The members of Robomonkey, in the dead of night, waltz into the Battlefield. They skirt the remains of the Garden of Eden, rebranded the Apocalypse Zone and, most currently, the Super Secret Hospital. What goes on in there is not understood by most, but what matters is, its entities lie at the far end of the zone. In other words, the exact opposite of where Robomonkey is now. They have picked the area with the lowest concentration of entities, in order to not cause suspicion.
They enter a ruined forest that lies at the end of the Battlefield. From here, they see a clear view of its ancient whole. It has certainly changed after the Light, an event that occurred a month ago. It caused all of Them to vanish, leaving the server with no resistance. Yet, it seemed like the Godmodder himself was preoccupied, or, not in the right state of mind. He had not done much since then. Perhaps that would change. The faction quickly talked amongst themselves, with Dimentio at their side.
Kennydies42 [Robomonkey Mod]: okay Kennydies42 [Robomonkey Mod]: over there is the heart of the battlefield Kennydies42 [Robomonkey Mod]: as you all well know Kennydies42 [Robomonkey Mod]: the quickest way to the forge is to cut right through here
Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: Thankfully, Dimentio was... kind enough to enlist some of the entities to help us. Oh, it was nothing! Most of these things work towards the same goal as you!
Creating chaos!
It was simple enough to get them tuned to your struggles... delirious_biznasty [Robomonkey]: whoa whoa whoa. delirious_biznasty [Robomonkey]: we don't want to make chaos. swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: Agreed. Our goal is quite the opposite! To overthrow a chaotic ruler! Kennydies42 [Robomonkey Mod]: and in doing so, save the human race. yup. Kennydies42 [Robomonkey Mod]: you know, this is actually really gorillaing cliche once you stop to think about it. This scenario, I admit, has been repeated ad infinitum throughout all of reality...
In fact, this particular battle was fought not long ago through the same means! But what matters is that it has come again!
And it is up to you all to be a guiding force in it. You can change it however you want... It is up to you. Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: Alright. Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: We’ll have to split up into groups. Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: Kenny, delirious and I will head to the left. Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: swedge, KNIGHTS, and Dimentio will head to the right. swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: Well, I suppose this outcome was inevitable. Someone would have to be paired with KNIGHTS who was calm and collected in order to balance out his zany nature. Tut tut! The clock is ticking! It’s time to move!
The players quickly split up, concealed at night, and moved, the eternal warfare of GodCraft dulling the sounds of their movements. Bombs and missiles, arrows and dynamite, made the skies and horizon of GodCraft into a light show, as they had done every night since its launch. Those on the left, Kenny, Pabu, and delirious, made their way through Neutral Territory, which was unfortunately, commonly guarded by Hostiles. Then, they would find the Forge at the edge of Anti-Godmodder territory. Those on the right would have to pass through Pro-Godmodder territory and through the true Ground Zero, the Castle of Split.
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Kennydies42 [Robomonkey Mod]: stupid plan... splitting up never works. Kennydies42 [Robomonkey Mod]: Ugh. :/ Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: Don't whine now. It could be worse. I didn't assign you with KNIGHTS for a reason. Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: I know you don't get along with him. Kennydies42 [Robomonkey Mod]: pfft. understatement. delirious_biznasty [Robomonkey]: seriously, pabu. why don't you just kick him? Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: ...To tell you the truth, I think something may be genuinely wrong with him. Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: If so, I'm just giving him a place to stay, even though I know that upsets everyone else. I'm not cruel. delirious_biznasty [Robomonkey]: ...that's a good response. delirious_biznasty [Robomonkey]: anyways, we should be coming up onOHSHI
Standing in front of them was a hulking, purple figure with scorching red eyes. In his hand, a tennis racket covered with spikes. He leered down at the players, who were immensely terrified by his disfigured face.
WAA. WHO THE WAA ARE YOU.
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KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: WWWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: Ugh. KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: WWWWWWWWWWWWWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: Ugh! KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: OMG!!! THIS IS LYKE THE BESTEST SLEEPOVER EVAHRHR!!!?!!?! KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: LYKE WOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOOWOI9WIDUY423 swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: KNIGHTS. Can you be quiet, please! This... er. Sleepover. It's a Quiet Sleepover™! KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: REALLY!? swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: Yes! Really! It requires that all participants talk in whispers! Can you talk in a whisper, KNIGHTS? KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: ...OKAY!!!! swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: Good enough. After getting to know this person for a while... He really is as bad as you say! swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]:Yup. KNIGHTS is a bona-fide psycho. He does things that no one expects just because he wants to. swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: He says things completely out of context and doesn't understand why people think he's annoying. swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: It's... quite sad. As I said earlier, he wasn't like this until his last day at his old faction. Oh, I remember... It's a shame! I sense potential in him. Battle potential! swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]:Oh yeah. He has these zany moves that come from nowhere. They reflect his personality pretty well, actually. swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: I think that's one of the only reasons he's still in here. KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!! SWEDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: Knights, what the hell did I say about staying quiet!! KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: WHAT!!!?!??!?! IS!?!??!!?!?!??! THAT!?!?!??!?!?!??!???!?!?!??!?!??!
Standing in front of them was a giant, crystal sphere. Mechanical arms that dug into the ground, four of them, extended from its chassis. It was humming with power, at least, to swedge. It was almost as if it was... alive. A robot. A... disco ball robot?
Huh.
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WAA. YOU LOOK LIKE THEM. THOSE PEOPLE WALUIGI SAW. WHEN HE WAS MODERATING THAT THING. WALUIGI THOUGHT THEY WERE WEIRD. ALL BLOCKY. WALUIGI PREFERS SMUSHY THINGS. AS IN, THINGS THAT GO SMUSH. BECAUSE WALUIGI SMUSHES THEM. DO YOU WANT TO GET SMUSHED?
delirious_biznasty [Robomonkey]: i. i. i. i. i. Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: Huh. For once, delirious is speechless. Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: Well. What are the odds. Kennydies42 [Robomonkey Mod]: Hold on. dimentio said that he had some entities who would help us, right? Kennydies42 [Robomonkey Mod]: ones that were chaotic? Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: Yeah... Kennydies42 [Robomonkey Mod]: well, this one looks pretty chaotic to me. Kennydies42 [Robomonkey Mod]: go talk to it! Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: I... Alright. I'll go do that.
Pabu stepped up to confront the figure, Psycho Waluigi.
