Day 2 of this Adventure looks as promising as the first. Let's see what you merry band of misfits have accomplished under the watchful eye of your cueball puppeteer.
We cannot continue charges you say? {F∫∂øå you Scratch} Alrighty then, time to put all of the various charges I was about to put into the HV-mech ETC. into my APAWA instead... APAWA upgrade 40/40 DAMM1T, AMPER, I W4NT3D THAT! So? You could not have used it anyway, no entities, remember?
Lets see, what to do next? New Sword 4/4, just b'cause.
If it still exists, I fire the GAHMD at wherever this is, if not, then New Sword is 10/10
I Alright, I'm back{Y U HAF 2 B MAD?}What did I miss? A gre4t d3al, as 1t turns 0ut, al o, you vo ce has. . cha ged, w at g1v3s?
Oh, please don't swear at me. If anything, swear at your prior GM, TwinBuilder. He was the one who initiated this rule back in December 2013, during Zero Hour.
You cannot use your GAHMD. It seems it did not make the jump to my manor. Such a shame. I would have certainly enjoyed watching my home be burnt into ashes.
That was a joke, for those who aren't very skilled in the craft of humor.
Next entity 40/40 unavailable
Random stockpile charge. 8/40 (+ 3 from Aegis)
Ammo charge 4/5 + 9 stocked unavailable
Whelp, time to start a survival series! I put on my iron armor and take out my convenient diamond pick axe and start mining through the floor. I don't care if you think it is rude because I think kidnapping is somewhat rude.
Oh, Scratch? You are from another franchise right? So does your presence put us at risk of being sued by Homestuck?
I'm not contacting Wilson. I'm just playing out his actions. Wilson is an independent entity. He doesn't take orders from me. His goal is to gain wealth and to sometimes have a direct impact to protect his interests. I'll stop making alchemies with him in case you're worried that he will build up around 20 bajillion potions by the time we get back.
+3 is up for trade with any AG
You equip your Iron Helmet, Chestplate, Leggings, and Boots.
ACHIEVEMENT GET ~ Armor Up Equip a full set of armor. Reward: +10 Defense
That's not a real Defense stat, so don't bother taking it into account.
You take out your Diamond Pickaxe as well. However, you find that you cannot break my beautiful hard-wood floor. It seems that it's protected somehow. It also seems that the laws of Minecraft may not apply here...
No it doesn't, as my universe's Fourth Wall, and your universes's Fourth Walls, the things keeping our universes from interacting with each other, are destroyed, and so copyright laws really have no effect.
Alchemies are not allowed, period, regardless of what universe you're in right now, so that brings down Wilson's current value a bit. I'll allow you to relay his actions, though, because it provides a window into the Battlefield.
[INSERT PROMPT]
/inventory
I definitely have my Glaive of Embers. I don't know if I have everything I usually carry around because Scratch messed with our stuff. Not cool man.
I search for anything remotely useful on the desks in the library.
The book I grabbed was First Block and Other Legends. Are the walls made out of? Wood? I place an ear to the wall and start knocking. Everybody help me! Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Thunk. I look for seems in the wall that look ever-so-diffrent. If I there aren't seems to a hidden door...I burn away the wallpaper with my Glaive of Embers.
Also, assuming the mansion is where the mansion is supposed to be...we're not in Godcraft anymore are we...
You check your inventory.
AEGISA095 INVENTORY:
Diamond Sword / Diamond Pickaxe / Torch x128 / Iron Helmet / Iron Chestplate / Iron Leggings / Iron Boots / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / Overkill Minirail / Carnage In A Cylinder / Mana's Secret Weapon / The Fried Eggs / The Circuit Breaker / The Horizon Event / Tick Tock / Ze Ubercharger / Shattered Souls / Metal Storm / The Crismon Vortex / Batter Up
As a matter of fact, you do not. Your inventory consists of some base items, plus your alchemies. I've only listed a few here for convinence.
You try to break the walls, but it seems that the wallpaper protects them.
You search for objects on the desks of the Library. Irecreeper has pilfered most of them for use in his fort, but he piled all the objects on top of them in a neat pile.
You locate the pile and put the objects in the Group Inventory.
I rush to the other end of the hallway, calming down, but still determined to get to the bottom of this. I open the door at the end, hoping the others will take everything that isn't nailed down while I scout ahead.
A not-so-humble question, Scratch: Why was I not selected? I don't expect anything to change, but surely I would have been next in line, since I apparently have residual first guardian powers and prior DTG management experience, which you do NOT have?
You run down to the other end of the Hallway. However, while you do so, you see the figures in shadow take on shape. They leap out at you and you forced to step back. The figures wield blades in their hands and appear to be malicious...
You are now accosted by a pair of Firewood Soldiers. Strife is inevitable.
You were not selected because of the point you just made. Whilst you have residual First Guardian powers, I am a full First Guardian. Additionally, I can learn relatively quickly, which I have and am doing.
a([Green]Chest) attempt to open the green chest
W(Best) Wear best armor available
#jump Jump
alt-e View Skills
a(Problem_Sleuth) Read Problem Sleuth
,(Problem_Sleuth){Group} Put Problem Sleuth in the group inventory
You grip the Green Chest and attempt to open it. It looks like it's starting to budge... You'll need further help, however.
You put on your full set of Iron Armor.
ACHIEVEMENT GET ~ Jump! Jump.
This does absolutely nothing.
There's no skill tree in this game. The inclusion of one would be pointless and unneeded.
You take out Problem Sleuth and start reading it.
> secret_scribe1: Read Problem Sleuth.
You take out an especially large book, titled, "PROBLEM SLEUTH." However, upon closer examination, the book is hollow, and inside lie 5 smaller books. They are:
Problem Sleuth Book 1: "Compensation, Adequate" Problem Sleuth Book 2: "This is Complete Gorilla" Problem Sleuth Book 3: "Suitor to the Sodajerk's Confidante"
Problem Sleuth Book 4: "Black Liquid Sorrow"
Problem Sleuth Book 5: "Sepulchritude"
You decide to read Book 1. You take it out of its cover and sit down in a chair.
"Now it looks like this has become an adventure game. Thankfully i have weapons in that Hyperspace Inventory some guy rigged up. Gizmo, was it? I don't know, but he made it. Shame i couldn't add in all the fancy new ones i got though..."
> EQUIP Silver Bow TO Right Hand
> ENTER KITCHEN
> EXAMINE ROOM
You equip your SILVER BOW to your right hand.
ACHIEVEMENT GET ~ Equippage Equip yourself with an item. Reward: +4 Charisma
You enter the KITCHEN with ninjatwist321 and K4yne.
You examine the room.
Unsurprisingly, the KITCHEN is just as uniformly green as the rest of the rooms your group has encountered so far. The room's floor is not made of wood like the rest of the house, but of stone; still green, of course. Inside the room is three doors.
The east one is the one you just came through.
The north one has a sign above it that reads CLOSET.
The west one has a sign above it that reads BALCONY.
Inside of the room are countertops and many different drawers and closets, presumably for foodstuffs. There is a microwave, stove, oven, refrigerator, and freezer as well, plus a table and chairs for sitting in.
POST III; Previous Charges: Raspberry Pi: 6/10 Tippi: 10/20. Count Bleck: 10/20. Upgrade: 9/40. Sir Quentin Trembly II Esquire: 3/40. I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 7/10. Nimble Core: 2/10. life circuit: 2/6 I check my inventory then check the list of achievements. Well, looks like this dimension transporting un-corrupted me. Hmmm... I have an idea. But first... I scan ALL THE BOOKS IN THE LIBRARY WITH MAH TECHNO-SKILLZ. I now know the ENTIRE CONTENTS OF THE BOOKS. I enter The Kitchen and examine it. Heave...ho...this no entity thing... is draining my energy. Whew I need a break. ...
Back to work. ...Ok then. Girbil, you are NOT AN ENTITY. YOU ARE A MAGIC GERBIL THAT POWERS ME. SUUUUUUUPPPPPPEEEEERRRRRPPPPPOOOOOWWWWWEEEEERRRRR!!!!!!!! I attempt to enter Doc Scratch's mind. Also, I do some modifications to the Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi. I can now shape and upgrade attacks. ...now to put that To use. I program PERFECTLY GENERIC NULL CUBE MODE. Shush Bill, you don't know how to program. I program that thing that Bill said. (1/3) Lastly, I use Mushroom Bomb mode to knock down the Chandelier onto the Brittle Flooring. ABILTIES: BREATH FIRE:IIIII MIND: II Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: III MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO:IIIIIIII
You check your inventory.
