"Oh boar, I'm so sorry, are you okay?"
I search around for a towel and proceed to clean the boar with it.
"You MONSTERS! That is animal abuse, put your weapons down!"
"There there, it's okay boar."
Hat: Chaotic Nickel Amassment of Hats
Cosmetic: Up All Night
Robo K4yne's Hotbar
Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Laserkind, Controllerkind
Primary: The Black Flag
Secondary: Bombs For Blasting At You
Melee: The Maroon Marvel
Hat: The Treasure of Blackbeard
Cosmetic: Davy Jones' Helmet
Cosmetic II: One Errant Twitch
> K4yne: Should the boar react positively to Leonstar0's nannying, defense buff engie_ninja. Should the boar still be hostile, riddle it with arrows from your trusty Hellspawn. > R. K.: Clear the fridge. Keep all cheeses and the diet coke for K4yn's inventory later after the strife. Add everything else to the group inventory.
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Fire License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
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Arson LV. 1
15 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Fishing LV. 1
10 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
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Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
"Nooooooooooooooooo!"
In slow motion I jump in front of the arrow.
"Your all murders! MURDERS!" I scream in agony.
I tuck the boar under my arm, get up and run away with it.
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I watched that entire fight occur. I could have helped you guys, but, this book (whatever it is) has quite an interesting plot. (Assuming it's a story)
*delayed reaction*
Wait, a boar? I cast Illuminate!
(Perhaps it is dark in here)
*flips page*
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VUM, ME QBIXX PIYE IV AVPERWAQQAUV, UD QURPQ;
CU! RENEX AV PBE WUUVXACBP OVFER PBE GUORPQ.
~~~
Kar nfnuvvh qoyekc-wmyk nhrvrgwkcs; kie whiznuw; klh zsiek nmor pxgpfhh kce psl wkuh ik cfyu xptzgvrfk.
22/40
11/15 x2 After watching what happens when my torch descends into the darkness below, I turn back to what is going on. If the boar is still rampaging, I take out my minigun, load it with spitzer bullets, go into the kitchen and riddle the stupid things with holes. I also take a heart container If the boar is dead or friendly, and the area below does not seem to be too dangerous, I equip one of the voids of heat and one of the broken uraniums umbrages, take a heart container and drop down into the Basement. If the boar is dead or friendly and the area below is either unilluminated or dangerous, I grab a heart container, then go into the hallway.
Meanwhile in the hallway:
If the truck is still intact:
If the guardians were successfully run over and are now dead, I get out open the green door.
If the guardians were run over but aren't dead: I perform a U-turn (how is the house this big?!?) and run them over again.
If I missed them (which probably resulted in my crashing the truck into the door) I get out of the truck, and unload the giga gun at them.
If the truck is broken,
Repeat any of the above, except for the second command, which is replaced by me using the giga gun.
23/40
12/15 x2
If pionoplayer is in the kitchen: If the boar is still alive, I swap out to the void of heat, then freeze the boar in place, dealing no damage, but making it unable to attack, block, or dodge. If the boar is dead, and the basement is illuminated and not dangerous, I equip one of each of the two level five swords I have (void of heat and broken uraniums umbrage) and jump down into the Basement. If the boar is dead and the basement isn't both illuminated and safe-ish, I go into the hallway, I hear screeching tires, loud, honking, yelling, and I hope that wasn't the sound of him crashing the truck, so I'd better go check on him to make sure he isn't breaking to much.
If I'm in the Basement: I take out another torch and look around, preparing in case I get attacked by anything.
If I'm in the hallway: If piono has just performed a U-turn (last post I made) I dive out of the way just before he runs me over. Otherwise: If the warriors are still alive: I use the sharpened lava axe to turn them back into regular firewood. If the warriors are dead: I grab the cueball trophy from the wall, interesting, I wonder if its a magic cueball.
piono:
If the truck is still intact, I am still driving it, and the enemies in here are alive:
I make ANOTHER U-turn (seriously Scratch, you've made this place a whole lot bigger since the godmodder landed in your study) and run the warriors over again. Getting run over by an armor-plated semi probably isn't very good for their health, which is the point.
