The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
2/23/2014
Posts:
275
Location:
The Void
Minecraft:
Upsilon
Member Details
POST III;
Raspberry Pi: 6/10
Tippi: 10/20.
Count Bleck: 10/20.
Upgrade: 9/40.
Sir Quentin Trembly III Esquire: 3/40.
I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 7/10.
Nimble Core: 2/10.
Life Circuit: 2/6
MY TUBAS CHARGE THEIR FINALE OPERANDI.
ABILITIES: BREATH FIRE: IIIII MIND: II PAC-MAN: IIIIII EATEN: NULL PESTERCHUM: LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff] Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: III MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II GLITCH MODE: IIII SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIIII HYPER UBER MUSHROOMY GODMODDING NYAN NOGALISTIC FERROPPER VOID MAGICAL TUBA BAZOOKA: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII2/4
Alright. Seeing as to how the iPad sucks at typing, long story short, I hop in the void. Please help.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
...Do we need a goal amidst this chaos? What difference will it make? We all know how this will end; the 'good guys' win, the 'bad guys' lose, they all suffer the same fate.
MORE CHAOS IS NEEDED. I'M ASSUMING THAT I CAN UNEQUIP THE SHZ NOW, BECAUSE I FOUGHT AND KILLED SCRATCH. EITHER WAY, I EQUIP THE X-INFERNO. IF I CAN'T UNEQUIP THE SHZ, I DUAL WIELD. FIRE BEATS CLOTH. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT. SO I BURN THE CLOTH WITH THE X-INFERNO. I HOLD IT ON THERE LONG ENOUGH, TO MAKE SURE IT IS VERY WELL SCORCHED. IF YOU TRY TO ATTACK ME DURING THIS, I DEFEND WITH THE SHZ.
I ALSO THROW A MICROSOFT CLOUD TRACKING DEVICE ONTO DIMENTIOSOME, WHICH ALLOWS ME TO TELEPORT TO HIM AND VIEW HIS LOCATION, JUST IN CASE SOMETHING COOL IS IN THE VOID. IT ALSO DRAGS HIM INTO THE VOID AT A FASTER PACE. SAYONARA.
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Not in use)
Torch x108 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / Name Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks x40 / PDA / Computer / Heart Container / Palutena's XBlade / Diamond Pickaxe / Candy Corn x4 / Widow's Black Matter / The Iron Web / X-Blizzard /X-Inferno / Hog Slop x20 / $$$ x20 / DOOMBRINGER / You'll feel a little ***** / BLUE HALO gear 13/15 / RED HALO gear 5/15
RIP TWIN ATTACK 15/15 COMPLETE CHAOS 40/40 Team Building Exercise 20/20
Oh no you didn't 10/10
Oh yes I did 10/10
Attack 5/5
Speed and Attack buff 5/5
Yet another Attack buff 5/5
Imma get you 3/20
Iron Helmet
Iron Chestplate
Iron Leggings
Iron Boots STRANGE HALF-ZATOICHI
Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Unusual Dead Cone
Wifi status: Connected IIIII Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: Not Connected IIIII
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 5 MESSAGES | CHAOS.EXE
DTGAI.zip
I +3 trade with Dimentiosome.
2x 20/20
+4 to TheLordErelye (+1 from self +3 from trades)
I'm an expert at collecting glass shards! :3
I create a pile of the fourth wall glass near TheLordErelye's feet, not on them as that would be dangerous
The Armistyx - Equipped (Hands)
Unusual Big Elfin Deal - Equipped (Hat)
Iron Helmet - Equipped (Helmet)
Iron Chestplate - Equipped (Chest)
Iron Leggings - Equipped (Legs)
Iron Boots - Equipped (Feet)
im the random bro hacker that just rekt yo nonexistant firewall looks like yore os went 2 hell and let me in
Buddy, you just hacked your way into a fully sentient, currently offline AI's mainframe, across dimensions. You are apparently quite good. Heh. Not good enough. GTFO.
an ai? RAD! wait you want me out? lolololnope! you think your mlg enough 2 take me on f4g? not a chance
No, I think I'm another high power AI, hehe, prepare your computer's hard drive for a good wiping.
