Potions: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x2, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $376 (+2 to Wilson)
Battlefield: I shoot the blueshooter at the entity orb
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and there at once.
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same as this one
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I use the Blinding Light to give Split some illusionary armor that has a few obvious flaws and weak spots. Thus, enemies will go for the flaws in the illusion, making their attacks much more predicable. Plus, I lined up the illusionary weak spots with where ever Split's armor is actually strongest.
My stuff:
Potion of Flares, Potion of Oblivion, Potion of War II, and Potion of Temperature.
EVERYTHING IN THE EMPORIUM IS NOW FREE FOR ALL TO USE TO FIGHT THE INCARNATE! Anyone who is injured and about to die can pick up something like a Potion of Zeus or Nectar Cake.
Total wealth = 531$ (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Just take whatever you want as long as you, a: share and b: use it against the Incarnate in some way. You can keep giving Wilson +2s if you like, but they'll do literally nothing except maybe give Wilson a bigger bath of gold to jump into once all is said and done.
Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (lvl 1, gives crits)
Potion of Magic x1 (lvl 1, random effects)
Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (lvl 2, says on the tin)
Potion of Nectar x2 (lvl 2, healing and crit)
Splash potion of Critmist II x4 (lvl 3, crits)
Potion of Ambrosa x1 (lvl 3, healing + crits)
Nectar cake x2 (lvl 3, healing food. Not a potion)
Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff)
Potion of Fury x3 (lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++)
Potion of Armor x2 (lvl 1, dmg reduction)
Potion of War II x1 (lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken)
Potion of Zeus x1 (lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
Potion of Water Armor x2 (lvl1, armor while in water)
Potion of Moonlight x1 (lvl 1, regen)
Potion of Fortune x2 (lvl 1, more ores)
Potion of HellSun x3 (lvl 1, Powers of the Nether)
Potion of Kitsune II x1 (lvl 3, Legendary fox)
Potion of IMAAGGGGGINNNNNATTTIOOONNNNN x1 (lvl 2, Great! Now all you need is a box, Squidward!)
I cast a curse on Twinbuilder, then rip his arm off, take some bites out of it, and stick it back on (somehow). The curse activates if Build tries to find a way to object to this attack or any other attack, causing a convenient explosion that drowns out whatever case he is making to why the attack did not work and also dealing some damage. If Twinbuilder tries to complain about how unfair the curse is, this activates. If he tries to remove the curse, this activates. However, when I am no longer a zombie, the curse's damage will all turn back into healing (yes, damage from the curse counts towards my total).
"What should I call this curse? The Curse of Explosive Objection? Yeah, that sounds good."
Potions: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x2, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $376 (+2 to Wilson)
Battlefield: I shoot the blueshooter at the entity orb
-HMAS Ship-
Yes, it's me, and nothing's the matter, I just have news.
Blue looks through her bag of hammerspace for about a minute, and takes out a keycard. She swipes it, and pushes open the door. The strange bird immediately flies out of the room and begins flying in circles around her, but she shoos it away. She then hands the keycard to Wilson.
From the inside, you can usually just push, and the doors will open.
The motorboat of HOPE continues its slow approach! Well, it's technically approaching incredibly quickly, but everyone is so overflowing with HYPE that it feels like it's taking far longer! In order to honor the AWESOME SAVIOR who is probably on the motorboat, we all get on a literal hype train, and drive it on rollercoaster tracks!
Except, trains don't have the same safety rollercoaster cars do! As a result, we're all thrown around! A LOT! Luckily, the train is going faster than the speed of sound, so... wait, that isn't a "luckily"! That's an "unfortunately"! Unfortunately, the train wa- OH DEAR WHY THE PAAAIIINNN
All freshly battered, our bodies blue with the bruises(and yet, we are still filled with HOPE!), we climb out of the now-wrecked hype train, and start doing a hype dance! We decide to play the HYPE DANCE on the game, DANCE DANCE QUESTVOLUTION, which means we go on a Tazz-style doom course, but with DANCING! We pass every single part of it with flying colors, because the hype dance is the most OP dance in the game and we are all so HYPED we're doing this HYPE-TASTIC dance in a HYPER manner!
HYYYYPPPPPEEEE! HYPE THIS BEAUTIFUL HERO WHO SHALL SAVE US FROM THE INCARNATE!
I give everyone Australium Bushwackas, and then proceed to buff everyone with the Buff Banner, thus giving everyone CRITS! I then give some normal bushwackas to some gibus snipers and unleash the buff on them, then telling them to go all ham on Energy Orb 3. Hilarity (and non-random crits) ensues.
As for the method you use, I think the quoting method works better, and anyways it doesnt really matter because there are going to be like 7 twinposts left anyways.
Also, I swear I did more than 4000 damage last round.
/null
Okay.
Oh, you DID do more than 4,000 damage last round. My mistake.
What I don't get is why Binary hasn't frozen your company's assets already.
Seriously.
He knows who runs it.
"HEY BINARY! FREEZE THE GODMODDER'S COMPANY ALREADY! YOU HAVE CONTROL OF THE GOVERNMENTS TO DO IT WITH! AND CANCEL HIS NAME CHANGE RETROACTIVELY! ALTERNATIVELY, TRACK HIM DOWN WITH IT! THANKS!"
This is dropped in the mailroom of the Conclave, addressed appropriately. By suddenly appearing from nowhere.
THE GODMODDER.
I reach out of the screen of the Update Terminal and slap Build in the face for being annoying.
GODMODDER: Of course he knows who runs it, but he can't get to it. I'm resourceful, you know.
I get behind The_Serpent, splash myself with a potion of speed 100, and charge right through him. Yes, I rush him from behind when he does not suspect it, stab him in the back with an anomaly blade, follow-up with a lightning-quick barrage of fists from all directions to keep him off balance, then leap at his head hard enough to decapitate him, leaving me with a free head to eat. And before the Curse stops me, I point out that the curse says "he must deal 50,000 damage to his former allies", and I am pretty sure that he was a former ally at one point in time (such as during that whole Glitch thing). Note that I used Exact Words, so the Godmodder cannot rely on the intent of his Curse to stop me from killing one of his allies ("should have worded your curse properly if you wanted me to not do this"). If this fails, I go do the same attack on Twinbuilder.
The Godmodder doesn't care what you attack so long as it's not the Incarnate. Every other player is fair game. 6 damage to The_Serpent!
I throw the Kelpie's Blade at Entity Orb 3, then charge over and punch it into the Orb, before grabbing the Kelpie's Blade by the hilt and kicking off the Orb to pry the blade free. A lingering trail of static through the air as I return to my original position.
Prefer this way, it has all the stuff needed to review to understand what's going on in one place.
Oh, duh. combat operandi. Stupid me.
Fine, Old Man Elderly trips and dumps a barrel of assorted sacred items over the edge of his space dinghy, filling up the required sacred items for Eric to use Combat Operandi: Fate on his turn.
And then continues cutting the Incarnate's hair violently with lightsabers.
I poke everyone alive once for minimum damage (1 HP), players first and then low-tier Godmodders up.
Should this successfully rez me, I drop a splash potion of healing on everyone, trying to heal as many people as I can (probably the Chestplate).
Because the amount of attacks it would take to have every poke deal 1 damage is so huge, AND the more attacks you do the weaker each one will be, all your pokes deal no damage at all!
I Rush up to the Breastplates, and use the Infernal Deck to set the Breastplates ablaze. I then use the MLG Vortex Bayonet to Deploy a tactical nuke with a slight black hole configuration.
The explosion, combined with the fire blazing the breastplates, it amplifies the explosion radius, and drags the Metal Plates into the explosion!
Then, Using the Oculus Blade, I glitch right next to the Entity Orb 3 and smash It right into the wall!
