My ghost manifests in front of Godmodder Soul, and prevents him from doing ANYTHING until my Comb Rave is written up. He gets depressed because he cannot do anything, and will quickly be defeated by the foes he is fighting because he cannot defend himself.
The unlimited power of Cake Day descends upon me, making all of my attacks this turn crit, or something else good.
"OK, Bill, I'll lay out what we want quickly, no jazz, and what we have, and you can modify the terms later, but the short of it is: We would like your special powers for this final boss rush, because we're already running into some small issues, as you can tell, especially considering your memory counterpart here. In exchange, we'll end the sentence on your inability to interfere with the trifecta's worlds from the other contract...And possibly other things if you think those terms need modifying. Do you like the idea?"
While I say this, I construct a massive array of deadly cannons. They are deadly, the deadliest things ever, really. They are so deadly that they can't even fire, because they were all capable of killing each other through sheer deadliness powers before they got the chance. The inner deadliness released by their destruction clashes and smashes and thrashes, and the clashing and smashing and thrashing beat up the Ghost of GLaDOS X as she's unfortutiously in the crossfire. But that's not all! The inner deadliness, unable to best itself, forms into a giant deadliness spirit and fires pure deadening rays at the Ghost of GLaDOS X! Except, GLaDOS is not alive, so it's not effective! The Deadliness spirit gets angry, and then finds a few spare machine parts in it. Five seconds later, it has undergone a phenomenal transformation into the The spirit of Mechanical Destruction, who fires on the Ghost of GLaDOS X! Except, the Ghost of GLaDOS X is not actually a machine, but a memory of a hard-light construct! The spirit of Mechanical Destruction promptly self-destructs at this one, damaging the Ghost of GLaDOS X with the power of a striaght-up explosion!
I fire some Creation Majjyks into the Mighty Majjykal Maelstrom while I'm at it.
I start manifesting Essentia Diffusers in the Maelstrom, which promptly empower it further.
Said diffusers also set IKEA X on fire because Ignis.
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The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Both here
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and there at once.
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I summon a magical portal above IKEA. Its magical so that it can contribute to the malestorm. The portal falls on (him? I think?), teleporting IKEA into Ikea, where he is disassembled and made into various pieces of furniture.
My posts are so small... whatever happened to spending hours on them?
I finish the Class Cards I was working on, well, sort of, only one works, giving me a weapon. But which weapon works...
Could you please roll a D8 here?
1) Saber Include: Balmung; A holy sword that fires a beam, dealing high damage to a single boss.
2) Archer Include: Yew Bow; Poisons a single boss.
3) Lancer Include: Gáe Dearg; A spear that ignores physical and magical defenses, dealing low damage to a boss that normally wouldn't be vulnerable. (by which I mean it has to hit either Bill X or Scratch X)
4) Rider Include: Golden Wild Hunt; Manifests an entire ship, dealing moderate damage to all the bosses
5) Caster Include: Marchen Meines Lebens; A book and pen, that heal Build and Split.
6) Berserker Include: Blasted Tree; A bolt of lightning deals heavy damage all the bosses, with recoil damage for myself.
7) Assassin Include: The Mist; Poisons all bosses.
8) That-card-I-tossed-into-the-Maelstrom Include: ???; One boss is dragged into the Maelstrom for the turn, adding their power to it.
I give the Ghost of GLaDOS X a pop quiz on various banal topics, including her preferred gender pronouns (obvious) and her preferred color (kind of obvious, orange). I then kick her straight into a convenient portal of transforming things into other things, turning GLaDOS X into...A Charmander. Yes. Yes, this makes perfect sense and is not illogical in any way. In any case, GLaDOS X is promptly (and unwillingly) sucked into some whole adventure thing where she meets other Pokemon and does stuff in dangerous dungeons. Except, it's Nuzlocke mode, grinding her guts into various painful sinews as the Pokemon viciously attack her throughout the Dungeons. And only her. Her partner is helpful but she's always in the lead, and thus always taking the hits. The worst part is she is illogical;y obliged to not say anything except at regulated plot points, and cannot express her frustration or need for healing items at any point!
She comes out at the end after taking out some big bad figure or some-such, somehow alive but not in any better condition than she left, and magically returning to her original form. Painfully.
I grab King Ikea X and shove him into a giant TEST LASER ARRAY that destroys his metal armor by pure ACADEMIC EXAMINATION LASERS. He is then ejected straight into an WISC-IV WOODCHIPPER that kills him with IQ tests. This also gives him massive traumatic memories, dealing psychological damage.
...You know, I think this calls for some good music.
I use Draw Level 10, and unleash the full powers of the Midnight Crew.
HIVE RAGTIME: MIDNIGHT POKER
[insert graphic here]
The Midnight Crew look at the Clocktower of Syndetic Ascension, far above them in the distance. It is beginning to strike twelve.
BONG.
...
BONG.
...
BONG.
...
BONG.
...
BONG.
...
BONG.
...
The Midnight Crew look at Spades Slick, and pull out their quarter-decks of cards. Spades Slick takes them, hands them to me, and invites the bosses over for a nice game of poker.
BONG.
...
I deal everyone in, after shuffling the deck to Spades' instructions.
BONG.
...
Not unsurprisingly, the Midnight Crew all end up with a Royal Flush. Each.
BONG.
...
The bosses, however...
BONG.
...
Yeah, they didn't get anything.
BONG.
...
The cards turn to shadow as midnight approaches...
BONG.
The Midnight Crew show their hands.
The bosses show theirs.
However, no-one can see anything because the cards are currently emitting auras of pure shadow.
The card game was in fact a distraction to allow the Clocktower to reach midnight..
The Midnight Crew grab their cards, and use them.
Each Royal Flush opens a portal into a sea of liquid shadow, which pours out of the cards for a brief moment until the Crew materialize their weapons. Or, well, what their weapons would be if they were made of portals to a realm of infinite darkness.
They proceed to violently bludgeon the bosses to death with their weapons of choice.
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I was thinking it was but then I thought No way, that's impossible... But then you improved my pun... NOOOOOOO, YOU ARE A CRUEL PERSON... I WILL GET YOU FOR THAT... maybe..
I take my anger out on Ikea because he both helped create the pun and made me hate it... But I used the pun to attack him so I might as well wack him
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I sit on Ikea X for an extended amount of time, periodically shooting various elemental magics into the Maelstrom. However, a memory the Godmodder has of a teacher telling him not to sit on tables pops up, and I get offended by it. In retaliation, I use Cipher's Call to horribly burn the teacher memory. This somehow managed to catch Ikea X on fire, so I hop off of him.
I invite everybody to cook and taste the godmodder mind-scape.
