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I trade with talist
3/??? for the new truck
3/??? for the new flamethrower
3/??? for the new axe
2/4 for the new bullet
19/40
8/15 x2
HONK HONK!!!!
Huh? What is...
HOLY!!!
OUTTA THE WAY!!!
I jump to the side just as piono plows through the section of library where I was reading.
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?!?!
BREAKING STUFF!!! WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE!??
IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE DRIVING MY SEMI TRUCK AROUND CRASHING INTO THINGS GRINNING AND HONKING THE HORN LIKE A MADMAN!
That pretty much sums it up!
You ruined my books!
That was the plan! Remember why we're here in the first place!
With that, piono drives off to continue breaking things.
*sigh* I'd been hoping to have a little bit of a break, but I guess not.
Just one question Scratch, did you intentionally remove the 40 post charge limit from the rules in the OP or was that just an oversight?

35/40

"Wonder if there's something that'll help me navigate..."

> Attempt to locate a map

---MEANWHILE---

Sarah has entered the server.
"Hello? Pit? Where are you?"

"...Pit?"

*sigh* "Looks like i have to find him, wherever he's walked off to..."

Some more tips, since it seems at least a little more than a basic infrastructure is required for a proper "playthrough".

1. The post limit is unchanged.
2. The charge cap is unchanged.
3. You may NOT continue charges that you had previously. This will go into effect "next turn".
4. You may NOT make any new alchemies, due to the absence of an Alchemiter.
5. You can use any alchemies you have previously obtained.

Quote from 5l1n65h07

NOW lets just end YOU.

Blackhole bomb: 40/40!
blackhole bomb fired.
TARGET: EVERYONE THAT IS NOT NEUTRAL

Then, the music stops.

dead.

10 seconds later, it was replaced by a loud low pitch hum.
what kind of hum?

a THX hum.

back to the bomb...

INFINITY RAM. NUFF SIAD.


and its nearing build. cue the middle note.

its the loudest thing ever, so you'll probably go deaf.

and it explodes, damaging any entites near the manor.



Bomb of the forbidden attack: 6/25

Summon. Unknown: 17/40

How do you expect your attack to go through when you're not on the Battlefield anymore? You're playing by my rules now. Don't forget.

Quote from PitTheAngel

34/40

"...Well..."

"...This has happened. I have nothing to say, really."

"...I guess all i can really do is explore and wait for something to happen."

>Advance to floor 2

You cannot advance to Floor 2 yet. You will have to meet some requirements before you will be able to.

Quote from Talist

Next entity 40/40
Ammo charge 2/5 + 9 stocked


Spectrum scale armor -> coarse
Either a: I'm really unlucky with getting what I want from alchemy or
B: I'm really picky with my alchemies.
Spectrum horse armor && dragon scale 1/?? I wanted armor for a dragon, not scale armor.
the systems helper && gold ingot 6/?? Or -> fine

Quick! We need a psychologist! 1/3
Hm... I suspected this you know. The GM wouldn't let something that game changing be left to chance. I'm assuming I can't make alchemies here either. I check myself over for my possessions. Namely, The Silicon Steam Punker, my scale armor, and whatever The Systems Helper alchemized into.

Stock: upgraded splash burning potion x2 (6 3$), potion of dark roast coffee x1 (3$), splash rejuvenation potion x2 (6$), splash bleeding potion x2 (3$)
Wealth: 0
Ransom: on

For the first time since he arrived, Wilson is alone. He slowly paces around the suddenly dead and quiet world, now void of battle cries, fireballs, swords reverberating against one another, and customers. The only sound is the slow "chink, clink... Chink, clink..." of his armor as he wonders where everyone went.
Current brewing: coffee potion upgrade done

+3 is up for trade with any AG

As a matter of fact, you cannot. There doesn't appear to be an Alchemiter here... Perhaps if you advance deeper into my manor, you can find one.

You do the first useful thing any of you players have accomplished thus far.

You check your inventory.

TALIST INVENTORY:
Diamond Sword / Diamond Pickaxe / Torch x128 / Iron Helmet / Iron Chestplate / Iron Leggings / Iron Boots / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / The Protector's Void / Silicon Steampunker / Good Dog / The Stallion's Spectrum / The Scale's Spectra / The Tech Supporter

ACHIEVEMENT GET ~ Status Quo
Successfully check your inventory.

Do you like this new achievement system I've set up? I think it's nice. A good way to waste away your seconds doing menial tasks.

Hmm. It seems that your previous Game Master forgot to process your latest alchemy... Since I am at least partially forgiving, I will allow you this one alchemy.

The Tech Supporter AND Gold Ingot = At No Expense (Level 4: 1/5)

You cannot contact Wilson, so it appears. In fact, it is highly possible that you and him are not in the same universe anymore.

