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I step through the fourth wall and join this meaningless fight by emptying a couple of rounds of umbrella warfare at players indiscriminately.

Shame Lord English died, if not at all unexpected.

40/40 LV. 1 Ultra [K4yne]: The Hook

> K4yne: Auto-Parry Talist > THE HOOK

Talist tries to confront me for no reason other than being a support? You ever heard of the GENEVA CONVENTION? It's fine really. For i am your JUDGE.

As Talist tries to overcome me, i just use the charge i have left over to defend myself. I project a giant hook of electronic energy to first injure his arms to make sure he does not grab me in any way shape or form. Then, after i stabbed him with that hook, i bash his blocky impaled body on the ground for around 5 minutes. To finish everything off, i complete my attack by letting him endure some great electric torture and throw his presumably lifeless body out of the 4th wall through the created exit and follow.

"Do not shoot the Medic first!"

> R. K.: Defense buff K4yne and follow K4yne back.

Also, i guess your copying does not go through, for obviously being too game breaking. Secondly, you cannot wish for limited usage for only certain players. Back on the battlefield, we probably will stay only three people, while you AG's take up most of the playerbase. It would be discriminating to the few ones who have fun to play as the bad guys. That "PG's can't use discs" will not go through because of that. But that's Twins decision.

So, while we are waiting for the EOTB, I think I'm just gonna Play Roblox OH STOP IT TROWA2008 YOURE NOT USING MY BODY AGASorry, but I want to join your little "game" with your "friends", so I put two splits in you so you can have triple the action No, we are NOT doing that trick. remember what happened the build and split? Aw C'Mon! It'll be fuFineYYYAAAYYY!!!!

I think I'm gonna get shattered more violently than build and split...



And so, we wait for the EOTB. While we are doing that, I alchemize. (If possible)
lets see... (Searches through a box of random items)

hmm... Maybe PS3 AND Machine Gun? Lv 7.


alchemy Lv. 7 (PS3 AND Machine Gun): 1/20

38/40 Infinity Terabyte Bomb of death (original Blackhole bomb) READY FOR RESUME

What happened while I was gone?

Quote from Aegis_A095_2

What happened while I was gone?

We killed lord English and ended the homestuck invasion.

/NULL

And now, we will finally advance to desolate the Godmodder!

THE ROBOMONKEY REBELLION

ACT TWO

It was daybreak. The faction of Robomonkey had advanced to the Forge itself, sans their oddball, KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI, and their guide, Dimentio. They had been left behind at the Castle of Split. Their intentions there were mysterious and obfuscated. But what mattered to these heroes at this point was the fact that they had done it. They had successfully breached the Battlefield, something no player had ever done before and lived, and made it to the Forge.

Now, with such a wide array of items at their disposal, they could begin making items that no other player could make, and, in doing so, liberate these players from this Invasion.


~~~


KNIGHTS continued to walk into Ground Zero, barely paying any attention to the entities around him. Completely ignoring the stealth that was crucial for this mission, he walked forwards without a care in the world, which allowed every single entity there to be cognizant of his presence. Crockercorp Ships flew over the Castle, which were draped with unfamiliar insignias that read "NEXUS". Machines congregated around each other. A TARDIS floated in midair, the one Dimentio had used.

A giant throne, that was being used by two entities, shadows of the people who they had been designed to fight against. Dancing spies, elemental spirits, and a giant, brown statue of a malevolent split who sought chaos, HIM. They were all bickering, clashing, or staring at the center of the ruined throne room. There was something there. It was what was calling KNIGHTS.

The entities paid him no mind once he got closer to them. In fact, some of them leaped away from him, apparently frightened by him. He chuckled. The multicolored aura emanating from eyes, reminiscent of fourteen sacred pool balls, was surely the reason. He knelt at the center of the room. There, lying in a heap, with a hole clean through his body, was Build himself.

