I have several Strife Specibi in my Strife Portfolio. These include Bladekind, Cannonkind, Bowkind, Disckind, and a few others. I gathered them when I lived on Alternia. You see, I don't have to use this silly guise.
Suddenly, the Minecraft avatar shatters, healing my wounds and exposing a 7-8 sweep troll. He has dark orchid shades, a black sleeved T-shirt with a cerulean snake on it, long, gray jeans, and a noticable cerulean scar on the back of his neck as well as an orchid-trimmed top hat.
...Do we need a goal amidst this chaos? What difference will it make? We all know how this will end; the 'good guys' win, the 'bad guys' lose, they all suffer the same fate.
Thud. Thud. Thud. The sounds of Robomonkey's footsteps echoed throughout the Battlefield. It was morning; the sun had just risen. This timing was intentional, designed by Robomonkey's members. If they were going to have such a huge audience, they wanted to be sure they could see them in their glory. The five players walked across the Field, glaring up in the sky, where Crockercorp Ships formed a menacing 'V'. Many players watched from surrounding terrain, cliffs and caves, and saw Robomonkey's trek. Were They back?, the players wondered. Would They come to save us? Thud. Thud. Thud.
Pabu grinned. He spoke, not in Faction-Only Chat, but in Global Chat.
Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: Attention to all players! Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]:I am Pabu, and I while I know that you don't know me, and I don't know you, I'm sure that in the next ten minutes, you will know who I am. Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: I am about to lead the greatest crusade known to the players of GodCraft. What happens right now will rank alongside Their greatest moments. Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: I, along with my faction, am about to take back what is rightfully ours! lelelel: gmo dde shut up torontoman321: lol yeah right torontoman321: someone says this every hour KEYBOARDcat: More like every ten minutes. lelelel: haha lel yea HOLY gorilla WHAT IS THAT
swedge looked up with Hell's Barrels in hand. He gazed down the barrel, and had a clear view of the bridge of a Crockercorp Ship. He pulled the trigger, and instantly, a pure laser of aflame redstone shot out of the barrels, sniping the Ship. It cleaved the bridge straight in half, creating a deafening explosion. The shrapnel barraged into the other ships, which exploded as well. They started sinking from the sky. Robomonkey cheered.
At this point, everyone within a thousand blocks of the server had looked up and seen what had just transpired. The Ships were now on alert phase, aiming their cannons directly at the players. They fired bolts of energy.
Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: SCATTER!
The faction quickly lept off of the cliff they were perched on and watched as it was decimated by the Crockercorp Fleet's fire. They started falling to the ground below, but activated their individual methods of propulsion. They had all been sure to alchemize one. Rocket shoes, jetpacks, and antigravity machines all fired on at once, and Robomonkey hovered along the ground, and then flew up in the air to face the Crockercorp Fleet, who had not yet noticed the movement.
The five members each flew in various directions, targeting seperate ships. Pabu flew straight through the hull of one of the rear ships, and he used Uranium's Umbrage, the complete version of a broken sword he had found in the Alchemiter's schematics, to split the time-stream surrounding him, creating three copies of himself, which went on to terrorize the crew and head towards the engines. The ship fell in quick order, and exploded. Pabu then shifted his copies into one form, satisfied, then watched as Kenny fired a single bolt with The Absolute Zero that sailed over the ships and hit the last one in the formation, piercing its engines in one strike. The ship exploded in blue fire.
Meanwhile, delirious_biznasty sailed over the bridge of another ship and mercilessly whacked the crewmates with his various Frying Pans, for which they had no defense. The Drones took out stock Dersite Rifles, but they were easily destroyed with a single whack of the explosive Fried Eggs. After subduing the crew, the engines were lost in short order. The players did not notice how volatile these ships were before, but they were learning to greatly appreciate it. The wing of said ship pierced the command station of the one swedge was fighting, creating several small explosions that continued to the engines, blowing up the rest of the ship.
~~~
The players watched in total awe. These five nobodies had just attempted and were, so far, successfully carried out what no other player besides Them had done: challenge the Invasion. Explosions, artillery fire, and cannonballs were everywhere at once, creating a maelstrom of heat, color, and sound that whipped up the playerbase into a frenzy. They wanted in on this revolution, and they wanted in now. They watched as several Crockercorp Ships moved towards the reinforcements being sent in to fend off Robomonkey. These ones had no Betty Crocker logo, instead, they were branded with the name 'NEXUS'. KNIGHTS squeed with glee.
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: OMG!!!!! IT'S PROJECT NEXUS OR WHATEVS!!!! :-D swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: You mean from Madness Combat? They're here? Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: Guess so. Looks like they've taken over some of the ships and are... apparently aiding us? Eh. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
These taken-over ships emptied their missile supplies on the incoming Crockercorp Fleets, destroying all of the Ships they saw. Many of the Nexus Ships were destroyed in the process, however, and eventually all of them were taken out, with more and more Fleets coming in. Robomonkey, for all their efforts, realized something. There were too many to fight. They were being overpowered.
)(er Imperious Condescension, still, after all these months, badly hurt from her fight with the players, walked out on an especially large Ship, her on Battleship. She yelled at the players at raised her Trident at them. A large, red cannon appeared from the chassis of her ship, aimed at the players. They froze. Its radius was huge. They would be caught in it no matter what; there was no way they could have been fast enough. They accepted their fate, but then, they saw something in the sky. It was a blue telephone booth. A TARDIS.
Dimentio peeked his head out of it and stuck his tongue out, holding a ridiculously oversized sniper rifle. He fired one shot, and obliterated the cannon, which backfired, destroying the entire ship effortlessly. The Condesce was nowhere to be seen in the wreckage.
~~~
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: Dimentio! You've returned! Oh, hello again! Sorry for my extended absence... I had to, as you can see, pick up a few weapons!
And here is the package you requested, Knights...
strudelkitty4427 [Equestria Owner]: wh... where am i?? strudelkitty4427 [Equestria Owner]: gasp!!!!!!!!!!! omg!! :-D :-D strudelkitty4427 [Equestria Owner]: im back! strudelkitty4427 [Equestria Owner]: knights! oh... hi. KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: S... strudel! it really is you! strudelkitty4427 [Equestria Owner]: hey! you're not talking really weirdly anymore!!! KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: oh. yeah! i guess i feel... free now? KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: like, something was watching over me! but now it's gone! strudelkitty4427 [Equestria Owner]: i know that feeling. :/ Shouldn't you all be getting back to fighting at this point? KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: oh yeah! strudel, we're leading a rebellion! :-D strudelkitty4427 [Equestria Owner]: i can see that! can i join? Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: The more, the merrier! Here! I'll give you one of my swords, seeing as you're unequipped.
Now Robomonkey hit their stride, effortlessly taking down ships and steering them into others, creating devastating chain reactions. The myriad workers piloting these ships were terrified. They were leaderless. The Condesce had just fallen, and Scratch and Lord English were supposedly dead. There was nothing for them to do. There was nothing they could do. They could only watch as Robomonkey started claiming their server back.
All the while, the Godmodder was watching, slackjawed. He realized this must have been what Dimentio was doing back there before... He had helped five players get across his defenses right under his nose. He chuckled. Even though the Invasion had helped him immensely, he had gotten tired of it. He wanted the server to be under his complete control, not shared. And he wasn't even sure Scratch had been truly on his side after a time. He decided to pull up a chair, sit back, and watch.
Dimentio looked at the crowd gathering at the edge of the Battlefield with renewed interest. Sparks shone in his eyes. He cackled maniacally, and summoned the TARDIS to his location. It opened, and tons upon tons of alchemized weapons of all possible combinations that the Alchemiter could allow flew out of it.
Hee hee hee hee hee! Yes! Go out, players of GodCraft! End this once and for all! You have the power!
And so, thanks to Dimentio's help, the Rebellion became an Army. The players of GodCraft, now empowered with their own weapons, rose up and crushed the Crockercorp Fleets effortlessly. Eventually, they retreated entirely, with only a few patrolling the border, but even those were sought out and taken down. News of the uprising spread throughout the whole server, with Robomonkey being commended as heroes. The players, even those who thought them false before, were cheering their names, praising them.
The Invasion had been driven out of the server they had sought to invade. But not completely. For the Invasion to be fully purged, They would have to arise once more. And so, they would. But for now, the current heroes had their time in the light. And it was good.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Uhm, well then... Well then... I for one would like to be involved in this battle, but... Well then... These guys are good. Hehe. Better than me, actually. I tend to fail when I try to oneshot a massive star destroyer. Still, I could nuke them all from orbit, so, whatever...
Could we though? I think they may have Plot Armor.
Ah, point.
Hmm... Y3s... We m4y have pr0blems... 7hat is, if they're ho5t1le. Th3y may no7 be.
Point.
REGARDLESS, WE SERVE.
And of course, we do have... Them... The Damned... Hmmm...
QU1ET. Y0U PLAYED Y0UR PART PERFECTLY, SCRATCH. 1 D0N'T NEED Y0U ANYM0RE. Y0U CAN ST0P TALK1NG N0W.
Why... was I so blind. You... you were controlling...
YES. FR0M THE BEG1NN1NG, 0F C0URSE. ALL TH0SE SWEEPS AG0, BACK AT Y0UR MAN0R. Y0U D1D EVERYTH1NG 1 SA1D. T0 THE LETTER. AND 1T W0RKED PERFECTLY. Y0U W0RKED PERFECTLY.
They will find out...
0H, THEY ALREADY KN0W 0F MY PRESENCE. BUT THEY D0N'T KN0W WH0 1 AM.
Scratch.
Wait... Did you. Did you hear something?
Scratch.
Is... Is someone... saying my name?
