Eric flings about health potions because I'm too lazy to do anything.
And Old Man Elderly crashes the space dinghy into the zombies, interrupting several attempts to hurt players (won't target attacks on entities or godmodders. Just players).
On the other hand, if I died, Old Man Elderly, in his wild horrible steering, crashes into several LIVING players instead.
Eric falls out of the sky... and I'm too lazy to retype the Tricky the clown entry, so I'll do that when a time comes that I know for a fact that I'm dead.
I yell, "THIS IS NOT A NULLPOST!" Except it is, but the godmodder is confused by me potentially taking 4 actions and quits because he thinks I am cheating, causing his attacks to fail. If this does not work, I dare him to hack into Mojang and steal a release version of 1.9 to spice up the combat ("right now the combat is basically "Whack everything to death")
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I raise Deus Ex Machina and the Abolisher, preparing for a LAW/UNLAW COMBO ATTACK! I drink a Potion of Wickedness to amplify the effect. The sole remaining Breastplate is teleported out of its housing for a second and encased in a shell of conjured bedrock. The shell of bedrock is quickly reinforced with gold-glowing, magic-infused Correspondence runes from Deus Ex Machina, not simply strengthening the bedrock but also blocking the propagation of the Abolisher's effects. I most certainly don't want this one spreading. The runes are layered, incised over and over, until the shell is essentially an inverted, one-way Perfectly Safe Capsule- the universe is near completely protected from what goes on inside. I channel all the energy from the Potion of Wickedness, all of the power boost, into the Abolisher, raise the iron staff... And abolish the strong nuclear force inside the shell.
There is a sudden awful silence. There is a sudden awful noise. There is a sudden awful silence.
The shell of bedrock, cracked and leaking plasma from the massive explosion that occurred inside it, shudders for a second, growing hot from the apocalyptic amount of energy roiling inside. I hurriedly raise Deus Ex Machina again and reinstate the lapsed universal law, shuddering at the sheer force of that attack. A mishmash of particles slowly coalesces from a raw plasma of quarks and electrons, the protons and neutrons having explosively dissociated into their component particles, before the entire thing dumps back onto the Incarnate, miraculously reforming into a heavily damaged Breastplate.
There is a sudden awful silence. There is a sudden awful noise. There is a sudden awful silence.
Mr. Adams, you are missed.
/null
If I must, I *insert long list of minimum-damage attacks* people.
If I do not need to, having dezombified in a semimiraculous manner, I materialize U.U.'s organ (It's a Johnson), pull out all the stops (including the 12 marked ?), materialize an extra set of arms because I'm not the Librarian, and start playing this track (although I hold the last note longer)
The sheer awesome, plus resonance, destructinates the Scarred Metal, and as the Scratch DOES reset a failed universe and create a new one, the creation energies implicit in its name soar up towards the Eclipse and hopefully hold it back.
I also put up a hard-light shield around myself, and levitate just a tiny bit PERMANENTLY. Not letting something that stupid happen again because I can't find the button or something.
Should Talist's/Tal-Co's attractant WORK, not have been used, and I still be a zombie, I perform the above, but instead tap into the destructive energies of the Scratch and have those spout from the organ. As the Metal Plates are metal, and not oblivion energy, they are still destructinated properly. Oops.
Do note the different targets (Scarred metal vs. Metal Plates). If I do attack the Metal Plates, consider me moved to the Chestplate for respawn purposes.
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I 360 No-scope the breastplate using the MLG Vortex Bayonet. I then go back in time and do it again, and again, and again, creating a time paradox In which the breastplate begins to decay. I then Infect it using the Screen-Locker.
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TURN 2/3
I pull out True Crystallum, swapping into Melee Mode and scoring a thick line into the Breastplate, before doing it again. And again, and again, and again. Once the Blade Charge is full, I stab the aura-sheathed blade directly into the Breastplate and unleash a Flare of Destruction. A pulse of destructive magical energy expands from the sword's tip, cracking and disintegrating the Breastplate from within. I pull the sword from the Breastplate, idly noting its resemblance to a certain other Nanohaverse blade. Except this one is made of solid metal rather than condensed magic, and is more proportionally sized than massively oversized. Really, this sword is more of a wide-bladed gladius than anything, except one with a tapering handguard that stretches into a more traditional cruciform (straight and long) handguard. But who cares, the world's ending.
Full Drive 9/10.
I then use BT Crystal Drive Lv. 5, also on the Breastplate.
I then poke, cut, trip, yell at, briefly embed into potatoes, BIRD!!!!!!!KILLITBIRD!!!!!!!!, subject to emetics, confuse, dorf, punch, slice, stumble on, stumbleupon, pester, prod, facepalm, or otherwise injure for minimal damage the requisite number of people for my healing. Creatively. With a potato for some reason. But first I take 5 HP off babysphee for wasting his turns until now. By eating his BRAINS!!!! Wait there's not much there is there...Ugh, I hate brains. They taste wrong. OH GOD MAD COW DISEASE GET IT OFF ME AAAAA *mashes A for aeons* AAAAA okay enough of that I appear to be sane. Right. Am I DONE YET?
If I am not done yet, I push through the fourth wall sloppily and accidentally punch the Godmodder in the face. "Oops. You're a jerk. Die. Brains."
The exact same thing that happened earlier happens.
5 damage to babysphee!
Before you can punch him in the face, the Godmodder grabs your head and blows it off with a shotgun he had lyongaround. He throws you back onto Apocalypse Hill. Miraculously, you function just fine without your head, what with having no HP and all.
Really? He's not going to notice a letter that suddenly appears in the mailroom, addressed to him, and him PROPERLY? Eh whatever.
/null
Okay, I should have phrased that better. Project Binary knows that the letter is there. He just doesn't care enough to open it. Plus, wasn't there some sort of rule I had put in place a year ago that said that you shouldn't really interact with Earth?
Given that I am now a Zombie, I decide that I must do Zombie-Related things. And by that, I mean build an epic wooden lady robot for the Tripod, and ship said robot with the Tripod! The Tripod is then suddenly overcome by social pressure! The robot winks it's eyes at the Tripod, and the two fall in love instantly!
However, during their dinner date near the TARDIS, (In which I am the chef...) the Wooden Lady decides that they aren't perfect together, and that she should seek out someone else. The Tripod pleads and begs for her to stay, but in a few moments, she's gone...
...and moments later, returns as a super-massive wooden war scorpion. The Tripod then takes massive emotion and physical damage.
I realize that Twinbuilder just ambushed me by posting so fast, and run away to go attack Split with Combat Operandi: Orbitotaled. If that fails (aka "not enough items"), I use Battle Technique: Terajump(onto his face so I can eat it) instead. I then pull out the Infinity Reactor to try and create infinite sacred items, which fails because of some reason, so the reactor instead blows up and hits 5 random targets with pieces of shrapnel.
OOC: I always heard it that I could make a Curse, except the godmodder would immediately make it go away.
You don't have enough Sacred Items, so...
> Crusher48: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => TERAJUMP
7,000 damage to Split!
500 damage to Split, Build, the Tripod, and Metroid Prime! 1 damage to babysphee!
Please Twin! I beg of you! Don't slay me! I DO NOT WISH TO STOP THE HOPE!
Speaking of hope, it appears that no less than ONE turn has passed! I said earlier the MOTORBOAT OF HOPE! would arrive in no more than THREE turns! And now that a turn has passed... There are only TWO turns left!
All of the people staring at the Hope Boat are swept up in a frenzy of HYPE! They all fall to the ground, rolling around, wallowing in their LOVE OF HOPE AND LIGHT! They do not know WHO or WHAT rides the motorboat...
They just know it brings hope.
And they would die for the hope.
They would DIE to make sure the HOPE came! Even if I were to somehow become a zombie, they would sacrifice themselves to me, so I could serve as a beacon, guiding this one, shining RAY of hope and light and life to his destination: HERE! To provide HOPE of VICTORY when it all seems so impossible!
JOIN ME, HOPE LOVERS! JOIN ME IN THIS GRAND CELEBRATION OF HOPE!
Why would I kill you? It would be the Godmodder who does that!
Well, since I have no idea whether or not things are going to work this next round...
If I'm still alive:
Eric uses Battle Technique: Fantasies Lvl5: Big Bads on any relevant piece on one of the metal plates:
Eric stands back a bit, hovering with the scorched and battle damaged, but still functioning Mark 42, and puts away his lightsabers, and pulls out the device used to facilitate the previous two levels of the battle technique. Even though Piono destroyed his fantasy 'verse, it has been reformed by the Narrative by now.
Next down the line, the villains. Greater by a great distance than those brought up before, but desperate times call for desperate measures. He opens up a siphon of power to Sar the great necromancer, Palpan the doom mage, Cuth the great corrupter, Apoph the destroyer of kingdoms, Shadar the great dark lord.
