6/? for plasma bolt
1/35 for codeblaster
29/40 for aegis
21/40 for cybersaurus
12/15 for spare charge.
Wait... what is that? Wow. After all this time...
Suddenly, a small, sad, humanoid shape stumbles onto the battlefield. It wears a tattered T-shirt that says 'godmodder's friend' on it. It looks around with a look of betrayal on its face as if to say "How could you forget about me? What did I do to deserve that?" Creepy dummy summoned!!!!
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27/40 x2
EDIT: sorry, impatient. but I made sure not to do anything that might change upon update. I'll fix anything that needs fixing too.
Don't you know, genius? You can't summon things from the Wait. The Creepy Dummy... It's circumventing the Curse of Throwbacks! What?! I set that up myself! You mean I did. We don't have time for this crap! This thing is too powerful...
8/? for the plasma bolt
31/40 for aegis, dude please help me out too. I'm actually helping you.
3/35 for the codeblaster
23/40 and 24/40 for the cybersaurus. I want to get this done because I have an absolutely awesome 40 post charge I want to hit the black monolith with that is absolutely perfect for it.
13/15 for spare charge
I take clover and beat the godmodder over the head with him!!!
Ninjatwist, does the Charge Factory have any sort of 'cooldown'? I don't exactly understand how it works.
I repair the Virus' integrity in an attempt to make up for fseftr's attack.
I increase it's Self-Awareness for the lulz.
Code Blaster: 5/35.
You can use the Charge Factory to boost one of your charges once each turn, like this:
Let's say I have a charge for the Terror Zombie.
So, you charge it once: 1/20.
And then, you can charge it again with the Charge Factory: 2/20.
However, you can only do this for one of your charges, for one of your posts, each turn. So next post, you could only raise it to 3/20.
But next turn, you can do 4/20 + 5/20.
Understand now?
You restore +1 INTEGRITY. You idiot! Why would you increase a technology-based entity's SELF-AWARENESS! That's just asking for trouble. You increase it by 1, in turn, lowering SECURITY INTEGRITY by 1.
10/? for the plasma bolt
22/40 for project redemption
+1 to one of aegis's charges (his pick)
26/40 for the cybersaurus. ninja, you mind helping me out with this?
14/15 for the combo. (twin, I'm going to use a really big combo, I was going to have it be 40 post, but I realized that it is actually quite tame compared to a lot of the stuff we are using. It comes up next time I post)
I take the arm that the godmodder lost in the first thread and beat Clover over the head with it.
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Missile systems are online finally... Yup, so are the cannons and miniguns.
I can't believe I'm helping you make this. Then why are you?
I guess it will be pretty cool... There you go.
30/40 x2
(You're referencing the drawing that my brother drew where the Godmodder had a robot arm, right?)
Regardless, you cannot get to the arm, as it is on another server, which you can't access, otherwise we all wouldn't be here right now.
11/? for the plasma bolt
23/40 for project redemption
+1 to one charge of aegis
27/40 for cybersaurus
15/15... I finish the combo... I don't think this is too OP... if it is... nerf it. I use it on the Black Monolith. Perfect, because it is tailor-made fo monlith/vending machine shaped objects:
I block roundsquare's attempt by rerouting the technojargon capacitor powerswitch CPU hardRAM and blocking it with power devoted from the virus.
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31/40 x2
That WOULD have been an uber-powered, insanely epic, ultra-awesome attack that surely would've destroyed the Black Monolith! However, there's one small problem: all the attacks in the video were directed not against a monolith, but a vending machine.
Black Monolith =/= Vending Machine.
Plus, that was ten minutes of my life I'll never get back, so there's that.
I give Twinbuilder quadruple-chocolate chip cookies laced with resistance 2 potion, Instant Healing II potion, and Restoration II potion!
Thank you! Normally I would say I need to fight my own battles, but I'm running low on health... +4,000 HP to me, all attacks against me will have their damage halved for one turn, and I have Regen for three turns.
The Dark Cave Zone is building up too many guys! I need to do something about that...
I equip my Starry Night to all-boost! That means that its extra punch is now behind all of my attacks. regardless of whether or not I directly mention Starry Night. I then fly into the Dark Cave Zone, if I can...(if I can't, use this on the tripod)
I suddenly send a small pack of wolves after a mutant skeleton! I follow up with a slightly larger pack of wolves. Then a pack of wolves with TNT strapped to their backs. Then a pack of wolves carrying a giant watermelon on their backs. Then a pack of wolves carrying another mutant skeleton on their backs, for demoralization!
All of your attacks will now have 2,000 base power thanks to Starry Night. The Mutants are against the Invasion, which has more guys, but hey, whatever makes you happy. 6,000 damage to the Mutant Skeleton!
Series-8 "Super-Heavy MAC"
Only seen onboard Infinity-class warships, the CR-08 Series-8 MAC fires an ultra-dense projectile at a fraction the speed of light and is capable of creating terrestrial craters several miles wide. The shockwave generated is powerful enough to knock in-atmosphere starships out of the air. Its exoatmospheric combat capabilities are unknown.