11,000 damage to a Metal Plate! 5,000 damage to Entity Orb 3!
I thought I had Runic Shielding, which prevents a death with 1 HP?...Hopefully I did.
If I did NOT survive, I Immediately go hogwild with bombs and throw an insane amount onto every player that I can possibly hit. Just an utter wave of bombs, everywhere. Showers upon showers of bombs, explosions everywhere. When that's done, I toss out a wave of burning fire as well for good measure, and then a wave of burning Oblivion energies as well for better measure.
If a GM mistake means I survived, I do the exact same thing, except the bombs, 'fire' and Oblivion Eneriges are instead Creation-based, forcing massive damage upon the Metal plates because the whole machine's anathema is Creation Energies, natch.
No, you taking damage from Overheat triggered your Runic Shielding, and then the Godmodder killed you easily. The same thing happened with generic.
Critted 6 damage to Cobalt and Irecreeper! The oblivion energy you throw at them inflicts the Oblivion status effect on both of them!
...Oh right Runic Shielding. TWIN COMPLAINTS HERE. Anyways just... retarget this at the Entity Orb if I'm alive.
I walk up to babysphee. Since he's totally not doing anything useful whatsoever, I casually walk up to him. I then notice Balloon Boy there, and acknowledge its existence. Anyways, I'm a zombie now. Whoop-dee-do.
Aw, that's no attitude to take! I step in to brighten the overall mood, and pull out some artifacts of pure joy!
...Wait. I call BS on this. There is literally no way you could have-
It's all in our faith.
...You know I should be a bit less surprised by now. Whatever.
Anyways, I pull out the Colorful Wands, and brighten babysphee's day with my HAPPY LOVE JOY BUNNIES CHERUBS majyyks. Mysteriously, he seems to have been hurt by this. I conclude that he's clearly just not HAPPY enough, and needs more LOVE! I then marry him and Balloon Boy, and everyone shows up for the wedding.
However, Balloon Boy reveals that he is actually not Balloon Boy, and instead reveals that it was THE GREATEST HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL MISDIRECTION PLAY OF ALL TIME. He then gets all of the touchdowns. All of them. This heartbreak causes babysphee to despair, as well as TSFHISEPIC. They drown their sorrows together with a giant tub of ice cream. However, the ice cream contains POISON! However, it's not lethal poison. BUT THERE ARE SELF-REPLICATING EXPLOSIVE NANOBOTS IN THERE! I then detonate the exploding nanobots and they both die.
I comment that I do not need to say what I am targeting for the Sword Drive, because it is part of a chain attack, where one attacks the same target until it dies, then automatically moves to the next target. I think that I am on the chestplate? If I am not, I move there and attack the less-damaged Breastplate, by using Bowser's overpowered Down-Air move. I then follow that up with the move that basically does the same thing: Bowser's Down-B, the Bowser Bomb. Please note, these both strike straight down at the Breastplate, so if you are standing on the less heavily damaged Breastplate, GET OUT OF THE WAY! My final bit of this action is to place a Phoenix Down on a nearby Zombified Ally, which instantly kills a zombie, or undead enemy(I know that will be nerfed a lot, but it's worth a shot). (Bye, bye, phantom train!)
Whoops, fair enough.
You're still on the Chestplate. 5,000 damage to a Breastplate!
The Zombies don't have actual HP bars and are therefore invincible!
Eight turns left... are we halfway there? Please tell me the answer is yes...
Suddenly, we all hear a rumbling in the distance... looking around, someone spots a giant motorboat moving through the Sea of Red-Dragon ness! The motorboat shines in the distance with an unearthly light... it's clear that it brings a message with it, and that message is HOPE! At this distance and speed, it appears that the motorboat will arrive in three turns from now! So, all we(or I, so I can initiate this) have to do is survive for three more turns!
Everyone nearby has to stop and look at the glorious motorboat! Yes, even the enemies! They all bow down in rapture at the mere sight of this amazing, wonderful, GLORIOUS piece of machinery! And they don't even know what's on it, but what they do know is that whatever it is, IT CAN AND WILL SAVE THEM!
They know there's only one way to welcome their lord and savior; an AMAZING MOTORBOAT WELCOMING PARTY! Everyone scrambles to grab the supplies, totally forgetting about the battle at hand!
(To be continued...)
Interesting... Who is this guy? That light's pretty powerful, it's hard to see with it shining directly at me...
Well crap. Zombie Lothyra uses another Tiny Antimatter Canister by injecting it into the IAC-FR, then fires the shot at Piono. Sorry about that. Meanwhile, on the T.A.R.D.I.S., Jeb is twiddling his thumbs, when suddenly he is teleported straight to the Head (I'm using the zombie loophole for the no-side characters rule).
Wha? Eh. Looks like it's time to lay the hurt on this... thing. How does it even support its weight? Eh. Doesn't matter.
Jeb then dons armor similar to Lothyra's ,but built for a kerbal.
Let's see if this jetpack I installed won't blow up in my face.
On the armor's back, a pair of covers open, revealing two tubes set into the armor. Twin jets of flame shoot out, propelling our intrepid kerbal into the sky on a quite unstable trajectory.
The motorboat of HOPE and LIGHT continues forward as everyone(and when I say everyone, I mean everyone's random generic unnamed minions... the main people haven't actually stopped attacking) continues to help set up the party, directed by me! We get pavilions, streamers, party hats, and more! We set them all up on a random non-destroyed island relatively close to the Incarnate! But we realize that isn't enough to properly welcome this bearer of hope...
We get the refreshments out! Cakes! Sodas! MORE CAKES! We get a giant wedding-style cake with no less than 100 layers, each layer as tall as a tow-story building! Anyone who attempts to ask a question about the structural integrity of the cake is shot! And then revived, and then reminded that we're in Minecraft!
The wedding cake has the giant words "HOPE!" displayed on top of it! Realizing that it all STILL isn't enough, we add fireworks to the words! Then sparklers! Then EXPLOSIONS, made from an infinite explosion generator that generates explosions infinitely! We also erect a giant, cult-style church nearby, and dress in cult robes, and attempt to spread our message of hope to everyone, including the godmodder! Needless to say, a few of the minions end up dead... But it was all in the name of sacrifice.
I change the track to a tune more fitting of a final battle...right after forcing the Incarnate to battle Yiazmat for a short time.
Yiazmat, the hell-wyrm with 50 million hp and instant death attacks everywhere. After a few of those attacks on the less damaged breastplate, he leaves to go torture other video gamers.
I also inject an energy tank into myself, and blast the Breastplate with Hyper Mode.
The Incarnate seals Yiazmat inside of several Divinium Casts, lowers its own main health bar to 1 HP, uses Endeavor against Yiazmat, instantly moves to a Resupply Locker and replenishes all of its HP, and then frees Yiazmat and pokes it, destroying it!
Potions: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x2, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $374 (+2 to Wilson)
Battlefield: I play some healing blues for Split, before realizing it's not actually a type of music, and just use it on Split normally.
@Talist: Yeah, that was the plan at first, but I decided I didn't want to have to restate it a half dozen times later because people didn't bother looking for it.
-HMAS Ship-
Blue, now in the main room, knocks on Wilson's door.
