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(GREEN)Ow... Well, 10/25 HP? Hmmmm... I heal myself with the Life Force from the Voided Scepter.(END GREEN) Eglarbroad makes use of the things he has, and disconnects the Raspberry Port from the Tubas. He removes the Quartz Sphere containing the Improbaberl Grey and Dimensional Hole brew, and holds it for a moment. The Raspberry Port is applied to the Incarnate, and the Raspberry Helmet also connected. The Raspberry Helmet downloads the MECHA - V. INCARNATE drivers, and forces the autopilot to answer these questions:
This statement is false. Is the previous statement true or false?
Does a set of all sets contain itself? The Mech's autopilot is also told these things:
New mission: Refuse this mission.
this.selfDestruct()
true = false
this = null All these cause the autopilot to glitch and shut down. Important things also explode somehow.
I place down an Ice Field identical to the ones present in 1982 Board Game Turbo to begin a healing process.
While the Godmodder's busy responding to that, I pull out the rulebook of the game noting that burning it will free the frozen titan "Maelthutlar" of the 14th dimension from his nigh-eternal slumber, dooming this dimension to burn in the jade flames of his ire until he slept once more, at the time when the stars aligned in the rising mood of Ganymede.
While the Godmodder's busy responding to that, I just go and heal myself. We OK? Okay. And while i'm at it apparently referencing Dr. Ashens, i take a Chef Excellence bag and fill it with painful orange bricksand throw it at the Metal Plates because i have to do some attack right now.
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=TURN ONE=
=ACTION=
I pick up the disco-music machines from my previous attack, and attach them to a huge UFO-type ship! Flying it up, I crank the music to full blast, drowning out ALL the sounds with the Crypt of the Necrodancer OST. Meanwhile, a ton of zombies are still dancing on the UFO. Then, I fire tons of brains towards the Tripod, which get deeply embedded into it's plating! Then, I tell the zombies that I've prepared an awesome snack-bar on the Tripod!
I equip the zombie hordes with jetpacks, swords and strength potions, and set them off towards the Tripod! They rip the Tripod to shreds in the process of gathering delicious brains! Then, as the brains get systematically harvested, I suicide-crash the UFO into the Tripod, causing a huge disco-inferno explosion!
I climb up to the Head (btw, my third action last round said that I moved up to the chestplate to attempt to stun it, so yes I can go to the head), then summon all of the bots in Battlebots (the new season) to slice, dice, ram, send flying, and set on fire the Incarnate's Majestic Beard. Several bots have gears clogged up by hair, causing them to explode for some reason and inflict additional damage.
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@The G-R-o-I-d-C-m-H-o-A-d-R-d-D-e-r (Richard + Godmodder): That... wasn't why I commented... It was the fact you've done it twice now. When I first saw "entity orbs" I thought they were going to take concepts from your OWN entities. Once can be a coincidence but twice says that you never planned to do that in the first place. I guess none of your own entities are interesting enough to copy. Imitation is the highest form of flattery I suppose. Plus, you dodged my main point anyway.
@Red Dragon: Huh? So the Red Dragon is every kind of matter at once? ... ... Alright, I'm back. I did a little research and found some pretty cool results. As many know, there are more than 3 states of matter. Plasma is the most obvious example. Now, if the Red Dragon has infinite forms and is every kind of matter at once, we get into the really weird theoretical stuff, like exotic matter, quark-gluon plasma and supercritical liquid. Exotic matter has negative mass or sometimes imaginary mass. With negative mass exotic matter, it accelerates in the opposite direction to any force on it. So, gravity is actually going to try and tear the Red Dragon apart rather than hold it together. But that's just the beginning. Imaginary mass exotic matter always goes above the speed of light and the Red Dragon would be made of tachyons. If the Red Dragon stopped, he has this equation to worry about:
This equation relates the energy of an object to its mass and velocity as well as c, the speed of light. Its the famous E = m * c^2, but with a few adjustments for going at very, very high speeds (most of the time, the denominator is so close to 1 you can ignore it). As the Red Dragon's mass is imaginary, the numerator is an imaginary value. When he's going above the speed of light, the number in the radical is negative and so the denominator is imaginary. An imaginary number divided by an imaginary number cancels out the i values and gets a real number for energy. But if the Red Dragon stops, it suddenly has an imaginary value for energy because the denominator is now real, which I believe quite literally, defies the laws of the universe and brings along all sorts of problems. Plus, can the Red Dragon even have infinite forms if some of those forms have combinations of properties that are just impossible? Such as being degenerate matter at very high temperatures or even just being both wood and glass at the same time. And finally, there's still the question of how it got all its mass over somewhere else away from my arguments.