14/20
35/40
2/10
The MAC Cannon is not charged by your posts, it's charged by turn. Haven't we said this numerous times?
Breaking News: the subject has struck again, also against Twinbuilder. It seems he is interested In seeing whether bullets or electrocution deals more bam age to the head.
( 15 / 40 )
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuu...
Them crits...
( 16 / 20, +1 from Charge Factory)
I can see the name tag!
"Zephhyre"
Natalie uses Singularity! It deals low damage to the Charge Factory and large damage to the Endermancer!
I heal Natalie using a Potion of Instant Health IV.
EDIT: And also, about the 20,000 damage from the godmodder, you didn't really read my summoning post.
And for punishment for breaking the rules of MY entity, I fire the Hyperbomb beam Ω at all PGs, [???]'s, and Neutrals.
Yes, it is THAT powerful
I also repair the XrST-λΣ with a repair kit.
Judgement deals 2,500 damage to the SUPER BOSS, since it is an overused name for an attack.
Sorry about the Godmodder and your entity. I make mistakes sometimes. In retaliation, the XrST-λΣ will attack all PG and Neutral entities.
Help me with my charges and I help you. +1 to pionoplayer, flare flames, and opel's charges.
I take a baseball bat and break it over Clover's head. Clover's luck manifests in the bat so it doesn't break. I can reuse it again and again and again and...
You end up dealing 1,000 damage before Clover has his graviry unreversed.
I scream at the Virus the following phrases:
"The SSL microchip is down, program the primary sensor so we can compress the AGP pixel!"
"Try to override the USB protocol, maybe it will navigate the bluetooth port!"
"Use the redundant RAM sensor, then you can compress the wireless port!"
"Variances in the paraphoretic gel packs! "
"Special vortex should have been reversed, because the weak sensor array has been contained."
"Extending the enhanced hyperdrive damages damage within the quantum area."
I raise both Bug's integrity with some BUG FOOD.
No, I will not attack Twin, weird voice.
REALLY, GUYS? I WAKE UP TO ABOUT TWO NEW PAGES!??!?!
Whoa... Are you alright? You must be concerned. You never ask people if they're alright! I have a heart, you know. It's small, but it's there. -7 INTEGRITY! -4 GLITCH RESISTANCE! -1 SECURITY INTEGRITY! Both BUGS get 3 INTEGRITY.
um... flare? don't beat up natz, she's on our team, remember?
12/? for the plasma bolt. (someone needs to take the altar!!!! it was made for more than just plasma bolts!)
24/40 for project redemption
+1 to aegis
29/40 for cybersaurus.
I put up the frame for my workshop... 1/5 (this is going to start the alchemiter-upgrade sidequest next round or whenever its complete)
I take Clover and slam him into the Infinity Seal repeated times. Hopefully it will harm one of the two.
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32/40 x2
Wow, I'm pretty close to done with this thing. Only 48 more posts before I can unleash it. (no, it doesn't break the 40 charge limit rule, its going to be three seperate entities that work better when all three of them are on the field)
13/? for the plasma bolt
29/40 for questionable armor
33/40 for redeemer hitler
30/40 for cybersaurus. 75% done!
I put up the paneling for the workshop 2/5... how the heck did you get in here creepy dummy?
I direct the creepy dummy, who is feeling rather helpful to me since I remembered him when almost no one else did, to attack Clover. The creepy dummy proceeds to take out some of its anger on Clover.
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33/40 x2
The Creepy Dummy will now attempt to attack Clover. Uh-oh...
Ross8815 and RaginForeva deal 2,000 damage to SCP-682. Natalie the Mage uses Singularity, dealing 1,000 damage to the Charge Factory and 10,000 damage to the Endermancer. The Tripod deals 3,500 damage to SCP-682. The Fleetmind Battleships, Recognizers, and Constructs deal 10,000 damage to Jormungandr Midgardsormr. XrST-λΣ deals 500 damage to LORD HELIX, Battery Jesus, SCP-682, the Berserker, Jormungandr Midgardsormr, Oblivion, the Endermancer, and the SUPER BOSS! The VIRUS is incapacitated due to having its GLITCH RESISTANCE severely lowered.
Every single PG entity destroys the Recognizers and kills RaginForeva! The BUGS restore +4 INTEGRITY to the VIRUS! The Godmodder deals 20,000 damage to Natalie and destroys 4 Constructs. After he does so, the fifth Sacred Pool Ball glows an orange light.
Fin added!
The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. Infinity S̕͜͝e̴a͡l HP: 2/5.
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: Sonic the Hedgehog, Elsa the Ice Queen, Mickey Mouse.
