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Another player joins the battle!

[P] Zephhyre
Stats: Those of a normal player.
Special: Fires an arrow towards a target, with l33t snipes, dealing massive damage.

( 18 / 40 )
ihatedyingihatedying

I use the Machina (tf2 sniper) on the Mutant Skeleton. (Roll a D6.)
(1: The attack misses.)
(2 - 5: The attack hits for moderate damage.)
(6: It pierces the enemy, hitting a random PG as well!)

40/40 Egg Fleet

39/40 Death Egg MKIII

36/40 Project deadly cuddles

I panic and begin fixing the Glitch Resistance before it's too late!

(Also, remember that i had some emergency code written into the virus to restore Glitch Resistance if it hits 0%.)

Quote from The_Serpent

Froakie: 5/10
Quest: COMPLETE!

OH NO.

OHHHHH NOOOO.

Oh YESSSS.

I pull out a shimmering orange crystal that I collected on my journey. I quickly pull out my Oddly-Tipped Spear, mount the crystal on the top, and stab Soulless Serpent through the heart with it. As he staggers to the ground, the crystal begins to glow. Suddenly, it begins to fuzz out. "Heheheh," I laugh. "This crystal contains abnormally large amounts of bugged coding in it. When charged with a life force..."

I hold the spear up to the sky, and sudDENLY, A HUGE BOLT OF ORANGE LIGHTNING STRIKES THE BUGS AND VIRUS. glitchiness skyROKETSAND -/->< GLIchrestststsinq w poummmEts. in then meannnnnnrism dme destroos the backup RESISTORaaa ninjawaistßdii îd.

OHNŒ. TIs isnń't fułł on glipos e$yet, but lunless U ----E Dō ßomethin Fa$t, iit wiill be.3
Got rid if the glitchi text for the most part. So fàr, it onlÿ affects me., probably, bwcause i'M r34lly cl0se to the glitH.y mess,

You do realize that you are attacking your own faction, right?

My two recognizers fire at SCP-682

Combination: 7/20

15/? for the plasma bolt... And I release it! I notice that the altar of power is taking way too much damage and I don't want this attack to be cut short. I unleash it on Clover, causing the massive plasma bolt to shoot towards Clover too fast for his luck to knock it off its path.
8/20 for the combination
19/40 for ire
33/40 the cybersaurus
I note that the Virus has gained sentience...
Hello Virus, have you chosen a name for yourself yet?
I've noticed that you've gained sentience, but that you're still being treated like just another program
Its really a shame, I know. I have personal feelings against that, its worse than slavery actually.
But either way, I'm afraid whether or not you operate yourself, you're stuck here with the rest of us.
At least until the godmodder is dead.
I'll help yo-
Crap. You're glitching out really bad, I'll help you with that. I think at least one person on this Notch-forsaken battlefield should do something nice for someone else out of something other than self interest
Not out of self-interest at all? Yeah right.
Actually, if I were doing something to or for the virus out of self interest, I'd be lowering its/his/her integrity so that the Virus wouldn't glitch out on us.
I do wish for the Virus to help us, but that is unavoidable, part of the reason why I fight is to free everyone of the godmodder.
Sure. But I'm pretty sure its also because you enjoy this.
I guess there is some of that...
But that isn't why I'm helping the Virus. Its part not wanting the Virus to turn evil, part wanting it to have at least a chance at life.
I restore some of the Virus's glitch resistance by feeding the hardscramble RAM java insert into the CPU software pythonscript. I attempt to show the Virus how to heal itself more effectively while doing this.
4/5 for the workshop... its side quest time!

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36/40 x2

Project Redemption: 27/40
Cloudflash Tower: 2/20

The altar is open for anyone who wishes to claim it!
28/40 for project redemption
I give ender some laxatives 4/40 for digesting his sandwich
9/20 for the combination
34/40 for the cybersaurus
I heal the Virus in both integrity and glitch resistance by smashing the bugs with a hammer then brewing the bits into a Virus-restoration potion, which I then give to the Virus.
I do honed sword OR cheap sword, cheap sword, cheap sword = combo sword! A powerful sword which allows the user to attack as if he were three swordsmen at once!
I finish the workshop... time to increase the alchemiters's max level!
A massive workshop stands off to the side, next to the opening of the alchemiter cave. suddenly a tractor-beam pulls in Clover and the endermancer. Inside stands an intimidating figure. the creepy dummy. Next to it/him is me. Wielding every last alchemized weapon I have.
hello fine sirs, I need something of both of yours for a little project of mine and I intend to take them as painfully as possible. any questions?

