I realize I have no clue what is going on, and ask Twinbuilder for a TL;DR of what is going on. I then attempt to distract some Bosses by telling them that they have Bad Bosses (namely themselves), and thus should go on Strike and not attack until they get higher wages stats. If a Boss complains that it is NOT a Bad Boss like I claim it is, I back up my claim by changing reality so that it is a Bad Boss by nerfing its stats horribly.
I lazily pretend to attempt to kick IKEA in a certain area. Naturally it's blocked to all heck thorugh the Curse of Repetition (and his body armor including a built-in cup), but this was all part of the plan-My foot was laced in Nytroglycerin, causing a massive explosion that fails to do damage but knocks IKEA extremely far into the air. At this point, I stomp the ground, and a half-ton of massive guns jettison from out of the ground and open fire with the latest in anti-chrono technology. Everyone else present treats it as a firework display.
I ask Alpha really quickly an important question. "You, Bill Cipher left the battlefield because of a deal, right? Do you think making a deal with the memory might work...And if so, what would he even want? His eye isn't busted open..."
Roughly 95% of Minecraft players hate Villagers and would be very happy if they were removed. If you are one of the 5% who actually like villagers, copy this into your signature and hope it never happens. ~EnderDude124
I take out my beautiful flute and began to play another song, this time an instrumental(with one instrument). The sad music reverberates through the godmodder's mind, giving off vibes of hopelessness and despair...
The godmodder outside wonders why this beautiful and sad music is inside his head, but then he realizes(with a little help from me) that the song PERFECTLY CHARACTERIZES HIS LIFE! All the sadness and despair... moved by the beautiful music, the godmodder finds it hard to hold on to his sanity.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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I counter-manipulate Ikea's wooden staff, and make it strangle his head and gouge out his eyes! I then switch the ARMISTYX to FOLDING CHAIR SCYTHE MODE, and bat him into the distance with it! Then, I pull out the CHAIRSLAYER, and pump him with splinters while he flies. Hopefully. (Roll a D6.)
(1: I end up murdering an AG Entity.)
(2: I barely graze him.)
(3/4: I land moderate hits.)
(5: I fire a blast of Arc Lightning, hitting both Ikea and Bill!)
(6: I fire shell fragments instead of splinters for MASSIVE DAMAGE!)
In the next few turns I'll shoot a laser and finish this!
...but for now, I break a chair in front of IKEA, angering him in order to distract him from the others. He may be choking, but seeing something of his own being destroyed sets him into a major mental breakdown. But I ninja out of everything he uses against me!
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Roughly 95% of Minecraft players hate Villagers and would be very happy if they were removed. If you are one of the 5% who actually like villagers, copy this into your signature and hope it never happens. ~EnderDude124
I turn my sights towards King Ikea. I wave my hands, causing the cannon I pulled out to sink into the ground and disappear. Grinning maliciously, I pull out a large chainsaw with a rocket strapped to it. Hitting a big red "GO" button, the rocket activates, propelling the chainsaw towards King Ikea at high speed.
I cast my vote for Space Gyarados, Kirby, World Devastator, and the Exploding Vehicle Factory.
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I use a bucket of carrot juice and soak Ikea in it, and then wield the X-INFERNO and WIDOW'S INFERNO and light him ablaze! Somehow, carrot juice is very flammable!
I try to convince ascendent one eyed triangle with 452436367 tentacles and grandmothers that he should decrease the mind-scape stability to a point where the stability of the mind-scape is so much negative the entire multiverse becomes unstable by giving him a golden waffle made of evil apple./null(sorry to have quad posted)
I show King Ikea X a test. This triggers traumatic memories in his mind that puts him in complete shock, making him 100% unresponsive to everything. I proceed to fail him instantly and, as punishment, douse him in chlorine trifluoride laced with fluoroantimonic acid. Next, I originwand up a gun:
THE ROFLINGTON CS188
Type: Assault Rifle
A Roflington assault rifle infused with the powers of HOH SIS and the JOJ.
+15% Attack Power
+50% JOJ
-50% Damage from Being Accosted by HOH SIS
-100% A+ Rating with the BBB
Using this newly-created gun, I rain holy JOJ upon King Ikea X. The holy JOJ in question is the pure essence of JOJ that destroys King Ikea X, accosting him with Hercules Hooks, dumping concrete cylinders on him, taking dumps on his house and making sure he does not have an A+ rating with the BBB. The stacking up JOJ causes him to begin sinking into the ground, where I dump a stack of neutron-degenerate matter cylinders on his head.
I command Matchsticks to amass an army of himself with his ability to time travel through fire, and then light Ikea on fire.
I then take out 8 candles and a framed picture of Godmodder Soul, which I conveniently obtained back when he was doing that cool pose and Twin did a drawing of it. I then cross out the eyes and crop the picture so that it's only the bust, put it in a frame, set it down and light the 8 candles in a circle around the framed picture. I then get on my knees, and say the chant needed to summon Bill Cipher. "Triangulum, entangulum. Meteforis dominus ventium. Meteforis venetisarium!" Because it *totally* works summoning someone within someone's mind and this will in no way whatsoever backfire!
2,000 damage to King Ikea X!
After you say those words, you feel an intense pain in your chest and fall to the ground, clutching yourself in agony. You begin to shudder and everyone slowly backs away from you. Suddenly, you look up to the sky, your arms outstretched and your eyes glowing with a pale blue light. You begin to speak in reversed tongues.
Previously nonexistent wind begins to swirl around you, the cracked skies of Godmodder Soul's mindscape undergoing a scintillating change, flashing with many colors at once! Suddenly, a portion of the sky shatters open - in the shape of a triangle. A skyscape of accelerating stormclouds flashes through this opened chasm out of Godmodder Soul's mind, and down from the opening descends the form of a black triangle, one trailed by pulsating red and blue flames. Echoing laughter bounces across the fringes of the mindscape. A voice bounces across the entirety of your existence.
BILL CIPHER: 0H, 0PT1NG F0R A M0RE TRAD1T10NAL SUMM0N1NG R1TUAL, 1 SEE? HEY, 1 D0N'T M1ND! S0MET1MES THERE'S FUN T0 BE HAD 1N 0LD TH1NGS! L1KE WHERE 1 AM R1GHT N0W! W0W, 1S TH1S PLACE DECREP1T 0R WHAT? REM1NDS ME 0F THE T1ME 1 V1S1TED THAT TUT GUY'S T0MB! B0Y, H1S DEATH WAS A GREAT 0NE! 1 C0ULD TELL Y0U ALL AB0UT H0W 1 CAUSED 1T - BUT HEY, AN0THER T1ME, AN0THER T1ME.
The triangle rests at the top of the magneta pyramid, completing it in some metaphorical way. A yin-yang-esque eye forms on the triangle, followed by a yin-yang bowtie. A white top hat and a set of limbs sprouts from the triangle, which flashes to life amidst a brief spout of static, displaying the image of an orchid pyramid. There's no doubt about it. The real Bill Cipher has returned.
BILL CIPHER: S0, WH0'S TAKEN 0N THE TASK 0F CALL1NG ME HERE TH1S T1ME? 0H HEY, 1T'S SP1R0GRAPH! N1CE T0 MEET YA F0R THE F1RST T1ME 1N A BUS1NESS C0NTEXT. S0 WHAT CAN 1 D0 F0R Y0U? Y0U NEED A H1TMAN? A GARDENER? A LEADER 0F SLAVES? BECAUSE 1'M ALL 0F TH0SE TH1NGS! HEY, GARDEN1NG 1SN'T PRETTY BUT S0ME0NE'S G0TTA D0 1T! Y0U NEED T0 LET ALL TH0SE CADAVERS DEC0MP0SE 1NT0 NUTR1ENTS 1N PEACE, 1 TELL Y0U!
cc: We were done. I killed you (or rather, your warship after someone rudely stole my kill) and that was it. Chairs forever.
cc: And here you aa---blmgpmmjoenARDSGSHbmismd-///
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cc: ///--gmpim45mp--re. Taunting me. From beyond the grave.
cc: Even the name of your special attack taunts me.
cc: ...
...I pull out a small, reinforced glass jar. Inside is a wooden head; the remnants of Ikea, left in a jar to decay and rot of a couple dozen years. I then switch the ARMISTYX to WHIP SCYTHE MODE, and attach the jar to the whip. Without making a noise, I step up to Ikea, and begin swinging the ARMISTYX around. smashing the jar on Ikea.
Then, the skies darken as I use CHAIRSTORM LVL 1. But it's far stronger than a regular Chairstorm. And instead of a classic brown oak, chairs made of a thorny, pale wood descend upon Ikea. I smile as the chairs fall around me. Then, the spiked wood of the Chairstorm moves in a strange, tendril like formation towards Ikea. It surrounds him, creating a giant, spiked ball. I then stab the TWITCHY STAFF into the ball, and let the voices take it over.
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The ball flies around, slamming Ikea against every single last thorn inside the wooden sphere. The voices then randomly pick things to vote!
The attack, plus CHAIRSTORM and the Twitchy Staff, deals 22,000 damage to King Ikea X!
+1 Vote for Space Gyarados, the Exploding Vehicle Factory, Kirby, and the Nova Ball!
Biumbra ascends towards Bill Cipher, giving the dream demon a nightmarishly cheerful smile.
U2: Remember, you are merely a memory, a fragment of inzanity, licknightmarefuelBye!!
The shadow enderman then slashes Ikea across his wooden face using Eclipse's Edges, before descending into the grey door.
U2: Well, that nearly rhymed!!
Biumbra examines his surroundings
00C: Biumbra was originally meant for exploratory missions and sidequests, such as helping Team Excavate in Trial V, where I was going to summon him as an entity. Let him serve his purpose.
BILL CIPHER X: REMEMBER, Y0U ARE MERELY L1NES 0F TEXT, A FRAGMENT 0F REPL1CAT1V1TY, L1CKDREAMP0WDERBYE!!
6,000 damage to King Ikea X!
I'm giving Biumbra the perfect opportunity to serve his purpose with that door... But I don't really think you should be actively searching for sidequests on the very last part of the game.
You go through the grey door. When you pass through, you see that the door has closed behind you and is locked. The door then vanishes into smoke. You look ahead, and see that you're in a formless expanse filled with black. Wait, no. This isn't formless. It's just really really dark. After your eyes take time to adjust you see that you're in a room - a bedroom. And there's someone sleeping in the bed inside.
You can't distinguish any one feature of the room. You can concentrate on them just fine, but whenever you look away or think about something else, you lose all memory of what the thing you just looked at even was. The phenomenon is giving you a headache, so you decide to focus on the bed - the one thing you can make out successfully. If you had to guess, the being sleeping in the bed is the Godmodder. You can't really tell what he looks like either, however. What you can see is that the Godmodder is struggling against an unseen force and breathing heavily.
METEORS ON ALL SIDES, FLAMING GROUNDS, ORANGE SKIES
You wonder what could be causing the Godmodder this much trouble while asleep, and then you realize - he must be having a dream of sorts. Given the current circumstances, you can tell what type of dream - a nightmare.
A GIANT FOOT COMES DOWN, A GIANT RED RENOWNED, YET BOTH MAKE NOT A SOUND
You catch glimpses of dreamscapes and of visions that flash by quickly - a landscape trapped in armageddon, with the Godmodder running across it helplessly. The place he's running in looks eerily familiar.
A UNIVERSE AWAY, A LIMITLESS DISPLAY, A GOD IS HERE TO STAY
You focus on it more, and you realize where the Godmodder is with a satsifying yet silent "a-ha": he's in GodCraft. And judging by the scarlet sun, the flaming chunks of a celestial object raining down, tendrils of red scattering through the skies, and a giant figure walking across bedrock, you can tell when this nightmare takes place too - the Eclipse.
