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I summon a bear to go attack Build... Watch out... This could get grizzly
Unfortunately, the bear wanders off, and I need to find him. I come to a crossroad and wonder... Should I BEAR right or BEAR left. Fortunately I see a hunter who killed my pet, and skinned him BEAR. This sight was unBEARable.
The moans of everyone fighting filter through and blast away at build. And somehow the Bear comes back alive and bites build. He was just a gummy bear
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I call upon the HYPE TRAIN, and whip out a yo-yo. Proof laughs, because such a ridiculous weapon should never be used! I then smack him in the face for his transgressions, and reveal that it is in fact the Terrarian! Suddenly, a bunch of minecarts sweep in, smacking into Proof at full speed! I then realize that trains don't exist in Terraria yet, so this was the best I could manage. I sigh, and pull out the True Copper Shortsword, throwing it at Proof with all my might. It hits his face and explodes in it, causing him to take heavy damage. It flies back into my hand, and I summon a Goblin Invasion, causing Proof to get horribly maimed by an onslaught of goblins!
We decide to stare as hard as we can at the motorboat, to see the figure on it! We look and look, and using what we can piece together, we determine that there is a COCOON on the motorboat! It is brown with light brown flecks! ANYTHING could be inside it! This heightens the tension and mystery surrounding the motorboat, and with it, the HYPE!
The Incarnate may be powerful! It might be the most powerful thing ever! But what comes on this motorboat WILL give us a shot-a tiny shot, a small chance, but a chance!-at BEATING this monstrosity! Looking around, seeing all the dead players, the slowly collapsing godmodder legions, the 2/5 beaten Incarnate... Most of our resources with which to fight are GONE! Our only hope... is the HOPE! The motorboat of HOPE!
My epic speech motivates us all so much that all the followers prepare the most awesome banner in all of Minecraft to commemorate him! We put every last material we can gather into making it perfect! When it's done, we don't even know what symbol it is, just that it's AMAZING!
We run all over the Incarnate, placing copies of the banner everywhere! We place them on all the islands, on the Incarnate's various parts(dodging all the weaponry that is inevitably fired our way)! Before long, everything and everyone is covered in banners!
Potions: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x2, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $376 (+2 to Wilson)
Battlefield: I use the magma multiplier on the metal plates
-HMAS Ship-
Well, the news, which isn't necessarily good or bad, is as follows:
As I'm sure you figured out, I was planning on returning home to Cenia. However, I've just made a deal regarding Earth.
The ship's actually heading there right now... I just thought I should tell you this, so you can decide what to do.
The way I see it, you can return to the TARDIS or come along with me to Earth.
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WHAT? I don't even like terraria... Either way, your attack also damages yourself, since you hit me with yourself. You yo-yo
Did you hear about the milk truck crash? It was UDDERLY terrible, however both of the drivers were all right. The car driver sued the milk truck driver. She got a bad lawyer, he SKIMMED off the top. She only got 2 percent. Either way, the truck driver was in a WHOLE lot of trouble.
The milk truck lands on build... It was very MOOOOOving. Tear were coming out by the GALLONS.
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Potions: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x2, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
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Battlefield: I shoot the ultracompound at the metal plates
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=TURN THREE=
=ACTION=
I jump onto Mythic's head, and construct a giant wooden platform on him. I then call upon a horde of zombies, and we hold a massive dance party on the platform, with Mythic forced to hold it up! One false step could mean the platform goes tumbling, and the zombies will attempt to maul him! But the weight keeps piling on; more zombies leap onto the platform, and suddenly, disco lights are installed, lighting up the skies!
Also, the Crypt of the Necrodancer OST is blaring really, really loudly. So loudly, that Mythic's ears pop! He staggers around slightly, still managing to keep the platform up. And then, a giant lands on the platform. Mythic's at his limit! He watches as a single chubby zombie moves slowly towards the platform...
cc: BEST. DANCE. PARTY. EVER. Hey, given that this actually needs to deal damage, we should all jump in place. Like right now.
Every single last zombie on the platform jumps, and Mythic is suddenly crushed by the downward force. Then, the zombies, angered that their party was disrupted, tear apart the platform and maul him! All while the music blares on...
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I fill the Potion Sryinge with a Potion of War II and inject that into Build to give him some damage resistance. Zombies, quit hitting Build! He's one of the more important characters for the whole "winning" thing.
