The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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POST 1;
Staff of Origin || Tank-Spaceship Mundane Interior Platforms = Origin Tankship Chassis (11/11)
8/50 Space Kracken... 8/50 Jebbediah Kerman... 8/50 The Elderich Obelisk... DASHED SCRATCHED
5/? The Thing MY INVENTORY
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
(Gerbil Clone): \Idle.
(Gerbil Ghost Image): Will setting the Tubas to not use it's charges break the OP scale?
(Gerbil Ghost Image) ==> Execute: Java Smash - Runtime. Target: Strongmann.
Army ==> Set - Target. Target: Godmodder's Army. Abilities
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=SIDEQUEST=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
-snip-
NimbleQuest! >Leonstar0: Follow That Shadowy Figure!
-snip-
You follow the Shadowy Figure down the elevator... Halfway down, the elevator stops. A voice calls out, "Hey! Who's there? But by the time they came to the elevator, the shadowy figure was long gone. But, you still followed him. Down under the Past Cogworks, you find a glory of interlocking mechanisms. Shafts leading from a turbine, splitting power between water production, fusion plasma production, the center Solenoid, the Van de Graff generators, and general power consumption. The fusion plasma is piped into the plasma injectors, which inject water into the Toroid Magnet ring, and extra deuterium from the plasma production in funneled into the magnets. The magnets also require power from a Van de Graff generator. In the center of it all there is a giant, spinning Solenoid. While the fusion plasma circles around, neurons escape from it, which hits the Neuron Generator... Things(I forget the name). These things take in water from the water production, and create steam; but only when hit by Neurons. The created steam gets funneled into the Turbine, helping self-upkeep and generating tons of shaft power. The Shadowy Figure is about to activate the device... The Painter tells you that the device the figure is holding is most likely to be the device that would destroy the reactor!
[quote=engie_ninja;/members/engie_ninja;/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-the-massive?comment=16271]-snip-
Void: Wait, I'm already fighting? Well then. DANMAKU! *Sprays crit-rockets everywhere*
-snip- 100 Null Floaters killed! 50 Void Masters killed! Also, PLEASE click that blue SIDEQUEST thing in my posts... It shows you a "map" of sorts.
The AI God sends down a colony seed, it lands far away from the Battlefield. Several hundred automatic drones and androids climb out of the seed and begin building a city. Bombardment of the Godmodder's army continues and the Ultra-Tech Cyborgs begin to retreat to heal, provided they've been harmed. If not they continue viciously tearing into any of the Godmodder's minions.
I look around, not really understanding this dimension.
Okay, let's simplify this: You aren't a Kirby.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
8/11 for nulla stella
5/11 for Deum Lucem
1/? for sickle OR void magic (I think you know what a sickle is twin, but just in case because some people get confused sometimes, its Karkat's weapon of choice)
I think it is safe to say that perhaps focusing power on that box is a bad idea...
Oh well.
My forces are here.
The Forces of Mordor: [Sauron]
The Core: Sauron: Hp: ??? (his health will be revealed when enough of his troops die that he becomes targetable. Until then, he's immune to damage)
The Monster (sort of like a core, only its immense size makes it able to be targeted right from the beginning. However, it makes up for its ridiculous size by being another path to the core. Normally, you have to defeat everything in the army to get a clear shot at the core, however, if you defeat the monster, the core becomes targetable): Ancalagon the Black: Hp: 10000000/10000000
The Fleet: Dragons Hp: 500000/500000 (x3)
The Heavies: Oliephants Hp: 5000/5000 (x150)
The Artillery: Balrogs Hp: 40000/40000 (x25)
The Cavalry: Trolls Hp: 10/10 (x200000)
The Soldiers: Uruk-Hai Hp: 2/2 (x1000000)
The Pawns: Orcs Hp: 1/1 (x5000000)
Special: Because of the fact that Mordor is known for its poor soldier quality, the troops (excepting Ancalagon, Sauron, the dragons, and the balrogs) take extra damage from incoming attacks from players. They just don't stand up well against heroes.
