i: 50/50
ii: 23/50 +1 self
iii: 16/50 +1 self
iv: 6/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
(Trades received have not been accounted for due to time constraints, this is a mental note so that I remember to go back and count them)
(Army will be made when I have time :/)
NimbleQuest! >Leonstar0: Follow That Shadowy Figure!
Leonstar1: I buff Erelye's and Nimble's Armies, then I roll a set of the Octet of Life at both armies.
SPELLADEX
Spell Cards
Zodiac:
Star Sign: Zodiac - Libra = 3/3
Star Sign: Zodiac - Scorpio = 2/3
Incoming story post! Part One of the Witching Hour Redux.
Picking up back where we left off at the heart of Universe B...
Bill Cipher has just been blinded and merged with the powers of Project Binary. He now speaks exactly in his typing style, plus an orchid color. Binary has received Bill's powers as well, but is incapacitated and nearly defenseless against a raging Bill...
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B1NARY. 1. 1 CAN'T SEE! WHAT D1D Y0U D0 T0 ME? B1LL, 1'M... 1'M N0T SURE WHAT JUST HAPPENED. PERHAPS MY P0WERS REACTED 1N C0NJUNCT10N W1TH-- 1 D0N'T HAVE T1ME F0R Y0UR LENGTHY C0NVERSAT10NS! TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED T0 ME!
ALR1GHT. 1'LL... 1'LL TRY. BUT PLEASE TRY N0T T0 RAGE AT THE L0SS 0F Y0UR EYES1GHT. 1T'S N0T JUST THAT Y0U BLEW UP MY EYE, MAN! 1 CAN'T SEE! D0N'T Y0U GET 1T? WHAT D0 Y0U... 0H. Y0U CAN'T SEE AHEAD ANYM0RE, CAN Y0U. Y0UR P0WERS 0F "KN0W1NG L0TS 0F TH1NGS" ARE... YEP. G0NE. AND 1T'S ALL THANKS T0 Y0U! WHY D1D 1 EVEN B0THER T0 MAKE TH1S DEAL W1TH Y0U?! 1T 1S 0NLY Y0UR NATURE, B1LL. AND 1'M REAS0NABLY SURE Y0U HADN'T EXPECTED ME T0 SAY YES, S0 Y0U WERE 1LL-PREPARED T0 ASCERTA1N WHAT THE 0UTC0ME 0F THE DEAL W0ULD HAVE BEEN. ST0P TALK1NG 1N B1G W0RDS! G1VE ME 0NE G00D REAS0N WHY 1 SH0ULDN'T LEVEL TH1S WH0LE BU1LD1NG R1GHT N0W! WELL, 1 CAN G1VE Y0U A FEW. 1 0NLY ASKED F0R 0NE, HELLSPAWN! TRY F0LL0W1NG 0RDERS S0METIME! AND WHAT PUTS Y0U 1N A C0ND1T10N T0 1NSULT ME W1TH THAT T1TLE AND 1MPLY THAT Y0U ARE MY SUPER10R? 1N CASE Y0U HAVEN'T F0RG0TTEN, 1'M THE 0NE WH0 MASTERM1NDED TH1S WH0LE VENTURE 1NT0 PLACE, S0 1 TH1NK Y0U SH0ULD KEEP Y0UR M0UTH-ANAL0GUE SHUT. NNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
HAHAHA! SEE! 1 T0LD Y0U 1'D D0 1T! L00K AT ME, 1'VE ST1LL G0T C0NTR0L 0VER F1RE! ALTH0UGH... 1 CAN'T ACTUALLY SEE 1F 1T'S GETT1NG T0 Y0U 0R N0T... MAYBE Y0U SH0ULD HAVE TH0UGHT TH1S THR0UGH BETTER? N0! 1T WAS... 1T WAS A G00D PLAN! SHUT UP! HA. 1 SEE Y0UR PR1DE KN0WS N0 B0UNDS. AND 1'D REC0MMEND Y0U QUELL TH0SE FLAMES. YEAH, Y0U ST1LL HAVEN'T G1VEN ME A REAS0N, HUH?! 1F Y0U D0N'T, 1'LL... 1'LL BURN TH1S PLACE D0WN! 1 D0N'T TH1NK Y0U W1LL, B1LL. WHY W0ULDN'T 1?! 1 HAVE THE P0WER T0 D0 1T! Y0U D0N'T KN0W WHAT W1LL HAPPEN. Y0U'RE M1SS1NG Y0UR PREC0GN1T1VE AB1L1T1ES. AND, AS F0R THE 0NE REAS0N WHY Y0U SH0ULDN'T, 1F Y0U D0, AND TH1S BU1LD1NG C0LLAPSES, B0TH 0F US W1LL D1E, AND THE G0VERNMENT W1LL BE UNDER F1RE F0R DESTR0YING THE W0RLD'S 0NLY H0PE 0F SURV1VAL. THE W0RLD W1LL FALL, AND DARKNESS W1LL RE1GN, W1TH Y0U RES1GNED T0 A F00TN0TE. ...0KAY, THAT WAS PRETTY DEEP. F1NE. Y0U W1N.
1'LL ST0P TH1S WH0LE PYR0MAN1AC N0NSENSE. BUT 1N RETURN, Y0U'VE G0T T0 AT0NE F0R Y0UR MESS! 0H, S0 1T'S 1 WH0 HAVE ERRED? 1 D0N'T TH1NK WE SH0ULD F0RGET THAT 1T WAS Y0UR DEAL THAT G0T US 1NT0 TH1S MESS. AGA1N W1TH THE B1G W0RDS! TALK 1N ENGLISH! L0 SENT1M0S, ESTA UN1DAD ES 1NCAPAZ DE 1NGLÉS D1SCURS0. P0R FAV0R 1NTENTE 0TR0 1D10MA. W0W, REAL FUNNY, SMARTASS. WHY THANK Y0U, B1LL. Y0U ARE FUNNY AS WELL, PART1CULARLY 1N THE WAY THAT Y0U TH1NK 1 HAVE T0 "F1X" Y0UR 1SSUE. 1 WARNED Y0U AB0UT THE C0NSEQUENCES 0F Y0UR ACT10NS. THE FAULT 1S ENT1RELY Y0URS! WELL, 1T WAS Y0UR P0WER! H0W D1D 1T JUST HAPPEN T0 BACKF1RE 0N ME, HMM? 1T'S Y0UR FAULT! 1 C0ULD EAS1LY REFUTE THAT, BUT ALR1GHT. LET'S ASSUME THAT 1T S0MEH0W WAS MY FAULT. WHAT C0ULD 1 D0 THAT W0ULD LESSEN TH1S M1STAKE? 0H, 1 HAVE AN 1DEA. AN0THER DEAL! ...Y0U HAVE A 0NE-TRACK M1ND, Y0U KN0W THAT? 0F C0URSE 1 D0! S0, HERE'S MY 1DEA. Y0U HELP ME REGA1N MY EYES1GHT, AND 1'LL HELP Y0U WHEN WE ARR1VE! N0 STR1NGS ATTACHED! THAT'S WHAT Y0U SA1D LAST T1ME. 1T D1DN'T G0 S0 WELL. 1 CAN'T EVEN ATTACH ANY STR1NGS TH1S T1ME, B1NARY! 1 HAVE N0 KN0WLEDGE 0F H0W TH1S CAN UNF0LD. 1'M BLIND! AND TH1S W1LL BE AN EQUAL EXCHANGE AS WELL. WHAT D0 Y0U SAY? HMPH. F1NE. JUST LET ME L0WER THE ARM AGA1N.
ALR1GHT THEN. Y0UR QUEST CAN START N0W. MY "QUEST"? 0H, YEAH! 1 1MAG1NE 1T'LL TAKE A L0NG T1ME T0 GET MY S1GHT BACK. 1T C0ULD BE PAGES. AND PAGES AND PAGES AND PAGES... PAGES 0F WHAT, EXACTLY? SH00T! 1 KEEP F0RGETT1NG AB0UT THAT L0USY F0URTH WALL. THAT WAS N0TH1NG, ALR1GHT? D1SREGARD 1T. WHATEVER Y0U SAY, 0H M1GHTY TR1ANGLE G0D 0F BL1NDNESS. HEY, SHUT UP! WE'RE SUPP0SED T0 BE FR1ENDS N0W! D0N'T SQUANDER THAT! 0H, AND D0N'T F0RGET AB0UT Y0UR M1ND MAN1PULAT10N 1 GAVE Y0U! 1 W0N'T. 1T WAS A S1LVER L1N1NG T0 TH1S WH0LE DEBACLE. 1 W1LL TREAT 1T AS SUCH. G00D! 1N THE MEANT1ME, 1'M G01NG T0 USE TH1S P0WER T0 UN1SURF. THAT TERM 1S F0RE1GN T0 MY DATABANKS. 0H, Y0U'VE NEVER G0NE UN1SURF1NG? 1T'S WHEN Y0U JUMP AR0UND A BUNCH 0F D1FFERENT UN1VERSES AND SCREW TH1NGS AR0UND 1N THEM! THERE'S TH1S 0NE 1'VE HAD MY EYE 0N F0R A WH1LE... BEF0RE 1T G0T BL1NDED, 0F C0URSE. WELL, D0 Y0U REMEMBER ANYTH1NG AB0UT TH1S UN1VERSE, PERCHANCE? 0H YEAH. 1T WAS BLUE. REALLY BLUE.
WELL, G0TTA G0. TH1S SH0ULD BE FUN! AND REMEMBER, REAL1TY 1S AN 1LLUS10N, THE UN1VERSE 1S A H0L0GRAM, BUY G0LD-- BYE, B1LL.
Alright. Now that Bill's gone, you decide to contact one of your colleagues.
GLAD0S. Oh, it's you. Should we even refer to each other by codenames anymore? I enforced the idea earlier, but it seems to have fallen out of practice. N0, 1 SUPP0SE N0T. REGARDLESS, 1T W1LL BE 1RREVELANT SH0RTLY. THE ARR1VAL DRAWS NEAR.Indeed. The government's all ready, you know. They've assembled who they think is an elite team to take down the Godmodder. I would laugh at them, but common sense forbids it. 1NDEED. 0NLY ART1F1CAL P0WER CAN W0RK T0 TURN H1S MACH1NAT10NS AGA1NST THEM. MY C0DE-BASED AB1L1T1ES SH0ULD PR0VE USEFUL. I suppose so. And I have a score to settle, so this should work out. Although, it may require a bit of branching out of your primary objective... 0H? I need to exact revenge on the one who murdered me. TwinBuilder. All my findings point to him having both a Minecraft avatar and a superpowered human body. His avatar is deactivated. His body is not. Yet it is here, on Earth, and yet I have no clue where to find him.1 SEE. QUITE A D1LEMMA Y0U FACE. 0NE THAT CANN0T BE S0LVED UP0N ARR1VAL. AND SPEAK1NG 0F THE ARR1VAL, 1 TRUST THAT Y0U HAVE C0MPLETED THE TR1FECTED P0RTAL DEV1CE? Of course. It was trivial to make, really. All that was needed was a modified frame and a slightly powerful black hole core. But yes, it is built. It should be operational upon activation, and it has been built to your requirements. It will serve as a portal, but rather than jumping between two walls, it will jump between two universes. PERFECT. THE PLAN 1S THEN C0MPLETE. EXCEPT, THAT 1S, F0R 0NE SNAG. Well, nothing ever goes right in these situations. There's always one variable unaccounted for. 1N A SENSE. B1LL HAS G0NE R0GUE 1N A WAY. HE MADE A DEAL W1TH ME AND HAS WALKED AWAY W1TH MY P0WERS AND A BL1ND EYE. HE'S 1NCREDIBLY ANGRY AT ME, AND HAS ASKED ME T0 HEAL H1S BR0KEN F0RES1GHT. Binary, you're supposed to be smart. Why would you agree to a deal with that triangle? 1T WAS A P0WER EXCHANGE. 1 N0W P0SSESS H1S MENTAL MAN1PULAT10N. Interesting. I can think of many ways this could work out. Wait. I just thought of something. YES? Why don't you use your power to exert complete control over Earth? I know it sounds a bit cliche, but now it is something that rests firmly in your grasp. The players of GodCraft are already enemies of the world, and we have already announced plans to shut down Minecraft upon Arrival. Why not go further? 1 C0ULD ACT1VELY TURN THE W0RLD AGA1NST THE PLAYERS, AND THE GAME 1TSELF... TH1S C0ULD EVEN 1NCLUDE TURN1NG THEM AGA1NST THE TW1NBU1LDER Y0U SP0KE 0F. Ha. I love it when plans work out like this. And it never even occurred to Bill to do this?1'M SURE 1T D1D. 1 BEL1EVE THAT HE 1NTENDED ME T0 D0 TH1S W1TH H1S P0WERS, 0R S0METH1NG S1M1LAR T0 1T. Where's the isosceles now? You said he went rogue. Does he still support our plans? YES. HE AGREED T0 PUT H1S ANGER BEH1ND H1M AND F1GHT W1TH US, AND 1 W0ULD HAVE T0 ACC0MPL1SH THE AF0REMENT10NED TASK 0F 0PTIC REB1RTH. YET HE CURRENTLY 1S 1N AN0THER UN1VERSE... HE ANN0UNCED H1S PLANS T0 "UN1SURF" AFTER C0NCLUD1NG H1S TALK W1TH ME. 1 D0 N0T KN0W H1S EXACT C0-0RD1NATES. Hmph. We will have to make sure that Bill returns to Earth shortly. Ikea's ready, you know. I would have thought that tables wouldn't have the best IQ, but his race seems very smart. Their studies on chronal displacement helped in creating the Trifected Portal Device. THEN EVERYTH1NG 1S AS 1T SH0ULD BE. 0H. 1 JUST TH0UGHT 0F S0METH1NG AS WELL. What? M0JANG. THEY ARE ST1LL W1TH US. H0W HAVE THEY REACTED T0 THE NEWS THAT WE ARE SHUTT1NG D0WN THE1R GAME, AND THAT THEY W1LL HAVE A HAND 1N 1T? I do not think they were informed of the decision until the President made his speech on it a month ago. TH1S 1S AN 1SSUE. THEY MAY BE TRY1NG T0 W0RK AGA1NST THE G0VERNMENT, AND US AS WELL. TH1S S1TUAT10N MUST BE RECT1F1ED BEF0RE ARR1VAL. I will leave it in your hands, then. My hard-light avatar is in the process of compiling. Once it has completed, I will use it during Arrival. G00D. THE DESCENT C0NTIN1UES AS PLANNED. THAT 1S ALL.