Quote from pionoplayer

I trade with talist
I combine the sentry semi with a minigun 1/???
I combine the sharpened lava axe with a lava flow 1/???
I combine the fusionthrower with itself, lacking any better ideas 1/???
I finish the boolit
I finish the duplication for the potions, then lock them up to be taken back in time by piono at a later time.
14/40
3/15 x2
Wait, no entity zone?
Wait, where's future pion- oh.
Oh dear.
Looking at the recent list of events shown in the chat log:
Doomed Timeline Piono was killed by the OP King
That is out of line!
Oh yeah? What are you going to do about it?
Take my forty post charges back.
You can't, they're already loaded into the gun.
Your acting privileges have been revoked again.
What NO-
I have retaken the energy obliterator. It still has two rounds left.
Wait, what about me? There's a no entity policy?
Nonsense, you aren't an entity right now.
I'm not?
No, you're my personal assistant.
Oh. So I'm assuming this whole mini-game with no entities thing is going to be a recurring feature?
Possibly. I honestly have no clue.
Cool.
Dimentio has been dope-slapped for attempting to enter a no-entities zone.
Aw come on!!!!
>XD
You said it.

Anyway, since I really don't feel like listening to Scratch right now, I take out the fusion thrower and begin firing it willy-nilly.
And I stop him.
What, why?
Did you not read that massive text log? SCRATCH IS THE GAME MASTER NOW!!!
SETTING FIRE TO HIS LIBRARY IS A BAD IDEA!!!
Instead, I browse hi- SWEET! Scratch, I must say, you may be completely insufferable, but you sure have a sweet collection.
I sit down to read the Stormlight Chronicles, which Doc Scratch apparently has the entire set of.
Big deal.
Shut up, hey Scratch, an idle question, are you a Brandon Sanderson fan by any chance?

Yes. "No-entity zone". I find it detracts from the fun and is quite pointless. In the end, players are stronger than entities... So there's really no efficiency to them at all.

Hmm... It appears that Piono is suitable for coexisting with my manor's environment. He is not an entity, after all... But if he does anything out of line, then... Well, I'll have to pull some strings.

And you should believe me when I say I'm very good at that.

Ah ah ah, Dimentio. Barred from entry. Something you're not used to, I'm sure. Oh, of course. Piono is about to wreak havoc on my Library. Well, it wasn't as much of a matter of "if", but of "when."

Well, at least Pionoplayer himself has enough sense in him, for once, to do the thing that will not rub me the wrong way. You'd best keep your friend under control. Just some friendly advice.

ACHIEVEMENT GET ~ Live And Let Live
Convince a friend to not be destructive.
Reward: +5 Politeness

You gain +5 Politeness. Before you ask, no, it is not significant whatsoever, so don't bother using it.

ACHIEVEMENT GET ~ Exploratorium
Take in your surroundings.

You decide, in a very sensible manner, to explore my Library. Yes, I have lifted its charm so that you all can enter and read to your heart's content. You can dispense with the thank-yous now, if you wish. I'll answer them all in due time, so don't worry.

You may find that I have expanded my collection this time, as Pionoplayer has just discovered, so you may read as well.

ACHIEVEMENT GET ~ A Novel Idea
Read a book.

And to answer your question, I am a fan of many works. I've read a book of every genre; I've read books upon books upon books. Even though I already know the ending to all of them, it is quite fun to see how they all play out.

Quote from Dimentiosome

Oh yeah, you have no idea what's going on. I said I absorbed alternate me, Dimentio and the TARDIS. Piono said all alternate Dimentios got killed, and since he was kinda possessing me...yeah.

UGH!!! FLIPPIN' COMPLICATED STUFF I HAVE NO BUSINESS KNOWING!!! FLIPPIN' DOC SCRATCH!!! FLIPPIN' KIM JONG UN!!! FLIPPIN' WALUIGI!!!!! I DON'T CARE WHAT HAPPENS HERE, AS LONG AS I'M A PART OF IT!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I begin channeling the power of an obscure god I made up, Ios, the god (in an alternate dimension) of Io. His sacred animal is a giraffe,
and he's pretty much benevolent. His sister, Ias, on the other hand...ugh.

HI! You've reached Ios' voicemail. We're kinda in some kind of limbo right now, so please leave a message after the beep. Seriously, please do. I have like 3 followers.

U mad bro?

..............WWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wrong supervillian.

Oh yeah. Uh. Wait. Who did this?

^{Y0ur 4l73rn4t3, 51r.}


So...piono?

Uhhhhhhhhhhh................y...e...s...?

Okay. I think we have but one option here.

Run?

Nope. Create a pocket dimension dictated by my laws only, then import stuff I create in there.

^{7h47 533m5 n33dl355ly 3l4b0r4t73, 51r?}

Uh. This is Destroy the Godmodder.

^{...........51r, w1-13r3 15 7h3 D0c70r?}

Oh yeah. Crap. Forgot about him. Probably pursuing me right now. ...eh, whatever.

I discard the Korean insult charge...but not before I get hit with a non-fatal explosion.

............ow.

__________

Pocket Dimension: 1/40

Kernelsprite: 2/10

Kernelsprite x2 combo: 2/10

Oh, bother. Dimentiosome, can you not clearly read the "NO POCKET DIMENSIONS ALLOWED" sign? It's right next to you. If you had bothered to input a command that would allow you to examine your surroundings, you would know.

