i: 50/50 <-- Not enough time and internet is on the fritz
ii: 25/25 +1 self < (This is too good to resist)
iii: 19/50 +1 self
iv: 9/50 +1 self
v: 1/50
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
(Trades received have not been accounted for due to time constraints, this is a mental note so that I remember to go back and count them)
(Army will be made when I have time :/)
NimbleQuest!
25/25 EXPENDED, Belly Badges Summoned on TP, Leonstar0 and Talist >Leonstar0: Tell everyone to quickly gather around in a circle around SF and rub their belly badges! CARE-MINECRAFTIAN STARE!
(Too hard... Could Not Resist....Childhood...Must, Embrace...)
Leonstar1: Seeing how effective Doritos and Tab is, I fire both into The Death Army in a volley of utter happiness and rainbows. This completely destroys their gothic/brooding mentality as unicorns suddently start descending from the heavens to eat their favorite treats. Rainbows spring up from every step like flowers in a blissful Technicolor Grove, utterly crushing The Death Army with the power of love and tolerance. All attacks deal extra damage to the death army this round.
SPELLADEX
Spell Cards
Zodiac:
Star Sign: Zodiac - Libra = 1/3
Star Sign: Zodiac - Scorpio = 3/3
I take out the world's tiniest hammer and tap the strongmann machine with it.
But then. I reach up. And pull off my mask. To reveal....A GIANT HAMMERHEAD. Yes, I was actually a hammer DISGUISED as TT2000 the WHOLE TIME. Only one thing left to do...
SLAM!!!
I then pull off my hammerhead to reveal that I was actually TT2000 disguised as a hammer disguised as TT2000 all along!
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POST 1; 11/50 Space Kracken... 11/50 Jebbediah Kerman... 11/50 The Elderich Obelisk... DASHED SCRATCHED UNSCREWED FIXIT DOIT
8/? The Thing MY INVENTORY
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
(Gerbil Clone): I read the next page. I converted 1.85 to fathoms! 5. C. 4. 2 HP, or 1 heart. While I am doing all that, I rearrange the Shard of Pain, paint it, and do about anything to make it look like a spaceship! I then attach some boosters onto the Shard of Pain and spray "New Spaceship Smell" on it. The Shard of Pain looks, flys, and smells like a spaceship... So it must be one! Space Kracken, you know what to do. Then, still using my AMAZING MULTITASKING SKILLSt™, I pull on the girdle.
Gerbil Ghost Image ==> Execute: Java Smash - Runtime. Target: Strongmann.
Void Army ==> Lockin. Target: God Cat. Abilities
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=SIDEQUEST=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
-snip-
Void: Cool song. I have a better one. It's better.
This is now an RPG style battle. Because I said so.
-snip-
...What is an rpg style battle like, exactly? The Destroyer's humming starts to become louder than your music... It seems like some orchestral pizzicato is being played following the rhythm, too...
[quote=Leonstar0;/members/Leonstar0;/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-the-massive?comment=16420]-snip-
NimbleQuest!
25/25 EXPENDED, Belly Badges Summoned on TP, Leonstar0 and Talist >Leonstar0: Tell everyone to quickly gather around in a circle around SF and rub their belly badges! CARE-MINECRAFTIAN STARE!
(Too hard... Could Not Resist....Childhood...Must, Embrace...)
-snip- ... "WHAT IS THIS MADNESS!?!?! WHYWHATWHYWHAT... Whaskjhdeuohajdgjhasbguegus----OU-OU T O-OF MEM---..." The Shadowy Figure lyes on the ground, his device beside him. The device seems to be getting ready to activate... You should take care of that.
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=TURN TWO=
=CHARGE=
-50 / 50- MasterChairREDUX -> EXECUTE.
-28 / 30- The Wall
+2 to Modpack
=SUMMON=
A package lands on the battlefield, right next to the Chair Legion.
It bursts open in a display of pyrotechnics, flashing lights, chairs and cabbages.
What appears to be a giant robotic scorpion, with a massive railgun instead of a stinger, emerges from the box.
Master Chair Redux has finally been deployed.
[AG] Master Chair Redux
HP: 175,000
Power: 10 / 10 (Power is required to execute stronger attacks.)
