I order the blocking archers to move against the terror ghasts! They pillar up with cobblestone, and begin bridging out, occasionally stopping to fire arrows at the ghasts! Then, I have the unarmed noobs move in to attack! They're just there for distraction, so I order them to do nothing but run around and avoid fire! Then I have the noob cannoneers get on top of a mountain and blow them all to terror heaven! The whole time, I support them with Arcum Dei shots.
i: 50/50 <-- Not enough time and internet is on the fritz
ii: 25/50 +1 self
iii: 18/50 +1 self
iv: 8/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
(Trades received have not been accounted for due to time constraints, this is a mental note so that I remember to go back and count them)
(Army will be made when I have time :/)
NimbleQuest! >Leonstar0: Use Star Sign: Zodiac - Libra on SF, then throw a shaken can of tab at SF so that when it bursts the majority of the contents enters the mouth of SF. Tab is the answer to everything.
Leonstar1: I heal an ally if I can, otherwise I shoot the death army with extra spicy doritos.
SPELLADEX
Spell Cards
Zodiac:
Star Sign: Zodiac - Libra = 0/3
Star Sign: Zodiac - Scorpio = 3/3
9/11 for Deum Lucem
2/? for void sickle
1/? for ring OR raw chaos magic
Vriska arrives next round.
piono grabs Attachyon, loads in the Faceless Eight, and fires it into generic's army.
Tricky cartwheels his way through the sky over the godmodder's army, taking down large numbers of ghasts.
Suddenly, the terror blazes look behind them to see...LUMBERJACK NOOB+DIAMOND NOOB SNEAK ATTACK! They slice straight through the blazes, with support from the blocking archers! The horseback noobs ride in to help wrap things up! After dealing a bit of damage, they grab all the noobs, put them on the back of their horses, and ride away quickly from the still-reeling blaze forces!
Looks like the now-organized noob army is doing much better for itself...
Overworld: The strongmann machine, being what it is, should naturally be smacked with a hammer. That's how they work, right? Although they probably didn't mean a hammer quite as large as this one. *Kilometre-long hammer smashes the Strongmann Machine*
Void: Ooh, big things. I'm still going to wipe the floor with them. Make wish. Did you wish for me to KILL YOU? Wish GRANTED! *LAZOR*
Wilson Dreamscape: How's the computer test work?
4th wall: "Well, either I haven't had many opportunities to do that, or I've been showing more restraint than usual. Somehow, with all the interactions going on in this massive war, I seriously doubt that it's the former."
Blue's Tour: "I'm here for the tour." I chuckle for a bit, then drop my disguise and place the... er... I've forgotten what it's called... I place the whatever on a nearby table. "More seriously though, I'm partially here to try to get to know her better. You seem protective of her. Are you related to her? I've seen that kind of 'big brother' attitude before."
10/11 for Deum Lucem
3/? for void sickle
2/? for chaos ring
piono whips out Nulla Stella and Denito Surrexit, and cracks the whip around in complex pattern, creating a series of wormholes, he stops time with Denito Surrexit, draws Ircucvci, and using the series of portals unleashes a devastating series of sword-swipes on generic's army during the time-stop.
Wallpost:
Eric rounds on engie. If this is you being restrained more than usual, what makes you think I would want you in the IUPC? The IUPC is peace-keeping organization, not a force of evil and destruction. You should be glad I even allowed you to meet with us you monster.
HMAS Victor
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 3/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Assualt Drone: BT:Ultramarine the Relic
Fseftr: Pull it, I guess.
Pokeball Things: Nature, Magic
Evil Snow Man: Snow Fort
-HMAS Victor-
Am I related to her? You could say that... You should probably ask her about that...
If it were up to me... I would kick you off this ship... But... Blue wouldn't be very happy if I did that...
Wait... it is up to me... and she'd get over it... Hmm...
I use Draw lvl10 Slick Spades on the Strongmann machine.
I grab all the melee weapons and whack the machine as well.
I then shoot it repeatedly.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Overworld: And then I smack the Strongmann Machine with the More Gun, since that's technically part hammer.
4th wall: "Hilarious. Absolutely hilarious. What makes you think the IUPC has been such a knight in shining armor? I've seen too many extreme methods used against beings like me to believe that anymore. It's like shooting people for eating bread, for the benefit of the yeast."
Blue's tour: "You could certainly try. In fact, I'm surprised that you let me into this room. But you seem to not know all the facts. Did Blue remember to inform you exactly what I happen to be? With the way you're acting, I'm not sure whether that's a normal reaction, or you really have no idea what I am. Here's a hint: imagine whatever is currently threatening this place, only scaled up significantly."
Sigh... Piono... I really don't want to fight you. Nevermind the fact that I'm probably doing the exact same thing, but you try WAY too hard to have power. I'm just a humble person trying to have the semblace of fun and the illusion that maybe nobody's out to get me. Whatever. I use Oncest and the White Whaler on the Strongmann Machine.
I run up to Piono and bash his stupid face in with the Crowbar, then attempt to 8r8k his alchemies with it so that he can STOP BEING SO FREAKING OP.
I once again attempt to deal 1 damage to every entity in Piono's army, and erect a barrier of Perfectly Generic Alchemiters and AlchMeeMiters around me before the Godmodder can hit me with either of his alchemized Banhammers.
Fluorite Octet && Libra Pin = Turquoise Octet (Level 8: 9/9)
Fluorite Octet && Taurus Pin = Copper Octet (Level 8: 9/9)
Fluorite Octet && Virgo Pin = Emerald Octet (Level 8: 9/9)
\/ It worked on the narrative console broadcast thing. And even without its powers it still has the ability to break things normally, like a normal crowbar.
-Blue's Tour-
Blue said you were a dangerous AI drone or something... Are you not one?
What's threatening this place? Now that I think about it.... I know very little about why we're here...
I usually deal with the actual business... and leave Blue to lead the less... legitimate aspects...
And don't think I didn't notice that... I don't appreciate you threatening me...
>>The Omega-2 casts Isaac's Legendary^3 Missile Storm at the dwarf invasion of Amperzand's base...What, did you think it could not cast spells?
"Maybe."
I use Teleslash Lvl 10 Whirlwind Uproar on the Strongmann machine.
I climb it and either attempt to pick, or bash in, the lock.
I then jump off on to the plate, with weapons aiming to kill. The machine that is.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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POST 1; 11/50 Space Kracken... 11/50 Jebbediah Kerman... 11/50 The Elderich Obelisk... DASHED SCRATCHED UNSCREWED FIXIT DOIT
8/? The Thing MY INVENTORY
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
(Gerbil Clone): 1. 1.0115923. 2. D. 3. Without mods or downgrading, no; because spruce wood logs create planks, and vanilla provides no way for converting to and fro. 4. 1 HP, or half a heart. 5. E. I read the next page.
Gerbil Ghost Image ==> Execute: Brass Tacks - Jazz Hands. Target: Strongmann.
Void Army ==> Lockin. Target: Godmodder's Army. Abilities
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=SIDEQUEST=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
-snip-
NimbleQuest: Look at the ruined machinery
-snip-
The ruined machinery is in the future!
[quote=Leonstar0;/members/Leonstar0;/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-the-massive?comment=16381]-snip-
NimbleQuest! >Leonstar0: Use Star Sign: Zodiac - Libra on SF, then throw a shaken can of tab at SF so that when it bursts the majority of the contents enters the mouth of SF. Tab is the answer to everything.
-snip- "Ah! Wha-owowow...o-*COUGH**COUGH*BLARG! Ugh..."
[quote=engie_ninja;/members/engie_ninja;/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-the-massive?comment=16384]-snip-
Void: Ooh, big things. I'm still going to wipe the floor with them. Make wish. Did you wish for me to KILL YOU? Wish GRANTED! *LAZOR*
-snip- 50 Void Masters killed! 10 The Destroyers killed! The Destroyers start to hum a melody...
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10/10 Stasis
12/15 Hilt reforged
12/15 Blade reforged
Claw Gloves || Sunspot = Coronal Claws 10/10
Sunspot > Very Fine = Blue Giant 11/11
Assists: +2 Erelye
THE PaTH HaS BEEN SET. REaLIZE YOUR PURPOSE OSIH. DESTROY THE TaLL ONES. I WILL NOW ENTER WITH PLATIUS.
The Cat finally comes out of stasis, as it has charged a total of 30 posts, these are its stats:
God Cat [N]
100,000 HP
Attacks:
Basic (auto attack): Epic blasts ~5,000 damage, does extra damage against meme related entities.
D'awwwwww: 3 update charge, incapacitates whatever it hits for one turn and forces that update to block attacks against God Cat for that Turn as well
Kitten Omnipotence: activates on reaching zero health, turns the most darkly themed entity on the battlefield into a giant flying kitten with lazer eyes for two turns, somewhat reduces max health and prevents specials from activating for duration, lasts two updates
Specials: Extra dimensional: vanishes from reality to avoid one attack. Infinite cute: Upon reaching zero health, does not die, jsut stops fighting as an entity and becomes invincible (don't worry, it will leave after its purpose is fulfilled)
A ball of yarn pops out of nowhere above a random entity and fall on them. God Cat mauls them viciously.
The cloaked man, still angry, desecrates the remains of AXIS with his new Coronal Claws, whether or not AXIS is destroyed, and then sets his sights on The Relic. He draws Blue Giant and raises it high. His teleport clones appear everywhere and charge at all angles at The Relic. Not a single one distinguishable from him in anyway. They all jump on The Relic and vanish immediately. The cloaked man is nowhere to be seen! Out of the sky plummets a dark shape. As it nears, the cloaked man can be spinning at a speed that puts Sonic the Hedgehog's spin dash to shame, and then causes it to become a social outcast. Blue Giant spins with him, turning him into a sawblade capable of killing ghosts. He crushes through The Relic, leaving a gaping hole in it. A family of angry raccoons promptly move in and harm it even more.
At the same time, the sky shatters. The sky shatters into a thousand different brilliantly different pieces. The pieces then repair themselves before chicken little gets a chance to freak out. The sky warps and twists, and eventually rips itself apart. Out of the gaping whole in reality warps the Anti-creeper armada.
Army of Platius: [zerithos (should technically be neutral, but who cares)] The Core: The THOR 500,000/500,000. The Fleet: Bombers 150,000/150,000. (x3.) The Heavies: Mortars 100,000/100,000. (x5.) The Artillery: White Nexi 10,000/10,000. (x5.) The Calvary: Towers 7,000/7,000. (x20.) The Soldiers: Drone Armada 5,000/5,000. (x100.) The Pawns: Emmiters 100/100. (x50.)
The THOR, bombers, Mortars, Drone armada, Towers, and Emmiters can attack from anywhere, being able to either teleport, move quickly throught the air, or teleport their attacks, even while stationary.
The THOR is a huge starship capable of devastating air-to-ground strikes, it fires missiles, lazers, and bombs.
The Bombers drop anti-creeper loads (which is essentially living magma, and can eat through whatever it touches and flow across the landscape, meaning that their attacks AOE and are not a normal status effect, because it has to be destroyed for it to stop attacking)
The Mortars shoot extremely powerful bombs with a large radius.
The White Nexi may seem under-powered, part are actually extra-dimensional, meaning you can't damage them normally, as they exist outside of space. They also can adapt to steal enemy capabilities, and release anti-creeper in large amounts around them, but can not move.
The Towers send out Phantoms at regular intervals, and these phantoms are so close to being invulnerable that they would get to you before you can destroy them, and at that point they'll just burst anti-creeper on you. Destroying the towers themselves drops anti-creeper around them.
The drones just blow up stuff with lazers.
The emitters have the same incredible resistance as the Nexus, making them more difficult to take down than would be expected, and nigh invulnerable to conventional attacks. They send out waves of anti-creeper as well.
(Feel free to edit this Twin)
In the cockpit of The THOR, a garbled message comes in:
PlaTIUS MY FRIEND, I aPOLOGIZE FROM PULLING YOU aWaY FROM YOUR MISSION. REST aSSURED YOU aRE SUPPORTING a NOBLE MaN aND a NOBLE CaUSE.
Of course Cogito, you are a good friend and this is a good chance to try out the experimental White Division of the NNHA.
THaNK YOU, aND GOOD LUCK.
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=TURN ONE=
=CHARGE=
-48 / 50- MasterChairREDUX
-26 / 30- The Wall (Changed to 30, now an individual summon)
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I switch the ARMISTYX to CATAPULT SCYTHE MODE and fling myself towards the Trolldiers.
Still holding onto the ARMISTYX, I switch it to GIANT SNOWPLOW SCYTHE mode and plow the Trolldiers down.
I continue the bombardment on the Godmodder's army, only letting the wounded retreat to be healed. More wormholes are opened under the Battlefield, sucking in more enemies.
Nanobody: 13/15
Terragen City: 3/10
I take it "I" = your army.
HMAS One gets sucked into a wormhole! 6,000 damage!
Okay, just give the core Anachronism like 500,000 health, the shields like twenty thousand with high regen, and everything else is just non attackeable stuff. Let me see... The Drop Pod Bays should probably spawn like 500 one health, one attack minionbots every turn, the bombardment silos are basically just a way of buffing the attack some, so take whatever makes sense and add five-ten thousand to it, and the AI core, again, is basically a "Taking you down with me" charge with a side of making the vessel behave in a way other than perfectly logical. Forcing the minionbots to all charge the biggest enemy to no effect, for instance.
