The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Using the power of this post number being over 9000, (9002 > 9000) I use my pick as a crowbar to rip out the wall around where I scratched the wallpaper. And I'm going to stay on this floor thank you very much. The only person who ever told us that going up is good was Scratch, and he is the one that kidnapped us. I'm going to be suspicious of everything you say because I really dislike you Scratch, especially because you think of yourself as higher and mightier than you are. (At least in a non meta sense)
The only two other doors in the KITCHEN are the CLOSET and BALCONY. Neither look promising. But wait a minute... You're a Minecraft avatar. Why would need to use the restroom?
Oops, I forgot that DTG 2 is still based inside Minecraft! Silly me.
Turkey: 5/5. Turkey's ready, guys! I serve it on the dining room table.
I transmute my iron chestplate into a Good Luck Shirt, my iron boots into Lucky Shoes, my iron helmet into Lucky Glasses, and my iron pants into Lucky Jeans. It doesn't really do much, but make them look like my favorite clothing items in 'real' life.
I also modify my Minecart with Sentry Gun with the Scrap Metal and Stimpaks I have to allow it to fire Stimpaks and heal allies. It can switch back to its offensive manner at any given time. Also, I weld my Pick and Sword to the Sentry-Cart to make it an autonomous robo-pet that follows me around.
And I equip my Lucky Set and Forgecrusher and wait for someone to help me take on the Firewood Soldiers.
DIMENTIOSOME! Edit your post with a 9000 post attack! Trust me, it will be real good. /NULL
Uhh...should I just say '9000 post attack'?
Also WHERE THE HECK AM I!?
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...Do we need a goal amidst this chaos? What difference will it make? We all know how this will end; the 'good guys' win, the 'bad guys' lose, they all suffer the same fate.
in my search for another room i find the voices in my head:
We should kill them all...
Ex-ter-min-ate!
No! No killing! And no attacking unless they attack first! Just diplomacy!
From a position of strength...
Like Adamantine or Slade...
Guys! we need to focus on getting out... or putting pots on our heads... How are we going to get out?
We could be puttin' butterfly corpses in th' door...
[Rougesteelproject attempts to shove a dead butterfly into the front door. If this requires having a butterfly, he goes looking for such... in the third person, suddenly]
I attempt to fire an omnidirectional beam around me, killing stuff and hopefully destroying the whole first floor. Maybe I can actually get unlost now.
There we go! That's more like it! Scratch might tweak it, but at least you did a special! Lucky little.../NULL
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THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
Well, I really don't know what to do. I guess I just pocket a random book that'll likely act as a Chekhov's Gun later.
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...Do we need a goal amidst this chaos? What difference will it make? We all know how this will end; the 'good guys' win, the 'bad guys' lose, they all suffer the same fate.
Probably the most irrelevant post of all time, but for some reason I keep thinking about Scratch singing 'Blurred Lines', with 'Suckers' in place of 'blurred lines' and ''cause my head's a cueball' in place of ''cause you're a good girl'.
I wonder what he'd think about this...
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...Do we need a goal amidst this chaos? What difference will it make? We all know how this will end; the 'good guys' win, the 'bad guys' lose, they all suffer the same fate.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Location:
Both here
Join Date:
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and there at once.
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same as this one
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If the walls are made of some kind of wood like material, I pile up all the planks I ripped out into a little pile. If they are stone, then I collect 1 large block of it.
Probably the most irrelevant post of all time, but for some reason I keep thinking about Scratch singing 'Blurred Lines', with 'Suckers' in place of 'blurred lines' and ''cause my head's a cueball' in place of ''cause you're a good girl'.
I wonder what he'd think about this...
I'd think that you're completely or at least mostly delusional and have nothing better to in your spare time than mindlessly daydream and browse the internet, looking for things that are either funny, interesting, or neither.
I'd think that you're completely or at least mostly delusional and have nothing better to in your spare time than mindlessly daydream and browse the internet, looking for things that are either funny, interesting, or neither.
And I'd probably be right.
/null
Probably.
...I'm not sure there's anyway that statement can be false...
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...Do we need a goal amidst this chaos? What difference will it make? We all know how this will end; the 'good guys' win, the 'bad guys' lose, they all suffer the same fate.
Alright, Scratch. That's how you want to play, 'eh? Well, no matter. You're but a first guardian. I'm sure we--what? We can't continue our charges!?
...
Okay, umm...
...
...I attempt to use 'Find my Friends' on ninjatwist, hopefully learning a bit more about where I am. I'm sure we can succeed. If not I just need to go kidnap another few gods, blow up the planet their moon is orbiting, evolve some form of sentient life there, start a sburb game, create a first guardian BLAH BLAH BLAH. UGH.
So, uh...does this mean no charges PERIOD? If yes, well, we're pretty screwed. If not, well...
I begin believing in myself: 1/5
No continuing charges is right. If I can provide some justification for implementing such a rule, it will be that all your charges are rooted in a different game. DTG2 as you know it has evolved; it has Scratched.
And I'm sure you know what a Scratch can do.
You attempt to use 'Find my Friends'. You find out nothing about your current location. It appears this move will not work here; you will have to figure out where you are in relation to GodCraft yourself.
And by the way, if you're looking to start an Sburb session yourself, but not directly participate in it, it would likely be that you would be the First Guardian, not whatever eldritch being you would create. Of course, he would never be as devilishly handsome as I, so why bother?
Anyway, enough food for thought. Yes, you can charge as long as it's newly created.
I go searching around for the room with the most metal (Forge, Armory, Cast iron pot collection, Garage) and drop a Tiberium crystal in. I watch it incorporate the metal and apply pressure to the walls of the room as it continues to grow, plant-like.
You cannot go through more than one room at once. The way exploration works is that you must specify which room you go to in one post. Then, in the next one, after examining the room (take care in doing that), you go through another door, and so on and so forth.
However, I will go through a process of elimination to help you. Since we can see that the Kitchen's two doors, the Balcony and the Closet, probably won't lead to the room that you want to go to, that leaves the Gaping Hole and the Hallway.
(just one question, why is it that it has been stated that the charge cap will go up and yet we've gone through half of this entire game without it raising? How long has the charge cap been 40 now? five months? At least since before the intermission started.)
Dang it, I was late. I hate missing rounds.
I put out a +3 trade.
I can't continue charges from before? I only have two of my charges designated, everything else was in storage, I'm basically carrying them as inventory items, and I also have the energy obliterator stored. 21/40
10/15 x2
Argh, all this weird puzzle crap! This is going to suck. I almost agree. But now we can actually kill stuff hand-to-hand and have a good chance at doing it quickly. piono.
Yeah? Did you pack everything up?
Yep, even the trucks. Then what was the portal for?
I dunno, for show? Okay. Good. We're ready then. Wait wait! Where are you going... *sigh* If you're wondering what that was about, piono just placed the reinforced semi truck, got in, and drove down the hallway at full speed into the firewood guardians. The room should be lit long enough by the headlights for the players to get out of the way, but other than that, I'm not sure how well his attempt to run over the firewood guardians is going to go. Anyway, while he's busy trying to find things that will be useful for us to break, I'm going to investigate the Basement. I take out a torch, apply some of my glue (never leave home without an arts and crafts kit!) and throw the torch down into the hole after lighting it, illuminating whatever is down there, and possibly catching anything on fire that is flammable. Maybe I should have used a flashlight.
Because, compared to the earlier portions of the game, the Godmodder has not lost much health, and the thing about the charge cap is that it goes up as his health goes down. However, that's not entirely your fault, since his relevance in the story has been drastically altered as of now.
I thought I made it quite clear that you are not allowed to continue charges that were created before this sidequest began.
If you had bothered to check your inventory, Piono, you would have found that your vehicles created from the Garage were not in there, and so you would not be able to use them.
