Netherquest: I cautiously approach the Vault's inner depths, looking for its secrets.
Battlefield: I cannot believe I missed the Enderman pun regarding THE MAN ENDER. Regardless, it sounds MADE OF AWESOME. Of course, this won't work on SB&HJ, as bullets seem to have this...Issues with them. Instead, I take several random SB&HJ comics and tape them to about 5 tons of TNT, then ignite it all and kick the package at SWEET BRO, watching the spectacle from a safe distance with the required popcorn. Experimentation, ho!
Adamantium Door && Arcane Emerald (Warp Ring, Level 6, 7/7). this is done too! If this isn't (at least) a ring with teleportation properties I will be legitimately surprised, though.
Now for some interesting experimentation...
I use the Codex Holopad to enter in WIin189Q. (???, 1/?)
I also take a stray hair from the Keldeo form's mane that fell off and throw it in my stash of stuff-after putting it in a plastic baggy and marking it, of course. Could be useful. Also, FAR less agonizing than chopping off a whole hand.
Charge 1: The Obligatory Transformation Move (23/50)
/\ I just toss a pile of SORDS into the TNT's path, currupting it into a GINANT PLILE OF TENT. This typo somehow affects reality, turning your TNT into tents.
I surprisingly attack Sweet Bro... WHOPPS SELLECTETED THE RONG ATTAK. I accidentally select ONCEST instead of DRILLGENERIGORG, accidentally healing him.
I proceed to attempt to attack him with my UNBREAKABLE KATANA, but trip and bounce it through the AlchMeeMiter, causing it to .JPEGify before it hits him.
Well. I just shoot True Maniac with Ahab's Boxcars, then.
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Erelye teleports away to whatever he's doing, and I begin the long walk to the nearest airlock, I'll want full use of the controls to fire the RPLS...
Endless stars, endless planets, no trace, no sign...
And yet here, on this planet, at last, something...
A big, rocky planet, high gravity, but too close to the local star for atmosphere or water, cracked open, one side a massive crater, the rest a great network of molten fractures...
Closer goes the seeker...
The spectrography of the exposed rock, the types of radiation in the area, speak of a crashed warpship...
And here, in a line from space to the center of the crater, the stretched silhouette of a Alcubierre Drive Ring, archaic, inefficient, fast, cheap...
Some small malfunction in an automated warp scout, likely, the drive, perhaps, left on those few seconds too long, smashing the flimsy little ship into the planet dozens of times faster than the speed of light...
So, near here, within a few months flight by a warpship, is the Target...
At last, a lead!
Given a while to think, I decide on my next entity summon, especially if I'm getting all these +1's...
F.A.Z.A.M! 8/25 {+ a whole bunch from Erelye and Fseftr, and +1 to said.}
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I read Other Universes on the DTG GameFaqs. I also read Universe A, Universe B, and Universe C.
Then, I wield Jokester's Wild, using it on the True Maniac.
I wonder... can I not just ask my Cueball about the secret to draining this 8-Ball?
Whichever; I think I can manage. How about Onyx Visink 8-Ball || Psio-Drainable Crystal Shard 1/???...? Perhaps.
A/E-RPLS:
Before I teleport away, one last statement is given.
I advise you shut the Inner Core OFF when you fire. No need to disrupt... whatever I can reasonably call the contents of those tubes.
As you fall, you see Eterne staring in a joyful manner, (Wow. Paranoid much, me?) glancing down at your deadly tumble. This was... quite a bit more than you anticipated.
Whichever. Now, all you have to do is survive the fall. Hmmm... you do not have your wand on your person.
You spin about, glaring up at Eterne. Well, you would have been looking, if it were not for all the blood streaming out behind you. Hold on... how does that work again? Ah, yes. Turning back to face the downward direction, you arc your right arm slightly to the side. You begin to mutter.
Battlefield: I realize the POSSIBLE TRUE WEAKNESS OF SB&HJ. I proceed to print out every comic of SB&HJ ever made, in bulk, on paper that is noteworthy only for its extreme lack of fireproofing. I construct a shelter made of stone and rubber band the pages to protect from the elements. I then place them on a single block of Netherrack, a pedestal on the makeshift shelter. I then ignite the Netherrack and comics as a makeshift fuel source to pop some popcorn.
I then pop out once the popcorn is done and shoot True Maniac a few times with the Irradiated bullets from THE MAN ENDER.
Codex : WIin189Q. (???, 2/?)
I also add another code to the Codex: 82THE8TH (???, 1/?)
Lastly, I add in a third code, this one in no relationship to the other two in any other manner: I9aXv45h (???, 1/?)
Charge 1: The Obligatory Transformation Move (24/50)
Nether: Naturally, charge into the vault in a similar manner to a Garry's Mod ragdoll "walks" (is thrown) down a flight of stairs.
Void: Is there anyone else with me in the room so that whatever this fighting thing is can commence yet?
