A random Sylveon suddenly slams into the Cairo Overcoat! It's recognizable as the Sylveon that I accidentally blew away in the Trickstersplosion all that time ago-and no, the Sylveon is NOT Trickster somehow. It rips a part off of the Cairo Overcoat before fleeing, the area. Witnessing that, I sit there and wonder how that even works. The physical improbability of this situation is maddening. I get mad. I get so mad that I go bananas, and proceed to ape on the Cairo Overcoat, no monkey business involved, just pure gorilla rage. At which point the power of subtle monkey puns comes to life as a giant Donkey Kong, rips off part of the Cairo Overcoat, and then vanishes into the ether. Yes, the gorilla really stands for gorilla. This shocking revelation shocks everyone, including the Cairo Overcoat. this causes electricity to form and literally shock the Cairo Overcoat, and only the Cairo Overcoat. Electricity is bad for it, so it takes more damage. So, too, is apparently being Captain Obvious, as my obvious statement causes it to take even more. Realizing the potential, I immediately rip Captain Obvious from one of those adds and then put him right next to the Cairo Overcoat. The Cairo Overcoat suddenly starts taking damage from it inexplicably. Finally, in case my wild attempt to stab Lord English to death with Caledfwlch actually worked, let's switch 'Cairo Overcoat' with 'Godmodder Soul's Mindscape.'
Well, LORD ENGLISH, I kind of understand you now, so you're going down!
But first, I will rid you of your cronies!
I take my trusty M16 from a while back, attach my Dirk of Cronus to it like a bayonet, and charge full-tilt into Eggs X while spraying my bullets, intending to run him through with the bayonet in addition to the rain of lead incoming. This should damage him, if not disrupting his power channel into ENGLISH.
If Biscuits X shows up, we're in serious trouble if Eggs X is still on the field.
Or Cans X, for that matter. I should get a Molotov cocktail ready in case that happens.
I throw a bomb at the Cairo Overcoat. It's a bob-omb shaped bomb infused with byte order marks, making it a BOM Bob-omb Bomb. The BOM Bob-omb Bomb bombs the Cairo Overcoat with BOM bombs, because it's a fragmentation BOM bob-omb bomb. Next, I grab a stick of RAM and ram it into the Cairo Overcoat, irradiating it with 9999 rem of RAM radiation, then ram the RAM deeper into the Cairo Overcoat.
Eric swings his runic blade around, and more and more runes begin streaming from the skies, adding to the maelstrom's power.
And then, a massive tear appears in the fabric of the godmodder soul's mind.
An absolutely enormous Emerald Nova floats out of it, locks onto the Cairo Overcoat, and opens fire, hopefully surprising LEX at the fact that his own weapon of choice has been turned against him.
Lothyra: "Now, let's see what the Godmodder hates. Oh yes. I know. He hates the thing that took over an entire Act. He hates the thing that spawned two of the bosses here, and upstaged him the most. He hates the thing that somehow became part of the Trifecta even though it's not so well known. He hates the thing that armed the players with the means to easily create powerful weapons. He hates the constant references. Just like Talist. But the Godmodder actually has reasons to hate it, instead of his hate being unjustified. Unlike Talist. You see,"
Lothyra narrows her eyes.
Lothyra: "The Godmodder hates Homestuck. And now, in the warped plane that is his ruined mind, it's coming back in full force. I doubt that can be good for his sanity."
Lothyra closes her eyes. She reaches out to the Mindscape and warps it. A figure emerges. It's Nepeta. Well, it's a Brain Ghost God-Tier Nepeta. She closes and concentrates, a Heart Symbol glowing on her hand. Lord English feels something. It's as if some parts of hide are being... sucked out. Oh. Lord English feels his strength leaving and his mindless rage being curbed a bit as the souls of Arquiusprite and Evil Gamzee are pulled out. He transformed becoming his original form, a small but still invincible Caliborn. Then nine more figures emerge. The other twelve trolls emerge. Arquiussprite and Evil Gamzee join them, the former splitting into a now God Tiered Equius and Lil Hal. Gamzee also becomes his God Tier self. The Twelve trolls, now at their full potential, and Lil Hal then proceed to give the Cairo Overcoat, now worn by a weakened Caliborn, the biggest beatdown in the history of Mindscape fights. However, the idea that Homestuck has reared it's head once again sickens the Godmodder Soul, causing the Mindscape Integrity to lower.
I take a glance through the Godmodder's memories, manifesting a select set of them as a set of five stained glass platforms floating in midair and linked by staircases of white iron.
They are labeled, in order from the highest to lowest position of floating in midair;
"Will and Emotion"
"Conviction"
"Valor"
"Compassion"
"Temperance"
Each depicts a memory that strongly resonates with it's title in the Godmodder's mind, and has a pillar of light rising from it. A gift for Alpha.
[MZ]: These are all the traits that make it possible for you to push your limits, and define your own boundaries.
[MZ]: Never let anyone take them from you.
ALPHA: I wouldn't necessarily say I have compassion, but what the hell, I'll take these anyway. I appreciate the gift.
I stare at Lord English X, the fuchsia hardversion of the cherub whose swag I jacked nigh-endlessly, and whose entire being was basically the reasoning behind my own existence. Anyways I'm too lazy for a decent metaphor or any symbolism/analogies/literary devices so I just summon as many of the Felt as I can because this will totally not backfire in any way whatsoever, and tell them to attack this terrible impostor. Also I summon Hearts Boxcars and he eats Eggs.
You can only summon one member of the Felt, so you use the Sacred Poolballs and summon Matchsticks! No matter how hard he tries, Hearts Boxcars cannot break Eggs' skin. It's impenetrable!
I use THE BITE on the Cario Overcoat! However, the animatronics that appear aren't the stardard, FNaF1 ones; they're the nightmare versions! They tear through the coat with razor-sharp teeth!
=Le action=
"You damn 'lord'.. you were the reason why I was sent to the nether for so long..!"
I pull out a silver ring, glowing with a odd, red energy emanating from it. I push it through my self so it ends up wraping around myself, causing the glow to grow stronger. "Your days are limited.. Oh, did I say days? I ment minutes." I charge towards Lord English X, like a bullet, and fast, if not faster then a bullet!
Lord English X catches you and then throws you off of the Pyramidion! You land on floating rubble and jump back down to the main battlefield, although you've taken 5 damage.
I spy through the godmodder emotions and I find his favorite food: poisonous mosquitotato.
I make a candy bar made with the godmodder favorite food appear in lord English stomach.
I put emphasis on the fact this candy bar is a candy bar and is harmless.
I insist on the fact this candy bar is not the godmodder soul nor twin-builder nor a super creature able to kill lord English.
I say that the candy bar is not going to be harmful and that it is tasty.
