I then activate both Spoils of War that I own, bringing the Necro Smasher down on Entity Orb (Chest), hopefully preventing it from trying anything stupid.
If I am still zombie, I summon Animatronics (yes, those animatronics) to stuff a random Pro-Godmodder player in a suit, then realize that means I am unable to eat them, so I then eat a different Pro-Godmodder player.
Otherwise, I march up to the Chestplate and kick an armor plate so hard it falls off.
I use Bide, dealing back double the damage that I take at the breastplate, times 1000 so that I don't deal around 15 damage to the breastplate.
I follow that up with an attack from another pokemon move, Close Combat. My defense is lowered for this turn, but I deal massive damage with this attack, and boost damage for every other physical move I make this turn. I am going to be dead at the end of this turn, I am almost certain.
I pull out a block of infinite water from minecraft classic,and use it to flood the entire battlefield from a long distance away,then ask what the heck is going on
I continue my phantom tail combo from before now using them to restrain the Third Entity Orb while I engrave a prayer for it's destruction into it with the Kelpie's Blade.
I suck up as many chaotic energies as I possibly can, hoping to supercharge my attack, and immediately engage Battle Technique: Eruption, remaking the Shrine of 2b2t explicitly for this attack, and naturally targeting Metroid Prime.
I pull out a block of infinite water from minecraft classic,and use it to flood the entire battlefield from a long distance away,then ask what the heck is going on
DARK_PIT'S TURN (3/3 Actions Remaining):
I can't reach him with a simple chat unless I get off this mech.
...Hm...
I use a good portion of the Hearts I got to deliver a letter and package to comhraik instantly using Time Mail Delivery SystemsTM.
It reads:
"I could tell you were confused about everything going on from a mile away, so i'll paraphrase for you: The Apocalypse to end all Apocalypses. Not much else to say besides to go beat the Giant Robot you can probably see from here. You probably need some help, so i've enclosed Pit's Raddhand for you to use to help give you a slight boost in the package. Just don't die, do anything stupid, or fool with things that you're not sure of."
I then note the disturbingly low HP of ten I have and quickly get to guarding myself because that's not good to have low HP. I then finish off this turn by executing MIRROR, MIRROR (If it doesn't work, i ask for what Sacred Items need to be used for that and use the Rapidfire Bow) on the Metal Plates.
I use the Great Sacred Treasure's gigantic laser sword that cut Hades in half on the Breastplate. I then eject from the Great Sacred Treasure, as it crashes straight into a metal plate, and use the Stone ability to crash straight down on another, different metal plate. I follow that up with spitting the ability star at a third metal plate, and finish by picking up a hammer, and using a hammer uppercut on a fourth metal plate.
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No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
I charge up to the Chestplate and use an EMP EMP EMP EMP EMP EMP EMP EMP EMP EMP EMP EMP EMP EMP EMP attack (aka EMP spam) to disrupt the Incarnate's systems and reduce the damage dealt by its weapon systems. If I am still a zombie, I do this anyways because it is not technically an attack due to not dealing damage.
I casually set Erelye on fire, as I have no regard for his life due to his mysterious absence. However, this means that he can't do anything or play along with my shenanigans. I then realise this fact, and resolve to instead use psionics to puppet him around. The puppeting seems to be going fine, so I let omglolsguy join in on the fun. The two immediately get puppeted through an incredibly deadly doom course, but I realize that I suck at puppeting things with my psionics. Because of this, Erelye and omglolsguy get hurt really badly, as all the doom modifiers, horrific challenges and interspersed eye laser shots hurt them horribly. I then run them through a bunch of tests, but I can't do precise hand motions and they all fill out the tests horribly. They also get hurt really badly. I then run them through quests, and they get smote by CobaltShade in his true form.