~~~


Kennydies42 - Bow OR Iron Ingot AND Torch = Lightweight
Pabu - Diamond Sword AND Adamantium OR Limited Edition XBOX = Wolverine's Gold
delirious_biznasty - Frying Pan AND Unobtanium OR Australium = Ultimate Pan
swedge987654321 - Rifle AND Rifle OR Chaos Emerald = Emerald Assault

But this was only the first of many sets of alchemies the faction would make...

~~~

KNIGHTS looked at Build and smiled. However, this smile had psychotic intent. He was happy for Build's death. He laughed under his own breath.


Dimentio snapped his fingers, and the Alternate TARDIS appeared by his side. It opened, revealing something indescribable in the human language. KNIGHTS was transfixed by it. Dimentio simply laughed.


KNIGHTS swore to himself that he would help Build, even though he should have had no recollection of his moment of clarity at this point. He remembered his name. He remembered Build calling him there. He was alive. He needed help.

~~~

~~~


After KNIGHTS set his Strife Specibus to magickind, the alchemy could truly begin. The players worked hard at the Alchemiter for many hours, utilizing all of its upgrades and various items. The players cross-alchemized items, mixing their strife items with other items, creating many extremely powerful items. By the time the players had finished and practiced with their items, they had whittled down the alchemies to a select few: their loadouts.


Now, Robomonkey reasoned, the Crockercorp Fleets would pay for all the terrorizing they had done over the past months. They would free every single player. And once that was done, they would face the Godmodder himself, and save the world. If They couldn't do it, surely they could.

END OF ACT TWO

I +3 trade with Talist
2x 20/20
6/20 +3 from trades +1 from self.

>LS0: Land already.

Checking your posts, Twin, it says you finished writing Robomonkey act 2, yet it doesn't show for me....

-> EOA2

And now, we wait.

Well, this looks to be interesting... Can we get back to the battlefield yet? I'd like to help these guys out.

Now, this Specibus thingy... What would I set it to? Mechakind? Technomancykind? Hmmm...

Assuming I have my stuff, I look back over Alternia as I fall into the void... Another world shattered... Well, at least this time I didn't do it on purpose.

And on rolls the jazz...

Quote from Amperz4nd

Well, this looks to be interesting... Can we get back to the battlefield yet? I'd like to help these guys out.

Now, this Specibus thingy... What would I set it to? Mechakind? Technomancykind? Hmmm...

Assuming I have my stuff, I look back over Alternia as I fall into the void... Another world shattered... Well, at least this time I didn't do it on purpose.

And on rolls the jazz...

I want scythe kind!

Come on! Let's get to fighting! I want The_Serpent to miss out on a lot because of his injuries!

Quote from ninjatwist321

Come on! Let's get to fighting! I want The_Serpent to miss out on a lot because of his injuries!

What injuries?

Quote from ManiacMasteR

I want scythe kind!

I think mine would currently be Tubakind.
/null

I wonder if we can get back to the battlefield before Robomonkey leaves, I'd like the opportunity to slaughter them.
Though, hey seem really overconfident, and will probably die without anyone's intervention.

Oh, and if I can, I teleport back to Scratch's manor and loot anything we left behind.

My strife specibus would be Objectkind, because why not.

trade +3 with anyone
23/40 x9
910 x23
1/4 FINAL OPERANDI (Can I use it once we leave?)

10/10x40 STOCKPILE

Torch x128 / Cooked Chicken / Cooked Pork Chops x2 / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / Large Chest / Mana's Secret Weapon / Fried Eggs / Circuit Breaker / The Horizon Event / Tick Tock / Ze Ubercharger / Shattered Souls / Metal Storm / Crimson Vortex / Batter Up / Gun Magazines x15 / Water Bottle / Captchalogue Cards x19 / Copper Ingots x128 / Cruxite Apple / Copper Sword / Copper Throwing Knives x9 / PDA / 640 Cobblestone / Heart Container x3 / Computer / Granite x64 / Golden Apple / Holopad / Rolled-Up Scroll / Skeleton Key / Finale Operandi Token / Unobtanium Meteor Hammer (Reach, Double Strike, Embers) / x2 Dragonfly AA-05 Drones

EQUIPPED

Armor and Items: Iron Helmet / Iron Chestplate / Iron Leggings / Iron Boots / Jump Kit / Heart Container / Final Operandi Token

Weapons: Unobtanium Meteor Hammer / Circuit Breaker

PDA WIFI Status: Connected o0O
armageddonsActuator AA] : Logged In

==> I enchant my Unobtanium Meteor Hammer with Embers (same as my Glaive)

==> Slide the rolled up scroll out of its' bindings.

I do wonder where we're going after this... Either Twin's next post is gonna be DENSE, or we 'aint done here...

/null

I +3 trade with Aegis.

I guess my Strife Specibi would be Microsoftkind. I might need multiple.

SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Not in use)
+3 trade available x1

THE ROBOMONKEY REBELLION

INTERMISSION TWO

Strudelkitty averted her eyes from the spectacle that had unfolded thanks to her button-mashing. A cacophony of light and a chorus of sound signaled the heroic deed she had just preformed. It brought light to the moon one final time, enough to bring it to center-stage. A green shockwave of energy cascaded from the Machine, traveling throughout the cosmos, where Strudelkitty knew that it would find its recipient, in due time. For now, all she could do was wait.

Now alone, with only her thoughts, she slumped to the side of the ruined wall and sighed. Alone and with no way off of this rock, all she could do was contemplate the War. Forces were at work that she had no idea about, and she knew that. Even He was only one force in this war. Several other things spawned up every day, all adding to this giant maelstrom that had no apparent end. She had played her part. And now, a dimension away from her true location, she was stranded. There was nothing that could be done.

Or so she thought. After several minutes of preparing her resignation to oblivion, she heard a crackling noise, then a massive pop of light. Smoke arose from a cube-shaped area, which revealed a blue telephone booth. The TARDIS. Its door opened with a swing. Greeting Strudel was Dimentio, who had followed KNIGHTS's instructions to the letter, however mispelled it was. He extended a hand.

