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Raspberry Pi: 6/10
Tippi: 10/20.
Count Bleck: 10/20.
Upgrade: 9/40.
Sir Quentin Trembly III Esquire: 3/40.
I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 7/10.
Nimble Core: 2/10.
Life Circuit: 2/6
I respawn and get my items. MY TUBAS CHARGE THEIR FINALE OPERANDI AND SAVE IT FOR LATER. I redo this, but with knowledge I already had by reading it before: Thank you Erelye. Now lets see... It looks like my tubas are documented in this now. Ok, so here... Oh wow. It looks like if I oversupply it with energy... Hmmmmm... a port has opened. It looks like I have to use some of the tuba's void energy and... It looks like it was just empowered. Now... ah here we go. That opened up some upgrade slots. That could be useful later. But now... It looks like... maybe... I still have my magic items, including my wand. SO lets see what happened if I plug this wand into the upgra- The Tubas cackle with energy. They flicker with primal energy. The Tempus used is showing it's use... The tubas glow with a bluish tone. They slowly beat. The Tuba's energy, but now programs and the such, is reversing in time. The Tubas let out a blinding light. Lightning of all the primal's colors cackle around it. My INSANITY TUBAS have unlocked more energy reserves. It now has access to it's primal energies. It has access to the energy put into it when the tubas were infused. The Tubas... Can now use the energy unleashed when they were created. The energy unleashed when it was infused. I shall call this upgrade to the Tubas... PRIMAL. I promptly jump into the Fourth Wall, after storing some void energy in my internal void capicitator for... later purposes. These Tubas could be useful with later things. Finally we are back to the Battlefield. Maybe. I think.
ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE: IIIII MIND: II PAC-MAN: IIIIII EATEN: NULL PESTERCHUM: LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff] Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: UPGRADES: PRIMAL FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: III MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIIII HYPER UBER MUSHROOMY GODMODDING NYAN NOGALISTIC FERROPPER VOID MAGICAL TUBA BAZOOKA: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII4/4
Hey, I still have tons of health! If Twin's done, I enter.
How... He was unbeatable... The gun was out of bullets... Could... Could it be his sister? Could she have intervened? My plan... No matter. The Employer will assist us on this matter. We are not beaten yet.
I try to wrest the disc away from Piono with help from my Drone as well. I hopefully have an advantage, buffed as I was by LE.
EDIT: ELEVENTH THOUSAND POST! I store this power away in a capsule for further use.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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6/40 x5 I deserve those back!
EJF 25/40
Ammo 3/5 + 12 more 4 spent
[engage sad rainy mood] I feel really insignificant... The reality crash was a fully fledged 40 post charged attack that did nothing. It should have destroyed English but didn't. Even in my true hunter form, I didn't land a single hit on anything. My final operandi, dispute being unique, was utterly useless. I haven't absorbed any damage either. I didn't even take damage from those AOE attacks. Those health buffs didn't care about my presence either. The potions Wilson brought over did nothing as well. For all intents and purposes, I might as well have never existed past the fight with the Red Dragon. I didn't get a single hit in on Scratch either. I'm not sure if I'm just having terrible luck, not being assertive enough, people hate posts with lots of text or what. Whatever it is, its very disconcerting... I've also written at least 2 essays worth of text for Wilson that was all pointless. However, for that I knew that the text would be pointless. I was mostly doing it to develop Wilson as a character and because I was bored of the manor.
As my final operandi has done nothing else, I simply attack the traitorous sniveling little English's toady The_Serpent with the power of a 20(twenty) post charge while I have my 105% crit rate, entropy infused claws, 52% damage boost, while my claws are dripping toxic mist, AND while I'm ambushing from the mist for even more damage. If I'm ever going to get something done it will be killing you. You are not having that disc, something Engie and me can actually agree on. (Of corse, it might be because I put too much time into set up and not enough time into actual action.)
flavor text if anyone cares...
I stare at Serpent from out of the mist while feeling a burning hatred. It is both hatred at myself for being so easily ignored and it is hatred at them for their betrayal and slavishness. I shapeshifted under my own will; I can't say the same for my target... When I decide to make my move, I explode out of the mist and have reached Serpent in an instant. I bite at their thigh, crushing bone, and yank backwards to force Serpent into a kneeling position. I take one step backwards before pouncing on them, using my weight and momentum to pin them down. From here, I release a savage strike across their throat, still the weak spot for almost any prey.
