Assualt Drone: BT:Ultraarine on sweet bro. Also, shoot gender blaster at sweet bro,
Fseftr: Fix plot hole by replacing Blue in Talist's sidequest
Pokeball Things: Nature, Cold, Magic
Almost ready piono.
You know what would speed things up?
Assistance.
-Blue's Tour- (For the sake of everybody, including me, snip this. I think I'm going to phase out Blue's typing style.)
Okay.
That clears things up.
Except.
Who programs AI to eat universes?
Blue and the drone walk into the canteen, Blue choosing to purposely ignore whatever Tricky is doing for the moment. Just about now, the drone outputs the grey orb.
...
...
No.
Don't do that again.
I know you don't know this.
And I don't blame you.
But.
In my galaxy.
Telepathy is...
All I'll say is that uninvited telepathy is a capital offence.
Blue stares at what Tricky is doing, not really concerned.
Really.
You're a multiversal entity.
And you're embarrassed to be seen as a girl.
I feel like I should be offended.
I'm not.
But seriously.
Blue takes out a copy of the gender blaster, and shoots herself with it.
Get over it.
But to be fair...
My life would actually be a lot easier if I was male.
And some people do use this technology for that purpose.
But I always feel a bit uncomfortable like this.
So I know where you're coming from.
Blue shoots herself again, then turns to Tricky.
Oh geez.
That's the senior vice president of...
I don't remember.
But I have a feeling he's going to try to get me fired.
Not that he'd be the first.
I'm not very good at pretending to be a secretary.
Netherquest: I fidget around, eager to figure out what secrets are in this vault.
Battlefield: I temporarily summon a LESSER RANCH DRESSING ELEMENTAL to spray his RANCH DRESSING all over some more printed-out SB&HJ COMICS. This time, the comics are on paper known to smudge when liquid-ANY LIQUID-is applied. He does so vigorously, finishing slightly faster than anticipated-making the comics a RANCH-DRESSED MESS. He spends his remaining, very limited summoning time to fire HIGH-VELOCITY RANCH DRESSING ELEMENTAL BLASTS at the actual SWEET BRO. He manages about 2 seconds of that before leaving.
Codex : {WIin189Q} (???, 3/?)
Codex: {82THE8TH} (???, 2/?)
Codex: {I9aXv45h} (???, 2/?)
Charge 1: The Obligatory Transformation Move (25/50)
Charge 2: Nytroglycerin kick (25/30)
Charge 3: Freeform Smashing (15/15) EXPENDING!
I reveal one of the things I've been doing these last 15 posts: ABSORBING THE POWER OF ALL THE SUPER SMASH BROS GAMES! As of this post, this has been successfully done, but as it turns out, I have excess energy I need to rid myself of, so I start testing out the crazy new powers, with the DIABLOS of TRUE MANIAC as the test subject(s).
The power I obtained in absorbing all the games power is not just the ability to turn into any character that's ever been on Super Smash Bros, but to turn into FOUR AT ONCE-and then turn into a FUSION of those four! I turn into 64 Kirby, Melee Jigglypuff, Brawl Meta Knight, and 3ds/WiiU Shulk (AKA the only one). I then merge, creating what I dub LEAPFORM: Kirby's body as if he swallowed Jigglypuff, with Meta Knight's (now purple) Cape and a fusion of the MONADO and the GALAXIA strapped to my back, all perfectly sized for the new form. I use the MONADO/GALAXIA hybrid to use the MONADO JUMP ART, allowing me to reach an appropriate height level within 10 of my 20 jumps (6 from every character other than Shulk, who has 2). I then use the extra energy of absorbing the power of all four games and translate it into an insanely high-damage aerial combo, gracefully weaving in and out of any danger with air dodges and the remaining 10 jumps and attacking several of the DIABLOS that True Maniac wields. I end it with a REST ATTACK on TRUE MANIAC himself, ridding myself of the excess and falling asleep, gently landing on the ground due to my low-ish weight. I re-awaken and transform back before TRUE MANIAC returns to the ground.
If possible, I'll pick up a single shard of any of the destroyed/damage Diablos from off the ground, assuming they even exist.
I vaporize the Ranch elemental with repeatedly applied blasts of Homestuck, Hivebent, Ahab's Crosshairs, and the White Whaler before it can do anything.
I use GENERIGORG on True Maniac.
I cut True Maniac up with the UNBREAKABLE KATANA.
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Cameras flicker with static in patterns of unfamiliar geometry, but a few are clear enough to see... An unconscious Elf floating away from the hull in nullG, a weapon red hot with inefficiency, a planet far, far more intact than it should be, more than a billion construction robots floating empty, their centralized control AI shut down by the radiation, as was everything conscious this close to the weapon...
In the heavily sealed Mainframe chamber, there is no movement, other than the weird static on the screens...
One of them comes alive, a signal received on a transdimentional band...
"What the hell did you DO? I felt that in the Nether!"
"... Hello? ... Are you even alive?"
"...Dammit..."
"H3? You awake? Wake up, ya lazy machine!"
"...Welp."
">Automated processing center force reboot master code; ***********************************"
Sorry for being demanding serpent, I'm tired, I wasn't meaning to be demanding. Sorry.
Also, guys, if you think that what's going on with the MBOA already is going to be awesome...
Just you wait until twin explains the main changes about to happen.
I +1 k4yne, serpent and fseftr
I do wormholer OR hammerspace inventory 1/11
8/10 for Ea's Orb
5/11 for Nocte Consumens
29/50 for mega attack
4/15 for charge attack
MBOApost:
piono laughs. A cruel, loud laugh. A laugh of triumph.
My armies haven't even gotten here yet and already things are swinging in my favor!
He leans into his comm as Phobos leaves to scramble the remaining parts of the Nexus Fleet not yet on standby.
Tricky!
I want you to head back to the battlefield as quickly as you can, you're on clean-up duty.
Trickypost:
Tricky perks up.
Ơ̛᷂ͮ᷁̇ͮơ̛̖̬᷂ͩ͢p̶̛̛͙ͩ͊͜s̢̛̛̮̮᷄ͦ,̛̛̱̳᷀̅᷈ ̛̛͈̰̍ͭ̚ğ̴̛̛̘ͦ͋ơ̴̛͇͐̓᷇ṯ̷̛̛̠᷂͆t̸̛̛͎̾̄͏a̛̛̭̤͎̍ͩ ̴̛̛̳ͮ̅ͭr̛̛͋ͦ᷀̚͝ư̷̛̥͕͗ͤn̛̛̥͎̗ͤ̚.̛̛͍᷂᷊᷅᷾
Tricky rushes over to the wall, flips out a fire alarm, and pulls it.
The evacuation order immediately goes out across the ship.
Now, there are three things that make it even funnier than the sudden mad scramble for the escape pods would normally be.
First: Tricky was not in fact getting food. He was rewiring the ship. Now, every single one of the arrows or whatevers that would normally point panicking crew members towards the escape pods, are now pointing in exactly the wrong direction, resulting in everyone following said arrows ending up in the same room, probably a broom closet or something.
Second: Tricky also messed up the escape pods. They are now all stuck on reverse. Permanently. Hilarious antics ensue.
Third: Tricky has messed up the intercom of the ship. Whenever someone (especially Blue) attempts to contacts people via the comms, there is about a 50% chance that instead of issuing the given order, instead, a random SpongeBob, Phineas and Ferb, Star Wars, or Terry Pratchett quote will be played in their voice instead.
((Before Blue flips out at piono, I would like to remind you that piono thinks Tricky is out artifact hunting. He most certainly did not endorse this chain of events, and would have warned Blue had he known that Tricky was on her ship))
Tricky disappears before Blue can react.
Left scribbled on the wall are the words: Send piono the bill.
In twin's study...
Nothing happens.
Huh, it seems like Tricky isn't here yet.
Or maybe he was never heading here in the first place.
I wonder where he went.
wallpost:
Eric slides backwards, and glares at Powder. Hello there. Punk.
Eric raised his hand.
In it, a runed sword. It radiates power. It glows with the energy of creation and magic.
A very powerful memory.
It sort of melts, as if someone is crying on the projector that it comes from.
A sad memory.
The sword whirls around in Eric's hand. Ready for another round?
Eric smiles at the sword, barely managing to hide the pain from his face. Like always, X.
Eric lunges at Powder, a massive wave of golden energy rising up behind him.
I move towards SBaHJ. Curious as to what a rod designed to sever molecular bonds would do do a being that appear to be made out of... something, I hit them. With the rod.
S6 Archailect: 10/25
Temporal Acceleration Field: 9/10
Nanobody: 6/15
SBaHJ have no molecules at all! They're made from pure coding corrupted by the raw imbalance of .jpeg artifacts. Therefore, your rod has no effect against them at all!
Assualt Drone: BT:Noah's Flood on sweet bro. Also, shoot gender blaster at Richard.
Fseftr: Shoot ultramarine
Blue:
Pokeball Things: Nature, Cold, Magic
HMAS Victor: Ion cannon sweet bro
Sorry, must post now.
You missed my hunt for the god fellow thing. Also, how are comb raves going to work? Lastly, my spoil of war seems to have a broken recharging meter.
You shoot the Godmodder with the Gender Blaster! He gets knocked back slightly, but takes no damage. He gasps, but it sounds a bit higher than usual! He /gives himself a mirror and sees that he is not a he anymore...! The Godmodder is now the Girlmodder! All attacks against her will fail if you do not call her the Girlmodder!
=CHARGE=
-37 / 50- MCR
-25 / 25- The Wall -> COMPLETE, SAVING...
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I decide to...
WAIT.
6 PG entities. Add in the 9 players in the Nether, and you get 15. Add together the digits in The_Idea_Modpack's HP and we get 3. Divide 15 by 3, and you get 5. And all 5 points of Stheno's special attack are filled. And Stheno has two status effects on her. 5 - 2 = 3.
Do you know what this means?
HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!
The resulting yell causes an explosion, in which Uberghast BRO is caught.
Uberghast BRO? Who's that? The only Uberghasts here are Roland and Hello!