Attacks: Chair Cannon: Fires it's main cannon, dealing 15,000 damage. 0POW. Chair Pulse: Fires out several chairs in three directions, dealing 7,000 damage to each targeted entity. 2POW. Chair Shell: Requires the Chair-Orb. Creates a 10,000 HP shield around an entity. Non-AG's targeted by this must destroy the shield to attack. 3POW. Chair Railgun: Takes three turns to charge. Fires the onboard railgun, dealing 30,000 damage to a target. 4POW. Recharge: Restores all Power, and has a 50% chance to stun Master Chair Redux.
[AG] Splinter Launchers (Attached to MCR.)
HP: 5,000 (x4)
Attack: Fires several splinters at an enemy, dealing 3,000 damage. 1POW.
[AG] Chair-Orb (Attached to MCR.)
HP: 30,000
Passive: Allows Chair Shell to be used.
=COMMAND=
MCR will use Chair Cannon on Sauron's Army.
The Splinter Cannons will target Sauron's Army. (Total Cost: 1 POWER)
I use Smashfrom to become a perfect merger of every Pikachu in Super Smash Bros...With the palette of the 3DS's Blue Goggle Pikahcu, because I like those goggles. I proceed to take FEAR NO ANVIL in one stubby Pikachu paw, jump up to an improbable height, do several frontflips purely for style, and slam FEAR NO ANVIL at the STRONGMANN MACHINE, channeling all of it's inherent powers and unleashing a THUNDER attack on it for additional electrical damage.
Ugh, I have procrastinated SO much on unveiling this...well, now's the time...
40 POST CHARGE...
BE UNLEASHED!
Welcome, fools, to fighting the...
ULTIMATE FORGE CANNON!
How it works is simple! It can be fired THREE times. It's an attack, not an entity! Each shot does more damage than the last! As for its appearance, it is a giant metal cannon mounted as the arrow on a super sized version of FORGE'S LIGHT! And the arrows it fires? They are literally ARROW-SHAPED ALCHEMY CLUSTERS!
I'll save the shots for when a suitably powerful enemy appears. I don't want to use this on the strongmann machine...
I use ONCEST and the Unbreakable Katana on the Strongmann Machine (or Death if the spoil's been claimed.)I also throw the Strongmann Machine(or Death) into Piono's army 1,111,111,025,413,612 times. I then politely ask the Godmodder for his Catenative Doomsday Dice Cascader.
Minigun && Fluorite Octet 2/??
Steve? is roughly 1.0115923 fathoms tall. (Googled a few things) (wait nimble said that) (that's weird that it's apparently wrong even though that's 1.85 meters) (slightly less than 2) (like you said) (weird)
Well. I guess my Firewall died. I summon the following entity (grand fire gem):
Blastburner: 100 HP Eh: Deals 4 damage. ;D (Last in order)
/dreamquest
HMAS Victor
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 4/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Assualt Drone: BT:Colormatic Godmodder's Army
Blue's Fleet: Target Godmodder's Army
HMAS Victor: Mini-BA Godmodder's Army
Fseftr: Pull
Pokeball Things: Nature, Magic
Evil Snow Man: Snow fort
-HMAS Victor-
I... I have no idea what a comic is...
You didn't say anything about what's threatening here... But it's clear you're not going to...
And I'm not going to ask Blue... something called plausible deniability...
Don't you go trying to intimidate me... I'm not afraid of death....
I mean... I'd still rather not die... So do as you will...
-Elsewhere on HMAS Victor-
Blue walks along another hallway, most of which look basically identical. As she rounds the corner, she feels metal touch the back of her neck.
Galactic Police, hands where I can see them, and lower your shields.
Blue presses a button on her shirt, and raises her hands.
Hello Detective.
How did you get past my shields?
Another officer cuffs Blue, and the detective lowers his... sword?
I thought you would ask how I thought on here first, or maybe how I got a warrant with how much cash you stuff down the throats of judges. But that's a fine question too, yes, and I will answer. This sword is made of a new material, one that can bypass every known type of shield. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to be able to be coated on ranged projectiles and keep the same effect.
Oh god, I forgot how much you like talking.
Just kill me now.
I sincerely wish I could, but that would be quite illegal. And unlike you, I have qualms about breaking galactic law, and morals, can't forget about those can we, Blue?
... Security!
Don't waste your breath. My men are combing the ship as I speak, and we've disabled your onboard AI. Yes, Blue, this is truly a bad day for you. A very good day for me, mind you, but no one asked I suppose.