ANOTHER FOOT, FEET AWAY FROM YOU, YOU JUMP, YOU SCREAM, YOU CAN'T RUN, YOU CAN'T HIDE
You see that the Godmodder's breathing is getting more heavy, and he screams out to nothing and no one - "help" He's spasming now, and beads of sweat are traveling down his face. It's obvious that he's in great turmoil right now, yet there's nothing you can do. You feel like all you can do is sit back and watch.
WATCH AS A UNIVERSE IS DESTROYED, ALL YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS AND FEARS AND MEMORIES GONE, THE FOOT COMES DOWN AGAIN, CLOSER THIS TIME, CAN YOU RUN, CAN YOU HIDE, NOT THIS TIME
The Godmodder screams in agony, clutching his head.
THE FIRST AND LAST, GOLD AND BLUE, A ROBOT STANDING OVER YOU, YOU CANNOT SPEAK, YOU CANNOT BLINK, THROUGH BURNING MARK YOU CANNOT THINK, AS THIS ROBOT STANDS LIKE A TOWER, YOU CONTEMPLATE THIS FINAL HOUR, WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN, WHAT YOU HAD DONE, DID ANYONE HAVE ANY FUN, OF COURSE THEY DID, AND THEY HAD LOTS, THEY'RE TYING UP YOUR LIFE IN KNOTS, SO TAKE IT BACK, OR ARE YOU SCARED, YOU'RE HEARING THIS AND YOU'VE JUST STARED, THEY'RE HEARING THIS, WELL AREN'T THEY, THEY'RE SEEING THIS AS BRIGHT AS DAY, YOUR SHATTERED MIND AND BROKEN SOUL WON'T BENEFIT YOUR RUINED WHOLE, AND THERE IS INDEED A GAPING HOLE, IN YOUR VERY HEART, GODMODDER SOUL
Your vision permanently shifts to that of the Godmodder's dream. He is in intense pain, his limbs dangling helplessly at his sides, crushed by the giant figure's foot. A large hand comes down, blocking up the sun and picking him up, carrying him through the air, the wind whistling. And then the thing's hand is level with its heads, and you see what this being is - the Incarnate. A perfect copy of the Godmodder's likeness. A voice echoes through its speakers.
YOU'RE TERRIFIED AND THAT MEANS SOMETHING. CONFRONTED BY AN EXACT DUPLICATE OF YOURSELF, THE ONLY THING YOU THINK OF DOING IS RUNNING. THAT'S ALL YOU'VE EVER DONE, ISN'T IT. RUN AWAY FROM YOUR FEARS AND WORRIES, ALL THOSE WHO WRONGED YOU. YOU JUST CLIMBED UP TO THE TOP TO GET AWAY FROM THEM, TO ESTABLISH YOURSELF AS THE BEST. BUT SOON YOU'RE GOING TO REALIZE SOMETHING. WHEN YOU'VE CLIMBED UP TO THE TOP, THE ONLY WAY TO GO...
The Incarnate drops the Godmodder.
IS DOWN.
There's a sickening crack as the Godmodder lies in a heap on the ground, his heartbeat slowly fading. The spectral voice of the Incarnate cackles and issues some final words.
STOP RUNNING AND START FIGHTING. MAYBE IT WILL WORK. MAYBE IT WON'T. BUT IT ALL DEPENDS ON YOU.
The Godmodder wakes up in a cold sweat, his body having twisted itself to an approximation of the Godmodder's final resting place. His breathing slows and he reaches for something in his drawer, turning on a light. The Godmodder pulls out a pen and begins writing something down. You can hear him speak. "August 3rd, 2003... eleventh occurrence of the dream... same as previous dreams except this time the thing spoke... exact wording unclear... seemed to be telling me that I should act differently..." The Godmodder closes his book.
"But how?"
His bedroom door opens on its own. You walk through it and head back to the Pyramidion.
I point out to Ire that that kill was totally fair game.
I proceed to prove GLaDOS X is Illuminati:
GLaDOS X. OS X. Mac OS X. Macintosh. Apple. Steve Jobs. Grand Admiral Steve Joj. Grand Admiral Steve Joj is a character in the Great Final War. The Great Final War stars Microsoft Sam. Microsoft Sam owns a ROFLcopter. ROFLcopters are made of ASCII characters. ASCII stands for American Standard Code for Information Interchange. Information interchange. IPTC Information Interchange Model. IPTC stands for International Press Telecommunications Council. Telecommunications. Telecommunications rhymes with Food and Agriculture Organization of the United Nations. The Food and Agriculture Organization of the United Nations is abbreviated FAO. FAO also stands for Foreign Area Officer. A foreign area officer is part of the United States Armed Forces. Forces. Electromagnetism. Electricity. Electricity rhymes with coefficient of elasticity. Coefficient. Term. '3' is considered a term. What can be used as a d3? A cylinder. Cylinder. Barrels are sometimes cylindrical. Barrel. Barrel is an insult used by PewDiePie fans. Fan. Ceiling fan. Ceiling. Ceiling function. The ceiling function is opened with U+2308. 2308. 2 + 3 + 0 + 8 = 13. Thirteen. A baker's dozen. Baker. Baker rhymes with circuit breaker. Circuit. Electronics. Printer. Useless piece of crap. Useless piece of crap has 18 letters. 1 + 8 = 9. Nine. Nine is three times three. Three. The Eye of Providence has three sides. The Eye of Providence is also known as the all-seeing eye of God. God. Jesus. Jesas. Subpar Smush Broas Mishonh Forum God 2: The REEL Sekwel! LAUREN U R DUM. Trollfic. Troll. The trolls use the Daedric alphabet. The Daedric alphabet is a constructed script. Constructed script. The ConScript Unicode Registry. Registry. regedit.exe. .exe. Executable. Execute. Execute has 7 letters. 7. Seven. Seven rhymes with roflcopter heaven. Roflcopter Heaven doesn't exist. Exist. Existential crisis. Crisis. Crysis 3. Microsoft Sam likes to play Crysis 3 on OMGITSLIKEREALLIFEGRAPHICS mode with his amazing graphics card. OMGITSLIKEREALLIFEGRAPHICS. Random incoherent all caps. Caps. Small caps. Small caps has 9 letters. 9. The animated movie 9 was released in 2009. 2 + 0 + 0 + 9 = 11. 11 is a repdigit. 3333333 is also a repdigit. 3333333 is 3 seven times. Three seven times interpreted in RPN is 21. Twenty-one. 2 + 1 = 3. Three. What has three digits? The number 413. 413. Homestuck. Andrew Hussie. Andrew Hussie has 12 letters. 1 - 2 is negative one. Negative. Minus. Negative has 8 letters. Minus has five. 8 - 'five' gives you an error. Error. -ERROR. "-ERROR" has 6 characters. Six. Six. Six. 666. The Number of the Beast. Satan. Satin. Satin rhymes with Basic Latin. Basic Latin is the first Unicode block. Block. Minecraft. SkyDoesMinecraft. SkyDoesMinecraft hates squids. Squid rhymes with reference grid. Grid. Grid has 4 letters. 3 + 1 = 4. The Illuminati triangle has 3 sides and 1 eye. GLaDOS X is Illuminati confirmed.
I load this into the Loominarty 420 and fire on GLaDOS X.
Grandmatriarch army, Exploding vehicle factory, kirby and worker bots.
Being that I am very tired right now due to this post being bronchitis-induced sleep deprivation, I just have Eric uses a level 10 battle technique on something and boost the maelstrom.
+1 Vote for Grandmatriarch Army, Exploding Vehicle Factory, Kirby, and the Worker Bot!
Unforunately you need to be specific with your Battle Techniques, so just +1 Maelstrom power!
I vote for the Nova Ball on top of its massive damage, and I can volunteer to take any recoil that happens to occur. I should know about its inner workings...
I use one of my Molotovs to toss at King Ikea X, due to his wooden nature, he should be weak to it. I also proceed to my trusted tomahawk and toss it at him before picking it up and hacking at him with it.
+1 Vote for the Nova Ball!
Does everyone miss the part where King Ikea has metal armor despite being made of wood? 3,000 damage!
Nope, that's no good, the maelstrom's about to run out and it's barely dealing enough damage to make a difference.
He closes his eyes...
*massive burst of psychic power that extends the maelstrom duration*
Eric puts a bit too much stress on his own mental faculties and suddenly disappears.
(Basically, I just killed myself to make the maelstrom last long enough to actually deal decent damage. If necessary, this will be an extended period of not being able to respawn, but ideally I can make my respawn post next round, and the maelstrom will last a few more rounds)
Man, that is horrible writing. 3 hours of sleep is not good for one's creative process.
You kill yourself! You will not be able to respawn until two turns from now! +2 Maelstrom duration!
You wave your hand to the skies and watch as an absolutely massive device comes out, a circle with interlocking rings of alien machinery! Strapped to it appears to be a flaming being spouting out malicious binary... You realize that this must be the Aurum Core, the source of the alien technologies of the Aurum! The Aurum Core fires massive beams of energy at Ghost of GLaDOS X, surrounding Her and dealing 15,000 damage!
I take out the Amethyst Spike and use it on the Cairo Overcoat. I then Turn the mindscapes ground below king IKEA's feet into collision-less, purple wireframe, causing king IKEA to clip through it and fall into the void below.
I Vote for Space Gyrados.
Lord English redirects your attack! The Amethyst Spike kills TT2000 and summons Elite Endermen! King Ikea X recovers, but takes 5,000 damage!
I signal that Space Gyarados and Kirby are my preferences for our group summons.
I then call up three pieces of the material I use as the basis of my sorcery, something vaguely resembling clay, taking on different properties based on the shape given.
I add the first piece the maelstrom. I keep the other two pieces on hand, since I have very special shapes in mind for them.
My ears perk up at the Arrival Forces' arrival ... Sorry, that wasn't intended. Still, I can't stop myself, something feels off...
I blink back into existence in Minecraft, dodging a blast of incoherent ranting from Godmodder Soul (literally- he compressed some of his ranting into a ball and tried to hit Project Binary with it) and an attack from Project Binary before activating Cipher's Call and getting back into the mindscape.
Whoo. Resurrective immortality may be cool, but dying hurts like a gorilla.
People, we can vote for THREE Entities from the entity pool! With that said, I pick Kirby, the Exploding Vehicle Factory, and the World Devastator, and choose the Space Gyarados as our boss.
I pull out a massive container of napalm and generate a massive cannon from the Mindscape, courtesy of the Binary Rifle and it's weird properties. The Napalm is laced with Nytroglycerin and Kitten Poop, for as we all know, Kitten Poop is one of the most destructive forces in nature. The same goes with Robot Food, but Kitten Poop seems more humiliating. In any case, I shove the Napalm with Nytroglycerin and Kitten Poop into the Cannon and fire it...But rather than setting it off, the cannon's firing caused it to form into a specific shape. That of a door. First, it opens, unleashing a single Kitten, which lands right next to the Cairo Overcoat (IKEA X if that's gone), and proceeds to rip it(/him) to shreds within seconds with the unlimited power of Kitten Poop. Then, the Kitten explodes in a violent burst of Kitten Poop, and the door falls onto the Cairo Overcoat(/IKEA X) with the force of ten-thousand Brangiovoks. What's a Brangiovok, you ask? Why, it's the force of twelve rhinos falling from the sky for sixty-six seconds, then impacting non-reinforced glass. In any case, at this point, I channel the Door Energies from this Door until it is nothing more than a pile of Napalm laced with Nytroglycerin and Kitten poop, and channel it into my special attack.
"HADOORKNOBKEN!!!"
And with that shout, I fire the Hadoorknobken right into the pile of Napalm, causing the Hadoorknobken to absorb it before impacting the Cairo Overcoat(/IKEA X), exploding with unprecedented force.