NIMBLEGUY INVENTORY:
Diamond Sword / Diamond Pickaxe / Torch x128 / Iron Helmet / Iron Chestplate / Iron Leggings / Iron Boots / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / Raspberry Pi
You check the list of Achievements.
ACHIEVEMENT GET! ~ Too Meta Check the list of achievements.
TAKEN ACHIEVEMENTS:
Status Quo / Successfully check your inventory. Live And Let Live / Convince a friend to not be destructive. Exploratorium / Take in your surroundings. A Novel Idea / Read a book. Hit and Miss / Try to attack an entity, but find there are none. Hello World / Observe yourself. Finders Keepers / Put an item in your inventory. Nice Save / Save your game. Opening Doors / Enter another room from your spawnpoint. Hasta La Vista / Get banned from the game. Quickly Retrieve Arms / Search for weapons. Public Domain / Add an item to the Group Inventory. Please Send Help / Attempt to figure out your location. Brick By Brick / Build a fort. Armor Up / Equip a full set of armor.
Too Meta / Check the list of achievements.
LOCKED ACHIEVEMENTS:
Strife! Victorious Another One Gone All Clear Demeofunalephobia Black Liquid Sorrow Deus Ex Machina Continue Not In Kansas Ascend Ascend Again Ascend Further Apotheosis
Oh, come now. You didn't think I'd say how to get them all, did you? And this isn't even all of them. There's a lot of secret achievements, too. Try to find them all...
It appears that your techno-skills have been disabled. You're going to have to find all of the books manually. Additionally, your Raspberry Pi's powers have also been similarly disabled.
Scratch, none of this is really happening. All of this is just a silly little forum game on the MC forums. None of this is actually happening. Twin is controlling you Scratch. He has assumed your guise. But I know that the REAL Scratch would be a bit more helpful to the good guys. Face it Scratch, Twin is the GM, he's just doing it through you.
Now imma make me a sammich in the kitchen.
Oh, can it, Minor. I think you and I both know that this is much more than just a game. As Jeb the Scholar said, you have to open your mind to the possibilities. Then, you'll see.
And how exactly would the "real" me be more helpful to the "good guys"? We both share opposite goals.
I help Secret_Scribe open the chest and look at whatever is inside.
Next entity 40/40 unavailable
Random stockpile charge. 9/40
Ammo charge 0/5 + 1 stocked + 9 stocked unavailable
Huh, I wonder why I have The Protector's Void on me. I made that into the Adamantine wolf armor Wilson is wearing at the moment. Also, why do I have both The Stallion's Spectrum and The Scale Spectrum? I upgraded the first one into the second one and then promptly downgraded it again as it wasn't what I wanted.
Wilson looks up from pacing around the battlefield and sees what's left of Split's castle. He enters it and looks over the wreckage left from Scratch's attack. Beneath a pile of sand, something glints slightly.
(Don't worry, Wilson's actions aren't going to have any tangible effect)
+3 is up for trade with any AG x2
With you and secret_scribe1 both helping each other, you open the chest! Inside, you find contents that will no doubt be helpful in your quests to come. You take what you find and put it in the Group Inventory.
I check my inventory, and if it has my alchemies, put on The Crosscircle. I am now the most fashionable player. Almost as fashionable ad Scratch. But not quite.
I then equip my most powerful weapon alchemy I have, or if I have none, my diamond sword. I pull back the curtains, shine some light on
the figures with The Crosscircle's natural light, and OHMYGOSHISTHATAWOLFHEADHELPME
Minor, I agree with you that he would be more helpful, but only for his own purposes. The Homestuck Scratch is a lot more manipulative and smug than this one.
You check your inventory.
THE_SERPENT INVENTORY:
Diamond Sword / Diamond Pickaxe / Torch x128 / Iron Helmet / Iron Chestplate / Iron Leggings / Iron Boots / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / The Crosscircle / Red Suit of Death / Don't Bleed on the Suits / Calliope Shirt / XBlade of Xperience / Palutena's Bow / Palutena's Bludgeoner / Hell's Instrument / Unagi Blade
You equip HELL'S INSTRUMENT.
You pull back a curtain on the window, revealing a landscape that looks like an entire city, just made out of green buildings. There appears to be what looks like, to you, two moons in the starlit sky.
You equip THE CROSSCIRCLE. You use its natural light to reveal the stuffed head at the back wall. It's revealed as... My Godmodder. IT'S REVEALED AS...
A cueball on a plaque. Phew. You were worried for a second there.
Hmm... More manipulative and smug than I? Well, I possess both of those qualities, even if they aren't as apparent yet. However, I will not that I seem to be taking a more active role in the story than if I was in the alpha timeline... Interesting.
Hmm. Considering I can't really do anything now, I go to the kitchen and start cooking turkey for everyone {1/5}. I mean, if that's possible. I then approach the Green Chest and help CC while I wait for my turkey.
Also, I try to look around for a washroom. I really need to pee.
As luck would have it, you find some turkey in a drawer and start cooking it. This will produce 3 COOKED CHICKEN that can be used to restore health.
The Green Chest was already opened.
The only two other doors in the KITCHEN are the CLOSET and BALCONY. Neither look promising. But wait a minute... You're a Minecraft avatar. Why would need to use the restroom?
My eyes open. I get up of the floor of the library. "Where in the Nether am I? Well, at least I have... (checks inventory)... Diablo?" I search the room. "Diablo!? Oh no, my scythe.. it's gone...."
"Where the heck am I anyway? I was watching Scratch kill Twin from my nether palace, then everything started disappearing, I went to the emergency portal, and now I'm here.... Better check out this room I guess, it looks nothing like Minecraft."
Interesting... I don't fully remember teleporting you here. It must be the dark spots in my mind. Wait. Oh, I see. You've been watching from a distance, haven't you? Interesting.
I take it you know how to play as it is.
You check your inventory.
MANIACMASTER INVENTORY:
Diamond Sword / Diamond Pickaxe / Torch x128 / Iron Helmet / Iron Chestplate / Iron Leggings / Iron Boots / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2
Since you haven't alchemized, and can't at this time, you only have base items.
You examine the LIBRARY.
The LIBRARY is colored in various values of green, and is stacked with tens of bookshelves. There are doors on three of the four walls, and hanging from the ceiling is an ornate chandelier that could never fall in any way whatsoever, so don't even try.
Right below the chandelier is a newly installed section of floorboards that is slightly brittle. Throughout the room are desks, luxurious chairs, and pictures of an alien planet.
The door behind where you spawned is huge and heavily ornate. It has a keyhole.
The door on the left wall has a sign that reads, "KITCHEN".
The door on the right wall has a sign that reads, "HALLWAY".
l Go Right
: Look Around
w(Farmer's_Firing_Range) Wield the Farmer's Firing Range
/(Figures) Identify Figures
S Save
You enter the HALLWAY.
You are now in the long HALLWAY. It runs vertically down, and you can make out another door at the other end. Lamps hand from the walls, illuminating the slightly narrow hall. There are windows, but they are all draped so you cannot see what is on the other side. The other end of the hall is very dark... You can see some sort of stuffed head at the other side, and figures moving in shadow.
You equip THE FARMER'S FIRING RANGE.
The figures have been identified as Firewood Soldiers. It seems they are hostile.
"Where in hell are we? This place does not look like home... Steve, I don't think we're in Kansacraft anymore... W417, what d1d 1 jus7 s4y?Something very strange, my name is not Steve, Aint' gonna tellsya my name, but it sure isn't steve, who're you talking to? I really h4v3 n0 id34...Well, at least I feel at home... Hey, good thing I brought all these weapons and this armor and SHUT UP AND EXPLORE! ME AND H3R0B1N3 DO NOT FEEL AT HOME HERE, FIND A WAY THE F!*%$ OUTTA HERE!Somehow, I do not think it'll be that easy... I go help Aegis "hey, Aegis, ya ever heard of the "shotgun breach?" OUT THE WAY!"WELL, THIS SHOULD PROVE... INTERESTING... WHAT THE NETHER, ANOHER ONE!?No... just me...
The Green chest has already been opened. You only needed two players, not seven or so.
I immediately run into it, pocket the largest knife I can find, and search through the food.
"Okay, vegtarian crap, toss that over there... Diet coke, keep that... A dead person, keep that too... A model airplane... A television... A very angry wild boar... Hold on, dead person?"