1 AM N0T.
Scratch.
That voice... It sounds. Familiar.
SCRATCH!
What.
G0 0N. 1T'S Y0U HE WANTS.
How... how could this.
SCRATCH!
SCRATCH!
SCRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH!
You tricked me. You said he would never come back. Not for a long time.
HEH... I. I DID IT. I... SURVIVED. I CAN STILL CONTROL. THEIR GAME.
Hey, Caliborn! DIE.
WHAT THE
Lord English had been floating in the Void for quite some time, assumed dead. But, somehow, he had miraculously survived a point-blank shot from one of the only weapons that could have killed him. He had stayed in the Void, cheating death, trying to think of a way to cheat death once more and return to terrorizing the living.
But now, TwinBuilder had returned. And one quick decapitation with Oblivion's Guardian was enough to end the Lord's life.
ALERT. ERROR 413 HAS OCCURRED IN UPDATE TERMINAL.
DETAILS OF ERROR 413 : MISPLACEMENT OF GAME MASTER.
THIS ERROR MEANS THAT THE CURRENT GAME MASTER HAS DIED, LEFT THE REACH OF THE UPDATE TERMINAL, OR HAS HANDED HIS POST DOWN.
SCANNING CURRENT EVENTS TO FIND CAUSE...
CAUSE ONE IS IN EFFECT: GAME MASTER DEATH.
PROTOCOL 612 INITIATED.
SEARCHING FOR NEW GAME MASTER.
SEARCHING...
SEARCHING...
NEW GAME MASTER FOUND.
INITIATION PROCESS WILL BEGIN.
PLEASE ENTER USERNAME: TWINBUILDER
PLEASE ENTER PASSWORD: ******************
PLEASE ENTER RESIDENCE: Back amongst the living.
TWINBUILDER IS NOW SUITABLE TO BE GAME MASTER OF DTG2.
Assistants remember? Plus I think pulling something like is legitimate considering the circumstances. And if not, oh well, twin will reprimand me and I'll have learned from my mistake. Neither of my assistants died engie. They were both free. The reason I told everyone to stock up on assistants.
And sorry epic, although that would have been an absolutely amazing start to this game, you didn't get to be the one to land the kill on Lord English. Five people beat you to the magnum.
EDIT: Ooh wait, the movie's starting!
Also: Twinja'd.
Raspberry Pi: 6/10
Tippi: 10/20.
Count Bleck: 10/20.
Upgrade: 9/40.
Sir Quentin Trembly III Esquire: 3/40.
I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 7/10.
Nimble Core: 2/10.
Life Circuit: 2/6
I respawn and get my items. MY TUBAS CHARGE THEIR FINALE OPERANDI AND SAVE IT FOR LATER. I redo this, but with knowledge I already had by reading it before: Thank you Erelye. Now lets see... It looks like my tubas are documented in this now. Ok, so here... Oh wow. It looks like if I oversupply it with energy... Hmmmmm... a port has opened. It looks like I have to use some of the tuba's void energy and... It looks like it was just empowered. Now... ah here we go. That opened up some upgrade slots. That could be useful later. But now... It looks like... maybe... I still have my magic items, including my wand. SO lets see what happened if I plug this wand into the upgra- The Tubas cackle with energy. They flicker with primal energy. The Tempus used is showing it's use... The tubas glow with a bluish tone. They slowly beat. The Tuba's energy, but now programs and the such, is reversing in time. The Tubas let out a blinding light. Lightning of all the primal's colors cackle around it. My INSANITY TUBAS have unlocked more energy reserves. It now has access to it's primal energies. It has access to the energy put into it when the tubas were infused. The Tubas... Can now use the energy unleashed when they were created. The energy unleashed when it was infused. I shall call this upgrade to the Tubas... PRIMAL. I promptly jump into the Fourth Wall, after storing some void energy in my internal void capicitator for... later purposes. These Tubas could be useful with later things. Finally we are back to the Battlefield. Maybe. I think.
ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE: IIIII MIND: II PAC-MAN: IIIIII EATEN: NULL PESTERCHUM: LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff] Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: UPGRADES: PRIMAL FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: III MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIIII HYPER UBER MUSHROOMY GODMODDING NYAN NOGALISTIC FERROPPER VOID MAGICAL TUBA BAZOOKA: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII4/4
Hey, I still have tons of health! If Twin's done, I enter.
How... He was unbeatable... The gun was out of bullets... Could... Could it be his sister? Could she have intervened? My plan... No matter. The Employer will assist us on this matter. We are not beaten yet.
I try to wrest the disc away from Piono with help from my Drone as well. I hopefully have an advantage, buffed as I was by LE.
EDIT: ELEVENTH THOUSAND POST! I store this power away in a capsule for further use.
The Disc of Mojang is safely in Piono's inventory! You can't get to it!
You get the 11,000th Post. Ah, I remember the last milestone I saw. What was it, 8,000? Wow. It's been that long...
40/40
6/40 x5 I deserve those back!
EJF 25/40
Ammo 3/5 + 12 more 4 spent
[engage sad rainy mood] I feel really insignificant... The reality crash was a fully fledged 40 post charged attack that did nothing. It should have destroyed English but didn't. Even in my true hunter form, I didn't land a single hit on anything. My final operandi, dispute being unique, was utterly useless. I haven't absorbed any damage either. I didn't even take damage from those AOE attacks. Those health buffs didn't care about my presence either. The potions Wilson brought over did nothing as well. For all intents and purposes, I might as well have never existed past the fight with the Red Dragon. I didn't get a single hit in on Scratch either. I'm not sure if I'm just having terrible luck, not being assertive enough, people hate posts with lots of text or what. Whatever it is, its very disconcerting... I've also written at least 2 essays worth of text for Wilson that was all pointless. However, for that I knew that the text would be pointless. I was mostly doing it to develop Wilson as a character and because I was bored of the manor.
As my final operandi has done nothing else, I simply attack the traitorous sniveling little English's toady The_Serpent with the power of a 20(twenty) post charge while I have my 105% crit rate, entropy infused claws, 52% damage boost, while my claws are dripping toxic mist, AND while I'm ambushing from the mist for even more damage. If I'm ever going to get something done it will be killing you. You are not having that disc, something Engie and me can actually agree on. (Of corse, it might be because I put too much time into set up and not enough time into actual action.)
flavor text if anyone cares...
I stare at Serpent from out of the mist while feeling a burning hatred. It is both hatred at myself for being so easily ignored and it is hatred at them for their betrayal and slavishness. I shapeshifted under my own will; I can't say the same for my target... When I decide to make my move, I explode out of the mist and have reached Serpent in an instant. I bite at their thigh, crushing bone, and yank backwards to force Serpent into a kneeling position. I take one step backwards before pouncing on them, using my weight and momentum to pin them down. From here, I release a savage strike across their throat, still the weak spot for almost any prey.
I didn't have the time to worry about those who turned to English before, but I do now...
Wilson's ongoing little side quest, now struggling to find more things for Wilson to do!:
Wilson opened the book again. He looked over the blank pages and felt that there was something more to them. He could feel that there was something written on them. He looked at the book through The Grid and saw that the whole page was covered in a mishmash of fluxes. They spelled out large fuzzy letters.
Well done, you've seen it. These words are written in electrically charged dark matter. They are impossible to detect normally, but still cause disturbances in The Grid. Reading them is great practice as the more you use The Grid the more fine tuned you'll get to it and you'll be better able to endure and manipulate it.
Wilson started feeling the effects of The Grid taking place. However, he found that if he focused his attention on a very small area, such as the book, the effects were lessened. He would still have to take a break every now and again.
I should explain the most common theory as to why seeing The Grid is inherently painful. Your body is used to only existing in 3 dimensions. When you see The Grid, you are exposing your body to the fourth dimension. When you are hit by sound and light traveling through the forth dimension, they can enter your body directly without passing through your insulating layer of skin. This is especially stressful on the eyes and ears because they are trying to process information coming at them from directions they didn't know existed. This is also why teleportation is painful. Although it is much sharper due to how you are actually moving through the forth dimension.
To whoever still wants them:
Stock: potion of dark roast coffee x1 (3$), splash bleeding potion x2 (3$)
Magic tip jar that has appeared out of nowhere: 6$?
I know now isn't exactly the most ideal time, but things people say will actually affect which side Wilson leans towards.
+3 up for trade with anyone but Engie, fseftr or The_Serpent x2 (I'm going to have to start keeping an enemies list before long. I also keep grudges way too long, but you two did join a dictatorship cult dedicated to the downfall of the universe)
Edit - it always takes me a long time to make these posts so I'm behind on what's happened when I post. But, if the disc of Mojang can do anything, but only once... Disc of Mojang! Create ten more Discs of Mojang each with the same power to do anything!
Ach... Sorry. Well, not really, since it wasn't technically me who ignored that! Heheheh... Eh.
To make up for that, your Operandi will still go through on the Battlefield, for a few turns!
The Disc of Mojang is in Piono's inventory! You can't use it from there...
I +3 trade with Talist
2x 20/20 +1 from self +1 from trades
2/20 +2 from trades.
After the attempt on my life by The_Serpant I am not happy with him... I glare at him so intensely it sets him fire, literally. This somehow triggers a level up.
I turn away in disgust as I collect my items and go through the fourth wall.