TwinBuilder: [???] HP: 38,500/100,000. Holding Ubercharge Canteen. Regeneration: III
Detonation Core: III DISABLED (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [1K] (The_Serpent)
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
Crusher48: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [AG] Status: Active
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Active
comhraik: [AG] Status: Idle
EndRPnT: [AG] Status: Idle
Akatia: [AG] Status: Idle
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
TT2000: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
shadoweater22: [N] Status: Idle
GODMODDER: Looks like Clover's luck finally ran out. Oh, I wouldn't be too certain of that. You never know what can happen with a slippery devil like Clover. And even Game Masters make mistakes... GODMODDER: Are you saying what I think you're saying? Perhaps. Care for a vanilla milkshake? GODMODDER: I.. What? Richard, when you have all the time in the world, you learn to relax a little. And I take it you have more questions for me? GODMODDER: Yes. GODMODDER: Who's the new guy in the orange hat? Fin, I heard his name was? Indeed. His powers work inversely to that of Trace's. If you can recall, Trace had the power to see people's Past Trails; in Layman's terms, where they had been before. GODMODDER: And if Fin is the opposite, then... He can see where people will go. As well as when they die. GODMODDER: That's... slightly terrifying. Perhaps to a human. However, I'm not exactly sure Fin knows of these ramifications. If he has, he hasn't shown it. GODMODDER: ...The Felt aren't the brightest bunch, are they? Perhaps not. Although, they are serving their purpose well. GODMODDER: Which is? Heh heh heh... A distraction, of course. GODMODDER: ... Ah. Perhaps I shouldn't have let that slip just yet. No matter. I'm sure that won't mean anything in the grand scheme of paradox space. And by "I'm sure", I mean I'm certain. GODMODDER: About paradox space... GODMODDER: How exactly did you get here, anyway? Ah, that. Tsk. That is a long story. One that is best reserved for another time. GODMODDER: Scratch... GODMODDER: You love the sound of your own voice. GODMODDER: You wouldn't miss an opportunity to talk for exceeding lengths of time. Alas, if I had a fault, it would be that. You have me there. Do you remember your downfall? Back on September 1st, 2013? GODMODDER: I-- Of course you do. You based your entire current campaign around it. You wanted to make everyone ragequit. That was your plan. But you wanted more. Subconsciously, I would imagine. And you knew it, on some level. You would not subject millions of players to your true wrath. Only a handful. The Anti-Godmodders. This entire war has been one of revenge. An attempt to get back at the people that ruined your life. And you know it. GODMODDER: ...What of it? Well, if you remember correctly, the finishing blow was dealt by Crusher48, who used Chuck Norris's power (and he could, thanks to the destruction of the Anti-Chuck Norris Turret) to kick you out of the known universe. It seemed to be merely a flashy attack, flavor text, if you will. But it was more. It set this entire story into motion. GODMODDER: So, this... Is all his fault? I wouldn't say that. And that's the thing about paradox space: with so many time loops being fufilled in different time periods, causing unfathomable chains of events to occur, something can never truly be only one person's fault. There is always a group of people unwittingly orchestrating one event. This Invasion was one such event. GODMODDER: I actually dimly remember that. Hurtling through outer space, and then... Wait. GODMODDER: Wait a second here. Yes? GODMODDER: I remember something pure white. And? GODMODDER: ...Scratch. GODMODDER: It looked an awful lot like you. And now you understand. When Crusher kicked you out of the universe, you smashed through your Fourth Wall. Not a break, like Jack did. A fracture. You hurtled right into the Void. Where the Invasion was traveling. I teleported you into the past, in a stable time loop. Because, I remember you. Hundreds of years before this game. I remember you materializing straight into my office, on the moon of Alternia. And right then, I knew several things all at once. I was in a doomed timeline. There were other universes besides mine. There were friends in other universes. And there was power in other universes. So, I changed events, gradually, to set us onto this path. Only in my own universe, of course. And the details aren't important, for now. But eventually, somehow, me and Ms. Peixes organized a fleet that would travel through the Furthest Ring and into the Void, straight to the Fourth Wall. And there... Well, there, I think, is as good a cliffhanger as any. GODMODDER: ... GODMODDER: I think I need to lie down.
You're not even striking out the posts beyond limit, did you? Jeez...
Project Redemption: 25/40 (Using Charge Factory)
Umm, I believe the Virtuous Guardians are supposed to attack any entity that attacks the Charge Factory, and the Charge Factory takes half damage from player attacks. If this is a bit demanding, let me know.
So... enjoy your dinner tonight? Later update than usual.
Wow, I thought I had put in the point that I was performing it on the black monolith and not a vending machine... dang it. I feel REALLY stupid right now.
14/? for plasma bolt
9/35 for codeblaster
30/40 for questionable armor
31/40 for cybersaurus
WHY ISN'T CLOVER TAKING DAMAGE!?!?!?!?!? I steal the r off of Clover's name, so that he is now just Clove and no longer gains luck bonuses.
I put up the roof on the workshop 3/5
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34/40 x2
I edited this after the fact, so anyone that boosted any of these charges after I posted is fine.
