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I place C4 all over the dark cave zone. Then, I blow it up! The dark cave is shaken to its very foundations! However, all the entities inside somehow managed to dive out of the way of all the explosions! But then, a giant stalactite detaches from the ceiling and starts falling! It looks like its heading straight for the mutant skeleton...but then, in a heroic sacrifice, a ZOM4 regiment pushes it out of the way and takes the hit itself!

It's allies all promptly give it a lecture on not being an idiot and helping the other side, making its ears fall off!

Questionable Armor Mk. II: 39/40 [40/40 with the Charge Factory]
Parts: Crockercorp Carrier Plating, Enclave Helmet, UOSS Titanium Plates, Deathclaw Claws, Air Freshener (Ozone Flavor), Plasma Capacitator, Cool-looking Chain-Armor, Meaningless Footwear, Ruined Macintosh, Wonderglue, RC Module

Finally!
I use my not-so-questionable parts to build a new, totally improved Questionable Amror!
Questionable Armor Mk.II: 85,000 HP or so, TwinBuilder will probably adjust it.

I use my command my armor using the RC module to use the built-in Deathclaw gauntlets to slice n' dice the Mutant Mobs.

Self-Porting: 4/5 [5/5 from charge factory]
ZAP!
I get warped into cyberspace. I use a digital First-Aid Kit on the Virus. And also some Mentats.

I force a ZOM4 regiment to read the most recent acts of homestuck! Due to sheer complexity, its brain promptly explodes!

auto-dora 2/20
9/20 for the combination
+1 to aegis
6/40 for Tricky the Clown.
What the &*%^ do you think you're doing piono?
Oh, hello Hank.
You're going to get us all killed!
You're coming onto the field after him.
If there's a field left for me to come onto!!!
The godmodder is a lot more resilient than you think.
4/5 for my mini-attack...
3/? for my awesome sword.
Yay! people are helping my side-quest. I express this joy by activating the remote archery turrets that auto-fire my various ranged weapons at any and all PGs in the workshop.

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We've got the armor plating up and running.
What's with the text change?
Oh this? I'm in a side-quest again.
You want me to help you out?
I don't think we're going to finish the tank in time.
Okay then.
12/40 x3

Froakie: 6/10

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! IT'S TOO LATE FOR ALL OF YOU NOW. EVEN ME. I THINK I MIGHT BE GOING INSANE... BUT I DON'T REALLY CARE!

Scratch that. Of course I care if I'm going insane. Why wouldn't I? Typing in this blue text is nauseating me. It's not only making me say evil stuff at times; it's also draining my strength. I'm getting weaker. But what else can I do, tælłłkkkkk"""@ Liî(? T900&hos?¿

I throw myself at the Virus Integrity weakly.

3/20 for auto-dora
10/20 for the combination
+1 to aegis
7/40 for Tricky the clown.
It isn't the godmodder I'm worried about, I'd be content to have him die and let the rest of us go back to Nevada!
What are you scared of then?
The clown won't go after the godmodder! He'll go after everyone!
I'm pretty sure I can prevent that.
hehe... that gives me an idea...
Don't you DARE touch my summon.
5/5 for my mini attack: suddenly, a mini-gun hybrid rocket turret comes out of the floor of the workshop and unloads massive amounts of rockets into Fin and the SUPER BOSS. If either of them is dead, draw in mickey mouse, who comes flying in the door of the workshop just in time to get nailed by the barrage of rockets.
4/? for my awesome sword
I take the multi-hit sword, and while they're still recovering from the rocket barrage, I perform a mega-hit combo.

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13/40 x3

I use a digital sword to fight the bugs.

Questionable Armor Mk.II commands: Intercept The_Serpent from reaching the Virus Integrity

//QArmr OS initiated
Remote Access verified. Automated Movement activated.
::Command Detected.
||Processed.
TARGET: The_Serpent
OBJECTIVE: Intercept target
\\End Description
::Task in progress.
=End of Transmission

4[+1 from charge factory]/20 for auto-dora
11[+1 from charge factory]/20 for the combination

Code Blaster: 18/35.