I didn't have the time to worry about those who turned to English before, but I do now...
Wilson's ongoing little side quest, now struggling to find more things for Wilson to do!:
Wilson opened the book again. He looked over the blank pages and felt that there was something more to them. He could feel that there was something written on them. He looked at the book through The Grid and saw that the whole page was covered in a mishmash of fluxes. They spelled out large fuzzy letters.
Well done, you've seen it. These words are written in electrically charged dark matter. They are impossible to detect normally, but still cause disturbances in The Grid. Reading them is great practice as the more you use The Grid the more fine tuned you'll get to it and you'll be better able to endure and manipulate it.
Wilson started feeling the effects of The Grid taking place. However, he found that if he focused his attention on a very small area, such as the book, the effects were lessened. He would still have to take a break every now and again.
I should explain the most common theory as to why seeing The Grid is inherently painful. Your body is used to only existing in 3 dimensions. When you see The Grid, you are exposing your body to the fourth dimension. When you are hit by sound and light traveling through the forth dimension, they can enter your body directly without passing through your insulating layer of skin. This is especially stressful on the eyes and ears because they are trying to process information coming at them from directions they didn't know existed. This is also why teleportation is painful. Although it is much sharper due to how you are actually moving through the forth dimension.
To whoever still wants them:
Stock: potion of dark roast coffee x1 (3$), splash bleeding potion x2 (3$)
Magic tip jar that has appeared out of nowhere: 6$?
I know now isn't exactly the most ideal time, but things people say will actually affect which side Wilson leans towards.
+3 up for trade with anyone but Engie, fseftr or The_Serpent x2 (I'm going to have to start keeping an enemies list before long. I also keep grudges way too long, but you two did join a dictatorship cult dedicated to the downfall of the universe)
Edit - it always takes me a long time to make these posts so I'm behind on what's happened when I post. But, if the disc of Mojang can do anything, but only once... Disc of Mojang! Create ten more Discs of Mojang each with the same power to do anything!
I +3 trade with Talist
2x 20/20 +1 from self +1 from trades
2/20 +2 from trades.
After the attempt on my life by The_Serpant I am not happy with him... I glare at him so intensely it sets him fire, literally. This somehow triggers a level up.
I turn away in disgust as I collect my items and go through the fourth wall.
(Great idea Talist! :3)
The Armistyx - Equipped (Hands)
Unusual Big Elfin Deal - Equipped (Hat)
Iron Helmet - Equipped (Helmet)
Iron Chestplate - Equipped (Chest)
Iron Leggings - Equipped (Legs)
Iron Boots - Equipped (Feet)
Pair of Golden Ribbons - Equipped (Arms)
HEHEHE... I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING. ALL OF YOU ARE VUNERABLE RIGHT NOW. NO SCRATCH TO TELL US WHAT TO DO OR NOT TO DO. I RAISE MY SWORD ABOVE MY HEAD, BRINGING IT DOWN ONTO MANIACMA-
HRHGRHGRHHGHRHGK
I am glad I made that HALO armor. When I saw the CHAOS.EXE thing installed on my PDA (and brain, more on that later) I realized what CHAOS is. HIM and GOREPACK combined, and they merged also with the MICROSOFT CLOUD AI, making CHAOS because they have three people with no body, trapped in the Microsoft Cloud. They must have commanded the XBOX360 ARMY to send them to me. Anyways, back to the HALO armor, it happens to have "AI" slots here in the back, so if I just run this and edit that... And.... Done. Two Splits and an AI now all AIs and in my suit and brain. For now. Also, sorry Maniac. I tried to intervene before it happened.