PABU: Hey! Waluigi! WALUIGI: EH? YOU KNOW WALUIGI'S NAME? HOW. PABU: You... Uh. Never mind that. We're with Dimentio! You know, the floating jester! PABU: Didn't he tell you about us? WALUIGI: DIMENTIO, EH? HMM... WALUIGI REMEMBERS DIMENTIO. WALUIGI THINKS WALUIGI REMEMBERS DIMENTIO TALKING ABOUT SOMEONE. WALUIGI THINKS THAT WALUIGI THINKS THAT WALUIGI REMEMBERS DIMENTIO TALKING ABOUT YOU. PABU: ...Is that a yes? WALUIGI: WAA. SURE. GO AHEAD. IF YOU SEE ANYONE, TELL THEM WALUIGI SENT YOU! WAAAA!!
And so, the players marched on, utterly speechless. That whole debacle was relatively quiet, but enough to attract some attention from neutral entities. They were smart enough to leave Robomonkey alone. Perhaps, they thought, Dimentio had told them as well?
Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: Well, that was close.
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swedge quickly grabbed KNIGHTS and the two rolled into nearby trees that obstructed them from the robot's vision. Dimentio sighed and quickly blasted the two players with some form of energy that made their whole screen turn to static.
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: Dimentio! What did you do? I can't see a thing. That's only a temporary effect! I've made you completely invisible, since, of course, potions are hard to find around here... swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]:Alright. That's good. We have an advantage. swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: Do you think that thing saw us, what with KNIGHTS's racket and all? I don't know... It's called the Disconator, and it serves the Godmodder. It was made by one of his followers. swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: Someone willingly serves that fiend! I'd like to show him some-- KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: SWEDGE! I! I CAN'T C!!!!!!!!!!! swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: Do you have a silencing spell, too? As a matter of fact, I do! KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: * swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: Heheheh. That'll work out nicely. I'm sure he wouldn't have much of value to say anyway. Now... You're supposed to be telling us how to avoid these entities! What have you got on this guy? Well, it has a built-in special attack that will freeze all opposing entities in place for a time. It's been a while since its deployment, so that means its attack should be good to go by now! If it sees you, it will use it, and if it doesn't kill you first... swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]:Then the Godmodder will. Got it. Looks like we'll have to avoid it, then, without making too much noise. KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: * KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: * KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: * I can help a bit. My magics should slow it down, and I can draw its fire. Hopefully, by the time it deploys its special attack, you should be out of its radius... Now go!
swedge and KNIGHTS, who needed no more encouragement, quickly ran around the Disconator. However, they weren't aware of its auditory capabilities. The Disconator quickly honed in on their footsteps and tracked them. Machine guns extended out of its chassis. A ticking noise sounded. It was about to fire! Just then, Dimentio swooped in and readied a powerful spell. The machine quickly issued beeping noises, and electricity spewed from it. When it recovered, it focused fire on Dimentio. However, he was very quick, and evaded the shots.
This, of course, gave Robomonkey ample time to get away. However, the lights of the artillery quickly alerted another force to Dimentio's presence. A figure blipped into existence.
GODMODDER: Well, well, well. The Jester. DIMENTIO: The Figurehead. GODMODDER: I see that you're trying to pick a fight with one of my elites? DIMENTIO: ...I suppose you could say that! And it's not like you could stop me, even with your powers! GODMODDER: Ah, yes. The perks that come with being Hostile. Well, I'll... GODMODDER: Wait. Where did you go? GODMODDER: Rrrrraaaagh!!! Disconator! You were SUPPOSED to tell me where he went! Agh!
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After the interesting debacle with Psycho Waluigi, the Left Trio's trip had been largely uneventful. By staying at the edge of Anti-Godmodder territory, they did not attract too much suspicion. One entity in particular, a giant spider, had seemed malicious at first, but ended up becoming an ally, encouraging them and telling them that the Forge was not far. In the sky, they saw a huge Star Destroyer that looked like it was being captured by multiple forces at once.
At night's end, they recognized several camps created by what looked like players, most likely used by the Anti-Godmodders. Beyond that was a cave. They had done it. They had found the Forge.
Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: I... I think it's right there. On the horizon. Right beyond these camps. Kennydies42 [Robomonkey Mod]: We... we found it. holy crap. delirious_biznasty [Robomonkey]: wow.
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Once they evaded the Disconator, there wasn't much Pro-Godmodder territory presented to the Right Trio. After distracting the Godmodder, Dimentio caught back up with the players, guiding them through the rest of their journey through Anti-Godmodder space. However, as they headed to the Forge, there was one landmark that, with each passing step, became clearer and larger. It was a ruined castle.
It was Ground Zero.
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: There it is. Ground Zero. We're going to have to pass through here if we want to get to the Forge relatively unseen. Ah, I remember this place... It was where shattered ideals, unguided dreams, came to rot. A fight between two brothers took place here. A fight with Kenny's friend. I believe he mentioned his name earlier? swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]:He said something about "twin". You mean him? swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: He implied he was one of Them. So... he fought someone here? And lost. swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: To who? Himself.
After that, the group walked in uncharacteristic silence. As the castle drew ever nearer, its dilapidated state was ever clearer. Something huge happened here. Chunks of still-flaming rock, even at this distance, were strewn all over the landscape. The ground was ripped, explosives everywhere. The castle was open to the elements, its structure ripped to shreds. The only thing left standing was a throne room. They could see many people congregated there. Entities.
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: SWEDGE. swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: ...What now, KNIGHTS? KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: I NEED TO GO THERE. KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: THE CASTLE. swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: Huh? Why? We need to avoid the entities, KNIGHTS. Not talk to them. KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: I KNOW. BUT IT'S CALLING ME. KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: SWEDGE. PLEASE. KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: I THINK I NEED TO DO THIS. Let him. He may learn something. swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]:...Go ahead. But I don't want to get caught up in this. I'll head to the Forge. swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: Dimentio. Stay with him.
So the Trio became a Duo. swedge left, leaving KNIGHTS to face a ruined dream in a foggy night.
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Shortly after the Left Trio made it to the camps, swedge ran and found them. They regarded their fellow member with open arms, but hesitation as well.
Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: Swedge! You made it! swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: Yes. My team made it through the Battlefield relatively unscathed. delirious_biznasty [Robomonkey]: relatively? swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: I mean, almost. We had a close call. Kennydies42 [Robomonkey Mod]: I thought i heard explosions! was it a PG? swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: Yes. A disco-based robot of some kind. Dimentio held him off and allowed me and KNIGHTS passage. Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: Speaking of those two, where are they? Why'd you come alone? swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: KNIGHTS... He spoke in actual sentences. Perfect syntax. He told me he needed to see something at Ground Zero. He said something was... calling him. He was lucid. It was actually... uncanny. swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: I entrusted Dimentio as his sentry. Kennydies42 [Robomonkey Mod]: ...whoa. Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: Aren't you worried? delirious_biznasty [Robomonkey]: oh come on, pabu. of course he is. delirious_biznasty [Robomonkey]: something about knights... even though he's annoying and a laughingstock. delirious_biznasty [Robomonkey]: something about him just really freaks me out. delirious_biznasty [Robomonkey]: and i can't even explain why. delirious_biznasty [Robomonkey]: it's as if he's... being. delirious_biznasty [Robomonkey]: possessed.
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KNIGHTS and Dimentio walked into the Castle of Split. Dimentio regarded KNIGHTS interestedly. The player's gait was unsteady, his gaze unfocused. Yet he was determined, fixated on some point that rested at the Castle. He was watching the entities. He stopped at the entrance, completely obliterated from a megaton explosion.
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: SHATTERED IDEALS. KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: UNGUIDED DREAMS. KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID. Indeed... Although repeating my previous sayings won't make you any smarter! If I may ask... What are you looking for? KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]:YOU'LL HAVE TO SEE, JESTER.
KNIGHTS looked down and held an object in his hands. It was a charred skull. There was only one thing left on it: a cracked pair of red glasses. The rest of the body had been burned in some kind of horrific maelstrom of fire.
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: HE FOUGHT HIMSELF. KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: HE LOST. KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID. KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: HOW. Kenny's friend, you'll have to understand, Knights, had a... condition. He had two personalities in one head. Additionally, he was a bit of a god. He controlled this war from the beginning, after the Godmodder started it. KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]:HE'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS. Not directly. He merely focuses what the Godmodder does and turns it into... a game. A game that players play. Of course, that's just a facade. But, getting back on topic, he had two personalities. And they fought each other. They both died. One to the other, the other to an external source. A Scratcher. KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]:I THINK THE OTHER. I THINK HE'S CALLING ME HERE.
He put down the skull of Split, and walked into the castle.
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Wow, Leonstar. I am gratified by your help. Yes, that was my intention. I wish to end this as soon as possible. (due to leaving for vacation tomorrow, as I will most likely not be able to post thrice each day) The shards of the Wall levitate around me. I am now glowing not only with a colorless aura, but a golden one as well. Hmm... English seems to be woefully ignorant of Thaumaturgy. Good. I think it is time to unlock the potential of those Tubas. A tome materializes in my hand. All of the symbols on the cover are unreadable, save for the "Written by Erelye" clearly emblazoned on the lower right corner. I open the book to a page whose title is "Vala Parma." (Terribly sorry for the lack of the word 'by.' It does not appear to exist in that language. I hand the book over to Nimble, so that he may unlock the energy released in the final infusion process. I will need that back. I now wait, as I shall not attack any beings here.
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I EQUIP THE BLUE HALO ARMOR, UNEQUIPPING THE IRON ARMOR. SOMETHING FEELS OFF. ANYWAY, I SLICE AT LE.
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MY TUBAS CHARGE THEIR FINALE OPERANDI. Thank you Erelye. Now lets see... It looks like my tubas are documented in this now. Ok, so here... Oh wow. It looks like if I oversupply it with energy... Hmmmmm... a port has opened. It looks like I have to use some void energy and... It looks like it was just empowered. Now... ah here we go. That opened up some upgrade slots. That could be useful later. But now... It looks like... maybe... I still have my magic items, including my wand. SO lets see what happened if I plug this wand into the upgra- The Tubas cackle with energy. They flicker with primal energy. The Tempus used is showing it's use... The tubas glow with a bluish tone. They slowly beat. The Tuba's energy, but now programs and the such, is reversing in time. The Tubas let out a blinding light. Lightning of all the primal's colors cackle around it. My INSANITY TUBAS have unlocked more energy reserves. It now has access to it's primal energies. It has access to the energy put into it when the tubas were infused. The Tubas... Can now use the energy unleashed when they were created. The energy unleashed when it was infused. I shall call this upgrade to the Tubas... PRIMAL. Heh. Heh. These Tubas can now let all the dimensions leek here. It can unleash the full power of void. It can counter gravity. And much more. FEAR. MY. TUBAS. I take note of everything in the page on my Tubas. Here is your book Erelye. I still do not understand what it means, though. Also Lord English, to get to this point of unlocking the Tubas me and Erelye had to converse about the Tubas for lots of nullposts, and then this. SO this is not a 1 post charge, and anyway. These tubas have many more secrets to be unlocked. MY TUBAS This PRIMAL upgrade allows many things. It allows new attacks, and it makes everything usable by it MUCH MORE POWERFUL due to the Tubas cackling with the energy it had in infusion.
ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE: IIIII MIND: II PAC-MAN: IIIIII EATEN: NULL PESTERCHUM: LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff] Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: UPGRADES: PRIMAL FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: III MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II GLITCH MODE: IIII SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIIII HYPER UBER MUSHROOMY GODMODDING NYAN NOGALISTIC FERROPPER VOID MAGICAL TUBA BAZOOKA: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII3/4
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14/30 Almost halfway! I will most definitely not make it this turn, so alas! It will have to wait for two weeks.
Thank you for that book back. You may or may not have forgotten the capacitation matrix construct. Here we are! *pulls out wand* Let me see here... *muttering of a language that may or may not be the same as the one in the tome* *wand tap* There you are. When you design things such as this, you should always be certain to have a degree of control over them. Perhaps- oh dear. The capacitation matrix was slightly overloaded by my wand. This is what I get for infusing a node with it. Hold on... there, fixed.
I continue to slowly shift the shards closer to the cracked Wall.
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Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
What could Wilson do Talist? Well, quite a bit actually. Having even one assistant can make a significant difference.
Other people, may I point out that I am completely willing to grab you assistants as well. You have complete control over them and in essence they can give you extra actions if used right. Also, I think this is the last time twin will give us access to assistants for a long time, so you might want to take advantage of the opportunity now.
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Dimentio unleashes another stream of energy bolts, this time at fseftr and k4yne. Halfway through it, the TARDIS appears behind serpent/Unagi and slams into it/her with a great deal of force. Dimentio looks at the TARDIS doing that as he finishes his barrage of energy bolts, laughs, then travels back in time to do just that.