Quote from 5l1n65h07

"unfortunately, you're not part of my faction, nor you are part of encom"
"imma get out of here."
"yeah trowa2008, get out and stay out of my body."

anyways,

/look around

/overload zone

/overload RAM infinity

/overload password OP3R4T0R999999

/restore Sep. 25 2013

/restore password 0ZM4T3RM1N4T3D

Bomb of the forbidden attack: 7/25

Summon. Unknown: 18/40

You do not have access to OP commands, 5l1n65h07. I thought that would be obvious. However, keep in mind that you may not even be on GodCraft anymore... Remember, you're under my control now.

Quote from Dimentiosome

(All in my head, FYI.)

........WAIT SCRATCH IS THE DM!!!!!??????? NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOetc.

I attempt to hide in a random dimension. Probably failing. Crap. Ugh, there has to be a way to revive Twin! Although that's probably what everyone is doing and I'm paying no attention.

umm...


^{51r, 1 b3l1v3 1 h4v3 4n 1d34. 50m37h1n6 0nly Y0u c4--}

. I...Oh my Quad. That...that's genious. Pretty convenient that you can tell me the plan without Scratch hearing. I hope.

^{Y35, 1 b3l1eve 1-13 qu4l1f135 45 4 'FIRST GUARDIAN.'}

...Oh my Quad. TO THE TV TROPES GAME!!!

And so I go on my ridiculously awesome quest to kidnap someone.

You would need access to a very powerful move if you wished to travel to other dimensions. The only way you can access those is by leveling up, and the only way you can do that is by Strifing enemies. However, it appears there are none around.

...It appears I am limited to my Update Terminal. I can't stand near you and update at the same time. Hmm... That will have to change.

Quote from rougesteelproject

30
30
Emperor Overlord Tank w/ gatling gun AND Gold foil (Golden Emperor?)

I shoot The entity that is ing of Scratch the most with the Tiberium Tacks, them slice the same with my Pure Tiberium Sword

You have no access to an Alchemiter.

There are no entities around.

ACHIEVEMENT GET ~ Hit and Miss
Try to attack an entity, but find there are none.
Reward: +7 Foolishness

Quote from secret_scribe1

Ctrl-x Observe self
I inventory
: Look around
,([RAND]Book) Pick up a random book
/(Book) Identify Book(s) in Inventory
C (Doc_Scratch=GM) Name Doc Scratch GM
S Save

Now, you're getting into it.

ACHIEVEMENT GET ~ Hello World
Observe yourself.

You appear normal, as you would on a typical Minecraft server. However, your surroundings, also known as my place of residence, do not appear to exist in Minecraft itself. Peculiar.

You examine your inventory.

SECRETSCRIBE INVENTORY:

Diamond Sword / Diamond Pickaxe / Torch x128 / Iron Helmet / Iron Chestplate / Iron Leggings / Iron Boots / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / The Fire Hazard / The Platinum Punch / The Absolute Zero / The Farmer's Firing Range

It appears that you have the same basic items as Talist.

You pick up a book from one of my shelves. It is a copy of Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone; The Philosopher's Stone for those in the United Kingdom. You put it in your inventory.

ACHIEVEMENT GET ~ Finders Keepers
Put an item in your inventory.

SECRETSCRIBE INVENTORY:

+1 Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone

Would you like to save your game?

Y / N

> Y

Saving...

Game saved.

ACHIEVEMENT GET ~ Nice Save
Save your game.

This feature will undoubtedly be used often.

Quote from pionoplayer

I put out another +3 charge
2/??? for the new truck
2/??? for the new axe
2/??? for the new flamethrower
boolit AND boolit 1/4?
I now have three extended splash potions of rejuvenation. Hmm...
15/40
4/15 x2
pionoplayer is completely engrossed in his fantasy novels.
Sheesh, those things are heavy enough to use as weapons on their own!
Anyway, it seems its up to me to wreak havoc.
I open a nether portal into the room, using my sizable retinue of Minecraft powers, since it seems the rules have changed somewhat, I can use them more freely. Anyway, I open a large nether portal, run through it, then come back out in the sentry semi, and begin driving around, crashing into as many bookcases as I can while directing the sentries on the truck to deal as much damage as possible.

FACEPALM x0 COMBO.

Oh dear... Piono. If you continue this foolishness, I will have to escort you from the premises. Permanently. Granted, it is fairly obvious that you make it through this alive, but I can still throw uncertainty in the air if I wish.

And I say this is foolish because I Nether Portal-proofed my entire manor long ago. You can build one, but it won't work.

Quote from fseftr

I have failed to kill build. My dreams of significance have been crushed...
*sobs*
Oh, for godmodder's sake, are you really crying about this?
I have dreams too.
Whatever. You're clearly not fit for duty so I'm just going to start being primary again.
Temporarily, right?
Right...

I assume we can still charge attacks.

+3 to k4yne

33/40
34/40

Quite curious the godmodder didn't try to do anything.

I walk to another room in the manor.

Well, he was killed, if that gives you any consolation. And I was the one who ended his life. So, I feel significant right now. It's a shame you don't. Actually... It really isn't. Haa haa.

That was a joke. Relax.

Yes, you can charge attacks.

You examine the room you're currently in first. I'll do this so that it's easier for everyone.

The room you are in, my Library, is colored in various values of green, and is stacked with tens of bookshelves. There are doors on three of the four walls, and hanging from the ceiling is an ornate chandelier that could never fall in any way whatsoever, so don't even try.