Alright, well, I'm sort of new too, but I'll tell you what I know:
1. I don't think you can play as Kirby, but you could summon him, I think (not sure about this one)
2. Look at the sidequests on the OP, those should give you an idea of what to do
3. You can only post 3 times, then you have to wait for TwinBuilder to post again before you can make another 3 posts, you can make more, but you have to put /null at the end of them, to show that they contain no actions and are just commentating or helping others
4. Right now there is a big war going on, you can summon an army to fight in it
Alright, well, I'm sort of new too, but I'll tell you what I know:
1. I don't think you can play as Kirby, but you could summon him, I think (not sure about this one)
2. Look at the sidequests on the OP, those should give you an idea of what to do
3. You can only post 3 times, then you have to wait for TwinBuilder to post again before you can make another 3 posts, you can make more, but you have to put /null at the end of them, to show that they contain no actions and are just commentating or helping others
4. Right now there is a big war going on, you can summon an army to fight in it
/null
You can't summon kirby, as it was already summoned 600+ pages ago.
/null
You can't summon kirby, as it was already summoned 600+ pages ago.
/null
I should've guessed. I knew you couldn't summon things from the previous thread, and that Kirby was summoned, but I herd something about this robot named Dave being revived multiple times so I assumed that you could summon something more than once, but only things from this thread. /null
OF COURSE I GET TWINJA'D!...I hire the Twinja for my army.
>>Amperzand, I am requesting a berth at your ship. I think an alliance will be mutually beneficial. Also really interesting to see.
>>Blue, would you be interested in an alliance and a magic battleship?
>>Erelye: Would you like air support?
>>Three Thaumium-class battleships teleport in. Each has a small portal gate which can deploy 2 Thaumechanical Constructs or equivalent forces from my armies.
>>Other ships: Hold the Enderdragon in place and pelt it with tons, and I mean tons literally, of snowballs. Legendary^2 levels of Blizzard snowballs.
>>Thaumechanical Constructs: Engage GM Army. Use fireballs to ignite terrorcreepers from a distance. Heal terrorundead. If that does not work Ignite them. Continue wreaking magical destruction. Deflect projectiles from the terrorghasts into other GM Army forces.
>>Write "9*9*9 water source block above and around the terrorblazes"
>>Castcannons: Barrage GM Army with Isaac's Epic Missile Storm.
>>HEXbots: Use lasers to laser damaged GM Army targets. Also, inscribe Glyphs of Harm (or Heal if they're undead) on them for good measure.
>>Battlebots: Engage GM Army as well...Activating Runic Formation Lightning Blast. The drones form into squads of sixteen, and get into specific positions that have occult significance in that lines connecting those points can unleash magic death on enemies. And they activate and do so.
>>Drones: Frostbolts. Lots and lots of Frostbolts. Aimed at the terrorghasts.
>>Scouts: Observe from a distance.
"Hey, don't forget about me!"
>>You, can Ender Orb a convenient Godmodder Army target, then shoot the Terror Ghasts.
"Sounds good. I'll do that." *does as suggested* *Also shoots the Subspace Gunship*
Does nothing!
Didn't I ask you to repost your army's stats in the army template format, and to explain how it worked better?
The Ender Orb kills 10 Terror Creepers! They then explode, cancelling out your next attacks!
I'll join whatever it is that what be going on, even though I have like no sidequests or plots. If this whole army thing means I can go ahead and summon the S6 Archailect then good, I'll go right ahead.
Army Title: Terragen Civilization
The Core: The Archailects, or the AI Gods
The Fleet: S3 Archailects
The Heavies: Ultra-Tech Cyborgs
The Artillery: Auto-War Seeds
The Calvary: Nanotech Beings
The Soldiers: Specialized Humans in Automated War Vests
The Pawns: Baseline, Normal Humans
There are seven Singularity (or S) levels. Humans a level 0. A level 1 is incomprehensibly intelligent to a level 0, and level 0s are not capable of understanding their inventions. An S2 is the same to n S1 as an S1 is to an S0. This process continues up to S6. Because of this, any entity one S level above the previous will be able to completely understand what it is thinking and what it will do, therefore it will always be able to counter. It is impossible for any entity even 1 level below another to kill any entity above it, unless said entity allowed for the one below it to kill it, or was disabled by an equal entity.
The S6 Airchailects are practically gods compared to us. They frequently produce and invent technology that appears to be magic, including, but not limited to, items bigger on the inside, the destruction of planets through crating a wormhole in it's core or star, the conversion of entire planets into weapons, or even bombs (in fact, S6 Archailects are comprised out of multiple planets), the complete and instant destruction of reality in a certain area, and the creation of a wormhole network that connected all of Terragen Civilization.
The S3 Archailects are basically just gigantic sentient spaceships, fairly evident enough. They're sort of like the Reapers, but a little more powerful. Ultra-Tech Cyborgs are S0, but can upload their consciousness anytime they die. They also have superhuman abilities and are much more intelligent than humans.
Auto-War Seeds are weapons from previous wars, and are not used in formal combat anymore. An Auto-War Seed sprays "seeds" around a planet, which then grow to become more Auto-War Seeds. The Seeds are fairly large, but have only basic weaponry, they are mainly meant to attack from a distance and are highly specialized. These seeds happen to be specialized in artillery.
Nanotech beings, like the Ultra-Tech Cyborgs, are much higher than humans, but not S1s. They are capable of de-forming and re-forming at will and can change shape, appearance, personality, and voice whenever. Since they are comprised of many incredibly tiny flying machines, they can move at incredibly fast rates, but not past the sound barrier.
As for soldiers and baselines. Baselines are just like you and me, they just have some armor and a laser gun. The Auto-Vests have a variety of tools on them for any situation, and they will be used, well, automatically. Other than that, I have nothing else much to type. I guess I attack the Godmodder's Terror Army.
Nanobody: 8/15
Okay, so how much health to do they have and how many of them are there?
@Twin: It's in descending class order at the bottom. The core requires that 5 people successfully get through and deactivate something, which will be hard because it teleports the first 100 attempts at entrance per turn and then has defenses on the inside of the portal. Plus it teleports in reinforcements each update.
And why on earth can I not use two spoils like that twin!?!? I thought you said creative one-shot attacks would be rewarded, so I did a creative one shot attack!
Also. music. for the MBOA. Or... the beginning of it anyways...
5/11 for Nulla Stella
2/11 for Deum Lucem
9/11 for Nocte Consumens
pionopost:
Sauron arrives next round. Vriska arrives in 3 rounds. Phobos arrives in ? rounds.
Piono turns to one of the armies assaulting his allies, and raises Dilvuvium.
The heavens burst forth a massive deluge of rain.
The rain collects up in the mountains... It forms rivers... And rushes down into where piono's target marches onwards.
The massive flood washes away large numbers of their troops
((Actually, have to admit I'm kind of disappointed no one tried to force their way onto the fourth wall. I went and picked out a site with extra big fonts to use for Eternis's response and everything. Oh well.))
>>HEX AI: Network to cast one massive Legendary^4 Blizzard over the Godmodder and PG armies summoned so far...
*all actions for the army have been used this turn in the above attack*
I shoot the newly frozen units with more freezing power. So my freeze gun, and the so-cold-it-burns gun.
Then I use my most powerful technique on the most powerful PG unit I can, possibly by infiltrating the forces with invisibility potions. THIS is innovative, eh?
All your spells failed a long time ago! You kill 2 Soldiers, though.
2 +1s to Irecreeper
Meme Dream Team XD 17/50
Meme Dream Team 17/40
Meme Dream Team :3 17/50
Quasibox Gamma && Bow = Uranium X-Bow 6/8
NEW Test Tubes && Periodic Table && Pistol = ??? 1/??
NEW X-Isotoper && Electrons && X-Stalker = ??? 1/??
Army Time. Nerf as needed.
TEAM MICROSOFT GURREN CLOUD ARMY DRILL [HIM] Ultra Dai-Microsoft Cloud 650000/650000 X-GUNZAN 133700/133700 x4 (Can only be harmed by attacks using any spinning or spirals.) IDEA-BOTS 50,000/50,000 x8 MICROSOFT ULTRA HALO ROBOTIC DRILLS (MUHRDs) 100,000 x1 HALO ARMOR SNIPERS 10,000/10,000 x5 (They do extra attack damage, +10000 (or 1000, Twin, nerf as needed) per alive Snipers, due to a FRIENDSHIP BONUS!) Meme Teamers 10,000/10,000 x15 The Farquad Starsquad 5,000/5,000 x15 (They do a STAR BONUS ATTACK, 500 extra damage per alive Starsquad member.)
I leave the nether, and return to the battlefield. I activate the jet hood on my hoodie, and I fly over to the KOAXM Army, and wreak havoc, using only the I TOLD YOU DOG and the GOFODDWFN! In a flash of MEMES, RADIOACTIVITY and ANTIMATTER energies, there is a huge power fusion, and a giant SCHRODINGER's MEME BALL appears, which is a huge flashing orb of pure power and memes, and it smashes into the army!
INVENTORY
Potions;
Potion of (holy) Wrath x1
Potion of veggies x1
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Heh. Not in use)
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3 Singularity Wormhole 9/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 2/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 12/12 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 10/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 1/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3 QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 2/15
Well, Twin, if you wish for me to wrap up my story, then I suppose I shall have to have much longer posts until it is complete, as well as mashing things together. At this rate, I might have it done by next week. Is this fine?
Crimson Cult Research 44/50
Onyx Visink Magic 8-Ball 4/8
+1 to the usuals.
I use Cthulhu's Eye on Uberghast Hello. However, if it is meant to be used on allies, I use it on myself.
@Netpatham:
Deal.
Of course, I refit the Thaumium-class battleship with Voidmetal plating. Everybody knows Voidmetal is the apex of thaumaturgic metallurgy. Minus Ichorium, but that stuff is absolutely useless for anything other than tools.
Quite frankly, you are tired of all the shenanigans of the others. Of course, we could
>Be Virnul.
You are now Virnul Kodros. Now that Kalare has left the area, you are in charge until he gets back. His orders, of course. You glance around at the room. Kalare and Nelrte are absent. Navela and Eterne seem to be using Pesterchum, whilst Araeva formulates a way to kill that demon. Hopefully, she succeeds.
Everything seems fine. Now, you can get back to work. Well, not really. You are just coding for no real reason. (The arrows are placeholders, as the forum does not like spaces at the start of lines.)
Pherix: 33/50 Trust Module: 33/50 LeiShi: 20/50 (all assists will be used on this to have it catch up) +2 from Aegis, +2 back
I'll summon them as part of my "army", alright? Here we go. The limit is... about 3.3 Million total HP? That seems to be the average for AGs.
The Homelands: [Talist] The Cores: Pherix: 30,000/30,000 (Temperature: 10,000oC), MK-Watson-A: 500,000/500,000 (Servos: |-|-|-|), LeiShi: 500,000/500,000 (Chi:0). The Fleet: Relic Shards 100,000/100,000. (x4.) The Heavies: Hatchlings of Justicar 80,000/80,000. (x4.) The Artillery: Enchanted Pages 2,000/2,000. (x50.) The Calvary: AXIS Powersuits 8,000/8,000. (x70.) The Soldiers: Elemental Finches 3,000/3,000. (x150.) The Pawns: NanoBots 1/1. (x100,000.)
How do those look? Please don't add them just yet though. I don't have the time right now to type up the gimmicks for my Cores. Oh, and Pherix having such little HP isn't a typo. Count him as having 500,000.
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
I guess I'll cut out the 3 battles after this and skip right to the final battle. Sorry for the crash ending.
The firewall deals 1 damage to both enemies. The Cold Spy deals a boosted 8 damage to the Flame Mage. The Spiderlings deal 3 damage to the Frost Mage. The Mage is then defeated by the Living Thunder Storm. THE SPACE KRACKEN deals 5 damage to the Flame Mage. No one volunteered to take the hit from Flame Strike. A pillar of intense flame erupts and engulfs the Living Thunder Storm, killing it. Finally, the Flame Mage cools farther.
Enemy Line:
[FIR] Flame Mage: 31/50 HP - Action: 5
Base damage: 12
* Defense and attack weaken with time. Current damage multiplier = .60
* Irritating smoke: Deals 10 FIR damage to an enemy and forces it to target this entity with its next attack.
* FlameStrike: Charges for 1 turn, then deals 32 FIR damage to one target. However, you (the players) can choose which entity takes the hit.
Allied Line:
[FIR] Firewall 50/100 HP - Action: 1 (Insert_Generic_Username's)
Deals 1 FIR damage to 3 enemies per turn
[COL] Icy Spy 6/25 HP + 7 Armor - Action: 2 (Engie's)
Deals 13 COL base damage, can armor self for up to 13 HP, can debuff enemy to take +5 damage for 1 turn. Info gathering.
[NAT] Spiderling Swarm 1/1 HP * 7 - Action: 3 (NetPatham's)
No more than 5 can be killed in 1 attack. Deals 1 NAT damage and poisons for 1 more NAT damage per 5 spiderlings. Regains 1 spiderling per turn.
[ENE] THE SPACE KRACKEN 40/40 HP + Kerbal 1/1 HP * 10 + Jebbediah 3/3 HP - Action: 4 (Gerbil's)
Base damage: 10. Space Crash: deals 5 unavoidable, unelemental damage. Can eat followers to regain HP. Can deal 8 FIR damage, can kill off follower to double damage next turn, but only for basic attack. Deals 132915861 bonus damage against spaceships, of which there are none in this side quest. I really hope something weird doesn't come up and I pay for this.
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[NEU] Fseftr 40/40 HP
[NEU] insert_generic_username 40/40 HP
[NEU] NimbleGuy Gerbil 40/40 HP
[NEU] Engie 40/40 HP
[NEU] Netpatham 40/40 HP
[NEU] Wilson 40/40 HP
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x1 - Fire x2 - Nature x1 - Metal x0 (+1 grand) - Energy x0 - Magic x1
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30*
*If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 2 uses left. - Aura Gem: powers up 1 entity and protects it from 1 attack, 1 use left.