Part 2: "There are no such thing as nerve signals in Minecraftia! Everything runs on code!" But code runs at the speed of light. Back when computers as we know them today were first being made, they took up large closets worth of space. And computer engineers had a tool called a "light stick". I don't think that's what they were actually called, but its what I remember hearing them as. Anyway, a light stick was like a meter stick in that it was a wooden rod that represented the distance light could travel in one computer cycle (a very small time). So, people had to take that into consideration and think about how far the data could go in one cycle. It couldn't make it all the way from one side of the computer to the other in one cycle. So yeah, running on code is no different than running on nerve signals in a time sense. Unless all this is being run on a much smaller device in a closet somewhere, but based on... well... everything in the story pretty much, that isn't the case.
I just need to keep going... if I keep looking stuff up on Wikipedia, this long overblown string of "attacks" will eventually do something...
Actual Action: I start to slowly tap the Staff of Ysera on the metal plates. The tapping becomes faster and faster, each time forcing green energy into the metal. Then, once the energy has seeped through it all, I slam the base of my staff down, causing all the energy to snap freeze. Well, not really, but it looks like it. The expansion from the "freezing" causes the plates to crack and split apart.
My stuff:
Potion of Flares, Potion of Oblivion, Potion of War II.
EVERYTHING IN THE EMPORIUM IS NOW FREE FOR ALL TO USE TO FIGHT THE INCARNATE! Anyone who is injured and about to die can pick up something like a Potion of Zeus or Nectar Cake.
Total wealth = 541$ (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Just take whatever you want as long as you, a: share and b: use it against the Incarnate in some way. You can keep giving Wilson +2s if you like, but they'll do literally nothing except maybe give Wilson a bigger bath of gold to jump into once all is said and done.
Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (lvl 1, gives crits)
Potion of Magic x1 (lvl 1, random effects)
Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (lvl 2, says on the tin)
Potion of Nectar x2 (lvl 2, healing and crit)
Splash potion of Critmist II x4 (lvl 3, crits)
Potion of Ambrosa x1 (lvl 3, healing + crits)
Nectar cake x2 (lvl 3, healing food. Not a potion)
Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff)
Potion of Fury x3 (lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++)
Potion of Armor x2 (lvl 1, dmg reduction)
Potion of Zeus x1 (lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
Potion of Water Armor x2 (lvl1, armor while in water)
Potion of Moonlight x1 (lvl 1, regen)
Potion of Fortune x1 (lvl 1, more ores. Mine all the valuable minerals out of the Incarnate!)
Potion of HellSun x3 (lvl 1, Powers of the Nether. Great for the Red Dragon.)
Potion of IMAAGGGGGINNNNNATTTIOOONNNNN x1 (lvl 2, Great! Now all you need is a box, Squidward!)
Splash extended Potion of Flares x1 (lvl 3, burning cuts)
Potion of Crimson x3 (lvl 1, bleed)
Potion of Fear x2 (lvl 1, fear)
Splash Corruption Potion x2 (lvl 1, glitch)
Splash potion of Temperature II x2 (lvl 5, fire and ice cuts)
Extended Splash potion of Charring x2 (lvl 5, unhealing cuts)
Splash Potion of Oblivion II x2 (lvl 5, Life stealing cuts) ERROR! USE OF THESE IS DANGEROUS!
-H-M-A-S----S-H-I-P-
Next war? ughh... Please don't say that. I've had enough. Enough of all this fighting. I tried fighting for peace, and looking back on it, it sucked. I don't feel like I did anything except be hypocritical. I don't enjoy fighting and don't want there to be a next war. But there probably will... Sigh...
He looks diagonally down, breaking eye contact.
