9/11 for Nulla Stella
6/11 for Deum Lucem
2/? for the void sickle
Insert attempts to deal 1 damage to everything in Sauron's army, and discovers that since Sauron has the ring, the damage only kills off a few hundred orcs before the attack loses steam.
piono laughs, and then thrusts his army into the air, now equipped with Nocte Consumens. A massive bolt of raw darkness forms in his hands, and piono launches it at insert's forces, creating a massive black-holish thing that sucks in large quantities of insert's troops, then spits them back out at the rest of his soldiers, plus lots and lots of dark energy. when the entire thing is finished, it explodes in a massive blast of dark energy that disintegrates any of insert's troops that haven't gotten out of the way.
Sauron's army, crashes into insert's army first, and then others.
2 rounds until Vriska arrives. ??? rounds until Phobos comes.
Wallpost: The job mostly consists of screwing with inter-universal things. Sadly, universes have a tendency to revert to their original storyline when you put it upon yourself to change things for the better, so we don't have a policy of trying to make universes better off than they are. The IUPC isn't a stuffy 'hands-off' policy group though, because of aforementioned 'narrative momentum' as its called, we don't really have to worry about people interfering with universes to try and do things or figure stuff out as long as they are upholding that standards of the organization, since we can't really do any harm unless we turn it into a cross-over event, which is actually a good thing more often than not. Mostly what we do as the peace keeping force within universes is keeping an eye on cross-over events and making sure that as few innocents die as possible, cross-over events are useful because although we can't choose when and where they happen, they're pretty much the only opportunities we get for recruiting, attempting to take people out when they aren't involved in cross-over events generally doesn't end well. Aside from that, we don't really have many duties. We used to be responsible for policing organizations and civilization outside of any given universe, but thanks to piono there aren't any left anymore. Or, well, there are, but they're basically all criminal organizations of dark warlord conquering universes and each other, so we'd mostly be working on taking those down when we get the opportunity. Until we can get a substantial roster, the IUPC is mostly going to be focusing on finding reliable members to join, trying to minimize the damage from the big disasters currently happening, and keeping each other alive.
Eric shrugs. That's really all there is to it. There's some rules, but they're loosely enforced, because we have a policy of only accepting people who don't have to have a bureaucracy monitoring them in order to work efficiently. Really, all you need to do is not do anything evil, and not go back on the entry oath.
Eric turns away and sighs sadly. Here's me giving the whole recruitment speech... Like the IUPC still had all of its members...
Deimos walks over and puts a hand on his shoulder. Come on buddy, I know its bad, but you're making some headway. I suppose. Anyway, I think I've pretty much said all there is to be said on the topic of what we do in the IUPC.
Overworld: Now try Level 2 Dumpster Dive - Liberty Launch! Also on the strongmann machine.
Void: 100 X 10 = 1000, 50 X 100 = 5000, so I only need to do 6000 damage? These things are weak. Kill them all. With more crit rockets.
4th wall: "Hmm. An interesting prospect. I might as well. It'd give me something to do. And there's that one guy who owes me $5 that he still hasn't paid."
Blue's tour: "Parents died years ago, the wine bottle came with the seat, Blue was in here earlier so I flash-stepped to her." {Wait, that was a terrible answer... Oh well, what's said is said. I hope it'll work.}
10/11 for Nulla Stella
7/11 for Deum Lucem
3/? for void sickle
Battlefield:
piono jumps out into the middle of generic's army with Levis Ignis, and begins laying about him with it, creating massive gouts of fire.
Tricky can once again be seen, still smashing terror creepers into gunpowder with his stop sign in the godmodder's army.
Wallpost:
Eric turns to engie. The offer wasn't really to you, but I suppose I could let you join. Maybe. I'm not as desperate for members as you might think. Tell me why I should trust you enough to keep the moral standards, Because you haven't shown yourself to be of particularly strong moral character in Godcraft. Let alone before that.
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I strike down a few Terrors with a blast from the Hazel Wand, (thankfully, not the future version) and order my forces to emit a sanity-draining shriek of unrivaled potency in the direction of the Terrors. I see no reason to attack the other armies. They have done naught to offend me.
I then do Nightvis Ingot && Contained Singularity && || Staff 1/???
I find it odd that the accretion disk of the singularity has not killed everybody yet. Whatever, it is not as if it is a quasar. That would be ridiculous! /s Anyways, I think a weapon capable of erasing something from the plane of existence would be quite beneficial. Or, rather, slowly tearing every molecule in their body apart, and dragging it into orbit. Essentially the same effect. Erasing nonexistence seems to be a plus as well. May as well do Arcane Abyss Ring && Salis Mundus && Onyx Tetrahedrite 1/???. Salis Mundus is the magical waste produced from smelting a Balanced Shard, which is a crystal of alchemical power created from fusing Order, Entropy, Air, Water, Fire, and Earth shards together. Salis Mundus acts as a binding reagent, as well as an excellent way to channel arcane power of all types.