Then I point out to the godmodder soul that I will keep giving candy bars of his favorite food to lord English and not to him as long as he is not on AG side.
I agitate a giant candy bar inside of the mental landscape for making the godmodder soul more hungry for his favorite food and I make it disappear suddenly.
I keep toying around for trying to restore notions like hunger and to make the godmodder really hungry for his favorite food.
Godmodder Soul's mindscape strains as it senses its favorite food being eaten... You hear rumbles that sound like hundreds of thunderclaps at once! Looks like Godmodder Soul's pretty hungry... Too bad he doesn't have a stomach! -3% Mindscape Stability!
I take out my WITHER PLATE and use it on Lord English! If that doesn't work, I try the DETONATION CORE, which is like the first spoil and probably won't do anything, but whatever!
The Withered Plate inflicts the Wither status effect on the Cairo Overcoat!
It was then that I arrived in the strange mindscape of the Godmodder in a puff of reddish smoke. Taking a few moments to dust myself off, I then check my watch.
"Oh dear, it would appear I am horribly late. It would seem I currently have little room for introductions. I'm sure the time will come, but if it doesn't, let me sum myself up: I am here to assist you in your fight against the Godmodder, if you haven't already guessed. I am the CEO of a company in an alternate dimension known as Hellco. I would explain more about that, but again, time is short. And yes, my head is a bomb."
With that said, I suddenly pull out a cannon and slam it down. Taking aim at English's signature Cairo Overcoat, I fire a cannonball full of sharp, rusty shrapnel.
((If there was any question about my appearance, I'll just link a front profile of my Minecraft skin, which should clear it up.
I pull out an Ea Mechanism, and, channeling its power, manifest a massive pair of magical scissors that shear right through Lord English's Cairo Overcoat! I then add in a whole cloud of daggers, a conjured blast of grapeshot, and a storm of tiny, monomolecular-edged discs formed of pure magic.
The entire magic content of all those, having served its purpose, dematerializes and flows into the raging maelstrom above.
13,500 damage to the Cairo Overcoat! Lord English X counterattacks, dealing 7 damage! +1 Maelstrom power!
Umbra raises the Night-Terror Gauntlet, summoning an army of spectral painters who coat the Cairo 0vercoat in Boom Powder. Attacking the 0vercoat now has a chance to hit the Boom Powder, blowing it up and dealing additional damage.
I throw some Dream Powder into tbe air, checking if it affects the dreamscape in any way.
7,000 damage to the Cairo Overcoat! The next three attacks against the Cairo Overcoat will minicrit thanks to the Boom Powder!
The Dream Powder excites the ground beneath you, causing it to glow brightly! Suddenly, there's a flash of light and a pop, and you see a dull grey door hovering in front of you. No doubt one of the Godmodder's memories is behind here... Do you go through?
I take a tuba out of my pocket. I start playing horribly, the vibrations hitting Lord English and his Cairo Overcoat. The music also bounces around the mindscape, wrecking it. The tuba also happens to be magic and it's notes give magic to the Maelstrom.
+1 Vote for the EN-Mech!
Minicritted 6,000 damage to the Cairo Overcoat! Godmodder Soul's mind shudders upon hearing your tubas, but it is mainly unaffected... +1 Maelstrom power!
I use the Auditory Piston. I sent the ZOMBIE PIGMEN to go eat the Cario Overcoat, akin to how moths eat clothes!
I then transfer all my power to my mouth and join in eating the coat, with the blades in my mouth shredding it, and then absorbing it for energy with I use to eat more of it!
The Auditory Piston summons some Zombie Pigmen!
The Cairo Overcoat redirects your attack! Minicritted 9 damage to engie_ninja!
Post 1 Gerbil starts playing a sad song on the Tubas...
ERROR: UNFILTERED Errors blast out of the Tuba's inbuilt Raspberry Pi control. The inbuilt universe, already destroyed from the attack on the Incarnate, has been reprised by stray memories falling into the Tubas.
Beams of pure, unfiltered energy emit from the Tubas, searing the Cairo Overcoat. An overload of pure creation. The Tubas seem to become damaged, while the beam fluctuates. The pure energy separates, and changes into objects from another universe. Planets, stars. Rare elements, bombarding the overcoat. The Tubas become battered and bruised, as a final burst of energy pours out, powered by a song. Gerbil stops. Bluish creation trickles to a halt, and the Tubas self-repair.
14,000 damage to the Cairo Overcoat! Lord English X counterattacks, dealing 7 damage!
I point out I have Caledfwlch, one of LE's two vulnerabilities (and in the sword's case, stated by the man himself). I stab the Lord of Time directly in the face with Caledfwlch.
Failing that (and I feel like it will fail), I switch Mythos into Oblivion Mode and fire a ton of Oblivion Majjyks into the Maelstrom, before pointing it at the Cairo Overcoat. I charge up a shot...And rush forwards and jab it into the coat as it extends, shredding it quite thoroughly. The hyper-destructive Oblivion Majjyks only help the process along.
Let's go with the W Mech, buffs and debuffs are excellent.
Lord English X seems to be frightened by Caledfwlch and quickly thrusts his arms apart, his Cairo Overcoat disappearing in a flash of light! Two halves of a sarcophagus materialize around him and quickly entomb him, flashing with english energy and colors! The sarcophagus sinks through the ground and rematerializes behind you! However, Mythos ends up dealing 15,000 damage! +1 Maelstrom power!
I create magical poisonous mosquitotato that I send in the maelstrom then I speak to the godmodder soul:
"Lord English joined AG in a so subtle way that you do not understand and it is why I gave him candy bars and in fact he have been helping AG so much with his secret tactics that I am going to give him waffles and if you do not join AG you will soon loose and you will not have tasty waffles of poisonous mosquitotato because we will crush you with the help of Lord English"
"I use Dragonborn at the 0vercoat before voting for the W-MECH."
The godmodder once said he would make everything immune to attacks with dragonborn(something like that).
+1 Maelstrom power!
The sky lights up with red and blue colors, the mindscape splitting into two halves! The ground is torn apart on both sides and jagged spikes sprout up, ghostly images of Godmodder Soul materializing and arguing with each other! It looks like Godmodder Soul is divided on whether or not you're actually telling the truth, and is tearing himself apart! -2% Mindscape Stability!
Umbra steals Eggs' egg timer and uses it to create an armada of nightmarish timeclones who all fire alternate versions of Umbra's Rifle at the 0vercoat, before forming a shield around the SJ-MECH. Umbra then hands the egg timer to Split.
Biumbra searches through the dreamscape, looking for anything of interest.
00C: The Dragonborn immunity was only for the Hellkite Dragons. Also, Dragonborn is my Battle Technique.