9/10 for the wormholer
6/10 for Ea's Orb
3/11 for Nocte Consumens
26/50 for mega attack
1/15 for charge attack
piono nods.
Phobos, head back to the battlefield.
Rally the troops.
Its time.
Trickypost:
Blue and engie walk into the canteen to find Tricky wandering around with a burger and fries.
Later questioning will reveal that Tricky came into the Canteen with the food items.
Anyway, he has been wandering around, questioning the people in the Canteen.
They feel slightly confused at these developments and none of them are quite sure how to respond.
Sure, take the five Internet Points. I assume you realized that was within a story written by Mister H.P. Lovecraft?
As such, I roll the Eightfold Lovecraftia at True Maniac. If I obtain a roll lower than four, I shoot him with the Metallo Brassbow as well. Yes, I remember every alchemy I have created.
You peer down. For once, you are not the overly-stressed team leader. For now, you are just Kalare Erelye. Wait a second! Is that... is that Eterne? Yes, it is indeed Vlzutu.
Why is she looking up at you like that? A frown appears on your face.
Perhaps she is looking at something behind you.
You slowly turn your head around...
Just in time to feel a sharp, agonizing pain in your back. Then, you feel the a stinging sensation as... something is drawn from the aforementioned area of your back. Well, there is certainly no doubt around who it may be now, and you are quite certain Eterne has something to do about it. The Dignitary, or Noir. Your grayish-blue mutant blood soaks the back of your clothing, slowly being oxidized, and thus turned red. Then, whoever the man is pulls the dagger out of your back, and gives you a little push. You, being rather light, even for an elf, fall off the side of the tower. During this, you catch a glimpse of Eterne on the surface of the moon. You knew it.
Yup.
You store your alchemies in a document, don't you.
2-8-6-5-4-2-1-8
A massive eldritch sombrero appears, flying at the True Maniac! Numerous eyes all over it open fire, dealing 7,000 damage! The Brassbow deals an additional 3,000 damage.
Pherix: 32/50
Trust Module: 32/50
LeiShi: 17/50 (all assists will be used on this to have it catch up)
+2 from Aegis, +2 back
Nimblequest: Follow Leonstar
Arthur: Launch violent violet energy at both UberGhasts.
=-=-=-=Wilson=-=-=-=
@fseftr: I'll buff it a bit.
@Nimble: Added, with a small tweak. And you are right. Well, mostly. I had intended the first word to be Give, but the meaning is the same.
The Firewall deals 2 damage to the Frost mage and 1 damage to the Flame mage. The Icy Spy hits the Flame mage for 5 damage. The spiderlings deal another 3 damage to the Frost Mage and extend its poison timer. In a nice workaround, the Living Thunder Storm deals a boosted 16 damage to the Frost Mage. Finally, THE SPACE KRACKEN deals 6 damage to the Frost Mage due to its armor. Now, Random.org says... *drum roll* 4. The frost mage still attacks. It uses another Blizzard, dealing 6 damage to the Firewall and 3 damage to everything else except THE SPACE KRACKEN. The Flame Mage launches smoke at the Living Thunder Storm, dealing 12 damage and forcing it to attack the Flame Mage next turn. After this, it cools farther.
Enemy Line:
[COL] Frost Mage 18/50 HP - Action: 6 (Poisoned, 3 damage. 1 turn left; Blinded, 25% chance to not attack. 2 turns left)
Base damage: 12
* Cannot take more than 6 damage per hit.
* Icy Burst: Deals 8 COL damage to one enemy and stuns it for 1 turn. Cannot be used twice in a row.
* Blizzard: Deals 4 COL damage to each enemy.
[FIR] Flame Mage: 40/50 HP - Action: 7
Base damage: 13
* Defense and attack weaken with time. Current damage multiplier = 0.40
* Irritating smoke: Deals 11 FIR damage to an enemy and forces it to target this entity with its next attack.
* FlameStrike: Charges for 1 turn, then deals 33 FIR damage to one target. However, you (the players) can choose which entity takes the hit.
Allied Line:
[FIR] Firewall 50/100 HP - Action: 1 (Insert_Generic_Username's) Deals 1 FIR damage to 3 enemies per turn
[COL] Icy Spy 6/25 HP + 7 Armor - Action: 2 (Engie's) Deals 13 COL base damage, can armor self for up to 13 HP, can debuff enemy to take +5 damage for 1 turn. Info gathering.
[NAT] Spiderling Swarm 1/1 HP * 6 - Action: 3 (NetPatham's) No more than 5 can be killed in 1 attack. Deals 1 NAT damage and poisons for 1 more NAT damage per 5 spiderlings. Regains 1 spiderling per turn.
[ENE] Living Thunder Storm 25/40 HP - Action: 4 (Blue's, Taunted by Flame Mage, 1 turn left) Can deal 6 ENE damage with a stun chance on frail targets. Can blind enemies for 25% miss chance for 3 turns. Can scare enemies into 25% chance to not attack in a turn for 3 turns. Can deal 4 ENE damage, hitting an additional time per status effect on target
[ENE] THE SPACE KRACKEN 40/40 HP + Kerbal 1/1 HP * 10 + Jebbediah 3/3 HP - Action: 5 (Gerbil's) Base damage: 10. Space Crash: deals 5 unavoidable, unelemental damage. Can eat followers to regain HP. Can deal 8 FIR damage, can kill off follower to double damage next turn, but only for basic attack. Deals 132915861 bonus damage against spaceships, of which there are none in this side quest. I really hope something weird doesn't come up and I pay for this.
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[NEU] Blue 40/40 HP
[NEU] insert_generic_username 40/40 HP
[NEU] NimbleGuy Gerbil 40/40 HP
[NEU] Engie 40/40 HP
[NEU] Netpatham 40/40 HP
[NEU] Wilson 40/40 HP
Spare Summon Gems:
Cold x1 - Fire x2 - Nature x1 - Metal x0 (+1 grand) - Energy x0 (+1 grand) - Magic x1
Average entity formula: ((Entity health) / 10) * (Entity's average Delta HP per turn) = 30* *If you are using a grand summon gem, use 40 instead.
Items: Iron Greatsword - Deals 5 MET damage to an enemy, 2 uses left. - Aura Gem: powers up 1 entity and protects it from 1 attack, 1 use left.
Action is the attack order. You can reorder your entity's attacks.
Type Matchups X means bonus dmg, O means less dmg Defender |Col|Fir|Nat|Met|Ene|Mag| A.... Col| O | X | O | . | O | X | T.... Fir| O | O | X | X | . | O | T.... Nat| X | O | O | O | X | . | A.... Met| . | O | X | O | O | X | C.... Ene| X | . | O | X | O | O | K.... Mag| O | X | . | O | X | O | E R
Netherquest: I cautiously approach the Vault's inner depths, looking for its secrets.
Battlefield: I cannot believe I missed the Enderman pun regarding THE MAN ENDER. Regardless, it sounds MADE OF AWESOME. Of course, this won't work on SB&HJ, as bullets seem to have this...Issues with them. Instead, I take several random SB&HJ comics and tape them to about 5 tons of TNT, then ignite it all and kick the package at SWEET BRO, watching the spectacle from a safe distance with the required popcorn. Experimentation, ho!
Adamantium Door && Arcane Emerald (Warp Ring, Level 6, 7/7). this is done too! If this isn't (at least) a ring with teleportation properties I will be legitimately surprised, though.
Now for some interesting experimentation...
I use the Codex Holopad to enter in WIin189Q. (???, 1/?)
I also take a stray hair from the Keldeo form's mane that fell off and throw it in my stash of stuff-after putting it in a plastic baggy and marking it, of course. Could be useful. Also, FAR less agonizing than chopping off a whole hand.
Charge 1: The Obligatory Transformation Move (23/50)
Charge 2: Nytroglycerin kick (23/30)
Charge 3: Freeform Smashing (13/15)
+2 to Piono.
It would have worked, if not for...
WARP RING: A golden ring. When one thinks about their destination, it will expand into a shimmering portal. Walking through it will take the user to that destination. It only holds a limited amount of energy though, and must be recharged after some uses.
/\ I just toss a pile of SORDS into the TNT's path, currupting it into a GINANT PLILE OF TENT. This typo somehow affects reality, turning your TNT into tents.
I surprisingly attack Sweet Bro... WHOPPS SELLECTETED THE RONG ATTAK. I accidentally select ONCEST instead of DRILLGENERIGORG, accidentally healing him.
I proceed to attempt to attack him with my UNBREAKABLE KATANA, but trip and bounce it through the AlchMeeMiter, causing it to .JPEGify before it hits him.
Well. I just shoot True Maniac with Ahab's Boxcars, then.
Yo Ire. It's Uberghast Bro.
...this attack!
TwinBuilder's Shades /\/ Scratcher = The White Watcher
Minigun && Fluorite Octet = Catenative Minigun
Bangun /\/ Scratcher = Chemotherapy
All the accidentals in this post cancel each other out!
Since the sword is .jpeg'd, it deals even more damage! 13,000 damage!
Ahab's Boxcars deals 9,000 damage to the True Maniac!
Erelye teleports away to whatever he's doing, and I begin the long walk to the nearest airlock, I'll want full use of the controls to fire the RPLS...
Endless stars, endless planets, no trace, no sign...
And yet here, on this planet, at last, something...
A big, rocky planet, high gravity, but too close to the local star for atmosphere or water, cracked open, one side a massive crater, the rest a great network of molten fractures...
Closer goes the seeker...
The spectrography of the exposed rock, the types of radiation in the area, speak of a crashed warpship...
And here, in a line from space to the center of the crater, the stretched silhouette of a Alcubierre Drive Ring, archaic, inefficient, fast, cheap...
Some small malfunction in an automated warp scout, likely, the drive, perhaps, left on those few seconds too long, smashing the flimsy little ship into the planet dozens of times faster than the speed of light...
So, near here, within a few months flight by a warpship, is the Target...
At last, a lead!
Given a while to think, I decide on my next entity summon, especially if I'm getting all these +1's...
F.A.Z.A.M! 8/25 {+ a whole bunch from Erelye and Fseftr, and +1 to said.}
Void's Rogue 9/9
I walk towards the entrance to the Vault...