Wallpost:
Very well. I believe this is an offer I can accept, as long as I still have time to sort out my personal affairs, which I can do with this Clockboard. So, I suppose I accept your offer, though I am surprised you would consider asking me.
Kalare looks at Navela, mutters something about interuniversal portal breakthroughs, a clown, mind wraiths, a fourth wall, and some other things [that cannot be stated until they occur in the present]. You have no idea what he is talking about.
I shall be up on the surface of the meteor. Please, quit the dueling. I've got quite enough enough on my plate without having to deal with dead or incapacitated team members.
You glare at Nelrte. Then, Kalare walks off. It is only a matter of time until Navela realizes that he still has a Clockboard. She runs after him, and you chuckle.
Nelrte opens the door to the Alchemiter room, enters, and locks it. Look at him, trying to obtain a more powerful weapon. Hah. Anyways, that duel brought you back to the good old enquier, back when you actually had some things to do, like on Derse.
Of course, your session had a very odd Prospit and Derse. You, Kalare, and Eterne are Derse dreamers, whilst Araeva, Navela, and Nelrte are Prospit dreamers. See, there was a bit of... competition between the two groups. This, of course, led to mister Erelye sleeping for the first time in who knows how long, and a game of chess ultimately culminating in a war between the two groups. That is why you spent several weeks doing absolutely nothing in your session. You were all too busy strategizing, creating weapons, and fortifying lunar defenses. Then, three weeks into this cold war, Nelrte rushed in and attempted to burn the Dersite palace down, thus beginning real conflict. When you asked Araeva what had happened later, she only said it was because of the correspondence Nelrte had with a "reliable informant." Whoever that is, he ruined your session.
Prospit had the advantage, with their three especially imaginative minds, whilst you were all stuck with record players and libraries of rather dark books. Kalare spent an enquier reading all that [elf] Lovecraftian horror. Of course, during that enquier, the three of you planned the ultimate ending to the war. You would rush in, fight your way to the palace, and slay the White Queen. This was met with considerable apprehension due to Eterne devising it, but you went through. Eterne and a mass fleet of Dersites swarmed the planet, and you went with Kalare to assassinate the White Queen.
You were successful; you landed the final blow yourself, and the ring fell, and fell, and fell, reaching orbit of the planet inhabited by Araeva. She, being the Space player, had the Forge. The ring was destroyed. Personally, You think this is why you failed the game, but you are probably incorrect. Of course, whilst you spent your time fighting wars, the Kings fought their own, resulting in a [slightly] premature Reckoning. Fortunately, you, Araeva, and Kalare banded together to get your quests done, aiding each other with the requests and demands of the Denizens. In particular, you hated your Denizen, as well as that of Erelye. Typheus and Cetus, respectively. Those were odd requests-you do not think either of them are even possible.
Of course, at the request of Navela to help re-strengthen the bond between Prospit and Derse, Erelye entered the realm of her Denizen-(Hephaestus) alone. He came back out looking deathly grave.
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Mini- Bio-Annihilator 2/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Assualt Drone: BT:Colormatic the AXIS
Fseftr: Pokeball Things: Nature, Magic
-Blue's Tour-
...
Wait, you know Blue? ...Are you that cree... AI that she was talking about?
Why do you look like you're a little girl? ...I'm not sure I want to know.
Oh, I'm being rude... My name is... you can call me Red.
4th wall: "...Darn. I kind of figured, what with the broadness of the term 'you', that it applied to everyone. Details seemed unimportant. If you need reasons as to why I'm, at the very least trying to be, quite capable of keeping moral standards, for one thing, the server is intact, and for another thing, the people in the server are intact. Mostly."
Blue's tour: "Yes, I know Blue. Yes, I am that 'cree-AI' that she was talking about, assuming of course that she meant what she said. That would be a fairly good word for describing me. Unfortunately. I only look like a little girl because of the somewhat unaccepting environment, since I'd rather not have someone throw an antimatter grenade at me. You did look familiar. Nice to meet you, Red. I'm Engie."
-Blue's Tour-
Oh, she never said that... But I did.
Nothing personal... but uninvited telepathy is something only creeps do.
Maybe that's not the case where you come from...
And while I'm not about to try to kill you... I don't really care for xenos.
Maybe cause I've never really dealt with them like Blue has...
...Or maybe because they're all untrustworthy backstabbers.
Eh, I don't know...
Here, have your wine back... I would suggest drinking somewhere else though.
You know what, follow me. I may as well try to play nice...
I'll still watching you though...
Red hands the drone the wine bottle, walks to the teleporter, but doesn't get in, and instead stares at the drone, waiting for it to go first.
