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=TURN ONE=
=ACTION=
I attempt to do a reasoning thing with Godmodder Soul.
cc: Hey, remember when B1nary locked you in chains, stole the attention from you and took the game for his own?
cc: I'm pretty sure you hated it.
cc: You even fought against him there! And now, you're with him.
cc: Why don't you join us?
cc: I can totes make you a throne sweeter than Regnum Dei if you do.
cc: Like thi-
I then push a piece of metal over while attempting to build a quick chair, causing a chain-reaction, sending 5 Attack Drones spinning into the Central Holder. They explode.
cc: Excuse me for a second.
I then whip out the TABLE LEG, and blast the Central Holder to bits.
=COMMAND=
The Torus will use Hull Repair Drone Cloud on TT's Super Ship, Nulitor's Ship, and the Omega Class Destroyer!
The Drones will swarm the weakest part of the Artemissile.
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And my perk activates. The ghosts of the dead ships/bots fuse with my ships, creating more cannons and guns.
I then then then then the th th th *MANIAC.EXE HAS CRASHED AND GLITCHING UP BINARY.EXE* The central holder then explodes.
So here's the flavor text for my special:
I walk up to the control pad and insert a disk. The pirate ship then morphs into a giant FOXY HEAD. But not just any Foxy head, a NIGHTMARE FOXY HEAD. Then, giant speakers located at the ears blare a song....
As it plays, four swords jut out of the head and fly into a random PROJECT BINARY COMPONENT... twice. Then the ship converts itself back to normal....
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THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
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ACT 1 - SOCKPUPPETS
I focus on Cipher's Call, indigo flames roaring forth and crafting reasonable, although smaller, facsimiles of our three opponents' manifested forms. A tiny touch of illusion magic washes over the three puppets, turning them orchid and amplifying their realism, before they begin to speak to one another. In stage-whisper voices that I specifically amplify so Godmodder Soul can hear them.
'BINARY PRIME': 01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01000111 01101111 01100100 01101101 01101111 01100100 01100100 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100010 01101111 01110100 01101000 00100000 01110101 01101110 01110100 01110010 01110101 01110011 01110100 01110111 01101111 01110010 01110100 01101000 01111001 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01110000 01101100 01100101 01110100 01100101 01101100 01111001 00100000 01101001 01101110 01110011 01100001 01101110 01100101 00101110 'THE EMPLOYER': G00D P01NT, B1NARY PR1ME. WHAT SH0ULD WE D0 AB0UT H1M? 'PROJECT BINARY': 1 HAVE A PLAN 1N M1ND. AND 1 HAVEN'T F0RG0TTEN HOW HE BAN1SHED ME FR0M H1S SERVER, E1THER. 1 HAVE S0ME PAYBACK DUE... 'THE EMPLOYER': W0NDERFULLY V1ND1CTIVE, PR0JECT B1NARY. CARE T0 ELAB0RATE?
They speak sotto voce for awhile, occasionally punctuated with louder tidbits such as A TUBA? and ...W1TH A CLEAVER! Eventually, the Godmodder having listened raptly for some time, the illusion of Project Binary finishes,
'PROJECT BINARY': AND DESTR0Y THAT 1NFERNAL P0PC0RN MACHINE HE L0VES S0 MUCH! THAT SH0ULD C0MPLETELY BREAK H1M BEF0RE WE F1NALLY K1LL HIM. 'THE EMPLOYER': S0UNDS PERFECT. 1'M GLAD WE HAD THIS L1TTLE AS1DE TALK. 'BINARY PRIME': 01100010 01111001 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110100 01110111 01101111
The illusions ‘return’ to their respective housings, the Project Binary-serpent instead slamming into the Left Beam and burning it with unbound Indigo Flame. The Godmodder conveniently ignores this.
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=TURN TWO=
=ACTION=
I pull out the TWITCHY STAFF, and create a pure manifestation of the voices, in the shape of a random Pokemon! The random Pokemon will attack the Central Holder. Damage is based on the Pokemon summoned.
...for good measure, I'll use ONE FLIP on it, too.
I do NOT like what those two are doing with their auras. Hopefully we can still end them quickly.
I use the Court of Gear's effect to switch out a point in attack to two points in Defense, becoming 1/3/3. As I still have a bonus point of attack from the King of Gears being played on me, that means I have two extra Defense Points for free. Hooray!...Don't leave me Proof, plz. Still very vunlerable.
In any case, I take out the Miniature Red Sun and the Stellar Scatter. I gaze into the Miniature Red Sun, seeking the knowledge I need. I stare for a whole minute before moving again. THEN, I briefly infuse the Miniature Red Sun into the Stellar Scatter, supercharging it with Red Sun energies-and then I add my own, and THEN I use it to augment all four Crimson Minienders. They suddenly set aflame and expand, each gaining a even-more-miniature Red Sun in their dead centers, and their barrels glow a harsh crimson heat, carrying the power of the Red Sun and the Red Dragon. Because they are both red, they somehow cooperate and get even more dangerous! I whirr them up and begin firing hate right into the Left Beam, or the Right Beam/Scale Shield if that has already gone, and begin tearing into it with more Oblivion Powers, also aided by the Scarlet Inferno itself! And not only that, but every single shot by these Crimson Minienders now produces eight times as many blasts, leaving an absolutely insane mass of red that simply chews into my target, the Left Beam (or Right Beam/Scale Shield if that has been destroyed). I eventually stop augmenting it to take a few potshots with the actual weapon myself, before finally de-augmenting it and stashing both in my Inventory.