I make a plan: Ascendant Bill Cipher X destabilize completely the mindscape then using the essence of cooking(that I give to him) he stabilize the godmodder mind-scape under the form of dough then we use some uber potions of speed(they taste like uber sugar) for mixing with the dough for having a more liquid dough then we put it in an awesome looking perfect mold made with the wands of origin(or some other kind of powerful creating alchemy) and we pour the liquid dough made of mindscape in the mold then we add many blocs of chocolate and we mix the melting chocolate with the mindscape above a furnace we wait the good time and we unmold the cake and then we add icings and a cherry and lots of tasty cream on the mindscape and we have a mindscape cake then everybody can eat his part of the cake(obviously Ascendant Bill Cipher X gets a grater share)
Of course I use after that the essence of cooking for sending in the maelstorm a magical message about this plan.
I stare at the real Bill with an intensity normally reserved for predatory animals. It seems his presence gives me the same off feeling as his fake counterpart, if not worse. He's not the one I'm looking for though.
He's not the one who appeared during the final cycle. He is still a threat though, one worth keeping an eye on.
I can't keep my eyes on him however, because I've redirected my glare towards Tempo.
[MZ]: Another high-class monster?
[MZ]: Were the ones we already had here not enough for you?
...And then Doc Scratch's memory counterpart arrives, causing a simalar reaction to the two Bills. My ear begins twitching from this highly uncomfortable sensation of dealing with all this resonance. I didn't even get to enjoy Lord English being gone.
[MZ]: You're not the one either.
I decide to channel my annoyance into my attack as I flash-step to land directly on top of King Ikea X and shape another weapon from ether, in this case, a massive sword made of sharp-edged fire. I bring it down with the intent of slash-burning my way through to the other side.
I also make a series of tail gestures indicating my opinions on how we should use the boss pool, specifically indicating TwinBuilder's Computer.
I summon 100 bad dogs on top of King IKEA X. Because of bad training, they think the best way to behave is to sit on top of tables, spray them, bite at them, poop on them, and generally wreck the table. They will even fight each other for the privelage of getting to wreck the table, with the losers spraying the legs instead of the top of the table. Because King IKEA X is just a table, it cannot do anything to stop the defacing, and if it does stop the defacing I play up the cute factor on the puppies to cause an angry mob to arrive and throw King IKEA X into one of the following (in order, based on what is available): The Void, Lava, A chasm filled with Creepers, A very hard rock that splits the table in half, A cage.
King Ikea isn't a table. He's a human-like figure made out of wood with table legs protruding from his back.
I reach over to the Elemental Plane of Time with the Fenestrated Blade, and slice IKEA X with it. Any time gadgetry he has suffers a critical failure as bits and pieces of it appear everywhere across the plane. Including inside IKEA X. I then channel a burst of temporal energies into the Maelstrom, extending it...
I heal myself with SCP-590-DTG, transferring my wounds to Bill Cipher X. I then prove he is Illuminati with the Loominarty 420:
Ascendant Bill Cipher X is based off the Eye of Providence. The Illuminati's symbol is the Eye of Providence. Ascendant Bill Cipher X is Illuminati confirmed. Bill X facepalms at this "amazing" revelation, when he suddenly gains the wounds he inflicted on me some posts ago. To top it off, I pulse grenades through his body with Celestial Might, then heal myself with Seventh Sin.
I double-fling and smack right into GLaDOS X's 'head'. I then direct her throw an Anger Core at her. The snarling is quite annoying, and she targets me.
(Like what I tried to do with IKEA X, but failing like a madman - he gave me a thumbs up, right?!)
Also, still waiting on my laser. Next 3 posts!
3,000 damage to Ghost of GLaDOS X! She takes the Anger Core and stores it for her own use...
I grab a large tuning-fork-esque weapon from behind me (hammerspace much) and lance through King Ikea (and his armor) with its deadly laser cutter.
At the same time, I fill the Godmodder's mind with uneasy thoughts regarding humiliation and misfortune, which should lower the stability of the mindscape.
I draw a card from The New 52 at GLaD0s before voting for the Horsless Headless Horseman
The Nightmare Fuel excites the ground beneath you, causing it to flow with darkness! Suddenly, there's an absence of light and a pop, and you see a light grey door hovering in front of you. No doubt another one of the Godmodder's memories is behind here... Do you go through?
You draw the Queen of Hearts! Flames appear before Ghost of GLaDOS X that materialize into the shape of a queen with a flaming sword! She slices through Ghost of GLaDOS X, dealing 12,000 damage!
I form a set of imitation class cards from ether and mindscape-matter, filling them with my emotional connection to the set I once had, as well as memories of how they worked.
Having made eight Blank Class Cards, I toss one into the Maelstrom.
I stuff Glados X into a potato battery. I then boil the potato and mash it. I get out my dagger and melt the metal to make an iron ball, which I throw at Glados X.
8,000 damage to Ghost of GLaDOS X! Unfortunately, She is able to escape the potato battery after a short period of time!
I cover GLaDOS in Repulsion Gel, fling onto her, get bounced off, and hit a button that activates a discouragement beam (not my laser tho, next turn). It burrows into her, destroying some key components.
I attempt to wrench off a Personality Core from GLaDOS X, carefully avoiding the purple one. Because that's the core keeping her from flooding the brain with Deadly Neurotoxin. Wait, she is already. Better rectify that, then. I attach a Morality Core to GLaDOS X.
I then set IKEA X's Shield on fire, burning it away.
Ghost of GLaDOS X is no longer flooding the Pyramidion with neurotoxin!
My ghost manifests in front of Godmodder Soul, and prevents him from doing ANYTHING until my Comb Rave is written up. He gets depressed because he cannot do anything, and will quickly be defeated by the foes he is fighting because he cannot defend himself.
Could you please be patient. I haven't had the time to do it recently.
The unlimited power of Cake Day descends upon me, making all of my attacks this turn crit, or something else good.
"OK, Bill, I'll lay out what we want quickly, no jazz, and what we have, and you can modify the terms later, but the short of it is: We would like your special powers for this final boss rush, because we're already running into some small issues, as you can tell, especially considering your memory counterpart here. In exchange, we'll end the sentence on your inability to interfere with the trifecta's worlds from the other contract...And possibly other things if you think those terms need modifying. Do you like the idea?"