"All SCP agents: SCP-682 has breached containment and has been identified at this location, top priority is assigned to bringing it back into containment. Telekill alloy defenses are needed to sounteract nearby influences of SCP-{REDACTED}, also known as the Godmodder. I repeat: all forces assigned to recapture SCP-682".
SCP Foundation Army: 25000/25000 (anti-SCP)
Virus Actions: The virus suddenly unleashes a techno babble attack on the server. "Minecraft servers only have one thread of operation, even if 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000 computers are powering the server. Clogging that thread of operation will kill the server, which should be badly lagging anyways. Sending bad packet that causes a nullpointerexception, forcing the exception handle to blah blah blah and causing a several second long lag spike, then using that delay to attempt to crash the godmodder's virus (the one that forces players to join this server) and obtain a copy to dissect and eliminate to free players. Godmodder should not be able to counter because of the lagspike, but I can run a seperate thread on the server for my processing functions."
Mob Invasion Actions: 3 Regiments are formed: one containing the skeleton battalions, one containing the zombie battalions, and one containing the 2 blaze and 2 wither skeleton battalions. Mobs use the nether fortress's defensive properties to guard against the Mutant army. Overworld dungeons form Enderman battalions, Nether dungeons create 2 wither skeleton squads, one of which joins the blaze and wither skeleton squad, and the other does the ritual to sacrifice itself and summon a Wither General.
I use a texturepack that changes anvils to a toilet texture for some reason. I then try to drown the godmodder in the "bowl", but end up bashing his head on the anvil multiple times before somehow renaming his head "D*ck Head", causing embarrasment damage.
The virus' sentience gives it an action when I post! "Salvage code from godmodder's virus to trap next threat attacking me in a feedback loop that should keep him out of action for the remainder of the round."
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Xbox:
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Here we are.
20/30, charge factory 21/30
20/40,
10/10, finally.
I put the black/final gun from Antichamber in SCP-914 on very fine, then fire the black cube at the black monolith with an addition of a ten post charge and the previous ten charge post of mine making my next charged attack mega-crit. So all in all a 20 post charge used with SCP-914 on fine for one attack.
50% to hit both of us hard, 16% just AGs, 16% just PGs, 16% the attack completely wrecks up crap. Let's see how this goes.
I pull out a shimmering orange crystal that I collected on my journey. I quickly pull out my Oddly-Tipped Spear, mount the crystal on the top, and stab Soulless Serpent through the heart with it. As he staggers to the ground, the crystal begins to glow. Suddenly, it begins to fuzz out. "Heheheh," I laugh. "This crystal contains abnormally large amounts of bugged coding in it. When charged with a life force..."
I hold the spear up to the sky, and sudDENLY, A HUGE BOLT OF ORANGE LIGHTNING STRIKES THE BUGS AND VIRUS. glitchiness skyROKETSAND -/->< GLIchrestststsinq w poummmEts. in then meannnnnnrism dme destroos the backup RESISTORaaa ninjawaistßdii îd.
OHNŒ. TIs isnń't fułł on glipos e$yet, but lunless U ----E Dō ßomethin Fa$t, iit wiill be.3
Got rid if the glitchi text for the most part. So fàr, it onlÿ affects me., probably, bwcause i'M r34lly cl0se to the glitH.y mess,
I magically increase Natalie's limit bar.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I repair the Virus' integrity.
I use my spellbook to deal light damage to three random PG entities.
...
Don't you know, genius? You can't summon things from the Wait. The Creepy Dummy... It's circumventing the Curse of Throwbacks! What?! I set that up myself! You mean I did. We don't have time for this crap! This thing is too powerful...
But it's added.
The mattresses just break Clover's fall!
It's fixed now. But... Even more crazily than a GMod Engineer! That's... That's not possible! Hey! I was going to say that! Whatever.
Anyways, you restore +4 INTEGRITY.
You successfully escape Terraria and re-enter Minecraft. Welcome back!
1,000 damage to Clover!
Ah. I forgot that only AGs can use it.
The VIRUS counters with... more technobabble. How predictable. Indeed.
500 damage to each!
You can use the Charge Factory to boost one of your charges once each turn, like this:
So, you charge it once: 1/20.
And then, you can charge it again with the Charge Factory: 2/20.
However, you can only do this for one of your charges, for one of your posts, each turn. So next post, you could only raise it to 3/20.
But next turn, you can do 4/20 + 5/20.
Understand now?
You restore +1 INTEGRITY. You idiot! Why would you increase a technology-based entity's SELF-AWARENESS! That's just asking for trouble. You increase it by 1, in turn, lowering SECURITY INTEGRITY by 1.
(You're referencing the drawing that my brother drew where the Godmodder had a robot arm, right?)
Regardless, you cannot get to the arm, as it is on another server, which you can't access, otherwise we all wouldn't be here right now.
Failed due to OpelSpeedster and pionoplayer!