(Great idea Talist! :3)
The Armistyx - Equipped (Hands)
Unusual Big Elfin Deal - Equipped (Hat)
Iron Helmet - Equipped (Helmet)
Iron Chestplate - Equipped (Chest)
Iron Leggings - Equipped (Legs)
Iron Boots - Equipped (Feet)
Pair of Golden Ribbons - Equipped (Arms)
HEHEHE... I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING. ALL OF YOU ARE VUNERABLE RIGHT NOW. NO SCRATCH TO TELL US WHAT TO DO OR NOT TO DO. I RAISE MY SWORD ABOVE MY HEAD, BRINGING IT DOWN ONTO MANIACMA-
HR
I am glad I made that HALO armor. When I saw the CHAOS.EXE thing installed on my PDA (and brain, more on that later) I realized what CHAOS is. HIM and GOREPACK combined, and they merged also with the MICROSOFT CLOUD AI, making CHAOS because they have three people with no body, trapped in the Microsoft Cloud. They must have commanded the XBOX360 ARMY to send them to me. Anyways, back to the HALO armor, it happens to have "AI" slots here in the back, so if I just run this and edit that... And.... Done. Two Splits and an AI now all AIs and in my suit and brain. For now. Also, sorry Maniac. I tried to intervene before it happened.
When we get back to Godcraft, I am gonna teach those AI a lesson. But i've disabled them for now. SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII
Torch x108 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / Name Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks x40 / PDA / Computer / Heart Container / Palutena's XBlade / Diamond Pickaxe / Candy Corn x4 / Widow's Black Matter / The Iron Web / X-Blizzard /X-Inferno / Hog Slop x20 / $$$ x20 / DOOMBRINGER / You'll feel a little ***** / RED HALO gear 11/15 / Night Vale Sword 1/15
RIP TWIN ATTACK 15/15 COMPLETE CHAOS 40/40 Team Building Exercise 20/20
Oh no you didn't 10/10
Oh yes I did 10/10
Attack 5/5
Speed and Attack buff 5/5
Yet another Attack buff 5/5
Imma get you 6/20
HALO GEAR STRANGE HALF-ZATOICHI
Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Unusual Dead Cone
Wifi status: Connected IIIII Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: Not Connected IIIII
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 5 MESSAGES | CHAOS.EXE
DTGAI.zip
+3 trade available x1
Hey, nice job! I see you've conquered splits of your own...
AUTO-BED 42,000 ACTIVATED. IN-ARMOR RESPAWN ENABLED. RESPAWNING. YOU HAVE RESPAWNED IN YOUR ARMOR. USE AUTO-BED PRODUCTS.
{Use this string if the autobed failed}Oww... Well, I guess I'll have to walk... Or teleport... I attempt to teleport to my stuff. Repeatedly.
In my shiny, still somehow intact, totally monochrome armor, I walk over to where Engie's attacking Serpent and shoot Serpent in the back of the head with my Colorless Revolutionary Handrailmagnum. Six times.
I attempt to pick up any remains the Deudly {However that's spelled, I've had a long day} Magnum may have left behind, and add them to my inventory for later use.
{I realize it's a bit screwy how my Finale worked out, but let's just say my "Finale attack" was the shockwave from me opening a tear to hell, and then I continued a different charge afterward, using that rift. That charge is now 4/4 and ready to use, although I'll probably charge it to 8/4 before using it.}
I walk through the fourth wall, assuming I have my stuff.
Oh come on! Not only was I randomly absent from some serious events, the game system chose its own console to run the game over me? Oh well. At least I got the totally epic finishing move on the Cairo overcoat!
So, we have to find a way out of here? I'd better consult my sources on this...
I pull out a computer, and research "how to get out of the fourth wall". Most people say breaking it won't work. However, you can escape from the fourth wall into the real world with the simple co-
I stop reading there, I want to get back into a fictional world, not the real world!
I guess all I have to do is use the disk to totally stop the invasion? I use the disk to totally stop the invasion!
You can only do that back on the Battlefield! And to get there you need to enter the Fourth Wall! So...
Primary: The Black Flag
Secondary: Bombs For Blasting At You
Melee: The Maroon Marvel
Hat: The Treasure of Blackbeard
Cosmetic: Davy Jones' Helmet
Cosmetic II: One Errant Twitch
40/40 LV. 1 Ultra [K4yne]: The Hook ON HOLD
Since Engie_Ninja is accosted by Unagi, i just take the disc ("FOOL!") and run it through Robo-K4yne's disc reader to get information on leaving this place.
"Come on, daddy needs to get his own planet! And the manor. Gotta remember the manor that is now mine!"
Current Person in Control of BD-014: K4yne [Lawful Whatever]
License Board Stats
20 License Points
Fire License, Fira License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
21 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
I +3 trade with Talist
2x 20/20
6/20 +3 from trades +1 from self.
Falling... Falling...Falling...Falling...
The Armistyx - Equipped (Hands)
Unusual Big Elfin Deal - Equipped (Hat)
Iron Helmet - Equipped (Helmet)
Iron Chestplate - Equipped (Chest)
Iron Leggings - Equipped (Legs)
Iron Boots - Equipped (Feet)
Pair of Golden Ribbons - Equipped (Arms)
I march through the Fourth wall, ready to resume my 29/40 Jungle Ritual!
However, before I go, there's a favor I have to return... I bludgeon The_Serpent over the head with my rifle, pin him against a wall, and kick his chest in, breaking his ribs. The broken ribs then pierce the vital organs in his torso, causing even more pain.
I, reveling in his agony, take the time to shoot him in the knee while his lungs collapse. I leave him there for dead.
40/40
7/40 x5
EJF 26/40
Ammo 0/5 + 12 more 2 spent (6 from trades)
I was the first person to use the disc of Mojang. Assuming my loophole worked, there are now 10 discs. One was used to stop the invasion, one was used to make a bridge back to Godcraft, and another was stolen by K4yne. I wish on the 4th to create 10 more discs. Then, I wish on the 5th disc to make all the other discs unusable by PG players. (Always wish for more wishes, and if that doesn't work, wish for more wish granters.) There are now 16 discs. Of corse, I don't think Twin will let this loophole through.
A ten 10 post charge attack
I look over to see K4yne running off with his little prize. Of corse, it was now useless to him; but still, he was a minion to English, A fawning, compliant little minion. Somehow, when you join up with a dictatorship cult that aims to destroy the universe, other people don't like you so much. I sprint off after him. When I reach him, I leap over him to block his path. I then headbut him to the ground and then bite onto his ankle. I swing him around and fling him back towards the rest of the players. I've had enough of all this.
Wilson's ongoing little side quest, now struggling to find more things for Wilson to do!:
Even if you spend a long time looking into The Grid, you'll black out before it does any lasting damage to you. But anyway, it is time to try and cast an actual spell. Spells work by pulling, pinching, twisting or just generally disturbing The Grid in some way. However, do not pull too hard on it, especially while you have just started. Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. You serve as the counterweight to your actions. Right now your presence in The Grid is rather light and weak. The more you work with The Grid, the stronger and more firmly planted your presence will be, and so you can pull off larger spells. Disturbing the fluctuations within The Grid is easier than the dimensions themselves, so let's start with that. Gravity is usually the one that people start with. Becoming adept with it will allow you flight as well, so that's something to look forward to. There are other means of flight that you'll learn later. For now, just try grabbing and manipulating the normal flow of gravity. ------- This should be odd. Wilson waited a while to recover. When he felt better, he looked through The Grid to see the constant flow of gravity going downwards. He reached out and grabbed it. He felt like he was holding something unnaturally heavy even though there was no physical object in his hands. He pulled it closer but quickly lost hold of it as he was yanked off his feet and flung forwards. There was nothing nearby that could have caused it. It must have been because he pulled too hard. He pulled much more lightly on gravity this time and wasn't flung off his feet. Wilson grabbed a rock and tossed it into the area of gravity he was pulling on. Rather than falling strait down, the rock fell slightly towards Wilson.
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I know now isn't exactly the most ideal time, but things people say will actually affect which side Wilson leans towards.
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Secondary: Bombs For Blasting At You
Melee: The Maroon Marvel
Hat: The Treasure of Blackbeard
Cosmetic: Davy Jones' Helmet
Cosmetic II: One Errant Twitch
40/40 LV. 1 Ultra [K4yne]: The Hook
> K4yne: Auto-Parry Talist > THE HOOK
Talist tries to confront me for no reason other than being a support? You ever heard of the GENEVA CONVENTION? It's fine really. For i am your JUDGE.
As Talist tries to overcome me, i just use the charge i have left over to defend myself. I project a giant hook of electronic energy to first injure his arms to make sure he does not grab me in any way shape or form. Then, after i stabbed him with that hook, i bash his blocky impaled body on the ground for around 5 minutes. To finish everything off, i complete my attack by letting him endure some great electric torture and throw his presumably lifeless body out of the 4th wall through the created exit and follow.
"Do not shoot the Medic first!"
> R. K.: Defense buff K4yne and follow K4yne back.
Also, i guess your copying does not go through, for obviously being too game breaking. Secondly, you cannot wish for limited usage for only certain players. Back on the battlefield, we probably will stay only three people, while you AG's take up most of the playerbase. It would be discriminating to the few ones who have fun to play as the bad guys. That "PG's can't use discs" will not go through because of that. But that's Twins decision.
Current Person in Control of BD-014: K4yne [Lawful Whatever]
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Fire License, Fira License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
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Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
21 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
So, while we are waiting for the EOTB, I think I'm just gonna Play Roblox OH STOP IT TROWA2008 YOURE NOT USING MY BODY AGASorry, but I want to join your little "game" with your "friends", so I put two splits in you so you can have triple the action No, we are NOT doing that trick. remember what happened the build and split? Aw C'Mon! It'll be fuFineYYYAAAYYY!!!!
I think I'm gonna get shattered more violently than build and split...