2pro4u!!! hey wait what the fNONONONONONONOAAAHHHHAhaxbocibousiybv¥¨¥¥∂√ß√¥†ßç¥ß¥çµ∫Ωø∑ˆ∑˜≈l cbabaicbakiujw;idwnÆ””¿¿Øı›Î›˛‹Œ‹€⁄ÇÁ
Connection lost.
Woops, looks like I accidentally electrified his keyboard and killed him. Hehehe. Zapz. I like this job.
{I said a thing, and then the forums ate it, I tried to fix it and the forums ate more, and I gave up, so let's just say I'm playing jazz still, I attacked alot, and my finale is ready and saved. Why exactly was my finale a one post charge originally?}
DESTROYING A PLAYER IS PRETTY CHAOTIC. I MIGHT'VE JUST ASSISTED THE DESTRUCTION OF DIMENTIO, BUT I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO DESTROY MORE. THE_SERPENT WILL DO. HE IS TRYING TO HURT ME. I MUST DESTROY HIM.
>COMBAT OPERANDI: OH NO YOU DIDN'T (10/10) I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR A GOOD TIME TO USE THIS. I CATCH THE_SERPENT ON MY SWORD, IMPALING IT THROUGH HIM, AND THEN PLACING BOTH SWORDS NEXT TO HIS HEAD, AND SWINGING THEM BOTH TOGETHER, CUTTING HIS HEAD IN HALF. THEN I USE THE X-INFERNO TO SET FIRE TO HIM, AND HURL HIM AT LE.
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Not in use)
Torch x108 / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / The Xwolverine / The Widow's Inferno / 006 / The Plug Puller / Hard Reset / Blade Shooter / Name Tag / Captchalouge Cards x5 / Unnamed Book / Strange Escape Plan / Strange Gloves of Running Urgently / Microsoft Cloud Piece Blocks x40 / PDA / Computer / Heart Container / Palutena's XBlade / Diamond Pickaxe / Candy Corn x4 / Widow's Black Matter / The Iron Web / X-Blizzard /X-Inferno / Hog Slop x20 / $$$ x20 / DOOMBRINGER / You'll feel a little ***** / BLUE HALO gear 14/15 / RED HALO gear 6/15
RIP TWIN ATTACK 15/15 COMPLETE CHAOS 40/40 Team Building Exercise 20/20
Oh no you didn't 10/10
Oh yes I did 10/10
Attack 5/5
Speed and Attack buff 5/5
Yet another Attack buff 5/5
Imma get you 4/20
Iron Helmet
Iron Chestplate
Iron Leggings
Iron Boots STRANGE HALF-ZATOICHI
Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Unusual Dead Cone
Wifi status: Connected IIIII Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: Not Connected IIIII
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 5 MESSAGES | CHAOS.EXE
DTGAI.zip
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Location:
Both here
Join Date:
1/5/2012
Posts:
245
Location:
and there at once.
Minecraft:
same as this one
Xbox:
Don't have one
PSN:
Don't want one
Member Details
GO! Super long post of wordyness activate!
40/40
3/40 x4 1 spent
EJF 22/40
Ammo 2/5 + 15 more
Hey! English! I figure if I'm disproving bosses I might as well make it an actual attack. So SUFFER!
