The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Why, thank you, Talist. I go over and buy a splash rejuvenation potion. I leave six dollars as it was priced, but then dump multiple hundreds in the tip jar after reading this fraction of the day's Wilson's sidequest. The fragments have all been put in place, and I have begun the energy transfusion. I take one damage as a sort of spark to alight the energy of the Wall. I wonder what shall occur with the invasion and the resistance down on the server once I close up this thing. Whatever it is, I doubt it shall be beneficial to the fleet, nor English. Hmm... Nimble... Use the Tubas... Hurry... He seeks it... The knowledge.
I +3 trade with Talist.
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The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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No, I hadn't considered that English might be absorbing the energy. But if he is, then sheesh. E=mc^2 where E is energy, m is mass in kg, and c is the speed of light. So according to Wikipeidia, 1 kg of energy has 89.875 PJ (or about 89875517873681800 J). Multiply that by the amout of matter in the universe and then by 1x10^36 universes and we would get a somewhat large number. Seems to me like he would just melt with all that energy. Or working backwards, that energy would contribute to his mass. So if English has absorbed the energy of 1x10^36 universes he would weigh around as much as 1x10^36 universes. In which case he would probably collapse into a black hole and brake existence or something with that much mass. This is one of the problems with using a reality crash, you have to defend your arguments.
40/40
5/40 x3
EJF 24/40
Ammo 2/5 + 16 more (+3 from Erelye)
Seems like I'm attracting some attention. That's good because I can probably handle that with my doubled health and actual armor. I could try and absorb your attack Serpent, but I prefer grace to rage. I break open a potion of rejuvenation on myself and any nearby injured allies and then fade off into the mist, stalking my prey before my next attack. And yes, I have not read any Homestuck so I have no clue about English's anatomy beyond the picture Twin made.
Wilson's ongoing little side quest, now mostly blank!:
If Piono picks up Wilson I'll put something cool here.
Potions have arrived! Every player here (except The_Serpent) is free to take these potions. You can leave money for Wilson if you want or just steal them. I actually wanted to get rid of these potions and start clean, so feel free.Stock: upgraded splash burning potion x2 (3$), potion of dark roast coffee x1 (3$), splash bleeding potion x2 (3$)
Magic tip jar that has appeared out of nowhere: 6$?
I know now isn't exactly the most ideal time, but things people say will actually affect which side Wilson leans towards.
+3 up for trade with anyone but Engie x1
"Dammit. You shut down EVERY OS nearby? Well, not exactly."
Finale Operandi: 3/4
"You see, due to being a good part mechanical, I couldn't exist as I originally existed, so I have to make myself into an AI of sorts. In a technical sense, my form here is an OS itself, and I'm not truly here. The player you see here? One of the Light Combat models. I use them to avoid direct combat, since leaving my control core would cause an obscene amount of damage across nearly every reality in existence. I should know. I tried once. Accidentally caused the Resonance cascade, among other stupid things. These drones, as they technically are, can be infinitely reproduced, so there's not much chance of me running out of these. But they aren't as sturdy as I'd like them to be. This one's nearly spent."
TheLordErelye, I actually traded 12 with you last round so you actually have 30 charges. Which means I can finish the charge this round!
2 from my 1st
4 from my 2nd
6 from my 3rd
/null post
TheLordErelye, I actually traded 12 with you last round so you actually have 30 charges. Which means I can finish the charge this round!
2 from my 1st
4 from my 2nd
6 from my 3rd
/null post
What dark magic is this! Twin/English is this correct? Hold on, allow me to check. If so, I owe you a great deal. /null Edit: It is correct! I shall wait until the start of next turn to end this. /null once more
Sorry talist, I can't pick up wilson this round, I've already used up both piono's actions, as well as wilson's. Dimentio will pick up assistants for his first action once twin updates (read as, my first post) instead of at the end of my three actions like I did before. He will also pick up assistants for anyone else that wants them.
Oh, are we attacking the overcoat? It occurs to me that you're pretty lost without Scratch.
You aren't very bright Caliborn. Ready Dimentio? Unleash the cannon! Hee hee hee!
The doors of the TARDIS open, not showing the interior of the machine, but rather the inside of a very large gun barrel.
The inside begins to glow... OMINOUS HUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
A massive wave of energy pours out of the doors of the TARDIS, the force of a 40 post charge, boosted from incredibly high power to ludicrous amounts of energy by the time vortex within the TARDIS, all of it slams into Lord English, nearly vaporizing the overcoat.
Finally, after about a minute of continuous fire... It fires again.
The massive wave of energy slams into Lord English and his coat again.
Needless to say, Caliborn's overcoat does not fare well against having 80 posts of power supercharged and then unloaded into it.
Just as the energy wave goes down, me and alternate timeline piono pull out our lava axes and fusionthrowers. combo battle technique: Molten core.
One thing you forgot Lord English, you're immune to status debuffs, not your coat. A massive wave of fire washes over the cairo overcoat, toasting it thoroughly and setting it on fire.
Guys, we may not be able to have entities, but as you can see, assistants are allowed. If you want your characters to assist you in terms of just attacks rather than being entities, Dimentio will still fetch them.
An experienced Thaumaturge I am not, deathless I am.
On a side note,
H3R0BR1N3.EXE HAS BEEN DISABLED BY: LORD_ENGLISH.OPBOSSATTACK
W41t, NO, NONON00o0o0101010101010100101000111... PROGRAM END. REBOOT DELAYED.
Realizing that I should probably do something with this post while all that crap's going down, I summon a saxophone from somewhere {Sorry, Luois, didn't realize you were using that} And begin playing smooth jazz. Over the heavy loudspeakers in the APAWA. The shockwave blows out every window in Alternia, and coincidentally causes the buttons on English's coat to vibrate loose, then disintegrate. I turn down the volume, apologize, and continue playing.
GORILLA, that was my OS, now I have to actually aim. Dammit English. OHGODSTHATWASLOUDWHATHEHELL!
{I could, at this point, describe what I mean by "The Damned" What I do not mean is a few trillion unlucky SOB's that a god decided weren't loyal enough. What I do mean is, those beings, throughout the history of this, what did Erelye call it, Universe Cluster? Maybe?, that The Powers That Be decided were too dangerous, unpleasant, or heretical to simply kill, and instead stuck in this... "Cosmic Locker Room" to, figuratively speaking, rot. And they are NOT pleased with this.}
I seem to have received a strange munition crate with the United States seal on it... what does this mean?
I throw the crate at the Overcoat, cracking apart the create in the process. Knowing that it's most likely some sort of firearm, I pass my Shotgun to anyone who needs it.
This has told me something: The Arena of Desolation needs updating! For Rednas's soul!
YOU UNBOX A STEREOTYPICAL GUN. BIG WHOOP. OH. AND 2,000 DAMAGE TO MY COAT.
A Unagi? Piece of cake! I jump onto Unagi, pinning it. I then grab it's legs, spinning it around as if it's Bowser. I then toss it into the air. I jump up with it, smashing it with my sword. I then perform a super powerful smash that smashes it into English (again, somehow damaging HIS coat.).
POWER OF THE MANIAC: 10/40
THE_SERPENT IS NOT AN ACTUAL UNAGI. IT'S HIS NAME NOW. THEREFORE, YOUR ATTACK FAILS.
Raspberry Pi: 6/10
Tippi: 10/20.
Count Bleck: 10/20.
Upgrade: 9/40.
Sir Quentin Trembly III Esquire: 3/40.
I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 7/10.
Nimble Core: 2/10.
Life Circuit: 2/6
YOU REALLY THINK IT IS THAT EASY TO GET RID OF ME? I HAVE MY TUBAS. I AM THE VOID MASTER. MY CLASSPECT IS THE KNIGHT OF VOID. FEAR ME. I KNOW OF COUNTLESS VOID MYTHOLOGY. FROM THE NULL FLOATERS TO THE MYTHOLOGICAL TRIO. AS WE ARE SURVIVING HERE... WE ARE IN THE HABITABLE VOID. MY CIRCUITS ARE NOT REGULAR. THEY ARE NULL CIRCUITS. THEY ALLOW ME TO VOIDWALK IN THAT DARK ABYSS. FEAR ME. MY TUBAS. I AM READY TO FIND THEIR FULL POTENTIAL. THE VOID COMES TO ME. I CHANNEL THE VOID THROUGH MY TUBAS. THE VOID ENGULFS ME. THE VOID RISES UP. THE VOID EMPOWERS ME. THE VOID BECOMES PERMANENT. THE VOID PREVENTS MY OSES FROM BEING DELETED. I AM PERMANENT. I AM A VOID MASTER. YOU CANNOT SIMPLY GET RID OF ME. I WILL NOT LET YOU DELETE ME. I READY MY TUBAS. THEIR FINALE OPERANDI IS CHARGING. 1/4. ERELYE PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF YOU FIND ANY... OTHER ABILITIES WITH MY TUBAS. I WOULD WANT TO MAKE IT'S FINALE THE MOST POWERFUL ONE YET. I USE THAT VOID. I USE SOME OF THE INFINITE VOID'S POWER TO VOID YOUR OVERCOAT. IN THE SOURCE CODE OF REALITY THE VOID IS DOING IT'S WORK VOIDING YOU OVERCOAT. ALL REFERENCES TO YOUR OVERCOAT WILL BE DELETED, THEN YOUR OVERCOAT WILL BE DEACCOLOATED BY THE UNIVERSAL GARAGE COLLECTOR. FEAR ME. FEAR THE VOID. FEAR MY TUBAS. ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE: IIIII MIND: II PAC-MAN: IIIIII EATEN: NULL PESTERCHUM: LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff] Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: III MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIIII HYPER UBER MUSHROOMY GODMODDING NYAN NOGALISTIC FERROPPER VOID MAGICAL TUBA BAZOOKA: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII1/4
YES. YES I DO. WHEN I PLAYED THE GAME. I WAS THE LORD OF TIME. THAT MEANS, I STILL AM THE LORD OF TIME. SO GUESS WHAT.