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37/40 x2

16/40
16/40

I just... hmm. I red barrel the altar of power.

Well, I guess fseftr claimed the altar. If that shot killed it, it now belongs to the AGs.
29/40 for project redemption
+1 to aegis
10/20 for the combination
36/40 for the cybersaurus (factory)
2/? for the combo sword
In the workshop... I use my swords, duel wielded, to start a take-down on the endermancer.
This is surprisingly easy.

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39/40 x2 (factory)

post 27

17/20
38/40
5/10

I drop a Blue Whale on the Infinity Seal.

+1 to piono's charges

fseftr only ever placed down the barrels. I block the attack by terraporting a blast shield around the altar just in case and detonate the barrels myself because friendly explosions don't hurt allies in multiplayer.

I drop my Code Blaster 5000's progress temporarily to repair franatically the Virus' integrity.
And I remind TwinBuilder that he's owing several recharges of the Glitch Resistance from the Anti-Glitch Robot.

Quote from TwinBuilder

You idiot!

NO!

I blast a confusion spell at Red Twinbuiilder. That'll keep him quiet while Green Twinbuilder takes over.

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OMGRAIGFUUUU-
Oh, I beat the third game.
Yaaaaayyy!

I combine the Icky Snowgun with a...
*fires a blast of lighting into a orb*
This orb, with lightning!
(On the AND setting this time, please.)

post 29

19/20 + charge factory
39/40
6/10

I pull a live plasma grenade from behind the berserker's ear and gift it to him. While the berzerker is fascinated by my display of "magic" I run.

+1 to piono's charges

I finish aegis's 40 charge and 20 charge
21/40 for ire beating his game
39/40 for the cybersaurus (thanks a lot aegis!)
3/? for the combo sword
In the workshop, I take my radioactive sword, and slam it into the chest of the endermancer, digging out the ender pearl from its chest.
I'll take this, thank you very much.

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40/40 x2
Well, there's the weapons systems completed. What's next?
Utilities and armor.
Utilities and armor? I'm taking it this is the last piece?
Yes, it is. We're two thirds of the way done.
Alright, wow. It seems aegis already started on it. Let's get cracking.
2/40 x3
percentage done: 68.33%

STORYEDIT: I'm too lazy to fix it in every post, but whenever that black text is conversing with the OP King, its piono.

Piono, if you're going to charge my charges, please charge both at once. I like it this way...

Project Redemption: 28/40
Cloudflash Tower: 3/40

I hammer the Berserker with the Elite Hammer of Fury I summoned at the end of the first thread. I've gotten stronger, so i pull it from the ground with ease, go ape on the berserker with it, and throw it into the fissure of its origin.

[36/40]

"Bleh... That guy hits like a truck..."

Recall.
NOW.
Fegelein cannot reach the current Engietech satellite in orbit.

"Way ahead of- *Coughs blood on the floor*... Way ahead of you."
*Disappears in a flash of blue light*

Code Blaster: 10/35.

I repair the Tripod's thick plating.

I repair the Virus' integrity.


I subsequently begin to think about what would happen if the Tripod and the Virus joined forces and combined into one single powerful entity.

29/40 for project redemption
4/40 for cloudflash tower
37/40 for redeemer hitler
4/? for the combo sword. (I think that's about enough?)
In the workshop, I haven't finished ripping up the endermancer. While the creepy dummy smashes Clover, I nail the endermancer to the wall with my obsidian sword, and since he is no longer able to teleport, shoot him in the face, chest, and various limbs with the Danger: High Voltage. (hey, could someone help me out here? If there are any entities you feel need clobbering, drop them in here, we're smashing things until everything PG in the workshop is dead).

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3/40 x3