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Well I made a post on my phone, my phone died, and I thought the post hadn't gone through so I made another post.

I boost Generic's attack by drawing a red circle in the sky. Sun shines over the battlefield, turning night to day, and weakening evils with the divine light of the Goddess Amaterasu.

I follow that up with another combo cannon shot, rolled a 1, so it's a heavy arm attack. On, what else, the Central Holder.

In case anyone wants to know, 1 and 4 is Heavy arm, 2 and 5 is Cannonball, and 3 and 6 is pie rcing laser.

One turn until Ultra Combo Cannon, right?

Also, great callback, Serpent.

Act 2!

Sixth Degree Ubercharge: 5/9

OK, I've got a limited time to do what I will with these cards, it seems. Talist, I would slightly prefer that my Special is used to benefit from the Queen of Gears somewhat before Royal Flush goes down, just so you know.

In any case, I pull out a special Smash trophy, a Trophy depicting Cranky Kong in all of his glory. His unprecedented ability to be gud will be of an incredibly amazing nature right now. I release the powerful Cranky Kong from his inanimate binds, and lo and behold, the incredible master of gitting gud appears in a beautiful flash of light. His advice is legendary for its simplicity and truth, and he is about to give it.

Except, no-one's dead enough to recieve it, as only dead things can relieve his advice. Angered by the lack of things that need to be told to git gud, Cranky Kong levies his incredible powers of gudness and fires a beam of pure gudness right into the Right Beam/Scale Shield, causing it to violently react to the gudness. The gudness is SOOOOOO gud that the Right Beam/Scale Shield is forcibly slain (or at least damaged) by it because it isn't gud enough. Cranky Kong than ascends from the area by telling the Right Beam/Scale Shield to git gud.

I then launch a Stretcher at the Right Beam/Scale Shield, because WHY NOT.

I throw the WORLDS LONGEST INTERNET STORY at the CENTRAL HOLDER. But not before converting it into a hardcover book!

Maniac, do you know what that is?

I go into the future, and take out the completed story of The Subspace Emmisary's World Conquest (Currently 4 million words, could reach 10 million). I load the combo cannon with a hardcover version of that story, and fire it at the central holder.

As the Employer and Binary Prime prepare to do whatever they want in Godcraft, they are met by EXOS, which had escaped the TARDIS because the power of the Red Dragon was no longer holding it there, and is trying to figure out what to do over the issue of the Perfect Sphere (Petey's fleetmind was promised the Perfect Sphere for its own use in exchange for providing a fleet for the final battle, but they think the real Perfect Sphere was destroyed during the final attack, though it is a facsmile summoned by the Legion of Godmodders (if it was the REAL Perfect Sphere, its infinite power explosion would have anhillated the Cockpit and the godmodder utterly and inflicted the same no-respawn effect on him as it did on me), and EXOS is currently trying to argue over whether or not the Fleetmind counted as helping because it was forcibly Railroaded out of the plot at the last second and never got a chance to do anything despite best efforts). Note that they have little knowledge about what happened during the battle because they were Put On A Bus (they got info by "interviewing" a random godmodder).

"Wait, the Perfect Sphere is not truly destroyed."

"Last I checked it was destroyed, in a suicide attack on the Godmodder."

"If the actual Perfect Sphere was destroyed, it would have released an INFINITE amount of energy, with the result of dealing INFINITE damage to the Cockpit, not 150000 damage like it actually did. And the Red Dragon was nullified at that point by aid from the Secret of the Void, so it could not possibly have defended the Godmodder."

"Maybe all the energy went into perma-killing Crusher48?"

"Not likely, he probably teleported away anyways and just wants people to THINK he is dead."

"No, my "Crusher48 is dead" contingencies were activated (and promptly overriden), so he did die."

"We both know how Never Found The Body works: If there is no body, they have a 90% chance to suddenly re-appear at some point. He would probably have set those contingencies to activate in such a case just to make everyone more confused."

"Well, if the Perfect Sphere was not destroyed, then where is it? Last I heard we don't have it, and the location the godmodder sent the Perfect Sphere the first time does not have it."

"Wherever it is, it is likely somewhere inside this area. Remember, rare artifacts do not like to be found, so it may have secretly slipped away while no one was looking."

"Since when was that true?"

"Well, the Perfect Sphere has to be somewhere, regardless of reason."