Additionally, Sauron's forces are horrible at working together, and as such, all of the troops (except the dragons, and Ancalagon and Sauron) deal lower damage when attacking enemy force. You remember how poorly the orcs did at the Battle of the Black Gate. Outnumbered the men something-hundred to one, plus trolls and ring-wraiths, and they didn't even kill half the men. Admittedly that was with a sudden critical-boss failure half-way through, but still, that is pretty pathetic.
Sauron and Ancalagon however have attack and defense relative to their given health (which is to say, Ancalagon has attack and defense as would be expected from an entity of his size, and Sauron has more)
Why is this army so overpowered? There is one specific balancing feature to this army. Its plot-relevant, and not my own personal army. Just so you guys know, that'll be the nexus fleet. Something's going to happen that will balance out the score.
Sauron's army rushes onto the field, with the massive shape of Ancalagon the Black towering over everything (This guy crushes mountains by stepping on them, cool huh?), the armies charge into the enemy forces.
Piono focuses on moving the F6 tornado away from where the forces of Mordor are so as to prevent his troops from taking heavy hits.
Twin: I want to do something with the F6 tornado. Have it hit random armies in the EotB, in my posts I will list who it WILL and CAN'T hit.
CAN'T: Sauron's army, fseftr, serpent and k4yne's armies. Anyone else that has pledged their allegiance to piono.
WILL: piono hasn't put in enough effort this round to specifically direct the tornado.
wallpost: wait, split? gorilla. that explains a lot. I fell stupid, the signs were obvious and... Wait, hold on. piono's schemes were... grander? Serpent, doomed timelines can only apply to one universe at a time. They don't clump like that unless... Unless someone powerful enough to warp paradoxes is manipulating it. Serpent, I'm afraid that timeline might have been another manipulation. If piono and the OP King really are working together... We're in a lot of trouble. Of course... I suppose that does explain why I can't get back to Godcraft, if the OP King is blocking all the routes in he and piono can think of, then I wouldn't be able to get in like that, unless the Author were to step in... But he can't so... Hmm...
Eric begins pacing.
Sanford and Deimos look at each other. Eric?
Eric stops, and notices the two. Oh! You brought the mag agent! Yeah, but you're ranting at yourself. Did you figure it out on your own? I think so.
Deimos shrugs, and as the mag agent begins to stir, Deimos unholsters his rifle, and shoots the mag agent in the head.
The mag agent stops moving. So what now? Hey, wasn't this a recruiting mission in the first place?
Eric snaps his fingers. Ah yes! That's right!
Eric turns to Erelye, Engie, and Future Serpent. I originally brought you here to make an offer. A job offer in fact. How would you like to be some of the first agents of the re-founded IUPC?
My fleet will retaliate against anyone who attacks an allied army. (Piono + PGs, I believe)
If none, the godmodder's army.
This is a standing order.
Also, what the heck are these halo snipers in my fleet?
I ordered elite drones.
HMAS Victor
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 2/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Assualt Drone: BT:ultramarine the AXIS
Fseftr:
Pokeball Things: Nature, Magic
Evil Snowman: Snow Fort
I use a cold thing to summon...
Evil Snowman
HP: 30/30
Attacks:
Snowball [10 damage]
Blizzard [5 damage to all enemies]
Avalanche [Buries target, making them have a high chance to not act this turn]
Snow Fort [Builds itself a snow fort with 10 hp to hide behind|Adds 10 hp to it's snow fort]
ENGIE AND NIMBLE! Pay attention to this sidequest...
-HMAS Victor-
So, you see, this new engine, along with the new fuel we discovered, will allow us to travel to the target galaxy with three years.
Good job, that's two options opened.
Now focus your efforts on weapons.
The supernova missiles should be done in time, but it would be certain if we got more funding.
Fine.
-Blue's Tour-
A young man in a suit appears out of the teleporter, looks around, walks over to the drone, and snatches the wine out of it's hands. He checks his pockets, and hands it a lollipop instead.
He sits on the floor and asks it, "Where are your parents? Where did you get this bottle? How did you get in here?"
