i: 50/50 <-- Not enough time and internet is on the fritz
ii: 24/50 +1 self
iii: 17/50 +1 self
iv: 7/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
(Trades received have not been accounted for due to time constraints, this is a mental note so that I remember to go back and count them)
(Army will be made when I have time :/)
NimbleQuest! >Leonstar0: Stare at the neuron generator, realize that it is most likely a generator that produces electricity from neutrons rather then a machine that generates brain cells... : P. Then, throw a can of TAB at SF (Shadowy Figure)
Leonstar1: I try out Celestia Lv.2 on the death army, I argument it with New Dawn. (1.1x modifier to Light Magic)
If I can't, then I just use New Dawn to blast at the death army with holy light.
SPELLADEX
Spell Cards
Zodiac:
Star Sign: Zodiac - Libra = 3/3
Star Sign: Zodiac - Scorpio = 3/3
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NimbleQuest! >Leonstar0: Stare at the neuron generator, realize that it is most likely a generator that produces electricity from neutrons rather then a machine that generates brain cells... : P. Then, throw a can of TAB at SF (Shadowy Figure)
-snip-
...Typos. It is supposed to be a Neutron Absorber. You throw some Tab at the Shadowy Figure... He looks back and forth... But you then suddenly appear, as it seems you want to confront the Shadowy Figure. "You! Looks like you will get in my way, no? Well then, I shall have to dispatch of you." He puts down the device. The Painter tells you he should be safe when he is invisible, but just don't make the reactor blow up.
STATUS: RARUM EXITIO CONSUMPTIS
TARGET: N/A
Meme Dream Team XD 20/50
Meme Dream Team 20/40
Meme Dream Team :3 20/50
Test Tubes && Periodic Table && Pistol = Element's Ender 3/4
NEW X-Isotoper && Hydrogen Atoms (Put through enlarger) = ??? 1/??
.............................................................................................. THE END TIMES HAVE BEGUN .............................................................................................. >ATTACK "Terragen Civilization" >USE SPECIAL ATTACK >WEAPON: HIS HAND >SPECIAL: SUPERNOVA DOOM (10/10)
>ATTACK STATUS: A SINGLE BULLET FLIES TOWARDS THE ARMY, AND THEY DODGE IT. THE BULLET, WHICH HAS LOST MOMENTUM, LANDS IN THE MIDDLE. IT SUDDENLY GLOWS, AND EXPLODES, FORMING A MASSIVE SUPERNOVA IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ARMY.
Army Status:
TEAM MICROSOFT GURREN CLOUD ARMY DRILL [HIM] Ultra Dai-Microsoft Cloud 650000/650000 X-GUNZAN 133700/133700 x4 (Can only be harmed by attacks using any spinning or spirals.) IDEA-BOTS 50,000/50,000 x8 MICROSOFT ULTRA HALO ROBOTIC DRILLS (MUHRDs) 100,000 x1 HALO ARMOR SNIPERS 10,000/10,000 x5 (They do extra attack damage, +10000 (or 1000, Twin, nerf as needed) per alive Snipers, due to a FRIENDSHIP BONUS!) Meme Teamers 10,000/10,000 x15 The Farquad Starsquad 5,000/5,000 x15 (They do a STAR BONUS ATTACK, 500 extra damage per alive Starsquad member.)
INVENTORY
Potions;
Potion of (holy) Wrath x1
Potion of veggies x1
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII [STATUS: READY TO GO]
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3 Singularity Wormhole 9/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 12/12 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 0/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 4/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3 QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 5/15
Going up the tier of minecraft stuff I give some noobs some stone. Some stuff here and there, and oh my. Oh wow. They've mutated, into-you guessed it-stone golems. Now throw rocks and punch the origin wither a lot.
The AI God decides to do a little experiment. An incredibly powerful wormhole is opened, causing considerable space-time dilation. The wormhole is then imploded, generating a massive black hole.
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Both sides in the conflict have taken the time to get their crap in order, and nobody's in good shape.
The Anachron has suffered too much thruster damage to turn properly, and still has the weakened side facing towards the Fleet.
On the other hand, that fleet has little more than a third of what it started with, and none of it is heavy bombardment ships, which are slightly essential for such an assault as this.
"Right, H3, is there anything you can do?"
"Oth3r than just shoot them? There is an artificial sen7ience in there somewhere, and I may have a ch4nce at outhacking it. However, such a thing is lik3ly require at lea5t eighty percent of available processing power, meaning you will have to handle weapons use and surviellance."