Comabt operandi: Reality Crash, a 40 post charge
Now, you said that you have destroyed 1x10^36 universes (or 1000000000000000000000000000000000000). Let's assume you can destroy one universe per second. Then it would take you 1x10^36 seconds or 1.667x10^34 minutes or 2.778x10^32 hours or 1.157x10^31 days or 3.170x10^28 years. In comparison, our universe has only existed for 1.4x10^10 years and I believe it is around... 2% of its way through its life as we know it. thus, you have spent the life time of 4.5299x10^16 universes doing nothing but destroying other universes. Also, I would think your rate of universe destruction would be less than 1 per second because this battle started, what, 2 turns ago? A turn is 30 seconds long because one can brew 1.5 potions in that time and potions take 20 seconds to brew in real MineCraft. So have you destroyed 60 universes during this battle? Even if you can destroy universes that fast, 3 things occur to me. 1) If you can destroy universes that fast, it must be trivial right? So isn't it incredibly soul rendingly dull to repeat the same simple action for 3.17 thousand septillion years (a long time)? No wonder you're so angry; you're existence's most boring factory worker job. 2) I'm no expert in multiple universal physics, but doesn't it seem like you would run out of universes quite quickly? And along that same point, with all those universes being squished, seems like the chance of either Godcraft or Alternia getting randomly destroyed would be quite high. Even if it is a very small chance that one of those two universes get selected, you're still taking that small chance 1x10^36 times. And lastly and most importantly, 3) Why haven't you already blown up our universe? Surely the most logical course of action in this fight would be forcing us to stand down with the threat of instant universal destruction. Instead, you're using this cloudy "I'll do something really really bad in a minute" threat. Does it really take you 2 whole minutes to destroy a universe? In that case, you've spent 5.436x10^18 universe life times destroying other universes. (Or to say it differently, you've existed in from cradle to grave in 5426000000000000000 different universes breaking other universes). Random thought: what would happen if you destroyed the universe you were currently in? Now, if you listen closely everyone, you can hear Twin moaning at his computer screen when he goes to update.
anyway, long story short, YOU LIAR! (How do you even destroy a universe? Energy cannot be created or destroyed. Matter is, at its base form, energy. So therefor, you can convert mass to energy or vise-versa but you cannot destroy it.)
Ughhh... My wrist really hurts now. Anyway, Nimble, what are you suggesting that Wilson should do? He is a fox about the size of a silver fish. I've already transferred his stock over. I guess I could blaze through this book side quest bit to have him using magic by next turn. You could take him here then. But even then it would probably be less effective than me attacking head on unless he would auto attack.
Wilson's ongoing little side quest, now super wordy!: (I'll tell you once he is ready to go. We need backstory!)
Wilson finally opens the book, by anonymous, of corse. He thought back to where and when he had learned to read, but as the universe is about to end and my hand hurts, I'll save that story for another time. The title of the book was "The Lost and Ignored Art of Cosmic Magic". This should be a fun read.
chapter 1
I am writing this book for fear that the art of cosmic magic will be lost. Cosmic magic is a very broad, abstract and complex school of magic, so many mages prefer far simpler more tangible schools like fire or frost. However, the cosmos is a thing of wonder. Learning to harness its power can lead to incredible things. If you, the reader, want to learn cosmic magic, you must first understand the concepts. Brace yourself for possibly the hardest part of this book. Space exists on a 5 dimensional grid. For this book, I'll simply refer to it as "The Grid". 3 of the dimensions are the ones we walk through normally, x, y, and z. The 4th spacial dimension is a direction that most beings cannot see or travel down. Teleportation is quickly moving through this forth dimension. The final dimension is time. It has been theorized that there are in fact, 2 dimensions of time where one is the amount of time that has passed and the other is showing different versions of the events that took place. However, you don't need to worry about that now. In addition to these dimensions, The Grid has disturbances such as gravity, charge, or nuclear forces. These disturbances are often more valuable to a cosmic Mage than the normal dimensions. Cosmic magic is the art of seeing The Grid and manipulating it slightly to produce cosmic events. But in order to do this, you must first become attuned to it.
Wilson was reminded of why he hadn't finished the book.
Potions have arrived! Every player here (except The_Serpent) is free to take these potions. You can leave money for Wilson if you want or just steal them. I actually wanted to get rid of these potions and start clean, so feel free.
