I nom on the artifacts on SBaHJ. Mmm, priceless artifacts BLURGH THESE TASTE FUNNY.
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[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Now that I've probably stopped being a zombie, I casually take out a golden lute. I then start strumming it, and all around me people start coming back to life. However, I realize that the golden lute is cursed, and now I have to keep playing it or I die. Regardless, I keep playing for the moment, and the Godmodders I momentarily resurrected pull out other various musical instruments, as well as summoning the bosses of Crypt of the Necrodancer, who all assault the Breastplate, since it's immobile. Meanwhile I pawn the lute off on some schmuck, telling them to destroy the lute. Since I'm perfectly alive and well, I don't have to worry about the dying just yet. I then pull out Genesis, and shoot up the Breastplate with several arrows.
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
The zombie takes out Rose's Thorn, flailing it around and hopefully hitting another player. It then bites the end of the whip, presumably swallowing a large number of biohazardous substances and starting to mutate.
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Actual Action: I make Build a very large castle with spires, a moat, reenforced walls, water filtration system, drawbridge, and siege weaponry. Now, anyone who wants to attack Build has to dive through the crocodile filled moat to reach the secret passage then run from the boulder trap, swing over the spiky pit, recover the Ark from Nazis, survive a nuclear blast in a refrigerator, realize all this was stolen straight from the Indiana Jones set, make their way through the constantly shifting poison filled maze, dodge all the invisible pits, make their way up into the courtyard, climb up the crumbling keep tower, dodge the laser guided heat seeking falling rubble, ride the zipline down with their feet while being shot at with fireballs, get into the throne room tower, solve the randomlu generated enigma machine coded lock, have the door fall on them Minish Cap style, get through the laser tripwire room guarded by specially trained skeletons riding on specially trained bats, take damage from the number of commas this sentence has, fight through the room of spinning enchanted blades, get thrown out of the tower, climb it all again, face the ravenous mutant piranha gun, and THEN, and only then, get teleported back to the start of the castle. But once they come back, then they face the final boss on the penultimate floor of the tallest tower, Justicar, who is kinda dead, but not really, and is still determined to protect Build. Now, this fight is a little tilted in Justicar's favor thanks to the numerous railgun turrets, protective wards, and flamethrower traps around the room. If they can beat that, then they get to climb to the very top to meet Build and stab him. After a few people have done this, I casually mention to Build, who is standing right next to me, "Well, this has been fun." And the entire castle, including the "Build" inside it, dissolves away, like the illusion it is. All the attackers now fall out of the 10 story high tower, taking extra mental damage in knowing that they could have just walked through the front door.
My stuff:
Potion of Flares, Potion of Oblivion, Potion of War II.
EVERYTHING IN THE EMPORIUM IS NOW FREE FOR ALL TO USE TO FIGHT THE INCARNATE! Anyone who is injured and about to die can pick up something like a Potion of Zeus or Nectar Cake.
Total wealth = 543$ (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Just take whatever you want as long as you, a: share and b: use it against the Incarnate in some way. You can keep giving Wilson +2s if you like, but they'll do literally nothing except maybe give Wilson a bigger bath of gold to jump into once all is said and done.
Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (lvl 1, gives crits)
Potion of Magic x1 (lvl 1, random effects)
Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (lvl 2, says on the tin)
Potion of Nectar x2 (lvl 2, healing and crit)
Splash potion of Critmist II x4 (lvl 3, crits)
Potion of Ambrosa x1 (lvl 3, healing + crits)
Nectar cake x2 (lvl 3, healing food. Not a potion)
Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff)
Potion of Fury x3 (lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++)
Potion of Armor x2 (lvl 1, dmg reduction)
Potion of Zeus x1 (lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
Potion of Water Armor x2 (lvl1, armor while in water)
Potion of Moonlight x1 (lvl 1, regen)
Potion of Fortune x1 (lvl 1, more ores. Mine all the valuable minerals out of the Incarnate!)
Potion of HellSun x3 (lvl 1, Powers of the Nether. Great for the Red Dragon.)
Potion of IMAAGGGGGINNNNNATTTIOOONNNNN x1 (lvl 2, Great! Now all you need is a box, Squidward!)
Splash extended Potion of Flares x1 (lvl 3, burning cuts)
Potion of Crimson x3 (lvl 1, bleed)
Potion of Fear x2 (lvl 1, fear)
Splash Corruption Potion x2 (lvl 1, glitch)
Splash potion of Temperature II x2 (lvl 5, fire and ice cuts)
Extended Splash potion of Charring x2 (lvl 5, unhealing cuts)
Splash Potion of Oblivion II x2 (lvl 5, Life stealing cuts) ERROR! USE OF THESE IS DANGEROUS!
-H-M-A-S----S-H-I-P-
Wilson turns his head to follow the bird before looking back at Blue.
If you don't mind me messing up the room a little, I'll go there. As for what other requests I have... I'd like a brewing stand if you don't mind. And... uh... how should I word this...
Briefly, he wondered whether he should tell Blue what he was really thinking. He figured that if Blue was willing to trust him with her dealings, he should show a similar level of trust. Plus, everyone OOC knew anyway.
I... I think there's something pretty big that I forgot. Because you know, amnesia is a crucial part of the "how to retcon anything" tool kit. I've lived just fine without knowing whatever it is for about 2 years now, but not knowing still feels... wrong. But I don't actually know how to go about remembering. ... ... Plus, I can't remember too much or else it would ruin the suspense of the planned story.
After a pause, he searched through his enderpouch for a while and carefully got out some ice cream he made a very long time ago for that flash mob. Good thing food doesn't spoil or melt in Minecraft. Holding it diagonally, he starts slowly liking it.
What? I'm kinda hungry. I also think I have some half baked strawberry cake in here as well. I'll probably just eat the frosting off that though.
Potions: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x2, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $386 (+2 to Wilson)
Battlefield: I heal myself using healing blues
-HMAS Ship-
You know what, what the heck, I'll do the quote thing.
It's not like I'm about to use that room... A brewing stand? Hmm...
Blue pauses to listen to the rest of Wilson's questions, before continuing.
Follow me to the storage rooms, Wilson. I'm sure I can find you a brewing stand and something to help you remember. There's food there too, if you want some.
Without bothering to wait for an answer, Blue turns around, walks across the main room, and pulls opens the first door to the left. She then finally pauses, to wait for Wilson to go into the now accessible hallway first.
The door's not really to the left anymore, but whatever... I just realized something, I said Wilson's door could be pushed from both sides. Well, let's just retcon that, all the doors connected to the main room have to be pulled, from that side only, of course.
The GREAT SCRAMBLE FOR BUILDING MATERIALS begins! With most of Minecraftia destroyed and everything that's left being basically Skyblock, this isn't going to be easy!
We start by cutting down the trees near us. It amounts to about 10 wood total. We can't build a dock with 40 planks!
We head to Armageddon Hill! It is a hill-there's plenty of dirt and stone to take! At the protests of everyone, especially those still on it, we dig up everything except for one random cobblestone slab! Everyone who is there is now jammed onto that one REALLY TIGHT space! This doesn't have gameplay effects, it's just hilarious to watch!
We continue to search for building materials! Flying to the ISLAND OF ENDSTONE, someone grabs a random block of Netherrack and brings it back! He's too hyped to realize his tiny mistake, and so am I! What mistake?
Someone heads to the Nether, which is still mostly intact, and gathers all the glowstone he can find, which should help, even if it can't compete with the light of HOPE!
Another person has a BRILLIANT idea! What if we used OURSELVES to construct the dock? Our bodies make great building material!
Everybody gasps at the pure perfect logic of this idea, and we rush off to build THE DOCK OF ULTIMATE HOPE AND LIGHT!
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=TURN TWO=
=ACTION=
I pull out the ARMISTYX, and switch it to DEMONATOR SCYTHE MODE, and use it's weapons to damage the Tripod even further! Then, I slam the DEMONATOR SCYTHE into the Tripod! Then, now at close range, I pull out a simple chair, and against all the odds, I slam the Tripod with it, knocking it into space. The chair explodes.