2/? for order scepter
3/? for void sickle
2/? for chaos ring
Vriska's army moves to engage Sauron's in a massive clash of massive armies.
On the deck of the MC Freedom: I won't start the fight yet, want to give others a chance to jump in, I will however give the stats for the evil side of the strife.
Sauron: Hp: 5000000/5000000. Weakness: ??? yes, Sauron has a weakness. If it takes you longer than two rounds to figure it out (twin, no hints of any kind) I will be very disappointed in you guys.
Tricky: Hp: ??? weakness: ??? yup. New fight, new weakness. Don't you just love clowns?
Piono: Hp: 20/20. energies: 120 It seems piono's surrounded himself with high levels of elemental magic, he'll use these to block and make attacks. He gains 10 energy for every level 10 alchemy he possesses, so as if I finish more before this fight ends, he'll get more powerful.
wallpost:
Eric nods. engie, I'm afraid I agree with serpent. If I could trust you, your knowledge and fire power would be welcome, but sadly, I'm afraid I can't. Perhaps at a later date we could try to reconcile, but right now other things are too pressing to be able to solve it.
He notices present Serpent's stirring. Like that for instance. Here
Eric digs into his coat If you ever want or need to contact me, use this.
He hands engie a comm device. This runs on the same wavelengths as pesterchum and trollian. It can contact anywhere in the multiverse barring creator-level beings interfering, and unlike the two chat programs, can send any information at all you want, and is far less prone to interception and spying. Feel free to reverse engineer it. Consider it a peace offering. I would however appreciate it if you would leave, I would prefer to be on more stable standing with you before you join in this mess.
Eric quickly moves over to the stirring form of present serpent. gorilla.
He looks up at future serpent. We can't let her wake up. I was right, piono engineered your pocket multiverse to manipulate the true alpha timeline. He's taken advantage of it, there's traces of Phobos's subliminal control messages traced throughout her mind. I'm afraid that it seems that Phobos has gotten better, they run too deep for me to get out. I doubt that even Powder could, it looks like piono's been running them on her since the beginning of the Godcraft event.
Eric walks over to future serpent, and places his hands on her head.
He sighs in relief. fortunately, it seems he didn't do so with you. Maybe to strengthen the effect on alpha serpent. I don't know. You're safe.
He turns to alpha serpent. I don't think she is.
He walks over to her, and kneels down. Sleep.
She falls into a deeper sleep. Protect.
He stands up. She'll be asleep until an hour or two after we leave. I hope she'll be okay, but as it is now, I'm afraid there's nothing any of us could do. Are you sure? I'm sorry Eternis, I don't think you have the finesse to handle the extent of the damage done. I see.
silence falls on the group.
((Sorry for railroading this a little serpent, but it occurred to me that having two of you in the same team would sort of be confusing, so I decided to come up with an alternative. Your choice how she reacts to the subliminal messaging when piono comes to activate it))
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Quasar's Nightcrawler 6/6!
The White Ring 6/7
I examine the mystical black hole staff I just created, and bop the Origin Wither with it, taking care to let the black hole do the job. Then, I do Quasar's Nightcrawler && Ink Vial && Supermassive Black Hole && Concentrated Nox 1/???. I believe I explained what Nox is. Essentially, a demagnetized form of the fluid an End Portal is composed of. Used in the eldritch experiments of the morally condemned in secret rites of alchemical thaumaturgy, unbeknownst to the locals, for mere mortals cannot perceive the blood-eldritch throes that I can (not to say that I am not mortal, for I am). Also, I suppose I do Mean Green && Uranium && Midnight Crew Poster 1/???.
Wallpost:
Subliminal messaging it is, then. Thanks for ceasing the argument, by the way.
You said she would be asleep until a few hours after we leave, correct? Unless I have completely misinterpreted this, I would presume this means we shall be leaving soon, right?
Please pardon my preoccupation. It slightly exceeded the second I had planned for it.