~~~

Centuries after the Reckoning, it seemed that the Alternian universe, bar the Invasion's extended influence, was to be forgotten. Its destruction thanks to Lord English's presence, should have already occurred, by which I mean that it already did. And yet, a green shockwave extended throughout all corners of the galaxy, then the supercluster, then the universe itself. It pulsed and brought an aura of life wherever it went, until it exceeded the boundaries of the universe, traveling faster than light itself.

Upon entering the Void, it barreled straight for the Fourth Wall of Alternia, which was already broken, as was Minecraft's. Crockercorp Fleets, dozens of them, were stationed at all corners of it. However, the shockwave had traveled so fast that it ripped straight through every ship and sailed clean through the Fourth Wall, demolishing each ship in the process. The wreckage sank into oblivion.

The players of GodCraft, Them, stood upon the Fourth Wall, contemplating their next actions. In their hands they held the Disc of Mojang. Just as they were about to act, a flash of light blinded their vision. The shockwave flew out of the Fourth Wall, headed straight for Minecraft's universe, gaining speed all the while. Its relativistic effects should have blown the Wall to shreds, but its properties seemed to allow everything around it to function at these speeds as it passed by.

Once the wave breached Minecraftia, it closed in on the only available server: GodCraft. It finally decreased its speed, which dropped from nearly 1,000x lightspeed to .000001% of lightspeed in only a few seconds. As it entered GodCraft's atmosphere, it created a halo of jade fire that destroyed the clouds and created several sonic booms in quick succession. It was aiming for a castle: the Castle of Split where Dimentio had resided not long ago.

The entities saw the wave, now a halo, and all ducked for cover, scattering. The one object that had not moved was, of course, the one object that was unable to: Build's body. The halo flew straight into it, disappearing in a flash of light. Build's body was surrounded by a jade aura. It hovered in the air, and lost its corporeal form several times to show a portal to outer space, a green sun, and various other locales. Green electricity arched through the air, setting fire to the remnants of Split's castle.