/\ Miles Sagittas.
I deal 1 damage to every entity in Piono's army.
I hit Death with the Pop-a-matic Vrillyhoo Hammer
I use JEFFING AWESOME on Death.
I punch the Subspace Gunship, then throw it into the Relic.
Fluorite Octet && Libra Pin = Turquoise Octet (Level 8: 6/9)
Fluorite Octet && Taurus Pin = Copper Octet (Level 8: 6/9)
Fluorite Octet && Virgo Pin = Emerald Octet (Level 8: 6/9)
Keep up the assault on the Godmodder's army. I have some of the Automatic Vests Soldiers retreat to defend taken land. Actual work begins on building the colony.
Let's see what happens when we d() Flu()rite ()ctet && Arcane Emerald. (???, 1/?).
Army ()f Ch()ice, keep attacking the G()dm()dder's Army. Y()u started ()ut str()ng, n()w keep g()ing str()ng!
As f()r me...I climb at()p t() the highest p()int I can reach and equip the SKRILLEX DR()P. I then leap ()ff, falling f()r several sec()nds and building up m()mentum, before slamming the SKRILLEX DR()P into the STR()NGMANN MACHINE while turning the dial t() make the p()wer-amping bass dr()ps!
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Crimson Cult Research 50/50!
Onyx Visink Magic 8-Ball 8/8!
I (finally) examine the Onyx Visink Magic 8-Ball, and attempt to harness the energy within.
Then, I telekinetically skewer a few Terrors. Afterwards, glancing at the massive shape of Ancalagon, I attempt to go to the top of a nearby mountain, and call for Thorondor. And perhaps a Mariner. Meh. I think I am friendly with Eric, but I am completely neutral with Piono. We shall have to see how this ends up.
50/50 Expended!
13:11, Grayhold Citadel.
We are once more back at my rather odd home. However, we are not in a room any of you have yet seen. The only entrance to said room is a secret sliding stair on the third staircase on the eastern side of the Arcanex. Approximately five thousand eighty two centimeters to the right of the staircase is a button opening the hidden door. I press this button, and slide through the relatively small opening.
The internal room is extremely odd. It appears to have originally been used for storage, as there are quite a few crates piled up, as well as creaking floorboards, must, and cobwebs. However, it now seems to be used for... some kind of investigation. Newspaper clippings are tacked to the walls, all depicting some form of strange light or chanting from the nearby woods. (For future notice, this is all from the same area, printing The Enquiring Grayholdian. Yes, Grayhold is so large as to have multiple newspapers. Cahlugrumba tribesmen, golems, animated objects, Carapacians, Elementals, and some few deranged Thaumaturges living in my walls all have their own newspapers.) In the corner, there is a large bulletin board, coated in blurry photographs of Crimson Cult activity. I could not get close enough.
On a table in the dark room, there is a candle. I light it with my wand, and peer at the other contents of the table surface. Several editions of Crimson Rites appear to be on it, each open to a different page, with a great deal of revisions in dark ink written on them. My revisions, as the handwriting of the authors of these books is nearly indecipherable. Upon the table are pieces of parchment, covered in attempted translations, crossed out runes, and an attempt at deciphering a bizarre runic alphabet. There is a quill, three bottles of ink and a Brain in a Jar on the table as well. On the floor are scraps of some scarlet-colored cloth on the floor. Fragments of robes I have found in the graves of ancient Cultists. There, on the far wall, dimly lit by the candle, is a medium-sized bulletin board, larger than the first, upon it are drawings and... clues. Pouches of dust, phials of liquid, and jarred fumes are stuck there, some by the arcane, and some by strips of masking tape. The drawings are all sketches, done by myself. They depict the Eldritch Obelisks, diagrams of Sinister nodes, dissected Zombie Brains, et cetera.
I appear to have reached a dead end in this path of research. Perhaps I am missing some crucial bit of evidence to tie everything together. I do not know, but I have certainly made headway. I extinguish the candle, step out of the room, and re-seal the passage. Perhaps my research could be utilized for something. Hmmm...