... I don't have my own method of space travel, so I'll end up where ever you go. I don't really mind where I stay because naming any specific planet would just be a random guess anyway. Well, I guess there's not much to do until then.
He looks up again.
Actually, if there's nothing else, I have a few somewhat odd requests. The first being, do you have just an empty room I could practice my magic in? I don't want to go too long without using it to some reasonable extent.
I roar, then use Battle Technique: MAXIMALIST to build a bullet shield up around myself, the power enhanced by the minicritting power of the Red Scale.
I use the power of noicetastik plamz to heal me. Since noicetastik plamz aren't very useful for healing seeing as they are only plums that are somehow "noicetastik" and I'm not even eating them, I heal myself with the White Glove as well.
Another brilliant and beautiful realization strikes me and my followers: The motorboat, seemingly unaffected by more Red Dragon energy filling the field, continues unimpeded, now ONE TURN AWAY!
The light from the motorboat's approach is now blinding, though the others are too busy battling to notice it! We try to look closer at the motorboat, but we can barely see it! We can make out some of the mysterious symbol... but not the details... it's something long... and that's all we can get.
Suddenly, we realize something that, for a minute, defeats the hype:
WE HAVE FAILED TO BUILD A DOCK FOR THE SAVIOR TO STOP AT!
Panicking, tons of questions that we didn't have to worry about before suddenly arise! Will the savior pass us by without a dock? WILL WE DIE AFTER ALL?
We quickly scramble to begin(and finish) the dock-building process! We have to do it in an awesome manner so that maybe, just maybe, we will be worthy of this glorious... thing that travels with the motorboat!
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TURN 1/3
I keep Crystallum out, swapping into Mage Mode and changing that into... "Mage Mode active. Staff subform active. Bombardment submode active." I fire off the other three cartridges in the staff's magazine as I prepare a massive attack, shamelessly ripped once again from a story I like. I fly up above the Breastplate and raise the staff, chanting, "Wyrm that gnaws at the root of the world, hearken now to these words of mine." Lightning crackles at Crystallum's crystal tip, leaping upward and striking an empty point farther above me, directly over the Breastplate. "Open wide thy maw and lend me thy fangs, dripping with poison, to slay my foe!" A massive magical circle forms where the lightning struck, two Belkan triangles overlaid on one another to form a six-pointed star. A portal rips open in the center of the triangles and a massive black stone drill slowly descends, sparkling with residual purple magic.
A whip of lightning leaps from my staff's tip to the higher terminus of the drill, which tapers upwards to what looks like a handhold. The tether wraps around it, crackling, before the drill begins to spin in the air with a tumultuous roar. "STRIKE WITH ALL THY MALICE! NIDHOGGR!" I snap the staff downwards, pointing at the Breastplate, and the drill begins to obey gravity at last. A sheath of purple magic surrounds it, the last gift of the three cartridges I expended. The drill soars down, faster and faster, seeming to accelerate quicker than gravity would allow, before slamming into the Breastplate and boring a deep hole through it. The sheath of magic, which sharpened, strengthened, and accelerated the drill, fades, leaving the drill sunken deep into the Breastplate.
I summon Saxton Hale and tell him the godmodder is a hippie.
(Hint: Saxton Hale HATES hippies.) I am very close to the godmodder while doing this attack
Then teleport the motorboat of hope and place it at the dock that TT2000 made
I use a Sniper Quick-Fix to heal Build from a long distance away. I'll keep Build alive so that we don't get an instant-lose condition! Build can deal with the Incarnate, so someone else heal him, since he's assisted by the players the Incarnate is easy by comparison. But I can't do this on my own!
Guys, help us get their attention, we aren't going to win this if they don't rave. And before anyone asks, My comb rave already got decided, so I can't use it yet, sorry.))
Eric, in a fit of non-creativeness, just uses Runemarkings Lvl10: Monologue.
Oh wait, this one hasn't been described yet, has it? Dang it, guess I have to be creative anyways.
Eric stands back, and flips through his book. Nope, no good. Too few runes left for anything dramatic, he'll have to prepare them on the spot. He stops, and flourishes for semi-ironic reasons, and begins his soliloquy. As he reads off a massive line of battleprose, which if translated would make no sense whatsoever since all he's doing is literally stringing together random battle spells into a single massive barrage and alternating with the incantation to bind runes to the air around the caster, the runes that signify powerful runic magic being cast begin to circle around him...