I pull out the giga gun and lay some covering fire for current me, namely, at Unagi, K4yne and fseftr.
While he does that I continue in tearing apart the cairo overcoat bye slicing not only the regular threads, but the time threads as well, unraveling small parts of the coat's past.
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My OS actually died yesterday, and now I have guests coming over, so, uh, go easy?
I have now been playing smooth jazz for three posts, and everyone has the "Smooth Jazz" Status effect. They can decide what it does to them, as no-one knows quite what they'll do under the influence of jazz.
Psst. You forgot one thing: virtually none of us are bound by any sense of normalcy or limitations. Remember the Nether incident? That shouldn't have been possible. But it was. Destroy the Godmodder is not a battle of ordinary people against a god - it's a battle of ordinary gods against a Cthulhu god. When everyone's super, no one is.
Not really. No one seems to realize how big numbers like 1x10^36 are. But one of my base points is that if he has the power to destroy that many universes, surely he would have the power to destroy us in a millisecond.
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You know, I was poised waiting for you to make a claim like "I've probably destroyed 1x10^36 universes" so I could do an attack like that. But now, time for something more mainstream. I disappear into the mist, my grey body and armor blending seamlessly into the mist, until all that is visible are my eyes. Those eventually vanish as well. The battle continues normally until English feels a spike of agony as I dash out of the mist and leave a massive gash on his leg. Before English has a chance to react, I've vanished back into the mist. English tries to find me, but I rush past him and slash at his other leg. I repeat this until English falls to his knees from this constant assault. Then, with all the primal energy in the world, I leap onto his back, latching on firmly with my claws. His attempts to throw me off just result in my claws digging in farther. He eventually falls over backwards to try and crush me, but with a kick of my legs, I flip off of him while leaving two more massive cuts across his back. Finally, while English is prone, I run around him to stand over him and unleash a devastating slash across his throat, the evolutionary weak spot.
Whoops, sorry Nimble. Wrong person. I meant Piono. He is ready to go now Piono.
Wilson's ongoing little side quest, now super wordy!:
Oh great, the bombings have started again. Wilson moves to take cover inside the Alchemizer cave. This should do for now. He opens the book again. Chapter 2 - seeing The Grid: finding The Grid is a rather nebulous task that is far easier for some people. The first step is to simply go outside on a clear night, and just stare up into the wonder of the cosmos. Each one of the endless number of stars could have several planets and each planet has a massive expanse of land similar to our own. Think of all the different worlds there are, each one unique in its own way. Each one has a different set of parameters. At the center of our own galaxy there is a black hole, a terrifying wonder that consumes everything that gets close. Everything you see in the night sky is just in our own galaxy. There are a countless number of more galaxies each with a countless number of stars and their own black hole. And here we are, on just this one planet among the infinite expanse of space. There may be an infinite number of other universes, each with their own countless number of galaxies each with their own countless number of stars. All of this is held together by an interlocking web of forces and dimensions. After you see all that, look inside yourself. If you can get it to work, the feeling is indescribable. But, be careful not to admire it for too long. ---- Wilson flipped to the next page, but found that it, along with the rest of the pages, were all blank. He ran his paw over them but didn't feel any kind of secret white ink or anything. It would be hard to have a clear night with all the bombings. He could try the top of Spilt's castle, if he could climb that high. He looked out to see Spilt's castle. He wasn't that good at climbing, but he could probably reach one of the lower balconies. EDIT- going to write more to get Wilson ready faster. In a moment of idiotic bravery to get things done faster, Wilson entered Spilt's castle. He was able to get about half way up with the staircases that were still intact. His lightness and agility helped his climb, but he wasn't very strong so climbing over walls was hard for him. He eventually reached one of the higher balconies and looked out to the night sky. It was quite boring at first, just dots in the blackness. But as he looked around, he saw more of what the author was talking about. He saw the Milky Way galaxy, our galaxy, and all of its stars. Everything he could see here was just one galaxy of thousands, millions, or even billions. He felt connected to the universe. Everything effected everything else. He closed his eyes and knew he was doing this right. Somewhere deep inside his long forgotten primal subconscious, he felt a small door open. Inside this room was a small lever. He mentally pulled it and opened his eyes. Wilson was stunned by what he saw. The author was right, it was indescribable. But I'll try my best to describe what looking at a 5 dimensional matrix of space time would look like anyway. The world existed on a 3-D mesh. However, when Wilson turned his head, he saw strange passages open in seemingly solid walls. His eyes hurt somewhat when he looked at them, even when they were closed. Even though he could see them, he couldn't walk through them. They turned at seemingly impossible angles when he looked at them from a different viewpoint. Wilson could feel the passage of every moment deep within his soul. As he looked around The Grid, Wilson could see fluctuations in it. Some were stagnant clouds like the heat that he saw around a torch. Others were constant streams like the constant pull of gravity he felt. Wilson noticed that his vision was darkening and realized that he was about to black out. He scrambled around in his mind to find the same switch. He found it, and pulled it again and the world was back to normal. However, he felt similar to the way he had felt after being teleported, especially around his eyes. Wilson collapsed on the floor and wondered what the implications of this was.
Potions have arrived! Every player here (except The_Serpent) is free to take these potions. You can leave money for Wilson if you want or just steal them. I actually wanted to get rid of these potions and start clean, so feel free.Stock: upgraded splash burning potion x2 (3$), potion of dark roast coffee x1 (3$), splash rejuvenation potion x2 (6$), splash bleeding potion x2 (3$)Magic tip jar that has appeared out of nowhere: 0$
I know now isn't exactly the most ideal time, but things people say will actually affect which side Wilson leans towards.
+3 up for trade with anyone but Engie x2
Not really. No one seems to realize how big numbers like 1x10^36 are. But one of my base points is that if he has the power to destroy that many universes, surely he would have the power to destroy us in a millisecond.
40/40
4/40 x3 1 spent
EJF 23/40
Ammo 3/5 + 15 more
bit of a pity that those health buffs don't affect me. I was looking forward to having 42 health...
Combat operandi: Hunter's wrath, a 40 post charge.