I closely examine the tomb section of the Crimson Monolith I used my Thaumic Keycharm on. Perhaps this holds the answer.
Wallpost:
Oh my. This is certainly a turn in events. Well, then. What exactly does this job constitute of? Besides the obvious bits.
Navela, Araeva, and Eterne look over at what is occurring, realization dawning on their faces. They look on, the former two horrified, the latter ambiguous.
The psionic beams meet the blast from the rifle, and the internal room is then subject to a near-blinding flash. However, the two Strifing can see perfectly. Magic versus technology, perchance? The psionic beams push the blast from the Crosshairs back slowly, driving Nelrte back. However, all three blasts subside.
What in the ever-loving fu- sorry, WORLD are you two DOING?! I thought I said to keep from murdering each other!
You glance back over at Erelye, resisting the urge to kill Nelrte right then.
Kalare looks far worse for wear than when he left the room originally. There is what appears to be a levitating keyboard (the instrument) mixed with gears spinning around him. His left hand has a hastily-wrapped cut on it, which appears to have come from slightly brushing... a stop sign? What? You can clearly see a bronze wand sticking out of his pocket, a bolt of violet, green, and Grimdark energy leaping off of it occasionally. How...? He still looks slightly damp, as if he had leaped into a storm, and made it to the eye before getting too wet. A small bit of powder-blue energy floats off the wand.
Umm... What the **** happened to you?
I'd rather not talk about it.
How do you have one of my Clockboards? I'm pretty sure I locked them in my room. Also, could you tell us what happened to you? It looks like it's an amazing story!
Eterne looks stunned, as if she had just seen Kalare die and come back an hour later. Of course, that did not happen. (It almost occurred, but the plastic bag had a hole in it. Of course, you are Virnul, and you have no idea what I am talking about.)
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I open up the greatest laptop in the universe, a Windows 7 Family Notebook, and download Pesterchum. My chumHandle is entered as TemporalTormentor. The AI God creates a wormhole under the land the Godmodder's Army is standing on, sucking them in to the core of the sun.
Staff of Origin || Tank-Spaceship Mundane Interior Platforms = Origin Tankship Chassis (11/11)
8/50 Space Kracken...8/50 Jebbediah Kerman...8/50 The Elderich Obelisk...DASHEDSCRATCHED5/? The Thing
MY INVENTORY
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
(Gerbil Clone): \Idle.
(Gerbil Ghost Image): Will setting the Tubas to not use it's charges break the OP scale?
(Gerbil Ghost Image) ==> Execute: Java Smash - Runtime. Target: Strongmann.
Army ==> Set - Target. Target: Godmodder's Army.
Abilities
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=SIDEQUEST=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
You follow the Shadowy Figure down the elevator... Halfway down, the elevator stops. A voice calls out, "Hey! Who's there? But by the time they came to the elevator, the shadowy figure was long gone. But, you still followed him. Down under the Past Cogworks, you find a glory of interlocking mechanisms. Shafts leading from a turbine, splitting power between water production, fusion plasma production, the center Solenoid, the Van de Graff generators, and general power consumption. The fusion plasma is piped into the plasma injectors, which inject water into the Toroid Magnet ring, and extra deuterium from the plasma production in funneled into the magnets. The magnets also require power from a Van de Graff generator. In the center of it all there is a giant, spinning Solenoid. While the fusion plasma circles around, neurons escape from it, which hits the Neuron Generator... Things(I forget the name). These things take in water from the water production, and create steam; but only when hit by Neurons. The created steam gets funneled into the Turbine, helping self-upkeep and generating tons of shaft power. The Shadowy Figure is about to activate the device... The Painter tells you that the device the figure is holding is most likely to be the device that would destroy the reactor!
[quote=engie_ninja;/members/engie_ninja;/forums/off-topic/forum-games/435676-destroy-the-godmodder-2-operator-the-massive?comment=16271]-snip-
Void: Wait, I'm already fighting? Well then. DANMAKU! *Sprays crit-rockets everywhere*
-snip- 100 Null Floaters killed! 50 Void Masters killed! Also, PLEASE click that blue SIDEQUEST thing in my posts... It shows you a "map" of sorts.