To continue Megaman references, I use X1 Sigma's Electric Balls of Hard-To-Dodge-Ness on the Breastplate, and the Power Stone on the Breastplate as well. (But Power Stone is terrible!) Then I reveal that the Power Stone was actually a Lightnig Bolt (Yes, the weapon was misspelled in its own game), which is a "Screen clearing weapon", which does moderate damage to EVERYTHING!!! Or, if that's too overpowered, just to every item on the Chestplate. Note, this weapon does not damage allies nor the player using it.
Let's see, I referenced Battle Network, Classic Series, X series, and I'm not referencing a series with only two entries (Legends). I know! I use the Zero Saber from Megaman Zero on the Breastplate as well.
Lastly, I collect 1, (one) secret item. To be used at a later date.
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With the last turn of the chestplate being overheated, I get out my splash potion of Temperature and centrifuge it, spinning it at high speeds to concentrate it. Then I splash the metal plates with it to rapidly cool them and causing them to shatter.
I use the Potion Supply to get a healing potion for Split.
Also, I forgot to respond last turn.
@God-Rich-Modder-Ard: "Probably the reason everyone called you Richard was because that's easier to use. Richard has 2 syllables where as The Godmodder has 4. And also, really? You have to steal other people's entity ideas? A+ originality effort. 10/10. If you want to prove yourself as being better than us lowly pathetic players, it would probably not be a good idea to copy us. Its already rather cheep to prevent entities. And by the way, if by 'the fox' you want to refer to Wilson, then what he says is high pitched squeaking noises, kinda like those inflatable doggie chew toys."
@Red Dragon: So you're saying the Red Dragon is an easily divisible gas? Or maybe a being of pure energy? The problem with those now is that they can't hold a form for very long. And how did the Red Dragon just "magically" move most of its mass over somewhere else? That still has the problem of needing something to kick off of. I'm kinda running out of ideas here, but if I keep trying, maybe this will get a case of Hellkite Dragon Syndrome.
@Mythic: Yes, potions. Tons of them. I built up all these via Wilson slowly over time. What hasn't been sold is now free. Although it seems like the Godmodder prevents any splash buff potions from working. Also, you seem to actually know what a kitsune is. Good for you.
My stuff:
Potion of Flares, Potion of Oblivion, Potion of War II.
EVERYTHING IN THE EMPORIUM IS NOW FREE FOR ALL TO USE TO FIGHT THE INCARNATE! Anyone who is injured and about to die can pick up something like a Potion of Zeus or Nectar Cake.
Total wealth = 533$ (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Just take whatever you want as long as you, a: share and b: use it against the Incarnate in some way. You can keep giving Wilson +2s if you like, but they'll do literally nothing except maybe give Wilson a bigger bath of gold to jump into once all is said and done.
Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (lvl 1, gives crits)
Potion of Magic x1 (lvl 1, random effects)
Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (lvl 2, says on the tin)
Potion of Nectar x2 (lvl 2, healing and crit)
Splash potion of Critmist II x4 (lvl 3, crits)
Potion of Ambrosa x1 (lvl 3, healing + crits)
Nectar cake x2 (lvl 3, healing food. Not a potion)
Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff)
Potion of Fury x3 (lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++)
Potion of Armor x2 (lvl 1, dmg reduction)
Potion of War II x1 (lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken)
Potion of Zeus x1 (lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
Potion of Water Armor x2 (lvl1, armor while in water)
Potion of Moonlight x1 (lvl 1, regen)
Potion of Fortune x2 (lvl 1, more ores. Mine all the valuable minerals out of the Incarnate.)
Potion of HellSun x3 (lvl 1, Powers of the Nether)
Potion of IMAAGGGGGINNNNNATTTIOOONNNNN x1 (lvl 2, Great! Now all you need is a box, Squidward!)
Splash extended Potion of Flares x1 (lvl 3, burning cuts)
Potion of Crimson x3 (lvl 1, bleed)
Potion of Fear x2 (lvl 1, fear)
Splash Corruption Potion x2 (lvl 1, glitch)
Splash potion of Temperature II x2 (lvl 5, fire and ice cuts)
Extended Splash potion of Charring x2 (lvl 5, unhealing cuts)
Splash Potion of Oblivion II x2 (lvl 5, Life stealing cuts) ERROR! USE OF THESE IS DANGEROUS!