+1 Vote for Kirby, the Exploding Vehicle Factory, the World Devastator, and the Space Gyarados!
I vote for the Space Gyarados, the Exploding Vehicle Factory, the Nova Ball, and Kirby.
Following this, I use Luminescence Lv. 10, spreading the healing around the damaged players.
I then summon my personal Full Thaumic Launcher and get myself into the Pilot's Vat. I expand the 'socketing' mechanic, adding a few more, and then jam a Staff of Earth (Terraria), a Crystal Mover, and a railgun into the sockets. I channel the combined powers of the three activated power-copying sockets, a massive boulder appearing in the air and then rocketing at ludicrous speed into the Cairo Overcoat, or King Ikea X if the Overcoat has been torn to shreds. I swap the Staff of Earth out for a Rod of the Depths and the railgun out for a shotgun, and conjure a massive amount of cobblestone blocks, firing the blocks at my previous target like a massive shotgun with ammo that further fragments on hitting. I then break the rest of the collection apart into the blocks' component stones and fire off a burst of shrapnel at the same enemy, using up the rest of the summoned cobblestone.
+1 Vote for the Space Gyarados, the Exploding Vehicle Factory, the Nova Ball, and Kirby!
I summon the current Boss's Boss so that the current Boss has to engage in a Boss Fight despite being a Boss himself. The current Boss's Boss puts up a Nintendo Hard attack pattern, killing the current Boss and replacing him. However, the new Boss is badly damaged in the encounter, and coincidentally ends up taking damage equal to the current boss's damage plus about 10000 or so extra damage. Oh, I also forgot to mention that the new Boss has exactly the same abilities as the old Boss, because I had no clue what the Boss's Boss would look like and just summoned a clone of the Boss and made it attack the old Boss. This attack deals more damage the less sense it makes (if no one can figure out what is going on, the Bosses both end up killing each other somehow, and the game crashes because it has no clue what to do if both a Boss and the Boss fighting the Boss die at the same time).
Umbra drenches the Cairo overcoat in ink using Ink Timore. He then uses the wands to inscribe the word "Shavıng Cream" onto the ink, before litting it on fore using Dreams of Cruelty. The resulting explosion somehow further empowers the Maelstrom.
I blast the W-MECH with The Metalram, healing it.
00C: What is my text color in the Echeladder?
Critted 10,500 damage to the Cairo Overcoat! +1 Maelstrom power!
I begin molding each lump of ether into identical swords, one is diamond with gold inlay, the other is obsidian with redstone inlay. Both glow ominously. But they're not ready yet...
I shake my head.
[MZ]: No, you're not the one.
[MZ]: And even if who you were based on were, you're not the real one.
I toss the next player a large, star-shaped sugar crystal, giving their attack a bit more power.
I finish shaping the swords, assuming a somewhat awkward ready stance. Two-handed swords aren't meant to be dual wielded, after all.
[MZ]: Are you ready?
[MZ]: Double Saber Include!
The diamond sword releases a stream of golden light, channeled by it's minecraftian gold inlay, while the obsidian sword's redstone circuits release a line of shadowy prana that follows a parallel path.
The beams of light and darkness intersect and merge as they streak towards Lord English X's Cairo Overcoat, or, should he be defeated, King IKEA X becomes the recipient of said magical laser.
Why target IKEA after English? Because I some unresolved problems with my world's furniture designs.
Lord English X redirects your attack! 8,000 damage to Split!
I pull out Deus Ex Machina, deciding to test its transforming properties in earnest. First, I reshape it into a gun, the Judgement-orb sealing itself into the back of the barrel and providing power as I fire a beam of concentrated light at King Ikea X. I shift it into several modes, from a sniper rifle to an assault rifle to a shotgun, every last beam of light that strikes Ikea X releasing both a burst of heat and a momentary blast of law, specifically the law that Ikea X should not exist. The law weakens him, letting the light and heat damage him more easily.
Next, I reshape the gun into a sword, with the Judgement-orb serving as a replacement for the customary handgrip decoration. This one deserves more of a regular enhancement, and so I set a law that the sword will cut through anything. I test the blade's new impossible sharpness on Ikea X, and it works perfectly, every strike cleaving through him like I was cutting through air.
Finally, I transform the sword back into a cane and settle for summoning a Judgement or two and accelerating them into Ikea X, burning him with the heat of a small star.
I try to make the above user look ridiculously awesome and make the eating of a sandwich the most epic and incredible event by putting fireworks everywhere and making 10000 people film RatcheT2497 and also putting an appropriate epic sandwich eating time music the epicness irradiate intensively of light and I make the maelstorm reform around the awesome sandwich eater for making this moment legendary then the power of magic instant do something crazy
Then I keep putting emphasis on the perfection of eating a sandwich until something happens.
+1 Maelstrom power!
The sandwich becomes so perfect that it can't exist on our mortal plane and ascends into the ether!
I warp behind Lord English, swinging the White Dwarf in staff mode to smash his false leg out from under him, then switch to machine-gun as he falls over and open up into his head.
I don't actually know if the White Dwarf still exists, suffice it to say I summoned it from Hammerspace regardless.
I pull out the Fenestrated Blade and channel a portal to the Godmodder's Mindscape. The other end of the portal is manipulated carefully to intersect the original...The fractal sword suddenly slams into IKEA X.
I aid Modpack in stabbing Lord English X with Caledfwlch in case he didn't manage. Hopefully this will at least scare him out of targets if he honestly hasn't gone yet. If he HAS gone, I stab IKEA in the face with the blade instead, and then use its powers to acccelerate time around the wound, causing a whole host of medical problems for him that translate to damage.
I set IKEA on fire. The fire spreads to his oak staff. I quickly dump rocket fuel on it fueling the fire and burning IKEA further. Finally I dump a cube of frozen gasoline on him which explodes.
I realize I have no clue what is going on, and ask Twinbuilder for a TL;DR of what is going on. I then attempt to distract some Bosses by telling them that they have Bad Bosses (namely themselves), and thus should go on Strike and not attack until they get higher wages stats. If a Boss complains that it is NOT a Bad Boss like I claim it is, I back up my claim by changing reality so that it is a Bad Boss by nerfing its stats horribly.
After you destroyed Project Binary's missile incarnation on the Moon back in Universe B (Earth), some of Project Binary's power escaped the missile and retreated to GodCraft along with the Employer and Binary Prime. Godmodder Soul took everyone and all their ships to GodCraft so he could fight the Binaries and all of us at the same time. Everyone realized that Godmodder Soul's mind was his most vulnerable component and entered his mind, where you are now.
They saw Alpha chained to the top of a pyramid in the Godmodder's mind, and Alpha told everyone that he would fight Godmodder Soul if they released him from his prison - a task that could only be done by defeating six bosses in a boss rush. I hope that clears everything up.
Everyone else stops the attack! The bosses could easily raise their stats so they don't become Bad Bosses, and you wouldn't want that to happen, would you?
I lazily pretend to attempt to kick IKEA in a certain area. Naturally it's blocked to all heck thorugh the Curse of Repetition (and his body armor including a built-in cup), but this was all part of the plan-My foot was laced in Nytroglycerin, causing a massive explosion that fails to do damage but knocks IKEA extremely far into the air. At this point, I stomp the ground, and a half-ton of massive guns jettison from out of the ground and open fire with the latest in anti-chrono technology. Everyone else present treats it as a firework display.
I ask Alpha really quickly an important question. "You, Bill Cipher left the battlefield because of a deal, right? Do you think making a deal with the memory might work...And if so, what would he even want? His eye isn't busted open..."
7,000 damage to King Ikea X!
ALPHA: Yes, Bill left because of the deal you made with him. Making a deal with this memory could work in theory, but I wouldn't even bother. Thanks to that guy over there, now you've got the real deal.
I take out my beautiful flute and began to play another song, this time an instrumental(with one instrument). The sad music reverberates through the godmodder's mind, giving off vibes of hopelessness and despair...
The godmodder outside wonders why this beautiful and sad music is inside his head, but then he realizes(with a little help from me) that the song PERFECTLY CHARACTERIZES HIS LIFE! All the sadness and despair... moved by the beautiful music, the godmodder finds it hard to hold on to his sanity.
I counter-manipulate Ikea's wooden staff, and make it strangle his head and gouge out his eyes! I then switch the ARMISTYX to FOLDING CHAIR SCYTHE MODE, and bat him into the distance with it! Then, I pull out the CHAIRSLAYER, and pump him with splinters while he flies. Hopefully. (Roll a D6.)
(1: I end up murdering an AG Entity.)
(2: I barely graze him.)
(3/4: I land moderate hits.)
(5: I fire a blast of Arc Lightning, hitting both Ikea and Bill!)
(6: I fire shell fragments instead of splinters for MASSIVE DAMAGE!)
In the next few turns I'll shoot a laser and finish this!
...but for now, I break a chair in front of IKEA, angering him in order to distract him from the others. He may be choking, but seeing something of his own being destroyed sets him into a major mental breakdown. But I ninja out of everything he uses against me!
King Ikea X is a table! Chairs are his sworn enemy! He gives you a thumbs up!
I turn my sights towards King Ikea. I wave my hands, causing the cannon I pulled out to sink into the ground and disappear. Grinning maliciously, I pull out a large chainsaw with a rocket strapped to it. Hitting a big red "GO" button, the rocket activates, propelling the chainsaw towards King Ikea at high speed.
I cast my vote for Space Gyarados, Kirby, World Devastator, and the Exploding Vehicle Factory.
6,500 damage to King Ikea X!
+1 Vote for Space Gyarados, Kirby, World Devastator, and the Exploding Vehicle Factory!
I use a bucket of carrot juice and soak Ikea in it, and then wield the X-INFERNO and WIDOW'S INFERNO and light him ablaze! Somehow, carrot juice is very flammable!
I try to convince ascendent one eyed triangle with 452436367 tentacles and grandmothers that he should decrease the mind-scape stability to a point where the stability of the mind-scape is so much negative the entire multiverse becomes unstable by giving him a golden waffle made of evil apple.
Lord English X messes with several attacks in the past by using an invisible force!
The Maelstrom deals 27,000 damage to the Cairo Overcoat, Ghost of GLaDOS X, and King Ikea X!
The Space Gyarados rises up from the Boss Pool, summoning itself to help you! Three new bosses appear in the Boss Pool... Kirby, the Worker Bot, and the Exploding Vehicle Factory rise up from the Entity Pool, summoning themselves to help you! The Entity Pool disappears... It will return next turn.
The Elite Endermen deal 8,000 damage to the Cairo Overcoat! Split and I both lower our glasses, crackling spirals of red and green energy streaming from them! We gaze at Lord English X in unison, beams of energy firing from our eyes! They spin around each other in the form of a helix - the symbol of life. Isn't that the ankh? ...In Egypt. Are we in Egypt? Well we're on top of a pyramid. Maybe the Godmodder thinks he's in Egypt right now for all we know. Uh. Good point, I guess? Anyway, anyway. The twin beams of light coil around each other so intensely that nothing can break them or stop them, and so we fire them directly at the Cairo Overcoat, disintegrating it! Lord English X fades away...
One of the chains restraining Alpha breaks! There are four left...
Kirby X copies the ability of King Ikea X, becoming Wood Kirby! He grows a tree and chops it down, dealing 6,000 damage to Ghost of GLaDOS X! Worker Bot X causes my attack next turn to crit! Exploding Vehicle Factory X chucks a Lamborghini at King Ikea X, dealing 7,000 damage! Matchsticks deals 11,000 damage to King Ikea X! The Zombie Pigmen deal 6,000 damage to Ghost of GLaDOS X!