Stock: upgraded splash burning potion x2 (3$), potion of dark roast coffee x1 (3$), splash rejuvenation potion x2 (6$), splash bleeding potion x2 (3$)
Magic tip jar that has appeared out of nowhere: 0$
I know now isn't exactly the most ideal time, but things people say will actually affect which side Wilson leans towards.
+3 up for trade with anyone but Engie x2
Hey! English! I figure if I'm disproving bosses I might as well make it an actual attack. So SUFFER!
Comabt operandi: Reality Crash, a 40 post charge
Now, you said that you have destroyed 1x10^36 universes (or 1000000000000000000000000000000000000). Let's assume you can destroy one universe per second. Then it would take you 1x10^36 seconds or 1.667x10^34 minutes or 2.778x10^32 hours or 1.157x10^31 days or 3.170x10^28 years. In comparison, our universe has only existed for 1.4x10^10 years and I believe it is around... 2% of its way through its life as we know it. thus, you have spent the life time of 4.5299x10^16 universes doing nothing but destroying other universes. Also, I would think your rate of universe destruction would be less than 1 per second because this battle started, what, 2 turns ago? A turn is 30 seconds long because one can brew 1.5 potions in that time and potions take 20 seconds to brew in real MineCraft. So have you destroyed 60 universes during this battle? Even if you can destroy universes that fast, 3 things occur to me. 1) If you can destroy universes that fast, it must be trivial right? So isn't it incredibly soul rendingly dull to repeat the same simple action for 3.17 thousand septillion years (a long time)? No wonder you're so angry; you're existence's most boring factory worker job. 2) I'm no expert in multiple universal physics, but doesn't it seem like you would run out of universes quite quickly? And along that same point, with all those universes being squished, seems like the chance of either Godcraft or Alternia getting randomly destroyed would be quite high. Even if it is a very small chance that one of those two universes get selected, you're still taking that small chance 1x10^36 times. And lastly and most importantly, 3) Why haven't you already blown up our universe? Surely the most logical course of action in this fight would be forcing us to stand down with the threat of instant universal destruction. Instead, you're using this cloudy "I'll do something really really bad in a minute" threat. Does it really take you 2 whole minutes to destroy a universe? In that case, you've spent 5.436x10^18 universe life times destroying other universes. (Or to say it differently, you've existed in from cradle to grave in 5426000000000000000 different universes breaking other universes). Random thought: what would happen if you destroyed the universe you were currently in? Now, if you listen closely everyone, you can hear Twin moaning at his computer screen when he goes to update.
anyway, long story short, YOU LIAR! (How do you even destroy a universe? Energy cannot be created or destroyed. Matter is, at its base form, energy. So therefor, you can convert mass to energy or vise-versa but you cannot destroy it.)
Psst. You forgot one thing: virtually none of us are bound by any sense of normalcy or limitations. Remember the Nether incident? That shouldn't have been possible. But it was. Destroy the Godmodder is not a battle of ordinary people against a god - it's a battle of ordinary gods against a Cthulhu god. When everyone's super, no one is.
Final Operandi: 3/4 (I think you forgot to indicate that, English.)
I fire a bolt of energy at the Cairo Overcoat. Somehow.
I'm not entirely surprised that Serpent and fseftr joined English. I mean, if you're going to be technical about it, they're the only non-expendable, plot-essential characters of the game. Any other player such as myself wouldn't affect the storyline if he/she was taken out, anyway.
Also, I'm almost entirely sure that English is bluffing when he said we'd get wrecked and game over if we don't kill him in two days. We'll all probably just get our HP drained, or get a pseudo-game over and open up a new plotline. Then again, I can't be too sure about it.
In fact, I'm not sure about anything I just said. After all, I just ate a cup of strawberry yogurt.
I +3 trade with Modpack.
20/20
18/20 -2 from exchange.
+6 to TheLordErelye (+3 from self +3 from trades)
Golden energy begins flowing into TheLordErelye as I channel constructive powers through the ribbons still wrapped around my hand left from the Golden Caduceus.
"By my calculations if you can obtain a 3+ charge every turn for this round TheLordErelye, It should surmount to the exact number of charges needed to repair the wall at a 40/40 post charge."