-H-M-A-S----S-H-I-P-
Then... what is it? Good news? Although really, just not getting shot at counts as good news.
As the door swings inwards, Wilson jumps backwards to avoid getting hit by it. His eyes follow the bird as it flies away. But on being handed the key card, he looks at it in confusion. (he didn't see Blue use it, after all)
What is thi...
He glances up at the opened door and makes the connection himself and puts the card in his ender pouch.
Oh, thank you. ... So... eh... what's the news exactly?
I then pick up a Potion of Fortune from the potion emporium, pull out a Diamond pickaxe, and, since metals of all kinds are considered precious to me, mine the hell out of the Incarnate's chest plate.
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=TURN TWO=
=ACTION=
Because Twin is such an awesome GM, I decide to reward him. Pulling out several stacks of wood, I build an elaborate fortress! My wooden animatronic knights usher him into the great halls. Inside, there's flowing fountains, crystal chandeliers and fine carpeting. Twin is taken to an upper bedroom, and is given a feast fit for a king!
...and cookies. You know, that brand that Twin likes. As Twin enjoys his munchies, fatigue begins to overtake him, and he falls onto his bed, face-first. Unfortunately, the entire bed turned into razor-sharp splinters as he fell. Ripping splinters out of his clothes, Twin suddenly realizes that he must escape the castle!
Blasting down the door with first-guardian powers, Twin barrels down the stairwell, and is confronted by dozens of animatronic knights! Most of the knights go down easily, but he doesn't escape unharmed. Then, reaching the front gate, he tries to open it. Locked. Then, he tries to blast it down. But for some reason, the gates hold steady. And then, arrows fill the room. AMBUSH!
Twin takes multiple arrows to the face, knees and other places. Taking cover behind an overturned chair, he stops to catch his breath as arrows slam into the walls behind him. Then, the chair sinks into the ground, it's wooden contents being brought elsewhere. With no cover and no choice, Twin runs up the stairwell. Perhaps he could escape through a window. But as he reaches the final step, a wooden hammer swings down, slamming into him, knocking him down the steps, which just so happened to nearly triple in size.
Twin then falls down the stairs for awhile, and at the bottom is a giant deathtrap of giant swinging axes and crushers and whatnot. Twin somehow slides right through them without dying, sustaining slight injuries in the process. Despite living that, he's back at the front gates, with the archers firing upon him. Still.
The archers are soon torn apart. Really, he should've just attacked. He has like, 100,000 HP. As the last archer falls, loud noises are heard as the ceiling morphs and twists! Most of the castle's mass is then dropped above Twin in the form of a giant spider mech. After a short battle featuring cannons to the face, impromptu dancing and a game of solitaire, Twin defeats the wooden spider mech by lighting it on fire with a torch he found sitting around.
The entire castle soon ignites, and Twin pounds on the door, hoping that it'll break from stress or something. Then, a giant flaming battering ram flies towards him, slams him straight through the gates, and despite all the injuries, Twin watches with satisfaction as the castle is converted to a bonfire.
...then I throw him in, and dump tons of gasoline and napalm onto the fire.
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I do an absurdly generic thing to INCARNATE. So absurdly generic, in fact, that merely looking at a description of it would make the reader more generic by seven orders of magnitude. Of course, having it done to you is far, far worse.
As the MOTORBOAT OF LIGHT draws nearer, we realize that, since it's an entire turn closer, we can make out more details! We also simultaneously rush to random nearby binocular-stands, jamming all our quarters in to get a closer look!
The light burns so brightly, we can't make out many more details! But we CAN see that the motorboat is the color WHITE! Immediately, we all burst into giggles, also known as hype exiting your body through the mouth! We all look again, and see that the motorboat's sail has some sort of symbol on it! We can't make it out, and yet, the pure KNOWLEDGE that such a symbol EXISTS makes us unable to look at the motorboat anymore, for risk of exploding with hype!