@Red Dragon: Well, at least I've gotten the beast down from infinite size and going everywhere at once down to just the size of a couple of planets. Hm. I think I thought of something else. Just how big is the Red Dragon? Because if its the size of the Earth-Moon system or something, there's another problem. It would take several seconds for the Dragon to react to anything because nerve signals just can't move that fast. It takes light a couple (about 2.7) to get from Earth to the Moon and back, so the Red Dragon would take about 5 seconds to react to anything due to limits on the speed of light. Unless hes using something else, like Spooky Interaction (yes, the highly technical name for Quantum Entanglement), but that has its own host of problems, such as not actually working.
My stuff:
Potion of Flares, Potion of Oblivion, Potion of War II.
EVERYTHING IN THE EMPORIUM IS NOW FREE FOR ALL TO USE TO FIGHT THE INCARNATE! Anyone who is injured and about to die can pick up something like a Potion of Zeus or Nectar Cake.
Total wealth = 537$ (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Just take whatever you want as long as you, a: share and b: use it against the Incarnate in some way. You can keep giving Wilson +2s if you like, but they'll do literally nothing except maybe give Wilson a bigger bath of gold to jump into once all is said and done.
Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (lvl 1, gives crits)
Potion of Magic x1 (lvl 1, random effects)
Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (lvl 2, says on the tin)
Potion of Nectar x2 (lvl 2, healing and crit)
Splash potion of Critmist II x4 (lvl 3, crits)
Potion of Ambrosa x1 (lvl 3, healing + crits)
Nectar cake x2 (lvl 3, healing food. Not a potion)
Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff)
Potion of Fury x3 (lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++)
Potion of Armor x2 (lvl 1, dmg reduction)
Potion of Zeus x1 (lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
Potion of Water Armor x2 (lvl1, armor while in water)
Potion of Moonlight x1 (lvl 1, regen)
Potion of Fortune x1 (lvl 1, more ores. Mine all the valuable minerals out of the Incarnate.)
Potion of HellSun x3 (lvl 1, Powers of the Nether)
Potion of IMAAGGGGGINNNNNATTTIOOONNNNN x1 (lvl 2, Great! Now all you need is a box, Squidward!)
Splash extended Potion of Flares x1 (lvl 3, burning cuts)
Potion of Crimson x3 (lvl 1, bleed)
Potion of Fear x2 (lvl 1, fear)
Splash Corruption Potion x2 (lvl 1, glitch)
Splash potion of Temperature II x2 (lvl 5, fire and ice cuts)
Extended Splash potion of Charring x2 (lvl 5, unhealing cuts)
Splash Potion of Oblivion II x2 (lvl 5, Life stealing cuts) ERROR! USE OF THESE IS DANGEROUS!
-H-M-A-S----S-H-I-P-
I didn't actually know where we were going. But... Earth? ... ...
He takes a long time to think, all while shuffling slightly.
I guess that's alr- ... yes. I want to go to Earth. I don't really know much about it, but its the only other place I actually know of apart from Godcraft and that place you just mentioned, Cenia. And if you don't mind, what is this "deal"? Or do you not want to tell me? But you should keep your major stockholders informed! Well, if you consider... I think it was 0.1%, to be a "major stockholder". But that's still enough to get dividends. I think.
He looks at Blue quizzically.
Are you... trying to look at the reader? That's like trying to look at all the air around you. The reader is omniscient, at least to whatever the writers care to mention.
Potions: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x2, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $380 (+2 to Wilson)
Battlefield: I stab a metal plate with the lazuli fencer
-HMAS Ship-
Hmm... I'd tell you, but I don't want everyone knowing, you know? Let me try something...
Blue proceeds to tell Wilson about the deal through narrative summary.
(It's not particularly important, but all the same, it is confidential)
Also, no, I was trying to look into the update terminal, to talk to Build. I guess it's omniscient too, but looking is a trope, probably.
Blah Blah Blah Battle Technique Ceasefire on Metroid Prime Blah Blah Blah Set my hands on fire Blah Blah Blah Power of 'Blah blah blah' Blah Blah Blah tear into it like a pinata Blah Blah Blah ect.
==This emergency message was brought to you by the ARGUS AI SYSTEM, now available in a TARDIS near you==
Seriously. Heal Build. He can't die or the apocalypse goes off.
/null
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[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I give an indignant glare at any zombies who may have attacked me this turn, then focus on busting open the metal plating with a Battle Technique: TROLLDIER.