Seeing HB in a nearby doorway nodding to you, you step back a little. The Doc seems unsurprised by this event. Then again, he seemed unsurprised by the gasoline that was sprayed into the room earlier. You take out your lighter, ignite a match, and toss it onto a nearby gasoline puddle. You think Scratch is too busy talking to the omnipresent being to even notice this. In fact, whilst this occurs, he goes and fills up the Scotty Dog bowl. Then, he casually walks over to the fire alarm, and slowly pulls it down. Of course, he is slightly too late. Everything is on fire. Even then, a leprechaun with a yellow hat displaying the numeral one comes out of the door.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
Multi-Powersuit 41/50
Hps: 200.000/200.000
Modes:
Offense mode
-The armor thurns ablaze, increasing attack damage, applying burns on attack, counter attacking attacks with damage and burns. All three are passive abilites and are activated whenever possible.
-Fist of Fury: Standart attack.
-Fireball ||: Deals heavy damage to a single target.
-Aura ignite ||||: AoE attack, deals heavy damage to enemies nearby.
Recovery mode
-The armor liquidifies but stays near the Power suit in form of a mist, passively heals some of the HPs every turn.
-Fist of Tranquill: Standart attack, rather weak.-
-Healing flows ||: Heals a good bit of the hps of a target.
-Mists Care ||||: Heals a lot of the hps of a target and dispells any status alingments.
Guard mode
-The armor strenghtens with a layer of solid rock, decreases damage taken by a percentage, adds 6666,66 hps to the maximum hps of the stonebarrier (if one exists) each turn.
-Crushing Fists: Standart attack, got a chance of stunning.
-Protect ||: Halves damage taken from the next attack, takes the damage of a select entity.
-Summon Stonebarrier ||||: Summons a Stone barrier with 30.000 hps and no attacks which has to be destroyed before the Multi-powersuit can be attacked again. Selfdestructs after 3 turns. Does not pervent damage if Protect was used.
I activate the nucelar crystallbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 1)
I kick the remains of the strongman machine into a random AG entity that is not part of a army.
I reshape my Molecular Severing Rod to be more shaped like a sword, even though that won't change the effectiveness of it, much. It has a very complicated appearance. It glows green, and has a black hilt. I put a lot of thought into it. I continue searching for friends on Pesterchum and overall do nothing for my army, since it's pretty self-sufficient. Other than that, a second wave is sent towards Team Microsoft and a massive wormhole is opened in front of a planet somewhere in the galaxy. Rockets start to be placed on the planet.
Terragen City: 7/10
Excessive Amount of Rockets on a Planet: 1/10
Multi-Powersuit 42/50
Hps: 200.000/200.000
Modes:
Offense mode
-The armor thurns ablaze, increasing attack damage, applying burns on attack, counter attacking attacks with damage and burns. All three are passive abilites and are activated whenever possible.
-Fist of Fury: Standart attack.
-Fireball ||: Deals heavy damage to a single target.
-Aura ignite ||||: AoE attack, deals heavy damage to enemies nearby.
Recovery mode
-The armor liquidifies but stays near the Power suit in form of a mist, passively heals some of the HPs every turn.
-Fist of Tranquill: Standart attack, rather weak.-
-Healing flows ||: Heals a good bit of the hps of a target.
-Mists Care ||||: Heals a lot of the hps of a target and dispells any status alingments.
Guard mode
-The armor strenghtens with a layer of solid rock, decreases damage taken by a percentage, adds 6666,66 hps to the maximum hps of the stonebarrier (if one exists) each turn.
-Crushing Fists: Standart attack, got a chance of stunning.
-Protect ||: Halves damage taken from the next attack, takes the damage of a select entity.
-Summon Stonebarrier ||||: Summons a Stone barrier with 30.000 hps and no attacks which has to be destroyed before the Multi-powersuit can be attacked again. Selfdestructs after 3 turns. Does not pervent damage if Protect was used.
I activate the nucelar crystallbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 2)
I flip a giantic table into the godmodders army! INVENTORY
The leprechaun immediately springs to action. You see a blur of color, and... what is his name again? You do not particularly care, but you think he looks like an Itchy.
Anyways, you see a blur of color, and the flames are suddenly doused! You grumble to yourself, and hold out your pretzeled horse hitcher. A loud bang can be heard, and the leprechaun slams into the floor, due to suffering head trauma. Would you look at that! The force of the blow actually de-pretzeled the hitcher!
Now, now, Jack. It is very impolite to kill the host's subordinates.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
/nullpost: that is correct erelye, I'm going to finish up what we need to, and either aegis is going to follow up on his promise and finally finish the chatlog with me, or I'm going to make him officially resign in-thread if he's really not intending on implementing the plan me and twin spent months building up so he could have some fun.