Right below the chandelier is a newly installed section of floorboards that is slightly brittle. Throughout the room are desks, luxurious chairs, and pictures of an alien planet.

The door behind where you spawned is huge and heavily ornate. It has a keyhole.

The door on the left wall has a sign that reads, "KITCHEN".

The door on the right wall has a sign that reads, "HALLWAY".

You walk through the door on the right.

ACHIEVEMENT GET ~ Opening Doors
Enter another room from your spawnpoint.

You are now in a long hallway. Perhaps you should examine your surroundings before you progress.

Quote from 5l1n65h07

SCRATCH...

I'm sorry, but I will do everything in my power to END THIS SERVER.

AND I MEAN IT.

I'm sorry, I will no longer listen to your commands.

I'm out of your control now...

I'm now a Hacker.


Bomb of the forbidden attack: 8/25

SERVER CRASHER: 18/100

ACHIEVEMENT GET ~ Hasta La Vista
Get banned from the game.

You know what? In order to avoid conflict, I'll use this newly installed software I've included in the Update Terminal. The BanHammer.

Now I'll just type in your name, and... there. You're completely banned from the game. And, just so you know, I've accounted for your hacking powers as well.

The only way you can circumvent the ban is by promising you will not disrupt the game in any way, shape, or form whatsoever.

I will not tolerate rule-breakers.

Quote from The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man

I search for a weapon so I can join split ;(. Or kill everyone. Or you scratch.

Good idea, even if I question your motives.

ACHIEVEMENT GET ~ Quickly Retrieve Arms
Search for weapons.

You examine the room you are in for weapons. None appear to be found directly. However, there is a large green chest in the corner of the room that looks promising. It will require the strength of two players to open. Looks like you'll need help.

Quote from engie_ninja

"What the... The shadows aren't affecting me. They're gone. I can't feel the presence of Purple or Insanity."

Unfortunately, the fire in my heart is more literal than most.

"WHAT DID YOU DO?"

Inferno: [100%] (power limiter: 99%)

What did I do? I became the Game Master, of course.

With TwinBuilder killed, the only person that was eligible for this spot is me, since I am a First Guardian and technically "live" in the same universe he did. As such, I am now free to interfere with your canon in any way possible.

Interpret this as you will.

Quote from Irecreeper

[ /\][-->\ ]

W-W-Where are we?
I'm scared.
...
EMERGENCY CHAIR!
*pulls out chair*

A chair has been added to the inventory.

Oh, relax. You're in my Library, the spawning room of my Manor. You can find a description for your location a couple of posts above yours.

You pull out a chair and promptly add it to the Group Inventory.

ACHIEVEMENT GET ~ Public Domain
Add an item to the Group Inventory

GROUP INVENTORY:
Chair

The Group Inventory will be listed at the bottom of the page. Any item in there can be used by anyone and at any time.

Quote from K4yne

Monster DNA Fusion Extension (Exploded during GM change)
33/40 | +3 +3 by fseftr | Kamek's Wand
3/14 | Attack: Jolly Good Show

...

Whatever. +3 to fseftr.

> K4yne: Make haste to the kitchen.

"I am very hungry!"

"Hey! I finally made it! I accessed the default english settings!"

"Yeah cool. Anything you want to eat?"

"Egg salad sandwich."

"I DON'T WANT THAT!"

> R. K.: If you can still move something that hasn't been blown up yet come to the manor. I bet i'll need a non entity sidekick here.

License Board Stats

4 License Points
Fire License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License

Paradox Stats^TM

Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
11 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points

Arson LV. 1
14 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points

Fishing LV. 1
10 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points

As luck would have it, there is a door labeled "KITCHEN" to your left. You open it and are in a new room. Examination will be required, so it seems. You also gain a sidekick.

Quote from TheLordErelye

Quest 16/30
I... What do I say here? I guess I'll look around for staircases, whether they go up or down is irrelevant.
BTW, I'm not listed at all.
I also attempt to cast a resurrection spell on Twin.

There are no staircases in the Library. None that you can see, anyway.

You are added to the Scoreboard.

TwinBuilder is dead, and that is a thing that will not stop from happening, so get used to it. Additionally, he's not in the Manor with you.

Quote from DemonicDaVinci

Huh. I suppose I'm still technically in Auto-Doc form. I revert back to my original form, if that's possible.

I also venture out to the second floor and check out what's there.

Balled Lightning: 2/5
Magnetize: 3/20
Ember Remnant: 3/10

No need. You reverted to your original form when you entered my manor. I made sure of that.

You cannot access the second floor from here.

Quote from The_Serpent

All Charges On Hold

Is this or is this not Intermission 2? And if it is, what is it called? Scratched?

Anyway, I decide to go through a door into the room next door, but not upstairs.

PLEASENOWOLFHEADPLEASENOWOLFHEAD

Did the PSYCHE last turn not give you your answer? This is indeed Act Two, but now completely in my domain of control. And I'll do a better job than TwinBuilder did. In fact, I'm certain of that.

You enter the door on the right and arrive in the Hallway with your comrade, fseftr. Whether or not there is a Wolf Head will be decided upon examination of the room.

Quote from ninjatwist321

I am back!

Whoo-hoo! I'm off forced hiatus! All of my entities seem to be doing fine...