Eggs X doesn't give up his egg timer that easily! He punches Umbra and uses the egg timer to create a bunch of copies of himself, beating you up!
There's something of interest right in front of you...
I use the Potion Supply to get a crit potion and then combine that with Kitsune Charm to infuse it into my Staff of Ysera and then start buffing and critting random people by augmenting their attacks with fragmented gems.
Shard of Guilt does its own attack by lighting the corner of the overcoat on fire. Specifically, dark fire that consumes light as well as oxygen.
The Potion Supply gives you a Crit Potion! You use the Kitsune Charm to infuse the Crit Potion with the Staff of Ysera, causing the next three attacks to crit!
I get rapping equipment and the universe's biggest boombox(automatically expands to fill the entirety of the mindscape other than the areas taken up by people...), and then start laying down some sick beats.
OH YEAH! The godmodder SUCKS! He really SUCKS!
When he was born he SUCKED!
When he dies he will SUCK!
His plans always FAIL!
Even when he really TRIES it never MATTERS!
He isn't even capable of succeeding!
Everyone hates him!
Oh godmodder, why do you oppose us?
If you were a force for good, you might suck a bit less!
But we all know that will never happen... AGAIN!
There is an unholy roar as a massive vortex appears in the middle of the ground, cutting through all else and SUCKing everything in! -4% Mindscape Stability!
I send a cascade of s: cascade flashes , breaking the internet and collapsing a meta layer on all targetable ( PG) bosses, and then set up a burn shield that damages anything that responds negitivly in any way to what the wearer does and wears it. I then flip every PG boss and the godmodeer the sebirdity ( the bird x infinity) VIA hologram
The Cairo Overcoat redirects your attack! Critted 13,000 damage to me... The Godmodder's mind intervenes and personally removes the burn shield from Lord English X!
I utilize BT Crystal Drive Lv. 10 - New Formation on the Overcoat, followed by voting for the W-Mech.
Do you get it guys? It's called "So Little Time" because he didn't have a lot of time and he had to just use a battle technique instead. That's the joke, everyone. I'm very glad that I thoroughly overexplained it and am now carrying out an overly long gag. Let's laugh at the stupidity of this whole paragraph now. Hahahaha. Oh come on, we can laugh better than that! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHIHDHOAHDADLHAGLFUGF--
> crystalcat: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 CRYSTAL DRIVE - THE NEW FORMATION
20,000 damage to the Cairo Overcoat! Lord English X counterattacks, dealing 10 damage!
I speed up allies' attacks via ethereal winds, applying the crit potion effect as well hopefully.
The Shard of Guilt tries to annoy one of those three... thingies into interrupting the power siphon before just wandering off. I remember calling one of them a dairy product, so I won't bother guessing anymore.
Next two attacks against the Cairo Overcoat will crit!
While climbing up the series of platforms I created, I throw a series of absurdly sharp, star-filled blade that cut with the power of space, each aimed straight for the Cairo Overcoat.
I summon a horde of giant moths to devour the Cairo Overcoat! The moths have super-speed, enhanced dodging abilities, and are more attracted to whatever the Cairo Overcoat's made of then anything else. They also explode upon death, creating toxic clouds. Why? Because SCIENCE.
A random Sylveon suddenly slams into the Cairo Overcoat! It's recognizable as the Sylveon that I accidentally blew away in the Trickstersplosion all that time ago-and no, the Sylveon is NOT Trickster somehow. It rips a part off of the Cairo Overcoat before fleeing, the area. Witnessing that, I sit there and wonder how that even works. The physical improbability of this situation is maddening. I get mad. I get so mad that I go bananas, and proceed to ape on the Cairo Overcoat, no monkey business involved, just pure gorilla rage. At which point the power of subtle monkey puns comes to life as a giant Donkey Kong, rips off part of the Cairo Overcoat, and then vanishes into the ether. Yes, the gorilla really stands for gorilla. This shocking revelation shocks everyone, including the Cairo Overcoat. this causes electricity to form and literally shock the Cairo Overcoat, and only the Cairo Overcoat. Electricity is bad for it, so it takes more damage. So, too, is apparently being Captain Obvious, as my obvious statement causes it to take even more. Realizing the potential, I immediately rip Captain Obvious from one of those adds and then put him right next to the Cairo Overcoat. The Cairo Overcoat suddenly starts taking damage from it inexplicably. Finally, in case my wild attempt to stab Lord English to death with Caledfwlch actually worked, let's switch 'Cairo Overcoat' with 'Godmodder Soul's Mindscape.'
Well, LORD ENGLISH, I kind of understand you now, so you're going down!
But first, I will rid you of your cronies!
I take my trusty M16 from a while back, attach my Dirk of Cronus to it like a bayonet, and charge full-tilt into Eggs X while spraying my bullets, intending to run him through with the bayonet in addition to the rain of lead incoming. This should damage him, if not disrupting his power channel into ENGLISH.
If Biscuits X shows up, we're in serious trouble if Eggs X is still on the field.
Or Cans X, for that matter. I should get a Molotov cocktail ready in case that happens.
I throw a bomb at the Cairo Overcoat. It's a bob-omb shaped bomb infused with byte order marks, making it a BOM Bob-omb Bomb. The BOM Bob-omb Bomb bombs the Cairo Overcoat with BOM bombs, because it's a fragmentation BOM bob-omb bomb. Next, I grab a stick of RAM and ram it into the Cairo Overcoat, irradiating it with 9999 rem of RAM radiation, then ram the RAM deeper into the Cairo Overcoat.
Eric swings his runic blade around, and more and more runes begin streaming from the skies, adding to the maelstrom's power.
And then, a massive tear appears in the fabric of the godmodder soul's mind.
An absolutely enormous Emerald Nova floats out of it, locks onto the Cairo Overcoat, and opens fire, hopefully surprising LEX at the fact that his own weapon of choice has been turned against him.
+1 Maelstrom power!
The Cairo Overcoat redirects your attack! The Emerald Nova deals 25,000 damage to Split!
Lothyra: "Now, let's see what the Godmodder hates. Oh yes. I know. He hates the thing that took over an entire Act. He hates the thing that spawned two of the bosses here, and upstaged him the most. He hates the thing that somehow became part of the Trifecta even though it's not so well known. He hates the thing that armed the players with the means to easily create powerful weapons. He hates the constant references. Just like Talist. But the Godmodder actually has reasons to hate it, instead of his hate being unjustified. Unlike Talist. You see,"
Lothyra narrows her eyes.
Lothyra: "The Godmodder hates Homestuck. And now, in the warped plane that is his ruined mind, it's coming back in full force. I doubt that can be good for his sanity."