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Well
I don't have time to finish my ultimate sword, or any of my other charges to make my substory more interesting. *sad face*
Oh well, it doesn't matter. I won't let it fade away this time.
+3 from erelye
The cat bubble shudders. It knows the time draws near too fast. It is time to act.
8/10 Stasis
10/15 Hilt reforged
10/15 Blade reforged
Claw Gloves || Sunspot = Coronal Claws 8/10
Sunspot > Very Fine = Blue Giant 9/11
Assists: +2 Erelye
The cloaked man throws off the white and green cloak, revealing a darker, looser, and tighter fitting cloak underneath it. He can now be seen more easily. He is human. It's pretty likely that he's male. He is short, about 5 feet tall. He is not in minecraft avatar form, which calls to mind the lack of _____ has joined the server message when he appeared. Black seems to be a bit of a theme for him, as he has black hair, eyes, and clothes. The visible cloak has lots of leather padding, and a black metal plate around his chest, it also has a black cape that covers two sword sheathes and a quiver. He moves quietly and gracefully, able to leap and dodge attacks without breaking stride. I'm done playing around. He goes into a low stance, dual wielding a half of Sunspot in both hands. He charges at AXIS and holds the Red Scale high. His eyes go completely black. He stops in place staring at AXIS, a look of absolute hatred on his face. He raises the halves of Sunspot and strikes them against each other. They shatter on the ground and he points at them. The pieces rise up into the air, shining brilliantly, their cold aura making cloud of frost condense in the air. The form together into an anvil. Golden light shines brilliantly, but then fades into black. Dark rays flash everywhere, and the anvil raises higher. Stop. Anvil time. The anvil flies down on AXIS, going ignoring everything in its path and crushing all before it. At the center of AXIS it explodes, shards of the incredibly cool metal fly as shrapnel throughout AXIS, cutting and freezing everything in their paths.
Still consumed by rage, the cloaked man uses PROMINENCE on whatever is left of AXIS.
If AXIS is destroyed he turns to the Relic, if not he stands there,still shaking with rage.
I, hoping to be part of this game, create the Construct Army, if possible at this time. An army of Constructs, they are willing to fight and fall for me, and I shall honor it by sending them to battle.
Wherever Maniac is: "I froze the Nether because there were annoying things in the way. Many things. And I wanted to not have to deal with them."
Blue's Tour: "I told her I'd not do it again. I meant it." The drone stands up, causing the chair to pack itself up, then walks over to the teleporter. "I don't blame you for not trusting me. Most people don't trust me. I don't blame them either, considering what I've done and what I can do." I giggle briefly, then the drone steps through the teleporter.
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=TURN TWO=
=CHARGE=
-47 / 50- MasterChairREDUX
-25 / 25- The Wall (Ninja is back)
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Goomba
=ACTION=
I build more pylons, spawn more overlords, and construct additional supply depots.
I then summon extra CHAIR-KNIGHTS.
If for whatever reason this fails, I quickly unload THE OTHER SIDE into K4nye's army or the Godmodder's Army.
(Say, if the Charriers can't produce units, can I change how they work?)
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@EpicCreeper: The problem with being Kirby is that Kirby has already been summoned. Twice. But if you want to know what there is to do exactly, there are 3 options. You can actually join all of them by summoning up clones or something to participate in each.
You can participate in the main battle. Summon up a big army and bash it into other people's armies. Look at the format of other people's armies to get inspiration.
You can join NimbleGuy's side quest. It involves exploring the void and either venturing into the past or fighting a large swarm of enemies. Ask Nimble if you want more specifics because he of course would know more about it than I would.
Or finally, you can join my side quest. It involves entering Wilson's (my fox character) dream to try and wake him up. But rather than fighting normally, you summon creatures to fight in your place.
Waiting to see if my grand finale is approved...
The Homelands: [Talist] The Cores: Pherix: 30,000/30,000 (Temperature: 10,000oC), MK-Watson-A: 500,000/500,000 (Servos: |-|-|-|), LeiShi: 500,000/500,000 (Chi:0). The Fleet: Relic Shards 100,000/100,000. (x4.) The Heavies: Hatchlings of Justicar 80,000/80,000. (x4.) The Artillery: Enchanted Pages 2,000/2,000. (x50.) The Calvary: AXIS Powersuits 8,000/8,000. (x70.) The Soldiers: Elemental Finches 3,000/3,000. (x150.) The Pawns: NanoBots 1/1. (x100,000.)
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
Alright... here we go. Time to explain away 3 battles. Although... maybe I have time to put in one more to ease the transition at least a little. I do want to end this to get Wilson involved in the final showdown.
@fseftr: Evil Snowman added!