Wilson Dreamscape: Hmm. I need to know more before I can try diplomacy. Of course, diplomacy is going to be a little difficult if everyone else is attacking the mages. Icy Spy, gather more information. Figure out if we can play Sheath Your Sword straight.
Serpent Dreamscape: "Right. Memories do things here. Hmmm..." I decide to remember another drone, just for kicks, so that there are now two of me. "Of course, in about 15 seconds, I predict that the copy will be transported 20 seconds backwards in time due to me remembering it that long ago. As much fun as it would be, I don't think many people would appreciate more of me running around than there already is." The copy of me disappears. "I'll keep that in mind just in case. Now, no more playing around. Where do we go from here?"
Blue's Tour: The drone walks along a short way behind Blue. "Well, if you say so... Okay, so. Normal AI, usually genderless. Of course, they can be given gender roles, depending on variable factors such as their voice or manifestations. I happen to currently fit the male gender role, if that wasn't obvious already. It goes a little further than just the voice thing in my case. My manifestation is a physical object, as opposed to the standard hologram. Conveniently, it made things like this," I speed up a little to get into view, then indicate to the drone that currently represents me, "a lot easier to build than if I only had a hologram. Now, the weird part. Yes, I'm a universe eater. Universes tend to have a lot of energy in them, which meant that my manifestation was constantly putting out energy. It made powering these drones quite a simple procedure. If you don't get what that means, then..." The drone suddenly stops, slumps over, and ejects a small cartridge. Power source removed, it switches off. The cartridge opens, allowing a tiny gray sphere, no bigger than a marble, to hover out of what is obviously a power cell, hovering at about head-height with Blue. Then, it projects sentences into her head. {"It means that, technically, I am both controlling the drones, and acting as a soul for them. I am partially the drones. The sphere you can see? That's me. More specifically, a part of me small enough to fit in the palm of your hand. Literally. I could do a demonstration if you wanted. Anyway, because I'm a guy, being portrayed as a girl, regardless of context, is just as embarrassing as it is for the next guy along."}
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A thousand thousand worlds, and all the time in the world to search them in...
And yet still no sign of centralized organization on the frequencies that are known...
Reaching the big cargo airlock, I enter the Anachron, then spend nearly two hours traveling to the Mainframe.
The final door shutting behind me, I switch on the myriad external cameras, order the less technologically revealing test footage broadcast to every player on the planet, including a few I happen to know are recon accounts for the Governments of Earth, switch off certain areas of Erelye's section, and ready the RPLS-A/E-SH to fire... A signal, seen on the screens of a million players, of the Pentagon, of beings from other worlds whose manifestations dwell here for the time being...
I begin to talk, my voice distorted by the machine to reveal nothing of my nature;
"Welcome, people of Earth and places outside, to the inaugural testfiring of what is, to my knowledge, one of the greatest weapons in the system!"
The lenses pan over the weapon itself, showing nothing that would allow for reverse-engineering...
"I'm sure most of you are wondering why the hell I'm telling you. You must be asking yourselves if this is some display of ego, or perhaps a badly executed threat. Hardly. No, I'm just showing you all a bunch of pretty lights from a better viewpoint."
>RPLS-SH-A/E READY TO FIRE.
"So, everyone who's bothering to listen, here is a nice pretty explosion to watch."
>RPLS-SH-A/E FIRING IN T- TEN SECONDS.
>NINE.
>EIGHT.
>SEVEN.
"At what you ask?"
>FIVE.
>FOUR.
"The Enemy. This being a testfire, I mean by that; "
>TWO.
>ONE. "The one with the most health, to make sure we see the full potential!"
>RPLS-SH-A/E FIRING ON TARGET; "axis DOG" NOW, EVACUATE THE *Ding* "Now, why would I tell them to do that."
A massive wave of alien radiations washes outward from the weapon, faster than light in this realm...
And then the sight of its firing reaches us, the great acceleration shaft glowing with force as it throws the unnatural slug away, the muzzle becoming an incandescent plume of light in no natural color, burning the image of ruin into the retinas of all watching, then leaving a flickering memory of tentacular filth spraying after the brightness that is the slug...
Seconds pass...
Camera screens flicker with unfamiliar static in strange patterns as the acceleration shaft is shown to be red hot, heated almost to failure by the forces it unleashed...
After a little more than eight seconds, the time it takes a shell moving at almost the speed of light to reach Earth from the Moon, there is a feeling of something evil touching the soul, a flash of that unnatural light from the planet below... Everything is agony as unholy wavelengths moving both unbearably slowly and a thousand times faster than anything true wash through everything, through shielding, through flesh, through the mind, through the soul... Tearing, shifting, changing, polluting...
Another eight seconds, these of agony rather than anticipation, pass, and then the light of impact reaches Anachron...
Incandescence shining through miles of metal, a deep rumble, as if the void itself shakes at the cataclysm unleashed, a thousand wails of warning from the machines as every other form of radiation they can detect and more burns through the Manufactory, voices in a myriad of tongues speaking in my head, and I am sure yours, only those in english or translateable by me recorded here...