I draw the Handrailmagnum, turn around, take ten steps, turn back around, and double-tap into the AXIS!
I don't feel like doing much else, so I'll just make an alchemy;
Infinite Pump-Action Shotgunception {I imagine this as having a theoretically infinite number of barrels, rather than firing a shotgun that fires a shotgun that fires a shotgun that fires a...} AND Depleted Phlebotanium Rounds AND Ruin Seed 1/?
Okay, I'm confused. (This is what happens when you don't add stats to your entities! :P) Can you list ALL the individual parts of the Anachronism and the amount of time it took for you to charge them? That would help.
You raise the Swiss Turnswords and severely aggress the Death Army, slicing them through multiple time periods! You fillet every one of your targets with your fishes' sharp points, and eventually multiple timeclones of you appear to finish the job! 10 Undead Troops killed!
Swiss Turnsword && Devil's Interval = Circle of Fifths (Level 8: 1/9)
._. It came out in English and in perfect sentences... How would that NOT be what it's supposed to say?
i: 50/50 <-- Not enough time and internet is on the fritz
ii: 24/50 +1 self
iii: 17/50 +1 self
iv: 7/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
(Trades received have not been accounted for due to time constraints, this is a mental note so that I remember to go back and count them)
(Army will be made when I have time :/)
NimbleQuest! >Leonstar0: Stare at the neuron generator, realize that it is most likely a generator that produces electricity from neutrons rather then a machine that generates brain cells... : P. Then, throw a can of TAB at SF (Shadowy Figure)
Leonstar1: I try out Celestia Lv.2 on the death army, I argument it with New Dawn. (1.1x modifier to Light Magic)
If I can't, then I just use New Dawn to blast at the death army with holy light.
SPELLADEX
Spell Cards
Zodiac:
Star Sign: Zodiac - Libra = 3/3
Star Sign: Zodiac - Scorpio = 3/3
You focus stellar power into a white-hot ball of energy and augment it with New Dawn! Suddenly, two blazing beams of light eject themselves from the sphere's poles and fly into the Death Army! The sphere spins rapidly, creating a giant arc of destruction! 10 Undead Troops fall under the assault.
POST 1; 10/50 Space Kracken... 10/50 Jebbediah Kerman... 10/50 The Elderich Obelisk... DASHED SCRATCHED UNSCREWED FIXIT
7/? The Thing MY INVENTORY
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
(Gerbil Clone): \Idle.
Gerbil Ghost Image ==> Execute: Brass Tacks - Vexing Ragtime. Target: Strongmann.
Void Army ==> Lockin. Target: Uberghast Roland. Abilities
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=SIDEQUEST=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
...Typos. It is supposed to be a Neutron Absorber. You throw some Tab at the Shadowy Figure... He looks back and forth... But you then suddenly appear, as it seems you want to confront the Shadowy Figure. "You! Looks like you will get in my way, no? Well then, I shall have to dispatch of you." He puts down the device. The Painter tells you he should be safe when he is invisible, but just don't make the reactor blow up.
You summon the netherworldly duplicates of your three previous jazz legends straight from the grave: Butterfaux Bigtoe, Silent Bryan, and Quicksilver Skins. They're all quick as a whip, and full of fire and hatred. They preform the fastest jazz piece you've ever heard in your life; so fast, that the entire area around them catches fire! Hellish energies channel around the Strongmann Machine; 5,000 damage!
Perhaps you can explain this to me, TwinBuilder. I frankly am a bit caught up.
Action 1/3
Halloween Surprise: 50/50 (Completed, I shall deploy it when normal entities come back into power.
Stellar Energy Harness: 25/50
Project Starfall is now 1/6 complete.
I use my Cinema 4D skills in order to muster a mighty fist with exactly 666 polygons.
I then smash the Godmodder's head in with it.
NOOOO! STHENO, WHYYYYYY?!
No worries, Oryx. My entities fall all the time...
Sword Damage: 0/250K
Constructs: 1/3
I explained the entire concept of armies a few turns ago. Go back and check.
Normal entities will never come back into power. Sorry!
The Godmodder uppercuts your fist with a foot that contains exactly 6,666 polygons! The two become an unrecognizable mass of polygons that form a blob on the ground.
STATUS: RARUM EXITIO CONSUMPTIS
TARGET: N/A
Meme Dream Team XD 20/50
Meme Dream Team 20/40
Meme Dream Team :3 20/50
Test Tubes && Periodic Table && Pistol = Element's Ender 3/4
NEW X-Isotoper && Hydrogen Atoms (Put through enlarger) = ??? 1/??
.............................................................................................. THE END TIMES HAVE BEGUN
.............................................................................................. >ATTACK "Terragen Civilization" >USE SPECIAL ATTACK >WEAPON: HIS HAND >SPECIAL: SUPERNOVA DOOM (10/10)
>ATTACK STATUS: A SINGLE BULLET FLIES TOWARDS THE ARMY, AND THEY DODGE IT. THE BULLET, WHICH HAS LOST MOMENTUM, LANDS IN THE MIDDLE. IT SUDDENLY GLOWS, AND EXPLODES, FORMING A MASSIVE SUPERNOVA IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ARMY.
Army Status:
TEAM MICROSOFT GURREN CLOUD ARMY DRILL [HIM] Ultra Dai-Microsoft Cloud 650000/650000 X-GUNZAN 133700/133700 x4 (Can only be harmed by attacks using any spinning or spirals.) IDEA-BOTS 50,000/50,000 x8 MICROSOFT ULTRA HALO ROBOTIC DRILLS (MUHRDs) 100,000 x1 HALO ARMOR SNIPERS 10,000/10,000 x5 (They do extra attack damage, +10000 (or 1000, Twin, nerf as needed) per alive Snipers, due to a FRIENDSHIP BONUS!) Meme Teamers 10,000/10,000 x15 The Farquad Starsquad 5,000/5,000 x15 (They do a STAR BONUS ATTACK, 500 extra damage per alive Starsquad member.)
INVENTORY
Potions;
Potion of (holy) Wrath x1
Potion of veggies x1
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII [STATUS: READY TO GO]
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3 Singularity Wormhole 9/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 12/12 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 0/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 4/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3 QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 5/15
In case you were planning on using your Finale Operandi, don't even bother. You should have used it back at the beginning of Act 3 for it to have even been useful. It's lost its power by now.
Going up the tier of minecraft stuff I give some noobs some stone. Some stuff here and there, and oh my. Oh wow. They've mutated, into-you guessed it-stone golems. Now throw rocks and punch the origin wither a lot.
The AI God decides to do a little experiment. An incredibly powerful wormhole is opened, causing considerable space-time dilation. The wormhole is then imploded, generating a massive black hole.
Nanobody: 14/15
Terragen City: 4/10
The Godmodder quickly patches the black hole out of existence by accelerating its Hawking radiation, diminishing it to a tiny pinprick!
Both sides in the conflict have taken the time to get their crap in order, and nobody's in good shape.
The Anachron has suffered too much thruster damage to turn properly, and still has the weakened side facing towards the Fleet.
On the other hand, that fleet has little more than a third of what it started with, and none of it is heavy bombardment ships, which are slightly essential for such an assault as this.
"Right, H3, is there anything you can do?"
"Oth3r than just shoot them? There is an artificial sen7ience in there somewhere, and I may have a ch4nce at outhacking it. However, such a thing is lik3ly require at lea5t eighty percent of available processing power, meaning you will have to handle weapons use and surviellance."
"I'll patch myself into the security computer, don't forget I can AI too."
"I will do what I can. The likely extent of my usefulness is physical combat, however."
"Well, I guess I help you. I'll also monitor the watcher cams from my visor, at least for now."
"And I will attempt to overwhelm the Foe's AI."
The Parasol vessels make a decision...
Several heavy troop carriers, nearly a billion of the Children, suddenly execute a heavy burn towards the main hangar door, while the remaining gunships seem to split up, all those of one design, a strange triangle and red droplet, beginning an attempt at covering fire for the dropships, while those of the other, what appears to be a bearded gear assembly, burn in the opposite direction, perhaps making an attempt to retreat? This leaves the biggest remaining vessel on its own some distance from the battle.
"Big dropships incomin', I'll try an' use the portside missiles to knock em' away."
Tens of thousands of light camera guided missiles arc around the hull, many of them hitting a wall of PDC flak from the dropship, but a few getting past, making hits, burning away armor, throwing bodies and slag into the vacuum...
But, in the end, the dropships reach the hull, begin cutting their way through the layers of plating...
I blow a hole in the side of the [one of the] heads of the Origin Wither. There is nearly naught to say here anymore, I am afraid. Actually... I pull out a Schema Pumpkin as well.
Okay, it is actually just because you are quite spiteful at the prospect of recounting your story.
You started off in the session like any other: arranging taxes, parking tickets, et cetera. Your mere existence was to suit the needs of the exalted Queen. In short, your life was hell. So, you did the sensible thing, and rebelled. Fought your way out of the palace like a cornered pack rat with a bowl of steaming hot cheese. Broke out, hundreds of those little ****ers after you. You would have been slain, if it had not been for the timely manipulation of that Avlcan kid by the cueball-headed one into warring against Derse. You stabbed quite a few people, broke into the Prospitian prison, and freed HG and CD, who had been sent as 'emissaries.' You considered leaving CD until you realized he was so stupid he would literally blow walls into things by accidentally dropping and igniting explosives. Needless to say, you 'borrowed' his explosives, and there was suddenly a massive hole in the side of Prospit.
At this point, you realized direct confrontation was not the way to go with this. Sadly, this meant no more mass stabbings. Alas.
However, the moons were too busy fighting each other to know-or care- about your plans. So, you sort of wandered about, getting people to gather information for you, and oversaw the conflict, watching, plotting. A few enquier before the beginning of the Reckoning, you returned, and the people rejoiced, having just found one of the only people with the authority or grit to lead the miserable place, as the Queen was locked up in her palace. You told them all to shut up and get to work. Then, you went off to Prospit, towards the direction of the White army. You did what the Black King was incapable of doing, and stabbed the White King in the chest. Repeatedly. Until he bled to death. Discarding the Scepter, you went on a murderous rampage, and began killing wildly, until you were captured by the mass Prospitian forces. Luckily, those idiots are too nice for their own good. You broke out en route to Prospit, and reentered the orbit of the purple planet.
Unfortunately, you were slightly sidetracked, and ended up at the planet of the hero of Space. The players thought the ring of the White Queen had been destroyed here, but they were incorrect. You found it floating near the Forge, in orbit. Then, getting back to Derse, you showed it to the Carapacians as a trophy. Of course, you did not put it on. What would people think if you started romping about as a gigantic tentacular beast with wings, nodules, and other assorted mutations? So, you went down to the royal vaults, and grabbed the best weapons you could find. Some legendary crap, and some plain stuff you found rather practical. You got Tectrixcalibur, the Razor of Occam, a Cast Iron Horse Hitcher, a lighter, and the Sica ac Divitiis. From there, you slowly ascended, mere minutes before the end of the Reckoning, with intent to slay the Black Queen once and for all. Unfortunately, as you got into the main room, it appeared as if the Erelye kid had beaten you to it. Almost. Strangely, she survived, and you were forced to enter the mean streets of Derse, along with the other agents. From now on, the Queen would run the planet alone. At this point, you took a little journey to The Battlefield, and reclaimed the scepter of the White King, as well as molten fragments of the scepter of the Black King. You returned to Derse once more, this time hiding your trophies.
From there, your little group of four agents was exiled to V2 (the name of my universe), along with a rather large amount of Carapacians. Of course, what the Queen did not realize when she attempted to send you to your death, is that you are far more resilient then her. The wreckage of the Elven planet soon became a massive cityscape.
9,000 damage!
You haven't perfected your Gambit Schema to begin with, so taking out a Schema Pumpkin would serve no purpose! Plus, the time for such an event to occur has passed. You really should have done it on Halloween!
Death will attack Perfectly Generic Army. I fire off a huge MONOCULUS! clone at the Strongmann machine.
Wallpost: w/\it... re/\lly? ummm... im sorry, but i... i'm not re/\lly sure im up to the t/\sk. /\s youve noticed, im /\ bit of /\n emotion/\l... wreck.
My forces rush the Terror army, and attempt to annihilate the lowest-ranking Terrors first.
I flash-step over to the Origin Wither, and pull out a Nether Star. As I levitate the star up into the air, it begins to pulsate a golden light, slowly disintegrating, releasing all of the primal energy within as it does so. Suddenly, the core of the Nether Star shatters, releasing a dangerous amount of energy, in the form of black, white, blue, yellow, red, and green waves of destructive energy. I pull my hand back, and direct this energy straight at the Origin Wither, annihilating the Nether Star as it streaks towards the Origin Wither. However, this energy liquefies as it touches the Wither, transforming into Flux Goo after releasing a small amount of damaging energy into the Origin Wither. The goo seeps into the Origin Wither, making it incredibly weak for a millisecond. Finally, the goo evaporates, and the gas is immediately heated into plasma by the power of my mind, transforming back into the Primal Energy, this time within the Origin Wither. The destructive energy courses through the Wither until the energy dissipates. Or decays into a form of energy that does not damage withers. I am not particularly picky. Wait... Of course! This is brilliant, utilizing the power of decaying artifacts for residual power that can be weaponized! I should really do some research on that.
