(At a random damageable -X boss) (Also +1 to Psycho Waluigi)
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[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I aim the Sixth Degree at the sky and shoot out a powerful beam of pure healing into it, which somehow heals the Maelstrom's Majjykal power, making it stronger. I then aim it at myself, and have some heals come out, on me if I'm not at full HP and someone else who's not at full HP if I am! Just to make sure it works, I shove various experimental healing potions in there in a volatile health mix! IT works, astoundingly, but leaves a giant blob monster made of health potion, with raw healing power flowing through it. I massacre it quickly for heals, because the healing factor isn't as ridiculous or potent on the beast itself as it is the things that slaughter it. The bosses don't join in, or anyone else, as the massive mix of health potions looks suspiciously like blood.
...Twinja'd...
"I think we can provide that with minimal fuss, I think. Generic, Crystal...Who wants to donate?"
I boost the maelstrom again! And then turn the explosiveless explosives belt into a makeshift whip, which I cover in oil and then swing at Ikea X, making the impact between the belt whip and Ikea X ignite the oil and start burning him, then I put off the fire in the whip belt because I realize I've grown too attached to this belt to let it burn.
My ghost continues to make it impossible for the godmodder to do anything, driving him insane. I back it up by hacking into his mindscape with a chainsaw and lobotomizing parts of his brain from the inside, with the godmodder unable to stop me. If that fails to drive him insane, I summon dozens of clowns and mines into the Mindscape, which Godmodder Soul cannot get rid of and who do really lame acts that annoy everyone to no end and drive Godmodder Soul nuts. Also, a clown jumps onto King IKEA X and self-destructs, exploding itself and King IKEA into a swarm of water balloons that get everyone wet and miserable (including Godmodder Soul).
You're trying to drive him insane? I think you're ignoring the fact that he already is! Still, your antics deal -3% Mindscape Stability and deal minicritted 9,000 damage to King Ikea X!
Let's just say that Eric got hit by a stray energy bolt or something before he could re-enter, because I'm not going to get to post for almost a week.
Although if at all possible, I want to see Psycho Waluigi show up, because I think that that will be interesting. If not him, then Calamity, because the Overclocking isn't nearly as powerful as either of the other two effects
"No, I have too few of these things. Just kidding, here's a bucket of them!"
I then pull out enough Cipher's Calls to paradoxically fill the Pyramidion, then shake Bill's hand with my left and give them to him.
"How does that even work, anyways? They're 2-dimensional. Ah well, who am I to question how alchemies work. Anyways, there you go. WAA WAA WAA WAA WAA WAA wait what. Oh, that's what it is, that guy's back."
I vote for Psycho Waluigi.
BILL: WELL THEN! L00KS L1KE Y0U'RE PREPARED! 1'LL 0NLY NEED 0NE 0F THESE, S0 1'LL JUST TAKE 0NE 0F THEM AND WE'RE G0LDEN!
You and Bill shake hands, the pulsating fire spreading across both of your bodies. When Bill stops the handshake, he adjusts his top hat and bowtie, staring at the X Bosses.
BILL: N0W, LET'S MAKE THESE MEM0R1ES EAT N1GHTMARES.
I vote for the Magnificent Prince of Purple, Waluigi.
I then infiltrate a Tabletopian Ship, and forcibly make the crew dance for me, with the penalty for not dancing being death! As they dance, they fail to notice that I've thrown a drone at the controls, which re-routes the ship's thrusters, and brings it straight into Ikea. I then murderlize the crew because none of them can dance well.
+1 Vote for Psycho Waluigi!
5,000 damage to the Ship, 3,000 damage to King Ikea X!
I then spam ridiculously curly green fireballs at a random damageable boss.
((Seriously, and I don't have 4, but WHY do Luigi's fireballs even...MAKES NO SENSE.))
I grab one of Generic's Pyramidion-filling 2D pyramids before he gives them to Bill, and unleash a blast of Indigo Flames at the Chains themselves, trying to damage the bosses by the laws of sympathetic resonance. As the chains are tied to the lives of the bosses, so the bosses' lives are tied to the chains...
3,000 damage to Ghost of GLaDOS X!
5,000 damage to Ghost of GLaDOS X and King Ikea X!
Biumbra gives Ikea a titanic grin, before firing his Blasters at him and fleeing through the new door.
I vote for Waluigi.
5,000 damage to King Ikea X!
+1 Vote for Psycho Waluigi!
You go through the gray door. When you pass through, you see that the door has closed behind you and is locked. The door then vanishes into smoke. You look ahead, and see that you're in a formless expanse filled with black. Wait, no. This isn't formless. It's just really really dark. After your eyes take time to adjust you see that you're in a room - a bedroom. The Godmodder's bedroom.
It would make sense that you're back in here, considering you once again used a dream-inciting substance to make this gateway. If anything about the Godmodder's room has changed, you can't tell. It's still hard to focus on. You don't even know when this is... Wait. Something has changed. There's a light in the corner of the room.
You move over to it and look at it more clearly - somehow you can focus on this object. It's a computer. It looks like the Godmodder has opened up a tab in Photoshop, with several canvases open at once. He's drawn frightening stills from unknown places, and after examining them, you see that they're snapshots of his dreams. He's drawn the towering figure of the Incarnate and its piercing eyes, the skies of GodCraft falling apart, the formless shapes of red scourging the heavens, and the view from the Incarnate's hand at the top of the server. You hear shuffling behind you.
You move back to look at the Godmodder's bed, and you see something you hadn't before. The Godmodder is sitting on his bed with his head in his hands. Thinking back, you think he'd been like this for the entire memory - he hasn't gone to sleep yet. "I can't do it... I can't. I can't go back to sleep. THIRTY-SEVEN TIMES I've had this dream... This horrific never-ending nightmare. And I still have no clue what it means!"
The Godmodder leaps from his bed and goes to his computer, poring over his Photoshop images. "This version of me that's fear incarnate, those meteors, the never-ending spikes of red... and he keeps talking to me, about how I need to change, and how I need to stop running! But I haven't been running! I haven't... been... right?" The Godmodder sighs. "Oh who am I kidding, I need some rest. I'm not some invincible god. I haven't slept in who knows how long." The Godmodder heads back to his bed. You can't tell how much time passes, but after a while the Godmodder is asleep. Nigh instantly, he begins shuffling in his bed, straining against something.
RED SKIES, ORANGE DEATH, GOLDEN GOD, LIME MASTER, BLUE ANTITHESIS, ORCHID APOCALYPSE
But this time, it looks like his dream is different.
A RAINBOW OF UNENDING CARNAGE, PAINTED IN THE BLOOD OF THE FALLEN, LISTEN TO THEM CRY
Yet it is still a nightmare.
STILL RUNNING FROM AN UNKNOWN BEAST, AWAY FROM THE IMMINENTLY DECEASED
You catch glimpses of the Godmodder's new night terrors - he's running across a grey landscape filled with artifacts you can't make out - is that a giant tuba you see? -, with a piercing black sky on top. The Godmodder is still running across the landscape, apparently running to a multicolored pyramid off in the distance. Yet time and space are somehow mismatched, the Godmodder's legs as slow as molasses and his destination retreating from him with each step. And lingering behind the Godmodder is the Incarnate, the staccato thuds of its feet touching the ground signaling doom.
HOW MANY TIMES WILL IT TAKE YOU TO LEARN, YOU'VE HAD ALL YOUR FUN AND NOW IT'S MY TURN
Your vision permanently shifts to the Godmodder's dream as he stops running. The Godmodder turns around and sees the Incarnate standing tall, stretching above the sky and above the clouds. Its form is wrapped in black, all its mechanical edges still present but obscured by darkness. The only feature you can make out is the Incarnate's piercing white eyes that appear to be looking right at the Godmodder, staring through his soul. The Incarnate's left leg lifts up and slams down onto the ground as it inches closer. The Godmodder stares at the Incarnate with acceptance.
INTERESTING. YOU'VE STOPPED RUNNING. HAVE YOU DECIDED YOUR PATH?
The Godmodder thinks. Every time he's had this dream ever since the eleventh, the Incarnate has spoken to him, talking to him, telling him that he's terrified of himself, that the only thing he's ever done is run, and that it's time for him to change his ways and start fighting. The Godmodder has always wanted to scream and retort that so what if he's been running, running to the top has been good for him, it's made him money and made him happy, and that he's been fighting all his life, trying to struggle to the top against everyone who wronged him, trying to beat the odds, and that so what if everything comes naturally to him and most things are easy, he's worked all the same. But he's never been able to get the words out of his mouth.
