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Using the high speed sorcery methods built into the ID_ES, I fire multiple missiles of Ligier's fire, it's shadowless green radiance cast upon, and indeed through, the Central Holder, just before the flames themselves make an impact.

Twin, why was the Central Holder not Poisoned? Anyway, I ram my ship into the Right Scale Shield repeatedly, and then blow a huge stream of confetti at it.

The Disco Deathball flies up to the DreamSail. "Resistance is futile. Because, hey, who would not accept a ship that tanks hits directed at your own ship? That would be shtupid." The Disco Deathball defends this ship this turn.

I use this post to motivate the reapair drones into doing a better job. Because without motivation, they would do nothing anyway. "Alright lazy robots! Get going! Have at em lads! Giddy up! Raus! Raus! Let's have a go at it!"

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No Joke
UBER: 3 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH

I slap a shield on the Disco Deathball.

As well as a Shield module.

Anywho, I send a swarm of nanobots at the most-likely-to-die bit of the Artemissile/Turret system.

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Last turn's finished.

" Yes, they'll make you breathe a gas and replace all your memories with tubas. Doesn't seem like a plot relevant position to me, does it?" I tell the Godmodder.

I also blaze my vulcan turrets at the power accelerator.

2 more to go.... I think I forgot to mention, if a ship dies, it counts towards my passive.

Suddenly, Gabe Newell counts to 3! Project Binary cannot comprehend this unspeakable anomaly, and the RIGHT BEAM short circuits!

Act 1!

I use my Godmodding powers to quickly learn the entirety of Vogon Poetry, speed-read the entirety of Twilight, My Immortal, and the Sonichu Comic Series, as well as any other horrible fanfiction or actual fiction I can get my hands on, and with all of that horror within my head, create the most demented, inhumane crossover between all of them, and begin to tell the crossover...In the form of Vogon Poetry, but of course. Before I begin, I give everyone else earplugs.

I begin, starting to[REDACTED][DATA EXPUNGED][REMOVED FOR PUBLIC SAFETY][CLAIMED BY SCP FOUNDATION][CONTENT DELETED][INSERT ASTERISKS HERE][THINGS MANKIND WAS NOT MEANT TO KNOW][THINGS DOLPHINKIND WAS NOT MEANT TO KNOW][RESTRICTED ACCESS][ONEOFTHEGOALONEOFTHECHALLENGE][EQUALSNONESUPERIORSONE][DANGER DO NOT READ][ACCESS REVOKED][NEVER READ THIS EVER][0100100101010100001000000100100101010011001000000100111001001111010101000010000001010100010011110010000001000010010001010010000001010011010001010100010101001110][THOU ART NOT WORTHY][DOCUMENT DAMAGED][INFOHAZARD PROTECTION][REDACTED][CLAIMED BY SCP FOUNDATION][PLEASE UNDERSTAND][BUTTON UNPRESSED][BUTTON PRESSED][WHY EVEN MAKE THIS][UNITEEXISTED][FORGET THIS PLEASE][DATA EXPUNGED][INSERT ASTERISKS HERE][THINKS DOLPHINKIND WAS NOT MEANT TO KNOW][INFOHAZARD PROTECTION][DANGER DO NOT READ][YOG-SOTHOTH APPROVED MIND ANNIHILATION][IF YOU READ THE UNREDACTED CONTENT YOU ARE LEGALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR WHATEVER HAPPENS][REDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA][THE LAST GUY DIED THERE, GOOD JOB, ALSO REDACTED][THOU ART NOT WORTHY][THINGS MANKIND WAS NOT MEANT TO KNOW][INSERT ASTERISKS HERE][CONTENT DELETED][ACCESS REVOKED]-and after that, the Power Accelerator explodes from overexposure to the worst content in known history.

I mindwipe myself of all the data before my urge to kill myself over the horrible content becomes too great to ignore. There, done.

PIT_ICARUS' TURN (2/3 Actions Remaining):

>HEALTH: 50%

>STATUS: TURNED INTO [WAS THIS EVEN PROGRAMMED IN] CODE

>AWAITING COMMAND

"This isn't exactly a good sign when half of my HP goes down in one blast."

I take out a Spectral Paintbrush and repaint some of the missing textures of the ship in a probably worthless attempt to heal it. BUT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE ABOUT PHYSICS?

Um... I'm not feeling very creative, so Eric restores the second runebroken debuff, placing it on another random enemy, Hank and Deimos continue opening fire on the seekers from the TARDIS, and I just sit here, being uncreative.

Gutza, sigma, target Seeker group B, you'll get double damage for doing so.

