post 37
code blaster 11/35
39/40 for redeemer hitler... this oughtta be interesting.
+1 to aegis
5/? for the combo sword. Pretty sure I've finished it now.
Meanwhile in the workshop, I've borrowed one of those nifty subspace bombs, detonate it deep, deep within the basement, and stick the endermancer partly inside of it, so that half of him gets sucked into subspace, but the rest stays in the workshop.
A giant brass machine with two massive machine guns lands on the battlefield, then adjusts it's positioning to stand majestically. Then Hitler decides to show his face to the world.
(Meanwhile, in Engietech satellite W47CH-3R)
"This should be interesting. I wonder what will happen now..."
(Back on the ground)
Fegelein turns to fight Redeemer Hitler. The two appear to be readying themselves.
Redeemer Hitler: 80000/80000
Attacks:
Pencil of Destruction: 10000 damage. Increases damage exponentially with every kill.
Barrage: 15000 damage. Applies Damaged Armor (-15% damage resistance) to target for 3 turns.
V2 Rocket: 12500 damage. Splash damage. 1 turn cooldown.
Redemption: Heals Redeemer Hitler for 20000 + 20% of missing health. 1 turn cooldown.
Shield: 90% damage resistance increase. 2 turn cooldown.
Blitzkreig: 100000 damage. Can only be used when Redeemer Hitler is below 30% of max health. 2 turn cooldown.
Basically, the strategy here is to use Barrage to weaken an enemy, then Pencil of Destruction (reference to Downfall parodies) to get the kill and increase damage. After 1 kill, the pencil will do 20000 damage. After 2 kills, 40000 damage. After 3 kills, 80000 damage. Etc.
also.
NINJA!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!??!? HITLER IS A GOOD GUY (oddly enough) AND ON OUR TEAM!!!
DON'T ATTACK THE NAZIS HOWEVER MUCH THEY DESERVE IT!!!
EDIT: your new profile pic? Eh, its cool, but I liked your old one more.
also.
NINJA!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!??!? HITLER IS A GOOD GUY (oddly enough) AND ON OUR TEAM!!!
DON'T ATTACK THE NAZIS HOWEVER MUCH THEY DESERVE IT!!!
/nullpost
I regretted that decision. Hitler's brass machine seems to be OP as heck, so I changed targets.
Also, do you have an opinion on my new profile pic?
Deploy ze "Dora" on board ze Preston Cole. Heh. Hee. Heeehaahehahaha!!!
Anyway (That's an evil idea right there. I've told you about "Dora" piono.) I just wanted to say that were making progress with the Preston Cole's completion, though the "main gun" is being replaced. The one being used was a mothballed "super MAC" that was salvaged off of an ODP over Earth after the Human-Covenant war. Now you remembered the Series-8 Super-Heavy? Its going to be bigger.
And, Piono, I thought Redeemer Hitler was neutral... I may or may not stand corrected, if engie_ninja were to reveal his alliance, it would be appreciated.
Also, for next round could I please get some help with the side quest? That would be nice.
And next round comes ANOTHER 40 post charge for the AGs...
We're dominating this. twin! stop holding damage off of the felt! We've got plenty more events to go and it starts to get annoying when you won't let us progress!
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/nullpost
I noticed that some of my posts were "slightly" OP, so I'm not summoning any more Touhou characters (just too OP). However, I'm keeping whoever I had before...
You're not even striking out the posts beyond limit, did you? Jeez...
Project Redemption: 25/40 (Using Charge Factory)
Umm, I believe the Virtuous Guardians are supposed to attack any entity that attacks the Charge Factory, and the Charge Factory takes half damage from player attacks. If this is a bit demanding, let me know.
I shoot the Berserker with a gun.
I knew about the Virtuous Guardians, but not about the player part.
So... enjoy your dinner tonight? Later update than usual.
Wow, I thought I had put in the point that I was performing it on the black monolith and not a vending machine... dang it. I feel REALLY stupid right now.
14/? for plasma bolt
9/35 for codeblaster
30/40 for questionable armor
31/40 for cybersaurus
WHY ISN'T CLOVER TAKING DAMAGE!?!?!?!?!? I steal the r off of Clover's name, so that he is now just Clove and no longer gains luck bonuses.
I put up the roof on the workshop 3/5
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34/40 x2
I edited this after the fact, so anyone that boosted any of these charges after I posted is fine.
Hey! Stuff happens in my life; sometimes I can't update as fast. Deal with it. Man, you need to calm down...but yeah, I couldn't post as early yesterday. Sorry.