When we get back to Godcraft, I am gonna teach those AI a lesson. But i've disabled them for now. SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Not in use)
Torch x108 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / Name Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks x40 / PDA / Computer / Heart Container / Palutena's XBlade / Diamond Pickaxe / Candy Corn x4 / Widow's Black Matter / The Iron Web / X-Blizzard /X-Inferno / Hog Slop x20 / $$$ x20 / DOOMBRINGER / You'll feel a little ***** / RED HALO gear 11/15 / Night Vale Sword 1/15
RIP TWIN ATTACK 15/15 COMPLETE CHAOS 40/40 Team Building Exercise 20/20
Oh no you didn't 10/10
Oh yes I did 10/10
Attack 5/5
Speed and Attack buff 5/5
Yet another Attack buff 5/5
Imma get you 6/20
HALO GEAR STRANGE HALF-ZATOICHI
Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Unusual Dead Cone
Wifi status: Connected IIIII Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: Not Connected IIIII
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 5 MESSAGES | CHAOS.EXE
DTGAI.zip
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AUTO-BED 42,000 ACTIVATED. IN-ARMOR RESPAWN ENABLED. RESPAWNING. YOU HAVE RESPAWNED IN YOUR ARMOR. USE AUTO-BED PRODUCTS.
{Use this string if the autobed failed}Oww... Well, I guess I'll have to walk... Or teleport... I attempt to teleport to my stuff. Repeatedly.
In my shiny, still somehow intact, totally monochrome armor, I walk over to where Engie's attacking Serpent and shoot Serpent in the back of the head with my Colorless Revolutionary Handrailmagnum. Six times.
I attempt to pick up any remains the Deudly {However that's spelled, I've had a long day} Magnum may have left behind, and add them to my inventory for later use.
{I realize it's a bit screwy how my Finale worked out, but let's just say my "Finale attack" was the shockwave from me opening a tear to hell, and then I continued a different charge afterward, using that rift. That charge is now 4/4 and ready to use, although I'll probably charge it to 8/4 before using it.}
I walk through the fourth wall, assuming I have my stuff.
Oh come on! Not only was I randomly absent from some serious events, the game system chose its own console to run the game over me? Oh well. At least I got the totally epic finishing move on the Cairo overcoat!
So, we have to find a way out of here? I'd better consult my sources on this...
I pull out a computer, and research "how to get out of the fourth wall". Most people say breaking it won't work. However, you can escape from the fourth wall into the real world with the simple co-
I stop reading there, I want to get back into a fictional world, not the real world!
I guess all I have to do is use the disk to totally stop the invasion? I use the disk to totally stop the invasion!
Primary: The Black Flag
Secondary: Bombs For Blasting At You
Melee: The Maroon Marvel
Hat: The Treasure of Blackbeard
Cosmetic: Davy Jones' Helmet
Cosmetic II: One Errant Twitch
40/40 LV. 1 Ultra [K4yne]: The Hook ON HOLD
Since Engie_Ninja is accosted by Unagi, i just take the disc ("FOOL!") and run it through Robo-K4yne's disc reader to get information on leaving this place.
"Come on, daddy needs to get his own planet! And the manor. Gotta remember the manor that is now mine!"
Current Person in Control of BD-014: K4yne [Lawful Whatever]
License Board Stats
20 License Points
Fire License, Fira License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
21 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
I +3 trade with Talist
2x 20/20
6/20 +3 from trades +1 from self.
Falling... Falling...Falling...Falling...
The Armistyx - Equipped (Hands)
Unusual Big Elfin Deal - Equipped (Hat)
Iron Helmet - Equipped (Helmet)
Iron Chestplate - Equipped (Chest)
Iron Leggings - Equipped (Legs)
Iron Boots - Equipped (Feet)
Pair of Golden Ribbons - Equipped (Arms)
I march through the Fourth wall, ready to resume my 29/40 Jungle Ritual!
However, before I go, there's a favor I have to return... I bludgeon The_Serpent over the head with my rifle, pin him against a wall, and kick his chest in, breaking his ribs. The broken ribs then pierce the vital organs in his torso, causing even more pain.
I, reveling in his agony, take the time to shoot him in the knee while his lungs collapse. I leave him there for dead.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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I was the first person to use the disc of Mojang. Assuming my loophole worked, there are now 10 discs. One was used to stop the invasion, one was used to make a bridge back to Godcraft, and another was stolen by K4yne. I wish on the 4th to create 10 more discs. Then, I wish on the 5th disc to make all the other discs unusable by PG players. (Always wish for more wishes, and if that doesn't work, wish for more wish granters.) There are now 16 discs. Of corse, I don't think Twin will let this loophole through.