"Also would it be safe to assume that the mirrors which lead to the Nega-Verse is made of the same material as the fourth wall, but polarized or something to that degree? If that is the case I have several of the stuff still intact, would that speed up the reconstruction of the fourth wall?"
If that is indeed so I leave half the intact mirrors in TheLordErelye's hands if he so chooses to use it.
The Armistyx - Equipped (Hands)
Unusual Big Elfin Deal - Equipped (Hat)
Iron Helmet - Equipped (Helmet)
Iron Chestplate - Equipped (Chest)
Iron Leggings - Equipped (Legs)
Iron Boots - Equipped (Feet)
Pair of Golden Ribbons - Equipped (Arms)
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
HISSSSSSS
I'm not going down easily. Finale Operandi: EXECUTE. This is going right down all of your... Windpipes? Prepare to die.
Oh no
Raspberry Pi: 6/10
Tippi: 10/20.
Count Bleck: 10/20.
Upgrade: 9/40.
Sir Quentin Trembly III Esquire: 3/40.
I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 7/10.
Nimble Core: 2/10.
Life Circuit: 2/6
ABILITIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII
MIND: II
PAC-MAN: IIIIII
EATEN: NULL
PESTERCHUM:
LOGGED IN AS [CG] codingGadget [#6600ff]
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:
FREEZE: II
JOLT: II
ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III
NYAN CUBE MODE: III
MUSHROOM BOMB: II
VOID MODE: II
NULL CUBE MODE: II
NOGALISTA MODE: II
TUBA CANNON MODE: II
GLITCH MODE: IIII
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO: IIIIIIII
HYPER UBER MUSHROOMY GODMODDING NYAN NOGALISTIC FERROPPER VOID MAGICAL TUBA BAZOOKA: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII2/4
That somehow damages Unagi, as well.
POWER OF THE MANIAC: 11/40
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Alright. Seeing as to how the iPad sucks at typing, long story short, I hop in the void. Please help.
I ALSO THROW A MICROSOFT CLOUD TRACKING DEVICE ONTO DIMENTIOSOME, WHICH ALLOWS ME TO TELEPORT TO HIM AND VIEW HIS LOCATION, JUST IN CASE SOMETHING COOL IS IN THE VOID. IT ALSO DRAGS HIM INTO THE VOID AT A FASTER PACE. SAYONARA.
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Not in use)
COMPLETE CHAOS 40/40
Team Building Exercise 20/20
Oh no you didn't 10/10
Oh yes I did 10/10
Attack 5/5
Speed and Attack buff 5/5
Yet another Attack buff 5/5
Imma get you 3/20
Iron Chestplate
Iron Leggings
Iron Boots
STRANGE HALF-ZATOICHI
Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Unusual Dead Cone
Wifi status: Connected IIIII
Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: Not Connected IIIII
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 5 MESSAGES | CHAOS.EXE
DTGAI.zip
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
2x 20/20
+4 to TheLordErelye (+1 from self +3 from trades)
I'm an expert at collecting glass shards! :3
I create a pile of the fourth wall glass near TheLordErelye's feet, not on them as that would be dangerous
The Armistyx - Equipped (Hands)
Unusual Big Elfin Deal - Equipped (Hat)
Iron Helmet - Equipped (Helmet)
Iron Chestplate - Equipped (Chest)
Iron Leggings - Equipped (Legs)
Iron Boots - Equipped (Feet)
PDA
Wand Set
Diamond Sword
Diamond Pickaxe
Torch x128
Crafting Table
Furnace
Enchanting Table
Chest x2
Tea cup
Mirrors, 1 shattered.
Lamps
4 dimes
1 quarter
3 pennies
1 Finale Operandi Token
Level 9: Supernova
18/22 Health (+2 Base health - Golden Cadueus)
3+attack - Cheer
+50% attack - Omniscient Blessing
3+defense – Cheer
+2 health regen - Golden Caduceus
+2% attack - Golden Caduceus
+5% Crit - Poision mists
On Crit: Inflict poision for 3 turns - Poision mists
Damn sappers. Still, plenty more where they came from. By the way, look up.