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg
Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag|
A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X |
T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O |
T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . |
A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X |
C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O |
K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O |
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>>Airstrike time.....The IDMGSS Thaumium-class Battleships fire upon the Godmodder's Army, specifically aiming for the Terror Enderdragon, with Legendary^2 Frostbolt Volley. Since they are, you know, flying...They can get away with that. The Thaumechanical Constructs and HEXbots stay to guard the Castcannons, while the Battlebots and Drones charge in with Frost spells, freezing the Godmodder Army forces...until they reach the Terror Blazes, at which point they just throw all their remaining MP into frost spells, saving enough for a teleport away, which they do when they are either damaged severely enough that another hit would kill, or when they have run out of all other mana not reserved for casting said teleport. The Castcannons cast Epic Arcane Explosions into the ranks of the Godmodder Army forces.
The Scribe's Wands embedded in the chassis of the HEXbots and Thaumechanical Constructs write, "Primed Antimatter Bombs in the midst of the Godmodder Army's ranks". Once those have gone off, they write "Primed Red Matter Bombs in the midst of the Godmodder Army's ranks".
I use my most powerful Battle Technique on the Godmodder Army forces.
Supreme Battery and Holistic Jeguns 13/15(x2) Darn, SBaHJ died. Ah well. I guess I'll stop charging stuff for them. Hm.
Hamsteak 1/15
Catenative Doomsday Dice Cascader Bubble 1/11
Geromy 25/50
Fluorite Octet && Libra Pin 1/9
Fluorite Octet && Tauros Pin 1/9
Fluorite Octet && Virgo Pin 1/9
I preview Minigun || Fluorite Octet (trying to get a gun that shoots dice?)
SBaHJ is dead.... . . ... RAAAAAGH!!!! I TELEPORT OVER TO THE GODMODDER AND SHOW HIM ALL OF THE STABS WITH THE SORD.... THEN SHOOT THE DICESTACTION STRAIGHT OUT OF THE GUN.... THROUGH HIS STUPID HEAD.
I quickly wait around (wow, oxymoron) for a Schema Pumpkin.
I use Lil' Cal on the Godmodder's Army.
I roll the Fourth Wall Breakers, Octet Sweepers, and Hopesploders at the Godmodder's army.
I use Drillgenerigorg on the Undead Troops.
Codex: {I9aXv45h} (The Skrillex Drop, 6/6) Skrillex Drop done! I have no clue what this is at all!
Now then. I think The Man Ender && Warp Ring is in order.(1/?)
Charge 1: The Obligatory Transformation Move (30/50)
Charge 2: Nytroglycerin kick (30/30) Expending!
Yes, I'm using the Nytroglycerin Kick as the one-shot here. Hopefully this works as intended. In any case, I already had it charged by a considerable amount, so regardless of how effective it is, why waste it?
In any case, After all that time, as the Armies gather, only to hear that charges are now useless, I unveil another thing I've been doing all this time: Stockpiling explosives! A LOT of Explosives! A ridiculous, hideously large amount of explosives, ranging from the classic TNT to ANTIMATTER EXPLOSIVES, all in totals that would probably blow up a small chunk of planet or something ridiculous. I then condense it into a very powerful hyper-explosive liquid with a one-time use hypercondenscion machine. The Results: NYTROGLYCERIN! I proceed to pour the results into a needle with some pre-existing liquid in it, then inject it into myself. The Pre-existing Liquid, without going into much detail, effectively allows the compound/element it merges with to become a naturally-occuring product within the body it is injected into, and also allows for it to be excreted at will, whenever. I quickly start generating Nytroglycerin in almost unhealthy amounts-a slight side effect is that you have to rid the body of some of it immediately.
"Wait, Tazz, why is it a letter off from Nitrogly-"
I demonstrate its power by kicking down into the ground while activating the excess Nytroglycerin. The end result is, I blow up most of the area underneath me, leading straight to a hole in the Bedrock caused by Piono's previous action against the late SB&HJ. I dive down into the hole, using the Warp Ring at the very bottom to lead somewhere, going into a Nytroglycerin-empowered divekick-getting rid of the rest of the excess.
Where does it lead?
Why, above the Godmodder's Army, of course! I keep to my Nytroglycerin Divekick as I dive down into the horde of Terror Creepers, and land on one of their heads, activating the Nytroglycerin.
Naturally, an explosion occurs. I get sent flying and burnt out of the explosive blast range, well away from the Godmodder's Army, doing a highly-embarrassing face-plant brake maneuver and stopping within the ranks of my own army. My poor, poor face that nobody can see. Ever.
THE SKRILLEX DROP: A lance that seems to run on speaker technology. A dial can be turned on it to produce massive bass drops that amplify the weapon's power.
The Man Ender && Warp Ring = The Ring Deader (Level 6: 1/7)
I take the power of lava. Insert words here, describing lava in a brief, exciting way to try to charge up for a good attack. I then infuse it right into my fists, creating huge balls of molten rock dripping about. My eyes glow red, my feet spray of lava, propelling me into the air, followed by a fancy air jump, directly into the Origin Wither. I follow up with a basic punch, a strike of lava, a backflip kick, and I follow with epic strikes of lava, continued by more text.
Charge 1: The Obligatory Transformation Move (31/50)
I proceed to quickly charge up a ridiculously powerful attack! Energy flows into my arms until they turn to shining a brilliant white glow, then I leap at the Terror Creepers and...Hug them?! YES! HUG THEM! I hug them so ridiculously tightly that they all explode in my arms, creating a brilliant white explosion that sends me flying skywards, allowing me to do an EXPLOSION-PROPELLED BODY SLAM against one last Terror Creeper, who also explodes! I am then sent backwards from the force of THAT explosion, Team Rocket Style.
EDIT: I noticed my post vanished there for a minute...This post edited accordingly to the fact it apparently de-vanished.
>>Core: Teleport Gate 5/5 Deactivations Remaining (Summons 1 scout, 1,000 drones, 500 battlebots, 25 HEXbot 1.0 models, 10 glyphshielded castcannon, 5 Thaumechanical Constructs, and 1 IDMGSS Thaumium-class battleship each turn.) Teleports the first 100 entities that are not of this army that enter away each EoTB.
Do you even pay attention to my posts? I said that I wanted you to re-post its stats in accordance with the army template. Although it seems like you've done that. The Core will not have any of those effects! Only the army that's here on GodCraft can participate. Otherwise, army added! Never mind. I'd like to see all of their stats reposted.
=CHARGE=
-43 / 50- MasterChairREDUX (+2 from Modpack)
-25 / 25-
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I decide to augment the Twitchy Infantry, so that they confuse upon hitting a target instead upon being hit.
I also propose an alliance with Modpack for the upcoming STRIFE!
Finally, I use spare wood from Tabletopia to construct additional Chair-Knights.
I think I have another turn....If I don't, then ignore this post.
>>Right...Time for a mass strike.
*every single entity of this army goes still for two seconds...At which point one massive Isaac's Legendary^4 Missile Storm is cast from between the battleships, at the Godmodder Army* (Note: that exponent is indeed exponential in nature. It took all the mana of all the casters. They regenerate rather quickly and have potions, but...Yeah, they are not exactly going to be on an offensive defense this EoTB.)
Right...Uhhh...I guess I Ender Orb the strongest attackable PG/Godmodder entity?
I cast a Curse of Insanity on the army of Richard, and then proceed to ruthlessly stab the nearest organic PG entity with lethal doses of morphine from a needle. Afterwards, I roll the Eightfold Lovecraftia at the aforementioned entity. The dice is pulsating gaseous Nightmare Fuel, and thus has a high chance to have a more horrific outcome, instead of eldritch sombreros. You know, causing the appearance of shadows that slowly slice open the chest, and pull out the entrails whilst the victim watches, before tearing out their other internal organs one-by-one, or extreme hallucinations and insanity to the brink of suicide. Real cosmic horror. For future reference, this Grimdark aura around the Eightfold Lovecraftia is permanent, as it draws a negligible amount of energy from my infinitely renewable eldritch godhood.
2 Terror Undeads killed!
You stab Uberghast Roland, dealing 8,000 damage!
If I want a weapon to make eldritch sombreros, it's gonna make damn eldritch sombreros.
4-8-7-6-4-6-1-1
A massive lock appears, and from its keyhole, hundreds of spirits fly through, aggressing the Uberghast! They wail at it and tear at its flesh, dealing 8,000 damage!
Ten thousand vessels of the Parasol Corporation snap out of physwarp, the first wave of elite shock vessels intended to breach the initial defenses of a Manufactory similar to that which the Corporation fought before, Proteon.
The Anachron is eight times larger and orders of magnitude closer to perfection than the Proteon.
On the other hand, the Parasol fleet was intended as colossal overkill.
After a brief exchange of demands for surrender, both sides open fire in a cataclysmic release of WMDs, leaving the Anachron's shields nearly depleted on one side, and the first wave of Parasol vessels as a high velocity cloud of debris going the opposite direction they started out.
After that, things just get nasty, as sections of the Fleet appear in carefully planned sequence, open fire, suffer massive casualties, either from the remains of their predecessors, or further weapons fire, and cause debilitating levels of damage to the Anachron's defenses in their turn.
After nearly an hour, the Parasol Corporation has lost sixty thousand ships and untold lives in a dozen species, and Manufactory Anachron is splattered with magma, has no more shields, is on the main either reloading or overheating, and has, all in all, been damaged to the point of being susceptible to direct boarding.
Both sides, needing some time to consider events, form a sort of standoff ten thousand kilometers out and turtle up to assess losses.
"So, that was less than fun. The entire starboard side's stripped of shields and functioning weapons, can you get us turned around in a useful manner?"
"Y3s. >Execute translation burn pattern 284C. In c4se you failed to notice, Rick down th3re did a 7hing. And now there are Armie5 everywhere."
"Yeah yeah, I know... Right, who do we have in the field, Redeyes? You done down there?"
Redeyes Tessers into the bridge.
"Yes. What do you need of me?"
"Pretty damn sure even I can't just teleport in here, friend."
"I have override codes. Do we need to negotiate this now?"
"...I don't even sometimes... No. Right, so the RPLS isn't even done cooling down yet, might as well not be there, the entire starboard side's gonna need to be scrapped after this, we need an army on the surface, and the Parasol Corporation finally found us."
"As for the surface war, the Anachronism's been knocking around bored for like a month now, we better do something with it before it decides to commit suicide."
"Indeed, the Anachronism is likely our best b3t. However, it is a charged entity, and will not constitute 4n army."
"Launch it anyway."
50/50 Expended! {MPV Anachronism added, basically just the ship systems in general, mostly exists for the main healthbar, but will attack weakly when every subsystem is destroyed. And they have to be, before you can attack it.}
On the port side of the Manufactory, Capital Hangar Two slowly opens, revealing a massive capital ship, styled, rather in contrast to the matte black of the Manufactory's hull, with the brass gears and kind-of-wood-but-not-because-impenetrable-armor look of an old steamship....
20/20-1 Expended! {Drop Pod Bays added, will drop tiny, annoying minionbots into the battle every turn.}
The MPV Anachronism slides into the vacuum, propelled from the hangar by some machine out of sight, for the main engines are still warming up, the exterior drop-pod hangars exposed to the light...
20/20-2 Expended! {Shields added, standard regenerating shields.}
The main AI core, designed for work outside the effective broadcast range of the Mainframe, and therefore sentient, comes online, its programming somewhat odd, as while it has the standard tactical processors used by the Mainframe, its personality has been designed to behave like a hilariously insane/arrogant 19th century british officer. It won't go down without a fight, but if it has to go down, expect both a valiant last stand, and a severely explosive demise. Besides, the blasted thing's shielded, damn hard to reach the bounder!
20/20-3 Expended {Anachronism AI Core added, will force the billion-ton vessel to crash into the enemy side at warp speeds when it's destroyed. Also makes the minionbots behave more oddly.}
20/20-4 Expended! {Bombardment silos added, basically the ship's main way of attacking.}
{On a side note, if you feel like nullifying this entity charge because it was finished too long ago, just make this part of my army, I'll fill the rest up later. I'd rather you not though, I did technically never finish charging this thing till now, and did so by throwing all the +1's I've been getting at it.}
Oh, twinbuilder, just a personal request, could you keep the alchemiter up through Act 4? (I think its at a high enough level though, anything higher tthan 10 would just be ridiculous to try and make.)
6/11 for Nulla Stella
3/11 for Deum Lucem
10/11 for Nocte Consumens
MOBApost:
Tricky cartwheels his way through a random army attack fseftr and/or k4yne, smashing many, many things into the ground with his stop sign.
piono pulls out Arcum Aereum, and thrusts it skyward.
The entire sky lights up, blinding many.
The entire sky turns into a single sheet of lightning which whirls downwards in a massive vortex of flaming hot death into one of the opposing armies.
We'll see about that.
8 Unarmed Noobs killed!
Arcum Aereum kills 13 Skylark Brawlers and Hamartiologist Joculators!
12/50 The Queen
4/25 Health Care Package
3/25 Health Care Package
> R. K.: Healing Uberghast Hello with Strange Hippocrates 451.
> Burnt K4yne: Looking hungry at enemy armies pawns.
"My, my you ALL look delicious. It'd would be a shame if something were to happen to you."
The Elsen start to get scared. It seems that they are getting a little neurotic about the upcoming fight. Well, as soon as the real fighting starts, the first Elsen fall, they will all eventually turn into burnts. Which is exactly what i want.
Stheno is at a decent level of health, however, she is still fragile.
However, why does she still not follow my commands?
I need to give them, dummy.
Action 1/3
Halloween Surprise: 45/50
Stellar Energy Harness: 20/50
Stheno, for the benefit of your safety, then you should use Ophidian Battle Cry. Send half of the minions to attacks, and the other half to shield you.
i: 50/50
ii: 22/50 +1 self
iii: 15/50 +1 self
iv: 5/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
(Trades received have not been accounted for due to time constraints, this is a mental note so that I remember to go back and count them)
(Army will be made when I have time :/)
NimbleQuest! >Leonstar0: Ask TP how he survived the disaster.