You examine the GAPING HOLE. You equip a TORCH and throw it down the GAPING HOLE. ...Nothing is visible. Perhaps you will need to go down there yourself.
h Move left
s(Farmer's_Firing_Range){Chandelier} Strafe the chandelier with the Farmer's Firing Range
l Move left
l move farther right
#conduct List Challenges
s(Farmer's_Firing_Range){Firewood_Soldiers} Strafe the Firewood Soldiers with the Farmer's Firing Range
The Chandelier has already fell to its demise. It will be remembered in the Land of the Dead.
You attempt to bring up a LIST OF CHALLENGES. However, you find that there is no such list. Of course, the inclusion of one would be needlessly complicated.
You enter the HALLWAY, and attack a FIREWOOD SOLDIER with THE FARMER'S FIRING RANGE! You deal 7,500 damage to one of them.
I guess I should continue.... I equip my armor, the diamond sword, and the minigun, and run to help Engie.
If Engie has to do this alone, I put on my armor, go to the balcony, and look around.
(I'm AG by the way)
You equip your IRON HELMET, IRON CHESTPLATE, IRON LEGGINGS, and IRON BOOTS. You also equip your DIAMOND SWORD, and take the MINIGUN from the GROUP INVENTORY. You cannot wield both at once.
Everyone in the KITCHEN is currently engaged in Strife, not just engie.
I walk to the Kitchen.... and examine it, because it's probably the only thing I can do.
Spells Casted: 37/200
Welcome back, Opel. I was beginning to think I wouldn't see you and your quintipolarity ever again, but I see our recent conversation has proved me wrong.
Examining the KITCHEN is not the only thing you can do right now, but you do so regardless.
Unsurprisingly, the KITCHEN is just as uniformly green as the rest of the rooms your group has encountered so far. The room's floor is not made of wood like the rest of the house, but of stone; still green, of course. Inside the room is three doors.
The east one is the one you just came through.
The north one has a sign above it that reads CLOSET.
The west one has a sign above it that reads BALCONY.
Inside of the room are countertops and many different drawers and closets, presumably for foodstuffs. There is a microwave, stove, oven, refrigerator, and freezer as well, plus a table and chairs for sitting in.
A WILD BOAR stands in the middle of the room, with all the other players surrounding it. It appears they all are fighting the hostile boar. You should probably help them.
I open my inventory, and equip Man's Best Friend.
Afterwards, I pick a book off one of the shelves and begin to read it.
You examine your INVENTORY.
THELORDERELYE INVENTORY:
Diamond Sword / Diamond Pickaxe / Torch x128 / Iron Helmet / Iron Chestplate / Iron Leggings / Iron Boots / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / Man's Best Friend You equip MAN'S BEST FRIEND.
You grab The First Block and Other Legends.
> TheLordErelye: Read The First Block and Other Legends.
You flip to the Table of Contents.
You decide to read The First Block and Other Legends. You also decide you won't underline the book's title anymore, as it's getting pretty annoying. You sit down on a comfy chair, pick up the book, and start to read...
THE FIRST BLOCK AND OTHER LEGENDS BY JENS BERGENSTEN, MC 1.7.9 TABLE OF CONTENTS: PROLOGUE CHAPTER ONE: THE FIRST BLOCK CHAPTER TWO: PIGMEN CHAPTER THREE: MONOLITHIUM CHAPTER FOUR: THE VOID CHAPTER FIVE: THE FAR LANDS CHAPTER SIX: HEROBRINE CHAPTER SEVEN: THE GREAT WAR CHAPTER EIGHT: THE TRIFECTA CHAPTER NINE: THE RED DRAGON CHAPTER TEN: THE ENDER DRAGON CHAPTER ELEVEN: THE PLAYER CHAPTER TWELVE: THE WITHER CHAPTER THIRTEEN: THE TEMPLES CHAPTER FOURTEEN: ALCHEMY CHAPTER FIFTEEN: RESETS CHAPTER SIXTEEN: THE GENERATOR CHAPTER SEVENTEEN: A HISTORY EPILOGUE
You decide to read the Prologue first, as it's on the next page.
PROLOGUE
This book is a compilation of legends that been seen throughout the folds of Minecraftia. As anyone who has cared to research the game in certain ways knows, Minecraft is much more than just a game. Minecraft is a whole universe with its own laws and creation, and we can access it and present it through technological means. But every Minecraft avatar, every player, is as real as you and I.
They are their own people, with their own lives. And the people who play Minecraft, every time they kill an Ender Dragon or a Wither, they are saving their own world. Every time they enter a sever, it's like entering a city. And there are things that they do not understand just as much as we do not understand. As I said, this book will try to share some of those things. I pray I can do this culture justice and share their history.
Because those who fail to understand history are... Well, you know.
Hat: Chaotic Nickel Amassment of Hats
Cosmetic: Up All Night
Robo K4yne's Hotbar
Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Laserkind, Controllerkind
Primary: The Black Flag
Secondary: Bombs For Blasting At You
Melee: The Maroon Marvel
Hat: The Treasure of Blackbeard
Cosmetic: Davy Jones' Helmet
Cosmetic II: One Errant Twitch
> K4yne: Grapple the Boar with the rod form of the Chaos's Sinker, slashing it back to its initial position with the sword form and cast Fire for good measure. > R. K.: Cheer for us. It shall then be glorious.
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Fire License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
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Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
11 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 1
15 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Fishing LV. 1
10 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
You use CHAOS'S SINKER against the WILD BOAR, who has decided to change his name to the much more fearsome BOARMINATOR. 7,500 damage.
Strife time, eh? Well, to start, since its apparently so dark, I strap a green lantern to my back, and I become a beacon! That may attract the monsters to me, but let them come! I pull out Starry Night and prepare to move to attack or counter!
You equip a GREEN LAMP and somehow attach it to your back. You now act as a light source. You then equip STARRY NIGHT, and auto-attack the FIREWOOD SOLDIER, dealing 7,500 damage.
I equip the Iron Armor beneath my Enderdragon Hoodie, and then...
COMBAT OPERANDI: TELESLASH
I teleport (with the Hand of Pearl, of course) right into the Hallway, behind a Firewood Guardian and TELESLASH it with the Enderdragon's Scythe.
NOTE TO SELF: Tear up Wallpaper. Scratch told me to do what Talist did last turn.
You equip your IRON HELMET, IRON CHESTPLATE, IRON LEGGINGS, and IRON BOOTS.
> IRECREEPER: COMBAT OPERANDI - TELESLASH
You expend 4 Weasel Tears, 1 Hog Slop, and 3 Pie Fillings to invoke the command.
You flash-step using the Hand of Pearl and appear both in front and behind a Firewood Guardian. Both of you then raise your Scythes and TELESLASH, dealing a critted 15,000 damage.
ACHIEVEMENT GET ~ Pugna Operati Succesfully use a Combat Operandi.
"Thank you for the swor-ugh I don't feel too well..."
I then proceed to vomit on the boar, giving it sickness II, Poison I and Nausea II.
I wash my mouth out with water from the tap.
The BOARMINATOR is now Poisoned and will have slightly less atack power. Clever thinking.
I continue to read the book I picked up earlier. I stumble into the kitchen whilst reading it.
You travel to the KITCHEN.
> TheLordErelye: Read Chapter One.
You flip a couple of pages to get to Chapter One of the book. You start reading.
CHAPTER ONE: THE FIRST BLOCK
I will start this book off by traveling to the very beginning of Minecraftia. The First Block is a legend that falls under the premise that everything must start somewhere; every block, every world. The First Block of a world is just that: the first block of the world that is "generated". This seems very trivial until you look at Minecraft not as a game, but as a dimension.
This term, looking at Minecraft as a real world, has a name: "operating". Once you treat Minecraftia as an equal to Earth, you can learn to "operate" it. You can find out the deepest secrets its world has to offer. You can see things that would not normally be in the "game". You can see ruins, cave paintings, artifacts, ancient civilizations, new structures. One of these is the First Block.