From there, you went about, doing a great deal of things. You sold those legendary weapons, as well as the scepter and ring, keeping the horse hitcher, the lighter, and a dagger. Of course, the masses of exiles repopulated Vetas about 211 loä after the decimation of the planet via Reckoning. It should have been 1111 loä, but that idiot Courtyard Droll messed up the systems needed. This is where you are now; a planet now coated in a singular city, inhabited by Carapacians and... them. The shady leprechaun-based gang known as The Felt, and their leader, who, according to popular belief, comes from the future.
The Dignitary approached you with a deal last night. He had recently received a letter from the enigmatic man who lives on the third moon, within a green city. Apparently, this man wishes to have an audience with you two, and has requested that you both come. DD suggested that you both go in, listen what he has to say, and then burn his place down. The Felt live on the green moon. If you are lucky, you can take them out with said fire. You agree to this deal, and immediately set off to the nearest shipyard.
You make it to the green moon, and the two of you meet HB and CD, having arranged to get them to aid in your taking out of the Felt. It is decided you will distract the strange and powerful man whilst the others generally muck around, and scatter the gasoline.
I duplicate a copy of FEAR NO ANVIL. Just in case.
Speaking of FEAR NO ANVIL, I throw the legendary weapon at the STRONGMANN MACHINE, and then...Dance atop it?! Yes, dance! Mercifully I decide on a far less painful dance to behold than before due to my target being incapable of sight, but I still dance atop the FEAR NO ANVIL atop the STRONGMANN MACHINE, as vigorously as possible.
THE RING DEADER: A golden machine gun worn as a gauntlet over the hand. It flashes with chaotic energies as well as the power of the end. In addition to possessing teleportation over a small area, it can transport the user to a completely different area by thinking about it, although this feature should be seldom used. Its innocuous double is a golden ring.
I use Jeffing Awesome on the Strongmann Machine, then roll the Combatdice of Zillywen with them, using my TRICKSTER MAJYYKS. (I will always be doing this with those dice, you hear?)
I set up a defense network computer, then plug my Perfectly Generic Alchemiter, Blue Generic Alchemiter, AlChemistry-inator, AlchMeeMiter, and Zillymiter into it, causing a giant ALCHEMY ALTERATION FIELD around my army. This .jpegs, zillifies, and genericises any alchemy that is used on my army. It has roughly... 100K HP.
I reattempt to deal 1 damage to Piono's army on a widespread level, but decide to stop, and instead toss the Catenative Doomsday Dice Cascader Prime Bubble over to the Godmodder out of a sense of morbid curiosity. I then throw a volcano the size of the Moon at Piono's army in an attempt to melt that freaking ring.
Fluorite Octet && Libra Pin = Turquoise Octet (Level 8: 8/9)
Fluorite Octet && Taurus Pin = Copper Octet (Level 8: 8/9)
Fluorite Octet && Virgo Pin = Emerald Octet (Level 8: 8/9)
A happy emoticon appears and crushes the Strongmann Machine. It appears to be screaming "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" 9,000 damage!
Alchemy Alteration Field added to your army!
The Godmodder quickly constructs a working Catenative Doomsday Dice Cascader out of it, then stores it in his inventory for later use.
I find or construct a Nether Portal and absorb the energies that allow it to work. The S3 Archailects burn the sand along the ground into glass, and then destroy that glass with a gust of wind, causing an ever-so-terrible glass storm. (aah)
Nanobody: Complete! I am now a slightly more powerful version of my Calvary.
Terragen City: 5/10
STATUS: RARUM EXITIO CONSUMPTIS
TARGET: N/A
Meme Dream Team XD 21/50
Meme Dream Team 21/40
Meme Dream Team :3 21/50
DONE Test Tubes && Periodic Table && Pistol = Element's Ender 4/4
NEW X-Isotoper && Hydrogen Atoms (Put through enlarger) = ??? 2/??
NEW X-Isotoper && Xenon Atoms = ??? 1/??
.............................................................................................. THE END TIMES HAVE BEGUN
.............................................................................................. >ATTACK "STRONGMANN MACHINE" >USE DOOMBRINGER
>ATTACK STATUS: THE DOOMBRINGER CHANGES TO SNIPER MACHINE GUN MODE, WHICH IS A MACHINE GUN, BUT EACH BARREL IS A SNIPER RIFLE. EACH BULLET EXPLODES ON IMPACT. DURING THE EXPLOSIONS AROUND THE MACHINE AND AROUND ME, I EAT SOME URANIUM WASTE FOUND ON THE GROUND, FROM THE RADIOACTIVE PROPERTIES OF THIS DANGEROUS WEAPON. THE RADIOACTIVITY MUTATES ME, INTO A GIANT BEAST OF A PLAYER. I AM THE STRONGEST. I PUNCH THE MACHINE, WEARING BARBASOL CANS ON MY FINGERS, DUCT TAPED ONTO THEM, SO WHEN THE PUNCH HITS, IT EXPLODES.
Army Status:
TEAM MICROSOFT GURREN CLOUD ARMY DRILL [HIM] Ultra Dai-Microsoft Cloud 650000/650000 X-GUNZAN 133700/133700 x4 (Can only be harmed by attacks using any spinning or spirals.) IDEA-BOTS 50,000/50,000 x8 MICROSOFT ULTRA HALO ROBOTIC DRILLS (MUHRDs) 100,000 x1 HALO ARMOR SNIPERS 10,000/10,000 x5 (They do extra attack damage, +10000 (or 1000, Twin, nerf as needed) per alive Snipers, due to a FRIENDSHIP BONUS!) Meme Teamers 10,000/10,000 x15 The Farquad Starsquad 5,000/5,000 x15 (They do a STAR BONUS ATTACK, 500 extra damage per alive Starsquad member.)
INVENTORY
Potions;
Potion of (holy) Wrath x1
Potion of veggies x1
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII [STATUS: READY TO GO]
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3 Singularity Wormhole 9/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 12/12 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 1/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 5/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3 QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 6/15
ELEMENT'S ENDER: A glass pistol that seems to hold the power and ammunition of every single element in the periodic table. Extremely fragile.
Pherix: Flame Crash against any targetable part of the Godmodder's Army. (Bonus damage for high temperature)
Watson: Steam Blast (AOE) against the undead troops
LeiShi: Earth Tremor (light AOE, +35 Chi) against the undead troops
Arthur attacks the Uberghasts by surrounding them in violet power
NimbleQuest: Look at the ruined machinery
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
@Nimble: alright. You read the start of the research journal and try the computer test
@Insert_Generic: Alright
@fseftr: Alright
The Firewall deals 1 damage to the Shard. The spiderlings also deal 1 damage and poison it. The SPACE KRACKEN deals a reduced 6 damage to the Shard and the Evil Snowman builds a snow fort. All of your entities start to gasp and choke as a red fog fills the room. All 2 of the spiderlings are killed by the Cloud of Agony. Other entities take various amounts of damage.
For Nimble and Insert_Generic: You approach the computer test. It is a large touch screen computer that. On starting it up, you see that it involves quickly making matches between different colors and shapes. Of course, I cannot do that in a forum game, so I'm going to have to make it a quiz of sorts. In order to complete this, you must get at least 4 correct. Googleing stuff is fine.
1: How tall is a Minecraft character in fathoms? (yes, thats a real unit, and hint: the character is not 2 meters tall. Its slightly less)
2: Which is a real Minecraft biome? a) Nether, b.) Mountains, c) Caves, d) Ice Plains, or e) None of the above
3: Is it possible to turn spruce wood logs into oak wood planks? If so, how? If not, why?
4: How much damage can be dealt in a single, melee hit in survival with no mods or cheats?
5: Which of the following do NOT generate naturally in a Minecraft world? a) Snow Block, b.) Pistons, c) Flower Pots, d) Wool Blocks, or e) all of the above generate naturally
You walk up to the girdle. It is small, made of leather, and attached to the wall with a chain. This is simple enough. Just pull on it as hard as possible. Wilson grabs the girdle in his mouth and starts to yank on it. He'll need more help though. Pull on it yourself, get other people to help, use your entities, ect. Strength: 10/75 Player posts boost this amount by twice the last number of their post number. My post number is #16365. The last number of that is 5, so Wilson added 10 strength.
Enemy Line:
[MAG] Shard of Pain 198/200 HP - Action: 4 (Poisoned, 1 damage. 1 turn left)
* Base Damage: 20
* Cloud of Agony: deals 6 damage over 2 turns to all enemies. Can stack
* Burning Pain: Deals 15 fire damage
* Cripple: Debuff an enemy. Deals 4 damage per turn for 3 turns and weakens their attack power.
Memory Test: unused
Maze Test: unused (needs at least 2 people)
Girdle Test: 10/75 strength
Computer Test: 0/5 questions answered
Allied Line:
[FIR] Firewall 30/100 HP - Action: 1 (Insert_Generic_Username's, Agony, 1 turn left) Deals 1 FIR damage to 3 enemies per turn
[ENE] THE SPACE KRACKEN 33/40 HP + Kerbal 1/1 HP * 9 + Jebbediah 3/3 HP - Action: 2 (Gerbil's, agony 1 turn left) Base damage: 10. Space Crash: deals 5 unavoidable, unelemental damage. Can eat followers to regain HP. Can deal 8 FIR damage, can kill off follower to double damage next turn, but only for basic attack. Deals 132915861 bonus damage against spaceships, of which there are none in this side quest. I really hope something weird doesn't come up and I pay for this.
[COL] Evil Snowman 29/30 HP + Snowfort 7/10 HP - Action: 3 (fseftr's, agony 1 turn left) Snowball [10 damage], Blizzard [5 damage to all enemies], Avalanche [Buries target, making them have a high chance to not act this turn], Snow Fort [Builds itself a snow fort with 10 hp to hide behind|Adds 10 hp to it's snow fort]
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[NEU] Wilson 40/40 HP
Being an amazing multi-tasker, Gerbil opens the research journal while pondering the test questions.
Page 1: This project is being funded by the Archmage. I personally think it is stupid, but hey, if you throw enough money at something, you can force it to happen. So at least the pay is good. The old fool stubbornly believes that foxes have the potential to be laboratory helpers, similar to tallow golems. He might actually be on to something though; breeding a litter of foxes is cheeper than making a new tallow golem. He also insists that they'll have a wider range of uses. But with all the money he's throwing at this, I think it would be far better to just make himself an army of tallow golems. I better keep an actual lab journal. This is just another job after all.
End of page 1. There's more left of the book...
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x1 - Fire x2 (+1 grand) - Nature x1 - Metal x1 (+1 grand) - Energy x1 - Magic x2
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 2 uses left. - Aura Gem: powers up 1 entity and protects it from 1 attack, 1 use left. - Splash Healing Potion: restores 10 HP to an entity. 1 use. - Splash weakness potion: weakens an entity's next attack. 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg
Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|
A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X |
T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O |
T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . |
A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X |
C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O |
K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O |
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Are my nucelar crystallbows charges nerfed too? Asking because its a alchemy and you said those arent nerfed.
Thats really annoying that a 9 post charge does less single target damage than some generic malleo-dei attack from me, it makes no sense. Seriously though, if i just say "I hit X with malleo-dei(or almost any other lvl 10)" its about 20.000 damage. Id understand if its nerfed because there so many low HP targets but the charged attacks can only hit one (while you make orginal 1 shots have more aoe strenght), making them ineffective but outright reducing their damage by like 60% for no logical reason gets on my nerves.
Recreating of the Master Emerald 11/11
Multi-Powersuit 39/50
Hps: 200.000/200.000
Modes:
Offense mode
-The armor thurns ablaze, increasing attack damage, applying burns on attack, counter attacking attacks with damage and burns. All three are passive abilites and are activated whenever possible.
-Fist of Fury: Standart attack.
-Fireball ||: Deals heavy damage to a single target.
-Aura ignite ||||: AoE attack, deals heavy damage to enemies nearby.
Recovery mode
-The armor liquidifies but stays near the Power suit in form of a mist, passively heals some of the HPs every turn.
-Fist of Tranquill: Standart attack, rather weak.
-Healing flows ||: Heals a good bit of the hps of a target.
-Mists Care ||||: Heals a lot of the hps of a target and dispells any status alingments.
Guard mode
-The armor strenghtens with a layer of solid rock, decreases damage taken by a percentage, adds 6666,66 hps to the maximum hps of the stonebarrier (if one exists) each turn.
-Crushing Fists: Standart attack, got a chance of stunning.
-Protect ||: Halves damage taken from the next attack, takes the damage of a select entity.
-Summon Stonebarrier ||||: Summons a Stone barrier with 30.000 hps and no attacks which has to be destroyed before the Multi-powersuit can be attacked again. Selfdestructs after 3 turns. Does not pervent damage if Protect was used.
I activate the nucelar crystallbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 4)
I lovesmack the godmodders army with malleo dei.
3 Federation battleships jump from hyper space and an army of 2000 droids disembark
Droids-
Droidekas- 30 health plus near indestructible shield-Shoot Laser
B1-10 health-Shoot Laser
MTT-170health-Shoot Laser
ATT- 90 health-Shoot Laser
Vulture Droid- 40 health flies- Shoot Laser
The Godmodder would just brainwash these guys, but we've already got a massive battle of armies going around, so he banishes the battleships to the Furthest Ring, never to return.
One billion of the Children walk the halls of the Target's home...
Surely, at last, victory will come. After all, who has yet defeated the Children?
The Children of Armok... Perfect weapons in dorfy form, raised from birth in the cruelest way possible, trained from age twelve in use of weapons and armor, given the greatest artifacts of the Corporation, and, in this age of technology, linked to their new, mechanical, armor forever...