NO, HE JUST WANTS YOU TO THINK II IT WAS ABOUT THE PUNS...

AND IT DOESNT MATTER WHETHER OR NOT YOU CAN SUMMON STUFF YOURSELF, TEAMWORK IS ALL ABOUT WORKING WITH YOUR TEAMMATES, TO HELP THEM WITH THERE JOBS. PLUS, IT PROVES THEY ACTUALLY HAVE POWER, SO WHY HAVN'T THEY SHOWN THEIR POWER... Well I guess they have been attacking us... But, all that is stuff that they had to spend time slowly preparing... You have power to summon anything you want. So why are they in their giant spaceship... It's like they are putting themselves in a throne... After all, they are the center of the attention, to us the number one threat... Therefore they are more powerful in our eyes... More of a threat... So, why don't you simply destroy them, and take back over, and show us how powerful you are... Perhaps we would go back to fighting you... Without these wimps getting in the way.

I launch my way into group E and fire my cannon.

I continue protecting Tazz's ship

The CANON is fueled by shipping Stuart and Bob (The minions). The image of this ship is very unsettling, and it is fired at the left beam!

The Zombie Pigmen all don minion costumes, and then reenact the Stuart and Bob ship whilst attacking the left beam!

I fly to a nearby healing station.

"Hello, I'll have one ship-repairing wrench special with a side of fries."

"Would you like a drink with that, sir?"

"Yes, I'll have a gasoline cola."

"Could I interest you in dessert, sir?"

"Yes, I'll have the raspberry milkshake."

"That'll be 599,999.99."

I eat the ship-repairing wrench! It tastes terrible, but it somehow repairs my ship!

I use Combat Operandi NUKED to... somehow repair the DUX. It tries to autorepair itself.

So, besides Mera Knight's final smash having its name stolen, I'm liking the way this turn is lining up.

"I find that you Binaries must be delusional if you think you can beat us. Captain Vul! Take notes; THIS is how to use the Heavy Lobster."

The Heavy Lobster is dropped onto a random functioning component of the Artemissile. It then rampages inside for a while, damaging other random components. After a while, it runs out of gas.

"Richard, I finally got my head around your stupidity from three pages ago. You said this:"

GODMODDER SOUL: What do I gain by destroying the world? Hmm. A fancy light show? Yeah. Yeah, definitely.

GODMODDER SOUL: But also... Destroying this world will serve as a stepping stone to something greater. Much greater. After I destroy this world, I'll move on to others.

GODMODDER SOUL: I will conquer countless universes, every last one will have heard of my exploits and will fear me! Fear me and RESPECT ME!

"You don't understand anything. Besides the fact that the fancy light show will occur no matter which side you are on. I need to show you what total destruction is like. Everyone, I am sorry to disturb you, but this must be done."

The scene suddenly shifts to a black and white plane with broken buildings scattered all over the place. No sound, barely any sights, no touch or smell, even. (Sammer's Kingdom, Chapter 6-3)

The scene shifts back to the battlefield, it was just a massive illusion.

"Richard, that is what total oblivion looks like. That is what the Binaries are working towards. No conquering. No respect. Nothing. Is that what you want? No one to praise you, fear you, love you, respect you? Because that is what the Binaries want: a world where only they, and maybe you, live. Which do you think is worse? To live as the last human for eternity? Or to die, knowing that many warned you of the betrayal, including those you thought were your worst enemies? Or, take a third option and fight!"

Act 2!

Sixth Degree Ubercharge: 5/9

I really do not like the Godmodder, but the Binaries are getting my blood boiling. This is Richard at his absolute lowest point yet, and he really needs some help now, and certainly not THIS.

"Godmodder Soul! I do not ask you to ally with us, I merely ask you to rally against an enemy who would do you nothing but your own undoing, cast you aside like a filthy ragdoll and make you nothing more than a memory, a memory that those three will forever associate with foolishness and a prime example of their puppetry! I ask you now, FIGHT AGAINST THEY WHO WOULD UNFAIRLY ABANDON YOU!"

I punctuate this statement with the use of the Oblivion's Topper, trying very hard to point out exactly how much Binary WILL betray him, how he will upstage him, ruthlessly mock him at that point, and then probably obliterate him, leaving him as nothing more than a memory that they will be quick to forget as ever being powerful. Merely a puppet, a fool, to them. I attempt to show him that their goals do not TRULY align with his. I emphasize the bad memories of all the Binaries within his fragmented mind, making him come off as the snakes and worms they really are. Last, I leave a message for Alpha: "We will come soon, help us."