At every world's Origin Point, (for reference, 0, 0) lies a tree. This tree is the World Tree, Yggdrasil. Yggdrasil is the foundation of the world; its branches stretch throughout the four corners of it. Yggdrasil is a pure tree, and in it lies unlimited energy that was used to shape the world. If people can see past the illusion of a game, they can brave Yggdrasil's secrets. But if their intentions are unjust, Yggdrasil will keep them out by constructing labyrinths and sentinels. However, if their intentions are pure, Yggdrasil will recognize that and Show the way.
At the inside of Yggdrasil lies the First Block. The Block is the conduit of all of Yggdrasil's potential and energy. In its purest form, the Block is a gigantic multicolored cube. However, once a person interacts with the cube or resides in its chamber for long enough, the Block will change into what it senses it best for the person, if his/her intentions are just.
In this way, the Block can do almost anything in the world, and can assume any number of shapes, so long as they themselves are inclined to sacred geometry. Once this transformed cube is interacted with, it will change something in the world it resides in. This change can either be minor or very important. However, if there were recorded cases of such an event, they have been lost to the mists of time.
I look for more rooms... there's gotta be a pot around here someplace...
Against common sense, you travel through the KITCHEN and into the CLOSET. Since it is so small, you can examine it without needing a command.
You are now in the CLOSET. Here you can see a single lit ceiling light, and there are several brooms on the floor of the closet. Even more books lie in here as well, and you see various items on the floor that you can't identify.
As far as you can tell, there are no doors in the Closet.
"Oh boar, I'm so sorry, are you okay?"
I search around for a towel and proceed to clean the boar with it.
"You MONSTERS! That is animal abuse, put your weapons down!"
"There there, it's okay boar."
You grab a TOWEL and clean the BOARMINATOR. It is restored +500 HP and gains +13 Cleanliness. However, the BOARMINATOR does not appreciate such close contact and rams into you, dealing 4 damage to you.
Hat: Chaotic Nickel Amassment of Hats
Cosmetic: Up All Night
Robo K4yne's Hotbar
Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Laserkind, Controllerkind
Primary: The Black Flag
Secondary: Bombs For Blasting At You
Melee: The Maroon Marvel
Hat: The Treasure of Blackbeard
Cosmetic: Davy Jones' Helmet
Cosmetic II: One Errant Twitch
> K4yne: Should the boar react positively to Leonstar0's nannying, defense buff engie_ninja. Should the boar still be hostile, riddle it with arrows from your trusty Hellspawn. > R. K.: Clear the fridge. Keep all cheeses and the diet coke for K4yn's inventory later after the strife. Add everything else to the group inventory.
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Fire License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
11 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 1
15 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Fishing LV. 1
10 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
You use HELLSPAWN and deal 7,500 damage to the BOARMINATOR.
Robo-K4yne clears all the items that he saw from his previous viewing of the FRIDGE and divies them up between himself and the group.
K4YNE INVENTORY:
+10 Cheeses +1 Diet Coke Jug
GROUP INVENTORY:
+1 Milk Jug +10 Water Bottles +1 Stick of Butter +1 Orange Juice Jug
"Nooooooooooooooooo!"
In slow motion I jump in front of the arrow.
"Your all murders! MURDERS!" I scream in agony.
I tuck the boar under my arm, get up and run away with it.
...straight at Leonstar0. He loses 8 HP, and tucks the BOARMINATOR under his arm. However, when he attempts to run away, the BOARMINATOR loses it and chucks him through the BALCONY door. He lands with a thud on the BALCONY, having lost 4 HP.
I watched that entire fight occur. I could have helped you guys, but, this book (whatever it is) has quite an interesting plot. (Assuming it's a story)
*delayed reaction*
Wait, a boar? I cast Illuminate!
(Perhaps it is dark in here)
*flips page*
> THELORDERELYE: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - ILLUMINATE You cast ILLUMINATE, giving the KITCHEN +50 Brightness. This does nothing except momentarily blind everyone in the KITCHEN. ACHIEVEMENT GET! ~ All in the Technique Successfully use a Battle Technique.
> TheLordErelye: Read Chapter Two.
You start reading Chapter Two.
CHAPTER TWO: PIGMEN
The subject of Pigmen is a very controversial subject among scholars and historians. Many simply refuse to believe that such a creature ever existed, or ever could exist. However, like last chapter, once you open your mind to the possibilities of a whole world where a creator and evolution exist in tandem, it isn't very hard.
Pigmen are, put simply, the first intelligent species to fully populate the world of Minecraft and actually build and evolve there. If you interpreted that sentence as saying that there was a race who lived in Minecraft and yet did not directly interact with it, then you are right. That would be the Endermen, who will be covered in later chapters. (Specifically, Five, Nine, Ten, and Seventeen.)
As detailed in many old texts, Pigmen were created by the Endermen, whom at that point were playing God with the world of Minecraft, who felt that they needed a race to populate the world they lived in. They took the Pigs they had create and made them capable of living as the Endermen would, albeit at a smaller scale.
It is said that the Pigmen survived and thrived much like the Testificates and Humans did; so much so, in fact, that is said that some Testificate Villages may have been built by the Pigmen. It is also said that the Pigmen built the Abandoned Mineshafts found throughout Minecraft. This evidence is supported by the fact that many early Testificates were reported to be puzzled at the structures as well. However, it is believed they may have added on to these Mineshafts as well.
I'm pretty sure you can see why this subject may be controversial, in any case.
Of course, the idea of Pigmen having existed would lead to the subject of where they are now. And the answer to that lies in the fact that Zombie Pigmen indeed exist in the Nether. Many are quick to believe that the Nether mutated innocent Pigs into Pigmen; indeed, they have been seen to turn when exposed to lightning. However, it is highly improbable that the Nether could mutate the accidental Pig into hordes of Zombies.
As such, it is the belief of many that Pigmen stunbled upon the Nether, perhaps on purpose, to see if there was any way they could access dimensions beyond their own. Perhaps they wanted to seek the counsel of the Endermen. Regardless, through threat or curiosity, they arrived and the majority of them were mutated into the Zombie Pigmen that now roam its concrete halls.
So, the fate of this race is clear, but its life remains mostly shrouded in mystery and history. For more information, you can turn to Chapter 17.
22/40
11/15 x2
After watching what happens when my torch descends into the darkness below, I turn back to what is going on.
If the boar is still rampaging, I take out my minigun, load it with spitzer bullets, go into the kitchen and riddle the stupid things with holes. I also take a heart container
If the boar is dead or friendly, and the area below does not seem to be too dangerous, I equip one of the voids of heat and one of the broken uraniums umbrages, take a heart container and drop down into the Basement.
If the boar is dead or friendly and the area below is either unilluminated or dangerous, I grab a heart container, then go into the hallway.
Meanwhile in the hallway:
If the truck is still intact:
If the guardians were successfully run over and are now dead, I get out open the green door.
If the guardians were run over but aren't dead: I perform a U-turn (how is the house this big?!?) and run them over again.
If I missed them (which probably resulted in my crashing the truck into the door) I get out of the truck, and unload the giga gun at them.
If the truck is broken,
Repeat any of the above, except for the second command, which is replaced by me using the giga gun.
You enter the KITCHEN and take out your MINIGUN. You equip it with SPITZER BULLETS.
> PIONOPLAYER: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - PLAY 'EM OFF
You're about to riddle the BOARMINATOR with bullets, but Aegis-A095 stops you with his hand.
23/40
12/15 x2
If pionoplayer is in the kitchen:
If the boar is still alive, I swap out to the void of heat, then freeze the boar in place, dealing no damage, but making it unable to attack, block, or dodge.
If the boar is dead, and the basement is illuminated and not dangerous, I equip one of each of the two level five swords I have (void of heat and broken uraniums umbrage) and jump down into the Basement.
If the boar is dead and the basement isn't both illuminated and safe-ish, I go into the hallway, I hear screeching tires, loud, honking, yelling, and I hope that wasn't the sound of him crashing the truck, so I'd better go check on him to make sure he isn't breaking to much.
If I'm in the Basement:
I take out another torch and look around, preparing in case I get attacked by anything.
If I'm in the hallway:
If piono has just performed a U-turn (last post I made) I dive out of the way just before he runs me over.