But yeah, Planning on finishing up the 4th wall scene.
ii: 25/25 +1 self < (This is too good to resist)
iii: 19/50 +1 self
iv: 9/50 +1 self
v: 1/50
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
(Trades received have not been accounted for due to time constraints, this is a mental note so that I remember to go back and count them)
(Army will be made when I have time :/)
NimbleQuest!
25/25 EXPENDED, Belly Badges Summoned on TP, Leonstar0 and Talist
>Leonstar0: Tell everyone to quickly gather around in a circle around SF and rub their belly badges! CARE-MINECRAFTIAN STARE!
(Too hard... Could Not Resist....Childhood...Must, Embrace...)
Leonstar1: Seeing how effective Doritos and Tab is, I fire both into The Death Army in a volley of utter happiness and rainbows. This completely destroys their gothic/brooding mentality as unicorns suddently start descending from the heavens to eat their favorite treats. Rainbows spring up from every step like flowers in a blissful Technicolor Grove, utterly crushing The Death Army with the power of love and tolerance. All attacks deal extra damage to the death army this round.
SPELLADEX
Spell Cards
Zodiac:
Star Sign: Zodiac - Libra = 1/3
Star Sign: Zodiac - Scorpio = 3/3
I duplicate 3 holy mackerel Gammas.
Holy Mackerel Gamma Count: 84
I destroy the Strongmann Machine.
Wallpost:
i dont trust engie. th/\ts /\ll i c/\n s/\y.
"Present" Serpent begins to stir.
Oh no
I split the relic in half using Diablo.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
But then. I reach up. And pull off my mask. To reveal....A GIANT HAMMERHEAD. Yes, I was actually a hammer DISGUISED as TT2000 the WHOLE TIME. Only one thing left to do...
SLAM!!!
I then pull off my hammerhead to reveal that I was actually TT2000 disguised as a hammer disguised as TT2000 all along!
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11/50 Space Kracken...11/50 Jebbediah Kerman...11/50 The Elderich Obelisk...DASHED SCRATCHED UNSCREWED FIXITDOIT8/? The Thing
MY INVENTORY
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
(Gerbil Clone): I read the next page. I converted 1.85 to fathoms! 5. C. 4. 2 HP, or 1 heart. While I am doing all that, I rearrange the Shard of Pain, paint it, and do about anything to make it look like a spaceship! I then attach some boosters onto the Shard of Pain and spray "New Spaceship Smell" on it. The Shard of Pain looks, flys, and smells like a spaceship... So it must be one! Space Kracken, you know what to do. Then, still using my AMAZING MULTITASKING SKILLSt™, I pull on the girdle.
Gerbil Ghost Image ==> Execute: Java Smash - Runtime. Target: Strongmann.
Void Army ==> Lockin. Target: God Cat.
Abilities
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=SIDEQUEST=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
The machinery had a catastrophic failue in the future of the past you are currently in, but the past of the present.
...What is an rpg style battle like, exactly? The Destroyer's humming starts to become louder than your music... It seems like some orchestral pizzicato is being played following the rhythm, too...
[quote=Leonstar0;/members/Leonstar0;/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-the-massive?comment=16420]-snip-
NimbleQuest!
25/25 EXPENDED, Belly Badges Summoned on TP, Leonstar0 and Talist
>Leonstar0: Tell everyone to quickly gather around in a circle around SF and rub their belly badges! CARE-MINECRAFTIAN STARE!
(Too hard... Could Not Resist....Childhood...Must, Embrace...)
-snip- ... "WHAT IS THIS MADNESS!?!?! WHYWHATWHYWHAT... Whaskjhdeuohajdgjhasbguegus----OU-OU T O-OF MEM---..." The Shadowy Figure lyes on the ground, his device beside him. The device seems to be getting ready to activate... You should take care of that.
=CHARGE=
-50 / 50- MasterChairREDUX -> EXECUTE.
-28 / 30- The Wall
+2 to Modpack
=SUMMON=
A package lands on the battlefield, right next to the Chair Legion.
It bursts open in a display of pyrotechnics, flashing lights, chairs and cabbages.
What appears to be a giant robotic scorpion, with a massive railgun instead of a stinger, emerges from the box.