19/35 for the code blaster
+2 to aegis
8/40 for Tricky the Clown
You're insane
Says the guy who's life consists of killing hundreds of people daily.
1/5 for mini attacks
5/? for the awesome sword
Since I'm guessing that lots of damage has been dealt to everything in the workshop, I pull in the berserker too so that we can pound him into the floor too. The alchemiter needs more parts.

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14/40 x3

Super Stimpak on the Virus.

I debug the bugs. Using my digital flyswatter.

I summon a pet for TT2000! it will eat him messily if he attacks the dark cave zone!

17/40
17/40

What exactly does the altar of power do?

I talk to the virus.

This is probably my biggest summon yet...

The XrST-λΣ is near 20,000 HP...

Then, in a split-second decision, I promptly get away from the battlefield by warping a blackhole bomb and throw it at fin, which also sucks in Every PG. Then, I call in a Vulture droid fighter to get me to my fortress. I take the XrST-λΣ with me as well.

Then, about a minute and a half later...

I arrived at my floating fortress, which is bigger than my former shelter.
Built in total secretly, this fortress is armed with 2 mega cannons, (entities) 30 cannons, (entities) and a superlaser cannon. (entities)
Patrolling the fortress are swarms of Vulture droid fighters, hyena droid bombers, TIE-D, ghost of starmen, and TIE-crawler.

Vulture Droid Fighter HP: 10,000/10,000 (x100)
Hyena Droid Bomber HP: 15,000/15,000 (x100)
TIE-D HP: 10,000/10,000 (x100)
TIE-crawler HP: 25,000/25,000 (x100)
Ghost Of Starman HP: 40,000/40,000 (x50) (entity source: http://earthbound.wikia.com/wiki/Ghost_of_Starman)

Entity Generator HP: 20,000/20,000 (x10)
Entity Upgrader HP: 25,000/25,000 (x10)

Cannons HP: 15,000/15,000 (x30)
Mega Cannons HP: 25,000/25,000 (x2)
Superlaser Cannon HP: 40,000/40,000
(These cannons can attack the entities on the battlefield due to the fortress being in the air)

NOTE: the fortress is supposed to be a new zone, not an entity.

ZONE EFFECT: this zone can regenerate itself, healing A random AG by 5%, and repairing the entity generator and Upgrader.

Combination: 9/20

Code Blaster: 20/35.

Now fully rested, I cast Heal on a random AG entity.
(Heal is a weak spell, so it can be cast without getting tired, unlike Super Heal.)

Thauminomicon 5/10
Bow of bone and primal charm...

"Okay, it's time to attack a ZOM4 squad! Oh, no, what's that? It's heading right for the ZOM4 squad! OH! It got hit! That had to hurt...wait...is it... Ohhh-ho-ho! The squad'll feel that in the morning! Hold on, is that going to...? OW! Yikes! I'm surprised its getting up for that! Oh no, it isn't going to-AH!"

This continues for 100 milleniums.

okay fseftr, how the altar of power works is that when it is open (there is only one slot) anyone from the alignment the altar is currently part of can put a charge on it. Charges on the altar have to start on the altar, and cannot be taken off of it until they are finished. The altar charges are more powerful than a regular charge of the same length. If the altar is destroyed before a charge finishes, the charge that is on the altar at that time gets completely removed (as if it had never been put on in the first place) and the altar moves on to the next alignment. You want to charge your altar charges quickly because of that, especially since you can churn out synchronized and powerful attacks.

21/25 for the code blaster
+2 to ninja.
9/40 for tricky the clown
2/5 for a mini attack
6/? for the awesome sword, it is now complete for sure.
I take the biggest explosive I can find on short notice, and detonate it next to the berserker/mickey mouse/ whatever PGs are still alive inside the workshop.

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15/40 x3

Project Redemption: 34/40
Cloudflash Tower: 9/25

Thanks, Piono!

Also, sorry I'm so late, wi-fi was down.

I turn the Godmodder into a creationist.

/nullpost
ninjatwist was post 40 - what's the limit?

~RIFFING PROGRESS CHECK~
Well, we've hit Lemon (R-rated material), and piono won't be able to do that. We're gonna need a temp to fill in for him in this scene.

WARNING: I've already told you that Lemon is R-Rated. Only apply if you're okay with being scarred for life.

~RIFFING PROGRESS CHECK END~

/nullpost