Now I am become- ... CHARGE THE INHUMAN- ... And so in the name of Ares and Hecate, I- ... We do these things, not- ... Evil- ... Watching- ... THOSE BAS***RDS, THEY BLEW IT ALL- ... BURN THE WITCH, BURN THE- ... They are coming, make ready- ... I can hold them here, you- ... The right man in the wrong place can- ... Here, at the end of time, do we still make war? ... OH GOD THERE IT IS, RUN, RUUU- ... Corruption at the highest level- ... Alien- ...
The crater is huge, easily a hundred kilometers across, and yet tiny for it, as such a weapon would, in a normal universe, have reduced the planet to rubble.
And, in a sealed control room, the Demimech stands, waiting for its master to wake like a bipedal mechanized dog...
{This will have had some effect on the entire universe, anyone who feels like pitching in with their own section of roleplay can. Especially given the whole "Foe" thing. I may do a semisidequestthing if I have time.}
axis DOG gets effect; Tainted by the Elder Powers, strange and unnatural things will happen to the sufferer. Only gets worse if you .jpeg it, low res tentacle monsters are harder to hit.
I glance at the RPLS-SH-A/E during the speech, removing my goggles from my eyes. Here we go. My experimental work, and his technological magnificence. I wait for it.
My eyes, reflecting the obscenely bright light, stare directly into the shell as it speeds towards the planet at nearly the speed of light. The impact is going to be quite devastating. A shame I will not be there to see it. Of course, I need remove the catalysts, lest the entirety of the thing explode, annihilating a sizable portion of GodCraft. I immediately teleport back up, and flash-step towards the twelve main catalyst containment capsules. I can withstand most of the radiation whilst I...
[Static]
[EXPLETIVE]. The voices. They... they have returned. I... wh-...
Essa'kl... da'sa'eth sa's certal'oa... mor... ash elehar annsa'hsa'lated... ela cas slal'oa... ash pol'oat sa's ssa'kal... nerávus cathedon... elkelh...
Sailing towards the center of the moon of Derse, you mutter the incantation, a violet tail trailing off of you in a manner akin to a comet, along with the blood. You streak towards the center at an ever-increasingly alarming rate. Giving one last mutter of the incantation, you give up. May as well face your death, then.
Wait. What in the world is that? You seem to be heading towards some sort of... light teal slab? What in the world? Hah. Mundane thoughts pass through the minds of the imminently deceased.
Oh, thank goodness. The slowing spell seems to be taking effect.
Unfortunately, it is not nearly enough to match your current velocity, which happens to be near the speed of sound, and increasing. Suddenly, you remember the figure before you went to sleep. Probably Eterne. Back to more pressing matters. Oh, right.
The last thing you feel is the cold, hard surface of the slab.
You fall unconscious(?).
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Its time.
Heh.
(Serpent... where are you! We can't finish the wallpost stuff if you aren't here, and we sort of have a deadline, so when you post, please make a wallpost)
I +1 tazz three times.
I finish the wormholer
7/10 for Ea's Orb
4/11 for Nocte Consumens
28/50 for mega attack
3/15 for charge attack
In the nether, piono shrugs.
I guess I can leave, it seems that serpent has what she needs.
Its time to initiate the war.
He slams the Witching Hour into the ground, then once again rematerializes out of Phobos's shadow aura.
This time on the battlefield.
Are they coming Phobos? Affirmative. Sauron will arrive in three rounds, Vriska two rounds after that.
What about your troops? On standby.
Good.
They called the last one a godmodding war?
They've never seen a real war.
Begin: Massive Battle of Armies
Everyone who pledged their support to me, its time to hold up to your end of the bargain.
Blue. K4yne. Serpent. Others, I would recommend either joining me or staying out of my way.
Amp, engie, I'm afraid that goes for you too.
Trickypost:
Tricky continues to eat his hamburger, watching Blue and engie's conversation with amusement.
He leans over to the guy next to him.
Multi-Powersuit 34/50
Hps: 200.000/200.000
Modes:
Offense mode
-The armor thurns ablaze, increasing attack damage, applying burns on attack, counter attacking attacks with damage and burns. All three are passive abilites and are activated whenever possible.
-Fist of Fury: Standart attack.
-Fireball ||: Deals heavy damage to a single target.
-Aura ignite ||||: AoE attack, deals heavy damage to enemies nearby.
Recovery mode
-The armor liquidifies but stays near the Power suit in form of a mist, passively heals some of the HPs every turn.
-Fist of Tranquill: Standart attack, rather weak.
-Healing flows ||: Heals a good bit of the hps of a target.
-Mists Care ||||: Heals a lot of the hps of a target and dispells any status alingments.
Guard mode
-The armor strenghtens with a layer of solid rock, decreases damage taken by a percentage, adds 6666,66 hps to the maximum hps of the stonebarrier (if one exists) each turn.