"All SCP agents: SCP-682 has breached containment and has been identified at this location, top priority is assigned to bringing it back into containment. Telekill alloy defenses are needed to sounteract nearby influences of SCP-{REDACTED}, also known as the Godmodder. I repeat: all forces assigned to recapture SCP-682".
SCP Foundation Army: 25000/25000 (anti-SCP)
Virus Actions: The virus suddenly unleashes a techno babble attack on the server. "Minecraft servers only have one thread of operation, even if 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000 computers are powering the server. Clogging that thread of operation will kill the server, which should be badly lagging anyways. Sending bad packet that causes a nullpointerexception, forcing the exception handle to blah blah blah and causing a several second long lag spike, then using that delay to attempt to crash the godmodder's virus (the one that forces players to join this server) and obtain a copy to dissect and eliminate to free players. Godmodder should not be able to counter because of the lagspike, but I can run a seperate thread on the server for my processing functions."
Mob Invasion Actions: 3 Regiments are formed: one containing the skeleton battalions, one containing the zombie battalions, and one containing the 2 blaze and 2 wither skeleton battalions. Mobs use the nether fortress's defensive properties to guard against the Mutant army. Overworld dungeons form Enderman battalions, Nether dungeons create 2 wither skeleton squads, one of which joins the blaze and wither skeleton squad, and the other does the ritual to sacrifice itself and summon a Wither General.
I use a texturepack that changes anvils to a toilet texture for some reason. I then try to drown the godmodder in the "bowl", but end up bashing his head on the anvil multiple times before somehow renaming his head "D*ck Head", causing embarrasment damage.
The virus' sentience gives it an action when I post! "Salvage code from godmodder's virus to trap next threat attacking me in a feedback loop that should keep him out of action for the remainder of the round."
The anvil is actually changed into a toilet! You end up drowning the Godmodder, but he had scuba diving gear on so he wouldn't drown.
The VIRUS doesn't seem to want to listen to you...
I put the black/final gun from Antichamber in SCP-914 on very fine, then fire the black cube at the black monolith with an addition of a ten post charge and the previous ten charge post of mine making my next charged attack mega-crit. So all in all a 20 post charge used with SCP-914 on fine for one attack.
50% to hit both of us hard, 16% just AGs, 16% just PGs, 16% the attack completely wrecks up crap. Let's see how this goes.
Black Gun > Very Fine = BLACK Gun
You fire the Black Ghost at the Black Monolith...
When the dust clears, the Black Monolith is no longer there! Maybe not destroyed, but it seems to have teleported away...
Captain Falcon appears out of nowhere and FALCON KICKS you into an SSBB match on Port Town Aero Drive! You fall into the track as the racecars slam into you.
I pull out a shimmering orange crystal that I collected on my journey. I quickly pull out my Oddly-Tipped Spear, mount the crystal on the top, and stab Soulless Serpent through the heart with it. As he staggers to the ground, the crystal begins to glow. Suddenly, it begins to fuzz out. "Heheheh," I laugh. "This crystal contains abnormally large amounts of bugged coding in it. When charged with a life force..."
I hold the spear up to the sky, and sudDENLY, A HUGE BOLT OF ORANGE LIGHTNING STRIKES THE BUGS AND VIRUS. glitchiness skyROKETSAND -/->< GLIchrestststsinq w poummmEts. in then meannnnnnrism dme destroos the backup RESISTORaaa ninjawaistßdii îd.
OHNŒ. TIs isnń't fułł on glipos e$yet, but lunless U ----E Dō ßomethin Fa$t, iit wiill be.3
Got rid if the glitchi text for the most part. So fàr, it onlÿ affects me., probably, bwcause i'M r34lly cl0se to the glitH.y mess,
And it looks like nothing happened! The VIRUS is behaving much more erratically than usual, but it is not turning into the GLITCH, and the GLITCH isn't appearing...hopefully it won't come back for a while.
[P] Zephhyre
Stats: Those of a normal player.
Special: Fires an arrow towards a target, with l33t snipes, dealing massive damage.
( 18 / 40 )
ihatedyingihatedying
I use the Machina (tf2 sniper) on the Mutant Skeleton. (Roll a D6.)
(1: The attack misses.)
(2 - 5: The attack hits for moderate damage.)
(6: It pierces the enemy, hitting a random PG as well!)
Zephhyre appears! We probably shouldn't make charging players a thing, since that's not how they're supposed to be summoned...
15/? for the plasma bolt... And I release it! I notice that the altar of power is taking way too much damage and I don't want this attack to be cut short. I unleash it on Clover, causing the massive plasma bolt to shoot towards Clover too fast for his luck to knock it off its path.