Fire resistant, emotionless, scarred beyond the point of others' empathy, inured to pain and fear from an early age, endlessly tough and strong and fast and tireless, armed and armored in machines and Adamantine...
None of them over the age of twenty...
What could kill these demigods of our own creation?
Fusion lances, as it turns out. Fusion Lances in the inhuman hands of endless machine warriors, kinetic cannons designed to destroy those in armor that cannot be pierced, antimatter charges simply annihilating them where they stand, the sheer mass of hostile metal under the control of one mind...
And still they march on, the perfect warriors unconcerned with the deaths of millions of their kind, destroying turrets and walkers and construction machines and the walls themselves, where necessary, wielding their own terrible weapons, taking those of their enemy when, finally, there are no more shells for their own... And, at last, they come to a final hallway, no more turrets, no more doors, no more of the horrible machines to rend them and burn them and... Delete... Them... No, none of those, but simply two warriors in armor not unlike their own... The Target, at last!
And yet... Out of a billion of the Children of Armok, only ten thousand survive, ten thousand and one officer who is not a Child, to face two human killers, two damned, Elf-hugging, planet burning, HUMANS, are all that remains to resist them!
"Care to remind me why we let them get this far?"
"Because they blew up everything else?"
"Any progress, H3?"
"Som3. Do no7 di5turb me, if you c4n avoid i7."
"So, do we die here? No that I have a problem with that, but a few thousand deformed, midpubescent, Dwarves, of all things, is not what I expected."
"Not if I can help it."
"By which he means, probably, but we'll take everything within twenty light seconds down with us."
"Ah. Well, I suppose there's only one thing to do."
"You may be thinking charge, but, really, I was considering more Dakka."
"Dakka sounds good. There isn't nearly enough, though."
"There never is."
"There they are. Open fire."
The Children charge into a hail of bullets and bombs and beams, of fire and ice and... Lethal Jazz? And their comrades heads imploding for no good reason, or turning against them. More thousands die. And more, before they reach melee range.
Alchemy 3/?
Is this... all roleplay? What are you even targeting?
Omega-2 Battalion: [Netpatham] The Core: Omega-2 Battleship. HP: 600,000/600,000. The Fleet: Interfaced Thaumium-Class Battleships. 350,000/350,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: Thaumechanical Constructs. 20,000/20,000 HP. (x30.) The Artillery: Castcannons. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Calvary: HEX-Bot Models. 8,000/8,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Thaumic Battlebots. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Thaumic Drones. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.)
Did I write what you put on the army thing? Oops. I meant this...
Also, I'd like to make note that destroying the core will NOT deactivate the army, it's just the really big ship, not the thing controlling the army.
>>Because that's me and I am not that ship. I'd never risk myself in such a fashion.
>>Since we're discussing the army I may as well give orders...
>>Omega-2: Glyphs of Strengthen Ally Cumulatively (x5,000) (Netpatham's Minecraft Avatar)
"WHOA SO MUCH STRONGNESS!!!!"
*SMASHES the Strongmann machine!*
*USES DRAW LVL. 10 SLICK SPADES ON the Strongmann machine!*
*PUNCHES the ACN turret, hopefully even denting it enough to make it malfunction!*
>>Omega-2: Reconfigure glyphs to be Glyphs of Fabricate Fullerened Antimatter Projectiles and accelerate them into the Terror Army. At great speed.
>>Thaumium-class Battleships: Report that the GM nerfed numbers significantly.
>>HEX AI: Be really annoyed.
>>Thaumium-class Battleships: Utilize oh so many Legendary^2 Explosive spells to vent on the Terror Army.
>>Thaumechanical Constructs: Inscribe shielding glyphs around Omega-2. Those not occupied with that (20ish should not be), Legendary Frostbolt Volley the Terror Army.
>>Castcannons: Isaac's Legendary Missile Storm at the Terror Army.
>>HEXbot 1.0 models: Major Fireball at the Terror Army, but not the bits that have been hit by frostbolts.
>>Battlebots: Greater Kinetic Blast the Terror Army, launching them into the air, as well as disorganizing their ranks.
>>Drones: Lesser Arcane Missiles targets.
I'd like to note that killing the Core is what destroys the army, and that's how all armies work. It's the Core's purpose, like how in chess, if the King is captured, the game's over instantly. Actually, a lot of this is like chess. Some of it was intentional.
Your smash deals 3,000 damage to the Strongmann Machine!
You materialize four additional copies of Lancer and summon the Midnight Crew behind generic's back. You arm them all with the weapon, which you've customized to only have the suit of the mobster. Spades Slick leads the charge, firing thousands of spade rounds at the Strongmann Machine! The others follow suit and fire their rounds, with you taking up the rear, firing whatever. Slick jumps at the Machine and slices it with his numerous Trusty Knifes afterwards. 10,000 damage!
I love how you think punching a Turret that can withstand the might of the Hellkite Dragons without receiving a scratch will work.
twin, remember the thing we discussed, the army of Mordor will not be on the field long enough to reap the benefits of its high power. I suppose you didn't nerf it too hard though.
I finish Nulla Stella
8/11 for Deum Lucem
The Greyeye OR fourth wall shard 1/?
Jokealchemy again: Ircucvci OR Terra Firma AND Levis Ignis AND Diluvium AND Superosque AND Vi Naturae AND Navitas Nox AND Arctoae AND Arcum Aereum AND Denito Surrexit AND Nulla Stella.
Overpowered sword with powerful earth, fire, water, air, plant, energy, ice, lightning, time and space magic.
MBOApost:
piono focuses on keeping the F6 tornado away from his forces.
The Forces of Mordor continue their relentless assault on pretty much everything that gets in their way.
NULLA STELLA: A whip as black as the night sky itself, at least, without stars. It possesses absolute power over space itself, bending it to its needs. It can change the position of objects, manipulate their size and shape, and teleport its user anywhere. It can also store innumerable objects in its frame and can create wormholes at will.
The Greyeye || Fourth-Wall Shard = Narrative Killer (Level 30: 1/31)
Ircucvci || Terra Firma && Levis Ignis && Diluvium && Superosque && Vi Naturae && Navitas Nox && Arctoae && Arcum Aereum && Denito Surrexit && Nulla Stella = God's Forger (Level 65: 1/66)
I order the blocking archers to move against the terror ghasts! They pillar up with cobblestone, and begin bridging out, occasionally stopping to fire arrows at the ghasts! Then, I have the unarmed noobs move in to attack! They're just there for distraction, so I order them to do nothing but run around and avoid fire! Then I have the noob cannoneers get on top of a mountain and blow them all to terror heaven! The whole time, I support them with Arcum Dei shots.
Technically, armies are only supposed to attack during the End-of-Turn Battle. However, since you specified a target for them, I'll have them attack the Terror Ghasts.
i: 50/50 <-- Not enough time and internet is on the fritz
ii: 25/50 +1 self
iii: 18/50 +1 self
iv: 8/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
(Trades received have not been accounted for due to time constraints, this is a mental note so that I remember to go back and count them)
(Army will be made when I have time :/)
NimbleQuest! >Leonstar0: Use Star Sign: Zodiac - Libra on SF, then throw a shaken can of tab at SF so that when it bursts the majority of the contents enters the mouth of SF. Tab is the answer to everything.
Leonstar1: I heal an ally if I can, otherwise I shoot the death army with extra spicy doritos.
SPELLADEX
Spell Cards
Zodiac:
Star Sign: Zodiac - Libra = 0/3
Star Sign: Zodiac - Scorpio = 3/3
9/11 for Deum Lucem
2/? for void sickle
1/? for ring OR raw chaos magic
Vriska arrives next round.
piono grabs Attachyon, loads in the Faceless Eight, and fires it into generic's army.
Tricky cartwheels his way through the sky over the godmodder's army, taking down large numbers of ghasts.
Ring || Raw Chaos Magic = Marble Ring (Level 2: 1/3)
You use the Faceless Eight.
8-4-4-4-2-4-6-8
IT'S SO EXCITING THERE'S SUDDENLY TWO OF ME. Oh hey look, it's Thanatos! He fires a massive beam of athelete's foot at the Perfectly Generic Army, killing 15 Skylark Brawlers and Hamartiologist Joculators!
Suddenly, the terror blazes look behind them to see...LUMBERJACK NOOB+DIAMOND NOOB SNEAK ATTACK! They slice straight through the blazes, with support from the blocking archers! The horseback noobs ride in to help wrap things up! After dealing a bit of damage, they grab all the noobs, put them on the back of their horses, and ride away quickly from the still-reeling blaze forces!
Looks like the now-organized noob army is doing much better for itself...
Thankfully, a proper life as an army whips members into shape quickly.
Overworld: The strongmann machine, being what it is, should naturally be smacked with a hammer. That's how they work, right? Although they probably didn't mean a hammer quite as large as this one. *Kilometre-long hammer smashes the Strongmann Machine*
Void: Ooh, big things. I'm still going to wipe the floor with them. Make wish. Did you wish for me to KILL YOU? Wish GRANTED! *LAZOR*
Wilson Dreamscape: How's the computer test work?
4th wall: "Well, either I haven't had many opportunities to do that, or I've been showing more restraint than usual. Somehow, with all the interactions going on in this massive war, I seriously doubt that it's the former."
Blue's Tour: "I'm here for the tour." I chuckle for a bit, then drop my disguise and place the... er... I've forgotten what it's called... I place the whatever on a nearby table. "More seriously though, I'm partially here to try to get to know her better. You seem protective of her. Are you related to her? I've seen that kind of 'big brother' attitude before."
10/11 for Deum Lucem
3/? for void sickle
2/? for chaos ring
piono whips out Nulla Stella and Denito Surrexit, and cracks the whip around in complex pattern, creating a series of wormholes, he stops time with Denito Surrexit, draws Ircucvci, and using the series of portals unleashes a devastating series of sword-swipes on generic's army during the time-stop.
Wallpost:
Eric rounds on engie.
If this is you being restrained more than usual, what makes you think I would want you in the IUPC?
The IUPC is peace-keeping organization, not a force of evil and destruction.
You should be glad I even allowed you to meet with us you monster.
HMAS Victor
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 3/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Assualt Drone: BT:Ultramarine the Relic
Fseftr: Pull it, I guess.
Pokeball Things: Nature, Magic
Evil Snow Man: Snow Fort
-HMAS Victor-
Am I related to her? You could say that... You should probably ask her about that...
If it were up to me... I would kick you off this ship... But... Blue wouldn't be very happy if I did that...
Wait... it is up to me... and she'd get over it... Hmm...
Overworld: And then I smack the Strongmann Machine with the More Gun, since that's technically part hammer.
4th wall: "Hilarious. Absolutely hilarious. What makes you think the IUPC has been such a knight in shining armor? I've seen too many extreme methods used against beings like me to believe that anymore. It's like shooting people for eating bread, for the benefit of the yeast."
Blue's tour: "You could certainly try. In fact, I'm surprised that you let me into this room. But you seem to not know all the facts. Did Blue remember to inform you exactly what I happen to be? With the way you're acting, I'm not sure whether that's a normal reaction, or you really have no idea what I am. Here's a hint: imagine whatever is currently threatening this place, only scaled up significantly."
Sigh... Piono... I really don't want to fight you. Nevermind the fact that I'm probably doing the exact same thing, but you try WAY too hard to have power. I'm just a humble person trying to have the semblace of fun and the illusion that maybe nobody's out to get me. Whatever. I use Oncest and the White Whaler on the Strongmann Machine.
I run up to Piono and bash his stupid face in with the Crowbar, then attempt to 8r8k his alchemies with it so that he can STOP BEING SO FREAKING OP.
I once again attempt to deal 1 damage to every entity in Piono's army, and erect a barrier of Perfectly Generic Alchemiters and AlchMeeMiters around me before the Godmodder can hit me with either of his alchemized Banhammers.
Fluorite Octet && Libra Pin = Turquoise Octet (Level 8: 9/9)
Fluorite Octet && Taurus Pin = Copper Octet (Level 8: 9/9)
Fluorite Octet && Virgo Pin = Emerald Octet (Level 8: 9/9)
\/ It worked on the narrative console broadcast thing. And even without its powers it still has the ability to break things normally, like a normal crowbar.
The White Whaler deals an additional 9,000 damage!
Next attack of piono's (if he does one) involving alchemies fails!
The Curse of Repetitiveness™ stops you!
TURQUOISE OCTET: A set of eight turquoise D8s. They are used by rolling the complete set. Depending on what side the dice land on, one of potentially sixteen million attacks will be used.
COPPER OCTET: A set of eight copper D8s. They are used by rolling the complete set. Depending on what side the dice land on, one of potentially sixteen million attacks will be used.
EMERALD OCTET: A set of eight emerald D8s. They are used by rolling the complete set. Depending on what side the dice land on, one of potentially sixteen million attacks will be used.
-Blue's Tour-
Blue said you were a dangerous AI drone or something... Are you not one?
What's threatening this place? Now that I think about it.... I know very little about why we're here...
I usually deal with the actual business... and leave Blue to lead the less... legitimate aspects...
And don't think I didn't notice that... I don't appreciate you threatening me...
POST 1; 11/50 Space Kracken... 11/50 Jebbediah Kerman... 11/50 The Elderich Obelisk... DASHED SCRATCHED UNSCREWED FIXIT DOIT
8/? The Thing MY INVENTORY
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
(Gerbil Clone): 1. 1.0115923. 2. D. 3. Without mods or downgrading, no; because spruce wood logs create planks, and vanilla provides no way for converting to and fro. 4. 1 HP, or half a heart. 5. E. I read the next page.