But then he thinks more. Has he really been happy? Sure he had been for years, but ever since the first time he'd had this dream, it's been causing him to feel different about himself. And ever since the Incarnate spoke, he's been doubting himself and his choices. Was running to the top really the right choice? If it was, was the way he did it sound? Would fighting and keeping his position serve him well? Should he confront why he's terrified of an image of himself and face his own inner demons? Should he really change his ways?
He decides to.
FATE CHOSEN.
The pyramid off in the distance shines brightly, turning pure white. The Incarnate continues walking towards the Godmodder, every step becoming louder and clearer than the last, shaking the ground more and more. Yet the Godmodder stays stable in the face of it all, and as the Incarnate draws dangerously close to him, he closes his eyes. The Incarnate's right foot moves upwards, positioning itself over the Godmodder. The Godmodder hears it whistle downwards, bracing himself for the worst - but it doesn't come. He hears a massive thud behind him.
The Godmodder turns around and sees the Incarnate's foot embedded into the ground in front of him. The other foot continues the same path, avoiding crushing the Godmodder as well. The Incarnate's massive surface passes by the Godmodder entirely, walking towards the pyramid. The Incarnate's head looks back at the Godmodder.
FOLLOW ME. RUN JUST THIS ONCE.
The Godmodder begins to walk with the Incarnate, the pyramid now growing closer and closer. Ultimately, the two reach the pyramid itself, which is much much larger than the Incarnate. A massive door slides upwards, letting both enter. The inside of the pyramid is just as white as the outside, and it appears to be formless too. The door shuts behind the two, and the Godmodder sees the Incarnate clearly, all of its weapons and features and designs. The Incarnate looks down.
LOOK AT YOU. YOU WERE BORN INTO WEALTH, YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANTED. YOUR CARETAKERS TREATED YOU LIKE A KING. YOUR COLLEAGUES DID NOT. YOU GREW ANGRY AT THEM, AT EVERYONE WHO FOUND A FLAW IN YOU. YOU BUILT UP AN IMAGE OF YOURSELF, AN IMAGE OF INFALLIBILITY. YOU WERE GOOD AT ALMOST EVERYTHING YOU TRIED, AND EVERYONE ELSE HATED YOU FOR IT. AFTER SCHOOL YOU CONTINUED WITH GAMES, BECOMING AN EXPERT. AND THEN YOU TURNED TO THE STOCK INDUSTRY, BECOMING A SILENT MILLIONAIRE. AND HERE YOU ARE.
ALL YOUR LIFE YOU HAVE BEEN HIDING AND RUNNING. THE ONLY TIMES YOU HAVE TRULY EXPRESSED YOURSELF ARE THROUGH WHAT YOU LOVE MOST - GAMES. YOU RAN DURING SCHOOL, YOU RAN DURING WORK, YOU WANTED TO PROVE AND SHOW TO EVERYONE THAT YOU WERE THE BEST. SO YOU RAN UP TO THE TOP, AND THE TOP YOU HAVE STAYED. AND NOW THERE IS NOTHING FOR YOU TO DO ON THIS EARTH EXCEPT TO STOP RUNNING. YOU'VE RAN FROM THOSE WHO HATED YOU, EVEN THOSE WHO LOVED YOU. THE WEAK RUN. THE STRONG STAY AND FIGHT, TO THE END. NEVER GIVE UP YOUR GROUND. ONLY USE RUNNING AS A LAST RESORT, ONE SELDOM USED. WITHOUT BRAVERY AND COURAGE, YOU WILL NEVER SUCCEED.
The Godmodder is confused now. He doesn't see how a recap of his life can help him. But then he begins to realize it.
YOU HAVE BEEN LIVING YOUR LIFE THE WAY YOU SEE FIT. YOU HAVE BEEN LIVING A LIFE OF OBSCURITY. IF YOU WANT TO MEAN SOMETHING IN THIS WORLD, YOU MUST MAKE A NAME FOR YOURSELF. WHAT ARE YOU GOOD AT? EVERYTHING? BEING A POLYMATH IS FINE, BUT MOST PEOPLE NEED ONLY ONE SKILL TO TAKE THEM FAR IN LIFE. YOU PLAYED THE STOCKS WELL, BUT I DOUBT IT WAS ENJOYABLE. I DOUBT YOUR WHOLE LIFE WAS ENJOYABLE EXCEPT FOR THE TIME YOU SPENT FOR RECREATION. SO TURN THAT INTO YOUR LIFE.
LIVE YOUR LIFE DIFFERENTLY. IT'S FAR FROM OVER, YOU KNOW. YOU STILL HAVE TIME TO CHANGE YOUR WAYS AND FIGHT TO MAKE A TRUE NAME FOR YOURSELF. YOU'RE AT THE TOP, AND ALMOST NO ONE KNOWS. SO LET THEM KNOW. WHATEVER YOU CAN CONCEIVE AND BELIEVE, YOU CAN ACHIEVE. I BELIEVE THAT SHOULD ANSWER MOST OF YOUR INTERNAL STRUGGLES.
And it has. The Godmodder now realizes that he had never been truly happy. He had only wanted to prove himself by making money and by working, only wanted to laugh in everyone's face from above. But now he realizes that the key to a good life is to do what you love. And what he really loves is games. But there is one thing he feels like he needs an answer to, and that's why the Incarnate had been chasing after him and why the Godmodder had ran.
I CHASED AFTER YOU TO TEST YOU, TO SEE WHAT YOU WOULD DO. YOU TREATED THIS LIKE ANY CONVENTIONAL NIGHTMARE AND RAN. YET I SUSPECT THERE IS SOMETHING MORE TO THIS RESPONSE. SOMETHING IN YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS, AFFECTING YOU. PERHAPS WHEN YOU RECOGNIZED ME AS A MIRROR IMAGE OF YOURSELF, YOU RAN IN ORDER TO DISTANCE YOURSELF FROM ME - SOMEONE WITH MORE POWER THAN YOU. THAT SEEMS TO BE YOUR INSTINCT - RUNNING FROM ALL THAT ARE MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU AND FEARING THEM. I WAITED TO SEE WHEN YOU WOULD STOP RUNNING. THAT TIME IS NOW.
The Incarnate lumbers forwards in front of the Godmodder. The Godmodder jumps back as a holographic image of a cube materializes in front of him.
DO NOT FORGET WHAT I HAVE TOLD YOU HERE, AND WHAT I AM ABOUT TO TELL YOU: GREATNESS LIES AHEAD IN THE ROAD THAT YOU WILL TAKE FROM HERE ON OUT. TRUE GREATNESS. YOU WILL BE ABLE TO LOOK BACK TO EVERYONE WHO DIDN'T BELIEVE IN YOU AND SAY, "LOOK AT WHAT I HAVE DONE. LOOK AT WHAT IS NOW MINE, AND LOOK AT THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS I CRAFT FROM DUST."
And then the Incarnate fades away into smoke, disintegrating. Everything decays except the Incarnate's shell of a left arm, which falls to the ground with no means of support, slamming into the pyramid ground and sending cracks across its entire surface and all of its walls. The pyramid then shatters into thousands of pieces, the Godmodder starting to brace himself but then remembering the Incarnate's words about not hiding, and staying strong. All of the glass vaporizes against him. The Godmodder grins.
The skies turn black, and a white gateway appears in front of the Godmodder. He walks towards it and sees a sign above it that reads "EXIT". The Godmodder starts to walk through it but then bumps into someone on the other side - someone in a black hat and a black coat. The two blink at each other for some time, the Godmodder peering through the other side of the door, seeing a vast landscape filled with technology and metallic structures. As he contemplates this, the door shuts. The Godmodder steps back and then experimentally opens the door again. When he does so, he wakes up.
His bedroom door opens on its own. You walk through it and head back to the Pyramidion.
"HEY! QUIT RUMMAGING THROUGH THE MERCH, YOU'RE DEVALUING IT!" Net suddenly finds chains holding him back from the Cipher's Calls, and I chain him to GLaDOS, then unchain him after the deal's done. I then conjure up corks, stuffing all the neurotoxin deployers.The pressure builds up, and the neurotoxin explodes into several memories, causing everyone in the memories to die.
Before Net can do anything else with the Cipher's Calls, you restrain him! The copy he has flies out of his hands. Ghost of GLaDOS X wills the corks to disappear and they do.
Having temporarily blacked out from the pain of cauterizing wounds of the mind, I proceed to "Help" the rest of the wounded with the same agonizingly painful repairs.
I vote for the Tripod. I remember it being summoned, and it was AWESOME!
Anyhow, I grab an industrial-grade hydraulic cutter, and scale it up to size using that upgrade on the Alchemiter. I then blast away at King Ikea to tear him apart with the new WEAPONS-GRADE HYDRAULIC CANNON! How cool is that?! Probably not that cool. But nevertheless, I spray a jet of high-pressure water at King Ikea.