Master Chair Redux has finally been deployed.
[AG] Master Chair Redux
HP: 175,000
Power: 10 / 10 (Power is required to execute stronger attacks.)
Attacks:
Chair Cannon: Fires it's main cannon, dealing 15,000 damage. 0POW.
Chair Pulse: Fires out several chairs in three directions, dealing 7,000 damage to each targeted entity. 2POW.
Chair Shell: Requires the Chair-Orb. Creates a 10,000 HP shield around an entity. Non-AG's targeted by this must destroy the shield to attack. 3POW.
Chair Railgun: Takes three turns to charge. Fires the onboard railgun, dealing 30,000 damage to a target. 4POW.
Recharge: Restores all Power, and has a 50% chance to stun Master Chair Redux.
[AG] Splinter Launchers (Attached to MCR.)
HP: 5,000 (x4)
Attack: Fires several splinters at an enemy, dealing 3,000 damage. 1POW.
[AG] Chair-Orb (Attached to MCR.)
HP: 30,000
Passive: Allows Chair Shell to be used.
=COMMAND=
MCR will use Chair Cannon on Sauron's Army.
The Splinter Cannons will target Sauron's Army. (Total Cost: 1 POWER)
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Fluorite Octet && Arcane Emerald. (Chaotic Octet, 8/9)
Adamantium Door || The Ring Deader. (???, 2/?)
I use Smashfrom to become a perfect merger of every Pikachu in Super Smash Bros...With the palette of the 3DS's Blue Goggle Pikahcu, because I like those goggles. I proceed to take FEAR NO ANVIL in one stubby Pikachu paw, jump up to an improbable height, do several frontflips purely for style, and slam FEAR NO ANVIL at the STRONGMANN MACHINE, channeling all of it's inherent powers and unleashing a THUNDER attack on it for additional electrical damage.
40 POST CHARGE...
BE UNLEASHED!
Welcome, fools, to fighting the...
ULTIMATE FORGE CANNON!
How it works is simple! It can be fired THREE times. It's an attack, not an entity! Each shot does more damage than the last! As for its appearance, it is a giant metal cannon mounted as the arrow on a super sized version of FORGE'S LIGHT! And the arrows it fires? They are literally ARROW-SHAPED ALCHEMY CLUSTERS!
I'll save the shots for when a suitably powerful enemy appears. I don't want to use this on the strongmann machine...
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Minigun && Fluorite Octet 2/??
Steve? is roughly 1.0115923 fathoms tall. (Googled a few things) (wait nimble said that) (that's weird that it's apparently wrong even though that's 1.85 meters) (slightly less than 2) (like you said) (weird)
Well. I guess my Firewall died. I summon the following entity (grand fire gem):
Blastburner: 100 HP Eh: Deals 4 damage. ;D (Last in order)
/dreamquest
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Mini- Bio-Annihilator 4/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Assualt Drone: BT:Colormatic Godmodder's Army
Blue's Fleet: Target Godmodder's Army
HMAS Victor: Mini-BA Godmodder's Army
Fseftr: Pull
Pokeball Things: Nature, Magic
Evil Snow Man: Snow fort
-HMAS Victor-
I... I have no idea what a comic is...
You didn't say anything about what's threatening here... But it's clear you're not going to...
And I'm not going to ask Blue... something called plausible deniability...
Don't you go trying to intimidate me... I'm not afraid of death....
I mean... I'd still rather not die... So do as you will...
-Elsewhere on HMAS Victor-
Blue walks along another hallway, most of which look basically identical. As she rounds the corner, she feels metal touch the back of her neck.
Galactic Police, hands where I can see them, and lower your shields.
Blue presses a button on her shirt, and raises her hands.
Hello Detective.
How did you get past my shields?
Another officer cuffs Blue, and the detective lowers his... sword?
I thought you would ask how I thought on here first, or maybe how I got a warrant with how much cash you stuff down the throats of judges. But that's a fine question too, yes, and I will answer. This sword is made of a new material, one that can bypass every known type of shield. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to be able to be coated on ranged projectiles and keep the same effect.
Oh god, I forgot how much you like talking.
Just kill me now.
I sincerely wish I could, but that would be quite illegal. And unlike you, I have qualms about breaking galactic law, and morals, can't forget about those can we, Blue?
... Security!