VOID'S ROGUE: A heavily modified monochrome sword that shines with the power of the Void. It can channel void magicks, as well as the fabled powers of the Ruin Seed, to create devastating explosions that rival those of nukes.
YES!!! I POUND THE ELITE ARMY INTO THE GROUND WITH THE BALL AND CHAIN. I THEN PUT A SHIELD UP THAT MAKES ME ABSORB FIRE ATTACKS!
Does this count as you as an entity attacking, or you as a player attacking? Regardless, 5,000 damage to the Elite Army! All fire attacks against you this turn will fail!
I read Other Universes on the DTG GameFaqs. I also read Universe A, Universe B, and Universe C.
Then, I wield Jokester's Wild, using it on the True Maniac.
I wonder... can I not just ask my Cueball about the secret to draining this 8-Ball?
Whichever; I think I can manage. How about Onyx Visink 8-Ball || Psio-Drainable Crystal Shard 1/???...? Perhaps.
A/E-RPLS:
Before I teleport away, one last statement is given.
I advise you shut the Inner Core OFF when you fire. No need to disrupt... whatever I can reasonably call the contents of those tubes.
As you fall, you see Eterne staring in a joyful manner, (Wow. Paranoid much, me?) glancing down at your deadly tumble. This was... quite a bit more than you anticipated.
Whichever. Now, all you have to do is survive the fall. Hmmm... you do not have your wand on your person.
You spin about, glaring up at Eterne. Well, you would have been looking, if it were not for all the blood streaming out behind you. Hold on... how does that work again? Ah, yes. Turning back to face the downward direction, you arc your right arm slightly to the side. You begin to mutter.
Well, a lot of this got deleted... Uggggggggggggggggggggggggggggh. Sometimes I wonder why I even bother with this editor. Seriously. I'm going to retype it later.
Joker's Wild deals 10,000 damage to the True Maniac!
You had it right before... Making it a Magic 8-Ball would allow you to harness its energies.
Battlefield: I realize the POSSIBLE TRUE WEAKNESS OF SB&HJ. I proceed to print out every comic of SB&HJ ever made, in bulk, on paper that is noteworthy only for its extreme lack of fireproofing. I construct a shelter made of stone and rubber band the pages to protect from the elements. I then place them on a single block of Netherrack, a pedestal on the makeshift shelter. I then ignite the Netherrack and comics as a makeshift fuel source to pop some popcorn.
I then pop out once the popcorn is done and shoot True Maniac a few times with the Irradiated bullets from THE MAN ENDER.
Codex : WIin189Q. (???, 2/?)
I also add another code to the Codex: 82THE8TH (???, 1/?)
Lastly, I add in a third code, this one in no relationship to the other two in any other manner: I9aXv45h (???, 1/?)
Charge 1: The Obligatory Transformation Move (24/50)
Charge 2: Nytroglycerin kick (24/30)
Charge 3: Freeform Smashing (14/15)
+2 to Piono.
5,000 damage to SBaHJ!
You kill a Diabolos!
82THE8TH = Fluorite Octet (Level 8: 1/9)
I9aXv45h = The Skrillex Drop (Level 5: 1/6)
Nether: Naturally, charge into the vault in a similar manner to a Garry's Mod ragdoll "walks" (is thrown) down a flight of stairs.
Void: Is there anyone else with me in the room so that whatever this fighting thing is can commence yet?
Wilson Dreamscape: Hmm. I need to know more before I can try diplomacy. Of course, diplomacy is going to be a little difficult if everyone else is attacking the mages. Icy Spy, gather more information. Figure out if we can play Sheath Your Sword straight.
A thousand thousand worlds, and all the time in the world to search them in...
And yet still no sign of centralized organization on the frequencies that are known...
Reaching the big cargo airlock, I enter the Anachron, then spend nearly two hours traveling to the Mainframe.
The final door shutting behind me, I switch on the myriad external cameras, order the less technologically revealing test footage broadcast to every player on the planet, including a few I happen to know are recon accounts for the Governments of Earth, switch off certain areas of Erelye's section, and ready the RPLS-A/E-SH to fire... A signal, seen on the screens of a million players, of the Pentagon, of beings from other worlds whose manifestations dwell here for the time being...
I begin to talk, my voice distorted by the machine to reveal nothing of my nature;
"Welcome, people of Earth and places outside, to the inaugural testfiring of what is, to my knowledge, one of the greatest weapons in the system!"
The lenses pan over the weapon itself, showing nothing that would allow for reverse-engineering...
"I'm sure most of you are wondering why the hell I'm telling you. You must be asking yourselves if this is some display of ego, or perhaps a badly executed threat. Hardly. No, I'm just showing you all a bunch of pretty lights from a better viewpoint."
>RPLS-SH-A/E READY TO FIRE.
"So, everyone who's bothering to listen, here is a nice pretty explosion to watch."
>RPLS-SH-A/E FIRING IN T- TEN SECONDS.
>NINE.
>EIGHT.
>SEVEN.
"At what you ask?"
>FIVE.
>FOUR.
"The Enemy. This being a testfire, I mean by that; "
>TWO.
>ONE. "The one with the most health, to make sure we see the full potential!"
>RPLS-SH-A/E FIRING ON TARGET; "axis DOG" NOW, EVACUATE THE *Ding* "Now, why would I tell them to do that."
A massive wave of alien radiations washes outward from the weapon, faster than light in this realm...
And then the sight of its firing reaches us, the great acceleration shaft glowing with force as it throws the unnatural slug away, the muzzle becoming an incandescent plume of light in no natural color, burning the image of ruin into the retinas of all watching, then leaving a flickering memory of tentacular filth spraying after the brightness that is the slug...
Seconds pass...
Camera screens flicker with unfamiliar static in strange patterns as the acceleration shaft is shown to be red hot, heated almost to failure by the forces it unleashed...
After a little more than eight seconds, the time it takes a shell moving at almost the speed of light to reach Earth from the Moon, there is a feeling of something evil touching the soul, a flash of that unnatural light from the planet below... Everything is agony as unholy wavelengths moving both unbearably slowly and a thousand times faster than anything true wash through everything, through shielding, through flesh, through the mind, through the soul... Tearing, shifting, changing, polluting...
Another eight seconds, these of agony rather than anticipation, pass, and then the light of impact reaches Anachron...
Incandescence shining through miles of metal, a deep rumble, as if the void itself shakes at the cataclysm unleashed, a thousand wails of warning from the machines as every other form of radiation they can detect and more burns through the Manufactory, voices in a myriad of tongues speaking in my head, and I am sure yours, only those in english or translateable by me recorded here...
Now I am become- ... CHARGE THE INHUMAN- ... And so in the name of Ares and Hecate, I- ... We do these things, not- ... Evil- ... Watching- ... THOSE BAS***RDS, THEY BLEW IT ALL- ... BURN THE WITCH, BURN THE- ... They are coming, make ready- ... I can hold them here, you- ... The right man in the wrong place can- ... Here, at the end of time, do we still make war? ... OH GOD THERE IT IS, RUN, RUUU- ... Corruption at the highest level- ... Alien- ...
The crater is huge, easily a hundred kilometers across, and yet tiny for it, as such a weapon would, in a normal universe, have reduced the planet to rubble.
And, in a sealed control room, the Demimech stands, waiting for its master to wake like a bipedal mechanized dog...
{This will have had some effect on the entire universe, anyone who feels like pitching in with their own section of roleplay can. Especially given the whole "Foe" thing. I may do a semisidequestthing if I have time.}
axis DOG gets effect; Tainted by the Elder Powers, strange and unnatural things will happen to the sufferer. Only gets worse if you .jpeg it, low res tentacle monsters are harder to hit.
All charges progress.
The entire attack fails because there's no such thing as the axis DOG! However, there is such a thing as the AXIS...
I glance at the RPLS-SH-A/E during the speech, removing my goggles from my eyes. Here we go. My experimental work, and his technological magnificence. I wait for it.
My eyes, reflecting the obscenely bright light, stare directly into the shell as it speeds towards the planet at nearly the speed of light. The impact is going to be quite devastating. A shame I will not be there to see it. Of course, I need remove the catalysts, lest the entirety of the thing explode, annihilating a sizable portion of GodCraft. I immediately teleport back up, and flash-step towards the twelve main catalyst containment capsules. I can withstand most of the radiation whilst I...
[Static]
[EXPLETIVE]. The voices. They... they have returned. I... wh-...
Essa'kl... da'sa'eth sa's certal'oa... mor... ash elehar annsa'hsa'lated... ela cas slal'oa... ash pol'oat sa's ssa'kal... nerávus cathedon... elkelh...
Sailing towards the center of the moon of Derse, you mutter the incantation, a violet tail trailing off of you in a manner akin to a comet, along with the blood. You streak towards the center at an ever-increasingly alarming rate. Giving one last mutter of the incantation, you give up. May as well face your death, then.
Wait. What in the world is that? You seem to be heading towards some sort of... light teal slab? What in the world? Hah. Mundane thoughts pass through the minds of the imminently deceased.
Oh, thank goodness. The slowing spell seems to be taking effect.
Unfortunately, it is not nearly enough to match your current velocity, which happens to be near the speed of sound, and increasing. Suddenly, you remember the figure before you went to sleep. Probably Eterne. Back to more pressing matters. Oh, right.
The last thing you feel is the cold, hard surface of the slab.
Its time.
Heh.
(Serpent... where are you! We can't finish the wallpost stuff if you aren't here, and we sort of have a deadline, so when you post, please make a wallpost)
I +1 tazz three times.
I finish the wormholer
7/10 for Ea's Orb
4/11 for Nocte Consumens
28/50 for mega attack
3/15 for charge attack
In the nether, piono shrugs.
I guess I can leave, it seems that serpent has what she needs.
Its time to initiate the war.
He slams the Witching Hour into the ground, then once again rematerializes out of Phobos's shadow aura.
This time on the battlefield.
Are they coming Phobos? Affirmative. Sauron will arrive in three rounds, Vriska two rounds after that.