-Crushing Fists: Standart attack, got a chance of stunning.
-Protect ||: Halves damage taken from the next attack, takes the damage of a select entity.
-Summon Stonebarrier ||||: Summons a Stone barrier with 30.000 hps and no attacks which has to be destroyed before the Multi-powersuit can be attacked again. Selfdestructs after 3 turns. Does not pervent damage if Protect was used.
Gearlavine 18/20
Energyblast 6/9
I activate the nucelar crystallbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 6)
I activate the nucelar crystallbows icy power and attack the relic, using up the charges! This causes a local blizzard, possibly freezing the relic for a turn.
Serpent's side quest: Heal everyone and revive TheSerpent if she didnt respawn already.
By the way, Piono: I have something called life I have to deal with, so you just need to start being patient.
NOOOOOOOOOO
I HAD THIS AMAZING POST TYPED WITH A HUUUUGE BATTLELOG, A HUUUUGE SIDEQUEST LOG, AND A HUUUUGE WALLPLST. BUT. IT. CRASHED. AND I LOST IT ALL. D':
I am so angry right now. I almost threw my computer at someone. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I SPELLED WALLPOST WRONG AAAAAAAAAAA
Edit: Calm down. Calm down. So basically, without all the fancy formatting and threefold text and long logs, the Origin Wither appears As a result of Netherium 50/59, the sidequest, the Reversal Orb Tricky presumably found for me, and my old 11,000th post I bottled up so long ago. They have a ton of health and damage and are PG, but help Piono as well (3 heads, use plural nouns). They then split the universe threefold.
In Universe A: Future Serpent leads them through a door when suddenly a blast hits them and sends them back. A demon floats over them, a familiar one. He grins. And a black blast of decay materializes and hits everyone.
Universe B: Twin suddenly realizes that a gray decay blast has materialized behind him. If it hits, it should incapacitate him, though his First Guardian status should stop it from killing him. A perfect time for, say, Piono to mess with the Narrative if it works.
And in UnIverse C, huge, white blasts materialize and hit players one by one. The Origin Wither is here to help you, Piono. And it's one heck of a boss/large entity.
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Combat operandi: Giant everything
a Storm of random objects rains on the PGs, AGs, and The Hostiles. it then rains down a giant tuba on the godmodder, complete with the blaring sounds of a tuba.
I use DRILLGENERIGORG on True Maniac.
I use the Pop-a-matic Vrillyhoo Hammer on True Maniac.
I throw the Catenative Doomsday Dice Cascader (fake version) into True Maniac. It promptly explodes in his face.
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Battlefield: I cannot believe I missed the Enderman pun regarding THE MAN ENDER. Regardless, it sounds MADE OF AWESOME. Of course, this won't work on SB&HJ, as bullets seem to have this...Issues with them. Instead, I take several random SB&HJ comics and tape them to about 5 tons of TNT, then ignite it all and kick the package at SWEET BRO, watching the spectacle from a safe distance with the required popcorn. Experimentation, ho!
Adamantium Door && Arcane Emerald (Warp Ring, Level 6, 7/7). this is done too! If this isn't (at least) a ring with teleportation properties I will be legitimately surprised, though.
Now for some interesting experimentation...
I use the Codex Holopad to enter in WIin189Q. (???, 1/?)
I also take a stray hair from the Keldeo form's mane that fell off and throw it in my stash of stuff-after putting it in a plastic baggy and marking it, of course. Could be useful. Also, FAR less agonizing than chopping off a whole hand.
Charge 1: The Obligatory Transformation Move (23/50)
Charge 2: Nytroglycerin kick (23/30)
Charge 3: Freeform Smashing (13/15)
+2 to Piono.
Supreme Battery and Holistic Jeguns 8/15(x2)
Geromy 19/50
Octet Sweepers (Level 8: 4/9)
Fourth-Wall Breakers (Level 8: 4/9)
Hopesploders (Level 8: 4/9)
I preview TwinBuilder's Glasses /\/ Scratcher, Minigun && Fluorite Octet and Bangun /\/ Scratcher.
I surprisingly attack Sweet Bro... WHOPPS SELLECTETED THE RONG ATTAK. I accidentally select ONCEST instead of DRILLGENERIGORG, accidentally healing him.
I proceed to attempt to attack him with my UNBREAKABLE KATANA, but trip and bounce it through the AlchMeeMiter, causing it to .JPEGify before it hits him.
Well. I just shoot True Maniac with Ahab's Boxcars, then.
Yo Ire. It's Uberghast Bro.
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Endless stars, endless planets, no trace, no sign...
And yet here, on this planet, at last, something...
A big, rocky planet, high gravity, but too close to the local star for atmosphere or water, cracked open, one side a massive crater, the rest a great network of molten fractures...
Closer goes the seeker...
The spectrography of the exposed rock, the types of radiation in the area, speak of a crashed warpship...