It seems that there is a search game ongoing in Scratch's Manor.

I use the same route I use to take through the Manor of the Immortals: I attempt to clear my room of any enemies, then advance to the next room, cautious of any foes.

I also remember that Jungle Ritual is on 29/40, for when we get back to normal...

Speaking of the MANΩR ΩF THE IMMΩRTALS, this theme plays through my ears.

The room you are in does not have any enemies, player or otherwise.

You advance to the room on the left, the Kitchen, where K4yne also stands. There does not appear to be any enemies at first glance, but examination will be required to decide that.

Quote from Minor107

I temporarily go Uber-Meta to point out to Scratch that the MC Forum User Twin is controlling him. Twin is still the GM, he's just being as much Doc Scratch as he can. Don't try fighting it, Scratch. You're nothing more than a pic under the username Twinbuilder and some very confusing text.

Now if you excuse me, I have a Slenderman look-alike to kill very brutally to avenge Twin. (Advances to Floor 2)

Now, why are you so sure of that?

Haa haa haa hee hee hee. Hoo hoo hoo. Hoo.

You cannot advance to Floor Two yet. Perhaps I should have made myself more clear in the beginning... Oh well. I'll think of this as working out the bugs.

Quote from Aegis-A095

I trade +3's with Talist (x1) and piono (x2).

+3x2 for trade. ONLY ONE PER POST

11/40 x4 in storage
11/40
1/10 x22 in storage
3/5 splash Potion of Invisibility *10
5/6? Stinger II

IIIII Azura's Black Star - Empty

I pick up a book on the secrets of the Minecraft Universe and grab my modded GPS. If Scratch will withhold our location, I will find it nonetheless.

[INITIALIZING]
{object: tracker ID 95
}
{running program 114
{
//:ERROR SIGNAL NOT FOUND

A faraday cage perhaps? To the roof it is then. I flourish my Glaive of Embers, cutting a neat ember-lined hole in the ceiling and peek through. Upon confirming the coast was clear, jump through and invite others to follow. We are in an unfamiliar place. We need to help each other.

The Engineers and Mechanized Infantry have been SUMMONED to into the [REDACTED] Star Destroyer! They are hostile and get 20% per turn! [REDACTED]!

Good job taking initative, even if the methods you used were flawed.

ACHIEVEMENT GET ~ Please Send Help
Attempt to figure out your location.

You attempt to use your Glaive of Embers, but find the ceiling completely unbreakable. Tough luck.

The Engineers and Mechanized Infantry are outside your realm of interaction at this point.

Quote from TT2000

Hey! You! YOU CAN'T KILL TWIN! I'LL FIND YOU! I MUST STOP THIS!

I rush off, open a random door, and get into a different room, totally abandoning any sense of strategy and separating myself from the rest of the group!

"Can't kill Twin"? I already did. Haa haa ha.

You advance into the Hallway with fesftr and The_Serpent.

Quote from Irecreeper

[ =-(.:F ]

I have nothing better to do.
I arrange some of the furniture in the immediate area into a fort.

You gather three tables and arrange them side-by-side. You then get two chairs and put them in front of the tables, leaving a space for viewing. It is beautiful. Everything you could have ever wanted.

ACHIEVEMENT GET ~ Brick By Brick
Build a fort.

Quote from 5l1n65h07

Well, we clearly won't need these anymore...

/remove OP Scale
OP scale removed.
/remove curse of repetiveness
Curse of repetiveness removed.
/remove all plugins
All plugins have been removed.

Now it's a almost rule-free zone. *griefs the manor*


Bomb of the forbidden attack: 9/25

SERVER CRASHER: 19/100

Quote from fseftr

+3 to k4yne

36/40
36/40

I look around the room I walked into.

You are now in the long HALLWAY. It runs vertically down, and you can make out another door at the other end. Lamps hand from the walls, illuminating the slightly narrow hall. There are windows, but they are all draped so you cannot see what is on the other side. The other end of the hall is very dark... You can see some sort of stuffed head at the other side, and figures moving in shadow.

Quote from TT2000

I examine the room I'm in closely.

You are now in the long HALLWAY. It runs vertically down, and you can make out another door at the other end. Lamps hand from the walls, illuminating the slightly narrow hall. There are windows, but they are all draped so you cannot see what is on the other side. The other end of the hall is very dark... You can see some sort of stuffed head at the other side, and figures moving in shadow.

Quote from TheLordErelye

Quest 17/30
Assuming I found a staircase, I begin to examine the mansion itself.
I also order the Demon to attack a random PG entity.

You did not find a Staircase.

What Demon? What PG entity?

Quote from K4yne

37/40 | +3 by fseftr | Kamek's Wand
4/14 | Attack: Jolly Good Show

> K4yne: +3 to fseftr.

"Well, at least the cleansing of the battlefield with emerald fire sure was lookin' fashionable."

"That reaminds me: Didn't you want to duplicate your Maroon Marvel and alchemize one with that cueball you are carrying around?"

"Why yes, but since that thing is just an ordinary cueball, it wouldn't have done anything anyway."

