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Code Blaster: 12/35.

Time for the ultimate attack.


I walk to the battlefield(while avoiding the attacks), and I thrust my wrench into the air.

"Upgradis Criticus!"

Suddently, the entire sky darkens and the entities quit fighting. A sole beam of light comes from the darkened sky and enlights the wrench, but not me. The wrench begins to glow in a shiny yellow color. Fin tries to attack me, but he's stopped by some sort of aura emerging from the wrench that's large enough to protect me!

Stock Wrench + Rare Magic = Super Golden Wrench!

Immediatly, I make a mad dash towards the Tripod, and point the Super Golden Wrench! at it. A yellow light emerges from the latter and homes into the former, completely healing the Tripod's thick plating!

After that, I command the Tripod to initiate Protocol #6, Code G.O.D.M.O.D.D.E.R. The Tripod hunches over, almost as if it has been shut down. However, a large laser-like weapon emerges from it's underbelly, and a small plasma ball begins to form. It's the Plasma Blaster attack!


In three OP posts, the Tripod will unleash the Plasma Blaster on the Godmodder, stunning him and severely decreasing his Godmodder Integrity. The Tripod cannot attack or even defend itself until then, and it's shields are useless.

Subsequently, I drop dead on the floor, and am teleported back to my hideout to rest. That spell's exhausting, you know.

((And I like your avatar, ninjatwist.))

Oh, right.
I'll just combine it with the Golden Snow Gun, then.

( 21 / 40 )
Calm myself...
*fails*
AGFNAEJVNJONASF.

I toss a Pizza to Natalie, the strongest healing item in Epic Battle Fantasy.

Natalie uses the /give wands she aquirred earlier to give herself a Splash Potion of Speed II, giving her a 50% chance to dodge this turn!

22/40 for ire
16/25 for the code blaster. OPEL! PAY ATTENTION!!! OTHER PEOPLE ARE HELPING YOU!
+1 to aegis.
multi-hit sword OR radioactive obsidian-iron sword, multi-hit sword, multi-hit sword. 1/? for a what I expect will be a very impressive weapon.
1/40 for Tricky the clown.
1/3 for a mini-attack
Meanwhile in the workshop... Fin and the SUPER BOSS are stunned at the fact that I managed to fit the absolutely massive cybersaurus inside of the relatively small workshop. Using that to my advantage I attempt to decapitate Fin with the radioactive blade.

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7/40 x3

Hey people! I would like some help with my workshop side-quest! Once I finish it the alchemiter will get a power boost and will have a higher max level!

I use the virus' data to find the godmodder's house. I ask for a description, then teleport the Fortress wrecker into it and make him think its an AG fortress.

Post 10.

Project Redemption: 33/40
Cloudflash Tower: 7/25
Code Blaster (OpelSpeeder): 17/35

I use the Ellorium Autobow on one of the PG mobs in the Dark Cave Zone, attempting to aid Crusher's Mob Army.

+2 to ninja
+1 to aegis
2/? for my awesome sword.
2/40 for Tricky the Clown
2/2 for a mini attack. I tape the radioactive sword to the multi-hit sword, allowing me to perform a combo with the two as if it were one sword, I use this on the SUPER BOSS
Crusher attempts to send his commands to the virus, and suddenly the computer he was using to access it (or whatever port or input he was using) explodes in his face, disabling any commands sent to the Virus this round. In short, the Virus is free to do what it wants to do this round, regardless of what players tell it to do.
Crusher, if you are wondering why I did that, pay attention to what the Virus has been saying these last couple of rounds. Either you let the Virus go while keeping it on our good side, or I'm going to sever your connection so that it doesn't try to kill us.

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8/40 x3

Quote from engie_ninja

[40/40]

*WHAM*

A giant brass machine with two massive machine guns lands on the battlefield, then adjusts it's positioning to stand majestically. Then Hitler decides to show his face to the world.

(Meanwhile, in Engietech satellite W47CH-3R)

"This should be interesting. I wonder what will happen now..."

(Back on the ground)

Fegelein turns to fight Redeemer Hitler. The two appear to be readying themselves.