Otherwise:
If the warriors are still alive:
I use the sharpened lava axe to turn them back into regular firewood.
If the warriors are dead:
I grab the cueball trophy from the wall, interesting, I wonder if its a magic cueball.
piono:
If the truck is still intact, I am still driving it, and the enemies in here are alive:
I make ANOTHER U-turn (seriously Scratch, you've made this place a whole lot bigger since the godmodder landed in your study) and run the warriors over again. Getting run over by an armor-plated semi probably isn't very good for their health, which is the point.
If the truck is still intact and the enemies are dead:
I equip one of the Mohs Malevolences (Even if he was from a doomed timeline, having him here turned out to be a good thing) and put the truck back into my inventory. Yes, I can fit the truck in there, pionoplayer's done tinkering with my inventory over the years, so I can hold some pretty big stuff.
If I am not driving the truck and the enemies are alive:
I take out the fusion thrower, I highly doubt that enemies made of wood do too well against flamethrowers. Especially not souped up ones like this. I use the fusion thrower on the warriors.
If the truck is busted and the enemies are dead:
I leave the truck there. I've got two more that are better stored up, so no biggie. I equip Mohs Malevolence, and if I haven't yet, I open the green door.
(If you're wondering Scratch, me and piono do in fact share an inventory. This is linked by person, so we had access to alternate timeline piono when he died, and still have his stuff, which is why we currently have two copies of the weapons. Not the vehicles or the potions though, it seems he didn't have any of those left. However, since we share one inventory, we only have one copy of the base supplies everyone else got handed to them. Also, the energy obliterator is in my inventory, with both 40 post charges still loaded into it, as it is a weapon, and we have three extended splash potions of rejuvenation as I had them stored up for when piono got sent back while we still thought he was alpha timeline piono from the future. Just clearing this all up.)
You equip the VOID OF HEAT, freezing the BOARMINATOR.
20/40 x4 in storage
20/40 CAPPED AT 20
10/10 x23 in storage
total =
20/20x2
40/40x4
10/10x23
I place my hand on pionoplayer's chest to stop him from turning the wild boar (where the gorrila did that come from?) into a lead pincushion. That ruins the meat idiot. If the boar is hostile to the group, I demonstrate how to kill game. I snipe the boar with one of my guns through the eye. If not, I decapitate the boar. I then skin it, clean it, and roast it all with my Glaive. I burn the blood off.
Searching for exit...if exist is found, explore new area.
You stop pionoplayer and prepare your own attack.
> AEGIS-A095: COMBAT OPERANDI - TIE GAME
You expend 10 Elf Tears to use the attack, draining your supply.
You leap at the BOARMINATOR and pull out a SNIPER RIFLE, headshotting the animal. You then skin it, clean it, and, due to the absence of a GLAIVE OF EMBERS, cook it on the OVEN.
Raspberry Pi: 6/10
Tippi: 10/20.
Count Bleck: 10/20.
Upgrade: 9/40.
Sir Quentin Trembly II Esquire: 3/40.
I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 7/10.
Nimble Core: 2/10.
Life Circuit: 2/6
HEY DOC, WHAT ABOUT MY BILL CIPHER FORMAL WEAR AND STUFF?
I read The Scratch and try to protect the books from any harm.
I also throw a torch into the Gaping Hole. If it looks safe I jump in with my diamond sword equipped.
Hopefully there is something here that can re-enable my techno-skills and Raspberry Pis.
Or at least an Alchmiter.
Also, since there was a scratch...
Where is a device to activate the Scratch again? Hello, Doc. Looks li-HE IS DISTRACTED BY MY TALKING NOW NOW NOW! Wat? hahayourdistracinghimnow I, BILL CIPHER, ATTEMPT ENTER DOC SCRATCH'S MIND! ABILTIES: BREATH FIRE: IIIII MIND: II Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: III MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO:IIIIIIII
It looks like your Formal Wear did not make the trip.
Relax. I wouldn't disturb your book-reading. Even I'm not that needlessly cruel.
> Nimbleguy: Read The Scratch.
You read The Scratch, written by the mysteriously titled "R.L."
The Scratch - R.L. Table of Contents Preface Chapter One - What's In a Name? Chapter Two - The Scratch Construct Chapter Three - Ingredients Chapter Four - Initating the Scratch Chapter Five - The Effects Epilogue - Anew
Interesting.
You throw a TORCH into the GAPING HOLE and are met with the same absence of success that befell pionoplayer earlier. Nevertheless, you jump in, against better judgement.
There wasn't an actual Scratch, since this isn't an Sburb session. It's more of a metaphorical one, as I killed TwinBuilder and I, Doc "Scratch", took control of the narrative.
You, Bill Cipher, instantly fail due to the thousands of mental walls inside of my orb-like (perfectly shaved) head. You may find that when it comes to blocking mental attacks, I am simply the best there is.
If the boar is dead, claim what it dropped and go in the balcony. After that, I look around.
If the boar is alive, do a lunge stab at it's head.
(BTW that's my third)
Scratch, if you don't mind, I'd like to Pm you about an idea I've had.
You will have the chance to do that at the end of this turn. Regardless, you head to the BALCONY and examine it.
The BALCONY is a sizable area with guardrails at the edge. There is a table with a chair on either side and a fully assembled chessboard on the table. The sides appear to be green and red rather than white and black. Leonstar0 is on the floor, having sustained injuries.
Looking forwards, you can see a green cityscape. Looking up, what appears to be two moons.
I attempt to fire an omnidirectional beam around me, killing stuff and hopefully destroying the whole first floor. Maybe I can actually get unlost now.
No one in the LIBRARY has health bars.
You then use the power of the 9,000th Post: THE NEGATIVE NONILLIONTH NECROMANCY OF THE NEWBIE'S NEUROCORTEX. You fire a white-hot beam that is fired at the Unbreakable Bond surrounding the Rolled-Up Scroll. The Bond heats up and melts, leaving the Scroll intact.
Next entity 40/40 unavailable
Random stockpile charge. 11/40
Ammo charge 2/5 + 1 stocked + 9 stocked unavailable
Using the power of this post number being over 9000, (9002 > 9000) I use my pick as a crowbar to rip out the wall around where I scratched the wallpaper. And I'm going to stay on this floor thank you very much. The only person who ever told us that going up is good was Scratch, and he is the one that kidnapped us. I'm going to be suspicious of everything you say because I really dislike you Scratch, especially because you think of yourself as higher and mightier than you are. (At least in a non meta sense)
Oops, I forgot that DTG 2 is still based inside Minecraft! Silly me.
Turkey: 5/5. Turkey's ready, guys! I serve it on the dining room table.
I transmute my iron chestplate into a Good Luck Shirt, my iron boots into Lucky Shoes, my iron helmet into Lucky Glasses, and my iron pants into Lucky Jeans. It doesn't really do much, but make them look like my favorite clothing items in 'real' life.
I also modify my Minecart with Sentry Gun with the Scrap Metal and Stimpaks I have to allow it to fire Stimpaks and heal allies. It can switch back to its offensive manner at any given time. Also, I weld my Pick and Sword to the Sentry-Cart to make it an autonomous robo-pet that follows me around.
And I equip my Lucky Set and Forgecrusher and wait for someone to help me take on the Firewood Soldiers.
You serve 3 COOKED CHICKEN that anyone can take.
You don't have the neccessary levels to TRANSMUTE items yet. Perhaps as you level up, you will.
You modify your Minecart with Sentry Gun and make it the DaVinci Robot.
in my search for another room i find the voices in my head:
We should kill them all...
Ex-ter-min-ate!
No! No killing! And no attacking unless they attack first! Just diplomacy!
From a position of strength...
Like Adamantine or Slade...
Guys! we need to focus on getting out... or putting pots on our heads... How are we going to get out?
We could be puttin' butterfly corpses in th' door...
[Rougesteelproject attempts to shove a dead butterfly into the front door. If this requires having a butterfly, he goes looking for such... in the third person, suddenly]
I can tell you with utmost certainty that there are no butterflies in my Manor.