"Godmodder, you see everything as your enemy, and you have many things you hate, but is there not something you enjoy here, something worth saving? Popcorn, your Programming, the Twilight series (I'm fairly sure it's canon that he actually likes that thing), other things that we wouldn't know about because of the Veil? And why, Godmodder, would these three guys find ANY reason to cater to your demands? You're the one sucking up to THEM, THEY have power over YOU...Or they think that, at least. If you honestly tried your hand against them then you could probably QUICKLY destroy them, they simply have no legitimate way to deal with you while YOU have a way of dealing with THEM and putting them in their PROPER place, which leads to the question of why you haven't been? Seems counterproductive to let these guys lord over you when it should be YOU lording over THEM? They've stolen the spotlight from you since the beginning of this game, but what better way to, beyond a doubt PROVE you are the strongest force here than have you become the ultimate force behind everything and take control of these vulnerable punks while you have the chance? Why not? After all, if you merely serve them, you would make them more terrifying by comparison because you are lackey of them-but the reverse is true if THEY serve YOU, as it SHOULD be. THIS IS YOUR GAME, and I am APPALLED that you haven't gone out of your way to prove it with THESE UPSTARTS claiming ultimate relevance, especially after the Incarnate practically PROVED you were stronger, and possibly still ARE stronger? If this is your new lease on life, let me tell you, buddy, you are COMPLETELY WASTING IT, THROWING IT ALL AWAY FOR NOTHING AT ALL!!!! YOU COULD BE DOING SOMETHING THAT PEOPLE HONESTLY CARE FOR, LOOK GOOD DOING IT, GET EVERYTHING YOU WANTED OUT OF IT, AND IF YOU HONESTLY CARED FOR IT YOU WOULDN'T EVEN NEED TO HARM A SOUL, BECOME RELEVANT AND UNCONTESTED IN SAID RELEVANCE, AND BASICALLY WIN THE LOTTERY THAT IS LIFE WHILE BARELY LIFTING A FINGER!!!! BASICALLY GET EVERY GOAL YOU EVER WANTED AT ONCE AND A FEW EXTRA!!! WHY ARE YOU THROWING IT AWAY LIKE A COMPLETE MORON?! WHY?!FIGHT BACK AGAINST THESE POSERS ALREADY,THEY'RE LAME WANNABES OUT OF THEIR LEAGUE NO MATTER HOW HARD THEY TRY, YOU COULD WIN IN A HEARTBEAT!!!!!"
...Jeez, am I talking to Godmodder Soul or my IRL self? Or some third party? Eh, I don't even know, but I think I was getting too into it there.
"...OK that was a lot of yelling all of a sudden. BUT STILL!!! You have the power! The conflict or the Narrative or who even gives an internet would easily use you as a vessel no matter how closely linked these idiots are because you can quickly prove to be a better vessel through sheer power in a heartbeat, which leads to the question of if you've even considered killing these spotlight-hogging morons already? We certainly wouldn't stop you."
Alright, we just need a good 20,000 damage on the Left Beam and then I can Daybreak it. Thanks to my infinite supply of Daybreaks, I can now use Sunrise as much as I want. It's costing me 6 of each item anyways, you'd think that would be enough.
I tell the Godmodder, "You've seen what they really are, but have they seen what you really are?
You are Richard, strong as ever
And you're never gonna work with the likes of the three of them 'cause their defeat is certain
And you might as well just close their curtains
The one of you ain't gonna follow their rules
You'll just beat them even with all of their fancy tools
Let's go, just them and you
You know that they'll lose!
They'll try to stuff you in a tuba if they're able
Can't you see that this relationship ain't stable
They think they'll beat you down when they're intermingled
Though you're still stronger even when single!
And they'll just try to break what you've made forever
They'll be working against you cause they know you're better
If they break you apart then you'll come back newer
And you'll always be twice as strong as they are!"
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I decide to fire my God Cannon on the Seekers Group B, blasting them with pure godmodding energy.
I also decide to repair my ship cause why not, also i go on board my ship, why i have not i dun know.
I modify 500 attack drone to act like scouts and search the Moon base for anything that could link to Binary conspiring against the godmodder. If i find anything tell me.
The Teeny Drone fires off the Right Beam at the speed of light. Time dilation causes the Right Beam to move through an infinite amount of time and space each passing infinitesimal moment. While the Right Beam wouldn't be damaged by this, it is now literally infinitely far away in both time and space, and as such is no longer an issue.
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Myths (Spades, Ace - Wilson, King - Yin&Yang, Queen - Fayther, Jack - Miraj)
Gears (clubs, Ace - AXIS, King - CogWynd, Queen - the Trio, Jack - NanoBots)
Spells (hearts, Ace - Book, King - Deck, Queen - Finches, Jack - Void Rift)
Knights (diamonds, Ace - Relic, King - Alex & Ash, Queen - Justicar, Jack - FordWing)
All cards start in the deck and I draw 4 into my hand. I'll explain what having a card in my hand actually does later.
HP: 2 Att: 0 Def: 2 (yes, it totals to 4 because the passive and active are quite strong. I essentially fight via my abilities)
Passive: You play the cards... You play the memories...