While I say this, I construct a massive array of deadly cannons. They are deadly, the deadliest things ever, really. They are so deadly that they can't even fire, because they were all capable of killing each other through sheer deadliness powers before they got the chance. The inner deadliness released by their destruction clashes and smashes and thrashes, and the clashing and smashing and thrashing beat up the Ghost of GLaDOS X as she's unfortutiously in the crossfire. But that's not all! The inner deadliness, unable to best itself, forms into a giant deadliness spirit and fires pure deadening rays at the Ghost of GLaDOS X! Except, GLaDOS is not alive, so it's not effective! The Deadliness spirit gets angry, and then finds a few spare machine parts in it. Five seconds later, it has undergone a phenomenal transformation into the The spirit of Mechanical Destruction, who fires on the Ghost of GLaDOS X! Except, the Ghost of GLaDOS X is not actually a machine, but a memory of a hard-light construct! The spirit of Mechanical Destruction promptly self-destructs at this one, damaging the Ghost of GLaDOS X with the power of a striaght-up explosion!
I fire some Creation Majjyks into the Mighty Majjykal Maelstrom while I'm at it.
You gain invulnerability this turn because of your Cake Day!
BILL: Y0U WANT ME T0 HELP Y0U CLEAR 0UT TH1S B0SS RUSH? ALR1GHT! TH1S SH0ULD BE FUN! 1'VE ALWAYS WANTED T0 EXPL0RE TH1S GUY'S M1ND! 1T'S CERTA1NLY N0T AS EXQU1S1TE AS 1 TH0UGHT 1T W0ULD BE, (1SN'T A G0DM0DDER SUPP0SED T0 HAVE MENTAL DEFENSES 0F S0ME K1ND?) BUT WHATEVER, Y0U TAKE THE CARDS Y0U'RE DEALT! THERE'S JUST 0NE TH1NG 1'D L1KE T0 CHANGE.
BILL: Y0U END1NG MY BAN FR0M 1NTERACT1NG W1TH THE WAR - ALTH0UGH A N1CE GESTURE - 1SN'T G01NG T0 MEAN MUCH 1N THE L0NG RUN, TRUST ME!
Bill's form shifts to static. The image of chains severing is displayed for a split second, and then it returns to static, then back to normal.
BILL: S0 1'LL ASK F0R S0METH1NG ELSE, T00: 1'VE HEARD THAT S0ME 0F Y0U HAVE TR1ANGLES 0F Y0UR 0WN, 0NES FASH10NED 1N MY L1KENESS. 0NES THAT LET THE WEARER SEE ALL, FEEL ALL, KN0W ALL, AND ENTER THE M1NDS 0F 0THERS... 1 TH1NK THEY'RE EVEN NAMED AFTER ME! G1VE ME A C0PY 0F 0NE 0F TH0SE, AND HEY! Y0U'VE G0T Y0URSELF A DEAL!
Bill extends his hand, which pulses in alternating flames of red and blue.
I summon a magical portal above IKEA. Its magical so that it can contribute to the malestorm. The portal falls on (him? I think?), teleporting IKEA into Ikea, where he is disassembled and made into various pieces of furniture.
My posts are so small... whatever happened to spending hours on them?
I finish the Class Cards I was working on, well, sort of, only one works, giving me a weapon. But which weapon works...
Could you please roll a D8 here?
1) Saber Include: Balmung; A holy sword that fires a beam, dealing high damage to a single boss.
2) Archer Include: Yew Bow; Poisons a single boss.
3) Lancer Include: Gáe Dearg; A spear that ignores physical and magical defenses, dealing low damage to a boss that normally wouldn't be vulnerable. (by which I mean it has to hit either Bill X or Scratch X)
4) Rider Include: Golden Wild Hunt; Manifests an entire ship, dealing moderate damage to all the bosses
5) Caster Include: Marchen Meines Lebens; A book and pen, that heal Build and Split.
6) Berserker Include: Blasted Tree; A bolt of lightning deals heavy damage all the bosses, with recoil damage for myself.
7) Assassin Include: The Mist; Poisons all bosses.
8) That-card-I-tossed-into-the-Maelstrom Include: ???; One boss is dragged into the Maelstrom for the turn, adding their power to it.
I roll an 8! Ascendant Bill Cipher X is dragged into the Maelstrom, giving it +1 Maelstrom power!
I give the Ghost of GLaDOS X a pop quiz on various banal topics, including her preferred gender pronouns (obvious) and her preferred color (kind of obvious, orange). I then kick her straight into a convenient portal of transforming things into other things, turning GLaDOS X into...A Charmander. Yes. Yes, this makes perfect sense and is not illogical in any way. In any case, GLaDOS X is promptly (and unwillingly) sucked into some whole adventure thing where she meets other Pokemon and does stuff in dangerous dungeons. Except, it's Nuzlocke mode, grinding her guts into various painful sinews as the Pokemon viciously attack her throughout the Dungeons. And only her. Her partner is helpful but she's always in the lead, and thus always taking the hits. The worst part is she is illogical;y obliged to not say anything except at regulated plot points, and cannot express her frustration or need for healing items at any point!
She comes out at the end after taking out some big bad figure or some-such, somehow alive but not in any better condition than she left, and magically returning to her original form. Painfully.
I grab King Ikea X and shove him into a giant TEST LASER ARRAY that destroys his metal armor by pure ACADEMIC EXAMINATION LASERS. He is then ejected straight into an WISC-IV WOODCHIPPER that kills him with IQ tests. This also gives him massive traumatic memories, dealing psychological damage.
...You know, I think this calls for some good music.
I use Draw Level 10, and unleash the full powers of the Midnight Crew.
HIVE RAGTIME: MIDNIGHT POKER
[insert graphic here]
The Midnight Crew look at the Clocktower of Syndetic Ascension, far above them in the distance. It is beginning to strike twelve.
BONG.
...
BONG.
...
BONG.
...
BONG.
...
BONG.
...
BONG.
...
The Midnight Crew look at Spades Slick, and pull out their quarter-decks of cards. Spades Slick takes them, hands them to me, and invites the bosses over for a nice game of poker.
BONG.
...
I deal everyone in, after shuffling the deck to Spades' instructions.
BONG.
...
Not unsurprisingly, the Midnight Crew all end up with a Royal Flush. Each.
BONG.
...
The bosses, however...
BONG.
...
Yeah, they didn't get anything.
BONG.
...
The cards turn to shadow as midnight approaches...
BONG.
The Midnight Crew show their hands.
The bosses show theirs.
However, no-one can see anything because the cards are currently emitting auras of pure shadow.
The card game was in fact a distraction.
The Midnight Crew grab their cards, and use them.
Each Royal Flush opens a portal into a sea of liquid shadow, which pours out of the cards for a brief moment until the Crew materialize their weapons. Or, well, what their weapons would be if they were made of portals to a realm of infinite darkness.
They proceed to violently bludgeon the bosses to death with their weapons of choice.
I was thinking it was but then I thought No way, that's impossible... But then you improved my pun... NOOOOOOO, YOU ARE A CRUEL PERSON... I WILL GET YOU FOR THAT... maybe..