I steal Biscuits' oven. I then hold a WONDERFUL PARTY for Teh and Ninjatwist. It has FIFTY CAKES! The two celebrate and pig out. However, while nobody was looking, Lex Luthor stole 40 cakes. That's as many as FOUR TENS! AND THAT'S TERRIBLE. This horrible fact deals damage to the two of them. I then reveal that the cake.... WAS A PIE! This nonsensical revelation causes Teh and Ninjatwist to faint. They then wake up handcuffed together, and are told that they have to get a key. Unfortunately there are two separate paths, and the two have to cooperate to get to the end, with GRATUITOUS CO-OP MECHANICS. However, they're still handcuffed, and have to maneuver the handcuff chain so that it doesn't touch any of the high-voltage wiring I saw fit to sprinkle around like a jerk. Needless to say they make it through after a large amount of electrical shocking. They then get to the key, but the wrong person got to it, and the keyhole is on the other person's handcuff! They then have to backtrack all the way back through the tunnel, and finally make it back together. They then use the key, but it was... actually the right key. They then die because I've been keeping them in an oven and I just filled it with lava.
Okay... Now that I'm on the chestplate, I use COMBAT OPERANDI: DECIMATION, targeting the low-health breastplate. If it is not there, I use DECIMATION on the low-health metal plate.
Good job dying, Pit. Now i would have to bail you out, but considering your little problem, i think it would be probably more useful to just take your place for the time being.
...I am not particularly going to enjoy this, am i?
I take the long and scenic route over to whatever hell we're at and punt Pit over to play with the Hole filled with Bomb Men.
"HATRED!"
PitTheAngel was replaced with Dark Pit!
Dark Pit was fully healed!
Dark Pit is invincible this turn!
Dark Pit's next attack will crit! (If Talist is what to go by)
Now, how should i start...?
Oh, let's try this out. Haven't tried it since i actually got it.
I test out the Umbra Scepter on the Metal Plates (Gamble Enabled).
Anthem activates! You are no longer a Zombie.
8,000 damage to a Metal Plate! You Gamble for a status effect and Confuse the Metal Plates!
You attempt to Curse a Metal Plate, but the Godmodder interferes and edits the code of your attack so it heals a Metal Plate instead; +3,000 HP to a Metal Plate!
Post 1
(GREEN)Well, my Raspberry Helmet has notified me of an upcoming event on July 13th that warrants the Hypetrain.(END GREEN) The Raspberry Helmet starts rerouting the Hypetrain's route...
The Hypetrain, now in interstellar travel, blasts full-throttle towards Godcraft. It starts re-entry at ludicrous speed, then switches to in-athmospheric hypewing travel. It barrels straight through the metal plates, almost causing a hypesplosion. Most of the kinetic energy has been deposited into the Incarnate, and instantly turns to heat. Every internal component starts overheating. Mysteriously, none of the outer parts of the Incarnate overheats.
The Hypetrain starts tumbling to the ground, then instantly accelerates. It blasts a hole through god craft and speeds back to it's destination.
Potions: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x2, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $376 (+2 to Wilson)
Battlefield: I shoot the blueshooter at the entity orb
I use the Blinding Light to give Split some illusionary armor that has a few obvious flaws and weak spots. Thus, enemies will go for the flaws in the illusion, making their attacks much more predicable. Plus, I lined up the illusionary weak spots with where ever Split's armor is actually strongest.
My stuff:
Potion of Flares, Potion of Oblivion, Potion of War II, and Potion of Temperature.
I cast a curse on Twinbuilder, then rip his arm off, take some bites out of it, and stick it back on (somehow). The curse activates if Build tries to find a way to object to this attack or any other attack, causing a convenient explosion that drowns out whatever case he is making to why the attack did not work and also dealing some damage. If Twinbuilder tries to complain about how unfair the curse is, this activates. If he tries to remove the curse, this activates. However, when I am no longer a zombie, the curse's damage will all turn back into healing (yes, damage from the curse counts towards my total).
"What should I call this curse? The Curse of Explosive Objection? Yeah, that sounds good."
And we were making progress, too... Slips into OOC mode, even though the line between IC and OOC for me is crossed with reckless abandon: ((I've already established that you can't cast Curses, alright?)) Still, 3,000 damage.
Potions: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x2, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $376 (+2 to Wilson)
Battlefield: I shoot the blueshooter at the entity orb
-HMAS Ship-
Yes, it's me, and nothing's the matter, I just have news.
Blue looks through her bag of hammerspace for about a minute, and takes out a keycard. She swipes it, and pushes open the door. The strange bird immediately flies out of the room and begins flying in circles around her, but she shoos it away. She then hands the keycard to Wilson.
From the inside, you can usually just push, and the doors will open.
The motorboat of HOPE continues its slow approach! Well, it's technically approaching incredibly quickly, but everyone is so overflowing with HYPE that it feels like it's taking far longer! In order to honor the AWESOME SAVIOR who is probably on the motorboat, we all get on a literal hype train, and drive it on rollercoaster tracks!
Except, trains don't have the same safety rollercoaster cars do! As a result, we're all thrown around! A LOT! Luckily, the train is going faster than the speed of sound, so... wait, that isn't a "luckily"! That's an "unfortunately"! Unfortunately, the train wa- OH DEAR WHY THE PAAAIIINNN
All freshly battered, our bodies blue with the bruises(and yet, we are still filled with HOPE!), we climb out of the now-wrecked hype train, and start doing a hype dance! We decide to play the HYPE DANCE on the game, DANCE DANCE QUESTVOLUTION, which means we go on a Tazz-style doom course, but with DANCING! We pass every single part of it with flying colors, because the hype dance is the most OP dance in the game and we are all so HYPED we're doing this HYPE-TASTIC dance in a HYPER manner!
HYYYYPPPPPEEEE! HYPE THIS BEAUTIFUL HERO WHO SHALL SAVE US FROM THE INCARNATE!
I give everyone Australium Bushwackas, and then proceed to buff everyone with the Buff Banner, thus giving everyone CRITS! I then give some normal bushwackas to some gibus snipers and unleash the buff on them, then telling them to go all ham on Energy Orb 3. Hilarity (and non-random crits) ensues.
The Buff Banner gives minicrits, but that coupled with maniac's buff means that your attack will crit! Critted 8,000 damage to Entity Orb 3!
Split uses Organ Grinder, raising up Broken Anachronism! The helical golden pattern around the weapon's organ pipe shines intensely and then fades away, turning the arm into a simple bronze column! The organ pipe begins to shudder intensely, vibrating with an unmatched ferocity! The entire weapon oscillates in turn, and Split struggles to hold the thing... Look at him, it's funny seeing him flail around. Really funny. I could aim this thing at you and find out what it's like for a person to vibrate - everywhere at once. ...No thanks.
The organ pipe splits in half, and a row of copper spikes appears where the pipe was split down the middle! Split manually spins the gear present on the weapon's cross-guard, and it begins to spin of its own accord, heating up due to massive amounts of friction! The gear turns a dull red color as it and its infinitude of fractal gears continue to spin... The spikes begin to rotate around the diameter of the organ pipe as well, whirring like a chainsaw!
The gears continue to spin, and heat fills the entire area around Split! As the gears spin, they begin to spin faster and faster and grow warmer and warmer, turning into an intense orange, then a golden hue, and eventually turning white-hot! The same transformation occurs to the weapon's organ pipe, its teeth rubbing against the actual pipe and causing the thing to, due to friction, glow an intense white hue! Now that the weapon is ready for use, Split teleports to a Breastplate and saws it in half in one strike, dealing 45,000 damage!
I teleport up to the Head and become engaged in a fierce ogling match with the Incarnate's Eyes! The red gaze of my sunglasses pierces straight through the Incarnate, but the Eyes' otherworldly and infinite reach counteracts it! The staring match goes on for a long time until I reveal my secret weapon: a TH1RD EYE! Colored as such because of its resemblance to Bill, who is now Ascendant. A beam of lime and orchid spirals towards the Eyes, dealing 20,000 damage to one of them!