I CONTROL TIME. COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY. I CAN BE ANYWHERE, ANYWHEN. WHICH IS WHY. BEFORE THE BATTLE. I WENT BACK TO YOUR CREATION. AND INCLUDED SEVERAL LINES OF CODE IN YOUR PROGRAMMING.
WHICH. OF COURSE. YOU HAVE NOT FOUND OUT ABOUT UNTIL JUST NOW. AS IT SHOULD BE. I THEN RUN THESE LINES OF CODE, WHICH SET YOUR VOID POWERS TO, UPON ACTIVATION, REDIRECT THEMSELVES TO YOU, EFFECTIVELY VOIDING YOUR VOID POWERS.
THIS, OF COURSE, CREATES A SMALL PARADOX THAT COMPLETELY CANCELS YOUR VOID POWERS FROM EVER EXISTING. SO, IF I WERE YOU. I WOULDN'T USE THOSE POWERS. UNLESS YOU WANT TO PAINFULLY HAVE YOUR TITLE EXTRICATED FROM YOU.
Not my universe or my fourth wall, Lord English, but that's irrelevant.
And I never said I joined your side, but I might as well now.
15/15 x3
I use these three charges to boost the max health of k4yne and I. The_Serpent doesn't need it.
If possible, I also empty out the group inventory and split it among the PGs.
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN WHEN I SAY "YOUR" UNIVERSE. YOU BOOST YOUR AND K4YNES' MAX HEALTH.
AS MUCH AS CLAIMING THE CONTENTS OF THE GROUP INVENTORY FOR YOUR OWN WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA. IT APPEARS THE GAME CANNOT ALLOW THAT. AND I REALLY DON'T FEEL LIKE GAME-BREAKING RIGHT NOW. FOR SOME REASON. SO I WON'T.
I take out the frost needles and perform reverse-repairs on the cairo overcoat. I use broken uraniums umbrage to cut it to shreds with time-slash combo. Ooh... people helping skullboy? Can't have that. Dimentio leans out of the door of the whirling TARDIS and unleashes several shadow bolts into fseftr and the serpent.
Guys, remember that you can grab your assistants with Dimentio.
Talist, would you like me to bring Wilson? He won't get killed, as assistants have the same general true unkillability feature of players, I suppose they could be knocked out, but they can't die.
I poke the overcoat, hoping to make Lord English laugh in a distracting manner.
FOOL. I AM LAUGH-PROOF. I'M FAIRLY CERTAIN IT WAS A BADGE I GOT WHEN I STARTED CLIMBING THE GOD TIERS. IT MAKES YOU IMMUNE TO ALL TYPES OF HUMOR WHATSOEVER.
I THEN RIDDLE YOU WITH BULLETS. NO SURPRISE. 9 DAMAGE.
I open the strange munition crate to receive... A Genuine M1 Garand! Just the perfect present!
Would anyone care to have my shotgun for dirt cheap? A few clips for this thing will help, but this is a giveaway.
Besides, it's all in the team effort... speaking of which, I stab the splinters of the open crate into the Cairo Overcoat, causing damage over time but damaging anyone who gets too close. However, if used deftly, the spikes can serve as good footing for combos like ones used previously.
OH. MY "MISTAKE". IT TURNS OUT THE STEREOTYPICAL GUN IS A GENUINE M1 GARAND. WHICH IS A STEREOTYPICAL GUN ANYWAY.
ok, I saved my finale operandi for 2 posts... Looks like about 2 times the damage.
> EXECUTE.
The sky turns dark as I hold up two USB drives. One that says α, and one that says Ω. they both fade in a red and green light. Then, the ground rumbles as a GIANT version of the λΣ Gun rises from the ground, which means it does 2x damage due to its huge size. YES, 2X DAMAGE! Then the λΣ gun converts to αΩ gun, At that point everything around it no longer exists. Then, a red button appears before me, and I press it. The αΩ gun fires a α and a Ω, which makes a laser trail at the overcoat. Then, everything around the overcoat and the projectile glows red, and Shoots out in all directions while exploding in all directions, completely shattering the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th walls, which reveals a black/green background with green circuitry beyond the walls. Then, all blocks in this location turn into black blocks with green outlines, which the outlines turn red around the overcoat, (lord English) and Explode, Nuke-style. Complete with binary numbers coming out of the explosion. Then, everything turns to normal.
SAVING YOUR FINALE OPERANDI DOESN'T MAKE ITS POWER INCREASE. THAT'S NOT HOW THIS WORKS.
> 5L1N65H07: EXECUTE.
EVERYTHING THAT YOU JUST SAID HAPPENS. EXCEPT THAT. IT ONLY DOES 1x DAMAGE. AND, YOU DIDN'T SHATTER THE FIRST, SECOND, OR THIRD WALLS, BECAUSE THEY DON'T EXIST. SO, 40,000 DAMAGE.
I'm not going down easily. Finale Operandi: EXECUTE. This is going right down all of your... Windpipes? Prepare to die.
> THE_SERPENT: EXECUTE.
YOU USE YOUR FINALE OPERANDI, WHICH HAS CHANGED SINCE YOU LAST USED IT. YOU STILL GLOW ORCHID, BUT INSTEAD OF CALLING FORTH A GIANT UNAGI, YOU RAISE YOUR HAND, AND MASSIVE QUANTITIES OF LASERS SPEW OUT OF IT, ENCIRCLING THE FOURTH WALL AND HEADING THROUGHOUT THE VOID.
THESE ARE. THE ORCHID METERS. THEY DRAIN LIFE WITH EVERY PASSING SECOND. THEY CREATE AN AURA OF MISERY. 15 DAMAGE TO EVERY NON-PG PLAYER. EVERY NON-PG PLAYER'S HEALTH REGEN IS NEGATED THIS TURN.
Raspberry Pi: 6/10
Tippi: 10/20.
Count Bleck: 10/20.
Upgrade: 9/40.
Sir Quentin Trembly III Esquire: 3/40.
I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 7/10.
Nimble Core: 2/10.
Life Circuit: 2/6
MY TUBAS CHARGE THEIR FINALE OPERANDI.
ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE: IIIII MIND: II PAC-MAN: IIIIII EATEN: NULL PESTERCHUM: LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff] Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: III MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II GLITCH MODE: IIII SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIIII HYPER UBER MUSHROOMY GODMODDING NYAN NOGALISTIC FERROPPER VOID MAGICAL TUBA BAZOOKA: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII2/4
MORE CHAOS IS NEEDED. I'M ASSUMING THAT I CAN UNEQUIP THE SHZ NOW, BECAUSE I FOUGHT AND KILLED SCRATCH. EITHER WAY, I EQUIP THE X-INFERNO. IF I CAN'T UNEQUIP THE SHZ, I DUAL WIELD. FIRE BEATS CLOTH. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT. SO I BURN THE CLOTH WITH THE X-INFERNO. I HOLD IT ON THERE LONG ENOUGH, TO MAKE SURE IT IS VERY WELL SCORCHED. IF YOU TRY TO ATTACK ME DURING THIS, I DEFEND WITH THE SHZ.
I ALSO THROW A MICROSOFT CLOUD TRACKING DEVICE ONTO DIMENTIOSOME, WHICH ALLOWS ME TO TELEPORT TO HIM AND VIEW HIS LOCATION, JUST IN CASE SOMETHING COOL IS IN THE VOID. IT ALSO DRAGS HIM INTO THE VOID AT A FASTER PACE. SAYONARA.
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Not in use)
Torch x108 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / Name Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks x40 / PDA / Computer / Heart Container / Palutena's XBlade / Diamond Pickaxe / Candy Corn x4 / Widow's Black Matter / The Iron Web / X-Blizzard /X-Inferno / Hog Slop x20 / $$$ x20 / DOOMBRINGER / You'll feel a little ***** / BLUE HALO gear 13/15 / RED HALO gear 5/15
RIP TWIN ATTACK 15/15 COMPLETE CHAOS 40/40 Team Building Exercise 20/20
Oh no you didn't 10/10
Oh yes I did 10/10
Attack 5/5
Speed and Attack buff 5/5
Yet another Attack buff 5/5
Imma get you 3/20
Iron Helmet
Iron Chestplate
Iron Leggings
Iron Boots STRANGE HALF-ZATOICHI
Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Unusual Dead Cone
Wifi status: Connected IIIII Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: Not Connected IIIII
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 5 MESSAGES | CHAOS.EXE
DTGAI.zip
+3 trade available x1
YOU DIDN'T KILL SCRATCH. PITTHEANGEL DID. YOU'RE STILL HONORBOUND. HEH. YOU CAN'T DUAL WIELD. THE HALF-ZATOICHI IS A TWO-HANDED WEAPON.
I +3 trade with Dimentiosome.
2x 20/20
+4 to TheLordErelye (+1 from self +3 from trades)
I'm an expert at collecting glass shards! :3 I create a pile of the fourth wall glass near TheLordErelye's feet, not on them as that would be dangerous
The Armistyx - Equipped (Hands)
Unusual Big Elfin Deal - Equipped (Hat)
Iron Helmet - Equipped (Helmet)
Iron Chestplate - Equipped (Chest)
Iron Leggings - Equipped (Legs)
Iron Boots - Equipped (Feet)
im the random bro hacker that just rekt yo nonexistant firewall looks like yore os went 2 hell and let me in
Buddy, you just hacked your way into a fully sentient, currently offline AI's mainframe, across dimensions. You are apparently quite good. Heh. Not good enough. GTFO.
an ai? RAD! wait you want me out? lolololnope! you think your mlg enough 2 take me on f4g? not a chance
No, I think I'm another high power AI, hehe, prepare your computer's hard drive for a good wiping.