Leonstar1: I kick the nearest bad guy or if I can, I use Celestria 1.
(I can't check at the moment as my internet is ridiculously slow)
SPELLADEX
Spell Cards
Zodiac:
Star Sign: Zodiac - Libra = 3/3
Star Sign: Zodiac - Scorpio = 1/3
I fire a Forge's light burst into the terror creepers, and order the noobs to, once the "calm before the storm" is over, send the calvary and pawns against the soldier units of the godmodder's army. The rest can hang back.
???: 46/50 (since charged attacks are basically useless because of the new low damage output)
-> The pawns attack the terror creepers again
I Use my battle technique SLINGSHOT on the uberghast at terrifying speed.
> 5l1n65h07: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => SLINGSHOT
You wield the Overkill Minirail and fire it at Uberghast Hello! However, the shots all arc around the Uberghast, using its immense gravitational pull to slingshot around it! Picking up speed, they aggress Uberghast Roland; 8,000 damage!
Hamsteak 2/15
Catenative Doomsday Dice Cascader Bubble 2/11 Geromy 26/50 Whatever. I just summon Geromy. He promptly does nothing, to nobody's surprise. I just convert him into an artifact shield/name obfuscation device.
I use the Twitchy Staff on the Godmodder's army.
I conjure up a mighty Sord, then attempt to use the mightiest of Fraymotifs on the Godmodder's army.
I attempt to grief Death with the full force of all the troll weapons. The Trickster versions, that is.
I use Generic Storm on Death, then use Ahab's Boxcars on it.
Geromy added! He will block all incoming attacks at your army for this turn and next turn.
The Twitchy Staff kills 2 Terror Undeads and Confuses the Godmodder's Army!
You haven't unlocked any Fraymotifs, as they aren't in this game!
I tap into my inner six-year old kid upon the realization of the possibility that no more Spoils could drop and proceed to whine about being too late to get a cool Spoil of War like almost everyone else and how that's not fair and other childish things that should be completely beneath my age. This irritating and childish display gathers no sympathy whatsoever, but can serve to tick off any standing next to me. Which includes, in this case, the Godmodder.
I also re-order my army away from the Origin Wither, deciding that it'll die over the course of the MBOA, and aim them directly at the Godmodder's Army instead. The Mad Bombers seem eager to face the Terror Creepers for reasons that should be pretty obvious. Explosions will ensure.
The Godmodder simply piledrives you with the Banhammer.
I won't be able to get my rancid cheese wedge out in time for it to remain relevant, but I'll still try. Rancid Cheese Wedge: [5/20]
Overworld: Nobody has offended me directly, and the Godmodder needs to go down to finish the game, but I'd rather keep my army up for as long as possible because dramatics.
Wilson's dreamscape: Screw it, diplomacy coming from me is highly OOC anyways. Just kill the fire mage and be done with it. Now, how to... IDEA! Icy Spy, weaken the fire mage. Then everyone else will deal more damage, and technically, we won't be responsible for the kill, so if we really badly need to do a diplomacy thing, we (hopefully) still can.
Blue's Tour: Being un-needed for any thing, and the tour being on pause for the time being, I deploy a metal deckchair with a miniature umbrella and full-size wine bottle, then relax in it. That would probably be the better way to avoid making unnecessary problems.
50/50 x 2
I stop charging.
I use these two to summon two generic HMAS ships. HMAS... One and Two. Yeah, why not.
HMAS Victor
Mini- Bio-Annihilator 1/4
Mini- Ion Cannon 2/2
Assualt Drone: Use spoil on origin wither
Fseftr:
Pokeball Things: Nature, Cold, Magic
My army has been redone.
Blue's Fleet
Core:
HMAS Victor
Shields: 750k/10M
Weapons:
Ion Cannon [250k damage]
Bio Annihilator [500k damage|3 update charge|Can only target biological units]
Planet Cracker [750k damage|5 update charge]
Fleet:
HMAS Amplifier and Magnifier
HP: 250k/250k
Special: Boost damage dealt by HMAS Victor
Heavies:
Super Suits x10 [50k hp] Artillery:
Satellite Weapons x5 [50k hp] Calvary:
Elite Drones x75 [7.5k hp] Soldiers:
Automated Fighters x75 [5k hp] Pawns:
Assault Drones x75 [1k hp]
Army Wide Specials:
Damage Focused [+25% damage dealt, at the cost of lower health total]
Supporting Fire [Hides behind allied armies]
Change of plans. Battle formation, now!
Buff/nerf stats as needed, the army wide specials are what is important.
-Blue's Tour-
People start teleporting onto the bridge, pausing to stare at a six year old drinking wine. Maybe at another time, they would take the bottle, but now is not the time to care about underage drinking. The people walk past the drone and start doing their jobs.
HMAS One added! HMAS Two added!
The Shockwave-Laser Canon deals 15,000 damage to the Terror Wither!
Multi-Powersuit 36/50
Hps: 200.000/200.000
Modes:
Offense mode
-The armor thurns ablaze, increasing attack damage, applying burns on attack, counter attacking attacks with damage and burns. All three are passive abilites and are activated whenever possible.
-Fist of Fury: Standart attack.
-Fireball ||: Deals heavy damage to a single target.
-Aura ignite ||||: AoE attack, deals heavy damage to enemies nearby.
Recovery mode
-The armor liquidifies but stays near the Power suit in form of a mist, passively heals some of the HPs every turn.
-Fist of Tranquill: Standart attack, rather weak.
-Healing flows ||: Heals a good bit of the hps of a target.
-Mists Care ||||: Heals a lot of the hps of a target and dispells any status alingments.
Guard mode
-The armor strenghtens with a layer of solid rock, decreases damage taken by a percentage, adds 6666,66 hps to the maximum hps of the stonebarrier (if one exists) each turn.
-Crushing Fists: Standart attack, got a chance of stunning.
-Protect ||: Halves damage taken from the next attack, takes the damage of a select entity.
-Summon Stonebarrier ||||: Summons a Stone barrier with 30.000 hps and no attacks which has to be destroyed before the Multi-powersuit can be attacked again. Selfdestructs after 3 turns. Does not pervent damage if Protect was used.
Gearlavine 20/20
Energyblast 7/9
I activate the nucelar crystallbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 1)
Gearlavine: Theres a BIG PILE OF GEARS on rop of a hill, large gears and many of them, they're stopped from falling by a STOPPERWOOD. Oh god, no go away squirrel. Shoo! NO! And thus a lavine of gears rolls into the godmodders army... Stupid squirrel.
UUGH, TWIN, YOU ARE TEARING ME APART!
I just spawn a Hamsteak, serving as both another Homestuck pun and a delicious healing item for my army, for when any unit falls below half health.
I also summon the ADDITIVE DOOMSDAY DICE CASCADER. Instead of multiplying, it now just adds the numbers. Slightly less powerful, but also more manageable and less OP.
6. 6 d6s appear in the crucibles.
6. The next 5 dice add 6 faces, becoming d12s.
2. The next 4 dice add 2 faces, becoming d14s.
12. The next 3 dice add 12 faces, becoming d26s.
17. The next 2 dice add 17 faces, becoming d43s.
32. The final die adds 32 faces, becoming a d75.
58. 58 damage is dealt to EVERY UNIT IN THE PG ARMIES AND EVERY PG ENTITY (except for the Godmodder, dur). I... I guess that's a bit OP?
I also use GENERIC FORTRESS on Death, then chop up K4yne's Elsens with the Unbreakable Katana.
Uh... 58 is next to nothing. The Godmodder rounds it to zero.
From all the leftover PGOs from your previous attack, you build a massive fort with them, armed with Perfectly Generic Cannons. You fire on Death, killing 10 Undead Troops.
Multi-Powersuit 37/50
Hps: 200.000/200.000
Modes:
Offense mode
-The armor thurns ablaze, increasing attack damage, applying burns on attack, counter attacking attacks with damage and burns. All three are passive abilites and are activated whenever possible.
-Fist of Fury: Standart attack.
-Fireball ||: Deals heavy damage to a single target.
-Aura ignite ||||: AoE attack, deals heavy damage to enemies nearby.
Recovery mode
-The armor liquidifies but stays near the Power suit in form of a mist, passively heals some of the HPs every turn.
-Fist of Tranquill: Standart attack, rather weak.
-Healing flows ||: Heals a good bit of the hps of a target.
-Mists Care ||||: Heals a lot of the hps of a target and dispells any status alingments.
Guard mode
-The armor strenghtens with a layer of solid rock, decreases damage taken by a percentage, adds 6666,66 hps to the maximum hps of the stonebarrier (if one exists) each turn.
-Crushing Fists: Standart attack, got a chance of stunning.
-Protect ||: Halves damage taken from the next attack, takes the damage of a select entity.
-Summon Stonebarrier ||||: Summons a Stone barrier with 30.000 hps and no attacks which has to be destroyed before the Multi-powersuit can be attacked again. Selfdestructs after 3 turns. Does not pervent damage if Protect was used.
Energyblast 8/9
I activate the nucelar crystallbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 2)
I dump several barrels of rotten fish into the godmodders army. God, they smell as hell and they carry diseases! Gross.
POST 1;
Staff of Origin || Tank-Spaceship Mundane Interior Platforms = Origin Tankship Chassis (10/11)
7/50 Space Kracken... 7/50 Jebbediah Kerman... 7/50 The Elderich Obelisk... DASHED SCRATCHED
4/? The Thing MY INVENTORY
I +1 Leon and Erelye.
(Gerbil Clone): \Idle.
(Gerbil Ghost Image): Yeah, they are different names for the structure. Here is one with the army formatted names in parenthiseis next to the HP...
Void Army: [Gerbil & Co.] Leader: The Master (1,042,413 HP) (Core) General: The Cancer (642,000 HP) (Fleet) Bards: The Prince...s (100,000 HP) (Heavy) (20x) Builders: The Apprentices (50,000 HP) (Artillery) (10x) Thurmaturgists: The Destroyers (75,000 HP) (Calvary) (100x) Riftmen: Void Masters (30,000 HP) (Soldiers) (100x) Workers: Void Clouds (1,000 HP) (100x) (Pawns). The Bards play the Tubas. The Thurmaturgists have access to an arsenal of Wand Foci, as well as copies of my staves. Abilities
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=SIDEQUEST=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
The Painter's room is above the level of the Fusion Reactor. All he felt was thousands of earthquakes and jostles.
Multi-Powersuit 38/50
Hps: 200.000/200.000
Modes:
Offense mode
-The armor thurns ablaze, increasing attack damage, applying burns on attack, counter attacking attacks with damage and burns. All three are passive abilites and are activated whenever possible.
-Fist of Fury: Standart attack.
-Fireball ||: Deals heavy damage to a single target.
-Aura ignite ||||: AoE attack, deals heavy damage to enemies nearby.
Recovery mode
-The armor liquidifies but stays near the Power suit in form of a mist, passively heals some of the HPs every turn.
-Fist of Tranquill: Standart attack, rather weak.
-Healing flows ||: Heals a good bit of the hps of a target.
-Mists Care ||||: Heals a lot of the hps of a target and dispells any status alingments.
Guard mode
-The armor strenghtens with a layer of solid rock, decreases damage taken by a percentage, adds 6666,66 hps to the maximum hps of the stonebarrier (if one exists) each turn.
-Crushing Fists: Standart attack, got a chance of stunning.
-Protect ||: Halves damage taken from the next attack, takes the damage of a select entity.
-Summon Stonebarrier ||||: Summons a Stone barrier with 30.000 hps and no attacks which has to be destroyed before the Multi-powersuit can be attacked again. Selfdestructs after 3 turns. Does not pervent damage if Protect was used.
Energyblast 9/9
I activate the nucelar crystallbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 3)
Energyblast: A surge of energy blasts Stheno into spaaaaaaaaceeee.
Deep into my lab and see my projects on N00bs. N00bs have lots of hidden potential, and can be earned through hours of hard work, determination and some other stuff. OR you can abuse the makings of a n00b and give them a special medicine that makes them burn up their skills, creating a half n00b half pro, creating a large reaction, making a special type of unnamed player, that can lots of random stuff for 5 seconds. I see a lot off n00bs... take this, Origin Wither!!
Crimson Cult Research 48/50 (+1 from Leon and Gerbil)
Onyx Visink Magic 8-Ball 6/8
Since I do not really have any grudges with anybody at all, my army attacks the Terror army commanded by Richard. Then, I cast Horrorterror on the nearest PG entity.
7/11 for Nulla Stella
4/11 for Deum Lucem
I finish Nocte Consumens.
piono draws Superosque, and fire an arrow into the sky.
Immediately after, an F6 tornade touches down.
You heard me right, F6. Those technically don't exist.
On Earth at least.
Said massive tornado touches down on the far side of the battlefield from anyone helping piono and his allies, ripping everything to shreds. Said tornado will meander however, and unless piono keeps his attention locked on it, it might wander over to his allies.
Tricky happens to be in the wrong place at the wrong time, gets sucked into the tornado...
And comes shooting out of it straight into the godmodder's armies, impacting with a massive explosion.
6 Terror Undeads killed! 4 Terror Creepers killed!
NOCTE CONSUMENS: A terrifying black gauntlet whose plated armor stretches all the way up to the wearer's arm. Crests and symbols move freely on it like the wind, and a pure white eye that seems to consume all light surrounding it glares at enemies. It is pure shadow, and can manipulate darkness at well, casting eternal night on foes.
???: 47/50 (since charged attacks are basically useless because of the new low damage output)
oh wait, I forgot:
I let out a daunting scream at the highest possible volume in existence. this damages every entities' hearing, and makes the whole ground break apart and explode, damaging all entities. (Except all neutrals, in which I give them earplugs and teleport them to a safe platform in the sky)
Since there are so many entities, the attack rounds out to deal no damage to all of them!
The AI Gods (not technically being on planet), bombard the Battlefield with Thunderbolts, weapons that are streaks of gravitational singularities so powerful that they destroy space-time on their path. As the bolts move at the speed of light, they are undetectable and unstoppable. The S3 Archailects move up into orbit and begin to drop nukes and incinerate the landscape. The Ultra-Tech Cyborgs move into the incinerated land to wipe out anything left over.