You are now in the KITCHEN.
You find and equip a POCKET KNIFE.
Oh dear, engie. Why were you searching through the garbage? Tsk. I had that all cleaned up. No matter.
ENGIENINJA INVENTORY:
+1 Diet Coke +1 Model Airplane +1 Television
Unfortunately, you cannot pocket the Dead Body and the Wild Boar. Additionally, it seems that the Boar is very angry that you and your friends have interrupted his rest.
No alchemiter? Think again! I made an portable one upon arriving to Antichamber! I just need to-... where did I put it? Oh yeah, I forgot it. Dang.
I decide to head through the hallway. It's not like I have a reason to fight the PGs, the GM isn't here. Plus, no entities.
While moving into the hallway, I look in my Bag of Holding IV.
I pull out a tablet made of a weird technology.
Emergency time.
I tap the middle, and feel gear appear on me. +1 Leather Armor. A +2 Dagger. A +1 Dagger. A Rogue's Kit.
Oil of Purify Food x 1
Wrist Sheath x 2
Everburning Torch x1
Crowbar x 1
Vial x 1
Flask x 1
All the stuff in the rouge's kit
Don't know what something is? Google it, or find it at paizo.com.
Hmm. I should have made myself more clear. Well, you live and learn in your adventures through Game Mastering, I presume.
The point is, you are still in Antichamber. I don't know the specifics, but it seems that you being there will be highly relevant to the story in due time. I advise that you continue your Antilogs. I will collaborate with you in doing so.
I, having dealt with the door, badass style, examine the New Sword that my avatar finished for me. A strange weapon, certainly, its cutting edge is simple, a sliver of Adminium, dark as the Void, heavily enchanted and sharper that any razor, whereas the hilt and pommel are plainly some kind of miniaturized reactor, given the research I had completed immediately before this... debacle, it is presumably burning Monochromium, the antithesis and result of Rainbow Matter, useful for providing power to machines and distorting the laws of physics, whereas the core of the blade is some unusual crystal, glowing with an unholy white light and surrounded by holographic lines of binary, suggesting the presence and possession of Herobrine, and the back edge of the blade is visibly coated with and surrounded by nanitic molecular manufacterors, allowing all kinds of things to be done with the device. Unfortunately, the blade is only a four-post charge, unalchemized and untested, likely little more at this stage that an extremely fancy looking sword. I should probably upgrade it as soon as possible.
HEY! HEY YOU! Will you stop bragging about that damn weapon to your buddies and start doing things? Or do you want to go grab a snack and let me do it? ...0)_(0 While He's doing constructive things, like planning our next move and getting a sandwich, me'n H3r0br1n3'll get to exploring this place and helping the other guys out.
If you will allow me to look through our inventory? thank you. We have... the APAWA, in all its upgraded glory, for all the good that will do. The New Sword, weak as it is. The Mercurian Malady, good for doors, people who refuse to deal with it, and causing accelerated entropy. A standard hypercompression backup box with emergency supplies, like you've been carrying around since the first time you found yourself out of those supplies, contents: a few stacks of steak, several Notch Apples, several stacks of logs, coal blocks, Adminium, crate of, iron, gold, basic enchanting/alchemy setup, semi-useless though they are, and the equipment to set up some basic farms, I.E. cobble, wheat, wood, nether wart, ETC. Good thing this'll all be fairly usele Nah, it'll be helpful, but I'd like to finish exploration of this place before we get into that, I've got enough food for the time being.
{nerf this if you have to, whoever's in charge, but I'm not planning anything OP. }
{on a side note, my keyboard is apparently going the way of the rest of my setup, near worthless crap.}
AMPERZ4ND INVENTORY:
Diamond Sword / Diamond Pickaxe / Torch x128 / Iron Helmet / Iron Chestplate / Iron Leggings / Iron Boots / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / Advanced-Powered Adminium War Armor / Monochromium Sword / Antiparticle Beam Cannon / The Mercurian Malady
BACKUP BOX:
Steaks x64 / Golden Apples x3 / Cobblestone x128 / Wooden Planks x128 / Nether Wart x32
You should probably share the Backup Box supplies with a group.
Primary: The Black Flag
Secondary: Bombs For Blasting At You
Melee: The Maroon Marvel
Hat: The Treasure of Blackbeard
Cosmetic I: Davy Jones' Helmet
Cosmetic II: One Errant Twitch
I throw my charges out of the window then.
> K4yne: Examine kitchen for a refrigerator. If available, open and count edible's. > R. K.: Examine kitchen completely. You are not hungry, so you have enough free time to make notes.
License Board Stats
4 License Points
Fire License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
11 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 1
14 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Fishing LV. 1
10 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Interesting... It seems that your inventory is different than most.
K4YNE HOTBAR:
Primary: Hellspawn Melee: Chaos's Sinker Hat: Chaotic Nickel Amassment of Hats Cosmetic: Up All Night
ROBO-K4YNE HOTBAR:
Primay: The Black Flag Secondary: Bombs For Throwing At You Melee: The Maroon Marvel Hat: The Treasure of Blackbeard Cosmetic: Davy Jones's Helmet Cosmetic II: One Errant Twitch
Your Strife Portfolio is also notable.
You examine the REFRIDGERATOR.
REFRIDGERATOR INVENTORY: Milk Water Bottles x10 Cheese x4 Butter Orange Juice Diet Coke
Unfortunately, that is all you can see, as your party is accosted by a Wild Boar.
I look at the what the random-man-that-popped-out-of-nowhere is holding out and see something unspeakable.
"Ah... no thank you..."
"Ah, you said there was a kitchen somewhere? which way is it?"
So I can puke in the sink.
Leonstar loses -5 Common Sense and -7 Sanity.
ACHIEVEMENT GET ~ How Rude!
Reject someone's help. Reward: +4 Inpoliteness
You head to the left, and enter the KITCHEN.
You examine the SINK and promptly empty your stomach's contents into it.
Leonstar loses -8 Saturation and gains +2 Hunger and +2 Sickness.
I think for a moment, then pop back into the hallway, grab a random item that I can take(wasn't there some green lamps around?), then examine the new room carefully.
Another, smaller question: Did it really matter which side won the red vs green battle of Twin? Would the only difference have been dialogue changes? I always like to see the different dialogue trees in games...wasn't minor working on some possibility-examiner thingy? What happened to that project? it would have been interesting to see what would have happened if something had gone differently in the past, even if seeing the future was too OP...
You are still in the HALLWAY, remember? You're about to initate Strife.
However, you take a Green Lamp from the wall.
TT2000 INVENTORY:
+1 Green Lamp.
Oh, I'm sure there would have been some differences depending on who won the duel between Build and Split, but overall, the end result would have been the same: I would have killed the winner regardless.
Primary: The Black Flag
Secondary: Bombs For Blasting At You
Melee: The Maroon Marvel
Hat: The Treasure of Blackbeard
Cosmetic I: Davy Jones' Helmet
Cosmetic II: One Errant Twitch
> K4yne: Request to know what was written in the first two chapters of "Pesterchum 101" (not counting dedications) because canonically you already read them and still don't know what the text said. > R. K.: Incline Ninjatwist in current matters. Cheerio.
"We are inspecting the kitchen for food. And the chef. And weapons. But mostly food."
License Board Stats
4 License Points
Fire License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
11 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 1
14 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Fishing LV. 1
10 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Ah. Yet another thing that your previous Game Master forgot to do. You briefly return to the LIBRARY and take Pesterchum 101.
K4YNE INVENTORY:
+1 Pesterchum 101.
You then head back into the KITCHEN and answer ninjatwist321.
The Green Chest is opened by DemonicDaVinci and I.
The loot will be split between us / added to the public inventory.
After opening the Chest, I pull out the Hand of Pearl, and teleport up to the Chandelier. In a quick, precise slash, I cut the chain(s) holding the Chandelier to the ceiling using the Enderdragon Scythe, causing it to fall to the floor and smash the Brittle Flooring.
Hmm...
You successfully cut the chain holding the CHANDELIER to the ceiling. It tumbles down, and crashes straight through the BRITTLE FLOORING, destroying it. The chandelier tumbles into the darkness below...
ACHIEVEMENT GET ~ Demeofunalephobia Make a chandelier crash onto the floor.
I find a sign reading "kitchen". I waltz in. After looking around, I see Engie. "Hey Engie! How about some turducken? I can teach you my recipe!"