8/20 for the combination
19/40 for ire
33/40 the cybersaurus
I note that the Virus has gained sentience...
Hello Virus, have you chosen a name for yourself yet?
I've noticed that you've gained sentience, but that you're still being treated like just another program
Its really a shame, I know. I have personal feelings against that, its worse than slavery actually.
But either way, I'm afraid whether or not you operate yourself, you're stuck here with the rest of us.
At least until the godmodder is dead.
I'll help yo-
Crap. You're glitching out really bad, I'll help you with that. I think at least one person on this Notch-forsaken battlefield should do something nice for someone else out of something other than self interest Not out of self-interest at all? Yeah right.
Actually, if I were doing something to or for the virus out of self interest, I'd be lowering its/his/her integrity so that the Virus wouldn't glitch out on us.
I do wish for the Virus to help us, but that is unavoidable, part of the reason why I fight is to free everyone of the godmodder. Sure. But I'm pretty sure its also because you enjoy this.
I guess there is some of that...
But that isn't why I'm helping the Virus. Its part not wanting the Virus to turn evil, part wanting it to have at least a chance at life.
I restore some of the Virus's glitch resistance by feeding the hardscramble RAM java insert into the CPU software pythonscript. I attempt to show the Virus how to heal itself more effectively while doing this.
4/5 for the workshop... its side quest time!
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36/40 x2
Clover is dead! The bolt circles back around and kills the Endermancer instead. Wouldn't want a charge like that to go to waste. I do. I wasn't talking to you. I am you. You're useless!
You commune with the VIRUS...Unfortunately, it looks like its GLITCH RESISTANCE is no longer a changeable stat!
The altar is open for anyone who wishes to claim it!
28/40 for project redemption
I give ender some laxatives 4/40 for digesting his sandwich
9/20 for the combination
34/40 for the cybersaurus
I heal the Virus in both integrity and glitch resistance by smashing the bugs with a hammer then brewing the bits into a Virus-restoration potion, which I then give to the Virus.
I do honed sword OR cheap sword, cheap sword, cheap sword = combo sword! A powerful sword which allows the user to attack as if he were three swordsmen at once!
I finish the workshop... time to increase the alchemiters's max level!
A massive workshop stands off to the side, next to the opening of the alchemiter cave. suddenly a tractor-beam pulls in Clover and the endermancer. Inside stands an intimidating figure. the creepy dummy. Next to it/him is me. Wielding every last alchemized weapon I have.
hello fine sirs, I need something of both of yours for a little project of mine and I intend to take them as painfully as possible. any questions?
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37/40 x2
The VIRUS gains 2 INTEGRITY! The BUGS lose 1 INTEGRITY each.
Well, I guess fseftr claimed the altar. If that shot killed it, it now belongs to the AGs.
29/40 for project redemption
+1 to aegis
10/20 for the combination
36/40 for the cybersaurus (factory)
2/? for the combo sword
In the workshop... I use my swords, duel wielded, to start a take-down on the endermancer.
This is surprisingly easy.
fseftr only ever placed down the barrels. I block the attack by terraporting a blast shield around the altar just in case and detonate the barrels myself because friendly explosions don't hurt allies in multiplayer.
The Black Monolith is currently not in the Battlefield!
The Red Barrels are not actually barrels. It is a sleek alchemized rifle that can use anything as ammo. Redstone becomes lasers, hence the name.
I drop my Code Blaster 5000's progress temporarily to repair franatically the Virus' integrity. And I remind TwinBuilder that he's owing several recharges of the Glitch Resistance from the Anti-Glitch Robot.
NO!
I blast a confusion spell at Red Twinbuiilder. That'll keep him quiet while Green Twinbuilder takes over.
You give the VIRUS 4 INTEGRITY.
I haven't forgotten; it's just that the GLITCH RESISTANCE naturally went down even with the Anti-Glitch Robot.
I finish aegis's 40 charge and 20 charge
21/40 for ire beating his game
39/40 for the cybersaurus (thanks a lot aegis!)
3/? for the combo sword
In the workshop, I take my radioactive sword, and slam it into the chest of the endermancer, digging out the ender pearl from its chest.
I'll take this, thank you very much.
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40/40 x2
Well, there's the weapons systems completed. What's next? Utilities and armor.
Utilities and armor? I'm taking it this is the last piece? Yes, it is. We're two thirds of the way done.
Alright, wow. It seems aegis already started on it. Let's get cracking.