I toss a can of it's lime flavored soda behind the Third Entity Orb, then slash at it with static-tail-blades until the suddenly slides apart into clean diagonal slices. Unfortunately, the cuts had to be pretty forceful to get through the Orb.
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@Everyone: No! Don't heal Build! We can't heal him because SOME zombies keep hitting him. Loophole it and give him armor, dodge, damage resistance, decoys, block chance, absorption, etc. Anything protective that isn't healing.
I spray the metal plates with grade A, hyper quality, gold edition zombie attractant (a star product of Tal-Co Industries, extracted straight from whatever is in that house in Plants Vs Zombies), causing the next zombie attack to hit the plates instead.
My stuff:
Potion of Flares, Potion of Oblivion, Potion of War II.
EVERYTHING IN THE EMPORIUM IS NOW FREE FOR ALL TO USE TO FIGHT THE INCARNATE! Anyone who is injured and about to die can pick up something like a Potion of Zeus or Nectar Cake.
Total wealth = 539$ (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Just take whatever you want as long as you, a: share and b: use it against the Incarnate in some way. You can keep giving Wilson +2s if you like, but they'll do literally nothing except maybe give Wilson a bigger bath of gold to jump into once all is said and done.
Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (lvl 1, gives crits)
Potion of Magic x1 (lvl 1, random effects)
Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (lvl 2, says on the tin)
Potion of Nectar x2 (lvl 2, healing and crit)
Splash potion of Critmist II x4 (lvl 3, crits)
Potion of Ambrosa x1 (lvl 3, healing + crits)
Nectar cake x2 (lvl 3, healing food. Not a potion)
Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff)
Potion of Fury x3 (lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++)
Potion of Armor x2 (lvl 1, dmg reduction)
Potion of Zeus x1 (lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
Potion of Water Armor x2 (lvl1, armor while in water)
Potion of Moonlight x1 (lvl 1, regen)
Potion of Fortune x1 (lvl 1, more ores. Mine all the valuable minerals out of the Incarnate!)
Potion of HellSun x3 (lvl 1, Powers of the Nether. Great for the Red Dragon.)
Potion of IMAAGGGGGINNNNNATTTIOOONNNNN x1 (lvl 2, Great! Now all you need is a box, Squidward!)
Splash extended Potion of Flares x1 (lvl 3, burning cuts)
Potion of Crimson x3 (lvl 1, bleed)
Potion of Fear x2 (lvl 1, fear)
Splash Corruption Potion x2 (lvl 1, glitch)
Splash potion of Temperature II x2 (lvl 5, fire and ice cuts)
Extended Splash potion of Charring x2 (lvl 5, unhealing cuts)
Splash Potion of Oblivion II x2 (lvl 5, Life stealing cuts) ERROR! USE OF THESE IS DANGEROUS!
-H-M-A-S----S-H-I-P-
Wilson grins a little.
Well, I guess that works if you don't want everyone else to know.
He thought of someone who this applied to and who would probably read this at some point due to their indirectly stated interest in his story. But, his exact thoughts were secure because I'm not going to write them here.
Unfortunately, I don't really know either. But, if you think that it might be important to my decision making process, could you PM Talist with it? Preferably using that role assignment PM. Anyway, I'll drop that now because this level of fourth wall breaking is kinda awkward.
Idly, he plays with some electricity, arcing it in his fur.
Build? Who's B- ooohhh... I think I've only seen him twice, once just before he got shot by that... suited thing and once when he made a surprise appearance in the second IRM event. Have I seen him anywhere else?... I... I don't think so... But I'm sure he's seen me a lot.
Reminded of something, he glances down at the now empty bottle around his neck. I sure do love my characters having fairly useless trinkets with little plot relevance.
Um... about when and where are we going to arrive? Although, I guess me asking where is pointless because I don't know what any places there are like. Instead, how long are we going to stay there?
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I pull spare construction materials that the Anachron left behind out of orbit, forming a mobile fortress composed entirely of capital-ship hullplate around Build.
I also heal either myself, or another player who needs it more.
I summon a bear to go attack Build... Watch out... This could get grizzly
Unfortunately, the bear wanders off, and I need to find him. I come to a crossroad and wonder... Should I BEAR right or BEAR left. Fortunately I see a hunter who killed my pet, and skinned him BEAR. This sight was unBEARable.