With that done, I grab the last Pail of Ink from before, and pour it into the explosive cartridges of the Drone Deployers until I am halfway full, leaving me ten empowered Drones-I then take the remaining bit and infuse it with the Smoke Deployer. I flip the Moorblade 2.1 backwards and hit the Thrusters to max, letting the thrusters (Six copies of Fear Itself) burn at the Power Accelerator (or Left beam if that got destroyed) with the fierce power of a Temporal Inferno for a second. Then, once I am moving again from the thruster blast, I activate the Smoke Deployer, letting off the Inky Smoke, which itself masks the firing of the ten Inky Drones and slightly empowers the ink within. They are promptly deployed, fly into the Power Accelerator (or Left Beam if the Power Accelerator is destroyed), and explode as they should-which is to say, they make an absolutely hilarious blast of doom.

I heal the dreamsail with healing blues.

Meanwhile, Octakooza, whose ability should've charged, combines Octakooza and the acid from last turn to attack the central holder.

I decide to continue repairing the SigGod demolisher with my repair kit I got along with the ship.

Anyway, i decide to tell the Godmodder.

"They will betray you, maybe not now, but sooner or later they will back stab you when they consider you no longer useful and they will toss you away like trash.

Remember Scratch, well I do, remember that he worked for Binary, remember that he wanted to summon the employer and trapped you in a tuba, sure you killed him in the Big Bang 2.0, but he worked to for Binary, obviously the Employer and Project Binary told Scratch to put you in a Tuba.

They can and would easy put you in one again on a moments notice.

Don't let second rate villains take over the show, or we might have to rename the thread "Destroy the Binary 2".

Don't let this happen."

Suits
Myths (Spades, Ace - Wilson, King - Yin&Yang, Queen - Fayther, Jack - Miraj)
Gears (clubs, Ace - AXIS, King - CogWynd, Queen - the Trio, Jack - NanoBots)
Spells (hearts, Ace - Book, King - Deck, Queen - Finches, Jack - Void Rift)
Knights (diamonds, Ace - Relic, King - Alex & Ash, Queen - Justicar, Jack - FordWing)

All cards start in the deck and I draw 4 into my hand. I'll explain what having a card in my hand actually does later.

HP: 2 Att: 0 Def: 2 (yes, it totals to 4 because the passive and active are quite strong. I essentially fight via my abilities)
Passive: You play the cards... You play the memories...

At the start of every action, I draw 1 card, up to a maximum of 6 cards. Also, I can play up to 2 cards from my hand on any entity or pick 2 entities and play a card on each.

Any entity (except myself during Royal Flush, but more on that later) can have a maximum of 4 cards played on them at any time. Cards last until they are either discarded for various reasons or I use my active ability. There may be a maximum of 10 cards in play. If I try to play any more, I must force someone to discard a card.

Each card has various effects. And some cards are different based on who its played on. A passive card effect is... well... a passive ability.
A play effect activates the moment the card is played.
A discard effect activates when the card is... discarded. Big shock. The holder (even if they're an enemy) can discard one card per action for no cost of time or damage unless the card says otherwise. Cards without discard effects cannot be discarded. However, some cards may have painful effects when discarded.
Any cards that get discarded go into the discard pile. If there are no cards left in the deck, I resuffle the discard pile back into the deck.

Active ability: Royal Flush [IIII]

On activating this ability, I take all cards from all other entities and apply them to myself for the rest of this turn and all of the next. Play effects do not activate like this and taking the cards does not count as a discard. While this ability is in effect, during either turn, I can discard any number of cards to trigger their discard effects. However, my passive is disabled, so I do not draw new cards or play the ones I have. Once the effect ends, I remove all my cards (not triggering discard effects) and discard my entire hand before drawing back up to 4 cards and starting the cycle again.

Random thing: Turret. If anyone joins me as a turret, they have their own hand of 2 cards. They draw back up to 2 cards at the end of each turn. (I'll tell them which cards they draw). Once per turn, they can play one of the cards on an entity rather than attacking.

Note: Having the 'Court of X' means you have all 4 cards of that suit played on you at once. Doesn't apply for me having them in my hand.

Ace of Myths (Wilson) - If on an enemy... Passive: Your attacks deal a little less damage. Discard: Your next attack deals a lot less damage.
If on an ally... Play: The next attack against the holder deals 30% less damage. Passive: restore a little health at the start of each turn. Discard: If the holder is above 50% hp, Talist draws a card. If the holder is below 50% hp, they gain +1 defense until the end of next turn.
King of Myths (Yin&Yang) - Play: The holder gains +1 attack for their next attack. Passive: The holder has +1 defense against the first attack each turn. Discard: The holder gains +1 attack until the end of the turn.
Queen of Myths (Fayther) - Passive: Heal for a little every time you deal damage. Discard: Gain +1 attack until the end of the turn.
Jack of Myths (Miraj) - Play: The holder is healed for a modest amount
Court Synergy: If one entity has the entire Court of Myths, the entity has +1 defense and heals a modest amount of hp every turn. They may discard the entire court to gain a 50% damage resistance for this turn and the next.