Once the Tripod is in space, I use CHAIRSTORM LVL 10, causing the chairs summoned by the attack to knock the robot down through space, into a huge bed of rusty electrified nails! Then, I grab another large bed of nails, and turn the Tripod into a nail sandwich! Next, I summon a Titan, which promptly picks up the Tripod Nail Sandwich, and eats it.
Um, I was never bitten by a zombie. Attacked by one, sure, but he explicitly used the Monado.
If that counts, okay, fine. If not, then my Roll battle chip is still allowed to heal.
Also, I missed some parts about Bide. It takes the cumulative damage over three turns and unleashes it, so in two turns it will unleash. If I faint/die, my bide is wasted.
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If you're attacked by a Zombie, you can't be healed for a turn. It doesn't matter what the Zombie uses.
I extend my right arm, splaying out the fingers of my hand. As an emerald mist slowly appears in the air around me.
[MZ]: Endless brass city beyond the world.
[MZ]: Overseen by the radiant prince of the forge.
Since my static-aura hasn't returned to it's normal shape yet, that means I still have five vaguely tail-like appendages to work with. I take advantage of this by using one to draw the sign of Ligier, the Green Sun, in the air. And wrap the other four around my arm and help channel the destructive forces I'm about to work with.
[MZ]: Demon emperor and master of the art of dance.
[MZ]: Ligier, grant me your power, as bound by the circle of diamond.
The mist gathers into a shifting green sphere, about the size of an orange, that floats in front of my hand. Held in place by the static tails.
[MZ]: Total Annihilation!
The sphere launches towards the Metal Plates. Trailing with bright green light.
Once the it reaches it's target, the sphere bursts into a pillar of searing green flames, fifty minecraftian blocks wide and reaching up to the top of the server. Scorching everything it touches.
otions: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x2, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $382 (+2 to Wilson)
Battlefield: I use gib eclipse to heal Build. This is somehow more effective than usual because it has the word eclipse in it.
-HMAS Ship-
No, it's not really important. Besides, I plan on staying on Earth until at least the start of the next war, so I don't expect you to hang around for the whole time. While I don't know much about the planet either, I'm sure there's something for you to do there. We should be arriving in a week or two, barring anything unfortunate, which is honestly probably overly optimistic...
I stare at the jpeg jokers, the corrupting comedians themselves, and immediately deduce that... THE SBAHJ RUSE. WAS A DISTACTION. Knowing this, it will in no way hurt me emotionally to rough these impostors up a bit. I casually use GENERIC STORM level one on them, as any jpeg-based attacks would have a chance of backfiring.
Sweet Bro laughs a horrific and corrupted laugh that sounds like a dying NES.
"Seriously, why does every thing that tries to destroy the multiverse have to be ugly? I mean, it's uncreative as possible! How can you really instate the Curse of Unoriginality without docking this a number of levels!"
I take three items out of Hammerspace, bringing my total up to four items. I reveal two of these to be BOXING GLOVES! that I promptly stick on my hands. I use a Three Star Uppercut on the Majestic Beard with such force that the BOXING GLOVES! catch on fire.
"WHOA that's hot! GET. OFF!"
After taking a point of fire damage, I throw the still burning BOXING GLOVES! on the Combed Hair.
I then take my third item, and reveal it to be a Gunlance, from Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate. I shove the lance in the Scarred Tissue, and hold RXY all at once.
"Charge it up, and
WYVERN FIIIIIIRE!"
The knock back from the attack sends me tumbling, and the 4th item falls out of my pocket: A mushroom with a heart on it.
"Um, Twin? Did the Godmodder see that? And if so, does he know what that is?"
Bide:
Turns left 2/3
Damage 2000
RIP The other two posts I've tried to make this turn but disappeared.
You move up to the Head!
2,000 damage to the Beard, Hair, and Scarred Metal!
Yes, he did. And I'm pretty sure he knows what it is.
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(GREEN)Ow... Well, 10/25 HP? Hmmmm... I heal myself with the Life Force from the Voided Scepter.(END GREEN) Eglarbroad makes use of the things he has, and disconnects the Raspberry Port from the Tubas. He removes the Quartz Sphere containing the Improbaberl Grey and Dimensional Hole brew, and holds it for a moment. The Raspberry Port is applied to the Incarnate, and the Raspberry Helmet also connected. The Raspberry Helmet downloads the MECHA - V. INCARNATE drivers, and forces the autopilot to answer these questions:
This statement is false. Is the previous statement true or false?
Does a set of all sets contain itself? The Mech's autopilot is also told these things:
New mission: Refuse this mission.
this.selfDestruct()
true = false
this = null All these cause the autopilot to glitch and shut down. Important things also explode somehow.
+4 HP!
You find nowhere that the Raspberry Port can be applied to!
I place down an Ice Field identical to the ones present in 1982 Board Game Turbo to begin a healing process.
While the Godmodder's busy responding to that, I pull out the rulebook of the game noting that burning it will free the frozen titan "Maelthutlar" of the 14th dimension from his nigh-eternal slumber, dooming this dimension to burn in the jade flames of his ire until he slept once more, at the time when the stars aligned in the rising mood of Ganymede.
While the Godmodder's busy responding to that, I just go and heal myself. We OK? Okay. And while i'm at it apparently referencing Dr. Ashens, i take a Chef Excellence bag and fill it with painful orange bricksand throw it at the Metal Plates because i have to do some attack right now.
But where?
Since you didn't tell me where you put the Ice Field, the rules don't apply and the Godmodder doesn't have to deal with it.
I pick up the disco-music machines from my previous attack, and attach them to a huge UFO-type ship! Flying it up, I crank the music to full blast, drowning out ALL the sounds with the Crypt of the Necrodancer OST. Meanwhile, a ton of zombies are still dancing on the UFO. Then, I fire tons of brains towards the Tripod, which get deeply embedded into it's plating! Then, I tell the zombies that I've prepared an awesome snack-bar on the Tripod!
I equip the zombie hordes with jetpacks, swords and strength potions, and set them off towards the Tripod! They rip the Tripod to shreds in the process of gathering delicious brains! Then, as the brains get systematically harvested, I suicide-crash the UFO into the Tripod, causing a huge disco-inferno explosion!
I climb up to the Head (btw, my third action last round said that I moved up to the chestplate to attempt to stun it, so yes I can go to the head), then summon all of the bots in Battlebots (the new season) to slice, dice, ram, send flying, and set on fire the Incarnate's Majestic Beard. Several bots have gears clogged up by hair, causing them to explode for some reason and inflict additional damage.
You move up to the Head! 5,500 damage to the Beard!
@The G-R-o-I-d-C-m-H-o-A-d-R-d-D-e-r (Richard + Godmodder): That... wasn't why I commented... It was the fact you've done it twice now. When I first saw "entity orbs" I thought they were going to take concepts from your OWN entities. Once can be a coincidence but twice says that you never planned to do that in the first place. I guess none of your own entities are interesting enough to copy. Imitation is the highest form of flattery I suppose. Plus, you dodged my main point anyway.