"I'll patch myself into the security computer, don't forget I can AI too."
"I will do what I can. The likely extent of my usefulness is physical combat, however."
"Well, I guess I help you. I'll also monitor the watcher cams from my visor, at least for now."
"And I will attempt to overwhelm the Foe's AI."
The Parasol vessels make a decision...
Several heavy troop carriers, nearly a billion of the Children, suddenly execute a heavy burn towards the main hangar door, while the remaining gunships seem to split up, all those of one design, a strange triangle and red droplet, beginning an attempt at covering fire for the dropships, while those of the other, what appears to be a bearded gear assembly, burn in the opposite direction, perhaps making an attempt to retreat? This leaves the biggest remaining vessel on its own some distance from the battle.
"Big dropships incomin', I'll try an' use the portside missiles to knock em' away."
Tens of thousands of light camera guided missiles arc around the hull, many of them hitting a wall of PDC flak from the dropship, but a few getting past, making hits, burning away armor, throwing bodies and slag into the vacuum...
But, in the end, the dropships reach the hull, begin cutting their way through the layers of plating...
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Quasar's Nightcrawler 3/6
The White Ring 3/7
I blow a hole in the side of the [one of the] heads of the Origin Wither. There is nearly naught to say here anymore, I am afraid. Actually... I pull out a Schema Pumpkin as well.
Okay, it is actually just because you are quite spiteful at the prospect of recounting your story.
You started off in the session like any other: arranging taxes, parking tickets, et cetera. Your mere existence was to suit the needs of the exalted Queen. In short, your life was hell. So, you did the sensible thing, and rebelled. Fought your way out of the palace like a cornered pack rat with a bowl of steaming hot cheese. Broke out, hundreds of those little ****ers after you. You would have been slain, if it had not been for the timely manipulation of that Avlcan kid by the cueball-headed one into warring against Derse. You stabbed quite a few people, broke into the Prospitian prison, and freed HG and CD, who had been sent as 'emissaries.' You considered leaving CD until you realized he was so stupid he would literally blow walls into things by accidentally dropping and igniting explosives. Needless to say, you 'borrowed' his explosives, and there was suddenly a massive hole in the side of Prospit.
At this point, you realized direct confrontation was not the way to go with this. Sadly, this meant no more mass stabbings. Alas.
However, the moons were too busy fighting each other to know-or care- about your plans. So, you sort of wandered about, getting people to gather information for you, and oversaw the conflict, watching, plotting. A few enquier before the beginning of the Reckoning, you returned, and the people rejoiced, having just found one of the only people with the authority or grit to lead the miserable place, as the Queen was locked up in her palace. You told them all to shut up and get to work. Then, you went off to Prospit, towards the direction of the White army. You did what the Black King was incapable of doing, and stabbed the White King in the chest. Repeatedly. Until he bled to death. Discarding the Scepter, you went on a murderous rampage, and began killing wildly, until you were captured by the mass Prospitian forces. Luckily, those idiots are too nice for their own good. You broke out en route to Prospit, and reentered the orbit of the purple planet.
Unfortunately, you were slightly sidetracked, and ended up at the planet of the hero of Space. The players thought the ring of the White Queen had been destroyed here, but they were incorrect. You found it floating near the Forge, in orbit. Then, getting back to Derse, you showed it to the Carapacians as a trophy. Of course, you did not put it on. What would people think if you started romping about as a gigantic tentacular beast with wings, nodules, and other assorted mutations? So, you went down to the royal vaults, and grabbed the best weapons you could find. Some legendary crap, and some plain stuff you found rather practical. You got Tectrixcalibur, the Razor of Occam, a Cast Iron Horse Hitcher, a lighter, and the Sica ac Divitiis. From there, you slowly ascended, mere minutes before the end of the Reckoning, with intent to slay the Black Queen once and for all. Unfortunately, as you got into the main room, it appeared as if the Erelye kid had beaten you to it. Almost. Strangely, she survived, and you were forced to enter the mean streets of Derse, along with the other agents. From now on, the Queen would run the planet alone. At this point, you took a little journey to The Battlefield, and reclaimed the scepter of the White King, as well as molten fragments of the scepter of the Black King. You returned to Derse once more, this time hiding your trophies.
From there, your little group of four agents was exiled to V2 (the name of my universe), along with a rather large amount of Carapacians. Of course, what the Queen did not realize when she attempted to send you to your death, is that you are far more resilient then her. The wreckage of the Elven planet soon became a massive cityscape.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
Death will attack Perfectly Generic Army. I fire off a huge MONOCULUS! clone at the Strongmann machine.