The SJ-Mech X deals 6,000 damage to Ghost of GLaDOS X and King Ikea X! The W-Mech X fires a Potion of Poison at King Ikea X, Poisoning him! Space Gyarados X deals 10,000 damage to Ghost of GLaDOS X and causes the attacks of Split and the SJ-Mech X to minicrit next turn, its red scales glowing!
Ghost of GLaDOS X deals 10,000 damage to the SJ-Mech and the Space Gyarados, Contaminating both! King Ikea X swings his Oak Flail down on the Pyramidion, causing jagged spikes of wood to come out of its crystalline surface and - agh! - restrain Split and I... We both take 20,000 damage... Gah, that felt like the life was being sucked right out of me... The Oak Staff changes into a Shield that can block random attacks! Ascendant Bill Cipher X cackles and stares down his "copy."
BILL X: HEY THERE, ME! H0W'S 1T G01NG?
BILL: 0H Y0U KN0W, PRETTY G00D. M0STLY 1'VE JUST WATCHED S0ME K1DS WALK AR0UND 0N S0ME PLANETS. Y0U?
BILL X: 1'M ST1LL REEL1NG 0VER F1NALLY GETT1NG MY EYES1GHT BACK! 1T'S REALLY GREAT THAT TH0SE DESCENDANTS PULLED THR0UGH F0R B0TH 0F US, EH?
BILL: THAT HAPPENED M0NTHS AG0! WHAT ARE Y0U, 0NLY ABLE T0 REMEMBER THE TH1NGS THAT R1CH1E R1CH REMEMBERS Y0U REMEMBER1NG?
BILL X: HUH. 1 GUESS THAT'S A WAY 0F PUTT1NG 1T! 1 NEVER REALLY *TH0UGHT* 0F 1T THAT WAY!
BILL: HAHAHAHA! Y0U DESERVE T0 HAVE A TH0USAND 0N10NS PEEL D1RECTLY 1N FR0NT 0F Y0U F0R THAT J0KE!
BILL X: ...
BILL: JUST K1DD1NG?
BILL X: HA! G00D 0NE!
This is stupid.
Ascendant Bill Cipher X blinks his eye once and deals 30,000 damage to Split! Split teleports away, and when he comes back he's wearing memorabilia from the 2000 Olympic Games in Athens! Why. Bill X then deals 20 damage to generic, Cobalt, Amperz4nd, jondanger23, and 5l1n65h07! The latter two are killed, and Amperz4nd's Runic Shielding breaks!
Bill Cipher twirls his cane and sits back on nothingness, watching... and waiting.
One final memory teleports in from the sky, heralded by a flash of red light. Doc Scratch X is here! It looks like Doc Scratch X lacks the insane HP abundant in his earlier form, but he still has defenses of his own... He boasts a pretty large HP bar, and to even be able to damage him at all, you're going to have to fully drop Godmodder Soul's Mindscape Stability! You may want to deal with him when you're done with the Arrival X... When the Stability hits 0%, even I don't know what will happen...
Doc Scratch X can switch between two forms: Supercharged and Psi-Godmodder. When he's Supercharged, he's linked to the Green Sun, and relies on cueball-based weaponry and matter manipulation to attack. When he's the Psi-Godmodder, he's linked to the Red Sun, and can use his assorted Artifacts and time manipulation to attack. Keep in mind these Artifacts are only facsimiles, however! You can tell which form Doc Scratch X is in by the color of his name.
Supercharged Doc Scratch X can teleport players and entities into copies of previous areas in the game, where they are subject to attacks related to that area! Psi-Scratch X can channel the respective power of one of the Ancestral Artifacts each turn, unleashing a superpowered attack based off of the element!
The fight on GodCraft continues, but Project Binary begins to speak in earnest.
PROJECT BINARY: Y0U AND 1 ARE B0TH BE1NG DR1VEN BY THE C0NFL1CT AS WE SPEAK. S0 ARE B1NARY PR1ME AND THE EMPL0YER 0VER THERE, AND S0 ARE ALL 0F Y0UR MEM0R1ES, AND THE VERY BE1NGS THEY REPRESENT.
PROJECT BINARY: THE C0NFL1CT HAS GU1DED TH1S WAR FR0M THE VERY BEG1NN1NG, T0 THE SAME EXTENT AS THE NARRAT1VE.
PROJECT BINARY: 0R, PERHAPS, T0 A GREATER EXTENT. AFTER ALL, TH1S WAR WAS CREATED BY C0NFL1CT - Y0U DEC1DED Y0U NEEDED T0 SPREAD RAGE AND FEAR BY CREAT1NG A GL0R1F1ED PR1S0N, AND THAT LEFT THE NARRAT1VE T0 CLEAN EVERYTH1NG UP.
PROJECT BINARY: THAT ALS0 LEFT Y0U T0 F1GHT BACK AGA1NST THE NARRAT1VE AND W1N. Y0U D1DN'T, AT LEAST N0T 0N M0ST LEVELS. BUT THEN AGA1N WE W0N, ALBE1T 0NLY 0N M0ST LEVELS AS WELL.
PROJECT BINARY: REGARDLESS, THE C0NFL1CT HAS BEEN D1RECT1NG Y0U. WH1LE THE NARRAT1VE 1S 1NFLUENCED, THE C0NFL1CT 1NFLUENCES.
PROJECT BINARY: (THE C0NFL1CT 1S 1NFLUENCED V1A TECHN1CAL1TY 0N 0CCASS10N, BUT THAT 1S 1RRELEVANT.)
PROJECT BINARY: YES, THE C0NFL1CT 1NFLUENCES. ALTH0UGH F0R THE M0ST PART, 1T D0ES S0 1ND1RECTLY, W1TH0UT LETT1NG 1TS PAWNS AND P1ECES BE AWARE 0F 1TS PRESENCE.
PROJECT BINARY: TH0SE THAT ARE, SUCH AS THE 0THER TW0 SERPENTS BES1DES ME (AND 0NLY RECENTLY, ME AND Y0U) ARE SPEC1AL CASES 1NDEED.
PROJECT BINARY: W1TH TH1S 1N M1ND, Y0U HAVE BEEN 1NFLUENCED BY THE C0NFL1CT THR0UGH TH1S WH0LE WAR W1TH0UT EVEN KN0W1NG 1T. AND THR0UGH TH1S WAR, Y0U HAVE BEEN 1NFLUENCED BY 1T THE M0ST.
PROJECT BINARY: DESP1TE Y0UR GREAT P0WER LEVELS AND P0WERS, Y0U S0MEH0W LACK THE CAPAB1L1T1ES T0 C0NT1NUE THE C0NFL1CT'S PATH. TH1S WAS N0T TRUE UNT1L RECENTLY. 1 UNDERSTAND THAT Y0UR ASCENS10N T0 0MEGA+ WAS FLAWLESS, YET Y0UR M1SF0RTUNE 0N THE BATTLEF1ELD 0NLY BEGAN A WAR AG0 - WHEN THE NARRAT1VE BEGAN T0 1NTERVENE.
PROJECT BINARY: 0R PERHAPS THE C0NFL1CT HAS MARKED Y0U L0NG AG0, YEARS PR10R, UNKN0WN T0 Y0U BACK THEN AND REMA1N1NG AS SUCH UNT1L FA1RLY RECENTLY.
PROJECT BINARY: PUTT1NG TH1S TANGENT AS1DE, Y0U ARE 0NLY 0NE 0F THE C0NFL1CT'S PAWNS.
PROJECT BINARY: EVERY V1LLA1N0US CHARACTER 1N TH1S WAR, N0 MATTER H0W B1G 0R SMALL, HAS BEEN GU1DED BY THE C0NFL1CT, C0NT1NU1NG 1TS PRESENCE.
PROJECT BINARY: Y0UR 0WN M1N10NS AND ENT1T1ES HAVE BEEN GU1DED BY TH1S F0RCE, YET S0ME ARE T0 AN ADM1TTEDLY NEGL1G1BLE DEGREE.
PROJECT BINARY: EVEN THE BE1NGS THAT HAUNT Y0UR M1ND AS WE SPEAK HAVE BEEN 1NFLUENCED BY THE C0NFL1CT, C0NT1NU1NG 1TS REACH JUST L1KE Y0U.
GODMODDER SOUL: ...Say that last part again.
PROJECT BINARY: RETR1EV1NG AUD10 F1LE. [EVEN THE BE1NGS THAT HAUNT Y0UR M1ND AS WE SPEAK HAVE BEEN 1NFLUENCED BY THE C0NFL1CT, C0NT1NU1NG 1TS REACH JUST L1KE Y0U.] C0RRECT?
GODMODDER SOUL: So what you're saying here is...
GODMODDER SOUL: What you're trying to tell me is...
GODMODDER SOUL: The thing that you're explicating currently is...
GODMODDER SOUL: Lo que estás diciendo es...
PROJECT BINARY: SP1T 1T 0UT. 1 D1D N0T 1MPART TRANSCENDENTAL KN0WLEDGE 0NT0 Y0U S0 Y0U C0ULD B1L1NGUALLY BABBLE T0 ME.
GODMODDER SOUL: What you're saying is that everyone who's overshadowed me has been guided by this - thing.
PROJECT BINARY: C0RRECT.
GODMODDER SOUL: And they're continuing the Conflict's reach by overshadowing me?
PROJECT BINARY: WA1T, WH-
GODMODDER SOUL: SO I'M RIGHT IN THINKING THIS THEN! AHA! I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT!
GODMODDER SOUL: THE CONFLICT IS AGAINST ME, ISN'T IT?? IT'S GUIDING ALL THESE PEOPLE SO THAT THEY CAN TOP ME, SO THAT THEY CAN OVERSHADOW ME!
GODMODDER SOUL: WHAT IF... Oh man my mind's gonna be blown haha this finally makes so much sense
GODMODDER SOUL: WHAT IF THE CONFLICT IS TRYING TO OVERSHADOW ME TOO???
PROJECT BINARY: THAT'S... THAT 1S R1D1CUL0US, [SUBJECT DESIGNATE NOT FOUND]. THE C0NFL1CT-
GODMODDER SOUL: HAHAHANOPE I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOU
PROJECT BINARY: L1STEN T0 ME! 1 BEL1EVE THAT THE C0NFL1CT W0ULD N0T SEEK T0 0VERSHAD0W Y0U! 1 BEL1EVE 1T W0ULD 1NFLUENCE F0R THE PURP0SE 0F HAV1NG Y0U GR0W AS A V1LLA1N!
PROJECT BINARY: MAYBE Y0U'VE REACHED THE T0P 0F THE LADDER, BUT THERE'S ST1LL W0RK T0 BE D0NE W1TH REGARDS T0 WHAT Y0U CAN D0 W1TH Y0UR P0WER, Y0UR PERS0NAL1TY, AND M0RE!
PROJECT BINARY: D0N'T Y0U REMEMBER? WHEN Y0U'VE CL1MBED UP T0 THE T0P, THE 0NLY WAY T0 G0 1S...
GODMODDER SOUL: N-never mind... Anyway, I guess we should go back to... what was it. Fighting? Yeah, that.
PROJECT BINARY: HMM. PECUL1AR. 1 JUST REC1EVED A V1RUS N0T1F1CAT10N. WHAT C0ULD HAVE CAUSED 1T...? B1NARY PR1ME, EMPL0YER. KEEP H0LD1NG AGA1NST THE G0DM0DDER. 1 MUST EXAM1NE TH1S FURTHER.
Project Binary turns to look at the now-malignant section of his code. He traces it to a directory that contains a complicated file full of constantly shifting lines of code. Project Binary recognizes what file this belongs to at once - it's a section of the Godmodder's code. The one that he had extracted from the Godmodder all the way back in Act 3, nearly a year ago. The one he had used to engineer a gateway to Universe C in the first place.