*Bomb cart rockets down from the sky, straight on to the Unagi*
*Payload explosion*
And plenty more where THAT came from. In fact, how about a few more?
*Even more bomb carts rocket down from the sky, all towards the Unagi*
*20 payload explosions*
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Who the fß©∆ are you? Get out of my OS.
im the random bro hacker that just rekt yo nonexistant firewall looks like yore os went 2 hell and let me in
Buddy, you just hacked your way into a fully sentient, currently offline AI's mainframe, across dimensions. You are apparently quite good. Heh. Not good enough. GTFO.
an ai? RAD! wait you want me out? lolololnope! you think your mlg enough 2 take me on f4g? not a chance
No, I think I'm another high power AI, hehe, prepare your computer's hard drive for a good wiping.
2pro4u!!! hey wait what the fNONONONONONONOAAAHHHHAhaxbocibousiybv¥¨¥¥∂√ß√¥†ßç¥ß¥çµ∫Ωø∑ˆ∑˜≈l cbabaicbakiujw;idwnÆ””¿¿Øı›Î›˛‹Œ‹€⁄ÇÁ
Connection lost.
Woops, looks like I accidentally electrified his keyboard and killed him. Hehehe. Zapz. I like this job.
{I said a thing, and then the forums ate it, I tried to fix it and the forums ate more, and I gave up, so let's just say I'm playing jazz still, I attacked alot, and my finale is ready and saved. Why exactly was my finale a one post charge originally?}
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
>COMBAT OPERANDI: OH NO YOU DIDN'T (10/10)
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR A GOOD TIME TO USE THIS. I CATCH THE_SERPENT ON MY SWORD, IMPALING IT THROUGH HIM, AND THEN PLACING BOTH SWORDS NEXT TO HIS HEAD, AND SWINGING THEM BOTH TOGETHER, CUTTING HIS HEAD IN HALF. THEN I USE THE X-INFERNO TO SET FIRE TO HIM, AND HURL HIM AT LE.
SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION IIII (Not in use)
COMPLETE CHAOS 40/40
Team Building Exercise 20/20
Oh no you didn't 10/10
Oh yes I did 10/10
Attack 5/5
Speed and Attack buff 5/5
Yet another Attack buff 5/5
Imma get you 4/20
Iron Chestplate
Iron Leggings
Iron Boots
STRANGE HALF-ZATOICHI
Hunger Force (Put on over the armor as a shirt like thing.)
Cloud Control Hoodie (Put on under the armor as a shirt.)
Unusual Dead Cone
Wifi status: Connected IIIII
Pesterchum: Logged in as allogeneousAboulomaniac [AA]
Microsoft Cloud Connection: Not Connected IIIII
Pesterchum
Camera
Application Market
Microsoft Cloud Store
Microsoft Cloud Control
CHAOS: 5 MESSAGES | CHAOS.EXE
DTGAI.zip
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
*Takes*
RIP: Politics, Philosophy, News, and Science
You were a good section.
Hmmmmmmmmmmm.... interesting.
/null
RIP: Politics, Philosophy, News, and Science
You were a good section.
40/40
3/40 x4 1 spent
EJF 22/40
Ammo 2/5 + 15 more
Hey! English! I figure if I'm disproving bosses I might as well make it an actual attack. So SUFFER!