And here, in a line from space to the center of the crater, the stretched silhouette of a Alcubierre Drive Ring, archaic, inefficient, fast, cheap...
Some small malfunction in an automated warp scout, likely, the drive, perhaps, left on those few seconds too long, smashing the flimsy little ship into the planet dozens of times faster than the speed of light...
So, near here, within a few months flight by a warpship, is the Target...
At last, a lead!
Given a while to think, I decide on my next entity summon, especially if I'm getting all these +1's...
F.A.Z.A.M! 8/25 {+ a whole bunch from Erelye and Fseftr, and +1 to said.}
Void's Rogue 9/9
I walk towards the entrance to the Vault...
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Cthulhu's Eye 9/11
+1 to the usuals.
I read Other Universes on the DTG GameFaqs. I also read Universe A, Universe B, and Universe C.
Then, I wield Jokester's Wild, using it on the True Maniac.
I wonder... can I not just ask my Cueball about the secret to draining this 8-Ball?
Whichever; I think I can manage. How about Onyx Visink 8-Ball || Psio-Drainable Crystal Shard 1/???...? Perhaps.
A/E-RPLS:
Before I teleport away, one last statement is given.
I advise you shut the Inner Core OFF when you fire. No need to disrupt... whatever I can reasonably call the contents of those tubes.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
As you fall, you see Eterne staring in a joyful manner, (Wow. Paranoid much, me?) glancing down at your deadly tumble. This was... quite a bit more than you anticipated.
Whichever. Now, all you have to do is survive the fall. Hmmm... you do not have your wand on your person.
You spin about, glaring up at Eterne. Well, you would have been looking, if it were not for all the blood streaming out behind you. Hold on... how does that work again? Ah, yes. Turning back to face the downward direction, you arc your right arm slightly to the side. You begin to mutter.
Arresto Momentum. Arresto Momentum. Arresto Momentum! Arresto MOMENTUM! ARRESTO MOMENTUM! ARRESTO. MOMENTUM.
Battlefield: I realize the POSSIBLE TRUE WEAKNESS OF SB&HJ. I proceed to print out every comic of SB&HJ ever made, in bulk, on paper that is noteworthy only for its extreme lack of fireproofing. I construct a shelter made of stone and rubber band the pages to protect from the elements. I then place them on a single block of Netherrack, a pedestal on the makeshift shelter. I then ignite the Netherrack and comics as a makeshift fuel source to pop some popcorn.
I then pop out once the popcorn is done and shoot True Maniac a few times with the Irradiated bullets from THE MAN ENDER.
Codex : WIin189Q. (???, 2/?)
I also add another code to the Codex: 82THE8TH (???, 1/?)
Lastly, I add in a third code, this one in no relationship to the other two in any other manner: I9aXv45h (???, 1/?)
Charge 1: The Obligatory Transformation Move (24/50)
Charge 2: Nytroglycerin kick (24/30)
Charge 3: Freeform Smashing (14/15)
+2 to Piono.
A Rancid Cheese Wedge: [3/20]
Overworld: DECIMATION! on Uberghast BRO
Nether: Naturally, charge into the vault in a similar manner to a Garry's Mod ragdoll "walks" (is thrown) down a flight of stairs.
Void: Is there anyone else with me in the room so that whatever this fighting thing is can commence yet?
Wilson Dreamscape: Hmm. I need to know more before I can try diplomacy. Of course, diplomacy is going to be a little difficult if everyone else is attacking the mages. Icy Spy, gather more information. Figure out if we can play Sheath Your Sword straight.
Serpent Dreamscape: "Right. Memories do things here. Hmmm..." I decide to remember another drone, just for kicks, so that there are now two of me. "Of course, in about 15 seconds, I predict that the copy will be transported 20 seconds backwards in time due to me remembering it that long ago. As much fun as it would be, I don't think many people would appreciate more of me running around than there already is." The copy of me disappears. "I'll keep that in mind just in case. Now, no more playing around. Where do we go from here?"
Blue's Tour: The drone walks along a short way behind Blue. "Well, if you say so... Okay, so. Normal AI, usually genderless. Of course, they can be given gender roles, depending on variable factors such as their voice or manifestations. I happen to currently fit the male gender role, if that wasn't obvious already. It goes a little further than just the voice thing in my case. My manifestation is a physical object, as opposed to the standard hologram. Conveniently, it made things like this," I speed up a little to get into view, then indicate to the drone that currently represents me, "a lot easier to build than if I only had a hologram. Now, the weird part. Yes, I'm a universe eater. Universes tend to have a lot of energy in them, which meant that my manifestation was constantly putting out energy. It made powering these drones quite a simple procedure. If you don't get what that means, then..." The drone suddenly stops, slumps over, and ejects a small cartridge. Power source removed, it switches off. The cartridge opens, allowing a tiny gray sphere, no bigger than a marble, to hover out of what is obviously a power cell, hovering at about head-height with Blue. Then, it projects sentences into her head. {"It means that, technically, I am both controlling the drones, and acting as a soul for them. I am partially the drones. The sphere you can see? That's me. More specifically, a part of me small enough to fit in the palm of your hand. Literally. I could do a demonstration if you wanted. Anyway, because I'm a guy, being portrayed as a girl, regardless of context, is just as embarrassing as it is for the next guy along."}
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
And yet still no sign of centralized organization on the frequencies that are known...