License Board Stats

4 License Points
Fire License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License

Paradox Stats^TM

Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
11 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points

Arson LV. 1
14 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points

Fishing LV. 1
10 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points

Quote from Amperz4nd

"Screw you so much, cueball head, SCREW YOU, THAT WAS MY GAME MASTER, YOU DON'T KILL GAME MASTERS LIKE THAT [email protected]*@BBXKA&CP#!!!!! Wellp, while my Controller is AFK being mad, I'd better try do whatever we're supposed to be doing, you gonna help, H3r0br1n3? Yes, I am already d01ng my b3s7, n0w l3t m3 g3t 0n w17h 17101011101001010 SIGNAL CORRUPTION, MESSAGE END. ... Dammit. Well, at least I can use His charges while He's away. HOLY [email protected]#% THAT'S A SINGULARITY BOMB! Oh... Oh good, Well, say what you like about my Controller, He may be childish, unimaginative, and easily angered, but he's a damn good military engineer, this armor is apparently singularity-proof.

Huh, lets see, I can charge stuff? Uhh... The Mercurian Malady 6/6? yep, I now have a really nice shotgun, time to put away this damn antimatter gun.

Soo, uh, hey, fellow players, totally not just the avatar talking with no human to control it, what exactly are we supposed to be doing?

Hello, whoever is controlling Amperz4nd. Your current goal is to explore my manor, where you are guests, and I am your excellent host. For now, explore the room you're in, or try to go into the other two rooms.

I'll be nice and allow you to finish your alchemy.

You finish THE MERCURIAN MALADY. A very powerful, devilish Scattergun with a bright orange color scheme. It has some sort of technological generator attached to it that allows it to shoot lasers.

Quote from TheLordErelye

Well, I'm assuming we must kill Scratch or something. (Oh well, at least I got my autograph)
Quest 18/30 (If charges even work here)
I continue to examine the properties of the manor.

Yes, at least you got my wonderful autograph.

Quote from Talist

Next entity 40/40
Random stockpile charge. 4/40 (+ 3 from Piono)
Ammo charge 3/5 + 9 stocked

I attempt to scratch Scratch's manor's wall

Stock: upgraded splash burning potion x2 (6 3$), potion of dark roast coffee x1 (3$), splash rejuvenation potion x2 (6$), splash bleeding potion x2 (3$)
Wealth: 0
Ransom: on

Apple && gold block 1/??

+3 is up for trade with any AG

You peel off some wallpaper. Rrgh... Normally I would detest this vile behavior, but you may actually get something done by doing this...

Quote from rougesteelproject

31
31

Golden Emperor 2/??

I put the fanciest porcelain container in the entire mansion on my head and run around singing "I'm a little teapot" at the top of my lungs.

The fanciest porcelain container in my mansion isn't in the spawn room. I'm not that dumb. You'll have to explore further if you want to find it.

Quote from pionoplayer

I trade with talist
3/??? for the new truck
3/??? for the new flamethrower
3/??? for the new axe
2/4 for the new bullet
19/40
8/15 x2
HONK HONK!!!!
Huh? What is...
HOLY!!!
OUTTA THE WAY!!!
I jump to the side just as piono plows through the section of library where I was reading.
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?!?!
BREAKING STUFF!!! WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE!??
IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE DRIVING MY SEMI TRUCK AROUND CRASHING INTO THINGS GRINNING AND HONKING THE HORN LIKE A MADMAN!
That pretty much sums it up!
You ruined my books!
That was the plan! Remember why we're here in the first place!
With that, piono drives off to continue breaking things.
*sigh* I'd been hoping to have a little bit of a break, but I guess not.
Just one question Scratch, did you intentionally remove the 40 post charge limit from the rules in the OP or was that just an oversight?

Oh no, you can have your break. Don't worry. I'll put a stop to Piono's detestable practices. And yes, that was an oversight. I've corrected it though, so don't worry.

Quote from PitTheAngel

35/40

"Wonder if there's something that'll help me navigate..."

> Attempt to locate a map

---MEANWHILE---

Sarah has entered the server.
"Hello? Pit? Where are you?"

"...Pit?"

*sigh* "Looks like i have to find him, wherever he's walked off to..."

You start looking for a map. You don't find one outright, but you do find a scroll. However, a tight band is sealed around it, so you can't unroll it. Looks like you'll have to find something strong enough to break it.
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Well, I congratulate you all. You've managed to accomplish a sizable amount of stuff in a short time. So, let's go over the basics, and some stuff that I haven't covered before:

The Manor has four floors. The floor you're on right now, the First Floor, is the easiest room to progress through. It has the smallest amount of rooms, and the... resistance is easily fought through.

However, the other floors will not be so easy. There will be plenty of weird puzzle shenanigans, and plentiful enemies. Right now, your goal should be to explore as much as possible, and then, progress to the Second Floor, or, perhaps, a Basement.

I leave it up to you.