You enter the KITCHEN. ________________________________________________________________________________________
So, for a recap on all three rooms:
The Chandelier has left a Gaping Hole. Exploring it will probably yield plentiful results, but remember, your goal is to work your way up, not down. Perhaps you can come back there when you've gathered more strength.
Additionally, the Rolled-Up Scroll has a Band that needs breaking. If you search around, you may find an instrument that will do the trick.
In the Kitchen, the Wild Boar that engie_ninja found inside the Garbage Bin is very angry. There is only one response:
STRIFE!
In the Hallway, everything is concealed in darkness, bar the sole undraped window that lets in some light. The Firewood Guardians ready their lances. Their intentions are clear: You're not making your way to the other side without a fight. There is only one response:
The Nature of Split Personalities by Vanill A. First Guardians for Dummies by Q. Ball The First Block and Other Legends by Jens Bergensten Pesterchum 101 by ectoBiologist The Scratch by R.L. Problem Sleuth by Andrew Hussie
Rolled-Up Scroll. Protected by Unbreakable Band.
Large and Ornate Door. Leads South. Has giant keyhole.
Left Wall Door. Leads to Kitchen.
Right Wall Door. Leads to Hallway.
Furniture Fort. Created with tables and chairs, by Irecreeper. Housing Irecreeper.
Gaping Hole. Left where the Brittle Floor and Chandelier once were. ________________________________________________________________________________________
Alright, Scratch. That's how you want to play, 'eh? Well, no matter. You're but a first guardian. I'm sure we--what? We can't continue our charges!?
...
Okay, umm...
...
...I attempt to use 'Find my Friends' on ninjatwist, hopefully learning a bit more about where I am. I'm sure we can succeed. If not I just need to go kidnap another few gods, blow up the planet their moon is orbiting, evolve some form of sentient life there, start a sburb game, create a first guardian BLAH BLAH BLAH. UGH.
So, uh...does this mean no charges PERIOD? If yes, well, we're pretty screwed. If not, well...
I begin believing in myself: 1/5
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...Do we need a goal amidst this chaos? What difference will it make? We all know how this will end; the 'good guys' win, the 'bad guys' lose, they all suffer the same fate.
I go searching around for the room with the most metal (Forge, Armory, Cast iron pot collection, Garage) and drop a Tiberium crystal in. I watch it incorporate the metal and apply pressure to the walls of the room as it continues to grow, plant-like.
So, uh...does this mean no charges PERIOD? If yes, well, we're pretty screwed. If not, well...
/NULL Scratch said to not continue charges from earlier. We're able to make new ones, but I don't see the point as of right now.
Oh, I hope the Nether is alright....
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THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
(just one question, why is it that it has been stated that the charge cap will go up and yet we've gone through half of this entire game without it raising? How long has the charge cap been 40 now? five months? At least since before the intermission started.)
Dang it, I was late. I hate missing rounds.
I put out a +3 trade.
I can't continue charges from before? I only have two of my charges designated, everything else was in storage, I'm basically carrying them as inventory items, and I also have the energy obliterator stored.
21/40
10/15 x2
Argh, all this weird puzzle crap! This is going to suck. I almost agree. But now we can actually kill stuff hand-to-hand and have a good chance at doing it quickly. piono.
Yeah? Did you pack everything up?
Yep, even the trucks. Then what was the portal for?
I dunno, for show? Okay. Good. We're ready then. Wait wait! Where are you going... *sigh* If you're wondering what that was about, piono just placed the reinforced semi truck, got in, and drove down the hallway at full speed into the firewood guardians. The room should be lit long enough by the headlights for the players to get out of the way, but other than that, I'm not sure how well his attempt to run over the firewood guardians is going to go. Anyway, while he's busy trying to find things that will be useful for us to break, I'm going to investigate the Basement. I take out a torch, apply some of my glue (never leave home without an arts and crafts kit!) and throw the torch down into the hole after lighting it, illuminating whatever is down there, and possibly catching anything on fire that is flammable. Maybe I should have used a flashlight.
h Move left
s(Farmer's_Firing_Range){Chandelier} Strafe the chandelier with the Farmer's Firing Range
l Move left
l move farther right
#conduct List Challenges
s(Farmer's_Firing_Range){Firewood_Soldiers} Strafe the Firewood Soldiers with the Farmer's Firing Range
CC: Hello, Scratch. I take it you've transitioned to the "new game" well?
CC: Yes. I have. Some of your colleagues have not.
CC: Say, do you know the location of good items for my furniture fort?
CC: I need a good centerpiece. Hmm... Well, there is one such item on the First Floor.
CC: !
CC: What is it? A magnificent vase, with fifteen indents in a circle around it.
CC: =O I've misplaced its name, but it is on this floor. However, there is bad news.
CC: What? It is guarded by a very powerful enemy, and its location is not easily accessible. However, you could access it from your current location.
CC: Okay. All you have to do is do what Talist did last turn.
CC: Also, would the chandelier look nice on my fort? Oh, no no no.
CC: I'm planning on removing it from the ceiling. A chandelier's place is ON the ceiling, Ire. It's no good anywhere else.
CC: Whaaaaat? Just as I am an excellent host, you should be an excellent guest.
CC: Aw.
CC: But I want a chandelierrrrrrrr
CC: I'll give it a face and make it a pokemon, too
CC: AND WE SHALL GET THAT VASE With the Fourth Wall broken, you could probably do that. But, it's highly impractical, and very stupid.
CC: There is nothing stupid about this plan.
CC: It's HIGHLY logical. No, it isn't.
CC: But Pokemon are awesomeeee Perhaps it appeals to the sensibilities of young children and adults. I am not a young children or a young adult. I am a being thousands of years old, with a cueball for a head, and no means for genetic reproduction.
CC: Say, may I ask you a "real" question? Go ahead.
CC: What creatures live here?
CC: It can't be the Felt; we killed them already.
CC: Is there Shale Imps, or... Oh, I wouldn't say that. You saw how, using your Sacred Pool Balls, you were able to summon them good as new.
CC: Yeah. Time is very bendable and flimsy to The Felt.
CC: Ah. They can be summoned from alternate timelines, the past, the future... So, it's possible that you could find them in my manor. Although, I'm not sure anyone would want to, given the three-month long boss fight that was their ensemble.
CC: Yeah. At least they served their purpose, in the end.
CC: Also, I still want to cut that chandelier down.
CC: It's just begging to be cut down.
CC: Especially given the flooring
CC: It's begging to be destroyed, adventure-game style Well. If you feel that it is necessary and proper for it to be destroyed, I will not stop you.
CC: Don't worry: I'll duct-tape it back together
CC: After it smashes into the floor That would be kind... However, you may worry about what would happen if you broke the chandelier.
CC: As some random jock in school would say...
CC: #yolo
CC: (oh god don't kill me for that) I cannot condone such rude behavior as this. Apologize.
CC: OH GOD I'M SORRY
CC: YOU CAN HAVE A CHAIR
CC: IT'S A VERY NICE CHAIR
CC: IT HAS LIKE A BUILT-IN POOL BALL DISPENSER
CC: VERY NICE
CC: HIGH QUALITY Alright. I accept your chair.
CC: Yay! However... May I note one thing?
CC: What? It seems that you all haven't been asking me big questions. In the alpha timeline, the people I contacted were very... eager to ask questions. And I would answer them. Always truthfully of course, since lies of omission depend on the eye of the beholder.
CC: I'll ask something big, then.
CC: Is Twin actually dead? Define "actually."
CC: As in: "dead, no respawns, gg, gameover" According to all convential laws of Minecraft, yes.
CC: Oh.
CC: However, this isn't normal Minecraft, is it?
CC: I mean, there's circles and stuff No. It's not.
CC: So he CAN be brought back. Not by you.
CC: Hm. If he could hypothetically come back, it would have to be of his own accord.
CC: Alright... Resurrection is a tricky thing. Only a few people in history have ever successfully done such a task. You'll have to see if TwinBuilder ranks among them.
CC: Except Dave. Dave's been brought back to life several times.
CC: Dave simply refuses to die. Well, this is a video game, technically. You have to suspend disbelief with these things.
CC: Well, yeah.
CC: Scratch, don't you need to work on posting?
CC: You are GM now, remember? As a matter of fact, I do. So, I will drop this conversation for the time being.
CC: Alright. I will see you in due time.
CC: Nice talking with you.
CC: Goodbye.