I take my anger out on Ikea because he both helped create the pun and made me hate it... But I used the pun to attack him so I might as well wack him
I sit on Ikea X for an extended amount of time, periodically shooting various elemental magics into the Maelstrom. However, a memory the Godmodder has of a teacher telling him not to sit on tables pops up, and I get offended by it. In retaliation, I use Cipher's Call to horribly burn the teacher memory. This somehow managed to catch Ikea X on fire, so I hop off of him.
5,000 damage to King Ikea X! +1 Maelstrom power! -2% Mindscape Stability!
I invite everybody to cook and taste the godmodder mind-scape.
I make a plan: Ascendant Bill Cipher X destabilize completely the mindscape then using the essence of cooking(that I give to him) he stabilize the godmodder mind-scape under the form of dough then we use some uber potions of speed(they taste like uber sugar) for mixing with the dough for having a more liquid dough then we put it in an awesome looking perfect mold made with the wands of origin(or some other kind of powerful creating alchemy) and we pour the liquid dough made of mindscape in the mold then we add many blocs of chocolate and we mix the melting chocolate with the mindscape above a furnace we wait the good time and we unmold the cake and then we add icings and a cherry and lots of tasty cream on the mindscape and we have a mindscape cake then everybody can eat his part of the cake(obviously Ascendant Bill Cipher X gets a grater share)
of course I use after that the essence of cooking for sending in the maelstorm a message about this plan
As various parts of the mindscape are torn apart and eaten, Godmodder Soul takes -2% Mindscape Stability!
Ascendant Bill Cipher X isn't interested in making any further deals with all of you!
The Maelstrom deals 35,000 damage to Ghost of GLaDOS X and King Ikea X!
The Strongmann Machine rises up from the Boss Pool, summoning itself to help you! Three new bosses appear in the Boss Pool... The Entity Pool will return next turn.
Bill hovers in the air expectantly...
The Elite Endermen and Zombie Pigmen deal 14,000 damage to Ghost of GLaDOS X! Split subjects King Ikea X to the cruelness of time, aging his wooden surface until it rots! Minicritted 22,500 damage!
Wood Kirby X takes power from the mindscape's Sun and channels its energy through photosynthesis, blasting a beam of solar power at Ghost of GLaDOS X and frying her, dealing 8,000 damage! Worker Bot X causes Strongmann Machine X's next attack to crit! Exploding Vehicle Factory X launches another Lamborghini at King Ikea X, dealing 7,000 damage! The three entities disappear! Matchsticks and the Zombie Pigmen deal 17,000 damage to Ghost of GLaDOS X!
I contemplate my next crit-buffed move, deciding to attack King Ikea X! However, Bill Cipher X gets in my way, his flames lit with pulsating flame! I try to circle my way around him, but he remains in front of me no matter what I do! I accept my fate and decide to try and combat this master of the mind. Every strike I make he matches, and he soon begins to overpower me... But then, I see a floating door up ahead, representing one of the Godmodder's mismatched memories!
I leap through the door and see myself in a vast ocean. Off in the distance I see a large ship that looks suspisciously like the S.S. Omega, just with no weapons of any kind... Then I notice a giant shape beneath the surface, one that bursts up from the sea - a giant whale! It splashes back down, and too late, I notice Bill Cipher X following me through the door. He points at the whale, which rises up from the land and glares at me menacingly... I'm hesitant to kill this whale, but, uh, it's pretty big. Yeah. And I don't want to be crushed. I leap up and catch the whale, green energy crackling all around me as I tear the whale directly in half! Bill applauds, but then I throw one half of the whale at him, slamming it and him through the door - and right on top of Ikea! Critted 50,000 damage!
SJ-Mech X deals minicritted 9,000 damage to Ghost of GLaDOS X and King Ikea X! W-Mech X throws a Splash Potion of Harming at King Ikea X, dealing 9,000 damage! Space Gyarados X deals 5,000 damage to Ghost of GLaDOS X and King Ikea X and causes the attacks of the Elite Endermen and Matchsticks to minicrit next turn! Strongmann Machine X deals 5,000 damage to Ghost of GLaDOS X and King Ikea X!
Ghost of GLaDOS X uses Morality, a bright yellow aura surrounding Her as all traces of morality are purged from Her coding! The absence of morality sets in as Ghost of GLaDOS X temporarily has no emotion whatsoever, all of Her thought replaced by a burning desire to Test. Manipulating the mindscape, She sets up an elaborate testing chamber and drops SJ-Mech X inside of it, but then decides to eschew the text in favor of a bath of neurotoxins! SJ-Mech X destroyed! Ghost of GLaDOS X can use neurotoxin again! She then uses Anger, causing a sea of red to permeate the vision of every X Boss! Their attacks next turn will minicrit!
King Ikea X summons two Tabletopian Ships that possess airdrop and chronal capabilities! He then deals 15,000 damage to Space Gyarados X and Strongmann Machine X! The Tabletopian Ships deal 5 damage to Cobalt, sigmatw, and K4yne! They also deal 4 damage to generic, breaking his Runic Shielding! Bill Cipher X snaps his fingers, restraining the Maelstrom's growth! He puts on a hard cap of 40 power and prevents its duration from being raised any further! He then blinks his eye again, killing generic, sigmatw, and K4yne, and dealing 12 damage to Cobalt, breaking his Runic Shielding!
The Itinerary:
> All: Defeat the X Bosses and free Alpha from his prison!
> All: Fully lower Godmodder Soul's Mindscape Stability!
THE TRIALS:
I. FINAL WAVE .I
II. DEMONHEAD .II
III. INFESTATION .III
IV. ASCENT .IV
V. EXODUS .V
VI. ECLIPSE .VI
==> VII. CHECKMATE .VII <==
The Pyramidion:
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 0%.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 1/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 0%.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 28/25. Has Super Armor. TT2000: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 0%.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Talist: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Ubercharged. Kritzed.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 10%.
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TSFHISEPIC: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
mythicZoologist: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
sigmatw: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
jondanger23: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
Dakras: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
Bomber57: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
RatcheT2497: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
SuperSaiyanRock: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
ProofofconcepT: [PG] HP: 20/20.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 20/20.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 25/25.
K4yne: [N] HP: 0/25.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 25/25.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 28/25. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
Maelstrom: III Deals damage to all enemies at the end of every turn. The more power people give it, the more powerful its attacks will be. Power: 35.
BOSS POOL: Tripod. (Can overclock any entity action to boost its power.) 0 Votes. Calamity. (Can give the Fear status effect to enemies.) 0 Votes. Psycho Waluigi. (WALUIGI TIME IS BACK) 0 Votes.