Lothyra closes her eyes. She reaches out to the Mindscape and warps it. A figure emerges. It's Nepeta. Well, it's a Brain Ghost God-Tier Nepeta. She closes and concentrates, a Heart Symbol glowing on her hand. Lord English feels something. It's as if some parts of hide are being... sucked out. Oh. Lord English feels his strength leaving and his mindless rage being curbed a bit as the souls of Arquiusprite and Evil Gamzee are pulled out. He transformed becoming his original form, a small but still invincible Caliborn. Then nine more figures emerge. The other twelve trolls emerge. Arquiussprite and Evil Gamzee join them, the former splitting into a now God Tiered Equius and Lil Hal. Gamzee also becomes his God Tier self. The Twelve trolls, now at their full potential, and Lil Hal then proceed to give the Cairo Overcoat, now worn by a weakened Caliborn, the biggest beatdown in the history of Mindscape fights. However, the idea that Homestuck has reared it's head once again sickens the Godmodder Soul, causing the Mindscape Integrity to lower.
12,000 damage to the Cairo Overcoat! -5% Mindscape Stability!
The Maelstrom deals 20,000 damage to the Cairo Overcoat! It gives crystalcat, Nimbleguy, and The_Serpent regen!
The W-Mech rises up from the Boss Pool, summoning itself to help you! Three new bosses appear in the Boss Pool... The Entity Pool appears! Five entities can be seen in the Pool... You can vote for three entities at a time! The three entities that get the most votes will be summoned next turn!
Split, the Zombie Pigmen, Matchsticks and I deal 47,000 damage to the Cairo Overcoat! The SJ-Mech X deals 6,000 damage twice to the Cairo Overcoat! The W-Mech X fires a Splash Potion of Harming at the Cairo Overcoat, dealing 9,000 damage!
Lord English X fires twin beams of cherubic destruction from his disjointed jaw, dealing 25,000 damage to both X-Mechs! He then slams the Golden Cuestaff on the ground, causing massive arrays of green energy to be levelled at Split and I! We each take 12,500 damage. Look at you, cheerfully narrating away our deaths. Hey, it's my job. Lord English X kills crystalcat and The_Serpent! He then deals 15 damage to TT2000, Amperz4nd, Nimbleguy, and ninjatwist321!
Three more memories appear from the sky... That of the Arrival forces! They all have special powers of their own... Ghost of GLaDOS X's attacks can Contaminate opponents! King Ikea X can summon Tabletopian Ships as well. His newfound Oak Staff can switch between many different forms, offensively and defensively! He's also guarding Ascendant Bill Cipher X, who will be extremely difficult to take care of in his home realm! Looks like the battle's grown a lot bigger with these recent developments.
Godmodder Soul silently screams as his Mindscape Stability is decreasing more and more! He's beginning to slow down in his attacks, and can feel all of the memories in his mind jostling for control...He grits his teeth and continues the strife.
The Itinerary:
> All: Defeat the X Bosses Godmodder Soul has conjured up and in doing so, free Alpha from his prison!
> All: Try to influence Godmodder Soul's mindscape!
THE TRIALS:
I. FINAL WAVE .I
II. DEMONHEAD .II
III. INFESTATION .III
IV. ASCENT .IV
V. EXODUS .V
VI. ECLIPSE .VI
==> VII. CHECKMATE .VII <==
The Pyramidion:
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 28/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 30/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 28/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 28/25. Has Super Armor.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 28/25. Has Super Armor. TT2000: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Talist: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 0%.
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 7/25. Has Super Armor. Regen: II
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TSFHISEPIC: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor.
mythicZoologist: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
sigmatw: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
jondanger23: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
Dakras: [AG] HP: 17/25. Has Super Armor.
Bomber57: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
RatcheT2497: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
SuperSaiyanRock: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
ProofofconcepT: [PG] HP: 20/20.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 0/20.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 25/25.
K4yne: [N] HP: 22/25.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 0/25.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 28/25. Has Super Armor. Shielded.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Maelstrom: III Deals damage to all enemies at the end of every turn. The more power people give it, the more powerful its attacks will be. Power: 20.
BOSS POOL: TIE-Hivemind. (Can create TIE-Shields as bodyguards.) 0 Votes. Grandmatriarch Army. (Can use cookie storms to heal allies.) 0 Votes. Space Gyarados. (Can cause allied entities to minicrit.) 0 Votes.
ENTITY POOL: Kirby. (Gains the powers of enemies and allies.) 0 Votes. Worker Bot. (Crits an allied entity's attack.) 0 Votes. World Devastator. (Decreases Mindscape Stability.) 0 Votes. Nova Ball. (Massive damage, but inflicts recoil damage on allies.) 0 Votes. Exploding Vehicle Factory. (Throws exploding vehicles at enemies.) 0 Votes.
SJ-Mech X: [AG] HP: 49,000/80,000. Can attack twice, once with its S-Form and once with its SP-Form.
W-Mech X: [AG] HP: 35,000/60,000. Can create a random potion every turn that can help allies or hurt enemies.
Lrd English X: [PG] HP: Infinite. Has access to the Billiards Table. All attacks against him deal 75% damage. Can interact with others' Past Selves and block their attacks. Can interact with others' Future Selves and weaken their future attacks. Cairo Overcoat: 147,000/612,000. Withered: IIII Melted: II Has a chance of redirecting attacks sent at it to other players. Game Over: II
Doze X: [PG] Channeling his power into Lord English X.
Trace X: [PG] Channeling his power into Lord English X.
Fin X: [PG] Channeling his power into Lord English X.
Ghost of GLaDOS X: [PG] HP: 500,000/500,000. Her neurotoxin can Contaminate opponents. Curiosity: II Anger: II Morality: II Intelligence: II
King Ikea X: [PG] HP: 700,000/700,000. Summons Tabletopian Ships each turn. Can manipulate an Oak Staff offensively and defensively. Current State: Flail. Guarding Ascendant Bill Cipher X. Chairs and Anarchy: III
Ascendant Bill Cipher X: [PG] HP: 300,000/300,000. Omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent. Can change Mindscape Stability at will. Can scramble and interact with any X entity. Guarded by King Ikea X. Formality: III Illuminate: III Metastasis: III
Alpha: [GM] HP: 125/125. Chains: (x5.) Restraining Alpha. When all of them are gone, the Shatter will begin.
Curses of Anti-Entities, Anti-Charging, and Anti-Alchemies are in effect. If you die, you need to post saying you respawn.
Layer Eight:
Godmodder Soul: [GM?] HP: . Mindscape Stability: 69%. Fighting Project Binary, the Employer, and Binary Prime.
I show King Ikea X a test. This triggers traumatic memories in his mind that puts him in complete shock, making him 100% unresponsive to everything. I proceed to fail him instantly and, as punishment, douse him in chlorine trifluoride laced with fluoroantimonic acid. Next, I originwand up a gun:
THE ROFLINGTON CS188
Type: Assault Rifle
A Roflington assault rifle infused with the powers of HOH SIS and the JOJ.