Redeemer Hitler: 80000/80000
Attacks:
Pencil of Destruction: 10000 damage. Increases damage exponentially with every kill.
Barrage: 15000 damage. Applies Damaged Armor (-15% damage resistance) to target for 3 turns.
V2 Rocket: 12500 damage. Splash damage. 1 turn cooldown.
Redemption: Heals Redeemer Hitler for 20000 + 20% of missing health. 1 turn cooldown.
Shield: 90% damage resistance increase. 2 turn cooldown.
Blitzkreig: 100000 damage. Can only be used when Redeemer Hitler is below 30% of max health. 2 turn cooldown.

Basically, the strategy here is to use Barrage to weaken an enemy, then Pencil of Destruction (reference to Downfall parodies) to get the kill and increase damage. After 1 kill, the pencil will do 20000 damage. After 2 kills, 40000 damage. After 3 kills, 80000 damage. Etc.

Quote from pionoplayer

OPEL! PAY ATTENTION!!! OTHER PEOPLE ARE HELPING YOU!

NO NEED TO SCREAM IN RED LETTERS!!!

Code Blaster: 17/35.

I make an idea for a nerfed version of my Tower of Doom self to appear!
I also attempt to throw a potion of slowness at Fin and then attempt to stab him.

Post 16

2/40
2/40
1/5

It's raining TNT! Out of the sky! don't ask why just use Fin as a shield... 4 PG's will take damage and one grabs Fin and uses him as a shield.

engie! take your post out of the quote or twin won't count it!!!!

18/25 for the code blaster, and yes, I had to scream in red text, because you ignored me until I used it.
+2 to aegis
3/40 for tricky the clown
1/5 for another mini-attack
minor, even horribly nerfed, your tower of doom self would probably be worth something around five million charges. all of the tower of doom characters are strong enough to one shot everything on the field including the godmodder. But thanks for joining my side-quest
I take Danger:High Voltage and shoot Fin in the face with it.

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9/40 x3

Okay, i think Flare Flames might not be doing this with us. I sent him the link twice and he still hasn't shown any sings of showing up in the riffing.

If i don't see him at 5:00PM (Pacific Standard Time, of course), i'm gonna try to see if someone else'll do this.

This concludes your riffing progress report.

/nullpost

Quote from pionoplayer

engie! take your post out of the quote or twin won't count it!!!!

I'm confident in Twin's ability to be smart.

/nullpost

Post 18

4/40
4/40
2/5

+1 to piono's charges

I stick Fin into a tank full of sharks and blood.

40/40
20/20

I place a WEAK SHIELD around the Tripod!

post 20

5/40
5/40
3/5

+1 to piono's charges

I douse Fin with kerosine. (can you see where this goes?) The evaporating fumes suffocate him (or burn his lungs).

40/40
20/20

Engie, would you mind summoning a 20 post charge Nazi "Dora" gun to the field inside a modified hangar bay of the Preston Cole? (A little modified with an automated loading mechanism)

The death of the recognizers and RaginForeva activates the hyper blackhole bomb XXX ΩΣΔλΞ trap on all PGs.

I also retaliate by warping the darkheart from ROBLOX and slash it at fin.

Combination: 8/20

I timewarp to the end of turn battle, and attack the black monolith with a bat as it does whatever it does.

22/30
21/40, 22/40 charge factory.

I start a new charge. 1/10

Quote from Aegis-A095

post 20

5/40
5/40
3/5

+1 to piono's charges

I douse Fin with kerosine. (can you see where this goes?) The evaporating fumes suffocate him (or burn his lungs).

40/40
20/20

Engie, would you mind summoning a 20 post charge Nazi "Dora" gun to the field inside a modified hangar bay of the Preston Cole? (A little modified with an automated loading mechanism)

Auto-Dora going up.

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Questionable Armor Mk. II: 37/40 [38/40 with the Charge Factory]
Parts: Crockercorp Carrier Plating, Enclave Helmet, UOSS Titanium Plates, Deathclaw Claws, Air Freshener (Ozone Flavor), Plasma Capacitator, Cool-looking Chain-Armor, Meaningless Footwear, Ruined Macintosh, Wonderglue

I use the words I ingested to vocabularize Mickey Mouse.

Self-Porting: 3/5