Comabt operandi: Reality Crash, a 40 post charge
Now, you said that you have destroyed 1x10^36 universes (or 1000000000000000000000000000000000000). Let's assume you can destroy one universe per second. Then it would take you 1x10^36 seconds or 1.667x10^34 minutes or 2.778x10^32 hours or 1.157x10^31 days or 3.170x10^28 years. In comparison, our universe has only existed for 1.4x10^10 years and I believe it is around... 2% of its way through its life as we know it. thus, you have spent the life time of 4.5299x10^16 universes doing nothing but destroying other universes. Also, I would think your rate of universe destruction would be less than 1 per second because this battle started, what, 2 turns ago? A turn is 30 seconds long because one can brew 1.5 potions in that time and potions take 20 seconds to brew in real MineCraft. So have you destroyed 60 universes during this battle? Even if you can destroy universes that fast, 3 things occur to me. 1) If you can destroy universes that fast, it must be trivial right? So isn't it incredibly soul rendingly dull to repeat the same simple action for 3.17 thousand septillion years (a long time)? No wonder you're so angry; you're existence's most boring factory worker job. 2) I'm no expert in multiple universal physics, but doesn't it seem like you would run out of universes quite quickly? And along that same point, with all those universes being squished, seems like the chance of either Godcraft or Alternia getting randomly destroyed would be quite high. Even if it is a very small chance that one of those two universes get selected, you're still taking that small chance 1x10^36 times. And lastly and most importantly, 3) Why haven't you already blown up our universe? Surely the most logical course of action in this fight would be forcing us to stand down with the threat of instant universal destruction. Instead, you're using this cloudy "I'll do something really really bad in a minute" threat. Does it really take you 2 whole minutes to destroy a universe? In that case, you've spent 5.436x10^18 universe life times destroying other universes. (Or to say it differently, you've existed in from cradle to grave in 5426000000000000000 different universes breaking other universes). Random thought: what would happen if you destroyed the universe you were currently in? Now, if you listen closely everyone, you can hear Twin moaning at his computer screen when he goes to update.
anyway, long story short, YOU LIAR! (How do you even destroy a universe? Energy cannot be created or destroyed. Matter is, at its base form, energy. So therefor, you can convert mass to energy or vise-versa but you cannot destroy it.)
Ughhh... My wrist really hurts now. Anyway, Nimble, what are you suggesting that Wilson should do? He is a fox about the size of a silver fish. I've already transferred his stock over. I guess I could blaze through this book side quest bit to have him using magic by next turn. You could take him here then. But even then it would probably be less effective than me attacking head on unless he would auto attack.
Wilson's ongoing little side quest, now super wordy!: (I'll tell you once he is ready to go. We need backstory!)
Wilson finally opens the book, by anonymous, of corse. He thought back to where and when he had learned to read, but as the universe is about to end and my hand hurts, I'll save that story for another time. The title of the book was "The Lost and Ignored Art of Cosmic Magic". This should be a fun read.
chapter 1
I am writing this book for fear that the art of cosmic magic will be lost. Cosmic magic is a very broad, abstract and complex school of magic, so many mages prefer far simpler more tangible schools like fire or frost. However, the cosmos is a thing of wonder. Learning to harness its power can lead to incredible things. If you, the reader, want to learn cosmic magic, you must first understand the concepts. Brace yourself for possibly the hardest part of this book. Space exists on a 5 dimensional grid. For this book, I'll simply refer to it as "The Grid". 3 of the dimensions are the ones we walk through normally, x, y, and z. The 4th spacial dimension is a direction that most beings cannot see or travel down. Teleportation is quickly moving through this forth dimension. The final dimension is time. It has been theorized that there are in fact, 2 dimensions of time where one is the amount of time that has passed and the other is showing different versions of the events that took place. However, you don't need to worry about that now. In addition to these dimensions, The Grid has disturbances such as gravity, charge, or nuclear forces. These disturbances are often more valuable to a cosmic Mage than the normal dimensions. Cosmic magic is the art of seeing The Grid and manipulating it slightly to produce cosmic events. But in order to do this, you must first become attuned to it.
Wilson was reminded of why he hadn't finished the book.
Stock: upgraded splash burning potion x2 (3$), potion of dark roast coffee x1 (3$), splash rejuvenation potion x2 (6$), splash bleeding potion x2 (3$)
Magic tip jar that has appeared out of nowhere: 0$
I know now isn't exactly the most ideal time, but things people say will actually affect which side Wilson leans towards.