The Legion of Godmodders prepares to summon yet another entity next turn, and split up to each of the Arms! The entire Legion uses the most overused and unfunny memes that they can find against the Arms: they charge up and promptly fire their lazors, they turn their power levels up past a certain quantity, they find and use all the trumpet skeltons of the abyss, they use improper math against the Arms to confuse it into thinking nine + ten is indeed not nineteen, and they blare What Does the Fox Say? and Gangnam Style and Nyan Cat and every episode of Annoying Orange and every episode of Fred at the Arms - for ten hours!
Naturally, the Godmodder is extremely prepared, and has defenses against nearly every single meme. Spamming ear rape and the like is so common that the Godmodder, for the first time, begins to actually question of the Legion of Godmodders is as powerful as they claim to be, or even as they should actually be. As he prepares to obliterate them himself, he notices that something is happening to all the memes they've used... They're mutating into something greater than the sum of their parts... Into the most powerful meme of all. All the memes' solid forms sublimate away and turn into vapors, which are promptly condensed and cooled into a golden liquid. Out of the liquid, the Legion of Godmodders sculpts...
A rare Pepe. Not just any rare Pepe, though. The rarest Pepe. The rarest and dankest of Pepes. This Pepe has the power of every single meme in existence, but doesn't use their powers individually. Instead, it condenses all the memes' powers into pure Pepe, where it can be used for devastating memetic attacks. The Legion of Godmodders demonstrates this by firing two powerful beams of pure amphibic and memetic might, dealing 60,000 damage to both Busters!
Metroid Prime destroys a Breastplate entirely! The Tripod tears through a Metal Plate!
The Eclipse reaches half the distance from where it was at the beginning of the Trial... Everything on the planet is washed in a red glow that would be dazzling if it didn't signal the end of everything in the universe. The Red Dragon reaches 50% power, empowered by the recent deaths of players... Its influence grows, causing the red tendrils snaking across the sky to thicken even further! One snakes down and forms the shape of a serpent with a mouth that opens so wide it defies all known laws of reptile biology, carving through Metroid Prime (who takes 50,000 damage) and then heading straight for... me. Oh w
...Ugh. Looks like I just took 50,000 damage too... Agh, it burns! Ngh... okay, I need to calm down for a second...
The Incarnate's Eyes fire up, turning their omnipresent glare to the Legion of Godmodders! The Eyes narrow and refine their glare into pinpricks, metal apertures constricting in on themselves to turn the light shining from the Eyes into small columns of light that are intensely focused! Since the Incarnate is so huge, these "small" columns of light are still fairly big... The Incarnate's targeting systems head straight for the Legion, but the Legion quickly moves out of the way, and also puts on sunblock so that the intense heat doesn't effect them! They are caught completely by surprise when the Godmodder takes some of the remainder of the Sun's mass and puts it directly in front of their eyeballs (like a millimeter away!), blinding them! 50 Beta Godmodders fall instantly! The Tripod takes 15,000 splash damage!
The Busters are forced to recharge... Entity Orb 2 captures a Violent Memory from the recursive and infinite recesses of the Red Dragon's mind, storing it inside of the Incarnate's Memory Holders!
The Chestplate calls in an airstrike of cotton balls! Everyone knows to not be distracted by these, but the cotton balls disintegrate and reveal flowers that produce obscene amounts of pollen! The Godmodder turns on his Allergies plugin (built to stack gameplay in the favor of staff by inducing debuffs on others) and gives Irecreeper and ManiacMasteR allergies to pollen! They sneeze uncontrollably and cannot move, which gives the Godmodder ample time to position jet engines behind both of them, disintegrating them almost instantly! The two are resurrected as Zombies!
The Itinerary:
> All: Penetrate the Incarnate's various defenses to get to the weak points!
> All: Destroy the Incarnate's Entity Orbs!
> All: Help defend the Legion of Godmodders!
> All: Help defend Build!
THE TRIALS:
I. FINAL WAVE .I
II. DEMONHEAD .II
III. INFESTATION .III
IV. ASCENT .IV
V. EXODUS .V
==> VI. ECLIPSE .VI <==
Armageddon Hill:
IMPETUS COMB METER:======================================== 686,000/8,000,000. (Gains +500,000/turn.)
Current Impetus Comb: 13
babysphee: [AG] HP: 15/25. Has Super Armor.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 22/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage every turn.
ProofofconcepT: [PG] HP: 20/20.
Split: [N] HP: 78,500/250,000. Weapon Mode: Contrivance. Temporal Piano: II Organ Grinder: II Anthem: II
Build: [AG] HP: 102,500/200,000. Slowing the Eclipse.
THE RED DRAGON: [PG] Forwarding the Eclipse. Impact: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 7 turns. Power: 50%.
THE INCARNATE: [FINAL BOSS]
Head: (Leads to Chestplate.)
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 3,000/50,000. gutza1: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 0/50,000.
Combed Hair: [PG] HP: 256,500/300,000. Can shoot armor-piercing razor blades at foes.
Eyes: [PG] HP: 171,500/200,000. (x1.) 200,000/200,000. (x1.) Can shoot lasers and glare at players, stunning them.
Majestic Beard: [PG] HP: 284,500/300,000. Can open up to reveal [REDACTED] Can godmod attacks.
Scar: [PG] Contains godmodding energy. Guarded by Scarred Metal and Majestic Beard.
Chaos Bar: III
Godarm: (Leads to Chestplate.) Claimed.
Oblivion Buster: [PG] HP: 190,000/250,000. Fires missiles at foes. Can be used every other turn.
Entity Orb 1: [PG] HP: 500,000/500,000. Below left shoulder. Current Entity: Hickam Airfield. Launches planes that can deal splash damage.
Chaos Bar: III
Right Arm: (Leads to Chestplate.) Claimed.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 15/10. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%. Overheat: III
Corruption Buster: [PG] HP: 190,000/250,000. Fires lasers at foes. Can be used every other turn.
Entity Orb 2: [PG] HP: 500,000/500,000. Below right shoulder. Current Entity: Fayther. Can take memories and turn them into buffs and debuffs. Memories: IIIIII Violent.
Chaos Bar: III
Chestplate: (Leads to all other Areas.)
insert_generic_username:[AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 22,000/50,000.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 9/10. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%. Oblivion: II Overheat: III The_Nonexistent_Tazz:[AG] HP: 0/25. Has Alpha Armor. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 12,000/50,000.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 0/50,000. TT2000: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
Talist: [AG] HP: 27/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 7/10. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 30%. Overheat: III
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 10/10. Has Super Armor. Overheat: III
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 10/10. Has Super Armor. Overheat: III
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Super Armor.
TSFHISEPIC: [AG] HP: 8/10. Has Super Armor. Overheat: III
FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
mythicZoologist: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 10/10. Has Super Armor. Overheat: III ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 0/25. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 0/50,000.
K4yne: [N] HP: 10/10. Overheat: III
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 30/25.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Breastplate: [PG] HP: 220,000/250,000. Can open up to reveal [REDACTED]
Metal Plates: [PG] HP: 100,000/100,000. (x5.) Block attacks. Open up to reveal [REDACTED] Confused: I
Superlaser: [PG] Contains godmodding energy. Can unleash devastating attacks. Guarded by Breastplates and Metal Plates.
Entity Orb 3: [PG] HP: 184,000/500,000. Inside Superlaser. Current Entity: None. Bleed: II
Chaos Bar: III
Right Leg: (Leads to Chestplate.) Destroyed.
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Left Leg: (Leads to Chestplate.) Destroyed.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 14,000/50,000. Crusher48: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 37,500/50,000.
nulitor: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 20/20.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 1/125. Killstreak: 86. Inside the Incarnate's Cockpit.
Curses of Anti-Charging, Anti-Entities, Anti-Alchemy, and Anti-Respawns are in effect. They CANNOT be dispelled.