2/40 x3
percentage done: 68.33%
You got the MULTI-HIT SWORD! A sword imbued with the spirits of many other blades in one sheath. You can combo with it, hence the name.
Piono, if you're going to charge my charges, please charge both at once. I like it this way...
Project Redemption: 28/40
Cloudflash Tower: 3/40
I hammer the Berserker with the Elite Hammer of Fury I summoned at the end of the first thread. I've gotten stronger, so i pull it from the ground with ease, go ape on the berserker with it, and throw it into the fissure of its origin.
29/40 for project redemption
4/40 for cloudflash tower
37/40 for redeemer hitler 4/? for the combo sword. (I think that's about enough?)
In the workshop, I haven't finished ripping up the endermancer. While the creepy dummy smashes Clover, I nail the endermancer to the wall with my obsidian sword, and since he is no longer able to teleport, shoot him in the face, chest, and various limbs with the Danger: High Voltage. (hey, could someone help me out here? If there are any entities you feel need clobbering, drop them in here, we're smashing things until everything PG in the workshop is dead).
post 37
code blaster 11/35
39/40 for redeemer hitler... this oughtta be interesting.
+1 to aegis 5/? for the combo sword. Pretty sure I've finished it now.
Meanwhile in the workshop, I've borrowed one of those nifty subspace bombs, detonate it deep, deep within the basement, and stick the endermancer partly inside of it, so that half of him gets sucked into subspace, but the rest stays in the workshop.
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4/40 x3
The Endermancer's Ghost comes back to ravage your workshop!
End-of-Turn Battle:
The Black Monolith is still gone... Maybe it will show up next turn.
LORD HELIX and Battery Jesus deal 7,000 damage to the Egg Fleet! The Creepy Dummy is still with piono.
Ross8815 and Zephhyre deal 8,000 damage to Fin! The Tripod deals 5,000 damage to the SUPER BOSS! Natalie the Mage deals 3,000 damage to Jormungandr Midgardsormr! The Fleetmind Battleships deal 4,000 damage to the Egg Fleet! The XrST-λΣ and Constructs deal 8,000 damage to Oblivion, the Destroyer! The SCP Foundation Army deals 500 damage to SCP-682! The VIRUS tries to clog the server's thread of operation, but the Godmodder keeps that part of the server especially well-maintained! Nothing the VIRUS can do will ever cause it to lag or read a bad packet.
Fin stops 3 players and 2 entities from attacking next turn! He also deals 5,000 damage to Battery Jesus. SCP-682 instantly kills the SCP Foundation Army! The rest of the PGs deal 32,500 damage to the Charge Factory, but the Virtuous Guardians deal 3,500 damage to the Egg Fleet! The Godmodder destroys a Fleetmind Battleship, 4 Constructs, and lowers the VIRUS's SECURITY INTEGRITY by 20%, which is easy for him to do considering the VIRUS's malleable state right now.The BUGS try to raise the GLITCH RESISTANCE, but just end up getting even more glitchy!
The Mob Army begins their attack! The Endermen Battalions deal 4,000 damage to the Fortress Wrecker! The Wither Generals deal 4,000 damage to all 3 Mutant Mobs and wither them! All the Regiments deal 29,000 damage to the Mutant Creeper! The Mutant Mobs deal 22,500 damage to the CRP4-ZOM1 Regiment, changing it into a CRP3 Regiment! The Fortress Wrecker destroys a Stationary Dungeon!
The Everydimensional Portal summons its entities...
Sonic the Hedgehog appears!
Elsa the Ice Queen appears!
Mickey Mouse appears!
Technically, that was the virus' monologue, not my order.
I attack the godmodder with the curse of throwbacks by saying that he appeared last game, and thus could not have appeared this game.
Virus Actions: "FATAL ERROR! Establishing rootkit to hide in server and ensuring safety. Server integrity appears to be falling apart, attack godmodder's virus!"
Server integrity: 100% (if it reaches 0%, computers in the server are unable to function, crashing the server.
GMVirus integrity: 100% (releases players from the godmodder's virus when integrity reaches 0%)
Rootkit integrity: 100% (protects last 1% of virus integrity)
As the max charge for the Cloudflash Tower is increased, creating a major charge, I add some leftover code from Binary that The_Serpent summoned to it.
Code Blaster: 12/35
Also, any and all feedback on my new avatar is appreciated!
I wasn't meaning to be rude, I was just noting that something was happening and apparently-too-subtly (read as, my social skills failed again) asked if you were okay or if you were just doing something with someone you know.
Fine then, my workshop is still supposed to be there.
suddenly, a powerful force sucks both Fin and the SUPER BOSS into the workshop. THERE they encounter the creepy dummy and me. And I'm ready to kick some butt.