CC: Also, the chair I owe you is in the mail. Why, thank you.
CC: :3
Why, hello there, Kayne.
GC: Oy. Hello.
GC: So, why do you honor me with your presence Doc Scratch? I was just looking for someone to have a chat with, seeing that, as a Game Master, my one job is to sit at a computer. Not frightfully exciting, but I'm sure that someone with as much charisma and patience as I could handle it. I also decided to contact you to tell you that I'm going to be updating shortly. You may choose to look at the status of the game in a couple of minutes, if you wish, to check how it's doing. Personally, I find that the players have adapted quite well to the sudden change. Well, almost all of them, anyway.
GC: Not all of us have quite the same ability to adapt to changes as you, my lord. That I've noticed. Particulary two players will have to be kept track of. 5l1n65h07, for one. Additionally, Piono, pionoplayer's alt. They seem to have a keen ability, or one would say, disability, of not following the rules. And as I've mentioned previously, I detest rulebreakers. I'll find ways to account for their shenanigans and misadventures in due time.
GC: I presume that ypu have planned something that'll make Piono fall as soon as the end of the first floor?
GC: *you Well, not quite. It's in my best intentions to give these players a proper adventure game. Something that TwinBuilder, for all his accomplishments, could never have done. He doesn't have the powers of a true First Guardian. Neither did TT2000. Yet I do. So, this game will get more complex as my narrative continues to unfold... And this will undoubtedly stretch to, as you and I said, finding ways to account for shenanigans.
GC: Well, that sounds good. Should any of the two prime suspects go "a little too much" in the wrong way, i could keep my eye on them as well, even if they do not rival your foresight. Well, even my foresight is, admittedly, not omniscient enough. The dark spots still exist, even in this doomed timeline of mine. They're as maddening as ever, but it allows me to decipher what's going on for myself, which is something I feel every being should have the chance of doing at least once. That said, it would be helpful if you could keep an eye on them.
GC: It'll be my pleasure. especiall after the incident with Future Piono who kept, as my fellow commoners would say, cockblocking our attacks. He will be my main priority.
GC: *Especially Good. I'm glad that we have come to an agreement on that subject. Perhaps I will be able to pull some strings along the way. All I'll have to do will be talking to people, and standing near people. And I'm very good at both of those things, so neither should be any worry.
Hat: Chaotic Nickel Amassment of Hats
Cosmetic: Up All Night
Robo K4yne's Hotbar
Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Laserkind, Controllerkind
Primary: The Black Flag
Secondary: Bombs For Blasting At You
Melee: The Maroon Marvel
Hat: The Treasure of Blackbeard
Cosmetic: Davy Jones' Helmet
Cosmetic II: One Errant Twitch
> K4yne: Grapple the Boar with the rod form of the Chaos's Sinker, slashing it back to its initial position with the sword form and cast Fire for good measure. > R. K.: Cheer for us. It shall then be glorious.
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Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Strife time, eh? Well, to start, since its apparently so dark, I strap a green lantern to my back, and I become a beacon! That may attract the monsters to me, but let them come! I pull out Starry Night and prepare to move to attack or counter!
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Posts:
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I equip the Iron Armor beneath my Enderdragon Hoodie, and then...
COMBAT OPERANDI: TELESLASH
I teleport (with the Hand of Pearl, of course) right into the Hallway, behind a Firewood Guardian and TELESLASH it with the Enderdragon's Scythe.
NOTE TO SELF: Tear up Wallpaper. Scratch told me to do what Talist did last turn.
"Thank you for the swor-ugh I don't feel too well..."
I then proceed to vomit on the boar, giving it sickness II, Poison I and Nausea II.
I wash my mouth out with water from the tap.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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ACHIEVEMENT GET ~ Hasta La Vista Get banned from the game.
You know what? In order to avoid conflict, I'll use this newly installed software I've included in the Update Terminal. The BanHammer.
Now I'll just type in your name, and... there. You're completely banned from the game. And, just so you know, I've accounted for your hacking powers as well.
The only way you can circumvent the ban is by promising you will not disrupt the game in any way, shape, or form whatsoever.
I will not tolerate rule-breakers.
FINE.
But heed my warning, the FIFTH ANGEL will take you down!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Oh, please don't swear at me. If anything, swear at your prior GM, TwinBuilder. He was the one who initiated this rule back in December 2013, during Zero Hour.
You cannot use your GAHMD. It seems it did not make the jump to my manor. Such a shame. I would have certainly enjoyed watching my home be burnt into ashes.
That was a joke, for those who aren't very skilled in the craft of humor.
Hee hee.
You equip your Iron Helmet, Chestplate, Leggings, and Boots.
ACHIEVEMENT GET ~ Armor Up
Equip a full set of armor.
Reward: +10 Defense
That's not a real Defense stat, so don't bother taking it into account.
You take out your Diamond Pickaxe as well. However, you find that you cannot break my beautiful hard-wood floor. It seems that it's protected somehow. It also seems that the laws of Minecraft may not apply here...
No it doesn't, as my universe's Fourth Wall, and your universes's Fourth Walls, the things keeping our universes from interacting with each other, are destroyed, and so copyright laws really have no effect.
Alchemies are not allowed, period, regardless of what universe you're in right now, so that brings down Wilson's current value a bit. I'll allow you to relay his actions, though, because it provides a window into the Battlefield.
You check your inventory.
AEGISA095 INVENTORY:
Diamond Sword / Diamond Pickaxe / Torch x128 / Iron Helmet / Iron Chestplate / Iron Leggings / Iron Boots / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / Overkill Minirail / Carnage In A Cylinder / Mana's Secret Weapon / The Fried Eggs / The Circuit Breaker / The Horizon Event / Tick Tock / Ze Ubercharger / Shattered Souls / Metal Storm / The Crismon Vortex / Batter Up
As a matter of fact, you do not. Your inventory consists of some base items, plus your alchemies. I've only listed a few here for convinence.
You try to break the walls, but it seems that the wallpaper protects them.
You search for objects on the desks of the Library. Irecreeper has pilfered most of them for use in his fort, but he piled all the objects on top of them in a neat pile.
You locate the pile and put the objects in the Group Inventory.
Group Inventory:
+1 Astrolabe
+20 Gun Magazines
+3 Heart Containers
+1 Compass
+1 Clock
+50 Captchalogue Cards
You run down to the other end of the Hallway. However, while you do so, you see the figures in shadow take on shape. They leap out at you and you forced to step back. The figures wield blades in their hands and appear to be malicious...
You are now accosted by a pair of Firewood Soldiers. Strife is inevitable.
You were not selected because of the point you just made. Whilst you have residual First Guardian powers, I am a full First Guardian. Additionally, I can learn relatively quickly, which I have and am doing.
You grip the Green Chest and attempt to open it. It looks like it's starting to budge... You'll need further help, however.
You put on your full set of Iron Armor.
ACHIEVEMENT GET ~ Jump!
Jump.
This does absolutely nothing.
There's no skill tree in this game. The inclusion of one would be pointless and unneeded.
You take out Problem Sleuth and start reading it.
> secret_scribe1: Read Problem Sleuth.
You take out an especially large book, titled, "PROBLEM SLEUTH." However, upon closer examination, the book is hollow, and inside lie 5 smaller books. They are:
Problem Sleuth Book 1: "Compensation, Adequate"
Problem Sleuth Book 2: "This is Complete Gorilla"
Problem Sleuth Book 3: "Suitor to the Sodajerk's Confidante"
Problem Sleuth Book 4: "Black Liquid Sorrow"
Problem Sleuth Book 5: "Sepulchritude"
You decide to read Book 1. You take it out of its cover and sit down in a chair.
Well, this will undoubtedly be an interesting read. You place the anthology of Problem Sleuth, bar the first book, in the Group Inventory.
Group Inventory:
+1 Problem Sleuth Anthology
You equip your SILVER BOW to your right hand.
ACHIEVEMENT GET ~ Equippage
Equip yourself with an item.
Reward: +4 Charisma
You enter the KITCHEN with ninjatwist321 and K4yne.
You examine the room.
Unsurprisingly, the KITCHEN is just as uniformly green as the rest of the rooms your group has encountered so far. The room's floor is not made of wood like the rest of the house, but of stone; still green, of course. Inside the room is three doors.
The east one is the one you just came through.
The north one has a sign above it that reads CLOSET.
The west one has a sign above it that reads BALCONY.