Gerbil Ghost Image ==> Execute: Brass Tacks - Jazz Hands. Target: Strongmann.
Void Army ==> Lockin. Target: Godmodder's Army. Abilities
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=SIDEQUEST=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
You grab two tubas and play them using only your hands (yes, they still work even without you actually blowing into the instrument)! The sheer incomprehensibility of this deals 7,500 damage to the Strongmann Machine!
10/10 Stasis
12/15 Hilt reforged
12/15 Blade reforged
Claw Gloves || Sunspot = Coronal Claws 10/10
Sunspot > Very Fine = Blue Giant 11/11
Assists: +2 Erelye
THE PaTH HaS BEEN SET. REaLIZE YOUR PURPOSE OSIH. DESTROY THE TaLL ONES. I WILL NOW ENTER WITH PLATIUS.
The Cat finally comes out of stasis, as it has charged a total of 30 posts, these are its stats:
God Cat [N]
100,000 HP
Attacks:
Basic (auto attack): Epic blasts ~5,000 damage, does extra damage against meme related entities.
D'awwwwww: 3 update charge, incapacitates whatever it hits for one turn and forces that update to block attacks against God Cat for that Turn as well
Kitten Omnipotence: activates on reaching zero health, turns the most darkly themed entity on the battlefield into a giant flying kitten with lazer eyes for two turns, somewhat reduces max health and prevents specials from activating for duration, lasts two updates
Specials: Extra dimensional: vanishes from reality to avoid one attack. Infinite cute: Upon reaching zero health, does not die, jsut stops fighting as an entity and becomes invincible (don't worry, it will leave after its purpose is fulfilled)
A ball of yarn pops out of nowhere above a random entity and fall on them. God Cat mauls them viciously.
The cloaked man, still angry, desecrates the remains of AXIS with his new Coronal Claws, whether or not AXIS is destroyed, and then sets his sights on The Relic. He draws Blue Giant and raises it high. His teleport clones appear everywhere and charge at all angles at The Relic. Not a single one distinguishable from him in anyway. They all jump on The Relic and vanish immediately. The cloaked man is nowhere to be seen! Out of the sky plummets a dark shape. As it nears, the cloaked man can be spinning at a speed that puts Sonic the Hedgehog's spin dash to shame, and then causes it to become a social outcast. Blue Giant spins with him, turning him into a sawblade capable of killing ghosts. He crushes through The Relic, leaving a gaping hole in it. A family of angry raccoons promptly move in and harm it even more.
At the same time, the sky shatters. The sky shatters into a thousand different brilliantly different pieces. The pieces then repair themselves before chicken little gets a chance to freak out. The sky warps and twists, and eventually rips itself apart. Out of the gaping whole in reality warps the Anti-creeper armada.
Army of Platius: zerithos (should technically be neutral, but who cares)] The Core: The THOR 500,000/500,000. The Fleet: Bombers 150,000/150,000. (x3.) The Heavies: Mortars 100,000/100,000. (x5.) The Artillery: White Nexi 10,000/10,000. (x5.) The Calvary: Towers 7,000/7,000. (x20.) The Soldiers: Drone Armada 5,000/5,000. (x100.) The Pawns: Emmiters 100/100. (x50.)
The THOR, bombers, Mortars, Drone armada, Towers, and Emmiters can attack from anywhere, being able to either teleport, move quickly throught the air, or teleport their attacks, even while stationary.
The THOR is a huge starship capable of devastating air-to-ground strikes, it fires missiles, lazers, and bombs.
The Bombers drop anti-creeper loads (which is essentially living magma, and can eat through whatever it touches and flow across the landscape, meaning that their attacks AOE and are not a normal status effect, because it has to be destroyed for it to stop attacking)
The Mortars shoot extremely powerful bombs with a large radius.
The White Nexi may seem under-powered, part are actually extra-dimensional, meaning you can't damage them normally, as they exist outside of space. They also can adapt to steal enemy capabilities, and release anti-creeper in large amounts around them, but can not move.
The Towers send out Phantoms at regular intervals, and these phantoms are so close to being invulnerable that they would get to you before you can destroy them, and at that point they'll just burst anti-creeper on you. Destroying the towers themselves drops anti-creeper around them.
The drones just blow up stuff with lazers.
The emitters have the same incredible resistance as the Nexus, making them more difficult to take down than would be expected, and nigh invulnerable to conventional attacks. They send out waves of anti-creeper as well.
(Feel free to edit this Twin)
In the cockpit of The THOR, a garbled message comes in:
PlaTIUS MY FRIEND, I aPOLOGIZE FROM PULLING YOU aWaY FROM YOUR MISSION. REST aSSURED YOU aRE SUPPORTING a NOBLE MaN aND a NOBLE CaUSE.
Of course Cogito, you are a good friend and this is a good chance to try out the experimental White Division of the NNHA.
THaNK YOU, aND GOOD LUCK.
=CHARGE=
-48 / 50- MasterChairREDUX
-26 / 30- The Wall (Changed to 30, now an individual summon)
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I switch the ARMISTYX to CATAPULT SCYTHE MODE and fling myself towards the Trolldiers.
Still holding onto the ARMISTYX, I switch it to GIANT SNOWPLOW SCYTHE mode and plow the Trolldiers down.
15/50 The Queen
7/25 Health Care Package
6/25 Health Care Package
> R. K.: Healing Uberghast Roland with Hippocrates 451.
> Burnt K4yne: I plow down back into Irecreepers Army.
"No one attacks me Trolldiers and then keeps his delicious army!"
---
Strange Hippocrates 451
Uber: 100%
MMMMPH: 0%
+7,000 HP!
6 Chair-Knights killed!
Both HMAS Ships deal 20,000 damage to the Origin Wither! The God Cat deals 8,000 damage to Uberghast Roland since a ball of yarn was dropped on it!
The Army of Darkness, Control Core Tank, KOAXM Army, Team Microsoft Cloud Army, and Blue's Fleet do not target anything! Seriously, guys! Remember to have them target things. The Forces of Mordor kill 15 Candy Corn Rainbow Drinkers!
The Perfectly Generic Army deals 100,000 damage to Uberghast Hello! Ire's Chair Legion kills 25 Trolldiers! The Crusade of Stál kills 18 Terror Ghasts! The Noob Army kills all remaining Terror Ghasts and a Terror Blaze! The Heretic Grayholdium deals 5,000 damage to a Terror Blaze! Their defense is high... The Army of Choice kills Uberghast Roland! The Smash Army, Obsidian Legion, and the Army of Platius do not target anything!. The Void Army kills a Terror Blaze! The Omega-2 Battalion kills a Terror Guardian and deals 3,000 damage to a Terror Blaze! The Terragen Civilization kills a Terror Blaze! The Army of Terraria kill a Terror Guardian! The Homelands kills Uberghast Hello, deal 10,000 damage to a Terror Guardian and kill 20 Undead Troops!
The Relic uses Tremor twice, dealing 12,000 damage to HMAS Two! It gains two Earth Charges. The Origin Wither deals 15,000 damage to both HMAS ships! Death kills all Skylark Brawlers and Hamartiologist Joculators! Paradox Inc. Army does not target anything! The Godmodder's Army kills 25 Automated Fighters! The Godmodder destroys HMAS One in one shot!
The sky darkens, and the sun sets... The massive fires created by the constant spray of artillery and explosives light up the Battlefield and make it a beacon for GodCraft. The Massive Battle is heating up now, and the endgame draws near...
The Itinerary:
> AGs: Defeat the Godmodder's Terror Army!
> AGs: Defeat the Army of Darkness before it can use its special!
> AGs: Defeat the Forces of Mordor! It has a lot of troops.
> AGs: Finish off the Strongmann Machine!
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!
> PGs: Defeat the Army of Darkness before it can use its special!
> PGs: Defeat the Forces of Mordor! It has a lot of troops.
> PGs: Finish off the Strongmann Machine!
> PGs: Defend the Godmodder's Terror Army!
God Cat: [N] HP: 100,000/100,000. Cuteness Overload: III
Army of Darkness: [ManiacMasteR] The Core: Oblivion Cocoon. 750,000/750,000 HP. The Fleet: Shadow Demons. 200,000/200,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Shadow Tanks. 35,000/35,000 HP. (x20.) The Artillery: Shadow Snipers. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x40.) The Calvary: Shadow Enginers: 2,000/2,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Shadow Undeads. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x44.) Rise: IIIII
Control Core Tank: [engie_ninja] The Core: Control Core. 800,000/800,000 HP. The Fleet: Juggernaut Plating. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x8.) The Heavies: Neo Tanks. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Nova Launchers. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x20.) The Calvary: Planet Cracker Guns. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Shadow Undeads. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Shadow Soldiers. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x70.)
KOAXM Army: [5l1n65h07] The Core: System Defender 6.6.6. 660,000/660,000 HP. The Fleet: Neo Recognizers. 360,000/360,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: Destroyer Cannons. 66,600/66,600 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Plasma Spheres. 16,600/16,600 HP. (x20.) The Calvary: Mecha-Spiders. 6,600/6,6000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Deadly Tops. 3,300/3,300 HP. (x100.)
Team Microsoft Cloud Army: [The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man] The Core: Ultra-Dai Microsoft Cloud. 650,000/650,000 HP. The Fleet: X-Gunzans. 130,000/130,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Idea-Bots. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x8.) The Artillery: Microsoft Ultra Halo Robotic Drill. 250,000/250,000 HP. The Calvary: Halo Armor Snipers. 10,000/10,000 HP. (x50.) The Soldiers: Meme Teamers. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Shadow Soldiers. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x70.)
Forces of Mordor: [pionoplayer] The Core: Sauron: ???/??? HP. The Monster: Ancalagon the Black: 1,000,000/1,000,000 HP. The Fleet: Dragons. 300,000/300,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Oliephants. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x150.) The Artillery: Balrogs. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x25.) The Calvary: Trolls. 10/10 HP. (x200,000.) The Soldiers: Uruk-Hai. 2/2 HP. (x1,000,000.) The Pawns: Orcs. 1/1 HP. (x3,969,970.)
Blue's Fleet: [fseftr] The Core: HMAS Victor. 750,000/10,000,000 Shields. The Fleet: HMAS Amplifier & Magnifier. 250,000/250,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: Super Suits. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Satellite Weapons. 40,000/40,000 HP. (x5.) The Calvary: Elite Drones. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x75.) The Soldiers: Automated Fighters. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x50.)
Perfectly Generic Army: [insert_generic_username] The Core: Blue Generic Trickster Catenative Condescension. 612,000/612,000 HP. The Fleet: Fearsome Cherubs. 130,000/130,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Gambling Bards. 40,000/40,000 HP. (x13.) The Artillery: Drollgenerigorgs. 10,000/10,000 HP. (x25.) The Calvary: Trickster Gamblignants. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x120.) The Soldiers: Candy Corn Rainbow Drinkers. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x89.) Alchemy Alteration Field: 100,000/100,000 HP.
Ire's Chair Legion: [Irecreeper] The Core: Augmented Ire. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Charriers. 150,000/150,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Helix Archangels. 40,000/40,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Master Chair-Barrage. 10,000/10,000 HP. (x10.) The Calvary: Twitchy Infantry. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Hoverchairs. 4,000/4,000 HP. (x95.) The Pawns: Chair-Knights. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x48.) Chairstorm Finale: III
Crusade of Stál: [RagnoRock987654321] The Core: Knotr of Konun. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Stál's Paladins. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x5.) The Heavies: Herk of Stál 10,000/10,000 (x40.) The Carrier: Stálpunk's Brun 200,000/200,000. The Calvary: Riddari. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Stálcarl. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.)
Noob Army: [TT2000] The Core: TT2012. 450,000/450,000 HP. The Fleet: Blocking Archers. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x5.) The Heavies: Diamond Heavies. 25,000/25,000 (x20.) The Artillery: Noob Cannoneers: 7,000/7,000. (x100.) The Calvary: Horseriding Noobs. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Lumberjack Noobs. 3,000/3,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Unarmed Noobs. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x62.)
Heretic Grayholdium: [TheLordErelye] The Core: Na'fuldtpyepth'a. 500,000/500,000. The Fleet: Winged Terrors. 60,000/60,000 HP. (x10.) The Heavies: Tainted Waylords: 55,000/55,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Mad Thaumaturges: 20,000/20,000 HP. (x25.) The Calvary: Tentacular Inkstreams: 10,000/10,000 (x70.) The Soldiers: Archnecromancers. 20,000/20,000 HP. (15.) The Pawns: Animated Death Tomes: 1,000/1,000 (x90.)
Army of Choice: [The_Nonexistent_Tazz] The Core: Crazy Hand. 550,000/550,000. The Fleet: The Aces. 250,000/250,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Grand Ranch Cannons: 40,000/40,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Dynamite Dynamos: 20,000/20,000 HP. (x15.) The Calvary: Ranch Dressing Elemental Engineers: 6,000/6,000 (x100.) The Soldiers: Lesser Ranch Dressing Elementals. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Mad Bombers: 1,000/1,000 (x120.) Triple Truffle Shuffle Scuffle: Locked.