All of these dark, apocalyptic energies rush outwards and slam into Eric's target, the destructive power completely eating away at its very substance...
And then Old Man Elderly crashes his space dinghy into it again.
HE still doesn't seem to get how the steering works.
I walk up to FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW. I then take out the Cherub's Monado again, and use Monado Buster, but it turns out to be the Smash Bros version, which causes my attacks to be buffed. I then look him in the eye. He looks back at me. I then engage in an INTENSE STAREDOWN with him, and we keep looking each other in the eye. Unfortunately, he forgot the first rule of staring contests: Never stare down a robot. I stare at him for what seems like an eternity, and he feels a powerful need to blink. However, he can't since he's a Minecraftian. However, I knew this, and therefore only suffer a x0 facepalm combo. We then continue this INTENSE STAREDOWN for a while, but then I stop caring and use eye lasers on him. He then flies off the Incarnate. I leap down after him, preparing to run him through with my sword. I then realize that I ended up wasting my Buster. I still have the ability to renew it though, so I do so. I then somehow catch up to him and run him through with the sword.
I then activate both Spoils of War that I own, bringing the Necro Smasher down on Entity Orb (Chest), hopefully preventing it from trying anything stupid.
You use the Red Scale, causing all your attacks for the next three turns to minicrit!
You use the Necro Smasher, dealing 15,000 damage to Entity Orb 3 and Stunning it for a turn!
If I am still zombie, I summon Animatronics (yes, those animatronics) to stuff a random Pro-Godmodder player in a suit, then realize that means I am unable to eat them, so I then eat a different Pro-Godmodder player.
Otherwise, I march up to the Chestplate and kick an armor plate so hard it falls off.
You stuff The_Serpent in a suit, dealing 3 damage! You then eat ProofofconcepT, dealing 2 damage! This means you have dealt over 50,000 damage! You're cured!
I use Bide, dealing back double the damage that I take at the breastplate, times 1000 so that I don't deal around 15 damage to the breastplate.
I follow that up with an attack from another pokemon move, Close Combat. My defense is lowered for this turn, but I deal massive damage with this attack, and boost damage for every other physical move I make this turn. I am going to be dead at the end of this turn, I am almost certain.
The Godmodder deems Bide TOO OVERPOWEREDâ„¢ and restricts its power so it minicrits instead. With that in mind... you deal precisely 0 damage. If the Incarnate attacks you this turn, Bide will activate. You then use Close Combat, removing your armor but letting your next attack crit and your next next attack minicrit!
I pull out a block of infinite water from minecraft classic,and use it to flood the entire battlefield from a long distance away,then ask what the heck is going on
You don't have access to that block!
Right now we're in the final battle of the game. The Godmodder has merged with the ultimate evil of Minecraft, the Red Dragon, and has started the end of the universe, known as the Eclipse. Together, you and the Legion of Godmodders are attacking the defenses of weak spots in the Godmodder's final summon, the Incarnate, a giant mecha constructed in the Godmodder's likeness.
I continue my phantom tail combo from before now using them to restrain the Third Entity Orb while I engrave a prayer for it's destruction into it with the Kelpie's Blade.
I suck up as many chaotic energies as I possibly can, hoping to supercharge my attack, and immediately engage Battle Technique: Eruption, remaking the Shrine of 2b2t explicitly for this attack, and naturally targeting Metroid Prime.
I can't reach him with a simple chat unless I get off this mech.
...Hm...
I use a good portion of the Hearts I got to deliver a letter and package to comhraik instantly using Time Mail Delivery SystemsTM.
It reads:
"I could tell you were confused about everything going on from a mile away, so i'll paraphrase for you: The Apocalypse to end all Apocalypses. Not much else to say besides to go beat the Giant Robot you can probably see from here. You probably need some help, so i've enclosed Pit's Raddhand for you to use to help give you a slight boost in the package. Just don't die, do anything stupid, or fool with things that you're not sure of."
I then note the disturbingly low HP of ten I have and quickly get to guarding myself because that's not good to have low HP. I then finish off this turn by executing MIRROR, MIRROR (If it doesn't work, i ask for what Sacred Items need to be used for that and use the Rapidfire Bow) on the Metal Plates.
You protect yourself from attack this turn.
> PitTheAngel: COMBAT OPERANDI => MIRROR, MIRROR
You expand 7 Hog Slop and 4 Weasel Snot.
You become filled with multicolored light and levitate off the ground, a shining shield appearing, fixed onto your right hand! You examine the shield with awe, watching how its surface reflects the devilish light shining down from the sky as if it was a mirror. You realize that's what it is: the Mirror Shield, another legendary boon! An idea forming, you fly right up to the Superlaser, baiting the Incarnate's targeting systems into firing at you! A wall of lasers and other projectiles surges towards you, and they are all reflected off of the Mirror Shield, careening into a Metal Plate, which takes 30,000 damage!
I use the Great Sacred Treasure's gigantic laser sword that cut Hades in half on the Breastplate. I then eject from the Great Sacred Treasure, as it crashes straight into a metal plate, and use the Stone ability to crash straight down on another, different metal plate. I follow that up with spitting the ability star at a third metal plate, and finish by picking up a hammer, and using a hammer uppercut on a fourth metal plate.
Critted 3,000 damage to a Breastplate and three Metal Plates!
I charge up to the Chestplate and use an EMP EMP EMP EMP EMP EMP EMP EMP EMP EMP EMP EMP EMP EMP EMP attack (aka EMP spam) to disrupt the Incarnate's systems and reduce the damage dealt by its weapon systems. If I am still a zombie, I do this anyways because it is not technically an attack due to not dealing damage.
I casually set Erelye on fire, as I have no regard for his life due to his mysterious absence. However, this means that he can't do anything or play along with my shenanigans. I then realise this fact, and resolve to instead use psionics to puppet him around. The puppeting seems to be going fine, so I let omglolsguy join in on the fun. The two immediately get puppeted through an incredibly deadly doom course, but I realize that I suck at puppeting things with my psionics. Because of this, Erelye and omglolsguy get hurt really badly, as all the doom modifiers, horrific challenges and interspersed eye laser shots hurt them horribly. I then run them through a bunch of tests, but I can't do precise hand motions and they all fill out the tests horribly. They also get hurt really badly. I then run them through quests, and they get smote by CobaltShade in his true form.
To continue Megaman references, I use X1 Sigma's Electric Balls of Hard-To-Dodge-Ness on the Breastplate, and the Power Stone on the Breastplate as well. (But Power Stone is terrible!) Then I reveal that the Power Stone was actually a Lightnig Bolt (Yes, the weapon was misspelled in its own game), which is a "Screen clearing weapon", which does moderate damage to EVERYTHING!!! Or, if that's too overpowered, just to every item on the Chestplate. Note, this weapon does not damage allies nor the player using it.
Let's see, I referenced Battle Network, Classic Series, X series, and I'm not referencing a series with only two entries (Legends). I know! I use the Zero Saber from Megaman Zero on the Breastplate as well.
Lastly, I collect 1, (one) secret item. To be used at a later date.
3,000 damage to a Metal Plate! You can't be healed right now since you've been bitten by a Zombie!
With the last turn of the chestplate being overheated, I get out my splash potion of Temperature and centrifuge it, spinning it at high speeds to concentrate it. Then I splash the metal plates with it to rapidly cool them and causing them to shatter.
I use the Potion Supply to get a healing potion for Split.
Also, I forgot to respond last turn.
@God-Rich-Modder-Ard: "Probably the reason everyone called you Richard was because that's easier to use. Richard has 2 syllables where as The Godmodder has 4. And also, really? You have to steal other people's entity ideas? A+ originality effort. 10/10. If you want to prove yourself as being better than us lowly pathetic players, it would probably not be a good idea to copy us. Its already rather cheep to prevent entities. And by the way, if by 'the fox' you want to refer to Wilson, then what he says is high pitched squeaking noises, kinda like those inflatable doggie chew toys."
@Red Dragon: So you're saying the Red Dragon is an easily divisible gas? Or maybe a being of pure energy? The problem with those now is that they can't hold a form for very long. And how did the Red Dragon just "magically" move most of its mass over somewhere else? That still has the problem of needing something to kick off of. I'm kinda running out of ideas here, but if I keep trying, maybe this will get a case of Hellkite Dragon Syndrome.
@Mythic: Yes, potions. Tons of them. I built up all these via Wilson slowly over time. What hasn't been sold is now free. Although it seems like the Godmodder prevents any splash buff potions from working. Also, you seem to actually know what a kitsune is. Good for you.
My stuff:
Potion of Flares, Potion of Oblivion, Potion of War II.
-H-M-A-S----S-H-I-P-
GODMODDER: It's funny how you only pay attention to the Entity Orbs when they've taken the concepts of one of your own entities.
6,500 damage to a Metal Plate!
You can't heal Split right now!
The Red Dragon DOES have infinite forms, so you're not far off.