Ascendant Bill Cipher: [???] HP: ???
Elite Endermen: [N] Next attack will minicrit. Leave in four turns.
Matchsticks: [AG] Next attack will minicrit. Leaves in two turns.
Zombie Pigmen: [AG] Leave in one turn.
Build: [AG] HP: 140,500/200,000. Contamination: III
W-Mech X: [AG] HP: 39,000/60,000. Can create a random potion every turn that can help allies or hurt enemies. Contamination: III
Space Gyarados X: [AG] HP: 67,000/100,000. Can minicrit the attacks of allied entities. Contamination: III
Strongmann Machine X: [AG] HP: 110,000/125,000. Can use its spectral hammer to stun enemies.
Ghost of GLaDOS X: [PG] HP: 215,500/500,000. Her neurotoxin can Contaminate opponents. Curiosity: II Anger: II Morality: II Intelligence: II
King Ikea X: [PG] HP: 215,250/700,000. Summons Tabletopian Ships each turn. Can manipulate an Oak Staff offensively and defensively. Current State: Shield. Guarding Ascendant Bill Cipher X. Poisoned: II Chairs and Anarchy: III Tabletopian Ship: 25,000/25,000 HP. (x2.) Can airdrop bombs and use chronal powers.
Ascendant Bill Cipher X: [PG] HP: 300,000/300,000. Omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent. Can change Mindscape Stability at will. Can scramble and interact with any X entity. Guarded by King Ikea X. Formality: III Illuminate: III Metastasis: III
Doc Scratch X: [PG] HP: 1,000,000/1,000,000. Current Artifact: Gunpowder. Invulnerable unless Mindscape Stability is dropped to 0%.
Alpha: [GM] HP: 125/125. Chains: (x4.) Restraining Alpha. When all of them are gone, the Shatter will begin.
Curses of Anti-Entities, Anti-Charging, and Anti-Alchemies are in effect. If you die, you need to post saying you respawn.
Layer Eight:
Godmodder Soul: [GM?] HP: . Mindscape Stability: 65%. Fighting Project Binary, the Employer, and Binary Prime.
I aim the Sixth Degree at the sky and shoot out a powerful beam of pure healing into it, which somehow heals the Maelstrom's Majjykal power, making it stronger. I then aim it at myself, and have some heals come out, on me if I'm not at full HP and someone else who's not at full HP if I am! Just to make sure it works, I shove various experimental healing potions in there in a volatile health mix! IT works, astoundingly, but leaves a giant blob monster made of health potion, with raw healing power flowing through it. I massacre it quickly for heals, because the healing factor isn't as ridiculous or potent on the beast itself as it is the things that slaughter it. The bosses don't join in, or anyone else, as the massive mix of health potions looks suspiciously like blood.
...Twinja'd...
"I think we can provide that with minimal fuss, I think. Generic, Crystal...Who wants to donate?"
I boost the maelstrom again! And then turn the explosiveless explosives belt into a makeshift whip, which I cover in oil and then swing at Ikea X, making the impact between the belt whip and Ikea X ignite the oil and start burning him, then I put off the fire in the whip belt because I realize I've grown too attached to this belt to let it burn.
My ghost manifests in front of Godmodder Soul, and prevents him from doing ANYTHING until my Comb Rave is written up. He gets depressed because he cannot do anything, and will quickly be defeated by the foes he is fighting because he cannot defend himself.
Act 1!
The unlimited power of Cake Day descends upon me, making all of my attacks this turn crit, or something else good.
"OK, Bill, I'll lay out what we want quickly, no jazz, and what we have, and you can modify the terms later, but the short of it is: We would like your special powers for this final boss rush, because we're already running into some small issues, as you can tell, especially considering your memory counterpart here. In exchange, we'll end the sentence on your inability to interfere with the trifecta's worlds from the other contract...And possibly other things if you think those terms need modifying. Do you like the idea?"
While I say this, I construct a massive array of deadly cannons. They are deadly, the deadliest things ever, really. They are so deadly that they can't even fire, because they were all capable of killing each other through sheer deadliness powers before they got the chance. The inner deadliness released by their destruction clashes and smashes and thrashes, and the clashing and smashing and thrashing beat up the Ghost of GLaDOS X as she's unfortutiously in the crossfire. But that's not all! The inner deadliness, unable to best itself, forms into a giant deadliness spirit and fires pure deadening rays at the Ghost of GLaDOS X! Except, GLaDOS is not alive, so it's not effective! The Deadliness spirit gets angry, and then finds a few spare machine parts in it. Five seconds later, it has undergone a phenomenal transformation into the The spirit of Mechanical Destruction, who fires on the Ghost of GLaDOS X! Except, the Ghost of GLaDOS X is not actually a machine, but a memory of a hard-light construct! The spirit of Mechanical Destruction promptly self-destructs at this one, damaging the Ghost of GLaDOS X with the power of a striaght-up explosion!
I fire some Creation Majjyks into the Mighty Majjykal Maelstrom while I'm at it.
I start manifesting Essentia Diffusers in the Maelstrom, which promptly empower it further.
Said diffusers also set IKEA X on fire because Ignis.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
I use BT: Colourmatic on IKEA
I smah a few tables into the mindscape. I then use the table legs to stab Ikea.
Come to kspcity! Transportation
http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/ http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/tra
Industry
http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/ind
=TURN ONE=
=ACTION=
I pull out THE OTHER SIDE, and shoot Amperz with it, healing him.
cc: I haven't used this thing in a loooooooong time.
I then point it Ikea-ward, tear his wooden shield to bits with my abilities, then pump him full of arrows, lead and other stuff.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
I summon a magical portal above IKEA. Its magical so that it can contribute to the malestorm. The portal falls on (him? I think?), teleporting IKEA into Ikea, where he is disassembled and made into various pieces of furniture.
My posts are so small... whatever happened to spending hours on them?
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
I finish the Class Cards I was working on, well, sort of, only one works, giving me a weapon. But which weapon works...
Could you please roll a D8 here?
1) Saber Include: Balmung; A holy sword that fires a beam, dealing high damage to a single boss.
2) Archer Include: Yew Bow; Poisons a single boss.
3) Lancer Include: Gáe Dearg; A spear that ignores physical and magical defenses, dealing low damage to a boss that normally wouldn't be vulnerable. (by which I mean it has to hit either Bill X or Scratch X)
4) Rider Include: Golden Wild Hunt; Manifests an entire ship, dealing moderate damage to all the bosses
5) Caster Include: Marchen Meines Lebens; A book and pen, that heal Build and Split.
6) Berserker Include: Blasted Tree; A bolt of lightning deals heavy damage all the bosses, with recoil damage for myself.