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Connection lost.
Woops, looks like I accidentally electrified his keyboard and killed him. Hehehe. Zapz. I like this job.
{I said a thing, and then the forums ate it, I tried to fix it and the forums ate more, and I gave up, so let's just say I'm playing jazz still, I attacked alot, and my finale is ready and saved. Why exactly was my finale a one post charge originally?}
7,000 DAMAGE. I GUESS.
SCRATCH PROBABLY MISREAD AND THOUGHT YOU HAD CHARGED IT UP ALREADY. IN ALL HONESTY. YOU SHOULD PROBABLY DROP THAT CHARGE. IF YOU DO, THEN THAT WILL HAVE BEEN 40,000 HP THAT SCRATCH STILL HAD. AND HE WOULD BE ALIVE RIGHT NOW. DO YOU WANT THAT?
DESTROYING A PLAYER IS PRETTY CHAOTIC. I MIGHT'VE JUST ASSISTED THE DESTRUCTION OF DIMENTIO, BUT I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO DESTROY MORE. THE_SERPENT WILL DO. HE IS TRYING TO HURT ME. I MUST DESTROY HIM.
>COMBAT OPERANDI: OH NO YOU DIDN'T (10/10) I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR A GOOD TIME TO USE THIS. I CATCH THE_SERPENT ON MY SWORD, IMPALING IT THROUGH HIM, AND THEN PLACING BOTH SWORDS NEXT TO HIS HEAD, AND SWINGING THEM BOTH TOGETHER, CUTTING HIS HEAD IN HALF. THEN I USE THE X-INFERNO TO SET FIRE TO HIM, AND HURL HIM AT LE.
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII
Torch x108 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / Name Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks x40 / PDA / Computer / Heart Container / Palutena's XBlade / Diamond Pickaxe / Candy Corn x4 / Widow's Black Matter / The Iron Web / X-Blizzard /X-Inferno / Hog Slop x20 / $$$ x20 / DOOMBRINGER / You'll feel a little ***** / BLUE HALO gear 14/15 / RED HALO gear 6/15
RIP TWIN ATTACK 15/15 COMPLETE CHAOS 40/40 Team Building Exercise 20/20
Oh no you didn't 10/10
Oh yes I did 10/10
Attack 5/5
Speed and Attack buff 5/5
Yet another Attack buff 5/5
Imma get you 4/20
Iron Helmet
Iron Chestplate
Iron Leggings
Iron Boots STRANGE HALF-ZATOICHI
Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Unusual Dead Cone
Wifi status: Connected IIIII Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: Not Connected IIIII
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 5 MESSAGES | CHAOS.EXE
DTGAI.zip
+3 trade available x2
THAT'S NOT A COMBAT OPERANDI.
DECAPITATION CAN ONLY BE USED AS A FINISHING MOVE. 6 DAMAGE TO THE UNAGI. I TELEPORT OUT OF THE WAY, THEN TELEPORT BEHIND YOU. YOU DID NOT DEFEND AGAINST ME IN YOUR POST. YOU ARE DEFENSELESS. 8 DAMAGE TO YOU.
40/40
3/40 x4 1 spent
EJF 22/40
Ammo 2/5 + 15 more
Hey! English! I figure if I'm disproving bosses I might as well make it an actual attack. So SUFFER!
Comabt operandi: Reality Crash, a 40 post charge
Now, you said that you have destroyed 1x10^36 universes (or 1000000000000000000000000000000000000). Let's assume you can destroy one universe per second. Then it would take you 1x10^36 seconds or 1.667x10^34 minutes or 2.778x10^32 hours or 1.157x10^31 days or 3.170x10^28 years. In comparison, our universe has only existed for 1.4x10^10 years and I believe it is around... 2% of its way through its life as we know it. thus, you have spent the life time of 4.5299x10^16 universes doing nothing but destroying other universes. Also, I would think your rate of universe destruction would be less than 1 per second because this battle started, what, 2 turns ago? A turn is 30 seconds long because one can brew 1.5 potions in that time and potions take 20 seconds to brew in real MineCraft. So have you destroyed 60 universes during this battle? Even if you can destroy universes that fast, 3 things occur to me. 1) If you can destroy universes that fast, it must be trivial right? So isn't it incredibly soul rendingly dull to repeat the same simple action for 3.17 thousand septillion years (a long time)? No wonder you're so angry; you're existence's most boring factory worker job. 2) I'm no expert in multiple universal physics, but doesn't it seem like you would run out of universes quite quickly? And along that same point, with all those universes being squished, seems like the chance of either Godcraft or Alternia getting randomly destroyed would be quite high. Even if it is a very small chance that one of those two universes get selected, you're still taking that small chance 1x10^36 times. And lastly and most importantly, 3) Why haven't you already blown up our universe? Surely the most logical course of action in this fight would be forcing us to stand down with the threat of instant universal destruction. Instead, you're using this cloudy "I'll do something really really bad in a minute" threat. Does it really take you 2 whole minutes to destroy a universe? In that case, you've spent 5.436x10^18 universe life times destroying other universes. (Or to say it differently, you've existed in from cradle to grave in 5426000000000000000 different universes breaking other universes). Random thought: what would happen if you destroyed the universe you were currently in? Now, if you listen closely everyone, you can hear Twin moaning at his computer screen when he goes to update.
anyway, long story short, YOU LIAR! (How do you even destroy a universe? Energy cannot be created or destroyed. Matter is, at its base form, energy. So therefor, you can convert mass to energy or vise-versa but you cannot destroy it.)
Ughhh... My wrist really hurts now. Anyway, Nimble, what are you suggesting that Wilson should do? He is a fox about the size of a silver fish. I've already transferred his stock over. I guess I could blaze through this book side quest bit to have him using magic by next turn. You could take him here then. But even then it would probably be less effective than me attacking head on unless he would auto attack.
Wilson's ongoing little side quest, now super wordy!: (I'll tell you once he is ready to go. We need backstory!)
Wilson finally opens the book, by anonymous, of corse. He thought back to where and when he had learned to read, but as the universe is about to end and my hand hurts, I'll save that story for another time. The title of the book was "The Lost and Ignored Art of Cosmic Magic". This should be a fun read.
chapter 1
I am writing this book for fear that the art of cosmic magic will be lost. Cosmic magic is a very broad, abstract and complex school of magic, so many mages prefer far simpler more tangible schools like fire or frost. However, the cosmos is a thing of wonder. Learning to harness its power can lead to incredible things. If you, the reader, want to learn cosmic magic, you must first understand the concepts. Brace yourself for possibly the hardest part of this book. Space exists on a 5 dimensional grid. For this book, I'll simply refer to it as "The Grid". 3 of the dimensions are the ones we walk through normally, x, y, and z. The 4th spacial dimension is a direction that most beings cannot see or travel down. Teleportation is quickly moving through this forth dimension. The final dimension is time. It has been theorized that there are in fact, 2 dimensions of time where one is the amount of time that has passed and the other is showing different versions of the events that took place. However, you don't need to worry about that now. In addition to these dimensions, The Grid has disturbances such as gravity, charge, or nuclear forces. These disturbances are often more valuable to a cosmic Mage than the normal dimensions. Cosmic magic is the art of seeing The Grid and manipulating it slightly to produce cosmic events. But in order to do this, you must first become attuned to it.
Wilson was reminded of why he hadn't finished the book.
Potions have arrived! Every player here (except The_Serpent) is free to take these potions. You can leave money for Wilson if you want or just steal them. I actually wanted to get rid of these potions and start clean, so feel free.
Stock: upgraded splash burning potion x2 (3$), potion of dark roast coffee x1 (3$), splash rejuvenation potion x2 (6$), splash bleeding potion x2 (3$)
Magic tip jar that has appeared out of nowhere: 0$
I know now isn't exactly the most ideal time, but things people say will actually affect which side Wilson leans towards.
+3 up for trade with anyone but Engie x2
WELL. PERHAPS I SHOULD HAVE WORDED THIS BETTER. I WOULD HAVE SCRATCH EXPLAIN THIS FOR ME, BUT AS YOU WELL KNOW. HE IS GONE. SO. I WILL HAVE TO DO THIS MYSELF.
I DO NOT NECESSARILY DESTROY UNIVERSES. IN FACT, MY INITIAL SUMMON IN ONE OCCURS AT THE END OF ITS LIFESPAN, WHICH WOULD BE ORCHESTRATED BY THOSE WHO I HAVE MANIPULATED TO SERVE ITS PURPOSE.
I CAN THEN USE MY POWERS AS THE LORD OF TIME TO TRAVEL THROUGHOUT THE UNIVERSE AND WREAK CHAOS AND HAVOC WHENEVER AND WHEREVER I WISH. AND YES, I AM AWARE THAT THE PROCESS OF INDIVIDUALLY DESTROYING THESE UNIVERSES, ENTERING THEM AND MESSING WITH THEM WOULD TAKE EONS.
BUT FOR A LORD OF TIME, ONE WHO HAS MULTIPLE COPIES OF HIMSELF IN EXISTENCE AT ALL TIMES, IT IS NOT REALLY THAT HARD.
I attempt to use Starry Night in an attack on the Cairo overcoat so ludicrously powerful it's clear it would never work. It works.
WELL NOW. YOU... YOU JUST DESTROYED MY COAT. THAT WAS MY FAVORITE COAT. GOOD THING I HAVE A BACKUP.
WHERE'S MY BACKUP COAT?
I DON'T BELIEVE IT. SOMEHOW. YOU DESTROYED MY OVERCOAT. AND. MY BACKUP COAT. SERIOUSLY. THIS IS NOT FUNNY. RRRGGHH... NO! I CAN STILL WIN THIS! I HAVE TO. IT WON'T BE HARD. HEHEHEHEH.