The moans of everyone fighting filter through and blast away at build. And somehow the Bear comes back alive and bites build. He was just a gummy bear
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I call upon the HYPE TRAIN, and whip out a yo-yo. Proof laughs, because such a ridiculous weapon should never be used! I then smack him in the face for his transgressions, and reveal that it is in fact the Terrarian! Suddenly, a bunch of minecarts sweep in, smacking into Proof at full speed! I then realize that trains don't exist in Terraria yet, so this was the best I could manage. I sigh, and pull out the True Copper Shortsword, throwing it at Proof with all my might. It hits his face and explodes in it, causing him to take heavy damage. It flies back into my hand, and I summon a Goblin Invasion, causing Proof to get horribly maimed by an onslaught of goblins!
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We decide to stare as hard as we can at the motorboat, to see the figure on it! We look and look, and using what we can piece together, we determine that there is a COCOON on the motorboat! It is brown with light brown flecks! ANYTHING could be inside it! This heightens the tension and mystery surrounding the motorboat, and with it, the HYPE!
The Incarnate may be powerful! It might be the most powerful thing ever! But what comes on this motorboat WILL give us a shot-a tiny shot, a small chance, but a chance!-at BEATING this monstrosity! Looking around, seeing all the dead players, the slowly collapsing godmodder legions, the 2/5 beaten Incarnate... Most of our resources with which to fight are GONE! Our only hope... is the HOPE! The motorboat of HOPE!
My epic speech motivates us all so much that all the followers prepare the most awesome banner in all of Minecraft to commemorate him! We put every last material we can gather into making it perfect! When it's done, we don't even know what symbol it is, just that it's AMAZING!
We run all over the Incarnate, placing copies of the banner everywhere! We place them on all the islands, on the Incarnate's various parts(dodging all the weaponry that is inevitably fired our way)! Before long, everything and everyone is covered in banners!
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I heal the person closest to death with a morale raising battle cry!
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Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 8/9
Antimatter Buster Nuke: Used.
Tiny Antimatter Canisters: 6
Antimatter Torpedoes: 16. Reloaded. Ready for use.
==Actions==
Zombie Lothyra sees Engie.
Freedomz...
She rolls the Computerized Decad at Engie. Since she's a zombie,
Richardthe Godmodder won't interfere with her roll.In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
I see
motherboard brainzEngie, leap at himlike Nepetaandmeowbite him.THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Potions: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x2, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $376 (+2 to Wilson)
Battlefield: I use the magma multiplier on the metal plates
-HMAS Ship-
Well, the news, which isn't necessarily good or bad, is as follows:
As I'm sure you figured out, I was planning on returning home to Cenia. However, I've just made a deal regarding Earth.
The ship's actually heading there right now... I just thought I should tell you this, so you can decide what to do.
The way I see it, you can return to the TARDIS or come along with me to Earth.
Blue then turns to look at the 'camera'.
I'm sure Build would welcome you there, right?
WHAT? I don't even like terraria... Either way, your attack also damages yourself, since you hit me with yourself. You yo-yo
Did you hear about the milk truck crash? It was UDDERLY terrible, however both of the drivers were all right. The car driver sued the milk truck driver. She got a bad lawyer, he SKIMMED off the top. She only got 2 percent. Either way, the truck driver was in a WHOLE lot of trouble.
The milk truck lands on build... It was very MOOOOOving. Tear were coming out by the GALLONS.
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Potions: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x2, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $378 (+2 to Wilson)
Battlefield: I shoot the ultracompound at the metal plates
Considering the circumstances and the name of the game being
Destroy the Godmodder 2: Operator
I think its safe to say that the godmodder has done something wrong
anyway
OK, I TOOK A LONG TIME THINKING ABOUT IT
NO
but if you don't he will destroy everything, including you
WELL IF YOU PUT IT LIKE THAT
BB joined the party!
OKAY WHATS THE PLAN
first, we sneak in via the chest plate, and climb up to the head
BUT HE WILL PROBABLY DETECT US
good point
MY AMAZING AND FLAWLESS PLAN GOES LIKE THIS
FIRST WE SPRAY PAINT THE HEADS EYES SO HE CAN'T SEE
THEN WE ENTER VIA HIS CHEST PIECE
so? he could probably just wipe of the paint and vaporize us
GOOD POINT
WAIT I GOT AN IDEA
WE MUST SUMMON THE MEME LORD
WE NEED THE PEPE
THE PURER THE MEMES THE MORE POWERFUL THE MEME LORD WILL BECOME
you mean memia?