At the start of every action, I draw 1 card, up to a maximum of 6 cards. Also, I can play up to 2 cards from my hand on any entity or pick 2 entities and play a card on each.
Any entity (except myself during Royal Flush, but more on that later) can have a maximum of 4 cards played on them at any time. Cards last until they are either discarded for various reasons or I use my active ability. There may be a maximum of 10 cards in play. If I try to play any more, I must force someone to discard a card.
Each card has various effects. And some cards are different based on who its played on. A passive card effect is... well... a passive ability.
A play effect activates the moment the card is played.
A discard effect activates when the card is... discarded. Big shock. The holder (even if they're an enemy) can discard one card per action for no cost of time or damage unless the card says otherwise. Cards without discard effects cannot be discarded. However, some cards may have painful effects when discarded.
Any cards that get discarded go into the discard pile. If there are no cards left in the deck, I resuffle the discard pile back into the deck.
Active ability: Royal Flush [IIII]
On activating this ability, I take all cards from all other entities and apply them to myself for the rest of this turn and all of the next. Play effects do not activate like this and taking the cards does not count as a discard. While this ability is in effect, during either turn, I can discard any number of cards to trigger their discard effects. However, my passive is disabled, so I do not draw new cards or play the ones I have. Once the effect ends, I remove all my cards (not triggering discard effects) and discard my entire hand before drawing back up to 4 cards and starting the cycle again.
Random thing: Turret. If anyone joins me as a turret, they have their own hand of 2 cards. They draw back up to 2 cards at the end of each turn. (I'll tell them which cards they draw). Once per turn, they can play one of the cards on an entity rather than attacking.
Note: Having the 'Court of X' means you have all 4 cards of that suit played on you at once. Doesn't apply for me having them in my hand.
Ace of Myths (Wilson) - If on an enemy... Passive: Your attacks deal a little less damage. Discard: Your next attack deals a lot less damage.
If on an ally... Play: The next attack against the holder deals 30% less damage. Passive: restore a little health at the start of each turn. Discard: If the holder is above 50% hp, Talist draws a card. If the holder is below 50% hp, they gain +1 defense until the end of next turn.
King of Myths (Yin&Yang) - Play: The holder gains +1 attack for their next attack. Passive: The holder has +1 defense against the first attack each turn. Discard: The holder gains +1 attack until the end of the turn.
Queen of Myths (Fayther) - Passive: Heal for a little every time you deal damage. Discard: Gain +1 attack until the end of the turn.
Jack of Myths (Miraj) - Play: The holder is healed for a modest amount
Court Synergy: If one entity has the entire Court of Myths, the entity has +1 defense and heals a modest amount of hp every turn. They may discard the entire court to gain a 50% damage resistance for this turn and the next.
Ace of Gears (AXIS) - Play: Grants a shield to absorb some damage. Passive: Your attacks have a 20% chance to crit. Discard: The holder may reduce any stat by 1 in order to raise a different one by 2 until the end of next turn.
King of Gears (CogWynd) - If on an enemy... Passive: You take 20% more damage from other player's active abilities. Discard: Inflict lots of damage.
If on an ally... Play: Gain +1 attack this turn. Discard: Gain +1 attack this turn.
Queen of Gears (The Trio) - Passive: Your active ability is 20% more effective. Discard: Charge your active ability by 1
Jack of Gears (Nanobots) - Passive: Any ship minions you have deal 20% more damage. Discard: Gain +1 attack until the end of the turn.
Court of Gears Synergy: If one entity has the entire Court of Gears, they may lower any stat by 1 to raise another stat by 2 and can change which stat is lowered/raised at any time. They may discard the entire Court of Gears to charge their active ability by 3.
Ace of Spells (Book) - If on an enemy... Play: applies an irradiated effect, dealing modest damage per turn for 4 turns. Passive: The irradiated effect is reapplied each turn. Discard: Talist draws a card. If on an ally... Passive: When any player lands a kill, Talist draws a card. Discard: Talist draws a card.
King of Spells (Deck) - Play: Restore a modest amount of HP. Passive: Restore a little HP each turn. Discard: Talist looks at the top 3 cards in his deck, picks one and discards the other two.
Queen of Spells (Finches) - If on an enemy... Passive: Deals a little damage per turn.
If on an ally... Passive: Take a little less damage from all attacks. Cannot be discarded.
Jack of Spells (Void Rift) - Passive: If the holder dies while holding this card, Talist draws 2 cards.
Court of Spells Synergy: If any entity has the entire Court of Spells, they have +1 defense per two cards in Talist's hand. The can discard the entire Court of Spells to make Talist draw 2 cards and pick one to instantly play on the holder.
Ace of Knights (Relic) - If on an enemy... Passive: Any entity you attack gains +20% damage next turn. Discard: The holder and one of your allies take a lot of damage. If on an ally... Discard: Your next action effects 2 targets instead.
King of Knights (Alex&Ash) - If on an enemy... Play: The next attack against you minicrits. Passive: attacks against you have a 20% chance to minicrit. Discard: The next attack against you minicrits. If on an ally... Passive: Your attacks have a 20% chance to minicrit. Discard: Gain +1 attack and defense this turn and the next.
Queen of Knights (Justicar) -Passive: Take 20% less damage from all attacks. Discard: Ignore the next attack against you.