THANKS TO THE OFFENSE BUFF PROVIDED BY K4YNE, I KILL MANIACMASTER, IRECREEPER, AMPERZ4ND, ENGIE_NINJA, DEMONICDAVINCI, PITTHEANGEL, THELORDERELYE, PIONO, AEGIS-A095, THE_IDEA_MODPACK_MOD_MAN, NIMBLEGUY, DIMENTIOSOME, AND LEONSTAR0.
HAHAHAHAHA! IT DOESN'T MATTER NOW! EVEN THOUGH YOU DESTROYED MY COAT. YOU CAN'T DESTROY ME! IN ONE TURN, I'LL WIPE YOU ALL FROM EXISTENCE! THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME!
NOTHING! FINALLY! I CAN RULE THE ALPHA TIMELINE!
WAIT. WHAT IS THAT. THAT WHITE GUN. THAT YOU HAVE THERE.
...
The Fourth Wall:
Deudly Magnum. Ammo: 1. Specials: Capable of killing entities of any power level, even exceeding a First Guardian's.
K4yne: [PG] HP: HP: 25/25. Equipped: HELLSPAWN, CHAOS'S SINKER, STRANGE PHLOGISTINATOR. MAXED - MEDICUS MORTE. FINALE OPERANDI - PERSONAL INFERNO IIII
ManiacMasteR: [AG] HP: 0/25. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, DIAMOND SWORD, UNUSUAL SOBER STUNTMAN. MAXED - IUEBOQUE DOMINUM. FINALE OPERANDI - THE EARTH-SPLITTER IIII
The True Hunter: [AG] HP: 40/40. MAXED - ADUERSUS LUPUS. FINALE OPERANDI - LUNAR ULTIMATUM. IIII
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 0/25. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, XMD SWORD, STAFF OF THE COSMIC WHOLE. MAXED - POTENTIOR FUNDAE MAGNA. FINALE OPERANDI - ALPHA-OMEGA CONEXIO IIII
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 0/25. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, ENDERDRAGON'S SCYTHE, ENDERDRAGON HOODIE, METAL SLUG. MAXED - DUX CATHEDRA. FINALE OPERANDI - CHAIRSTORM CDXIII IIII
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 0/25. Equipped: WAR ARMOR, THE MERCURIAN MALADY, MONOCHROME SWORD. MAXED - ARGENTI IN BELLO. FINALE OPERANDI - HELL ON EARTH IIII
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 0/25. MAXED - FURTIM ARTIFEX. FINALE OPERANDI - MORE GUN IIII
TT2000: [AG] HP: 0/25. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, STARRY NIGHT. MAXED - VENIT NOX. FINALE OPERANDI - NIGHT OF GREEN SUN IIII
Piono: [AG] HP: 0/25. Equipped: BROKEN URANIUM'S UMBRAGE, DISC OF MOJANG. MAXED - ET ALIUS. FINALE OPERANDI - WRITER'S BLOCK IIII
fseftr: [PG] HP: 23/25. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, RED BARRELS, SMALL CUEBALL VIEWFINDER. MAXED - VICTOR EX HYACINTHO. FINALE OPERANDI - RHAPSODY IN BLUE IIII
Aegis-A095: [AG] HP: 0/25. MAXED - ET CONTRA DEFENDERE. FINALE OPERANDI - ULTIMATE ALCHEMY IIII
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 0/25. Equipped: BLUE HALO ARMOR, STRANGE HALF-ZATOICHI, CLOUD CONTROL HOODIE, HUNGER FORCE, UNUSUAL DEAD CONE. MAXED - RARUM EXITIO CONSUMPTIS. FINALE OPERANDI - SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 0/25. Equipped: INSANITY TUBAS. MAXED - METALLI VAGUS. FINALE OPERANDI - SOURCE CODE IIII
The Unagi: [PG] HP: 34/50. Equipped: THE CROSSCIRCLE, ORCHID PULSAR, SCOUT SHAKO. FINALE OPERANDI - ORCHID METERS IIII
I +3 trade with Talist
20/20
18/20
+4 to TheLordErelye (+1 from self +3 from trades)
I respawn
The Armistyx - Equipped (Hands)
Unusual Big Elfin Deal - Equipped (Hat)
Iron Helmet - Equipped (Helmet)
Iron Chestplate - Equipped (Chest)
Iron Leggings - Equipped (Legs)
Iron Boots - Equipped (Feet)
Pair of Golden Ribbons - Equipped (Arms)
I grab the Deudly Magnum and press it to Leonstar's forehead. I fire before he moves. If the bullet would fly through him into LE, I immediately jump in front of the bullet. I destroy the gun with a huge blast assisted by the Rage Drone. I also destroy the bullet if it survives.
BTW, no editing your posts to get in before me, Leon or Nimble. Nimble, you nulled, and Leon, you just respawned. That's extremely bad sportsmanship and drives me crazy.
I respawn. and take the magnum. No need. What? I just remembered. Remembered what? What Doc Scratch's spoil of war was in the alternate timeline. Really? Yes. The Deudly Magnum. You're kidding me. You just remember this now? Well excuse me! I've been sort addled from a rough travel back in time. On three. Right. One. Two. Three!!!
With a blast that can be heard across the fourth wall, and felt across all of the universe, two deudly magnums go off at once, both pointed right at Lord English. Results are predictable.
Crap, out of ammo. Same here. Wait, your spoil of war has ammo? Yeah... It was sort of... the exact same as what you got. I had to find magic cueballs to use it and I only got one. The one Doc Scratch loaded right before I killed him. Well that makes these useless. Yup. I'll keep mine anyways. Doesn't matter for me. I figure the whole paradox resolution thing is going to kick in when we get back to the battlefield. Whatever it is, chances are it'll completely remove me from the events here. Well, it was nice working with you. Shut up. You know us, I'll probably be back at some point in the future, just not this godmodding war. True.
((OOC: YES!!!! I FINALLY GOT A KILLING SHOT IN ON AN ENTITY!!!!! Believe it or not. I have not dealt the finishing blow to a single entity in my entire history of DTG))
EDIT:
Let's try that again shall we? I posted immediately and edited my post because it said I posted right after nimble and leon.
So I'll just counter the two above me.
Fseftr dives for the deudly magnum.
No!
I respawn, but I'm too late to stop him.
Dimentio shoots him off the platform before he can grab it though.
Then serpent grabs it, shooting leonstar.
NOO!!!!
THIS RUINS EVERYTHING!!!
Relax...
HOW?!?! LORD ENGLISH JUST WON!!! Doc Scratch's spoil of war was a deudly magnum
You only mention this now?!?! It was one-use, I was saving it.
You're kidding me. A one-use spoil of war. Yup.
Came in handy. Yup.
Blam!!!
The Deudly Magnum goes off, aimed right at Lord English.
A sound heard across the fourth wall.
And felt across the universe.
Results are predictable.
Elsewhere, a dimension westward from the attempted rebellion led by Robomonkey, a moon is in ruins. The Alternian system, once the scourge of its galaxy, has been forgotten by time and space. Its inhabitants migrated to other worlds, its children becoming fallen gods, and they were never heard from again. Its green moon, created by its narcissistic ruler, briefly shared the spotlight, thanks to a war in crossover, and then, when its time was done, forgotten once more. Since Lord English's violent arrival, the moon had become split in two, its core leaking out into space, creating shrapnel for the main planet that bombarded its surface long after its Reckoning.
On the half that was ejected, the one that served as the homestead for Doc Scratch, all life signs have ceased, bar one. The moon has gone dark, all power supply that lit the jade city depleted thanks to the upheaval. On the floor, a figure stirs. She is completely blocky, not at all meshing with her surroundings. strudelkitty, somehow, has evaded death, thanks to the prolonged guidance of her master. However, she realizes something. There is no buzzing in her head anymore. She cannot feel Him. She stands up.
She cannot feel anything constantly guiding over her, watching her in the corners of her mind. She cannot hear the static in her head as he used her. It is all absent, removed like the life on this moon. She is free. That must mean that They succeeded in their quest. They killed Him. But they did not kill His Master. He would constantly refer to this being as his Employer, or his Accomplice. But everyone who served as His pawns or knights knew the truth that He Himself could not accept. His Master was using Him, beating Him at his own game. Using Scratch, he orchestrated a petty invasion scheme all for one purpose: blank. That was the thing. Strudel didn't know what. But she knew that They were not finished. There was still something left.
She remembers her time spent back on the server, GodCraft. She remembers watching Them from afar, in all their glory, fighting the Godmodder and serving as pariahs, yet role models all the same. They were everything she wanted to be, and yet could not be. And then, when faced with the prospect of becoming one of Them, she accepted. She fell into His trap. She was as much of a sucker as They were. But, she thought, maybe there was still time to set things right. Maybe one good deed could counteract all of the bad she had done.
She climbed the ruined tower, eschewing the certainly broken elevator. Eventually, she reached His room. Or, what was left of it. It was completely obliterated, except for one thing. The Machine she had created. Cobbled together from a mix of ectobiological, alchemical, and downright mind-boggling components, this Machine, she knew, was what she called a Supercharger. Using a power source, you could boost the power levels of any living thing you wanted, so long as it matched the DNA of what it was set to. In this case, she had charged up Scratch. It had given him his resistance to alchemy, among other things. She thought of the Light that had sent her here. What had happened that led up to it?
Of course. She remembered. The Two. Build and Split, green and red. They were First Guardians too. They were like Scratch. But, as He had explained, the Two were Two because their mind had been shattered. What was once whole became two polar opposites who could not coexist, eventually driving them apart and ensuring both of their deaths. Deaths... She wondered. Could this Machine be used to bring back the dead?