And so, we wait for the EOTB. While we are doing that, I alchemize. (If possible)
lets see... (Searches through a box of random items)
hmm... Maybe PS3 AND Machine Gun? Lv 7.
alchemy Lv. 7 (PS3 AND Machine Gun): 1/20
38/40 Infinity Terabyte Bomb of death (original Blackhole bomb) READY FOR RESUME
I +3 trade with Talist
2x 20/20
6/20 +3 from trades +1 from self.
>LS0: Land already.
The Armistyx - Equipped (Hands)
Unusual Big Elfin Deal - Equipped (Hat)
Iron Helmet - Equipped (Helmet)
Iron Chestplate - Equipped (Chest)
Iron Leggings - Equipped (Legs)
Iron Boots - Equipped (Feet)
Pair of Golden Ribbons - Equipped (Arms)
Well, this looks to be interesting... Can we get back to the battlefield yet? I'd like to help these guys out.
Now, this Specibus thingy... What would I set it to? Mechakind? Technomancykind? Hmmm...
Assuming I have my stuff, I look back over Alternia as I fall into the void... Another world shattered... Well, at least this time I didn't do it on purpose.
I wonder if we can get back to the battlefield before Robomonkey leaves, I'd like the opportunity to slaughter them.
Though, hey seem really overconfident, and will probably die without anyone's intervention.
Oh, and if I can, I teleport back to Scratch's manor and loot anything we left behind.
My strife specibus would be Objectkind, because why not.
That's too vague! Specibi tend to be really specific.
I guess my Strife Specibi would be Microsoftkind. I might need multiple.
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Oh no you didn't 10/10
Oh yes I did 10/10
Attack 5/5
Speed and Attack buff 5/5
Yet another Attack buff 5/5
Imma get you 7/20
HALO GEAR STRANGE HALF-ZATOICHI
Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Unusual Dead Cone
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CHAOS: 5 MESSAGES | CHAOS.EXE
DTGAI.zip
I have several Strife Specibi in my Strife Portfolio. These include Bladekind, Cannonkind, Bowkind, Disckind, and a few others. I gathered them when I lived on Alternia. You see, I don't have to use this silly guise.
Suddenly, the Minecraft avatar shatters, healing my wounds and exposing a 7-8 sweep troll. He has dark orchid shades, a black sleeved T-shirt with a cerulean snake on it, long, gray jeans, and a noticable cerulean scar on the back of his neck as well as an orchid-trimmed top hat.
There we go.
Aha! Finally, you reveal yourself as a Troll! That... That was pretty obvious from the beginning though. But nonetheless shocking!
Uhm, well then... Well then... I for one would like to be involved in this battle, but... Well then... These guys are good. Hehe. Better than me, actually. I tend to fail when I try to oneshot a massive star destroyer. Still, I could nuke them all from orbit, so, whatever...
Could we though? I think they may have Plot Armor.
Ah, point.
Hmm... Y3s... We m4y have pr0blems... 7hat is, if they're ho5t1le. Th3y may no7 be.
Point.
REGARDLESS, WE SERVE.
And of course, we do have... Them... The Damned... Hmmm...
WE CANNOT ACT, YET.
N0r c4n we...
Finally, having fought all of the leaders of the Invasion, and having their Game Master returned to them, you are ready to end the Invasion once and for all! You look down at the Fourth Wall, which you were standing on top of, and enter it... Cacophonies of light and sound flash through the players' heads as they travel across the universe in the blink of an eye!
Back on the Battlefield, a giant blue portal appears in the sky. Robomonkey, now saluted as heroes, watch it steadily. These are the portals that Crockercorp Ships come out of! Are they any last-minute reinforcements...? They are extremely surprised when you all come out of it! No, more than that! They're stunned! So are the rest of the players! They cheer heavily, overjoyed by your return. Without you, they were lost, and had no idea what to do!
Robomonkey begins to explain that they used the Alchemiter to create their own line of weapons, and shared it with the populace, who led a full-on revolt against the Invasion forces! They totaled nearly the whole fleet, and even apparently killed the Condesce! They then explain that it was Dimentio who helped them. Upon hearing his name, the players' eyes widen! Dimentio, you reason, shouldn't be trusted! Why would he have helped you if there wasn't anything to gain from it?
Robomonkey shifts around. They tell you about the First Block, and he intends to use it in return for their help. They then explain that it was up to them to find it, and now that the Rebellion is done, they were just about to head out to search! You all agree to accompany them on their journey. There's something odd about Dimentio. He shouldn't be left alone.
The players wish you all well, when the Godmodder flash-steps into existence in front of you, with his Banhammer in hand! The players scream and run away, with the Godmodder glaring menacingly at them. When they are all gone, he bursts into laughter, and extends a hand! He wants you to shake it...? Reluctantly, you do, and he explains that life on the Battlefield was extremely boring without you all, and that he was worried about what Scratch had done. He didn't appreciate Scratch doing things without telling him. After that, he lets you all leave for the First Block.
~~~
A player pulls out the book about the First Block that they found in Scratch's Library! According to it, it can be found at x- 0, z - 0. That location is pretty far from the Battlefield! Looks like you've got a quest ahead of you... After several days of killing monsters, traversing terrain, and shooting stray Crockercorp Ships, you eventually come to a secluded Plains Biome in the middle of a giant Mesa. There are no players there, a rarity in GodCraft. You look at the co-ordinates and see that Yggdrasil, the World Tree in which the First Block lies, should be dead ahead! However, there's nothing there...
You all scale the Mesas and eventually find yourselves in the Plains biome proper. The sun is shining directly above you. You look at the book again... It says that Yggdrasil will only reveal itself to those who recognize Minecraft is not a game... You look up. You see everything around you. You remember the battles you've fought, with entities from nearly every universe you could think of. You remember the alchemies you've created, and you remember the Endermen that spoke to you, the actual government of the End. All that can't be in a game.
And that line has been repeated so many times that you realize it's fact. You accept it. And then, you realize the sun has gone out. You look up. It didn't go out... Something's obscuring it. A giant, giant tree, hundreds of blocks wide, whose branches stretch past the block limit and whose roots extend into the soil of the Mesa. Its leaves are immense and many, blocking the sky from view entirely. In the massive, warped trunk of Yggdrasil, the outline of a door is visible. Piono walks up and it opens. The rest of the players follow.
~~~
The inside of Yggdrasil is much, much bigger than the outside. It appears to be a giant maze, complete with traps, timed sections, and many, many enemies! You all sigh. You just went through the biggest gauntlet you've ever seen! You don't want to have to go through another! But then, you all feel an intense sensation, as if the tree is staring into your minds! You remember what the book said. Those with pure intentions will be accepted into Yggdrasil with no consequence. The maze unfolds before your eyes, forming a straight path that leads through the middle of the tree. You all look at each other.
You walk along the path, staring at Yggdrasil's ancient, warped oak. You look up, and see that the ceiling is decorated with ornate wood carvings, depicting the birth of a world... and its death. After a while of walking, you see a huge door, that unfolds and sinks into the ground as you draw close. You enter it.
~~~
What you see is a walkway overlooking a bottomless pit. This walkway, in stark contrast to the rest of Yggdrasil, is metal and glows luminous colors. Hovering over the pit is a glowing, white cube that has the image of static all over it. You get the feeling it has been waiting for you. It is the First Block. For a minute, you are unsure of what to do. You didn't think about what would happen to you. You just got here to see Robomonkey through safely. But now, you realize that perhaps your purpose right now is to be here. You look at the Disc of Mojang. You wonder what you should do with it. And then-
A loud explosion takes over your hearing! You look up and see the hexagonal walls of this chamber have been completely torn to shreds! Staring you straight in the face is the biggest, most warlike Crockercorp Ship that you have ever seen. No one is at its bridge. No one is looking at you from it. Then, it extends out a walkway. Many, many, MANY Crockercorp Drones fly out of the ship, all staring at you, not with Dersite Rifles, but with Guns created straight from their own armor! They aim at you... and then fire!
Their plasma bolts scatter across the room. Robomonkey springs into action, with their flying alchemies allowing them to bridge the Pit easily. They lock themselves in combat with the rest of the Drones, but they are much harder to defeat than they had anticipated! It looks like they have upgraded themselves, and are repeating numbers under their breaths! Robomonkey tells you to use the First Block, and quickly!
Talist quickly grabs the Disc of Mojang and throws it at the First Block, sailing straight across the Pit! The players stare, wide-eyed, as the Disc grows to the size of the Block itself, and a slot opens in the Block! The Disc inserts itself straight into it, like a Jukebox would in Minecraft! The Block hums a powerful golden energy, and pulsates shockwaves! All throughout GodCraft, rumbling can be felt, and the skies can be seen being shattered! Something is happening... A world-changing event!
When the players look at the Block again, it has turned into a giant Jukebox with the Disc of Mojang on top of it! A record needle is ready to "play" the Disc, and the Block is situated on top of concentric circular platforms with gears turning beneath them and organ pipes protruding from the bottom. The_Serpent recognizes the shape of this thing immediately. It reminds him of... a Scratch Construct.
The players jump across to the First Block and stand on it, watching as the needle descends onto the Disc! Instead of a song, it creates a low, powerful hum, that cascades across the entire chamber! As they watch, the surface of the Jukebox begins to disintegrate at the center, revealing a missing square hole in the center of one of its faces! Golden light pours from it. Some of the players recognize what is happening! The Block is being Scratched! More and more Crockercorp Drones pour into the room, and The Condesce, who somehow cheated death, can now be seen! Instead of tyrian magenta, however, her outfit is more of an orchid, and she appears to be flickering! She yells, and the Drones move over to the Block, readying their weapons!