Well, I really don't know what to do. I guess I just pocket a random book that'll likely act as a Chekhov's Gun later.
You pocket another copy of THE FIRST BLOCK AND OTHER LEGENDS. Thankfully, I have two of almost every book I own.
________________________________________________________________________________________
Thanks to Dimentiosome's powerful attack, the seal keeping everyone from opening the Rolled-Up Scroll is now vaporized, and the Scroll may be opened. Additionally, the section of Wallpaper that had been scratched off before is now revealed to contain a Safe, with a number pad. You'll need to find the correct sequence of numbers to open it...
Meanwhile, in the Kitchen, the Boarminator has been slain thanks to Aegis-A095's powerful Combat Operandi. Everyone in the room LEVELS UP, rising to LEVEL TWO. And just in time, too: DemonicDaVinci's meal has been finished. The CHICKEN he produced can be used as healing items.
At the same time, in the Hallway, the skilled warriors defeated the two Firewood Soldiers. Everyone in that room LEVELS UP as well, rising to LEVEL TWO.
roguesteelproject, in the Closet, appears to be not doing much of anything.
ManiacMaster surveys the Balcony, taking in the view. He looks at Leonstar0, who lies badly wounded on the floor. To be fair, he did try to befriend a wild boar.
Last, but not least, pionoplayer and Nimbleguy fall down a lengthy drop. Eventually, they meet the ground and each suffer 6 fall damage. Not a good start... But they got where they wanted to be: They are in the BASEMENT. The first room they are in, SACRED GROUND, is very intimidating... They can dimly see the light from the LIBRARY. They stand at a crossroads.
First Floor - Discovered Rooms: Library, Kitchen, Hallway, Closet, Balcony.
Library - Players:
Talist: [AG] Equipped: IRON ARMOR.
Amperz4nd: [AG]
Dimentiosome: [AG]
Books:
The Nature of Split Personalities by Vanill A. First Guardians for Dummies by Q. Ball The First Block and Other Legends by Jens Bergensten Pesterchum 101 by ectoBiologist The Scratch by R.L. Problem Sleuth by Andrew Hussie
Rolled-Up Scroll. Ready to read.
Large and Ornate Door. Leads South. Has giant keyhole.
Left Wall Door. Leads to Kitchen.
Right Wall Door. Leads to Hallway.
Furniture Fort. Created with tables and chairs, by Irecreeper. Housing Irecreeper.
Gaping Hole. Left where the Brittle Floor and Chandelier once were.
Safe. Uncovered from Ripped-Up Wallpaper. Locked.
________________________________________________________________________________________
Kitchen - Players:
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 20/20. Equipped: POCKET KNIFE. Lv. 2: Ninjapprentice.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 20/20. Equipped: THE IRON WEB, WIDOW'S BLACK MATTER. Lv. 2: Mod Novice.
DemonicDaVinci: [N] HP: 20/20. Equipped: FORGECRUSHER. Reading: THE FIRST BLOCK AND OTHER LEGENDS. Lv. 2: Nurse.
Aegis-A095: [AG] HP: 20/20. Lv. 2: Sharpshoot.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 20/20. Lv. 2: Novice Constructer.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: SILVER BOW. Lv. 2: Little-Wings.
Minor107: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: SCOPED PROJECT M. Lv. 2: Stone Pick.
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: MAN'S BEST FRIEND. Reading: THE FIRST BLOCK AND OTHER LEGENDS. Lv. 2: Basic Magician
K4yne: [PG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: HELLSPAWN, CHAOS'S SINKER. Reading: Pesterchum 101. Lv. 2: Double-Visioned.
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QUICKLY DIMENTIOSOME, UNLEASH THE SPECIAL ATTACKS! YOU HIT POST 9000!
AND I WILL INSTA-KILL THE FIRST PERSON TO MAKE THE JOKE!
/null
Next entity 40/40unavailableRandom stockpile charge. 11/40
Ammo charge 2/5 + 1 stocked +
9 stockedunavailableUsing the power of this post number being over 9000, (9002 > 9000) I use my pick as a crowbar to rip out the wall around where I scratched the wallpaper. And I'm going to stay on this floor thank you very much. The only person who ever told us that going up is good was Scratch, and he is the one that kidnapped us. I'm going to be suspicious of everything you say because I really dislike you Scratch, especially because you think of yourself as higher and mightier than you are. (At least in a non meta sense)
+3 is up for trade with any AG x3
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Oops, I forgot that DTG 2 is still based inside Minecraft! Silly me.
Turkey: 5/5. Turkey's ready, guys! I serve it on the dining room table.
I transmute my iron chestplate into a Good Luck Shirt, my iron boots into Lucky Shoes, my iron helmet into Lucky Glasses, and my iron pants into Lucky Jeans. It doesn't really do much, but make them look like my favorite clothing items in 'real' life.
I also modify my Minecart with Sentry Gun with the Scrap Metal and Stimpaks I have to allow it to fire Stimpaks and heal allies. It can switch back to its offensive manner at any given time. Also, I weld my Pick and Sword to the Sentry-Cart to make it an autonomous robo-pet that follows me around.
And I equip my Lucky Set and Forgecrusher and wait for someone to help me take on the Firewood Soldiers.
Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Cuekind, Swordkind, Rodkind
Primary: Hellspawn
Melee: Chaos's Sinker
Hat: Chaotic Nickel Amassment of Hats
Cosmetic: Up All Night
Robo K4yne's Hotbar
Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Laserkind, Controllerkind
Primary: The Black Flag
Secondary: Bombs For Blasting At You
Melee: The Maroon Marvel
Hat: The Treasure of Blackbeard
Cosmetic: Davy Jones' Helmet
Cosmetic II: One Errant Twitch
> K4yne: If the boar is still alive, flip the gorilla out at it. If it's dead, eat one of the cheeses.
> R. K: Play Gorillaz - Dare
4 License Points
Fire License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
11 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 1
15 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Fishing LV. 1
10 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
"WHAT NINE-THOUSAND?! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!"
I equip my Scoped Project M. Assuming I still have it of course.
I scored 100% on the Minecraft Trivia Quiz. How much do you know about Minecraft?
TOPICS I MAKE, Y U NO STAY ALIVE?
Oh wait. I have the λΣ gun, so I just take one pistol.
I also equip the X.M.D Sword And the λΣ gun.
Bomb of the forbidden attack: 11/25
SERVER CRASHER: 21/100
I'll be making my great escape now!
DIMENTIOSOME! Edit your post with a 9000 post attack! Trust me, it will be real good. /NULL
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Uhh...should I just say '9000 post attack'?
Also WHERE THE HECK AM I!?
/null
Just think of an attack that does something epic, and it will happen. HURRY! /NULL
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
We should kill them all...
Ex-ter-min-ate!
No! No killing! And no attacking unless they attack first! Just diplomacy!
From a position of strength...
Like Adamantine or Slade...
Guys! we need to focus on getting out... or putting pots on our heads... How are we going to get out?
We could be puttin' butterfly corpses in th' door...
[Rougesteelproject attempts to shove a dead butterfly into the front door. If this requires having a butterfly, he goes looking for such... in the third person, suddenly]
There we go! That's more like it! Scratch might tweak it, but at least you did a special! Lucky little... /NULL
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
/null
OVER 9000!!!!!!!!Dang it. Engie beat me to it.Lol.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
Well, I really don't know what to do. I guess I just pocket a random book that'll likely act as a Chekhov's Gun later.
No, that was Talist who made the joke first. (Post 9002 for those of you who're curious)
/nullpost
Probably the most irrelevant post of all time, but for some reason I keep thinking about Scratch singing 'Blurred Lines', with 'Suckers' in place of 'blurred lines' and ''cause my head's a cueball' in place of ''cause you're a good girl'.
I wonder what he'd think about this...
Next entity 40/40unavailableRandom stockpile charge. 12/40
Ammo charge 3/5 + 1 stocked +
9 stockedunavailableIf the walls are made of some kind of wood like material, I pile up all the planks I ripped out into a little pile. If they are stone, then I collect 1 large block of it.