If anything, it was worth a shot.
~~~
Clashes of living color. Green and red. The sound of metal against metal. Green and red. The intense gazes of eyes like supernovas, obscured behind glasses. Green and red. Two brothers, once held back within the confines of their own mind, then given flesh and blood independent from each other, now mere afterlives existing Elsewhere. And they still fight, after all this time. It is the only logical course of action. The green one, Build, doing it for his own good. The red one, Split, doing it because he could.
This Afterlife, a pure white void, comprised of the memories of its inhabitants given warped, bleached form, served as a sort of purgatory for these two. They were trapped here. They had to fight each other, continue the Shatter, to see who was getting out. And despite the ground Build gained in life, it seemed that he was losing it in death.
"Even in death," Split cried. "Even in death I'm beating you!" Metal against metal. "No throne! No players! Just us!" Living color. "And I'm still! Beating! You!" He kicked Build, who skidded down the hall. Build struggled to get up. He could not. "Even in death," Build spat. "Even in death you remain a merciless killer." Eyes of supernovas. "And I'll still beat you." Build offered a grin. "Whatever it takes."
Split stood in shock. "How can you be so optimistic?! It infuriates me!" He pointed at Build, and his throne glowed ruby. Tendrils of energy moved from it, and ejected towards Build, grappling him, holding him in place. They covered him like an ocean of darkness given form. Split flew towards him and held his sword at his neck. "You know, if you die in here, then you just come back. So I'll get to kill you, forever. And luckily, being a Time player, time is on my side."
~~~
Strudelkitty inputted the proper commands on the Machine. Luckily, it registered the name of 'TWINBUILDER' as a First Guardian. That was a relief. Good thing He had told her the Two's real name. Her finger hovered over the final button in the sequence. The last time she did this, it nearly killed Them. She wondered if this would be enough. She hoped. If this could bring TwinBuilder back from the dead, then this would all have been worth it. She pressed the button.
I +3 trade with Talist
20/20
18/20
+4 to TheLordErelye (+1 from self +3 from trades)
I respawn
The Armistyx - Equipped (Hands)
Unusual Big Elfin Deal - Equipped (Hat)
Iron Helmet - Equipped (Helmet)
Iron Chestplate - Equipped (Chest)
Iron Leggings - Equipped (Legs)
Iron Boots - Equipped (Feet)
Pair of Golden Ribbons - Equipped (Arms)
I grab the Deudly Magnum and press it to Leonstar's forehead. I fire before he moves. If the bullet would fly through him into LE, I immediately jump in front of the bullet. I destroy the gun with a huge blast assisted by the Rage Drone. I also destroy the bullet if it survives.
ALRIGHT. YOU GO GRAB IT NOW. COME ON! WHAT? IT TELEPORTED FROM YOU TOO! IN A FLASH OF... GREEN. OH HELL.
"So one turn left on the "timer", eh? If that's so, i think we need to call for a little more !!FUN!!."
And so, a curtain falls down over one of the "boundaries" of the 4th wall. When we cut out of it, we're greeted to...well, the boundary's still there, but it looks like there's a lot of nice red seats there. And doors with weapon remover machines on them.
Looks like we have some sort of audience.
...I just realised that quite a bit of things can damage people but aren't classified as weapons.
...This can only end so well.
~AUDIENCE MEMBERS: 8~
(Let me clarify everything:
The audience will react to the attacks made by the users/English with approval or disapproval. Whether or not it's good or bad depends on the flashiness of the attack, the amount of time charged, and the damage it does. The more approval gained, the more likely the audience will have a chance to give you a positive bonus (HP+, Attack+, etc...), while the disapproval will be the opposite. The audience can go either way with their reactions; any attack can be approved or disapproved. The audience will also fill up as attacks keep piling up, and the more audience, the more general chance approval or disapproval giving effects, along with increasing the chance of rare effects. The "Middle Ground" [50/50 Approve/Disapprove date] is 8,000 damage. If you don't want this to happen, i'm okay with it.)
The interesting thing is... Twinbuilder would never let us get a game over.
Of the four posts above me, two were null, and the other two were trying to enforce a game over.
And so, I get my first ever finishing move. And its on Lord English. I am very proud of myself. And very happy.
NO. DO NOT DO IT. DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT DOING IT! DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT NOT DOING IT! NO! I FORBID YOU! I CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The Fourth Wall:
K4yne: [PG] HP: HP: 25/25. Equipped: HELLSPAWN, CHAOS'S SINKER, STRANGE PHLOGISTINATOR. MAXED - MEDICUS MORTE. FINALE OPERANDI - PERSONAL INFERNO IIII
ManiacMasteR: [AG] HP: 25/25. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, DIAMOND SWORD, UNUSUAL SOBER STUNTMAN. MAXED - IUEBOQUE DOMINUM. FINALE OPERANDI - THE EARTH-SPLITTER IIII
The True Hunter: [AG] HP: 40/40. MAXED - ADUERSUS LUPUS. FINALE OPERANDI - LUNAR ULTIMATUM. IIII
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 25/25. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, XMD SWORD, STAFF OF THE COSMIC WHOLE. MAXED - POTENTIOR FUNDAE MAGNA. FINALE OPERANDI - ALPHA-OMEGA CONEXIO IIII
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 25/25. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, ENDERDRAGON'S SCYTHE, ENDERDRAGON HOODIE, METAL SLUG. MAXED - DUX CATHEDRA. FINALE OPERANDI - CHAIRSTORM CDXIII IIII
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 25/25. Equipped: WAR ARMOR, THE MERCURIAN MALADY, MONOCHROME SWORD. MAXED - ARGENTI IN BELLO. FINALE OPERANDI - HELL ON EARTH IIII
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 25/25. MAXED - FURTIM ARTIFEX. FINALE OPERANDI - MORE GUN IIII
TT2000: [AG] HP: 25/25. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, STARRY NIGHT. MAXED - VENIT NOX. FINALE OPERANDI - NIGHT OF GREEN SUN IIII
Piono: [AG] HP: 25/25. Equipped: BROKEN URANIUM'S UMBRAGE, DISC OF MOJANG. MAXED - ET ALIUS. FINALE OPERANDI - WRITER'S BLOCK IIII
fseftr: [PG] HP: 25/25. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, RED BARRELS, SMALL CUEBALL VIEWFINDER. MAXED - VICTOR EX HYACINTHO. FINALE OPERANDI - RHAPSODY IN BLUE IIII
Aegis-A095: [AG] HP: 25/25. MAXED - ET CONTRA DEFENDERE. FINALE OPERANDI - ULTIMATE ALCHEMY IIII
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 25/25. Equipped: BLUE HALO ARMOR, STRANGE HALF-ZATOICHI, CLOUD CONTROL HOODIE, HUNGER FORCE, UNUSUAL DEAD CONE. MAXED - RARUM EXITIO CONSUMPTIS. FINALE OPERANDI - SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 25/25. Equipped: INSANITY TUBAS. MAXED - METALLI VAGUS. FINALE OPERANDI - SOURCE CODE IIII
The Unagi: [PG] HP: 34/50. Equipped: THE CROSSCIRCLE, ORCHID PULSAR, SCOUT SHAKO. FINALE OPERANDI - ORCHID METERS IIII
And so it was, that after eternal eternities of terrorizing reality itself, Lord English, somehow, was killed. He fell off of the very Fourth Wall that he had helped break, and sunk into the depths of the Void. The Crockercorp Fleet was nearly incapacitated. Bec Noir was as well. Scratch was dead. Lord English was dead.
Now there was only one thing left to do. Get rid of the Invasion itself.
18/40 (+3 from trade, +1 from self)
Why, thank you, Talist. I go over and buy a splash rejuvenation potion. I leave six dollars as it was priced, but then dump multiple hundreds in the tip jar after reading this fraction of the day's Wilson's sidequest. The fragments have all been put in place, and I have begun the energy transfusion. I take one damage as a sort of spark to alight the energy of the Wall. I wonder what shall occur with the invasion and the resistance down on the server once I close up this thing. Whatever it is, I doubt it shall be beneficial to the fleet, nor English. Hmm... Nimble... Use the Tubas... Hurry... He seeks it... The knowledge.
I +3 trade with Talist.
40/40
5/40 x3
EJF 24/40
Ammo 2/5 + 16 more (+3 from Erelye)
Seems like I'm attracting some attention. That's good because I can probably handle that with my doubled health and actual armor. I could try and absorb your attack Serpent, but I prefer grace to rage. I break open a potion of rejuvenation on myself and any nearby injured allies and then fade off into the mist, stalking my prey before my next attack. And yes, I have not read any Homestuck so I have no clue about English's anatomy beyond the picture Twin made.
Wilson's ongoing little side quest, now mostly blank!:
Magic tip jar that has appeared out of nowhere: 6$?
I know now isn't exactly the most ideal time, but things people say will actually affect which side Wilson leans towards.
+3 up for trade with anyone but Engie x1
+3 to fixing the wall again
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
I'll be making my great escape now!
Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Cuekind, Swordkind, Rodkind
A
Primary: Hellspawn
Melee: Chaos's Sinker
Hat: Chaotic Nickel Amassment of Hats
Cosmetic: Up All Night
B
Primary: Strange Phlogistinator
Robo K4yne's Hotbar
Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Laserkind, Controllerkind
Primary: The Black Flag
Secondary: Bombs For Blasting At You
Melee: The Maroon Marvel
Hat: The Treasure of Blackbeard
Cosmetic: Davy Jones' Helmet
Cosmetic II: One Errant Twitch
> K4yne: Offense buff The_Serpent/Eel.
> R. K.: Offense buff Lord English.