Reaching the big cargo airlock, I enter the Anachron, then spend nearly two hours traveling to the Mainframe.
The final door shutting behind me, I switch on the myriad external cameras, order the less technologically revealing test footage broadcast to every player on the planet, including a few I happen to know are recon accounts for the Governments of Earth, switch off certain areas of Erelye's section, and ready the RPLS-A/E-SH to fire... A signal, seen on the screens of a million players, of the Pentagon, of beings from other worlds whose manifestations dwell here for the time being...
I begin to talk, my voice distorted by the machine to reveal nothing of my nature;
"Welcome, people of Earth and places outside, to the inaugural testfiring of what is, to my knowledge, one of the greatest weapons in the system!"
The lenses pan over the weapon itself, showing nothing that would allow for reverse-engineering...
"I'm sure most of you are wondering why the hell I'm telling you. You must be asking yourselves if this is some display of ego, or perhaps a badly executed threat. Hardly. No, I'm just showing you all a bunch of pretty lights from a better viewpoint."
>RPLS-SH-A/E READY TO FIRE.
"So, everyone who's bothering to listen, here is a nice pretty explosion to watch."
>RPLS-SH-A/E FIRING IN T- TEN SECONDS.
>NINE.
>EIGHT.
>SEVEN.
"At what you ask?"
>FIVE.
>FOUR.
"The Enemy. This being a testfire, I mean by that; "
>TWO.
>ONE. "The one with the most health, to make sure we see the full potential!"
>RPLS-SH-A/E FIRING ON TARGET; "axis DOG" NOW, EVACUATE THE *Ding* "Now, why would I tell them to do that."
A massive wave of alien radiations washes outward from the weapon, faster than light in this realm...
And then the sight of its firing reaches us, the great acceleration shaft glowing with force as it throws the unnatural slug away, the muzzle becoming an incandescent plume of light in no natural color, burning the image of ruin into the retinas of all watching, then leaving a flickering memory of tentacular filth spraying after the brightness that is the slug...
Seconds pass...
Camera screens flicker with unfamiliar static in strange patterns as the acceleration shaft is shown to be red hot, heated almost to failure by the forces it unleashed...
After a little more than eight seconds, the time it takes a shell moving at almost the speed of light to reach Earth from the Moon, there is a feeling of something evil touching the soul, a flash of that unnatural light from the planet below... Everything is agony as unholy wavelengths moving both unbearably slowly and a thousand times faster than anything true wash through everything, through shielding, through flesh, through the mind, through the soul... Tearing, shifting, changing, polluting...
Another eight seconds, these of agony rather than anticipation, pass, and then the light of impact reaches Anachron...
Incandescence shining through miles of metal, a deep rumble, as if the void itself shakes at the cataclysm unleashed, a thousand wails of warning from the machines as every other form of radiation they can detect and more burns through the Manufactory, voices in a myriad of tongues speaking in my head, and I am sure yours, only those in english or translateable by me recorded here...
Now I am become- ... CHARGE THE INHUMAN- ... And so in the name of Ares and Hecate, I- ... We do these things, not- ... Evil- ... Watching- ... THOSE BAS***RDS, THEY BLEW IT ALL- ... BURN THE WITCH, BURN THE- ... They are coming, make ready- ... I can hold them here, you- ... The right man in the wrong place can- ... Here, at the end of time, do we still make war? ... OH GOD THERE IT IS, RUN, RUUU- ... Corruption at the highest level- ... Alien- ...
The crater is huge, easily a hundred kilometers across, and yet tiny for it, as such a weapon would, in a normal universe, have reduced the planet to rubble.
And, in a sealed control room, the Demimech stands, waiting for its master to wake like a bipedal mechanized dog...
{This will have had some effect on the entire universe, anyone who feels like pitching in with their own section of roleplay can. Especially given the whole "Foe" thing. I may do a semisidequestthing if I have time.}
axis DOG gets effect; Tainted by the Elder Powers, strange and unnatural things will happen to the sufferer. Only gets worse if you .jpeg it, low res tentacle monsters are harder to hit.
All charges progress.
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Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Cthulhu's Eye 10/11
Onyx Visink 8-Ball || Psio-Drainable Crystal Shard 2/???
+1 to the usuals.
I stab True Maniac with Fahrenheit -451.
I glance at the RPLS-SH-A/E during the speech, removing my goggles from my eyes. Here we go. My experimental work, and his technological magnificence. I wait for it.