What about your troops? On standby.
Good.
They called the last one a godmodding war?
They've never seen a real war.
Begin: Massive Battle of Armies
Everyone who pledged their support to me, its time to hold up to your end of the bargain.
Blue. K4yne. Serpent. Others, I would recommend either joining me or staying out of my way.
Amp, engie, I'm afraid that goes for you too.
Trickypost:
Tricky continues to eat his hamburger, watching Blue and engie's conversation with amusement.
He leans over to the guy next to him.
THE WORMHOLER: An insanely sleek black whip that crackles with the energies of the universe. It can warp the space around it at staggering levels, tearing through spacetime in the blink of an eye. It can allow its user to teleport wherever they wish, and can even exceed the speed of light.
The Girlmodder glances at the horizon... Storm clouds congregate there. Lightning flashes. It's time.
Multi-Powersuit 34/50
Hps: 200.000/200.000
Modes:
Offense mode
-The armor thurns ablaze, increasing attack damage, applying burns on attack, counter attacking attacks with damage and burns. All three are passive abilites and are activated whenever possible.
-Fist of Fury: Standart attack.
-Fireball ||: Deals heavy damage to a single target.
-Aura ignite ||||: AoE attack, deals heavy damage to enemies nearby.
Recovery mode
-The armor liquidifies but stays near the Power suit in form of a mist, passively heals some of the HPs every turn.
-Fist of Tranquill: Standart attack, rather weak.
-Healing flows ||: Heals a good bit of the hps of a target.
-Mists Care ||||: Heals a lot of the hps of a target and dispells any status alingments.
Guard mode
-The armor strenghtens with a layer of solid rock, decreases damage taken by a percentage, adds 6666,66 hps to the maximum hps of the stonebarrier (if one exists) each turn.
-Crushing Fists: Standart attack, got a chance of stunning.
-Protect ||: Halves damage taken from the next attack, takes the damage of a select entity.
-Summon Stonebarrier ||||: Summons a Stone barrier with 30.000 hps and no attacks which has to be destroyed before the Multi-powersuit can be attacked again. Selfdestructs after 3 turns. Does not pervent damage if Protect was used.
Gearlavine 18/20
Energyblast 6/9
I activate the nucelar crystallbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 6)
I activate the nucelar crystallbows icy power and attack the relic, using up the charges! This causes a local blizzard, possibly freezing the relic for a turn.
Serpent's side quest: Heal everyone and revive TheSerpent if she didnt respawn already.
By the way, Piono: I have something called life I have to deal with, so you just need to start being patient.
NOOOOOOOOOO
I HAD THIS AMAZING POST TYPED WITH A HUUUUGE BATTLELOG, A HUUUUGE SIDEQUEST LOG, AND A HUUUUGE WALLPLST. BUT. IT. CRASHED. AND I LOST IT ALL. D':
I am so angry right now. I almost threw my computer at someone. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I SPELLED WALLPOST WRONG AAAAAAAAAAA
Edit: Calm down. Calm down. So basically, without all the fancy formatting and threefold text and long logs, the Origin Wither appears As a result of Netherium 50/59, the sidequest, the Reversal Orb Tricky presumably found for me, and my old 11,000th post I bottled up so long ago. They have a ton of health and damage and are PG, but help Piono as well (3 heads, use plural nouns). They then split the universe threefold.
In Universe A: Future Serpent leads them through a door when suddenly a blast hits them and sends them back. A demon floats over them, a familiar one. He grins. And a black blast of decay materializes and hits everyone.
Universe B: Twin suddenly realizes that a gray decay blast has materialized behind him. If it hits, it should incapacitate him, though his First Guardian status should stop it from killing him. A perfect time for, say, Piono to mess with the Narrative if it works.
And in UnIverse C, huge, white blasts materialize and hit players one by one. The Origin Wither is here to help you, Piono. And it's one heck of a boss/large entity.
Awwwwww. I feel your pain. This editor really isn't very good at all. Do you think you could retype the whole thing when you have time? I'd be really happy to see it. If you want, I can delay the Origin Wither's summon until then.
a Storm of random objects rains on the PGs, AGs, and The Hostiles. it then rains down a giant tuba on the godmodder, complete with the blaring sounds of a tuba.
LAYER X (entity): 40/50
THX MIDDLE NOTE [!] : 40/50
This entire charge fails because you can't make up your own Combat Operandi now! If you've been paying attention to the game for the past few weeks, you would know that!
I use DRILLGENERIGORG on True Maniac.
I use the Pop-a-matic Vrillyhoo Hammer on True Maniac.
I throw the Catenative Doomsday Dice Cascader (fake version) into True Maniac. It promptly explodes in his face.
You snap your fingers and a hulking machine falls out of the sky. A giant automaton forged from Perfectly Generic Objects, it seems like a reasonable facsimile of Drillgorg from Jailbreak. You command it to attack the True Maniac, and it spins its generic drill, getting to work. 4 Diabolos killed!
Netherquest: I fidget around, eager to figure out what secrets are in this vault.
Battlefield: I temporarily summon a LESSER RANCH DRESSING ELEMENTAL to spray his RANCH DRESSING all over some more printed-out SB&HJ COMICS. This time, the comics are on paper known to smudge when liquid-ANY LIQUID-is applied. He does so vigorously, finishing slightly faster than anticipated-making the comics a RANCH-DRESSED MESS. He spends his remaining, very limited summoning time to fire HIGH-VELOCITY RANCH DRESSING ELEMENTAL BLASTS at the actual SWEET BRO. He manages about 2 seconds of that before leaving.
Codex : {WIin189Q} (???, 3/?)
Codex: {82THE8TH} (???, 2/?)
Codex: {I9aXv45h} (???, 2/?)
Charge 1: The Obligatory Transformation Move (25/50)
Charge 2: Nytroglycerin kick (25/30)
Charge 3: Freeform Smashing (15/15) EXPENDING!
I reveal one of the things I've been doing these last 15 posts: ABSORBING THE POWER OF ALL THE SUPER SMASH BROS GAMES! As of this post, this has been successfully done, but as it turns out, I have excess energy I need to rid myself of, so I start testing out the crazy new powers, with the DIABLOS of TRUE MANIAC as the test subject(s).
The power I obtained in absorbing all the games power is not just the ability to turn into any character that's ever been on Super Smash Bros, but to turn into FOUR AT ONCE-and then turn into a FUSION of those four! I turn into 64 Kirby, Melee Jigglypuff, Brawl Meta Knight, and 3ds/WiiU Shulk (AKA the only one). I then merge, creating what I dub LEAPFORM: Kirby's body as if he swallowed Jigglypuff, with Meta Knight's (now purple) Cape and a fusion of the MONADO and the GALAXIA strapped to my back, all perfectly sized for the new form. I use the MONADO/GALAXIA hybrid to use the MONADO JUMP ART, allowing me to reach an appropriate height level within 10 of my 20 jumps (6 from every character other than Shulk, who has 2). I then use the extra energy of absorbing the power of all four games and translate it into an insanely high-damage aerial combo, gracefully weaving in and out of any danger with air dodges and the remaining 10 jumps and attacking several of the DIABLOS that True Maniac wields. I end it with a REST ATTACK on TRUE MANIAC himself, ridding myself of the excess and falling asleep, gently landing on the ground due to my low-ish weight. I re-awaken and transform back before TRUE MANIAC returns to the ground.
If possible, I'll pick up a single shard of any of the destroyed/damage Diablos from off the ground, assuming they even exist.
I vaporize the Ranch elemental with repeatedly applied blasts of Homestuck, Hivebent, Ahab's Crosshairs, and the White Whaler before it can do anything.
I use GENERIGORG on True Maniac.
I cut True Maniac up with the UNBREAKABLE KATANA.
The ranch elemental absorbs the blasts from the weapons!
You snap your fingers and a hulking machine falls out of the sky. A giant automaton forged from Perfectly Generic Objects, it seems like a reasonable facsimile of Logorg from Jailbreak. You command it to attack the True Maniac, and it gets to work, sending its meaty (?) fists Maniac-ward. 15,000 damage!
Cameras flicker with static in patterns of unfamiliar geometry, but a few are clear enough to see... An unconscious Elf floating away from the hull in nullG, a weapon red hot with inefficiency, a planet far, far more intact than it should be, more than a billion construction robots floating empty, their centralized control AI shut down by the radiation, as was everything conscious this close to the weapon...
In the heavily sealed Mainframe chamber, there is no movement, other than the weird static on the screens...
One of them comes alive, a signal received on a transdimentional band...
"What the hell did you DO? I felt that in the Nether!"
"... Hello? ... Are you even alive?"
"...Dammit..."
"H3? You awake? Wake up, ya lazy machine!"
"...Welp."
">Automated processing center force reboot master code; ***********************************"
Sorry for being demanding serpent, I'm tired, I wasn't meaning to be demanding. Sorry.
Also, guys, if you think that what's going on with the MBOA already is going to be awesome...
Just you wait until twin explains the main changes about to happen.
I +1 k4yne, serpent and fseftr
I do wormholer OR hammerspace inventory 1/11
8/10 for Ea's Orb
5/11 for Nocte Consumens
29/50 for mega attack
4/15 for charge attack
MBOApost:
piono laughs. A cruel, loud laugh. A laugh of triumph.
My armies haven't even gotten here yet and already things are swinging in my favor!
He leans into his comm as Phobos leaves to scramble the remaining parts of the Nexus Fleet not yet on standby.
Tricky!
I want you to head back to the battlefield as quickly as you can, you're on clean-up duty.
The Wormholer || Hammerspace Inventory = Nulla Stella (Level 10: 1/11)
I throw the entire contents of TV Tropes at the Godmodder.
Sword Damage: 0/250K
Constructs: 2/3
GIRLMODDER.
The Girlmodder changes herself back into the Godmodder because, and I quote, "THIS IS STUPID."
The Godmodder then glances at the horizon again... The storm clouds he noticed earlier have moved over to the Battlefield... They seem to be encompassing the entire world! He realizes a massive battle must be converging at this very spot. He leers at Piono, who seems to be making a speech to the players... Something about how they should either get with him or stay out of his way. The Godmodder leaps up and slams his Banhammer down, disrupting the party.