Smash Army: [Goomba98] The Core: Master Core: 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Kihunters: 60,000/60,000. (x9.) The Heavies: Boom Stompers: 30,000/30,000. (x20.) The Artillery: Roturrets: 5,000/5,000. (x50.) The Cavalry: Devil Cars: 7,000/7,000. (x100.) The Soldiers: Darknuts: 5,000/5,000. (x100.) The Pawns: Waddle Dees: 1,000/1,000. (x70.)
Void Army: [Nimbleguy] The Core: The Master. 600,000/600,000 HP. Fleet: The Cancer 450,000/450,000. The Heavies: The Princes. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x4.) The Artillery: The Apprentices. 30,000 HP. (x10.) The Cavalry: The Destroyers. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Void Masters. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Void Clouds: 1,000/1,000 HP. (x70.)
Omega-2 Battalion: [Netpatham] The Core: HEX-02 Omega Class Battleship. HP: 600,000/600,000. The Fleet: Interfaced Thaumium-Class Battleships. 350,000/350,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: Thaumechanical Constructs. 20,000/20,000 HP. (x30.) The Artillery: Castcannons. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Calvary: HEX-Bot Models. 8,000/8,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Thaumic Battlebots. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Thaumic Drones. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x70.)
Terragen Civilization: [OverlordXcano] The Core: AI God. 750,000/750,000 HP. The Fleet: S3 Archailect. 300,000/300,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Ultra-Tech Cyborg. 45,000/45,000. (x10.) The Artillery: Auto-War Seeds. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Calvary: Nanotech Beings. 7,000/7,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Automated War Vests. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Baseline Humans. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x41.)
Army of Terraria: [jondanger23] The Core: Terrarian Core. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Enraged Planteras. 55,000/55,000 HP. (x10.) The Heavies: Normal Planteras. 30,000/30,000. (x15.) The Artillery: Space Dolphins. 10,000/10,000. (x10.) The Calvary: Skeletron Snipers. 7,000/7,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Skeletron Primes. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Gunsmiths. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x70.)
The Homelands: [Talist] The Cores: Pherix: 30,000/30,000 HP. (Temperature: 10,000oC.) MK-Watson-A: 500,000/500,000 HP. (Servos: III), LeiShi: 500,000/500,000 HP. (Chi: 35.) The Fleet: Relic Shards. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Hatchlings of Justicar 80,000/80,000 HP. (x4.) The Artillery: Enchanted Pages. 2,000/2,000 HP. (x50.) The Calvary: AXIS Powersuits. 8,000/8,000 HP. (x70.) The Soldiers: Elemental Finches. 3,000/3,000 HP. (x150.) The Pawns: Nanobots 1/1 HP. (x99,970.)
Obsidian Legion: [NinjaV2403] The Core: Obsidian Colossus. 600,000/600,000 HP. The Fleet: Obsidian Psiitanks. 300,000/300,000. (x2.) The Heavies: Psiilem Healers. 45,000/45,000. (x10.) The Artillery: Obsidian Psiilems. 20,000/20,000. (x15.) The Calvary: Enderman Assassins. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Enderman Warriors. 3,000/3,000 HP. (x125.) The Pawns: Soul Projections. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x120.)
Army of Platius: [zerithos] The Core: The THOR. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Bombers. 150,000/150,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Mortars. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x5.) The Artillery: White Nexi. 10,000/10,000 HP. (x5.) The Calvary: Towers. 7,000/7,000 HP. (x20.) The Soldiers: Drone Armada. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Emitters. 100/100 HP. (x50.)
Relic: [PG] HP: 112,000/200,000. Charges: Earth ----|---- Air ~ Fire ----|---- Water
Subspace Gunship: [PG] HP: 94/100. Sayonara, Sucker: I
SCP-044: [PG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Current Alchemies: None. Alchemy Blast: III Decommision Votes: II
Origin Wither: [PG] HP: 327,500/450,000.
Death: [The_Serpent] The Core: Thanatos: 630,000/630,000 HP. The Fleet: Furies: 300,000/300,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Reapers: 30,000/30,000 HP. (x25.) The Artillery: Living Shadow: 50,000/50,000 HP. (x12.) The Calvary: Soul Hunters: 7,000/7,000. (x100.) The Soldiers: Angered Spirits: 5,000/5,000 (x91.) The Pawns: Undead Troops: 1,500/1,500. (x55.)
Paradox Inc. Army: [K4yne] The Core: Burnt K4yne. 414,000/414,000 HP. The Fleet: Upside-Down Specters. 150,000/150,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Foxy Animatronics. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x20.) The Artillery: Badass Crimson Lance Engineers: 60,000/60,000 HP. (x5.) The Calvary: Ghast Riders. 5,000/5,000. (x138.) The Soldiers: Trolldiers. 5,000/5,000 (x51.)
Godmodder's Army: [Godmodder] The Core: Terror Enderdragon. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Terror Withers. 200,000/200,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Terror Guardians. 20,000/30,000 HP. (x17.) The Artillery: Terror Blazes. 10,000/10,000 HP. (x3.)
I order the blocking archers to move against the terror ghasts! They pillar up with cobblestone, and begin bridging out, occasionally stopping to fire arrows at the ghasts! Then, I have the unarmed noobs move in to attack! They're just there for distraction, so I order them to do nothing but run around and avoid fire! Then I have the noob cannoneers get on top of a mountain and blow them all to terror heaven! The whole time, I support them with Arcum Dei shots.
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ii: 25/50 +1 self
iii: 18/50 +1 self
iv: 8/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
(Trades received have not been accounted for due to time constraints, this is a mental note so that I remember to go back and count them)
(Army will be made when I have time :/)
NimbleQuest!
>Leonstar0: Use Star Sign: Zodiac - Libra on SF, then throw a shaken can of tab at SF so that when it bursts the majority of the contents enters the mouth of SF. Tab is the answer to everything.
Leonstar1: I heal an ally if I can, otherwise I shoot the death army with extra spicy doritos.
SPELLADEX
Spell Cards
Zodiac:
Star Sign: Zodiac - Libra = 0/3
Star Sign: Zodiac - Scorpio = 3/3
I duplicate 3 holy mackerel Gammas.
Holy Mackerel Gamma Count: 81
2/? for void sickle
1/? for ring OR raw chaos magic
Vriska arrives next round.
piono grabs Attachyon, loads in the Faceless Eight, and fires it into generic's army.
Tricky cartwheels his way through the sky over the godmodder's army, taking down large numbers of ghasts.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Looks like the now-organized noob army is doing much better for itself...
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A Rancid Cheese Wedge: [8/20]
Overworld: The strongmann machine, being what it is, should naturally be smacked with a hammer. That's how they work, right? Although they probably didn't mean a hammer quite as large as this one. *Kilometre-long hammer smashes the Strongmann Machine*
Void: Ooh, big things. I'm still going to wipe the floor with them. Make wish. Did you wish for me to KILL YOU? Wish GRANTED! *LAZOR*
Wilson Dreamscape: How's the computer test work?
4th wall: "Well, either I haven't had many opportunities to do that, or I've been showing more restraint than usual. Somehow, with all the interactions going on in this massive war, I seriously doubt that it's the former."
Blue's Tour: "I'm here for the tour." I chuckle for a bit, then drop my disguise and place the... er... I've forgotten what it's called... I place the whatever on a nearby table. "More seriously though, I'm partially here to try to get to know her better. You seem protective of her. Are you related to her? I've seen that kind of 'big brother' attitude before."
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
3/? for void sickle
2/? for chaos ring
piono whips out Nulla Stella and Denito Surrexit, and cracks the whip around in complex pattern, creating a series of wormholes, he stops time with Denito Surrexit, draws Ircucvci, and using the series of portals unleashes a devastating series of sword-swipes on generic's army during the time-stop.
Wallpost:
Eric rounds on engie.
If this is you being restrained more than usual, what makes you think I would want you in the IUPC?
The IUPC is peace-keeping organization, not a force of evil and destruction.
You should be glad I even allowed you to meet with us you monster.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I stab some Ghast Riders with the Melodic Alterblade.
Handmaid's Wands 6/9
Swiss Turnsword && Devil's Interval 4/X
Mr. Bones' Wild Guide 3/10
The Feline 33/35
The Beldam 33/40
Also, you misspelled "Enderman" in "Enderman Warriors"
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 3/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Assualt Drone: BT:Ultramarine the Relic
Fseftr: Pull it, I guess.
Pokeball Things: Nature, Magic
Evil Snow Man: Snow Fort
-HMAS Victor-
Am I related to her? You could say that... You should probably ask her about that...
If it were up to me... I would kick you off this ship... But... Blue wouldn't be very happy if I did that...
Wait... it is up to me... and she'd get over it... Hmm...
I grab all the melee weapons and whack the machine as well.
I then shoot it repeatedly.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
"So, I'd totally be in on your secret police or whatever they are, but *Static* I'm being attacked just now."
The link is filled with the sound of war, then cut off.
Alchemy 3/?
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
A Rancid Cheese Wedge: [9/20]
Overworld: And then I smack the Strongmann Machine with the More Gun, since that's technically part hammer.
4th wall: "Hilarious. Absolutely hilarious. What makes you think the IUPC has been such a knight in shining armor? I've seen too many extreme methods used against beings like me to believe that anymore. It's like shooting people for eating bread, for the benefit of the yeast."
Blue's tour: "You could certainly try. In fact, I'm surprised that you let me into this room. But you seem to not know all the facts. Did Blue remember to inform you exactly what I happen to be? With the way you're acting, I'm not sure whether that's a normal reaction, or you really have no idea what I am. Here's a hint: imagine whatever is currently threatening this place, only scaled up significantly."
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
I run up to Piono and bash his stupid face in with the Crowbar, then attempt to 8r8k his alchemies with it so that he can STOP BEING SO FREAKING OP.
I once again attempt to deal 1 damage to every entity in Piono's army, and erect a barrier of Perfectly Generic Alchemiters and AlchMeeMiters around me before the Godmodder can hit me with either of his alchemized Banhammers.
Fluorite Octet && Libra Pin = Turquoise Octet (Level 8: 9/9)
Fluorite Octet && Taurus Pin = Copper Octet (Level 8: 9/9)
Fluorite Octet && Virgo Pin = Emerald Octet (Level 8: 9/9)
\/ It worked on the narrative console broadcast thing. And even without its powers it still has the ability to break things normally, like a normal crowbar.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
^ Yes, but some of the alchemies piono has are literally the size of mountains.
/null
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 3/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 0/2
Assualt Drone: BT:Colormatic the Relic
Fseftr:
Pokeball Things: Nature, Magic
Evil Snow Man:
-Blue's Tour-
Blue said you were a dangerous AI drone or something... Are you not one?
What's threatening this place? Now that I think about it.... I know very little about why we're here...
I usually deal with the actual business... and leave Blue to lead the less... legitimate aspects...
And don't think I didn't notice that... I don't appreciate you threatening me...
"Maybe."
I use Teleslash Lvl 10 Whirlwind Uproar on the Strongmann machine.
I climb it and either attempt to pick, or bash in, the lock.
I then jump off on to the plate, with weapons aiming to kill. The machine that is.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
11/50 Space Kracken...11/50 Jebbediah Kerman...11/50 The Elderich Obelisk...DASHED SCRATCHED UNSCREWED FIXITDOIT8/? The Thing
MY INVENTORY
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
(Gerbil Clone): 1. 1.0115923. 2. D. 3. Without mods or downgrading, no; because spruce wood logs create planks, and vanilla provides no way for converting to and fro. 4. 1 HP, or half a heart. 5. E. I read the next page.
Gerbil Ghost Image ==> Execute: Brass Tacks - Jazz Hands. Target: Strongmann.
Void Army ==> Lockin. Target: Godmodder's Army.
Abilities
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=SIDEQUEST=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
The ruined machinery is in the future!
[quote=Leonstar0;/members/Leonstar0;/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-the-massive?comment=16381]-snip-
NimbleQuest!
>Leonstar0: Use Star Sign: Zodiac - Libra on SF, then throw a shaken can of tab at SF so that when it bursts the majority of the contents enters the mouth of SF. Tab is the answer to everything.
-snip- "Ah! Wha-owowow...o-*COUGH**COUGH*BLARG! Ugh..."
[quote=engie_ninja;/members/engie_ninja;/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-the-massive?comment=16384]-snip-
Void: Ooh, big things. I'm still going to wipe the floor with them. Make wish. Did you wish for me to KILL YOU? Wish GRANTED! *LAZOR*
-snip- 50 Void Masters killed! 10 The Destroyers killed! The Destroyers start to hum a melody...
12/15 Hilt reforged
12/15 Blade reforged
Claw Gloves || Sunspot = Coronal Claws 10/10
Sunspot > Very Fine = Blue Giant 11/11
Assists: +2 Erelye
THE PaTH HaS BEEN SET. REaLIZE YOUR PURPOSE OSIH. DESTROY THE TaLL ONES. I WILL NOW ENTER WITH PLATIUS.
The Cat finally comes out of stasis, as it has charged a total of 30 posts, these are its stats:
God Cat [N]
100,000 HP
Attacks:
Basic (auto attack): Epic blasts ~5,000 damage, does extra damage against meme related entities.
D'awwwwww: 3 update charge, incapacitates whatever it hits for one turn and forces that update to block attacks against God Cat for that Turn as well
Kitten Omnipotence: activates on reaching zero health, turns the most darkly themed entity on the battlefield into a giant flying kitten with lazer eyes for two turns, somewhat reduces max health and prevents specials from activating for duration, lasts two updates
Specials: Extra dimensional: vanishes from reality to avoid one attack. Infinite cute: Upon reaching zero health, does not die, jsut stops fighting as an entity and becomes invincible (don't worry, it will leave after its purpose is fulfilled)
Cod Cat is not in anyway affiliated with Homestuck, MSPA, or Andrew Hussie. Its concept was created before I had any knowledge of GCat and therefore exists outside of the Homestuck universe as just another Omnipotent cat. © zerithos 2014
A ball of yarn pops out of nowhere above a random entity and fall on them. God Cat mauls them viciously.