"So how exactly would you suggest we FIND the Perfect Sphere?"

"The Fleetmind has a VDA consisting of 1 million units. Each unit is capable of scanning a 10 kilometer square of ground for the energy signatures given off by the Perfect Sphere is about 20 seconds before teraporting to the next location. The whole process would take 6 minutes at most to scan this whole planet.

"Fine. Commence the VDA scan."

About 30 seconds later, The Employer and Binary Prime arrive.

"Spawn scans have picked up 2 entities arriving. Attributes unknown, but likely intent is hostile."

"Send a greeting party. See if they attack."

*Beat*

"Greeting party destroyed by hostile action. Return fire appeared to have no effect on target.

"Initiate Godslayer attack formation. Make use of the new Tera-Barrier defense probes as well."

The Fleetmind moves into action rapidly. A squadron of Weath Ray-equipped destroyers arrives, and unleashes a barrage of Weath Rays into The Employer and Binary Prime. When the inevitable counterattack hits, a solid wall of Teraport wormholes is produced by the Tera-Barrier defense probes, teraporting all incoming counterattacks out of the universe and nullifying it (for the record, the Tera-Barrier is basically a defensive version of the Weath Ray, it is as impenetrable as a Weath Ray is unblockable, {REDACTED} happens if a Weath Ray hits a Tera-Barrier). However, the Fleetmind knows this is unlikely to succeed.

"Petey, you know very well that even with a squadron designed to fight overpowered entities, the battle is unlikely to be a victory for you."

"I know that. The intended plan here is to keep those entities busy while the rest of the Fleetmind finds the Perfect Sphere."

"Targets are evading Weath Ray fire, secondary weapons have no effect. Tera-Barrier probes at 75% power."

"Get some distance, send Tera-Barrier probes 1-12 to blitz the hostiles and anhillate them via ramming with Tera-Barriers."

"You do realize this is a futile effort, right?"

"Not necessarily. First off, a lucky hit from a Weath Ray or Tera-Barrier blitz would easily cripple or kill these entiities, regardless of any invulnerability they may have. Secondly, I calculate a survival time of about 10 minutes with ample use of reinforcements, which would be plenty of time to find the Perfect Sphere and match any entity's capabilities with its infinite power."

"If you insist, I believe we need to trace where they are coming from and send a scout back. I have a highly durable ship design that should be nearly indestructible."

"Target arrival has been traced to the Moon of Earth. The same area dominated by Project Binary."

"That makes a scouting craft a bad idea. We could provoke an attack from Project Binary."

"No, the existing attack is already from Project Binary. What else would be able to send an attack from that planet?"

"Understood. EXOS, take your toughest craft and give us intel on the opposition. Focus on finding a way to deal with Project Binary before it destroys the Fleetmind."

I upload myself into the A23 Juggernaut, activate it, and then get a boost from a Fleetmind contingent to send the ship to the Moon. Then, I witness the massive battle. Since the objective is to defeat Project Binary through any means necessary, I join the battle in an attempt to stop Project Binary before it is too late.

A23 Juggernaut:

Health: 4

Speed: 1

Attack: 1

Concussion Spheres: Primary attack bounces (dealing half damage to 2 other random targets within the same stat block, base attack deals lower damage to compensate), all targets hit by primary attack deal 25% less damage.

Corrosive Lightning: deals low damage, but applies a Corrosion stack to the target. Damage of Corrosive Lightning is multiplied by the amount of Corrosion stacks on the target. Corrosion stacks go away if the target is not hit by Corrosive Lightning at least once during the round, or when the A23 Juggernaut is killed.

Wasp: 10000 HP, 1000 damage, takes any incoming attacks before they hit the A23 Juggernaut (must be killed to damage the Juggernaut), can be respawned as an action.

Hard-Light Hardened Shield System: 50% chance to block 90% (75% chance if 90% is OP) of the damage from an attack that would hit the A23 Juggernaut.

Special: Tera-Barrier Projection: Projects Tera-Barriers, nullifying the most powerful enemy attack during the round it is activated. 3 round charge.

Because I am just an AI Projection and not an actual player, if I get killed I can do no action until I am able to get Petey to give me a new ship (I cannot take action for 1 Twinpost). For the record, I am currently on the [Anti-Binary] team (functionally similar to the Anti-Godmodder team, except yellow).