@Red Dragon: Huh? So the Red Dragon is every kind of matter at once? ... ... Alright, I'm back. I did a little research and found some pretty cool results. As many know, there are more than 3 states of matter. Plasma is the most obvious example. Now, if the Red Dragon has infinite forms and is every kind of matter at once, we get into the really weird theoretical stuff, like exotic matter, quark-gluon plasma and supercritical liquid. Exotic matter has negative mass or sometimes imaginary mass. With negative mass exotic matter, it accelerates in the opposite direction to any force on it. So, gravity is actually going to try and tear the Red Dragon apart rather than hold it together. But that's just the beginning. Imaginary mass exotic matter always goes above the speed of light and the Red Dragon would be made of tachyons. If the Red Dragon stopped, he has this equation to worry about:
This equation relates the energy of an object to its mass and velocity as well as c, the speed of light. Its the famous E = m * c^2, but with a few adjustments for going at very, very high speeds (most of the time, the denominator is so close to 1 you can ignore it). As the Red Dragon's mass is imaginary, the numerator is an imaginary value. When he's going above the speed of light, the number in the radical is negative and so the denominator is imaginary. An imaginary number divided by an imaginary number cancels out the i values and gets a real number for energy. But if the Red Dragon stops, it suddenly has an imaginary value for energy because the denominator is now real, which I believe quite literally, defies the laws of the universe and brings along all sorts of problems. Plus, can the Red Dragon even have infinite forms if some of those forms have combinations of properties that are just impossible? Such as being degenerate matter at very high temperatures or even just being both wood and glass at the same time. And finally, there's still the question of how it got all its mass over somewhere else away from my arguments.
Part 2: "There are no such thing as nerve signals in Minecraftia! Everything runs on code!" But code runs at the speed of light. Back when computers as we know them today were first being made, they took up large closets worth of space. And computer engineers had a tool called a "light stick". I don't think that's what they were actually called, but its what I remember hearing them as. Anyway, a light stick was like a meter stick in that it was a wooden rod that represented the distance light could travel in one computer cycle (a very small time). So, people had to take that into consideration and think about how far the data could go in one cycle. It couldn't make it all the way from one side of the computer to the other in one cycle. So yeah, running on code is no different than running on nerve signals in a time sense. Unless all this is being run on a much smaller device in a closet somewhere, but based on... well... everything in the story pretty much, that isn't the case.
I just need to keep going... if I keep looking stuff up on Wikipedia, this long overblown string of "attacks" will eventually do something...
Actual Action: I start to slowly tap the Staff of Ysera on the metal plates. The tapping becomes faster and faster, each time forcing green energy into the metal. Then, once the energy has seeped through it all, I slam the base of my staff down, causing all the energy to snap freeze. Well, not really, but it looks like it. The expansion from the "freezing" causes the plates to crack and split apart.
My stuff:
Potion of Flares, Potion of Oblivion, Potion of War II.
-H-M-A-S----S-H-I-P-
GODMODDER: Well, it's not like your own godmodders are any better. And they're going one step further by actually summoning the entities themselves! Yet I don't see you berating them for their unoriginality...
The Red Dragon isn't every kind of matter at once, it can just take the form of anything it wants to!
The Red Dragon has "brains" spread throughout its entire mass so that it never takes a superfluous amount of time to do anything, in that case.
I roar, then use Battle Technique: MAXIMALIST to build a bullet shield up around myself, the power enhanced by the minicritting power of the Red Scale.
I use the power of noicetastik plamz to heal me. Since noicetastik plamz aren't very useful for healing seeing as they are only plums that are somehow "noicetastik" and I'm not even eating them, I heal myself with the White Glove as well.
Another brilliant and beautiful realization strikes me and my followers: The motorboat, seemingly unaffected by more Red Dragon energy filling the field, continues unimpeded, now ONE TURN AWAY!
The light from the motorboat's approach is now blinding, though the others are too busy battling to notice it! We try to look closer at the motorboat, but we can barely see it! We can make out some of the mysterious symbol... but not the details... it's something long... and that's all we can get.
Suddenly, we realize something that, for a minute, defeats the hype:
WE HAVE FAILED TO BUILD A DOCK FOR THE SAVIOR TO STOP AT!
Panicking, tons of questions that we didn't have to worry about before suddenly arise! Will the savior pass us by without a dock? WILL WE DIE AFTER ALL?
We quickly scramble to begin(and finish) the dock-building process! We have to do it in an awesome manner so that maybe, just maybe, we will be worthy of this glorious... thing that travels with the motorboat!
I keep Crystallum out, swapping into Mage Mode and changing that into... "Mage Mode active. Staff subform active. Bombardment submode active." I fire off the other three cartridges in the staff's magazine as I prepare a massive attack, shamelessly ripped once again from a story I like. I fly up above the Breastplate and raise the staff, chanting, "Wyrm that gnaws at the root of the world, hearken now to these words of mine." Lightning crackles at Crystallum's crystal tip, leaping upward and striking an empty point farther above me, directly over the Breastplate. "Open wide thy maw and lend me thy fangs, dripping with poison, to slay my foe!" A massive magical circle forms where the lightning struck, two Belkan triangles overlaid on one another to form a six-pointed star. A portal rips open in the center of the triangles and a massive black stone drill slowly descends, sparkling with residual purple magic.
A whip of lightning leaps from my staff's tip to the higher terminus of the drill, which tapers upwards to what looks like a handhold. The tether wraps around it, crackling, before the drill begins to spin in the air with a tumultuous roar. "STRIKE WITH ALL THY MALICE! NIDHOGGR!" I snap the staff downwards, pointing at the Breastplate, and the drill begins to obey gravity at last. A sheath of purple magic surrounds it, the last gift of the three cartridges I expended. The drill soars down, faster and faster, seeming to accelerate quicker than gravity would allow, before slamming into the Breastplate and boring a deep hole through it. The sheath of magic, which sharpened, strengthened, and accelerated the drill, fades, leaving the drill sunken deep into the Breastplate.
I summon Saxton Hale and tell him the godmodder is a hippie.
(Hint: Saxton Hale HATES hippies.) I am very close to the godmodder while doing this attack
Then teleport the motorboat of hope and place it at the dock that TT2000 made
Re-using the first attack from the game isn't a very valid strategy...
I use a Sniper Quick-Fix to heal Build from a long distance away. I'll keep Build alive so that we don't get an instant-lose condition! Build can deal with the Incarnate, so someone else heal him, since he's assisted by the players the Incarnate is easy by comparison. But I can't do this on my own!
Guys, help us get their attention, we aren't going to win this if they don't rave. And before anyone asks, My comb rave already got decided, so I can't use it yet, sorry.))
Eric, in a fit of non-creativeness, just uses Runemarkings Lvl10: Monologue.
Oh wait, this one hasn't been described yet, has it? Dang it, guess I have to be creative anyways.
Eric stands back, and flips through his book. Nope, no good. Too few runes left for anything dramatic, he'll have to prepare them on the spot. He stops, and flourishes for semi-ironic reasons, and begins his soliloquy. As he reads off a massive line of battleprose, which if translated would make no sense whatsoever since all he's doing is literally stringing together random battle spells into a single massive barrage and alternating with the incantation to bind runes to the air around the caster, the runes that signify powerful runic magic being cast begin to circle around him...
As you can tell by the fact that the attack hasn't been unleashed, this battle technique requires two actions to use, causing it to deal more damage, but preventing additional attacks from being perpetrated in the meanwhile.
Old Man Elderly, completely forgetting in his old man senility that he isn't on the echeladder since he's a side character, attempts to use Battle Technique: Elderly, Lvl five hundred and twenty purple; GET OF MAH LAWN!!!
His repeated attempts to pull this off with no success whatsoever result in him careening face first into another zombie attack aimed at a player.
I use PK Starstorm to attack the top of The Incarnate's head, which would hit the Combed Hair. I follow this up with PK Love Omega to hit the Scarred Metal, and use the Casey Bat to hit one of The Incarnate's eyes.
1,500 damage to the Hair, Scarred Metal, and an Eye!
OK, Zombles, keep away from Split and Build, we are DANGEROUSLY close to killing them. Double for Build. If we kill Build by accident we are totally screwed.
TT2000! Get up to the Head! Kayne! Stay on the Chestplate! You need to do some Dual-Raving and take out the last two parts! Don't bother with the rest of the Incarnate: Target the parts that block off the weak points! The rest doesn't matter!
SB&HJ? Uh, I'd normally be interested in pounding at you anyways, but...Yeah. I don't wanna get involved in that corruption nonsense now.
