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"Wait, there's a kitchen?"

I immediately run into it, pocket the largest knife I can find, and search through the food.

"Okay, vegtarian crap, toss that over there... Diet coke, keep that... A dead person, keep that too... A model airplane... A television... A very angry wild boar... Hold on, dead person?"

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No need. You reverted to your original form when you entered my manor. I made sure of that.

Thanks! You're not as bad as I perceived you to be. I continue searching for a washroom, as I really need to pee.

Turkey: 2/5

I also check my inventory just in case I still have something from my Auto-Doc form, such as scrap metal and stimpaks.

No alchemiter? Think again! I made an portable one upon arriving to Antichamber! I just need to-... where did I put it? Oh yeah, I forgot it. Dang.

I decide to head through the hallway. It's not like I have a reason to fight the PGs, the GM isn't here. Plus, no entities.
While moving into the hallway, I look in my Bag of Holding IV.
I pull out a tablet made of a weird technology.
Emergency time.

I tap the middle, and feel gear appear on me. +1 Leather Armor. A +2 Dagger. A +1 Dagger. A Rogue's Kit.

I, having dealt with the door, badass style, examine the New Sword that my avatar finished for me. A strange weapon, certainly, its cutting edge is simple, a sliver of Adminium, dark as the Void, heavily enchanted and sharper that any razor, whereas the hilt and pommel are plainly some kind of miniaturized reactor, given the research I had completed immediately before this... debacle, it is presumably burning Monochromium, the antithesis and result of Rainbow Matter, useful for providing power to machines and distorting the laws of physics, whereas the core of the blade is some unusual crystal, glowing with an unholy white light and surrounded by holographic lines of binary, suggesting the presence and possession of Herobrine, and the back edge of the blade is visibly coated with and surrounded by nanitic molecular manufacterors, allowing all kinds of things to be done with the device. Unfortunately, the blade is only a four-post charge, unalchemized and untested, likely little more at this stage that an extremely fancy looking sword. I should probably upgrade it as soon as possible.

HEY! HEY YOU! Will you stop bragging about that damn weapon to your buddies and start doing things? Or do you want to go grab a snack and let me do it? ... 0)_(0
While He's doing constructive things, like planning our next move and getting a sandwich, me'n H3r0br1n3'll get to exploring this place and helping the other guys out.

If you will allow me to look through our inventory? thank you. We have... the APAWA, in all its upgraded glory, for all the good that will do. The New Sword, weak as it is. The Mercurian Malady, good for doors, people who refuse to deal with it, and causing accelerated entropy. A standard hypercompression backup box with emergency supplies, like you've been carrying around since the first time you found yourself out of those supplies, contents: a few stacks of steak, several Notch Apples, several stacks of logs, coal blocks, Adminium, crate of, iron, gold, basic enchanting/alchemy setup, semi-useless though they are, and the equipment to set up some basic farms, I.E. cobble, wheat, wood, nether wart, ETC. Good thing this'll all be fairly usele Nah, it'll be helpful, but I'd like to finish exploration of this place before we get into that, I've got enough food for the time being.

{nerf this if you have to, whoever's in charge, but I'm not planning anything OP. }


{on a side note, my keyboard is apparently going the way of the rest of my setup, near worthless crap.}

Turkey: 3/5.

My search for a toilet continues.

I throw my charges out of the window then.

> K4yne: Examine kitchen for a refrigerator. If available, open and count edible's.
> R. K.: Examine kitchen completely. You are not hungry, so you have enough free time to make notes.

I spawn in... WHAT THE FUDGE!
I quickly grasp for common sense and sanity.

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I spawn in... WHAT THE FUDGE!
I quickly grasp for common sense and sanity.

"Here, have some that I found in this kitchen. There is so much crazy stuff in here... How did a TITAN fit in a cookie jar anyway?"

I look at the what the random-man-that-popped-out-of-nowhere is holding out and see something unspeakable.
"Ah... no thank you..."
"Ah, you said there was a kitchen somewhere? which way is it?"

So I can puke in the sink.

I approach K4yne cautiously...

"K4yne, what are your intentions?" I shout boldly.

I think for a moment, then pop back into the hallway, grab a random item that I can take(wasn't there some green lamps around?), then examine the new room carefully.

Another, smaller question: Did it really matter which side won the red vs green battle of Twin? Would the only difference have been dialogue changes? I always like to see the different dialogue trees in games...wasn't minor working on some possibility-examiner thingy? What happened to that project? it would have been interesting to see what would have happened if something had gone differently in the past, even if seeing the future was too OP...

> K4yne: Request to know what was written in the first two chapters of "Pesterchum 101" (not counting dedications) because canonically you already read them and still don't know what the text said.
> R. K.: Incline Ninjatwist in current matters. Cheerio.

"We are inspecting the kitchen for food. And the chef. And weapons. But mostly food."

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"We are inspecting the kitchen for food. And the chef. And weapons. But mostly food."

I think I've got a turkey in the oven. Help me by charging it.

/null

I walk around, sulking, while trying to find a room with fancy pots.THEN I run around with it on my head singing "I'm a little teapot".

While i'm searching, i spray every surface i find with CD cleaner, so as to fix the game from it's "Scratched" condition.

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I think I've got a turkey in the oven. Help me by charging it.

/null

"HADOOKEN!"
*BKAWK!*
"There you go."

If there's anything to snag in the room I'm in, I use the "get all" command(you know? In text adventure games?).

Next entity 40/40 unavailable
Random stockpile charge. 10/40
Ammo charge 1/5 + 1 stocked + 9 stocked unavailable

I walk down the tunnel I dug and mine out any ores I uncovered. If there aren't any, I dig farther.

Wilson digs out the glinting thing and finds that it is a small glass bottle that smells of aloe vera.

+3 is up for trade with any AG x3

I stare at the new arrival to our "adventure" waltz into the kitchen. He looks miserable.

Attempting to cheer him up, i pull out a First Blade and give it to him.

"Don't panic. We've got to find the exit here, and whatever we have to do, we'll find it."

[ /// ]

The Green Chest is opened by DemonicDaVinci and I.
The loot will be split between us / added to the public inventory.

After opening the Chest, I pull out the Hand of Pearl, and teleport up to the Chandelier. In a quick, precise slash, I cut the chain(s) holding the Chandelier to the ceiling using the Enderdragon Scythe, causing it to fall to the floor and smash the Brittle Flooring.

> K4yne: +1 to DaVinci's Turkey.
> R. K.: Do the robot to kill some time.