Don't waste your breath. My men are combing the ship as I speak, and we've disabled your onboard AI. Yes, Blue, this is truly a bad day for you. A very good day for me, mind you, but no one asked I suppose.
3/? for void sickle
2/? for chaos ring
Vriska's army moves to engage Sauron's in a massive clash of massive armies.
On the deck of the MC Freedom: I won't start the fight yet, want to give others a chance to jump in, I will however give the stats for the evil side of the strife.
Sauron: Hp: 5000000/5000000. Weakness: ??? yes, Sauron has a weakness. If it takes you longer than two rounds to figure it out (twin, no hints of any kind) I will be very disappointed in you guys.
Tricky: Hp: ??? weakness: ??? yup. New fight, new weakness. Don't you just love clowns?
Piono: Hp: 20/20. energies: 120 It seems piono's surrounded himself with high levels of elemental magic, he'll use these to block and make attacks. He gains 10 energy for every level 10 alchemy he possesses, so as if I finish more before this fight ends, he'll get more powerful.
wallpost:
Eric nods.
engie, I'm afraid I agree with serpent.
If I could trust you, your knowledge and fire power would be welcome, but sadly, I'm afraid I can't.
Perhaps at a later date we could try to reconcile, but right now other things are too pressing to be able to solve it.
He notices present Serpent's stirring.
Like that for instance.
Here
Eric digs into his coat
If you ever want or need to contact me, use this.
He hands engie a comm device.
This runs on the same wavelengths as pesterchum and trollian. It can contact anywhere in the multiverse barring creator-level beings interfering, and unlike the two chat programs, can send any information at all you want, and is far less prone to interception and spying.
Feel free to reverse engineer it. Consider it a peace offering.
I would however appreciate it if you would leave, I would prefer to be on more stable standing with you before you join in this mess.
Eric quickly moves over to the stirring form of present serpent.
gorilla.
He looks up at future serpent.
We can't let her wake up.
I was right, piono engineered your pocket multiverse to manipulate the true alpha timeline.
He's taken advantage of it, there's traces of Phobos's subliminal control messages traced throughout her mind.
I'm afraid that it seems that Phobos has gotten better, they run too deep for me to get out.
I doubt that even Powder could, it looks like piono's been running them on her since the beginning of the Godcraft event.
Eric walks over to future serpent, and places his hands on her head.
He sighs in relief.
fortunately, it seems he didn't do so with you.
Maybe to strengthen the effect on alpha serpent.
I don't know.
You're safe.
He turns to alpha serpent.
I don't think she is.
He walks over to her, and kneels down.
Sleep.
She falls into a deeper sleep.
Protect.
He stands up.
She'll be asleep until an hour or two after we leave.
I hope she'll be okay, but as it is now, I'm afraid there's nothing any of us could do.
Are you sure?
I'm sorry Eternis, I don't think you have the finesse to handle the extent of the damage done.
I see.
silence falls on the group.
((Sorry for railroading this a little serpent, but it occurred to me that having two of you in the same team would sort of be confusing, so I decided to come up with an alternative. Your choice how she reacts to the subliminal messaging when piono comes to activate it))
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
The White Ring 6/7
I examine the mystical black hole staff I just created, and bop the Origin Wither with it, taking care to let the black hole do the job. Then, I do Quasar's Nightcrawler && Ink Vial && Supermassive Black Hole && Concentrated Nox 1/???. I believe I explained what Nox is. Essentially, a demagnetized form of the fluid an End Portal is composed of. Used in the eldritch experiments of the morally condemned in secret rites of alchemical thaumaturgy, unbeknownst to the locals, for mere mortals cannot perceive the blood-eldritch throes that I can (not to say that I am not mortal, for I am). Also, I suppose I do Mean Green && Uranium && Midnight Crew Poster 1/???.
Wallpost:
Subliminal messaging it is, then. Thanks for ceasing the argument, by the way.
You said she would be asleep until a few hours after we leave, correct? Unless I have completely misinterpreted this, I would presume this means we shall be leaving soon, right?
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One and a half seconds later...
Please pardon my preoccupation. It slightly exceeded the second I had planned for it.