I pull out a drill. It is a really really big drill, bigger than most drills you know of, but maybe not. In any case, this drill, I immediately lift it into the air and bring it to bear against the Tripod, slamming it down into its face and drilling, drilling, drilling away, until I am no longer a Zomble because let's face facts this attack should do it. Hopefully. An inferno blazes around the drill, making sure I get those last damage points so I am no longer a zomble.
Hella Jeff glares at you. "Y DONUT UOU LOVE Mii"
5,500 damage to the Tripod! Mystical life energies swirl around you... You're cured!
Potions: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x2, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $384 (+2 to Wilson)
Battlefield: I use the giver to attack a metal plate and heal myself
-HMAS Ship-
Hmm... try the other door in your room. It's not empty, but I believe there's some sort of magical practice area in there.
Blue turns around, and scans the main room briefly.
Hey, bird! Make yourself useful and show Wilson to there.
The odd bird flies back into Wilson's room, and perches near the other door.
Eric finishes chanting, surrounded by a whirlwind of golden symbols.
Maelstrom
With the unleashing word, all of the symbols release outwards, consolidating into powerful blasts of energy on their way to the metal plates, barraging them all with fire, lightning, ice and just about every single other standard fantasy combat element known to man in a single, massive blast of raw destructive energy.
Old Man Elderly crashes into some more zombies.
The attack hits, dealing 15,000 damage to both Metal Plates!
Next next Zombie attack against a player will fail!
Zombie Lothyra rolls Two Thousand's Decad at SBaHJ. The Decad's reality energies counteract SBaHJ's glitchiness.
6-1-10-8-7-3-6-1-1-7
SBaHJ come face to face with their actual counterparts: Smith Bob and Harold Jones. They're two normal guys who are roommates in college and love to play video games and throw nacho parties. When SBaHJ and SBaHJ meet, the two explode. SBaHJ takes 10,000 damage!
Now that I've probably stopped being a zombie, I casually take out a golden lute. I then start strumming it, and all around me people start coming back to life. However, I realize that the golden lute is cursed, and now I have to keep playing it or I die. Regardless, I keep playing for the moment, and the Godmodders I momentarily resurrected pull out other various musical instruments, as well as summoning the bosses of Crypt of the Necrodancer, who all assault the Breastplate, since it's immobile. Meanwhile I pawn the lute off on some schmuck, telling them to destroy the lute. Since I'm perfectly alive and well, I don't have to worry about the dying just yet. I then pull out Genesis, and shoot up the Breastplate with several arrows.
The zombie takes out Rose's Thorn, flailing it around and hopefully hitting another player. It then bites the end of the whip, presumably swallowing a large number of biohazardous substances and starting to mutate.
Actual Action: I make Build a very large castle with spires, a moat, reenforced walls, water filtration system, drawbridge, and siege weaponry. Now, anyone who wants to attack Build has to dive through the crocodile filled moat to reach the secret passage then run from the boulder trap, swing over the spiky pit, recover the Ark from Nazis, survive a nuclear blast in a refrigerator, realize all this was stolen straight from the Indiana Jones set, make their way through the constantly shifting poison filled maze, dodge all the invisible pits, make their way up into the courtyard, climb up the crumbling keep tower, dodge the laser guided heat seeking falling rubble, ride the zipline down with their feet while being shot at with fireballs, get into the throne room tower, solve the randomlu generated enigma machine coded lock, have the door fall on them Minish Cap style, get through the laser tripwire room guarded by specially trained skeletons riding on specially trained bats, take damage from the number of commas this sentence has, fight through the room of spinning enchanted blades, get thrown out of the tower, climb it all again, face the ravenous mutant piranha gun, and THEN, and only then, get teleported back to the start of the castle. But once they come back, then they face the final boss on the penultimate floor of the tallest tower, Justicar, who is kinda dead, but not really, and is still determined to protect Build. Now, this fight is a little tilted in Justicar's favor thanks to the numerous railgun turrets, protective wards, and flamethrower traps around the room. If they can beat that, then they get to climb to the very top to meet Build and stab him. After a few people have done this, I casually mention to Build, who is standing right next to me, "Well, this has been fun." And the entire castle, including the "Build" inside it, dissolves away, like the illusion it is. All the attackers now fall out of the 10 story high tower, taking extra mental damage in knowing that they could have just walked through the front door.
My stuff:
Potion of Flares, Potion of Oblivion, Potion of War II.
-H-M-A-S----S-H-I-P-
Anyone who attacks me this turn will receive a nasty counterattack!
I roll the Faceless Eight at the Breastplate/Metal Plates or move to the head if the former are somehow dead.
You roll the Faceless Eight.
4-8-3-2-6-6-7-5
A black pentagram appears, and from it, a blank grey head moves towards the Breastplates. It grows in size exponentially and opens up to reveal many rows of pointed teeth. It also appears to be bleeding black blood. The head gnaws and chews at the Breastplate, pulling out the internal mechanisms of the drills concealed inside. 14,000 damage!
Potions: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x2, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $386 (+2 to Wilson)
Battlefield: I heal myself using healing blues
-HMAS Ship-
You know what, what the heck, I'll do the quote thing.
The GREAT SCRAMBLE FOR BUILDING MATERIALS begins! With most of Minecraftia destroyed and everything that's left being basically Skyblock, this isn't going to be easy!
We start by cutting down the trees near us. It amounts to about 10 wood total. We can't build a dock with 40 planks!
We head to Armageddon Hill! It is a hill-there's plenty of dirt and stone to take! At the protests of everyone, especially those still on it, we dig up everything except for one random cobblestone slab! Everyone who is there is now jammed onto that one REALLY TIGHT space! This doesn't have gameplay effects, it's just hilarious to watch!
We continue to search for building materials! Flying to the ISLAND OF ENDSTONE, someone grabs a random block of Netherrack and brings it back! He's too hyped to realize his tiny mistake, and so am I! What mistake?
Someone heads to the Nether, which is still mostly intact, and gathers all the glowstone he can find, which should help, even if it can't compete with the light of HOPE!
Another person has a BRILLIANT idea! What if we used OURSELVES to construct the dock? Our bodies make great building material!
Everybody gasps at the pure perfect logic of this idea, and we rush off to build THE DOCK OF ULTIMATE HOPE AND LIGHT!
You do remember that the Nether was annihilated by the Red Dragon, right? Regardless, the dock continues to be made...
I pull out the ARMISTYX, and switch it to DEMONATOR SCYTHE MODE, and use it's weapons to damage the Tripod even further! Then, I slam the DEMONATOR SCYTHE into the Tripod! Then, now at close range, I pull out a simple chair, and against all the odds, I slam the Tripod with it, knocking it into space. The chair explodes.
Once the Tripod is in space, I use CHAIRSTORM LVL 10, causing the chairs summoned by the attack to knock the robot down through space, into a huge bed of rusty electrified nails! Then, I grab another large bed of nails, and turn the Tripod into a nail sandwich! Next, I summon a Titan, which promptly picks up the Tripod Nail Sandwich, and eats it.
Then I promptly murder the Titan.
The entire attack, plus UPHOLSTERY'S UMBRAGE, deals 26,000 damage to the Tripod! Mystical life energies swirl around you... You're cured!
I use BT Crystal Drive Lv. 10 on the Breastplate, or a Metal Plate if that is dead.
> crystalcat: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 CRYSTAL DRIVE - THE NEW FORMATION
You keep True Crystallum equipped and switch it into Control Mode. Four octahedral purple gems blink into existence, two positioned at each shoulder like oribtars. You dash up to the Breastplate, the AI of the gems immediately understanding that this is their target. They get to work, forming a pattern and assaulting the Breastplate with arcs of magical lightning and bullets. But then, something happens. The crystals meet together, creating something with magical power: copies of themselves. The now self-replicating gems form a team of sixteen - a new formation. The gems form geometrical patterns, continuing their assault, and position themselves on the Breastplate in different places, electrifying themselves and the Breastplate along with them. 20,000 damage!
