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BOSS POOL: Space Gyarados.

ENTITY POOL: Kirby. Worker Bot. Exploding Vehicle Factory.

You know... the thingies... that come from those cueballs. Apparently named Doze, Trace and Fin. I forgot what they were called.

Anyway, I guide allied attacks towards their targets with, what else, emerald light from the Staff of Ysera.

I summon the current Boss's Boss so that the current Boss has to engage in a Boss Fight despite being a Boss himself. The current Boss's Boss puts up a Nintendo Hard attack pattern, killing the current Boss and replacing him. However, the new Boss is badly damaged in the encounter, and coincidentally ends up taking damage equal to the current boss's damage plus about 10000 or so extra damage. Oh, I also forgot to mention that the new Boss has exactly the same abilities as the old Boss, because I had no clue what the Boss's Boss would look like and just summoned a clone of the Boss and made it attack the old Boss. This attack deals more damage the less sense it makes (if no one can figure out what is going on, the Bosses both end up killing each other somehow, and the game crashes because it has no clue what to do if both a Boss and the Boss fighting the Boss die at the same time).

Post III

Umbra drenches the Cairo overcoat in ink using Ink Timore. He then uses the wands to inscribe the word "Shavıng Cream" onto the ink, before litting it on fore using Dreams of Cruelty. The resulting explosion somehow further empowers the Maelstrom.

I blast the W-MECH with The Metalram, healing it.

00C: What is my text color in the Echeladder?

I begin molding each lump of ether into identical swords, one is diamond with gold inlay, the other is obsidian with redstone inlay. Both glow ominously. But they're not ready yet...

I shake my head.

[MZ]: No, you're not the one.

[MZ]: And even if who you were based on were, you're not the real one.

I toss the next player a large, star-shaped sugar crystal, giving their attack a bit more power.

=Le Action=
I snap the ring off of myself, breaking it, that ends up casuing a white flash that damages most of the enemies -or even pepole- near me

I POOTIS all the enemies.

I finish shaping the swords, assuming a somewhat awkward ready stance. Two-handed swords aren't meant to be dual wielded, after all.

[MZ]: Are you ready?

[MZ]: Double Saber Include!

The diamond sword releases a stream of golden light, channeled by it's minecraftian gold inlay, while the obsidian sword's redstone circuits release a line of shadowy prana that follows a parallel path.

The beams of light and darkness intersect and merge as they streak towards Lord English X's Cairo Overcoat, or, should he be defeated, King IKEA X becomes the recipient of said magical laser.

Why target IKEA after English? Because I some unresolved problems with my world's furniture designs.

I'm back...

Ikea... Your doing it wrong, you picked a bad name either its Kia or Nokia... It doesn't matter if its spelt different, IT SOUNDS SIMMILAR...

I then wack Ikea with a Kia using my Nokia...

ACT 3 - REFULGENCE

I pull out Deus Ex Machina, deciding to test its transforming properties in earnest. First, I reshape it into a gun, the Judgement-orb sealing itself into the back of the barrel and providing power as I fire a beam of concentrated light at King Ikea X. I shift it into several modes, from a sniper rifle to an assault rifle to a shotgun, every last beam of light that strikes Ikea X releasing both a burst of heat and a momentary blast of law, specifically the law that Ikea X should not exist. The law weakens him, letting the light and heat damage him more easily.

Next, I reshape the gun into a sword, with the Judgement-orb serving as a replacement for the customary handgrip decoration. This one deserves more of a regular enhancement, and so I set a law that the sword will cut through anything. I test the blade's new impossible sharpness on Ikea X, and it works perfectly, every strike cleaving through him like I was cutting through air.

Finally, I transform the sword back into a cane and settle for summoning a Judgement or two and accelerating them into Ikea X, burning him with the heat of a small star.

I call in an airstrike on LE, or Ikea if dead, with Militarism.

I eat a sandwich.

I try to make the above user look ridiculously awesome and make the eating of a sandwich the most epic and incredible event by putting fireworks everywhere and making 10000 people film RatcheT2497 and also putting an appropriate epic sandwich eating time music the epicness irradiate intensively of light and I make the maelstorm reform around the awesome sandwich eater for making this moment legendary then the power of magic instant do something crazy

Then I keep putting emphasis on the perfection of eating a sandwich until something happens.

Space gyrados and exploding vehicle factory.

I just launch some rocket magic into the maelstrom.

Not enough time, must read homestuck.

I warp behind Lord English, swinging the White Dwarf in staff mode to smash his false leg out from under him, then switch to machine-gun as he falls over and open up into his head.

I don't actually know if the White Dwarf still exists, suffice it to say I summoned it from Hammerspace regardless.

Just to make sure LE is dead, I pull out the Caledfwlch and the Gofoddwfn and double welsh slice him!

I vote for Kirby, and try and struggle back into the mindscape.

Also, even though we beat the technical final boss, can we still lose the game at this point?

It might happen in the final event of the scenario if twin-builder wants to make the player loose for making the game end in a tragic and memorable for 5 weeks event.(as opposed to the memorable for one week event if players wins)

/null

I pull out the Fenestrated Blade and channel a portal to the Godmodder's Mindscape. The other end of the portal is manipulated carefully to intersect the original...The fractal sword suddenly slams into IKEA X.

Act 2!

Sixth Degree Ubercharge: 6/9

I aid Modpack in stabbing Lord English X with Caledfwlch in case he didn't manage. Hopefully this will at least scare him out of targets if he honestly hasn't gone yet. If he HAS gone, I stab IKEA in the face with the blade instead, and then use its powers to acccelerate time around the wound, causing a whole host of medical problems for him that translate to damage.

I set IKEA on fire. The fire spreads to his oak staff. I quickly dump rocket fuel on it fueling the fire and burning IKEA further. Finally I dump a cube of frozen gasoline on him which explodes.