I cast a curse on Twinbuilder, then rip his arm off, take some bites out of it, and stick it back on (somehow). The curse activates if Build tries to find a way to object to this attack or any other attack, causing a convenient explosion that drowns out whatever case he is making to why the attack did not work and also dealing some damage. If Twinbuilder tries to complain about how unfair the curse is, this activates. If he tries to remove the curse, this activates. However, when I am no longer a zombie, the curse's damage will all turn back into healing (yes, damage from the curse counts towards my total).
"What should I call this curse? The Curse of Explosive Objection? Yeah, that sounds good."
Okay, now you're just coming off as butthurt over Twinbuilder blocking some of your attacks so now you're trying to prevent that by forcing him to not, meaning anyone can one-shot him without any possible defense just to be a ****.
HOORAY FOR LOOPHOLES! ...Did you even think that far into your plan? You've just basically halved our time limit.
I then poke, cut, trip, yell at, briefly embed into potatoes, BIRD!!!!!!!KILLITBIRD!!!!!!!!, subject to emetics, confuse, dorf, punch, slice, stumble on, stumbleupon, pester, prod, facepalm, or otherwise injure for minimal damage the requisite number of people for my healing. Creatively. With a potato for some reason. But first I take 5 HP off babysphee for wasting his turns until now. By eating his BRAINS!!!! Wait there's not much there is there...Ugh, I hate brains. They taste wrong. OH GOD MAD COW DISEASE GET IT OFF ME AAAAA *mashes A for aeons* AAAAA okay enough of that I appear to be sane. Right. Am I DONE YET?
If I am not done yet, I push through the fourth wall sloppily and accidentally punch the Godmodder in the face. "Oops. You're a jerk. Die. Brains."
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Really? He's not going to notice a letter that suddenly appears in the mailroom, addressed to him, and him PROPERLY? Eh whatever.
/null
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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>Ire: Realize that you forgot to post this turn.
You do so.
=TURN ONE=
=ACTION=
Given that I am now a Zombie, I decide that I must do Zombie-Related things. And by that, I mean build an epic wooden lady robot for the Tripod, and ship said robot with the Tripod! The Tripod is then suddenly overcome by social pressure! The robot winks it's eyes at the Tripod, and the two fall in love instantly!
However, during their dinner date near the TARDIS, (In which I am the chef...) the Wooden Lady decides that they aren't perfect together, and that she should seek out someone else. The Tripod pleads and begs for her to stay, but in a few moments, she's gone...
...and moments later, returns as a super-massive wooden war scorpion. The Tripod then takes massive emotion and physical damage.
I realize that Twinbuilder just ambushed me by posting so fast, and run away to go attack Split with Combat Operandi: Orbitotaled. If that fails (aka "not enough items"), I use Battle Technique: Terajump(onto his face so I can eat it) instead. I then pull out the Infinity Reactor to try and create infinite sacred items, which fails because of some reason, so the reactor instead blows up and hits 5 random targets with pieces of shrapnel.
OOC: I always heard it that I could make a Curse, except the godmodder would immediately make it go away.
Okay, now you're just coming off as butthurt over Twinbuilder blocking some of your attacks so now you're trying to prevent that by forcing him to not, meaning anyone can one-shot him without any possible defense just to be a ****.
HOORAY FOR LOOPHOLES! ...Did you even think that far into your plan? You've just basically halved our time limit.
And for the record, the idea was to try to trick him into making enough objections to fulfill the Curse and cause my Curse to revert.
Please Twin! I beg of you! Don't slay me! I DO NOT WISH TO STOP THE HOPE!
Speaking of hope, it appears that no less than ONE turn has passed! I said earlier the MOTORBOAT OF HOPE! would arrive in no more than THREE turns! And now that a turn has passed... There are only TWO turns left!
All of the people staring at the Hope Boat are swept up in a frenzy of HYPE! They all fall to the ground, rolling around, wallowing in their LOVE OF HOPE AND LIGHT! They do not know WHO or WHAT rides the motorboat...
They just know it brings hope.
And they would die for the hope.
They would DIE to make sure the HOPE came! Even if I were to somehow become a zombie, they would sacrifice themselves to me, so I could serve as a beacon, guiding this one, shining RAY of hope and light and life to his destination: HERE! To provide HOPE of VICTORY when it all seems so impossible!
JOIN ME, HOPE LOVERS! JOIN ME IN THIS GRAND CELEBRATION OF HOPE!
Well, since I have no idea whether or not things are going to work this next round...
If I'm still alive:
Eric uses Battle Technique: Fantasies Lvl5: Big Bads on any relevant piece on one of the metal plates:
Eric stands back a bit, hovering with the scorched and battle damaged, but still functioning Mark 42, and puts away his lightsabers, and pulls out the device used to facilitate the previous two levels of the battle technique. Even though Piono destroyed his fantasy 'verse, it has been reformed by the Narrative by now.
Next down the line, the villains. Greater by a great distance than those brought up before, but desperate times call for desperate measures. He opens up a siphon of power to Sar the great necromancer, Palpan the doom mage, Cuth the great corrupter, Apoph the destroyer of kingdoms, Shadar the great dark lord.
All of these dark, apocalyptic energies rush outwards and slam into Eric's target, the destructive power completely eating away at its very substance...
And then Old Man Elderly crashes his space dinghy into it again.
HE still doesn't seem to get how the steering works.
I walk up to FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW. I then take out the Cherub's Monado again, and use Monado Buster, but it turns out to be the Smash Bros version, which causes my attacks to be buffed. I then look him in the eye. He looks back at me. I then engage in an INTENSE STAREDOWN with him, and we keep looking each other in the eye. Unfortunately, he forgot the first rule of staring contests: Never stare down a robot. I stare at him for what seems like an eternity, and he feels a powerful need to blink. However, he can't since he's a Minecraftian. However, I knew this, and therefore only suffer a x0 facepalm combo. We then continue this INTENSE STAREDOWN for a while, but then I stop caring and use eye lasers on him. He then flies off the Incarnate. I leap down after him, preparing to run him through with my sword. I then realize that I ended up wasting my Buster. I still have the ability to renew it though, so I do so. I then somehow catch up to him and run him through with the sword.
Potions: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x2, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $376 (+2 to Wilson)
Battlefield: I shoot the blueshooter at the entity orb
For my third and final action of this turn, I use the attacks that I wasn't able to use in the chain attack on random Metal Plates.
5 hit combo! Blossom Dance!
Born in a WORLD of STRIFE!
Against the ODDS!
We choose to FIGHT!
BLOSSOM DANCE!
Heavy damage with an automatic crit against mechanical enemies:
MONADO BUSTER!
Steal an item drop from the enemy hit by it!
YOINK!
One heavy damage hit!
SUMMON BOLT!
Another heavy damage hit, with a chance to insta-kill enemies (Or parts)
HEAD SHOT!
Automatic crit when attacking from behind!
BACK SLASH!
(Read all of these in English accents for extra damage.)
Feel the love of the HYPER COMBO!
And it's a HOOOOOME RUUUUN!
Wait, Deadpool isn't a Xenoblade Chronicles character! Get out of here!
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
I used COMBAT OPERANDI: TERMNOPPED on the Metal Plates, or the Breastplates if those are gone.
Sometimes a battle yields no victor.
Fear is Freedom! Control is Liberty!
Contradiction is Truth! That is the reality of this world!
Avatar by TwinBuilder
I use the Blinding Light to give Split some illusionary armor that has a few obvious flaws and weak spots. Thus, enemies will go for the flaws in the illusion, making their attacks much more predicable. Plus, I lined up the illusionary weak spots with where ever Split's armor is actually strongest.
My stuff:
Potion of Flares, Potion of Oblivion, Potion of War II, and Potion of Temperature.