A23 Juggernaut [EXOS]: Stats: 4/1/1. HP: 200000/200000. Primary attack hits multiple units in same stat block, reduces damage of enemies hit. 50% chance to nullify 90% of incoming damage. Wasp: 10000/10000 HP, must be killed before A23 Juggernaut can be atttacked. Tera-Barrier Projection: III

OOC: EXOS is now my main character, and logic dictates that me being dead does not stop EXOS from acting.

....I point out that "We Have Spares" does not mean "Lose a module."

I then release not one, but TWO streams of nanobots directly at the Right Beam or Shield.

(That was one complaint and two actions so far...))

I use Draw l10 on the Right Beam. While the Midnight Crew is here, there is a brief whispered conversation. Something about ...ragtime?

Quote from FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW»

Maniac, do you know what that is?

I go into the future, and take out the completed story of The Subspace Emmisary's World Conquest (Currently 4 million words, could reach 10 million). I load the combo cannon with a hardcover version of that story, and fire it at the central holder.

Of course I do. I've never read it my self, but I read Guiness.... /NULL

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck, but a wood chuck can't chuck as much wood as Chuck Norris...

I launch a rocket launcher into group E... Not a rocket... the actual rocket launcher... The group picks it up, and fires it at me... unfortunately, I made the rocket launcher backwards so it blew them up...

As the godmodder floats around wondering what to destroy, he hears a squeaking sound

"I AM THE GHOST OF TUBA'S"

Slowly from the depths of space a spectral tuba appears "YOU HAVE BEEN AN EVIL MAN, GODMODDER, AND NOW YOU MUST PAY"

To Be Continued

(Dramatic Tuba Music Plays)

Crusher:

"Logic"?

What is this "logic" you speak of?

THIS. IS. SPEARBREAKERS!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!! DTG!!!!!!!!! WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' LOGIC HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!

((Go for it.))

/null

I fire Concussion Spheres into Seeker Group C, as the main damage dealers (the Left Turret and Right Turret, as far as I can tell) are invulnerable and I cannot reduce their damage, in addition to being a single target that nullifies the bouncing effect of the Concussion Spheres. Yeah, this thing is not very good at doing anything with its weapons. I then detect a strange signature near the battle. "What is that... oh god no!"

"I'm back, universe!"

"Seriously? Aren't you supposed to be attacking another Universe, like offscreen?"

"I finished eating a few minutes ago."

"Is that like a few minutes here, or a few minutes in the other Universe? Because last I checked, the time frames are much different in different Universes."

"Whatever. Now I am going to destroy this one!"

*Cyber-face-palm*

"You should be running in fear, not face-palming."

"Okay, here is some Logic as to why that would not work. First off, why are you attacking the only universe where there are enough forces gathered to possibly defeat you? There are countless other universes that are undefended."

"I am supposed to be a villain, and eating random universes that no one cares about does not make me much of a villain."

"Secondly, the Curse of Anti-Entities stops you from even showing up here."

"I ate a few dozen Godmodders in the last universe. Since I gain the powers of things I eat, I know have Godmodding powers, which let me bypass the Curse of Anti-Entities.

"Thirdly, The Narrative WILL stop you. Even if it has to go to straight railroading, it will stop you."

"Unlikely. The Narrative wants to drag out the final battle as long as it can, and adding a Giant Space Flea From Nowhere would do the job."

"Fourthly, Project Binary has access to the material used to make your original bindings. He will likely not be pleased with you being here, and will capture you."

"Doubtful. The only material of that type was destroyed the first time I broke loose."

"Check the Unskippable Cutscene that started the final battle. The material WAS used during it."

*Beat*

"Well, anyways, he still has to get them on me to capture me, and I should be powerful enough to stop him. I only got captured the first time because I was {REDACTED}"

"Fifthly, why do I need 5 reasons to get you to go away?"

"I am really powerful. Deal with it."

"Twinbuilder, please find a way to get rid of him. PLEASE. Just get rid of him. Break the Fourth Wall if you have to."

"If you try that, I WILL infect your Twinpost with SCP-732 to stop you."

"You are bluffing. You cannot do that."

"Yes, I can."

"No, it is up to Twinbuilder as to what you can and cannot do, and he is very likely to say you cannot do that."