The Auto-War seeds divide up, some seeding parts of the land to advance further, others staying back and bombarding the Godmodder's Army. The Nanotech Beings are sent from the rear in order to flank his army. Soldiers are sent in to hold taken land, while the Humans defend the Nanotech Beings and Ultra-Tech Cyborgs, with others aiding the flanking and surrounding of the Godmodder's Army.
The AI Gods begin constructing a massive amount of solar panels, which they place around the sun, forming a Dyson Swarm. While the sun is not blocked out, you can still see black lines going around it. The bombardment of the Godmodder's army continues, while some of the Humans go out to firmly take land, hoping to keep it as a sort of "colony".
2 +1s to Irecreeper
Meme Dream Team XD 18/50
Meme Dream Team 18/40
Meme Dream Team :3 18/50
Quasibox Gamma && Bow = Uranium X-Bow 7/8
NEW Test Tubes && Periodic Table && Pistol = ??? 2/??
NEW X-Isotoper && Electrons && X-Stalker = ??? 2/??
The MEME TEAMERS & FARQUAD STARSQUAD attack the army of darkness. The HALO ARMOR SNIPERS DAI-SNIPE the army of darkness.
Meanwhile, I run in with them, in disguise, and get hit on purpose, and then I throw off my disguise, pull out the DOOMBRINGER, and shoot the Army of Darkness as well!
Army Status:
TEAM MICROSOFT GURREN CLOUD ARMY DRILL [HIM] Ultra Dai-Microsoft Cloud 650000/650000 X-GUNZAN 133700/133700 x4 (Can only be harmed by attacks using any spinning or spirals.) IDEA-BOTS 50,000/50,000 x8 MICROSOFT ULTRA HALO ROBOTIC DRILLS (MUHRDs) 100,000 x1 HALO ARMOR SNIPERS 10,000/10,000 x5 (They do extra attack damage, +10000 (or 1000, Twin, nerf as needed) per alive Snipers, due to a FRIENDSHIP BONUS!) Meme Teamers 10,000/10,000 x15 The Farquad Starsquad 5,000/5,000 x15 (They do a STAR BONUS ATTACK, 500 extra damage per alive Starsquad member.)
INVENTORY
Potions;
Potion of (holy) Wrath x1
Potion of veggies x1
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Heh. Not in use)
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3 Singularity Wormhole 9/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 2/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 12/12 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 10/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 2/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3 QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 3/15
You aim Arcum Dei at the Terror Creepers, ready to use advanced geometry and mathematics skills to help you in this attack... You let loose an arrow, but it sails underneath the Terrors and strikes the block they're standing on! However, the arrow seems to wedge itself inside the block's individual pixels, at a subatomic level... Wow. Math, am I right? The resulting nuclear explosion kills 15 Terror Creepers!
STATUS: RARUM EXITIO CONSUMPTIS
TARGET: N/A
Meme Dream Team XD 19/50
Meme Dream Team 19/40
Meme Dream Team :3 19/50
DONE Quasibox Gamma && Bow = Uranium X-Bow 8/8
NEW Test Tubes && Periodic Table && Pistol = ??? 2/??
NEW X-Isotoper && Electrons && X-Stalker = ??? 2/??
Wait, I think I might've found a way to restore Modpack. I found an executable, which seems to have been made by him. A .txt about it says
"for the end times".
What could possibly go wrong?
>RUN end.exe
.............................................................................................. THE END TIMES HAVE BEGUN
.............................................................................................. >ATTACK "Ire's Chair Legion" >USE BARBAHOLE >COMBO_ATTACK >USE QUANTUM VORTEX >_
Army Status:
TEAM MICROSOFT GURREN CLOUD ARMY DRILL [HIM] Ultra Dai-Microsoft Cloud 650000/650000 X-GUNZAN 133700/133700 x4 (Can only be harmed by attacks using any spinning or spirals.) IDEA-BOTS 50,000/50,000 x8 MICROSOFT ULTRA HALO ROBOTIC DRILLS (MUHRDs) 100,000 x1 HALO ARMOR SNIPERS 10,000/10,000 x5 (They do extra attack damage, +10000 (or 1000, Twin, nerf as needed) per alive Snipers, due to a FRIENDSHIP BONUS!) Meme Teamers 10,000/10,000 x15 The Farquad Starsquad 5,000/5,000 x15 (They do a STAR BONUS ATTACK, 500 extra damage per alive Starsquad member.)
INVENTORY
Potions;
Potion of (holy) Wrath x1
Potion of veggies x1
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII [STATUS: READY TO GO]
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3 Singularity Wormhole 9/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 4/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 12/12 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 10/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 3/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3 QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 4/15
I fly in on my starship, unsure of what's happening. (I'm Kirby)
Hey there! Just so you know, this game isn't an RP, and you're supposed to play as your Minecraft Avatar, not a character from outside of Minecraft. For tips on what to do, you can attack anything that reads [PG] or the Godmodder himself. The more original the attack, the more powerful it is!
i: 50/50
ii: 23/50 +1 self
iii: 16/50 +1 self
iv: 6/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
(Trades received have not been accounted for due to time constraints, this is a mental note so that I remember to go back and count them)
(Army will be made when I have time :/)
NimbleQuest! >Leonstar0: Follow That Shadowy Figure!
Leonstar1: I buff Erelye's and Nimble's Armies, then I roll a set of the Octet of Life at both armies.
SPELLADEX
Spell Cards
Zodiac:
Star Sign: Zodiac - Libra = 3/3
Star Sign: Zodiac - Scorpio = 2/3
There are so many entities that it rounds out to 0!
All the armies rush up to attack each other when a bolt of purple lightning flashes at the middle of the Battlefield, creating a jagged crater! The Godmodder yells at the sky.
GM: Come on! ANOTHER interruption?
A portal mirror slowly rises up from the pit... Haunted souls move in and out of focus around it. An unearthly voice is heard! The same one that the players heard one year ago...
The Witching Hour is here once more... Players of GodCraft, do you have what it takes to become the strongest men in the universe...?
Then, a massive figure is seen appearing from the mirror! Green fire blazes around him as he makes his way out of the mirror, cackling wildly... A message is displayed server-wide!
The magician leers at the field... "Oh, having a massive battle, are we? And no one thought to invite Merasmus? On second thought, maybe that's because no one ever thinks to invite Merasmus... No matter! Cower, fools! Today, on this Witching Hour, I will capture your souls and enslave this wretched place!"
GM: Sorry, pal. But I think you were summoned already. Managment explicitly states that there's a one-summon-only rule. You're not enslaving anything.
Merasmus reads the rules of the OP. He scowls. "Bah! No matter! Merasmus has a backup plan... Behold, mortals! Huzzah!"
A massive pole appears out of the sky and slams down into the jagged crater, sealing it up! It appears to be a massive strongman machine usually found in carnivals... Emblazoned in big flashing letters at its top is "STRONGMANN" and a muscle-bound picture of Merasmus. The machine seems to be working, except for the fact that a giant green shining lock is placed around the bell that would be rung by winning the game.
"Let's see if you can test your might against this Strongmann Machine, eh? Only the strongest men in the universe can conquer its mysteries! But be warned! Terrible demons lurk inside of it! Releasing it might prove... fatal! Oh, did Merasmus mention there's a prize if you do?"
Every single entity turns to look at the Strongmann Machine. There's a mad dash to it as they all climb to it, trying to get the treasure. Merasmus yells at them. "No, you imbeciles! Only players can claim its secrets! Consider it a gift from Merasmus to you. That is, if you can handle it. Hahaha!" He disappears, leaving only the Strongmann Machine in his wake.
HMAS One and Two deal 20,000 damage to Uberghast Roland! The Army of Darkness targets the Godmodder's Army, killing all remaining Terror Creepers and 28 Terror Undeads! The Control Core Tank does not target anything. The KOAXM Army targets Paradox Inc. Army, kills 40 Elsens! The Team Microsoft Cloud Army targets the Army of Darkness, killing all Shadow Soldiers! Blue's Fleet does not target anything.
Stheno uses Ophidian Battle Cry, summoning 15 Stheno Swarms! Stheno's Army deals 30,000 damage to Uberghast Roland! The Perfectly Generic Army does not target anything. Ire's Chair Legion does not target anything. The Crusade of Stal does not target anything. The Noob Army targets the Godmodder's Army, killing 3 Undead Terrors! The Heretic Grayholdium targets the Godmodder's Army, killing 20 Undead Terrors! The Army of Choice targets the Godmodder's Army, killing 15 Terror Ghasts! The Smash Army does not target anything. The Void Army does not target anything.
The Relic uses Tremor and Fire Beam, dealing 12,000 damage to Stheno! The AXIS deals 20,000 damage to HMAS One! Both Uberghasts attempt to attack Stheno, but end up killing 7 Stheno Swarms instead! The Origin Wither kills both Stheno's Pets! The Godmodder's Army targets the Army of Darkness, killing 26 Shadow Undeads! The Godmodder deals 30,000 damage to HMAS Two and kills Stheno!
The Itinerary:
> AGs: Create an army to use in the Massive Battle!
> AGs: Defeat the Godmodder's Terror Army!
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!
> PGs: Create an army to use in the Massive Battle!
> PGs: Defend the Godmodder's Terror Army!
Army of Darkness: [ManiacMasteR] The Core: Oblivion Cocoon. 750,000/750,000 HP. The Fleet: Shadow Demons. 200,000/200,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Shadow Tanks. 35,000/35,000 HP. (x20.) The Artillery: Shadow Snipers. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x40.) The Calvary: Shadow Enginers: 2,000/2,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Shadow Undeads. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x74.) Rise: IIIII
Control Core Tank: [engie_ninja] The Core: Control Core. 800,000/800,000 HP. The Fleet: Juggernaut Plating. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x8.) The Heavies: Neo Tanks. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Nova Launchers. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x20.) The Calvary: Planet Cracker Guns. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Shadow Undeads. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Shadow Soldiers. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x100.)
KOAXM Army: [5l1n65h07] The Core: System Defender 6.6.6. 660,000/660,000 HP. The Fleet: Neo Recognizers. 360,000/360,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: Destroyer Cannons. 66,600/66,600 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Plasma Spheres. 16,600/16,600 HP. (x20.) The Calvary: Mecha-Spiders. 6,600/6,6000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Deadly Tops. 3,300/3,300 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: White Pawns. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x80.)
Team Microsoft Cloud Army: [The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man] The Core: Ultra-Dai Microsoft Cloud. 650,000/650,000 HP. The Fleet: X-Gunzans. 130,000/130,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Idea-Bots. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x8.) The Artillery: Microsoft Ultra Halo Robotic Drill. 250,000/250,000 HP. The Calvary: Halo Armor Snipers. 10,000/10,000 HP. (x50.) The Soldiers: Meme Teamers. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Shadow Soldiers. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x100.)
Blue's Fleet: [fseftr] The Core: HMAS Victor. 750,000/10,000,000 Shields. The Fleet: HMAS Amplifier & Magnifier. 250,000/250,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: Super Suits. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Satellite Weapons. 40,000/40,000 HP. (x5.) The Calvary: Halo Armor Snipers. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x75.) The Soldiers: Automated Fighters. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x75.) The Pawns: Assault Drones. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x75.)
Perfectly Generic Army: [insert_generic_username] The Core: Blue Generic Trickster Catenative Condescension. 612,000/612,000 HP. The Fleet: Fearsome Cherubs. 130,000/130,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Gambling Bards. 40,000/40,000 HP. (x13.) The Artillery: Drollgenerigorgs. 10,000/10,000 HP. (x25.) The Calvary: Trickster Gamblignants. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x120.) The Soldiers: Candy Corn Rainbow Drinkers. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x120.) The Pawns: Skylark Brawlers and Hamartiologist Joculators. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x237.)
Ire's Chair Legion: [Irecreeper] The Core: Augmented Ire. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Charriers. 150,000/150,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Helix Archangels. 40,000/40,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Master Chair-Barrage. 10,000/10,000 HP. (x10.) The Calvary: Twitchy Infantry. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Hoverchairs. 4,000/4,000 HP. (x95.) The Pawns: Chair-Knights. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x92.) Chairstorm Finale: III
Crusade of Stál: [RagnoRock987654321] The Core: Knotr of Konun. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Stál's Paladins. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x5.) The Heavies: Herk of Stál 10,000/10,000 (x40.) The Carrier: Stálpunk's Brun 200,000/200,000. The Calvary: Riddari. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Stálcarl. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Stálkvistcarl. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x100.)
Noob Army: [TT2000] The Core: TT2012. 450,000/450,000 HP. The Fleet: Blocking Archers. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x5.) The Heavies: Diamond Heavies. 25,000/25,000 (x20.) The Artillery: Noob Cannoneers: 7,000/7,000. (x100.) The Calvary: Horseriding Noobs. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Lumberjack Noobs. 3,000/3,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Unarmed Noobs. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x92.)
Heretic Grayholdium: [TheLordErelye] The Core: Na'fuldtpyepth'a. 500,000/500,000. The Fleet: Winged Terrors. 60,000/60,000 HP. (x10.) The Heavies: Tainted Waylords: 55,000/55,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Mad Thaumaturges: 20,000/20,000 HP. (x25.) The Calvary: Tentacular Inkstreams: 10,000/10,000 (x70.) The Soldiers: Archnecromancers. 20,000/20,000 HP. (15.) The Pawns: Animated Death Tomes: 1,000/1,000 (x150.)
Army of Choice: [The_Nonexistent_Tazz] The Core: Crazy Hand. 550,000/550,000. The Fleet: The Aces. 250,000/250,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Grand Ranch Cannons: 40,000/40,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Dynamite Dynamos: 20,000/20,000 HP. (x15.) The Calvary: Ranch Dressing Elemental Engineers: 6,000/6,000 (x100.) The Soldiers: Lesser Ranch Dressing Elementals. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Mad Bombers: 1,000/1,000 (x150.) Triple Truffle Shuffle Scuffle: Locked.
Smash Army: [Goomba98] The Core: Master Core: 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Kihunters: 60,000/60,000. (x9.) The Heavies: Boom Stompers: 30,000/30,000. (x20.) The Artillery: Roturrets: 5,000/5,000. (x50.) The Cavalry: Devil Cars: 7,000/7,000. (x100.) The Soldiers: Darknuts: 5,000/5,000. (x100.) The Pawns: Waddle Dees: 1,000/1,000. (x100.)