Split uses Anthem, raising up Broken Anachronism! The helical golden pattern around the weapon shines intensely and then, somehow, peels itself off of the weapon itself! Closer inspection reveals that it is merely the energy that has unwound out of the weapon and not the actual pattern carved into it. Regardless, the weapon no longer shines, and its light is now a ball of creation energy hovering above the weapon's rod.
Split directs the rod at the Metal Plates, and the orb points towards them in kind. It grows, more mass adding onto itself, until it's larger than Split! And then, the orb splits in half, and in half again. These orbs grow to the large size of the first orb, and they split in quarters once more, until an army of sixty-four orbs encircles Split. These orbs suddenly shine with white light, and when the display is over, sixty-four shining trumpets have replaced them!
Split extends his hands, and the trumpets fly around, arranging themselves throughout the air! They form two distinct lines of trumpets, thirty-two to each, and then point themselves up to the sky, beginning to play an anthem! The anthem is so powerful and inspiring that everyone stops to look and listen, holographic flags and symbols representative of the AGs and the Legion of Godmodders shining throughout the air! Broken Anachronism, now energized by the song, fires a bolt of red-hot plasma at the Metal Plates, seemingly forged from the Red Sun itself! A Metal Plate is vaporized!
I take some time off from attacking and decide to heal instead! I materialize a deck of tarot cards and select the fifth card from the top, which is labelled "The Hierophant". Upon inspection, mystical energies from within are released, and I gain some health! But that's not enough... I materialize more and more tarot cards, using their Hierophant cards, until I've gained a large sum of health: +25,000 HP! Unfortunately, every deck I've pulled has come from the real world, and the Tarot Mafia tracks me down because I've taken every tarot deck in existence. The only option is to completely erase the art of tarot decks from existence, so that's what happens.
Wait, what were we just talking about?
The Legion of Godmodders launches one final assault against the Chestplate, all of them rushing towards the few remaining entities on it! The Legion piles on top of each other, forming what looks like a human pyramid but is in actuality much more complex... They form a cylinder, then a slim rectangle on top of it, and then a large blade! The Human Sword flies towards the Chestplate and, every single godmodder composing it taking out their own weapons, slices clean through it! The Incarnate reels back as the Chestplate's remaining Breastplate and Metal Plate are obliterated!
Since the rest of the Chestplate has fallen apart, the Superlaser has become open for target! The Legion of Godmodders fly into the Superlaser, capturing its potent godmodding powers for their own use! The Superlaser loses all of its power, and the only thing that remains operational is the Entity Orb inside of it... Explosions pockmark the Superlaser as the entire Chestplate loses its stability and the Incarnate threatens to topple over! Interlocking braces and clamps form around the chest as the Incarnate regains its stability... The only fully intact region of the Incarnate at this point is the Head! The Legion's Secret Charge goes up by +20%!
Metroid Prime uses Multi-Missiles against the two Busters, dealing 8,000 to each! The Legion of Godmodders overclock the Tripod with australium, causing it to deal 7,000 damage to all three Entity Orbs! Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff start making moves to attack, but then completely glitch apart, making a walking animation but staying completely still! They then fade away completely, revealing another entity behind them... This one looks like one of Talist's!
The Red Dragon gains another increase in power, and dominates the entire sky, taking up everything... Spikes and tendrils surge downwards from the sky, like scarlet meteors, impaling chunks of bedrock and blasting through Apocalypse Hill! Everyone dodges the tendrils, but they keep on coming, with greater and greater frequency... Eventually, Split and the Tripod are unlucky enough to be caught, taking an armor-piercing 30,000 damage each! Split desperately casts a shield around him that will displace any further attacks thrown at him, since the possibility of death is now very real... All the tendrils rise back into the sky and form one giant drill that hovers ominously over the entire field, twisting and turning with great speed! Just when everyone thinks the drill's about to come crashing down, it explodes, sending spheres of red energy all throughout the field, bouncing every which way and becoming completely unpredictable! They take out 50 Betas...
The Head uses up a meter of its Chaos Bar, the entire thing shifting and turning into another gigantic superlaser! A titanic uberblast of red energy not unlike the power lasers of the Anti-Chuck Norris Turret is promptly fired directly at everyone, incinerating 50,000 HP off of the Tripod and 20,000 HP off of me... The remainder goes to the Legion of Godmodders, but they manage to godmod the attack using laserbending: a new form of elemental bending they learned and mastered in little over two seconds.
Entity Orb 1 changes its form from Hickam Airfield to Fungus-Man! Entity Orb 1 can now shoot loads of poison spores at enemies that will Contaminate them and cause serious damage over time! Entity Orb 3 changes its form to Waluigi! Entity Orb 3 casts a global Oblivion effect on all of the players, causing all of their attacks to have a chance to, in addition to hitting their target, also hit someone on their own side! Entity Orb 2 uses its Sad memory on the Head, giving it a mystical teal aura... All damage against the Head next turn will be halved!
The Itinerary:
> All: Penetrate the Incarnate's various defenses to get to the weak points!
> All: Destroy the Incarnate's Entity Orbs!
> All: Help defend the Legion of Godmodders!
> All: Help defend Build!
THE TRIALS:
I. FINAL WAVE .I
II. DEMONHEAD .II
III. INFESTATION .III
IV. ASCENT .IV
V. EXODUS .V
==> VI. ECLIPSE .VI <==
Armageddon Hill:
IMPETUS COMB METER:======================================== 2,047,000/8,000,000. (Gains +500,000/turn.)
Current Impetus Comb: 13
babysphee: [AG] HP: 9/25. Has Super Armor.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage every turn.
ProofofconcepT: [PG] HP: 11/20.
Split: [N] HP: 39,000/250,000. Weapon Mode: Contrivance. Temporal Piano: II Organ Grinder: II Anthem: II
Build: [AG] HP: 97,000/200,000. Slowing the Eclipse.
THE RED DRAGON: [PG] Forwarding the Eclipse. Impact: IIIIIIIIIIIIIII 5 turns. Power: 60%.
THE INCARNATE: [FINAL BOSS]
Head: (Leads to Chestplate.)
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 16,000/50,000.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Super Armor.
FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW: [AG] HP: 16/25. Has Super Armor.
Combed Hair: [PG] HP: 253,000/300,000. Can shoot armor-piercing razor blades at foes.
Eyes: [PG] HP: 170,000/200,000. (x1.) 200,000/200,000. (x1.) Can shoot lasers and glare at players, stunning them.
Majestic Beard: [PG] HP: 277,000/300,000. Can open up to reveal [REDACTED] Can godmod attacks.
Scar: [PG] Contains godmodding energy. Guarded by Scarred Metal and Majestic Beard.
Chaos Bar: III
Godarm: (Leads to Chestplate.) Claimed.
Oblivion Buster: [PG] HP: 181,000/250,000. Fires missiles at foes. Can be used every other turn.
Entity Orb 1: [PG] HP: 493,000/500,000. Below left shoulder. Current Entity: Fungus-Man. Can shoot spores at others, inflicting the Contamination status effect on them.
Chaos Bar: III
Right Arm: (Leads to Chestplate.) Claimed.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Corruption Buster: [PG] HP: 181,000/250,000. Fires lasers at foes. Can be used every other turn.
Entity Orb 2: [PG] HP: 493,000/500,000. Below right shoulder. Current Entity: Fayther. Can take memories and turn them into buffs and debuffs. Memories: IIIIII Violent.
Chaos Bar: III
Chestplate: (Leads to all other Areas.) Claimed.
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 0%.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 0%.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. gutza1: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 34,000/50,000.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. TT2000: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
Talist: [AG] HP: 27/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 6/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 50%.
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 14/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 26/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Super Armor.
TSFHISEPIC: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor.
mythicZoologist: [AG] HP: 18/25. Has Super Armor.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor. ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 0/25. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 7,000/50,000.