7) Assassin Include: The Mist; Poisons all bosses.
8) That-card-I-tossed-into-the-Maelstrom Include: ???; One boss is dragged into the Maelstrom for the turn, adding their power to it.
People say "There is a city there, and it will stay there until time stops" hearts filled with bleak hope that it be so...
And indeed, it may be, as even the void has not moved it from its rightful place...
Casting their gaze inwards The Tearful Seeker considers their purpose in the coming events...
Tonight, he sets a stage, and come curtain's raise, A Storm Lord join the hunt.
Dragons, please click~
Act 2!
Sixth Degree Ubercharge: 6/9.
I give the Ghost of GLaDOS X a pop quiz on various banal topics, including her preferred gender pronouns (obvious) and her preferred color (kind of obvious, orange). I then kick her straight into a convenient portal of transforming things into other things, turning GLaDOS X into...A Charmander. Yes. Yes, this makes perfect sense and is not illogical in any way. In any case, GLaDOS X is promptly (and unwillingly) sucked into some whole adventure thing where she meets other Pokemon and does stuff in dangerous dungeons. Except, it's Nuzlocke mode, grinding her guts into various painful sinews as the Pokemon viciously attack her throughout the Dungeons. And only her. Her partner is helpful but she's always in the lead, and thus always taking the hits. The worst part is she is illogical;y obliged to not say anything except at regulated plot points, and cannot express her frustration or need for healing items at any point!
She comes out at the end after taking out some big bad figure or some-such, somehow alive but not in any better condition than she left, and magically returning to her original form. Painfully.
I grab King Ikea X and shove him into a giant TEST LASER ARRAY that destroys his metal armor by pure ACADEMIC EXAMINATION LASERS. He is then ejected straight into an WISC-IV WOODCHIPPER that kills him with IQ tests. This also gives him massive traumatic memories, dealing psychological damage.
...You know, I think this calls for some good music.
I use Draw Level 10, and unleash the full powers of the Midnight Crew.
HIVE RAGTIME: MIDNIGHT POKER
[insert graphic here]
The Midnight Crew look at the Clocktower of Syndetic Ascension, far above them in the distance. It is beginning to strike twelve.
BONG.
...
BONG.
...
BONG.
...
BONG.
...
BONG.
...
BONG.
...
The Midnight Crew look at Spades Slick, and pull out their quarter-decks of cards. Spades Slick takes them, hands them to me, and invites the bosses over for a nice game of poker.
BONG.
...
I deal everyone in, after shuffling the deck to Spades' instructions.
BONG.
...
Not unsurprisingly, the Midnight Crew all end up with a Royal Flush. Each.
BONG.
...
The bosses, however...
BONG.
...
Yeah, they didn't get anything.
BONG.
...
The cards turn to shadow as midnight approaches...
BONG.
The Midnight Crew show their hands.
The bosses show theirs.
However, no-one can see anything because the cards are currently emitting auras of pure shadow.
The card game was in fact a distraction to allow the Clocktower to reach midnight..
The Midnight Crew grab their cards, and use them.
Each Royal Flush opens a portal into a sea of liquid shadow, which pours out of the cards for a brief moment until the Crew materialize their weapons. Or, well, what their weapons would be if they were made of portals to a realm of infinite darkness.
They proceed to violently bludgeon the bosses to death with their weapons of choice.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
I was thinking it was but then I thought No way, that's impossible... But then you improved my pun... NOOOOOOO, YOU ARE A CRUEL PERSON... I WILL GET YOU FOR THAT... maybe..
I take my anger out on Ikea because he both helped create the pun and made me hate it... But I used the pun to attack him so I might as well wack him
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I sit on Ikea X for an extended amount of time, periodically shooting various elemental magics into the Maelstrom. However, a memory the Godmodder has of a teacher telling him not to sit on tables pops up, and I get offended by it. In retaliation, I use Cipher's Call to horribly burn the teacher memory. This somehow managed to catch Ikea X on fire, so I hop off of him.
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I invite everybody to cook and taste the godmodder mind-scape.
I make a plan: Ascendant Bill Cipher X destabilize completely the mindscape then using the essence of cooking(that I give to him) he stabilize the godmodder mind-scape under the form of dough then we use some uber potions of speed(they taste like uber sugar) for mixing with the dough for having a more liquid dough then we put it in an awesome looking perfect mold made with the wands of origin(or some other kind of powerful creating alchemy) and we pour the liquid dough made of mindscape in the mold then we add many blocs of chocolate and we mix the melting chocolate with the mindscape above a furnace we wait the good time and we unmold the cake and then we add icings and a cherry and lots of tasty cream on the mindscape and we have a mindscape cake then everybody can eat his part of the cake(obviously Ascendant Bill Cipher X gets a grater share)
Of course I use after that the essence of cooking for sending in the maelstorm a magical message about this plan.
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LAST TURN'S DIALOGUE IS FINISHED. Go read it!
Blocked by Ikea's shield!
+1 Vote for TwinBuilder's Computer!
King Ikea isn't a table. He's a human-like figure made out of wood with table legs protruding from his back.
Regardless, blocked by Ikea's shield!
11,000 damage to King Ikea X!
You fail!
5,000 damage to King Ikea X!
+4 HP! 11,000 damage to King Ikea X! +4 HP!
+6 HP to Dakras! +1 Vote for the Strongmann Machine!
You Uber and Kritz Talist! +2 HP to you!
6,000 damage to Ghost of GLaDOS X!
3,000 damage to Ghost of GLaDOS X! She takes the Anger Core and stores it for her own use...
4,000 damage to King Ikea X!
-1% Mindscape Stability!
Godmodder Soul's mindscape turns the Autorevive into a Potion of Instant Damage! Amperz4nd killed!
...Whoops.
+1 Vote for the Strongmann Machine!
The Nightmare Fuel excites the ground beneath you, causing it to flow with darkness! Suddenly, there's an absence of light and a pop, and you see a light grey door hovering in front of you. No doubt another one of the Godmodder's memories is behind here... Do you go through?
You draw the Queen of Hearts! Flames appear before Ghost of GLaDOS X that materialize into the shape of a queen with a flaming sword! She slices through Ghost of GLaDOS X, dealing 12,000 damage!
+1 Vote for the Horseless Headless Horsemann!
Ghost of GLaDOS X is resistant to hacking!
+1 Maelstrom power!
8,000 damage to Ghost of GLaDOS X! Unfortunately, She is able to escape the potato battery after a short period of time!
+12,000 HP to Split.
Ghost of GLaDOS X is resistant to hacking!
+1 Maelstrom power!
3,000 damage to King Ikea X!