Void Army: [Nimbleguy] The Core: The Master. 600,000/600,000 HP. Fleet: The Cancer 450,000/450,000. The Heavies: The Princes. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x4.) The Artillery: The Apprentices. 30,000 HP. (x10.) The Cavalry: The Destroyers. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Void Masters. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Void Clouds: 1,000/1,000 HP. (x100.)
Relic: [PG] HP: 166,500/200,000. Charges: Earth -----|---- Air ~ Fire ----|---- Water
AXIS: [PG] HP: 82,000/250,000. Shields: 0/50,000. Main Body: 10 TJ. Left Gun: 0 TJ. Right Gun: 0 TJ. Shield Generator: 0 TJ. Mortar: 90 TJ. Targeting Systems: 0 TJ. Medbay: 0 TJ.
Subspace Gunship: [PG] HP: 94/100. Sayonara, Sucker: I
Uberghast Roland: [PG] HP: 84,100/200,000. Countdown to Ozma: IIIIIIIIII
Uberghast Hello: [PG] HP: 152,500/200,000. Countdown to Ozma: IIIIIIIIII
SCP-044: [PG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Current Alchemies: None. Alchemy Blast: III Decommision Votes: II
Origin Wither: [PG] HP: 384,000/450,000.
Death: [The_Serpent] The Core: Thanatos: 630,000/630,000 HP. The Fleet: Furies: 300,000/300,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Reapers: 30,000/30,000 HP. (x25.) The Artillery: Living Shadow: 50,000/50,000 HP. (x12.) The Calvary: Soul Hunters: 7,000/7,000. (x100.) The Soldiers: Angered Spirits: 5,000/5,000 (x100.) The Pawns: Undead Troops: 1,500/1,500. (x165.)
Paradox Inc. Army: [K4yne] The Core: Burnt K4yne. 414,000/414,000 HP. The Fleet: Upside-Down Specters. 150,000/150,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Foxy Animatronics. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x20.) The Artillery: Badass Crimson Lance Engineers: 60,000/60,000 HP. (x5.) The Calvary: Ghast Riders. 5,000/5,000. (x140.) The Soldiers: Trolldiers. 5,000/5,000 (x100.) The Pawns: Elsens. 1,000/1,000. (x60.)
Godmodder's Army: [Godmodder] The Core: Terror Enderdragon. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Terror Withers. 200,000/200,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Terror Guardians. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x20.) The Artillery: Terror Blazes. 10,000/10,000 HP. (x10.) The Calvary: Terror Ghasts. 7,000/7,000 HP. (x98.) The Soldiers: Terror Undeads. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x31.)
>><null> Ahem: MY spells, are not HIS (vvv) spells. Also, I would be bloody stupid not to use an open portal to send reinforcements to my army. Fine, I'll just charge their summons...How much would 3 posts get me? </null>
He speaks truly. My spells don't work. The HEX AI spellset has not been disallowed. Yet, at least.
/null
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
>><null> Ahem: MY spells, are not HIS (vvv) spells. Also, I would be bloody stupid not to use an open portal to send reinforcements to my army. Fine, I'll just charge their summons...How much would 3 posts get me? </null>
>>Also: What this army does, is have the capability to cast progressively more powerful spells, and from the HEXbots on up (excluding the castcannons), they can inscribe Glyphs and utilize Scribe's Wands. Besides, what sort of thaumic artificial intelligence that could, WOULDN'T cast spells?
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
>>I would be charging unit summons from the army. Not the army. Like, >>Thaumium-class Battleship 1/?.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
>>Also: What this army does, is have the capability to cast progressively more powerful spells, and from the HEXbots on up (excluding the castcannons), they can inscribe Glyphs and utilize Scribe's Wands. Besides, what sort of thaumic artificial intelligence that could, WOULDN'T cast spells?
Alright. Here's what I'm going to ask of you: Please repost what your army does (try not to make it walls of text) and post their stats in the army template format. That way, I can understand what it does better.
Omega-2 Battalion: [HEX 2.0 Thaumic Intelligence] The Core: HEX-02 Omega Class Battleship (armed with a full complement of whatever an AI could possibly think up) (1,000,000/1,000,000, Shields 500,000/500,000 +100,000 per turn). The Fleet: Interfaced Thaumium-Class Battleships 500,000/500,000. (x20 (plus some spares).) The Heavies: Thaumechanical Constructs 200,000/200,000. (x50.) The Artillery: Castcannons 50,000/50,000. (x100.) The Calvary: HEXbot 1.0 models 20,000/20,000. (x100.) The Soldiers: Thaumic Battlebots 10,000/10,000. (x500.) The Pawns: Thaumic Drones 5,000/5,000 (x1,000.)
Cavalry, Heavies, Fleet and Core have Scribe's Wands and can inscribe glyphs with lasers. Or just shoot lasers.
All units have mana pools and can cast spells. Those spells get progressively more powerful the higher in the army you go.
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Terragen Civilization: [OverlordXcano] Core: AI God. 750,000/750,000 HP. (1x, sort of? It's one mind, but spread out across multiple planets) The Fleet: S3 Archailect. 300,000/300,000 HP. (3x.) The Heavies: Ultra-Tech Cyborg. 45,000/45,000 HP. (10x.) The Artillery: Auto-War Seeds. 5,000/5,000 HP. (120x, although this number is subject to change due to their reproductive capabilities, however I'd let you decide how much they can grow in number) The Calvary: Nanotech Beings. 4,000/4,000 HP. (150x.) The Soldiers: Automated War Vests. 5,000/5,000 HP. (100x.) The Pawns: Baseline Humans. 1,000/1,000 HP. (150x.) /null
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ii: 23/50 +1 self
iii: 16/50 +1 self
iv: 6/50 +1 self
+1 to Erelye +1 to Nimble
(Trades received have not been accounted for due to time constraints, this is a mental note so that I remember to go back and count them)
(Army will be made when I have time :/)
NimbleQuest!
>Leonstar0: Follow That Shadowy Figure!
Leonstar1: I buff Erelye's and Nimble's Armies, then I roll a set of the Octet of Life at both armies.
SPELLADEX
Spell Cards
Zodiac:
Star Sign: Zodiac - Libra = 3/3
Star Sign: Zodiac - Scorpio = 2/3
I duplicate 3 holy mackerel Gammas.
Holy Mackerel Gamma Count: 75
On a side note, I do hope the "Thing" Twin's planning isn't 3 spoopy 5 m3.
/null
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
It's High Noon
Incoming story post! Part One of the Witching Hour Redux.
Picking up back where we left off at the heart of Universe B...
Bill Cipher has just been blinded and merged with the powers of Project Binary. He now speaks exactly in his typing style, plus an orchid color. Binary has received Bill's powers as well, but is incapacitated and nearly defenseless against a raging Bill...
B1NARY. 1. 1 CAN'T SEE! WHAT D1D Y0U D0 T0 ME?
B1LL, 1'M... 1'M N0T SURE WHAT JUST HAPPENED. PERHAPS MY P0WERS REACTED 1N C0NJUNCT10N W1TH--
1 D0N'T HAVE T1ME F0R Y0UR LENGTHY C0NVERSAT10NS! TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED T0 ME!
ALR1GHT. 1'LL... 1'LL TRY. BUT PLEASE TRY N0T T0 RAGE AT THE L0SS 0F Y0UR EYES1GHT.
1T'S N0T JUST THAT Y0U BLEW UP MY EYE, MAN! 1 CAN'T SEE! D0N'T Y0U GET 1T?
WHAT D0 Y0U... 0H. Y0U CAN'T SEE AHEAD ANYM0RE, CAN Y0U. Y0UR P0WERS 0F "KN0W1NG L0TS 0F TH1NGS" ARE...
YEP. G0NE. AND 1T'S ALL THANKS T0 Y0U! WHY D1D 1 EVEN B0THER T0 MAKE TH1S DEAL W1TH Y0U?!
1T 1S 0NLY Y0UR NATURE, B1LL. AND 1'M REAS0NABLY SURE Y0U HADN'T EXPECTED ME T0 SAY YES, S0 Y0U WERE 1LL-PREPARED T0 ASCERTA1N WHAT THE 0UTC0ME 0F THE DEAL W0ULD HAVE BEEN.
ST0P TALK1NG 1N B1G W0RDS! G1VE ME 0NE G00D REAS0N WHY 1 SH0ULDN'T LEVEL TH1S WH0LE BU1LD1NG R1GHT N0W!
WELL, 1 CAN G1VE Y0U A FEW.
1 0NLY ASKED F0R 0NE, HELLSPAWN! TRY F0LL0W1NG 0RDERS S0METIME!
AND WHAT PUTS Y0U 1N A C0ND1T10N T0 1NSULT ME W1TH THAT T1TLE AND 1MPLY THAT Y0U ARE MY SUPER10R? 1N CASE Y0U HAVEN'T F0RG0TTEN, 1'M THE 0NE WH0 MASTERM1NDED TH1S WH0LE VENTURE 1NT0 PLACE, S0 1 TH1NK Y0U SH0ULD KEEP Y0UR M0UTH-ANAL0GUE SHUT.
NNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
HAHAHA! SEE! 1 T0LD Y0U 1'D D0 1T! L00K AT ME, 1'VE ST1LL G0T C0NTR0L 0VER F1RE! ALTH0UGH... 1 CAN'T ACTUALLY SEE 1F 1T'S GETT1NG T0 Y0U 0R N0T...
MAYBE Y0U SH0ULD HAVE TH0UGHT TH1S THR0UGH BETTER?
N0! 1T WAS... 1T WAS A G00D PLAN! SHUT UP!
HA. 1 SEE Y0UR PR1DE KN0WS N0 B0UNDS. AND 1'D REC0MMEND Y0U QUELL TH0SE FLAMES.
YEAH, Y0U ST1LL HAVEN'T G1VEN ME A REAS0N, HUH?! 1F Y0U D0N'T, 1'LL... 1'LL BURN TH1S PLACE D0WN!
1 D0N'T TH1NK Y0U W1LL, B1LL.
WHY W0ULDN'T 1?! 1 HAVE THE P0WER T0 D0 1T!
Y0U D0N'T KN0W WHAT W1LL HAPPEN. Y0U'RE M1SS1NG Y0UR PREC0GN1T1VE AB1L1T1ES. AND, AS F0R THE 0NE REAS0N WHY Y0U SH0ULDN'T, 1F Y0U D0, AND TH1S BU1LD1NG C0LLAPSES, B0TH 0F US W1LL D1E, AND THE G0VERNMENT W1LL BE UNDER F1RE F0R DESTR0YING THE W0RLD'S 0NLY H0PE 0F SURV1VAL. THE W0RLD W1LL FALL, AND DARKNESS W1LL RE1GN, W1TH Y0U RES1GNED T0 A F00TN0TE.
...0KAY, THAT WAS PRETTY DEEP. F1NE. Y0U W1N.
1'LL ST0P TH1S WH0LE PYR0MAN1AC N0NSENSE. BUT 1N RETURN, Y0U'VE G0T T0 AT0NE F0R Y0UR MESS!
0H, S0 1T'S 1 WH0 HAVE ERRED? 1 D0N'T TH1NK WE SH0ULD F0RGET THAT 1T WAS Y0UR DEAL THAT G0T US 1NT0 TH1S MESS.
AGA1N W1TH THE B1G W0RDS! TALK 1N ENGLISH!
L0 SENT1M0S, ESTA UN1DAD ES 1NCAPAZ DE 1NGLÉS D1SCURS0. P0R FAV0R 1NTENTE 0TR0 1D10MA.
W0W, REAL FUNNY, SMARTASS.
WHY THANK Y0U, B1LL. Y0U ARE FUNNY AS WELL, PART1CULARLY 1N THE WAY THAT Y0U TH1NK 1 HAVE T0 "F1X" Y0UR 1SSUE. 1 WARNED Y0U AB0UT THE C0NSEQUENCES 0F Y0UR ACT10NS. THE FAULT 1S ENT1RELY Y0URS!
WELL, 1T WAS Y0UR P0WER! H0W D1D 1T JUST HAPPEN T0 BACKF1RE 0N ME, HMM? 1T'S Y0UR FAULT!
1 C0ULD EAS1LY REFUTE THAT, BUT ALR1GHT. LET'S ASSUME THAT 1T S0MEH0W WAS MY FAULT. WHAT C0ULD 1 D0 THAT W0ULD LESSEN TH1S M1STAKE?
0H, 1 HAVE AN 1DEA. AN0THER DEAL!
...Y0U HAVE A 0NE-TRACK M1ND, Y0U KN0W THAT?
0F C0URSE 1 D0! S0, HERE'S MY 1DEA. Y0U HELP ME REGA1N MY EYES1GHT, AND 1'LL HELP Y0U WHEN WE ARR1VE! N0 STR1NGS ATTACHED!
THAT'S WHAT Y0U SA1D LAST T1ME. 1T D1DN'T G0 S0 WELL.
1 CAN'T EVEN ATTACH ANY STR1NGS TH1S T1ME, B1NARY! 1 HAVE N0 KN0WLEDGE 0F H0W TH1S CAN UNF0LD. 1'M BLIND! AND TH1S W1LL BE AN EQUAL EXCHANGE AS WELL. WHAT D0 Y0U SAY?
HMPH. F1NE. JUST LET ME L0WER THE ARM AGA1N.
ALR1GHT THEN. Y0UR QUEST CAN START N0W.
MY "QUEST"?
0H, YEAH! 1 1MAG1NE 1T'LL TAKE A L0NG T1ME T0 GET MY S1GHT BACK. 1T C0ULD BE PAGES. AND PAGES AND PAGES AND PAGES...
PAGES 0F WHAT, EXACTLY?
SH00T! 1 KEEP F0RGETT1NG AB0UT THAT L0USY F0URTH WALL. THAT WAS N0TH1NG, ALR1GHT? D1SREGARD 1T.
WHATEVER Y0U SAY, 0H M1GHTY TR1ANGLE G0D 0F BL1NDNESS.
HEY, SHUT UP! WE'RE SUPP0SED T0 BE FR1ENDS N0W! D0N'T SQUANDER THAT!