2,000 damage! Clover's gravity is reversed for one more attack.
That WOULD have been an uber-powered, insanely epic, ultra-awesome attack that surely would've destroyed the Black Monolith! However, there's one small problem: all the attacks in the video were directed not against a monolith, but a vending machine.
Black Monolith =/= Vending Machine.
Plus, that was ten minutes of my life I'll never get back, so there's that.
-4 INTEGRITY!
Thank you! Normally I would say I need to fight my own battles, but I'm running low on health... +4,000 HP to me, all attacks against me will have their damage halved for one turn, and I have Regen for three turns.
All of your attacks will now have 2,000 base power thanks to Starry Night. The Mutants are against the Invasion, which has more guys, but hey, whatever makes you happy. 6,000 damage to the Mutant Skeleton!
The MAC Cannon is not charged by your posts, it's charged by turn. Haven't we said this numerous times?
2,000 damage.
Natalie will use Singularity! +3,000 HP.
2,000 damage. I'm assuming that the reason you're attacking Natalie is so you can raise her Limit Bar.
+1,500 HP! Meaningless footwear would not distract a boss, let alone a SUPER BOSS.
Judgement deals 2,500 damage to the SUPER BOSS, since it is an overused name for an attack.
Sorry about the Godmodder and your entity. I make mistakes sometimes. In retaliation, the XrST-λΣ will attack all PG and Neutral entities.
What kind of shenanigans? You should really be specific.
You end up dealing 1,000 damage before Clover has his graviry unreversed.
An additional 250 damage is added onto the previous attack.
Too late! AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, stop it.
1,000 damage to Jormungandr Midgardsormr!
Alright. What now?
Natalie will restore 1,000 HP for two turns.
Whoa... Are you alright? You must be concerned. You never ask people if they're alright! I have a heart, you know. It's small, but it's there. -7 INTEGRITY! -4 GLITCH RESISTANCE! -1 SECURITY INTEGRITY! Both BUGS get 3 INTEGRITY.
XrST-λΣ now has the PSI Shield Ω.
500 damage to Clover!
-3 GLITCH RESISTANCE!
4,500 damage!
The Creepy Dummy will now attempt to attack Clover. Uh-oh...
+2 INTEGRITY!
End-of-Turn Battle:
I rush out and destroy the Giant Killer Pickle Sandwich!
LORD HELIX and Battery Jesus deal 10,000 damage to RaginForeva! The Creepy Dummy walks up to Clover and...
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Clover killed!
Ross8815 and RaginForeva deal 2,000 damage to SCP-682. Natalie the Mage uses Singularity, dealing 1,000 damage to the Charge Factory and 10,000 damage to the Endermancer. The Tripod deals 3,500 damage to SCP-682. The Fleetmind Battleships, Recognizers, and Constructs deal 10,000 damage to Jormungandr Midgardsormr. XrST-λΣ deals 500 damage to LORD HELIX, Battery Jesus, SCP-682, the Berserker, Jormungandr Midgardsormr, Oblivion, the Endermancer, and the SUPER BOSS! The VIRUS is incapacitated due to having its GLITCH RESISTANCE severely lowered.
Every single PG entity destroys the Recognizers and kills RaginForeva! The BUGS restore +4 INTEGRITY to the VIRUS! The Godmodder deals 20,000 damage to Natalie and destroys 4 Constructs. After he does so, the fifth Sacred Pool Ball glows an orange light.
Fin added!
The Battlefield:
Black Monolith. Infinity S̕͜͝e̴a͡l HP: 2/5.
Everydimensional Portal: [???] Votes: IIIIIIIIII Ideas: Sonic the Hedgehog, Elsa the Ice Queen, Mickey Mouse.
TwinBuilder: [???] HP: 38,500/100,000. Holding Ubercharge Canteen. Regeneration: III
LORD HELIX: [N] HP: 985,500/100,000.
Battery Jesus: [N] HP: 59,500/60,000.
Creepy Dummy: [N] HP: 15/15. Wearing shirt that says "Godmodder's Friend".
Ross8815:
HP: 5,000/5,000. Respawns: IIIII Specials: Makes a redstone contraption. Votes: IIII
Charge Factory: [AG] HP: 89,000/100,000. Virtuous Guardians: 7,500/7,500 HP. (x5.) IT DOES NOT AUTO-BOOST CHARGES, YOU MUST BOOST IT MANUALLY.
Altar of Power: [AG] HP: 3,000/10,000. Current Charge: Plasma Laser. (pionoplayer.) [Power: 2]
Tripod: [AG BOSS] HP: 75,000/75,000. Thick Plating: 84,500/125,000. Inner Plating: 15,000/15,000. Shields: 0/20,000. Mega Laser: III
Natalie the Mage: [AG] HP: 19,000/40,000. Limit Bar: IIIIIIIIII
Fleetmind Battleships: [AG] HP: 6,000/6,000. Shields: 10,000/10,000. (x5.)