My eyes, reflecting the obscenely bright light, stare directly into the shell as it speeds towards the planet at nearly the speed of light. The impact is going to be quite devastating. A shame I will not be there to see it. Of course, I need remove the catalysts, lest the entirety of the thing explode, annihilating a sizable portion of GodCraft. I immediately teleport back up, and flash-step towards the twelve main catalyst containment capsules. I can withstand most of the radiation whilst I...
[Static]
[EXPLETIVE]. The voices. They... they have returned. I... wh-...
Essa'kl... da'sa'eth sa's certal'oa... mor... ash elehar annsa'hsa'lated... ela cas slal'oa... ash pol'oat sa's ssa'kal... nerávus cathedon... elkelh...
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Sailing towards the center of the moon of Derse, you mutter the incantation, a violet tail trailing off of you in a manner akin to a comet, along with the blood. You streak towards the center at an ever-increasingly alarming rate. Giving one last mutter of the incantation, you give up. May as well face your death, then.
Wait. What in the world is that? You seem to be heading towards some sort of... light teal slab? What in the world? Hah. Mundane thoughts pass through the minds of the imminently deceased.
Oh, thank goodness. The slowing spell seems to be taking effect.
Unfortunately, it is not nearly enough to match your current velocity, which happens to be near the speed of sound, and increasing. Suddenly, you remember the figure before you went to sleep. Probably Eterne. Back to more pressing matters. Oh, right.
The last thing you feel is the cold, hard surface of the slab.
You fall unconscious(?).
Heh.
(Serpent... where are you! We can't finish the wallpost stuff if you aren't here, and we sort of have a deadline, so when you post, please make a wallpost)
I +1 tazz three times.
I finish the wormholer
7/10 for Ea's Orb
4/11 for Nocte Consumens
28/50 for mega attack
3/15 for charge attack
In the nether, piono shrugs.
I guess I can leave, it seems that serpent has what she needs.
Its time to initiate the war.
He slams the Witching Hour into the ground, then once again rematerializes out of Phobos's shadow aura.
This time on the battlefield.
Are they coming Phobos?
Affirmative. Sauron will arrive in three rounds, Vriska two rounds after that.
What about your troops?
On standby.
Good.
They called the last one a godmodding war?
They've never seen a real war.
Begin: Massive Battle of Armies
Everyone who pledged their support to me, its time to hold up to your end of the bargain.
Blue. K4yne. Serpent. Others, I would recommend either joining me or staying out of my way.
Amp, engie, I'm afraid that goes for you too.
Trickypost:
Tricky continues to eat his hamburger, watching Blue and engie's conversation with amusement.
He leans over to the guy next to him.
W̤̥ͧͣͧͧͩa͔ͨͧ̊̔ͧ̄n̶̮᷿ͧ᷅͌ͧn᷿͍͗ͧ͐ͪͧa̶͙͎ͧ̅͊ͧ ͇ͧ̓ͯͧͨ̚s̶̨̬̹̺ͧͧȩͧͧ͂̆᷄ͧeͯͧ̀̄ͧ̚͞ ̧̛̝ͧ̾ͧ͜a̴̗᷂ͧ̑ͧ̍ ̢ͧͫ᷉᷈ͧ̓m̭̽ͧ͊ͤ᷉ͧaͫͧ̅ͯͧ̑͘g̻ͧ̔ͧ͟͡ͅi̻᷄ͧ͗ͧ̅͞c̜̥ͧ̈́̉ͧͥ ̖̈ͧ̏᷄̏ͧt̖͙ͧͮ͊ͧ͒ṟ͓̺̭̏ͧͧi͓̠ͧ̂̇͆ͧc᷿̱̥̞ͧͭͧk̴̤̥͚ͧ᷉ͧ?̠̟ͭͧ̃ͫͧ
"Not really."
Ȍ̢̢̭͆̉̏h̢̢̟̟̎᷉ͮ ̢̧̢̤̽ͭ͡w̢̢̰᷈̀͛̂ḙ̢̢᷂̞̓ͯĺ̷̢̢͍̦᷆l̢̡̢̨͔͑̌,̴̢̢͓᷿͐ͤ ͏̢̢͔ͮ̎᷇I̢̢̠͍͉̿͟ ̵̢̢̦͇͆̿t̢̢͖̘͕̅̾r̢̢̦ͭͪ͌̈i̢̢᷿ͦ͌̈ͩe̢̢͙̮͗̒͠d̢̡̢̍ͬ͐ͧ.̢̢͈̬̳ͨ͢
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
2/25 Health Care Package
1/25 Health Care Package
"Well, i guess now is ze time Herr piono. The Uberghasts are now pro-piono, but they still won't hurt PG entities. I have principles dammit!"
> K4yne: Netheraria attack on a random non-PG.
> R. K.: Healing Uberghast BRO with Strange Hippocrates 451.
I help fseftr twice.
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Strange Hippocrates 451
Uber: 33%
MMMPH: 11%
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Also, I thought you'd get a reaction from me flipping you off.