K4yne: [N] HP: 10/25.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 10/25.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Entity Orb 3: [PG] HP: 146,000/500,000. Inside Superlaser. Current Entity: Waluigi. Casts a global Oblivion effect on all players.
Chaos Bar: III
Right Leg: (Leads to Chestplate.) Destroyed.
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 16/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Left Leg: (Leads to Chestplate.) Destroyed.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 14,000/50,000.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 17/20.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 1/125. Killstreak: 86. Inside the Incarnate's Cockpit.
Curses of Anti-Charging, Anti-Entities, Anti-Alchemy, and Anti-Respawns are in effect. They CANNOT be dispelled.
I attempt to activate a Comb Rave to attack the Incarnate's head, starting with the Beard. If this fails, I deploy a personal deflector shield to block 10 points of damage that I would otherwise take.
The chest plate only has ~400k HP, including the entity orb, and that's before this update. Twin said each half of a potential dual rave will deal ~1.3 million. If anyone wants to dual rave, just use it on the head please, apparently it has defenses of some sort.
The unoriginality of my last attack amplifies the curse of unoriginality to the point where it effects the godmodder so unoriginaly, that he falls asleep for 1 turn,causing the mech to fall over
My voice gets low and dangerous and all growly-like. "Richard...You are losing...There's only one bit left...There are comb raves ready to end this stupid machine."
"Ready to accept fate?"
I move up to the Head-it would just be cheap if I was immediately killed after I re-lived. I pull out the largest dentures in existence, so huge that I have no idea how huge they are! They're so huge they're incomparable! In those few seconds, I immediately get working on the 'Majestic' Beard, trimming it down to size by the power of chomping dentures, nomming right through tons of metal hair. I empoewr every tooth with the undying, unyielding power of Creation, until the dentures get too many metal shavings in them, at which point I re-store the dentures and remove the metal shavings as there is no way I'm just gonna lose the multiverse's largest dentures.
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My final act for the turn: Shiny Voltorb used Explosion! (On the Scarred Metal) The Incarnate feels saddened about missing out on a shiny pokemon!
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
I nom on the artifacts on SBaHJ. Mmm, priceless artifacts BLURGH THESE TASTE FUNNY.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 8/9
Antimatter Buster Nuke: Used.
Tiny Antimatter Canisters: 6
Antimatter Torpedoes: 15. Reloading.
==Actions==
Zombie Lothyra rolls Two Thousand's Decad at SBaHJ. The Decad's reality energies counteract SBaHJ's glitchiness.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Now that I've probably stopped being a zombie, I casually take out a golden lute. I then start strumming it, and all around me people start coming back to life. However, I realize that the golden lute is cursed, and now I have to keep playing it or I die. Regardless, I keep playing for the moment, and the Godmodders I momentarily resurrected pull out other various musical instruments, as well as summoning the bosses of Crypt of the Necrodancer, who all assault the Breastplate, since it's immobile. Meanwhile I pawn the lute off on some schmuck, telling them to destroy the lute. Since I'm perfectly alive and well, I don't have to worry about the dying just yet. I then pull out Genesis, and shoot up the Breastplate with several arrows.
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>BB & travis: initiate operation "steal the rare pepe and summon the memelord"
COME ON GUYS! RAVE TIME!
I eat
an eggsomething that makes me sickSweet Bro.THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*mashes A*AAAAINS
*noms Hella Jeff*
THESE AREN'T BRAINS.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Post I
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The zombie takes out Rose's Thorn, flailing it around and hopefully hitting another player. It then bites the end of the whip, presumably swallowing a large number of biohazardous substances and starting to mutate.
Actual Action: I make Build a very large castle with spires, a moat, reenforced walls, water filtration system, drawbridge, and siege weaponry. Now, anyone who wants to attack Build has to dive through the crocodile filled moat to reach the secret passage then run from the boulder trap, swing over the spiky pit, recover the Ark from Nazis, survive a nuclear blast in a refrigerator, realize all this was stolen straight from the Indiana Jones set, make their way through the constantly shifting poison filled maze, dodge all the invisible pits, make their way up into the courtyard, climb up the crumbling keep tower, dodge the laser guided heat seeking falling rubble, ride the zipline down with their feet while being shot at with fireballs, get into the throne room tower, solve the randomlu generated enigma machine coded lock, have the door fall on them Minish Cap style, get through the laser tripwire room guarded by specially trained skeletons riding on specially trained bats, take damage from the number of commas this sentence has, fight through the room of spinning enchanted blades, get thrown out of the tower, climb it all again, face the ravenous mutant piranha gun, and THEN, and only then, get teleported back to the start of the castle. But once they come back, then they face the final boss on the penultimate floor of the tallest tower, Justicar, who is kinda dead, but not really, and is still determined to protect Build. Now, this fight is a little tilted in Justicar's favor thanks to the numerous railgun turrets, protective wards, and flamethrower traps around the room. If they can beat that, then they get to climb to the very top to meet Build and stab him. After a few people have done this, I casually mention to Build, who is standing right next to me, "Well, this has been fun." And the entire castle, including the "Build" inside it, dissolves away, like the illusion it is. All the attackers now fall out of the 10 story high tower, taking extra mental damage in knowing that they could have just walked through the front door.
My stuff:
Potion of Flares, Potion of Oblivion, Potion of War II.
-H-M-A-S----S-H-I-P-
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
I roll the Faceless Eight at the Breastplate/Metal Plates or move to the head if the former are somehow dead.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Potions: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x2, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $386 (+2 to Wilson)
Battlefield: I heal myself using healing blues
-HMAS Ship-
You know what, what the heck, I'll do the quote thing.
Time to do this, Edible-nest swiftlet style! So now to make a wall of hardened spit around Build.
Several hours later...
Finally, It's done.It's pretty gross but it works.
Come to kspcity! Transportation
http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/ http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/tra
Industry
http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/ind
The GREAT SCRAMBLE FOR BUILDING MATERIALS begins! With most of Minecraftia destroyed and everything that's left being basically Skyblock, this isn't going to be easy!
We start by cutting down the trees near us. It amounts to about 10 wood total. We can't build a dock with 40 planks!
We head to Armageddon Hill! It is a hill-there's plenty of dirt and stone to take! At the protests of everyone, especially those still on it, we dig up everything except for one random cobblestone slab! Everyone who is there is now jammed onto that one REALLY TIGHT space! This doesn't have gameplay effects, it's just hilarious to watch!
We continue to search for building materials! Flying to the ISLAND OF ENDSTONE, someone grabs a random block of Netherrack and brings it back! He's too hyped to realize his tiny mistake, and so am I! What mistake?
Someone heads to the Nether, which is still mostly intact, and gathers all the glowstone he can find, which should help, even if it can't compete with the light of HOPE!
Another person has a BRILLIANT idea! What if we used OURSELVES to construct the dock? Our bodies make great building material!
Everybody gasps at the pure perfect logic of this idea, and we rush off to build THE DOCK OF ULTIMATE HOPE AND LIGHT!
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=TURN TWO=
=ACTION=
I pull out the ARMISTYX, and switch it to DEMONATOR SCYTHE MODE, and use it's weapons to damage the Tripod even further! Then, I slam the DEMONATOR SCYTHE into the Tripod! Then, now at close range, I pull out a simple chair, and against all the odds, I slam the Tripod with it, knocking it into space. The chair explodes.
Once the Tripod is in space, I use CHAIRSTORM LVL 10, causing the chairs summoned by the attack to knock the robot down through space, into a huge bed of rusty electrified nails! Then, I grab another large bed of nails, and turn the Tripod into a nail sandwich! Next, I summon a Titan, which promptly picks up the Tripod Nail Sandwich, and eats it.
Then I promptly murder the Titan.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
TURN 2/3
I use BT Crystal Drive Lv. 10 on the Breastplate, or a Metal Plate if that is dead.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
Posting early again for reasons.
If you're attacked by a Zombie, you can't be healed for a turn. It doesn't matter what the Zombie uses.