Now it is changing, shifting, full of errors and inconsistencies. Project Binary had noticed trace signals of errors ever since he had appeared on GodCraft, presumably as a result of Godmodder Soul's ascension. But now the file had mutated into full-blown malignancy. Residing in only a miniscule portion of his unfathomably large being, Project Binary left the file alone and returned to the fight. But he wondered.
What could he do with such power?
The Itinerary:
> All: Defeat the X Bosses and free Alpha from his prison!
> All: Fully lower Godmodder Soul's Mindscape Stability!
THE TRIALS:
I. FINAL WAVE .I
II. DEMONHEAD .II
III. INFESTATION .III
IV. ASCENT .IV
V. EXODUS .V
VI. ECLIPSE .VI
==> VII. CHECKMATE .VII <==
The Pyramidion:
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 5/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%. pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.DEAD. (For one turn.)
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 28/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 28/25. Has Super Armor. TT2000: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 1/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 0%.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Talist: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 0%.
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TSFHISEPIC: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
mythicZoologist: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
sigmatw: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
jondanger23: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
Dakras: [AG] HP: 17/25. Has Super Armor.
Bomber57: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
RatcheT2497: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
SuperSaiyanRock: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
ProofofconcepT: [PG] HP: 20/20.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 20/20.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 25/25.
K4yne: [N] HP: 22/25.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 25/25.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 28/25. Has Super Armor. Shielded.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
Maelstrom: III Deals damage to all enemies at the end of every turn. The more power people give it, the more powerful its attacks will be. Power: 27.
BOSS POOL: Horseless Headless Horsemann. (Can summon Voodoo-Cursed BLU mercenaries to attack and aid.) 0 Votes. TwinBuilder's Computer. (Can edit the game for massive damage, but only once.) 0 Votes. Strongmann Machine. (Can use its spectral hammer for heavy damage and potential stuns.) 0 Votes.
Ascendant Bill Cipher: [???] HP: ???
Elite Endermen: [N] Leave in five turns.
Split: [N] HP: 129,500/250,000. Next attack will minicrit. Weapon Mode: Perfect Split. Seeing Red: I
Wood Kirby X: [AG] Gains the powers of enemies and allies. Can manipulate wood. Leaves in one turn.
Worker Bot X: [AG] Crits an allied entity's attack. Leaves in one turn.
Exploding Vehicle Factory X: [AG] Throws exploding vehicles at enemies. Leaves in one turn.
Matchsticks: [AG] Leaves in three turns.
Zombie Pigmen: [AG] Leave in two turns.
Build: [AG] HP: 132,500/200,000.
SJ-Mech X: [AG] HP: 35,000/80,000. Next attack will minicrit. Can attack twice, once with its S-Form and once with its SP-Form. Contamination: III
W-Mech X: [AG] HP: 43,000/60,000. Can create a random potion every turn that can help allies or hurt enemies.
Space Gyarados: [AG] HP: 86,000/100,000. Can minicrit the attacks of allied entities. Contamination: III
Ghost of GLaDOS X: [PG] HP: 381,000/500,000. Her neurotoxin can Contaminate opponents. Curiosity: II Anger: II Morality: II Intelligence: II
King Ikea X: [PG] HP: 483,250/700,000. Summons Tabletopian Ships each turn. Can manipulate an Oak Staff offensively and defensively. Current State: Shield. Guarding Ascendant Bill Cipher X. Poisoned: II Chairs and Anarchy: III
Ascendant Bill Cipher X: [PG] HP: 300,000/300,000. Omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent. Can change Mindscape Stability at will. Can scramble and interact with any X entity. Guarded by King Ikea X. Formality: III Illuminate: III Metastasis: III
Doc Scratch X: [PG] HP: 1,000,000/1,000,000. Current Artifact: Gunpowder. Invulnerable unless Mindscape Stability is dropped to 0%.
Alpha: [GM] HP: 125/125. Chains: (x4.) Restraining Alpha. When all of them are gone, the Shatter will begin.
Curses of Anti-Entities, Anti-Charging, and Anti-Alchemies are in effect. If you die, you need to post saying you respawn.
Layer Eight:
Godmodder Soul: [GM?] HP: . Mindscape Stability: 70%. Fighting Project Binary, the Employer, and Binary Prime.
I stare at the real Bill with an intensity normally reserved for predatory animals. It seems his presence gives me the same off feeling as his fake counterpart, if not worse. He's not the one I'm looking for though.
He's not the one who appeared during the final cycle. He is still a threat though, one worth keeping an eye on.
I can't keep my eyes on him however, because I've redirected my glare towards Tempo.
[MZ]: Another high-class monster?
[MZ]: Were the ones we already had here not enough for you?
...And then Doc Scratch's memory counterpart arrives, causing a simalar reaction to the two Bills. My ear begins twitching from this highly uncomfortable sensation of dealing with all this resonance. I didn't even get to enjoy Lord English being gone.
[MZ]: You're not the one either.
I decide to channel my annoyance into my attack as I flash-step to land directly on top of King Ikea X and shape another weapon from ether, in this case, a massive sword made of sharp-edged fire. I bring it down with the intent of slash-burning my way through to the other side.
I also make a series of tail gestures indicating my opinions on how we should use the boss pool, specifically indicating TwinBuilder's Computer.
I summon 100 bad dogs on top of King IKEA X. Because of bad training, they think the best way to behave is to sit on top of tables, spray them, bite at them, poop on them, and generally wreck the table. They will even fight each other for the privelage of getting to wreck the table, with the losers spraying the legs instead of the top of the table. Because King IKEA X is just a table, it cannot do anything to stop the defacing, and if it does stop the defacing I play up the cute factor on the puppies to cause an angry mob to arrive and throw King IKEA X into one of the following (in order, based on what is available): The Void, Lava, A chasm filled with Creepers, A very hard rock that splits the table in half, A cage.
I reach over to the Elemental Plane of Time with the Fenestrated Blade, and slice IKEA X with it. Any time gadgetry he has suffers a critical failure as bits and pieces of it appear everywhere across the plane. Including inside IKEA X. I then channel a burst of temporal energies into the Maelstrom, extending it...
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[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I realize I have no clue what is going on, and ask Twinbuilder for a TL;DR of what is going on. I then attempt to distract some Bosses by telling them that they have Bad Bosses (namely themselves), and thus should go on Strike and not attack until they get higher
wagesstats. If a Boss complains that it is NOT a Bad Boss like I claim it is, I back up my claim by changing reality so that it is a Bad Boss by nerfing its stats horribly.Act 3!
Sixth Degree Ubercharge: 6/9
I lazily pretend to attempt to kick IKEA in a certain area. Naturally it's blocked to all heck thorugh the Curse of Repetition (and his body armor including a built-in cup), but this was all part of the plan-My foot was laced in Nytroglycerin, causing a massive explosion that fails to do damage but knocks IKEA extremely far into the air. At this point, I stomp the ground, and a half-ton of massive guns jettison from out of the ground and open fire with the latest in anti-chrono technology. Everyone else present treats it as a firework display.
I ask Alpha really quickly an important question. "You, Bill Cipher left the battlefield because of a deal, right? Do you think making a deal with the memory might work...And if so, what would he even want? His eye isn't busted open..."
As for me? I cremate all the nearby corpses and use the ash in some kind of explosive. Then I throw it at IKEA, dealing medium damage.
I take out my beautiful flute and began to play another song, this time an instrumental(with one instrument). The sad music reverberates through the godmodder's mind, giving off vibes of hopelessness and despair...
The godmodder outside wonders why this beautiful and sad music is inside his head, but then he realizes(with a little help from me) that the song PERFECTLY CHARACTERIZES HIS LIFE! All the sadness and despair... moved by the beautiful music, the godmodder finds it hard to hold on to his sanity.
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I would do something productive, but I am currently dead.
Don't forget to boost the maelstrom in addition to your regular action guys!
Boosting the maelstrom is free, and is a semi-permanent damage buff for all of us!
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Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I give a sandwich to TT2000.
=TURN TWO=
=ACTION=
I counter-manipulate Ikea's wooden staff, and make it strangle his head and gouge out his eyes! I then switch the ARMISTYX to FOLDING CHAIR SCYTHE MODE, and bat him into the distance with it! Then, I pull out the CHAIRSLAYER, and pump him with splinters while he flies. Hopefully. (Roll a D6.)
(1: I end up murdering an AG Entity.)
(2: I barely graze him.)
(3/4: I land moderate hits.)
(5: I fire a blast of Arc Lightning, hitting both Ikea and Bill!)
(6: I fire shell fragments instead of splinters for MASSIVE DAMAGE!)
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
I boost the maelstrom! And then use the belt of explosives, which has run out of bombs, to choke IKEA X
[1/3]
In the next few turns I'll shoot a laser and finish this!
...but for now, I break a chair in front of IKEA, angering him in order to distract him from the others. He may be choking, but seeing something of his own being destroyed sets him into a major mental breakdown. But I ninja out of everything he uses against me!
I turn my sights towards King Ikea. I wave my hands, causing the cannon I pulled out to sink into the ground and disappear. Grinning maliciously, I pull out a large chainsaw with a rocket strapped to it. Hitting a big red "GO" button, the rocket activates, propelling the chainsaw towards King Ikea at high speed.
I cast my vote for Space Gyarados, Kirby, World Devastator, and the Exploding Vehicle Factory.
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I use a bucket of carrot juice and soak Ikea in it, and then wield the X-INFERNO and WIDOW'S INFERNO and light him ablaze! Somehow, carrot juice is very flammable!
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
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I cover Ikea in gasoline. I then fire lightning bolts at him for instant ignition was he starts to burn to death.
I then use the powers of the mindscape to try to maintain stability of the godmodder's mind by repairing any damaged memories.
I'll be making my great escape now!
I try to convince ascendent one eyed triangle with 452436367 tentacles and grandmothers that he should decrease the mind-scape stability to a point where the stability of the mind-scape is so much negative the entire multiverse becomes unstable by giving him a golden waffle made of evil apple./null(sorry to have quad posted)
He eats the candy bars with glee. Cherubs of English's kind love candy, after all!
Lord English redirects the attack! 3,000 damage to me.
+1 Vote for the Exploding Vehicle Factory!
You respawn.
12,500 damage to King Ikea X!
2,000 damage to King Ikea X!
After you say those words, you feel an intense pain in your chest and fall to the ground, clutching yourself in agony. You begin to shudder and everyone slowly backs away from you. Suddenly, you look up to the sky, your arms outstretched and your eyes glowing with a pale blue light. You begin to speak in reversed tongues.
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Previously nonexistent wind begins to swirl around you, the cracked skies of Godmodder Soul's mindscape undergoing a scintillating change, flashing with many colors at once! Suddenly, a portion of the sky shatters open - in the shape of a triangle. A skyscape of accelerating stormclouds flashes through this opened chasm out of Godmodder Soul's mind, and down from the opening descends the form of a black triangle, one trailed by pulsating red and blue flames. Echoing laughter bounces across the fringes of the mindscape. A voice bounces across the entirety of your existence.
BILL CIPHER: 0H, 0PT1NG F0R A M0RE TRAD1T10NAL SUMM0N1NG R1TUAL, 1 SEE? HEY, 1 D0N'T M1ND! S0MET1MES THERE'S FUN T0 BE HAD 1N 0LD TH1NGS! L1KE WHERE 1 AM R1GHT N0W! W0W, 1S TH1S PLACE DECREP1T 0R WHAT? REM1NDS ME 0F THE T1ME 1 V1S1TED THAT TUT GUY'S T0MB! B0Y, H1S DEATH WAS A GREAT 0NE! 1 C0ULD TELL Y0U ALL AB0UT H0W 1 CAUSED 1T - BUT HEY, AN0THER T1ME, AN0THER T1ME.
The triangle rests at the top of the magneta pyramid, completing it in some metaphorical way. A yin-yang-esque eye forms on the triangle, followed by a yin-yang bowtie. A white top hat and a set of limbs sprouts from the triangle, which flashes to life amidst a brief spout of static, displaying the image of an orchid pyramid. There's no doubt about it. The real Bill Cipher has returned.
BILL CIPHER: S0, WH0'S TAKEN 0N THE TASK 0F CALL1NG ME HERE TH1S T1ME? 0H HEY, 1T'S SP1R0GRAPH! N1CE T0 MEET YA F0R THE F1RST T1ME 1N A BUS1NESS C0NTEXT. S0 WHAT CAN 1 D0 F0R Y0U? Y0U NEED A H1TMAN? A GARDENER? A LEADER 0F SLAVES? BECAUSE 1'M ALL 0F TH0SE TH1NGS! HEY, GARDEN1NG 1SN'T PRETTY BUT S0ME0NE'S G0TTA D0 1T! Y0U NEED T0 LET ALL TH0SE CADAVERS DEC0MP0SE 1NT0 NUTR1ENTS 1N PEACE, 1 TELL Y0U!
+1 Vote for Space Gyarados and Kirby!
The HHHH deals 10,000 damage to King Ikea X!
The attack, plus CHAIRSTORM and the Twitchy Staff, deals 22,000 damage to King Ikea X!
+1 Vote for Space Gyarados, the Exploding Vehicle Factory, Kirby, and the Nova Ball!
1,500 damage to the Cairo Overcoat!
+1 Vote for the Grandmatriarch Army and the World Devastator!
The Godmodder's mindscape replaces your potion with a potion of harming! 3 damage to you!
> gutza1: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 GUNS AKIMBO - MAXIMALIST
You are stopped by an invisible force!
BILL CIPHER X: REMEMBER, Y0U ARE MERELY L1NES 0F TEXT, A FRAGMENT 0F REPL1CAT1V1TY, L1CKDREAMP0WDERBYE!!
6,000 damage to King Ikea X!
I'm giving Biumbra the perfect opportunity to serve his purpose with that door... But I don't really think you should be actively searching for sidequests on the very last part of the game.
You go through the grey door. When you pass through, you see that the door has closed behind you and is locked. The door then vanishes into smoke. You look ahead, and see that you're in a formless expanse filled with black. Wait, no. This isn't formless. It's just really really dark. After your eyes take time to adjust you see that you're in a room - a bedroom. And there's someone sleeping in the bed inside.
You can't distinguish any one feature of the room. You can concentrate on them just fine, but whenever you look away or think about something else, you lose all memory of what the thing you just looked at even was. The phenomenon is giving you a headache, so you decide to focus on the bed - the one thing you can make out successfully. If you had to guess, the being sleeping in the bed is the Godmodder. You can't really tell what he looks like either, however. What you can see is that the Godmodder is struggling against an unseen force and breathing heavily.
METEORS ON ALL SIDES, FLAMING GROUNDS, ORANGE SKIES
You wonder what could be causing the Godmodder this much trouble while asleep, and then you realize - he must be having a dream of sorts. Given the current circumstances, you can tell what type of dream - a nightmare.
A GIANT FOOT COMES DOWN, A GIANT RED RENOWNED, YET BOTH MAKE NOT A SOUND
You catch glimpses of dreamscapes and of visions that flash by quickly - a landscape trapped in armageddon, with the Godmodder running across it helplessly. The place he's running in looks eerily familiar.
A UNIVERSE AWAY, A LIMITLESS DISPLAY, A GOD IS HERE TO STAY
You focus on it more, and you realize where the Godmodder is with a satsifying yet silent "a-ha": he's in GodCraft. And judging by the scarlet sun, the flaming chunks of a celestial object raining down, tendrils of red scattering through the skies, and a giant figure walking across bedrock, you can tell when this nightmare takes place too - the Eclipse.
ANOTHER FOOT, FEET AWAY FROM YOU, YOU JUMP, YOU SCREAM, YOU CAN'T RUN, YOU CAN'T HIDE
You see that the Godmodder's breathing is getting more heavy, and he screams out to nothing and no one - "help" He's spasming now, and beads of sweat are traveling down his face. It's obvious that he's in great turmoil right now, yet there's nothing you can do. You feel like all you can do is sit back and watch.
WATCH AS A UNIVERSE IS DESTROYED, ALL YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS AND FEARS AND MEMORIES GONE, THE FOOT COMES DOWN AGAIN, CLOSER THIS TIME, CAN YOU RUN, CAN YOU HIDE, NOT THIS TIME
The Godmodder screams in agony, clutching his head.
THE FIRST AND LAST, GOLD AND BLUE, A ROBOT STANDING OVER YOU, YOU CANNOT SPEAK, YOU CANNOT BLINK, THROUGH BURNING MARK YOU CANNOT THINK, AS THIS ROBOT STANDS LIKE A TOWER, YOU CONTEMPLATE THIS FINAL HOUR, WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN, WHAT YOU HAD DONE, DID ANYONE HAVE ANY FUN, OF COURSE THEY DID, AND THEY HAD LOTS, THEY'RE TYING UP YOUR LIFE IN KNOTS, SO TAKE IT BACK, OR ARE YOU SCARED, YOU'RE HEARING THIS AND YOU'VE JUST STARED, THEY'RE HEARING THIS, WELL AREN'T THEY, THEY'RE SEEING THIS AS BRIGHT AS DAY, YOUR SHATTERED MIND AND BROKEN SOUL WON'T BENEFIT YOUR RUINED WHOLE, AND THERE IS INDEED A GAPING HOLE, IN YOUR VERY HEART, GODMODDER SOUL
Your vision permanently shifts to that of the Godmodder's dream. He is in intense pain, his limbs dangling helplessly at his sides, crushed by the giant figure's foot. A large hand comes down, blocking up the sun and picking him up, carrying him through the air, the wind whistling. And then the thing's hand is level with its heads, and you see what this being is - the Incarnate. A perfect copy of the Godmodder's likeness. A voice echoes through its speakers.
YOU'RE TERRIFIED AND THAT MEANS SOMETHING. CONFRONTED BY AN EXACT DUPLICATE OF YOURSELF, THE ONLY THING YOU THINK OF DOING IS RUNNING. THAT'S ALL YOU'VE EVER DONE, ISN'T IT. RUN AWAY FROM YOUR FEARS AND WORRIES, ALL THOSE WHO WRONGED YOU. YOU JUST CLIMBED UP TO THE TOP TO GET AWAY FROM THEM, TO ESTABLISH YOURSELF AS THE BEST. BUT SOON YOU'RE GOING TO REALIZE SOMETHING. WHEN YOU'VE CLIMBED UP TO THE TOP, THE ONLY WAY TO GO...
The Incarnate drops the Godmodder.
IS DOWN.
There's a sickening crack as the Godmodder lies in a heap on the ground, his heartbeat slowly fading. The spectral voice of the Incarnate cackles and issues some final words.
STOP RUNNING AND START FIGHTING. MAYBE IT WILL WORK. MAYBE IT WON'T. BUT IT ALL DEPENDS ON YOU.
The Godmodder wakes up in a cold sweat, his body having twisted itself to an approximation of the Godmodder's final resting place. His breathing slows and he reaches for something in his drawer, turning on a light. The Godmodder pulls out a pen and begins writing something down. You can hear him speak. "August 3rd, 2003... eleventh occurrence of the dream... same as previous dreams except this time the thing spoke... exact wording unclear... seemed to be telling me that I should act differently..." The Godmodder closes his book.
"But how?"
His bedroom door opens on its own. You walk through it and head back to the Pyramidion.
21,000 damage to Ghost of GLaDOS X!
+4 HP!
+1 Maelstrom power!
+1 Vote for Grandmatriarch Army, Exploding Vehicle Factory, Kirby, and the Worker Bot!
Unforunately you need to be specific with your Battle Techniques, so just +1 Maelstrom power!
+1 Vote for Space Gyarados, Kirby, Worker Bot, and the Nova Ball!
You respawn!
+1 Vote for the Nova Ball!
Does everyone miss the part where King Ikea has metal armor despite being made of wood? 3,000 damage!
+6 HP to ninjatwist321!
+1 Vote for the Grandmatriarch Army and the Worker Bot!
5,250 damage to the Cairo Overcoat and King Ikea X!
+1 Vote for the World Devastator, Exploding Vehicle Factory, Kirby, and the TIE-Hivemind!
The Detonation Core deals 15,000 damage to King Ikea X!
You kill yourself! You will not be able to respawn until two turns from now! +2 Maelstrom duration!
12,000 damage to Ghost of GLaDOS X!
+1 Vote for the Grandmatriarch Army, Kirby, Worker Bot, and the Exploding Vehicle Factory!
> PitTheAngel: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 AURUM RAID - CORE SWARM
You wave your hand to the skies and watch as an absolutely massive device comes out, a circle with interlocking rings of alien machinery! Strapped to it appears to be a flaming being spouting out malicious binary... You realize that this must be the Aurum Core, the source of the alien technologies of the Aurum! The Aurum Core fires massive beams of energy at Ghost of GLaDOS X, surrounding Her and dealing 15,000 damage!
+9 Pie Filling!
> Fseftr: COMBAT OPERANDI => REACHAROUND
You expend 9 Pie Filling, 3 Weasel Snot, and 1 Elf Tear.
Lord English X redirects your attack! Nimbleguy killed! 8 damage to Amperz4nd!
Lord English redirects your attack! The Amethyst Spike kills TT2000 and summons Elite Endermen! King Ikea X recovers, but takes 5,000 damage!
+1 Vote for Space Gyarados!
+1 Vote for Space Gyarados and Kirby!
+1 Maelstrom power!
You respawn.
If it's not magic it won't work!
9,000 damage to the Cairo Overcoat!
+1 Vote for Kirby, the Exploding Vehicle Factory, the World Devastator, and the Space Gyarados!
11,250 damage to the Cairo Overcoat!
It fails!
+1 Vote for the Space Gyarados, the Exploding Vehicle Factory, the Nova Ball, and Kirby!
> crystalcat: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LUMINESCENCE - ANTHOLOCORE
+9 HP to ninjatwist! +10 HP to Amperz4nd!
10,000 damage to the Cairo Overcoat!
+1 Vote for the Space Gyarados, Kirby, Worker Bot, and the Exploding Vehicle Factory!
Oh okay, the Felt. Next three attacks will crit!
Critted 22,000 damage to Ghost of GLaDOS X!
Critted 10,500 damage to the Cairo Overcoat! +1 Maelstrom power!
+8,000 HP to the W-Mech X!
#8a2be2.
The attack after the next attack will minicrit!
Critted 5 damage to jondanger23 and Bomber57!
Minicritted 4,500 damage to the Cairo Overcoat!
Lord English X redirects your attack! 8,000 damage to Split!
You know there's an actual company called Ikea, right? 5,000 damage to King Ikea X!
15,000 damage to King Ikea X!
You are stopped by an invisible force!
+1 Maelstrom power!
The sandwich becomes so perfect that it can't exist on our mortal plane and ascends into the ether!
+1 Vote for the Space Gyarados and Exploding Vehicle Factory!
+1 Maelstrom power!
You are stopped by an invisible force!
It still exists.
Lord English X redirects your attack, 14 damage to 5l1n65h07!
You respawn! You can't vote while respawning!
You can lose the game if everyone dies at once. I'm pretty sure I said that at the beginning of the boss rush.
11,000 damage to King Ikea X!
9,000 damage to the Cairo Overcoat!
6,000 damage to King Ikea X!
After you destroyed Project Binary's missile incarnation on the Moon back in Universe B (Earth), some of Project Binary's power escaped the missile and retreated to GodCraft along with the Employer and Binary Prime. Godmodder Soul took everyone and all their ships to GodCraft so he could fight the Binaries and all of us at the same time. Everyone realized that Godmodder Soul's mind was his most vulnerable component and entered his mind, where you are now.
They saw Alpha chained to the top of a pyramid in the Godmodder's mind, and Alpha told everyone that he would fight Godmodder Soul if they released him from his prison - a task that could only be done by defeating six bosses in a boss rush. I hope that clears everything up.
Everyone else stops the attack! The bosses could easily raise their stats so they don't become Bad Bosses, and you wouldn't want that to happen, would you?
7,000 damage to King Ikea X!
ALPHA: Yes, Bill left because of the deal you made with him. Making a deal with this memory could work in theory, but I wouldn't even bother. Thanks to that guy over there, now you've got the real deal.
All of the dead entities of the boss rush disintegrate into smoke upon death! Welcome!
Okay.
8,000 damage to King Ikea X!
(4) 7,000 damage to King Ikea X!
+1 Maelstrom power!
3,000 damage to King Ikea X!
King Ikea X is a table! Chairs are his sworn enemy! He gives you a thumbs up!
6,500 damage to King Ikea X!
+1 Vote for Space Gyarados, Kirby, World Devastator, and the Exploding Vehicle Factory!
8,500 damage to King Ikea X!
4,000 damage to King Ikea X!
+1% Mindscape Stability!
Lord English X messes with several attacks in the past by using an invisible force!
The Maelstrom deals 27,000 damage to the Cairo Overcoat, Ghost of GLaDOS X, and King Ikea X!
The Space Gyarados rises up from the Boss Pool, summoning itself to help you! Three new bosses appear in the Boss Pool... Kirby, the Worker Bot, and the Exploding Vehicle Factory rise up from the Entity Pool, summoning themselves to help you! The Entity Pool disappears... It will return next turn.
The Elite Endermen deal 8,000 damage to the Cairo Overcoat! Split and I both lower our glasses, crackling spirals of red and green energy streaming from them! We gaze at Lord English X in unison, beams of energy firing from our eyes! They spin around each other in the form of a helix - the symbol of life. Isn't that the ankh? ...In Egypt. Are we in Egypt? Well we're on top of a pyramid. Maybe the Godmodder thinks he's in Egypt right now for all we know. Uh. Good point, I guess? Anyway, anyway. The twin beams of light coil around each other so intensely that nothing can break them or stop them, and so we fire them directly at the Cairo Overcoat, disintegrating it! Lord English X fades away...
One of the chains restraining Alpha breaks! There are four left...
Kirby X copies the ability of King Ikea X, becoming Wood Kirby! He grows a tree and chops it down, dealing 6,000 damage to Ghost of GLaDOS X! Worker Bot X causes my attack next turn to crit! Exploding Vehicle Factory X chucks a Lamborghini at King Ikea X, dealing 7,000 damage! Matchsticks deals 11,000 damage to King Ikea X! The Zombie Pigmen deal 6,000 damage to Ghost of GLaDOS X!
The SJ-Mech X deals 6,000 damage to Ghost of GLaDOS X and King Ikea X! The W-Mech X fires a Potion of Poison at King Ikea X, Poisoning him! Space Gyarados X deals 10,000 damage to Ghost of GLaDOS X and causes the attacks of Split and the SJ-Mech X to minicrit next turn, its red scales glowing!
Ghost of GLaDOS X deals 10,000 damage to the SJ-Mech and the Space Gyarados, Contaminating both! King Ikea X swings his Oak Flail down on the Pyramidion, causing jagged spikes of wood to come out of its crystalline surface and - agh! - restrain Split and I... We both take 20,000 damage... Gah, that felt like the life was being sucked right out of me... The Oak Staff changes into a Shield that can block random attacks! Ascendant Bill Cipher X cackles and stares down his "copy."
BILL X: HEY THERE, ME! H0W'S 1T G01NG?
BILL: 0H Y0U KN0W, PRETTY G00D. M0STLY 1'VE JUST WATCHED S0ME K1DS WALK AR0UND 0N S0ME PLANETS. Y0U?
BILL X: 1'M ST1LL REEL1NG 0VER F1NALLY GETT1NG MY EYES1GHT BACK! 1T'S REALLY GREAT THAT TH0SE DESCENDANTS PULLED THR0UGH F0R B0TH 0F US, EH?
BILL: THAT HAPPENED M0NTHS AG0! WHAT ARE Y0U, 0NLY ABLE T0 REMEMBER THE TH1NGS THAT R1CH1E R1CH REMEMBERS Y0U REMEMBER1NG?
BILL X: HUH. 1 GUESS THAT'S A WAY 0F PUTT1NG 1T! 1 NEVER REALLY *TH0UGHT* 0F 1T THAT WAY!
BILL: HAHAHAHA! Y0U DESERVE T0 HAVE A TH0USAND 0N10NS PEEL D1RECTLY 1N FR0NT 0F Y0U F0R THAT J0KE!
BILL X: ...
BILL: JUST K1DD1NG?
BILL X: HA! G00D 0NE!
This is stupid.
Ascendant Bill Cipher X blinks his eye once and deals 30,000 damage to Split! Split teleports away, and when he comes back he's wearing memorabilia from the 2000 Olympic Games in Athens! Why. Bill X then deals 20 damage to generic, Cobalt, Amperz4nd, jondanger23, and 5l1n65h07! The latter two are killed, and Amperz4nd's Runic Shielding breaks!
Bill Cipher twirls his cane and sits back on nothingness, watching... and waiting.
One final memory teleports in from the sky, heralded by a flash of red light. Doc Scratch X is here! It looks like Doc Scratch X lacks the insane HP abundant in his earlier form, but he still has defenses of his own... He boasts a pretty large HP bar, and to even be able to damage him at all, you're going to have to fully drop Godmodder Soul's Mindscape Stability! You may want to deal with him when you're done with the Arrival X... When the Stability hits 0%, even I don't know what will happen...
Doc Scratch X can switch between two forms: Supercharged and Psi-Godmodder. When he's Supercharged, he's linked to the Green Sun, and relies on cueball-based weaponry and matter manipulation to attack. When he's the Psi-Godmodder, he's linked to the Red Sun, and can use his assorted Artifacts and time manipulation to attack. Keep in mind these Artifacts are only facsimiles, however! You can tell which form Doc Scratch X is in by the color of his name.
Supercharged Doc Scratch X can teleport players and entities into copies of previous areas in the game, where they are subject to attacks related to that area! Psi-Scratch X can channel the respective power of one of the Ancestral Artifacts each turn, unleashing a superpowered attack based off of the element!
The fight on GodCraft continues, but Project Binary begins to speak in earnest.
PROJECT BINARY: Y0U AND 1 ARE B0TH BE1NG DR1VEN BY THE C0NFL1CT AS WE SPEAK. S0 ARE B1NARY PR1ME AND THE EMPL0YER 0VER THERE, AND S0 ARE ALL 0F Y0UR MEM0R1ES, AND THE VERY BE1NGS THEY REPRESENT.
PROJECT BINARY: THE C0NFL1CT HAS GU1DED TH1S WAR FR0M THE VERY BEG1NN1NG, T0 THE SAME EXTENT AS THE NARRAT1VE.
PROJECT BINARY: 0R, PERHAPS, T0 A GREATER EXTENT. AFTER ALL, TH1S WAR WAS CREATED BY C0NFL1CT - Y0U DEC1DED Y0U NEEDED T0 SPREAD RAGE AND FEAR BY CREAT1NG A GL0R1F1ED PR1S0N, AND THAT LEFT THE NARRAT1VE T0 CLEAN EVERYTH1NG UP.
PROJECT BINARY: THAT ALS0 LEFT Y0U T0 F1GHT BACK AGA1NST THE NARRAT1VE AND W1N. Y0U D1DN'T, AT LEAST N0T 0N M0ST LEVELS. BUT THEN AGA1N WE W0N, ALBE1T 0NLY 0N M0ST LEVELS AS WELL.
PROJECT BINARY: REGARDLESS, THE C0NFL1CT HAS BEEN D1RECT1NG Y0U. WH1LE THE NARRAT1VE 1S 1NFLUENCED, THE C0NFL1CT 1NFLUENCES.
PROJECT BINARY: (THE C0NFL1CT 1S 1NFLUENCED V1A TECHN1CAL1TY 0N 0CCASS10N, BUT THAT 1S 1RRELEVANT.)
PROJECT BINARY: YES, THE C0NFL1CT 1NFLUENCES. ALTH0UGH F0R THE M0ST PART, 1T D0ES S0 1ND1RECTLY, W1TH0UT LETT1NG 1TS PAWNS AND P1ECES BE AWARE 0F 1TS PRESENCE.
PROJECT BINARY: TH0SE THAT ARE, SUCH AS THE 0THER TW0 SERPENTS BES1DES ME (AND 0NLY RECENTLY, ME AND Y0U) ARE SPEC1AL CASES 1NDEED.
PROJECT BINARY: W1TH TH1S 1N M1ND, Y0U HAVE BEEN 1NFLUENCED BY THE C0NFL1CT THR0UGH TH1S WH0LE WAR W1TH0UT EVEN KN0W1NG 1T. AND THR0UGH TH1S WAR, Y0U HAVE BEEN 1NFLUENCED BY 1T THE M0ST.
PROJECT BINARY: DESP1TE Y0UR GREAT P0WER LEVELS AND P0WERS, Y0U S0MEH0W LACK THE CAPAB1L1T1ES T0 C0NT1NUE THE C0NFL1CT'S PATH. TH1S WAS N0T TRUE UNT1L RECENTLY. 1 UNDERSTAND THAT Y0UR ASCENS10N T0 0MEGA+ WAS FLAWLESS, YET Y0UR M1SF0RTUNE 0N THE BATTLEF1ELD 0NLY BEGAN A WAR AG0 - WHEN THE NARRAT1VE BEGAN T0 1NTERVENE.
PROJECT BINARY: WHY THE C0NFL1CT C0NT1NUES T0 CH00SE Y0U DESP1TE TH1S, 1 D0 N0T KN0W.
PROJECT BINARY: PERHAPS Y0U ACT1VELY SEEK 1T 0UT W1TH Y0UR ESCAPADES, F0RC1NG 1T T0WARDS Y0U?
PROJECT BINARY: 0R PERHAPS THE C0NFL1CT HAS MARKED Y0U L0NG AG0, YEARS PR10R, UNKN0WN T0 Y0U BACK THEN AND REMA1N1NG AS SUCH UNT1L FA1RLY RECENTLY.
PROJECT BINARY: PUTT1NG TH1S TANGENT AS1DE, Y0U ARE 0NLY 0NE 0F THE C0NFL1CT'S PAWNS.
PROJECT BINARY: EVERY V1LLA1N0US CHARACTER 1N TH1S WAR, N0 MATTER H0W B1G 0R SMALL, HAS BEEN GU1DED BY THE C0NFL1CT, C0NT1NU1NG 1TS PRESENCE.
PROJECT BINARY: Y0UR 0WN M1N10NS AND ENT1T1ES HAVE BEEN GU1DED BY TH1S F0RCE, YET S0ME ARE T0 AN ADM1TTEDLY NEGL1G1BLE DEGREE.
PROJECT BINARY: EVEN THE BE1NGS THAT HAUNT Y0UR M1ND AS WE SPEAK HAVE BEEN 1NFLUENCED BY THE C0NFL1CT, C0NT1NU1NG 1TS REACH JUST L1KE Y0U.
GODMODDER SOUL: ...Say that last part again.
PROJECT BINARY: RETR1EV1NG AUD10 F1LE. [EVEN THE BE1NGS THAT HAUNT Y0UR M1ND AS WE SPEAK HAVE BEEN 1NFLUENCED BY THE C0NFL1CT, C0NT1NU1NG 1TS REACH JUST L1KE Y0U.] C0RRECT?