Jack of Knights (FordWing) - Passive: If on The MoorBlade 2.1 and Master Orders activates AND it happens to pick Lucario, then the MoorBlade gains +3 to attack and defense rather than just +1 for the duration of Master Orders. But that has a one in several thousand chance of happening. Discard: Gain +1 attack for this turn and the next for each other card you have. Maximum of +3.
Court of Knights Synergy: If an entity has the entire Court of Knights, they gain +1 attack and defense. Every turn they spend without attacking gives +1 attack, up to a maximum of +2. They may discard the entire Court of Knights to make their attacks for this turn and the next crit.
20k damage? I think I can actually do that. Give me two posts. Although, shipping my ship is kinda pointless because I don't attack directly.
I draw Fayther, my Queen of Myths. I play her on the Space Octilliery. Also, I need to play my Jack of Knights, but don't want anyone to discard it because its one of the best Royal Flush cards (possibly even over powered)... I play the Jack of Knights on the Tri Mage Fighter.
Hand: nada
Played cards: Ace of Knights on Left Beam. King of Myths on Space Octilliery. Jack of Myths on Tri Mage Fighter. Court of Gears on Moorblade 2.1. Queen of Knights on Disco Deathball. Queen of Myths on Space Octilliery. Jack of Knights on Tri Mage Fighter.
Discard pile: Ace of Spells. Queen of Knights. King of Spells
I use Battle Technique LV10: MINIMALIST to summon a whole team of Engineers, then briefly whisper a few things to them about alternative strategy. After a while, the DUX gains health, I gain a trade agreement and a couple of random stranges, and the team of Engineers gains unusual hats.
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Myths (Spades, Ace - Wilson, King - Yin&Yang, Queen - Fayther, Jack - Miraj)
Gears (clubs, Ace - AXIS, King - CogWynd, Queen - the Trio, Jack - NanoBots)
Spells (hearts, Ace - Book, King - Deck, Queen - Finches, Jack - Void Rift)
Knights (diamonds, Ace - Relic, King - Alex & Ash, Queen - Justicar, Jack - FordWing)
All cards start in the deck and I draw 4 into my hand. I'll explain what having a card in my hand actually does later.
HP: 2 Att: 0 Def: 2 (yes, it totals to 4 because the passive and active are quite strong. I essentially fight via my abilities)
Passive: You play the cards... You play the memories...
At the start of every action, I draw 1 card, up to a maximum of 6 cards. Also, I can play up to 2 cards from my hand on any entity or pick 2 entities and play a card on each.
Any entity (except myself during Royal Flush, but more on that later) can have a maximum of 4 cards played on them at any time. Cards last until they are either discarded for various reasons or I use my active ability. There may be a maximum of 10 cards in play. If I try to play any more, I must force someone to discard a card.
Each card has various effects. And some cards are different based on who its played on. A passive card effect is... well... a passive ability.
A play effect activates the moment the card is played.
A discard effect activates when the card is... discarded. Big shock. The holder (even if they're an enemy) can discard one card per action for no cost of time or damage unless the card says otherwise. Cards without discard effects cannot be discarded. However, some cards may have painful effects when discarded.
Any cards that get discarded go into the discard pile. If there are no cards left in the deck, I resuffle the discard pile back into the deck.
Active ability: Royal Flush [IIII]
On activating this ability, I take all cards from all other entities and apply them to myself for the rest of this turn and all of the next. Play effects do not activate like this and taking the cards does not count as a discard. While this ability is in effect, during either turn, I can discard any number of cards to trigger their discard effects. However, my passive is disabled, so I do not draw new cards or play the ones I have. Once the effect ends, I remove all my cards (not triggering discard effects) and discard my entire hand before drawing back up to 4 cards and starting the cycle again.
Random thing: Turret. If anyone joins me as a turret, they have their own hand of 2 cards. They draw back up to 2 cards at the end of each turn. (I'll tell them which cards they draw). Once per turn, they can play one of the cards on an entity rather than attacking.
Note: Having the 'Court of X' means you have all 4 cards of that suit played on you at once. Doesn't apply for me having them in my hand.
Ace of Myths (Wilson) - If on an enemy... Passive: Your attacks deal a little less damage. Discard: Your next attack deals a lot less damage.
If on an ally... Play: The next attack against the holder deals 30% less damage. Passive: restore a little health at the start of each turn. Discard: If the holder is above 50% hp, Talist draws a card. If the holder is below 50% hp, they gain +1 defense until the end of next turn.
King of Myths (Yin&Yang) - Play: The holder gains +1 attack for their next attack. Passive: The holder has +1 defense against the first attack each turn. Discard: The holder gains +1 attack until the end of the turn.
Queen of Myths (Fayther) - Passive: Heal for a little every time you deal damage. Discard: Gain +1 attack until the end of the turn.
Jack of Myths (Miraj) - Play: The holder is healed for a modest amount
Court Synergy: If one entity has the entire Court of Myths, the entity has +1 defense and heals a modest amount of hp every turn. They may discard the entire court to gain a 50% damage resistance for this turn and the next.
Ace of Gears (AXIS) - Play: Grants a shield to absorb some damage. Passive: Your attacks have a 20% chance to crit. Discard: The holder may reduce any stat by 1 in order to raise a different one by 2 until the end of next turn.
King of Gears (CogWynd) - If on an enemy... Passive: You take 20% more damage from other player's active abilities. Discard: Inflict lots of damage.
If on an ally... Play: Gain +1 attack this turn. Discard: Gain +1 attack this turn.