We all head back to the party, and even with a massive cake, it just doesn't seem like enough to commemorate it! We need MORE flashiness! MORE light, though we can never match the light of the approaching HOPE!
"...I have a scale, and a hammer."
I then activate both Spoils of War that I own, bringing the Necro Smasher down on Entity Orb (Chest), hopefully preventing it from trying anything stupid.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
If I am still zombie, I summon Animatronics (yes, those animatronics) to stuff a random Pro-Godmodder player in a suit, then realize that means I am unable to eat them, so I then eat a different Pro-Godmodder player.
Otherwise, I march up to the Chestplate and kick an armor plate so hard it falls off.
I use Bide, dealing back double the damage that I take at the breastplate, times 1000 so that I don't deal around 15 damage to the breastplate.
I follow that up with an attack from another pokemon move, Close Combat. My defense is lowered for this turn, but I deal massive damage with this attack, and boost damage for every other physical move I make this turn. I am going to be dead at the end of this turn, I am almost certain.
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
I pull out a block of infinite water from minecraft classic,and use it to flood the entire battlefield from a long distance away,then ask what the heck is going on
I continue my phantom tail combo from before now using them to restrain the Third Entity Orb while I engrave a prayer for it's destruction into it with the Kelpie's Blade.
People say "There is a city there, and it will stay there until time stops" hearts filled with bleak hope that it be so...
And indeed, it may be, as even the void has not moved it from its rightful place...
Casting their gaze inwards The Tearful Seeker considers their purpose in the coming events...
Tonight, he sets a stage, and come curtain's raise, A Storm Lord join the hunt.
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Act 1!
Ugh, this feels weird...
I suck up as many chaotic energies as I possibly can, hoping to supercharge my attack, and immediately engage Battle Technique: Eruption, remaking the Shrine of 2b2t explicitly for this attack, and naturally targeting Metroid Prime.
DARK_PIT'S TURN (3/3 Actions Remaining):
I can't reach him with a simple chat unless I get off this mech.
...Hm...
I use a good portion of the Hearts I got to deliver a letter and package to comhraik instantly using Time Mail Delivery SystemsTM.
It reads:
"I could tell you were confused about everything going on from a mile away, so i'll paraphrase for you: The Apocalypse to end all Apocalypses. Not much else to say besides to go beat the Giant Robot you can probably see from here. You probably need some help, so i've enclosed Pit's Raddhand for you to use to help give you a slight boost in the package. Just don't die, do anything stupid, or fool with things that you're not sure of."
I then note the disturbingly low HP of ten I have and quickly get to guarding myself because that's not good to have low HP. I then finish off this turn by executing MIRROR, MIRROR (If it doesn't work, i ask for what Sacred Items need to be used for that and use the Rapidfire Bow) on the Metal Plates.
BBBBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNNZZZZZZZ!!!!!!
I check what kind of
delicious brainzskin UserZero has, then Ieat plantsbite the Tripod.SWEET SUCCULENT BRAINZ!!!THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
I use the Great Sacred Treasure's gigantic laser sword that cut Hades in half on the Breastplate. I then eject from the Great Sacred Treasure, as it crashes straight into a metal plate, and use the Stone ability to crash straight down on another, different metal plate. I follow that up with spitting the ability star at a third metal plate, and finish by picking up a hammer, and using a hammer uppercut on a fourth metal plate.
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
I charge up to the Chestplate and use an EMP EMP EMP EMP EMP EMP EMP EMP EMP EMP EMP EMP EMP EMP EMP attack (aka EMP spam) to disrupt the Incarnate's systems and reduce the damage dealt by its weapon systems. If I am still a zombie, I do this anyways because it is not technically an attack due to not dealing damage.