+3 is up for trade with any AG x3
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
I'd think that you're completely or at least mostly delusional and have nothing better to in your spare time than mindlessly daydream and browse the internet, looking for things that are either funny, interesting, or neither.
And I'd probably be right.
/null
Probably.
...I'm not sure there's anyway that statement can be false...
> POST 9000 - 5/25/14
No continuing charges is right. If I can provide some justification for implementing such a rule, it will be that all your charges are rooted in a different game. DTG2 as you know it has evolved; it has Scratched.
And I'm sure you know what a Scratch can do.
You attempt to use 'Find my Friends'. You find out nothing about your current location. It appears this move will not work here; you will have to figure out where you are in relation to GodCraft yourself.
And by the way, if you're looking to start an Sburb session yourself, but not directly participate in it, it would likely be that you would be the First Guardian, not whatever eldritch being you would create. Of course, he would never be as devilishly handsome as I, so why bother?
Anyway, enough food for thought. Yes, you can charge as long as it's newly created.
You cannot go through more than one room at once. The way exploration works is that you must specify which room you go to in one post. Then, in the next one, after examining the room (take care in doing that), you go through another door, and so on and so forth.
However, I will go through a process of elimination to help you. Since we can see that the Kitchen's two doors, the Balcony and the Closet, probably won't lead to the room that you want to go to, that leaves the Gaping Hole and the Hallway.
Because, compared to the earlier portions of the game, the Godmodder has not lost much health, and the thing about the charge cap is that it goes up as his health goes down. However, that's not entirely your fault, since his relevance in the story has been drastically altered as of now.
I thought I made it quite clear that you are not allowed to continue charges that were created before this sidequest began.
If you had bothered to check your inventory, Piono, you would have found that your vehicles created from the Garage were not in there, and so you would not be able to use them.
You examine the GAPING HOLE. You equip a TORCH and throw it down the GAPING HOLE. ...Nothing is visible. Perhaps you will need to go down there yourself.
But of course.
Welcome to Text Adventure: Antichamber. (V 4.13) Enter a prompt.
>...
The Chandelier has already fell to its demise. It will be remembered in the Land of the Dead.
You attempt to bring up a LIST OF CHALLENGES. However, you find that there is no such list. Of course, the inclusion of one would be needlessly complicated.
You enter the HALLWAY, and attack a FIREWOOD SOLDIER with THE FARMER'S FIRING RANGE! You deal 7,500 damage to one of them.
You equip your IRON HELMET, IRON CHESTPLATE, IRON LEGGINGS, and IRON BOOTS. You also equip your DIAMOND SWORD, and take the MINIGUN from the GROUP INVENTORY. You cannot wield both at once.
Everyone in the KITCHEN is currently engaged in Strife, not just engie.
Welcome back, Opel. I was beginning to think I wouldn't see you and your quintipolarity ever again, but I see our recent conversation has proved me wrong.
Examining the KITCHEN is not the only thing you can do right now, but you do so regardless.
Unsurprisingly, the KITCHEN is just as uniformly green as the rest of the rooms your group has encountered so far. The room's floor is not made of wood like the rest of the house, but of stone; still green, of course. Inside the room is three doors.
The east one is the one you just came through.
The north one has a sign above it that reads CLOSET.
The west one has a sign above it that reads BALCONY.
Inside of the room are countertops and many different drawers and closets, presumably for foodstuffs. There is a microwave, stove, oven, refrigerator, and freezer as well, plus a table and chairs for sitting in.
A WILD BOAR stands in the middle of the room, with all the other players surrounding it. It appears they all are fighting the hostile boar. You should probably help them.
You examine your INVENTORY.
THELORDERELYE INVENTORY:
Diamond Sword / Diamond Pickaxe / Torch x128 / Iron Helmet / Iron Chestplate / Iron Leggings / Iron Boots / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / Man's Best Friend
You equip MAN'S BEST FRIEND.
You grab The First Block and Other Legends.
> TheLordErelye: Read The First Block and Other Legends.
You flip to the Table of Contents.
You decide to read The First Block and Other Legends. You also decide you won't underline the book's title anymore, as it's getting pretty annoying. You sit down on a comfy chair, pick up the book, and start to read...
THE FIRST BLOCK AND OTHER LEGENDS
BY JENS BERGENSTEN,
MC 1.7.9
TABLE OF CONTENTS:
PROLOGUE
CHAPTER ONE: THE FIRST BLOCK
CHAPTER TWO: PIGMEN
CHAPTER THREE: MONOLITHIUM
CHAPTER FOUR: THE VOID
CHAPTER FIVE: THE FAR LANDS
CHAPTER SIX: HEROBRINE
CHAPTER SEVEN: THE GREAT WAR
CHAPTER EIGHT: THE TRIFECTA
CHAPTER NINE: THE RED DRAGON
CHAPTER TEN: THE ENDER DRAGON
CHAPTER ELEVEN: THE PLAYER
CHAPTER TWELVE: THE WITHER
CHAPTER THIRTEEN: THE TEMPLES
CHAPTER FOURTEEN: ALCHEMY
CHAPTER FIFTEEN: RESETS
CHAPTER SIXTEEN: THE GENERATOR
CHAPTER SEVENTEEN: A HISTORY
EPILOGUE
You decide to read the Prologue first, as it's on the next page.
PROLOGUE
This book is a compilation of legends that been seen throughout the folds of Minecraftia. As anyone who has cared to research the game in certain ways knows, Minecraft is much more than just a game. Minecraft is a whole universe with its own laws and creation, and we can access it and present it through technological means. But every Minecraft avatar, every player, is as real as you and I.
They are their own people, with their own lives. And the people who play Minecraft, every time they kill an Ender Dragon or a Wither, they are saving their own world. Every time they enter a sever, it's like entering a city. And there are things that they do not understand just as much as we do not understand. As I said, this book will try to share some of those things. I pray I can do this culture justice and share their history.
Because those who fail to understand history are... Well, you know.
-Jens, the Scholar
You use CHAOS'S SINKER against the WILD BOAR, who has decided to change his name to the much more fearsome BOARMINATOR. 7,500 damage.
Robo-K4yne cheers for the aggressors.
You equip a GREEN LAMP and somehow attach it to your back. You now act as a light source. You then equip STARRY NIGHT, and auto-attack the FIREWOOD SOLDIER, dealing 7,500 damage.
You enter the KITCHEN.
You equip the IRON WEB and the WIDOW'S BLACK MATTER. Since they require one hand each, you can dual-wield them both.
You equip your IRON HELMET, IRON CHESTPLATE, IRON LEGGINGS, and IRON BOOTS.
> IRECREEPER: COMBAT OPERANDI - TELESLASH
You expend 4 Weasel Tears, 1 Hog Slop, and 3 Pie Fillings to invoke the command.
You flash-step using the Hand of Pearl and appear both in front and behind a Firewood Guardian. Both of you then raise your Scythes and TELESLASH, dealing a critted 15,000 damage.
ACHIEVEMENT GET ~ Pugna Operati
Succesfully use a Combat Operandi.
The BOARMINATOR is now Poisoned and will have slightly less atack power. Clever thinking.
You are now unbanned.
ACHIEVEMENT GET ~ Forgiven
Get unbanned.
Whoever this "FIFTH ANGEL" is, I doubt he has the power of one such as I.
You cannot continue charges from before this sidequest. Also, the charge cap is still 40.
You travel to the KITCHEN.
> TheLordErelye: Read Chapter One.
You flip a couple of pages to get to Chapter One of the book. You start reading.
CHAPTER ONE: THE FIRST BLOCK
I will start this book off by traveling to the very beginning of Minecraftia. The First Block is a legend that falls under the premise that everything must start somewhere; every block, every world. The First Block of a world is just that: the first block of the world that is "generated". This seems very trivial until you look at Minecraft not as a game, but as a dimension.