Time for my next song! I get out an EVEN BIGGER Megaphone, and crank the volume up to MAXIMUM:
"OH GODMODDER!
THE CONFLICT WANTS TO OVERSHADOW YOU!
YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT IT ALL ALONG!
THE NARRATIVE WANTS YOU DEAD!
NO ONE WILL EVER HELP YOU!
YOU'RE ALL ALONE IN YOUR ETERNAL AND POINTLESS QUEST! JUST GIVE UP!
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I notice something about Glados, specifically, that parts of her heart and mind seem to be reliant on external props.
[MZ]: That looks interesting.
I form yet another elemental blade, as I have many times while hunting down the godmodder.
...
Why am I doing that again? Oh, right, because I thought I could find him here, which seems to be going nowhere...
Oh well, back to the blade. Unlike previews spellblades I may have created in this war, this one is formed from intertwined coils of pale-green lightning, representing the mind, and wispy pink smoke, representing the heart.
I'm going to use it to remove of Glados X's cores, preferably anger, though I'm not picky, severing them mentally, emotionally, and spiritually.
Should I succeed, I'll keep the core on hand for future use.
I cast a vote for WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- luigi so the comic thread is funny again.
I reach into my pocket and pull out a glass jar. Inside are demon mites; small orange-red bugs with an extremely painful bite and, more important to this situation, a taste for wood.
Pesky little buggers. They've destroyed my living room before, so it should do just as well against the king of all furniture.
I shove the jar into a gun that is similar to a T-Shirt cannon and launch it at King Ikea. They might be able to stick around and damage him for multiple rounds unless he shakes them off or something.
+1 Vote for Psycho Waluigi!
5,000 damage! King Ikea X becomes infested with Demon Mites!
I scream in a gigantic megaphone "GODMODDER! YOU STINK! No, seriously, take a bath." I then lower the mindscape stability by littering pictures of the Godmodder being bullied at school all around the mindscape.
I scratch my nails against a chalkboard... The sound echos around the godmodders head.
HEY GODMODDER, LISTEN TO THIS
I take out a recorder and play sounds of him dying in different games... Over... And over... And over again, with the sounds amplified by their echos...
I summon an elite team of bullies, who proceed to attempt to bully Godmodder Soul into commiting suicide (or, failing that, lowering his mental stability).
Godmodder Soul is unfazed by the bullies' attempts to get him to become suicidal, and he disintevaporates them!
I expose the Ghost of GLaDOS X to an immensely epic guitar riff. It's so epic that the skies start to rain and thunder out of appreciation, the ground quakes at the sheer epic, the world sunders in a non-mindscape breaking way, and a nuclear siren sounds. No-one does anything because it's a nuclear siren, signifying a weak and overused attack that will never work, until it becomes blatantly apparent there is, in fact, no nuke, but rather the sheer atom-smashing power of this epic guitar riff causing the Ghost of GLaDOS X and her atoms to violently combust, causing various atomic explosions, which pale in comparison to the actual power of the guitar riff. I end it by bashing the Ghost of GLaDOS X right over the head with the guitar, like a real rock star (coincidentally, the Guitar was fitting for a musical deity), and then taking the strings out from the guitar and using them like a whip against the Ghost of GLaDOS X.
I vote for PSYCHO WALUIGI, because really, everyone wants more WALUIGI TIME (and, perhaps, more Oblivion-like effects on those bosses).
I have the Godmodder Soul look up the Necronomicon. This reduces his intelligence by 100, setting it to -85 and causing him to go insane and bash his head against a wall 170 times and reduce the mindscape stability. Also, the wall he bashed his head against just *happened* to be IKEA.
-2% Mindscape Stability! 4,000 damage to King Ikea X!
I break reality in frustration abou how my long post glitched up and deleted its self , knifes come out of nowhere and shank glados x AND EVERY OTHER TARGETABLE BOSS EVER THAT CURRENTLY EXISTS, over SHANK , over SHANK,over SHAANK , overSHAAAAAAAAAAAAANK, over SUPER SHANK, over DUPER SHANK , and SHANK over
This bloodlust sends me into a rampage of discord and destruction , the redman from one night at flumpetys destroys glados x s system , mwahahahhahahaahah
I ( can we still alchemize and do charges carry over to DTG 0 ????) the sight breaks goddmodder souls will to live
3,000 damage to Ghost of GLaDOS X and King Ikea X!
No, they don't carry over. I also doubt there will be alchemy.
I jump towards Ikea, and end up kicking him with the ARMISTYX in STEEL BOOT SCYTHE MODE. (With it on my foot.) This sends him back a little, and opens him up to a barrage from his own weapon...
The Table Leg. I fire it at his face.
7,000 damage to King Ikea X! The Table Leg deals 15,000 damage!
I calm down from my frantic WINDOWS 10 hype, and project this hype into the Godmodder's mindscape! I then throw 10^10 Windows 10 installation flash drives with 10GB of storage at Glados!
Godmodder Soul's mindscape is filled with so much excitement that it tears itself apart! -1% Mindscape Stability! 10,000 damage to Ghost of GLaDOS X!
I shoot the goddmodders mindscape with the corrupted rainbow sixer , sending him into a frenzied and semi-suicidal state , killing most bosses as their is not enough stability left in his mindscape , I then equip Irecreeper with a mecha that buffs his health , power , and chance to minicrit Kajiulord: your welcome , and hi , have we met? kajiulord: the Goddmodders mind is starting to look like mine!!!
I look at the Ghost of GLaDOS X (or IKEA X if GLaDOS X is gone), and proceed to do a variety of gestures. She passes them off, until it starts raining chocolate cake. I have made the sacred dance of making it rain chocolate cake. The chocolate cake, as it turns out, is not at all friendly to the mindscape. Indeed, whist IN the mindscape, chocolate is the ultimate poison. It's like how it is for dogs, but WORSE. GLaDOS X is inexplicably poisoned with a reasonable robotic substitute (Or IKEA is just poisoned). I briefly vanish, and then a Suspiciously Similar Substitute of me with a mustache appears, selling experimental antidotes for the cheap. She doesn't entirely believe it's not me with a fake mustache, but decides to be trusting and buys the first one, which is Robot Fod, which is NOT Robot Food but rather a load of nanomachines that explode on robots and tables. The second one she purchases is a defective scrubber bot which scrubs off some of her parts. The third is a blessed ring of cure-all she cannot actually wear, as it's the size of North America and loaded with nukes, which promptly come firing out at her seconds later. The fourth is a shotgun to her chassis, literally and very fast. The fifth is a pack of trained dogs, which bite off her chassis. The sixth is a giant Wizard Chess Set that is enchanted improperly; the pieces get up and all start attacking GLaDOS. The seventh is relish in a jar, which turns out to be the kind used in Relish Nukes, causing the predictable to occur. The eighth is an antidote...For Pokemon. Not Robots/Tables. It also turns into a giant blob monster that attacks GLaDOS X with incredible mutant powers. The ninth and final one is a wish-granting item that can only grant a wish for cleansing poisons in an extremely painful and somewhat damaging way-BUT it's literally any poison (or reasonable robotic/table substitute for poison), any time. She naturally uses it, gets much pain, and has the poison extracted, and then uses the very same poison on the shopkeeper for all the trouble.
Five minutes later, I then reappear, with my cake-day gift of a Didgerido, finding a dead shopkeeper. I scratch my head at this. This is apparently the gesture for making an AI suffering from Rampancy (alternatively a heavily-armed and armored living table) to explode, as GLaDOS X(/IKEA X) finds out the hard way. I then proceed to play the Digerido, causing the ground to do some kind of inverse rain and fire gravity-ignoring minecarts with TNT in them to fly up and slam into GLaDOS X(/IKEA X).
I conjure a large amount of essentia, specifically Alienis, Vacuos, Vitium, Venenum, and Tenebrae, from an Ea Mechanism, before infusing the combined essentia into a payload of Tainted Shards and firing them at Ikea X. The essences of darkness, eldritch power, void, taint, and poison soak into Ikea X, corroding away at his very being.
=Le Action=
I proceed to throw many IKEA furniture items at IKEA X.
3,000 damage to King Ikea X!
The Maelstrom deals 40,000 damage to Ghost of GLaDOS X and King Ikea X!
Psycho Waluigi X rises up from the Boss Pool, summoning itself to...help...you. Three new bosses appear in the Boss Pool. The Entity Pool appears again as well, with five new entities to choose from! Remember, you can choose three entities at a time, not just one!