The Firewall deals 1 damage to the Flame mage. The Icy Spy weakens the Flame mage, letting the spiderlings deal 6 damage and poisoning it. THE SPACE KRACKEN deals 11 damage to the Flame Mage. The new Evil Snowman throws a snowball at the Flame Mage, dealing... 13 damage, exactly enough to kill it.
The two mages vanish, but was there a better way? Wilson leaps into action, preforming a series a jumps that seemed tuned down to a muscle memory. He jumped from 1 armor stand to another, to a banner, and then finally vanishing into a small gap in the ceiling. After a few moments, he comes back out and starts tossing various items down to you. Splash healing potion added! Splash weakness potion added! Mystery potions added! Grand Fire Gem added! A few normal gems added! With a soft thud, Wilson lands back on the ground. He now has a total of 6 tails. He seems to have gained 1 for each of the Mages. Lets get going then... Ignoring the Kitchen due to time constraints plus the fact that it wasn't all that interesting to start with, the group makes its way to a seemingly empty room. It is simply a long hallway with a few potted plants on either side. Despite this, Wilson looks around it nervously. Could we... leave? Go somewhere else, anywhere else? The next room is the Library. The books are nicely segmented by topic, with the largest topic being evolutionary biology. Engie takes a book down from a shelf and opens it only to find that all the pages are blank. Well... I never read most of these books. So I have no idea whats in them. However, if you want to know more about he history of this place, try this book. He offers up a small, leather bound book, seemingly a research journal. Read it if you want. We're approaching the end of the line. Come on, lets go. The group enters one of the hallways leading off. The room it leads to seems to be a testing room. There are various machines to test creatures. I hated this place... Especially that one. He motions towards a tank filled with opaque, white liquid. Thats the memory challenge. Below that white water, theres a platform. They dunk you in once and watch you flounder about to try and find it. Once you do, they wait a week or two and then toss you in again to see if you remember where the platform is. All that thing did was forced me to love to swim. There is also a computer, a harness, and an entrance to a tunnel that leads into a maze with a clear top. As everyone looked around the room, a red mist started to flow from the edges into the middle of the room. It combines in the middle into a large, horned, red blob. Oh... here we go again... All allies have taken more damage from passing time, killing the Icy Spy. You know... this... thing... is fueled by my pain from these tests. Maybe... If we can finish them ourselves it will weaken this creature. Just say, I try the X test and I'll tell you what you need to do.
Enemy Line:
[MAG] Shard of Pain 200/200 HP - Action: 5
* Base Damage: 20
* Cloud of Agony: deals 6 damage over 2 turns to all enemies. Can stack
* Burning Pain: Deals 15 fire damage
* Cripple: Debuff an enemy. Deals 4 damage per turn for 3 turns and weakens their attack power.
Memory Test: unused
Maze Test: unused (needs at least 2 people
Girdle Test: unused
Computer Test: unused
Allied Line:
[FIR] Firewall 35/100 HP - Action: 1 (Insert_Generic_Username's) Deals 1 FIR damage to 3 enemies per turn
[NAT] Spiderling Swarm 1/1 HP * 2 - Action: 2 (NetPatham's) No more than 5 can be killed in 1 attack. Deals 1 NAT damage and poisons for 1 more NAT damage per 5 spiderlings. Regains 1 spiderling per turn.
[ENE] THE SPACE KRACKEN 38/40 HP + Kerbal 1/1 HP * 9 + Jebbediah 3/3 HP - Action: 3 (Gerbil's) Base damage: 10. Space Crash: deals 5 unavoidable, unelemental damage. Can eat followers to regain HP. Can deal 8 FIR damage, can kill off follower to double damage next turn, but only for basic attack. Deals 132915861 bonus damage against spaceships, of which there are none in this side quest. I really hope something weird doesn't come up and I pay for this.
[COL] Evil Snowman 29/30 HP - Action: 4 (fseftr's) Snowball [10 damage], Blizzard [5 damage to all enemies], Avalanche [Buries target, making them have a high chance to not act this turn], Snow Fort [Builds itself a snow fort with 10 hp to hide behind|Adds 10 hp to it's snow fort]
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[NEU] Wilson 40/40 HP
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x1 - Fire x2 (+1 grand) - Nature x1 - Metal x1 (+1 grand) - Energy x1 - Magic x2
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 2 uses left. - Aura Gem: powers up 1 entity and protects it from 1 attack, 1 use left. - Splash Healing Potion: restores 10 HP to an entity. 1 use. - Splash weakness potion: weakens an entity's next attack. 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg
Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|
A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X |
T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O |
T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . |
A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X |
C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O |
K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O |
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Action 1/3
Halloween Surprise: 48/50
Stellar Energy Harness: 23/50
I deploy the Constructs.