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Scratch's Manor:

First Floor - Discovered Rooms: Library, Kitchen, Hallway

Library - Players:

5l1n65h07: [N]
rougesteelproject: [N]
engie_ninja: [N]
secret_scribe1: [N]
DemonicDaVinci: [N]
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N]

ninjatwist321: [AG]
PitTheAngel: [AG]
Irecreeper: [AG]
pionoplayer: [AG]
Aegis-A095: [AG]
Minor107: [AG]
Talist: [AG]
Amperz4nd: [AG]
TT2000: [AG]
Nimbleguy: [AG]
Dimentiosome: [AG]
Flare Flames: [AG]
TheLordErelye: [AG]

Library - Objects of Interest:

Books:

The Nature of Split Personalities by Vanill A.
First Guardians for Dummies by Q. Ball
The First Block and Other Legends by Jens Bergensten
Pesterchum 101 by ectoBiologist
The Scratch by R.L.
Problem Sleuth by Andrew Hussie

Rolled-Up Scroll. Protected by Unbreakable Band.

Green Chest. Requires two Players to open.

Large and Ornate Door. Leads South. Has giant keyhole.

Left Wall Door. Leads to Kitchen.

Right Wall Door. Leads to Hallway.

Chandelier. Hangs above Brittle Flooring.

Brittle Flooring.

Furniture Fort. Created with tables and chairs, by Irecreeper. Housing Irecreeper.

Kitchen - Players:

ninjatwist321: [AG]
K4yne: [PG]

Kitchen - Objects of Interest:

Unknown. Requires examination.

Hallway - Players:

TT2000: [AG]
fseftr: [PG]
The_Serpent: [PG]

Hallway - Objects of Interest:

Draped Windows.

Green Door. At other end of Hallway.

Stuffed Head? Mounted above Green Door.

Figures. Stationed at other end of Hallway.

Group Inventory:

Chair

We cannot continue charges you say? {F∫∂øå you Scratch} Alrighty then, time to put all of the various charges I was about to put into the HV-mech ETC. into my APAWA instead... APAWA upgrade 40/40 DAMM1T, AMPER, I W4NT3D THAT! So? You could not have used it anyway, no entities, remember?

Lets see, what to do next? New Sword 4/4, just b'cause.

If it still exists, I fire the GAHMD at wherever this is, if not, then New Sword is 10/10

I Alright, I'm back{Y U HAF 2 B MAD?}What did I miss? A gre4t d3al, as 1t turns 0ut, al o, you vo ce has. . cha ged, w at g1v3s?

Next entity 40/40 unavailable
Random stockpile charge. 8/40 (+ 3 from Aegis)
Ammo charge 4/5 + 9 stocked unavailable

Whelp, time to start a survival series! I put on my iron armor and take out my convenient diamond pick axe and start mining through the floor. I don't care if you think it is rude because I think kidnapping is somewhat rude.

Oh, Scratch? You are from another franchise right? So does your presence put us at risk of being sued by Homestuck?

I'm not contacting Wilson. I'm just playing out his actions. Wilson is an independent entity. He doesn't take orders from me. His goal is to gain wealth and to sometimes have a direct impact to protect his interests. I'll stop making alchemies with him in case you're worried that he will build up around 20 bajillion potions by the time we get back.

+3 is up for trade with any AG

[INSERT PROMPT]
/inventory
I definitely have my Glaive of Embers. I don't know if I have everything I usually carry around because Scratch messed with our stuff. Not cool man.

I claim Talist's +3

15/40 x4 in storage
15/40
7/10 x22 in storage

I search for anything remotely useful on the desks in the library.

The book I grabbed was First Block and Other Legends. Are the walls made out of? Wood? I place an ear to the wall and start knocking. Everybody help me! Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Thunk. I look for seems in the wall that look ever-so-diffrent. If I there aren't seems to a hidden door...I burn away the wallpaper with my Glaive of Embers.

Also, assuming the mansion is where the mansion is supposed to be...we're not in Godcraft anymore are we...

I rush to the other end of the hallway, calming down, but still determined to get to the bottom of this. I open the door at the end, hoping the others will take everything that isn't nailed down while I scout ahead.

A not-so-humble question, Scratch: Why was I not selected? I don't expect anything to change, but surely I would have been next in line, since I apparently have residual first guardian powers and prior DTG management experience, which you do NOT have?

a([Green]Chest) attempt to open the green chest
W(Best) Wear best armor available
#jump Jump
alt-e View Skills
a(Problem_Sleuth) Read Problem Sleuth
,(Problem_Sleuth){Group} Put Problem Sleuth in the group inventory

"Now it looks like this has become an adventure game. Thankfully i have weapons in that Hyperspace Inventory some guy rigged up. Gizmo, was it? I don't know, but he made it. Shame i couldn't add in all the fancy new ones i got though..."

> EQUIP Silver Bow TO Right Hand
> ENTER KITCHEN
> EXAMINE ROOM

POST III;
Previous Charges:

Raspberry Pi: 6/10
Tippi: 10/20.
Count Bleck: 10/20.
Upgrade: 9/40.
Sir Quentin Trembly II Esquire: 3/40.
I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 7/10.
Nimble Core: 2/10.
life circuit: 2/6

I check my inventory then check the list of achievements.

Well, looks like this dimension transporting un-corrupted me.
Hmmm... I have an idea.
But first...
I scan ALL THE BOOKS IN THE LIBRARY WITH MAH TECHNO-SKILLZ.
I now know the ENTIRE CONTENTS OF THE BOOKS.
I enter The Kitchen and examine it.
Heave...ho...this no entity thing... is draining my energy.
Whew I need a break.
...