GM: Alright, you noobs. If you're planning a massive battle of some kind, I want in too. Let's get this thing going. You know what? I'll start it off.
The Godmodder snaps his fingers and a golden flag appears at his position. A fleet of Terrors appears in a ring around the flag... His army. They're all ripped straight from the first thread. He seems to be preparing for another summon, even bigger than this. piono and the rest of the players grin. The Godmodder has officially started the Massive Battle of Armies. He surveys the field with interest... If all goes well, the players could tear themselves apart.
No entities attack due to the events.
How to Play:
Remember the event I was talking about that I said would be the time to finish up your sidequests and plotlines? This is that. Welcome to the Massive Battle of Armies. This is a huge war that will finish up the entity fight once and for all. In short, every player can summon an army composed of hundreds of troops. All of the players' armies will then fight to the death, as well as all pre-existing entities. Here's the basic army schematics:
Army Title: [Army Summoner] The Core: X/X. The Fleet: X/X. (xX.) The Heavies: X/X. (xX.) The Artillery: X/X. (xX.) The Calvary: X/X. (xX.) The Soldiers: X/X. (xX.) The Pawns: X/X. (xX.)
Of course, this is just a guideline. You can be creative with this idea. So, details:
Pawns and Soldiers are attacked first. These guys are basic cannon fodder. The Calvary are special units with more attack power, like assassins or snipers. The Artillery are tanks. Massive damage output, good defense, but there's not much of them. The Heavies and the Fleet are the defenders of the group, and up last is the Core, the guy holding the army together. Take him out and the army falls.
Keep in mind, as I said above, you can be more creative with this idea and come up with your own entity types, but you should be specific! Also, keep in mind that there should be only one army per player! IF you want a second army, you MUST clear it with me first.
Also keep in mind that in this battle, original one-shot attacks will be rewarded, and charged attacks will have significantly decreased damage output!
The Godmodder's army will start everything off and serve as a tutorial. From there on, it's up to you to continue this battle. Let's get this going! The endgame is officially at hand!
The Itinerary:
> AGs: Create an army to use in the Massive Battle!
> AGs: Defeat the Godmodder's Terror Army!
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!
> PGs: Create an army to use in the Massive Battle!
> PGs: Defend the Godmodder's Terror Army!
The SBaHJfield:
THE OPERATOR: [???]
True Maniac: [H] HP: 39,000/300,000. Diabolos: 5,000/5,000. (x9.) To the Nether: II Eye See You: IIII Necron's Revenge: IIIII
Sweet Bro: [H] HP: 40,000/180,000.
Hella Jeff: [H] HP: 134,000/180,000.
the snake.... HAS the queen: [AG] HP: 38,000/120,000. Regeneration: III Marring Whirlwind: I Scalestorm: II Ophidian Battle Cry: IIIII Stheno's Pet: 20,000/20,000.
constructcion workers: [agee] IRON MANs: 7,000/7,000.
Relic: [PG] HP: 175,500/200,000. Charges: Earth ----|---- Air ~ Fire ----|---- Water
axis DOG [PG] HP: 232,000/250,000. Shields: 0/50,000. Main Body: 10 TJ. Left Gun: 0 TJ. Right Gun: 0 TJ. Shield Generator: 0 TJ. Mortar: 90 TJ. Targeting Systems: 0 TJ. Medbay: 0 TJ.
Subspace Gunship: [PG] HP: 94/100. Sayonara, Sucker: I
Uberghast Roland: [PG] HP: 180,100/200,000. Poison: III Countdown to Ozma: IIIIIIIIII
Uberghast BRO: [PG] HP: 167,500/200,000. Countdown to Ozma: IIIIIIIIII
Elite Army of Eliteness: [PG] HP: 95,000/100,000.
SCP-044: [PG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Current Alchemies: None. Alchemy Blast: III Decommision Votes: IIII
Sandbag: [PG] HP: 70,000/70,000.
Godmodder's Army: [Godmodder] The Core: Terror Enderdragon. (500,000/500,000.) The Fleet: Terror Withers. (200,000/200,000. (x3.)The Heavies: Terror Guardians. (30,000/30,000. (x20.)) The Artillery: Terror Blazes. (10,000/10,000. (x10.))The Calvary: Terror Ghasts. (7,000/7,000. (x100.)) The Soldiers: Terror Undeads. (5,000/5,000. (x100.)) The Pawns: Terror Creepers. (1,000/1,000. (x100.))
Piono, you can only help 2 people? I will assume I remain one of them.
-Blue's Tour-
A fire alarm would not trigger a full evacuation, that would be incredibly stupid. But for the sake of fun, let's say it does.
[Censored]...
They're going to find out this ship doesn't actually have escape pods.
I haven't remembered to add them since I started caring about lives again.
They were such a pointless expense before...
As Blue watches, forsaking the comms in favour yelling at nearby people, most of the crew starts running towards who knows where. Blue follows them, and eventually sees where all the arrows are pointing. The roundabout, a massive indoor park that loops around the ship. People search high and low for escape pods, but do not find any. Even the few escape pods that are supposed in the roundabout are not there for some reason. Panic ensues. Blue finds a teleporter, pushes the person trying to use it off, and takes it to the bridge. It's empty. Blue sighs, and takes out her tablet.
AI.
Inform me.
Communications system repair status: 56%
Evacuation system repair status: 43%
Escape Pod order confirmed.
Estimated delivery time: 2 hours
Updating Target List.
Target List: Tricky the Clown
Ranked #23 out of #542
Estimated Cost excluding Escape Pods: $150 million USD
Forward bill?
Don't bother.
Change for both of us.
I'd think.
Just move Tricky up a bit.
In order to teach him a lesson.
Updating Target List.
Target List: Tricky the Clown
Ranked #7 out of #542
Estimated Time to Top of List: Approximately Infinite
Right...
Good enough.
I suppose.
Nothing I can do now.
You want to continue that conversation.
Engie?
Did I lose you?
/unnull
Oh, oops. Sorry, I must have missed the statement that the limit had been reduced to two. Sorry 'bout that twin. but yeah, you're right. You're one of them.
Also, yes, I realize a fire alarm wouldn't set off a full evacuation.
Unless Tricky is the one who pulled it.
2/11 for Nulla Stella
9/10 for Ea's Orb
6/11 for Nocte Consumens
30/50 for mega attack
5/15 for charge attack... And I still have one still unused don't I? Better fix that.
piono laughs.
Perfect!
Anyone who wishes to avoid being trampled by my incoming armies would do well to either stay out of my way, or join me.
2 rounds left until forces of Mordor. 4 rounds left until the Rebellion arrives. Nexus Fleet ETA: Unknown.
Tricky reappears on the field.
Piono turns to him.
Tricky!
Ẇ̡͙͙̒᷀̒H͙͙ͥ́͛ͣ̎A͙͙᷅ͨ᷀̌ͧT͙̣͙̉͗̕͏?͔͙᷊̼͙̝̆!̡͙̻͙͛̀͟?̙͙̪͙̹̐̔
I'm not stupid, I know what you did.
Once this battle is over, you aren't allowed to so much as bruise ANYTHING for a month.
I am aware of that. Just another reason for you not to do it again.
Now go out there and make the most of your last few days of freedom.
Tricky perks up, then bounces away.
Piono turns. Cricks his neck, loads the Faceless Eight into the Emerald Nova, then stuffs them in with a 15 post charge (for improved fire power)
Fire in the hole.
He fires the trigger at the army of terrors.
Tricky slams into the terror creepers right as the dice make contact, a massive improbability surge causing everything to go haywire, amplifying the power of the attack and causing a good number of the terror creepers to explode their pant-analogues in terror.
Temporal Acceleration Field: 10/10! I grab or move in range of SBaHJ and teleport both me and them to the entropic death of the universe, approximately 10^10^120 AD. I leave and travel to a point in the future to where I believe they are dead, or have suffered severe damage, around a hundred years later or so. If they are dead, good, I go back to the present. If not, I pick them up again and go back to the present.
I use the AUDITORY PISTON! AGAIN! The PIGMEN attack anyone/thing who has attacked me in my absence!
Using a HALO ARMOR SUIT probably, I attack True Maniac with the SOLAR WIND - BREEZY DAY, breezing minuscule black holes go all throughout his person, before solidifying and all expanding into ALMOST SUPERMASSIVE BLACK HOLES!, from his inside out. Kaboom.
INVENTORY
Potions;
Potion of (holy) Wrath x1
Potion of veggies x1
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Heh. Not in use)
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5 X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2 X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2 Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3 Singularity Wormhole 9/9 POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6 BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 2/3 X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 12/12 HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 10/10 QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5 SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 0/6 TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5 006 007 3/3 QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 1/15
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Darn you Twin. XD
So, just saying, that blasted a crater the size of a medium country, I was aiming at the PG-controlled area of the Battlefield/SBaHJfield, I hit something. Anyway, even if it did miss the AXIS, the weapon fired, and impacted the planet.
The cocoon does 100 damage to all entities not allied with him each turn. After 5 turns, OBLIVION hatches. Good luck after that....
The demons attack twice per turn.
The tanks attack every other turn, but do a lot more damage than the others.
The Snipers are hard to hit.
The rest just attack normally.
Am I doing this right? Buff and nerf if need be.... I need OBLIVION to survive....
I ask the Godmodder whether he should [ S ] Make her pay. Fseftr, that is.
Supreme Battery and Holistic Jeguns 11/15(x2)
Geromy 22/50
Octet Sweepers (Level 8: 7/9)
Fourth-Wall Breakers (Level 8: 7/9)
Hopesploders (Level 8: 7/9)
I use High Noon on the Elite Army of Eliteness, then shoot it with Carcinogenesis.
I guess I summon an army? Jeez, you hook like a madman. That is to say, completely out of the blue and kind of inexplicably.