+3 up for trade with anyone but Engie x2
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Psst. You forgot one thing: virtually none of us are bound by any sense of normalcy or limitations. Remember the Nether incident? That shouldn't have been possible. But it was. Destroy the Godmodder is not a battle of ordinary people against a god - it's a battle of ordinary gods against a Cthulhu god. When everyone's super, no one is.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Cuekind, Swordkind, Rodkind
A
Primary: Hellspawn
Melee: Chaos's Sinker
Hat: Chaotic Nickel Amassment of Hats
Cosmetic: Up All Night
B
Primary: Strange Phlogistinator
Robo K4yne's Hotbar
Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Laserkind, Controllerkind
Primary: The Black Flag
Secondary: Bombs For Blasting At You
Melee: The Maroon Marvel
Hat: The Treasure of Blackbeard
Cosmetic: Davy Jones' Helmet
Cosmetic II: One Errant Twitch
I suppose it's okay now to just raise the Lord C. English flag. Heh.
> K4yne: Cast Cura on the Cairo Overcoat.
> R. K.: Defense buff K4yne.
Yes, Cura can stitch clothes. One of the good things coming from healing profession. Magic repair powers on top of the main package!
License Board Stats
20 License Points
Fire License, Fira License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
21 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 2
1 Point, Next LV. at 50 Points
Fishing LV. 1
15 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Items:
1x Bandage
1x Candy Corn
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
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Walrus Punch: 15/15
Blaze It: 25/25
Mist Coil: 40/40
Final Operandi: 3/4 (I think you forgot to indicate that, English.)
I fire a bolt of energy at the Cairo Overcoat. Somehow.
I'm not entirely surprised that Serpent and fseftr joined English. I mean, if you're going to be technical about it, they're the only non-expendable, plot-essential characters of the game. Any other player such as myself wouldn't affect the storyline if he/she was taken out, anyway.
Also, I'm almost entirely sure that English is bluffing when he said we'd get wrecked and game over if we don't kill him in two days. We'll all probably just get our HP drained, or get a pseudo-game over and open up a new plotline. Then again, I can't be too sure about it.
In fact, I'm not sure about anything I just said. After all, I just ate a cup of strawberry yogurt.
20/20
18/20 -2 from exchange.
+6 to TheLordErelye (+3 from self +3 from trades)
Golden energy begins flowing into TheLordErelye as I channel constructive powers through the ribbons still wrapped around my hand left from the Golden Caduceus.
"By my calculations if you can obtain a 3+ charge every turn for this round TheLordErelye, It should surmount to the exact number of charges needed to repair the wall at a 40/40 post charge."
"Also would it be safe to assume that the mirrors which lead to the Nega-Verse is made of the same material as the fourth wall, but polarized or something to that degree? If that is the case I have several of the stuff still intact, would that speed up the reconstruction of the fourth wall?"
If that is indeed so I leave half the intact mirrors in TheLordErelye's hands if he so chooses to use it.
The Armistyx - Equipped (Hands)
Unusual Big Elfin Deal - Equipped (Hat)
Iron Helmet - Equipped (Helmet)
Iron Chestplate - Equipped (Chest)
Iron Leggings - Equipped (Legs)
Iron Boots - Equipped (Feet)
Pair of Golden Ribbons - Equipped (Arms)
PDA
Wand Set
Diamond Sword
Diamond Pickaxe
Torch x128
Crafting Table
Furnace
Enchanting Table
Chest x2
Tea cup
Mirrors, 1 shattered.
Lamps
4 dimes
1 quarter
3 pennies
1 Finale Operandi Token
Level 9: Supernova
18/22 Health (+2 Base health - Golden Cadueus)
3+attack - Cheer
+50% attack - Omniscient Blessing
3+defense – Cheer
+2 health regen - Golden Caduceus
+2% attack - Golden Caduceus
+5% Crit - Poision mists
On Crit: Inflict poision for 3 turns - Poision mists