I then pick up a Potion of Fortune from the potion emporium, pull out a Diamond pickaxe, and, since metals of all kinds are considered precious to me, mine the hell out of the Incarnate's chest plate.
Because Twin is such an awesome GM, I decide to reward him. Pulling out several stacks of wood, I build an elaborate fortress! My wooden animatronic knights usher him into the great halls. Inside, there's flowing fountains, crystal chandeliers and fine carpeting. Twin is taken to an upper bedroom, and is given a feast fit for a king!
...and cookies. You know, that brand that Twin likes. As Twin enjoys his munchies, fatigue begins to overtake him, and he falls onto his bed, face-first. Unfortunately, the entire bed turned into razor-sharp splinters as he fell. Ripping splinters out of his clothes, Twin suddenly realizes that he must escape the castle!
Blasting down the door with first-guardian powers, Twin barrels down the stairwell, and is confronted by dozens of animatronic knights! Most of the knights go down easily, but he doesn't escape unharmed. Then, reaching the front gate, he tries to open it. Locked. Then, he tries to blast it down. But for some reason, the gates hold steady. And then, arrows fill the room. AMBUSH!
Twin takes multiple arrows to the face, knees and other places. Taking cover behind an overturned chair, he stops to catch his breath as arrows slam into the walls behind him. Then, the chair sinks into the ground, it's wooden contents being brought elsewhere. With no cover and no choice, Twin runs up the stairwell. Perhaps he could escape through a window. But as he reaches the final step, a wooden hammer swings down, slamming into him, knocking him down the steps, which just so happened to nearly triple in size.
Twin then falls down the stairs for awhile, and at the bottom is a giant deathtrap of giant swinging axes and crushers and whatnot. Twin somehow slides right through them without dying, sustaining slight injuries in the process. Despite living that, he's back at the front gates, with the archers firing upon him. Still.
The archers are soon torn apart. Really, he should've just attacked. He has like, 100,000 HP. As the last archer falls, loud noises are heard as the ceiling morphs and twists! Most of the castle's mass is then dropped above Twin in the form of a giant spider mech. After a short battle featuring cannons to the face, impromptu dancing and a game of solitaire, Twin defeats the wooden spider mech by lighting it on fire with a torch he found sitting around.
The entire castle soon ignites, and Twin pounds on the door, hoping that it'll break from stress or something. Then, a giant flaming battering ram flies towards him, slams him straight through the gates, and despite all the injuries, Twin watches with satisfaction as the castle is converted to a bonfire.
...then I throw him in, and dump tons of gasoline and napalm onto the fire.
AAAA̷̵̴AÌ›A̸A̢͘͟GÍ H͜͞H
...Ugh... Looks like I took... What was it... 17,500 damage from that?
I do an absurdly generic thing to INCARNATE. So absurdly generic, in fact, that merely looking at a description of it would make the reader more generic by seven orders of magnitude. Of course, having it done to you is far, far worse.
Also, Perfectly Generic Object > Very Fine 1/?
You poke a random part of the Right Arm that has no HP bar, so nothing happens!
You do understand that the Alchemiter was destroyed, right?
As the MOTORBOAT OF LIGHT draws nearer, we realize that, since it's an entire turn closer, we can make out more details! We also simultaneously rush to random nearby binocular-stands, jamming all our quarters in to get a closer look!
The light burns so brightly, we can't make out many more details! But we CAN see that the motorboat is the color WHITE! Immediately, we all burst into giggles, also known as hype exiting your body through the mouth! We all look again, and see that the motorboat's sail has some sort of symbol on it! We can't make it out, and yet, the pure KNOWLEDGE that such a symbol EXISTS makes us unable to look at the motorboat anymore, for risk of exploding with hype!
We all head back to the party, and even with a massive cake, it just doesn't seem like enough to commemorate it! We need MORE flashiness! MORE light, though we can never match the light of the approaching HOPE!
I summon a bear to go attack Build... Watch out... This could get grizzly
Unfortunately, the bear wanders off, and I need to find him. I come to a crossroad and wonder... Should I BEAR right or BEAR left. Fortunately I see a hunter who killed my pet, and skinned him BEAR. This sight was unBEARable.
The moans of everyone fighting filter through and blast away at build. And somehow the Bear comes back alive and bites build. He was just a gummy bear
I call upon the HYPE TRAIN, and whip out a yo-yo. Proof laughs, because such a ridiculous weapon should never be used! I then smack him in the face for his transgressions, and reveal that it is in fact the Terrarian! Suddenly, a bunch of minecarts sweep in, smacking into Proof at full speed! I then realize that trains don't exist in Terraria yet, so this was the best I could manage. I sigh, and pull out the True Copper Shortsword, throwing it at Proof with all my might. It hits his face and explodes in it, causing him to take heavy damage. It flies back into my hand, and I summon a Goblin Invasion, causing Proof to get horribly maimed by an onslaught of goblins!
We decide to stare as hard as we can at the motorboat, to see the figure on it! We look and look, and using what we can piece together, we determine that there is a COCOON on the motorboat! It is brown with light brown flecks! ANYTHING could be inside it! This heightens the tension and mystery surrounding the motorboat, and with it, the HYPE!
The Incarnate may be powerful! It might be the most powerful thing ever! But what comes on this motorboat WILL give us a shot-a tiny shot, a small chance, but a chance!-at BEATING this monstrosity! Looking around, seeing all the dead players, the slowly collapsing godmodder legions, the 2/5 beaten Incarnate... Most of our resources with which to fight are GONE! Our only hope... is the HOPE! The motorboat of HOPE!
My epic speech motivates us all so much that all the followers prepare the most awesome banner in all of Minecraft to commemorate him! We put every last material we can gather into making it perfect! When it's done, we don't even know what symbol it is, just that it's AMAZING!
We run all over the Incarnate, placing copies of the banner everywhere! We place them on all the islands, on the Incarnate's various parts(dodging all the weaponry that is inevitably fired our way)! Before long, everything and everyone is covered in banners!
Antimatter Torpedoes: 16. Reloaded. Ready for use.
==Actions==
Zombie Lothyra sees Engie.
Freedomz...
She rolls the Computerized Decad at Engie. Since she's a zombie, Richard the Godmodder won't interfere with her roll.
10-5-9-4-6-5-5-5-7-3
The robotics and programming that dictate engie's drone go haywire, sealing him inside of his own drone and causing all of his weapons systems to fire on himself! 10 damage!
Potions: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x2, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $376 (+2 to Wilson)
Battlefield: I use the magma multiplier on the metal plates
-HMAS Ship-
Well, the news, which isn't necessarily good or bad, is as follows:
As I'm sure you figured out, I was planning on returning home to Cenia. However, I've just made a deal regarding Earth.
The ship's actually heading there right now... I just thought I should tell you this, so you can decide what to do.
The way I see it, you can return to the TARDIS or come along with me to Earth.
Blue then turns to look at the 'camera'.
I'm sure Build would welcome you there, right?
The Magma Multiplier deals 20,000 damage to a Metal Plate!
WHAT? I don't even like terraria... Either way, your attack also damages yourself, since you hit me with yourself. You yo-yo
Did you hear about the milk truck crash? It was UDDERLY terrible, however both of the drivers were all right. The car driver sued the milk truck driver. She got a bad lawyer, he SKIMMED off the top. She only got 2 percent. Either way, the truck driver was in a WHOLE lot of trouble.
The milk truck lands on build... It was very MOOOOOving. Tear were coming out by the GALLONS.
Potions: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x2, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $378 (+2 to Wilson)
Battlefield: I shoot the ultracompound at the metal plates
I jump onto Mythic's head, and construct a giant wooden platform on him. I then call upon a horde of zombies, and we hold a massive dance party on the platform, with Mythic forced to hold it up! One false step could mean the platform goes tumbling, and the zombies will attempt to maul him! But the weight keeps piling on; more zombies leap onto the platform, and suddenly, disco lights are installed, lighting up the skies!
Also, the Crypt of the Necrodancer OST is blaring really, really loudly. So loudly, that Mythic's ears pop! He staggers around slightly, still managing to keep the platform up. And then, a giant lands on the platform. Mythic's at his limit! He watches as a single chubby zombie moves slowly towards the platform...
cc: BEST. DANCE. PARTY. EVER. Hey, given that this actually needs to deal damage, we should all jump in place. Like right now.
Every single last zombie on the platform jumps, and Mythic is suddenly crushed by the downward force. Then, the zombies, angered that their party was disrupted, tear apart the platform and maul him! All while the music blares on...
I fill the Potion Sryinge with a Potion of War II and inject that into Build to give him some damage resistance. Zombies, quit hitting Build! He's one of the more important characters for the whole "winning" thing.