You Can't Fight The Homestuck: [[I_G_U]] The Core: Blue Generic Trickster Catenative Condescension (612,000/612,000.) The Fleet: Fearsome Cherubs. (130,000/130,000. (x4.)The Heavies: Gambling Bards. (40,000/40,000. (x13.)) The Artillery: Drollgenerigorgs. (10,000/10,000. (x25.))The Calvary: Trickster Gamblignants. (6,000/6,000. (x120.)) The Soldiers: Candy Corn Vampires Rainbow Drinkers. (6,000/6,000. (x120.)) The Pawns: Skylark Brawlers and Hamartiologist Joculators. (1,000/1,000. (x250.))
/null
@maniac: Other than being ridiculously overpowered? Pretty much. Seriously, that's way too much health for any army. Seriously dude.
/slight roleplay post
piono sidesteps maniac's kick, then broad-sides him with ircucvci, sending him down the slope.
I have this well in hand.
Trust me, that two-cent wanna-be will be ground to dust.
Piono then jumps off the hilltop to go kill things.
HMAS Ship: 14/50
Ships to help Piono: 46/50 x2
HMAS Victor
Bio-Annihilator 3/4
Ion Cannon 0/2
Assualt Drone: BT:Ultraarine on sweet bro. Also, shoot gender blaster at sweet bro,
Fseftr: Fix plot hole by replacing Blue in Talist's sidequest
Pokeball Things: Nature, Cold, Magic
Almost ready piono.
You know what would speed things up?
Assistance.
-Blue's Tour- (For the sake of everybody, including me, snip this. I think I'm going to phase out Blue's typing style.)
Okay.
That clears things up.
Except.
Who programs AI to eat universes?
Blue and the drone walk into the canteen, Blue choosing to purposely ignore whatever Tricky is doing for the moment. Just about now, the drone outputs the grey orb.
...
...
No.
Don't do that again.
I know you don't know this.
And I don't blame you.
But.
In my galaxy.
Telepathy is...
All I'll say is that uninvited telepathy is a capital offence.
Blue stares at what Tricky is doing, not really concerned.
Really.
You're a multiversal entity.
And you're embarrassed to be seen as a girl.
I feel like I should be offended.
I'm not.
But seriously.
Blue takes out a copy of the gender blaster, and shoots herself with it.
Get over it.
But to be fair...
My life would actually be a lot easier if I was male.
And some people do use this technology for that purpose.
But I always feel a bit uncomfortable like this.
So I know where you're coming from.
Blue shoots herself again, then turns to Tricky.
Oh geez.
That's the senior vice president of...
I don't remember.
But I have a feeling he's going to try to get me fired.
Not that he'd be the first.
I'm not very good at pretending to be a secretary.
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
Lunar Magic: 25/50
Spritetool: 23/32
I summon forth Sandbag to the SBaHJfield.
Action 2/3
Halloween Surprise: 40/50
Stellar Energy Harness: 15/50
I heal Stheno once more, she's not going to last much longer in the battlefield. I should just send her back before she dies.
Don't worry, we gods always come back to get smacked down again.
Sword Damage: 0/250K
Constructs: 2/3
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Battlefield: I temporarily summon a LESSER RANCH DRESSING ELEMENTAL to spray his RANCH DRESSING all over some more printed-out SB&HJ COMICS. This time, the comics are on paper known to smudge when liquid-ANY LIQUID-is applied. He does so vigorously, finishing slightly faster than anticipated-making the comics a RANCH-DRESSED MESS. He spends his remaining, very limited summoning time to fire HIGH-VELOCITY RANCH DRESSING ELEMENTAL BLASTS at the actual SWEET BRO. He manages about 2 seconds of that before leaving.
Codex : {WIin189Q} (???, 3/?)
Codex: {82THE8TH} (???, 2/?)
Codex: {I9aXv45h} (???, 2/?)
Charge 1: The Obligatory Transformation Move (25/50)
Charge 2: Nytroglycerin kick (25/30)
Charge 3: Freeform Smashing (15/15) EXPENDING!
I reveal one of the things I've been doing these last 15 posts: ABSORBING THE POWER OF ALL THE SUPER SMASH BROS GAMES! As of this post, this has been successfully done, but as it turns out, I have excess energy I need to rid myself of, so I start testing out the crazy new powers, with the DIABLOS of TRUE MANIAC as the test subject(s).
The power I obtained in absorbing all the games power is not just the ability to turn into any character that's ever been on Super Smash Bros, but to turn into FOUR AT ONCE-and then turn into a FUSION of those four! I turn into 64 Kirby, Melee Jigglypuff, Brawl Meta Knight, and 3ds/WiiU Shulk (AKA the only one). I then merge, creating what I dub LEAPFORM: Kirby's body as if he swallowed Jigglypuff, with Meta Knight's (now purple) Cape and a fusion of the MONADO and the GALAXIA strapped to my back, all perfectly sized for the new form. I use the MONADO/GALAXIA hybrid to use the MONADO JUMP ART, allowing me to reach an appropriate height level within 10 of my 20 jumps (6 from every character other than Shulk, who has 2). I then use the extra energy of absorbing the power of all four games and translate it into an insanely high-damage aerial combo, gracefully weaving in and out of any danger with air dodges and the remaining 10 jumps and attacking several of the DIABLOS that True Maniac wields. I end it with a REST ATTACK on TRUE MANIAC himself, ridding myself of the excess and falling asleep, gently landing on the ground due to my low-ish weight. I re-awaken and transform back before TRUE MANIAC returns to the ground.
If possible, I'll pick up a single shard of any of the destroyed/damage Diablos from off the ground, assuming they even exist.
+1 to Piono and Erelye.
Geromy 21/50
Octet Sweepers (Level 8: 6/9)
Fourth-Wall Breakers (Level 8: 6/9)
Hopesploders (Level 8: 6/9)
I vaporize the Ranch elemental with repeatedly applied blasts of Homestuck, Hivebent, Ahab's Crosshairs, and the White Whaler before it can do anything.
I use GENERIGORG on True Maniac.
I cut True Maniac up with the UNBREAKABLE KATANA.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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=CHARGE=
-39 / 50- MCR
-25 / 25- The Wall (Is NinjaV still playing?)
+2 to Modpack
=ACTION=
I fire THE OTHER SIDE at Uberghast BRO.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
In the heavily sealed Mainframe chamber, there is no movement, other than the weird static on the screens...
One of them comes alive, a signal received on a transdimentional band...
"What the hell did you DO? I felt that in the Nether!"
"... Hello? ... Are you even alive?"
"...Dammit..."
"H3? You awake? Wake up, ya lazy machine!"
"...Welp."
">Automated processing center force reboot master code; ***********************************"
>Forcing core reboot.
>Force reboot in process, please stand by.
>Please stand by.
>Please stand by.
All charge progress, +1 to Erelye and Blue.
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Also, guys, if you think that what's going on with the MBOA already is going to be awesome...
Just you wait until twin explains the main changes about to happen.
I +1 k4yne, serpent and fseftr
I do wormholer OR hammerspace inventory 1/11
8/10 for Ea's Orb
5/11 for Nocte Consumens
29/50 for mega attack
4/15 for charge attack
MBOApost:
piono laughs. A cruel, loud laugh. A laugh of triumph.
My armies haven't even gotten here yet and already things are swinging in my favor!
He leans into his comm as Phobos leaves to scramble the remaining parts of the Nexus Fleet not yet on standby.
Tricky!
I want you to head back to the battlefield as quickly as you can, you're on clean-up duty.
Trickypost:
Tricky perks up.
Ơ̛᷂ͮ᷁̇ͮơ̛̖̬᷂ͩ͢p̶̛̛͙ͩ͊͜s̢̛̛̮̮᷄ͦ,̛̛̱̳᷀̅᷈ ̛̛͈̰̍ͭ̚ğ̴̛̛̘ͦ͋ơ̴̛͇͐̓᷇ṯ̷̛̛̠᷂͆t̸̛̛͎̾̄͏a̛̛̭̤͎̍ͩ ̴̛̛̳ͮ̅ͭr̛̛͋ͦ᷀̚͝ư̷̛̥͕͗ͤn̛̛̥͎̗ͤ̚.̛̛͍᷂᷊᷅᷾
Tricky rushes over to the wall, flips out a fire alarm, and pulls it.
The evacuation order immediately goes out across the ship.
Now, there are three things that make it even funnier than the sudden mad scramble for the escape pods would normally be.
First: Tricky was not in fact getting food. He was rewiring the ship. Now, every single one of the arrows or whatevers that would normally point panicking crew members towards the escape pods, are now pointing in exactly the wrong direction, resulting in everyone following said arrows ending up in the same room, probably a broom closet or something.
Second: Tricky also messed up the escape pods. They are now all stuck on reverse. Permanently. Hilarious antics ensue.
Third: Tricky has messed up the intercom of the ship. Whenever someone (especially Blue) attempts to contacts people via the comms, there is about a 50% chance that instead of issuing the given order, instead, a random SpongeBob, Phineas and Ferb, Star Wars, or Terry Pratchett quote will be played in their voice instead.
((Before Blue flips out at piono, I would like to remind you that piono thinks Tricky is out artifact hunting. He most certainly did not endorse this chain of events, and would have warned Blue had he known that Tricky was on her ship))
Tricky disappears before Blue can react.
Left scribbled on the wall are the words: Send piono the bill.
In twin's study...
Nothing happens.
Huh, it seems like Tricky isn't here yet.
Or maybe he was never heading here in the first place.
I wonder where he went.
wallpost:
Eric slides backwards, and glares at Powder.
Hello there. Punk.
Eric raised his hand.
In it, a runed sword. It radiates power. It glows with the energy of creation and magic.
A very powerful memory.
It sort of melts, as if someone is crying on the projector that it comes from.
A sad memory.
The sword whirls around in Eric's hand.
Ready for another round?
Eric smiles at the sword, barely managing to hide the pain from his face.
Like always, X.
Eric lunges at Powder, a massive wave of golden energy rising up behind him.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Halloween Surprise: 41/50
Stellar Energy Harness: 16/50
I throw the entire contents of TV Tropes at the Godmodder.