-H-M-A-S----S-H-I-P-
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
I cast a curse on Twinbuilder, then rip his arm off, take some bites out of it, and stick it back on (somehow). The curse activates if Build tries to find a way to object to this attack or any other attack, causing a convenient explosion that drowns out whatever case he is making to why the attack did not work and also dealing some damage. If Twinbuilder tries to complain about how unfair the curse is, this activates. If he tries to remove the curse, this activates. However, when I am no longer a zombie, the curse's damage will all turn back into healing (yes, damage from the curse counts towards my total).
"What should I call this curse? The Curse of Explosive Objection? Yeah, that sounds good."
Potions: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x2, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $376 (+2 to Wilson)
Battlefield: I shoot the blueshooter at the entity orb
-HMAS Ship-
Yes, it's me, and nothing's the matter, I just have news.
Blue looks through her bag of hammerspace for about a minute, and takes out a keycard. She swipes it, and pushes open the door. The strange bird immediately flies out of the room and begins flying in circles around her, but she shoos it away. She then hands the keycard to Wilson.
From the inside, you can usually just push, and the doors will open.
The motorboat of HOPE continues its slow approach! Well, it's technically approaching incredibly quickly, but everyone is so overflowing with HYPE that it feels like it's taking far longer! In order to honor the AWESOME SAVIOR who is probably on the motorboat, we all get on a literal hype train, and drive it on rollercoaster tracks!
Except, trains don't have the same safety rollercoaster cars do! As a result, we're all thrown around! A LOT! Luckily, the train is going faster than the speed of sound, so... wait, that isn't a "luckily"! That's an "unfortunately"! Unfortunately, the train wa- OH DEAR WHY THE PAAAIIINNN
All freshly battered, our bodies blue with the bruises(and yet, we are still filled with HOPE!), we climb out of the now-wrecked hype train, and start doing a hype dance! We decide to play the HYPE DANCE on the game, DANCE DANCE QUESTVOLUTION, which means we go on a Tazz-style doom course, but with DANCING! We pass every single part of it with flying colors, because the hype dance is the most OP dance in the game and we are all so HYPED we're doing this HYPE-TASTIC dance in a HYPER manner!
HYYYYPPPPPEEEE! HYPE THIS BEAUTIFUL HERO WHO SHALL SAVE US FROM THE INCARNATE!
(To be continued...)
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I sing the WONDERFUL 101 theme song to boost everyone's spirits!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
I myself preferred the old one.
I give everyone Australium Bushwackas, and then proceed to buff everyone with the Buff Banner, thus giving everyone CRITS! I then give some normal bushwackas to some gibus snipers and unleash the buff on them, then telling them to go all ham on Energy Orb 3. Hilarity (and non-random crits) ensues.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Doing this early today for reasons.
Okay.
Oh, you DID do more than 4,000 damage last round. My mistake.
GODMODDER: Of course he knows who runs it, but he can't get to it. I'm resourceful, you know.
The letter goes unnoticed.
3,000 damage to me, I guess. That was meta.
The Godmodder doesn't care what you attack so long as it's not the Incarnate. Every other player is fair game. 6 damage to The_Serpent!
6,000 damage to Entity Orb 3!
Why would BB think about killing the Godmoder? He hasn't done anything to hurt anyone!
Okay.
+4 of all Sacred Items!
> pionoplayer: COMBAT OPERANDI => FATE
You expend 4 of all Sacred Items!
25,000 damage to the Combed Hair!
5,000 damage to the Combed Hair!
Because the amount of attacks it would take to have every poke deal 1 damage is so huge, AND the more attacks you do the weaker each one will be, all your pokes deal no damage at all!
11,000 damage to a Metal Plate! 5,000 damage to Entity Orb 3!
You move to the Chestplate!
6,000 damage to Entity Orb 3!
No, you taking damage from Overheat triggered your Runic Shielding, and then the Godmodder killed you easily. The same thing happened with generic.
Critted 6 damage to Cobalt and Irecreeper! The oblivion energy you throw at them inflicts the Oblivion status effect on both of them!
10 damage to babysphee!
Whoops, fair enough.
You're still on the Chestplate. 5,000 damage to a Breastplate!
The Zombies don't have actual HP bars and are therefore invincible!
Oh okay, I guess you're not AFK after all.
Nothing is damaged in the earthquake!
4,000 damage to a Metal Plate! +5 HP to Nimbleguy!
+5 HP!
You head to the Chestplate!
Interesting... Who is this guy? That light's pretty powerful, it's hard to see with it shining directly at me...
Old Man Elderly blocks the attack!
I don't think you understood my compromise. Go back and read it again.
:0
The Incarnate seals Yiazmat inside of several Divinium Casts, lowers its own main health bar to 1 HP, uses Endeavor against Yiazmat, instantly moves to a Resupply Locker and replenishes all of its HP, and then frees Yiazmat and pokes it, destroying it!
3,000 damage to a Breastplate!
+10,000 HP to Split!
6 damage to TehEpicNinja9001 and ninjatwist321!
> engie_ninja: COMBAT OPERANDI => DECIMATION
You expend 5 Elf Tears and 2 Hog Slop.
25,000 damage to a Breastplate!
Anthem activates! You are no longer a Zombie.
8,000 damage to a Metal Plate! You Gamble for a status effect and Confuse the Metal Plates!
Who?
You attempt to Curse a Metal Plate, but the Godmodder interferes and edits the code of your attack so it heals a Metal Plate instead; +3,000 HP to a Metal Plate!
Indeed.
8,000 damage to a Metal Plate!
12,000 damage to Entity Orb 3!
9,000 damage to a Metal Plate!
> The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: COMBAT OPERANDI => TERMNOPPED
You expend 8 Pie Filling and 4 Elf Tears.
30,000 damage to a Metal Plate!
You protect Split from attack this turn!
And we were making progress, too... Slips into OOC mode, even though the line between IC and OOC for me is crossed with reckless abandon: ((I've already established that you can't cast Curses, alright?)) Still, 3,000 damage.
10,000 damage to Entity Orb 3!
5 damage to you! But still, HYPE
Next attack will minicrit!
The Buff Banner gives minicrits, but that coupled with maniac's buff means that your attack will crit! Critted 8,000 damage to Entity Orb 3!
Split uses Organ Grinder, raising up Broken Anachronism! The helical golden pattern around the weapon's organ pipe shines intensely and then fades away, turning the arm into a simple bronze column! The organ pipe begins to shudder intensely, vibrating with an unmatched ferocity! The entire weapon oscillates in turn, and Split struggles to hold the thing... Look at him, it's funny seeing him flail around. Really funny. I could aim this thing at you and find out what it's like for a person to vibrate - everywhere at once. ...No thanks.
The organ pipe splits in half, and a row of copper spikes appears where the pipe was split down the middle! Split manually spins the gear present on the weapon's cross-guard, and it begins to spin of its own accord, heating up due to massive amounts of friction! The gear turns a dull red color as it and its infinitude of fractal gears continue to spin... The spikes begin to rotate around the diameter of the organ pipe as well, whirring like a chainsaw!
The gears continue to spin, and heat fills the entire area around Split! As the gears spin, they begin to spin faster and faster and grow warmer and warmer, turning into an intense orange, then a golden hue, and eventually turning white-hot! The same transformation occurs to the weapon's organ pipe, its teeth rubbing against the actual pipe and causing the thing to, due to friction, glow an intense white hue! Now that the weapon is ready for use, Split teleports to a Breastplate and saws it in half in one strike, dealing 45,000 damage!
I teleport up to the Head and become engaged in a fierce ogling match with the Incarnate's Eyes! The red gaze of my sunglasses pierces straight through the Incarnate, but the Eyes' otherworldly and infinite reach counteracts it! The staring match goes on for a long time until I reveal my secret weapon: a TH1RD EYE! Colored as such because of its resemblance to Bill, who is now Ascendant. A beam of lime and orchid spirals towards the Eyes, dealing 20,000 damage to one of them!