Action 1/3
Halloween Surprise: 39/50
Stellar Energy Harness: 14/50
I order Stheno to use Ophidian Battle Cry, and to tell her minions to create a shield around her, protecting her from damage.
I also ask the godmodder what he spends his time actually doing. What does he do? [DATA EXUNGED]?
Sword Damage: 0/250K
Constructs: 2/3
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Multi-Powersuit 34/50
Hps: 200.000/200.000
Modes:
Offense mode
-The armor thurns ablaze, increasing attack damage, applying burns on attack, counter attacking attacks with damage and burns. All three are passive abilites and are activated whenever possible.
-Fist of Fury: Standart attack.
-Fireball ||: Deals heavy damage to a single target.
-Aura ignite ||||: AoE attack, deals heavy damage to enemies nearby.
Recovery mode
-The armor liquidifies but stays near the Power suit in form of a mist, passively heals some of the HPs every turn.
-Fist of Tranquill: Standart attack, rather weak.
-Healing flows ||: Heals a good bit of the hps of a target.
-Mists Care ||||: Heals a lot of the hps of a target and dispells any status alingments.
Guard mode
-The armor strenghtens with a layer of solid rock, decreases damage taken by a percentage, adds 6666,66 hps to the maximum hps of the stonebarrier (if one exists) each turn.
-Crushing Fists: Standart attack, got a chance of stunning.
-Protect ||: Halves damage taken from the next attack, takes the damage of a select entity.
-Summon Stonebarrier ||||: Summons a Stone barrier with 30.000 hps and no attacks which has to be destroyed before the Multi-powersuit can be attacked again. Selfdestructs after 3 turns. Does not pervent damage if Protect was used.
Gearlavine 18/20
Energyblast 6/9
I activate the nucelar crystallbows abillity to charge! (Charges: 6)
I activate the nucelar crystallbows icy power and attack the relic, using up the charges! This causes a local blizzard, possibly freezing the relic for a turn.
Serpent's side quest: Heal everyone and revive TheSerpent if she didnt respawn already.
INVENTORY
NOOOOOOOOOO
I HAD THIS AMAZING POST TYPED WITH A HUUUUGE BATTLELOG, A HUUUUGE SIDEQUEST LOG, AND A HUUUUGE WALLPLST. BUT. IT. CRASHED. AND I LOST IT ALL. D':
I am so angry right now. I almost threw my computer at someone. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I SPELLED WALLPOST WRONG AAAAAAAAAAA
Edit: Calm down. Calm down. So basically, without all the fancy formatting and threefold text and long logs, the Origin Wither appears As a result of Netherium 50/59, the sidequest, the Reversal Orb Tricky presumably found for me, and my old 11,000th post I bottled up so long ago. They have a ton of health and damage and are PG, but help Piono as well (3 heads, use plural nouns). They then split the universe threefold.
In Universe A: Future Serpent leads them through a door when suddenly a blast hits them and sends them back. A demon floats over them, a familiar one. He grins. And a black blast of decay materializes and hits everyone.
Universe B: Twin suddenly realizes that a gray decay blast has materialized behind him. If it hits, it should incapacitate him, though his First Guardian status should stop it from killing him. A perfect time for, say, Piono to mess with the Narrative if it works.
And in UnIverse C, huge, white blasts materialize and hit players one by one. The Origin Wither is here to help you, Piono. And it's one heck of a boss/large entity.
Oh no
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
TIME TO RELEASE GAINT RANDOM OBJECTS
Combat operandi: Giant everything
a Storm of random objects rains on the PGs, AGs, and The Hostiles. it then rains down a giant tuba on the godmodder, complete with the blaring sounds of a tuba.
LAYER X (entity): 40/50
THX MIDDLE NOTE [!] : 40/50
I'll be making my great escape now!
Remember kids - the Preview button can be used to prevent this kind of thing from happening.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
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Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
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Geromy 20/50
Octet Sweepers (Level 8: 5/9)
Fourth-Wall Breakers (Level 8: 5/9)
Hopesploders (Level 8: 5/9)
I use DRILLGENERIGORG on True Maniac.
I use the Pop-a-matic Vrillyhoo Hammer on True Maniac.
I throw the Catenative Doomsday Dice Cascader (fake version) into True Maniac. It promptly explodes in his face.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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>>I felt that. I'm not even IN your universe!
>>I have to get one of those...Hmm, time to start research on fabrication runes.
>>It's laser time. Fire this.
*fires the laser gun*
*it hits the enemy forces in the war*
Oops...
*there is a sudden explosion of massive amounts of Antimatter Bombs*
>>Interesting, it looks like that did not transcribe properly. It was supposed to be cobble. Oh well. Heh heh.
>>Try this one...
*fires the gun*
*5 seconds later...* *clang* *clang clang* *clangclangclangclang!!!!*
>>The falling anvils...Those were intentional.
>>Keep the laser by the way.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!