If the truck is still intact and the enemies are dead:
I equip one of the Mohs Malevolences (Even if he was from a doomed timeline, having him here turned out to be a good thing) and put the truck back into my inventory. Yes, I can fit the truck in there, pionoplayer's done tinkering with my inventory over the years, so I can hold some pretty big stuff.
If I am not driving the truck and the enemies are alive:
I take out the fusion thrower, I highly doubt that enemies made of wood do too well against flamethrowers. Especially not souped up ones like this. I use the fusion thrower on the warriors.
If the truck is busted and the enemies are dead:
I leave the truck there. I've got two more that are better stored up, so no biggie. I equip Mohs Malevolence, and if I haven't yet, I open the green door.
(If you're wondering Scratch, me and piono do in fact share an inventory. This is linked by person, so we had access to alternate timeline piono when he died, and still have his stuff, which is why we currently have two copies of the weapons. Not the vehicles or the potions though, it seems he didn't have any of those left. However, since we share one inventory, we only have one copy of the base supplies everyone else got handed to them. Also, the energy obliterator is in my inventory, with both 40 post charges still loaded into it, as it is a weapon, and we have three extended splash potions of rejuvenation as I had them stored up for when piono got sent back while we still thought he was alpha timeline piono from the future. Just clearing this all up.)
20/40 x4 in storage
20/40 CAPPED AT 20
10/10 x23 in storage
total =
20/20x2
40/40x4
10/10x23
I place my hand on pionoplayer's chest to stop him from turning the wild boar (where the gorrila did that come from?) into a lead pincushion. That ruins the meat idiot. If the boar is hostile to the group, I demonstrate how to kill game. I snipe the boar with one of my guns through the eye. If not, I decapitate the boar. I then skin it, clean it, and roast it all with my Glaive. I burn the blood off.
Searching for exit...if exist is found, explore new area.
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POST III; Previous Charges: Raspberry Pi: 6/10 Tippi: 10/20. Count Bleck: 10/20. Upgrade: 9/40. Sir Quentin Trembly II Esquire: 3/40. I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 7/10. Nimble Core: 2/10. Life Circuit: 2/6 HEY DOC, WHAT ABOUT MY BILL CIPHER FORMAL WEAR AND STUFF?
I read The Scratch and try to protect the books from any harm. I also throw a torch into the Gaping Hole. If it looks safe I jump in with my diamond sword equipped. Hopefully there is something here that can re-enable my techno-skills and Raspberry Pis. Or at least an Alchmiter. Also, since there was a scratch... Where is a device to activate the Scratch again? Hello, Doc. Looks li-HE IS DISTRACTED BY MY TALKING NOW NOW NOW! Wat? hahayourdistracinghimnow I, BILL CIPHER, ATTEMPT ENTER DOC SCRATCH'S MIND! ABILTIES: BREATH FIRE:IIIII MIND: II Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi: FREEZE: II JOLT: II ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III NYAN CUBE MODE: III MUSHROOM BOMB: II VOID MODE: II NULL CUBE MODE: II NOGALISTA MODE: II TUBA CANNON MODE: II SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO:IIIIIIII
I attempt to fire an omnidirectional beam around me, killing stuff and hopefully destroying the whole first floor. Maybe I can actually get unlost now.
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...Do we need a goal amidst this chaos? What difference will it make? We all know how this will end; the 'good guys' win, the 'bad guys' lose, they all suffer the same fate.
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Also, something tells me all factions are going to have to work together in order to try to get out of this mess.
(Also Scratch, I'm still listed as being in the library, I'm in the kitchen
eatingfightingstrifing a wild boar.THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
"What was that doing in the garbage anyway? Aside from sleeping."
Analyse object: Model Airplane
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
I search around for a towel and proceed to clean the boar with it.
"You MONSTERS! That is animal abuse, put your weapons down!"
"There there, it's okay boar."
Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Cuekind, Swordkind, Rodkind
Primary: Hellspawn
Melee: Chaos's Sinker
Hat: Chaotic Nickel Amassment of Hats
Cosmetic: Up All Night
Robo K4yne's Hotbar
Strife Portfolio: TF2kind, Laserkind, Controllerkind
Primary: The Black Flag
Secondary: Bombs For Blasting At You
Melee: The Maroon Marvel
Hat: The Treasure of Blackbeard
Cosmetic: Davy Jones' Helmet
Cosmetic II: One Errant Twitch
> K4yne: Should the boar react positively to Leonstar0's nannying, defense buff engie_ninja. Should the boar still be hostile, riddle it with arrows from your trusty Hellspawn.
> R. K.: Clear the fridge. Keep all cheeses and the diet coke for K4yn's inventory later after the strife. Add everything else to the group inventory.
4 License Points
Fire License, Dark License, Cure License, Cura License
Paradox StatsTM
Mad SCIENCE! LV. 1
11 Points, Next LV. at 50 Points
Arson LV. 1
15 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Fishing LV. 1
10 Points, Next LV. at 20 Points
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
>CHARGE BOW
>DASH FORWARDS
>SHOOT (Target: BOAR)
In slow motion I jump in front of the arrow.
"Your all murders! MURDERS!" I scream in agony.
I tuck the boar under my arm, get up and run away with it.
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*delayed reaction*
Wait, a boar? I cast Illuminate!
(Perhaps it is dark in here)
*flips page*
11/15 x2
After watching what happens when my torch descends into the darkness below, I turn back to what is going on.
If the boar is still rampaging, I take out my minigun, load it with spitzer bullets, go into the kitchen and riddle the stupid things with holes. I also take a heart container
If the boar is dead or friendly, and the area below does not seem to be too dangerous, I equip one of the voids of heat and one of the broken uraniums umbrages, take a heart container and drop down into the Basement.
If the boar is dead or friendly and the area below is either unilluminated or dangerous, I grab a heart container, then go into the hallway.
Meanwhile in the hallway:
If the truck is still intact:
If the guardians were successfully run over and are now dead, I get out open the green door.
If the guardians were run over but aren't dead: I perform a U-turn (how is the house this big?!?) and run them over again.
If I missed them (which probably resulted in my crashing the truck into the door) I get out of the truck, and unload the giga gun at them.
If the truck is broken,
Repeat any of the above, except for the second command, which is replaced by me using the giga gun.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Until then, I equip my iron armour and shoot umbrella warfare at the enemies, with umbrella open.
12/15 x2
If pionoplayer is in the kitchen:
If the boar is still alive, I swap out to the void of heat, then freeze the boar in place, dealing no damage, but making it unable to attack, block, or dodge.
If the boar is dead, and the basement is illuminated and not dangerous, I equip one of each of the two level five swords I have (void of heat and broken uraniums umbrage) and jump down into the Basement.
If the boar is dead and the basement isn't both illuminated and safe-ish, I go into the hallway, I hear screeching tires, loud, honking, yelling, and I hope that wasn't the sound of him crashing the truck, so I'd better go check on him to make sure he isn't breaking to much.
If I'm in the Basement:
I take out another torch and look around, preparing in case I get attacked by anything.
If I'm in the hallway:
If piono has just performed a U-turn (last post I made) I dive out of the way just before he runs me over.
Otherwise:
If the warriors are still alive:
I use the sharpened lava axe to turn them back into regular firewood.
If the warriors are dead:
I grab the cueball trophy from the wall, interesting, I wonder if its a magic cueball.
piono:
If the truck is still intact, I am still driving it, and the enemies in here are alive:
I make ANOTHER U-turn (seriously Scratch, you've made this place a whole lot bigger since the godmodder landed in your study) and run the warriors over again. Getting run over by an armor-plated semi probably isn't very good for their health, which is the point.