+15% Attack Power
+50% JOJ
-50% Damage from Being Accosted by HOH SIS
-100% A+ Rating with the BBB
Using this newly-created gun, I rain holy JOJ upon King Ikea X. The holy JOJ in question is the pure essence of JOJ that destroys King Ikea X, accosting him with Hercules Hooks, dumping concrete cylinders on him, taking dumps on his house and making sure he does not have an A+ rating with the BBB. The stacking up JOJ causes him to begin sinking into the ground, where I dump a stack of neutron-degenerate matter cylinders on his head.
I command Matchsticks to amass an army of himself with his ability to time travel through fire, and then light Ikea on fire.
I then take out 8 candles and a framed picture of Godmodder Soul, which I conveniently obtained back when he was doing that cool pose and Twin did a drawing of it. I then cross out the eyes and crop the picture so that it's only the bust, put it in a frame, set it down and light the 8 candles in a circle around the framed picture. I then get on my knees, and say the chant needed to summon Bill Cipher. "Triangulum, entangulum. Meteforis dominus ventium. Meteforis venetisarium!" Because it *totally* works summoning someone within someone's mind and this will in no way whatsoever backfire!
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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=TURNED=
=ACTION=
I proceed to very calmly flip the gorilla out.
cc: You came back.
cc: You had the nerve to come back.
cc: We were done. I killed you (or rather, your warship after someone rudely stole my kill) and that was it. Chairs forever.
cc: And here you aa---blmgpmmjoenARDSGSHbmismd-///
>WARNING: EmotionalSim (v.1.0) is experiencing problems.
>WARNING: SleuthInhibitor (v.2.6) is experiencing problems.
cc: ///--gmpim45mp--re. Taunting me. From beyond the grave.
cc: Even the name of your special attack taunts me.
cc: ...
...I pull out a small, reinforced glass jar. Inside is a wooden head; the remnants of Ikea, left in a jar to decay and rot of a couple dozen years. I then switch the ARMISTYX to WHIP SCYTHE MODE, and attach the jar to the whip. Without making a noise, I step up to Ikea, and begin swinging the ARMISTYX around. smashing the jar on Ikea.
Then, the skies darken as I use CHAIRSTORM LVL 1. But it's far stronger than a regular Chairstorm. And instead of a classic brown oak, chairs made of a thorny, pale wood descend upon Ikea. I smile as the chairs fall around me. Then, the spiked wood of the Chairstorm moves in a strange, tendril like formation towards Ikea. It surrounds him, creating a giant, spiked ball. I then stab the TWITCHY STAFF into the ball, and let the voices take it over.
up left right down a up up down down left right left right b a start down right right left up b b select up down anarchy up b
The ball flies around, slamming Ikea against every single last thorn inside the wooden sphere. The voices then randomly pick things to vote!
Biumbra ascends towards Bill Cipher, giving the dream demon a nightmarishly cheerful smile.
U2: Remember, you are merely a memory, a fragment of inzanity, licknightmarefuelBye!!
The shadow enderman then slashes Ikea across his wooden face using Eclipse's Edges, before descending into the grey door.
U2: Well, that nearly rhymed!!
Biumbra examines his surroundings
00C: Biumbra was originally meant for exploratory missions and sidequests, such as helping Team Excavate in Trial V, where I was going to summon him as an entity. Let him serve his purpose.
Act 2!
Sixth Degree Ubercharge: 6/9.
A random Sylveon suddenly slams into the Cairo Overcoat! It's recognizable as the Sylveon that I accidentally blew away in the Trickstersplosion all that time ago-and no, the Sylveon is NOT Trickster somehow. It rips a part off of the Cairo Overcoat before fleeing, the area. Witnessing that, I sit there and wonder how that even works. The physical improbability of this situation is maddening. I get mad. I get so mad that I go bananas, and proceed to ape on the Cairo Overcoat, no monkey business involved, just pure gorilla rage. At which point the power of subtle monkey puns comes to life as a giant Donkey Kong, rips off part of the Cairo Overcoat, and then vanishes into the ether. Yes, the gorilla really stands for gorilla. This shocking revelation shocks everyone, including the Cairo Overcoat. this causes electricity to form and literally shock the Cairo Overcoat, and only the Cairo Overcoat. Electricity is bad for it, so it takes more damage. So, too, is apparently being Captain Obvious, as my obvious statement causes it to take even more. Realizing the potential, I immediately rip Captain Obvious from one of those adds and then put him right next to the Cairo Overcoat. The Cairo Overcoat suddenly starts taking damage from it inexplicably. Finally, in case my wild attempt to stab Lord English to death with Caledfwlch actually worked, let's switch 'Cairo Overcoat' with 'Godmodder Soul's Mindscape.'
Well, LORD ENGLISH, I kind of understand you now, so you're going down!
But first, I will rid you of your cronies!
I take my trusty M16 from a while back, attach my Dirk of Cronus to it like a bayonet, and charge full-tilt into Eggs X while spraying my bullets, intending to run him through with the bayonet in addition to the rain of lead incoming. This should damage him, if not disrupting his power channel into ENGLISH.
If Biscuits X shows up, we're in serious trouble if Eggs X is still on the field.
Or Cans X, for that matter. I should get a Molotov cocktail ready in case that happens.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
ACT 3 - WALL SHENANIGANS
I gather Sacred Items, then use Combat Operandi: Abstracted Thought on the Cairo Overcoat.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
I throw a bomb at the Cairo Overcoat. It's a bob-omb shaped bomb infused with byte order marks, making it a BOM Bob-omb Bomb. The BOM Bob-omb Bomb bombs the Cairo Overcoat with BOM bombs, because it's a fragmentation BOM bob-omb bomb. Next, I grab a stick of RAM and ram it into the Cairo Overcoat, irradiating it with 9999 rem of RAM radiation, then ram the RAM deeper into the Cairo Overcoat.
=Le Action=
I finaly charge up my "spin attack" and blast toward Lord English X so fast, it tears up the terrain under myself.
Eric swings his runic blade around, and more and more runes begin streaming from the skies, adding to the maelstrom's power.
And then, a massive tear appears in the fabric of the godmodder soul's mind.
An absolutely enormous Emerald Nova floats out of it, locks onto the Cairo Overcoat, and opens fire, hopefully surprising LEX at the fact that his own weapon of choice has been turned against him.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Oh. I was confused. Sorry, I was short on time.