You know, I was poised waiting for you to make a claim like "I've probably destroyed 1x10^36 universes" so I could do an attack like that. But now, time for something more mainstream. I disappear into the mist, my grey body and armor blending seamlessly into the mist, until all that is visible are my eyes. Those eventually vanish as well. The battle continues normally until English feels a spike of agony as I dash out of the mist and leave a massive gash on his leg. Before English has a chance to react, I've vanished back into the mist. English tries to find me, but I rush past him and slash at his other leg. I repeat this until English falls to his knees from this constant assault. Then, with all the primal energy in the world, I leap onto his back, latching on firmly with my claws. His attempts to throw me off just result in my claws digging in farther. He eventually falls over backwards to try and crush me, but with a kick of my legs, I flip off of him while leaving two more massive cuts across his back. Finally, while English is prone, I run around him to stand over him and unleash a devastating slash across his throat, the evolutionary weak spot.
Whoops, sorry Nimble. Wrong person. I meant Piono.
Wilson's ongoing little side quest, now super wordy!:
Oh great, the bombings have started again. Wilson moves to take cover inside the Alchemizer cave. This should do for now. He opens the book again. Chapter 2 - seeing The Grid: finding The Grid is a rather nebulous task that is far easier for some people. The first step is to simply go outside on a clear night, and just stare up into the wonder of the cosmos. Each one of the endless number of stars could have several planets and each planet has a massive expanse of land similar to our own. Think of all the different worlds there are, each one unique in its own way. Each one has a different set of parameters. At the center of our own galaxy there is a black hole, a terrifying wonder that consumes everything that gets close. Everything you see in the night sky is just in our own galaxy. There are a countless number of more galaxies each with a countless number of stars and their own black hole. And here we are, on just this one planet among the infinite expanse of space. There may be an infinite number of other universes, each with their own countless number of galaxies each with their own countless number of stars. All of this is held together by an interlocking web of forces and dimensions. If you can see all that, the feeling is indescribable. ---- Wilson flipped to the next page, but found that it, along with the rest of the pages, were all blank. He ran his paw over them but didn't feel any kind of secret white ink or anything. It would be hard to have a clear night with all the bombings. He could try the top of Spilt's castle, if he could climb that high. He looked out to see Spilt's castle. He wasn't that good at climbing, but he could probably reach one of the lower balconies.
Potions have arrived! Every player here (except The_Serpent) is free to take these potions. You can leave money for Wilson if you want or just steal them. I actually wanted to get rid of these potions and start clean, so feel free.Stock: upgraded splash burning potion x2 (3$), potion of dark roast coffee x1 (3$), splash rejuvenation potion x2 (6$), splash bleeding potion x2 (3$)Magic tip jar that has appeared out of nowhere: 0$
I know now isn't exactly the most ideal time, but things people say will actually affect which side Wilson leans towards.
+3 up for trade with anyone but Engie x2
+3 to fixing the wall
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Tailist, LE has only one leg. the other is a golden peg thing
A glowing ball floats out of the Unagi, glowing orange and orchid. Suddenly, it shatters. Out of the smoke comes a scuttling, glowing orange robotic arachnid about the size of a microwave with two glowing cannons on its back. Meet the Rage Drone, the reborn Rage Mech. Lucky I saved the parts.
I strike down at ninjatwist and deal a vicious, venomous blow to him. The Rage Drone charges up and shoots out a blast of concentrated Rage at Talist.
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Now, Talist, as you say, energy never truly gets destroyed, therefor, to destroy a universe, the destroyer would have to do something with that energy. Has it not occurred to you that English may have simply absorbed that energy? Which is not to say it makes sense that we're still alive, but hey. Actually, maybe it does, we are not simply players of a game, and seem to be deathless and capable of transferring ourselves between universes. Perhaps English is trying not simply to destroy our avatars, but our very existence. It still shouldn't have taken this long though.
That said, I yell at English: "HEY, BIG BUGGER! REMEMBER HOW YOU SHUT DOWN EVERY OS WITHIN A LARGE RADIUS? WELL GUESS WHOSE PILOTING AI YOU JUST KILLED!" *A massive starship falls from orbit to smash into the top of this tower, and thereby English and the Unagi*
Walrus Punch: 15/15
Blaze It: 25/25
Mist Coil: 40/40
Final Operandi: 4/4
i poke the Cairo Overcoat really hard.
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ACT ONE
The members of Robomonkey, in the dead of night, waltz into the Battlefield. They skirt the remains of the Garden of Eden, rebranded the Apocalypse Zone and, most currently, the Super Secret Hospital. What goes on in there is not understood by most, but what matters is, its entities lie at the far end of the zone. In other words, the exact opposite of where Robomonkey is now. They have picked the area with the lowest concentration of entities, in order to not cause suspicion.
They enter a ruined forest that lies at the end of the Battlefield. From here, they see a clear view of its ancient whole. It has certainly changed after the Light, an event that occurred a month ago. It caused all of Them to vanish, leaving the server with no resistance. Yet, it seemed like the Godmodder himself was preoccupied, or, not in the right state of mind. He had not done much since then. Perhaps that would change. The faction quickly talked amongst themselves, with Dimentio at their side.
Kennydies42 [Robomonkey Mod]: over there is the heart of the battlefield
Kennydies42 [Robomonkey Mod]: as you all well know
Kennydies42 [Robomonkey Mod]: the quickest way to the forge is to cut right through here
Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: Thankfully, Dimentio was... kind enough to enlist some of the entities to help us.
Oh, it was nothing! Most of these things work towards the same goal as you!
Creating chaos!
It was simple enough to get them tuned to your struggles...
delirious_biznasty [Robomonkey]: whoa whoa whoa.
delirious_biznasty [Robomonkey]: we don't want to make chaos.
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: Agreed. Our goal is quite the opposite! To overthrow a chaotic ruler!
Kennydies42 [Robomonkey Mod]: and in doing so, save the human race. yup.
Kennydies42 [Robomonkey Mod]: you know, this is actually really gorillaing cliche once you stop to think about it.
This scenario, I admit, has been repeated ad infinitum throughout all of reality...
In fact, this particular battle was fought not long ago through the same means! But what matters is that it has come again!
And it is up to you all to be a guiding force in it. You can change it however you want... It is up to you.
Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: Alright.
Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: We’ll have to split up into groups.
Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: Kenny, delirious and I will head to the left.
Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: swedge, KNIGHTS, and Dimentio will head to the right.
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: Well, I suppose this outcome was inevitable. Someone would have to be paired with KNIGHTS who was calm and collected in order to balance out his zany nature.
Tut tut! The clock is ticking! It’s time to move!
~~~
Kennydies42 [Robomonkey Mod]: Ugh. :/
Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: Don't whine now. It could be worse. I didn't assign you with KNIGHTS for a reason.
Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: I know you don't get along with him.
Kennydies42 [Robomonkey Mod]: pfft. understatement.
delirious_biznasty [Robomonkey]: seriously, pabu. why don't you just kick him?
Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: ...To tell you the truth, I think something may be genuinely wrong with him.
Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: If so, I'm just giving him a place to stay, even though I know that upsets everyone else. I'm not cruel.
delirious_biznasty [Robomonkey]: ...that's a good response.
delirious_biznasty [Robomonkey]: anyways, we should be coming up onOHSHI
WAA. WHO THE WAA ARE YOU.
~~~
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: WWWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: Ugh.
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: WWWWWWWWWWWWWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: Ugh!
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: OMG!!! THIS IS LYKE THE BESTEST SLEEPOVER EVAHRHR!!!?!!?!
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: LYKE WOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOOWOI9WIDUY423
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: KNIGHTS. Can you be quiet, please! This... er. Sleepover. It's a Quiet Sleepover™!
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: REALLY!?
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: Yes! Really! It requires that all participants talk in whispers! Can you talk in a whisper, KNIGHTS?
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: ...OKAY!!!!
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: Good enough.
After getting to know this person for a while... He really is as bad as you say!
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: Yup. KNIGHTS is a bona-fide psycho. He does things that no one expects just because he wants to.
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: He says things completely out of context and doesn't understand why people think he's annoying.
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: It's... quite sad. As I said earlier, he wasn't like this until his last day at his old faction.
Oh, I remember... It's a shame! I sense potential in him. Battle potential!
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: Oh yeah. He has these zany moves that come from nowhere. They reflect his personality pretty well, actually.
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: I think that's one of the only reasons he's still in here.
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!! SWEDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: Knights, what the hell did I say about staying quiet!!
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: WHAT!!!?!??!?! IS!?!??!!?!?!??! THAT!?!?!??!?!?!??!???!?!?!??!?!??!
Huh.
~~~
WAA. YOU LOOK LIKE THEM. THOSE PEOPLE WALUIGI SAW. WHEN HE WAS MODERATING THAT THING. WALUIGI THOUGHT THEY WERE WEIRD. ALL BLOCKY. WALUIGI PREFERS SMUSHY THINGS. AS IN, THINGS THAT GO SMUSH. BECAUSE WALUIGI SMUSHES THEM. DO YOU WANT TO GET SMUSHED?
Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: Huh. For once, delirious is speechless.
Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: Well. What are the odds.
Kennydies42 [Robomonkey Mod]: Hold on. dimentio said that he had some entities who would help us, right?
Kennydies42 [Robomonkey Mod]: ones that were chaotic?
Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: Yeah...
Kennydies42 [Robomonkey Mod]: well, this one looks pretty chaotic to me.
Kennydies42 [Robomonkey Mod]: go talk to it!
Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: I... Alright. I'll go do that.
WALUIGI: EH? YOU KNOW WALUIGI'S NAME? HOW.
PABU: You... Uh. Never mind that. We're with Dimentio! You know, the floating jester!
PABU: Didn't he tell you about us?
WALUIGI: DIMENTIO, EH? HMM... WALUIGI REMEMBERS DIMENTIO. WALUIGI THINKS WALUIGI REMEMBERS DIMENTIO TALKING ABOUT SOMEONE. WALUIGI THINKS THAT WALUIGI THINKS THAT WALUIGI REMEMBERS DIMENTIO TALKING ABOUT YOU.
PABU: ...Is that a yes?
WALUIGI: WAA. SURE. GO AHEAD. IF YOU SEE ANYONE, TELL THEM WALUIGI SENT YOU! WAAAA!!
swedge quickly grabbed KNIGHTS and the two rolled into nearby trees that obstructed them from the robot's vision. Dimentio sighed and quickly blasted the two players with some form of energy that made their whole screen turn to static.
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: Dimentio! What did you do? I can't see a thing.
That's only a temporary effect! I've made you completely invisible, since, of course, potions are hard to find around here...
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: Alright. That's good. We have an advantage.
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: Do you think that thing saw us, what with KNIGHTS's racket and all?
I don't know... It's called the Disconator, and it serves the Godmodder. It was made by one of his followers.
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: Someone willingly serves that fiend! I'd like to show him some--
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: SWEDGE! I! I CAN'T C!!!!!!!!!!!
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: Do you have a silencing spell, too?
As a matter of fact, I do!
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: *
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: Heheheh. That'll work out nicely. I'm sure he wouldn't have much of value to say anyway. Now... You're supposed to be telling us how to avoid these entities! What have you got on this guy?
Well, it has a built-in special attack that will freeze all opposing entities in place for a time. It's been a while since its deployment, so that means its attack should be good to go by now! If it sees you, it will use it, and if it doesn't kill you first...
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: Then the Godmodder will. Got it. Looks like we'll have to avoid it, then, without making too much noise.
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: *
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: *
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: *
I can help a bit. My magics should slow it down, and I can draw its fire. Hopefully, by the time it deploys its special attack, you should be out of its radius... Now go!
swedge and KNIGHTS, who needed no more encouragement, quickly ran around the Disconator. However, they weren't aware of its auditory capabilities. The Disconator quickly honed in on their footsteps and tracked them. Machine guns extended out of its chassis. A ticking noise sounded. It was about to fire! Just then, Dimentio swooped in and readied a powerful spell. The machine quickly issued beeping noises, and electricity spewed from it. When it recovered, it focused fire on Dimentio. However, he was very quick, and evaded the shots.
This, of course, gave Robomonkey ample time to get away. However, the lights of the artillery quickly alerted another force to Dimentio's presence. A figure blipped into existence.
DIMENTIO: The Figurehead.
GODMODDER: I see that you're trying to pick a fight with one of my elites?
DIMENTIO: ...I suppose you could say that! And it's not like you could stop me, even with your powers!
GODMODDER: Ah, yes. The perks that come with being Hostile. Well, I'll...
GODMODDER: Wait. Where did you go?
GODMODDER: Rrrrraaaagh!!! Disconator! You were SUPPOSED to tell me where he went! Agh!
After the interesting debacle with Psycho Waluigi, the Left Trio's trip had been largely uneventful. By staying at the edge of Anti-Godmodder territory, they did not attract too much suspicion. One entity in particular, a giant spider, had seemed malicious at first, but ended up becoming an ally, encouraging them and telling them that the Forge was not far. In the sky, they saw a huge Star Destroyer that looked like it was being captured by multiple forces at once.