Inside of the room are countertops and many different drawers and closets, presumably for foodstuffs. There is a microwave, stove, oven, refrigerator, and freezer as well, plus a table and chairs for sitting in.
You check your inventory.
NIMBLEGUY INVENTORY:
Diamond Sword / Diamond Pickaxe / Torch x128 / Iron Helmet / Iron Chestplate / Iron Leggings / Iron Boots / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / Raspberry Pi
You check the list of Achievements.
ACHIEVEMENT GET! ~ Too Meta
Check the list of achievements.
TAKEN ACHIEVEMENTS:
Status Quo / Successfully check your inventory.
Live And Let Live / Convince a friend to not be destructive.
Exploratorium / Take in your surroundings.
A Novel Idea / Read a book.
Hit and Miss / Try to attack an entity, but find there are none.
Hello World / Observe yourself.
Finders Keepers / Put an item in your inventory.
Nice Save / Save your game.
Opening Doors / Enter another room from your spawnpoint.
Hasta La Vista / Get banned from the game.
Quickly Retrieve Arms / Search for weapons.
Public Domain / Add an item to the Group Inventory.
Please Send Help / Attempt to figure out your location.
Brick By Brick / Build a fort.
Armor Up / Equip a full set of armor.
Too Meta / Check the list of achievements.
LOCKED ACHIEVEMENTS:
Strife!
Victorious
Another One Gone
All Clear
Demeofunalephobia
Black Liquid Sorrow
Deus Ex Machina
Continue
Not In Kansas
Ascend
Ascend Again
Ascend Further
Apotheosis
Oh, come now. You didn't think I'd say how to get them all, did you? And this isn't even all of them. There's a lot of secret achievements, too. Try to find them all...
It appears that your techno-skills have been disabled. You're going to have to find all of the books manually. Additionally, your Raspberry Pi's powers have also been similarly disabled.
Oh, can it, Minor. I think you and I both know that this is much more than just a game. As Jeb the Scholar said, you have to open your mind to the possibilities. Then, you'll see.
And how exactly would the "real" me be more helpful to the "good guys"? We both share opposite goals.
You head into the KITCHEN.
With you and secret_scribe1 both helping each other, you open the chest! Inside, you find contents that will no doubt be helpful in your quests to come. You take what you find and put it in the Group Inventory.
GROUP INVENTORY:
+10 Gun Magazines
+1 Machine Gun
+1 Sniper Rifle
+4 Shotguns
+2 Pistols
+1 Miniguns
+50 Ammo Packs
You shuffle around your inventory.
TALIST INVENTORY:
-1 Stallion's Spectrum
-1 Protector's Void
You check your inventory.
THE_SERPENT INVENTORY:
Diamond Sword / Diamond Pickaxe / Torch x128 / Iron Helmet / Iron Chestplate / Iron Leggings / Iron Boots / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / The Crosscircle / Red Suit of Death / Don't Bleed on the Suits / Calliope Shirt / XBlade of Xperience / Palutena's Bow / Palutena's Bludgeoner / Hell's Instrument / Unagi Blade
You equip HELL'S INSTRUMENT.
You pull back a curtain on the window, revealing a landscape that looks like an entire city, just made out of green buildings. There appears to be what looks like, to you, two moons in the starlit sky.
You equip THE CROSSCIRCLE. You use its natural light to reveal the stuffed head at the back wall. It's revealed as... My Godmodder. IT'S REVEALED AS...
A cueball on a plaque. Phew. You were worried for a second there.
Hmm... More manipulative and smug than I? Well, I possess both of those qualities, even if they aren't as apparent yet. However, I will not that I seem to be taking a more active role in the story than if I was in the alpha timeline... Interesting.
You check your inventory.
FSEFTR INVENTORY:
Diamond Sword / Diamond Pickaxe / Torch x128 / Iron Helmet / Iron Chestplate / Iron Leggings / Iron Boots / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / Red Barrels / The Charged Uber / Lachanophobia / Umbrella Warfare
You equip UMBRELLA WARFARE.
You walk down to the other end of the room and find the Firewood Soldiers that TT2000 has encountered. It appears that they are hostile...
The Green Chest was already opened.
You check your inventory.
IRECREEPER INVENTORY:
Diamond Sword / Diamond Pickaxe / Torch x128 / Iron Helmet / Iron Chestplate / Iron Leggings / Iron Boots / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / Enderdragon Hoodie / Boom-Tipped Scope / Antimatter Bayonet / Golden Snow Gun / Enderdragon's Scythe
You equip the ENDERDRAGON HOODIE.
You equip the ENDERDRAGON'S SCYTHE.
Your note is noted.
As luck would have it, you find some turkey in a drawer and start cooking it. This will produce 3 COOKED CHICKEN that can be used to restore health.
The Green Chest was already opened.
The only two other doors in the KITCHEN are the CLOSET and BALCONY. Neither look promising. But wait a minute... You're a Minecraft avatar. Why would need to use the restroom?
Interesting... I don't fully remember teleporting you here. It must be the dark spots in my mind. Wait. Oh, I see. You've been watching from a distance, haven't you? Interesting.
I take it you know how to play as it is.
You check your inventory.
MANIACMASTER INVENTORY:
Diamond Sword / Diamond Pickaxe / Torch x128 / Iron Helmet / Iron Chestplate / Iron Leggings / Iron Boots / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2
Since you haven't alchemized, and can't at this time, you only have base items.
You examine the LIBRARY.
The LIBRARY is colored in various values of green, and is stacked with tens of bookshelves. There are doors on three of the four walls, and hanging from the ceiling is an ornate chandelier that could never fall in any way whatsoever, so don't even try.
Right below the chandelier is a newly installed section of floorboards that is slightly brittle. Throughout the room are desks, luxurious chairs, and pictures of an alien planet.
The door behind where you spawned is huge and heavily ornate. It has a keyhole.
The door on the left wall has a sign that reads, "KITCHEN".
The door on the right wall has a sign that reads, "HALLWAY".
You enter the HALLWAY.
You are now in the long HALLWAY. It runs vertically down, and you can make out another door at the other end. Lamps hand from the walls, illuminating the slightly narrow hall. There are windows, but they are all draped so you cannot see what is on the other side. The other end of the hall is very dark... You can see some sort of stuffed head at the other side, and figures moving in shadow.
You equip THE FARMER'S FIRING RANGE.
The figures have been identified as Firewood Soldiers. It seems they are hostile.
Would you like to save your game?
Y / N
> Y
Saving...
Game saved.
The Green Chest has been opened.
Barring the two doors leading to the Kitchen and Hallway, the only other options appear to be:
The huge ornate door that leads south,
And the rickety flooring. But your goal is to go up, not down.
The Green chest has already been opened. You only needed two players, not seven or so.
You are now in the KITCHEN.
You find and equip a POCKET KNIFE.
Oh dear, engie. Why were you searching through the garbage? Tsk. I had that all cleaned up. No matter.
ENGIENINJA INVENTORY:
+1 Diet Coke
+1 Model Airplane
+1 Television
Unfortunately, you cannot pocket the Dead Body and the Wild Boar. Additionally, it seems that the Boar is very angry that you and your friends have interrupted his rest.
Strife is unavoidable. Prepare to fight.
Again, none around.
You check your inventory.
DEMONICDAVINCI INVENTORY:
Diamond Sword / Diamond Pickaxe / Torch x128 / Iron Helmet / Iron Chestplate / Iron Leggings / Iron Boots / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / Minecart with Sentry Gun / The Forgecrusher / Scrap Metal x10 / Stimpaks x7
It appears you have retained some of your Auto-Doc items.
Hmm. I should have made myself more clear. Well, you live and learn in your adventures through Game Mastering, I presume.
The point is, you are still in Antichamber. I don't know the specifics, but it seems that you being there will be highly relevant to the story in due time. I advise that you continue your Antilogs. I will collaborate with you in doing so.
AMPERZ4ND INVENTORY:
Diamond Sword / Diamond Pickaxe / Torch x128 / Iron Helmet / Iron Chestplate / Iron Leggings / Iron Boots / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / Advanced-Powered Adminium War Armor / Monochromium Sword / Antiparticle Beam Cannon / The Mercurian Malady
BACKUP BOX:
Steaks x64 / Golden Apples x3 / Cobblestone x128 / Wooden Planks x128 / Nether Wart x32
You should probably share the Backup Box supplies with a group.
Interesting... It seems that your inventory is different than most.