I guess I'll try...
POST 1
I look around, not really understanding this dimension.
Nanobody: 10/15
He scream
I then throw Diablo. It boomerangs back to me. To bad a few terrors were in the way....
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Okay, let's simplify this: You aren't a Kirby.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
5/11 for Deum Lucem
1/? for sickle OR void magic (I think you know what a sickle is twin, but just in case because some people get confused sometimes, its Karkat's weapon of choice)
I think it is safe to say that perhaps focusing power on that box is a bad idea...
Oh well.
My forces are here.
The Forces of Mordor: [Sauron]
The Core: Sauron: Hp: ??? (his health will be revealed when enough of his troops die that he becomes targetable. Until then, he's immune to damage)
The Monster (sort of like a core, only its immense size makes it able to be targeted right from the beginning. However, it makes up for its ridiculous size by being another path to the core. Normally, you have to defeat everything in the army to get a clear shot at the core, however, if you defeat the monster, the core becomes targetable): Ancalagon the Black: Hp: 10000000/10000000
The Fleet: Dragons Hp: 500000/500000 (x3)
The Heavies: Oliephants Hp: 5000/5000 (x150)
The Artillery: Balrogs Hp: 40000/40000 (x25)
The Cavalry: Trolls Hp: 10/10 (x200000)
The Soldiers: Uruk-Hai Hp: 2/2 (x1000000)
The Pawns: Orcs Hp: 1/1 (x5000000)
Special: Because of the fact that Mordor is known for its poor soldier quality, the troops (excepting Ancalagon, Sauron, the dragons, and the balrogs) take extra damage from incoming attacks from players. They just don't stand up well against heroes.
Additionally, Sauron's forces are horrible at working together, and as such, all of the troops (except the dragons, and Ancalagon and Sauron) deal lower damage when attacking enemy force. You remember how poorly the orcs did at the Battle of the Black Gate. Outnumbered the men something-hundred to one, plus trolls and ring-wraiths, and they didn't even kill half the men. Admittedly that was with a sudden critical-boss failure half-way through, but still, that is pretty pathetic.
Sauron and Ancalagon however have attack and defense relative to their given health (which is to say, Ancalagon has attack and defense as would be expected from an entity of his size, and Sauron has more)
Why is this army so overpowered? There is one specific balancing feature to this army. Its plot-relevant, and not my own personal army. Just so you guys know, that'll be the nexus fleet. Something's going to happen that will balance out the score.
Sauron's army rushes onto the field, with the massive shape of Ancalagon the Black towering over everything (This guy crushes mountains by stepping on them, cool huh?), the armies charge into the enemy forces.
Piono focuses on moving the F6 tornado away from where the forces of Mordor are so as to prevent his troops from taking heavy hits.
Twin: I want to do something with the F6 tornado. Have it hit random armies in the EotB, in my posts I will list who it WILL and CAN'T hit.
CAN'T: Sauron's army, fseftr, serpent and k4yne's armies. Anyone else that has pledged their allegiance to piono.
WILL: piono hasn't put in enough effort this round to specifically direct the tornado.
wallpost:
wait, split?
gorilla. that explains a lot.
I fell stupid, the signs were obvious and...
Wait, hold on. piono's schemes were... grander?
Serpent, doomed timelines can only apply to one universe at a time.
They don't clump like that unless...
Unless someone powerful enough to warp paradoxes is manipulating it.
Serpent, I'm afraid that timeline might have been another manipulation.
If piono and the OP King really are working together...
We're in a lot of trouble.
Of course...
I suppose that does explain why I can't get back to Godcraft, if the OP King is blocking all the routes in he and piono can think of, then I wouldn't be able to get in like that, unless the Author were to step in...
But he can't so...
Hmm...
Eric begins pacing.
Sanford and Deimos look at each other.
Eric?
Eric stops, and notices the two.
Oh! You brought the mag agent!