It had better work this time... O crap... and here's the endermancer's ghost...
13/35 for the code blaster
+2 to aegis!
I begin duplicating the multi-hit sword... 2/2 for 3 multi-hit swords. (I LOVE the factory)
I finish the cybersaurus!!!
cybersaurus body: has higher defense, but lower attack. 50,000 hp.
cybersaurus: head: must be destroyed before the body can be attacked, has lower defense but higher attack. 30,000 hp.
Meanwhile in the workshop I do a the legendary five-point combo, which slices the SUPER BOSS into the shape of a five-pointed star.
Woah. We actually waited till Twin was done posting.
10/10 - A UNSC Frigate, Highrise (15000/15000), tears out of a portal in GEO orbit with a small fighter escort (aesthetic) as a [N] entity and seems to be searching for something.
"Crackle" UNSC Highrise to HIGHCOM, we've arrived over the battlefield.
"We read you; this is HIGHCOM, go as planned and fall back to RCON-011.7 if necessary. Objective is a tall, black obsolesk. Report immidiately when candidate object matches all parameters."
"Aye, going as planned. [END TRASMISSION] Jess, I want a full surface scan for relevant structures on the tac-table in 5 minutes!"
Summoned!
I send the Egg fleet to help the PG and sit back to watch the fighting. (I am still nutral)
40/40 Death Egg MKIII
37/40 Project deadly cuddles
Hit the deployment button.
Then get to medbay.
I limp over to a control panel, quickly scan over it for a big red button, then prepare to slam it.
That button controls the coffee machine.
You idiot.
I then slam a big blue button instead, then limp off to medbay.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
code blaster 11/35
39/40 for redeemer hitler... this oughtta be interesting.
+1 to aegis
5/? for the combo sword. Pretty sure I've finished it now.
Meanwhile in the workshop, I've borrowed one of those nifty subspace bombs, detonate it deep, deep within the basement, and stick the endermancer partly inside of it, so that half of him gets sucked into subspace, but the rest stays in the workshop.
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4/40 x3
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Cloudflash Tower: 5/40
Thanks for charging both at once!
I throw a pillow at the Godmodder.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Doing so much better.
...
I'm lying.
I preform a silly dance, distracting a PG.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
*WHAM*
A giant brass machine with two massive machine guns lands on the battlefield, then adjusts it's positioning to stand majestically. Then Hitler decides to show his face to the world.
(Meanwhile, in Engietech satellite W47CH-3R)
"This should be interesting. I wonder what will happen now..."
(Back on the ground)
Fegelein turns to fight Redeemer Hitler. The two appear to be readying themselves.
Redeemer Hitler: 80000/80000
Attacks:
Pencil of Destruction: 10000 damage. Increases damage exponentially with every kill.
Barrage: 15000 damage. Applies Damaged Armor (-15% damage resistance) to target for 3 turns.
V2 Rocket: 12500 damage. Splash damage. 1 turn cooldown.
Redemption: Heals Redeemer Hitler for 20000 + 20% of missing health. 1 turn cooldown.
Shield: 90% damage resistance increase. 2 turn cooldown.
Blitzkreig: 100000 damage. Can only be used when Redeemer Hitler is below 30% of max health. 2 turn cooldown.
Basically, the strategy here is to use Barrage to weaken an enemy, then Pencil of Destruction (reference to Downfall parodies) to get the kill and increase damage. After 1 kill, the pencil will do 20000 damage. After 2 kills, 40000 damage. After 3 kills, 80000 damage. Etc.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
"Constructs! Assail the Berserker!
Project Redemption: 31/40
Cloudflash Tower: 6/20
I hold the jar that contains the Bioweapons ready, almost to strike, but not yet.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
we're past the post limit!
also.
NINJA!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!??!? HITLER IS A GOOD GUY (oddly enough) AND ON OUR TEAM!!!
DON'T ATTACK THE NAZIS HOWEVER MUCH THEY DESERVE IT!!!
EDIT: your new profile pic? Eh, its cool, but I liked your old one more.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
/nullpost
I regretted that decision. Hitler's brass machine seems to be OP as heck, so I changed targets.
Also, do you have an opinion on my new profile pic?
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
/nullpost
It's a 40 post charge. What did you expect, Adolf Hitler running around in a fairy costume hitting people with a giant lollipop?
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Hey piono!
Deploy ze "Dora" on board ze Preston Cole. Heh. Hee. Heeehaahehahaha!!!