The Elite Endermen and Matchsticks deal minicritted 28,500 damage to Ghost of GLaDOS X! Split rewinds time for himself and me, causing the wounds we've sustained to disappear! +15,000 HP to us both! I teleport Ghost of GLaDOS X into the fight against Mom of The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth! Since Mom's main form attack is stomping on enemies with a foot from the ceiling and GLaDOS is immobile, She takes 20,000 damage! W-Mech X throws a Potion of Weakness at King Ikea X, causing the next three attacks against him to minicrit! Space Gyarados X, Strongmann Machine X, and Psycho Waluigi X all gang up on King Ikea X, dealing minicritted 45,000 damage to him! WALUIGI HAS DONE HIS PART. HE HAS DEFACED THE EVIL TREE MAN WITH PURPLE CRAYONS THAT ARE POISONED. Bill charges in, his eye turning into a large yin-yang cannon! It fires twin beams of red and blue energy at King Ikea X, slamming right into him! The energy separates King Ikea X into two copies, one white, and one black, that are both gradually losing energy and aren't anchored to the mortal plane! They snap back together having taken 30,000 damage!
Ghost of GLaDOS X uses Curiosity, becoming very curious about everything! She puts her curiosity to use and couples it with Intelligence, using newfound knowledge to create a Personality Core that is a combination of the previous Curiosity and Intelligence Cores, basing them off of their coding which has materialized inside of Her upon the activation of these special attacks! This Personality Core will attack alongside of Ghost of GLaDOS X every turn! Ghost of GLaDOS X deals minicritted 15,000 damage to Space Gyarados X and Strongmann Machine X! The Personality Core kills CobaltShade and deals 24 damage to The_Nonexistent_Tazz, breaking his Runic Shielding!
King Ikea X uses Chairs and Anarchy, using his power as the conqueror of the titular Land of Chairs and Anarchy to turn the tide on this battle with his own form of Chairstorm, reverse-engineered from Ire's antics - the Tabletide! The cracks in the sky are blotted out by a massive thunderhead formed only of tables! They send electrified tables down as lightning, striking the Pyramidion! All the tables form into the massive shape of a chair with a helix on top, only furthering Irecreeper's ire! When it comes down, Ire and PitTheAngel are killed! Netpatham and TSFHISEPIC take 5 splash damage! King Ikea turns his Oak Staff into a Spike Wall, causing everyone who attacks him to take damage! He summons another Tabletopian Ships! The Ships kill The_Nonexistent_Tazz and deal 10 damage to Crusher48 and crystalcat!
Bill Cipher X uses Illuminate, closing his eyes and shining with a brilliant light that swirls all around Ghost of GLaDOS X, healing her for +30,000 HP! He then takes off his top hat and reaches inside, trying to find something that will result in hilarious antics! After taking out some fake arms, pie, a mutated rabbit, a screaming head, some pills, a fully functioning full-scale Death Star model, and some chess pieces, Bill X pulls out what he wants - another hat! He pulls out a hat from that hat and a hat from that hat and a hat from that hat and yeah this goes on for a while. The point is is that eventually there's a mountain of hats and Netpatham, Crusher, NinjaV, and Fseftr suffocate, taking 15 damage! Crusher dies!
Doc Scratch X uses the Ancestral Gunpowder's power to fuel a massive blue fireball of pure destruction, dealing 25,000 damage to the W-Mech X and Strongmann Machine X, killing NinjaV2403 and Netpatham, and nearly killing Fseftr, who survives with 1 HP thanks to his Perseverance Charm (which breaks)! He switches his artifact to the Ancestral Bone!
Since the Mindscape Stability is around half, Godmodder Soul's form on the Battlefield is flickering rapidly! He's beginning to phase out of existence... What this means for you all: your attacks will begin to deal more damage against the X Bosses because their power is weakened, but you all will suffer a penalty upon re-entering Godmodder Soul's mind: you'll have a chance of gaining the Insanity debuff! It deals damage over time and can spread to other players... The chance of contracting it isn't that big now, but it will grow as the Stability drops even further...
The Itinerary:
> All: Defeat the X Bosses and free Alpha from his prison!
> All: Fully lower Godmodder Soul's Mindscape Stability!
THE TRIALS:
I. FINAL WAVE .I
II. DEMONHEAD .II
III. INFESTATION .III
IV. ASCENT .IV
V. EXODUS .V
VI. ECLIPSE .VI
==> VII. CHECKMATE .VII <==
The Pyramidion:
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 10%.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 0%.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 0%.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. TT2000: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 10%.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
Talist: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 20%.
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
TSFHISEPIC: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
mythicZoologist: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
sigmatw: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
jondanger23: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Dakras: [AG] HP: 30/25. Has Super Armor.
Bomber57: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
RatcheT2497: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
SuperSaiyanRock: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
nulitor: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
ProofofconcepT: [PG] HP: 20/20.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 20/20.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 25/25.
K4yne: [N] HP: 25/25.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 1/25. Has Super Armor.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 25/25.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 28/25. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
Maelstrom: III Deals damage to all enemies at the end of every turn. The more power people give it, the more powerful its attacks will be. Power: 40.
BOSS POOL: ZP-Mech. (When attacked, gives allies minicrits.) 0 Votes. WS-Mech. (Can inflict Wither on opponents.) 0 Votes. BZ-Mech. (Attacks three times per turn, but with less power.) 0 Votes.
ENTITY POOL: Strong Arm Machine. (High attack and defense.) 0 Votes. Star Destroyer. (Can bypass the Narrative and summon TIE-Fighters.) 0 Votes. Ryth the Deathless Blademaster. (Duels enemies to the death.) 0 Votes. Kefka Palazzo. (Can make enemies hallucinate, lowering accuracy.) Charitomb. (Can attack 1-4 enemies, determined by a D4.) 0 Votes.
Elite Endermen: [N] Leave in three turns.
Split: [N] HP: 152,500/250,000. Weapon Mode: Perfect Split. Contamination: III Seeing Red: I
Matchsticks: [AG] Leaves in one turn.
Build: [AG] HP: 146,500/200,000. Contamination: III
W-Mech X: [AG] HP: 5,000/60,000. Can create a random potion every turn that can help allies or hurt enemies. Contamination: III
Space Gyarados X: [AG] HP: 63,000/100,000. Can minicrit the attacks of allied entities. Contamination: III
Strongmann Machine X: [AG] HP: 76,000/125,000. Can use its spectral hammer to stun enemies. Contamination: III
Psycho Waluigi X: [AG] HP: 66,600/66,600. WALUIGI IS BACK. NOW THE THREAD IS FUNNY AGAIN. Has high defense.
Ascendant Bill Cipher: [AG] Omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent. Can change Mindscape Stability at will. Can scramble and interact with any X entity.
Ghost of GLaDOS X: [PG] HP: 99,000/500,000. Her neurotoxin can Contaminate opponents. Curiosity: II Anger: II Morality: II Intelligence: II Personality Core: 50,000/50,000 HP. Attacks with Ghost of GLaDOS X.
King Ikea X: [PG] HP: 18,250/700,000. Summons Tabletopian Ships each turn. Can manipulate an Oak Staff offensively and defensively. Current State: Spike Wall. Guarding Ascendant Bill Cipher X. Chairs and Anarchy: III Tabletopian Ship: 22,000/25,000 HP. (x1.) 25,000/25,000 HP. (x2.) Can airdrop bombs and use chronal powers.
Ascendant Bill Cipher X: [PG] HP: 300,000/300,000. Omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent. Can change Mindscape Stability at will. Can scramble and interact with any X entity. Guarded by King Ikea X. Formality: III Illuminate: III Metastasis: III
Doc Scratch X: [PG] HP: 1,000,000/1,000,000. Current Artifact: Bone. Invulnerable unless Mindscape Stability is dropped to 0%.
Alpha: [GM] HP: 125/125. Chains: (x4.) Restraining Alpha. When all of them are gone, the Shatter will begin.
Curses of Anti-Entities, Anti-Charging, and Anti-Alchemies are in effect. If you die, you need to post saying you respawn. You have a chance of becoming Insane upon respawning.
Layer Eight:
Godmodder Soul: [GM?] HP: . Mindscape Stability: 55%. Fighting Project Binary, the Employer, and Binary Prime.
I try to find a way to pierce holes between the mindscape and the exterior for allowing easier entry.
For that I try first to borrow one of those crazy alchemies the other people have in excess and I use it to create a spiral of antimatter dimensional wounding quick drills made of everything holy and unholy of nullclear(not nuclear) launcher of emptiness and link creation.
I then use 100 linking book for creating links to the godmodder mindscape and I try to throw them out of the godmodder mindscape(if it can allow project binary to enter the godmodder mindscape I promise I was not wary of the potential dangers because it was way too much improbable to have this effect)
Then if all that failed I try making the godmodder think he is a hole by speaking to him of the drinking problem he probably should have with its miserable life.