Queen of Gears (The Trio) - Passive: Your active ability is 20% more effective. Discard: Charge your active ability by 1
Jack of Gears (Nanobots) - Passive: Any ship minions you have deal 20% more damage. Discard: Gain +1 attack until the end of the turn.
Court of Gears Synergy: If one entity has the entire Court of Gears, they may lower any stat by 1 to raise another stat by 2 and can change which stat is lowered/raised at any time. They may discard the entire Court of Gears to charge their active ability by 3.
Ace of Spells (Book) - If on an enemy... Play: applies an irradiated effect, dealing modest damage per turn for 4 turns. Passive: The irradiated effect is reapplied each turn. Discard: Talist draws a card. If on an ally... Passive: When any player lands a kill, Talist draws a card. Discard: Talist draws a card.
King of Spells (Deck) - Play: Restore a modest amount of HP. Passive: Restore a little HP each turn. Discard: Talist looks at the top 3 cards in his deck, picks one and discards the other two.
Queen of Spells (Finches) - If on an enemy... Passive: Deals a little damage per turn.
If on an ally... Passive: Take a little less damage from all attacks. Cannot be discarded.
Jack of Spells (Void Rift) - Passive: If the holder dies while holding this card, Talist draws 2 cards.
Court of Spells Synergy: If any entity has the entire Court of Spells, they have +1 defense per two cards in Talist's hand. The can discard the entire Court of Spells to make Talist draw 2 cards and pick one to instantly play on the holder.
Ace of Knights (Relic) - If on an enemy... Passive: Any entity you attack gains +20% damage next turn. Discard: The holder and one of your allies take a lot of damage. If on an ally... Discard: Your next action effects 2 targets instead.
King of Knights (Alex&Ash) - If on an enemy... Play: The next attack against you minicrits. Passive: attacks against you have a 20% chance to minicrit. Discard: The next attack against you minicrits. If on an ally... Passive: Your attacks have a 20% chance to minicrit. Discard: Gain +1 attack and defense this turn and the next.
Queen of Knights (Justicar) -Passive: Take 20% less damage from all attacks. Discard: Ignore the next attack against you.
Jack of Knights (FordWing) - Passive: If on The MoorBlade 2.1 and Master Orders activates AND it happens to pick Lucario, then the MoorBlade gains +3 to attack and defense rather than just +1 for the duration of Master Orders. But that has a one in several thousand chance of happening. Discard: Gain +1 attack for this turn and the next for each other card you have. Maximum of +2.
Court of Knights Synergy: If an entity has the entire Court of Knights, they gain +1 attack and defense. Every turn they spend without attacking gives +1 attack, up to a maximum of +3. They may discard the entire Court of Knights to make their attacks for this turn and the next crit.
I draw... Wilson, my Ace of Myths. I only have 2 cards left. That's all the myths cards as well now. However, I can't get them all onto one person. I should still play Wilson though. Because there are 10 cards in play right now, I force the Left Beam to discard the Ace of Knights, triggering its effect. Both the Left and Right beams get surged with a burst of dream like flames, like the Twin Fires effect of old. I play the Ace of Myths on the Disco Deathball for helping protect me. Don't bother healing me. Next turn, I'm using Royal Flush, unless someone else needs the cards. Its going to be good because I've managed to get 2 court synergies out at once. All the healing effects from the various cards will probably get me back up.
Hand: nada
Played cards: King of Myths on Space Octilliery. Jack of Myths on Tri Mage Fighter. Court of Gears on Moorblade 2.1. Queen of Knights on Disco Deathball. Ace of Myths on Disco Deathball. Queen of Myths on Space Octilliery. Jack of Knights on Tri Mage Fighter.
Discard pile: Ace of Spells. Queen of Spells. King of Spells. Ace of Knights
A pair of beams begins to form from the two biohazard signs marking the boundaries of the string . The beams lock onto the Central Holder and fire a blast, a blast of shockingly septic ebola cancer flesh eating body dissolving acid disease. then locks on to the Central Holder again and fires a massive blast of fluoroantimonic acid shaped like Unicode characters.
Codecharter Action:
The Codecharter begins to fire a massive blast of mathematical symbols, which crowd around the Central Holder. I give the signal with the Unicoders and the symbols rush the Central Holder, teleporting it into Unicode Entity Land. A Unicode version of Rofl City Military Base, complete with Unicode airplanes and Unicode soldiers who are also in business suits and levitating, seems to clip into a Unicode version of SCP-594, U+1F411 with U+1F5F2 sticking out of it, while next to it a series of Platonic solids made of Unicode characters sits motionless.
I give another signal and every entity attacks the Central Holder, a blast of pure Unicode destroying the Central Holder, every character playing its part in destroying the Central Holder.
The Codecharter turns to the Left Beam and blasts a stream of mathematical symbols that form into deadly calculus tests copied off my AK-1889. I then confiscate all the Left Beam's Anti-Calculus Toothpaste with the Unicoders by inputting a 50-character spell and force it to solve all the tests.
Also, out of nowhere a miniature hologram of Alpha appears on the Godmodder's shoulder. It whispers to him, "Hey, Omega. You have to kill Project Binary fast. I'm running out of time. I only have one popcorn machine left, and if he gets to it, we're sunk. So destroy the Artemissile."
I also offer Godmodder Soul help with destroying his stupid hat. I'm good with these things. Oh, and I forgot to mention something! Thanks to the magical power of the 13th Comb Rave, we can grant Godmodder Soul free dental! I tell him this to win him over.