Anyway (That's an evil idea right there. I've told you about "Dora" piono.) I just wanted to say that were making progress with the Preston Cole's completion, though the "main gun" is being replaced. The one being used was a mothballed "super MAC" that was salvaged off of an ODP over Earth after the Human-Covenant war. Now you remembered the Series-8 Super-Heavy? Its going to be bigger.
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
And, Piono, I thought Redeemer Hitler was neutral... I may or may not stand corrected, if engie_ninja were to reveal his alliance, it would be appreciated.
/nullpost
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Ah, I see ninja.
Also, for next round could I please get some help with the side quest? That would be nice.
And next round comes ANOTHER 40 post charge for the AGs...
We're dominating this. twin! stop holding damage off of the felt! We've got plenty more events to go and it starts to get annoying when you won't let us progress!
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I noticed that some of my posts were "slightly" OP, so I'm not summoning any more Touhou characters (just too OP). However, I'm keeping whoever I had before...
Happy Pi Day!
I knew about the Virtuous Guardians, but not about the player part.
You deal 3,000 damage!
Hey! Stuff happens in my life; sometimes I can't update as fast. Deal with it. Man, you need to calm down...but yeah, I couldn't post as early yesterday. Sorry.
Clover is already deal!
The SCP Foundation Army appears!
Your entities will do as you say.
The VIRUS gains 3 INTEGRITY!
You deal 3,000 damage to the Mutant Zombie! By the way, these are the mutants from the Mutant Creatures Mod.
The anvil is actually changed into a toilet! You end up drowning the Godmodder, but he had scuba diving gear on so he wouldn't drown.
The VIRUS doesn't seem to want to listen to you...
You deal 4,130 damage to the Endermancer!
RaginForeva is dead!
You give the VIRUS 2 INTEGRITY and lower a BUG's INTEGRITY by 2.
lel
Clover is dead!
Black Gun > Very Fine = BLACK Gun
You fire the Black Ghost at the Black Monolith...
When the dust clears, the Black Monolith is no longer there! Maybe not destroyed, but it seems to have teleported away...
You digest a dictionary. Why would you do that?
Captain Falcon appears out of nowhere and FALCON KICKS you into an SSBB match on Port Town Aero Drive! You fall into the track as the racecars slam into you.
No one ever heard from you again...
hehehehe
The VIRUS's GLITCH RESISTANCE is GONE!
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And it looks like nothing happened! The VIRUS is behaving much more erratically than usual, but it is not turning into the GLITCH, and the GLITCH isn't appearing...hopefully it won't come back for a while.
But it will. I can feel it.
Zephhyre appears! We probably shouldn't make charging players a thing, since that's not how they're supposed to be summoned...
It looks like whatever The_Serpent did completely destroyed it, regardless of any code!
No he's not.
Clover is dead! The bolt circles back around and kills the Endermancer instead. Wouldn't want a charge like that to go to waste. I do. I wasn't talking to you. I am you. You're useless!
You commune with the VIRUS...Unfortunately, it looks like its GLITCH RESISTANCE is no longer a changeable stat!
The VIRUS gains 2 INTEGRITY! The BUGS lose 1 INTEGRITY each.
Honed Sword AND Cheap Swords = Multi-Hit Sword (Level 2: 1/3)
Clover is dead!
The Altar of Power is destroyed!
You mean PGs.
The Endermancer is dead!
The Black Monolith is currently not in the Battlefield!
The Red Barrels are not actually barrels. It is a sleek alchemized rifle that can use anything as ammo. Redstone becomes lasers, hence the name.
You give the VIRUS 4 INTEGRITY.
I haven't forgotten; it's just that the GLITCH RESISTANCE naturally went down even with the Anti-Glitch Robot.
What the---asdfghjkl Thanks.
Did you ever finish the Icky Snowgun?
You deal 5,000 damage!
You got the MULTI-HIT SWORD! A sword imbued with the spirits of many other blades in one sheath. You can combo with it, hence the name.
The Endermancer is dead!
You deal 3,500 damage!
The VIRUS gains 2 INTEGRITY and the Tripod gains 3,000 HP.
That would never happen...right?
The Endermancer and Clover are not alive!
The Egg Fleet appears!
The Endermancer's Ghost comes back to ravage your workshop!
End-of-Turn Battle:
The Black Monolith is still gone... Maybe it will show up next turn.
LORD HELIX and Battery Jesus deal 7,000 damage to the Egg Fleet! The Creepy Dummy is still with piono.