If the truck is still intact and the enemies are dead:
I equip one of the Mohs Malevolences (Even if he was from a doomed timeline, having him here turned out to be a good thing) and put the truck back into my inventory. Yes, I can fit the truck in there, pionoplayer's done tinkering with my inventory over the years, so I can hold some pretty big stuff.
If I am not driving the truck and the enemies are alive:
I take out the fusion thrower, I highly doubt that enemies made of wood do too well against flamethrowers. Especially not souped up ones like this. I use the fusion thrower on the warriors.
If the truck is busted and the enemies are dead:
I leave the truck there. I've got two more that are better stored up, so no biggie. I equip Mohs Malevolence, and if I haven't yet, I open the green door.
(If you're wondering Scratch, me and piono do in fact share an inventory. This is linked by person, so we had access to alternate timeline piono when he died, and still have his stuff, which is why we currently have two copies of the weapons. Not the vehicles or the potions though, it seems he didn't have any of those left. However, since we share one inventory, we only have one copy of the base supplies everyone else got handed to them. Also, the energy obliterator is in my inventory, with both 40 post charges still loaded into it, as it is a weapon, and we have three extended splash potions of rejuvenation as I had them stored up for when piono got sent back while we still thought he was alpha timeline piono from the future. Just clearing this all up.)
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
40x4 in storage20/
40CAPPED AT 2010/10 x23 in storage
total =
20/20x2
40/40x4
10/10x23
I place my hand on pionoplayer's chest to stop him from turning the wild boar (where the gorrila did that come from?) into a lead pincushion. That ruins the meat idiot. If the boar is hostile to the group, I demonstrate how to kill game. I snipe the boar with one of my guns through the eye. If not, I decapitate the boar. I then skin it, clean it, and roast it all with my Glaive. I burn the blood off.
Searching for exit...if exist is found, explore new area.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
Attack 2/10
I craft an IRON CHESTPLATE, and alchemize it with the Iron Web. 1/6
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
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Oh no
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Attack 3/10
Iron Web && Iron Chestplate 2/6
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
Previous Charges:
Raspberry Pi: 6/10
Tippi: 10/20.
Count Bleck: 10/20.
Upgrade: 9/40.
Sir Quentin Trembly II Esquire: 3/40.
I fix the Entity Noticer Circuit: 7/10.
Nimble Core: 2/10.
Life Circuit: 2/6
HEY DOC, WHAT ABOUT MY BILL CIPHER FORMAL WEAR AND STUFF?
I read The Scratch and try to protect the books from any harm.
I also throw a torch into the Gaping Hole. If it looks safe I jump in with my diamond sword equipped.
Hopefully there is something here that can re-enable my techno-skills and Raspberry Pis.
Or at least an Alchmiter.
Also, since there was a scratch...
Where is a device to activate the Scratch again?
Hello, Doc. Looks li-HE IS DISTRACTED BY MY TALKING NOW NOW NOW!
Wat?
hahayourdistracinghimnow I, BILL CIPHER, ATTEMPT ENTER DOC SCRATCH'S MIND!
ABILTIES:
BREATH FIRE: IIIII
MIND: II
Mushroomy Godmodding Nyan Nogalistic Ferropper Void Magical Tubas upgraded with Raspberry Pi:
FREEZE: II
JOLT: II
ELEMENTAL TRI-BEAM: III
NYAN CUBE MODE: III
MUSHROOM BOMB: II
VOID MODE: II
NULL CUBE MODE: II
NOGALISTA MODE: II
TUBA CANNON MODE: II
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO:IIIIIIII
If the boar is alive, do a lunge stab at it's head.
(BTW that's my third)
Scratch, if you don't mind, I'd like to Pm you about an idea I've had.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
I scored 100% on the Minecraft Trivia Quiz. How much do you know about Minecraft?
TOPICS I MAKE, Y U NO STAY ALIVE?
Also, uh...post. 9000...do I get a special attack?
POST...9000...AAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!! (or something.)
I attempt to fire an omnidirectional beam around me, killing stuff and hopefully destroying the whole first floor. Maybe I can actually get unlost now.