All the entities there looked on, as they were aware of one thing. Something was happening. Something big.

~~~

At the exact same time, across the Doors of Life and Death, Build and Split were locked in an eternal battle. Split should have been winning. He should have killed his brother by now, at least seven times. But something was wrong. He just couldn't. No matter how hard he tried, he could never deal a finishing blow. More strangely, it seemed that Build was affected by this as well. Split could only count one time that Build had gotten close enough to end him, but it had failed.

Split's drive was beginning to falter, somehow. "Rrgh... You definitely should have died by now." Build responded with a blank stare. "That's a pretty odd sentence... But okay!" Split looked back at Build, slackjawed. "I'm not looking for backtalking! Look, Greenie. There's something weird going on here." Build assumed a deadpan expression. "You mean besides the fact that we're both supposed to be dead and yet we're still fighting each other?"

Split rushed towards Build, flash-stepping with a sword in hand. Somehow, Build parried the blow, and even more startlingly, disarmed Split. "Yes," Split breathed. "Besides that. We both should have died by now. But we haven't. I think we're invincible. I think we can't be killed." Build looked at Split, now interested. "Well, it makes sense. I mean, if you're in the Afterlife, and you die, where else could you go?" Split sighed. "That's the thing. I don't think we're in the Afterlife. I don't think we're...dead."

Build looked shocked. "You mean we're... MOSTLY DEAD?! Wow! That is such a HUGE revelation, expect that that sounds completely stupid and in no way possible. You can't be mostly dead." Split shrugged. "Hey, if The Princess Bride has taught me anything, it's that there's a difference." Build stopped. "Alright, let's assume that what you say is true, and that we're 'mostly dead', and that we haven't fully... passed on. Why?" Split took off his glasses, an act that he almost never did, even in life. "I think someone's punishing us."

~~~

As Split said those words, the previously bleached surface of the terrain he and Build had been locked in glowed with a green light. It traced over the environment, turning the sky a swirling mix of jade. It went throughout the world and eventually reached the mirror image of Split's Castle. Split saw what was going on, confused. "What... What is that?!" Build turned around and saw what was once a white, sterile environment become green. It reached him, and he turned pure white, echoing green halos of energy from his body. They cascaded around the room. Split had to shield his eyes, and felt out of place as the only red object in a now all-green world. That could not be a coincidence.

Eventually, the lights from Build faded, and yet he was much different than before. Instead of being an all green entity, he was now decorated as he would be if he was actually TwinBuilder himself. He stood in midair, crackling with green energy. He held Oblivion's Guardian in his hand. Well, this is certainly an upgrade.

Build hovered up to the ceiling, making himself seem as imposing as possible. He raised Oblivion's Guardian, which was no longer white, but jade, revealing a sea of stars. He flew towards Split. "Wh... What do you think you're doing?!" Split cried.

I think I'm ending this Shatter.

Split raised his arms, ready for the blow that Build was about to deliver. But it never came. He looked up and saw that Build had swung his sword through the air, cleaving out a tear through space. "A... A Rift," Split whispered. "A way out. No! You're going to leave! Don't leave! You can't! I haven't killed you yet!" Build shrugged.

Sorry, Split. But I think I'm done with being bossed around.

Build readied himself, and then headed straight through the Rift at lightspeed. The relativistic effects of this caused the entire castle to be obliterated, and Split to be caught in a see of shockwaves, light, and devastating force. He screamed and cursed at Build, but it was no use. The sounds of his own death far outweighed the noise he was making, and Build was long gone.

~~~
Build found himself in a white void. There was a replica of the Fourth Wall hovering in space, as he was. He knew what it was. It was The Way Out. He grinned, ready to face what was on the other side. He walked through.

END OF INTERMISSION TWO