The cloaked man, still angry, desecrates the remains of AXIS with his new Coronal Claws, whether or not AXIS is destroyed, and then sets his sights on The Relic. He draws Blue Giant and raises it high. His teleport clones appear everywhere and charge at all angles at The Relic. Not a single one distinguishable from him in anyway. They all jump on The Relic and vanish immediately. The cloaked man is nowhere to be seen! Out of the sky plummets a dark shape. As it nears, the cloaked man can be spinning at a speed that puts Sonic the Hedgehog's spin dash to shame, and then causes it to become a social outcast. Blue Giant spins with him, turning him into a sawblade capable of killing ghosts. He crushes through The Relic, leaving a gaping hole in it. A family of angry raccoons promptly move in and harm it even more.
At the same time, the sky shatters. The sky shatters into a thousand different brilliantly different pieces. The pieces then repair themselves before chicken little gets a chance to freak out. The sky warps and twists, and eventually rips itself apart. Out of the gaping whole in reality warps the Anti-creeper armada.
Army of Platius: [zerithos (should technically be neutral, but who cares)] The Core: The THOR 500,000/500,000. The Fleet: Bombers 150,000/150,000. (x3.) The Heavies: Mortars 100,000/100,000. (x5.) The Artillery: White Nexi 10,000/10,000. (x5.) The Calvary: Towers 7,000/7,000. (x20.) The Soldiers: Drone Armada 5,000/5,000. (x100.) The Pawns: Emmiters 100/100. (x50.)
The THOR, bombers, Mortars, Drone armada, Towers, and Emmiters can attack from anywhere, being able to either teleport, move quickly throught the air, or teleport their attacks, even while stationary.
The THOR is a huge starship capable of devastating air-to-ground strikes, it fires missiles, lazers, and bombs.
The Bombers drop anti-creeper loads (which is essentially living magma, and can eat through whatever it touches and flow across the landscape, meaning that their attacks AOE and are not a normal status effect, because it has to be destroyed for it to stop attacking)
The Mortars shoot extremely powerful bombs with a large radius.
The White Nexi may seem under-powered, part are actually extra-dimensional, meaning you can't damage them normally, as they exist outside of space. They also can adapt to steal enemy capabilities, and release anti-creeper in large amounts around them, but can not move.
The Towers send out Phantoms at regular intervals, and these phantoms are so close to being invulnerable that they would get to you before you can destroy them, and at that point they'll just burst anti-creeper on you. Destroying the towers themselves drops anti-creeper around them.
The drones just blow up stuff with lazers.
The emitters have the same incredible resistance as the Nexus, making them more difficult to take down than would be expected, and nigh invulnerable to conventional attacks. They send out waves of anti-creeper as well.
(Feel free to edit this Twin)
In the cockpit of The THOR, a garbled message comes in:
PlaTIUS MY FRIEND, I aPOLOGIZE FROM PULLING YOU aWaY FROM YOUR MISSION. REST aSSURED YOU aRE SUPPORTING a NOBLE MaN aND a NOBLE CaUSE.
Of course Cogito, you are a good friend and this is a good chance to try out the experimental White Division of the NNHA.
THaNK YOU, aND GOOD LUCK.
If I make a mistake on something, feel free to correct me. I'm always open to improvement.
=CHARGE=
-48 / 50- MasterChairREDUX
-26 / 30- The Wall (Changed to 30, now an individual summon)
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I switch the ARMISTYX to CATAPULT SCYTHE MODE and fling myself towards the Trolldiers.
Still holding onto the ARMISTYX, I switch it to GIANT SNOWPLOW SCYTHE mode and plow the Trolldiers down.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
7/25 Health Care Package
6/25 Health Care Package
> R. K.: Healing Uberghast Roland with Hippocrates 451.
> Burnt K4yne: I plow down back into Irecreepers Army.
"No one attacks me Trolldiers and then keeps his delicious army!"
---
Strange Hippocrates 451
Uber: 100%
MMMMPH: 0%
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
I take it "I" = your army.
HMAS One gets sucked into a wormhole! 6,000 damage!
5,000 damage to the Strongmann Machine!
Okay, I'm confused. (This is what happens when you don't add stats to your entities! :P) Can you list ALL the individual parts of the Anachronism and the amount of time it took for you to charge them? That would help.
The AXIS is dead already!
Shotgunception && Depleted Phlebotinum Rounds && Ruin Seed = The Plot Derailer (Level 20: 1/21)
1 zillion damage! The Godmodder rounds it to 10,000 damage using server commands though.
> insert_generic_username: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 GENERIC STORM - DRILLGENERIGORG
10,000 damage to the Strongmann Machine!
5,000 damage to the Strongmann Machine!
Should I even respond to his posts, guys? I guess I SHOULD, but... they're all like this. They're all the same.
Since you didn't specify what you hit with the gun, you just vaporize a rock with it.
6,000 damage!
> NinjaV2403: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 FISHTECH - FILLET HOUR
You raise the Swiss Turnswords and severely aggress the Death Army, slicing them through multiple time periods! You fillet every one of your targets with your fishes' sharp points, and eventually multiple timeclones of you appear to finish the job! 10 Undead Troops killed!
Swiss Turnsword && Devil's Interval = Circle of Fifths (Level 8: 1/9)
._. It came out in English and in perfect sentences... How would that NOT be what it's supposed to say?
> Leonstar0: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 2 CELESTIA - PULSAR
You focus stellar power into a white-hot ball of energy and augment it with New Dawn! Suddenly, two blazing beams of light eject themselves from the sphere's poles and fly into the Death Army! The sphere spins rapidly, creating a giant arc of destruction! 10 Undead Troops fall under the assault.
> Nimbleguy: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 2 VEXING RAGTIME
You summon the netherworldly duplicates of your three previous jazz legends straight from the grave: Butterfaux Bigtoe, Silent Bryan, and Quicksilver Skins. They're all quick as a whip, and full of fire and hatred. They preform the fastest jazz piece you've ever heard in your life; so fast, that the entire area around them catches fire! Hellish energies channel around the Strongmann Machine; 5,000 damage!
I explained the entire concept of armies a few turns ago. Go back and check.
Normal entities will never come back into power. Sorry!
The Godmodder uppercuts your fist with a foot that contains exactly 6,666 polygons! The two become an unrecognizable mass of polygons that form a blob on the ground.
4,500 damage to the Strongmann Machine!
X-Isostopper && Enlarged Hydrogen Atoms = X-Hydrostopper (Level 4: 1/5)
20 Baseline Humans killed!
In case you were planning on using your Finale Operandi, don't even bother. You should have used it back at the beginning of Act 3 for it to have even been useful. It's lost its power by now.
7,000 damage to the Origin Wither!
9,500 damage to the Strongmann Machine!
Terror Ghast killed!
+7,000 HP!
9 Baseline Humans killed!
10,000 damage to the Origin Wither!
5 Terror Ghasts killed!
7,000 damage to the Strongmann Machine!
The Godmodder quickly patches the black hole out of existence by accelerating its Hawking radiation, diminishing it to a tiny pinprick!
They bounce off of the machine and tumble onto the floor.
8-1-5-4-2-5-7-7
A giant fluorite cuttlefish appears and rentlessly probes the Strongmann Machine with its flagella. 8,000 damage!
9,000 damage!
You haven't perfected your Gambit Schema to begin with, so taking out a Schema Pumpkin would serve no purpose! Plus, the time for such an event to occur has passed. You really should have done it on Halloween!
9,000 damage to the Strongmann Machine!
9,500 damage to the Origin Wither!
THE RING DEADER: A golden machine gun worn as a gauntlet over the hand. It flashes with chaotic energies as well as the power of the end. In addition to possessing teleportation over a small area, it can transport the user to a completely different area by thinking about it, although this feature should be seldom used. Its innocuous double is a golden ring.
10,000 damage to the Strongmann Machine!
> insert_generic_username: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 HELLA DICEROLL - JEFFING AWESOME
10,000 damage to the Strongmann Machine!
5-7-6-2-1-8-6-3
A happy emoticon appears and crushes the Strongmann Machine. It appears to be screaming "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" 9,000 damage!
Alchemy Alteration Field added to your army!
The Godmodder quickly constructs a working Catenative Doomsday Dice Cascader out of it, then stores it in his inventory for later use.
30,000 Orcs killed!
ELEMENT'S ENDER: A glass pistol that seems to hold the power and ammunition of every single element in the periodic table. Extremely fragile.
X-Isostopper && Xenon Atoms = X-Xenostopper (Level 4: 1/5)
10,000 damage to the Strongmann Machine!
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 DOWNPOUR - NOAH'S FLOOD
17,000 damage to the Relic!
The Ion Cannon deals an additional 3,000 damage!
3,000 damage to both Uberghasts!
The HHHH's inherent Halloween energies deal 12,000 damage to the Strongmann Machine!
7,000 damage to the Relic!
Shadow Army? What's that?
SACRED SWORD: A sword emblazoned with grey, green, and orange colors. An aura of justice surrounds it.
Adamantium Door || Fear No Anvil = Hephaestus's Gate (Level 10: 1/11)
8,000 damage to the Strongmann Machine!
No, they aren't.
Lv. 10 alchemies deal 10,000 damage, not 20,000 damage. Lv. 10 Battle Techniques deal 20,000 damage though.
You reforge the Master Emerald.
2 Terror Ghasts killed!
The Godmodder would just brainwash these guys, but we've already got a massive battle of armies going around, so he banishes the battleships to the Furthest Ring, never to return.
4,000 damage to the Strongmann Machine!
Is this... all roleplay? What are you even targeting?
I'd like to note that killing the Core is what destroys the army, and that's how all armies work. It's the Core's purpose, like how in chess, if the King is captured, the game's over instantly. Actually, a lot of this is like chess. Some of it was intentional.
Your smash deals 3,000 damage to the Strongmann Machine!
> Netpatham: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 DRAW - SLICK SPADES
You materialize four additional copies of Lancer and summon the Midnight Crew behind generic's back. You arm them all with the weapon, which you've customized to only have the suit of the mobster. Spades Slick leads the charge, firing thousands of spade rounds at the Strongmann Machine! The others follow suit and fire their rounds, with you taking up the rear, firing whatever. Slick jumps at the Machine and slices it with his numerous Trusty Knifes afterwards. 10,000 damage!
I love how you think punching a Turret that can withstand the might of the Hellkite Dragons without receiving a scratch will work.
NULLA STELLA: A whip as black as the night sky itself, at least, without stars. It possesses absolute power over space itself, bending it to its needs. It can change the position of objects, manipulate their size and shape, and teleport its user anywhere. It can also store innumerable objects in its frame and can create wormholes at will.
The Greyeye || Fourth-Wall Shard = Narrative Killer (Level 30: 1/31)
Ircucvci || Terra Firma && Levis Ignis && Diluvium && Superosque && Vi Naturae && Navitas Nox && Arctoae && Arcum Aereum && Denito Surrexit && Nulla Stella = God's Forger (Level 65: 1/66)
Got it.
Technically, armies are only supposed to attack during the End-of-Turn Battle. However, since you specified a target for them, I'll have them attack the Terror Ghasts.
You kill a Terror Ghast with Arcum Dei!
4 Angered Sprits are impaled by the Doritos!
Ring || Raw Chaos Magic = Marble Ring (Level 2: 1/3)
You use the Faceless Eight.
8-4-4-4-2-4-6-8
IT'S SO EXCITING THERE'S SUDDENLY TWO OF ME. Oh hey look, it's Thanatos! He fires a massive beam of athelete's foot at the Perfectly Generic Army, killing 15 Skylark Brawlers and Hamartiologist Joculators!
2 Terror Ghasts killed!
Thankfully, a proper life as an army whips members into shape quickly.
8,500 damage to the Strongmann Machine!
4 Candy Corn Rainbow Drinkers killed!
2 Ghast Riders killed!
Fixed.
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 BLUE, BLUE - ULTRAMARINE
15,000 damage to the Relic!
Didn't you just use it?
Your whacking and shooting deals 5,000 damage to the Strongmann Machine!
9,500 damage to the Strongmann Machine!
> insert_generic_username: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 .JPEG'S IRE - ONCEST
10,000 damage to the Strongmann Machine!
The White Whaler deals an additional 9,000 damage!
Next attack of piono's (if he does one) involving alchemies fails!
The Curse of Repetitiveness™ stops you!
TURQUOISE OCTET: A set of eight turquoise D8s. They are used by rolling the complete set. Depending on what side the dice land on, one of potentially sixteen million attacks will be used.
COPPER OCTET: A set of eight copper D8s. They are used by rolling the complete set. Depending on what side the dice land on, one of potentially sixteen million attacks will be used.
EMERALD OCTET: A set of eight emerald D8s. They are used by rolling the complete set. Depending on what side the dice land on, one of potentially sixteen million attacks will be used.
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 COMPLEMENTARY - COLORMATIC
12,500 damage to the Relic!
> Netpatham: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 TELESLASH - WHIRLWIND UPROAR
10,000 damage to the Strongmann Machine!