I casually set Erelye on fire, as I have no regard for his life due to his mysterious absence. However, this means that he can't do anything or play along with my shenanigans. I then realise this fact, and resolve to instead use psionics to puppet him around. The puppeting seems to be going fine, so I let omglolsguy join in on the fun. The two immediately get puppeted through an incredibly deadly doom course, but I realize that I suck at puppeting things with my psionics. Because of this, Erelye and omglolsguy get hurt really badly, as all the doom modifiers, horrific challenges and interspersed eye laser shots hurt them horribly. I then run them through a bunch of tests, but I can't do precise hand motions and they all fill out the tests horribly. They also get hurt really badly. I then run them through quests, and they get smote by CobaltShade in his true form.
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I use Roll's battle chip, which automatically does damage to the nearest enemy, then heals me for 30 hp. This cannot over heal. *IMPORTANT NOTE! This item is a Navi Chip, meaning it freezes time while it takes effect, making it unable to be dodged, and unable to be corrupted. Any arguments will be met with the Roll death stare:https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&ved=0CAcQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fluigiblood.deviantart.com%2Fart%2FRoll-EXE-Vector-EXE4-5-Navi-Artwork-Remake-372548975&ei=KTKKVfD2M4rUoAS04YLwCQ&bvm=bv.96440147,d.cGU&psig=AFQjCNEY7dy1rpkI0mOufN7_6VycPDJJng&ust=1435206567387436
To continue Megaman references, I use X1 Sigma's Electric Balls of Hard-To-Dodge-Ness on the Breastplate, and the Power Stone on the Breastplate as well. (But Power Stone is terrible!) Then I reveal that the Power Stone was actually a Lightnig Bolt (Yes, the weapon was misspelled in its own game), which is a "Screen clearing weapon", which does moderate damage to EVERYTHING!!! Or, if that's too overpowered, just to every item on the Chestplate. Note, this weapon does not damage allies nor the player using it.
Let's see, I referenced Battle Network, Classic Series, X series, and I'm not referencing a series with only two entries (Legends). I know! I use the Zero Saber from Megaman Zero on the Breastplate as well.
Lastly, I collect 1, (one) secret item. To be used at a later date.
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
With the last turn of the chestplate being overheated, I get out my splash potion of Temperature and centrifuge it, spinning it at high speeds to concentrate it. Then I splash the metal plates with it to rapidly cool them and causing them to shatter.
I use the Potion Supply to get a healing potion for Split.
Also, I forgot to respond last turn.
@God-Rich-Modder-Ard: "Probably the reason everyone called you Richard was because that's easier to use. Richard has 2 syllables where as The Godmodder has 4. And also, really? You have to steal other people's entity ideas? A+ originality effort. 10/10. If you want to prove yourself as being better than us lowly pathetic players, it would probably not be a good idea to copy us. Its already rather cheep to prevent entities. And by the way, if by 'the fox' you want to refer to Wilson, then what he says is high pitched squeaking noises, kinda like those inflatable doggie chew toys."
@Red Dragon: So you're saying the Red Dragon is an easily divisible gas? Or maybe a being of pure energy? The problem with those now is that they can't hold a form for very long. And how did the Red Dragon just "magically" move most of its mass over somewhere else? That still has the problem of needing something to kick off of. I'm kinda running out of ideas here, but if I keep trying, maybe this will get a case of Hellkite Dragon Syndrome.
@Mythic: Yes, potions. Tons of them. I built up all these via Wilson slowly over time. What hasn't been sold is now free. Although it seems like the Godmodder prevents any splash buff potions from working. Also, you seem to actually know what a kitsune is. Good for you.
My stuff:
Potion of Flares, Potion of Oblivion, Potion of War II.
-H-M-A-S----S-H-I-P-
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
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I then pick up a Potion of Fortune from the potion emporium, pull out a Diamond pickaxe, and, since metals of all kinds are considered precious to me, mine the hell out of the Incarnate's chest plate.