GODMODDER SOUL: So what you're saying here is...
GODMODDER SOUL: What you're trying to tell me is...
GODMODDER SOUL: The thing that you're explicating currently is...
GODMODDER SOUL: Lo que estás diciendo es...
PROJECT BINARY: SP1T 1T 0UT. 1 D1D N0T 1MPART TRANSCENDENTAL KN0WLEDGE 0NT0 Y0U S0 Y0U C0ULD B1L1NGUALLY BABBLE T0 ME.
GODMODDER SOUL: What you're saying is that everyone who's overshadowed me has been guided by this - thing.
PROJECT BINARY: C0RRECT.
GODMODDER SOUL: And they're continuing the Conflict's reach by overshadowing me?
PROJECT BINARY: WA1T, WH-
GODMODDER SOUL: SO I'M RIGHT IN THINKING THIS THEN! AHA! I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT!
GODMODDER SOUL: THE CONFLICT IS AGAINST ME, ISN'T IT?? IT'S GUIDING ALL THESE PEOPLE SO THAT THEY CAN TOP ME, SO THAT THEY CAN OVERSHADOW ME!
GODMODDER SOUL: WHAT IF... Oh man my mind's gonna be blown haha this finally makes so much sense
GODMODDER SOUL: WHAT IF THE CONFLICT IS TRYING TO OVERSHADOW ME TOO???
PROJECT BINARY: THAT'S... THAT 1S R1D1CUL0US, [SUBJECT DESIGNATE NOT FOUND]. THE C0NFL1CT-
GODMODDER SOUL: HAHAHANOPE I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOU
PROJECT BINARY: L1STEN T0 ME! 1 BEL1EVE THAT THE C0NFL1CT W0ULD N0T SEEK T0 0VERSHAD0W Y0U! 1 BEL1EVE 1T W0ULD 1NFLUENCE F0R THE PURP0SE 0F HAV1NG Y0U GR0W AS A V1LLA1N!
PROJECT BINARY: MAYBE Y0U'VE REACHED THE T0P 0F THE LADDER, BUT THERE'S ST1LL W0RK T0 BE D0NE W1TH REGARDS T0 WHAT Y0U CAN D0 W1TH Y0UR P0WER, Y0UR PERS0NAL1TY, AND M0RE!
PROJECT BINARY: D0N'T Y0U REMEMBER? WHEN Y0U'VE CL1MBED UP T0 THE T0P, THE 0NLY WAY T0 G0 1S...
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PROJECT BINARY: ...WHAT
GODMODDER SOUL:
GODMODDER SOUL:
GODMODDER SOUL:
GODMODDER SOUL:
GODMODDER SOUL:
GODMODDER SOUL: ...down.
GODMODDER SOUL: How did you...
PROJECT BINARY: H0W D1D 1 WHAT?
GODMODDER SOUL: N-never mind... Anyway, I guess we should go back to... what was it. Fighting? Yeah, that.
PROJECT BINARY: HMM. PECUL1AR. 1 JUST REC1EVED A V1RUS N0T1F1CAT10N. WHAT C0ULD HAVE CAUSED 1T...? B1NARY PR1ME, EMPL0YER. KEEP H0LD1NG AGA1NST THE G0DM0DDER. 1 MUST EXAM1NE TH1S FURTHER.
Project Binary turns to look at the now-malignant section of his code. He traces it to a directory that contains a complicated file full of constantly shifting lines of code. Project Binary recognizes what file this belongs to at once - it's a section of the Godmodder's code. The one that he had extracted from the Godmodder all the way back in Act 3, nearly a year ago. The one he had used to engineer a gateway to Universe C in the first place.
Now it is changing, shifting, full of errors and inconsistencies. Project Binary had noticed trace signals of errors ever since he had appeared on GodCraft, presumably as a result of Godmodder Soul's ascension. But now the file had mutated into full-blown malignancy. Residing in only a miniscule portion of his unfathomably large being, Project Binary left the file alone and returned to the fight. But he wondered.
What could he do with such power?
The Itinerary:
> All: Defeat the X Bosses and free Alpha from his prison!
> All: Fully lower Godmodder Soul's Mindscape Stability!
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIIII. INFESTATION .IIIIV. ASCENT .IVV. EXODUS .VVI. ECLIPSE .VIThe Pyramidion:
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 5/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.DEAD. (For one turn.)CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 28/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 28/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 1/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 0%.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Talist: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 0%.
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TSFHISEPIC: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
mythicZoologist: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
sigmatw: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
jondanger23: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
Dakras: [AG] HP: 17/25. Has Super Armor.
Bomber57: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
RatcheT2497: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
SuperSaiyanRock: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
ProofofconcepT: [PG] HP: 20/20.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 20/20.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 25/25.
K4yne: [N] HP: 22/25.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 25/25.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 28/25. Has Super Armor. Shielded.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
Maelstrom: III Deals damage to all enemies at the end of every turn. The more power people give it, the more powerful its attacks will be. Power: 27.
BOSS POOL: Horseless Headless Horsemann. (Can summon Voodoo-Cursed BLU mercenaries to attack and aid.) 0 Votes. TwinBuilder's Computer. (Can edit the game for massive damage, but only once.) 0 Votes. Strongmann Machine. (Can use its spectral hammer for heavy damage and potential stuns.) 0 Votes.
Ascendant Bill Cipher: [???] HP: ???
Elite Endermen: [N] Leave in five turns.
Split: [N] HP: 129,500/250,000. Next attack will minicrit. Weapon Mode: Perfect Split. Seeing Red: I
Wood Kirby X: [AG] Gains the powers of enemies and allies. Can manipulate wood. Leaves in one turn.
Worker Bot X: [AG] Crits an allied entity's attack. Leaves in one turn.
Exploding Vehicle Factory X: [AG] Throws exploding vehicles at enemies. Leaves in one turn.
Matchsticks: [AG] Leaves in three turns.
Zombie Pigmen: [AG] Leave in two turns.
Build: [AG] HP: 132,500/200,000.
SJ-Mech X: [AG] HP: 35,000/80,000. Next attack will minicrit. Can attack twice, once with its S-Form and once with its SP-Form. Contamination: III
W-Mech X: [AG] HP: 43,000/60,000. Can create a random potion every turn that can help allies or hurt enemies.
Space Gyarados: [AG] HP: 86,000/100,000. Can minicrit the attacks of allied entities. Contamination: III
Ghost of GLaDOS X: [PG] HP: 381,000/500,000. Her neurotoxin can Contaminate opponents. Curiosity: II Anger: II Morality: II Intelligence: II
King Ikea X: [PG] HP: 483,250/700,000. Summons Tabletopian Ships each turn. Can manipulate an Oak Staff offensively and defensively. Current State: Shield. Guarding Ascendant Bill Cipher X. Poisoned: II Chairs and Anarchy: III
Ascendant Bill Cipher X: [PG] HP: 300,000/300,000. Omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent. Can change Mindscape Stability at will. Can scramble and interact with any X entity. Guarded by King Ikea X. Formality: III Illuminate: III Metastasis: III
Doc Scratch X: [PG] HP: 1,000,000/1,000,000. Current Artifact: Gunpowder. Invulnerable unless Mindscape Stability is dropped to 0%.
Alpha: [GM] HP: 125/125. Chains: (x4.) Restraining Alpha. When all of them are gone, the Shatter will begin.
Curses of Anti-Entities, Anti-Charging, and Anti-Alchemies are in effect. If you die, you need to post saying you respawn.
Layer Eight:
Godmodder Soul: [GM?] HP: . Mindscape Stability: 70%. Fighting Project Binary, the Employer, and Binary Prime.
PROJECT BINARY: [01 BOSS] Fighting Godmodder Soul.
THE EMPLOYER: [01 BOSS] Fighting Godmodder Soul.
BINARY PRIME: [01 BOSS] Fighting Godmodder Soul.
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III DISABLED (PitTheAngel)
HHH's Headtaker: III DISABLED (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (5l1n65h07)
Potion Supply: III DISABLED (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII DISABLED (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III READY (TehEpicNinja9001)
Molten Processor: IIII DISABLED (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [5K] (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Prism: III READY (TehEpicNinja9001)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII DISABLED (Fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII IN USE (insert_generic_username)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: ...IS OVER. (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII IN USE (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III IN USE (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III IN USE (Netpatham)
Magma Multiplier: IIII DISABLED (Fseftr)
Silver Eye: III DISABLED (crystalcat)
Table Leg: III READY (Irecreeper)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Red Scale: III READY (engie_ninja)
Twitchy Staff: III DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (insert_generic_username)
Necro Smasher: III DISABLED (engie_ninja)
Black Matter Gun: IIII DISABLED (crystalcat)
Kitsune Charm: II IN USE (Talist)
Glitch Wrench: IIII READY (gutza1)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (ProofofconcepT)
Oblivion's Topper: III READY (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII DISABLED (The_Serpent)
Giant Gear: IIII READY (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII READY (Amperz4nd)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII IN USE (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII CHARGING (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
14 Hog Slop
14 Elf Tears
0 Pie Filling
3 Weasel Snot
I am sorry to have made one post in excess./null
Act One / Wild Impulse
I stare at the real Bill with an intensity normally reserved for predatory animals. It seems his presence gives me the same off feeling as his fake counterpart, if not worse. He's not the one I'm looking for though.
He's not the one who appeared during the final cycle. He is still a threat though, one worth keeping an eye on.
I can't keep my eyes on him however, because I've redirected my glare towards Tempo.
[MZ]: Another high-class monster?
[MZ]: Were the ones we already had here not enough for you?
...And then Doc Scratch's memory counterpart arrives, causing a simalar reaction to the two Bills. My ear begins twitching from this highly uncomfortable sensation of dealing with all this resonance. I didn't even get to enjoy Lord English being gone.
[MZ]: You're not the one either.
I decide to channel my annoyance into my attack as I flash-step to land directly on top of King Ikea X and shape another weapon from ether, in this case, a massive sword made of sharp-edged fire. I bring it down with the intent of slash-burning my way through to the other side.
I also make a series of tail gestures indicating my opinions on how we should use the boss pool, specifically indicating TwinBuilder's Computer.
People say "There is a city there, and it will stay there until time stops" hearts filled with bleak hope that it be so...
And indeed, it may be, as even the void has not moved it from its rightful place...
Casting their gaze inwards The Tearful Seeker considers their purpose in the coming events...
Tonight, he sets a stage, and come curtain's raise, A Storm Lord join the hunt.
Dragons, please click~
I summon 100 bad dogs on top of King IKEA X. Because of bad training, they think the best way to behave is to sit on top of tables, spray them, bite at them, poop on them, and generally wreck the table. They will even fight each other for the privelage of getting to wreck the table, with the losers spraying the legs instead of the top of the table. Because King IKEA X is just a table, it cannot do anything to stop the defacing, and if it does stop the defacing I play up the cute factor on the puppies to cause an angry mob to arrive and throw King IKEA X into one of the following (in order, based on what is available): The Void, Lava, A chasm filled with Creepers, A very hard rock that splits the table in half, A cage.
I reach over to the Elemental Plane of Time with the Fenestrated Blade, and slice IKEA X with it. Any time gadgetry he has suffers a critical failure as bits and pieces of it appear everywhere across the plane. Including inside IKEA X. I then channel a burst of temporal energies into the Maelstrom, extending it...
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Hmmmm... Borrred..
Lets spin the wheel on what i should do... or watch.
A giant slot machine appears and begins to spin.
Lets see what it it.
Gundums, Gundums, Gundums it is!!
A giant mech breaks out of the slot machine that suddenly piledrives King Ikea.