@Red Dragon: Well, at least I've gotten the beast down from infinite size and going everywhere at once down to just the size of a couple of planets. Hm. I think I thought of something else. Just how big is the Red Dragon? Because if its the size of the Earth-Moon system or something, there's another problem. It would take several seconds for the Dragon to react to anything because nerve signals just can't move that fast. It takes light a couple (about 2.7) to get from Earth to the Moon and back, so the Red Dragon would take about 5 seconds to react to anything due to limits on the speed of light. Unless hes using something else, like Spooky Interaction (yes, the highly technical name for Quantum Entanglement), but that has its own host of problems, such as not actually working.
My stuff:
Potion of Flares, Potion of Oblivion, Potion of War II.
-H-M-A-S----S-H-I-P-
All further attacks at me will deal halved damage!
All you really did was get the size of the portion of the Red Dragon attacking you down to the size of a couple of planets. But you don't really have to worry about the rest of it. Not yet, anyway. There are no such thing as nerve signals in Minecraftia! Everything runs on code!
Potions: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x2, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $380 (+2 to Wilson)
Battlefield: I stab a metal plate with the lazuli fencer
-HMAS Ship-
Hmm... I'd tell you, but I don't want everyone knowing, you know? Let me try something...
Blue proceeds to tell Wilson about the deal through narrative summary.
(It's not particularly important, but all the same, it is confidential)
Also, no, I was trying to look into the update terminal, to talk to Build. I guess it's omniscient too, but looking is a trope, probably.
Blah Blah Blah Battle Technique Ceasefire on Metroid Prime Blah Blah Blah Set my hands on fire Blah Blah Blah Power of 'Blah blah blah' Blah Blah Blah tear into it like a pinata Blah Blah Blah ect.
I give an indignant glare at any zombies who may have attacked me this turn, then focus on busting open the metal plating with a Battle Technique: TROLLDIER.
I toss a can of it's lime flavored soda behind the Third Entity Orb, then slash at it with static-tail-blades until the suddenly slides apart into clean diagonal slices. Unfortunately, the cuts had to be pretty forceful to get through the Orb.
@Everyone: No! Don't heal Build! We can't heal him because SOME zombies keep hitting him. Loophole it and give him armor, dodge, damage resistance, decoys, block chance, absorption, etc. Anything protective that isn't healing.
I spray the metal plates with grade A, hyper quality, gold edition zombie attractant (a star product of Tal-Co Industries, extracted straight from whatever is in that house in Plants Vs Zombies), causing the next zombie attack to hit the plates instead.
My stuff:
Potion of Flares, Potion of Oblivion, Potion of War II.
I pull spare construction materials that the Anachron left behind out of orbit, forming a mobile fortress composed entirely of capital-ship hullplate around Build.
I also heal either myself, or another player who needs it more.
Eric flings about health potions because I'm too lazy to do anything.
And Old Man Elderly crashes the space dinghy into the zombies, interrupting several attempts to hurt players (won't target attacks on entities or godmodders. Just players).
On the other hand, if I died, Old Man Elderly, in his wild horrible steering, crashes into several LIVING players instead.
Eric falls out of the sky... and I'm too lazy to retype the Tricky the clown entry, so I'll do that when a time comes that I know for a fact that I'm dead.
I kinda want someone to kill me now.
+2 HP to ninjatwist321!
Next Zombie attack that would damage a player won't work!
You swear you can see the Incarnate smirk, even though it has no mouth.
I raise Deus Ex Machina and the Abolisher, preparing for a LAW/UNLAW COMBO ATTACK! I drink a Potion of Wickedness to amplify the effect. The sole remaining Breastplate is teleported out of its housing for a second and encased in a shell of conjured bedrock. The shell of bedrock is quickly reinforced with gold-glowing, magic-infused Correspondence runes from Deus Ex Machina, not simply strengthening the bedrock but also blocking the propagation of the Abolisher's effects. I most certainly don't want this one spreading. The runes are layered, incised over and over, until the shell is essentially an inverted, one-way Perfectly Safe Capsule- the universe is near completely protected from what goes on inside. I channel all the energy from the Potion of Wickedness, all of the power boost, into the Abolisher, raise the iron staff... And abolish the strong nuclear force inside the shell.
There is a sudden awful silence. There is a sudden awful noise. There is a sudden awful silence.
The shell of bedrock, cracked and leaking plasma from the massive explosion that occurred inside it, shudders for a second, growing hot from the apocalyptic amount of energy roiling inside. I hurriedly raise Deus Ex Machina again and reinstate the lapsed universal law, shuddering at the sheer force of that attack. A mishmash of particles slowly coalesces from a raw plasma of quarks and electrons, the protons and neutrons having explosively dissociated into their component particles, before the entire thing dumps back onto the Incarnate, miraculously reforming into a heavily damaged Breastplate.
The Godmodder replaces the Potion of Wickedness with a Potion of Harming! You take 3 damage!
If I must, I *insert long list of minimum-damage attacks* people.
If I do not need to, having dezombified in a semimiraculous manner, I materialize U.U.'s organ (It's a Johnson), pull out all the stops (including the 12 marked ?), materialize an extra set of arms because I'm not the Librarian, and start playing this track (although I hold the last note longer)
The sheer awesome, plus resonance, destructinates the Scarred Metal, and as the Scratch DOES reset a failed universe and create a new one, the creation energies implicit in its name soar up towards the Eclipse and hopefully hold it back.
I also put up a hard-light shield around myself, and levitate just a tiny bit PERMANENTLY. Not letting something that stupid happen again because I can't find the button or something.
Should Talist's/Tal-Co's attractant WORK, not have been used, and I still be a zombie, I perform the above, but instead tap into the destructive energies of the Scratch and have those spout from the organ. As the Metal Plates are metal, and not oblivion energy, they are still destructinated properly. Oops.
Do note the different targets (Scarred metal vs. Metal Plates). If I do attack the Metal Plates, consider me moved to the Chestplate for respawn purposes.
I 360 No-scope the breastplate using the MLG Vortex Bayonet. I then go back in time and do it again, and again, and again, creating a time paradox In which the breastplate begins to decay. I then Infect it using the Screen-Locker.
I pull out True Crystallum, swapping into Melee Mode and scoring a thick line into the Breastplate, before doing it again. And again, and again, and again. Once the Blade Charge is full, I stab the aura-sheathed blade directly into the Breastplate and unleash a Flare of Destruction. A pulse of destructive magical energy expands from the sword's tip, cracking and disintegrating the Breastplate from within. I pull the sword from the Breastplate, idly noting its resemblance to a certain other Nanohaverse blade. Except this one is made of solid metal rather than condensed magic, and is more proportionally sized than massively oversized. Really, this sword is more of a wide-bladed gladius than anything, except one with a tapering handguard that stretches into a more traditional cruciform (straight and long) handguard. But who cares, the world's ending.
Full Drive 9/10.
I then use BT Crystal Drive Lv. 5, also on the Breastplate.
You keep True Crystallum equipped and leave it in Melee Mode, the octahedral gem at its hilt blinking in tandem with the gems on your gloves. You grasp the sword and its actual blade, normally jet-black, undergoes a transformation as a hot purple sheen starts traveling on it. When it reaches the tip of the blade, the holographic image of a purple cross surrounds the blade, and a purple halo rests on your head. You proceed to charge at the Breastplate, smiting it with magical amethyst flames. 10,000 damage!
Split decides to not use Anthem just yet and surges at the Chestplate, using the most horrific constructions ever made by humankind against the Breastplate: ALTERNATIVE ENERGY SOURCES! A few windmills sprout up on the bedrock far beneath the Incarnate, so tall that the actual mills come up to the Incarnate's knees. Without warning, the bases of the windmills split up and detach into legs that stretch up, causing the windmills to come up to the Incarnate's chest! The windmill machines move towards the Incarnate, moving past its fire disturbingly quickly. They pound into the Breastplate, dealing 25,000 damage!
Except that the windmills don't leave after Split summoned them. Split orders his windmill minions around, moving them towards the Legion of Godmodders. They stomp and pound at the ground the Legion's on, causing them to scatter. Split cackles... Ugh. Looks like it's time for the one hero who can get us out of this mess. Riding down on a horse from a pillar of light is none other than Don Quixote, Bane of Windmills everywhere. Using his jousting lance, Don Quixote slices clean through the windmills as if it was his life's work - and indeed, it is. Don Quixote then looks at the Incarnate, the most unfathomable giant he's ever seen... But dismisses him as a windmill. He goes on his merry way, but stops when everyone yells at him to put his lance to use and attack the Incarnate! Don complies and chucks the Lance at a Metal Plate. It embeds itself inside and explodes with a shower of green light. 25,000 damage!
The Legion of Godmodders, more than a bit annoyed at Split, decide to move on regardless. The Legion of Godmodders all have another collective eureka moment and get out a piece of blue paper extremely huge! The entire Legion draws on the paper, using it as the biggest blueprint known to man - a blueprint for a 3D printer! The Legion of Godmodders flies around the blueprints in a circular formation, and raises their arms up. Four-dimensional lightning crackles around the blueprints as the biggest 3D printer any of you have ever seen rises out of it! The printer then begins printing something... something bigger than itself.