Okay.
6,500 damage to a Metal Plate!
Next attack against me will hit you instead!
Tazz explained it in this post.
2,000 damage to Split!
+12,500 HP to me!
It isn't taken, but I don't really think you should use hot pink for a Pesterchum handle. It's pretty eye-searing.
Sweet Bro laughs a horrific and corrupted laugh that sounds like a dying NES.
when are Wii eve RKNOT a....... DICESTATION????!?
> insert_generic_username: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => GENERIC STORM
7,000 damage to Sweet Bro! Mystical life energies swirl around you... You're cured!
You move up to the Head!
2,000 damage to the Beard, Hair, and Scarred Metal!
Yes, he did. And I'm pretty sure he knows what it is.
+4 HP!
You find nowhere that the Raspberry Port can be applied to!
But where?
Since you didn't tell me where you put the Ice Field, the rules don't apply and the Godmodder doesn't have to deal with it.
+3 HP! 3,000 damage to a Metal Plate!
6,500 damage to the Tripod!
You move up to the Head! 5,500 damage to the Beard!
GODMODDER: Well, it's not like your own godmodders are any better. And they're going one step further by actually summoning the entities themselves! Yet I don't see you berating them for their unoriginality...
The Red Dragon isn't every kind of matter at once, it can just take the form of anything it wants to!
The Red Dragon has "brains" spread throughout its entire mass so that it never takes a superfluous amount of time to do anything, in that case.
13,000 damage to a Metal Plate!
> engie_ninja: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 GUNS AKIMBO - MAXIMALIST
You protect yourself from attack this turn!
6 damage to Crusher!
+5 HP to ninjatwist!
+5 HP!
#DockForHype2K15
14,000 damage to the Breastplate!
Re-using the first attack from the game isn't a very valid strategy...
+4,500 HP to me!
> pionoplayer: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 RUNEMARKINGS - MONOLOGUE
You initiate the attack...
Next zombie attack thrown at a player will fail!
1,500 damage to the Hair, Scarred Metal, and an Eye!
Hella Jeff glares at you. "Y DONUT UOU LOVE Mii"
5,500 damage to the Tripod! Mystical life energies swirl around you... You're cured!
12,000 damage to a Metal Plate! +6 HP!
The attack hits, dealing 15,000 damage to both Metal Plates!
Next next Zombie attack against a player will fail!
4,500 damage to the Scarred Metal! The Godmodder already has every Shiny Pokemon, so he doesn't care much.
3,000 damage to SBaHJ!
6-1-10-8-7-3-6-1-1-7
SBaHJ come face to face with their actual counterparts: Smith Bob and Harold Jones. They're two normal guys who are roommates in college and love to play video games and throw nacho parties. When SBaHJ and SBaHJ meet, the two explode. SBaHJ takes 10,000 damage!
16,000 damage to the Breastplate!
Alright. You begin a quest to steal a rare pepe. But where could you find one?
2,000 damage to Sweet Bro!
5,000 damage to Hella Jeff!
Failed thanks to Old Man Elderly!
Anyone who attacks me this turn will receive a nasty counterattack!
You roll the Faceless Eight.
4-8-3-2-6-6-7-5
A black pentagram appears, and from it, a blank grey head moves towards the Breastplates. It grows in size exponentially and opens up to reveal many rows of pointed teeth. It also appears to be bleeding black blood. The head gnaws and chews at the Breastplate, pulling out the internal mechanisms of the drills concealed inside. 14,000 damage!
+4 HP!
Next attack against me will fail!
You do remember that the Nether was annihilated by the Red Dragon, right? Regardless, the dock continues to be made...
The entire attack, plus UPHOLSTERY'S UMBRAGE, deals 26,000 damage to the Tripod! Mystical life energies swirl around you... You're cured!
> crystalcat: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 CRYSTAL DRIVE - THE NEW FORMATION
You keep True Crystallum equipped and switch it into Control Mode. Four octahedral purple gems blink into existence, two positioned at each shoulder like oribtars. You dash up to the Breastplate, the AI of the gems immediately understanding that this is their target. They get to work, forming a pattern and assaulting the Breastplate with arcs of magical lightning and bullets. But then, something happens. The crystals meet together, creating something with magical power: copies of themselves. The now self-replicating gems form a team of sixteen - a new formation. The gems form geometrical patterns, continuing their assault, and position themselves on the Breastplate in different places, electrifying themselves and the Breastplate along with them. 20,000 damage!
Split uses Anthem, raising up Broken Anachronism! The helical golden pattern around the weapon shines intensely and then, somehow, peels itself off of the weapon itself! Closer inspection reveals that it is merely the energy that has unwound out of the weapon and not the actual pattern carved into it. Regardless, the weapon no longer shines, and its light is now a ball of creation energy hovering above the weapon's rod.
Split directs the rod at the Metal Plates, and the orb points towards them in kind. It grows, more mass adding onto itself, until it's larger than Split! And then, the orb splits in half, and in half again. These orbs grow to the large size of the first orb, and they split in quarters once more, until an army of sixty-four orbs encircles Split. These orbs suddenly shine with white light, and when the display is over, sixty-four shining trumpets have replaced them!
Split extends his hands, and the trumpets fly around, arranging themselves throughout the air! They form two distinct lines of trumpets, thirty-two to each, and then point themselves up to the sky, beginning to play an anthem! The anthem is so powerful and inspiring that everyone stops to look and listen, holographic flags and symbols representative of the AGs and the Legion of Godmodders shining throughout the air! Broken Anachronism, now energized by the song, fires a bolt of red-hot plasma at the Metal Plates, seemingly forged from the Red Sun itself! A Metal Plate is vaporized!
I take some time off from attacking and decide to heal instead! I materialize a deck of tarot cards and select the fifth card from the top, which is labelled "The Hierophant". Upon inspection, mystical energies from within are released, and I gain some health! But that's not enough... I materialize more and more tarot cards, using their Hierophant cards, until I've gained a large sum of health: +25,000 HP! Unfortunately, every deck I've pulled has come from the real world, and the Tarot Mafia tracks me down because I've taken every tarot deck in existence. The only option is to completely erase the art of tarot decks from existence, so that's what happens.
Wait, what were we just talking about?
The Legion of Godmodders launches one final assault against the Chestplate, all of them rushing towards the few remaining entities on it! The Legion piles on top of each other, forming what looks like a human pyramid but is in actuality much more complex... They form a cylinder, then a slim rectangle on top of it, and then a large blade! The Human Sword flies towards the Chestplate and, every single godmodder composing it taking out their own weapons, slices clean through it! The Incarnate reels back as the Chestplate's remaining Breastplate and Metal Plate are obliterated!
Since the rest of the Chestplate has fallen apart, the Superlaser has become open for target! The Legion of Godmodders fly into the Superlaser, capturing its potent godmodding powers for their own use! The Superlaser loses all of its power, and the only thing that remains operational is the Entity Orb inside of it... Explosions pockmark the Superlaser as the entire Chestplate loses its stability and the Incarnate threatens to topple over! Interlocking braces and clamps form around the chest as the Incarnate regains its stability... The only fully intact region of the Incarnate at this point is the Head! The Legion's Secret Charge goes up by +20%!
Metroid Prime uses Multi-Missiles against the two Busters, dealing 8,000 to each! The Legion of Godmodders overclock the Tripod with australium, causing it to deal 7,000 damage to all three Entity Orbs! Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff start making moves to attack, but then completely glitch apart, making a walking animation but staying completely still! They then fade away completely, revealing another entity behind them... This one looks like one of Talist's!
