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I spin around very fast throwing runes on the maelstrom sadly I do this right under IKEA and because of that he might be dizzy because he spun.

I rescue the Morality Core from the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator and replace it on Ghost of GLaDOS' chassis.

(Earmuffs are ON (everyone)...)

"NI!"

And then I continue setting IKEA X on fire with Ignis Diffusers.

My ghost continues to make it impossible for the godmodder to do anything, driving him insane. I back it up by hacking into his mindscape with a chainsaw and lobotomizing parts of his brain from the inside, with the godmodder unable to stop me. If that fails to drive him insane, I summon dozens of clowns and mines into the Mindscape, which Godmodder Soul cannot get rid of and who do really lame acts that annoy everyone to no end and drive Godmodder Soul nuts. Also, a clown jumps onto King IKEA X and self-destructs, exploding itself and King IKEA into a swarm of water balloons that get everyone wet and miserable (including Godmodder Soul).

I deign not to begin the process of respawning.

Let's just say that Eric got hit by a stray energy bolt or something before he could re-enter, because I'm not going to get to post for almost a week.

Although if at all possible, I want to see Psycho Waluigi show up, because I think that that will be interesting. If not him, then Calamity, because the Overclocking isn't nearly as powerful as either of the other two effects

Also, shameless plug for the new DTG forums.

See yall in a week or so.

"No, I have too few of these things. Just kidding, here's a bucket of them!"

I then pull out enough Cipher's Calls to paradoxically fill the Pyramidion, then shake Bill's hand with my left and give them to him.

"How does that even work, anyways? They're 2-dimensional. Ah well, who am I to question how alchemies work. Anyways, there you go. WAA WAA WAA WAA WAA WAA wait what. Oh, that's what it is, that guy's back."

I vote for Psycho Waluigi.

PIT_ICARUS' TURN (3/3 Actions Remaining):

I fashion a sword out of generic's doublepost (assuming that it wasn't deleted while this was posted) and beat someone over the head with it.

PIT_ICARUS' TURN (3/3 Actions Remaining):

I fashion a sword out of generic's doublepost (assuming that it wasn't deleted while this was posted) and beat someone over the head with it.

PIT_ICARUS' TURN (3/3 Actions Remaining):

I fashion a sword out of generic's doublepost (assuming that it wasn't d) and beat someone over the hdeleted while this was posteead with it.

PIT_ICARUS' TURN (3/3 Actions Remaining):

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PIT_ICARUS' TURN (3/3 Actions remaining):

HE COMES. (Vote for Waluigi)

=ACTION=

=WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA=

I vote for the Magnificent Prince of Purple, Waluigi.

I then infiltrate a Tabletopian Ship, and forcibly make the crew dance for me, with the penalty for not dancing being death! As they dance, they fail to notice that I've thrown a drone at the controls, which re-routes the ship's thrusters, and brings it straight into Ikea. I then murderlize the crew because none of them can dance well.

I put on a green hat.

I then spam ridiculously curly green fireballs at a random damageable boss.

((Seriously, and I don't have 4, but WHY do Luigi's fireballs even...MAKES NO SENSE.))

I grab one of Generic's Pyramidion-filling 2D pyramids before he gives them to Bill, and unleash a blast of Indigo Flames at the Chains themselves, trying to damage the bosses by the laws of sympathetic resonance. As the chains are tied to the lives of the bosses, so the bosses' lives are tied to the chains...

Post I

Biumbra gives Ikea a titanic grin, before firing his Blasters at him and fleeing through the new door.

I vote for Waluigi.

"HEY! QUIT RUMMAGING THROUGH THE MERCH, YOU'RE DEVALUING IT!" Net suddenly finds chains holding him back from the Cipher's Calls, and I chain him to GLaDOS, then unchain him after the deal's done. I then conjure up corks, stuffing all the neurotoxin deployers.The pressure builds up, and the neurotoxin explodes into several memories, causing everyone in the memories to die.

Having temporarily blacked out from the pain of cauterizing wounds of the mind, I proceed to "Help" the rest of the wounded with the same agonizingly painful repairs.

I respawn if I am dead.

I vote for the Tripod. I remember it being summoned, and it was AWESOME!

Anyhow, I grab an industrial-grade hydraulic cutter, and scale it up to size using that upgrade on the Alchemiter. I then blast away at King Ikea to tear him apart with the new WEAPONS-GRADE HYDRAULIC CANNON! How cool is that?! Probably not that cool. But nevertheless, I spray a jet of high-pressure water at King Ikea.

Post II

I squee over the new snapshot. This somehow empowers the Maelstrom.

I then roll the 0live 0ctet at GLaD0S.

I vote for Psycho WEEGEE, then stare at Split. A few seconds pass, then he temporarily becomes WEEGEE'd, giving him minicrits for this turn's EoTB.

Post II

I squee over the new snapshot. This somehow empowers the Maelstrom.

I then roll the 0live 0ctet at GLaD0S.

Respawning despite the fact that i should not be since ubered someone last turn. lel

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No Joke
UBER: 1 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH

Time for my next song! I get out an EVEN BIGGER Megaphone, and crank the volume up to MAXIMUM:

"OH GODMODDER!

THE CONFLICT WANTS TO OVERSHADOW YOU!

YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT IT ALL ALONG!

THE NARRATIVE WANTS YOU DEAD!

NO ONE WILL EVER HELP YOU!

YOU'RE ALL ALONE IN YOUR ETERNAL AND POINTLESS QUEST!
JUST GIVE UP!

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I notice something about Glados, specifically, that parts of her heart and mind seem to be reliant on external props.

[MZ]:[/b] That looks interesting.

I form yet another elemental blade, as I have many times while hunting down the godmodder.

...

Why am I doing that again? Oh, right, because I thought I could find him here, which seems to be going nowhere...

Oh well, back to the blade. Unlike previews spellblades I may have created in this war, this one is formed from intertwined coils of pale-green lightning, representing the mind, and wispy pink smoke, representing the heart.

I'm going to use it to remove of Glados X's cores, preferably anger, though I'm not picky, severing them mentally, emotionally, and spiritually.

Should I succeed, I'll keep the core on hand for future use.

I chuck an ultramatter grenade into the surrounding mindscape.