Due to unfortunate real life events, I will not be posting tomorrow. I apologize for that. In the meantime, I'm beginning work on the End of Act 4 storypost. You can check out a teaser for it over on the Forge.
I struggle back into the mindscape with the Psionic Defense artifact, hopefully nulling the small insanity chance.
I can't really vote because I'm respawning, but I would cast my votes for the ZP Mech, Kefka, Ryth and the Star Destroyer. The Star Destroyer's TIEs could tank hits for us, Kefka's hallucinations are going to be vital to keep alive, Ryth will hopefully distract a boss, and the ZP Mech will be out and tanking if it wants its abilities to honestly work.
We need a pro strategy, but fortunately two of the biggest headaches are down.
-With Bill Cipher on our side, we can easily have him lower the Mindscape's integrity when we have to deal with Scratch, which leads to this point: DON'T lower the Mindscape Integrity any more, at least not this turn. That Insanity looks brutal to deal with, and if you notice all those red zeroes there...Yeah. That's practically guarenteed Insanity already, and we don't want it worse.
-IKEA X can be taken down in one Battle Technique. Literally. Don't focus on it.
-GLaDOS X, on the other hand...Will take five. Yeah, we really did some damage of our own last turn. But make sure those hits are big-10 if they're not Battle TEchniqeus/Combat Operandi.
-Then we move on to Bill Cipher X. Hoo BOY is this going to suck...BUT we have the Real Bill here, so hopefully they duke it out and neutralize one another so we can get in hits.
-THEN we can start lowering the Mindscape Integrity and challenge Scratch.
-...Unrelated, but Twin, I think you forgot that I killed the Right Beam with the Infinity Blade. The kills should be six.
I respawn, despite allegedly being dead but maybe not being really dead despite probably being really dead but yet somehow not and its so confusing it hurts the godmodder's head.
Hmm... Vote for WS-Mech (Wither would be very nice for preventing those annoying heals), Strong Arm Machine (what does high attack and defense mean?), Ryth (get him to hold off one of the heavy hitters), Kefka (accuracy reductions on heavy hitters to help keep us alive).
I tear a small piece of my lifebar off to prolong the Maelstrom.
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Assuming I need to take some action to reenter the Mindscape, I attempt a brute-force tactic, involving a large hammer composed entirely of psychic energy and the Godmodder Soul's soles. Of his shoes. Which he isn't wearing.
Assuming I'm somehow already in the Mindscape, I use the same psychic hammer to bludgeon the nearest X-Boss into gibbering brain-death, or the next best thing.
Hey, cool, I remember Kefka! Back when I was a joshscorcher fanboy... Uuugh...
Anyways, I vote for Ryth and the ZP-Mech. Mini-crits are a valuable attack boost to EVERYBODY!
Anyways, I spam Ascendant Bill Cipher X [PG] with a variety of Illuminati confirmed jokes. Then, while he tries to guess what's next due to his omnipotence, I sucker punch him while he's thinking.
I also introduce the Godmodder Soul to this sweet little clip. Needless to say, the Mindscape Stability drops significantly because of the mood whiplash at the end.
I grab SCP-216-DTG and spin the dials rapidly and fire it. An array of previously-useless items fashioned into bullets hits GLaDOS X. I then use BT: REDACTED on GLaDOS X.
I fly up in the sky, calling down 40 laser blasters from the essence of the mindscape itself, and activate them. Massive lasers blast every boss in the mindscape, dealing billions of fire damage. And then, to finish it off, I shoot an even bigger laser from my own mouth.
Wow.
Also, votes for Exploding Vehicle Factory. Today is Explosion Day!
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I vote for Psycho Waluigi and then flood Glados with extremely lethal robotoxin. The toxin enters and starting corroding her parts.
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(At a random damageable -X boss) (Also +1 to Psycho Waluigi)
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
=Le Action=
I proceed to throw many IKEA furniture items at IKEA X.
+1 Maelstrom power! +7 HP to Dakras!
If that vote had gone through it would have been a tie, and I'd like to avoid those.
You respawn.
+1 Maelstrom power!
6,000 damage to King Ikea X!
You respawn.
+1 Maelstrom power! Next attack against King Ikea X will minicrit!
There are no ports to place Personality Cores on Ghost of GLaDOS X's body!
Blocked by King Ikea X's shield!
You're trying to drive him insane? I think you're ignoring the fact that he already is! Still, your antics deal -3% Mindscape Stability and deal minicritted 9,000 damage to King Ikea X!
You can't vote since you haven't respawned, but you'll probably get your wish to see Psycho Waluigi...
BILL: WELL THEN! L00KS L1KE Y0U'RE PREPARED! 1'LL 0NLY NEED 0NE 0F THESE, S0 1'LL JUST TAKE 0NE 0F THEM AND WE'RE G0LDEN!
You and Bill shake hands, the pulsating fire spreading across both of your bodies. When Bill stops the handshake, he adjusts his top hat and bowtie, staring at the X Bosses.
BILL: N0W, LET'S MAKE THESE MEM0R1ES EAT N1GHTMARES.
+1 Vote for Psycho Waluigi!
+1 Vote for Psycho Waluigi!
+1 Vote for Psycho Waluigi!
5,000 damage to the Ship, 3,000 damage to King Ikea X!
3,000 damage to Ghost of GLaDOS X!
5,000 damage to Ghost of GLaDOS X and King Ikea X!
5,000 damage to King Ikea X!
+1 Vote for Psycho Waluigi!
You go through the gray door. When you pass through, you see that the door has closed behind you and is locked. The door then vanishes into smoke. You look ahead, and see that you're in a formless expanse filled with black. Wait, no. This isn't formless. It's just really really dark. After your eyes take time to adjust you see that you're in a room - a bedroom. The Godmodder's bedroom.
It would make sense that you're back in here, considering you once again used a dream-inciting substance to make this gateway. If anything about the Godmodder's room has changed, you can't tell. It's still hard to focus on. You don't even know when this is... Wait. Something has changed. There's a light in the corner of the room.
You move over to it and look at it more clearly - somehow you can focus on this object. It's a computer. It looks like the Godmodder has opened up a tab in Photoshop, with several canvases open at once. He's drawn frightening stills from unknown places, and after examining them, you see that they're snapshots of his dreams. He's drawn the towering figure of the Incarnate and its piercing eyes, the skies of GodCraft falling apart, the formless shapes of red scourging the heavens, and the view from the Incarnate's hand at the top of the server. You hear shuffling behind you.
You move back to look at the Godmodder's bed, and you see something you hadn't before. The Godmodder is sitting on his bed with his head in his hands. Thinking back, you think he'd been like this for the entire memory - he hasn't gone to sleep yet. "I can't do it... I can't. I can't go back to sleep. THIRTY-SEVEN TIMES I've had this dream... This horrific never-ending nightmare. And I still have no clue what it means!"
The Godmodder leaps from his bed and goes to his computer, poring over his Photoshop images. "This version of me that's fear incarnate, those meteors, the never-ending spikes of red... and he keeps talking to me, about how I need to change, and how I need to stop running! But I haven't been running! I haven't... been... right?" The Godmodder sighs. "Oh who am I kidding, I need some rest. I'm not some invincible god. I haven't slept in who knows how long." The Godmodder heads back to his bed. You can't tell how much time passes, but after a while the Godmodder is asleep. Nigh instantly, he begins shuffling in his bed, straining against something.
RED SKIES, ORANGE DEATH, GOLDEN GOD, LIME MASTER, BLUE ANTITHESIS, ORCHID APOCALYPSE
But this time, it looks like his dream is different.
A RAINBOW OF UNENDING CARNAGE, PAINTED IN THE BLOOD OF THE FALLEN, LISTEN TO THEM CRY
Yet it is still a nightmare.
STILL RUNNING FROM AN UNKNOWN BEAST, AWAY FROM THE IMMINENTLY DECEASED
You catch glimpses of the Godmodder's new night terrors - he's running across a grey landscape filled with artifacts you can't make out - is that a giant tuba you see? -, with a piercing black sky on top. The Godmodder is still running across the landscape, apparently running to a multicolored pyramid off in the distance. Yet time and space are somehow mismatched, the Godmodder's legs as slow as molasses and his destination retreating from him with each step. And lingering behind the Godmodder is the Incarnate, the staccato thuds of its feet touching the ground signaling doom.
HOW MANY TIMES WILL IT TAKE YOU TO LEARN, YOU'VE HAD ALL YOUR FUN AND NOW IT'S MY TURN
Your vision permanently shifts to the Godmodder's dream as he stops running. The Godmodder turns around and sees the Incarnate standing tall, stretching above the sky and above the clouds. Its form is wrapped in black, all its mechanical edges still present but obscured by darkness. The only feature you can make out is the Incarnate's piercing white eyes that appear to be looking right at the Godmodder, staring through his soul. The Incarnate's left leg lifts up and slams down onto the ground as it inches closer. The Godmodder stares at the Incarnate with acceptance.
INTERESTING. YOU'VE STOPPED RUNNING. HAVE YOU DECIDED YOUR PATH?
The Godmodder thinks. Every time he's had this dream ever since the eleventh, the Incarnate has spoken to him, talking to him, telling him that he's terrified of himself, that the only thing he's ever done is run, and that it's time for him to change his ways and start fighting. The Godmodder has always wanted to scream and retort that so what if he's been running, running to the top has been good for him, it's made him money and made him happy, and that he's been fighting all his life, trying to struggle to the top against everyone who wronged him, trying to beat the odds, and that so what if everything comes naturally to him and most things are easy, he's worked all the same. But he's never been able to get the words out of his mouth.
But then he thinks more. Has he really been happy? Sure he had been for years, but ever since the first time he'd had this dream, it's been causing him to feel different about himself. And ever since the Incarnate spoke, he's been doubting himself and his choices. Was running to the top really the right choice? If it was, was the way he did it sound? Would fighting and keeping his position serve him well? Should he confront why he's terrified of an image of himself and face his own inner demons? Should he really change his ways?
He decides to.
FATE CHOSEN.
The pyramid off in the distance shines brightly, turning pure white. The Incarnate continues walking towards the Godmodder, every step becoming louder and clearer than the last, shaking the ground more and more. Yet the Godmodder stays stable in the face of it all, and as the Incarnate draws dangerously close to him, he closes his eyes. The Incarnate's right foot moves upwards, positioning itself over the Godmodder. The Godmodder hears it whistle downwards, bracing himself for the worst - but it doesn't come. He hears a massive thud behind him.
The Godmodder turns around and sees the Incarnate's foot embedded into the ground in front of him. The other foot continues the same path, avoiding crushing the Godmodder as well. The Incarnate's massive surface passes by the Godmodder entirely, walking towards the pyramid. The Incarnate's head looks back at the Godmodder.
FOLLOW ME. RUN JUST THIS ONCE.
The Godmodder begins to walk with the Incarnate, the pyramid now growing closer and closer. Ultimately, the two reach the pyramid itself, which is much much larger than the Incarnate. A massive door slides upwards, letting both enter. The inside of the pyramid is just as white as the outside, and it appears to be formless too. The door shuts behind the two, and the Godmodder sees the Incarnate clearly, all of its weapons and features and designs. The Incarnate looks down.
LOOK AT YOU. YOU WERE BORN INTO WEALTH, YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANTED. YOUR CARETAKERS TREATED YOU LIKE A KING. YOUR COLLEAGUES DID NOT. YOU GREW ANGRY AT THEM, AT EVERYONE WHO FOUND A FLAW IN YOU. YOU BUILT UP AN IMAGE OF YOURSELF, AN IMAGE OF INFALLIBILITY. YOU WERE GOOD AT ALMOST EVERYTHING YOU TRIED, AND EVERYONE ELSE HATED YOU FOR IT. AFTER SCHOOL YOU CONTINUED WITH GAMES, BECOMING AN EXPERT. AND THEN YOU TURNED TO THE STOCK INDUSTRY, BECOMING A SILENT MILLIONAIRE. AND HERE YOU ARE.
ALL YOUR LIFE YOU HAVE BEEN HIDING AND RUNNING. THE ONLY TIMES YOU HAVE TRULY EXPRESSED YOURSELF ARE THROUGH WHAT YOU LOVE MOST - GAMES. YOU RAN DURING SCHOOL, YOU RAN DURING WORK, YOU WANTED TO PROVE AND SHOW TO EVERYONE THAT YOU WERE THE BEST. SO YOU RAN UP TO THE TOP, AND THE TOP YOU HAVE STAYED. AND NOW THERE IS NOTHING FOR YOU TO DO ON THIS EARTH EXCEPT TO STOP RUNNING. YOU'VE RAN FROM THOSE WHO HATED YOU, EVEN THOSE WHO LOVED YOU. THE WEAK RUN. THE STRONG STAY AND FIGHT, TO THE END. NEVER GIVE UP YOUR GROUND. ONLY USE RUNNING AS A LAST RESORT, ONE SELDOM USED. WITHOUT BRAVERY AND COURAGE, YOU WILL NEVER SUCCEED.
The Godmodder is confused now. He doesn't see how a recap of his life can help him. But then he begins to realize it.
YOU HAVE BEEN LIVING YOUR LIFE THE WAY YOU SEE FIT. YOU HAVE BEEN LIVING A LIFE OF OBSCURITY. IF YOU WANT TO MEAN SOMETHING IN THIS WORLD, YOU MUST MAKE A NAME FOR YOURSELF. WHAT ARE YOU GOOD AT? EVERYTHING? BEING A POLYMATH IS FINE, BUT MOST PEOPLE NEED ONLY ONE SKILL TO TAKE THEM FAR IN LIFE. YOU PLAYED THE STOCKS WELL, BUT I DOUBT IT WAS ENJOYABLE. I DOUBT YOUR WHOLE LIFE WAS ENJOYABLE EXCEPT FOR THE TIME YOU SPENT FOR RECREATION. SO TURN THAT INTO YOUR LIFE.
LIVE YOUR LIFE DIFFERENTLY. IT'S FAR FROM OVER, YOU KNOW. YOU STILL HAVE TIME TO CHANGE YOUR WAYS AND FIGHT TO MAKE A TRUE NAME FOR YOURSELF. YOU'RE AT THE TOP, AND ALMOST NO ONE KNOWS. SO LET THEM KNOW. WHATEVER YOU CAN CONCEIVE AND BELIEVE, YOU CAN ACHIEVE. I BELIEVE THAT SHOULD ANSWER MOST OF YOUR INTERNAL STRUGGLES.
And it has. The Godmodder now realizes that he had never been truly happy. He had only wanted to prove himself by making money and by working, only wanted to laugh in everyone's face from above. But now he realizes that the key to a good life is to do what you love. And what he really loves is games. But there is one thing he feels like he needs an answer to, and that's why the Incarnate had been chasing after him and why the Godmodder had ran.
I CHASED AFTER YOU TO TEST YOU, TO SEE WHAT YOU WOULD DO. YOU TREATED THIS LIKE ANY CONVENTIONAL NIGHTMARE AND RAN. YET I SUSPECT THERE IS SOMETHING MORE TO THIS RESPONSE. SOMETHING IN YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS, AFFECTING YOU. PERHAPS WHEN YOU RECOGNIZED ME AS A MIRROR IMAGE OF YOURSELF, YOU RAN IN ORDER TO DISTANCE YOURSELF FROM ME - SOMEONE WITH MORE POWER THAN YOU. THAT SEEMS TO BE YOUR INSTINCT - RUNNING FROM ALL THAT ARE MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU AND FEARING THEM. I WAITED TO SEE WHEN YOU WOULD STOP RUNNING. THAT TIME IS NOW.
The Incarnate lumbers forwards in front of the Godmodder. The Godmodder jumps back as a holographic image of a cube materializes in front of him.
DO NOT FORGET WHAT I HAVE TOLD YOU HERE, AND WHAT I AM ABOUT TO TELL YOU: GREATNESS LIES AHEAD IN THE ROAD THAT YOU WILL TAKE FROM HERE ON OUT. TRUE GREATNESS. YOU WILL BE ABLE TO LOOK BACK TO EVERYONE WHO DIDN'T BELIEVE IN YOU AND SAY, "LOOK AT WHAT I HAVE DONE. LOOK AT WHAT IS NOW MINE, AND LOOK AT THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS I CRAFT FROM DUST."
And then the Incarnate fades away into smoke, disintegrating. Everything decays except the Incarnate's shell of a left arm, which falls to the ground with no means of support, slamming into the pyramid ground and sending cracks across its entire surface and all of its walls. The pyramid then shatters into thousands of pieces, the Godmodder starting to brace himself but then remembering the Incarnate's words about not hiding, and staying strong. All of the glass vaporizes against him. The Godmodder grins.
The skies turn black, and a white gateway appears in front of the Godmodder. He walks towards it and sees a sign above it that reads "EXIT". The Godmodder starts to walk through it but then bumps into someone on the other side - someone in a black hat and a black coat. The two blink at each other for some time, the Godmodder peering through the other side of the door, seeing a vast landscape filled with technology and metallic structures. As he contemplates this, the door shuts. The Godmodder steps back and then experimentally opens the door again. When he does so, he wakes up.
His bedroom door opens on its own. You walk through it and head back to the Pyramidion.
Before Net can do anything else with the Cipher's Calls, you restrain him! The copy he has flies out of his hands. Ghost of GLaDOS X wills the corks to disappear and they do.
You respawn.
+1 Vote for the Tripod!
There is no Alchemiter!
How is that magic?
1-2-5-3-4-4-2-4
A large array of cat claws appears around Ghost of GLaDOS X that are tipped with arsenic! They cut through Her and deal 7,000 damage!
+1 Maelstrom power!
Uh. Thanks, I guess.
How is that magic?
1-2-5-3-4-4-2-4
A large array of cat claws appears around Ghost of GLaDOS X that are tipped with arsenic! They cut through Her and deal 0 damage!
You respawn.
You still need to respawn!
GLaDOS has no cores on her right now!
You blow up a large chunk of the ground! -1% Mindscape Stability!
+1 Vote for Psycho Waluigi!
5,000 damage! King Ikea X becomes infested with Demon Mites!
-1% Mindscape Stability!
-1% Mindscape Stability!
-2% Mindscape Stability!
+6,000 HP to Split.
Godmodder Soul's mindscape burns up all the pictures.
Godmodder Soul is unfazed by the bullies' attempts to get him to become suicidal, and he disintevaporates them!
+10,000 HP to me!
6,000 damage to King Ikea X!
10,000 damage to Ghost of GLaDOS X!
+1 Vote for Psycho Waluigi!
You still need to respawn!
-2% Mindscape Stability! 4,000 damage to King Ikea X!
3,000 damage to Ghost of GLaDOS X and King Ikea X!
No, they don't carry over. I also doubt there will be alchemy.
Goddmodder Soul?
How can you shoot a universe? Godmodder Soul's mindscape shivers...
7,000 damage to King Ikea X! The Table Leg deals 15,000 damage!
The Maelstrom cannot minicrit! However, the liquid does raise the Maelstrom's power to its cap of 40!
Godmodder Soul's mindscape is filled with so much excitement that it tears itself apart! -1% Mindscape Stability! 10,000 damage to Ghost of GLaDOS X!
Who is the Goddmodder?
16,000 damage to Ghost of GLaDOS X!
13,000 damage to King Ikea X!
+1 Vote for Psycho Waluigi!
+1 Vote for Psycho Waluigi!
4,000 damage to Ghost of GLaDOS X!
Nothing happens!
+1 Vote for Psycho Waluigi!
3,000 damage to King Ikea X!
The Maelstrom deals 40,000 damage to Ghost of GLaDOS X and King Ikea X!
Psycho Waluigi X rises up from the Boss Pool, summoning itself to...help...you. Three new bosses appear in the Boss Pool. The Entity Pool appears again as well, with five new entities to choose from! Remember, you can choose three entities at a time, not just one!
The Elite Endermen and Matchsticks deal minicritted 28,500 damage to Ghost of GLaDOS X! Split rewinds time for himself and me, causing the wounds we've sustained to disappear! +15,000 HP to us both! I teleport Ghost of GLaDOS X into the fight against Mom of The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth! Since Mom's main form attack is stomping on enemies with a foot from the ceiling and GLaDOS is immobile, She takes 20,000 damage! W-Mech X throws a Potion of Weakness at King Ikea X, causing the next three attacks against him to minicrit! Space Gyarados X, Strongmann Machine X, and Psycho Waluigi X all gang up on King Ikea X, dealing minicritted 45,000 damage to him! WALUIGI HAS DONE HIS PART. HE HAS DEFACED THE EVIL TREE MAN WITH PURPLE CRAYONS THAT ARE POISONED. Bill charges in, his eye turning into a large yin-yang cannon! It fires twin beams of red and blue energy at King Ikea X, slamming right into him! The energy separates King Ikea X into two copies, one white, and one black, that are both gradually losing energy and aren't anchored to the mortal plane! They snap back together having taken 30,000 damage!
Ghost of GLaDOS X uses Curiosity, becoming very curious about everything! She puts her curiosity to use and couples it with Intelligence, using newfound knowledge to create a Personality Core that is a combination of the previous Curiosity and Intelligence Cores, basing them off of their coding which has materialized inside of Her upon the activation of these special attacks! This Personality Core will attack alongside of Ghost of GLaDOS X every turn! Ghost of GLaDOS X deals minicritted 15,000 damage to Space Gyarados X and Strongmann Machine X! The Personality Core kills CobaltShade and deals 24 damage to The_Nonexistent_Tazz, breaking his Runic Shielding!
King Ikea X uses Chairs and Anarchy, using his power as the conqueror of the titular Land of Chairs and Anarchy to turn the tide on this battle with his own form of Chairstorm, reverse-engineered from Ire's antics - the Tabletide! The cracks in the sky are blotted out by a massive thunderhead formed only of tables! They send electrified tables down as lightning, striking the Pyramidion! All the tables form into the massive shape of a chair with a helix on top, only furthering Irecreeper's ire! When it comes down, Ire and PitTheAngel are killed! Netpatham and TSFHISEPIC take 5 splash damage! King Ikea turns his Oak Staff into a Spike Wall, causing everyone who attacks him to take damage! He summons another Tabletopian Ships! The Ships kill The_Nonexistent_Tazz and deal 10 damage to Crusher48 and crystalcat!
Bill Cipher X uses Illuminate, closing his eyes and shining with a brilliant light that swirls all around Ghost of GLaDOS X, healing her for +30,000 HP! He then takes off his top hat and reaches inside, trying to find something that will result in hilarious antics! After taking out some fake arms, pie, a mutated rabbit, a screaming head, some pills, a fully functioning full-scale Death Star model, and some chess pieces, Bill X pulls out what he wants - another hat! He pulls out a hat from that hat and a hat from that hat and a hat from that hat and yeah this goes on for a while. The point is is that eventually there's a mountain of hats and Netpatham, Crusher, NinjaV, and Fseftr suffocate, taking 15 damage! Crusher dies!
Doc Scratch X uses the Ancestral Gunpowder's power to fuel a massive blue fireball of pure destruction, dealing 25,000 damage to the W-Mech X and Strongmann Machine X, killing NinjaV2403 and Netpatham, and nearly killing Fseftr, who survives with 1 HP thanks to his Perseverance Charm (which breaks)! He switches his artifact to the Ancestral Bone!
Since the Mindscape Stability is around half, Godmodder Soul's form on the Battlefield is flickering rapidly! He's beginning to phase out of existence... What this means for you all: your attacks will begin to deal more damage against the X Bosses because their power is weakened, but you all will suffer a penalty upon re-entering Godmodder Soul's mind: you'll have a chance of gaining the Insanity debuff! It deals damage over time and can spread to other players... The chance of contracting it isn't that big now, but it will grow as the Stability drops even further...
The Itinerary:
> All: Defeat the X Bosses and free Alpha from his prison!
> All: Fully lower Godmodder Soul's Mindscape Stability!
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIIII. INFESTATION .IIIIV. ASCENT .IVV. EXODUS .VVI. ECLIPSE .VIThe Pyramidion:
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 10%.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 0%.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 0%.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 10%.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
Talist: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 20%.
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
TSFHISEPIC: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
mythicZoologist: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
sigmatw: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
jondanger23: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Dakras: [AG] HP: 30/25. Has Super Armor.
Bomber57: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
RatcheT2497: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
SuperSaiyanRock: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
nulitor: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
ProofofconcepT: [PG] HP: 20/20.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 20/20.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 25/25.
K4yne: [N] HP: 25/25.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 1/25. Has Super Armor.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 25/25.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 28/25. Has Super Armor.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
Maelstrom: III Deals damage to all enemies at the end of every turn. The more power people give it, the more powerful its attacks will be. Power: 40.
BOSS POOL: ZP-Mech. (When attacked, gives allies minicrits.) 0 Votes. WS-Mech. (Can inflict Wither on opponents.) 0 Votes. BZ-Mech. (Attacks three times per turn, but with less power.) 0 Votes.
ENTITY POOL: Strong Arm Machine. (High attack and defense.) 0 Votes. Star Destroyer. (Can bypass the Narrative and summon TIE-Fighters.) 0 Votes. Ryth the Deathless Blademaster. (Duels enemies to the death.) 0 Votes. Kefka Palazzo. (Can make enemies hallucinate, lowering accuracy.) Charitomb. (Can attack 1-4 enemies, determined by a D4.) 0 Votes.
Elite Endermen: [N] Leave in three turns.
Split: [N] HP: 152,500/250,000. Weapon Mode: Perfect Split. Contamination: III Seeing Red: I
Matchsticks: [AG] Leaves in one turn.