Sword Damage: 0/250K
Constructs: 0/3
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
6/11 for Deum Lucem
2/? for the void sickle
Insert attempts to deal 1 damage to everything in Sauron's army, and discovers that since Sauron has the ring, the damage only kills off a few hundred orcs before the attack loses steam.
piono laughs, and then thrusts his army into the air, now equipped with Nocte Consumens. A massive bolt of raw darkness forms in his hands, and piono launches it at insert's forces, creating a massive black-holish thing that sucks in large quantities of insert's troops, then spits them back out at the rest of his soldiers, plus lots and lots of dark energy. when the entire thing is finished, it explodes in a massive blast of dark energy that disintegrates any of insert's troops that haven't gotten out of the way.
Sauron's army, crashes into insert's army first, and then others.
2 rounds until Vriska arrives. ??? rounds until Phobos comes.
Wallpost:
The job mostly consists of screwing with inter-universal things. Sadly, universes have a tendency to revert to their original storyline when you put it upon yourself to change things for the better, so we don't have a policy of trying to make universes better off than they are.
The IUPC isn't a stuffy 'hands-off' policy group though, because of aforementioned 'narrative momentum' as its called, we don't really have to worry about people interfering with universes to try and do things or figure stuff out as long as they are upholding that standards of the organization, since we can't really do any harm unless we turn it into a cross-over event, which is actually a good thing more often than not.
Mostly what we do as the peace keeping force within universes is keeping an eye on cross-over events and making sure that as few innocents die as possible, cross-over events are useful because although we can't choose when and where they happen, they're pretty much the only opportunities we get for recruiting, attempting to take people out when they aren't involved in cross-over events generally doesn't end well.
Aside from that, we don't really have many duties.
We used to be responsible for policing organizations and civilization outside of any given universe, but thanks to piono there aren't any left anymore. Or, well, there are, but they're basically all criminal organizations of dark warlord conquering universes and each other, so we'd mostly be working on taking those down when we get the opportunity.
Until we can get a substantial roster, the IUPC is mostly going to be focusing on finding reliable members to join, trying to minimize the damage from the big disasters currently happening, and keeping each other alive.
Eric shrugs.
That's really all there is to it. There's some rules, but they're loosely enforced, because we have a policy of only accepting people who don't have to have a bureaucracy monitoring them in order to work efficiently. Really, all you need to do is not do anything evil, and not go back on the entry oath.
Eric turns away and sighs sadly.
Here's me giving the whole recruitment speech...
Like the IUPC still had all of its members...
Deimos walks over and puts a hand on his shoulder.
Come on buddy, I know its bad, but you're making some headway.
I suppose.
Anyway, I think I've pretty much said all there is to be said on the topic of what we do in the IUPC.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
A Rancid Cheese Wedge: [7/20]
Overworld: Now try Level 2 Dumpster Dive - Liberty Launch! Also on the strongmann machine.
Void: 100 X 10 = 1000, 50 X 100 = 5000, so I only need to do 6000 damage? These things are weak. Kill them all. With more crit rockets.
4th wall: "Hmm. An interesting prospect. I might as well. It'd give me something to do. And there's that one guy who owes me $5 that he still hasn't paid."
Blue's tour: "Parents died years ago, the wine bottle came with the seat, Blue was in here earlier so I flash-stepped to her." {Wait, that was a terrible answer... Oh well, what's said is said. I hope it'll work.}
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
7/11 for Deum Lucem
3/? for void sickle
Battlefield:
piono jumps out into the middle of generic's army with Levis Ignis, and begins laying about him with it, creating massive gouts of fire.
Tricky can once again be seen, still smashing terror creepers into gunpowder with his stop sign in the godmodder's army.
Wallpost:
Eric turns to engie.
The offer wasn't really to you, but I suppose I could let you join.
Maybe. I'm not as desperate for members as you might think.
Tell me why I should trust you enough to keep the moral standards,
Because you haven't shown yourself to be of particularly strong moral character in Godcraft.
Let alone before that.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I then do Nightvis Ingot && Contained Singularity && || Staff 1/???
I find it odd that the accretion disk of the singularity has not killed everybody yet. Whatever, it is not as if it is a quasar. That would be ridiculous! /s Anyways, I think a weapon capable of erasing something from the plane of existence would be quite beneficial. Or, rather, slowly tearing every molecule in their body apart, and dragging it into orbit. Essentially the same effect. Erasing nonexistence seems to be a plus as well. May as well do Arcane Abyss Ring && Salis Mundus && Onyx Tetrahedrite 1/???. Salis Mundus is the magical waste produced from smelting a Balanced Shard, which is a crystal of alchemical power created from fusing Order, Entropy, Air, Water, Fire, and Earth shards together. Salis Mundus acts as a binding reagent, as well as an excellent way to channel arcane power of all types.