License Board Stats
20 License Points
Fire License, Fira License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
21 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 2
1 Point, Next LV. at 50 Points
Fishing LV. 1
15 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Items:
1x Bandage
1x Candy Corn
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Finale Operandi: 3/4
"You see, due to being a good part mechanical, I couldn't exist as I originally existed, so I have to make myself into an AI of sorts. In a technical sense, my form here is an OS itself, and I'm not truly here. The player you see here? One of the Light Combat models. I use them to avoid direct combat, since leaving my control core would cause an obscene amount of damage across nearly every reality in existence. I should know. I tried once. Accidentally caused the Resonance cascade, among other stupid things. These drones, as they technically are, can be infinitely reproduced, so there's not much chance of me running out of these. But they aren't as sturdy as I'd like them to be. This one's nearly spent."
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
TheLordErelye, I actually traded 12 with you last round so you actually have 30 charges. Which means I can finish the charge this round!
2 from my 1st
4 from my 2nd
6 from my 3rd
/null post
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
What dark magic is this! Twin/English is this correct? Hold on, allow me to check. If so, I owe you a great deal. /null Edit: It is correct! I shall wait until the start of next turn to end this. /null once more
/nullpost
Yes I did, twice in fact. I gave him +3 then he traded with me so that was another +3 to him then I gave him another +3 for free.
/N
/U
/L
/L
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Sorry talist, I can't pick up wilson this round, I've already used up both piono's actions, as well as wilson's. Dimentio will pick up assistants for his first action once twin updates (read as, my first post) instead of at the end of my three actions like I did before. He will also pick up assistants for anyone else that wants them.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I'M SORRY. NO ENDERMEN ARE COMING TO SAVE YOU. NO-ENTITY ZONE, REMEMBER?
10,000 DAMAGE.
85,000 DAMAGE. YOU BURN MY COAT.
8,000 DAMAGE. I GUESS? MUSIC IS HARD.
ALRIGHT THEN.
IF YOU WANTED TO COLLECT THE SHARDS OF THE FOURTH WALL, YOU WOULD HAVE TO. AS I SAID EARLIER. CONDEMN YOURSELF TO ETERNAL OBLIVION.
+6 HP.
NO.
YOU UNBOX A STEREOTYPICAL GUN. BIG WHOOP. OH. AND 2,000 DAMAGE TO MY COAT.
THE_SERPENT IS NOT AN ACTUAL UNAGI. IT'S HIS NAME NOW. THEREFORE, YOUR ATTACK FAILS.
YES. YES I DO. WHEN I PLAYED THE GAME. I WAS THE LORD OF TIME. THAT MEANS, I STILL AM THE LORD OF TIME. SO GUESS WHAT.
I CONTROL TIME. COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY. I CAN BE ANYWHERE, ANYWHEN. WHICH IS WHY. BEFORE THE BATTLE. I WENT BACK TO YOUR CREATION. AND INCLUDED SEVERAL LINES OF CODE IN YOUR PROGRAMMING.
WHICH. OF COURSE. YOU HAVE NOT FOUND OUT ABOUT UNTIL JUST NOW. AS IT SHOULD BE. I THEN RUN THESE LINES OF CODE, WHICH SET YOUR VOID POWERS TO, UPON ACTIVATION, REDIRECT THEMSELVES TO YOU, EFFECTIVELY VOIDING YOUR VOID POWERS.
THIS, OF COURSE, CREATES A SMALL PARADOX THAT COMPLETELY CANCELS YOUR VOID POWERS FROM EVER EXISTING. SO, IF I WERE YOU. I WOULDN'T USE THOSE POWERS. UNLESS YOU WANT TO PAINFULLY HAVE YOUR TITLE EXTRICATED FROM YOU.
9,000 DAMAGE.
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN WHEN I SAY "YOUR" UNIVERSE. YOU BOOST YOUR AND K4YNES' MAX HEALTH.
AS MUCH AS CLAIMING THE CONTENTS OF THE GROUP INVENTORY FOR YOUR OWN WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA. IT APPEARS THE GAME CANNOT ALLOW THAT. AND I REALLY DON'T FEEL LIKE GAME-BREAKING RIGHT NOW. FOR SOME REASON. SO I WON'T.
3,000 DAMAGE.
4 DAMAGE TO FSEFTR AND THE UNAGI.
FOOL. I AM LAUGH-PROOF. I'M FAIRLY CERTAIN IT WAS A BADGE I GOT WHEN I STARTED CLIMBING THE GOD TIERS. IT MAKES YOU IMMUNE TO ALL TYPES OF HUMOR WHATSOEVER.
I THEN RIDDLE YOU WITH BULLETS. NO SURPRISE. 9 DAMAGE.
OH. MY "MISTAKE". IT TURNS OUT THE STEREOTYPICAL GUN IS A GENUINE M1 GARAND. WHICH IS A STEREOTYPICAL GUN ANYWAY.
1,000 DAMAGE.
SAVING YOUR FINALE OPERANDI DOESN'T MAKE ITS POWER INCREASE. THAT'S NOT HOW THIS WORKS.
EVERYTHING THAT YOU JUST SAID HAPPENS. EXCEPT THAT. IT ONLY DOES 1x DAMAGE. AND, YOU DIDN'T SHATTER THE FIRST, SECOND, OR THIRD WALLS, BECAUSE THEY DON'T EXIST. SO, 40,000 DAMAGE.
BEEP. GAME SAVED. NOT. LOOKS LIKE THAT FEATURE HAS BEEN...DISABLED. HEH.
5,000 DAMAGE.
YOU USE YOUR FINALE OPERANDI, WHICH HAS CHANGED SINCE YOU LAST USED IT. YOU STILL GLOW ORCHID, BUT INSTEAD OF CALLING FORTH A GIANT UNAGI, YOU RAISE YOUR HAND, AND MASSIVE QUANTITIES OF LASERS SPEW OUT OF IT, ENCIRCLING THE FOURTH WALL AND HEADING THROUGHOUT THE VOID.
THESE ARE. THE ORCHID METERS. THEY DRAIN LIFE WITH EVERY PASSING SECOND. THEY CREATE AN AURA OF MISERY. 15 DAMAGE TO EVERY NON-PG PLAYER. EVERY NON-PG PLAYER'S HEALTH REGEN IS NEGATED THIS TURN.
OH NO. MY "ONLY WEAKNESS". 7,000 DAMAGE. 1 DAMAGE TO UNAGI.
YOU'RE. YOU'RE IN THE VOID RIGHT NOW.
YOU DIDN'T KILL SCRATCH. PITTHEANGEL DID. YOU'RE STILL HONORBOUND. HEH. YOU CAN'T DUAL WIELD. THE HALF-ZATOICHI IS A TWO-HANDED WEAPON.
10 DAMAGE. TO THE UNAGI.
7,000 DAMAGE. I GUESS.
SCRATCH PROBABLY MISREAD AND THOUGHT YOU HAD CHARGED IT UP ALREADY. IN ALL HONESTY. YOU SHOULD PROBABLY DROP THAT CHARGE. IF YOU DO, THEN THAT WILL HAVE BEEN 40,000 HP THAT SCRATCH STILL HAD. AND HE WOULD BE ALIVE RIGHT NOW. DO YOU WANT THAT?
THAT'S NOT A COMBAT OPERANDI.
DECAPITATION CAN ONLY BE USED AS A FINISHING MOVE. 6 DAMAGE TO THE UNAGI. I TELEPORT OUT OF THE WAY, THEN TELEPORT BEHIND YOU. YOU DID NOT DEFEND AGAINST ME IN YOUR POST. YOU ARE DEFENSELESS. 8 DAMAGE TO YOU.
1,000 DAMAGE.
WELL. PERHAPS I SHOULD HAVE WORDED THIS BETTER. I WOULD HAVE SCRATCH EXPLAIN THIS FOR ME, BUT AS YOU WELL KNOW. HE IS GONE. SO. I WILL HAVE TO DO THIS MYSELF.
I DO NOT NECESSARILY DESTROY UNIVERSES. IN FACT, MY INITIAL SUMMON IN ONE OCCURS AT THE END OF ITS LIFESPAN, WHICH WOULD BE ORCHESTRATED BY THOSE WHO I HAVE MANIPULATED TO SERVE ITS PURPOSE.
I CAN THEN USE MY POWERS AS THE LORD OF TIME TO TRAVEL THROUGHOUT THE UNIVERSE AND WREAK CHAOS AND HAVOC WHENEVER AND WHEREVER I WISH. AND YES, I AM AWARE THAT THE PROCESS OF INDIVIDUALLY DESTROYING THESE UNIVERSES, ENTERING THEM AND MESSING WITH THEM WOULD TAKE EONS.
BUT FOR A LORD OF TIME, ONE WHO HAS MULTIPLE COPIES OF HIMSELF IN EXISTENCE AT ALL TIMES, IT IS NOT REALLY THAT HARD.
YOU DEFENSE BUFF YOURSELF AND RAISE CURA ON MY OVERCOAT. THANK YOU.
WELL NOW. YOU... YOU JUST DESTROYED MY COAT. THAT WAS MY FAVORITE COAT. GOOD THING I HAVE A BACKUP.
WHERE'S MY BACKUP COAT?
I DON'T BELIEVE IT. SOMEHOW. YOU DESTROYED MY OVERCOAT. AND. MY BACKUP COAT. SERIOUSLY. THIS IS NOT FUNNY. RRRGGHH... NO! I CAN STILL WIN THIS! I HAVE TO. IT WON'T BE HARD. HEHEHEHEH.
THANKS TO THE OFFENSE BUFF PROVIDED BY K4YNE, I KILL MANIACMASTER, IRECREEPER, AMPERZ4ND, ENGIE_NINJA, DEMONICDAVINCI, PITTHEANGEL, THELORDERELYE, PIONO, AEGIS-A095, THE_IDEA_MODPACK_MOD_MAN, NIMBLEGUY, DIMENTIOSOME, AND LEONSTAR0.