Sword Damage: 0/250K
Constructs: 2/3
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
SBaHJ have no molecules at all! They're made from pure coding corrupted by the raw imbalance of .jpeg artifacts. Therefore, your rod has no effect against them at all!
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 DOWNPOUR - NOAH'S FLOOD
20,000 damage to Sweet Bro!
You shoot the Godmodder with the Gender Blaster! He gets knocked back slightly, but takes no damage. He gasps, but it sounds a bit higher than usual! He /gives himself a mirror and sees that he is not a he anymore...! The Godmodder is now the Girlmodder! All attacks against her will fail if you do not call her the Girlmodder!
There's nothing to shoot...
The Ion Cannon deals 4,000 damage to Sweet Bro!
I edited in a response to that.
*nasty laughter*
I'll fix that.
Uberghast BRO? Who's that? The only Uberghasts here are Roland and Hello!
:0
Yup.
You store your alchemies in a document, don't you.
2-8-6-5-4-2-1-8
A massive eldritch sombrero appears, flying at the True Maniac! Numerous eyes all over it open fire, dealing 7,000 damage! The Brassbow deals an additional 3,000 damage.
2,500 damage to both Uberghasts!
It would have worked, if not for...
WARP RING: A golden ring. When one thinks about their destination, it will expand into a shimmering portal. Walking through it will take the user to that destination. It only holds a limited amount of energy though, and must be recharged after some uses.
WIin189Q = Fear No Anvil (Level 10: 1/11)
...this attack!
TwinBuilder's Shades /\/ Scratcher = The White Watcher
Minigun && Fluorite Octet = Catenative Minigun
Bangun /\/ Scratcher = Chemotherapy
All the accidentals in this post cancel each other out!
Since the sword is .jpeg'd, it deals even more damage! 13,000 damage!
Ahab's Boxcars deals 9,000 damage to the True Maniac!
VOID'S ROGUE: A heavily modified monochrome sword that shines with the power of the Void. It can channel void magicks, as well as the fabled powers of the Ruin Seed, to create devastating explosions that rival those of nukes.
Does this count as you as an entity attacking, or you as a player attacking? Regardless, 5,000 damage to the Elite Army! All fire attacks against you this turn will fail!
Well, a lot of this got deleted... Uggggggggggggggggggggggggggggh. Sometimes I wonder why I even bother with this editor. Seriously. I'm going to retype it later.
Joker's Wild deals 10,000 damage to the True Maniac!
You had it right before... Making it a Magic 8-Ball would allow you to harness its energies.
5,000 damage to SBaHJ!
You kill a Diabolos!
82THE8TH = Fluorite Octet (Level 8: 1/9)
I9aXv45h = The Skrillex Drop (Level 5: 1/6)
You lack the necessary Sacred Items!
The entire attack fails because there's no such thing as the axis DOG! However, there is such a thing as the AXIS...
THE WORMHOLER: An insanely sleek black whip that crackles with the energies of the universe. It can warp the space around it at staggering levels, tearing through spacetime in the blink of an eye. It can allow its user to teleport wherever they wish, and can even exceed the speed of light.
The Girlmodder glances at the horizon... Storm clouds congregate there. Lightning flashes. It's time.
Two Steel Constructs killed!
Uberghast BRO?
Stheno's down this early because of powerful attacks.
Oh. SCP-044 reappears on the PG side!
GIRLMODDER.
The Relic is immune to elemental attacks!
You don't need to heal anyone; the sidequest will be over shortly...
Awwwwww. I feel your pain. This editor really isn't very good at all. Do you think you could retype the whole thing when you have time? I'd be really happy to see it. If you want, I can delay the Origin Wither's summon until then.
4,000 damage to both!
1 damage to the Gunship!
This entire charge fails because you can't make up your own Combat Operandi now! If you've been paying attention to the game for the past few weeks, you would know that!
> insert_generic_username: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 GENERIC STORM - DRILLGENERIGORG
You snap your fingers and a hulking machine falls out of the sky. A giant automaton forged from Perfectly Generic Objects, it seems like a reasonable facsimile of Drillgorg from Jailbreak. You command it to attack the True Maniac, and it spins its generic drill, getting to work. 4 Diabolos killed!
The Hammer deals 9,000 damage!
True Maniac absorbs the fire from the explosion!
Did... Did you even specify a target for this?
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 BLUE, BLUE - ULTRAMARINE
12,000 damage!
The Gender Blaster seems to have no effect on Sweet Bro...
Of the hack?
Sandbag added! The Girlmodder instantly mind-controls it to her side!
Indeed.
+6,000 HP to Stheno!
9,000 damage to Sweet Bro!
5 Diabolos killed! 10,000 damage to True Maniac!
You fail to pick up a shard.
The ranch elemental absorbs the blasts from the weapons!
> insert_generic_username: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 GENERIC STORM - GENERIGORG
You snap your fingers and a hulking machine falls out of the sky. A giant automaton forged from Perfectly Generic Objects, it seems like a reasonable facsimile of Logorg from Jailbreak. You command it to attack the True Maniac, and it gets to work, sending its meaty (?) fists Maniac-ward. 15,000 damage!
The Unbreakable Katana destroys 2 Diabolos!
Yes, but he posts infrequently.
Who?
2,000 damage to all three!
The Wormholer || Hammerspace Inventory = Nulla Stella (Level 10: 1/11)
GIRLMODDER.
The Girlmodder changes herself back into the Godmodder because, and I quote, "THIS IS STUPID."
The Godmodder then glances at the horizon again... The storm clouds he noticed earlier have moved over to the Battlefield... They seem to be encompassing the entire world! He realizes a massive battle must be converging at this very spot. He leers at Piono, who seems to be making a speech to the players... Something about how they should either get with him or stay out of his way. The Godmodder leaps up and slams his Banhammer down, disrupting the party.
GM: Alright, you noobs. If you're planning a massive battle of some kind, I want in too. Let's get this thing going. You know what? I'll start it off.
The Godmodder snaps his fingers and a golden flag appears at his position. A fleet of Terrors appears in a ring around the flag... His army. They're all ripped straight from the first thread. He seems to be preparing for another summon, even bigger than this. piono and the rest of the players grin. The Godmodder has officially started the Massive Battle of Armies. He surveys the field with interest... If all goes well, the players could tear themselves apart.
No entities attack due to the events.
How to Play:
Remember the event I was talking about that I said would be the time to finish up your sidequests and plotlines? This is that. Welcome to the Massive Battle of Armies. This is a huge war that will finish up the entity fight once and for all. In short, every player can summon an army composed of hundreds of troops. All of the players' armies will then fight to the death, as well as all pre-existing entities. Here's the basic army schematics:
Army Title: [Army Summoner] The Core: X/X. The Fleet: X/X. (xX.) The Heavies: X/X. (xX.) The Artillery: X/X. (xX.) The Calvary: X/X. (xX.) The Soldiers: X/X. (xX.) The Pawns: X/X. (xX.)
Of course, this is just a guideline. You can be creative with this idea. So, details:
Pawns and Soldiers are attacked first. These guys are basic cannon fodder. The Calvary are special units with more attack power, like assassins or snipers. The Artillery are tanks. Massive damage output, good defense, but there's not much of them. The Heavies and the Fleet are the defenders of the group, and up last is the Core, the guy holding the army together. Take him out and the army falls.
Keep in mind, as I said above, you can be more creative with this idea and come up with your own entity types, but you should be specific! Also, keep in mind that there should be only one army per player! IF you want a second army, you MUST clear it with me first.
Also keep in mind that in this battle, original one-shot attacks will be rewarded, and charged attacks will have significantly decreased damage output!
The Godmodder's army will start everything off and serve as a tutorial. From there on, it's up to you to continue this battle. Let's get this going! The endgame is officially at hand!
The Itinerary:
> AGs: Create an army to use in the Massive Battle!
> AGs: Defeat the Godmodder's Terror Army!
> AGs: Destroy the Godmodder!
> PGs: Create an army to use in the Massive Battle!
> PGs: Defend the Godmodder's Terror Army!
The SBaHJfield:
THE OPERATOR: [???]
True Maniac: [H] HP: 39,000/300,000. Diabolos: 5,000/5,000. (x9.) To the Nether: II Eye See You: IIII Necron's Revenge: IIIII
Sweet Bro: [H] HP: 40,000/180,000.
Hella Jeff: [H] HP: 134,000/180,000.
the snake.... HAS the queen: [AG] HP: 38,000/120,000. Regeneration: III Marring Whirlwind: I Scalestorm: II Ophidian Battle Cry: IIIII Stheno's Pet: 20,000/20,000.
constructcion workers: [agee] IRON MANs: 7,000/7,000.
Relic: [PG] HP: 175,500/200,000. Charges: Earth ----|---- Air ~ Fire ----|---- Water
axis DOG [PG] HP: 232,000/250,000. Shields: 0/50,000. Main Body: 10 TJ. Left Gun: 0 TJ. Right Gun: 0 TJ. Shield Generator: 0 TJ. Mortar: 90 TJ. Targeting Systems: 0 TJ. Medbay: 0 TJ.
Subspace Gunship: [PG] HP: 94/100. Sayonara, Sucker: I
Uberghast Roland: [PG] HP: 180,100/200,000. Poison: III Countdown to Ozma: IIIIIIIIII
Uberghast BRO: [PG] HP: 167,500/200,000. Countdown to Ozma: IIIIIIIIII
Elite Army of Eliteness: [PG] HP: 95,000/100,000.
SCP-044: [PG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Current Alchemies: None. Alchemy Blast: III Decommision Votes: IIII
Sandbag: [PG] HP: 70,000/70,000.
Godmodder's Army: [Godmodder] The Core: Terror Enderdragon. (500,000/500,000.) The Fleet: Terror Withers. (200,000/200,000. (x3.)The Heavies: Terror Guardians. (30,000/30,000. (x20.)) The Artillery: Terror Blazes. (10,000/10,000. (x10.))The Calvary: Terror Ghasts. (7,000/7,000. (x100.)) The Soldiers: Terror Undeads. (5,000/5,000. (x100.)) The Pawns: Terror Creepers. (1,000/1,000. (x100.))