Wallpost:
Very well. I believe this is an offer I can accept, as long as I still have time to sort out my personal affairs, which I can do with this Clockboard. So, I suppose I accept your offer, though I am surprised you would consider asking me.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Kalare looks at Navela, mutters something about interuniversal portal breakthroughs, a clown, mind wraiths, a fourth wall, and some other things [that cannot be stated until they occur in the present]. You have no idea what he is talking about.
I shall be up on the surface of the meteor. Please, quit the dueling. I've got quite enough enough on my plate without having to deal with dead or incapacitated team members.
You glare at Nelrte. Then, Kalare walks off. It is only a matter of time until Navela realizes that he still has a Clockboard. She runs after him, and you chuckle.
Nelrte opens the door to the Alchemiter room, enters, and locks it. Look at him, trying to obtain a more powerful weapon. Hah. Anyways, that duel brought you back to the good old enquier, back when you actually had some things to do, like on Derse.
Of course, your session had a very odd Prospit and Derse. You, Kalare, and Eterne are Derse dreamers, whilst Araeva, Navela, and Nelrte are Prospit dreamers. See, there was a bit of... competition between the two groups. This, of course, led to mister Erelye sleeping for the first time in who knows how long, and a game of chess ultimately culminating in a war between the two groups. That is why you spent several weeks doing absolutely nothing in your session. You were all too busy strategizing, creating weapons, and fortifying lunar defenses. Then, three weeks into this cold war, Nelrte rushed in and attempted to burn the Dersite palace down, thus beginning real conflict. When you asked Araeva what had happened later, she only said it was because of the correspondence Nelrte had with a "reliable informant." Whoever that is, he ruined your session.
Prospit had the advantage, with their three especially imaginative minds, whilst you were all stuck with record players and libraries of rather dark books. Kalare spent an enquier reading all that [elf] Lovecraftian horror. Of course, during that enquier, the three of you planned the ultimate ending to the war. You would rush in, fight your way to the palace, and slay the White Queen. This was met with considerable apprehension due to Eterne devising it, but you went through. Eterne and a mass fleet of Dersites swarmed the planet, and you went with Kalare to assassinate the White Queen.
You were successful; you landed the final blow yourself, and the ring fell, and fell, and fell, reaching orbit of the planet inhabited by Araeva. She, being the Space player, had the Forge. The ring was destroyed. Personally, You think this is why you failed the game, but you are probably incorrect. Of course, whilst you spent your time fighting wars, the Kings fought their own, resulting in a [slightly] premature Reckoning. Fortunately, you, Araeva, and Kalare banded together to get your quests done, aiding each other with the requests and demands of the Denizens. In particular, you hated your Denizen, as well as that of Erelye. Typheus and Cetus, respectively. Those were odd requests-you do not think either of them are even possible.
Of course, at the request of Navela to help re-strengthen the bond between Prospit and Derse, Erelye entered the realm of her Denizen-(Hephaestus) alone. He came back out looking deathly grave.
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 2/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Assualt Drone: BT:Colormatic the AXIS
Fseftr: Pokeball Things: Nature, Magic
-Blue's Tour-
...
Wait, you know Blue? ...Are you that cree... AI that she was talking about?
Why do you look like you're a little girl? ...I'm not sure I want to know.
Oh, I'm being rude... My name is... you can call me Red.
Guess... What... Red's... Typing... Style... Is...?
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Blue's tour: "Yes, I know Blue. Yes, I am that 'cree-AI' that she was talking about, assuming of course that she meant what she said. That would be a fairly good word for describing me. Unfortunately. I only look like a little girl because of the somewhat unaccepting environment, since I'd rather not have someone throw an antimatter grenade at me. You did look familiar. Nice to meet you, Red. I'm Engie."
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Light envelopes the terrors. They get scared from it.
I then ask Engie why he froze the Nether previously.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 2/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Assualt Drone: BT:Noah's Floor the AXIS
Fseftr: Pokeball Things: Nature, Magic
-Blue's Tour-
Oh, she never said that... But I did.
Nothing personal... but uninvited telepathy is something only creeps do.
Maybe that's not the case where you come from...
And while I'm not about to try to kill you... I don't really care for xenos.
Maybe cause I've never really dealt with them like Blue has...
...Or maybe because they're all untrustworthy backstabbers.
Eh, I don't know...
Here, have your wine back... I would suggest drinking somewhere else though.
You know what, follow me. I may as well try to play nice...
I'll still watching you though...
Red hands the drone the wine bottle, walks to the teleporter, but doesn't get in, and instead stares at the drone, waiting for it to go first.
I don't have time to finish my ultimate sword, or any of my other charges to make my substory more interesting. *sad face*
Oh well, it doesn't matter. I won't let it fade away this time.
+3 from erelye
The cat bubble shudders. It knows the time draws near too fast. It is time to act.