Wallpost: w/\it... re/\lly? ummm... im sorry, but i... i'm not re/\lly sure im up to the t/\sk. /\s youve noticed, im /\ bit of /\n emotion/\l... wreck.
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The White Ring 4/7
My forces rush the Terror army, and attempt to annihilate the lowest-ranking Terrors first.
I flash-step over to the Origin Wither, and pull out a Nether Star. As I levitate the star up into the air, it begins to pulsate a golden light, slowly disintegrating, releasing all of the primal energy within as it does so. Suddenly, the core of the Nether Star shatters, releasing a dangerous amount of energy, in the form of black, white, blue, yellow, red, and green waves of destructive energy. I pull my hand back, and direct this energy straight at the Origin Wither, annihilating the Nether Star as it streaks towards the Origin Wither. However, this energy liquefies as it touches the Wither, transforming into Flux Goo after releasing a small amount of damaging energy into the Origin Wither. The goo seeps into the Origin Wither, making it incredibly weak for a millisecond. Finally, the goo evaporates, and the gas is immediately heated into plasma by the power of my mind, transforming back into the Primal Energy, this time within the Origin Wither. The destructive energy courses through the Wither until the energy dissipates. Or decays into a form of energy that does not damage withers. I am not particularly picky. Wait... Of course! This is brilliant, utilizing the power of decaying artifacts for residual power that can be weaponized! I should really do some research on that.
From there, you went about, doing a great deal of things. You sold those legendary weapons, as well as the scepter and ring, keeping the horse hitcher, the lighter, and a dagger. Of course, the masses of exiles repopulated Vetas about 211 loä after the decimation of the planet via Reckoning. It should have been 1111 loä, but that idiot Courtyard Droll messed up the systems needed. This is where you are now; a planet now coated in a singular city, inhabited by Carapacians and... them. The shady leprechaun-based gang known as The Felt, and their leader, who, according to popular belief, comes from the future.
The Dignitary approached you with a deal last night. He had recently received a letter from the enigmatic man who lives on the third moon, within a green city. Apparently, this man wishes to have an audience with you two, and has requested that you both come. DD suggested that you both go in, listen what he has to say, and then burn his place down. The Felt live on the green moon. If you are lucky, you can take them out with said fire. You agree to this deal, and immediately set off to the nearest shipyard.
You make it to the green moon, and the two of you meet HB and CD, having arranged to get them to aid in your taking out of the Felt. It is decided you will distract the strange and powerful man whilst the others generally muck around, and scatter the gasoline.
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
I duplicate a copy of FEAR NO ANVIL. Just in case.
Speaking of FEAR NO ANVIL, I throw the legendary weapon at the STRONGMANN MACHINE, and then...Dance atop it?! Yes, dance! Mercifully I decide on a far less painful dance to behold than before due to my target being incapable of sight, but I still dance atop the FEAR NO ANVIL atop the STRONGMANN MACHINE, as vigorously as possible.
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I use Fillet Hour on the Death Army.
Handmaid's Wands 5/9
Swiss Turnsword && Devil's Interval 3/X
Mr. Bones' Wild Guide 2/10
The Feline 32/35
The Beldam 32/40
Well... That's not what it's supposed to say. Retranslate it.
ii: 24/50 +1 self
iii: 17/50 +1 self
iv: 7/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
(Trades received have not been accounted for due to time constraints, this is a mental note so that I remember to go back and count them)
(Army will be made when I have time :/)
NimbleQuest!
>Leonstar0: Stare at the neuron generator, realize that it is most likely a generator that produces electricity from neutrons rather then a machine that generates brain cells... : P. Then, throw a can of TAB at SF (Shadowy Figure)
Leonstar1: I try out Celestia Lv.2 on the death army, I argument it with New Dawn. (1.1x modifier to Light Magic)
If I can't, then I just use New Dawn to blast at the death army with holy light.
SPELLADEX
Spell Cards
Zodiac:
Star Sign: Zodiac - Libra = 3/3
Star Sign: Zodiac - Scorpio = 3/3
I duplicate 3 holy mackerel Gammas.
Holy Mackerel Gamma Count: 78
10/50 Space Kracken...10/50 Jebbediah Kerman...10/50 The Elderich Obelisk...DASHED SCRATCHED UNSCREWEDFIXIT7/? The Thing
MY INVENTORY
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
(Gerbil Clone): \Idle.
