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I point out to Ire that that kill was totally fair game.

I proceed to prove GLaDOS X is Illuminati:

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I load this into the Loominarty 420 and fire on GLaDOS X.

I basically use the Dynamic Deathbringer to cauterize my various horrible injuries, "Healing" me.

Meanwhile, the other half starts insulting the sky, somehow making the Maelstrom angry enough to become more powerful/

Grandmatriarch army, Exploding vehicle factory, kirby and worker bots.

Being that I am very tired right now due to this post being bronchitis-induced sleep deprivation, I just have Eric uses a level 10 battle technique on something and boost the maelstrom.

Space Gyarados, Kirby, Worker Bot, Nova Ball.

BECAUSE TONS OF DAMAGE.

...

Wait. Dammit.

I died.

>Respawning in 314159236...

F

>Engie spent (ERROR INTEGER OVERFLOW) credits to instantly respawn!

Hey, look at what's in the entity pool...

I vote for the Nova Ball on top of its massive damage, and I can volunteer to take any recoil that happens to occur. I should know about its inner workings...

I use one of my Molotovs to toss at King Ikea X, due to his wooden nature, he should be weak to it. I also proceed to my trusted tomahawk and toss it at him before picking it up and hacking at him with it.

I heal a random player with the No Joke, throw in a defense buff, absolutely free. My votes go to the Grandmatriarch Army and the Worker Bot.

I rip into the Cairo Overcoat with Netherrarria. If not possible, i pump King Ikea X full of hot lead and burning Puzzler arrows.

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No Joke
UBER: 6 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH

I vote for the World Devastator, Exploding Vehicle Factory, and the Kirby! I also vote for the TIE-Hivemind!

Then, I whip out my Detonation Core, and use it on Ascendant Bill Cipher!

Eric looks up at the sky.

Nope, that's no good, the maelstrom's about to run out and it's barely dealing enough damage to make a difference.

He closes his eyes...

*massive burst of psychic power that extends the maelstrom duration*

Eric puts a bit too much stress on his own mental faculties and suddenly disappears.

(Basically, I just killed myself to make the maelstrom last long enough to actually deal decent damage. If necessary, this will be an extended period of not being able to respawn, but ideally I can make my respawn post next round, and the maelstrom will last a few more rounds)

Man, that is horrible writing. 3 hours of sleep is not good for one's creative process.

Post III

I raise The End, firing a purple bolt of enderdragon fire straight at the eye of GLaD0S.

I then vote for the Grandmatriarch Army, Kirby, Worker Bot, and the Exploding Vehicle Factory.

PIT_ICARUS' TURN (3/3 Actions Remaining):

"You had this joke planned out, didn't you?"

>B. TECH AURUM HIVE (Lv. 5: CORE SWARM)

>TARGET GLADOS

I now use CO:Reacharound on LE. If there still aren't the sacred items to do so, I go ahead and get them.

I take out the Amethyst Spike and use it on the Cairo Overcoat. I then Turn the mindscapes ground below king IKEA's feet into collision-less, purple wireframe, causing king IKEA to clip through it and fall into the void below.

I Vote for Space Gyrados.

I signal that Space Gyarados and Kirby are my preferences for our group summons.

I then call up three pieces of the material I use as the basis of my sorcery, something vaguely resembling clay, taking on different properties based on the shape given.

I add the first piece the maelstrom. I keep the other two pieces on hand, since I have very special shapes in mind for them.

My ears perk up at the Arrival Forces' arrival ... Sorry, that wasn't intended. Still, I can't stop myself, something feels off...

[MZ]: They're going to fight us all at once?

[MZ]: And there's something about one of them?

[MZ]: ...

[MZ]: ?

ACT 1 - RESPAWN

I blink back into existence in Minecraft, dodging a blast of incoherent ranting from Godmodder Soul (literally- he compressed some of his ranting into a ball and tried to hit Project Binary with it) and an attack from Project Binary before activating Cipher's Call and getting back into the mindscape.

Whoo. Resurrective immortality may be cool, but dying hurts like a gorilla.

I throw a hand grenade into the maelstrom, which somehow adds to its power.

I shoot the blueshooter at LE, or IKEA if he's dead.

Act 1!

Sixth Degree Ubercharge: 6/9.

People, we can vote for THREE Entities from the entity pool! With that said, I pick Kirby, the Exploding Vehicle Factory, and the World Devastator, and choose the Space Gyarados as our boss.

I pull out a massive container of napalm and generate a massive cannon from the Mindscape, courtesy of the Binary Rifle and it's weird properties. The Napalm is laced with Nytroglycerin and Kitten Poop, for as we all know, Kitten Poop is one of the most destructive forces in nature. The same goes with Robot Food, but Kitten Poop seems more humiliating. In any case, I shove the Napalm with Nytroglycerin and Kitten Poop into the Cannon and fire it...But rather than setting it off, the cannon's firing caused it to form into a specific shape. That of a door. First, it opens, unleashing a single Kitten, which lands right next to the Cairo Overcoat (IKEA X if that's gone), and proceeds to rip it(/him) to shreds within seconds with the unlimited power of Kitten Poop. Then, the Kitten explodes in a violent burst of Kitten Poop, and the door falls onto the Cairo Overcoat(/IKEA X) with the force of ten-thousand Brangiovoks. What's a Brangiovok, you ask? Why, it's the force of twelve rhinos falling from the sky for sixty-six seconds, then impacting non-reinforced glass. In any case, at this point, I channel the Door Energies from this Door until it is nothing more than a pile of Napalm laced with Nytroglycerin and Kitten poop, and channel it into my special attack.

"HADOORKNOBKEN!!!"

And with that shout, I fire the Hadoorknobken right into the pile of Napalm, causing the Hadoorknobken to absorb it before impacting the Cairo Overcoat(/IKEA X), exploding with unprecedented force.

I chuck more power hand grenades into the maelstrom.

I try to delay the death of the maelstrom with the spell of the same name.

ACT 2 - VOTING / HEALING / COPYING

I vote for the Space Gyarados, the Exploding Vehicle Factory, the Nova Ball, and Kirby.

Following this, I use Luminescence Lv. 10, spreading the healing around the damaged players.

I then summon my personal Full Thaumic Launcher and get myself into the Pilot's Vat. I expand the 'socketing' mechanic, adding a few more, and then jam a Staff of Earth (Terraria), a Crystal Mover, and a railgun into the sockets. I channel the combined powers of the three activated power-copying sockets, a massive boulder appearing in the air and then rocketing at ludicrous speed into the Cairo Overcoat, or King Ikea X if the Overcoat has been torn to shreds. I swap the Staff of Earth out for a Rod of the Depths and the railgun out for a shotgun, and conjure a massive amount of cobblestone blocks, firing the blocks at my previous target like a massive shotgun with ammo that further fragments on hitting. I then break the rest of the collection apart into the blocks' component stones and fire off a burst of shrapnel at the same enemy, using up the rest of the summoned cobblestone.