Lothyra: "Now, let's see what the Godmodder hates. Oh yes. I know. He hates the thing that took over an entire Act. He hates the thing that spawned two of the bosses here, and upstaged him the most. He hates the thing that somehow became part of the Trifecta even though it's not so well known. He hates the thing that armed the players with the means to easily create powerful weapons. He hates the constant references. Just like Talist. But the Godmodder actually has reasons to hate it, instead of his hate being unjustified. Unlike Talist. You see,"
Lothyra narrows her eyes.
Lothyra: "The Godmodder hates Homestuck. And now, in the warped plane that is his ruined mind, it's coming back in full force. I doubt that can be good for his sanity."
Lothyra closes her eyes. She reaches out to the Mindscape and warps it. A figure emerges. It's Nepeta. Well, it's a Brain Ghost God-Tier Nepeta. She closes and concentrates, a Heart Symbol glowing on her hand. Lord English feels something. It's as if some parts of hide are being... sucked out. Oh. Lord English feels his strength leaving and his mindless rage being curbed a bit as the souls of Arquiusprite and Evil Gamzee are pulled out. He transformed becoming his original form, a small but still invincible Caliborn. Then nine more figures emerge. The other twelve trolls emerge. Arquiussprite and Evil Gamzee join them, the former splitting into a now God Tiered Equius and Lil Hal. Gamzee also becomes his God Tier self. The Twelve trolls, now at their full potential, and Lil Hal then proceed to give the Cairo Overcoat, now worn by a weakened Caliborn, the biggest beatdown in the history of Mindscape fights. However, the idea that Homestuck has reared it's head once again sickens the Godmodder Soul, causing the Mindscape Integrity to lower.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
I use my also patent-pending Insta-Black Hole, and create a small black hole, which starts sucking the coat in.
[1/3 ACTIONS LEFT]
ALPHA: I wouldn't necessarily say I have compassion, but what the hell, I'll take these anyway. I appreciate the gift.
4,000 damage to the Cairo Overcoat!
4,000 damage to the Cairo Overcoat! Lord English X counterattacks, dealing 2 damage!
+1 Vote for the W-Mech!
You can only summon one member of the Felt, so you use the Sacred Poolballs and summon Matchsticks! No matter how hard he tries, Hearts Boxcars cannot break Eggs' skin. It's impenetrable!
> Irecreeper: COMBAT OPERANDI => THE BITE
You expend 3 Hog Slop and 3 Pie Filling.
30,000 damage to the Cairo Overcoat!
Lord English X catches you and then throws you off of the Pyramidion! You land on floating rubble and jump back down to the main battlefield, although you've taken 5 damage.
+1 Vote for the EN-Mech!
You use the Red Scale! All of your attacks will minicrit for the next three turns!
> engie_ninja: COMBAT OPERANDI => NUKED
You expend 5 Pie Filling and 2 Weasel Snot.
Minicritted 37,500 damage to the Cairo Overcoat! Lord English X counterattacks, dealing 19 damage!
4,000 damage to the Cairo Overcoat!
The Cairo Overcoat redirects your attack! 6,000 damage to the SJ-Mech!
Godmodder Soul's mindscape strains as it senses its favorite food being eaten... You hear rumbles that sound like hundreds of thunderclaps at once! Looks like Godmodder Soul's pretty hungry... Too bad he doesn't have a stomach! -3% Mindscape Stability!
The Withered Plate inflicts the Wither status effect on the Cairo Overcoat!
The Origin Wands, Golden Err, and the Ender Orb fuel a combo that deals 40,000 damage to the Cairo Overcoat!
4,500 damage to the Cairo Overcoat! Welcome!
13,500 damage to the Cairo Overcoat! Lord English X counterattacks, dealing 7 damage! +1 Maelstrom power!
7,000 damage to the Cairo Overcoat! The next three attacks against the Cairo Overcoat will minicrit thanks to the Boom Powder!
The Dream Powder excites the ground beneath you, causing it to glow brightly! Suddenly, there's a flash of light and a pop, and you see a dull grey door hovering in front of you. No doubt one of the Godmodder's memories is behind here... Do you go through?
The next game won't be a sequel... but I'll get to that at the end of this game.
Lord English's pool ball vision sees right through the smoke!
+1 Maelstrom power! It will now give three random players Regen!
The Pale Valve deals minicritted 30,000 damage to the Cairo Overcoat! Lord English X counterattacks, dealing 15 damage!
You lack the Sacred Items!
+6 HP to engie_ninja! +1 Vote for the EN-Mech!
+1 Vote for the EN-Mech!
Minicritted 6,000 damage to the Cairo Overcoat! Godmodder Soul's mind shudders upon hearing your tubas, but it is mainly unaffected... +1 Maelstrom power!
The Auditory Piston summons some Zombie Pigmen!
The Cairo Overcoat redirects your attack! Minicritted 9 damage to engie_ninja!
14,000 damage to the Cairo Overcoat! Lord English X counterattacks, dealing 7 damage!
The Inferno Servo deals 15,000 damage to the Cairo Overcoat and Melts it!
14,000 damage to the Cairo Overcoat! Lord English X counterattacks, dealing 7 damage!
The Cairo Overcoat redirects your attack! 4 damage to Fseftr!
Lord English X seems to be frightened by Caledfwlch and quickly thrusts his arms apart, his Cairo Overcoat disappearing in a flash of light! Two halves of a sarcophagus materialize around him and quickly entomb him, flashing with english energy and colors! The sarcophagus sinks through the ground and rematerializes behind you! However, Mythos ends up dealing 15,000 damage! +1 Maelstrom power!
+1 Vote for the W-Mech!
> NinjaV2403: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 ENDER CALL - DRAGONBORN
The Cairo Overcoat redirects your attack! 20,000 damage to Split!
+1 Vote for the W-Mech!
+1 Maelstrom power!
+1 Maelstrom power!
The sky lights up with red and blue colors, the mindscape splitting into two halves! The ground is torn apart on both sides and jagged spikes sprout up, ghostly images of Godmodder Soul materializing and arguing with each other! It looks like Godmodder Soul is divided on whether or not you're actually telling the truth, and is tearing himself apart! -2% Mindscape Stability!
+1 Vote for the EN-Mech!
Unless you can tell me how, the attack fails!
Does nothing!
5,000 damage to the Cairo Overcoat!
+1 Vote for the W-Mech!
12,000 damage to the Cairo Overcoat! Lord English X counterattacks, dealing 6 damage!
+1 Maelstrom power!
Eggs X doesn't give up his egg timer that easily! He punches Umbra and uses the egg timer to create a bunch of copies of himself, beating you up!
There's something of interest right in front of you...
We're on the very last gameplay event of the thread, a boss rush. Feel free to join in, and keep in mind that this is your last opportunity to!
The Potion Supply gives you a Crit Potion! You use the Kitsune Charm to infuse the Crit Potion with the Staff of Ysera, causing the next three attacks to crit!
Critted 8,000 damage to the Cairo Overcoat!