Gerbil Ghost Image ==> Execute: Brass Tacks - Vexing Ragtime. Target: Strongmann.
Void Army ==> Lockin. Target: Uberghast Roland.
Abilities
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=SIDEQUEST=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
...Typos. It is supposed to be a Neutron Absorber. You throw some Tab at the Shadowy Figure... He looks back and forth... But you then suddenly appear, as it seems you want to confront the Shadowy Figure. "You! Looks like you will get in my way, no? Well then, I shall have to dispatch of you." He puts down the device. The Painter tells you he should be safe when he is invisible, but just don't make the reactor blow up.
Action 1/3
Halloween Surprise: 50/50 (Completed, I shall deploy it when normal entities come back into power.
Stellar Energy Harness: 25/50
Project Starfall is now 1/6 complete.
I use my Cinema 4D skills in order to muster a mighty fist with exactly 666 polygons.
I then smash the Godmodder's head in with it.
NOOOO! STHENO, WHYYYYYY?!
No worries, Oryx. My entities fall all the time...
Sword Damage: 0/250K
Constructs: 1/3
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
My army attacks the Godmodder's army.
It's High Noon
9/10 Stasis
11/15 Hilt reforged
11/15 Blade reforged
Claw Gloves || Sunspot = Coronal Claws 9/10
Sunspot > Very Fine = Blue Giant 10/11
Assists: +2 Erelye
If I make a mistake on something, feel free to correct me. I'm always open to improvement.
TARGET: N/A
Meme Dream Team XD 20/50
Meme Dream Team
Meme Dream Team :3 20/50
Test Tubes && Periodic Table && Pistol = Element's Ender 3/4
NEW X-Isotoper && Hydrogen Atoms (Put through enlarger) = ??? 1/??
..............................................................................................
THE END TIMES HAVE BEGUN
..............................................................................................
>ATTACK "Terragen Civilization"
>USE SPECIAL ATTACK
>WEAPON: HIS HAND
>SPECIAL: SUPERNOVA DOOM (10/10)
>ATTACK STATUS: A SINGLE BULLET FLIES TOWARDS THE ARMY, AND THEY DODGE IT. THE BULLET, WHICH HAS LOST MOMENTUM, LANDS IN THE MIDDLE. IT SUDDENLY GLOWS, AND EXPLODES, FORMING A MASSIVE SUPERNOVA IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ARMY.
Army Status:
TEAM MICROSOFT GURREN CLOUD ARMY DRILL [HIM] Ultra Dai-Microsoft Cloud 650000/650000 X-GUNZAN 133700/133700 x4 (Can only be harmed by attacks using any spinning or spirals.) IDEA-BOTS 50,000/50,000 x8 MICROSOFT ULTRA HALO ROBOTIC DRILLS (MUHRDs) 100,000 x1 HALO ARMOR SNIPERS 10,000/10,000 x5 (They do extra attack damage, +10000 (or 1000, Twin, nerf as needed) per alive Snipers, due to a FRIENDSHIP BONUS!) Meme Teamers 10,000/10,000 x15 The Farquad Starsquad 5,000/5,000 x15 (They do a STAR BONUS ATTACK, 500 extra damage per alive Starsquad member.)
INVENTORY
Potions;
Potion of (holy) Wrath x1
Potion of veggies x1
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII [STATUS: READY TO GO]
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5
X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2
X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2
Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3
Singularity Wormhole 9/9
POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6
BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 3/3
X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 12/12
HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 0/10
QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5
SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 4/6
TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5
006 007 3/3
QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 5/15
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
Repetitive adjectives of slashing 3/5
Going up the tier of minecraft stuff I give some noobs some stone. Some stuff here and there, and oh my. Oh wow. They've mutated, into-you guessed it-stone golems. Now throw rocks and punch the origin wither a lot.
NOW
Some stray creeper blows up a few terrors.
The cocoon starts cracking.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
It's High Noon
6/25 Health Care Package
5/25 Health Care Package
> R. K.: Healing Uberghast Roland with Hippocrates 451.
> Burnt K4yne: I now try out the Baseline Humans as another au deuvre..
"Normally i don't like food with too much pesticide. Well."
---
Strange Hippocrates 451
Uber: 100%%
MMMMPH: 0%
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
The White Ring 2/7
I hold the Onyx Visink Magic 8-Ball in my hand.
Secrets.
Ask it a question, perchance? First, I ask my Transparent Magic Cueball.