Defend the First Block from the Crockercorp Fleet's last stand! Every turn, more Crockercorp Drones will spawn! It will have to be up to you to continually attack them and defeat them! As you defend, the First Block will start the Scratch, which will hopefully do something about the Invasion! Every turn, the Scratch will go up by 25%! If the Fleet destroys all of the supplemental parts of the Block and removes the Tuning Fork, the Scratch will stop and you'll get a Game Over! Try not to let this happen.
I head inside the 4th wall. Well, eventually. Turns out the Heavy Guardian unit can't fit through those kinds of spaces, so I had to place a teleporter to get through. If someone reverses the spin, they could probably go through the other way.
...
I'll leave it up. It could prove interesting later on.
Okay, does this mean we can summon entities now? I sure hope so.
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Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
...Do we need a goal amidst this chaos? What difference will it make? We all know how this will end; the 'good guys' win, the 'bad guys' lose, they all suffer the same fate.
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I now have a grudge against anyone who defected to English. You did try to help a powerful dictator entity destroy the universe. Although you didn't help English much, so I'm not going to use much charge against you ky4ne. I believe I'll survive your attack. In this form, I could survive a direct hit from a final operandi, just. (I believe it would deal 40 damage to a player, but I have some armor.) The reason I wanted to restrict the use of the Disc(s) from PGs wasn't so that AGs would win the war(where would the fun in instantly winning be?), it was because you three PGs all joined English.
edit- I hadn't actually seen the update that happened while I was thinking up of Wilson's story. So I'll just enter the forth wall. But Piono, make sure to summon more discs as the first wish! It's a really good idea!
Edit 2 now that the update post is fully finished: alright, ignore all that. I'll have to write more stuff for Wilson as well. First things first, I summon myself as an entity with a 40 post charge to kinda extend my final operandi. I then proceed to use my entropy claws to bore a hole into the tank
Wilson's ongoing little side quest, This turn is going to be an interesting (and very long) one for Wilson...:
Wilson continued to practice with manipulating gravity. He got a bit better at it. Midway through his practice, he noticed that the entire Grid started to shake and quiver as though there was an earthquake. He looked around for the source of it, and saw that the entire sky was ablaze with an inferno of energy fluctuations. It seemed as though the sky was going to crash down. Looking out of The Grid, the sky looked an ocean of jade. However, the jade color was shrinking. It was becoming a small circle, aimed right over Wilson. "That's probably not good..." Wilson thought to himself as the jade engulfed the castle and his world exploded. The tower Wilson was in started to collapse. Just before the tower crumbled to the ground, Wilson leaped off the tower even though it was still high enough to kill him. Before he hit the ground, Wilson looked through The Grid and yanked downwards on gravity with all of his strength. Because he was the counterweight to his action, Wilson was flung awkwardly upwards and managed to land without killing himself. The wreckage of Spilt's castle still burned with jade, but the fires seemed soothing and healing. Wilson laid in the rubble and looked up to the sky for a while. Dawn was coming, but it was still dark enough the make out stars and constellations. His impromptu stargazing was interrupted by a large spacecraft floating over him. That was probably what was bombing this place. Just when Wilson thought he was going to have some peace, a flaming ruby beam shot out from somewhere and sliced through the spaceship as though it was made of butter, which, for all Wilson knew, it was. The spaceship exploded into tiny fragments that rained down on Wilson. A massive firefight broke out between a fleet of similar spaceships and a group of people all near the Alchemizer. Wilson got up among the mess of stone and electronics, a mishmash of both ancient and future technology. The people by the. Alchemizer were quite effective at destroying the spaceships, however, there were at least a hundred spaceship. With more arriving every moment. Wilson tried using what little knowledge he had to help fight the spacecraft. He tried pushing gravity at one, but the kickback on it sent him flying backwards skittering across the ground painfully. He did discover that he could compress a section of gravity down into a little vortex and throw it like a tennis ball, but the range was nowhere near enough. Out of the corner of his eye, Wilson saw a blue box fly over a hidden section of the battlefield. It was the same blue box that had taken his potions earlier. A figure leaned out of the box and shot something with a massive gun. Whatever the figure shot promptly exploded. The action wasn't done yet though. The people started to get the upper hand against the spaceships until they were mostly all driven off. But then something incredibly weird happened. A blue portal opened up in the sky and out from it tumbled the strangest assortment of creatures Wilson had ever seen. There were about 20 creatures, most of them were humans. A few stood out though. He saw amount them an angel, a wolf, a robot, and a troll. They all tumbled to the ground. After a conversation with the person who seemed to be the leader of this uprising, they all set off in a seemingly random direction. Wilson was sure that he had seen them before. Then he placed them. They were the players. They had returned after all this time. CUSTOMERS! Not like he had anything to sell. It had been a month sense he had brewed a potion. Wilson was done exploring alone. He also felt the desire to prove himself as something. He had had little real interaction with the players until now. They probably didn't even remember his name. Wilson set off to follow them. The journey to wherever they were going was quite long. It was also difficult to keep up with the players as the moved rather quickly and hardly stopped for food. Luckily they didn't pass through much difficult terrain. Eventually the players stopped at a plains biome atop a mesa. Amazingly, because Wilson spent so much time trying to catch up, none of the players had seen him yet. There isn't anything interesting on this plains biome. That's what he thought before he looked through The Grid. Through The Grid, Wilson could see a blob where there was a structure so massive that it caused its own small gravity fluctuation. After a moment, the thing turned out to be a tree taller than the world. Amazing how that supports its own weight. The players entered the tree and Wilson followed them into the depths. When he made it down to the base of the tree, he found that there was another battle underway between the players and small robots that reminded him of the spaceships. Looking around, Wilson saw one massive spaceship that was summoning all the little robots. The players seemed to be fighting to defend a small clockwork box.
Woo! Achievement get! Make the longest Wilson post ever!
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Magic tip jar that has appeared out of nowhere: 6$
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I jump on to a drone mk.1. I use fire arts to get control of it's hardware! I then make it crash into another one of it's own! The explosion is huge, thanks to something I call Nether Powder. The explosion destroys some more Mk.1 drones. Some debris hits the tank!
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Well then... Twinja'd. Very. Heh.
I explore the Fourth Wall, then, looking out into the Void, I load my Handrailmagnum with flares and send a hail of light into the infinite black... The light seems to fade altogether too quickly...
Y'know, I feel like lighting a thing up. I fire a colossal burst of Naetheric flame into the void, illuminating this side of the Fourth Wall for light years in all directions... The incandescence only seems to reach twenty feet outwards before... Ceasing to be...
{MCPR Official Item Catalog: Advanced-Powered Adminium War Armor. The APAWA, as it's called, is a fairly standard suit of ultra-heavy powered armor, though with Adminium exterior plating and structural components, and a heavy Monochromium-burning reactor rigged to an ultra-high-power VASIMR engine block, as well as most other systems, built into the supply hump at the back. What makes it unusual, other than the aforesaid, is the series of high-energy Psionic conduits running along the inside of the armor, enabling the system's use by a powerful Wielder, Psyker or other energetic manipulator as a power-amplification rig. It also has several weapon hardpoints, unused on manufacture, that may be used by the pilot to mount longer range or heavier weapons systems. {System statistics: Wt. in kilos, 8,000. Main power core output, 8.8 Terawatts/second. Fuel time, 8 years, normal use.} Cont.}
I trudge out some way into the battlefield, then place down a beacon.
"You might want to stand back."
After a few seconds, a metal sphere rockets down and impacts on the top of the beacon, destroying it. The sphere then rotates, depressurizes, and rises up into the air on 6 legs. It then extends the back end of it out a long distance while moving it's legs to support it's weight, while the sphere part of it flattens slightly. Eventually, two hooks extend out from the top of it, circle around, and fire grey energy back into itself.
Engietech Mecha Dragonfly:
Health: 25000/25000
Parts: Front Camera [100% integrity], Left Wing [100% integrity, allows flight], Right Wing [100% integrity, allows flight], Body [100% integrity]
"Dragonflies. They're quite interesting creatures. Granted, the Square Cube law made the design a bit complicated, what with the whole meters-long made-of-metal thing causing problems in the testing phase, but every bug has it's bugs. Heh."
The Mecha Dragonfly powers up it's wings, then takes to the skies.
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Life Circuit: 3/6 Welcome back twin! Am I able to use my void powers yet? Lord English has died... If not, time to edit my code! CORE ROUTINE. RUN "sudo nano /system/void/activate" New lets just edit this... powers.useOn(powers); to... powers.useOn(target); ^X Y ENTER Ok. Well then. Just to jump-start my powers using some of that void I stored... There. Well, this situation calls for some... VOID and BAZOOKA. My Strife Spectibi is TUBAKIND. I equip my RASPBERRY HELMET and FORMAL WEAR. Guess what Crockercorp? MY TUBAS ARE AT FULL POWER. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEIR ATTACKS ARE READY. Wait Twin. Will we survive the Scratch? I don't want to loose my Tubas! I use PAC-MAN on a CROCKERCORP DRONE MK.I I go crazy running through the drones bashing them off to the side with my tubas. I ready...
TUBA OPERANDI
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AH. AH. AH HAH HAH HAH AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH.... HA It looks like the battle cries of corruption has gotten to me. No matter. Lets make this easier to see... How's this?
ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE: IIIII MIND: II PAC-MAN: IIIIII EATEN: CROCKERCORP DRONE MK.I PESTERCHUM: LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff] Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: UPGRADES: PRIMAL FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: III MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIIII HYPER UBER MUSHROOMY GODMODDING NYAN NOGALISTIC FERROPPER VOID MAGICAL TUBA BAZOOKA: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII4/4
Suddenly, the Minecraft avatar shatters, healing my wounds and exposing a 7-8 sweep troll. He has dark orchid shades, a black sleeved T-shirt with a cerulean snake on it, long, gray jeans, and a noticable cerulean scar on the back of his neck as well as an orchid-trimmed top hat.
There we go.
Oh no
27/40 x9
4/10 x24
4/4 FINAL OPERANDI
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Torch x128 / Cooked Chicken / Cooked Pork Chops x2 / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / Large Chest / Mana's Secret Weapon / Fried Eggs / Circuit Breaker / The Horizon Event / Tick Tock / Ze Ubercharger / Shattered Souls / Metal Storm / Crimson Vortex / Batter Up / Gun Magazines x15 / Water Bottle / Captchalogue Cards x19 / Copper Ingots x128 / Cruxite Apple / Copper Sword / Copper Throwing Knives x9 / PDA / 640 Cobblestone / Heart Container x3 / Computer / Granite x64 / Golden Apple / Holopad / Rolled-Up Scroll / Skeleton Key / Finale Operandi Token / Unobtanium Meteor Hammer (Reach, Double Strike, Embers) / x2 Dragonfly AA-05 Drones
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==> I enchant my Unobtanium Meteor Hammer with Embers (same as my Glaive)
==> Slide the rolled up scroll out of its' bindings.
==> Wut.
..........The Homestuck Invasion is over......Just like that......No blowing up Crockercorp carriers, slicing ships with buckets.....
I wuz gunna summon the UNSC battle groups Dakota and India with their flagships separately using a zillion posts...
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
okay, I kick engli--
wait.
crap.
/null
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
ACT THREE - FINALE
Thud. Thud. Thud. The sounds of Robomonkey's footsteps echoed throughout the Battlefield. It was morning; the sun had just risen. This timing was intentional, designed by Robomonkey's members. If they were going to have such a huge audience, they wanted to be sure they could see them in their glory. The five players walked across the Field, glaring up in the sky, where Crockercorp Ships formed a menacing 'V'. Many players watched from surrounding terrain, cliffs and caves, and saw Robomonkey's trek. Were They back?, the players wondered. Would They come to save us? Thud. Thud. Thud.
Pabu grinned. He spoke, not in Faction-Only Chat, but in Global Chat.
Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: I am Pabu, and I while I know that you don't know me, and I don't know you, I'm sure that in the next ten minutes, you will know who I am.
Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: I am about to lead the greatest crusade known to the players of GodCraft. What happens right now will rank alongside Their greatest moments.
Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: I, along with my faction, am about to take back what is rightfully ours!
lelelel: gmo dde shut up
torontoman321: lol yeah right
torontoman321: someone says this every hour
KEYBOARDcat: More like every ten minutes.
lelelel: haha lel yea HOLY gorilla WHAT IS THAT
At this point, everyone within a thousand blocks of the server had looked up and seen what had just transpired. The Ships were now on alert phase, aiming their cannons directly at the players. They fired bolts of energy.
Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: SCATTER!
The faction quickly lept off of the cliff they were perched on and watched as it was decimated by the Crockercorp Fleet's fire. They started falling to the ground below, but activated their individual methods of propulsion. They had all been sure to alchemize one. Rocket shoes, jetpacks, and antigravity machines all fired on at once, and Robomonkey hovered along the ground, and then flew up in the air to face the Crockercorp Fleet, who had not yet noticed the movement.
The five members each flew in various directions, targeting seperate ships. Pabu flew straight through the hull of one of the rear ships, and he used Uranium's Umbrage, the complete version of a broken sword he had found in the Alchemiter's schematics, to split the time-stream surrounding him, creating three copies of himself, which went on to terrorize the crew and head towards the engines. The ship fell in quick order, and exploded. Pabu then shifted his copies into one form, satisfied, then watched as Kenny fired a single bolt with The Absolute Zero that sailed over the ships and hit the last one in the formation, piercing its engines in one strike. The ship exploded in blue fire.
Meanwhile, delirious_biznasty sailed over the bridge of another ship and mercilessly whacked the crewmates with his various Frying Pans, for which they had no defense. The Drones took out stock Dersite Rifles, but they were easily destroyed with a single whack of the explosive Fried Eggs. After subduing the crew, the engines were lost in short order. The players did not notice how volatile these ships were before, but they were learning to greatly appreciate it. The wing of said ship pierced the command station of the one swedge was fighting, creating several small explosions that continued to the engines, blowing up the rest of the ship.
~~~
The players watched in total awe. These five nobodies had just attempted and were, so far, successfully carried out what no other player besides Them had done: challenge the Invasion. Explosions, artillery fire, and cannonballs were everywhere at once, creating a maelstrom of heat, color, and sound that whipped up the playerbase into a frenzy. They wanted in on this revolution, and they wanted in now. They watched as several Crockercorp Ships moved towards the reinforcements being sent in to fend off Robomonkey. These ones had no Betty Crocker logo, instead, they were branded with the name 'NEXUS'. KNIGHTS squeed with glee.
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: You mean from Madness Combat? They're here?
Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: Guess so. Looks like they've taken over some of the ships and are... apparently aiding us? Eh. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
These taken-over ships emptied their missile supplies on the incoming Crockercorp Fleets, destroying all of the Ships they saw. Many of the Nexus Ships were destroyed in the process, however, and eventually all of them were taken out, with more and more Fleets coming in. Robomonkey, for all their efforts, realized something. There were too many to fight. They were being overpowered.
)(er Imperious Condescension, still, after all these months, badly hurt from her fight with the players, walked out on an especially large Ship, her on Battleship. She yelled at the players at raised her Trident at them. A large, red cannon appeared from the chassis of her ship, aimed at the players. They froze. Its radius was huge. They would be caught in it no matter what; there was no way they could have been fast enough. They accepted their fate, but then, they saw something in the sky. It was a blue telephone booth. A TARDIS.
Dimentio peeked his head out of it and stuck his tongue out, holding a ridiculously oversized sniper rifle. He fired one shot, and obliterated the cannon, which backfired, destroying the entire ship effortlessly. The Condesce was nowhere to be seen in the wreckage.
~~~
Oh, hello again! Sorry for my extended absence... I had to, as you can see, pick up a few weapons!
And here is the package you requested, Knights...
strudelkitty4427 [Equestria Owner]: wh... where am i??
strudelkitty4427 [Equestria Owner]: gasp!!!!!!!!!!! omg!! :-D :-D
strudelkitty4427 [Equestria Owner]: im back!
strudelkitty4427 [Equestria Owner]: knights! oh... hi.
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: S... strudel! it really is you!
strudelkitty4427 [Equestria Owner]: hey! you're not talking really weirdly anymore!!!
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: oh. yeah! i guess i feel... free now?
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: like, something was watching over me! but now it's gone!
strudelkitty4427 [Equestria Owner]: i know that feeling. :/
Shouldn't you all be getting back to fighting at this point?
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: oh yeah! strudel, we're leading a rebellion! :-D
strudelkitty4427 [Equestria Owner]: i can see that! can i join?
Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: The more, the merrier! Here! I'll give you one of my swords, seeing as you're unequipped.
Now Robomonkey hit their stride, effortlessly taking down ships and steering them into others, creating devastating chain reactions. The myriad workers piloting these ships were terrified. They were leaderless. The Condesce had just fallen, and Scratch and Lord English were supposedly dead. There was nothing for them to do. There was nothing they could do. They could only watch as Robomonkey started claiming their server back.
All the while, the Godmodder was watching, slackjawed. He realized this must have been what Dimentio was doing back there before... He had helped five players get across his defenses right under his nose. He chuckled. Even though the Invasion had helped him immensely, he had gotten tired of it. He wanted the server to be under his complete control, not shared. And he wasn't even sure Scratch had been truly on his side after a time. He decided to pull up a chair, sit back, and watch.
Dimentio looked at the crowd gathering at the edge of the Battlefield with renewed interest. Sparks shone in his eyes. He cackled maniacally, and summoned the TARDIS to his location. It opened, and tons upon tons of alchemized weapons of all possible combinations that the Alchemiter could allow flew out of it.
Hee hee hee hee hee! Yes! Go out, players of GodCraft! End this once and for all! You have the power!
And so, thanks to Dimentio's help, the Rebellion became an Army. The players of GodCraft, now empowered with their own weapons, rose up and crushed the Crockercorp Fleets effortlessly. Eventually, they retreated entirely, with only a few patrolling the border, but even those were sought out and taken down. News of the uprising spread throughout the whole server, with Robomonkey being commended as heroes. The players, even those who thought them false before, were cheering their names, praising them.
The Invasion had been driven out of the server they had sought to invade. But not completely. For the Invasion to be fully purged, They would have to arise once more. And so, they would. But for now, the current heroes had their time in the light. And it was good.
END OF ACT THREE
~
FIN
Could we though? I think they may have Plot Armor.
Ah, point.
Hmm... Y3s... We m4y have pr0blems... 7hat is, if they're ho5t1le. Th3y may no7 be.
Point.
REGARDLESS, WE SERVE.
And of course, we do have... Them... The Damned... Hmmm...
WE CANNOT ACT, YET.
N0r c4n we...
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Bravo Twin! Bravo!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
QU1ET. Y0U PLAYED Y0UR PART PERFECTLY, SCRATCH. 1 D0N'T NEED Y0U ANYM0RE. Y0U CAN ST0P TALK1NG N0W.
Why... was I so blind. You... you were controlling...
YES. FR0M THE BEG1NN1NG, 0F C0URSE. ALL TH0SE SWEEPS AG0, BACK AT Y0UR MAN0R. Y0U D1D EVERYTH1NG 1 SA1D. T0 THE LETTER. AND 1T W0RKED PERFECTLY. Y0U W0RKED PERFECTLY.
They will find out...
0H, THEY ALREADY KN0W 0F MY PRESENCE. BUT THEY D0N'T KN0W WH0 1 AM.
Scratch.
Wait... Did you. Did you hear something?
Scratch.
Is... Is someone... saying my name?
1 AM N0T.
Scratch.
That voice... It sounds. Familiar.
SCRATCH!
What.
G0 0N. 1T'S Y0U HE WANTS.
How... how could this.
SCRATCH!
SCRATCH!
SCRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH!
You tricked me. You said he would never come back. Not for a long time.
1 AM CAPABLE 0F LY1NG. UNL1KE Y0U.
HEY. HEY SCRATCH.
Oh my God.
~~~
HEH... I. I DID IT. I... SURVIVED. I CAN STILL CONTROL. THEIR GAME.
Hey, Caliborn! DIE.
WHAT THE
Lord English had been floating in the Void for quite some time, assumed dead. But, somehow, he had miraculously survived a point-blank shot from one of the only weapons that could have killed him. He had stayed in the Void, cheating death, trying to think of a way to cheat death once more and return to terrorizing the living.
But now, TwinBuilder had returned. And one quick decapitation with Oblivion's Guardian was enough to end the Lord's life.
ALERT. ERROR 413 HAS OCCURRED IN UPDATE TERMINAL.
DETAILS OF ERROR 413 : MISPLACEMENT OF GAME MASTER.
THIS ERROR MEANS THAT THE CURRENT GAME MASTER HAS DIED, LEFT THE REACH OF THE UPDATE TERMINAL, OR HAS HANDED HIS POST DOWN.
SCANNING CURRENT EVENTS TO FIND CAUSE...
CAUSE ONE IS IN EFFECT: GAME MASTER DEATH.
PROTOCOL 612 INITIATED.
SEARCHING FOR NEW GAME MASTER.
SEARCHING...
SEARCHING...
NEW GAME MASTER FOUND.
INITIATION PROCESS WILL BEGIN.
PLEASE ENTER USERNAME: TWINBUILDER
PLEASE ENTER PASSWORD: ******************
PLEASE ENTER RESIDENCE: Back amongst the living.
TWINBUILDER IS NOW SUITABLE TO BE GAME MASTER OF DTG2.
Miss me?
/null
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Damn right you were.
You enter the Fourth Wall!
You enter the Fourth Wall!
You enter the Fourth Wall!
The Disc of Mojang is safely in Piono's inventory! You can't get to it!
You get the 11,000th Post. Ah, I remember the last milestone I saw. What was it, 8,000? Wow. It's been that long...
Hey! PvP is off! Stop that now.
Ach... Sorry. Well, not really, since it wasn't technically me who ignored that! Heheheh... Eh.
To make up for that, your Operandi will still go through on the Battlefield, for a few turns!
The Disc of Mojang is in Piono's inventory! You can't use it from there...
You enter the Fourth Wall!
You enter the Fourth Wall!
Or, you could just go through the Fourth Wall. Which you do!
Hey, nice job! I see you've conquered splits of your own...
You respawn!
You enter the Fourth Wall!
You enter the Fourth Wall!
You enter the Fourth Wall!
You can only do that back on the Battlefield! And to get there you need to enter the Fourth Wall! So...
You enter the Fourth Wall!
Piono has it in his inventory!
You enter the Fourth Wall!
You enter the Fourth Wall! No PvP, remember?
You enter the Fourth Wall!
You enter the Fourth Wall!
Not yet. Although their most important leaders may be dead, and they're crippled thanks to Robomonkey, the Invasion's not through just yet...
Nope. Looks like you're going to need to stay airborne for a little longer. Maybe hundreds of pages, even! We'll get back to you later...
That's too vague! Specibi tend to be really specific.
Yes, you can.
You enchant your Meteor Hammer with Embers!
You don't have a Rolled-Up Scroll anymore!
Aha! Finally, you reveal yourself as a Troll! That... That was pretty obvious from the beginning though. But nonetheless shocking!
Hey! You just repeated the same thing!
Finally, having fought all of the leaders of the Invasion, and having their Game Master returned to them, you are ready to end the Invasion once and for all! You look down at the Fourth Wall, which you were standing on top of, and enter it... Cacophonies of light and sound flash through the players' heads as they travel across the universe in the blink of an eye!
Back on the Battlefield, a giant blue portal appears in the sky. Robomonkey, now saluted as heroes, watch it steadily. These are the portals that Crockercorp Ships come out of! Are they any last-minute reinforcements...? They are extremely surprised when you all come out of it! No, more than that! They're stunned! So are the rest of the players! They cheer heavily, overjoyed by your return. Without you, they were lost, and had no idea what to do!
Robomonkey begins to explain that they used the Alchemiter to create their own line of weapons, and shared it with the populace, who led a full-on revolt against the Invasion forces! They totaled nearly the whole fleet, and even apparently killed the Condesce! They then explain that it was Dimentio who helped them. Upon hearing his name, the players' eyes widen! Dimentio, you reason, shouldn't be trusted! Why would he have helped you if there wasn't anything to gain from it?
Robomonkey shifts around. They tell you about the First Block, and he intends to use it in return for their help. They then explain that it was up to them to find it, and now that the Rebellion is done, they were just about to head out to search! You all agree to accompany them on their journey. There's something odd about Dimentio. He shouldn't be left alone.
The players wish you all well, when the Godmodder flash-steps into existence in front of you, with his Banhammer in hand! The players scream and run away, with the Godmodder glaring menacingly at them. When they are all gone, he bursts into laughter, and extends a hand! He wants you to shake it...? Reluctantly, you do, and he explains that life on the Battlefield was extremely boring without you all, and that he was worried about what Scratch had done. He didn't appreciate Scratch doing things without telling him. After that, he lets you all leave for the First Block.
~~~
A player pulls out the book about the First Block that they found in Scratch's Library! According to it, it can be found at x- 0, z - 0. That location is pretty far from the Battlefield! Looks like you've got a quest ahead of you... After several days of killing monsters, traversing terrain, and shooting stray Crockercorp Ships, you eventually come to a secluded Plains Biome in the middle of a giant Mesa. There are no players there, a rarity in GodCraft. You look at the co-ordinates and see that Yggdrasil, the World Tree in which the First Block lies, should be dead ahead! However, there's nothing there...
You all scale the Mesas and eventually find yourselves in the Plains biome proper. The sun is shining directly above you. You look at the book again... It says that Yggdrasil will only reveal itself to those who recognize Minecraft is not a game... You look up. You see everything around you. You remember the battles you've fought, with entities from nearly every universe you could think of. You remember the alchemies you've created, and you remember the Endermen that spoke to you, the actual government of the End. All that can't be in a game.
And that line has been repeated so many times that you realize it's fact. You accept it. And then, you realize the sun has gone out. You look up. It didn't go out... Something's obscuring it. A giant, giant tree, hundreds of blocks wide, whose branches stretch past the block limit and whose roots extend into the soil of the Mesa. Its leaves are immense and many, blocking the sky from view entirely. In the massive, warped trunk of Yggdrasil, the outline of a door is visible. Piono walks up and it opens. The rest of the players follow.
~~~
The inside of Yggdrasil is much, much bigger than the outside. It appears to be a giant maze, complete with traps, timed sections, and many, many enemies! You all sigh. You just went through the biggest gauntlet you've ever seen! You don't want to have to go through another! But then, you all feel an intense sensation, as if the tree is staring into your minds! You remember what the book said. Those with pure intentions will be accepted into Yggdrasil with no consequence. The maze unfolds before your eyes, forming a straight path that leads through the middle of the tree. You all look at each other.
You walk along the path, staring at Yggdrasil's ancient, warped oak. You look up, and see that the ceiling is decorated with ornate wood carvings, depicting the birth of a world... and its death. After a while of walking, you see a huge door, that unfolds and sinks into the ground as you draw close. You enter it.
~~~
What you see is a walkway overlooking a bottomless pit. This walkway, in stark contrast to the rest of Yggdrasil, is metal and glows luminous colors. Hovering over the pit is a glowing, white cube that has the image of static all over it. You get the feeling it has been waiting for you. It is the First Block. For a minute, you are unsure of what to do. You didn't think about what would happen to you. You just got here to see Robomonkey through safely. But now, you realize that perhaps your purpose right now is to be here. You look at the Disc of Mojang. You wonder what you should do with it. And then-
A loud explosion takes over your hearing! You look up and see the hexagonal walls of this chamber have been completely torn to shreds! Staring you straight in the face is the biggest, most warlike Crockercorp Ship that you have ever seen. No one is at its bridge. No one is looking at you from it. Then, it extends out a walkway. Many, many, MANY Crockercorp Drones fly out of the ship, all staring at you, not with Dersite Rifles, but with Guns created straight from their own armor! They aim at you... and then fire!
Their plasma bolts scatter across the room. Robomonkey springs into action, with their flying alchemies allowing them to bridge the Pit easily. They lock themselves in combat with the rest of the Drones, but they are much harder to defeat than they had anticipated! It looks like they have upgraded themselves, and are repeating numbers under their breaths! Robomonkey tells you to use the First Block, and quickly!
Talist quickly grabs the Disc of Mojang and throws it at the First Block, sailing straight across the Pit! The players stare, wide-eyed, as the Disc grows to the size of the Block itself, and a slot opens in the Block! The Disc inserts itself straight into it, like a Jukebox would in Minecraft! The Block hums a powerful golden energy, and pulsates shockwaves! All throughout GodCraft, rumbling can be felt, and the skies can be seen being shattered! Something is happening... A world-changing event!