Critted 10,000 damage to the Cairo Overcoat! Lord English X counterattacks, dealing 5 damage!
There is an unholy roar as a massive vortex appears in the middle of the ground, cutting through all else and SUCKing everything in! -4% Mindscape Stability!
The Cairo Overcoat redirects your attack! Critted 13,000 damage to me... The Godmodder's mind intervenes and personally removes the burn shield from Lord English X!
Do you get it guys? It's called "So Little Time" because he didn't have a lot of time and he had to just use a battle technique instead. That's the joke, everyone. I'm very glad that I thoroughly overexplained it and am now carrying out an overly long gag. Let's laugh at the stupidity of this whole paragraph now. Hahahaha. Oh come on, we can laugh better than that! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHIHDHOAHDADLHAGLFUGF--
> crystalcat: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 CRYSTAL DRIVE - THE NEW FORMATION
20,000 damage to the Cairo Overcoat! Lord English X counterattacks, dealing 10 damage!
+1 Vote for the W-Mech!
Next two attacks against the Cairo Overcoat will crit!
Thingies?
+1 Maelstrom power!
Critted 10,000 damage to the Cairo Overcoat! Lord English X counterattacks, dealing 5 damage!
Critted 10,000 damage to the Cairo Overcoat!
The Cairo Overcoat redirects your attack! 7 damage to crystalcat! His Runic Shielding breaks!
6,000 damage to the Cairo Overcoat!
The Cairo Overcoat redirects your attack! 5,000 damage to Split!
7,500 damage to the Cairo Overcoat!
12,000 damage to the Cairo Overcoat!
Nothing happens to Eggs X! He is invincible!
+3 of all Sacred Items!
> crystalcat: COMBAT OPERANDI => ABSTRACTED THOUGHT
You expend 3 of every Sacred Item.
The Cairo Overcoat redirects your attack! Fseftr and engie_ninja killed! 19,000 damage to me...
9,000 damage to the Cairo Overcoat!
6,000 damage to the Cairo Overcoat! Lord English X counterattacks, dealing 3 damage!
+1 Maelstrom power!
The Cairo Overcoat redirects your attack! The Emerald Nova deals 25,000 damage to Split!
12,000 damage to the Cairo Overcoat! -5% Mindscape Stability!
3,000 damage to the Cairo Overcoat! Lord English X counterattacks, dealing 2 damage!
The Maelstrom deals 20,000 damage to the Cairo Overcoat! It gives crystalcat, Nimbleguy, and The_Serpent regen!
The W-Mech rises up from the Boss Pool, summoning itself to help you! Three new bosses appear in the Boss Pool... The Entity Pool appears! Five entities can be seen in the Pool... You can vote for three entities at a time! The three entities that get the most votes will be summoned next turn!
Split, the Zombie Pigmen, Matchsticks and I deal 47,000 damage to the Cairo Overcoat! The SJ-Mech X deals 6,000 damage twice to the Cairo Overcoat! The W-Mech X fires a Splash Potion of Harming at the Cairo Overcoat, dealing 9,000 damage!
Lord English X fires twin beams of cherubic destruction from his disjointed jaw, dealing 25,000 damage to both X-Mechs! He then slams the Golden Cuestaff on the ground, causing massive arrays of green energy to be levelled at Split and I! We each take 12,500 damage. Look at you, cheerfully narrating away our deaths. Hey, it's my job. Lord English X kills crystalcat and The_Serpent! He then deals 15 damage to TT2000, Amperz4nd, Nimbleguy, and ninjatwist321!
Three more memories appear from the sky... That of the Arrival forces! They all have special powers of their own... Ghost of GLaDOS X's attacks can Contaminate opponents! King Ikea X can summon Tabletopian Ships as well. His newfound Oak Staff can switch between many different forms, offensively and defensively! He's also guarding Ascendant Bill Cipher X, who will be extremely difficult to take care of in his home realm! Looks like the battle's grown a lot bigger with these recent developments.
Godmodder Soul silently screams as his Mindscape Stability is decreasing more and more! He's beginning to slow down in his attacks, and can feel all of the memories in his mind jostling for control...He grits his teeth and continues the strife.
The Itinerary:
> All: Defeat the X Bosses Godmodder Soul has conjured up and in doing so, free Alpha from his prison!
> All: Try to influence Godmodder Soul's mindscape!
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIIII. INFESTATION .IIIIV. ASCENT .IVV. EXODUS .VVI. ECLIPSE .VIThe Pyramidion:
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 28/25. Has Super Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 30/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 28/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 28/25. Has Super Armor.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 28/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Talist: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 0%.
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 7/25. Has Super Armor. Regen: II
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TSFHISEPIC: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor.
mythicZoologist: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
sigmatw: [AG] HP: 23/25. Has Super Armor.
jondanger23: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
Dakras: [AG] HP: 17/25. Has Super Armor.
Bomber57: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
RatcheT2497: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
SuperSaiyanRock: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
ProofofconcepT: [PG] HP: 20/20.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 0/20.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 25/25.
K4yne: [N] HP: 22/25.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 0/25.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 28/25. Has Super Armor. Shielded.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Maelstrom: III Deals damage to all enemies at the end of every turn. The more power people give it, the more powerful its attacks will be. Power: 20.
BOSS POOL: TIE-Hivemind. (Can create TIE-Shields as bodyguards.) 0 Votes. Grandmatriarch Army. (Can use cookie storms to heal allies.) 0 Votes. Space Gyarados. (Can cause allied entities to minicrit.) 0 Votes.
ENTITY POOL: Kirby. (Gains the powers of enemies and allies.) 0 Votes. Worker Bot. (Crits an allied entity's attack.) 0 Votes. World Devastator. (Decreases Mindscape Stability.) 0 Votes. Nova Ball. (Massive damage, but inflicts recoil damage on allies.) 0 Votes. Exploding Vehicle Factory. (Throws exploding vehicles at enemies.) 0 Votes.
Split: [N] HP: 187,500/250,000. Weapon Mode: Perfect Split. Seeing Red: I
Matchsticks: [AG] Leaves in four turns.
Zombie Pigmen: [AG] Leave in three turns.
Build: [AG] HP: 155,500/200,000.
rd English X: [PG] HP: Infinite. Has access to the Billiards Table. All attacks against him deal 75% damage. Can interact with others' Past Selves and block their attacks. Can interact with others' Future Selves and weaken their future attacks. Cairo Overcoat: 147,000/612,000. Withered: IIII Melted: II Has a chance of redirecting attacks sent at it to other players. Game Over: II
SJ-Mech X: [AG] HP: 49,000/80,000. Can attack twice, once with its S-Form and once with its SP-Form.
W-Mech X: [AG] HP: 35,000/60,000. Can create a random potion every turn that can help allies or hurt enemies.