Yeah, but you're ranting at yourself.
Did you figure it out on your own?
I think so.
Deimos shrugs, and as the mag agent begins to stir, Deimos unholsters his rifle, and shoots the mag agent in the head.
The mag agent stops moving.
So what now?
Hey, wasn't this a recruiting mission in the first place?
Eric snaps his fingers.
Ah yes! That's right!
Eric turns to Erelye, Engie, and Future Serpent.
I originally brought you here to make an offer.
A job offer in fact.
How would you like to be some of the first agents of the re-founded IUPC?
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
If none, the godmodder's army.
This is a standing order.
Also, what the heck are these halo snipers in my fleet?
I ordered elite drones.
HMAS Victor
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 2/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 1/2
Assualt Drone: BT:ultramarine the AXIS
Fseftr:
Pokeball Things: Nature, Magic
Evil Snowman: Snow Fort
I use a cold thing to summon...
Evil Snowman
HP: 30/30
Attacks:
Snowball [10 damage]
Blizzard [5 damage to all enemies]
Avalanche [Buries target, making them have a high chance to not act this turn]
Snow Fort [Builds itself a snow fort with 10 hp to hide behind|Adds 10 hp to it's snow fort]
ENGIE AND NIMBLE! Pay attention to this sidequest...
-HMAS Victor-
So, you see, this new engine, along with the new fuel we discovered, will allow us to travel to the target galaxy with three years.
Good job, that's two options opened.
Now focus your efforts on weapons.
The supernova missiles should be done in time, but it would be certain if we got more funding.
Fine.
-Blue's Tour-
A young man in a suit appears out of the teleporter, looks around, walks over to the drone, and snatches the wine out of it's hands. He checks his pockets, and hands it a lollipop instead.
He sits on the floor and asks it, "Where are your parents? Where did you get this bottle? How did you get in here?"
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I deal 1 damage to every entity in Piono's army.
I hit Death with the Pop-a-matic Vrillyhoo Hammer
I use JEFFING AWESOME on Death.
I punch the Subspace Gunship, then throw it into the Relic.
Fluorite Octet && Libra Pin = Turquoise Octet (Level 8: 6/9)
Fluorite Octet && Taurus Pin = Copper Octet (Level 8: 6/9)
Fluorite Octet && Virgo Pin = Emerald Octet (Level 8: 6/9)
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
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'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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???: 49/50 (since charged attacks are basically useless because of the new low damage output)
I'll be making my great escape now!
Nanobody: 11/15
Terragen City: 1/10
He scream
C()dex: {82THE8TH} (Flu()rite ()ctet, 9/9) Flu()rite ()ctet D()ne!
The Man Ender && Warp Ring (The Ring Deader, 4/7)
Let's see what happens when we d() Flu()rite ()ctet && Arcane Emerald. (???, 1/?).
Army ()f Ch()ice, keep attacking the G()dm()dder's Army. Y()u started ()ut str()ng, n()w keep g()ing str()ng!
As f()r me...I climb at()p t() the highest p()int I can reach and equip the SKRILLEX DR()P. I then leap ()ff, falling f()r several sec()nds and building up m()mentum, before slamming the SKRILLEX DR()P into the STR()NGMANN MACHINE while turning the dial t() make the p()wer-amping bass dr()ps!
Onyx Visink Magic 8-Ball 8/8!
I (finally) examine the Onyx Visink Magic 8-Ball, and attempt to harness the energy within.
Then, I telekinetically skewer a few Terrors. Afterwards, glancing at the massive shape of Ancalagon, I attempt to go to the top of a nearby mountain, and call for Thorondor. And perhaps a Mariner. Meh. I think I am friendly with Eric, but I am completely neutral with Piono. We shall have to see how this ends up.
50/50 Expended!
13:11, Grayhold Citadel.
We are once more back at my rather odd home. However, we are not in a room any of you have yet seen. The only entrance to said room is a secret sliding stair on the third staircase on the eastern side of the Arcanex. Approximately five thousand eighty two centimeters to the right of the staircase is a button opening the hidden door. I press this button, and slide through the relatively small opening.