Ace of Gears (AXIS) - Play: Grants a shield to absorb some damage. Passive: Your attacks have a 20% chance to crit. Discard: The holder may reduce any stat by 1 in order to raise a different one by 2 until the end of next turn.
King of Gears (CogWynd) - If on an enemy... Passive: You take 20% more damage from other player's active abilities. Discard: Inflict lots of damage.
If on an ally... Play: Gain +1 attack this turn. Discard: Gain +1 attack this turn.
Queen of Gears (The Trio) - Passive: Your active ability is 20% more effective. Discard: Charge your active ability by 1
Jack of Gears (Nanobots) - Passive: Any ship minions you have deal 20% more damage. Discard: Gain +1 attack until the end of the turn.
Court of Gears Synergy: If one entity has the entire Court of Gears, they may lower any stat by 1 to raise another stat by 2 and can change which stat is lowered/raised at any time. They may discard the entire Court of Gears to charge their active ability by 3.

Ace of Spells (Book) - If on an enemy... Play: applies an irradiated effect, dealing modest damage per turn for 4 turns. Passive: The irradiated effect is reapplied each turn. Discard: Talist draws a card. If on an ally... Passive: When any player lands a kill, Talist draws a card. Discard: Talist draws a card.
King of Spells (Deck) - Play: Restore a modest amount of HP. Passive: Restore a little HP each turn. Discard: Talist looks at the top 3 cards in his deck, picks one and discards the other two.
Queen of Spells (Finches) - If on an enemy... Passive: Deals a little damage per turn.
If on an ally... Passive: Take a little less damage from all attacks. Cannot be discarded.
Jack of Spells (Void Rift) - Passive: If the holder dies while holding this card, Talist draws 2 cards.
Court of Spells Synergy: If any entity has the entire Court of Spells, they have +1 defense per two cards in Talist's hand. The can discard the entire Court of Spells to make Talist draw 2 cards and pick one to instantly play on the holder.

Ace of Knights (Relic) - If on an enemy... Passive: Any entity you attack gains +20% damage next turn. Discard: The holder and one of your allies take a lot of damage. If on an ally... Discard: Your next action effects 2 targets instead.
King of Knights (Alex&Ash) - If on an enemy... Play: The next attack against you minicrits. Passive: attacks against you have a 20% chance to minicrit. Discard: The next attack against you minicrits. If on an ally... Passive: Your attacks have a 20% chance to minicrit. Discard: Gain +1 attack and defense this turn and the next.
Queen of Knights (Justicar) -Passive: Take 20% less damage from all attacks. Discard: Ignore the next attack against you.
Jack of Knights (FordWing) - Passive: If on The MoorBlade 2.1 and Master Orders activates AND it happens to pick Lucario, then the MoorBlade gains +3 to attack and defense rather than just +1 for the duration of Master Orders. But that has a one in several thousand chance of happening. Discard: Gain +1 attack for this turn and the next for each other card you have. Maximum of +3.
Court of Knights Synergy: If an entity has the entire Court of Knights, they gain +1 attack and defense. Every turn they spend without attacking gives +1 attack, up to a maximum of +3. They may discard the entire Court of Knights to make their attacks for this turn and the next crit.

I draw 3 cards. King of Gears, Queen of Knights, Ace of Spells. Obviously I'm going to pick the King of Gears and discard the other two. Then I draw a new card and get the Jack of Knights.

I play both the King of Gears and Jack of Gears on the Moorblade 2.1, activating the Court Synergy. Although, please don't discard them still.

Hand: Just Jack of Knights.
Played cards: Ace of Knights on Left Beam. King of Myths on Space Octilliery. Jack of Myths on Tri Mage Fighter. Court of Gears on Moorblade 2.1. Queen of Knights on Disco Deathball.
Discard pile: Ace of Spells. Queen of Knights. King of Spells

I'll just say something to the Godmodder.

"Remember earlier when you said what you were going to do? You said something along the lines of 'maybe Binary would be a good sparing partner,'. Hm. Decided you're not strong enough to go up against him anymore?"

I feed Octakooza some healing magic juice, or whatever, then have it shoot it all at the dreamsail.

I use BT: Planet Cracker on the Power Accelerator.