to wipe out the forces of mordor.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
>>Ahem. You do realize you didn't show your identification yet, sir? Just a friendly reminder. Don't worry about me, I'll be out of here in a second, just wanted to pop in and all that...*meanwhile HEX has been downloading all the schematics* ">> is no longer connected to the network."
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If the Strongmann machine died last turn, all my attacks this turn are aimed at the Terror Army, by the way.
I murderize the Terror Army with all my guns, in full-auto modes, in a hastily-fabricated turret of sorts. It fires all the modes of all the guns I have at things I point it at. I used Omega-2's fabrication center for this, so it won't just fall apart randomly.
I then use Elemental lvl. 10 Devastator on a convenient target in the Terror Army.
I slice some Terror into salami with the Enderdragon Scythe.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Actually, I am not. I am merely paraphrasing, but I am doing a great deal of research.
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[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
It fooled me. Good job.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!