8/10 Stasis
10/15 Hilt reforged
10/15 Blade reforged
Claw Gloves || Sunspot = Coronal Claws 8/10
Sunspot > Very Fine = Blue Giant 9/11
Assists: +2 Erelye
The cloaked man throws off the white and green cloak, revealing a darker, looser, and tighter fitting cloak underneath it. He can now be seen more easily. He is human. It's pretty likely that he's male. He is short, about 5 feet tall. He is not in minecraft avatar form, which calls to mind the lack of _____ has joined the server message when he appeared. Black seems to be a bit of a theme for him, as he has black hair, eyes, and clothes. The visible cloak has lots of leather padding, and a black metal plate around his chest, it also has a black cape that covers two sword sheathes and a quiver. He moves quietly and gracefully, able to leap and dodge attacks without breaking stride.
I'm done playing around.
He goes into a low stance, dual wielding a half of Sunspot in both hands. He charges at AXIS and holds the Red Scale high. His eyes go completely black. He stops in place staring at AXIS, a look of absolute hatred on his face. He raises the halves of Sunspot and strikes them against each other. They shatter on the ground and he points at them. The pieces rise up into the air, shining brilliantly, their cold aura making cloud of frost condense in the air. The form together into an anvil. Golden light shines brilliantly, but then fades into black. Dark rays flash everywhere, and the anvil raises higher.
Stop. Anvil time.
The anvil flies down on AXIS, going ignoring everything in its path and crushing all before it. At the center of AXIS it explodes, shards of the incredibly cool metal fly as shrapnel throughout AXIS, cutting and freezing everything in their paths.
Still consumed by rage, the cloaked man uses PROMINENCE on whatever is left of AXIS.
If AXIS is destroyed he turns to the Relic, if not he stands there,still shaking with rage.
If I make a mistake on something, feel free to correct me. I'm always open to improvement.
Action 2/3
Halloween Surprise: 49/50
Stellar Energy Harness: 24/50
I, hoping to be part of this game, create the Construct Army, if possible at this time. An army of Constructs, they are willing to fight and fall for me, and I shall honor it by sending them to battle.
Sword Damage: 0/250K
Constructs: 0/3
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Blue's Tour: "I told her I'd not do it again. I meant it." The drone stands up, causing the chair to pack itself up, then walks over to the teleporter. "I don't blame you for not trusting me. Most people don't trust me. I don't blame them either, considering what I've done and what I can do." I giggle briefly, then the drone steps through the teleporter.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
=CHARGE=
-47 / 50- MasterChairREDUX
-25 / 25- The Wall (Ninja is back)
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Goomba
=ACTION=
I build more pylons, spawn more overlords, and construct additional supply depots.
I then summon extra CHAIR-KNIGHTS.
If for whatever reason this fails, I quickly unload THE OTHER SIDE into K4nye's army or the Godmodder's Army.
(Say, if the Charriers can't produce units, can I change how they work?)
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
- You can participate in the main battle. Summon up a big army and bash it into other people's armies. Look at the format of other people's armies to get inspiration.
- You can join NimbleGuy's side quest. It involves exploring the void and either venturing into the past or fighting a large swarm of enemies. Ask Nimble if you want more specifics because he of course would know more about it than I would.
- Or finally, you can join my side quest. It involves entering Wilson's (my fox character) dream to try and wake him up. But rather than fighting normally, you summon creatures to fight in your place.
Waiting to see if my grand finale is approved...The Homelands: [Talist] The Cores: Pherix: 30,000/30,000 (Temperature: 10,000oC), MK-Watson-A: 500,000/500,000 (Servos: |-|-|-|), LeiShi: 500,000/500,000 (Chi:0). The Fleet: Relic Shards 100,000/100,000. (x4.) The Heavies: Hatchlings of Justicar 80,000/80,000. (x4.) The Artillery: Enchanted Pages 2,000/2,000. (x50.) The Calvary: AXIS Powersuits 8,000/8,000. (x70.) The Soldiers: Elemental Finches 3,000/3,000. (x150.) The Pawns: NanoBots 1/1. (x100,000.)
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
Alright... here we go. Time to explain away 3 battles. Although... maybe I have time to put in one more to ease the transition at least a little. I do want to end this to get Wilson involved in the final showdown.
@fseftr: Evil Snowman added!
The Firewall deals 1 damage to the Flame mage. The Icy Spy weakens the Flame mage, letting the spiderlings deal 6 damage and poisoning it. THE SPACE KRACKEN deals 11 damage to the Flame Mage. The new Evil Snowman throws a snowball at the Flame Mage, dealing... 13 damage, exactly enough to kill it.