This process takes several hours.
When the 3D printer is done, a fully fledged copy of the Incarnate has formed! The Legion of Godmodders commands the Faux Incarnate to attack the actual Incarnate, and the two begin a test of wills! The two grapple each other with their arms, causing even more cracks to appear in bedrock! Portions of it fall away entirely... Finally, the Faux Incarnate reveals its secret weapon: a fully intact Godarm! The Godarm's mechanisms retract and spin around each other, forming a flaming sword that is plunged through a Metal Plate and the Breastplate, destroying the Metal Plate and dealing 40,500 damage to the Breastplate!
Metroid Prime fires Ultrafrigid Breath at a Metal Plate, dealing 10,000 damage! The Tripod fires grenades that deal 6,000 damage to the Breastplate and a Metal Plate! The Legion of Godmodders summons another entity! ...Oh, great. It's these guys again.
The Eclipse inches past the halfway point... It's now closer to GodCraft than space... The Red Dragon's influence spreads throughout GodCraft again, becoming crashing waves! These are nowhere near as turbulent as the tsunamis that swept away the Legion of Godmodders, but they quickly fill the void left by bedrock, filling the field up to the height of Apocalypse Hill... And then, in the middle of the sea, heralded by a flash of red lightning and a clap of thunder, a blood-red tornado appears in the middle of the water, dragging the power of the Red Sea into it and turning it into a luminescent plasma-esque substance that reacts with the water and emits large amounts of crackling smoke. 150 Alpha Godmodder's eyes instantly start bleeding the plasma, and they fall to the floor, writhing in pain! They then get swept into the tornado and are pulverized...
The Incarnate's Head deals 40,000 damage to the Tripod and 10,000 damage to SBaHJ! They flicker slightly, but you all chalk it up to their inherent corruption. The two Busters fire at the Legion of Godmodders, firing twin lasers of oblivion and corruption at them! The Legion redirects the lasers, but the Godmodder comes prepared, and uses the Busters to fire even greater sets of lasers! The two war with each other, but then something happens... The Incarnate sucks up both sets of lasers into the Superlaser, channeling and intensifying their energy! The Superlaser now crackles immensely with red and purple energy...
And then, the Superlaser fires, the entirety of the Incarnate pulsating red and purple colors. A titanic beam of fuchsia power spirals towards the Legion of Godmodders, who are washed inside of it. The remaining Alphas and 30 Betas are annihilated in one fell swoop, and the Tripod and Metroid Prime take 15,000 damage each! The Legion stands numbly as they realize one-fifth of their power has been depleted, and the Incarnate doesn't show any signs of slowing down... The Godmodder takes their Sad memories and stores them in the Right Arm!
The Itinerary:
> All: Penetrate the Incarnate's various defenses to get to the weak points!
> All: Destroy the Incarnate's Entity Orbs!
> All: Help defend the Legion of Godmodders!
> All: Help defend Build!
THE TRIALS:
I. FINAL WAVE .I
II. DEMONHEAD .II
III. INFESTATION .III
IV. ASCENT .IV
V. EXODUS .V
==> VI. ECLIPSE .VI <==
Armageddon Hill:
IMPETUS COMB METER:======================================== 1,398,000/8,000,000. (Gains +500,000/turn.)
Current Impetus Comb: 13
babysphee: [AG] HP: 9/25. Has Super Armor.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage every turn.
ProofofconcepT: [PG] HP: 11/20.
Split: [N] HP: 71,000/250,000. Weapon Mode: Contrivance. Temporal Piano: II Organ Grinder: II Anthem: II
Build: [AG] HP: 75,000/200,000. Slowing the Eclipse.
Majestic Beard: [PG] HP: 284,500/300,000. Can open up to reveal [REDACTED] Can godmod attacks.
Scar: [PG] Contains godmodding energy. Guarded by Scarred Metal and Majestic Beard.
Chaos Bar: III
Godarm: (Leads to Chestplate.) Claimed.
Oblivion Buster: [PG] HP: 190,000/250,000. Fires missiles at foes. Can be used every other turn.
Entity Orb 1: [PG] HP: 500,000/500,000. Below left shoulder. Current Entity: Hickam Airfield. Launches planes that can deal splash damage.
Chaos Bar: III
Right Arm: (Leads to Chestplate.) Claimed.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Corruption Buster: [PG] HP: 190,000/250,000. Fires lasers at foes. Can be used every other turn.
Entity Orb 2: [PG] HP: 500,000/500,000. Below right shoulder. Current Entity: Fayther. Can take memories and turn them into buffs and debuffs. Memories: IIIIII Violent, Sad.
Chaos Bar: III
Chestplate: (Leads to all other Areas.)
insert_generic_username:[AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 46,000/50,000.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%. Oblivion: II The_Nonexistent_Tazz:[AG] HP: 0/25. Has Alpha Armor. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 46,500/50,000.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. gutza1: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 18,000/50,000. Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 33,000/50,000. TT2000: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
Talist: [AG] HP: 27/25. Has Super Armor. Ubercharged.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 6/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 40%.
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 21/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Super Armor.
TSFHISEPIC: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor.
FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW: [AG] HP: 16/25. Has Super Armor.
mythicZoologist: [AG] HP: 18/25. Has Super Armor.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor. ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 0/25. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 3,000/50,000.
K4yne: [N] HP: 10/25.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 10/25.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Breastplate: [PG] HP: 76,000/250,000. Can open up to reveal [REDACTED]
Metal Plates: [PG] HP: 80,500/100,000. (x1.) 96,500/100,000. (x1.) Block attacks. Open up to reveal [REDACTED]
Superlaser: [PG] Contains godmodding energy. Can unleash devastating attacks. Guarded by Breastplates and Metal Plates.
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 16/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Left Leg: (Leads to Chestplate.) Destroyed.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 14,000/50,000.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
nulitor: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 17/20.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 1/125. Killstreak: 86. Inside the Incarnate's Cockpit.
Curses of Anti-Charging, Anti-Entities, Anti-Alchemy, and Anti-Respawns are in effect. They CANNOT be dispelled.
Um, I was never bitten by a zombie. Attacked by one, sure, but he explicitly used the Monado.
If that counts, okay, fine. If not, then my Roll battle chip is still allowed to heal.
Also, I missed some parts about Bide. It takes the cumulative damage over three turns and unleashes it, so in two turns it will unleash. If I faint/die, my bide is wasted.
I extend my right arm, splaying out the fingers of my hand. As an emerald mist slowly appears in the air around me.
[MZ]: Endless brass city beyond the world.
[MZ]: Overseen by the radiant prince of the forge.
Since my static-aura hasn't returned to it's normal shape yet, that means I still have five vaguely tail-like appendages to work with. I take advantage of this by using one to draw the sign of Ligier, the Green Sun, in the air. And wrap the other four around my arm and help channel the destructive forces I'm about to work with.
[MZ]: Demon emperor and master of the art of dance.
[MZ]: Ligier, grant me your power, as bound by the circle of diamond.
The mist gathers into a shifting green sphere, about the size of an orange, that floats in front of my hand. Held in place by the static tails.
[MZ]: Total Annihilation!
The sphere launches towards the Metal Plates. Trailing with bright green light.
Once the it reaches it's target, the sphere bursts into a pillar of searing green flames, fifty minecraftian blocks wide and reaching up to the top of the server. Scorching everything it touches.
((quick note since I don't have time for a full post: TT, k4yne, one of you needs to go to the head, then the two of you unleash dual comb rave and completely screw crap up.
I don't see any other way to do this, because we're barely nibbling away at that thing's health. The Eclipse is going to hit us soon after we finish the breastplate at this rate, we seriously need to hurry the heck up.))
otions: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x2, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $382 (+2 to Wilson)
Battlefield: I use gib eclipse to heal Build. This is somehow more effective than usual because it has the word eclipse in it.
-HMAS Ship-
No, it's not really important. Besides, I plan on staying on Earth until at least the start of the next war, so I don't expect you to hang around for the whole time. While I don't know much about the planet either, I'm sure there's something for you to do there. We should be arriving in a week or two, barring anything unfortunate, which is honestly probably overly optimistic...
I stare at the jpeg jokers, the corrupting comedians themselves, and immediately deduce that... THE SBAHJ RUSE. WAS A DISTACTION. Knowing this, it will in no way hurt me emotionally to rough these impostors up a bit. I casually use GENERIC STORM level one on them, as any jpeg-based attacks would have a chance of backfiring.
"Seriously, why does every thing that tries to destroy the multiverse have to be ugly? I mean, it's uncreative as possible! How can you really instate the Curse of Unoriginality without docking this a number of levels!"