K4YNE HOTBAR:
Primary: Hellspawn
Melee: Chaos's Sinker
Hat: Chaotic Nickel Amassment of Hats
Cosmetic: Up All Night
ROBO-K4YNE HOTBAR:
Primay: The Black Flag
Secondary: Bombs For Throwing At You
Melee: The Maroon Marvel
Hat: The Treasure of Blackbeard
Cosmetic: Davy Jones's Helmet
Cosmetic II: One Errant Twitch
Your Strife Portfolio is also notable.
You examine the REFRIDGERATOR.
REFRIDGERATOR INVENTORY:
Milk
Water Bottles x10
Cheese x4
Butter
Orange Juice
Diet Coke
Unfortunately, that is all you can see, as your party is accosted by a Wild Boar.
You may grasp for both of those things by reading the original post, which can be found in this account's signature.
You give Leonstar0 +5 Common Sense and +7 Sanity.
ACHIEVEMENT GET ~ Supporter
Help a newly-spawned player.
Reward: +8 Awesomeness
Leonstar loses -5 Common Sense and -7 Sanity.
ACHIEVEMENT GET ~ How Rude!
Reject someone's help.
Reward: +4 Inpoliteness
You head to the left, and enter the KITCHEN.
You examine the SINK and promptly empty your stomach's contents into it.
Leonstar loses -8 Saturation and gains +2 Hunger and +2 Sickness.
K4yne flinches at your insane shouting.
You are still in the HALLWAY, remember? You're about to initate Strife.
However, you take a Green Lamp from the wall.
TT2000 INVENTORY:
+1 Green Lamp.
Oh, I'm sure there would have been some differences depending on who won the duel between Build and Split, but overall, the end result would have been the same: I would have killed the winner regardless.
And I'm sure both of them knew that.
Ah. Yet another thing that your previous Game Master forgot to do. You briefly return to the LIBRARY and take Pesterchum 101.
K4YNE INVENTORY:
+1 Pesterchum 101.
You then head back into the KITCHEN and answer ninjatwist321.
Of the three rooms you've explored, none of them would be suitable for your inclinations.
Spraying every surface with CD Cleaner won't fix the game.
It's Scratched. Permanently.
You're going to play by my rules, or else it'll be a lot more than Scratched.
The Turkey's cooking raises to 3/5.
As you are still in the HALLWAY, you obtain all 10 Green Lamps along the walls. Bad idea. The room's now completely dark.
TT2000 INVENTORY:
+9 Green Lamps
You give Leonstar0 a First Blade.
LEONSTAR0 INVENTORY:
+1 First Blade
Hmm...
You successfully cut the chain holding the CHANDELIER to the ceiling. It tumbles down, and crashes straight through the BRITTLE FLOORING, destroying it. The chandelier tumbles into the darkness below...
ACHIEVEMENT GET ~ Demeofunalephobia
Make a chandelier crash onto the floor.
Ah, that reminds me. I should talk to you as well...
You enter the KITCHEN.
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So, for a recap on all three rooms:
The Chandelier has left a Gaping Hole. Exploring it will probably yield plentiful results, but remember, your goal is to work your way up, not down. Perhaps you can come back there when you've gathered more strength.
Additionally, the Rolled-Up Scroll has a Band that needs breaking. If you search around, you may find an instrument that will do the trick.
In the Kitchen, the Wild Boar that engie_ninja found inside the Garbage Bin is very angry. There is only one response:
In the Hallway, everything is concealed in darkness, bar the sole undraped window that lets in some light. The Firewood Guardians ready their lances. Their intentions are clear: You're not making your way to the other side without a fight. There is only one response:
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Scratch's Manor:
First Floor - Discovered Rooms: Library, Kitchen, Hallway
Library - Players:
5l1n65h07: [N]
rougesteelproject: [N]
DemonicDaVinci: [N]
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N]
Irecreeper: [AG] Equipped: ENDERDRAGON'S SCYTHE, ENDERDRAGON HOODIE.
pionoplayer: [AG]
Aegis-A095: [AG]
Talist: [AG] Equipped: IRON ARMOR.
Amperz4nd: [AG]
Nimbleguy: [AG]
Dimentiosome: [AG]
Flare Flames: [AG]
TheLordErelye: [AG]
ManiacMaster: [AG]
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Library - Objects of Interest:
Books:
The Nature of Split Personalities by Vanill A.
First Guardians for Dummies by Q. Ball
The First Block and Other Legends by Jens Bergensten
Pesterchum 101 by ectoBiologist
The Scratch by R.L.
Problem Sleuth by Andrew Hussie
Rolled-Up Scroll. Protected by Unbreakable Band.
Large and Ornate Door. Leads South. Has giant keyhole.
Left Wall Door. Leads to Kitchen.
Right Wall Door. Leads to Hallway.
Furniture Fort. Created with tables and chairs, by Irecreeper. Housing Irecreeper.
Gaping Hole. Left where the Brittle Floor and Chandelier once were.
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Kitchen - Players:
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 20/20. Equipped: POCKET KNIFE.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 20/20.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: SILVER BOW.
Minor107: [AG] HP: 20/20.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: HELLSPAWN, CHAOS'S SINKER. Reading: Pesterchum 101.
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Kitchen - Objects of Interest:
Wild Boar: [
East Wall Door. Leads back to Library.
West Wall Door. Leads to Balcony.
North Wall Door. Leads to Closet.
Refridgerator. Contains various items.
Stove.
Oven. Currently cooking a Turkey. [4/5]
Garbage Bin. Contains Dead Body.
Sink. Contains Vomit.
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Hallway - Players:
secret_scribe1: [N] Equipped: IRON ARMOR, THE FARMER'S FIRING RANGE. Reading: Problem Sleuth Book 1.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 20/20.
fseftr: [PG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: UMBRELLA WARFARE.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: THE CROSSCIRCLE, HELL'S INSTRUMENT.
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Hallway - Objects of Interest:
Firewood Soldier: [
Firewood Soldier: [
Draped Windows.
Green Door. At other end of Hallway.
Mounted Cueball Trophy. At end of Hallway.
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Group Inventory:
1 Chair / 1 Astrolabe / 30 Gun Magazines / 3 Heart Containers / 1 Compass / 1 Clock / 50 Captchalogue Cards / 1 Problem Sleuth Anthology / 1 Machine Gun / 1 Sniper Rifle / 4 Shotguns / 2 Pistols / 1 Minigun / 50 Ammo Packs
...
Okay, umm...
...
...I attempt to use 'Find my Friends' on ninjatwist, hopefully learning a bit more about where I am. I'm sure we can succeed. If not I just need to go kidnap another few gods, blow up the planet their moon is orbiting, evolve some form of sentient life there, start a sburb game, create a first guardian BLAH BLAH BLAH. UGH.
So, uh...does this mean no charges PERIOD? If yes, well, we're pretty screwed. If not, well...
I begin believing in myself: 1/5
/NULL Scratch said to not continue charges from earlier. We're able to make new ones, but I don't see the point as of right now.
Oh, I hope the Nether is alright....
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Dang it, I was late. I hate missing rounds.
I put out a +3 trade.
I can't continue charges from before? I only have two of my charges designated, everything else was in storage, I'm basically carrying them as inventory items, and I also have the energy obliterator stored.
21/40
10/15 x2
Argh, all this weird puzzle crap! This is going to suck.
I almost agree. But now we can actually kill stuff hand-to-hand and have a good chance at doing it quickly.
piono.
Yeah?
Did you pack everything up?
Yep, even the trucks.
Then what was the portal for?
I dunno, for show?
Okay. Good. We're ready then.
Wait wait! Where are you going... *sigh*
If you're wondering what that was about, piono just placed the reinforced semi truck, got in, and drove down the hallway at full speed into the firewood guardians. The room should be lit long enough by the headlights for the players to get out of the way, but other than that, I'm not sure how well his attempt to run over the firewood guardians is going to go.
Anyway, while he's busy trying to find things that will be useful for us to break, I'm going to investigate the Basement. I take out a torch, apply some of my glue (never leave home without an arts and crafts kit!) and throw the torch down into the hole after lighting it, illuminating whatever is down there, and possibly catching anything on fire that is flammable.
Maybe I should have used a flashlight.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
> Stand on cube, move cube as high as possible, jump through frame when high enough
s(Farmer's_Firing_Range){Chandelier} Strafe the chandelier with the Farmer's Firing Range
l Move left
l move farther right
#conduct List Challenges
s(Farmer's_Firing_Range){Firewood_Soldiers} Strafe the Firewood Soldiers with the Farmer's Firing Range
If Engie has to do this alone, I put on my armor, go to the balcony, and look around.