Seeing HB in a nearby doorway nodding to you, you step back a little. The Doc seems unsurprised by this event. Then again, he seemed unsurprised by the gasoline that was sprayed into the room earlier. You take out your lighter, ignite a match, and toss it onto a nearby gasoline puddle. You think Scratch is too busy talking to the omnipresent being to even notice this. In fact, whilst this occurs, he goes and fills up the Scotty Dog bowl. Then, he casually walks over to the fire alarm, and slowly pulls it down. Of course, he is slightly too late. Everything is on fire. Even then, a leprechaun with a yellow hat displaying the numeral one comes out of the door.
Hps: 200.000/200.000
Modes:
Offense mode
-The armor thurns ablaze, increasing attack damage, applying burns on attack, counter attacking attacks with damage and burns. All three are passive abilites and are activated whenever possible.
-Fist of Fury: Standart attack.
-Fireball ||: Deals heavy damage to a single target.
-Aura ignite ||||: AoE attack, deals heavy damage to enemies nearby.
Recovery mode
-The armor liquidifies but stays near the Power suit in form of a mist, passively heals some of the HPs every turn.
-Fist of Tranquill: Standart attack, rather weak.-
-Healing flows ||: Heals a good bit of the hps of a target.
-Mists Care ||||: Heals a lot of the hps of a target and dispells any status alingments.
Guard mode
-The armor strenghtens with a layer of solid rock, decreases damage taken by a percentage, adds 6666,66 hps to the maximum hps of the stonebarrier (if one exists) each turn.
-Crushing Fists: Standart attack, got a chance of stunning.
-Protect ||: Halves damage taken from the next attack, takes the damage of a select entity.
-Summon Stonebarrier ||||: Summons a Stone barrier with 30.000 hps and no attacks which has to be destroyed before the Multi-powersuit can be attacked again. Selfdestructs after 3 turns. Does not pervent damage if Protect was used.
I activate the nucelar crystallbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 1)
I kick the remains of the strongman machine into a random AG entity that is not part of a army.
INVENTORY
Terragen City: 7/10
Excessive Amount of Rockets on a Planet: 1/10
He scream
Hps: 200.000/200.000
Modes:
Offense mode
-The armor thurns ablaze, increasing attack damage, applying burns on attack, counter attacking attacks with damage and burns. All three are passive abilites and are activated whenever possible.
-Fist of Fury: Standart attack.
-Fireball ||: Deals heavy damage to a single target.
-Aura ignite ||||: AoE attack, deals heavy damage to enemies nearby.
Recovery mode
-The armor liquidifies but stays near the Power suit in form of a mist, passively heals some of the HPs every turn.
-Fist of Tranquill: Standart attack, rather weak.-
-Healing flows ||: Heals a good bit of the hps of a target.
-Mists Care ||||: Heals a lot of the hps of a target and dispells any status alingments.
Guard mode
-The armor strenghtens with a layer of solid rock, decreases damage taken by a percentage, adds 6666,66 hps to the maximum hps of the stonebarrier (if one exists) each turn.
-Crushing Fists: Standart attack, got a chance of stunning.
-Protect ||: Halves damage taken from the next attack, takes the damage of a select entity.
-Summon Stonebarrier ||||: Summons a Stone barrier with 30.000 hps and no attacks which has to be destroyed before the Multi-powersuit can be attacked again. Selfdestructs after 3 turns. Does not pervent damage if Protect was used.
I activate the nucelar crystallbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 2)
I flip a giantic table into the godmodders army!
INVENTORY
Mean Green && Uranium && Midnight Crew Poster 2/???
The White Ring 7/7!
I examine The White Ring. Then, I cast Regicide on the Origin Wither.
The Heretic Grayholdium attack the Terrors once more.
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The leprechaun immediately springs to action. You see a blur of color, and... what is his name again? You do not particularly care, but you think he looks like an Itchy.
Anyways, you see a blur of color, and the flames are suddenly doused! You grumble to yourself, and hold out your pretzeled horse hitcher. A loud bang can be heard, and the leprechaun slams into the floor, due to suffering head trauma. Would you look at that! The force of the blow actually de-pretzeled the hitcher!
Now, now, Jack. It is very impolite to kill the host's subordinates.
I get Agaron or whoever he's called to kill some orcs.
I punch some Terrors!
Midna? What are you doing here?
I'm here to fight!
... Sigh. All right.(not an entity.)
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
But yeah, Planning on finishing up the 4th wall scene.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Anyways, I should actually be acting next turn.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...