I take three items out of Hammerspace, bringing my total up to four items. I reveal two of these to be BOXING GLOVES! that I promptly stick on my hands. I use a Three Star Uppercut on the Majestic Beard with such force that the BOXING GLOVES! catch on fire.
"WHOA that's hot! GET. OFF!"
After taking a point of fire damage, I throw the still burning BOXING GLOVES! on the Combed Hair.
I then take my third item, and reveal it to be a Gunlance, from Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate. I shove the lance in the Scarred Tissue, and hold RXY all at once.
"Charge it up, and
WYVERN FIIIIIIRE!"
The knock back from the attack sends me tumbling, and the 4th item falls out of my pocket: A mushroom with a heart on it.
"Um, Twin? Did the Godmodder see that? And if so, does he know what that is?"
Bide:
Turns left 2/3
Damage 2000
RIP The other two posts I've tried to make this turn but disappeared.
If I'm alive still:
Eric flings about health potions because I'm too lazy to do anything.
And Old Man Elderly crashes the space dinghy into the zombies, interrupting several attempts to hurt players (won't target attacks on entities or godmodders. Just players).
On the other hand, if I died, Old Man Elderly, in his wild horrible steering, crashes into several LIVING players instead.
Eric falls out of the sky... and I'm too lazy to retype the Tricky the clown entry, so I'll do that when a time comes that I know for a fact that I'm dead.
I kinda want someone to kill me now.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I yell, "THIS IS NOT A NULLPOST!" Except it is, but the godmodder is confused by me potentially taking 4 actions and quits because he thinks I am cheating, causing his attacks to fail. If this does not work, I dare him to hack into Mojang and steal a release version of 1.9 to spice up the combat ("right now the combat is basically "Whack everything to death")
/null
I pour grease into the superlaser damaging the entity orb.
Come to kspcity! Transportation
http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/ http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/tra
Industry
http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/ind
Turn 1/3
I raise Deus Ex Machina and the Abolisher, preparing for a LAW/UNLAW COMBO ATTACK! I drink a Potion of Wickedness to amplify the effect. The sole remaining Breastplate is teleported out of its housing for a second and encased in a shell of conjured bedrock. The shell of bedrock is quickly reinforced with gold-glowing, magic-infused Correspondence runes from Deus Ex Machina, not simply strengthening the bedrock but also blocking the propagation of the Abolisher's effects. I most certainly don't want this one spreading. The runes are layered, incised over and over, until the shell is essentially an inverted, one-way Perfectly Safe Capsule- the universe is near completely protected from what goes on inside. I channel all the energy from the Potion of Wickedness, all of the power boost, into the Abolisher, raise the iron staff... And abolish the strong nuclear force inside the shell.
There is a sudden awful silence. There is a sudden awful noise. There is a sudden awful silence.
The shell of bedrock, cracked and leaking plasma from the massive explosion that occurred inside it, shudders for a second, growing hot from the apocalyptic amount of energy roiling inside. I hurriedly raise Deus Ex Machina again and reinstate the lapsed universal law, shuddering at the sheer force of that attack. A mishmash of particles slowly coalesces from a raw plasma of quarks and electrons, the protons and neutrons having explosively dissociated into their component particles, before the entire thing dumps back onto the Incarnate, miraculously reforming into a heavily damaged Breastplate.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
Mr. Adams, you are missed.
/null
If I must, I *insert long list of minimum-damage attacks* people.
If I do not need to, having dezombified in a semimiraculous manner, I materialize U.U.'s organ (It's a Johnson), pull out all the stops (including the 12 marked ?), materialize an extra set of arms because I'm not the Librarian, and start playing this track (although I hold the last note longer)
The sheer awesome, plus resonance, destructinates the Scarred Metal, and as the Scratch DOES reset a failed universe and create a new one, the creation energies implicit in its name soar up towards the Eclipse and hopefully hold it back.
I also put up a hard-light shield around myself, and levitate just a tiny bit PERMANENTLY. Not letting something that stupid happen again because I can't find the button or something.
Should Talist's/Tal-Co's attractant WORK, not have been used, and I still be a zombie, I perform the above, but instead tap into the destructive energies of the Scratch and have those spout from the organ. As the Metal Plates are metal, and not oblivion energy, they are still destructinated properly. Oops.
Do note the different targets (Scarred metal vs. Metal Plates). If I do attack the Metal Plates, consider me moved to the Chestplate for respawn purposes.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
I 360 No-scope the breastplate using the MLG Vortex Bayonet. I then go back in time and do it again, and again, and again, creating a time paradox In which the breastplate begins to decay. I then Infect it using the Screen-Locker.
I'll be making my great escape now!
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 8/9
Antimatter Buster Nuke: Used.
Tiny Antimatter Canisters: 6
Antimatter Torpedoes: 16. Reloaded. Ready for use.
==Actions==
Zombie Lothyra fires the Heavy Light set to "Drill" at Engie, trying to penetrate the drone's armor. Then she uses Universal Power to damage him more.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
TURN 2/3
I pull out True Crystallum, swapping into Melee Mode and scoring a thick line into the Breastplate, before doing it again. And again, and again, and again. Once the Blade Charge is full, I stab the aura-sheathed blade directly into the Breastplate and unleash a Flare of Destruction. A pulse of destructive magical energy expands from the sword's tip, cracking and disintegrating the Breastplate from within. I pull the sword from the Breastplate, idly noting its resemblance to a certain other Nanohaverse blade. Except this one is made of solid metal rather than condensed magic, and is more proportionally sized than massively oversized. Really, this sword is more of a wide-bladed gladius than anything, except one with a tapering handguard that stretches into a more traditional cruciform (straight and long) handguard. But who cares, the world's ending.
Full Drive 9/10.
I then use BT Crystal Drive Lv. 5, also on the Breastplate.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
6,000 damage to Entity Orb 3!
The exact same thing that happened earlier happens.
5 damage to babysphee!
Before you can punch him in the face, the Godmodder grabs your head and blows it off with a shotgun he had lyong around. He throws you back onto Apocalypse Hill. Miraculously, you function just fine without your head, what with having no HP and all.
Okay, I should have phrased that better. Project Binary knows that the letter is there. He just doesn't care enough to open it. Plus, wasn't there some sort of rule I had put in place a year ago that said that you shouldn't really interact with Earth?
8,500 damage to the Tripod!
You don't have enough Sacred Items, so...
> Crusher48: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => TERAJUMP
7,000 damage to Split!
500 damage to Split, Build, the Tripod, and Metroid Prime! 1 damage to babysphee!
Why would I kill you? It would be the Godmodder who does that!
#hope
> pionoplayer: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 FANTASIES - BIG BADS
15,000 damage to a Metal Plate!
Old Man Elderly doesn't get how steering works so much that he misses the Incarnate entirely!
Minicritted 9 damage to FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW!
You use the Red Scale, causing all your attacks for the next three turns to minicrit!
You use the Necro Smasher, dealing 15,000 damage to Entity Orb 3 and Stunning it for a turn!
You stuff The_Serpent in a suit, dealing 3 damage! You then eat ProofofconcepT, dealing 2 damage! This means you have dealt over 50,000 damage! You're cured!
The Godmodder deems Bide TOO OVERPOWEREDâ„¢ and restricts its power so it minicrits instead. With that in mind... you deal precisely 0 damage. If the Incarnate attacks you this turn, Bide will activate. You then use Close Combat, removing your armor but letting your next attack crit and your next next attack minicrit!
You don't have access to that block!
Right now we're in the final battle of the game. The Godmodder has merged with the ultimate evil of Minecraft, the Red Dragon, and has started the end of the universe, known as the Eclipse. Together, you and the Legion of Godmodders are attacking the defenses of weak spots in the Godmodder's final summon, the Incarnate, a giant mecha constructed in the Godmodder's likeness.
5,500 damage to Entity Orb 3!
> The_Nonexistent_Tazz: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 FORGE STOKER - ERUPTION
Exoskeleton destroyed!
You protect yourself from attack this turn.
> PitTheAngel: COMBAT OPERANDI => MIRROR, MIRROR
You expand 7 Hog Slop and 4 Weasel Snot.
You become filled with multicolored light and levitate off the ground, a shining shield appearing, fixed onto your right hand! You examine the shield with awe, watching how its surface reflects the devilish light shining down from the sky as if it was a mirror. You realize that's what it is: the Mirror Shield, another legendary boon! An idea forming, you fly right up to the Superlaser, baiting the Incarnate's targeting systems into firing at you! A wall of lasers and other projectiles surges towards you, and they are all reflected off of the Mirror Shield, careening into a Metal Plate, which takes 30,000 damage!
UserZero has the same type of skin as every other Minecraft avatar. Tripod's Shields destroyed!
Critted 3,000 damage to a Breastplate and three Metal Plates!
The Incarnate is immune to EMPs!
4 damage to Erelye and omglolsguy!
3,000 damage to a Metal Plate! You can't be healed right now since you've been bitten by a Zombie!