Build: [AG] HP: 146,500/200,000. Contamination: III
W-Mech X: [AG] HP: 5,000/60,000. Can create a random potion every turn that can help allies or hurt enemies. Contamination: III
Space Gyarados X: [AG] HP: 63,000/100,000. Can minicrit the attacks of allied entities. Contamination: III
Strongmann Machine X: [AG] HP: 76,000/125,000. Can use its spectral hammer to stun enemies. Contamination: III
Psycho Waluigi X: [AG] HP: 66,600/66,600. WALUIGI IS BACK. NOW THE THREAD IS FUNNY AGAIN. Has high defense.
Ascendant Bill Cipher: [AG] Omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent. Can change Mindscape Stability at will. Can scramble and interact with any X entity.
Ghost of GLaDOS X: [PG] HP: 99,000/500,000. Her neurotoxin can Contaminate opponents. Curiosity: II Anger: II Morality: II Intelligence: II Personality Core: 50,000/50,000 HP. Attacks with Ghost of GLaDOS X.
King Ikea X: [PG] HP: 18,250/700,000. Summons Tabletopian Ships each turn. Can manipulate an Oak Staff offensively and defensively. Current State: Spike Wall. Guarding Ascendant Bill Cipher X. Chairs and Anarchy: III Tabletopian Ship: 22,000/25,000 HP. (x1.) 25,000/25,000 HP. (x2.) Can airdrop bombs and use chronal powers.
Ascendant Bill Cipher X: [PG] HP: 300,000/300,000. Omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent. Can change Mindscape Stability at will. Can scramble and interact with any X entity. Guarded by King Ikea X. Formality: III Illuminate: III Metastasis: III
Doc Scratch X: [PG] HP: 1,000,000/1,000,000. Current Artifact: Bone. Invulnerable unless Mindscape Stability is dropped to 0%.
Alpha: [GM] HP: 125/125. Chains: (x4.) Restraining Alpha. When all of them are gone, the Shatter will begin.
Curses of Anti-Entities, Anti-Charging, and Anti-Alchemies are in effect. If you die, you need to post saying you respawn. You have a chance of becoming Insane upon respawning.
Layer Eight:
Godmodder Soul: [GM?] HP: . Mindscape Stability: 55%. Fighting Project Binary, the Employer, and Binary Prime.
PROJECT BINARY: [01 BOSS] Fighting Godmodder Soul.
THE EMPLOYER: [01 BOSS] Fighting Godmodder Soul.
BINARY PRIME: [01 BOSS] Fighting Godmodder Soul.
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (PitTheAngel)
HHH's Headtaker: III DISABLED (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (5l1n65h07)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII DISABLED (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III READY (TehEpicNinja9001)
Molten Processor: IIII READY (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [5K] (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Prism: III READY (TehEpicNinja9001)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (Fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII IN USE (insert_generic_username)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: ...IS OVER. (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII DISABLED (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III DISABLED (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III DISABLED (Netpatham)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Fseftr)
Silver Eye: III READY (crystalcat)
Table Leg: III DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Red Scale: III READY (engie_ninja)
Twitchy Staff: III DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (insert_generic_username)
Necro Smasher: III READY (engie_ninja)
Black Matter Gun: IIII READY (crystalcat)
Kitsune Charm: II DISABLED (Talist)
Glitch Wrench: IIII READY (gutza1)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (ProofofconcepT)
Oblivion's Topper: III READY (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII DISABLED (The_Serpent)
Giant Gear: IIII READY (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII READY (Amperz4nd)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII IN USE (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII CHARGING (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
14 Hog Slop
14 Elf Tears
0 Pie Filling
3 Weasel Snot
I try to find a way to pierce holes between the mindscape and the exterior for allowing easier entry.
For that I try first to borrow one of those crazy alchemies the other people have in excess and I use it to create a spiral of antimatter dimensional wounding quick drills made of everything holy and unholy of nullclear(not nuclear) launcher of emptiness and link creation.
I then use 100 linking book for creating links to the godmodder mindscape and I try to throw them out of the godmodder mindscape(if it can allow project binary to enter the godmodder mindscape I promise I was not wary of the potential dangers because it was way too much improbable to have this effect)
Then if all that failed I try making the godmodder think he is a hole by speaking to him of the drinking problem he probably should have with its miserable life.
I respawn.
I'll be making my great escape now!
Due to unfortunate real life events, I will not be posting tomorrow. I apologize for that. In the meantime, I'm beginning work on the End of Act 4 storypost. You can check out a teaser for it over on the Forge.
The perseverance charm is only supposed to work for one hit kills...
I respawn due to this.
PIT_ICARUS' TURN (3/3 Actions Respawn):
Pit killed? That wasn't Pit. All you did was break a rocking horse. Pit's way over there, twenty feet from it. How could you miss that hard?
...Oh wait, there's a card attached to it. It reads:
"F-2: You have mistaken a child's toy for Doctor
LuckyIcarus."Act 1!
I struggle back into the mindscape with the Psionic Defense artifact, hopefully nulling the small insanity chance.
I can't really vote because I'm respawning, but I would cast my votes for the ZP Mech, Kefka, Ryth and the Star Destroyer. The Star Destroyer's TIEs could tank hits for us, Kefka's hallucinations are going to be vital to keep alive, Ryth will hopefully distract a boss, and the ZP Mech will be out and tanking if it wants its abilities to honestly work.
We need a pro strategy, but fortunately two of the biggest headaches are down.
-With Bill Cipher on our side, we can easily have him lower the Mindscape's integrity when we have to deal with Scratch, which leads to this point: DON'T lower the Mindscape Integrity any more, at least not this turn. That Insanity looks brutal to deal with, and if you notice all those red zeroes there...Yeah. That's practically guarenteed Insanity already, and we don't want it worse.
-IKEA X can be taken down in one Battle Technique. Literally. Don't focus on it.
-GLaDOS X, on the other hand...Will take five. Yeah, we really did some damage of our own last turn. But make sure those hits are big-10 if they're not Battle TEchniqeus/Combat Operandi.
-Then we move on to Bill Cipher X. Hoo BOY is this going to suck...BUT we have the Real Bill here, so hopefully they duke it out and neutralize one another so we can get in hits.
-THEN we can start lowering the Mindscape Integrity and challenge Scratch.
-...Unrelated, but Twin, I think you forgot that I killed the Right Beam with the Infinity Blade. The kills should be six.
Sound good?
I vote for ZP-Mech, SAM, the Star Destroyer, and Kefka.
I use Drillgenerigorg on Ikea.
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I respawn, despite allegedly being dead but maybe not being really dead despite probably being really dead but yet somehow not and its so confusing it hurts the godmodder's head.
I target Glados with Emerald Fire lvl 10 Green Nova. There. 1/5 battle techniques.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
I respawn.
>> VENGEANCE_MODE_ENACTED
>> TARGET: GHOST_OF_GLADOS_X
I heal a random player with the No Joke and disperse my votes. WS-Mech, Star Destroyer, Kefka Palazzo and Charitomb.
Firing burning Puzzler arrows at Ikea. Or wahtever does not think that it can unfairly beepblock me.
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No Joke
UBER: 2 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Hmm... Vote for WS-Mech (Wither would be very nice for preventing those annoying heals), Strong Arm Machine (what does high attack and defense mean?), Ryth (get him to hold off one of the heavy hitters), Kefka (accuracy reductions on heavy hitters to help keep us alive).
I tear a small piece of my lifebar off to prolong the Maelstrom.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Assuming I need to take some action to reenter the Mindscape, I attempt a brute-force tactic, involving a large hammer composed entirely of psychic energy and the Godmodder Soul's soles. Of his shoes. Which he isn't wearing.
Assuming I'm somehow already in the Mindscape, I use the same psychic hammer to bludgeon the nearest X-Boss into gibbering brain-death, or the next best thing.
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
D'oh!
Hey, cool, I remember Kefka! Back when I was a joshscorcher fanboy... Uuugh...
Anyways, I vote for Ryth and the ZP-Mech. Mini-crits are a valuable attack boost to EVERYBODY!
Anyways, I spam Ascendant Bill Cipher X [PG] with a variety of Illuminati confirmed jokes. Then, while he tries to guess what's next due to his omnipotence, I sucker punch him while he's thinking.
I also introduce the Godmodder Soul to this sweet little clip. Needless to say, the Mindscape Stability drops significantly because of the mood whiplash at the end.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I grab SCP-216-DTG and spin the dials rapidly and fire it. An array of previously-useless items fashioned into bullets hits GLaDOS X. I then use BT: REDACTED on GLaDOS X.
It is time.
I fly up in the sky, calling down 40 laser blasters from the essence of the mindscape itself, and activate them. Massive lasers blast every boss in the mindscape, dealing billions of fire damage. And then, to finish it off, I shoot an even bigger laser from my own mouth.
Wow.
Also, votes for Exploding Vehicle Factory. Today is Explosion Day!