A ten 10 post charge attack
I look over to see K4yne running off with his little prize. Of corse, it was now useless to him; but still, he was a minion to English, A fawning, compliant little minion. Somehow, when you join up with a dictatorship cult that aims to destroy the universe, other people don't like you so much. I sprint off after him. When I reach him, I leap over him to block his path. I then headbut him to the ground and then bite onto his ankle. I swing him around and fling him back towards the rest of the players. I've had enough of all this.
Wilson's ongoing little side quest, now struggling to find more things for Wilson to do!:
Even if you spend a long time looking into The Grid, you'll black out before it does any lasting damage to you. But anyway, it is time to try and cast an actual spell. Spells work by pulling, pinching, twisting or just generally disturbing The Grid in some way. However, do not pull too hard on it, especially while you have just started. Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. You serve as the counterweight to your actions. Right now your presence in The Grid is rather light and weak. The more you work with The Grid, the stronger and more firmly planted your presence will be, and so you can pull off larger spells. Disturbing the fluctuations within The Grid is easier than the dimensions themselves, so let's start with that. Gravity is usually the one that people start with. Becoming adept with it will allow you flight as well, so that's something to look forward to. There are other means of flight that you'll learn later. For now, just try grabbing and manipulating the normal flow of gravity. ------- This should be odd. Wilson waited a while to recover. When he felt better, he looked through The Grid to see the constant flow of gravity going downwards. He reached out and grabbed it. He felt like he was holding something unnaturally heavy even though there was no physical object in his hands. He pulled it closer but quickly lost hold of it as he was yanked off his feet and flung forwards. There was nothing nearby that could have caused it. It must have been because he pulled too hard. He pulled much more lightly on gravity this time and wasn't flung off his feet. Wilson grabbed a rock and tossed it into the area of gravity he was pulling on. Rather than falling strait down, the rock fell slightly towards Wilson.
To whoever still wants them:Stock: potion of dark roast coffee x1 (3$), splash bleeding potion x2 (3$)
Magic tip jar that has appeared out of nowhere: 6$?
I know now isn't exactly the most ideal time, but things people say will actually affect which side Wilson leans towards.
+3 up for trade with anyone but Engie, fseftr or The_Serpent x1
Raspberry Pi: 6/10
Tippi: 10/20.
Count Bleck: 10/20.
Upgrade: 9/40.
Sir Quentin Trembly III Esquire: 3/40.
I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 7/10.
Nimble Core: 2/10.
Life Circuit: 2/6
MY TUBAS CHARGE THEIR FINALE OPERANDI AND SAVE IT FOR LATER.
I redo this, but with knowledge I already had by reading it before:
Thank you Erelye. Now lets see...
It looks like my tubas are documented in this now. Ok, so here...
Oh wow. It looks like if I oversupply it with energy...
Hmmmmm... a port has opened. It looks like I have to use some of the tuba's void energy and...
It looks like it was just empowered. Now... ah here we go. That opened up some upgrade slots. That could be useful later.
But now... It looks like... maybe...
I still have my magic items, including my wand.
SO lets see what happened if I plug this wand into the upgra-
The Tubas cackle with energy. They flicker with primal energy. The Tempus used is showing it's use...
The tubas glow with a bluish tone. They slowly beat. The Tuba's energy, but now programs and the such, is reversing in time. The Tubas let out a blinding light.
Lightning of all the primal's colors cackle around it. My INSANITY TUBAS have unlocked more energy reserves.
It now has access to it's primal energies.
It has access to the energy put into it when the tubas were infused.
The Tubas...
Can now use the energy unleashed when they were created.
The energy unleashed when it was infused.
I shall call this upgrade to the Tubas...
PRIMAL.
I promptly jump into the Fourth Wall, after storing some void energy in my internal void capicitator for... later purposes.
These Tubas could be useful with later things. Finally we are back to the Battlefield. Maybe. I think.
ABILITIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII
MIND: II
PAC-MAN: IIIIII
EATEN: NULL
PESTERCHUM:
LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff]
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:
UPGRADES: PRIMAL
FREEZE: II
JOLT: II
ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III
NYAN CUBE MODE: III
MUSHROOM BOMB: II
VOID MODE:
NULL CUBE MODE: II
NOGALISTA MODE: II
TUBA CANNON MODE: II
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIIII
HYPER UBER MUSHROOMY GODMODDING NYAN NOGALISTIC FERROPPER VOID MAGICAL TUBA BAZOOKA: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII4/4
How... He was unbeatable... The gun was out of bullets... Could... Could it be his sister? Could she have intervened? My plan... No matter. The Employer will assist us on this matter. We are not beaten yet.
I try to wrest the disc away from Piono with help from my Drone as well. I hopefully have an advantage, buffed as I was by LE.
EDIT: ELEVENTH THOUSAND POST! I store this power away in a capsule for further use.
Oh no
I, in my more powerful Heavy Guardian unit form, grab The_Serpent by the back of his neck and slam his face into the ground.
Repeatedly.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
6/40 x5 I deserve those back!
EJF 25/40
Ammo 3/5 + 12 more 4 spent
[engage sad rainy mood] I feel really insignificant... The reality crash was a fully fledged 40 post charged attack that did nothing. It should have destroyed English but didn't. Even in my true hunter form, I didn't land a single hit on anything. My final operandi, dispute being unique, was utterly useless. I haven't absorbed any damage either. I didn't even take damage from those AOE attacks. Those health buffs didn't care about my presence either. The potions Wilson brought over did nothing as well. For all intents and purposes, I might as well have never existed past the fight with the Red Dragon. I didn't get a single hit in on Scratch either. I'm not sure if I'm just having terrible luck, not being assertive enough, people hate posts with lots of text or what. Whatever it is, its very disconcerting... I've also written at least 2 essays worth of text for Wilson that was all pointless. However, for that I knew that the text would be pointless. I was mostly doing it to develop Wilson as a character and because I was bored of the manor.
As my final operandi has done nothing else, I simply attack the traitorous sniveling little English's toady The_Serpent with the power of a 20(twenty) post charge while I have my 105% crit rate, entropy infused claws, 52% damage boost, while my claws are dripping toxic mist, AND while I'm ambushing from the mist for even more damage. If I'm ever going to get something done it will be killing you. You are not having that disc, something Engie and me can actually agree on. (Of corse, it might be because I put too much time into set up and not enough time into actual action.)
flavor text if anyone cares...
Wilson's ongoing little side quest, now struggling to find more things for Wilson to do!:
Well done, you've seen it. These words are written in electrically charged dark matter. They are impossible to detect normally, but still cause disturbances in The Grid. Reading them is great practice as the more you use The Grid the more fine tuned you'll get to it and you'll be better able to endure and manipulate it.
Wilson started feeling the effects of The Grid taking place. However, he found that if he focused his attention on a very small area, such as the book, the effects were lessened. He would still have to take a break every now and again.
I should explain the most common theory as to why seeing The Grid is inherently painful. Your body is used to only existing in 3 dimensions. When you see The Grid, you are exposing your body to the fourth dimension. When you are hit by sound and light traveling through the forth dimension, they can enter your body directly without passing through your insulating layer of skin. This is especially stressful on the eyes and ears because they are trying to process information coming at them from directions they didn't know existed. This is also why teleportation is painful. Although it is much sharper due to how you are actually moving through the forth dimension.
Stock: potion of dark roast coffee x1 (3$), splash bleeding potion x2 (3$)
Magic tip jar that has appeared out of nowhere: 6$?
I know now isn't exactly the most ideal time, but things people say will actually affect which side Wilson leans towards.
+3 up for trade with anyone but Engie, fseftr or The_Serpent x2 (I'm going to have to start keeping an enemies list before long. I also keep grudges way too long, but you two did join a dictatorship cult dedicated to the downfall of the universe)
Edit - it always takes me a long time to make these posts so I'm behind on what's happened when I post. But, if the disc of Mojang can do anything, but only once...
Disc of Mojang! Create ten more Discs of Mojang each with the same power to do anything!
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Pit immediately uses the near-infinite cartoon logic he can contrive to open a door in the already broken fourth wall and proceeds to enter.
2x 20/20 +1 from self +1 from trades
2/20 +2 from trades.
After the attempt on my life by The_Serpant I am not happy with him... I glare at him so intensely it sets him fire, literally. This somehow triggers a level up.
I turn away in disgust as I collect my items and go through the fourth wall.
(Great idea Talist! :3)
The Armistyx - Equipped (Hands)
Unusual Big Elfin Deal - Equipped (Hat)
Iron Helmet - Equipped (Helmet)
Iron Chestplate - Equipped (Chest)
Iron Leggings - Equipped (Legs)
Iron Boots - Equipped (Feet)
Pair of Golden Ribbons - Equipped (Arms)
PDA
Wand Set
Diamond Sword
Diamond Pickaxe
Torch x128
Crafting Table
Furnace
Enchanting Table
Chest x2
Tea cup
Mirrors, 1 shattered.
Lamps
4 dimes
1 quarter
3 pennies
1 Finale Operandi Token
Level 9: Supernova
18/22 Health (+2 Base health - Golden Cadueus)
3+attack - Cheer
+50% attack - Omniscient Blessing
3+defense – Cheer
+2 health regen - Golden Caduceus
+2% attack - Golden Caduceus
+5% Crit - Poision mists
On Crit: Inflict poision for 3 turns - Poision mists
Anyway, let's get the Nether out of here. I use the disc of Mojang to create a bridge to Godcraft.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Tailist, I've been reading the wilson things!
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
HRHGRHGRHHGHRHGK
I am glad I made that HALO armor. When I saw the CHAOS.EXE thing installed on my PDA (and brain, more on that later) I realized what CHAOS is.
HIM and GOREPACK combined, and they merged also with the MICROSOFT CLOUD AI, making CHAOS because they have three people with no body, trapped in the Microsoft Cloud. They must have commanded the XBOX360 ARMY to send them to me. Anyways, back to the HALO armor, it happens to have "AI" slots here in the back, so if I just run this and edit that... And.... Done. Two Splits and an AI now all AIs and in my suit and brain. For now. Also, sorry Maniac. I tried to intervene before it happened.
When we get back to Godcraft, I am gonna teach those AI a lesson. But i've disabled them for now.
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Not in use)
COMPLETE CHAOS 40/40
Team Building Exercise 20/20
Oh no you didn't 10/10
Oh yes I did 10/10
Attack 5/5
Speed and Attack buff 5/5
Yet another Attack buff 5/5
Imma get you 6/20
STRANGE HALF-ZATOICHI
Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Unusual Dead Cone
Wifi status: Connected IIIII
Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: Not Connected IIIII
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 5 MESSAGES | CHAOS.EXE
DTGAI.zip
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
Look at the external links on the first page...
Homestuck changed to Homostuck...
/nullpost
{Use this string if the autobed failed}Oww... Well, I guess I'll have to walk... Or teleport... I attempt to teleport to my stuff. Repeatedly.
In my shiny, still somehow intact, totally monochrome armor, I walk over to where Engie's attacking Serpent and shoot Serpent in the back of the head with my Colorless Revolutionary Handrailmagnum. Six times.
I attempt to pick up any remains the Deudly {However that's spelled, I've had a long day} Magnum may have left behind, and add them to my inventory for later use.
{I realize it's a bit screwy how my Finale worked out, but let's just say my "Finale attack" was the shockwave from me opening a tear to hell, and then I continued a different charge afterward, using that rift. That charge is now 4/4 and ready to use, although I'll probably charge it to 8/4 before using it.}
I walk through the fourth wall, assuming I have my stuff.
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
In we go! Weeeeee!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Walrus Punch: 15/15
Blaze It: 25/25
Mist Coil: 40/40
Fianle Opernadi: 4/4
I walk through. Cautiously.
I shall not use the other charge. I just came here to say I will be gone on vacation for a week. I will try to post, but no gaurantees.
Farewell.
So, we have to find a way out of here? I'd better consult my sources on this...
I pull out a computer, and research "how to get out of the fourth wall". Most people say breaking it won't work. However, you can escape from the fourth wall into the real world with the simple co-
I stop reading there, I want to get back into a fictional world, not the real world!
I guess all I have to do is use the disk to totally stop the invasion? I use the disk to totally stop the invasion!
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Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Cuekind, Swordkind, Rodkind
A
Primary: Hellspawn
Melee: Chaos's Sinker
Hat: Chaotic Nickel Amassment of Hats
Cosmetic: Up All Night
B
Primary: Strange Phlogistinator
Robo K4yne's Hotbar
Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Laserkind, Controllerkind
Primary: The Black Flag
Secondary: Bombs For Blasting At You
Melee: The Maroon Marvel
Hat: The Treasure of Blackbeard
Cosmetic: Davy Jones' Helmet
Cosmetic II: One Errant Twitch
40/40 LV. 1 Ultra [K4yne]: The Hook ON HOLD
Since Engie_Ninja is accosted by Unagi, i just take the disc ("FOOL!") and run it through Robo-K4yne's disc reader to get information on leaving this place.
"Come on, daddy needs to get his own planet! And the manor. Gotta remember the manor that is now mine!"
License Board Stats
20 License Points
Fire License, Fira License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
21 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 2
1 Point, Next LV. at 50 Points
Fishing LV. 1
15 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Items:
1x Bandage
1x Candy Corn
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
2x 20/20
6/20 +3 from trades +1 from self.
Falling... Falling...Falling...Falling...
The Armistyx - Equipped (Hands)
Unusual Big Elfin Deal - Equipped (Hat)
Iron Helmet - Equipped (Helmet)
Iron Chestplate - Equipped (Chest)
Iron Leggings - Equipped (Legs)
Iron Boots - Equipped (Feet)
Pair of Golden Ribbons - Equipped (Arms)
PDA
Wand Set
Diamond Sword
Diamond Pickaxe
Torch x128
Crafting Table
Furnace
Enchanting Table
Chest x2
Tea cup
Mirrors, 1 shattered.
Lamps
4 dimes
1 quarter
3 pennies
1 Finale Operandi Token
Level 9: Supernova
18/22 Health (+2 Base health - Golden Cadueus)
3+attack - Cheer
+50% attack - Omniscient Blessing
3+defense – Cheer
+2 health regen - Golden Caduceus
+2% attack - Golden Caduceus
+5% Crit - Poision mists
On Crit: Inflict poision for 3 turns - Poision mists
I march through the Fourth wall, ready to resume my 29/40 Jungle Ritual!
However, before I go, there's a favor I have to return... I bludgeon The_Serpent over the head with my rifle, pin him against a wall, and kick his chest in, breaking his ribs. The broken ribs then pierce the vital organs in his torso, causing even more pain.
I, reveling in his agony, take the time to shoot him in the knee while his lungs collapse. I leave him there for dead.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Trowa2008: well done.
Unikitty: YAAYY!!!
Trowa2008: so what's your next move?
5l1n65h07: I'm going back to godcraft. Might need to finish that 38/40 infinity Terabyte bomb of Death.
with being said:
38/40 Infinity Terabyte Bomb of Death (originally Blackhole Bomb)
I'll be making my great escape now!
7/40 x5
EJF 26/40
Ammo 0/5 + 12 more 2 spent (6 from trades)
I was the first person to use the disc of Mojang. Assuming my loophole worked, there are now 10 discs. One was used to stop the invasion, one was used to make a bridge back to Godcraft, and another was stolen by K4yne. I wish on the 4th to create 10 more discs. Then, I wish on the 5th disc to make all the other discs unusable by PG players. (Always wish for more wishes, and if that doesn't work, wish for more wish granters.) There are now 16 discs. Of corse, I don't think Twin will let this loophole through.
A ten 10 post charge attack
I look over to see K4yne running off with his little prize. Of corse, it was now useless to him; but still, he was a minion to English, A fawning, compliant little minion. Somehow, when you join up with a dictatorship cult that aims to destroy the universe, other people don't like you so much. I sprint off after him. When I reach him, I leap over him to block his path. I then headbut him to the ground and then bite onto his ankle. I swing him around and fling him back towards the rest of the players. I've had enough of all this.
Wilson's ongoing little side quest, now struggling to find more things for Wilson to do!:
Magic tip jar that has appeared out of nowhere: 6$?
I know now isn't exactly the most ideal time, but things people say will actually affect which side Wilson leans towards.
+3 up for trade with anyone but Engie, fseftr or The_Serpent x1
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
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