7,000 damage to Ghost of GLaDOS X!
Ghost of GLaDOS X is resistant to sapping!
+12,000 HP to me!
9,000 damage to King Ikea X!
Ghost of GLaDOS X is no longer flooding the Pyramidion with neurotoxin!
King Ikea X's Shield is resistant to fire!
+1 Maelstrom power!
It's not a replica, it's an exact copy! The attack is blocked by King Ikea X's shield.
2,000 damage to King Ikea X!
Could you please be patient. I haven't had the time to do it recently.
You gain invulnerability this turn because of your Cake Day!
BILL: Y0U WANT ME T0 HELP Y0U CLEAR 0UT TH1S B0SS RUSH? ALR1GHT! TH1S SH0ULD BE FUN! 1'VE ALWAYS WANTED T0 EXPL0RE TH1S GUY'S M1ND! 1T'S CERTA1NLY N0T AS EXQU1S1TE AS 1 TH0UGHT 1T W0ULD BE, (1SN'T A G0DM0DDER SUPP0SED T0 HAVE MENTAL DEFENSES 0F S0ME K1ND?) BUT WHATEVER, Y0U TAKE THE CARDS Y0U'RE DEALT! THERE'S JUST 0NE TH1NG 1'D L1KE T0 CHANGE.
BILL: Y0U END1NG MY BAN FR0M 1NTERACT1NG W1TH THE WAR - ALTH0UGH A N1CE GESTURE - 1SN'T G01NG T0 MEAN MUCH 1N THE L0NG RUN, TRUST ME!
Bill's form shifts to static. The image of chains severing is displayed for a split second, and then it returns to static, then back to normal.
BILL: S0 1'LL ASK F0R S0METH1NG ELSE, T00: 1'VE HEARD THAT S0ME 0F Y0U HAVE TR1ANGLES 0F Y0UR 0WN, 0NES FASH10NED 1N MY L1KENESS. 0NES THAT LET THE WEARER SEE ALL, FEEL ALL, KN0W ALL, AND ENTER THE M1NDS 0F 0THERS... 1 TH1NK THEY'RE EVEN NAMED AFTER ME! G1VE ME A C0PY 0F 0NE 0F TH0SE, AND HEY! Y0U'VE G0T Y0URSELF A DEAL!
Bill extends his hand, which pulses in alternating flames of red and blue.
11,500 damage to Ghost of GLaDOS X!
+1 Maelstrom power!
+1 Maelstrom power!
3,000 damage to King Ikea X!
> Fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 COMPLEMENTARY - COLORMATIC
20,000 damage to King Ikea X!
5,000 damage to King Ikea X!
Too late!
12,000 damage to King Ikea X!
+1 Maelstrom power!
Yeah, him. 6,000 damage to King Ikea X!
I roll an 8! Ascendant Bill Cipher X is dragged into the Maelstrom, giving it +1 Maelstrom power!
10,000 damage to Ghost of GLaDOS X!
Blocked by King Ikea X's shield!
> Netpatham: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 DRAW - SLICK SPADES
You summon the Midnight Crew.
> SS, DD, HB, CD: HIVE RAGTIME => MIDNIGHT POKER
15,000 damage to Ghost of GLaDOS X and King Ikea X!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
4,500 damage to King Ikea X!
5,000 damage to King Ikea X! +1 Maelstrom power! -2% Mindscape Stability!
As various parts of the mindscape are torn apart and eaten, Godmodder Soul takes -2% Mindscape Stability!
Ascendant Bill Cipher X isn't interested in making any further deals with all of you!
The Maelstrom deals 35,000 damage to Ghost of GLaDOS X and King Ikea X!
The Strongmann Machine rises up from the Boss Pool, summoning itself to help you! Three new bosses appear in the Boss Pool... The Entity Pool will return next turn.
Bill hovers in the air expectantly...
The Elite Endermen and Zombie Pigmen deal 14,000 damage to Ghost of GLaDOS X! Split subjects King Ikea X to the cruelness of time, aging his wooden surface until it rots! Minicritted 22,500 damage!
Wood Kirby X takes power from the mindscape's Sun and channels its energy through photosynthesis, blasting a beam of solar power at Ghost of GLaDOS X and frying her, dealing 8,000 damage! Worker Bot X causes Strongmann Machine X's next attack to crit! Exploding Vehicle Factory X launches another Lamborghini at King Ikea X, dealing 7,000 damage! The three entities disappear! Matchsticks and the Zombie Pigmen deal 17,000 damage to Ghost of GLaDOS X!
I contemplate my next crit-buffed move, deciding to attack King Ikea X! However, Bill Cipher X gets in my way, his flames lit with pulsating flame! I try to circle my way around him, but he remains in front of me no matter what I do! I accept my fate and decide to try and combat this master of the mind. Every strike I make he matches, and he soon begins to overpower me... But then, I see a floating door up ahead, representing one of the Godmodder's mismatched memories!
I leap through the door and see myself in a vast ocean. Off in the distance I see a large ship that looks suspisciously like the S.S. Omega, just with no weapons of any kind... Then I notice a giant shape beneath the surface, one that bursts up from the sea - a giant whale! It splashes back down, and too late, I notice Bill Cipher X following me through the door. He points at the whale, which rises up from the land and glares at me menacingly... I'm hesitant to kill this whale, but, uh, it's pretty big. Yeah. And I don't want to be crushed. I leap up and catch the whale, green energy crackling all around me as I tear the whale directly in half! Bill applauds, but then I throw one half of the whale at him, slamming it and him through the door - and right on top of Ikea! Critted 50,000 damage!
SJ-Mech X deals minicritted 9,000 damage to Ghost of GLaDOS X and King Ikea X! W-Mech X throws a Splash Potion of Harming at King Ikea X, dealing 9,000 damage! Space Gyarados X deals 5,000 damage to Ghost of GLaDOS X and King Ikea X and causes the attacks of the Elite Endermen and Matchsticks to minicrit next turn! Strongmann Machine X deals 5,000 damage to Ghost of GLaDOS X and King Ikea X!
Ghost of GLaDOS X uses Morality, a bright yellow aura surrounding Her as all traces of morality are purged from Her coding! The absence of morality sets in as Ghost of GLaDOS X temporarily has no emotion whatsoever, all of Her thought replaced by a burning desire to Test. Manipulating the mindscape, She sets up an elaborate testing chamber and drops SJ-Mech X inside of it, but then decides to eschew the text in favor of a bath of neurotoxins! SJ-Mech X destroyed! Ghost of GLaDOS X can use neurotoxin again! She then uses Anger, causing a sea of red to permeate the vision of every X Boss! Their attacks next turn will minicrit!
