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I heal myself with SCP-590-DTG, transferring my wounds to Bill Cipher X. I then prove he is Illuminati with the Loominarty 420:

Ascendant Bill Cipher X is based off the Eye of Providence. The Illuminati's symbol is the Eye of Providence. Ascendant Bill Cipher X is Illuminati confirmed. Bill X facepalms at this "amazing" revelation, when he suddenly gains the wounds he inflicted on me some posts ago. To top it off, I pulse grenades through his body with Celestial Might, then heal myself with Seventh Sin.

I heal a random player with the No Joke, and put my vote where my POOTIS is. With the Strongmann Machine!

My support actions look like this: I Uber and Kritz Talist, and eat a sandwich to heal myself.

To top the first post off i subject the Ghost of GladOS X to my ultimate weapon..... A 30 MINUTE DATE WITH GHOST OF CLAPTRAP X! THE HORROR!

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No Joke
UBER: 6 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH

I double-fling and smack right into GLaDOS X's 'head'. I then direct her throw an Anger Core at her. The snarling is quite annoying, and she targets me.

(Like what I tried to do with IKEA X, but failing like a madman - he gave me a thumbs up, right?!)

Also, still waiting on my laser. Next 3 posts!

Indeed I did.

I grab a large tuning-fork-esque weapon from behind me (hammerspace much) and lance through King Ikea (and his armor) with its deadly laser cutter.

At the same time, I fill the Godmodder's mind with uneasy thoughts regarding humiliation and misfortune, which should lower the stability of the mindscape.

I immediately apply an autorevive to Amperzand, so that he'll respawn instantly should he die.

And cast a vote for the Necro Smasher.

Okay guys, looks like I'm down for the count.

Upgrade the maelstrom! That thing dealt over 100K damage last round, and every post even vaguely mentioning it adds another 1000 damage apiece for each boss that's on the field!

Doesn't hurt to add "I add to the maelstrom"

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Post I

U2: Well.. That waz a triumph!!

Biumbra throws some Nightmare Fuel into the air.

I draw a card from The New 52 at GLaD0s before voting for the Horsless Headless Horseman

I hack into GLaDOS, inserting the CIH.1103 virus, setting the computer date to 26th April, and running the virus.

Why? To permastun her! It should destroy her code!

I form a set of imitation class cards from ether and mindscape-matter, filling them with my emotional connection to the set I once had, as well as memories of how they worked.

Having made eight Blank Class Cards, I toss one into the Maelstrom.

I stuff Glados X into a potato battery. I then boil the potato and mash it. I get out my dagger and melt the metal to make an iron ball, which I throw at Glados X.

I heal Split with Healing Blues.

I hack into GLaDOS's CPU, replacing some important files with cat pictures.

I try to make the mind-scape more centered around the maelstrom then I make a reference to the rockets of great importance(everyone vs everybody).

Then I try to put more Ikea into a bottle.

I cover GLaDOS in Repulsion Gel, fling onto her, get bounced off, and hit a button that activates a discouragement beam (not my laser tho, next turn). It burrows into her, destroying some key components.

I throw a million sappers onto GLaDOS.

I heal Build with gib eclipse

PIT_ICARUS' TURN (3/3 Actions Remaining):

Okay, it's getting a little ludicrous in how much time this should be taking.

Umbra Scepter someone that I can actually hit.

(I call last hit on Doc Scratch X. I killed him once, I should be allowed to do it again!)

I attempt to wrench off a Personality Core from GLaDOS X, carefully avoiding the purple one. Because that's the core keeping her from flooding the brain with Deadly Neurotoxin. Wait, she is already. Better rectify that, then. I attach a Morality Core to GLaDOS X.

I then set IKEA X's Shield on fire, burning it away.

I boost the maelstrom and then open fire on IKEA X with my Dynamic Deathbringer replica.

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I light some matches and throw them onto Ikea X.