The Red Dragon gains another increase in power, and dominates the entire sky, taking up everything... Spikes and tendrils surge downwards from the sky, like scarlet meteors, impaling chunks of bedrock and blasting through Apocalypse Hill! Everyone dodges the tendrils, but they keep on coming, with greater and greater frequency... Eventually, Split and the Tripod are unlucky enough to be caught, taking an armor-piercing 30,000 damage each! Split desperately casts a shield around him that will displace any further attacks thrown at him, since the possibility of death is now very real... All the tendrils rise back into the sky and form one giant drill that hovers ominously over the entire field, twisting and turning with great speed! Just when everyone thinks the drill's about to come crashing down, it explodes, sending spheres of red energy all throughout the field, bouncing every which way and becoming completely unpredictable! They take out 50 Betas...
The Head uses up a meter of its Chaos Bar, the entire thing shifting and turning into another gigantic superlaser! A titanic uberblast of red energy not unlike the power lasers of the Anti-Chuck Norris Turret is promptly fired directly at everyone, incinerating 50,000 HP off of the Tripod and 20,000 HP off of me... The remainder goes to the Legion of Godmodders, but they manage to godmod the attack using laserbending: a new form of elemental bending they learned and mastered in little over two seconds.
Entity Orb 1 changes its form from Hickam Airfield to Fungus-Man! Entity Orb 1 can now shoot loads of poison spores at enemies that will Contaminate them and cause serious damage over time! Entity Orb 3 changes its form to Waluigi! Entity Orb 3 casts a global Oblivion effect on all of the players, causing all of their attacks to have a chance to, in addition to hitting their target, also hit someone on their own side! Entity Orb 2 uses its Sad memory on the Head, giving it a mystical teal aura... All damage against the Head next turn will be halved!
The Itinerary:
> All: Penetrate the Incarnate's various defenses to get to the weak points!
> All: Destroy the Incarnate's Entity Orbs!
> All: Help defend the Legion of Godmodders!
> All: Help defend Build!
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIIII. INFESTATION .IIIIV. ASCENT .IVV. EXODUS .VArmageddon Hill:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ======================================== 2,047,000/8,000,000. (Gains +500,000/turn.)
Current Impetus Comb: 13
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 12/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage every turn.
ProofofconcepT: [PG] HP: 11/20.
Split: [N] HP: 39,000/250,000. Weapon Mode: Contrivance. Temporal Piano: II Organ Grinder: II Anthem: II
Build: [AG] HP: 97,000/200,000. Slowing the Eclipse.
Legion of Godmodders: [AG] Betas: 100/100 HP. (x120.) Gammas: 100/100 HP. (x100.) Deltas: 100/100 HP. (x50.) Omegas: 100/100 HP. (x10.) Can godmod attacks. Secret Charge: IIIIIIIIII 80%.
Metroid Prime: [AG] HP: Core: 45,000/75,000 HP.
Tripod: [AG] HP: 70,000/100,000. Thick Plating: 32,000/175,000 HP.
Enchanted Deck: [AG] HP: 300,000/300,000. Current Cards: A♠, 3♦, 2♥, K♠, 4♠, 8♦, A♦, 4♣, 9♠, 7♦.
THE RED DRAGON: [PG] Forwarding the Eclipse. Impact: IIIIIIIIIIIIIII 5 turns. Power: 60%.
THE INCARNATE: [FINAL BOSS]
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 16,000/50,000.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Super Armor.
FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW: [AG] HP: 16/25. Has Super Armor.
Combed Hair: [PG] HP: 253,000/300,000. Can shoot armor-piercing razor blades at foes.
Eyes: [PG] HP: 170,000/200,000. (x1.) 200,000/200,000. (x1.) Can shoot lasers and glare at players, stunning them.
Scarred Metal: [PG] HP: 466,500/500,000. Blocks attacks.
Majestic Beard: [PG] HP: 277,000/300,000. Can open up to reveal [REDACTED] Can godmod attacks.
Scar: [PG] Contains godmodding energy. Guarded by Scarred Metal and Majestic Beard.
Chaos Bar: III
Godarm: (Leads to Chestplate.) Claimed.
Oblivion Buster: [PG] HP: 181,000/250,000. Fires missiles at foes. Can be used every other turn.
Entity Orb 1: [PG] HP: 493,000/500,000. Below left shoulder. Current Entity: Fungus-Man. Can shoot spores at others, inflicting the Contamination status effect on them.
Chaos Bar: III
Right Arm: (Leads to Chestplate.) Claimed.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Corruption Buster: [PG] HP: 181,000/250,000. Fires lasers at foes. Can be used every other turn.
Entity Orb 2: [PG] HP: 493,000/500,000. Below right shoulder. Current Entity: Fayther. Can take memories and turn them into buffs and debuffs. Memories: IIIIII Violent.
Chaos Bar: III
Chestplate: (Leads to all other Areas.) Claimed.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 10/25.insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 0%.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Alpha Armor. Runic Shielding: 0%.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 34,000/50,000.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
Talist: [AG] HP: 27/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 6/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 50%.
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 14/25. Has Super Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 26/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 13/25. Has Super Armor.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Super Armor.
TSFHISEPIC: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor.
mythicZoologist: [AG] HP: 18/25. Has Super Armor.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 0/25. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 7,000/50,000.
K4yne: [N] HP: 10/25.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Entity Orb 3: [PG] HP: 146,000/500,000. Inside Superlaser. Current Entity: Waluigi. Casts a global Oblivion effect on all players.
Chaos Bar: III
Right Leg: (Leads to Chestplate.) Destroyed.
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 16/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Left Leg: (Leads to Chestplate.) Destroyed.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 14,000/50,000.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 17/20.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 1/125. Killstreak: 86. Inside the Incarnate's Cockpit.
Curses of Anti-Charging, Anti-Entities, Anti-Alchemy, and Anti-Respawns are in effect. They CANNOT be dispelled.
The Forge
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (PitTheAngel)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (5l1n65h07)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III READY(TehEpicNinja9001)
Molten Processor: IIII READY (Pokefan151)
Infinity Blade: II DISABLED [4K] (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Prism: III READY (TehEpicNinja9001)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (Fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII READY (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: ...IS OVER. (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Netpatham)
Magma Multiplier: IIII DISABLED (Fseftr)
Silver Eye: III READY (crystalcat)
Table Leg: III READY (Irecreeper)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Red Scale: III IN USE (engie_ninja)
Twitchy Staff: III READY (Irecreeper)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (insert_generic_username)
Necro Smasher: III DISABLED (engie_ninja)
Black Matter Gun: IIII READY (crystalcat)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Talist)
Glitch Wrench: IIII READY (gutza1)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (ProofofconcepT)
Oblivion's Topper: III READY (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII READY (The_Serpent)
Giant Gear: IIII READY (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII READY (pionoplayer)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII READY (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII READY (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
3 Hog Slop
7 Elf Tears
1 Pie Filling
0 Weasel Snot
I attempt to activate a Comb Rave to attack the Incarnate's head, starting with the Beard. If this fails, I deploy a personal deflector shield to block 10 points of damage that I would otherwise take.
The chest plate only has ~400k HP, including the entity orb, and that's before this update. Twin said each half of a potential dual rave will deal ~1.3 million. If anyone wants to dual rave, just use it on the head please, apparently it has defenses of some sort.
Edit: You can ignore this now.
The unoriginality of my last attack amplifies the curse of unoriginality to the point where it effects the godmodder so unoriginaly, that he falls asleep for 1 turn,causing the mech to fall over
Act 1!
TT THAT BETTER BE YOUR COMB RAVE.
My voice gets low and dangerous and all growly-like. "Richard...You are losing...There's only one bit left...There are comb raves ready to end this stupid machine."
"Ready to accept fate?"
I move up to the Head-it would just be cheap if I was immediately killed after I re-lived. I pull out the largest dentures in existence, so huge that I have no idea how huge they are! They're so huge they're incomparable! In those few seconds, I immediately get working on the 'Majestic' Beard, trimming it down to size by the power of chomping dentures, nomming right through tons of metal hair. I empoewr every tooth with the undying, unyielding power of Creation, until the dentures get too many metal shavings in them, at which point I re-store the dentures and remove the metal shavings as there is no way I'm just gonna lose the multiverse's largest dentures.