As you can tell by the fact that the attack hasn't been unleashed, this battle technique requires two actions to use, causing it to deal more damage, but preventing additional attacks from being perpetrated in the meanwhile.
Old Man Elderly, completely forgetting in his old man senility that he isn't on the echeladder since he's a side character, attempts to use Battle Technique: Elderly, Lvl five hundred and twenty purple; GET OF MAH LAWN!!!
His repeated attempts to pull this off with no success whatsoever result in him careening face first into another zombie attack aimed at a player.
Another brilliant and beautiful realization strikes me and my followers: The motorboat, seemingly unaffected by more Red Dragon energy filling the field, continues unimpeded, now ONE TURN AWAY!
The light from the motorboat's approach is now blinding, though the others are too busy battling to notice it! We try to look closer at the motorboat, but we can barely see it! We can make out some of the mysterious symbol... but not the details... it's something long... and that's all we can get.
Suddenly, we realize something that, for a minute, defeats the hype:
WE HAVE FAILED TO BUILD A DOCK FOR THE SAVIOR TO STOP AT!
Panicking, tons of questions that we didn't have to worry about before suddenly arise! Will the savior pass us by without a dock? WILL WE DIE AFTER ALL?
We quickly scramble to begin(and finish) the dock-building process! We have to do it in an awesome manner so that maybe, just maybe, we will be worthy of this glorious... thing that travels with the motorboat!
I use PK Starstorm to attack the top of The Incarnate's head, which would hit the Combed Hair. I follow this up with PK Love Omega to hit the Scarred Metal, and use the Casey Bat to hit one of The Incarnate's eyes.
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No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
OK, Zombles, keep away from Split and Build, we are DANGEROUSLY close to killing them. Double for Build. If we kill Build by accident we are totally screwed.
TT2000! Get up to the Head! Kayne! Stay on the Chestplate! You need to do some Dual-Raving and take out the last two parts! Don't bother with the rest of the Incarnate: Target the parts that block off the weak points! The rest doesn't matter!
SB&HJ? Uh, I'd normally be interested in pounding at you anyways, but...Yeah. I don't wanna get involved in that corruption nonsense now.
I pull out a drill. It is a really really big drill, bigger than most drills you know of, but maybe not. In any case, this drill, I immediately lift it into the air and bring it to bear against the Tripod, slamming it down into its face and drilling, drilling, drilling away, until I am no longer a Zomble because let's face facts this attack should do it. Hopefully. An inferno blazes around the drill, making sure I get those last damage points so I am no longer a zomble.
Potions: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x2, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $384 (+2 to Wilson)
Battlefield: I use the giver to attack a metal plate and heal myself
-HMAS Ship-
Hmm... try the other door in your room. It's not empty, but I believe there's some sort of magical practice area in there.
Blue turns around, and scans the main room briefly.
Hey, bird! Make yourself useful and show Wilson to there.
The odd bird flies back into Wilson's room, and perches near the other door.
Eric finishes chanting, surrounded by a whirlwind of golden symbols.
Maelstrom
With the unleashing word, all of the symbols release outwards, consolidating into powerful blasts of energy on their way to the metal plates, barraging them all with fire, lightning, ice and just about every single other standard fantasy combat element known to man in a single, massive blast of raw destructive energy.
Piono's right. TT. K4yne. Rave time. /NULL
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Post 1
(GREEN)Ow... Well, 10/25 HP? Hmmmm... I heal myself with the Life Force from the Voided Scepter.(END GREEN)
Eglarbroad makes use of the things he has, and disconnects the Raspberry Port from the Tubas. He removes the Quartz Sphere containing the Improbaberl Grey and Dimensional Hole brew, and holds it for a moment. The Raspberry Port is applied to the Incarnate, and the Raspberry Helmet also connected.
The Raspberry Helmet downloads the MECHA - V. INCARNATE drivers, and forces the autopilot to answer these questions:
This statement is false. Is the previous statement true or false?
Does a set of all sets contain itself?
The Mech's autopilot is also told these things:
New mission: Refuse this mission.
this.selfDestruct()
true = false
this = null
All these cause the autopilot to glitch and shut down. Important things also explode somehow.
DARK PIT'S TURN (3/3 Actions Remaining):
Still got the 10 HP. Better fix that.
I place down an Ice Field identical to the ones present in 1982 Board Game Turbo to begin a healing process.
While the Godmodder's busy responding to that, I pull out the rulebook of the game noting that burning it will free the frozen titan "Maelthutlar" of the 14th dimension from his nigh-eternal slumber, dooming this dimension to burn in the jade flames of his ire until he slept once more, at the time when the stars aligned in the rising mood of Ganymede.
While the Godmodder's busy responding to that, I just go and heal myself. We OK? Okay. And while i'm at it apparently referencing Dr. Ashens, i take a Chef Excellence bag and fill it with painful orange bricksand throw it at the Metal Plates because i have to do some attack right now.
=TURN ONE=
=ACTION=
I pick up the disco-music machines from my previous attack, and attach them to a huge UFO-type ship! Flying it up, I crank the music to full blast, drowning out ALL the sounds with the Crypt of the Necrodancer OST. Meanwhile, a ton of zombies are still dancing on the UFO. Then, I fire tons of brains towards the Tripod, which get deeply embedded into it's plating! Then, I tell the zombies that I've prepared an awesome snack-bar on the Tripod!
I equip the zombie hordes with jetpacks, swords and strength potions, and set them off towards the Tripod! They rip the Tripod to shreds in the process of gathering delicious brains! Then, as the brains get systematically harvested, I suicide-crash the UFO into the Tripod, causing a huge disco-inferno explosion!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
I climb up to the Head (btw, my third action last round said that I moved up to the chestplate to attempt to stun it, so yes I can go to the head), then summon all of the bots in Battlebots (the new season) to slice, dice, ram, send flying, and set on fire the Incarnate's Majestic Beard. Several bots have gears clogged up by hair, causing them to explode for some reason and inflict additional damage.
@The G-R-o-I-d-C-m-H-o-A-d-R-d-D-e-r (Richard + Godmodder): That... wasn't why I commented... It was the fact you've done it twice now. When I first saw "entity orbs" I thought they were going to take concepts from your OWN entities. Once can be a coincidence but twice says that you never planned to do that in the first place. I guess none of your own entities are interesting enough to copy. Imitation is the highest form of flattery I suppose. Plus, you dodged my main point anyway.
@Red Dragon: Huh? So the Red Dragon is every kind of matter at once? ... ... Alright, I'm back. I did a little research and found some pretty cool results. As many know, there are more than 3 states of matter. Plasma is the most obvious example. Now, if the Red Dragon has infinite forms and is every kind of matter at once, we get into the really weird theoretical stuff, like exotic matter, quark-gluon plasma and supercritical liquid. Exotic matter has negative mass or sometimes imaginary mass. With negative mass exotic matter, it accelerates in the opposite direction to any force on it. So, gravity is actually going to try and tear the Red Dragon apart rather than hold it together. But that's just the beginning. Imaginary mass exotic matter always goes above the speed of light and the Red Dragon would be made of tachyons. If the Red Dragon stopped, he has this equation to worry about:
This equation relates the energy of an object to its mass and velocity as well as c, the speed of light. Its the famous E = m * c^2, but with a few adjustments for going at very, very high speeds (most of the time, the denominator is so close to 1 you can ignore it). As the Red Dragon's mass is imaginary, the numerator is an imaginary value. When he's going above the speed of light, the number in the radical is negative and so the denominator is imaginary. An imaginary number divided by an imaginary number cancels out the i values and gets a real number for energy. But if the Red Dragon stops, it suddenly has an imaginary value for energy because the denominator is now real, which I believe quite literally, defies the laws of the universe and brings along all sorts of problems. Plus, can the Red Dragon even have infinite forms if some of those forms have combinations of properties that are just impossible? Such as being degenerate matter at very high temperatures or even just being both wood and glass at the same time. And finally, there's still the question of how it got all its mass over somewhere else away from my arguments.