Back to work.
...Ok then. Girbil, you are NOT AN ENTITY. YOU ARE A MAGIC GERBIL THAT POWERS ME.
SUUUUUUUPPPPPPEEEEERRRRRPPPPPOOOOOWWWWWEEEEERRRRR!!!!!!!!
I attempt to enter Doc Scratch's mind.
Also, I do some modifications to the Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi. I can now shape and upgrade attacks.
...now to put that To use.
I program PERFECTLY GENERIC NULL CUBE MODE.
Shush Bill, you don't know how to program. I program that thing that Bill said. (1/3)
Lastly, I use Mushroom Bomb mode to knock down the Chandelier onto the Brittle Flooring.

ABILTIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII
MIND: II
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:
FREEZE: II
JOLT: II
ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III
NYAN CUBE MODE: III
MUSHROOM BOMB: II
VOID MODE: II
NULL CUBE MODE: II
NOGALISTA MODE: II
TUBA CANNON MODE: II
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO:IIIIIIII

Scratch, none of this is really happening. All of this is just a silly little forum game on the MC forums. None of this is actually happening. Twin is controlling you Scratch. He has assumed your guise. But I know that the REAL Scratch would be a bit more helpful to the good guys. Face it Scratch, Twin is the GM, he's just doing it through you.

Now imma make me a sammich in the kitchen.

Quote from secret_scribe1

a([Green]Chest) attempt to open the green chest
W(Best) Wear best armor available
#jump Jump
alt-e View Skills
a(Problem_Sleuth) Read Problem Sleuth
,(Problem_Sleuth){Group} Put Problem Sleuth in the group inventory

I help Secret_Scribe open the chest and look at whatever is inside.

Next entity 40/40 unavailable
Random stockpile charge. 9/40
Ammo charge 0/5 + 1 stocked + 9 stocked unavailable

Huh, I wonder why I have The Protector's Void on me. I made that into the Adamantine wolf armor Wilson is wearing at the moment. Also, why do I have both The Stallion's Spectrum and The Scale Spectrum? I upgraded the first one into the second one and then promptly downgraded it again as it wasn't what I wanted.


Wilson looks up from pacing around the battlefield and sees what's left of Split's castle. He enters it and looks over the wreckage left from Scratch's attack. Beneath a pile of sand, something glints slightly.
(Don't worry, Wilson's actions aren't going to have any tangible effect)

+3 is up for trade with any AG x2

I check my inventory, and if it has my alchemies, put on The Crosscircle. I am now the most fashionable player. Almost as fashionable ad Scratch. But not quite.

I then equip my most powerful weapon alchemy I have, or if I have none, my diamond sword. I pull back the curtains, shine some light on
the figures with The Crosscircle's natural light, and OHMYGOSHISTHATAWOLFHEADHELPME

Minor, I agree with you that he would be more helpful, but only for his own purposes. The Homestuck Scratch is a lot more manipulative and smug than this one.

I open my inventory and grab umbrella warfare. I then walk towards the figures cautiously, weapon in hand.

If they are hostile, I fight them. If not, I try to communicate.

[ /// ]

I look at the Green Chest. If there are no traps, I'll work on opening it.

At the same time, I don the Enderdragon Hoodie, equip my scythe and check my inventory.

NOTE:
To make it easier to identify separate "rooms" and interests, add some dividing lines, please.

Hmm. Considering I can't really do anything now, I go to the kitchen and start cooking turkey for everyone {1/5}. I mean, if that's possible. I then approach the Green Chest and help Irecreeper while I wait for my turkey.

Also, I try to look around for a washroom. I really need to pee.

My eyes open. I get up of the floor of the library. "Where in the Nether am I? Well, at least I have... (checks inventory)... Diablo?" I search the room. "Diablo!? Oh no, my scythe.. it's gone...."
"Where the heck am I anyway? I was watching Scratch kill Twin from my nether palace, then everything started disappearing, I went to the emergency portal, and now I'm here.... Better check out this room I guess, it looks nothing like Minecraft."

l Go Right
: Look Around
w(Farmer's_Firing_Range) Wield the Farmer's Firing Range
/(Figures) Identify Figures
S Save

I attempt to burn through the lock on the green chest with my Glaive of Embers. If no, I just shove the blade into the lock and twist. Snap. Who needs a lockpick when you can break the lock?

I look for other possible ways out of the library if the door isn't open yet.

I claim Talist's +3

19/40 x4 in storage
19/40
10/10 x22 in storage

"Where in hell are we? This place does not look like home... Steve, I don't think we're in Kansacraft anymore... W417, what d1d 1 jus7 s4y? Something very strange, my name is not Steve, Aint' gonna tellsya my name, but it sure isn't steve, who're you talking to? I really h4v3 n0 id34... Well, at least I feel at home... Hey, good thing I brought all these weapons and this armor and SHUT UP AND EXPLORE! ME AND H3R0B1N3 DO NOT FEEL AT HOME HERE, FIND A WAY THE F!*%$ OUTTA HERE! Somehow, I do not think it'll be that easy... I go help Aegis "hey, Aegis, ya ever heard of the "shotgun breach?" OUT THE WAY!" WELL, THIS SHOULD PROVE... INTERESTING... WHAT THE NETHER, ANOHER ONE!? No... just me...