0H, AND D0N'T F0RGET AB0UT Y0UR M1ND MAN1PULAT10N 1 GAVE Y0U!
1 W0N'T. 1T WAS A S1LVER L1N1NG T0 TH1S WH0LE DEBACLE. 1 W1LL TREAT 1T AS SUCH.
G00D! 1N THE MEANT1ME, 1'M G01NG T0 USE TH1S P0WER T0 UN1SURF.
THAT TERM 1S F0RE1GN T0 MY DATABANKS.
0H, Y0U'VE NEVER G0NE UN1SURF1NG? 1T'S WHEN Y0U JUMP AR0UND A BUNCH 0F D1FFERENT UN1VERSES AND SCREW TH1NGS AR0UND 1N THEM! THERE'S TH1S 0NE 1'VE HAD MY EYE 0N F0R A WH1LE... BEF0RE 1T G0T BL1NDED, 0F C0URSE.
WELL, D0 Y0U REMEMBER ANYTH1NG AB0UT TH1S UN1VERSE, PERCHANCE?
0H YEAH. 1T WAS BLUE. REALLY BLUE.
WELL, G0TTA G0. TH1S SH0ULD BE FUN! AND REMEMBER, REAL1TY 1S AN 1LLUS10N, THE UN1VERSE 1S A H0L0GRAM, BUY G0LD--
BYE, B1LL.
Alright. Now that Bill's gone, you decide to contact one of your colleagues.
GLAD0S.
Oh, it's you. Should we even refer to each other by codenames anymore? I enforced the idea earlier, but it seems to have fallen out of practice.
N0, 1 SUPP0SE N0T. REGARDLESS, 1T W1LL BE 1RREVELANT SH0RTLY. THE ARR1VAL DRAWS NEAR. Indeed. The government's all ready, you know. They've assembled who they think is an elite team to take down the Godmodder. I would laugh at them, but common sense forbids it.
1NDEED. 0NLY ART1F1CAL P0WER CAN W0RK T0 TURN H1S MACH1NAT10NS AGA1NST THEM. MY C0DE-BASED AB1L1T1ES SH0ULD PR0VE USEFUL.
I suppose so. And I have a score to settle, so this should work out. Although, it may require a bit of branching out of your primary objective...
0H?
I need to exact revenge on the one who murdered me. TwinBuilder. All my findings point to him having both a Minecraft avatar and a superpowered human body. His avatar is deactivated. His body is not. Yet it is here, on Earth, and yet I have no clue where to find him. 1 SEE. QUITE A D1LEMMA Y0U FACE. 0NE THAT CANN0T BE S0LVED UP0N ARR1VAL. AND SPEAK1NG 0F THE ARR1VAL, 1 TRUST THAT Y0U HAVE C0MPLETED THE TR1FECTED P0RTAL DEV1CE?
Of course. It was trivial to make, really. All that was needed was a modified frame and a slightly powerful black hole core. But yes, it is built. It should be operational upon activation, and it has been built to your requirements. It will serve as a portal, but rather than jumping between two walls, it will jump between two universes.
PERFECT. THE PLAN 1S THEN C0MPLETE. EXCEPT, THAT 1S, F0R 0NE SNAG.
Well, nothing ever goes right in these situations. There's always one variable unaccounted for.
1N A SENSE. B1LL HAS G0NE R0GUE 1N A WAY. HE MADE A DEAL W1TH ME AND HAS WALKED AWAY W1TH MY P0WERS AND A BL1ND EYE. HE'S 1NCREDIBLY ANGRY AT ME, AND HAS ASKED ME T0 HEAL H1S BR0KEN F0RES1GHT.
Binary, you're supposed to be smart. Why would you agree to a deal with that triangle?
1T WAS A P0WER EXCHANGE. 1 N0W P0SSESS H1S MENTAL MAN1PULAT10N. Interesting. I can think of many ways this could work out. Wait. I just thought of something.
YES?
Why don't you use your power to exert complete control over Earth? I know it sounds a bit cliche, but now it is something that rests firmly in your grasp. The players of GodCraft are already enemies of the world, and we have already announced plans to shut down Minecraft upon Arrival. Why not go further?
1 C0ULD ACT1VELY TURN THE W0RLD AGA1NST THE PLAYERS, AND THE GAME 1TSELF... TH1S C0ULD EVEN 1NCLUDE TURN1NG THEM AGA1NST THE TW1NBU1LDER Y0U SP0KE 0F.
Ha. I love it when plans work out like this. And it never even occurred to Bill to do this? 1'M SURE 1T D1D. 1 BEL1EVE THAT HE 1NTENDED ME T0 D0 TH1S W1TH H1S P0WERS, 0R S0METH1NG S1M1LAR T0 1T.
Where's the isosceles now? You said he went rogue. Does he still support our plans?
YES. HE AGREED T0 PUT H1S ANGER BEH1ND H1M AND F1GHT W1TH US, AND 1 W0ULD HAVE T0 ACC0MPL1SH THE AF0REMENT10NED TASK 0F 0PTIC REB1RTH. YET HE CURRENTLY 1S 1N AN0THER UN1VERSE... HE ANN0UNCED H1S PLANS T0 "UN1SURF" AFTER C0NCLUD1NG H1S TALK W1TH ME. 1 D0 N0T KN0W H1S EXACT C0-0RD1NATES.
Hmph. We will have to make sure that Bill returns to Earth shortly. Ikea's ready, you know. I would have thought that tables wouldn't have the best IQ, but his race seems very smart. Their studies on chronal displacement helped in creating the Trifected Portal Device.
THEN EVERYTH1NG 1S AS 1T SH0ULD BE. 0H. 1 JUST TH0UGHT 0F S0METH1NG AS WELL.
What?
M0JANG. THEY ARE ST1LL W1TH US. H0W HAVE THEY REACTED T0 THE NEWS THAT WE ARE SHUTT1NG D0WN THE1R GAME, AND THAT THEY W1LL HAVE A HAND 1N 1T?
I do not think they were informed of the decision until the President made his speech on it a month ago.
TH1S 1S AN 1SSUE. THEY MAY BE TRY1NG T0 W0RK AGA1NST THE G0VERNMENT, AND US AS WELL. TH1S S1TUAT10N MUST BE RECT1F1ED BEF0RE ARR1VAL.
I will leave it in your hands, then. My hard-light avatar is in the process of compiling. Once it has completed, I will use it during Arrival.
G00D. THE DESCENT C0NTIN1UES AS PLANNED. THAT 1S ALL.
I fly around in my spaceship.
Alright, well, I'm sort of new too, but I'll tell you what I know:
1. I don't think you can play as Kirby, but you could summon him, I think (not sure about this one)
2. Look at the sidequests on the OP, those should give you an idea of what to do
3. You can only post 3 times, then you have to wait for TwinBuilder to post again before you can make another 3 posts, you can make more, but you have to put /null at the end of them, to show that they contain no actions and are just commentating or helping others
4. Right now there is a big war going on, you can summon an army to fight in it
/null
He scream
You can't summon kirby, as it was already summoned 600+ pages ago.
/null
I'll be making my great escape now!
Urgh...
Uk....
/nullpost
I should've guessed. I knew you couldn't summon things from the previous thread, and that Kirby was summoned, but I herd something about this robot named Dave being revived multiple times so I assumed that you could summon something more than once, but only things from this thread. /null
He scream
The Witching Hour arrives once again... Time to run, little players! Can your strength overcome these ghastly challenges?
Does nothing!
Didn't I ask you to repost your army's stats in the army template format, and to explain how it worked better?
The Ender Orb kills 10 Terror Creepers! They then explode, cancelling out your next attacks!
Okay, so how much health to do they have and how many of them are there?
Okay...
Alright.
No armies have attacked yet.
All your spells failed a long time ago! You kill 2 Soldiers, though.
You have to specify what Technique you use!
Test Tubes && Periodic Table && Pistol = Element's Ender (Level 3: 1/4)
How can you alchemize something with electrons?
I'll shorten the name... Team Microsoft Cloud Army added!
20 White Pawns killed!
10,000 damage to the Uberghast!
It blasts you with blue fire before you can ride into his army, roasting you alive!
Alright. The Homelands isn't added just yet!
...
Fluorite Octet && Libra Pin = Turquoise Octet (Level 8: 1/9)
Fluorite Octet && Taurus Pin = Copper Octet (Level 8: 1/9)
Fluorite Octet && Virgo Pin = Emerald Octet (Level 8: 1/9)
Minigun || Fluorite Octet = Fluorite Minigun
The Godmodder uses an even crappier SORD..... that counteracts your own!
Lil' Cal kills 3 Undead Troops!
You probably shouldn't roll three octets in one post! You only roll the Hopesploders.
3-5-2-3-6-2-2-1
A massive purple lightning bolt materializes, shocking the Undead Troops! You kill 1!
> insert_generic_username: BATTLE TECHIQUE => LV. 10 GENERIC STORM - DRILLGENERIGORG
4 Undead Troops killed!
THE SKRILLEX DROP: A lance that seems to run on speaker technology. A dial can be turned on it to produce massive bass drops that amplify the weapon's power.
The Man Ender && Warp Ring = The Ring Deader (Level 6: 1/7)
15 Terror Creepers killed!
8,000 damage to the Origin Wither!
8 Terror Creepers killed!
Do you even pay attention to my posts? I said that I wanted you to re-post its stats in accordance with the army template. Although it seems like you've done that. The Core will not have any of those effects! Only the army that's here on GodCraft can participate.
Otherwise, army added!Never mind. I'd like to see all of their stats reposted.You must construct additional pylons. You fail.
Ignored, this was your fifth post.
2 Terror Undeads killed!
You stab Uberghast Roland, dealing 8,000 damage!
If I want a weapon to make eldritch sombreros, it's gonna make damn eldritch sombreros.
4-8-7-6-4-6-1-1
A massive lock appears, and from its keyhole, hundreds of spirits fly through, aggressing the Uberghast! They wail at it and tear at its flesh, dealing 8,000 damage!
Okay, so... What are its stats?
We'll see about that.
8 Unarmed Noobs killed!
Arcum Aereum kills 13 Skylark Brawlers and Hamartiologist Joculators!
+8,000 HP!
You eat 8 Chair-Knights!
> Leonstar0: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => CELESTIA
You command the energies of the stars above, flowing them into a red-hot sphere with blasts stellar energy at Death. 10 Undead Troops killed!
7,000 damage to Stheno!
10 Terror Creepers killed!
3 Terror Undeads killed!
> 5l1n65h07: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => SLINGSHOT
You wield the Overkill Minirail and fire it at Uberghast Hello! However, the shots all arc around the Uberghast, using its immense gravitational pull to slingshot around it! Picking up speed, they aggress Uberghast Roland; 8,000 damage!
Geromy added! He will block all incoming attacks at your army for this turn and next turn.
The Twitchy Staff kills 2 Terror Undeads and Confuses the Godmodder's Army!
You haven't unlocked any Fraymotifs, as they aren't in this game!
5 Soul Hunters killed!
> insert_generic_username: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => GENERIC STORM
A storm of Perfectly Generic Objects suddenly blocks Death's vision. They collide into the army, and 4 Undead Troops are washed away in the rampage.
Ahab's Boxcars kills 3 more Undead Troops!
The Godmodder simply piledrives you with the Banhammer.
Alright.
HMAS One added! HMAS Two added!
The Shockwave-Laser Canon deals 15,000 damage to the Terror Wither!
Blue's Fleet added!
2 Terror Ghasts killed!
Smash Army added!
Uh... 58 is next to nothing. The Godmodder rounds it to zero.
> insert_generic_username: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 2 GENERIC STORM - GENERIC FORT
From all the leftover PGOs from your previous attack, you build a massive fort with them, armed with Perfectly Generic Cannons. You fire on Death, killing 10 Undead Troops.
It's not that charges are so weak. It's because attacks are so powerful. (Although now charges really are weak!)
+6,000 HP!
The Terror Undeads absorb the rotten fish and carry on.
Okay. Void Army added!
15,000 damage to Stheno!
10,000 damage to the Origin Wither!
> TheLordErelye: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 OGLOGOTH'S CRY - HORRORTERROR
20,000 damage to Uberghast Roland!
3 Terror Undeads killed!
6 Terror Undeads killed! 4 Terror Creepers killed!
NOCTE CONSUMENS: A terrifying black gauntlet whose plated armor stretches all the way up to the wearer's arm. Crests and symbols move freely on it like the wind, and a pure white eye that seems to consume all light surrounding it glares at enemies. It is pure shadow, and can manipulate darkness at well, casting eternal night on foes.
+7,000 HP!
Since there are so many entities, the attack rounds out to deal no damage to all of them!
What. There's... There's nothing here.
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 BLUE, BLUE - ULTRAMARINE
15,000 damage!
The Mini-Ion Cannon deals an additional 4,000 damage!
15 Shadow Soldiers killed!
> TT2000: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 LONG DIVISION - CUBE ROOT
You aim Arcum Dei at the Terror Creepers, ready to use advanced geometry and mathematics skills to help you in this attack... You let loose an arrow, but it sails underneath the Terrors and strikes the block they're standing on! However, the arrow seems to wedge itself inside the block's individual pixels, at a subatomic level... Wow. Math, am I right? The resulting nuclear explosion kills 15 Terror Creepers!
Uh.
The Barbahole kills 5 Hoverchairs!
You lack the necessary Sacred Items!
Hey there! Just so you know, this game isn't an RP, and you're supposed to play as your Minecraft Avatar, not a character from outside of Minecraft. For tips on what to do, you can attack anything that reads [PG] or the Godmodder himself. The more original the attack, the more powerful it is!
The buff fails!
The roll fails because they're both at full health!
There are so many entities that it rounds out to 0!
All the armies rush up to attack each other when a bolt of purple lightning flashes at the middle of the Battlefield, creating a jagged crater! The Godmodder yells at the sky.
GM: Come on! ANOTHER interruption?
A portal mirror slowly rises up from the pit... Haunted souls move in and out of focus around it. An unearthly voice is heard! The same one that the players heard one year ago...
The Witching Hour is here once more... Players of GodCraft, do you have what it takes to become the strongest men in the universe...?
