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I cast a vote for WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- luigi so the comic thread is funny again.

I reach into my pocket and pull out a glass jar. Inside are demon mites; small orange-red bugs with an extremely painful bite and, more important to this situation, a taste for wood.

Pesky little buggers. They've destroyed my living room before, so it should do just as well against the king of all furniture.

I shove the jar into a gun that is similar to a T-Shirt cannon and launch it at King Ikea. They might be able to stick around and damage him for multiple rounds unless he shakes them off or something.

I scream in a gigantic megaphone "GODMODDER! YOU STINK! No, seriously, take a bath." I then lower the mindscape stability by littering pictures of the Godmodder being bullied at school all around the mindscape.

I set the godmodder's mindscape on fire with indigo flames

I scratch my nails against a chalkboard... The sound echos around the godmodders head.

HEY GODMODDER, LISTEN TO THIS

I take out a recorder and play sounds of him dying in different games... Over... And over... And over again, with the sounds amplified by their echos...

I then heal split with my voidmetal staff

I continue littering those pictures around the mindscape.

I summon an elite team of bullies, who proceed to attempt to bully Godmodder Soul into commiting suicide (or, failing that, lowering his mental stability).

I heal Build with healing blues

I do this to Ikea.

Act 2!

Sixth Degree Ubercharge: 7/9.

I expose the Ghost of GLaDOS X to an immensely epic guitar riff. It's so epic that the skies start to rain and thunder out of appreciation, the ground quakes at the sheer epic, the world sunders in a non-mindscape breaking way, and a nuclear siren sounds. No-one does anything because it's a nuclear siren, signifying a weak and overused attack that will never work, until it becomes blatantly apparent there is, in fact, no nuke, but rather the sheer atom-smashing power of this epic guitar riff causing the Ghost of GLaDOS X and her atoms to violently combust, causing various atomic explosions, which pale in comparison to the actual power of the guitar riff. I end it by bashing the Ghost of GLaDOS X right over the head with the guitar, like a real rock star (coincidentally, the Guitar was fitting for a musical deity), and then taking the strings out from the guitar and using them like a whip against the Ghost of GLaDOS X.

I vote for PSYCHO WALUIGI, because really, everyone wants more WALUIGI TIME (and, perhaps, more Oblivion-like effects on those bosses).

Voting for Psycotic Waluigi.

I call a airstrike on King Ikea.

I have the Godmodder Soul look up the Necronomicon. This reduces his intelligence by 100, setting it to -85 and causing him to go insane and bash his head against a wall 170 times and reduce the mindscape stability. Also, the wall he bashed his head against just *happened* to be IKEA.

I break reality in frustration abou how my long post glitched up and deleted its self , knifes come out of nowhere and shank glados x AND EVERY OTHER TARGETABLE BOSS EVER THAT CURRENTLY EXISTS, over SHANK , over SHANK,over SHAANK , overSHAAAAAAAAAAAAANK, over SUPER SHANK, over DUPER SHANK , and SHANK over

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

This bloodlust sends me into a rampage of discord and destruction , the redman from one night at flumpetys destroys glados x s system , mwahahahhahahaahah

I ( can we still alchemize and do charges carry over to DTG 0 ????) the sight breaks goddmodder souls will to live

No alchemies to conserve effort, and charges don't carry over in terms of power. Charges will *exist*, but our old charges don't have any effect.

thanks . I shoot universes and universes at every target able boss and call the godmodder soul a " pathetic mary sue

=TURN TWO=

=ACTION=

I jump towards Ikea, and end up kicking him with the ARMISTYX in STEEL BOOT SCYTHE MODE. (With it on my foot.) This sends him back a little, and opens him up to a barrage from his own weapon...

The Table Leg. I fire it at his face.

I throw a jar of Suspicious Gray Liquid at the Maelstrom, which... gets absorbed and somehow makes the Maelstrom do minicrits.

I calm down from my frantic WINDOWS 10 hype, and project this hype into the Godmodder's mindscape! I then throw 10^10 Windows 10 installation flash drives with 10GB of storage at Glados!

I shoot the goddmodders mindscape with the corrupted rainbow sixer , sending him into a frenzied and semi-suicidal state , killing most bosses as their is not enough stability left in his mindscape , I then equip Irecreeper with a mecha that buffs his health , power , and chance to minicrit Kajiulord: your welcome , and hi , have we met? kajiulord: the Goddmodders mind is starting to look like mine!!!

Act 3!

Sixth Degree Ubercharge: 7/9.

I look at the Ghost of GLaDOS X (or IKEA X if GLaDOS X is gone), and proceed to do a variety of gestures. She passes them off, until it starts raining chocolate cake. I have made the sacred dance of making it rain chocolate cake. The chocolate cake, as it turns out, is not at all friendly to the mindscape. Indeed, whist IN the mindscape, chocolate is the ultimate poison. It's like how it is for dogs, but WORSE. GLaDOS X is inexplicably poisoned with a reasonable robotic substitute (Or IKEA is just poisoned). I briefly vanish, and then a Suspiciously Similar Substitute of me with a mustache appears, selling experimental antidotes for the cheap. She doesn't entirely believe it's not me with a fake mustache, but decides to be trusting and buys the first one, which is Robot Fod, which is NOT Robot Food but rather a load of nanomachines that explode on robots and tables. The second one she purchases is a defective scrubber bot which scrubs off some of her parts. The third is a blessed ring of cure-all she cannot actually wear, as it's the size of North America and loaded with nukes, which promptly come firing out at her seconds later. The fourth is a shotgun to her chassis, literally and very fast. The fifth is a pack of trained dogs, which bite off her chassis. The sixth is a giant Wizard Chess Set that is enchanted improperly; the pieces get up and all start attacking GLaDOS. The seventh is relish in a jar, which turns out to be the kind used in Relish Nukes, causing the predictable to occur. The eighth is an antidote...For Pokemon. Not Robots/Tables. It also turns into a giant blob monster that attacks GLaDOS X with incredible mutant powers. The ninth and final one is a wish-granting item that can only grant a wish for cleansing poisons in an extremely painful and somewhat damaging way-BUT it's literally any poison (or reasonable robotic/table substitute for poison), any time. She naturally uses it, gets much pain, and has the poison extracted, and then uses the very same poison on the shopkeeper for all the trouble.

Five minutes later, I then reappear, with my cake-day gift of a Didgerido, finding a dead shopkeeper. I scratch my head at this. This is apparently the gesture for making an AI suffering from Rampancy (alternatively a heavily-armed and armored living table) to explode, as GLaDOS X(/IKEA X) finds out the hard way. I then proceed to play the Digerido, causing the ground to do some kind of inverse rain and fire gravity-ignoring minecarts with TNT in them to fly up and slam into GLaDOS X(/IKEA X).

ACT 1 - MIGHT

I conjure a large amount of essentia, specifically Alienis, Vacuos, Vitium, Venenum, and Tenebrae, from an Ea Mechanism, before infusing the combined essentia into a payload of Tainted Shards and firing them at Ikea X. The essences of darkness, eldritch power, void, taint, and poison soak into Ikea X, corroding away at his very being.

I also vote for Psycho Waluigi. WALUIGI TIME!