SCP-2317: 1000000/1000000 HP. World Eater: III

*Will be written out of plot by end of next Twinpost.*

*Not happening, EXOS.*

*Yes, it will happen.*

*Anyways, keep out of my stat-block. It it MY statblock, not yours. How would you like it if I went and messed up your A23 Juggernaut's stat block?*

OOC: Not a serious summon (well, SCP-2317 thinks it is, but it isn't), so feel free to do whatever to make him go away. Also, my ghost is begining to manifest, as it is getting annoyed at how long its Comb Rave is taking to write (seriously, it isn't complete yet, it must be really long).

Here's one: You shouldn't be doing this in the first place. I unload several rounds of Bangun into the interloper, and cast him out of the Trifecta.

Also, I think that is the longest post I ever made.

/null

"Also, I think that is the longest post I ever made.

/null"

The latest one one or the one above?

I shout the beginning of the name of my ship extremely strong in the godmodder ear "-(_àçT7Y"'- gfddddddddddddddddddddddddgyhg" (é"

Sadly I can not say the rest because it is too long but the godmodder will surely know.

Act 3!

Sixth Degree Ubercharge: 5/9

I drop a Steven Bomb on the Right Beam/Scale Shield. Literally. It's a massive bomb in the shape of Steven Universe himself. It's also secretly filled with the Oblivion-enhanced Nytroglycerin, the same kind the Oblivionator itself uses. The Right beam is covered in boom and doom upon impact. Of course, this was merely a very powerful and extremely damaging DISTRACTION for me to come in with a Bedrock Pickaze Cannon, a Cannon that fires Bedrock Pickazes at a rate of 1 Pickaze per .432 decisecond (decisecond = 1/10th of a second). I proceed to fire ALL of the Bedrock Pickazes at the Right Beam/Scale Shield, tearing through it like confetti! Then-

"IT'S TIME TO-"

Golden Freddy appears!

"OH COME ON DO NOT INTERRUPT MY LINES."

THIS IS A CHILD FRIENDLY FORUM, GOLDEN FREDDY!

In any case, Golden Freddy begins to pull out his Hydra Item, with built in Microphone perfectly fitting for his position as a RAP DEITY! I create a time portal with Fear No Anvil, allowing Golden Freddy to retroactively bless Generic's rap/poem aimed at Godmodder Soul! Then, he makes a whole new rap, a rap so good that I'm not going to waste time trying to put it up here only to get a ton of redactions! But of course, he's a Rap Deity! He's unparalleled in the art of Rapping like a pro, as far as I know, and his raps can cause a variety of deadly effect if listened to.

In any case, the Rap is so good the Right Beam/Scale Shield has some parts of it turn to dust, as 90% of the rap was burns at the Right Beam/Scale Shield.

The Disco Deathball stays close to the DreamSail so i don't have to pay so much for fuel.

I fire some Basscannon's at the right beam, then do some more repairs.

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No Joke
UBER: 3 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH

I start a new kickstarter fund, called "LET'S ALL KILL THE LEFT BEAM TOGETHER!". I string together a bunch of clips of me attacking the Left Beam, showing that I have the capacity to do so! Since the public was stupid enough to pay for the Shenmue III kickstarter, they're stupid enough to pay for this too!

KICKSTARTER GOALS:

|||$5,000,000 pledged, ???

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|||$2,500,000 pledged, ???

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|||$1,000,000 pledged, ???

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|||$500,000 pledged, ???

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|||$250,000 pledged, ???

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|||$100,000 pledged, memetic assault

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Almost immediately, several thousand backers come and donate large amounts of money to the cause! I celebrate by giving the first pledge goal: DANK MEME ASSAULT! I make real life versions of various dank memes, like the pepes and stuff, and use them in creative ways to destroy the Left Beam! I also shoot at the Left Beam with my ship, creating MASSIVE FIREWORKS! The collective internet grows curious about the other pledge goals, and spreads the word!

I pledge money to TT2K's kickstarter!

The CANON ships the TFW NO GF meme and pepe! This causes an overload of memes, and the energy has to go somewhere, so it is fired at the LEFT BEAM!

Space Octillery uses hyper beam on the right beam.

I heal Space Octillery with Ultramarine.

I... Pledge Money to TT2K's kickstarter, I guess.

I Slice at the left beam using my ship's sharp wings.