At night's end, they recognized several camps created by what looked like players, most likely used by the Anti-Godmodders. Beyond that was a cave. They had done it. They had found the Forge.
Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: I... I think it's right there. On the horizon. Right beyond these camps.
Kennydies42 [Robomonkey Mod]: We... we found it. holy crap.
delirious_biznasty [Robomonkey]: wow.
Once they evaded the Disconator, there wasn't much Pro-Godmodder territory presented to the Right Trio. After distracting the Godmodder, Dimentio caught back up with the players, guiding them through the rest of their journey through Anti-Godmodder space. However, as they headed to the Forge, there was one landmark that, with each passing step, became clearer and larger. It was a ruined castle.
It was Ground Zero.
Ah, I remember this place... It was where shattered ideals, unguided dreams, came to rot. A fight between two brothers took place here. A fight with Kenny's friend. I believe he mentioned his name earlier?
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: He said something about "twin". You mean him?
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: He implied he was one of Them. So... he fought someone here?
And lost.
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: To who?
Himself.
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: SWEDGE.
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: ...What now, KNIGHTS?
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: I NEED TO GO THERE.
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: THE CASTLE.
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: Huh? Why? We need to avoid the entities, KNIGHTS. Not talk to them.
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: I KNOW. BUT IT'S CALLING ME.
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: SWEDGE. PLEASE.
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: I THINK I NEED TO DO THIS.
Let him. He may learn something.
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: ...Go ahead. But I don't want to get caught up in this. I'll head to the Forge.
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: Dimentio. Stay with him.
~~~
Shortly after the Left Trio made it to the camps, swedge ran and found them. They regarded their fellow member with open arms, but hesitation as well.
Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: Swedge! You made it!
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: Yes. My team made it through the Battlefield relatively unscathed.
delirious_biznasty [Robomonkey]: relatively?
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: I mean, almost. We had a close call.
Kennydies42 [Robomonkey Mod]: I thought i heard explosions! was it a PG?
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: Yes. A disco-based robot of some kind. Dimentio held him off and allowed me and KNIGHTS passage.
Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: Speaking of those two, where are they? Why'd you come alone?
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: KNIGHTS... He spoke in actual sentences. Perfect syntax. He told me he needed to see something at Ground Zero. He said something was... calling him. He was lucid. It was actually... uncanny.
swedge987654321 [Robomonkey]: I entrusted Dimentio as his sentry.
Kennydies42 [Robomonkey Mod]: ...whoa.
Pabu [Robomonkey Owner]: Aren't you worried?
delirious_biznasty [Robomonkey]: oh come on, pabu. of course he is.
delirious_biznasty [Robomonkey]: something about knights... even though he's annoying and a laughingstock.
delirious_biznasty [Robomonkey]: something about him just really freaks me out.
delirious_biznasty [Robomonkey]: and i can't even explain why.
delirious_biznasty [Robomonkey]: it's as if he's... being.
delirious_biznasty [Robomonkey]: possessed.
KNIGHTS and Dimentio walked into the Castle of Split. Dimentio regarded KNIGHTS interestedly. The player's gait was unsteady, his gaze unfocused. Yet he was determined, fixated on some point that rested at the Castle. He was watching the entities. He stopped at the entrance, completely obliterated from a megaton explosion.
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: SHATTERED IDEALS.
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: UNGUIDED DREAMS.
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID.
Indeed... Although repeating my previous sayings won't make you any smarter! If I may ask... What are you looking for?
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: YOU'LL HAVE TO SEE, JESTER.
KNIGHTS looked down and held an object in his hands. It was a charred skull. There was only one thing left on it: a cracked pair of red glasses. The rest of the body had been burned in some kind of horrific maelstrom of fire.
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: HE FOUGHT HIMSELF.
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: HE LOST.
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID.
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: HOW.
Kenny's friend, you'll have to understand, Knights, had a... condition. He had two personalities in one head. Additionally, he was a bit of a god. He controlled this war from the beginning, after the Godmodder started it.
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: HE'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS.
Not directly. He merely focuses what the Godmodder does and turns it into... a game. A game that players play.
Of course, that's just a facade. But, getting back on topic, he had two personalities. And they fought each other.
They both died. One to the other, the other to an external source. A Scratcher.
KNIGHTS_WHO_SAY_NI [Robomonkey]: I THINK THE OTHER. I THINK HE'S CALLING ME HERE.
He put down the skull of Split, and walked into the castle.
END OF ACT ONE
13/40 Wall Repairs (+6 from trades, one from self)
I +3 trade with Leonstar0
Wow, Leonstar. I am gratified by your help. Yes, that was my intention. I wish to end this as soon as possible. (due to leaving for vacation tomorrow, as I will most likely not be able to post thrice each day) The shards of the Wall levitate around me. I am now glowing not only with a colorless aura, but a golden one as well. Hmm... English seems to be woefully ignorant of Thaumaturgy. Good. I think it is time to unlock the potential of those Tubas. A tome materializes in my hand. All of the symbols on the cover are unreadable, save for the "Written by Erelye" clearly emblazoned on the lower right corner. I open the book to a page whose title is "Vala Parma." (Terribly sorry for the lack of the word 'by.' It does not appear to exist in that language. I hand the book over to Nimble, so that he may unlock the energy released in the final infusion process. I will need that back. I now wait, as I shall not attack any beings here.
I start dancing a strange yet... hypnotizing dance. Then, English's coat gets lit on fire!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Not in use)
COMPLETE CHAOS 40/40
Team Building Exercise 20/20
Oh no you didn't 10/10
Oh yes I did 10/10
Attack 5/5
Speed and Attack buff 5/5
Yet another Attack buff 5/5
Imma get you 5/20
STRANGE HALF-ZATOICHI
Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Unusual Dead Cone
Wifi status: Connected IIIII
Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: Not Connected IIIII
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 5 MESSAGES | CHAOS.EXE
DTGAI.zip
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
Raspberry Pi: 6/10
Tippi: 10/20.
Count Bleck: 10/20.
Upgrade: 9/40.
Sir Quentin Trembly III Esquire: 3/40.
I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 7/10.
Nimble Core: 2/10.
Life Circuit: 2/6
Thank you Erelye. Now lets see...
It looks like my tubas are documented in this now. Ok, so here...
Oh wow. It looks like if I oversupply it with energy...
Hmmmmm... a port has opened. It looks like I have to use some void energy and...