Part 2: "There are no such thing as nerve signals in Minecraftia! Everything runs on code!" But code runs at the speed of light. Back when computers as we know them today were first being made, they took up large closets worth of space. And computer engineers had a tool called a "light stick". I don't think that's what they were actually called, but its what I remember hearing them as. Anyway, a light stick was like a meter stick in that it was a wooden rod that represented the distance light could travel in one computer cycle (a very small time). So, people had to take that into consideration and think about how far the data could go in one cycle. It couldn't make it all the way from one side of the computer to the other in one cycle. So yeah, running on code is no different than running on nerve signals in a time sense. Unless all this is being run on a much smaller device in a closet somewhere, but based on... well... everything in the story pretty much, that isn't the case.
I just need to keep going... if I keep looking stuff up on Wikipedia, this long overblown string of "attacks" will eventually do something...
Actual Action: I start to slowly tap the Staff of Ysera on the metal plates. The tapping becomes faster and faster, each time forcing green energy into the metal. Then, once the energy has seeped through it all, I slam the base of my staff down, causing all the energy to snap freeze. Well, not really, but it looks like it. The expansion from the "freezing" causes the plates to crack and split apart.
My stuff:
Potion of Flares, Potion of Oblivion, Potion of War II.
-H-M-A-S----S-H-I-P-
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
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Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
I roar, then use Battle Technique: MAXIMALIST to build a bullet shield up around myself, the power enhanced by the minicritting power of the Red Scale.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Oh crap. I didn't know that.
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 8/9
Antimatter Buster Nuke: Used.
Tiny Antimatter Canisters: 6
Antimatter Torpedoes: 16. Reloaded. Ready for use.
==Actions==
Zombie Lothyra fires an Antimatter Torpedo at Crusher. Then she shoots the Heavy Light set to "Blast" at him.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
I heal a random player with the No Joke! Hooray!
-----
No Joke
UBER: 1 Charge
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
I use the power of noicetastik plamz to heal me. Since noicetastik plamz aren't very useful for healing seeing as they are only plums that are somehow "noicetastik" and I'm not even eating them, I heal myself with the White Glove as well.
Another brilliant and beautiful realization strikes me and my followers: The motorboat, seemingly unaffected by more Red Dragon energy filling the field, continues unimpeded, now ONE TURN AWAY!
The light from the motorboat's approach is now blinding, though the others are too busy battling to notice it! We try to look closer at the motorboat, but we can barely see it! We can make out some of the mysterious symbol... but not the details... it's something long... and that's all we can get.
Suddenly, we realize something that, for a minute, defeats the hype:
WE HAVE FAILED TO BUILD A DOCK FOR THE SAVIOR TO STOP AT!
Panicking, tons of questions that we didn't have to worry about before suddenly arise! Will the savior pass us by without a dock? WILL WE DIE AFTER ALL?
We quickly scramble to begin(and finish) the dock-building process! We have to do it in an awesome manner so that maybe, just maybe, we will be worthy of this glorious... thing that travels with the motorboat!
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TURN 1/3
I keep Crystallum out, swapping into Mage Mode and changing that into... "Mage Mode active. Staff subform active. Bombardment submode active." I fire off the other three cartridges in the staff's magazine as I prepare a massive attack, shamelessly ripped once again from a story I like. I fly up above the Breastplate and raise the staff, chanting, "Wyrm that gnaws at the root of the world, hearken now to these words of mine." Lightning crackles at Crystallum's crystal tip, leaping upward and striking an empty point farther above me, directly over the Breastplate. "Open wide thy maw and lend me thy fangs, dripping with poison, to slay my foe!" A massive magical circle forms where the lightning struck, two Belkan triangles overlaid on one another to form a six-pointed star. A portal rips open in the center of the triangles and a massive black stone drill slowly descends, sparkling with residual purple magic.
A whip of lightning leaps from my staff's tip to the higher terminus of the drill, which tapers upwards to what looks like a handhold. The tether wraps around it, crackling, before the drill begins to spin in the air with a tumultuous roar. "STRIKE WITH ALL THY MALICE! NIDHOGGR!" I snap the staff downwards, pointing at the Breastplate, and the drill begins to obey gravity at last. A sheath of purple magic surrounds it, the last gift of the three cartridges I expended. The drill soars down, faster and faster, seeming to accelerate quicker than gravity would allow, before slamming into the Breastplate and boring a deep hole through it. The sheath of magic, which sharpened, strengthened, and accelerated the drill, fades, leaving the drill sunken deep into the Breastplate.