HAHAHAHAHA! IT DOESN'T MATTER NOW! EVEN THOUGH YOU DESTROYED MY COAT. YOU CAN'T DESTROY ME! IN ONE TURN, I'LL WIPE YOU ALL FROM EXISTENCE! THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME!
NOTHING! FINALLY! I CAN RULE THE ALPHA TIMELINE!
WAIT. WHAT IS THAT. THAT WHITE GUN. THAT YOU HAVE THERE.
...
The Fourth Wall:
Deudly Magnum. Ammo: 1. Specials: Capable of killing entities of any power level, even exceeding a First Guardian's.
K4yne: [PG] HP: HP: 25/25. Equipped: HELLSPAWN, CHAOS'S SINKER, STRANGE PHLOGISTINATOR. MAXED - MEDICUS MORTE. FINALE OPERANDI - PERSONAL INFERNO IIII
ManiacMasteR: [AG] HP: 0/25. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, DIAMOND SWORD, UNUSUAL SOBER STUNTMAN. MAXED - IUEBOQUE DOMINUM. FINALE OPERANDI - THE EARTH-SPLITTER IIII
The True Hunter: [AG] HP: 40/40. MAXED - ADUERSUS LUPUS. FINALE OPERANDI - LUNAR ULTIMATUM. IIII
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 0/25. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, XMD SWORD, STAFF OF THE COSMIC WHOLE. MAXED - POTENTIOR FUNDAE MAGNA. FINALE OPERANDI - ALPHA-OMEGA CONEXIO IIII
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 0/25. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, ENDERDRAGON'S SCYTHE, ENDERDRAGON HOODIE, METAL SLUG. MAXED - DUX CATHEDRA. FINALE OPERANDI - CHAIRSTORM CDXIII IIII
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 0/25. Equipped: WAR ARMOR, THE MERCURIAN MALADY, MONOCHROME SWORD. MAXED - ARGENTI IN BELLO. FINALE OPERANDI - HELL ON EARTH IIII
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 0/25. MAXED - FURTIM ARTIFEX. FINALE OPERANDI - MORE GUN IIII
TT2000: [AG] HP: 0/25. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, STARRY NIGHT. MAXED - VENIT NOX. FINALE OPERANDI - NIGHT OF GREEN SUN IIII
DemonicDaVinci: [N] HP: 0/25. Equipped: RETALIATIVE ARMOR, ROLEPLAY SLAYER HALBERD, DAVINCI AGGRESSOR, UNUSUAL ENGINEER'S CAP. MAXED - FUROR IMPIUS FACTOREUM. FINALE OPERANDI - EDEN'S MASTERPIECE IIII
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 0/25. Equipped: FLINTLOCK STAFF, UNUSUAL COUNTERFEIT BILLYCOCK. MAXED - DUES SAGIITTARUS. FINALE OPERANDI - GODSEND IIII
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 0/25. MAXED - DRACONEM OCCIDIT. FINALE OPERANDI - VOID 4/4
Piono: [AG] HP: 0/25. Equipped: BROKEN URANIUM'S UMBRAGE, DISC OF MOJANG. MAXED - ET ALIUS. FINALE OPERANDI - WRITER'S BLOCK IIII
fseftr: [PG] HP: 23/25. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, RED BARRELS, SMALL CUEBALL VIEWFINDER. MAXED - VICTOR EX HYACINTHO. FINALE OPERANDI - RHAPSODY IN BLUE IIII
Aegis-A095: [AG] HP: 0/25. MAXED - ET CONTRA DEFENDERE. FINALE OPERANDI - ULTIMATE ALCHEMY IIII
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 0/25. Equipped: BLUE HALO ARMOR, STRANGE HALF-ZATOICHI, CLOUD CONTROL HOODIE, HUNGER FORCE, UNUSUAL DEAD CONE. MAXED - RARUM EXITIO CONSUMPTIS. FINALE OPERANDI - SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 0/25. Equipped: INSANITY TUBAS. MAXED - METALLI VAGUS. FINALE OPERANDI - SOURCE CODE IIII
The Unagi: [PG] HP: 34/50. Equipped: THE CROSSCIRCLE, ORCHID PULSAR, SCOUT SHAKO. FINALE OPERANDI - ORCHID METERS IIII
huffpuff1337: [AG] HP: 0/25. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, DIAMOND SWORD. Lv. 4: Elite.
Dimentiosome: [AG] HP: 0/25. Lv. 2: Second Guesser.
Leonstar0: [AG] HP: 0/25. Equipped: ARMISTYX, UNUSUAL BIG ELFIN DEAL. Level 9: Supernova.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 0/25. Equipped: SHOTGUN, ARCHON SWORD. Lv. 5: Manhunter.
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Group Inventory:
15 Gun Magazines / 5 Heart Containers / Clock / 60 Captchalogue Cards / Problem Sleuth Anthology / 2 Shotguns / 50 Ammo Packs / 10 Water Bottles / The Nature of Split Personalities / First Guardians for Dummies / Pesterchum 101 / 3 Bandages / 2 Diamonds / Piece of Paper / 3 Name Tags / 2 Desc. Tags / PDA / 3 Golden Apples / 3 Record Discs / Jukebox / Rolled-Up Scroll / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / 3 Chests / Large Bookshelf / Red Potion / 60 Steak / 256 Wooden Planks / 32 Nether Wart / Level Raiser
Sacred Items:
10 Elf Tears / 25 Hog Slop / 11 Pie Filling / 10 Weasel Snot
Escape from Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [AG]
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20/20
18/20
+4 to TheLordErelye (+1 from self +3 from trades)
I respawn
The Armistyx - Equipped (Hands)
Unusual Big Elfin Deal - Equipped (Hat)
Iron Helmet - Equipped (Helmet)
Iron Chestplate - Equipped (Chest)
Iron Leggings - Equipped (Legs)
Iron Boots - Equipped (Feet)
Pair of Golden Ribbons - Equipped (Arms)
PDA
Wand Set
Diamond Sword
Diamond Pickaxe
Torch x128
Crafting Table
Furnace
Enchanting Table
Chest x2
Tea cup
Mirrors, 1 shattered.
Lamps
4 dimes
1 quarter
3 pennies
1 Finale Operandi Token
Level 9: Supernova
18/22 Health (+2 Base health - Golden Cadueus)
3+attack - Cheer
+50% attack - Omniscient Blessing
3+defense – Cheer
+2 health regen - Golden Caduceus
+2% attack - Golden Caduceus
+5% Crit - Poision mists
On Crit: Inflict poision for 3 turns - Poision mists
BTW, no editing your posts to get in before me, Leon or Nimble. Nimble, you nulled, and Leon, you just respawned. That's extremely bad sportsmanship and drives me crazy.
Oh no
I respawn.and take the magnum.No need.What?I just remembered.Remembered what?What Doc Scratch's spoil of war was in the alternate timeline.Really?Yes. The Deudly Magnum.You're kidding me.You just remember this now?Well excuse me! I've been sort addled from a rough travel back in time.On three.Right.One.Two.Three!!!With a blast that can be heard across the fourth wall, and felt across all of the universe, two deudly magnums go off at once, both pointed right at Lord English.Results are predictable.Crap, out of ammo.Same here.Wait, your spoil of war has ammo?Yeah... It was sort of... the exact same as what you got.I had to find magic cueballs to use it and I only got one.The one Doc Scratch loaded right before I killed him.Well that makes these useless.Yup.I'll keep mine anyways.Doesn't matter for me. I figure the whole paradox resolution thing is going to kick in when we get back to the battlefield.Whatever it is, chances are it'll completely remove me from the events here.Well, it was nice working with you.Shut up. You know us, I'll probably be back at some point in the future, just not this godmodding war.True.((OOC: YES!!!! I FINALLY GOT A KILLING SHOT IN ON AN ENTITY!!!!! Believe it or not. I have not dealt the finishing blow to a single entity in my entire history of DTG))EDIT:
Let's try that again shall we? I posted immediately and edited my post because it said I posted right after nimble and leon.
So I'll just counter the two above me.
Fseftr dives for the deudly magnum.
No!
I respawn, but I'm too late to stop him.
Dimentio shoots him off the platform before he can grab it though.
Then serpent grabs it, shooting leonstar.
NOO!!!!
THIS RUINS EVERYTHING!!!
Relax...
HOW?!?! LORD ENGLISH JUST WON!!!
Doc Scratch's spoil of war was a deudly magnum
You only mention this now?!?!
It was one-use, I was saving it.
You're kidding me. A one-use spoil of war.
Yup.
Came in handy.
Yup.
Blam!!!
The Deudly Magnum goes off, aimed right at Lord English.
A sound heard across the fourth wall.
And felt across the universe.
Results are predictable.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
INTERMISSION
Elsewhere, a dimension westward from the attempted rebellion led by Robomonkey, a moon is in ruins. The Alternian system, once the scourge of its galaxy, has been forgotten by time and space. Its inhabitants migrated to other worlds, its children becoming fallen gods, and they were never heard from again. Its green moon, created by its narcissistic ruler, briefly shared the spotlight, thanks to a war in crossover, and then, when its time was done, forgotten once more. Since Lord English's violent arrival, the moon had become split in two, its core leaking out into space, creating shrapnel for the main planet that bombarded its surface long after its Reckoning.
On the half that was ejected, the one that served as the homestead for Doc Scratch, all life signs have ceased, bar one. The moon has gone dark, all power supply that lit the jade city depleted thanks to the upheaval. On the floor, a figure stirs. She is completely blocky, not at all meshing with her surroundings. strudelkitty, somehow, has evaded death, thanks to the prolonged guidance of her master. However, she realizes something. There is no buzzing in her head anymore. She cannot feel Him. She stands up.