XrST-λΣ: [AG] HP: 28,000/60,000.
Constructs: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x15.)
Fin: [PG] HP: 50,000/50,000.
SCP-682: [PG] HP: 42,150/100,000.
Berserker: [PG] HP: 71,000/150,000.
Jormungandr Midgardsormr: [PG] HP: 42,000/85,000.
Oblivion, The Destroyer: [PG] HP: 51,000/90,000.
Endermancer: [PG] HP: 11,250/70,000.
SUPER BOSS: [PG] HP: 62,500/100,000.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 50/125. GODMODDER INTEGRITY: 96%
VIRUS: [AG] HP: In fact,̷͟ ̶I̶'̶̨́m ̶͢g̡͠oin͡g̷̨̨ ̴t͠o̢͠ ̢ha҉̕v͢e̕ ̶̕to do something about it. Would any of you help me?
VIRUS INTEG͘RI͘҉ŢY:̶ ̶2̸͠8%̵͜͞ ͠(RESTORED EACH TURN BY INTEGRITY-RESTORATION ROBOT.)
SECURITY INTEGRITY: 34% | SELF-AWARENESS: 66%
P҉̴H̨̨͠Y̸͢S̛Ì̴̕C҉S͟͞ ̛̛͝E̷N͡ĢIN҉E͘͜:̕ ̸̧0̶̢%͡ ̛̛́
GLITCH RESISTANCE: 19% (CRITICAL̕ Ĺ͢E̢V̕E͞ĻS҉̶̡!̛)̸̡́(̷́R̶͘E҉̸STO͡RED EACH TURN BY ANTI-GLITCH ROBOT.)
ANTIVIRUS INTEGRITY: 0%
BUG 0001: [PG] INTEGRITY: 95%. GLITCHINESS: 73%. REPLICATION: 34%.
BUG 0002: [PG] INTEGRITY: 95%. GLITCHINESS: 68%. REPLICATION: 40%.
Dark Cave Zone:
Zombie Battalion: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x4.)
Skeleton Battalion: [AG] HP: 4,000/10,000. Can counter-attack any attackers.
Skeleton Battalion: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x4.) Can counter-attack any attackers.
Wither General: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000. Can attack three times.
Blaze Battalion: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x2.)
Wither Skeleton Battalion: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x2.)
ZOM2-SKE2-END1 Regiment: [AG] ZOM: 10,000/10,000 HP. (x2.) SKE: 10,000/10,000 HP. (x2.) END: 10,000/10,000 HP.
END5 Regiment: [AG] END: 10,000/10,000 HP. (x5.)
CRP4-ZOM1 Regiment: [AG] CRP: 10,000/10,000 HP. (x4.) ZOM: 10,000/10,000 HP.
Mobile Dungeon: [AG] HP: 16,000/20,000. Restores 2,500 HP to a mob every round.
Stationary Dungeon: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. (x4.)
Nether Fortress: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000.
Mutant Skeleton: [PG] HP: 89,500/100,000.
Mutant Zombie: [PG] HP: 100,000/100,000.
Mutant Creeper: [PG] HP: 100,000/100,000.
Fortress Wrecker: [PG] HP: 75,000/75,000.
The Forge:
Detonation Core: III DISABLED (TT2000)
Broken Halo: III READY (Minor107)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (sigmatw)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (Crusher48)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (sigmatw)
Potion Supply: III READY (Akatia)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (shadoweater22)
Slime-Inator: III READY (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [1K] (The_Serpent)
Flare Flames: [AG] Status: Active
ninjatwist321: [AG] Status: Active
Crusher48: [AG] Status: Active
DemonicDaVinci: [AG] Status: Active
PitTheAngel: [AG] Status: Active
OpelSpeedster: [AG] Status: Active
Irecreeper: [AG] Status: Active
pionoplayer: [AG] Status: Active
5l1n65h07: [AG] Status: Active
Northern_Lights: [AG] Status: Active
Minor107: [AG] Status: Active
Aegis-A095: [AG] Status: Active
comhraik: [AG] Status: Idle
EndRPnT: [AG] Status: Idle
Akatia: [AG] Status: Idle
ThunderCam777: [AG] Status: Idle
fseftr: [PG] Status: Active
The_Serpent: [PG] Status: Active
TT2000: [N] Status: Active
engie_ninja: [N] Status: Active
sigmatw: [N] Status: Active
shadoweater22: [N] Status: Idle
GODMODDER: Looks like Clover's luck finally ran out.
Oh, I wouldn't be too certain of that. You never know what can happen with a slippery devil like Clover. And even Game Masters make mistakes...
GODMODDER: Are you saying what I think you're saying?
Perhaps. Care for a vanilla milkshake?
GODMODDER: I.. What?
Richard, when you have all the time in the world, you learn to relax a little.
And I take it you have more questions for me?
GODMODDER: Yes.
GODMODDER: Who's the new guy in the orange hat? Fin, I heard his name was?