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As I am rebuilding my ship I show the godmodder a four person play with one person being the godmodder and the other three being the Binaries. The play depicts the Binaries stuffing the godmodder in a tuba and eating HIS popcorn. The Binaries then decide to take him out of the tuba and torture him slowly by stretching his arm with a sharp claw that enters his arm and pulls back. Finally they decide to discard of whats left of him and let him suffocate in space. " This is one of the many things that could happen to you if you stay with the Binaries." I tell the godmodder.
=TURN ONE=
=ACTION=
I attempt to do a reasoning thing with Godmodder Soul.
cc: Hey, remember when B1nary locked you in chains, stole the attention from you and took the game for his own?
cc: I'm pretty sure you hated it.
cc: You even fought against him there! And now, you're with him.
cc: Why don't you join us?
cc: I can totes make you a throne sweeter than Regnum Dei if you do.
cc: Like thi-
I then push a piece of metal over while attempting to build a quick chair, causing a chain-reaction, sending 5 Attack Drones spinning into the Central Holder. They explode.
cc: Excuse me for a second.
I then whip out the TABLE LEG, and blast the Central Holder to bits.
=COMMAND=
The Torus will use Hull Repair Drone Cloud on TT's Super Ship, Nulitor's Ship, and the Omega Class Destroyer!
The Drones will swarm the weakest part of the Artemissile.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
And my perk activates. The ghosts of the dead ships/bots fuse with my ships, creating more cannons and guns.
I then then then then the th th th *MANIAC.EXE HAS CRASHED AND GLITCHING UP BINARY.EXE* The central holder then explodes.
So here's the flavor text for my special:
I walk up to the control pad and insert a disk. The pirate ship then morphs into a giant FOXY HEAD. But not just any Foxy head, a NIGHTMARE FOXY HEAD. Then, giant speakers located at the ears blare a song....
As it plays, four swords jut out of the head and fly into a random PROJECT BINARY COMPONENT... twice. Then the ship converts itself back to normal....
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
ACT 1 - SOCKPUPPETS
I focus on Cipher's Call, indigo flames roaring forth and crafting reasonable, although smaller, facsimiles of our three opponents' manifested forms. A tiny touch of illusion magic washes over the three puppets, turning them orchid and amplifying their realism, before they begin to speak to one another. In stage-whisper voices that I specifically amplify so Godmodder Soul can hear them.
'BINARY PRIME': 01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01000111 01101111 01100100 01101101 01101111 01100100 01100100 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100010 01101111 01110100 01101000 00100000 01110101 01101110 01110100 01110010 01110101 01110011 01110100 01110111 01101111 01110010 01110100 01101000 01111001 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01110000 01101100 01100101 01110100 01100101 01101100 01111001 00100000 01101001 01101110 01110011 01100001 01101110 01100101 00101110
'THE EMPLOYER': G00D P01NT, B1NARY PR1ME. WHAT SH0ULD WE D0 AB0UT H1M?
'PROJECT BINARY': 1 HAVE A PLAN 1N M1ND. AND 1 HAVEN'T F0RG0TTEN HOW HE BAN1SHED ME FR0M H1S SERVER, E1THER. 1 HAVE S0ME PAYBACK DUE...
'THE EMPLOYER': W0NDERFULLY V1ND1CTIVE, PR0JECT B1NARY. CARE T0 ELAB0RATE?
They speak sotto voce for awhile, occasionally punctuated with louder tidbits such as A TUBA? and ...W1TH A CLEAVER! Eventually, the Godmodder having listened raptly for some time, the illusion of Project Binary finishes,
'PROJECT BINARY': AND DESTR0Y THAT 1NFERNAL P0PC0RN MACHINE HE L0VES S0 MUCH! THAT SH0ULD C0MPLETELY BREAK H1M BEF0RE WE F1NALLY K1LL HIM.
'THE EMPLOYER': S0UNDS PERFECT. 1'M GLAD WE HAD THIS L1TTLE AS1DE TALK.
'BINARY PRIME': 01100010 01111001 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110100 01110111 01101111
The illusions ‘return’ to their respective housings, the Project Binary-serpent instead slamming into the Left Beam and burning it with unbound Indigo Flame. The Godmodder conveniently ignores this.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
=TURN TWO=
=ACTION=
I pull out the TWITCHY STAFF, and create a pure manifestation of the voices, in the shape of a random Pokemon! The random Pokemon will attack the Central Holder. Damage is based on the Pokemon summoned.
...for good measure, I'll use ONE FLIP on it, too.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Act 1!
Sixth Degree Ubercharge: 5/9
I do NOT like what those two are doing with their auras. Hopefully we can still end them quickly.
I use the Court of Gear's effect to switch out a point in attack to two points in Defense, becoming 1/3/3. As I still have a bonus point of attack from the King of Gears being played on me, that means I have two extra Defense Points for free. Hooray!...Don't leave me Proof, plz. Still very vunlerable.