=TURN THREE=
=ACTION=
I jump onto Mythic's head, and construct a giant wooden platform on him. I then call upon a horde of zombies, and we hold a massive dance party on the platform, with Mythic forced to hold it up! One false step could mean the platform goes tumbling, and the zombies will attempt to maul him! But the weight keeps piling on; more zombies leap onto the platform, and suddenly, disco lights are installed, lighting up the skies!
Also, the Crypt of the Necrodancer OST is blaring really, really loudly. So loudly, that Mythic's ears pop! He staggers around slightly, still managing to keep the platform up. And then, a giant lands on the platform. Mythic's at his limit! He watches as a single chubby zombie moves slowly towards the platform...
cc: BEST. DANCE. PARTY. EVER. Hey, given that this actually needs to deal damage, we should all jump in place. Like right now.
Every single last zombie on the platform jumps, and Mythic is suddenly crushed by the downward force. Then, the zombies, angered that their party was disrupted, tear apart the platform and maul him! All while the music blares on...
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
I fill the Potion Sryinge with a Potion of War II and inject that into Build to give him some damage resistance. Zombies, quit hitting Build! He's one of the more important characters for the whole "winning" thing.
@Red Dragon: Well, at least I've gotten the beast down from infinite size and going everywhere at once down to just the size of a couple of planets. Hm. I think I thought of something else. Just how big is the Red Dragon? Because if its the size of the Earth-Moon system or something, there's another problem. It would take several seconds for the Dragon to react to anything because nerve signals just can't move that fast. It takes light a couple (about 2.7) to get from Earth to the Moon and back, so the Red Dragon would take about 5 seconds to react to anything due to limits on the speed of light. Unless hes using something else, like Spooky Interaction (yes, the highly technical name for Quantum Entanglement), but that has its own host of problems, such as not actually working.
My stuff:
Potion of Flares, Potion of Oblivion, Potion of War II.
-H-M-A-S----S-H-I-P-
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
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Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Potions: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x2, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $380 (+2 to Wilson)
Battlefield: I stab a metal plate with the lazuli fencer
-HMAS Ship-
Hmm... I'd tell you, but I don't want everyone knowing, you know? Let me try something...
Blue proceeds to tell Wilson about the deal through narrative summary.
(It's not particularly important, but all the same, it is confidential)
Also, no, I was trying to look into the update terminal, to talk to Build. I guess it's omniscient too, but looking is a trope, probably.
Act 2!
Blah Blah Blah Battle Technique Ceasefire on Metroid Prime Blah Blah Blah Set my hands on fire Blah Blah Blah Power of 'Blah blah blah' Blah Blah Blah tear into it like a pinata Blah Blah Blah ect.
YO NONZAMBIES HEAL BUILD
==This emergency message was brought to you by the ARGUS AI SYSTEM, now available in a TARDIS near you==
Seriously. Heal Build. He can't die or the apocalypse goes off.
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[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
I give an indignant glare at any zombies who may have attacked me this turn, then focus on busting open the metal plating with a Battle Technique: TROLLDIER.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
I toss a can of it's lime flavored soda behind the Third Entity Orb, then slash at it with static-tail-blades until the suddenly slides apart into clean diagonal slices. Unfortunately, the cuts had to be pretty forceful to get through the Orb.
People say "There is a city there, and it will stay there until time stops" hearts filled with bleak hope that it be so...
And indeed, it may be, as even the void has not moved it from its rightful place...
Casting their gaze inwards The Tearful Seeker considers their purpose in the coming events...
Tonight, he sets a stage, and come curtain's raise, A Storm Lord join the hunt.
Dragons, please click~
@Everyone: No! Don't heal Build! We can't heal him because SOME zombies keep hitting him. Loophole it and give him armor, dodge, damage resistance, decoys, block chance, absorption, etc. Anything protective that isn't healing.
I spray the metal plates with grade A, hyper quality, gold edition zombie attractant (a star product of Tal-Co Industries, extracted straight from whatever is in that house in Plants Vs Zombies), causing the next zombie attack to hit the plates instead.
My stuff:
Potion of Flares, Potion of Oblivion, Potion of War II.
-H-M-A-S----S-H-I-P-
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
I yell words of encouragement to Build, healing him.
Come to kspcity! Transportation
http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/ http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/tra
Industry
http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/ind
I pull spare construction materials that the Anachron left behind out of orbit, forming a mobile fortress composed entirely of capital-ship hullplate around Build.
I also heal either myself, or another player who needs it more.
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870