What is the function of this 8-Ball, and how many times may I use it?
Somewhat afterwards, I flash-step over to the nearest PG entity, and impale them with Fahrenheit -451.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Well, enough remembering. In fact, you think it is time you meet somebody you already know. This is the version of somebody from your universe.
>Be Jack Noir.
You are now Jack Noir. I could go on and on about your life, but you do not have any time. You are a very busy person.
I hit the STRONGMANN MACHINE with 42 anvils.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Nanobody: 14/15
Terragen City: 4/10
He scream
Fluorite Octet && Arcane Emerald. (Chaotic Octet, 3/9).
Cheap Sword && Keldeo Hair. (Sacred Sword, 2/4)
I'm not going to be too crazy here: I throw the Fluorite Octet at the Strongmann Machine.
I also order my troops against Uberghast Roland. That double defense buff is REALLY annoying me.
The Anachron has suffered too much thruster damage to turn properly, and still has the weakened side facing towards the Fleet.
On the other hand, that fleet has little more than a third of what it started with, and none of it is heavy bombardment ships, which are slightly essential for such an assault as this.
"Right, H3, is there anything you can do?"
"Oth3r than just shoot them? There is an artificial sen7ience in there somewhere, and I may have a ch4nce at outhacking it. However, such a thing is lik3ly require at lea5t eighty percent of available processing power, meaning you will have to handle weapons use and surviellance."
"I'll patch myself into the security computer, don't forget I can AI too."
"I will do what I can. The likely extent of my usefulness is physical combat, however."
"Well, I guess I help you. I'll also monitor the watcher cams from my visor, at least for now."
"And I will attempt to overwhelm the Foe's AI."
The Parasol vessels make a decision...
Several heavy troop carriers, nearly a billion of the Children, suddenly execute a heavy burn towards the main hangar door, while the remaining gunships seem to split up, all those of one design, a strange triangle and red droplet, beginning an attempt at covering fire for the dropships, while those of the other, what appears to be a bearded gear assembly, burn in the opposite direction, perhaps making an attempt to retreat? This leaves the biggest remaining vessel on its own some distance from the battle.
"Big dropships incomin', I'll try an' use the portside missiles to knock em' away."
Tens of thousands of light camera guided missiles arc around the hull, many of them hitting a wall of PDC flak from the dropship, but a few getting past, making hits, burning away armor, throwing bodies and slag into the vacuum...
But, in the end, the dropships reach the hull, begin cutting their way through the layers of plating...
Alchemy 2/?
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
The White Ring 3/7
I blow a hole in the side of the [one of the] heads of the Origin Wither. There is nearly naught to say here anymore, I am afraid. Actually... I pull out a Schema Pumpkin as well.
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Okay, it is actually just because you are quite spiteful at the prospect of recounting your story.
You started off in the session like any other: arranging taxes, parking tickets, et cetera. Your mere existence was to suit the needs of the exalted Queen. In short, your life was hell. So, you did the sensible thing, and rebelled. Fought your way out of the palace like a cornered pack rat with a bowl of steaming hot cheese. Broke out, hundreds of those little ****ers after you. You would have been slain, if it had not been for the timely manipulation of that Avlcan kid by the cueball-headed one into warring against Derse. You stabbed quite a few people, broke into the Prospitian prison, and freed HG and CD, who had been sent as 'emissaries.' You considered leaving CD until you realized he was so stupid he would literally blow walls into things by accidentally dropping and igniting explosives. Needless to say, you 'borrowed' his explosives, and there was suddenly a massive hole in the side of Prospit.
At this point, you realized direct confrontation was not the way to go with this. Sadly, this meant no more mass stabbings. Alas.
However, the moons were too busy fighting each other to know-or care- about your plans. So, you sort of wandered about, getting people to gather information for you, and oversaw the conflict, watching, plotting. A few enquier before the beginning of the Reckoning, you returned, and the people rejoiced, having just found one of the only people with the authority or grit to lead the miserable place, as the Queen was locked up in her palace. You told them all to shut up and get to work. Then, you went off to Prospit, towards the direction of the White army. You did what the Black King was incapable of doing, and stabbed the White King in the chest. Repeatedly. Until he bled to death. Discarding the Scepter, you went on a murderous rampage, and began killing wildly, until you were captured by the mass Prospitian forces. Luckily, those idiots are too nice for their own good. You broke out en route to Prospit, and reentered the orbit of the purple planet.