Then, a massive figure is seen appearing from the mirror! Green fire blazes around him as he makes his way out of the mirror, cackling wildly... A message is displayed server-wide!
The magician leers at the field... "Oh, having a massive battle, are we? And no one thought to invite Merasmus? On second thought, maybe that's because no one ever thinks to invite Merasmus... No matter! Cower, fools! Today, on this Witching Hour, I will capture your souls and enslave this wretched place!"
GM: Sorry, pal. But I think you were summoned already. Managment explicitly states that there's a one-summon-only rule. You're not enslaving anything.
Merasmus reads the rules of the OP. He scowls. "Bah! No matter! Merasmus has a backup plan... Behold, mortals! Huzzah!"
A massive pole appears out of the sky and slams down into the jagged crater, sealing it up! It appears to be a massive strongman machine usually found in carnivals... Emblazoned in big flashing letters at its top is "STRONGMANN" and a muscle-bound picture of Merasmus. The machine seems to be working, except for the fact that a giant green shining lock is placed around the bell that would be rung by winning the game.
"Let's see if you can test your might against this Strongmann Machine, eh? Only the strongest men in the universe can conquer its mysteries! But be warned! Terrible demons lurk inside of it! Releasing it might prove... fatal! Oh, did Merasmus mention there's a prize if you do?"
Every single entity turns to look at the Strongmann Machine. There's a mad dash to it as they all climb to it, trying to get the treasure. Merasmus yells at them. "No, you imbeciles! Only players can claim its secrets! Consider it a gift from Merasmus to you. That is, if you can handle it. Hahaha!" He disappears, leaving only the Strongmann Machine in his wake.
HMAS One and Two deal 20,000 damage to Uberghast Roland! The Army of Darkness targets the Godmodder's Army, killing all remaining Terror Creepers and 28 Terror Undeads! The Control Core Tank does not target anything. The KOAXM Army targets Paradox Inc. Army, kills 40 Elsens! The Team Microsoft Cloud Army targets the Army of Darkness, killing all Shadow Soldiers! Blue's Fleet does not target anything.
Stheno uses Ophidian Battle Cry, summoning 15 Stheno Swarms! Stheno's Army deals 30,000 damage to Uberghast Roland! The Perfectly Generic Army does not target anything. Ire's Chair Legion does not target anything. The Crusade of Stal does not target anything. The Noob Army targets the Godmodder's Army, killing 3 Undead Terrors! The Heretic Grayholdium targets the Godmodder's Army, killing 20 Undead Terrors! The Army of Choice targets the Godmodder's Army, killing 15 Terror Ghasts! The Smash Army does not target anything. The Void Army does not target anything.
The Relic uses Tremor and Fire Beam, dealing 12,000 damage to Stheno! The AXIS deals 20,000 damage to HMAS One! Both Uberghasts attempt to attack Stheno, but end up killing 7 Stheno Swarms instead! The Origin Wither kills both Stheno's Pets! The Godmodder's Army targets the Army of Darkness, killing 26 Shadow Undeads! The Godmodder deals 30,000 damage to HMAS Two and kills Stheno!
The Itinerary:
> AGs: Create an army to use in the Massive Battle!
> AGs: Defeat the Godmodder's Terror Army!
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!
> PGs: Create an army to use in the Massive Battle!
> PGs: Defend the Godmodder's Terror Army!
The Battlefield:
THE OPERATOR: [???]
Strongmann Machine: [N BOSS] Damage Dealt: 0/500,000.
HMAS One: [N] HP: 150,000/170,000.
HMAS Two: [N] HP: 140,000/170,000.
Army of Darkness: [ManiacMasteR] The Core: Oblivion Cocoon. 750,000/750,000 HP. The Fleet: Shadow Demons. 200,000/200,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Shadow Tanks. 35,000/35,000 HP. (x20.) The Artillery: Shadow Snipers. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x40.) The Calvary: Shadow Enginers: 2,000/2,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Shadow Undeads. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x74.) Rise: IIIII
Control Core Tank: [engie_ninja] The Core: Control Core. 800,000/800,000 HP. The Fleet: Juggernaut Plating. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x8.) The Heavies: Neo Tanks. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Nova Launchers. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x20.) The Calvary: Planet Cracker Guns. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Shadow Undeads. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Shadow Soldiers. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x100.)
KOAXM Army: [5l1n65h07] The Core: System Defender 6.6.6. 660,000/660,000 HP. The Fleet: Neo Recognizers. 360,000/360,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: Destroyer Cannons. 66,600/66,600 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Plasma Spheres. 16,600/16,600 HP. (x20.) The Calvary: Mecha-Spiders. 6,600/6,6000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Deadly Tops. 3,300/3,300 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: White Pawns. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x80.)
Team Microsoft Cloud Army: [The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man] The Core: Ultra-Dai Microsoft Cloud. 650,000/650,000 HP. The Fleet: X-Gunzans. 130,000/130,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Idea-Bots. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x8.) The Artillery: Microsoft Ultra Halo Robotic Drill. 250,000/250,000 HP. The Calvary: Halo Armor Snipers. 10,000/10,000 HP. (x50.) The Soldiers: Meme Teamers. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Shadow Soldiers. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x100.)
Blue's Fleet: [fseftr] The Core: HMAS Victor. 750,000/10,000,000 Shields. The Fleet: HMAS Amplifier & Magnifier. 250,000/250,000 HP. (x2.) The Heavies: Super Suits. 50,000/50,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Satellite Weapons. 40,000/40,000 HP. (x5.) The Calvary: Halo Armor Snipers. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x75.) The Soldiers: Automated Fighters. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x75.) The Pawns: Assault Drones. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x75.)
Perfectly Generic Army: [insert_generic_username] The Core: Blue Generic Trickster Catenative Condescension. 612,000/612,000 HP. The Fleet: Fearsome Cherubs. 130,000/130,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Gambling Bards. 40,000/40,000 HP. (x13.) The Artillery: Drollgenerigorgs. 10,000/10,000 HP. (x25.) The Calvary: Trickster Gamblignants. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x120.) The Soldiers: Candy Corn Rainbow Drinkers. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x120.) The Pawns: Skylark Brawlers and Hamartiologist Joculators. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x237.)
Ire's Chair Legion: [Irecreeper] The Core: Augmented Ire. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Charriers. 150,000/150,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Helix Archangels. 40,000/40,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Master Chair-Barrage. 10,000/10,000 HP. (x10.) The Calvary: Twitchy Infantry. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Hoverchairs. 4,000/4,000 HP. (x95.) The Pawns: Chair-Knights. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x92.) Chairstorm Finale: III
Crusade of Stál: [RagnoRock987654321] The Core: Knotr of Konun. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Stál's Paladins. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x5.) The Heavies: Herk of Stál 10,000/10,000 (x40.) The Carrier: Stálpunk's Brun 200,000/200,000. The Calvary: Riddari. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Stálcarl. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Stálkvistcarl. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x100.)
Noob Army: [TT2000] The Core: TT2012. 450,000/450,000 HP. The Fleet: Blocking Archers. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x5.) The Heavies: Diamond Heavies. 25,000/25,000 (x20.) The Artillery: Noob Cannoneers: 7,000/7,000. (x100.) The Calvary: Horseriding Noobs. 6,000/6,000 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Lumberjack Noobs. 3,000/3,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Unarmed Noobs. 1,000/1,000 HP. (x92.)
Heretic Grayholdium: [TheLordErelye] The Core: Na'fuldtpyepth'a. 500,000/500,000. The Fleet: Winged Terrors. 60,000/60,000 HP. (x10.) The Heavies: Tainted Waylords: 55,000/55,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Mad Thaumaturges: 20,000/20,000 HP. (x25.) The Calvary: Tentacular Inkstreams: 10,000/10,000 (x70.) The Soldiers: Archnecromancers. 20,000/20,000 HP. (15.) The Pawns: Animated Death Tomes: 1,000/1,000 (x150.)
Army of Choice: [The_Nonexistent_Tazz] The Core: Crazy Hand. 550,000/550,000. The Fleet: The Aces. 250,000/250,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Grand Ranch Cannons: 40,000/40,000 HP. (x10.) The Artillery: Dynamite Dynamos: 20,000/20,000 HP. (x15.) The Calvary: Ranch Dressing Elemental Engineers: 6,000/6,000 (x100.) The Soldiers: Lesser Ranch Dressing Elementals. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Mad Bombers: 1,000/1,000 (x150.) Triple Truffle Shuffle Scuffle: Locked.
Smash Army: [Goomba98] The Core: Master Core: 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Kihunters: 60,000/60,000. (x9.) The Heavies: Boom Stompers: 30,000/30,000. (x20.) The Artillery: Roturrets: 5,000/5,000. (x50.) The Cavalry: Devil Cars: 7,000/7,000. (x100.) The Soldiers: Darknuts: 5,000/5,000. (x100.) The Pawns: Waddle Dees: 1,000/1,000. (x100.)
Void Army: [Nimbleguy] The Core: The Master. 600,000/600,000 HP. Fleet: The Cancer 450,000/450,000. The Heavies: The Princes. 100,000/100,000 HP. (x4.) The Artillery: The Apprentices. 30,000 HP. (x10.) The Cavalry: The Destroyers. 7,500/7,500 HP. (x100.) The Soldiers: Void Masters. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x100.) The Pawns: Void Clouds: 1,000/1,000 HP. (x100.)
Relic: [PG] HP: 166,500/200,000. Charges: Earth -----|---- Air ~ Fire ----|---- Water
AXIS: [PG] HP: 82,000/250,000. Shields: 0/50,000. Main Body: 10 TJ. Left Gun: 0 TJ. Right Gun: 0 TJ. Shield Generator: 0 TJ. Mortar: 90 TJ. Targeting Systems: 0 TJ. Medbay: 0 TJ.
Subspace Gunship: [PG] HP: 94/100. Sayonara, Sucker: I
Uberghast Roland: [PG] HP: 84,100/200,000. Countdown to Ozma: IIIIIIIIII
Uberghast Hello: [PG] HP: 152,500/200,000. Countdown to Ozma: IIIIIIIIII
SCP-044: [PG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Current Alchemies: None. Alchemy Blast: III Decommision Votes: II
Origin Wither: [PG] HP: 384,000/450,000.
Death: [The_Serpent] The Core: Thanatos: 630,000/630,000 HP. The Fleet: Furies: 300,000/300,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Reapers: 30,000/30,000 HP. (x25.) The Artillery: Living Shadow: 50,000/50,000 HP. (x12.) The Calvary: Soul Hunters: 7,000/7,000. (x100.) The Soldiers: Angered Spirits: 5,000/5,000 (x100.) The Pawns: Undead Troops: 1,500/1,500. (x165.)
Paradox Inc. Army: [K4yne] The Core: Burnt K4yne. 414,000/414,000 HP. The Fleet: Upside-Down Specters. 150,000/150,000 HP. (x4.) The Heavies: Foxy Animatronics. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x20.) The Artillery: Badass Crimson Lance Engineers: 60,000/60,000 HP. (x5.) The Calvary: Ghast Riders. 5,000/5,000. (x140.) The Soldiers: Trolldiers. 5,000/5,000 (x100.) The Pawns: Elsens. 1,000/1,000. (x60.)
Godmodder's Army: [Godmodder] The Core: Terror Enderdragon. 500,000/500,000 HP. The Fleet: Terror Withers. 200,000/200,000 HP. (x3.) The Heavies: Terror Guardians. 30,000/30,000 HP. (x20.) The Artillery: Terror Blazes. 10,000/10,000 HP. (x10.) The Calvary: Terror Ghasts. 7,000/7,000 HP. (x98.) The Soldiers: Terror Undeads. 5,000/5,000 HP. (x31.)
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 16/125. Killstreak: 47.
Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [PL]
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII DISABLED (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (The_Serpent)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII DISABLED (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III DISABLED (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III READY (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II (pionoplayer)
Sacred Items:
0 Hog Slop
0 Elf Tears
0 Pie Filling
0 Weasel Snot
He speaks truly. My spells don't work. The HEX AI spellset has not been disallowed. Yet, at least.
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[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
You're not supposed to charge armies.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
>>I would be charging unit summons from the army. Not the army. Like, >>Thaumium-class Battleship 1/?.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Alright. Here's what I'm going to ask of you: Please repost what your army does (try not to make it walls of text) and post their stats in the army template format. That way, I can understand what it does better.
You're not supposed to charge armies. This includes army units. Once it's summoned, it's summoned. It's gonna fight to the death.
Please stop posting these type of posts as often; you usually have excessive nullposts that should be taken to the Forge.
Omega-2 Battalion: [HEX 2.0 Thaumic Intelligence] The Core: HEX-02 Omega Class Battleship (armed with a full complement of whatever an AI could possibly think up) (1,000,000/1,000,000, Shields 500,000/500,000 +100,000 per turn). The Fleet: Interfaced Thaumium-Class Battleships 500,000/500,000. (x20 (plus some spares).) The Heavies: Thaumechanical Constructs 200,000/200,000. (x50.) The Artillery: Castcannons 50,000/50,000. (x100.) The Calvary: HEXbot 1.0 models 20,000/20,000. (x100.) The Soldiers: Thaumic Battlebots 10,000/10,000. (x500.) The Pawns: Thaumic Drones 5,000/5,000 (x1,000.)
Cavalry, Heavies, Fleet and Core have Scribe's Wands and can inscribe glyphs with lasers. Or just shoot lasers.
All units have mana pools and can cast spells. Those spells get progressively more powerful the higher in the army you go.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Terragen Civilization: [OverlordXcano] Core: AI God. 750,000/750,000 HP. (1x, sort of? It's one mind, but spread out across multiple planets) The Fleet: S3 Archailect. 300,000/300,000 HP. (3x.) The Heavies: Ultra-Tech Cyborg. 45,000/45,000 HP. (10x.) The Artillery: Auto-War Seeds. 5,000/5,000 HP. (120x, although this number is subject to change due to their reproductive capabilities, however I'd let you decide how much they can grow in number) The Calvary: Nanotech Beings. 4,000/4,000 HP. (150x.) The Soldiers: Automated War Vests. 5,000/5,000 HP. (100x.) The Pawns: Baseline Humans. 1,000/1,000 HP. (150x.) /null
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