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Doze X: [PG] Channeling his power into Lord English X.
Trace X: [PG] Channeling his power into Lord English X.
Fin X: [PG] Channeling his power into Lord English X.
Ghost of GLaDOS X: [PG] HP: 500,000/500,000. Her neurotoxin can Contaminate opponents. Curiosity: II Anger: II Morality: II Intelligence: II
King Ikea X: [PG] HP: 700,000/700,000. Summons Tabletopian Ships each turn. Can manipulate an Oak Staff offensively and defensively. Current State: Flail. Guarding Ascendant Bill Cipher X. Chairs and Anarchy: III
Ascendant Bill Cipher X: [PG] HP: 300,000/300,000. Omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent. Can change Mindscape Stability at will. Can scramble and interact with any X entity. Guarded by King Ikea X. Formality: III Illuminate: III Metastasis: III
Alpha: [GM] HP: 125/125. Chains: (x5.) Restraining Alpha. When all of them are gone, the Shatter will begin.
Curses of Anti-Entities, Anti-Charging, and Anti-Alchemies are in effect. If you die, you need to post saying you respawn.
Layer Eight:
Godmodder Soul: [GM?] HP: . Mindscape Stability: 69%. Fighting Project Binary, the Employer, and Binary Prime.
PROJECT BINARY: [01 BOSS] Fighting Godmodder Soul.
THE EMPLOYER: [01 BOSS] Fighting Godmodder Soul.
BINARY PRIME: [01 BOSS] Fighting Godmodder Soul.
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III DISABLED (PitTheAngel)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (5l1n65h07)
Potion Supply: III DISABLED (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII DISABLED (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III READY (TehEpicNinja9001)
Molten Processor: IIII DISABLED (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II READY [5K] (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Prism: III READY (TehEpicNinja9001)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII DISABLED (Fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII IN USE (insert_generic_username)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: ...IS OVER. (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII IN USE (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III IN USE (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III IN USE (Netpatham)
Magma Multiplier: IIII DISABLED (Fseftr)
Silver Eye: III IN USE (crystalcat)
Table Leg: III READY (Irecreeper)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Red Scale: III READY (engie_ninja)
Twitchy Staff: III READY (Irecreeper)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (insert_generic_username)
Necro Smasher: III DISABLED (engie_ninja)
Black Matter Gun: IIII DISABLED (crystalcat)
Kitsune Charm: II IN USE (Talist)
Glitch Wrench: IIII READY (gutza1)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (ProofofconcepT)
Oblivion's Topper: III READY (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII DISABLED (The_Serpent)
Giant Gear: IIII DISABLED (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII READY (Amperz4nd)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII READY (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII CHARGING (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
14 Hog Slop
15 Elf Tears
0 Pie Filling
6 Weasel Snot
Since I keep word I give waffles and candy bars to Lord English.
I try to fix up Lord English's coat, but end up stabbing him with the needle. I vote for the exploding vehicle factory.
It's High Noon
I respawn.
I show King Ikea X a test. This triggers traumatic memories in his mind that puts him in complete shock, making him 100% unresponsive to everything. I proceed to fail him instantly and, as punishment, douse him in chlorine trifluoride laced with fluoroantimonic acid. Next, I originwand up a gun:
Using this newly-created gun, I rain holy JOJ upon King Ikea X. The holy JOJ in question is the pure essence of JOJ that destroys King Ikea X, accosting him with Hercules Hooks, dumping concrete cylinders on him, taking dumps on his house and making sure he does not have an A+ rating with the BBB. The stacking up JOJ causes him to begin sinking into the ground, where I dump a stack of neutron-degenerate matter cylinders on his head.
I command Matchsticks to amass an army of himself with his ability to time travel through fire, and then light Ikea on fire.
I then take out 8 candles and a framed picture of Godmodder Soul, which I conveniently obtained back when he was doing that cool pose and Twin did a drawing of it. I then cross out the eyes and crop the picture so that it's only the bust, put it in a frame, set it down and light the 8 candles in a circle around the framed picture. I then get on my knees, and say the chant needed to summon Bill Cipher. "Triangulum, entangulum. Meteforis dominus ventium. Meteforis venetisarium!" Because it *totally* works summoning someone within someone's mind and this will in no way whatsoever backfire!
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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Space Gyarados, Kirby.
Now it's getting interesting.... I jump, grab the HHHH, and chop one of IKEA X's legs off with it while yelling TIMBER!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
=TURNED=
=ACTION=
I proceed to very calmly flip the gorilla out.
cc: You came back.
cc: You had the nerve to come back.
cc: We were done. I killed you (or rather, your warship after someone rudely stole my kill) and that was it. Chairs forever.
cc: And here you aa---blmgpmmjoenARDSGSHbmismd-///
>WARNING: EmotionalSim (v.1.0) is experiencing problems.
>WARNING: SleuthInhibitor (v.2.6) is experiencing problems.
cc: ///--gmpim45mp--re. Taunting me. From beyond the grave.
cc: Even the name of your special attack taunts me.
cc: ...
...I pull out a small, reinforced glass jar. Inside is a wooden head; the remnants of Ikea, left in a jar to decay and rot of a couple dozen years. I then switch the ARMISTYX to WHIP SCYTHE MODE, and attach the jar to the whip. Without making a noise, I step up to Ikea, and begin swinging the ARMISTYX around. smashing the jar on Ikea.
Then, the skies darken as I use CHAIRSTORM LVL 1. But it's far stronger than a regular Chairstorm. And instead of a classic brown oak, chairs made of a thorny, pale wood descend upon Ikea. I smile as the chairs fall around me. Then, the spiked wood of the Chairstorm moves in a strange, tendril like formation towards Ikea. It surrounds him, creating a giant, spiked ball. I then stab the TWITCHY STAFF into the ball, and let the voices take it over.
The ball flies around, slamming Ikea against every single last thorn inside the wooden sphere. The voices then randomly pick things to vote!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
I decide to slice and dice Lord English's coat.
I vote for the Grandmatriarch Army and the World Devastator.
Bender consumes a potion of Critmist II. Then he uses Maximalist on the Cairo Overcoat (or GLaDOS if it is destroyed).
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Post III
Biumbra ascends towards Bill Cipher, giving the dream demon a nightmarishly cheerful smile.
U2: Remember, you are merely a memory, a fragment of inzanity, licknightmarefuelBye!!
The shadow enderman then slashes Ikea across his wooden face using Eclipse's Edges, before descending into the grey door.
U2: Well, that nearly rhymed!!
Biumbra examines his surroundings
00C: Biumbra was originally meant for exploratory missions and sidequests, such as helping Team Excavate in Trial V, where I was going to summon him as an entity. Let him serve his purpose.