(I'm AG by the way)
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Hello there, Ire.
CC: Hello, Scratch.
I take it you've transitioned to the "new game" well?
CC: Yes. I have.
Some of your colleagues have not.
CC: Say, do you know the location of good items for my furniture fort?
CC: I need a good centerpiece.
Hmm...
Well, there is one such item on the First Floor.
CC: !
CC: What is it?
A magnificent vase, with fifteen indents in a circle around it.
CC: =O
I've misplaced its name, but it is on this floor. However, there is bad news.
CC: What?
It is guarded by a very powerful enemy, and its location is not easily accessible.
However, you could access it from your current location.
CC: Okay.
All you have to do is do what Talist did last turn.
CC: Also, would the chandelier look nice on my fort?
Oh, no no no.
CC: I'm planning on removing it from the ceiling.
A chandelier's place is ON the ceiling, Ire. It's no good anywhere else.
CC: Whaaaaat?
Just as I am an excellent host, you should be an excellent guest.
CC: Aw.
CC: But I want a chandelierrrrrrrr
CC: I'll give it a face and make it a pokemon, too
CC: AND WE SHALL GET THAT VASE
With the Fourth Wall broken, you could probably do that.
But, it's highly impractical, and very stupid.
CC: There is nothing stupid about this plan.
CC: It's HIGHLY logical.
No, it isn't.
CC: But Pokemon are awesomeeee
Perhaps it appeals to the sensibilities of young children and adults. I am not a young children or a young adult.
I am a being thousands of years old, with a cueball for a head, and no means for genetic reproduction.
CC: Say, may I ask you a "real" question?
Go ahead.
CC: What creatures live here?
CC: It can't be the Felt; we killed them already.
CC: Is there Shale Imps, or...
Oh, I wouldn't say that.
You saw how, using your Sacred Pool Balls, you were able to summon them good as new.
CC: Yeah.
Time is very bendable and flimsy to The Felt.
CC: Ah.
They can be summoned from alternate timelines, the past, the future...
So, it's possible that you could find them in my manor. Although, I'm not sure anyone would want to, given the three-month long boss fight that was their ensemble.
CC: Yeah.
At least they served their purpose, in the end.
CC: Also, I still want to cut that chandelier down.
CC: It's just begging to be cut down.
CC: Especially given the flooring
CC: It's begging to be destroyed, adventure-game style
Well.
If you feel that it is necessary and proper for it to be destroyed, I will not stop you.
CC: Don't worry: I'll duct-tape it back together
CC: After it smashes into the floor
That would be kind...
However, you may worry about what would happen if you broke the chandelier.
CC: As some random jock in school would say...
CC: #yolo
CC: (oh god don't kill me for that)
I cannot condone such rude behavior as this.
Apologize.
CC: OH GOD I'M SORRY
CC: YOU CAN HAVE A CHAIR
CC: IT'S A VERY NICE CHAIR
CC: IT HAS LIKE A BUILT-IN POOL BALL DISPENSER
CC: VERY NICE
CC: HIGH QUALITY
Alright.
I accept your chair.
CC: Yay!
However... May I note one thing?
CC: What?
It seems that you all haven't been asking me big questions.
In the alpha timeline, the people I contacted were very... eager to ask questions.
And I would answer them. Always truthfully of course, since lies of omission depend on the eye of the beholder.
CC: I'll ask something big, then.
CC: Is Twin actually dead?
Define "actually."
CC: As in: "dead, no respawns, gg, gameover"
According to all convential laws of Minecraft, yes.
CC: Oh.
CC: However, this isn't normal Minecraft, is it?
CC: I mean, there's circles and stuff
No. It's not.
CC: So he CAN be brought back.
Not by you.
CC: Hm.
If he could hypothetically come back, it would have to be of his own accord.
CC: Alright...
Resurrection is a tricky thing. Only a few people in history have ever successfully done such a task.
You'll have to see if TwinBuilder ranks among them.
CC: Except Dave. Dave's been brought back to life several times.
CC: Dave simply refuses to die.
Well, this is a video game, technically. You have to suspend disbelief with these things.
CC: Well, yeah.
CC: Scratch, don't you need to work on posting?
CC: You are GM now, remember?
As a matter of fact, I do.
So, I will drop this conversation for the time being.
CC: Alright.
I will see you in due time.
CC: Nice talking with you.
CC: Goodbye.
CC: Also, the chair I owe you is in the mail.
Why, thank you.
CC: :3
Why, hello there, Kayne.
GC: Oy. Hello.
GC: So, why do you honor me with your presence Doc Scratch?
I was just looking for someone to have a chat with, seeing that, as a Game Master, my one job is to sit at a computer.
Not frightfully exciting, but I'm sure that someone with as much charisma and patience as I could handle it.
I also decided to contact you to tell you that I'm going to be updating shortly.
You may choose to look at the status of the game in a couple of minutes, if you wish, to check how it's doing. Personally, I find that the players have adapted quite well to the sudden change.
Well, almost all of them, anyway.
GC: Not all of us have quite the same ability to adapt to changes as you, my lord.
That I've noticed.
Particulary two players will have to be kept track of. 5l1n65h07, for one.
Additionally, Piono, pionoplayer's alt.
They seem to have a keen ability, or one would say, disability, of not following the rules.
And as I've mentioned previously, I detest rulebreakers.
I'll find ways to account for their shenanigans and misadventures in due time.
GC: I presume that ypu have planned something that'll make Piono fall as soon as the end of the first floor?
GC: *you
Well, not quite.
It's in my best intentions to give these players a proper adventure game.
Something that TwinBuilder, for all his accomplishments, could never have done.
He doesn't have the powers of a true First Guardian. Neither did TT2000.
Yet I do. So, this game will get more complex as my narrative continues to unfold... And this will undoubtedly stretch to, as you and I said, finding ways to account for shenanigans.
GC: Well, that sounds good. Should any of the two prime suspects go "a little too much" in the wrong way, i could keep my eye on them as well, even if they do not rival your foresight.
Well, even my foresight is, admittedly, not omniscient enough. The dark spots still exist, even in this doomed timeline of mine.
They're as maddening as ever, but it allows me to decipher what's going on for myself, which is something I feel every being should have the chance of doing at least once.
That said, it would be helpful if you could keep an eye on them.
GC: It'll be my pleasure. especiall after the incident with Future Piono who kept, as my fellow commoners would say, cockblocking our attacks. He will be my main priority.
GC: *Especially
Good. I'm glad that we have come to an agreement on that subject.
Perhaps I will be able to pull some strings along the way.
All I'll have to do will be talking to people, and standing near people. And I'm very good at both of those things, so neither should be any worry.
Heey. Missed me?
Probably not.
I walk to the Kitchen.... and examine it, because it's probably the only thing I can do.
Spells Casted: 37/200
Afterwards, I pick a book off one of the shelves and begin to read it.
Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Cuekind, Swordkind, Rodkind
Primary: Hellspawn
Melee: Chaos's Sinker
Hat: Chaotic Nickel Amassment of Hats
Cosmetic: Up All Night
Robo K4yne's Hotbar
Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Laserkind, Controllerkind
Primary: The Black Flag
Secondary: Bombs For Blasting At You
Melee: The Maroon Marvel
Hat: The Treasure of Blackbeard
Cosmetic: Davy Jones' Helmet
Cosmetic II: One Errant Twitch
> K4yne: Grapple the Boar with the rod form of the Chaos's Sinker, slashing it back to its initial position with the sword form and cast Fire for good measure.
> R. K.: Cheer for us. It shall then be glorious.
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I charge a really cool X attack 1/10
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
I equip the Iron Armor beneath my Enderdragon Hoodie, and then...
COMBAT OPERANDI: TELESLASH
I teleport (with the Hand of Pearl, of course) right into the Hallway, behind a Firewood Guardian and TELESLASH it with the Enderdragon's Scythe.
NOTE TO SELF: Tear up Wallpaper. Scratch told me to do what Talist did last turn.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
I then proceed to vomit on the boar, giving it sickness II, Poison I and Nausea II.
I wash my mouth out with water from the tap.
FINE.
But heed my warning, the FIFTH ANGEL will take you down!
Bomb of the forbidden attack: 10/25
SERVER CRASHER: 20/100
I'll be making my great escape now!