It looks like it was just empowered. Now... ah here we go. That opened up some upgrade slots. That could be useful later.
But now... It looks like... maybe...
I still have my magic items, including my wand.
SO lets see what happened if I plug this wand into the upgra-
The Tubas cackle with energy. They flicker with primal energy. The Tempus used is showing it's use...
The tubas glow with a bluish tone. They slowly beat. The Tuba's energy, but now programs and the such, is reversing in time. The Tubas let out a blinding light.
Lightning of all the primal's colors cackle around it. My INSANITY TUBAS have unlocked more energy reserves.
It now has access to it's primal energies.
It has access to the energy put into it when the tubas were infused.
The Tubas...
Can now use the energy unleashed when they were created.
The energy unleashed when it was infused.
I shall call this upgrade to the Tubas...
PRIMAL.
Heh. Heh. These Tubas can now let all the dimensions leek here. It can unleash the full power of void. It can counter gravity. And much more. FEAR. MY. TUBAS.
I take note of everything in the page on my Tubas.
Here is your book Erelye. I still do not understand what it means, though.
Also Lord English, to get to this point of unlocking the Tubas me and Erelye had to converse about the Tubas for lots of nullposts, and then this. SO this is not a 1 post charge, and anyway. These tubas have many more secrets to be unlocked.
MY
TUBAS
This PRIMAL upgrade allows many things. It allows new attacks, and it makes everything usable by it MUCH MORE POWERFUL due to the Tubas cackling with the energy it had in infusion.
ABILITIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII
MIND: II
PAC-MAN: IIIIII
EATEN: NULL
PESTERCHUM:
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Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:
UPGRADES: PRIMAL
FREEZE: II
JOLT: II
ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III
NYAN CUBE MODE: III
MUSHROOM BOMB: II
VOID MODE: II
NULL CUBE MODE: II
NOGALISTA MODE: II
TUBA CANNON MODE: II
GLITCH MODE: IIII
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIIII
HYPER UBER MUSHROOMY GODMODDING NYAN NOGALISTIC FERROPPER VOID MAGICAL TUBA BAZOOKA: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII3/4
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
14/30 Almost halfway! I will most definitely not make it this turn, so alas! It will have to wait for two weeks.
Thank you for that book back. You may or may not have forgotten the capacitation matrix construct. Here we are! *pulls out wand* Let me see here... *muttering of a language that may or may not be the same as the one in the tome* *wand tap* There you are. When you design things such as this, you should always be certain to have a degree of control over them. Perhaps- oh dear. The capacitation matrix was slightly overloaded by my wand. This is what I get for infusing a node with it. Hold on... there, fixed.
I continue to slowly shift the shards closer to the cracked Wall.
Other people, may I point out that I am completely willing to grab you assistants as well. You have complete control over them and in essence they can give you extra actions if used right. Also, I think this is the last time twin will give us access to assistants for a long time, so you might want to take advantage of the opportunity now.
I +3 trade with modpack
+1 to ???
32/40
6/15 x3
It seems no one wants my help...
Oh well, back to blasting!!!
Dimentio unleashes another stream of energy bolts, this time at fseftr and k4yne. Halfway through it, the TARDIS appears behind serpent/Unagi and slams into it/her with a great deal of force. Dimentio looks at the TARDIS doing that as he finishes his barrage of energy bolts, laughs, then travels back in time to do just that.
I pull out the giga gun and lay some covering fire for current me, namely, at Unagi, K4yne and fseftr.
While he does that I continue in tearing apart the cairo overcoat bye slicing not only the regular threads, but the time threads as well, unraveling small parts of the coat's past.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I have now been playing smooth jazz for three posts, and everyone has the "Smooth Jazz" Status effect. They can decide what it does to them, as no-one knows quite what they'll do under the influence of jazz.
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
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Not really. No one seems to realize how big numbers like 1x10^36 are. But one of my base points is that if he has the power to destroy that many universes, surely he would have the power to destroy us in a millisecond.
40/40
4/40 x3 1 spent
EJF 23/40
Ammo 3/5 + 15 more
bit of a pity that those health buffs don't affect me. I was looking forward to having 42 health...
Combat operandi: Hunter's wrath, a 40 post charge.
You know, I was poised waiting for you to make a claim like "I've probably destroyed 1x10^36 universes" so I could do an attack like that. But now, time for something more mainstream. I disappear into the mist, my grey body and armor blending seamlessly into the mist, until all that is visible are my eyes. Those eventually vanish as well. The battle continues normally until English feels a spike of agony as I dash out of the mist and leave a massive gash on his leg. Before English has a chance to react, I've vanished back into the mist. English tries to find me, but I rush past him and slash at his other leg. I repeat this until English falls to his knees from this constant assault. Then, with all the primal energy in the world, I leap onto his back, latching on firmly with my claws. His attempts to throw me off just result in my claws digging in farther. He eventually falls over backwards to try and crush me, but with a kick of my legs, I flip off of him while leaving two more massive cuts across his back. Finally, while English is prone, I run around him to stand over him and unleash a devastating slash across his throat, the evolutionary weak spot.
Whoops, sorry Nimble. Wrong person. I meant Piono. He is ready to go now Piono.
Wilson's ongoing little side quest, now super wordy!:
I know now isn't exactly the most ideal time, but things people say will actually affect which side Wilson leans towards.
+3 up for trade with anyone but Engie x2
+3 to fixing the wall
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
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Tailist, LE has only one leg. the other is a golden peg thing
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
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I rain three rounds on the Cairo overcoat's weak points, aiming my shots as I go.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Nimble, Dimentio grabbed rumble mcskirmish and Wheatdos for you, remember? you already have them.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
A glowing ball floats out of the Unagi, glowing orange and orchid. Suddenly, it shatters. Out of the smoke comes a scuttling, glowing orange robotic arachnid about the size of a microwave with two glowing cannons on its back. Meet the Rage Drone, the reborn Rage Mech. Lucky I saved the parts.
I strike down at ninjatwist and deal a vicious, venomous blow to him. The Rage Drone charges up and shoots out a blast of concentrated Rage at Talist.
Oh no
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An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
That said, I yell at English: "HEY, BIG BUGGER! REMEMBER HOW YOU SHUT DOWN EVERY OS WITHIN A LARGE RADIUS? WELL GUESS WHOSE PILOTING AI YOU JUST KILLED!" *A massive starship falls from orbit to smash into the top of this tower, and thereby English and the Unagi*
Meanwhile, the jazz lives on...
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870