Unfortunately, you were slightly sidetracked, and ended up at the planet of the hero of Space. The players thought the ring of the White Queen had been destroyed here, but they were incorrect. You found it floating near the Forge, in orbit. Then, getting back to Derse, you showed it to the Carapacians as a trophy. Of course, you did not put it on. What would people think if you started romping about as a gigantic tentacular beast with wings, nodules, and other assorted mutations? So, you went down to the royal vaults, and grabbed the best weapons you could find. Some legendary crap, and some plain stuff you found rather practical. You got Tectrixcalibur, the Razor of Occam, a Cast Iron Horse Hitcher, a lighter, and the Sica ac Divitiis. From there, you slowly ascended, mere minutes before the end of the Reckoning, with intent to slay the Black Queen once and for all. Unfortunately, as you got into the main room, it appeared as if the Erelye kid had beaten you to it. Almost. Strangely, she survived, and you were forced to enter the mean streets of Derse, along with the other agents. From now on, the Queen would run the planet alone. At this point, you took a little journey to The Battlefield, and reclaimed the scepter of the White King, as well as molten fragments of the scepter of the Black King. You returned to Derse once more, this time hiding your trophies.
From there, your little group of four agents was exiled to V2 (the name of my universe), along with a rather large amount of Carapacians. Of course, what the Queen did not realize when she attempted to send you to your death, is that you are far more resilient then her. The wreckage of the Elven planet soon became a massive cityscape.
Wallpost: w/\it... re/\lly? ummm... im sorry, but i... i'm not re/\lly sure im up to the t/\sk. /\s youve noticed, im /\ bit of /\n emotion/\l... wreck.
Oh no
The White Ring 4/7
My forces rush the Terror army, and attempt to annihilate the lowest-ranking Terrors first.
I flash-step over to the Origin Wither, and pull out a Nether Star. As I levitate the star up into the air, it begins to pulsate a golden light, slowly disintegrating, releasing all of the primal energy within as it does so. Suddenly, the core of the Nether Star shatters, releasing a dangerous amount of energy, in the form of black, white, blue, yellow, red, and green waves of destructive energy. I pull my hand back, and direct this energy straight at the Origin Wither, annihilating the Nether Star as it streaks towards the Origin Wither. However, this energy liquefies as it touches the Wither, transforming into Flux Goo after releasing a small amount of damaging energy into the Origin Wither. The goo seeps into the Origin Wither, making it incredibly weak for a millisecond. Finally, the goo evaporates, and the gas is immediately heated into plasma by the power of my mind, transforming back into the Primal Energy, this time within the Origin Wither. The destructive energy courses through the Wither until the energy dissipates. Or decays into a form of energy that does not damage withers. I am not particularly picky. Wait... Of course! This is brilliant, utilizing the power of decaying artifacts for residual power that can be weaponized! I should really do some research on that.
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From there, you went about, doing a great deal of things. You sold those legendary weapons, as well as the scepter and ring, keeping the horse hitcher, the lighter, and a dagger. Of course, the masses of exiles repopulated Vetas about 211 loä after the decimation of the planet via Reckoning. It should have been 1111 loä, but that idiot Courtyard Droll messed up the systems needed. This is where you are now; a planet now coated in a singular city, inhabited by Carapacians and... them. The shady leprechaun-based gang known as The Felt, and their leader, who, according to popular belief, comes from the future.
The Dignitary approached you with a deal last night. He had recently received a letter from the enigmatic man who lives on the third moon, within a green city. Apparently, this man wishes to have an audience with you two, and has requested that you both come. DD suggested that you both go in, listen what he has to say, and then burn his place down. The Felt live on the green moon. If you are lucky, you can take them out with said fire. You agree to this deal, and immediately set off to the nearest shipyard.
You make it to the green moon, and the two of you meet HB and CD, having arranged to get them to aid in your taking out of the Felt. It is decided you will distract the strange and powerful man whilst the others generally muck around, and scatter the gasoline.
Fluorite Octet && Arcane Emerald. (Chaotic Octet, 4/9)
Cheap Sword && Keldeo Hair. (Sacred Sword, 3/4)
I duplicate a copy of FEAR NO ANVIL. Just in case.
Speaking of FEAR NO ANVIL, I throw the legendary weapon at the STRONGMANN MACHINE, and then...Dance atop it?! Yes, dance! Mercifully I decide on a far less painful dance to behold than before due to my target being incapable of sight, but I still dance atop the FEAR NO ANVIL atop the STRONGMANN MACHINE, as vigorously as possible.