This term, looking at Minecraft as a real world, has a name: "operating". Once you treat Minecraftia as an equal to Earth, you can learn to "operate" it. You can find out the deepest secrets its world has to offer. You can see things that would not normally be in the "game". You can see ruins, cave paintings, artifacts, ancient civilizations, new structures. One of these is the First Block.
At every world's Origin Point, (for reference, 0, 0) lies a tree. This tree is the World Tree, Yggdrasil. Yggdrasil is the foundation of the world; its branches stretch throughout the four corners of it. Yggdrasil is a pure tree, and in it lies unlimited energy that was used to shape the world. If people can see past the illusion of a game, they can brave Yggdrasil's secrets. But if their intentions are unjust, Yggdrasil will keep them out by constructing labyrinths and sentinels. However, if their intentions are pure, Yggdrasil will recognize that and Show the way.
At the inside of Yggdrasil lies the First Block. The Block is the conduit of all of Yggdrasil's potential and energy. In its purest form, the Block is a gigantic multicolored cube. However, once a person interacts with the cube or resides in its chamber for long enough, the Block will change into what it senses it best for the person, if his/her intentions are just.
In this way, the Block can do almost anything in the world, and can assume any number of shapes, so long as they themselves are inclined to sacred geometry. Once this transformed cube is interacted with, it will change something in the world it resides in. This change can either be minor or very important. However, if there were recorded cases of such an event, they have been lost to the mists of time.
Against common sense, you travel through the KITCHEN and into the CLOSET. Since it is so small, you can examine it without needing a command.
You are now in the CLOSET. Here you can see a single lit ceiling light, and there are several brooms on the floor of the closet. Even more books lie in here as well, and you see various items on the floor that you can't identify.
As far as you can tell, there are no doors in the Closet.
4,000 damage to the Boarminator.
Something tells me you aren't very far from the truth.
Critical hit! 8,000 damage.
ACHIEVEMENT GET ~ Critically Acclaimed
Score a non-Combat Operandi critical hit.
To be honest, I have no idea. I'm not the only one living in here, you know.
You analyze the MODEL AIRPLANE.
A curious model airplane. It appears to be based off of a Boeing 747, a commercial airliner. You wonder what it was doing in the trash.
ACHIEVEMENT GET! ~ Analysis
Analyze an object.
You grab a TOWEL and clean the BOARMINATOR. It is restored +500 HP and gains +13 Cleanliness. However, the BOARMINATOR does not appreciate such close contact and rams into you, dealing 4 damage to you.
You use HELLSPAWN and deal 7,500 damage to the BOARMINATOR.
Robo-K4yne clears all the items that he saw from his previous viewing of the FRIDGE and divies them up between himself and the group.
K4YNE INVENTORY:
+10 Cheeses
+1 Diet Coke Jug
GROUP INVENTORY:
+1 Milk Jug
+10 Water Bottles
+1 Stick of Butter
+1 Orange Juice Jug
You dash towards the BOARMINATOR, charging your shot.
You charge it up to 80% before the BOARMINATOR rushes at you, forcing you to fire...
...straight at Leonstar0. He loses 8 HP, and tucks the BOARMINATOR under his arm. However, when he attempts to run away, the BOARMINATOR loses it and chucks him through the BALCONY door. He lands with a thud on the BALCONY, having lost 4 HP.
7,500 damage.
> THELORDERELYE: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - ILLUMINATE
You cast ILLUMINATE, giving the KITCHEN +50 Brightness. This does nothing except momentarily blind everyone in the KITCHEN.
ACHIEVEMENT GET! ~ All in the Technique
Successfully use a Battle Technique.
> TheLordErelye: Read Chapter Two.
You start reading Chapter Two.
CHAPTER TWO: PIGMEN
The subject of Pigmen is a very controversial subject among scholars and historians. Many simply refuse to believe that such a creature ever existed, or ever could exist. However, like last chapter, once you open your mind to the possibilities of a whole world where a creator and evolution exist in tandem, it isn't very hard.
Pigmen are, put simply, the first intelligent species to fully populate the world of Minecraft and actually build and evolve there. If you interpreted that sentence as saying that there was a race who lived in Minecraft and yet did not directly interact with it, then you are right. That would be the Endermen, who will be covered in later chapters. (Specifically, Five, Nine, Ten, and Seventeen.)
As detailed in many old texts, Pigmen were created by the Endermen, whom at that point were playing God with the world of Minecraft, who felt that they needed a race to populate the world they lived in. They took the Pigs they had create and made them capable of living as the Endermen would, albeit at a smaller scale.
It is said that the Pigmen survived and thrived much like the Testificates and Humans did; so much so, in fact, that is said that some Testificate Villages may have been built by the Pigmen. It is also said that the Pigmen built the Abandoned Mineshafts found throughout Minecraft. This evidence is supported by the fact that many early Testificates were reported to be puzzled at the structures as well. However, it is believed they may have added on to these Mineshafts as well.
I'm pretty sure you can see why this subject may be controversial, in any case.
Of course, the idea of Pigmen having existed would lead to the subject of where they are now. And the answer to that lies in the fact that Zombie Pigmen indeed exist in the Nether. Many are quick to believe that the Nether mutated innocent Pigs into Pigmen; indeed, they have been seen to turn when exposed to lightning. However, it is highly improbable that the Nether could mutate the accidental Pig into hordes of Zombies.
As such, it is the belief of many that Pigmen stunbled upon the Nether, perhaps on purpose, to see if there was any way they could access dimensions beyond their own. Perhaps they wanted to seek the counsel of the Endermen. Regardless, through threat or curiosity, they arrived and the majority of them were mutated into the Zombie Pigmen that now roam its concrete halls.
So, the fate of this race is clear, but its life remains mostly shrouded in mystery and history. For more information, you can turn to Chapter 17.
You enter the KITCHEN and take out your MINIGUN. You equip it with SPITZER BULLETS.
> PIONOPLAYER: BATTLE TECHNIQUE - PLAY 'EM OFF
You're about to riddle the BOARMINATOR with bullets, but Aegis-A095 stops you with his hand.
You equip your IRON HELMET, IRON CHESTPLATE, IRON LEGGINGS, and IRON BOOTS.
Firewood Solder 1 killed.
You equip the VOID OF HEAT, freezing the BOARMINATOR.
Is that so? Interesting. I'll keep that in mind.
You stop pionoplayer and prepare your own attack.
> AEGIS-A095: COMBAT OPERANDI - TIE GAME
You expend 10 Elf Tears to use the attack, draining your supply.
You leap at the BOARMINATOR and pull out a SNIPER RIFLE, headshotting the animal. You then skin it, clean it, and, due to the absence of a GLAIVE OF EMBERS, cook it on the OVEN.
There's no Alchemiter in here to alchemize things with.
You check your INVENTORY.
THE_IDEA_MODPACK_MOD_MAN INVENTORY:
Diamond Sword / Diamond Pickaxe / Torch x128 / Iron Helmet / Iron Chestplate / Iron Leggings / Iron Boots / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / X-Inferno / The Xwolverine / You'll Feel a Little ***** / The Widow's Inferno / The Iron Web / 006 / The Plug Puller / Palutena's XBlade / Blade Shooter / X-Blizzard / Widow's Black Matter
Firewood Soldier 2 killed.
You throw a TORCH out the open window. It lands on a roof below.
They are both killed.
Oh, come now. TwinBuilder's life is a thing of the past now. I teleport all the books to their previous locations.
It looks like your Formal Wear did not make the trip.
Relax. I wouldn't disturb your book-reading. Even I'm not that needlessly cruel.
You read The Scratch, written by the mysteriously titled "R.L."
The Scratch - R.L.
Table of Contents
Preface
Chapter One - What's In a Name?
Chapter Two - The Scratch Construct
Chapter Three - Ingredients
Chapter Four - Initating the Scratch
Chapter Five - The Effects
Epilogue - Anew
Interesting.
You throw a TORCH into the GAPING HOLE and are met with the same absence of success that befell pionoplayer earlier. Nevertheless, you jump in, against better judgement.