500 damage to all Chestplate entities!
GODMODDER: It's funny how you only pay attention to the Entity Orbs when they've taken the concepts of one of your own entities.
6,500 damage to a Metal Plate!
You can't heal Split right now!
The Red Dragon DOES have infinite forms, so you're not far off.
Minicritted 7,500 damage to a Metal Plate!
+6 HP!
AAAA̷̵̴AÌ›A̸A̢͘͟GÍ H͜͞H
...Ugh... Looks like I took... What was it... 17,500 damage from that?
You poke a random part of the Right Arm that has no HP bar, so nothing happens!
You do understand that the Alchemiter was destroyed, right?
Next attack against the Metal Plates will minicrit! You Ubercharge Talist!
#HYPE
Did you miss the part where I said that Zombies could attack any person at any time?
>grizzly
>bear
5,000 damage...
7 damage to ProofofconcepT!
#BANNERHYPE2K15
+2 HP to crystalcat!
10-5-9-4-6-5-5-5-7-3
The robotics and programming that dictate engie's drone go haywire, sealing him inside of his own drone and causing all of his weapons systems to fire on himself! 10 damage!
2 damage to engie!
The Magma Multiplier deals 20,000 damage to a Metal Plate!
Oh, uh. Um. Sure.
4,500 damage...
10,000 damage to a Metal Plate!
In your earlier post, you wanted BB's help to kill the Godmoder, when you should have been asking for his help to kill the Godmodder!
7 damage to mythicZoologist!
All further attacks at me will deal halved damage!
All you really did was get the size of the portion of the Red Dragon attacking you down to the size of a couple of planets. But you don't really have to worry about the rest of it. Not yet, anyway. There are no such thing as nerve signals in Minecraftia! Everything runs on code!
Metal Plate destoyed!
> The_Nonexistent_Tazz: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY - CEASEFIRE
15,000 damage to Metroid Prime!
> engie_ninja: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 DUMPSTER DIVING - TROLLDIER
15,000 damage to a Metal Plate!
4,500 damage to Entity Orb 3!
Next Zombie attack will hit the Metal Plate!
I can't be healed...
I'm protected from further attack this turn!
+2 HP to TSFHISEPIC!
+2 HP to ninjatwist321!
Next Zombie attack that would damage a player won't work!
You swear you can see the Incarnate smirk, even though it has no mouth.
The Superlaser heats up to a Zillionâ„¢ degrees, vaporizing the grease!
The Godmodder replaces the Potion of Wickedness with a Potion of Harming! You take 3 damage!
17,500 damage to a Breastplate!
Failed thanks to Old Man Elderly and Talist!
13,000 damage to the Breastplate!
8 damage to engie!
8,500 damage to the Breastplate!
> crystalcat: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 CRYSTAL DRIVE - CRUCIFICATION
You keep True Crystallum equipped and leave it in Melee Mode, the octahedral gem at its hilt blinking in tandem with the gems on your gloves. You grasp the sword and its actual blade, normally jet-black, undergoes a transformation as a hot purple sheen starts traveling on it. When it reaches the tip of the blade, the holographic image of a purple cross surrounds the blade, and a purple halo rests on your head. You proceed to charge at the Breastplate, smiting it with magical amethyst flames. 10,000 damage!
Split decides to not use Anthem just yet and surges at the Chestplate, using the most horrific constructions ever made by humankind against the Breastplate: ALTERNATIVE ENERGY SOURCES! A few windmills sprout up on the bedrock far beneath the Incarnate, so tall that the actual mills come up to the Incarnate's knees. Without warning, the bases of the windmills split up and detach into legs that stretch up, causing the windmills to come up to the Incarnate's chest! The windmill machines move towards the Incarnate, moving past its fire disturbingly quickly. They pound into the Breastplate, dealing 25,000 damage!
Except that the windmills don't leave after Split summoned them. Split orders his windmill minions around, moving them towards the Legion of Godmodders. They stomp and pound at the ground the Legion's on, causing them to scatter. Split cackles... Ugh. Looks like it's time for the one hero who can get us out of this mess. Riding down on a horse from a pillar of light is none other than Don Quixote, Bane of Windmills everywhere. Using his jousting lance, Don Quixote slices clean through the windmills as if it was his life's work - and indeed, it is. Don Quixote then looks at the Incarnate, the most unfathomable giant he's ever seen... But dismisses him as a windmill. He goes on his merry way, but stops when everyone yells at him to put his lance to use and attack the Incarnate! Don complies and chucks the Lance at a Metal Plate. It embeds itself inside and explodes with a shower of green light. 25,000 damage!
The Legion of Godmodders, more than a bit annoyed at Split, decide to move on regardless. The Legion of Godmodders all have another collective eureka moment and get out a piece of blue paper extremely huge! The entire Legion draws on the paper, using it as the biggest blueprint known to man - a blueprint for a 3D printer! The Legion of Godmodders flies around the blueprints in a circular formation, and raises their arms up. Four-dimensional lightning crackles around the blueprints as the biggest 3D printer any of you have ever seen rises out of it! The printer then begins printing something... something bigger than itself.
This process takes several hours.
When the 3D printer is done, a fully fledged copy of the Incarnate has formed! The Legion of Godmodders commands the Faux Incarnate to attack the actual Incarnate, and the two begin a test of wills! The two grapple each other with their arms, causing even more cracks to appear in bedrock! Portions of it fall away entirely... Finally, the Faux Incarnate reveals its secret weapon: a fully intact Godarm! The Godarm's mechanisms retract and spin around each other, forming a flaming sword that is plunged through a Metal Plate and the Breastplate, destroying the Metal Plate and dealing 40,500 damage to the Breastplate!
Metroid Prime fires Ultrafrigid Breath at a Metal Plate, dealing 10,000 damage! The Tripod fires grenades that deal 6,000 damage to the Breastplate and a Metal Plate! The Legion of Godmodders summons another entity! ...Oh, great. It's these guys again.
The Eclipse inches past the halfway point... It's now closer to GodCraft than space... The Red Dragon's influence spreads throughout GodCraft again, becoming crashing waves! These are nowhere near as turbulent as the tsunamis that swept away the Legion of Godmodders, but they quickly fill the void left by bedrock, filling the field up to the height of Apocalypse Hill... And then, in the middle of the sea, heralded by a flash of red lightning and a clap of thunder, a blood-red tornado appears in the middle of the water, dragging the power of the Red Sea into it and turning it into a luminescent plasma-esque substance that reacts with the water and emits large amounts of crackling smoke. 150 Alpha Godmodder's eyes instantly start bleeding the plasma, and they fall to the floor, writhing in pain! They then get swept into the tornado and are pulverized...
The Incarnate's Head deals 40,000 damage to the Tripod and 10,000 damage to SBaHJ! They flicker slightly, but you all chalk it up to their inherent corruption. The two Busters fire at the Legion of Godmodders, firing twin lasers of oblivion and corruption at them! The Legion redirects the lasers, but the Godmodder comes prepared, and uses the Busters to fire even greater sets of lasers! The two war with each other, but then something happens... The Incarnate sucks up both sets of lasers into the Superlaser, channeling and intensifying their energy! The Superlaser now crackles immensely with red and purple energy...
And then, the Superlaser fires, the entirety of the Incarnate pulsating red and purple colors. A titanic beam of fuchsia power spirals towards the Legion of Godmodders, who are washed inside of it. The remaining Alphas and 30 Betas are annihilated in one fell swoop, and the Tripod and Metroid Prime take 15,000 damage each! The Legion stands numbly as they realize one-fifth of their power has been depleted, and the Incarnate doesn't show any signs of slowing down... The Godmodder takes their Sad memories and stores them in the Right Arm!
The Itinerary:
> All: Penetrate the Incarnate's various defenses to get to the weak points!
> All: Destroy the Incarnate's Entity Orbs!
> All: Help defend the Legion of Godmodders!
> All: Help defend Build!
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIIII. INFESTATION .IIIIV. ASCENT .IVV. EXODUS .VArmageddon Hill:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ======================================== 1,398,000/8,000,000. (Gains +500,000/turn.)
Current Impetus Comb: 13
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage every turn.
ProofofconcepT: [PG] HP: 11/20.
Split: [N] HP: 71,000/250,000. Weapon Mode: Contrivance. Temporal Piano: II Organ Grinder: II Anthem: II
Build: [AG] HP: 75,000/200,000. Slowing the Eclipse.
Legion of Godmodders: [AG] Betas: 100/100 HP. (x170.) Gammas: 100/100 HP. (x100.) Deltas: 100/100 HP. (x50.) Omegas: 100/100 HP. (x10.) Can godmod attacks. Secret Charge: IIIIIIIII 60%.
Metroid Prime: [AG] HP: Core: 45,000/75,000 HP.
Tripod: [AG] HP: 100,000/100,000. Thick Plating: 120,000/175,000 HP.
Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff: [AG] HP: 90,000/100,000. (x1.) 100,000/100,000. (x1.) Appear to be heavily corrupted.
THE RED DRAGON: [PG] Forwarding the Eclipse. Impact: IIIIIIIIIIIIIII 6 turns. Power: 50%.
THE INCARNATE: [FINAL BOSS]
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 8,000/50,000.
Combed Hair: [PG] HP: 256,500/300,000. Can shoot armor-piercing razor blades at foes.
Eyes: [PG] HP: 171,500/200,000. (x1.) 200,000/200,000. (x1.) Can shoot lasers and glare at players, stunning them.
Scarred Metal: [PG] HP: 474,500/500,000. Blocks attacks.
Majestic Beard: [PG] HP: 284,500/300,000. Can open up to reveal [REDACTED] Can godmod attacks.
Scar: [PG] Contains godmodding energy. Guarded by Scarred Metal and Majestic Beard.
Chaos Bar: III
Godarm: (Leads to Chestplate.) Claimed.
Oblivion Buster: [PG] HP: 190,000/250,000. Fires missiles at foes. Can be used every other turn.
Entity Orb 1: [PG] HP: 500,000/500,000. Below left shoulder. Current Entity: Hickam Airfield. Launches planes that can deal splash damage.
Chaos Bar: III
Right Arm: (Leads to Chestplate.) Claimed.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Corruption Buster: [PG] HP: 190,000/250,000. Fires lasers at foes. Can be used every other turn.
Entity Orb 2: [PG] HP: 500,000/500,000. Below right shoulder. Current Entity: Fayther. Can take memories and turn them into buffs and debuffs. Memories: IIIIII Violent, Sad.
Chaos Bar: III
Chestplate: (Leads to all other Areas.)
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 10/25.insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 46,000/50,000.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%. Oblivion: II
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Alpha Armor. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 46,500/50,000.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 18,000/50,000.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 33,000/50,000.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
Talist: [AG] HP: 27/25. Has Super Armor. Ubercharged.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 6/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 40%.
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 21/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Super Armor.
TSFHISEPIC: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor.
FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW: [AG] HP: 16/25. Has Super Armor.
mythicZoologist: [AG] HP: 18/25. Has Super Armor.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 0/25. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 3,000/50,000.
K4yne: [N] HP: 10/25.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Breastplate: [PG] HP: 76,000/250,000. Can open up to reveal [REDACTED]
Metal Plates: [PG] HP: 80,500/100,000. (x1.) 96,500/100,000. (x1.) Block attacks. Open up to reveal [REDACTED]
Superlaser: [PG] Contains godmodding energy. Can unleash devastating attacks. Guarded by Breastplates and Metal Plates.
Entity Orb 3: [PG] HP: 153,000/500,000. Inside Superlaser. Current Entity: None.
Chaos Bar: III
Right Leg: (Leads to Chestplate.) Destroyed.
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 16/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Left Leg: (Leads to Chestplate.) Destroyed.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 14,000/50,000.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
nulitor: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 17/20.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 1/125. Killstreak: 86. Inside the Incarnate's Cockpit.
Curses of Anti-Charging, Anti-Entities, Anti-Alchemy, and Anti-Respawns are in effect. They CANNOT be dispelled.
The Forge
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (PitTheAngel)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (5l1n65h07)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III READY(TehEpicNinja9001)
Molten Processor: IIII READY (Pokefan151)
Infinity Blade: II DISABLED [4K] (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Prism: III READY (TehEpicNinja9001)
Lil' Cal: IIIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (Fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII READY (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: ...IS OVER. (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Netpatham)
Magma Multiplier: IIII DISABLED (Fseftr)
Silver Eye: III READY (crystalcat)
Table Leg: III READY (Irecreeper)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Red Scale: III IN USE (engie_ninja)
Twitchy Staff: III READY (Irecreeper)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (insert_generic_username)
Necro Smasher: III IN USE (engie_ninja)
Black Matter Gun: IIII READY (crystalcat)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Talist)
Glitch Wrench: IIII READY (gutza1)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (ProofofconcepT)
Oblivion's Topper: III READY (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII READY (The_Serpent)
Giant Gear: IIII READY (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII READY (pionoplayer)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII READY (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII READY (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
3 Hog Slop
7 Elf Tears
1 Pie Filling
0 Weasel Snot
Wait, I swear that we had 2 Comb Raves prepared before the final battle started. Is that true?
/null
Yes, that is. The tenth one was used by engie and Amperz4nd. The eleventh is waiting to be used, and the twelfth is being filled currently.
Um, I was never bitten by a zombie. Attacked by one, sure, but he explicitly used the Monado.
If that counts, okay, fine. If not, then my Roll battle chip is still allowed to heal.
Also, I missed some parts about Bide. It takes the cumulative damage over three turns and unleashes it, so in two turns it will unleash. If I faint/die, my bide is wasted.
/null
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
[MZ]: Emerald flames brighter than light.
[MZ]: Sun that casts no shadow.
I extend my right arm, splaying out the fingers of my hand. As an emerald mist slowly appears in the air around me.
[MZ]: Endless brass city beyond the world.
[MZ]: Overseen by the radiant prince of the forge.
Since my static-aura hasn't returned to it's normal shape yet, that means I still have five vaguely tail-like appendages to work with. I take advantage of this by using one to draw the sign of Ligier, the Green Sun, in the air. And wrap the other four around my arm and help channel the destructive forces I'm about to work with.
[MZ]: Demon emperor and master of the art of dance.
[MZ]: Ligier, grant me your power, as bound by the circle of diamond.
The mist gathers into a shifting green sphere, about the size of an orange, that floats in front of my hand. Held in place by the static tails.
[MZ]: Total Annihilation!
The sphere launches towards the Metal Plates. Trailing with bright green light.
Once the it reaches it's target, the sphere bursts into a pillar of searing green flames, fifty minecraftian blocks wide and reaching up to the top of the server. Scorching everything it touches.
People say "There is a city there, and it will stay there until time stops" hearts filled with bleak hope that it be so...
And indeed, it may be, as even the void has not moved it from its rightful place...
Casting their gaze inwards The Tearful Seeker considers their purpose in the coming events...
Tonight, he sets a stage, and come curtain's raise, A Storm Lord join the hunt.
Dragons, please click~
I throw myself in front of Build to protect him.
Come to kspcity! Transportation
http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/ http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/tra
Industry
http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/ind
Nice
brainztry Twin. WHAT'S3.1459USERZERO'S MINECRAFT SKIN?!I then bite
the red guy who looks like greenysplit.THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
((quick note since I don't have time for a full post: TT, k4yne, one of you needs to go to the head, then the two of you unleash dual comb rave and completely screw crap up.
I don't see any other way to do this, because we're barely nibbling away at that thing's health. The Eclipse is going to hit us soon after we finish the breastplate at this rate, we seriously need to hurry the heck up.))
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
otions: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x2, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $382 (+2 to Wilson)
Battlefield: I use gib eclipse to heal Build. This is somehow more effective than usual because it has the word eclipse in it.
-HMAS Ship-
No, it's not really important. Besides, I plan on staying on Earth until at least the start of the next war, so I don't expect you to hang around for the whole time. While I don't know much about the planet either, I'm sure there's something for you to do there. We should be arriving in a week or two, barring anything unfortunate, which is honestly probably overly optimistic...
Twin, I should've asked this earlier, but is the color FF00FF Taken? If it's not, can I change my chumhandle color to that?
/Null
I'll be making my great escape now!
I stare at the jpeg jokers, the corrupting comedians themselves, and immediately deduce that... THE SBAHJ RUSE. WAS A DISTACTION. Knowing this, it will in no way hurt me emotionally to rough these impostors up a bit. I casually use GENERIC STORM level one on them, as any jpeg-based attacks would have a chance of backfiring.
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I scamper up to the head.
"Seriously, why does every thing that tries to destroy the multiverse have to be ugly? I mean, it's uncreative as possible! How can you really instate the Curse of Unoriginality without docking this a number of levels!"
I take three items out of Hammerspace, bringing my total up to four items. I reveal two of these to be BOXING GLOVES! that I promptly stick on my hands. I use a Three Star Uppercut on the Majestic Beard with such force that the BOXING GLOVES! catch on fire.
"WHOA that's hot! GET. OFF!"
After taking a point of fire damage, I throw the still burning BOXING GLOVES! on the Combed Hair.
I then take my third item, and reveal it to be a Gunlance, from Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate. I shove the lance in the Scarred Tissue, and hold RXY all at once.
"Charge it up, and
WYVERN FIIIIIIRE!"
The knock back from the attack sends me tumbling, and the 4th item falls out of my pocket: A mushroom with a heart on it.
"Um, Twin? Did the Godmodder see that? And if so, does he know what that is?"
Bide:
Turns left 2/3
Damage 2000
RIP The other two posts I've tried to make this turn but disappeared.
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."