The Legion of Godmodders prepares to summon yet another entity next turn, and split up to each of the Arms! The entire Legion uses the most overused and unfunny memes that they can find against the Arms: they charge up and promptly fire their lazors, they turn their power levels up past a certain quantity, they find and use all the trumpet skeltons of the abyss, they use improper math against the Arms to confuse it into thinking nine + ten is indeed not nineteen, and they blare What Does the Fox Say? and Gangnam Style and Nyan Cat and every episode of Annoying Orange and every episode of Fred at the Arms - for ten hours!
Naturally, the Godmodder is extremely prepared, and has defenses against nearly every single meme. Spamming ear rape and the like is so common that the Godmodder, for the first time, begins to actually question of the Legion of Godmodders is as powerful as they claim to be, or even as they should actually be. As he prepares to obliterate them himself, he notices that something is happening to all the memes they've used... They're mutating into something greater than the sum of their parts... Into the most powerful meme of all. All the memes' solid forms sublimate away and turn into vapors, which are promptly condensed and cooled into a golden liquid. Out of the liquid, the Legion of Godmodders sculpts...
A rare Pepe. Not just any rare Pepe, though. The rarest Pepe. The rarest and dankest of Pepes. This Pepe has the power of every single meme in existence, but doesn't use their powers individually. Instead, it condenses all the memes' powers into pure Pepe, where it can be used for devastating memetic attacks. The Legion of Godmodders demonstrates this by firing two powerful beams of pure amphibic and memetic might, dealing 60,000 damage to both Busters!
Metroid Prime destroys a Breastplate entirely! The Tripod tears through a Metal Plate!
The Eclipse reaches half the distance from where it was at the beginning of the Trial... Everything on the planet is washed in a red glow that would be dazzling if it didn't signal the end of everything in the universe. The Red Dragon reaches 50% power, empowered by the recent deaths of players... Its influence grows, causing the red tendrils snaking across the sky to thicken even further! One snakes down and forms the shape of a serpent with a mouth that opens so wide it defies all known laws of reptile biology, carving through Metroid Prime (who takes 50,000 damage) and then heading straight for... me. Oh w
...Ugh. Looks like I just took 50,000 damage too... Agh, it burns! Ngh... okay, I need to calm down for a second...
The Incarnate's Eyes fire up, turning their omnipresent glare to the Legion of Godmodders! The Eyes narrow and refine their glare into pinpricks, metal apertures constricting in on themselves to turn the light shining from the Eyes into small columns of light that are intensely focused! Since the Incarnate is so huge, these "small" columns of light are still fairly big... The Incarnate's targeting systems head straight for the Legion, but the Legion quickly moves out of the way, and also puts on sunblock so that the intense heat doesn't effect them! They are caught completely by surprise when the Godmodder takes some of the remainder of the Sun's mass and puts it directly in front of their eyeballs (like a millimeter away!), blinding them! 50 Beta Godmodders fall instantly! The Tripod takes 15,000 splash damage!
The Busters are forced to recharge... Entity Orb 2 captures a Violent Memory from the recursive and infinite recesses of the Red Dragon's mind, storing it inside of the Incarnate's Memory Holders!
The Chestplate calls in an airstrike of cotton balls! Everyone knows to not be distracted by these, but the cotton balls disintegrate and reveal flowers that produce obscene amounts of pollen! The Godmodder turns on his Allergies plugin (built to stack gameplay in the favor of staff by inducing debuffs on others) and gives Irecreeper and ManiacMasteR allergies to pollen! They sneeze uncontrollably and cannot move, which gives the Godmodder ample time to position jet engines behind both of them, disintegrating them almost instantly! The two are resurrected as Zombies!
The Itinerary:
> All: Penetrate the Incarnate's various defenses to get to the weak points!
> All: Destroy the Incarnate's Entity Orbs!
> All: Help defend the Legion of Godmodders!
> All: Help defend Build!
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIIII. INFESTATION .IIIIV. ASCENT .IVV. EXODUS .VArmageddon Hill:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ======================================== 686,000/8,000,000. (Gains +500,000/turn.)
Current Impetus Comb: 13
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 22/25. Has Super Armor. Takes 3 damage every turn.
ProofofconcepT: [PG] HP: 20/20.
Split: [N] HP: 78,500/250,000. Weapon Mode: Contrivance. Temporal Piano: II Organ Grinder: II Anthem: II
Build: [AG] HP: 102,500/200,000. Slowing the Eclipse.
Biscuits: [AG] Leaves in one turn.
Legion of Godmodders: [AG] Alphas: 100/100 HP. (x240.) Betas: 100/100 HP. (x200.) Gammas: 100/100 HP. (x100.) Deltas: 100/100 HP. (x50.) Omegas: 100/100 HP. (x10.) Can godmod attacks. Secret Charge: IIIIIIIII 60%.
Metroid Prime: [AG] HP: Core: 75,000/75,000 HP. Exoskeleton: 20,000/125,000 HP.
Tripod: [AG] HP: 100,000/100,000. Thick Plating: 175,000/175,000 HP. Shields: 10,000/25,000 HP.
THE RED DRAGON: [PG] Forwarding the Eclipse. Impact: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 7 turns. Power: 50%.
THE INCARNATE: [FINAL BOSS]
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 3,000/50,000.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 0/50,000.
Combed Hair: [PG] HP: 256,500/300,000. Can shoot armor-piercing razor blades at foes.
Eyes: [PG] HP: 171,500/200,000. (x1.) 200,000/200,000. (x1.) Can shoot lasers and glare at players, stunning them.
Scarred Metal: [PG] HP: 474,500/500,000. Blocks attacks.
Majestic Beard: [PG] HP: 284,500/300,000. Can open up to reveal [REDACTED] Can godmod attacks.
Scar: [PG] Contains godmodding energy. Guarded by Scarred Metal and Majestic Beard.
Chaos Bar: III
Godarm: (Leads to Chestplate.) Claimed.
Oblivion Buster: [PG] HP: 190,000/250,000. Fires missiles at foes. Can be used every other turn.
Entity Orb 1: [PG] HP: 500,000/500,000. Below left shoulder. Current Entity: Hickam Airfield. Launches planes that can deal splash damage.
Chaos Bar: III
Right Arm: (Leads to Chestplate.) Claimed.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 15/10. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%. Overheat: III
Corruption Buster: [PG] HP: 190,000/250,000. Fires lasers at foes. Can be used every other turn.
Entity Orb 2: [PG] HP: 500,000/500,000. Below right shoulder. Current Entity: Fayther. Can take memories and turn them into buffs and debuffs. Memories: IIIIII Violent.
Chaos Bar: III
Chestplate: (Leads to all other Areas.)
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 30/25.insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 22,000/50,000.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 9/10. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%. Oblivion: II Overheat: III
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Alpha Armor. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 12,000/50,000.
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 0/50,000.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
Talist: [AG] HP: 27/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 7/10. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 30%. Overheat: III
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 10/10. Has Super Armor. Overheat: III
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 10/10. Has Super Armor. Overheat: III
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 19/25. Has Super Armor.
TSFHISEPIC: [AG] HP: 8/10. Has Super Armor. Overheat: III
FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
mythicZoologist: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 10/10. Has Super Armor. Overheat: III
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 0/25. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 0/50,000.
K4yne: [N] HP: 10/10. Overheat: III
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Breastplate: [PG] HP: 220,000/250,000. Can open up to reveal [REDACTED]
Metal Plates: [PG] HP: 100,000/100,000. (x5.) Block attacks. Open up to reveal [REDACTED] Confused: I
Superlaser: [PG] Contains godmodding energy. Can unleash devastating attacks. Guarded by Breastplates and Metal Plates.
Entity Orb 3: [PG] HP: 184,000/500,000. Inside Superlaser. Current Entity: None. Bleed: II
Chaos Bar: III
Right Leg: (Leads to Chestplate.) Destroyed.
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Left Leg: (Leads to Chestplate.) Destroyed.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 14,000/50,000.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 37,500/50,000.
nulitor: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 20/20.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 1/125. Killstreak: 86. Inside the Incarnate's Cockpit.
Curses of Anti-Charging, Anti-Entities, Anti-Alchemy, and Anti-Respawns are in effect. They CANNOT be dispelled.
The Forge
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (PitTheAngel)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III DISABLED (5l1n65h07)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III READY(TehEpicNinja9001)
Molten Processor: IIII READY (Pokefan151)
Infinity Blade: II IN USE [4K] (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Prism: III READY (TehEpicNinja9001)
Lil' Cal: IIIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (Fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII IN USE (insert_generic_username)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: ...IS OVER. (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Netpatham)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Fseftr)
Silver Eye: III READY (crystalcat)
Table Leg: III READY (Irecreeper)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Red Scale: III READY (engie_ninja)
Twitchy Staff: III READY (Irecreeper)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (insert_generic_username)
Necro Smasher: III READY (engie_ninja)
Black Matter Gun: IIII READY (crystalcat)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Talist)
Glitch Wrench: IIII READY (gutza1)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (ProofofconcepT)
Oblivion's Topper: III DISABLED (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII READY (The_Serpent)
Giant Gear: IIII READY (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII READY (pionoplayer)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII READY (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII READY (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
10 Hog Slop
7 Elf Tears
1 Pie Filling
4 Weasel Snot
Okay, now you're just coming off as butthurt over Twinbuilder blocking some of your attacks so now you're trying to prevent that by forcing him to not, meaning anyone can one-shot him without any possible defense just to be a ****.
HOORAY FOR LOOPHOLES! ...Did you even think that far into your plan? You've just basically halved our time limit.
[MZ]: Wait, potions, for free?
I take the Potion of Kitsune II and drink it. My ever-present static-filled aura shifts into a vaguely vulpine vision.
I decide to test any new power this might have given me by slamming multiple "tails" of static into Entity Orb Three.
People say "There is a city there, and it will stay there until time stops" hearts filled with bleak hope that it be so...
And indeed, it may be, as even the void has not moved it from its rightful place...
Casting their gaze inwards The Tearful Seeker considers their purpose in the coming events...
Tonight, he sets a stage, and come curtain's raise, A Storm Lord join the hunt.
Dragons, please click~
I facepalm, using Crusher's face and my palm.
"Dude."
I then poke, cut, trip, yell at, briefly embed into potatoes, BIRD!!!!!!!KILLITBIRD!!!!!!!!, subject to emetics, confuse, dorf, punch, slice, stumble on, stumbleupon, pester, prod, facepalm, or otherwise injure for minimal damage the requisite number of people for my healing. Creatively. With a potato for some reason. But first I take 5 HP off babysphee for wasting his turns until now. By eating his BRAINS!!!! Wait there's not much there is there...Ugh, I hate brains. They taste wrong. OH GOD MAD COW DISEASE GET IT OFF ME AAAAA *mashes A for aeons* AAAAA okay enough of that I appear to be sane. Right. Am I DONE YET?
If I am not done yet, I push through the fourth wall sloppily and accidentally punch the Godmodder in the face. "Oops. You're a jerk. Die. Brains."
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Really? He's not going to notice a letter that suddenly appears in the mailroom, addressed to him, and him PROPERLY? Eh whatever.
/null
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
>Ire: Realize that you forgot to post this turn.
You do so.
=TURN ONE=
=ACTION=
Given that I am now a Zombie, I decide that I must do Zombie-Related things. And by that, I mean build an epic wooden lady robot for the Tripod, and ship said robot with the Tripod! The Tripod is then suddenly overcome by social pressure! The robot winks it's eyes at the Tripod, and the two fall in love instantly!
However, during their dinner date near the TARDIS, (In which I am the chef...) the Wooden Lady decides that they aren't perfect together, and that she should seek out someone else. The Tripod pleads and begs for her to stay, but in a few moments, she's gone...
...and moments later, returns as a super-massive wooden war scorpion. The Tripod then takes massive emotion and physical damage.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
I realize that Twinbuilder just ambushed me by posting so fast, and run away to go attack Split with Combat Operandi: Orbitotaled. If that fails (aka "not enough items"), I use Battle Technique: Terajump(onto his face so I can eat it) instead. I then pull out the Infinity Reactor to try and create infinite sacred items, which fails because of some reason, so the reactor instead blows up and hits 5 random targets with pieces of shrapnel.
OOC: I always heard it that I could make a Curse, except the godmodder would immediately make it go away.
And for the record, the idea was to try to trick him into making enough objections to fulfill the Curse and cause my Curse to revert.
/null
Please Twin! I beg of you! Don't slay me! I DO NOT WISH TO STOP THE HOPE!
Speaking of hope, it appears that no less than ONE turn has passed! I said earlier the MOTORBOAT OF HOPE! would arrive in no more than THREE turns! And now that a turn has passed... There are only TWO turns left!
All of the people staring at the Hope Boat are swept up in a frenzy of HYPE! They all fall to the ground, rolling around, wallowing in their LOVE OF HOPE AND LIGHT! They do not know WHO or WHAT rides the motorboat...
They just know it brings hope.
And they would die for the hope.
They would DIE to make sure the HOPE came! Even if I were to somehow become a zombie, they would sacrifice themselves to me, so I could serve as a beacon, guiding this one, shining RAY of hope and light and life to his destination: HERE! To provide HOPE of VICTORY when it all seems so impossible!
JOIN ME, HOPE LOVERS! JOIN ME IN THIS GRAND CELEBRATION OF HOPE!
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Well, since I have no idea whether or not things are going to work this next round...
If I'm still alive:
Eric uses Battle Technique: Fantasies Lvl5: Big Bads on any relevant piece on one of the metal plates:
Eric stands back a bit, hovering with the scorched and battle damaged, but still functioning Mark 42, and puts away his lightsabers, and pulls out the device used to facilitate the previous two levels of the battle technique. Even though Piono destroyed his fantasy 'verse, it has been reformed by the Narrative by now.
Next down the line, the villains. Greater by a great distance than those brought up before, but desperate times call for desperate measures. He opens up a siphon of power to Sar the great necromancer, Palpan the doom mage, Cuth the great corrupter, Apoph the destroyer of kingdoms, Shadar the great dark lord.
All of these dark, apocalyptic energies rush outwards and slam into Eric's target, the destructive power completely eating away at its very substance...
And then Old Man Elderly crashes his space dinghy into it again.
HE still doesn't seem to get how the steering works.
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Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I walk up to FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW. I then take out the Cherub's Monado again, and use Monado Buster, but it turns out to be the Smash Bros version, which causes my attacks to be buffed. I then look him in the eye. He looks back at me. I then engage in an INTENSE STAREDOWN with him, and we keep looking each other in the eye. Unfortunately, he forgot the first rule of staring contests: Never stare down a robot. I stare at him for what seems like an eternity, and he feels a powerful need to blink. However, he can't since he's a Minecraftian. However, I knew this, and therefore only suffer a x0 facepalm combo. We then continue this INTENSE STAREDOWN for a while, but then I stop caring and use eye lasers on him. He then flies off the Incarnate. I leap down after him, preparing to run him through with my sword. I then realize that I ended up wasting my Buster. I still have the ability to renew it though, so I do so. I then somehow catch up to him and run him through with the sword.
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