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 16/125. Killstreak: 47.
The Nether:
*In limbo.*
Escape From Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [PL]
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III DISABLED (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (The_Serpent)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (PitTheAngel)
Emerald Nova: IIII (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III DISABLED (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III READY (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II (pionoplayer)
Sacred Items:
0 Hog Slop
0 Elf Tears
0 Pie Filling
0 Weasel Snot
HMAS Ship: 15/50
Ships to help Piono: 48/50 x2
HMAS Victor
Bio-Annihilator 3/4
Ion Cannon 0/2
Assualt Drone: BT:Colormatic on sweet bro.
Fseftr:
Pokeball Things: Nature, Cold, Magic
Piono, you can only help 2 people? I will assume I remain one of them.
-Blue's Tour-
A fire alarm would not trigger a full evacuation, that would be incredibly stupid. But for the sake of fun, let's say it does.
[Censored]...
They're going to find out this ship doesn't actually have escape pods.
I haven't remembered to add them since I started caring about lives again.
They were such a pointless expense before...
As Blue watches, forsaking the comms in favour yelling at nearby people, most of the crew starts running towards who knows where. Blue follows them, and eventually sees where all the arrows are pointing. The roundabout, a massive indoor park that loops around the ship. People search high and low for escape pods, but do not find any. Even the few escape pods that are supposed in the roundabout are not there for some reason. Panic ensues. Blue finds a teleporter, pushes the person trying to use it off, and takes it to the bridge. It's empty. Blue sighs, and takes out her tablet.
AI.
Inform me.
Communications system repair status: 56%
Evacuation system repair status: 43%
Escape Pod order confirmed.
Estimated delivery time: 2 hours
Updating Target List.
Target List: Tricky the Clown
Ranked #23 out of #542
Estimated Cost excluding Escape Pods: $150 million USD
Forward bill?
Don't bother.
Change for both of us.
I'd think.
Just move Tricky up a bit.
In order to teach him a lesson.
Updating Target List.
Target List: Tricky the Clown
Ranked #7 out of #542
Estimated Time to Top of List: Approximately Infinite
Right...
Good enough.
I suppose.
Nothing I can do now.
You want to continue that conversation.
Engie?
Did I lose you?
EDIT: Twinja'd
Oh, oops. Sorry, I must have missed the statement that the limit had been reduced to two. Sorry 'bout that twin. but yeah, you're right. You're one of them.
Also, yes, I realize a fire alarm wouldn't set off a full evacuation.
Unless Tricky is the one who pulled it.
2/11 for Nulla Stella
9/10 for Ea's Orb
6/11 for Nocte Consumens
30/50 for mega attack
5/15 for charge attack... And I still have one still unused don't I? Better fix that.
piono laughs.
Perfect!
Anyone who wishes to avoid being trampled by my incoming armies would do well to either stay out of my way, or join me.
2 rounds left until forces of Mordor. 4 rounds left until the Rebellion arrives. Nexus Fleet ETA: Unknown.
Tricky reappears on the field.
Piono turns to him.
Tricky!
w̟͕ͨ̉͝͝͝h̨͔᷅᷆᷾͝͝ȃ̶̶̦̘͝͝t̟̃ͤͬ᷈͝͝?̴̱͛́͟͝͝
You're grounded!
Ẇ̡͙͙̒᷀̒H͙͙ͥ́͛ͣ̎A͙͙᷅ͨ᷀̌ͧT͙̣͙̉͗̕͏?͔͙᷊̼͙̝̆!̡͙̻͙͛̀͟?̙͙̪͙̹̐̔
I'm not stupid, I know what you did.
Once this battle is over, you aren't allowed to so much as bruise ANYTHING for a month.
T̲͓̯͓̦̃ͦḣ̸̪͓͓᷉̂i͓̫͓͊ͪͤ̃s̵̖͓͉͓̓ͦ ᷂͓̜͓͓᷃̕ī͓͓̪͌ͭͅs̡̖͓̰͓̍̽ ̡͓̻̟͓̯᷈d͓̳᷉͌͏͓̃e̙͓͚̣̖͓ͨm͓̥͓̭ͭ᷈̂e͓̼͓̻͗᷉᷾ą͓͈͓ͫ̒͂n͓͕͓̤ͯ̋ͮi͓̮͓᷆̈ͩͅn͓͕̠͓᷅̋̈́g͓͈͓ͫͩ̆ͮ.̠͓̱͓͂͒ͭ.̳͓͓͍͑ͦ᷆.͍͓͟͏͓᷃͟
I am aware of that. Just another reason for you not to do it again.
Now go out there and make the most of your last few days of freedom.
Tricky perks up, then bounces away.
Piono turns. Cricks his neck, loads the Faceless Eight into the Emerald Nova, then stuffs them in with a 15 post charge (for improved fire power)
Fire in the hole.
He fires the trigger at the army of terrors.
Tricky slams into the terror creepers right as the dice make contact, a massive improbability surge causing everything to go haywire, amplifying the power of the attack and causing a good number of the terror creepers to explode their pant-analogues in terror.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Temporal Acceleration Field: 10/10! I grab or move in range of SBaHJ and teleport both me and them to the entropic death of the universe, approximately 10^10^120 AD. I leave and travel to a point in the future to where I believe they are dead, or have suffered severe damage, around a hundred years later or so. If they are dead, good, I go back to the present. If not, I pick them up again and go back to the present.
Nanobody: 7/15
He scream
Sorry Twin, Gotta post now.
Meme Dream Team XD 16/50
Meme Dream Team
Meme Dream Team :3 16/50
DONE QUASIBOX PLUTO && X-STALKER = X-Quantizer 9/9
Quasibox Gamma && Bow = Uranium X-Bow 5/8
I use the AUDITORY PISTON! AGAIN! The PIGMEN attack anyone/thing who has attacked me in my absence!
Using a HALO ARMOR SUIT probably, I attack True Maniac with the SOLAR WIND - BREEZY DAY, breezing minuscule black holes go all throughout his person, before solidifying and all expanding into ALMOST SUPERMASSIVE BLACK HOLES!, from his inside out. Kaboom.
INVENTORY
Potions;
Potion of (holy) Wrath x1
Potion of veggies x1
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Heh. Not in use)
DOOMBRINGER ULTIMATE DOOM 5/5
X-INFERNO BLAZE IT 2/2
X-BLIZZARD SNOWMAGEDDON 2/2
Effeconator Tri-Hit 3/3
Singularity Wormhole 9/9
POLAR MELTDOWN Global Warming 6/6
BIG BANG BOMBS THEORY 2/3
X-REFRIDGERHEATER CATASTROPHE 12/12
HIS HAND SUPERNOVA DOOM 10/10
QUANTUM CONUNDRUM BAD DAY 5/5
SOLAR WIND BREEZY DAY 0/6
TOTALITY REFRENCES 5/5
006 007 3/3
QUANTUM CATASTROPHE CHAOSTROPHE 1/15
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
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So, just saying, that blasted a crater the size of a medium country, I was aiming at the PG-controlled area of the Battlefield/SBaHJfield, I hit something. Anyway, even if it did miss the AXIS, the weapon fired, and impacted the planet.
All charges progress.
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Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
OBLIVIONISHISNAME.
TRUE MANIAC KILLED.
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The L()rd leaves Maniacs body. Looking around, he smiles.
P()()R MANIAC. Y()U C()ULD'VE WARNED THEM, BUT Y()U DIDN'T. 4 ()BJECTIVES C()MPLETE.
The L()rd walks over to a field in the battlefield he crouches down, and screams:
RISE DESTR()YER ()F W()RLDS! RISE TERR()R ()F THE G()DS! RISE ()BLIVI()N!
The ground cracks. Darkness leaks out. The air turns cold. The wind seems to whisper OBLIVION. The animals all flee. And....
The L()rd is killed by the darkness.
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I kick Piono off the hill. Players of the server! You must destroy OBLIVION! If you don't, this server is doomed! Quickly! Before it's too late!
[H] ARMY OF DARKNESS: CORE: COCOON: 1,000,000 SPECIAL: RISE: IIIII FLEET: SHADOW DEMONS: 300,000 (x3) HEAVIES: SHADOW TANKS: 40,000 (x20) ARTILLERY: SHADOW SNIPERS: 5,000 (x40) CAVALRY: SHADOW ENGINEERS: 20,000 (x100)
SOLDIERS: SHADOW KNIGHTS: 15,000 (x100) PAWNS: SHADOW SOLDIERS: 10,000 (x100)
The cocoon does 100 damage to all entities not allied with him each turn. After 5 turns, OBLIVION hatches. Good luck after that....
The demons attack twice per turn.
The tanks attack every other turn, but do a lot more damage than the others.
The Snipers are hard to hit.
The rest just attack normally.
Am I doing this right? Buff and nerf if need be.... I need OBLIVION to survive....
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Supreme Battery and Holistic Jeguns 11/15(x2)
Geromy 22/50
Octet Sweepers (Level 8: 7/9)
Fourth-Wall Breakers (Level 8: 7/9)
Hopesploders (Level 8: 7/9)
You Can't Fight The Homestuck: [[I_G_U]] The Core: Blue Generic Trickster Catenative Condescension (612,000/612,000.) The Fleet: Fearsome Cherubs. (130,000/130,000. (x4.)The Heavies: Gambling Bards. (40,000/40,000. (x13.)) The Artillery: Drollgenerigorgs. (10,000/10,000. (x25.))The Calvary: Trickster Gamblignants. (6,000/6,000. (x120.)) The Soldiers: Candy Corn
VampiresRainbow Drinkers. (6,000/6,000. (x120.)) The Pawns: Skylark Brawlers and Hamartiologist Joculators. (1,000/1,000. (x250.))Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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@maniac: Other than being ridiculously overpowered? Pretty much. Seriously, that's way too much health for any army. Seriously dude.
/slight roleplay post
piono sidesteps maniac's kick, then broad-sides him with ircucvci, sending him down the slope.
I have this well in hand.
Trust me, that two-cent wanna-be will be ground to dust.
Piono then jumps off the hilltop to go kill things.
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Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.