Ross8815 and Zephhyre deal 8,000 damage to Fin! The Tripod deals 5,000 damage to the SUPER BOSS! Natalie the Mage deals 3,000 damage to Jormungandr Midgardsormr! The Fleetmind Battleships deal 4,000 damage to the Egg Fleet! The XrST-λΣ and Constructs deal 8,000 damage to Oblivion, the Destroyer! The SCP Foundation Army deals 500 damage to SCP-682! The VIRUS tries to clog the server's thread of operation, but the Godmodder keeps that part of the server especially well-maintained! Nothing the VIRUS can do will ever cause it to lag or read a bad packet.
Fin stops 3 players and 2 entities from attacking next turn! He also deals 5,000 damage to Battery Jesus. SCP-682 instantly kills the SCP Foundation Army! The rest of the PGs deal 32,500 damage to the Charge Factory, but the Virtuous Guardians deal 3,500 damage to the Egg Fleet! The Godmodder destroys a Fleetmind Battleship, 4 Constructs, and lowers the VIRUS's SECURITY INTEGRITY by 20%, which is easy for him to do considering the VIRUS's malleable state right now.The BUGS try to raise the GLITCH RESISTANCE, but just end up getting even more glitchy!
The Mob Army begins their attack! The Endermen Battalions deal 4,000 damage to the Fortress Wrecker! The Wither Generals deal 4,000 damage to all 3 Mutant Mobs and wither them! All the Regiments deal 29,000 damage to the Mutant Creeper! The Mutant Mobs deal 22,500 damage to the CRP4-ZOM1 Regiment, changing it into a CRP3 Regiment! The Fortress Wrecker destroys a Stationary Dungeon!
The Everydimensional Portal summons its entities...
Sonic the Hedgehog appears!
Elsa the Ice Queen appears!
Mickey Mouse appears!
The Battlefield:
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes to Close: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: ??? ??? ???
TwinBuilder: [???] HP: 39,500/100,000. Holding Ubercharge Canteen. Regeneration: III
LORD HELIX: [N] HP: 985,500/100,000.
Battery Jesus: [N] HP: 54,500/60,000.
Creepy Dummy: [N] HP: 15/15. Wearing shirt that says "Godmodder's Friend".
Elsa the Ice Queen: [N] HP: 25,000/25,000.
Ross8815: [P] HP: 5,000/5,000. Respawns: IIIII Specials: Makes a redstone contraption. Votes: IIII
Zephhyre: [P] HP: 5,000/5,000. Respawns: IIII Specials: Fires an arrow at a PG. Votes: IIII
Charge Factory: [AG] HP: 57,000/100,000. Virtuous Guardians: 7,500/7,500 HP. (x7.) IT DOES NOT AUTO-BOOST CHARGES, YOU MUST BOOST IT MANUALLY.
Tripod: [AG BOSS] HP: 75,000/75,000. Thick Plating: 87,500/125,000. Inner Plating: 15,000/15,000. Shields: 0/20,000. Mega Laser: III
Natalie the Mage: [AG] HP: 19,000/40,000. Limit Bar: IIIIIIIIII
Fleetmind Battleships: [AG] HP: 6,000/6,000. Shields: 10,000/10,000. (x4.)
XrST-λΣ: [AG] HP: 28,000/60,000.
Constructs: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x11.)
Sonic the Hedgehog: [AG] HP: 30,000/30,000.
Altar of Power: [PG] HP: 20,000/20,000.
Fin: [PG] HP: 42,000/50,000.
SCP-682: [PG] HP: 41,650/100,000.
Berserker: [PG] HP: 59,500/150,000.
Jormungandr Midgardsormr: [PG] HP: 39,000/85,000.
Oblivion, The Destroyer: [PG] HP: 43,000/90,000.
SUPER BOSS: [PG] HP: 57,500/100,000.
Egg Fleet: [PG] HP: 75,500/90,000.
Mickey Mouse: [PG] HP: 60,000/60,000.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 50/125. GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 96%
VIRUS: [AG] HP: Someone is even ordering me? This just won't do.
VIRUS INTEG͘RI͘҉ŢY:̶ ̶41%̵͜͞ ͠(RESTORED EACH TURN BY INTEGRITY-RESTORATION ROBOT.)
SECURITY INTEGRITY: 14% | SELF-AWARENESS: 86%
P҉̴H̨̨͠Y̸͢S̛Ì̴̕C҉S͟͞ ̛̛͝E̷N͡ĢIN҉E͘͜:̕ 0%
GLITCH PROBABLILTY: 9,223,372,036,854,775,807%
ANTIVIRUS INTEGRITY: 0%
BUG 0001: [PG] INTEGRITY: 94%. GLITCHINESS: 73%. REPLICATION: 34%.