Indeed. His powers work inversely to that of Trace's.
If you can recall, Trace had the power to see people's Past Trails; in Layman's terms, where they had been before.
GODMODDER: And if Fin is the opposite, then...
He can see where people will go. As well as when they die.
GODMODDER: That's... slightly terrifying.
Perhaps to a human. However, I'm not exactly sure Fin knows of these ramifications. If he has, he hasn't shown it.
GODMODDER: ...The Felt aren't the brightest bunch, are they?
Perhaps not. Although, they are serving their purpose well.
GODMODDER: Which is?
Heh heh heh... A distraction, of course.
GODMODDER: ...
Ah. Perhaps I shouldn't have let that slip just yet.
No matter. I'm sure that won't mean anything in the grand scheme of paradox space. And by "I'm sure", I mean I'm certain.
GODMODDER: About paradox space...
GODMODDER: How exactly did you get here, anyway?
Ah, that. Tsk. That is a long story. One that is best reserved for another time.
GODMODDER: Scratch...
GODMODDER: You love the sound of your own voice.
GODMODDER: You wouldn't miss an opportunity to talk for exceeding lengths of time.
Alas, if I had a fault, it would be that. You have me there.
Do you remember your downfall? Back on September 1st, 2013?
GODMODDER: I--
Of course you do. You based your entire current campaign around it. You wanted to make everyone ragequit. That was your plan. But you wanted more. Subconsciously, I would imagine. And you knew it, on some level.
You would not subject millions of players to your true wrath. Only a handful.
The Anti-Godmodders. This entire war has been one of revenge. An attempt to get back at the people that ruined your life.
And you know it.
GODMODDER: ...What of it?
Well, if you remember correctly, the finishing blow was dealt by Crusher48, who used Chuck Norris's power (and he could, thanks to the destruction of the Anti-Chuck Norris Turret) to kick you out of the known universe. It seemed to be merely a flashy attack, flavor text, if you will.
But it was more. It set this entire story into motion.
GODMODDER: So, this... Is all his fault?
I wouldn't say that. And that's the thing about paradox space: with so many time loops being fufilled in different time periods, causing unfathomable chains of events to occur, something can never truly be only one person's fault. There is always a group of people unwittingly orchestrating one event.
This Invasion was one such event.
GODMODDER: I actually dimly remember that. Hurtling through outer space, and then... Wait.
GODMODDER: Wait a second here.
Yes?
GODMODDER: I remember something pure white.
And?
GODMODDER: ...Scratch.
GODMODDER: It looked an awful lot like you.
And now you understand. When Crusher kicked you out of the universe, you smashed through your Fourth Wall. Not a break, like Jack did. A fracture. You hurtled right into the Void.
Where the Invasion was traveling.
I teleported you into the past, in a stable time loop.
Because, I remember you. Hundreds of years before this game. I remember you materializing straight into my office, on the moon of Alternia.
And right then, I knew several things all at once.
I was in a doomed timeline.
There were other universes besides mine.
There were friends in other universes.
And there was power in other universes.
So, I changed events, gradually, to set us onto this path. Only in my own universe, of course. And the details aren't important, for now.
But eventually, somehow, me and Ms. Peixes organized a fleet that would travel through the Furthest Ring and into the Void, straight to the Fourth Wall.
And there... Well, there, I think, is as good a cliffhanger as any.
GODMODDER: ...
GODMODDER: I think I need to lie down.
Project Redemption: 25/40 (Using Charge Factory)
Umm, I believe the Virtuous Guardians are supposed to attack any entity that attacks the Charge Factory, and the Charge Factory takes half damage from player attacks. If this is a bit demanding, let me know.
I shoot the Berserker with a gun.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Wow, I thought I had put in the point that I was performing it on the black monolith and not a vending machine... dang it. I feel REALLY stupid right now.
14/? for plasma bolt
9/35 for codeblaster
30/40 for questionable armor
31/40 for cybersaurus
WHY ISN'T CLOVER TAKING DAMAGE!?!?!?!?!? I steal the r off of Clover's name, so that he is now just Clove and no longer gains luck bonuses.
I put up the roof on the workshop 3/5
...
...
34/40 x2
I edited this after the fact, so anyone that boosted any of these charges after I posted is fine.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
SCP Foundation Army: 25000/25000 (anti-SCP)
Virus Actions: The virus suddenly unleashes a techno babble attack on the server. "Minecraft servers only have one thread of operation, even if 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000 computers are powering the server. Clogging that thread of operation will kill the server, which should be badly lagging anyways. Sending bad packet that causes a nullpointerexception, forcing the exception handle to blah blah blah and causing a several second long lag spike, then using that delay to attempt to crash the godmodder's virus (the one that forces players to join this server) and obtain a copy to dissect and eliminate to free players. Godmodder should not be able to counter because of the lagspike, but I can run a seperate thread on the server for my processing functions."