King Ikea X summons two Tabletopian Ships that possess airdrop and chronal capabilities! He then deals 15,000 damage to Space Gyarados X and Strongmann Machine X! The Tabletopian Ships deal 5 damage to Cobalt, sigmatw, and K4yne! They also deal 4 damage to generic, breaking his Runic Shielding! Bill Cipher X snaps his fingers, restraining the Maelstrom's growth! He puts on a hard cap of 40 power and prevents its duration from being raised any further! He then blinks his eye again, killing generic, sigmatw, and K4yne, and dealing 12 damage to Cobalt, breaking his Runic Shielding!
The Itinerary:
> All: Defeat the X Bosses and free Alpha from his prison!
> All: Fully lower Godmodder Soul's Mindscape Stability!
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIIII. INFESTATION .IIIIV. ASCENT .IVV. EXODUS .VVI. ECLIPSE .VIThe Pyramidion:
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 0%.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 1/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 0%.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 28/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 0%.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Talist: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Ubercharged. Kritzed.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 10%.
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TSFHISEPIC: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
mythicZoologist: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
sigmatw: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
jondanger23: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
Dakras: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
Bomber57: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
RatcheT2497: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
SuperSaiyanRock: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
ProofofconcepT: [PG] HP: 20/20.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 20/20.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 25/25.
K4yne: [N] HP: 0/25.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 25/25.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 28/25. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
Maelstrom: III Deals damage to all enemies at the end of every turn. The more power people give it, the more powerful its attacks will be. Power: 35.
BOSS POOL: Tripod. (Can overclock any entity action to boost its power.) 0 Votes. Calamity. (Can give the Fear status effect to enemies.) 0 Votes. Psycho Waluigi. (WALUIGI TIME IS BACK) 0 Votes.
Ascendant Bill Cipher: [???] HP: ???
Elite Endermen: [N] Next attack will minicrit. Leave in four turns.
Split: [N] HP: 141,500/250,000. Weapon Mode: Perfect Split. Seeing Red: I
Matchsticks: [AG] Next attack will minicrit. Leaves in two turns.
Zombie Pigmen: [AG] Leave in one turn.
Build: [AG] HP: 140,500/200,000. Contamination: III
W-Mech X: [AG] HP: 39,000/60,000. Can create a random potion every turn that can help allies or hurt enemies. Contamination: III
Space Gyarados X: [AG] HP: 67,000/100,000. Can minicrit the attacks of allied entities. Contamination: III
Strongmann Machine X: [AG] HP: 110,000/125,000. Can use its spectral hammer to stun enemies.
Ghost of GLaDOS X: [PG] HP: 215,500/500,000. Her neurotoxin can Contaminate opponents. Curiosity: II Anger: II Morality: II Intelligence: II
King Ikea X: [PG] HP: 215,250/700,000. Summons Tabletopian Ships each turn. Can manipulate an Oak Staff offensively and defensively. Current State: Shield. Guarding Ascendant Bill Cipher X. Poisoned: II Chairs and Anarchy: III Tabletopian Ship: 25,000/25,000 HP. (x2.) Can airdrop bombs and use chronal powers.
Ascendant Bill Cipher X: [PG] HP: 300,000/300,000. Omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent. Can change Mindscape Stability at will. Can scramble and interact with any X entity. Guarded by King Ikea X. Formality: III Illuminate: III Metastasis: III
Doc Scratch X: [PG] HP: 1,000,000/1,000,000. Current Artifact: Gunpowder. Invulnerable unless Mindscape Stability is dropped to 0%.
Alpha: [GM] HP: 125/125. Chains: (x4.) Restraining Alpha. When all of them are gone, the Shatter will begin.
Curses of Anti-Entities, Anti-Charging, and Anti-Alchemies are in effect. If you die, you need to post saying you respawn.
Layer Eight:
Godmodder Soul: [GM?] HP: . Mindscape Stability: 65%. Fighting Project Binary, the Employer, and Binary Prime.
PROJECT BINARY: [01 BOSS] Fighting Godmodder Soul.
THE EMPLOYER: [01 BOSS] Fighting Godmodder Soul.
BINARY PRIME: [01 BOSS] Fighting Godmodder Soul.
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (PitTheAngel)
HHH's Headtaker: III DISABLED (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (5l1n65h07)
Potion Supply: III DISABLED (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII DISABLED (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III READY (TehEpicNinja9001)
Molten Processor: IIII DISABLED (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [5K] (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Prism: III READY (TehEpicNinja9001)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII DISABLED (Fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII IN USE (insert_generic_username)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: ...IS OVER. (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII DISABLED (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III IN USE (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III DISABLED (Netpatham)
Magma Multiplier: IIII DISABLED (Fseftr)
Silver Eye: III DISABLED (crystalcat)
Table Leg: III READY (Irecreeper)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Red Scale: III READY (engie_ninja)
Twitchy Staff: III DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (insert_generic_username)
Necro Smasher: III READY (engie_ninja)
Black Matter Gun: IIII DISABLED (crystalcat)
Kitsune Charm: II DISABLED (Talist)
Glitch Wrench: IIII READY (gutza1)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (ProofofconcepT)
Oblivion's Topper: III READY (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII DISABLED (The_Serpent)
Giant Gear: IIII READY (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII READY (Amperz4nd)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII IN USE (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII CHARGING (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
14 Hog Slop
14 Elf Tears
0 Pie Filling
3 Weasel Snot
Act
31!Sixth Degree Ubercharge: 6/9.
I aim the Sixth Degree at the sky and shoot out a powerful beam of pure healing into it, which somehow heals the Maelstrom's Majjykal power, making it stronger. I then aim it at myself, and have some heals come out, on me if I'm not at full HP and someone else who's not at full HP if I am! Just to make sure it works, I shove various experimental healing potions in there in a volatile health mix! IT works, astoundingly, but leaves a giant blob monster made of health potion, with raw healing power flowing through it. I massacre it quickly for heals, because the healing factor isn't as ridiculous or potent on the beast itself as it is the things that slaughter it. The bosses don't join in, or anyone else, as the massive mix of health potions looks suspiciously like blood.
...Twinja'd...
"I think we can provide that with minimal fuss, I think. Generic, Crystal...Who wants to donate?"
/kindanull
Forgot to vote. If I can still vote, I'd like Twin's Computer.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
...I respawn, since defenses are obviously too lax here. Stupid Cipher X.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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I boost the maelstrom again! And then turn the explosiveless explosives belt into a makeshift whip, which I cover in oil and then swing at Ikea X, making the impact between the belt whip and Ikea X ignite the oil and start burning him, then I put off the fire in the whip belt because I realize I've grown too attached to this belt to let it burn.
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I respawn.
It's High Noon