In any case, I take out the Miniature Red Sun and the Stellar Scatter. I gaze into the Miniature Red Sun, seeking the knowledge I need. I stare for a whole minute before moving again. THEN, I briefly infuse the Miniature Red Sun into the Stellar Scatter, supercharging it with Red Sun energies-and then I add my own, and THEN I use it to augment all four Crimson Minienders. They suddenly set aflame and expand, each gaining a even-more-miniature Red Sun in their dead centers, and their barrels glow a harsh crimson heat, carrying the power of the Red Sun and the Red Dragon. Because they are both red, they somehow cooperate and get even more dangerous! I whirr them up and begin firing hate right into the Left Beam, or the Right Beam/Scale Shield if that has already gone, and begin tearing into it with more Oblivion Powers, also aided by the Scarlet Inferno itself! And not only that, but every single shot by these Crimson Minienders now produces eight times as many blasts, leaving an absolutely insane mass of red that simply chews into my target, the Left Beam (or Right Beam/Scale Shield if that has been destroyed). I eventually stop augmenting it to take a few potshots with the actual weapon myself, before finally de-augmenting it and stashing both in my Inventory.
"Godmodder, you see everything as your enemy, and you have many things you hate, but is there not something you enjoy here, something worth saving? Popcorn, your Programming, the Twilight series (I'm fairly sure it's canon that he actually likes that thing), other things that we wouldn't know about because of the Veil? And why, Godmodder, would these three guys find ANY reason to cater to your demands? You're the one sucking up to THEM, THEY have power over YOU...Or they think that, at least. If you honestly tried your hand against them then you could probably QUICKLY destroy them, they simply have no legitimate way to deal with you while YOU have a way of dealing with THEM and putting them in their PROPER place, which leads to the question of why you haven't been? Seems counterproductive to let these guys lord over you when it should be YOU lording over THEM? They've stolen the spotlight from you since the beginning of this game, but what better way to, beyond a doubt PROVE you are the strongest force here than have you become the ultimate force behind everything and take control of these vulnerable punks while you have the chance? Why not? After all, if you merely serve them, you would make them more terrifying by comparison because you are lackey of them-but the reverse is true if THEY serve YOU, as it SHOULD be. THIS IS YOUR GAME, and I am APPALLED that you haven't gone out of your way to prove it with THESE UPSTARTS claiming ultimate relevance, especially after the Incarnate practically PROVED you were stronger, and possibly still ARE stronger? If this is your new lease on life, let me tell you, buddy, you are COMPLETELY WASTING IT, THROWING IT ALL AWAY FOR NOTHING AT ALL!!!! YOU COULD BE DOING SOMETHING THAT PEOPLE HONESTLY CARE FOR, LOOK GOOD DOING IT, GET EVERYTHING YOU WANTED OUT OF IT, AND IF YOU HONESTLY CARED FOR IT YOU WOULDN'T EVEN NEED TO HARM A SOUL, BECOME RELEVANT AND UNCONTESTED IN SAID RELEVANCE, AND BASICALLY WIN THE LOTTERY THAT IS LIFE WHILE BARELY LIFTING A FINGER!!!! BASICALLY GET EVERY GOAL YOU EVER WANTED AT ONCE AND A FEW EXTRA!!! WHY ARE YOU THROWING IT AWAY LIKE A COMPLETE MORON?! WHY?! FIGHT BACK AGAINST THESE POSERS ALREADY, THEY'RE LAME WANNABES OUT OF THEIR LEAGUE NO MATTER HOW HARD THEY TRY, YOU COULD WIN IN A HEARTBEAT!!!!!"
...Jeez, am I talking to Godmodder Soul or my IRL self? Or some third party? Eh, I don't even know, but I think I was getting too into it there.
"...OK that was a lot of yelling all of a sudden. BUT STILL!!! You have the power! The conflict or the Narrative or who even gives an internet would easily use you as a vessel no matter how closely linked these idiots are because you can quickly prove to be a better vessel through sheer power in a heartbeat, which leads to the question of if you've even considered killing these spotlight-hogging morons already? We certainly wouldn't stop you."
Alright, we just need a good 20,000 damage on the Left Beam and then I can Daybreak it. Thanks to my infinite supply of Daybreaks, I can now use Sunrise as much as I want. It's costing me 6 of each item anyways, you'd think that would be enough.
I tell the Godmodder, "You've seen what they really are, but have they seen what you really are?
You are Richard, strong as ever
And you're never gonna work with the likes of the three of them 'cause their defeat is certain
And you might as well just close their curtains
The one of you ain't gonna follow their rules
You'll just beat them even with all of their fancy tools
Let's go, just them and you
You know that they'll lose!
They'll try to stuff you in a tuba if they're able
Can't you see that this relationship ain't stable
They think they'll beat you down when they're intermingled
Though you're still stronger even when single!
And they'll just try to break what you've made forever
They'll be working against you cause they know you're better
If they break you apart then you'll come back newer
And you'll always be twice as strong as they are!"
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I decide to fire my God Cannon on the Seekers Group B, blasting them with pure godmodding energy.
I also decide to repair my ship cause why not, also i go on board my ship, why i have not i dun know.
I modify 500 attack drone to act like scouts and search the Moon base for anything that could link to Binary conspiring against the godmodder. If i find anything tell me.
(Kamikaze has a 2 turn warm-up sorry)
The Teeny Drone fires off the Right Beam at the speed of light. Time dilation causes the Right Beam to move through an infinite amount of time and space each passing infinitesimal moment. While the Right Beam wouldn't be damaged by this, it is now literally infinitely far away in both time and space, and as such is no longer an issue.
He scream
20k damage? I think I can actually do that. Give me two posts. Although, shipping my ship is kinda pointless because I don't attack directly.