The lock's ghostly energies cackle and inject you full of electricity, zapping you off! You fall to the ground and die of fall damage.
> Nimbleguy: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 BRASS TACKS - JAZZ HANDS
You grab two tubas and play them using only your hands (yes, they still work even without you actually blowing into the instrument)! The sheer incomprehensibility of this deals 7,500 damage to the Strongmann Machine!
God Cat added! Army of Platius added!
4 Trolldiers killed!
+7,000 HP!
6 Chair-Knights killed!
Both HMAS Ships deal 20,000 damage to the Origin Wither! The God Cat deals 8,000 damage to Uberghast Roland since a ball of yarn was dropped on it!
The Army of Darkness, Control Core Tank, KOAXM Army, Team Microsoft Cloud Army, and Blue's Fleet do not target anything! Seriously, guys! Remember to have them target things. The Forces of Mordor kill 15 Candy Corn Rainbow Drinkers!
The Perfectly Generic Army deals 100,000 damage to Uberghast Hello! Ire's Chair Legion kills 25 Trolldiers! The Crusade of Stál kills 18 Terror Ghasts! The Noob Army kills all remaining Terror Ghasts and a Terror Blaze! The Heretic Grayholdium deals 5,000 damage to a Terror Blaze! Their defense is high... The Army of Choice kills Uberghast Roland! The Smash Army, Obsidian Legion, and the Army of Platius do not target anything!. The Void Army kills a Terror Blaze! The Omega-2 Battalion kills a Terror Guardian and deals 3,000 damage to a Terror Blaze! The Terragen Civilization kills a Terror Blaze! The Army of Terraria kill a Terror Guardian! The Homelands kills Uberghast Hello, deal 10,000 damage to a Terror Guardian and kill 20 Undead Troops!
The Relic uses Tremor twice, dealing 12,000 damage to HMAS Two! It gains two Earth Charges. The Origin Wither deals 15,000 damage to both HMAS ships! Death kills all Skylark Brawlers and Hamartiologist Joculators! Paradox Inc. Army does not target anything! The Godmodder's Army kills 25 Automated Fighters! The Godmodder destroys HMAS One in one shot!
The sky darkens, and the sun sets... The massive fires created by the constant spray of artillery and explosives light up the Battlefield and make it a beacon for GodCraft. The Massive Battle is heating up now, and the endgame draws near...
The Itinerary:
> AGs: Defeat the Godmodder's Terror Army!
> AGs: Defeat the Army of Darkness before it can use its special!
> AGs: Defeat the Forces of Mordor! It has a lot of troops.
> AGs: Finish off the Strongmann Machine!
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!
> PGs: Defeat the Army of Darkness before it can use its special!
> PGs: Defeat the Forces of Mordor! It has a lot of troops.
> PGs: Finish off the Strongmann Machine!
> PGs: Defend the Godmodder's Terror Army!
The Battlefield:
THE OPERATOR: [???]
Strongmann Machine: [N BOSS] Damage Dealt: 433,500/500,000.
HMAS Two: [N] HP: 83,000/170,000.
God Cat: [N] HP: 100,000/100,000. Cuteness Overload: III
Army of Darkness: [ManiacMasteR] The Core: Oblivion Cocoon. 750,000/750,000 HP. The Fleet: Shadow Demons. 200,000/200,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Shadow Tanks. 35,000/35,000 HP. (x20.) The Artillery: Shadow Snipers. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x40.) The Calvary: Shadow Enginers: 2,000/2,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Shadow Undeads. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x44.) Rise: IIIII
Control Core Tank: [engie_ninja] The Core: Control Core. 800,000/800,000 HP. The Fleet: Juggernaut Plating. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x8.) The Heavies: Neo Tanks. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Nova Launchers. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x20.) The Calvary: Planet Cracker Guns. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Shadow Undeads. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Shadow Soldiers. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x70.)
KOAXM Army: [5l1n65h07] The Core: System Defender 6.6.6. 660,000/660,000 HP. The Fleet: Neo Recognizers. 360,000/360,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: Destroyer Cannons. 66,600/66,600 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Plasma Spheres. 16,600/16,600 HP. (x20.) The Calvary: Mecha-Spiders. 6,600/6,6000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Deadly Tops. 3,300/3,300 HP. (x100.)
Team Microsoft Cloud Army: [The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man] The Core: Ultra-Dai Microsoft Cloud. 650,000/650,000 HP. The Fleet: X-Gunzans. 130,000/130,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Idea-Bots. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x8.) The Artillery: Microsoft Ultra Halo Robotic Drill. 250,000/250,000 HP. The Calvary: Halo Armor Snipers. 10,000/10,000 HP. (x50.) The Soldiers: Meme Teamers. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Shadow Soldiers. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x70.)
Forces of Mordor: [pionoplayer] The Core: Sauron: ???/??? HP. The Monster: Ancalagon the Black: 1,000,000/1,000,000 HP. The Fleet: Dragons. 300,000/300,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Oliephants. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x150.) The Artillery: Balrogs. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x25.) The Calvary: Trolls. 10/10 HP. (x200,000.) The Soldiers: Uruk-Hai. 2/2 HP. (x1,000,000.) The Pawns: Orcs. 1/1 HP. (x3,969,970.)
Blue's Fleet: [fseftr] The Core: HMAS Victor. 750,000/10,000,000 Shields. The Fleet: HMAS Amplifier & Magnifier. 250,000/250,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: Super Suits. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Satellite Weapons. 40,000/40,000 HP. (x5.) The Calvary: Elite Drones. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x75.) The Soldiers: Automated Fighters. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x50.)
Perfectly Generic Army: [insert_generic_username] The Core: Blue Generic Trickster Catenative Condescension. 612,000/612,000 HP. The Fleet: Fearsome Cherubs. 130,000/130,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Gambling Bards. 40,000/40,000 HP. (x13.) The Artillery: Drollgenerigorgs. 10,000/10,000 HP. (x25.) The Calvary: Trickster Gamblignants. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x120.) The Soldiers: Candy Corn Rainbow Drinkers. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x89.) Alchemy Alteration Field: 100,000/100,000 HP.
Ire's Chair Legion: [Irecreeper] The Core: Augmented Ire. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Charriers. 150,000/150,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Helix Archangels. 40,000/40,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Master Chair-Barrage. 10,000/10,000 HP. (x10.) The Calvary: Twitchy Infantry. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Hoverchairs. 4,000/4,000 HP. (x95.) The Pawns: Chair-Knights. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x48.) Chairstorm Finale: III
Crusade of Stál: [RagnoRock987654321] The Core: Knotr of Konun. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Stál's Paladins. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x5.) The Heavies: Herk of Stál 10,000/10,000 (x40.) The Carrier: Stálpunk's Brun 200,000/200,000. The Calvary: Riddari. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Stálcarl. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.)
Noob Army: [TT2000] The Core: TT2012. 450,000/450,000 HP. The Fleet: Blocking Archers. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x5.) The Heavies: Diamond Heavies. 25,000/25,000 (x20.) The Artillery: Noob Cannoneers: 7,000/7,000. (x100.) The Calvary: Horseriding Noobs. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Lumberjack Noobs. 3,000/3,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Unarmed Noobs. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x62.)
Heretic Grayholdium: [TheLordErelye] The Core: Na'fuldtpyepth'a. 500,000/500,000. The Fleet: Winged Terrors. 60,000/60,000 HP. (x10.) The Heavies: Tainted Waylords: 55,000/55,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Mad Thaumaturges: 20,000/20,000 HP. (x25.) The Calvary: Tentacular Inkstreams: 10,000/10,000 (x70.) The Soldiers: Archnecromancers. 20,000/20,000 HP. (15.) The Pawns: Animated Death Tomes: 1,000/1,000 (x90.)
Army of Choice: [The_Nonexistent_Tazz] The Core: Crazy Hand. 550,000/550,000. The Fleet: The Aces. 250,000/250,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Grand Ranch Cannons: 40,000/40,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Dynamite Dynamos: 20,000/20,000 HP. (x15.) The Calvary: Ranch Dressing Elemental Engineers: 6,000/6,000 (x100.) The Soldiers: Lesser Ranch Dressing Elementals. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Mad Bombers: 1,000/1,000 (x120.) Triple Truffle Shuffle Scuffle: Locked.
Smash Army: [Goomba98] The Core: Master Core: 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Kihunters: 60,000/60,000. (x9.) The Heavies: Boom Stompers: 30,000/30,000. (x20.) The Artillery: Roturrets: 5,000/5,000. (x50.) The Cavalry: Devil Cars: 7,000/7,000. (x100.) The Soldiers: Darknuts: 5,000/5,000. (x100.) The Pawns: Waddle Dees: 1,000/1,000. (x70.)
Void Army: [Nimbleguy] The Core: The Master. 600,000/600,000 HP. Fleet: The Cancer 450,000/450,000. The Heavies: The Princes. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x4.) The Artillery: The Apprentices. 30,000 HP. (x10.) The Cavalry: The Destroyers. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Void Masters. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Void Clouds: 1,000/1,000 HP. (x70.)
Omega-2 Battalion: [Netpatham] The Core: HEX-02 Omega Class Battleship. HP: 600,000/600,000. The Fleet: Interfaced Thaumium-Class Battleships. 350,000/350,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: Thaumechanical Constructs. 20,000/20,000 HP. (x30.) The Artillery: Castcannons. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Calvary: HEX-Bot Models. 8,000/8,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Thaumic Battlebots. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Thaumic Drones. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x70.)
Terragen Civilization: [OverlordXcano] The Core: AI God. 750,000/750,000 HP. The Fleet: S3 Archailect. 300,000/300,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Ultra-Tech Cyborg. 45,000/45,000. (x10.) The Artillery: Auto-War Seeds. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Calvary: Nanotech Beings. 7,000/7,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Automated War Vests. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Baseline Humans. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x41.)
Army of Terraria: [jondanger23] The Core: Terrarian Core. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Enraged Planteras. 55,000/55,000 HP. (x10.) The Heavies: Normal Planteras. 30,000/30,000. (x15.) The Artillery: Space Dolphins. 10,000/10,000. (x10.) The Calvary: Skeletron Snipers. 7,000/7,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Skeletron Primes. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Gunsmiths. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x70.)
The Homelands: [Talist] The Cores: Pherix: 30,000/30,000 HP. (Temperature: 10,000oC.) MK-Watson-A: 500,000/500,000 HP. (Servos: III), LeiShi: 500,000/500,000 HP. (Chi: 35.) The Fleet: Relic Shards. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Hatchlings of Justicar 80,000/80,000 HP. (x4.) The Artillery: Enchanted Pages. 2,000/2,000 HP. (x50.) The Calvary: AXIS Powersuits. 8,000/8,000 HP. (x70.) The Soldiers: Elemental Finches. 3,000/3,000 HP. (x150.) The Pawns: Nanobots 1/1 HP. (x99,970.)
Obsidian Legion: [NinjaV2403] The Core: Obsidian Colossus. 600,000/600,000 HP. The Fleet: Obsidian Psiitanks. 300,000/300,000. (x2.) The Heavies: Psiilem Healers. 45,000/45,000. (x10.) The Artillery: Obsidian Psiilems. 20,000/20,000. (x15.) The Calvary: Enderman Assassins. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Enderman Warriors. 3,000/3,000 HP. (x125.) The Pawns: Soul Projections. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x120.)
Army of Platius: [zerithos] The Core: The THOR. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Bombers. 150,000/150,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Mortars. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x5.) The Artillery: White Nexi. 10,000/10,000 HP. (x5.) The Calvary: Towers. 7,000/7,000 HP. (x20.) The Soldiers: Drone Armada. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Emitters. 100/100 HP. (x50.)
Relic: [PG] HP: 112,000/200,000. Charges: Earth ----|---- Air ~ Fire ----|---- Water
Subspace Gunship: [PG] HP: 94/100. Sayonara, Sucker: I
SCP-044: [PG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Current Alchemies: None. Alchemy Blast: III Decommision Votes: II
Origin Wither: [PG] HP: 327,500/450,000.
Death: [The_Serpent] The Core: Thanatos: 630,000/630,000 HP. The Fleet: Furies: 300,000/300,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Reapers: 30,000/30,000 HP. (x25.) The Artillery: Living Shadow: 50,000/50,000 HP. (x12.) The Calvary: Soul Hunters: 7,000/7,000. (x100.) The Soldiers: Angered Spirits: 5,000/5,000 (x91.) The Pawns: Undead Troops: 1,500/1,500. (x55.)
Paradox Inc. Army: [K4yne] The Core: Burnt K4yne. 414,000/414,000 HP. The Fleet: Upside-Down Specters. 150,000/150,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Foxy Animatronics. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x20.) The Artillery: Badass Crimson Lance Engineers: 60,000/60,000 HP. (x5.) The Calvary: Ghast Riders. 5,000/5,000. (x138.) The Soldiers: Trolldiers. 5,000/5,000 (x51.)
Godmodder's Army: [Godmodder] The Core: Terror Enderdragon. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Terror Withers. 200,000/200,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Terror Guardians. 20,000/30,000 HP. (x17.) The Artillery: Terror Blazes. 10,000/10,000 HP. (x3.)
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 16/125. Killstreak: 47.
Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [PL]
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III DISABLED (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII DISABLED (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (The_Serpent)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII DISABLED (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III DISABLED (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III READY (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Sacred Items:
0 Hog Slop
0 Elf Tears
0 Pie Filling
0 Weasel Snot