Mob Invasion Actions: 3 Regiments are formed: one containing the skeleton battalions, one containing the zombie battalions, and one containing the 2 blaze and 2 wither skeleton battalions. Mobs use the nether fortress's defensive properties to guard against the Mutant army. Overworld dungeons form Enderman battalions, Nether dungeons create 2 wither skeleton squads, one of which joins the blaze and wither skeleton squad, and the other does the ritual to sacrifice itself and summon a Wither General.
Parts: Crockercorp Carrier Plating, Enclave Helmet, UOSS Titanium Plates, Deathclaw Claws, Air Freshener (Ozone Flavor), Plasma Capacitator, Cool-looking Chain-Armor, Meaningless Footwear
I use Cheat Engine to restore some of the Virus's health.
I fire a devolver rocket against the Mutant Mobs.
The virus' sentience gives it an action when I post! "Salvage code from godmodder's virus to trap next threat attacking me in a feedback loop that should keep him out of action for the remainder of the round."
( 17 / 40 )
This isn't so bad now...
I've only died about 43 times now!
( 19 / 20, +1 from Charge Factory)
Ow.
That was...
I hit a random PG with a Totem Lathe.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
The XrST-λΣ is reaching CRI̸̛͜T̵̛I͢͟C͘Á͞L ͠L͏E͞VE̕LŞ͝!̵̡͟
I heal the virus' integrity (because the virus is AG) while chipping away the bug's integrity by using a hacking tool and a bug fixing kit
I forgot to add the charge to my last post, so to make it up:
Combination: 6/20
I'll be making my great escape now!
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
16/20
36/40
3/10
+1 to pionoplayer's charges and one other who helps me.
I viciously pummel Clover using Wing Chun 'straight blast' technique. The imparted momentum hurls Clover into a random brick wall.
Yes, you have told me, but its getting an upgrade...
Some wars are pointless. This one's just for fun.
20/30, charge factory 21/30
20/40,
10/10, finally.
I put the black/final gun from Antichamber in SCP-914 on very fine, then fire the black cube at the black monolith with an addition of a ten post charge and the previous ten charge post of mine making my next charged attack mega-crit. So all in all a 20 post charge used with SCP-914 on fine for one attack.
50% to hit both of us hard, 16% just AGs, 16% just PGs, 16% the attack completely wrecks up crap. Let's see how this goes.
Hitler is almost ready for deployment.
"Was? Er ist auch hier?"
"Yes. He is. So [BLEEP] off."
"Verdammt. Das soll Spaß machen... Aber in der Zwischenzeit, sterben Sie."
*KRAKABOOM*
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Parts: Crockercorp Carrier Plating, Enclave Helmet, UOSS Titanium Plates, Deathclaw Claws, Air Freshener (Ozone Flavor), Plasma Capacitator, Cool-looking Chain-Armor, Meaningless Footwear
I digest a dictionary to gain a wider vocabulary to use against the Super Boss.
As this is a milestone, I prepare one of my smaller charges.
Cloudburst Tower: 1/20 (Supposed to be a chain lightning generator)
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Parts: Crockercorp Carrier Plating, Enclave Helmet, UOSS Titanium Plates, Deathclaw Claws, Air Freshener (Ozone Flavor), Plasma Capacitator, Cool-looking Chain-Armor, Meaningless Footwear
Project Redemption: 28/40
Cloudburst Tower: 3/20
I Falcon Punch a random PG entity.
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Curse PremiumI digest it. 1/40
Froakie: 5/10
Quest: COMPLETE!
OH NO.
OHHHHH NOOOO.
Oh YESSSS.
I pull out a shimmering orange crystal that I collected on my journey. I quickly pull out my Oddly-Tipped Spear, mount the crystal on the top, and stab Soulless Serpent through the heart with it. As he staggers to the ground, the crystal begins to glow. Suddenly, it begins to fuzz out. "Heheheh," I laugh. "This crystal contains abnormally large amounts of bugged coding in it. When charged with a life force..."
I hold the spear up to the sky, and sudDENLY, A HUGE BOLT OF ORANGE LIGHTNING STRIKES THE BUGS AND VIRUS. glitchiness skyROKETSAND -/->< GLIchrestststsinq w poummmEts. in then meannnnnnrism dme destroos the backup RESISTORaaa ninjawaistßdii îd.
OHNŒ. TIs isnń't fułł on glipos e$yet, but lunless U ----E Dō ßomethin Fa$t, iit wiill be.3
Got rid if the glitchi text for the most part. So fàr, it onlÿ affects me., probably, bwcause i'M r34lly cl0se to the glitH.y mess,
Oh no
Parts: Crockercorp Carrier Plating, Enclave Helmet, UOSS Titanium Plates, Deathclaw Claws, Air Freshener (Ozone Flavor), Plasma Capacitator, Cool-looking Chain-Armor, Meaningless Footwear, Ruined Macintosh
Project Redemption: 30/40
Cloudburst Tower: 5/20
I hack myself into the code to directly heal the virus. 1/5