I draw Fayther, my Queen of Myths. I play her on the Space Octilliery. Also, I need to play my Jack of Knights, but don't want anyone to discard it because its one of the best Royal Flush cards (possibly even over powered)... I play the Jack of Knights on the Tri Mage Fighter.
Hand: nada
Played cards: Ace of Knights on Left Beam. King of Myths on Space Octilliery. Jack of Myths on Tri Mage Fighter. Court of Gears on Moorblade 2.1. Queen of Knights on Disco Deathball. Queen of Myths on Space Octilliery. Jack of Knights on Tri Mage Fighter.
Discard pile: Ace of Spells. Queen of Knights. King of Spells
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
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I spend the turn pulling the H.A.C Tesseract and her crew forward in time from the moment before her destruction.
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
I use Battle Technique LV10: MINIMALIST to summon a whole team of Engineers, then briefly whisper a few things to them about alternative strategy. After a while, the DUX gains health, I gain a trade agreement and a couple of random stranges, and the team of Engineers gains unusual hats.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
I draw... Wilson, my Ace of Myths. I only have 2 cards left. That's all the myths cards as well now. However, I can't get them all onto one person. I should still play Wilson though. Because there are 10 cards in play right now, I force the Left Beam to discard the Ace of Knights, triggering its effect. Both the Left and Right beams get surged with a burst of dream like flames, like the Twin Fires effect of old. I play the Ace of Myths on the Disco Deathball for helping protect me. Don't bother healing me. Next turn, I'm using Royal Flush, unless someone else needs the cards. Its going to be good because I've managed to get 2 court synergies out at once. All the healing effects from the various cards will probably get me back up.
Hand: nada
Played cards: King of Myths on Space Octilliery. Jack of Myths on Tri Mage Fighter. Court of Gears on Moorblade 2.1. Queen of Knights on Disco Deathball. Ace of Myths on Disco Deathball. Queen of Myths on Space Octilliery. Jack of Knights on Tri Mage Fighter.
Discard pile: Ace of Spells. Queen of Spells. King of Spells. Ace of Knights
edit- I messed up slightly, but it's fixed here.
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A pair of beams begins to form from the two biohazard signs marking the boundaries of the string
. The beams lock onto the Central Holder and fire a blast, a blast of shockingly septic ebola cancer flesh eating body dissolving acid disease. 
then locks on to the Central Holder again and fires a massive blast of fluoroantimonic acid shaped like Unicode characters.
Codecharter Action:
The Codecharter begins to fire a massive blast of mathematical symbols, which crowd around the Central Holder. I give the signal with the Unicoders and the symbols rush the Central Holder, teleporting it into Unicode Entity Land. A Unicode version of Rofl City Military Base, complete with Unicode airplanes and Unicode soldiers who are also in business suits and levitating, seems to clip into a Unicode version of SCP-594, U+1F411 with U+1F5F2 sticking out of it, while next to it a series of Platonic solids made of Unicode characters sits motionless.
I give another signal and every entity attacks the Central Holder, a blast of pure Unicode destroying the Central Holder, every character playing its part in destroying the Central Holder.
Fair enough.
I read the Itinerary, but that's it most of the time. Most of the time...
Anyways, I use my wing-mounted guns to spray a burst of lasers at Group B of the Seekers, and maintain my presence within the area.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
The Codecharter turns to the Left Beam and blasts a stream of mathematical symbols that form into deadly calculus tests copied off my AK-1889. I then confiscate all the Left Beam's Anti-Calculus Toothpaste with the Unicoders by inputting a 50-character spell and force it to solve all the tests.
Unagi Maximus on the Right Beam!
Also, out of nowhere a miniature hologram of Alpha appears on the Godmodder's shoulder. It whispers to him, "Hey, Omega. You have to kill Project Binary fast. I'm running out of time. I only have one popcorn machine left, and if he gets to it, we're sunk. So destroy the Artemissile."
I also offer Godmodder Soul help with destroying his stupid hat. I'm good with these things. Oh, and I forgot to mention something! Thanks to the magical power of the 13th Comb Rave, we can grant Godmodder Soul free dental! I tell him this to win him over.
Oh no
I rev up Daybreak, praise the Sun, and unleash Sunrise on the Left Beam if it's not dead already.
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Generic, that is the weirdest double post ever...
/genericnull
Oh no
I use steel trap
I continue protecting the moorblade
Did you hear duck feathers prices have risen, this means every down is up.
I get on a podium, "Oh, sure, now he's making excuses" I KNOW WHEN SOMETHINGS PLOT RELAVENT AND THAT'S- *WACK*
I am wrestled to the ground by security guards and gagged.
"I" mph " Have My" MPH "cut it out would you" MPH "RIGHTS"
As I'm being dragged away, I start yelling, "THIS WILL HAPPEN TO YOU GODMODDER... TO YOU"
I am wacked on the head
As they put me on my ship I say "thanks guys" and pay them.
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As I am rebuilding my ship I show the godmodder a four person play with one person being the godmodder and the other three being the Binaries. The play depicts the Binaries stuffing the godmodder in a tuba and eating HIS popcorn. The Binaries then decide to take him out of the tuba and torture him slowly by stretching his arm with a sharp claw that enters his arm and pulls back. Finally they decide to discard of whats left of him and let him suffocate in space. " This is one of the many things that could happen to you if you stay with the Binaries." I tell the godmodder.
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