The internal room is extremely odd. It appears to have originally been used for storage, as there are quite a few crates piled up, as well as creaking floorboards, must, and cobwebs. However, it now seems to be used for... some kind of investigation. Newspaper clippings are tacked to the walls, all depicting some form of strange light or chanting from the nearby woods. (For future notice, this is all from the same area, printing The Enquiring Grayholdian. Yes, Grayhold is so large as to have multiple newspapers. Cahlugrumba tribesmen, golems, animated objects, Carapacians, Elementals, and some few deranged Thaumaturges living in my walls all have their own newspapers.) In the corner, there is a large bulletin board, coated in blurry photographs of Crimson Cult activity. I could not get close enough.
On a table in the dark room, there is a candle. I light it with my wand, and peer at the other contents of the table surface. Several editions of Crimson Rites appear to be on it, each open to a different page, with a great deal of revisions in dark ink written on them. My revisions, as the handwriting of the authors of these books is nearly indecipherable. Upon the table are pieces of parchment, covered in attempted translations, crossed out runes, and an attempt at deciphering a bizarre runic alphabet. There is a quill, three bottles of ink and a Brain in a Jar on the table as well. On the floor are scraps of some scarlet-colored cloth on the floor. Fragments of robes I have found in the graves of ancient Cultists. There, on the far wall, dimly lit by the candle, is a medium-sized bulletin board, larger than the first, upon it are drawings and... clues. Pouches of dust, phials of liquid, and jarred fumes are stuck there, some by the arcane, and some by strips of masking tape. The drawings are all sketches, done by myself. They depict the Eldritch Obelisks, diagrams of Sinister nodes, dissected Zombie Brains, et cetera.
I appear to have reached a dead end in this path of research. Perhaps I am missing some crucial bit of evidence to tie everything together. I do not know, but I have certainly made headway. I extinguish the candle, step out of the room, and re-seal the passage. Perhaps my research could be utilized for something. Hmmm...
I closely examine the tomb section of the Crimson Monolith I used my Thaumic Keycharm on. Perhaps this holds the answer.
Wallpost:
Oh my. This is certainly a turn in events. Well, then. What exactly does this job constitute of? Besides the obvious bits.
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Navela, Araeva, and Eterne look over at what is occurring, realization dawning on their faces. They look on, the former two horrified, the latter ambiguous.
The psionic beams meet the blast from the rifle, and the internal room is then subject to a near-blinding flash. However, the two Strifing can see perfectly. Magic versus technology, perchance? The psionic beams push the blast from the Crosshairs back slowly, driving Nelrte back. However, all three blasts subside.
What in the ever-loving fu- sorry, WORLD are you two DOING?! I thought I said to keep from murdering each other!
You glance back over at Erelye, resisting the urge to kill Nelrte right then.
Kalare looks far worse for wear than when he left the room originally. There is what appears to be a levitating keyboard (the instrument) mixed with gears spinning around him. His left hand has a hastily-wrapped cut on it, which appears to have come from slightly brushing... a stop sign? What? You can clearly see a bronze wand sticking out of his pocket, a bolt of violet, green, and Grimdark energy leaping off of it occasionally. How...? He still looks slightly damp, as if he had leaped into a storm, and made it to the eye before getting too wet. A small bit of powder-blue energy floats off the wand.
Umm... What the **** happened to you?
I'd rather not talk about it.
How do you have one of my Clockboards? I'm pretty sure I locked them in my room. Also, could you tell us what happened to you? It looks like it's an amazing story!
Eterne looks stunned, as if she had just seen Kalare die and come back an hour later. Of course, that did not happen. (It almost occurred, but the plastic bag had a hole in it. Of course, you are Virnul, and you have no idea what I am talking about.)
What? Why not?
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You're supposed to play as your Minecraft avatar. I said that already.
Because you're not allowed to be.
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He scream
Ok, ok.
I magically turn into an upside down Steve, and my spaceship vanishes as I fall face-flat on the floor. /null