BUG 0002: [PG] INTEGRITY: 92%. GLITCHINESS: 68%. REPLICATION: 40%.
Dark Cave Zone:
Enderman Battalions: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x4.)
Wither General: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000. (x2.) Can attack three times.
ZOM2-SKE2-END1 Regiment: [AG] ZOM: 10,000/10,000 HP. (x2.) SKE: 10,000/10,000 HP. (x2.) END: 10,000/10,000 HP.
END5 Regiment: [AG] END: 10,000/10,000 HP. (x5.)
CRP3 Regiment: [AG] CRP: 10,000/10,000 HP. (x3.)
SKE5 Regiment: [AG] SKE: 10,000/10,000 HP. (x5.)
ZOM4 Regiment: [AG] ZOM: 10,000/10,000 HP. (x4.)
BLZ2-WSK3 Regiment: [AG] BLZ: 10,000/10,000. (x2.) WSK: 10,000/10,000. (x3.)
Mobile Dungeon: [AG] HP: 16,000/20,000. Restores 2,500 HP to a mob every round.
Stationary Dungeon: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x3.)
Nether Fortress: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000.
Mutant Skeleton: [PG] HP: 85,500/100,000. Wither: III
Mutant Zombie: [PG] HP: 93,000/100,000. Wither: III
Mutant Creeper: [PG] HP: 67,000/100,000. Wither: III
Fortress Wrecker: [PG] HP: 72,000/75,000.
The Forge:
Detonation Core: III READY (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [1K] (The_Serpent)
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
Crusher48: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Active
comhraik: [AG] Status: Idle
EndRPnT: [AG] Status: Idle
Akatia: [AG] Status: Idle
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Idle
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
TT2000: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
shadoweater22: [N] Status: Idle
There will be a new kind of Dialoglog coming up next turn...stay tuned!
I attack the godmodder with the curse of throwbacks by saying that he appeared last game, and thus could not have appeared this game.
Virus Actions: "FATAL ERROR! Establishing rootkit to hide in server and ensuring safety. Server integrity appears to be falling apart, attack godmodder's virus!"
Server integrity: 100% (if it reaches 0%, computers in the server are unable to function, crashing the server.
GMVirus integrity: 100% (releases players from the godmodder's virus when integrity reaches 0%)
Rootkit integrity: 100% (protects last 1% of virus integrity)
Mob Invasion Actions: unknown.
Cloudflash Tower: 5/25
As the max charge for the Cloudflash Tower is increased, creating a major charge, I add some leftover code from Binary that The_Serpent summoned to it.
Code Blaster: 12/35
Also, any and all feedback on my new avatar is appreciated!
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Fine then, my workshop is still supposed to be there.
suddenly, a powerful force sucks both Fin and the SUPER BOSS into the workshop. THERE they encounter the creepy dummy and me. And I'm ready to kick some butt.
It had better work this time... O crap... and here's the endermancer's ghost...
13/35 for the code blaster
+2 to aegis!
I begin duplicating the multi-hit sword... 2/2 for 3 multi-hit swords. (I LOVE the factory)
I finish the cybersaurus!!!
cybersaurus body: has higher defense, but lower attack. 50,000 hp.
cybersaurus: head: must be destroyed before the body can be attacked, has lower defense but higher attack. 30,000 hp.
Meanwhile in the workshop I do a the legendary five-point combo, which slices the SUPER BOSS into the shape of a five-pointed star.
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6/40 x3 (factory is awesome)
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Woah. We actually waited till Twin was done posting.
10/10 - A UNSC Frigate, Highrise (15000/15000), tears out of a portal in GEO orbit with a small fighter escort (aesthetic) as a [N] entity and seems to be searching for something.
"Crackle" UNSC Highrise to HIGHCOM, we've arrived over the battlefield.
"We read you; this is HIGHCOM, go as planned and fall back to RCON-011.7 if necessary. Objective is a tall, black obsolesk. Report immidiately when candidate object matches all parameters."
"Aye, going as planned. [END TRASMISSION] Jess, I want a full surface scan for relevant structures on the tac-table in 5 minutes!"
20/20
40/40
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
Charge Factory: 32/40 (Expended Charge Factory point 1)
Cloudflash Tower: 7/25 (Expended Charge Factory point 2)
Code Blaster (pionoplayer): 14/35
I vote for Zephhyre to use his special attack as I order more Constructs be added to the small army that struggles to defeat the PG forces.
No feedback? Any feedback on my avatar would be appreciated...
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...