There wasn't an actual Scratch, since this isn't an Sburb session. It's more of a metaphorical one, as I killed TwinBuilder and I, Doc "Scratch", took control of the narrative.
You, Bill Cipher, instantly fail due to the thousands of mental walls inside of my orb-like (perfectly shaved) head. You may find that when it comes to blocking mental attacks, I am simply the best there is.
You will have the chance to do that at the end of this turn. Regardless, you head to the BALCONY and examine it.
The BALCONY is a sizable area with guardrails at the edge. There is a table with a chair on either side and a fully assembled chessboard on the table. The sides appear to be green and red rather than white and black. Leonstar0 is on the floor, having sustained injuries.
Looking forwards, you can see a green cityscape. Looking up, what appears to be two moons.
There are no visible doors here.
MINOR107 INVENTORY:
Diamond Sword / Diamond Pickaxe / Torch x128 / Iron Helmet / Iron Chestplate / Iron Leggings / Iron Boots / Crafting Table / Furnace / Enchanting Table / Chest x2 / Scoped Project M / CACTi
No one in the LIBRARY has health bars.
You then use the power of the 9,000th Post: THE NEGATIVE NONILLIONTH NECROMANCY OF THE NEWBIE'S NEUROCORTEX. You fire a white-hot beam that is fired at the Unbreakable Bond surrounding the Rolled-Up Scroll. The Bond heats up and melts, leaving the Scroll intact.
Good work.
You rip up the wallpaper around you and uncover a SAFE. Interesting...
Well, I'm at the top floor. And don't you want to see me through?
You serve 3 COOKED CHICKEN that anyone can take.
You don't have the neccessary levels to TRANSMUTE items yet. Perhaps as you level up, you will.
You modify your Minecart with Sentry Gun and make it the DaVinci Robot.
DEMONICDAVINCI INVENTORY:
+1 DaVinci Robot
-1 Minecart with Sentry Gun
You equip the FORGECRUSHER.
You cannot eat a CHEESE, as it restores health, and you have not lost any.
You equip the SCOPED PROJECT M.
You take 1 PISTOL and 1 SHOTGUN from the GROUP INVENTORY.
You equip the XMD SWORD and the LAMBDA-SIGMA GUN.
I can tell you with utmost certainty that there are no butterflies in my Manor.
You pocket another copy of THE FIRST BLOCK AND OTHER LEGENDS. Thankfully, I have two of almost every book I own.
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Thanks to Dimentiosome's powerful attack, the seal keeping everyone from opening the Rolled-Up Scroll is now vaporized, and the Scroll may be opened. Additionally, the section of Wallpaper that had been scratched off before is now revealed to contain a Safe, with a number pad. You'll need to find the correct sequence of numbers to open it...
Meanwhile, in the Kitchen, the Boarminator has been slain thanks to Aegis-A095's powerful Combat Operandi. Everyone in the room LEVELS UP, rising to LEVEL TWO. And just in time, too: DemonicDaVinci's meal has been finished. The CHICKEN he produced can be used as healing items.
At the same time, in the Hallway, the skilled warriors defeated the two Firewood Soldiers. Everyone in that room LEVELS UP as well, rising to LEVEL TWO.
roguesteelproject, in the Closet, appears to be not doing much of anything.
ManiacMaster surveys the Balcony, taking in the view. He looks at Leonstar0, who lies badly wounded on the floor. To be fair, he did try to befriend a wild boar.
Last, but not least, pionoplayer and Nimbleguy fall down a lengthy drop. Eventually, they meet the ground and each suffer 6 fall damage. Not a good start... But they got where they wanted to be: They are in the BASEMENT. The first room they are in, SACRED GROUND, is very intimidating... They can dimly see the light from the LIBRARY. They stand at a crossroads.
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Scratch's Manor:
First Floor - Discovered Rooms: Library, Kitchen, Hallway, Closet, Balcony.
Library - Players:
Talist: [AG] Equipped: IRON ARMOR.
Amperz4nd: [AG]
Dimentiosome: [AG]
Books:
The Nature of Split Personalities by Vanill A.
First Guardians for Dummies by Q. Ball
The First Block and Other Legends by Jens Bergensten
Pesterchum 101 by ectoBiologist
The Scratch by R.L.
Problem Sleuth by Andrew Hussie
Rolled-Up Scroll. Ready to read.
Large and Ornate Door. Leads South. Has giant keyhole.
Left Wall Door. Leads to Kitchen.
Right Wall Door. Leads to Hallway.
Furniture Fort. Created with tables and chairs, by Irecreeper. Housing Irecreeper.
Gaping Hole. Left where the Brittle Floor and Chandelier once were.
Safe. Uncovered from Ripped-Up Wallpaper. Locked.
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Kitchen - Players:
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 20/20. Equipped: POCKET KNIFE. Lv. 2: Ninjapprentice.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 20/20. Equipped: THE IRON WEB, WIDOW'S BLACK MATTER. Lv. 2: Mod Novice.
DemonicDaVinci: [N] HP: 20/20. Equipped: FORGECRUSHER. Reading: THE FIRST BLOCK AND OTHER LEGENDS. Lv. 2: Nurse.
Aegis-A095: [AG] HP: 20/20. Lv. 2: Sharpshoot.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 20/20. Lv. 2: Novice Constructer.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: SILVER BOW. Lv. 2: Little-Wings.
Minor107: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: SCOPED PROJECT M. Lv. 2: Stone Pick.
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: MAN'S BEST FRIEND. Reading: THE FIRST BLOCK AND OTHER LEGENDS. Lv. 2: Basic Magician
K4yne: [PG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: HELLSPAWN, CHAOS'S SINKER. Reading: Pesterchum 101. Lv. 2: Double-Visioned.
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Kitchen - Objects of Interest:
East Wall Door. Leads back to Library.
West Wall Door. Leads to Balcony.
North Wall Door. Leads to Closet.
Refridgerator. Contains various items.
3 Cooked Chicken. Ready to eat.
Stove.
Oven.
Garbage Bin. Contains Dead Body.
Sink.
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Hallway - Players:
secret_scribe1: [N] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, THE FARMER'S FIRING RANGE. Reading: Problem Sleuth Book 1. Lv. 2: Novelist
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20. Equipped: XMD SWORD, λΣ GUN. Taken: Pistol, Shotgun. Lv. 2: Code Creator.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: GREEN LAMP, STARRY NIGHT. Lv. 2: Sharpshoot.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, ENDERDRAGON'S SCYTHE, ENDERDRAGON HOODIE. Lv. 2: Ender's Eye
fseftr: [PG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: UMBRELLA WARFARE. Lv. 2: Secondary.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: THE CROSSCIRCLE, HELL'S INSTRUMENT. Lv. 2: Dual Unagi.
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Hallway - Objects of Interest:
Draped Windows.
Green Door. At other end of Hallway.
Mounted Cueball Trophy. At end of Hallway.
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Balcony - Players:
Leonstar0: [AG] HP: 4/20.
ManiacMaster: [AG] HP: 20/20. Equipped: IRON ARMOR, DIAMOND SWORD. Taken: MINIGUN.
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Balcony - Objects of Interest:
Table. Equipped with Chess Set.
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Closet - Players:
rougesteelproject: [N] HP: 20/20.
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Closet - Objects of Interest:
Brooms.
Unknown Books.
Pile of Items.
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The Basement - Discovered Rooms: Sacred Ground.
Sacred Ground - Players:
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 20/20.
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 20/20.
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Sacred Ground - Objects of Interest:
Unknown. Needs examination.
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Group Inventory:
1 Chair / 1 Astrolabe / 30 Gun Magazines / 3 Heart Containers / 1 Compass / 1 Clock / 50 Captchalogue Cards / 1 Problem Sleuth Anthology / 1 Machine Gun / 1 Sniper Rifle / 3 Shotguns / 1 Pistol / 50 Ammo Packs / 1 Milk Jug / 10 Watter Bottles / 1 Stick of Butter / 1 OJ Jug
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Escape from Antichamber:
Flare Flames: [AG]