Somehow, having fortune grants me a damage boost.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
I heal myself with Red Oktoberfest, then overheal myself with the Black Hand.
=TURN TWO=
=ACTION=
Because Twin is such an awesome GM, I decide to reward him. Pulling out several stacks of wood, I build an elaborate fortress! My wooden animatronic knights usher him into the great halls. Inside, there's flowing fountains, crystal chandeliers and fine carpeting. Twin is taken to an upper bedroom, and is given a feast fit for a king!
...and cookies. You know, that brand that Twin likes. As Twin enjoys his munchies, fatigue begins to overtake him, and he falls onto his bed, face-first. Unfortunately, the entire bed turned into razor-sharp splinters as he fell. Ripping splinters out of his clothes, Twin suddenly realizes that he must escape the castle!
Blasting down the door with first-guardian powers, Twin barrels down the stairwell, and is confronted by dozens of animatronic knights! Most of the knights go down easily, but he doesn't escape unharmed. Then, reaching the front gate, he tries to open it. Locked. Then, he tries to blast it down. But for some reason, the gates hold steady. And then, arrows fill the room. AMBUSH!
Twin takes multiple arrows to the face, knees and other places. Taking cover behind an overturned chair, he stops to catch his breath as arrows slam into the walls behind him. Then, the chair sinks into the ground, it's wooden contents being brought elsewhere. With no cover and no choice, Twin runs up the stairwell. Perhaps he could escape through a window. But as he reaches the final step, a wooden hammer swings down, slamming into him, knocking him down the steps, which just so happened to nearly triple in size.
Twin then falls down the stairs for awhile, and at the bottom is a giant deathtrap of giant swinging axes and crushers and whatnot. Twin somehow slides right through them without dying, sustaining slight injuries in the process. Despite living that, he's back at the front gates, with the archers firing upon him. Still.
The archers are soon torn apart. Really, he should've just attacked. He has like, 100,000 HP. As the last archer falls, loud noises are heard as the ceiling morphs and twists! Most of the castle's mass is then dropped above Twin in the form of a giant spider mech. After a short battle featuring cannons to the face, impromptu dancing and a game of solitaire, Twin defeats the wooden spider mech by lighting it on fire with a torch he found sitting around.
The entire castle soon ignites, and Twin pounds on the door, hoping that it'll break from stress or something. Then, a giant flaming battering ram flies towards him, slams him straight through the gates, and despite all the injuries, Twin watches with satisfaction as the castle is converted to a bonfire.
...then I throw him in, and dump tons of gasoline and napalm onto the fire.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
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I do an absurdly generic thing to INCARNATE. So absurdly generic, in fact, that merely looking at a description of it would make the reader more generic by seven orders of magnitude. Of course, having it done to you is far, far worse.
Also, Perfectly Generic Object > Very Fine 1/?
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Covering the Metal Plate's in Jarate! Also, ubering Talist with the No Joke.
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Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
As the MOTORBOAT OF LIGHT draws nearer, we realize that, since it's an entire turn closer, we can make out more details! We also simultaneously rush to random nearby binocular-stands, jamming all our quarters in to get a closer look!
The light burns so brightly, we can't make out many more details! But we CAN see that the motorboat is the color WHITE! Immediately, we all burst into giggles, also known as hype exiting your body through the mouth! We all look again, and see that the motorboat's sail has some sort of symbol on it! We can't make it out, and yet, the pure KNOWLEDGE that such a symbol EXISTS makes us unable to look at the motorboat anymore, for risk of exploding with hype!
We all head back to the party, and even with a massive cake, it just doesn't seem like enough to commemorate it! We need MORE flashiness! MORE light, though we can never match the light of the approaching HOPE!
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Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 8/9
Antimatter Buster Nuke: Used.
Tiny Antimatter Canisters: 6
Antimatter Torpedoes: 16. Reloaded. Ready for use.
==Actions==
Okay then. Zombie Lothyra boards the FPES and moves to the Chestplate.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis