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I shoot Lord English point blank with the Deudly Magnum

If I got the magnum, which I doubt, I teleport to strudelkitty, and blow her head off with it.

If piono or another AG got it, I prepare for the cutscene of Lord English's death.

LIGHT COMBAT UNIT DESTROYED.

SELECT UNIT TO DEPLOY

>Heavy Guardian unit

THIS UNIT IS IN EXPERIMENTAL PHASE.

ARE YOU SURE? Y/N

>Y

DEPLOYING.

I respawn. In an action-movie-esque effect, I grab the gun, roll towards English, and point the gun at HIS chest. I then say:

Nothing can be immortal. You should know that. You've lived long enough. Now...

DIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I pull the trigger.


Dangit! Ninja'd!

I remember my old charge. I rename it to:

ASPECTS OF THE MANIAC: 12/40

The interesting thing is... Twinbuilder would never let us get a game over.
Of the four posts above me, two were null, and the other two were trying to enforce a game over.
And so, I get my first ever finishing move. And its on Lord English. I am very proud of myself. And very happy.

elsewhere...
He did it!!!

elsewhere...
Oh thank goodness.

elsewhere...
We're in the clear.

elsewhere...
Oh thank troll Jegus........

Yeah, I don't really expect to get the magnum, but I do wonder what will stop me from doing so.

Suggestion to Twin: Let me take the magnum

I could use a 40/40 post to create a bid for it.
Who ever bids the most charges,items,money, your soul, would obtain the magnum.
However whatever was bid will be split among the other bidders...
Good idea?
/nullpost

Quote from pionoplayer

The interesting thing is... Twinbuilder would never let us get a game over.
Of the four posts above me, two were null, and the other two were trying to enforce a game over.
And so, I get my first ever finishing move. And its on Lord English. I am very proud of myself. And very happy.

elsewhere...
He did it!!!

elsewhere...
Oh thank goodness.

elsewhere...
We're in the clear.

elsewhere...
Oh thank troll Jegus........

(How was I trying to enforce a game over?)
/null

Quote from fseftr

Yeah, I don't really expect to get the magnum, but I do wonder what will stop me from doing so.

Suggestion to Twin: Let me take the magnum

What stopped you? I saw your posts and gave twin an out in mine. You and serpent both failed to account for my assistants. No going back and editing.
Great job on the quick draw though. You ninja'd a two word post.

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Quote from Epicositys

(How was I trying to enforce a game over?)
/null

You weren't but my first post was posted before yours. Sorry buddy, you got ninja'd about eight times.
/nullpost.

You know piono, you never actually shot the magnum... Will that matter? Probably not.

Mentlegen.

Look at the post.

K4yne is the only one left alive.

Technically, HE should be the one to use the magnum.

NOBODY ELSE NOTICED THIS BEFORE?

Then I shot it?

\null

> BEGIN END OF ACT TWO.

The assorted players of GodCraft, who were caught up in a war so complex that they were unsure of its true depths, assembled on the Fourth Wall. Lord English, the supposedly driving force behind this whole chain of events, was gone. With that, so was the apparent hierarchy of the Invasion. And although the Pro-Godmodders in the group would try to lead the party astray, one thing was clear. They needed to end this Invasion. Permanently.

But there was the aforementioned problem. They had no idea how. They were in the middle of the Void, stranded in nowhere. Even though they had something that could be used as a portal, they had no idea what to do from there. All they had were the assorted contents of Scratch's looted manor, and the Disc of Mojang. Oh, and some Unusual Hats. You have to love the Unusual Hats.

And then, of course, as it always did, inspiration struck, because without that, we wouldn't have a story. Piono gazed at the Disc of Mojang and recalled the legend The_Serpent had recited all those months ago when talking about the Psi-Godmodder. Supposedly, it had the power to do anything, but only once. Once Piono told them this, the implications were obvious. Could they use this to somehow end the Invasion once they traveled back to GodCraft? This was all they had to go on.

But it was worth a shot.

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The Itinerary:

ALL PLAYERS:

Head through the Fourth Wall.

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The Fourth Wall:

K4yne: [PG] HP: HP: 25/25. Equipped: HELLSPAWN, CHAOS'S SINKER, STRANGE PHLOGISTINATOR. MAXED - MEDICUS MORTE. FINALE OPERANDI - PERSONAL INFERNO IIII

ManiacMasteR: [AG] HP: 25/25. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, DIAMOND SWORD, UNUSUAL SOBER STUNTMAN. MAXED - IUEBOQUE DOMINUM. FINALE OPERANDI - THE EARTH-SPLITTER IIII

The True Hunter: [AG] HP: 40/40. MAXED - ADUERSUS LUPUS. FINALE OPERANDI - LUNAR ULTIMATUM. IIII

5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 25/25. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, XMD SWORD, STAFF OF THE COSMIC WHOLE. MAXED - POTENTIOR FUNDAE MAGNA. FINALE OPERANDI - ALPHA-OMEGA CONEXIO IIII

Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 25/25. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, ENDERDRAGON'S SCYTHE, ENDERDRAGON HOODIE, METAL SLUG. MAXED - DUX CATHEDRA. FINALE OPERANDI - CHAIRSTORM CDXIII IIII

Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 25/25. Equipped: WAR ARMOR, THE MERCURIAN MALADY, MONOCHROME SWORD. MAXED - ARGENTI IN BELLO. FINALE OPERANDI - HELL ON EARTH IIII

engie_ninja: [N] HP: 25/25. MAXED - FURTIM ARTIFEX. FINALE OPERANDI - MORE GUN IIII

TT2000: [AG] HP: 25/25. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, STARRY NIGHT. MAXED - VENIT NOX. FINALE OPERANDI - NIGHT OF GREEN SUN IIII

DemonicDaVinci: [N] HP: 25/25. Equipped: RETALIATIVE ARMOR, ROLEPLAY SLAYER HALBERD, DAVINCI AGGRESSOR, UNUSUAL ENGINEER'S CAP. MAXED - FUROR IMPIUS FACTOREUM. FINALE OPERANDI - EDEN'S MASTERPIECE IIII

PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Equipped: FLINTLOCK STAFF, UNUSUAL COUNTERFEIT BILLYCOCK. MAXED - DUES SAGIITTARUS. FINALE OPERANDI - GODSEND IIII

TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 25/25. MAXED - DRACONEM OCCIDIT. FINALE OPERANDI - VOID 4/4

Piono: [AG] HP: 25/25. Equipped: BROKEN URANIUM'S UMBRAGE, DISC OF MOJANG. MAXED - ET ALIUS. FINALE OPERANDI - WRITER'S BLOCK IIII

fseftr: [PG] HP: 25/25. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, RED BARRELS, SMALL CUEBALL VIEWFINDER. MAXED - VICTOR EX HYACINTHO. FINALE OPERANDI - RHAPSODY IN BLUE IIII

Aegis-A095: [AG] HP: 25/25. MAXED - ET CONTRA DEFENDERE. FINALE OPERANDI - ULTIMATE ALCHEMY IIII

The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 25/25. Equipped: BLUE HALO ARMOR, STRANGE HALF-ZATOICHI, CLOUD CONTROL HOODIE, HUNGER FORCE, UNUSUAL DEAD CONE. MAXED - RARUM EXITIO CONSUMPTIS. FINALE OPERANDI - SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII

Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 25/25. Equipped: INSANITY TUBAS. MAXED - METALLI VAGUS. FINALE OPERANDI - SOURCE CODE IIII

The Unagi: [PG] HP: 34/50. Equipped: THE CROSSCIRCLE, ORCHID PULSAR, SCOUT SHAKO. FINALE OPERANDI - ORCHID METERS IIII

huffpuff1337: [AG] HP: 25/25. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, DIAMOND SWORD. Lv. 4: Elite.

Dimentiosome: [AG] HP: 25/25. Lv. 2: Second Guesser.

Leonstar0: [AG] HP: 25/25. Equipped: ARMISTYX, UNUSUAL BIG ELFIN DEAL. Level 9: Supernova.

ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 25/25. Equipped: SHOTGUN, ARCHON SWORD. Lv. 5: Manhunter.

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Group Inventory:

15 Gun Magazines / 5 Heart Containers / Clock / 60 Captchalogue Cards / Problem Sleuth Anthology / 2 Shotguns / 50 Ammo Packs / 10 Water Bottles / The Nature of Split Personalities / First Guardians for Dummies / Pesterchum 101 / 3 Bandages / 2 Diamonds / Piece of Paper / 3 Name Tags / 2 Desc. Tags / PDA / 3 Golden Apples / 3 Record Discs / Jukebox / Rolled-Up Scroll / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / 3 Chests / Large Bookshelf / Red Potion / 60 Steak / 256 Wooden Planks / 32 Nether Wart / Level Raiser

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Sacred Items:

10 Elf Tears / 25 Hog Slop / 11 Pie Filling / 10 Weasel Snot

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Escape from Antichamber:

Flare Flames: [AG]

Actually engie, I didn't fire it.

Assistants remember? Plus I think pulling something like is legitimate considering the circumstances. And if not, oh well, twin will reprimand me and I'll have learned from my mistake. Neither of my assistants died engie. They were both free. The reason I told everyone to stock up on assistants.

And sorry epic, although that would have been an absolutely amazing start to this game, you didn't get to be the one to land the kill on Lord English. Five people beat you to the magnum.

EDIT: Ooh wait, the movie's starting!
Also: Twinja'd.

I knew I should have defense buff'ed me and TheLordErelye with a 40/40 post charge :/
/nullpost

I go through the wall. (will edit post later probably)

I march through the fourth wall.

You know, some of these scenes would make AWESOME RHG battles.