The two mages vanish, but was there a better way? Wilson leaps into action, preforming a series a jumps that seemed tuned down to a muscle memory. He jumped from 1 armor stand to another, to a banner, and then finally vanishing into a small gap in the ceiling. After a few moments, he comes back out and starts tossing various items down to you. Splash healing potion added! Splash weakness potion added! Mystery potions added! Grand Fire Gem added! A few normal gems added! With a soft thud, Wilson lands back on the ground. He now has a total of 6 tails. He seems to have gained 1 for each of the Mages. Lets get going then... Ignoring the Kitchen due to time constraints plus the fact that it wasn't all that interesting to start with, the group makes its way to a seemingly empty room. It is simply a long hallway with a few potted plants on either side. Despite this, Wilson looks around it nervously. Could we... leave? Go somewhere else, anywhere else? The next room is the Library. The books are nicely segmented by topic, with the largest topic being evolutionary biology. Engie takes a book down from a shelf and opens it only to find that all the pages are blank. Well... I never read most of these books. So I have no idea whats in them. However, if you want to know more about he history of this place, try this book. He offers up a small, leather bound book, seemingly a research journal. Read it if you want. We're approaching the end of the line. Come on, lets go. The group enters one of the hallways leading off. The room it leads to seems to be a testing room. There are various machines to test creatures. I hated this place... Especially that one. He motions towards a tank filled with opaque, white liquid. Thats the memory challenge. Below that white water, theres a platform. They dunk you in once and watch you flounder about to try and find it. Once you do, they wait a week or two and then toss you in again to see if you remember where the platform is. All that thing did was forced me to love to swim. There is also a computer, a harness, and an entrance to a tunnel that leads into a maze with a clear top. As everyone looked around the room, a red mist started to flow from the edges into the middle of the room. It combines in the middle into a large, horned, red blob. Oh... here we go again... All allies have taken more damage from passing time, killing the Icy Spy. You know... this... thing... is fueled by my pain from these tests. Maybe... If we can finish them ourselves it will weaken this creature. Just say, I try the X test and I'll tell you what you need to do.
Enemy Line:
[MAG] Shard of Pain 200/200 HP - Action: 5
* Base Damage: 20
* Cloud of Agony: deals 6 damage over 2 turns to all enemies. Can stack
* Burning Pain: Deals 15 fire damage
* Cripple: Debuff an enemy. Deals 4 damage per turn for 3 turns and weakens their attack power.
Memory Test: unused
Maze Test: unused (needs at least 2 people
Girdle Test: unused
Computer Test: unused
Allied Line:
[FIR] Firewall 35/100 HP - Action: 1 (Insert_Generic_Username's)
Deals 1 FIR damage to 3 enemies per turn
[NAT] Spiderling Swarm 1/1 HP * 2 - Action: 2 (NetPatham's)
No more than 5 can be killed in 1 attack. Deals 1 NAT damage and poisons for 1 more NAT damage per 5 spiderlings. Regains 1 spiderling per turn.
[ENE] THE SPACE KRACKEN 38/40 HP + Kerbal 1/1 HP * 9 + Jebbediah 3/3 HP - Action: 3 (Gerbil's)
Base damage: 10. Space Crash: deals 5 unavoidable, unelemental damage. Can eat followers to regain HP. Can deal 8 FIR damage, can kill off follower to double damage next turn, but only for basic attack. Deals 132915861 bonus damage against spaceships, of which there are none in this side quest. I really hope something weird doesn't come up and I pay for this.
[COL] Evil Snowman 29/30 HP - Action: 4 (fseftr's)
Snowball [10 damage], Blizzard [5 damage to all enemies], Avalanche [Buries target, making them have a high chance to not act this turn], Snow Fort [Builds itself a snow fort with 10 hp to hide behind|Adds 10 hp to it's snow fort]
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[NEU] Wilson 40/40 HP
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x1 - Fire x2 (+1 grand) - Nature x1 - Metal x1 (+1 grand) - Energy x1 - Magic x2
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 2 uses left. - Aura Gem: powers up 1 entity and protects it from 1 attack, 1 use left. - Splash Healing Potion: restores 10 HP to an entity. 1 use. - Splash weakness potion: weakens an entity's next attack. 1 use left. - Mystery Potion (x2) Does... Something... 1 use per potion
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg
Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|
A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X |
T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O |
T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . |
A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X |
C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O |
K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O |
E
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There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
???: 50/50 (READY)
my pawns attack the elsens.
I'll be making my great escape now!
Repetitive adjectives of slashing 1/5
Where are the terrors? And do we command our own armies or do they attack by themselves?
NOW
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The Man Ender && Warp Ring (The Ring Deader, 5/7)
Flu()rite ()ctet && Arcane Emerald. (???, 2/?).
N()w, let's d() Cheap Sw()rd && Kelde() Hair. (???, 1/?)
...S()! I utilize the v()idst()ne d()()r t() my aid and keep swinging it n()n-st()p at the STR()NGMANN MACHINE! I literally keep swinging it until my arms fall ()ff! Then I reattach them with Healing Psi()nics and repeat the pr()cess f()r a g()()d while!