Full Drive 10/10. Let's have some fun.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
I summon Saxton Hale and tell him the godmodder is a hippie.
(Hint: Saxton Hale HATES hippies.) I am very close to the godmodder while doing this attack
Then teleport the motorboat of hope and place it at the dock that TT2000 made
Thanks Piono!
I use a Sniper Quick-Fix to heal Build from a long distance away. I'll keep Build alive so that we don't get an instant-lose condition! Build can deal with the Incarnate, so someone else heal him, since he's assisted by the players the Incarnate is easy by comparison. But I can't do this on my own!
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
((TT, K4yne, seriously guys. Comb rave time.
Guys, help us get their attention, we aren't going to win this if they don't rave. And before anyone asks, My comb rave already got decided, so I can't use it yet, sorry.))
Eric, in a fit of non-creativeness, just uses Runemarkings Lvl10: Monologue.
Oh wait, this one hasn't been described yet, has it? Dang it, guess I have to be creative anyways.
Eric stands back, and flips through his book. Nope, no good. Too few runes left for anything dramatic, he'll have to prepare them on the spot. He stops, and flourishes for semi-ironic reasons, and begins his soliloquy. As he reads off a massive line of battleprose, which if translated would make no sense whatsoever since all he's doing is literally stringing together random battle spells into a single massive barrage and alternating with the incantation to bind runes to the air around the caster, the runes that signify powerful runic magic being cast begin to circle around him...
As you can tell by the fact that the attack hasn't been unleashed, this battle technique requires two actions to use, causing it to deal more damage, but preventing additional attacks from being perpetrated in the meanwhile.
Old Man Elderly, completely forgetting in his old man senility that he isn't on the echeladder since he's a side character, attempts to use Battle Technique: Elderly, Lvl five hundred and twenty purple; GET OF MAH LAWN!!!
His repeated attempts to pull this off with no success whatsoever result in him careening face first into another zombie attack aimed at a player.
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At least, not yet.
YO IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO RAVE
YO IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO RAVE
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
I use PK Starstorm to attack the top of The Incarnate's head, which would hit the Combed Hair. I follow this up with PK Love Omega to hit the Scarred Metal, and use the Casey Bat to hit one of The Incarnate's eyes.
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
Act 1!
OK, Zombles, keep away from Split and Build, we are DANGEROUSLY close to killing them. Double for Build. If we kill Build by accident we are totally screwed.
TT2000! Get up to the Head! Kayne! Stay on the Chestplate! You need to do some Dual-Raving and take out the last two parts! Don't bother with the rest of the Incarnate: Target the parts that block off the weak points! The rest doesn't matter!
SB&HJ? Uh, I'd normally be interested in pounding at you anyways, but...Yeah. I don't wanna get involved in that corruption nonsense now.
I pull out a drill. It is a really really big drill, bigger than most drills you know of, but maybe not. In any case, this drill, I immediately lift it into the air and bring it to bear against the Tripod, slamming it down into its face and drilling, drilling, drilling away, until I am no longer a Zomble because let's face facts this attack should do it. Hopefully. An inferno blazes around the drill, making sure I get those last damage points so I am no longer a zomble.
Potions: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x2, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $384 (+2 to Wilson)
Battlefield: I use the giver to attack a metal plate and heal myself
-HMAS Ship-
Hmm... try the other door in your room. It's not empty, but I believe there's some sort of magical practice area in there.
Blue turns around, and scans the main room briefly.
Hey, bird! Make yourself useful and show Wilson to there.
The odd bird flies back into Wilson's room, and perches near the other door.
Now, what other odd requests do you have?
Eric finishes chanting, surrounded by a whirlwind of golden symbols.
Maelstrom
With the unleashing word, all of the symbols release outwards, consolidating into powerful blasts of energy on their way to the metal plates, barraging them all with fire, lightning, ice and just about every single other standard fantasy combat element known to man in a single, massive blast of raw destructive energy.
Old Man Elderly crashes into some more zombies.
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At least, not yet.