She cannot feel anything constantly guiding over her, watching her in the corners of her mind. She cannot hear the static in her head as he used her. It is all absent, removed like the life on this moon. She is free. That must mean that They succeeded in their quest. They killed Him. But they did not kill His Master. He would constantly refer to this being as his Employer, or his Accomplice. But everyone who served as His pawns or knights knew the truth that He Himself could not accept. His Master was using Him, beating Him at his own game. Using Scratch, he orchestrated a petty invasion scheme all for one purpose: blank. That was the thing. Strudel didn't know what. But she knew that They were not finished. There was still something left.
She remembers her time spent back on the server, GodCraft. She remembers watching Them from afar, in all their glory, fighting the Godmodder and serving as pariahs, yet role models all the same. They were everything she wanted to be, and yet could not be. And then, when faced with the prospect of becoming one of Them, she accepted. She fell into His trap. She was as much of a sucker as They were. But, she thought, maybe there was still time to set things right. Maybe one good deed could counteract all of the bad she had done.
She climbed the ruined tower, eschewing the certainly broken elevator. Eventually, she reached His room. Or, what was left of it. It was completely obliterated, except for one thing. The Machine she had created. Cobbled together from a mix of ectobiological, alchemical, and downright mind-boggling components, this Machine, she knew, was what she called a Supercharger. Using a power source, you could boost the power levels of any living thing you wanted, so long as it matched the DNA of what it was set to. In this case, she had charged up Scratch. It had given him his resistance to alchemy, among other things. She thought of the Light that had sent her here. What had happened that led up to it?
Of course. She remembered. The Two. Build and Split, green and red. They were First Guardians too. They were like Scratch. But, as He had explained, the Two were Two because their mind had been shattered. What was once whole became two polar opposites who could not coexist, eventually driving them apart and ensuring both of their deaths. Deaths... She wondered. Could this Machine be used to bring back the dead?
If anything, it was worth a shot.
~~~
Clashes of living color. Green and red. The sound of metal against metal. Green and red. The intense gazes of eyes like supernovas, obscured behind glasses. Green and red. Two brothers, once held back within the confines of their own mind, then given flesh and blood independent from each other, now mere afterlives existing Elsewhere. And they still fight, after all this time. It is the only logical course of action. The green one, Build, doing it for his own good. The red one, Split, doing it because he could.
This Afterlife, a pure white void, comprised of the memories of its inhabitants given warped, bleached form, served as a sort of purgatory for these two. They were trapped here. They had to fight each other, continue the Shatter, to see who was getting out. And despite the ground Build gained in life, it seemed that he was losing it in death.
"Even in death," Split cried. "Even in death I'm beating you!" Metal against metal. "No throne! No players! Just us!" Living color. "And I'm still! Beating! You!" He kicked Build, who skidded down the hall. Build struggled to get up. He could not. "Even in death," Build spat. "Even in death you remain a merciless killer." Eyes of supernovas. "And I'll still beat you." Build offered a grin. "Whatever it takes."
Split stood in shock. "How can you be so optimistic?! It infuriates me!" He pointed at Build, and his throne glowed ruby. Tendrils of energy moved from it, and ejected towards Build, grappling him, holding him in place. They covered him like an ocean of darkness given form. Split flew towards him and held his sword at his neck. "You know, if you die in here, then you just come back. So I'll get to kill you, forever. And luckily, being a Time player, time is on my side."
~~~
Strudelkitty inputted the proper commands on the Machine. Luckily, it registered the name of 'TWINBUILDER' as a First Guardian. That was a relief. Good thing He had told her the Two's real name. Her finger hovered over the final button in the sequence. The last time she did this, it nearly killed Them. She wondered if this would be enough. She hoped. If this could bring TwinBuilder back from the dead, then this would all have been worth it. She pressed the button.
~~~
YOU RESPAWN.
HAHAHA! YES! GO PICK IT UP. YOU CAN.
WHAT. WHY DID IT JUST TELEPORT AWAY FROM YOU. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON.
ALRIGHT. YOU GO GRAB IT NOW. COME ON! WHAT? IT TELEPORTED FROM YOU TOO! IN A FLASH OF... GREEN. OH HELL.
YOU. YOU RESPAWN. AND. AND. YOU TAKE. THE. THE MAGNUM.
W. W. WHAT.
YOU. RE. SP. SPAWN.
YOU RESPAWN. AS. AS WELL.
NO. DO NOT DO IT. DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT DOING IT! DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT NOT DOING IT! NO! I FORBID YOU! I CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The Fourth Wall:
K4yne: [PG] HP: HP: 25/25. Equipped: HELLSPAWN, CHAOS'S SINKER, STRANGE PHLOGISTINATOR. MAXED - MEDICUS MORTE. FINALE OPERANDI - PERSONAL INFERNO IIII
ManiacMasteR: [AG] HP: 25/25. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, DIAMOND SWORD, UNUSUAL SOBER STUNTMAN. MAXED - IUEBOQUE DOMINUM. FINALE OPERANDI - THE EARTH-SPLITTER IIII
The True Hunter: [AG] HP: 40/40. MAXED - ADUERSUS LUPUS. FINALE OPERANDI - LUNAR ULTIMATUM. IIII
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 25/25. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, XMD SWORD, STAFF OF THE COSMIC WHOLE. MAXED - POTENTIOR FUNDAE MAGNA. FINALE OPERANDI - ALPHA-OMEGA CONEXIO IIII
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 25/25. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, ENDERDRAGON'S SCYTHE, ENDERDRAGON HOODIE, METAL SLUG. MAXED - DUX CATHEDRA. FINALE OPERANDI - CHAIRSTORM CDXIII IIII
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 25/25. Equipped: WAR ARMOR, THE MERCURIAN MALADY, MONOCHROME SWORD. MAXED - ARGENTI IN BELLO. FINALE OPERANDI - HELL ON EARTH IIII
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 25/25. MAXED - FURTIM ARTIFEX. FINALE OPERANDI - MORE GUN IIII
TT2000: [AG] HP: 25/25. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, STARRY NIGHT. MAXED - VENIT NOX. FINALE OPERANDI - NIGHT OF GREEN SUN IIII
DemonicDaVinci: [N] HP: 25/25. Equipped: RETALIATIVE ARMOR, ROLEPLAY SLAYER HALBERD, DAVINCI AGGRESSOR, UNUSUAL ENGINEER'S CAP. MAXED - FUROR IMPIUS FACTOREUM. FINALE OPERANDI - EDEN'S MASTERPIECE IIII
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Equipped: FLINTLOCK STAFF, UNUSUAL COUNTERFEIT BILLYCOCK. MAXED - DUES SAGIITTARUS. FINALE OPERANDI - GODSEND IIII
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 25/25. MAXED - DRACONEM OCCIDIT. FINALE OPERANDI - VOID 4/4
Piono: [AG] HP: 25/25. Equipped: BROKEN URANIUM'S UMBRAGE, DISC OF MOJANG. MAXED - ET ALIUS. FINALE OPERANDI - WRITER'S BLOCK IIII
fseftr: [PG] HP: 25/25. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, RED BARRELS, SMALL CUEBALL VIEWFINDER. MAXED - VICTOR EX HYACINTHO. FINALE OPERANDI - RHAPSODY IN BLUE IIII
Aegis-A095: [AG] HP: 25/25. MAXED - ET CONTRA DEFENDERE. FINALE OPERANDI - ULTIMATE ALCHEMY IIII
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 25/25. Equipped: BLUE HALO ARMOR, STRANGE HALF-ZATOICHI, CLOUD CONTROL HOODIE, HUNGER FORCE, UNUSUAL DEAD CONE. MAXED - RARUM EXITIO CONSUMPTIS. FINALE OPERANDI - SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 25/25. Equipped: INSANITY TUBAS. MAXED - METALLI VAGUS. FINALE OPERANDI - SOURCE CODE IIII
The Unagi: [PG] HP: 34/50. Equipped: THE CROSSCIRCLE, ORCHID PULSAR, SCOUT SHAKO. FINALE OPERANDI - ORCHID METERS IIII
huffpuff1337: [AG] HP: 25/25. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, DIAMOND SWORD. Lv. 4: Elite.
Dimentiosome: [AG] HP: 25/25. Lv. 2: Second Guesser.
Leonstar0: [AG] HP: 25/25. Equipped: ARMISTYX, UNUSUAL BIG ELFIN DEAL. Level 9: Supernova.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 25/25. Equipped: SHOTGUN, ARCHON SWORD. Lv. 5: Manhunter.
Group Inventory:
15 Gun Magazines / 5 Heart Containers / Clock / 60 Captchalogue Cards / Problem Sleuth Anthology / 2 Shotguns / 50 Ammo Packs / 10 Water Bottles / The Nature of Split Personalities / First Guardians for Dummies / Pesterchum 101 / 3 Bandages / 2 Diamonds / Piece of Paper / 3 Name Tags / 2 Desc. Tags / PDA / 3 Golden Apples / 3 Record Discs / Jukebox / Rolled-Up Scroll / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / 3 Chests / Large Bookshelf / Red Potion / 60 Steak / 256 Wooden Planks / 32 Nether Wart / Level Raiser
Sacred Items:
10 Elf Tears / 25 Hog Slop / 11 Pie Filling / 10 Weasel Snot
Escape from Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [AG]
~~~
And so it was, that after eternal eternities of terrorizing reality itself, Lord English, somehow, was killed. He fell off of the very Fourth Wall that he had helped break, and sunk into the depths of the Void. The Crockercorp Fleet was nearly incapacitated. Bec Noir was as well. Scratch was dead. Lord English was dead.
Now there was only one thing left to do. Get rid of the Invasion itself.
But the players had no idea how.
END OF INTERMISSION
Besides... There is no player named Leonstar.
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