When the players look at the Block again, it has turned into a giant Jukebox with the Disc of Mojang on top of it! A record needle is ready to "play" the Disc, and the Block is situated on top of concentric circular platforms with gears turning beneath them and organ pipes protruding from the bottom. The_Serpent recognizes the shape of this thing immediately. It reminds him of... a Scratch Construct.
The players jump across to the First Block and stand on it, watching as the needle descends onto the Disc! Instead of a song, it creates a low, powerful hum, that cascades across the entire chamber! As they watch, the surface of the Jukebox begins to disintegrate at the center, revealing a missing square hole in the center of one of its faces! Golden light pours from it. Some of the players recognize what is happening! The Block is being Scratched! More and more Crockercorp Drones pour into the room, and The Condesce, who somehow cheated death, can now be seen! Instead of tyrian magenta, however, her outfit is more of an orchid, and she appears to be flickering! She yells, and the Drones move over to the Block, readying their weapons!
This is it! It's the...
How to Play:
Defend the First Block from the Crockercorp Fleet's last stand! Every turn, more Crockercorp Drones will spawn! It will have to be up to you to continually attack them and defeat them! As you defend, the First Block will start the Scratch, which will hopefully do something about the Invasion! Every turn, the Scratch will go up by 25%! If the Fleet destroys all of the supplemental parts of the Block and removes the Tuning Fork, the Scratch will stop and you'll get a Game Over! Try not to let this happen.
Yggdrasil:
The First Block: Scratch Progress - //////////////////// 0% Concentric Circles: 10,000/10,000. (x3.) Outer Gears: 30,000/30,000. (x2.) Inner Gears: 40,000/40,000. (x3.) Tuning Fork: 150,000/150,000.
Crockercorp Drone Mk. I: HP: 100/100. (x50.) ATK: 100.
Crockercorp Drone Mk. II: HP: 500/500. (x50.) ATK: 250.
Crockercorp Drone Elite: HP: 1,000/1,000. (x30.) ATK: 500.
Crockercorp Tank: HP: 50,000/50,000. ATK: 2,000.
Scoreboard:
Dimentiosome: [AG]
Leonstar0: [AG]
ninjatwist321: [AG]
ManiacMasteR: [AG]
Talist: [AG]
Irecreeper: [AG]
Amperz4nd: [AG]
TT2000: [AG]
PitTheAngel: [AG]
pionoplayer: [AG]
TheLordErelye: [AG] FINALE OPERANDI: 4/4
Aegis-A095: [AG]
Nimbleguy: [AG]
5l1n65h07: [N]
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] FINALE OPERANDI: 4/4
engie_ninja: [N] FINALE OPERANDI: 3/4
DemonicDaVinci: [N]
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] FINALE OPERANDI: 4/4
K4yne: [PG]
fseftr: [PG] FINALE OPERANDI: 4/4
The_Serpent: [PG]
Sacred Items:
30 Elf Tears / 30 Hog Slop / 30 Pie Filling / 30 Weasel Snot
Escape from Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [AG]
The Forge:
Broken Halo: III (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [3K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III FIRE!!! (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII (Talist)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII (Irecreeper)
Well. I think The_Serpent is the Employer due to the talking style and color.
Or maybe it is a trick.
/null
I head inside the 4th wall. Well, eventually. Turns out the Heavy Guardian unit can't fit through those kinds of spaces, so I had to place a teleporter to get through. If someone reverses the spin, they could probably go through the other way.
...
I'll leave it up. It could prove interesting later on.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
/null
EJF 27/40
Ammo 1/5 + 12 more
I now have a grudge against anyone who defected to English. You did try to help a powerful dictator entity destroy the universe. Although you didn't help English much, so I'm not going to use much charge against you ky4ne. I believe I'll survive your attack. In this form, I could survive a direct hit from a final operandi, just. (I believe it would deal 40 damage to a player, but I have some armor.) The reason I wanted to restrict the use of the Disc(s) from PGs wasn't so that AGs would win the war(where would the fun in instantly winning be?), it was because you three PGs all joined English.
edit- I hadn't actually seen the update that happened while I was thinking up of Wilson's story. So I'll just enter the forth wall. But Piono, make sure to summon more discs as the first wish! It's a really good idea!
Edit 2 now that the update post is fully finished: alright, ignore all that. I'll have to write more stuff for Wilson as well. First things first, I summon myself as an entity with a 40 post charge to kinda extend my final operandi. I then proceed to use my entropy claws to bore a hole into the tank
Wilson's ongoing little side quest, This turn is going to be an interesting (and very long) one for Wilson...:
Woo! Achievement get! Make the longest Wilson post ever!
To whoever still wants them:Stock: potion of dark roast coffee x1 (3$), splash bleeding potion x2 (3$)
Magic tip jar that has appeared out of nowhere: 6$
+3 up for trade with anyone but Engie, fseftr or The_Serpent x2
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
I jump on to a drone mk.1. I use fire arts to get control of it's hardware! I then make it crash into another one of it's own! The explosion is huge, thanks to something I call Nether Powder. The explosion destroys some more Mk.1 drones. Some debris hits the tank!
ASPECTS OF THE MANIAC: 13/40
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
I explore the Fourth Wall, then, looking out into the Void, I load my Handrailmagnum with flares and send a hail of light into the infinite black... The light seems to fade altogether too quickly...
Y'know, I feel like lighting a thing up. I fire a colossal burst of Naetheric flame into the void, illuminating this side of the Fourth Wall for light years in all directions... The incandescence only seems to reach twenty feet outwards before... Ceasing to be...
{MCPR Official Item Catalog: Advanced-Powered Adminium War Armor.
The APAWA, as it's called, is a fairly standard suit of ultra-heavy powered armor, though with Adminium exterior plating and structural components, and a heavy Monochromium-burning reactor rigged to an ultra-high-power VASIMR engine block, as well as most other systems, built into the supply hump at the back. What makes it unusual, other than the aforesaid, is the series of high-energy Psionic conduits running along the inside of the armor, enabling the system's use by a powerful Wielder, Psyker or other energetic manipulator as a power-amplification rig. It also has several weapon hardpoints, unused on manufacture, that may be used by the pilot to mount longer range or heavier weapons systems. {System statistics: Wt. in kilos, 8,000. Main power core output, 8.8 Terawatts/second. Fuel time, 8 years, normal use.} Cont.}
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Pateluna's Bludgeoner @ Dersite Rifle: ?/?
???: ?/? (Twin, could you link to the update where you died?
I'm not done yet. This railroad Invasion plot might be unstoppable, but I'll go down fighting. I and the Rage Drone open fire on a Concentric Circle.
Oh no
Entities are allowed once more, correct? And Alchemzing?
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
I trudge out some way into the battlefield, then place down a beacon.
"You might want to stand back."
After a few seconds, a metal sphere rockets down and impacts on the top of the beacon, destroying it. The sphere then rotates, depressurizes, and rises up into the air on 6 legs. It then extends the back end of it out a long distance while moving it's legs to support it's weight, while the sphere part of it flattens slightly. Eventually, two hooks extend out from the top of it, circle around, and fire grey energy back into itself.
Engietech Mecha Dragonfly:
Health: 25000/25000
Parts: Front Camera [100% integrity], Left Wing [100% integrity, allows flight], Right Wing [100% integrity, allows flight], Body [100% integrity]
Attacks: Machine Guns [500 damage], Burst Cannon [2000 damage, AoE 1000 damage, 2-turn reload], Swarm Missiles [100 damage, group targeting]
Abilities: Dodgy [passive: 85% chance of avoiding incoming ranged attacks], Flight capable [passive: allows flight]
"Dragonflies. They're quite interesting creatures. Granted, the Square Cube law made the design a bit complicated, what with the whole meters-long made-of-metal thing causing problems in the testing phase, but every bug has it's bugs. Heh."
The Mecha Dragonfly powers up it's wings, then takes to the skies.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Raspberry Pi: 7/10
Tippi: 11/20.
Count Bleck: 11/20.
Upgrade: 10/40.
Sir Quentin Trembly III Esquire: 4/40.
I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 8/10.
Nimble Core: 3/10.
Life Circuit: 3/6
Welcome back twin!
Am I able to use my void powers yet? Lord English has died...
If not, time to edit my code!
CORE ROUTINE. RUN "sudo nano /system/void/activate"
New lets just edit this...
powers.useOn(powers);
to...
powers.useOn(target);
^X Y ENTER
Ok. Well then. Just to jump-start my powers using some of that void I stored...
There.
Well, this situation calls for some...
VOID and BAZOOKA.
My Strife Spectibi is TUBAKIND.
I equip my RASPBERRY HELMET and FORMAL WEAR.
Guess what Crockercorp?
MY TUBAS ARE AT FULL POWER.
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEIR ATTACKS ARE READY.
Wait Twin. Will we survive the Scratch? I don't want to loose my Tubas!
I use PAC-MAN on a CROCKERCORP DRONE MK.I
I go crazy running through the drones bashing them off to the side with my tubas.
I ready...
HA
It looks like the battle cries of corruption has gotten to me. No matter.
Lets make this easier to see...
How's this?
ABILITIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII
MIND: II
PAC-MAN: IIIIII
EATEN: CROCKERCORP DRONE MK.I
PESTERCHUM:
LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff]
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:
UPGRADES: PRIMAL
FREEZE: II
JOLT: II
ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III
NYAN CUBE MODE: III
MUSHROOM BOMB: II
VOID MODE:
NULL CUBE MODE: II
NOGALISTA MODE: II
TUBA CANNON MODE: II
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIIII
HYPER UBER MUSHROOMY GODMODDING NYAN NOGALISTIC FERROPPER VOID MAGICAL TUBA BAZOOKA: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII4/4