I thought I had Runic Shielding, which prevents a death with 1 HP?...Hopefully I did.
If I did NOT survive, I Immediately go hogwild with bombs and throw an insane amount onto every player that I can possibly hit. Just an utter wave of bombs, everywhere. Showers upon showers of bombs, explosions everywhere. When that's done, I toss out a wave of burning fire as well for good measure, and then a wave of burning Oblivion energies as well for better measure.
If a GM mistake means I survived, I do the exact same thing, except the bombs, 'fire' and Oblivion Eneriges are instead Creation-based, forcing massive damage upon the Metal plates because the whole machine's anathema is Creation Energies, natch.
...Oh right Runic Shielding. TWIN COMPLAINTS HERE. Anyways just... retarget this at the Entity Orb if I'm alive.
I walk up to babysphee. Since he's totally not doing anything useful whatsoever, I casually walk up to him. I then notice Balloon Boy there, and acknowledge its existence. Anyways, I'm a zombie now. Whoop-dee-do.
Aw, that's no attitude to take! I step in to brighten the overall mood, and pull out some artifacts of pure joy!
...Wait. I call BS on this. There is literally no way you could have-
It's all in our faith.
...You know I should be a bit less surprised by now. Whatever.
Anyways, I pull out the Colorful Wands, and brighten babysphee's day with my HAPPY LOVE JOY BUNNIES CHERUBS majyyks. Mysteriously, he seems to have been hurt by this. I conclude that he's clearly just not HAPPY enough, and needs more LOVE! I then marry him and Balloon Boy, and everyone shows up for the wedding.
However, Balloon Boy reveals that he is actually not Balloon Boy, and instead reveals that it was THE GREATEST HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL MISDIRECTION PLAY OF ALL TIME. He then gets all of the touchdowns. All of them. This heartbreak causes babysphee to despair, as well as TSFHISEPIC. They drown their sorrows together with a giant tub of ice cream. However, the ice cream contains POISON! However, it's not lethal poison. BUT THERE ARE SELF-REPLICATING EXPLOSIVE NANOBOTS IN THERE! I then detonate the exploding nanobots and they both die.
I comment that I do not need to say what I am targeting for the Sword Drive, because it is part of a chain attack, where one attacks the same target until it dies, then automatically moves to the next target. I think that I am on the chestplate? If I am not, I move there and attack the less-damaged Breastplate, by using Bowser's overpowered Down-Air move. I then follow that up with the move that basically does the same thing: Bowser's Down-B, the Bowser Bomb. Please note, these both strike straight down at the Breastplate, so if you are standing on the less heavily damaged Breastplate, GET OUT OF THE WAY! My final bit of this action is to place a Phoenix Down on a nearby Zombified Ally, which instantly kills a zombie, or undead enemy(I know that will be nerfed a lot, but it's worth a shot). (Bye, bye, phantom train!)
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@gutza; I prefer to think of two sorts of plasma weapons, one that's basically an enormous blowtorch of death, and the "lance" design I use normally, which amounts to an electromagnetic tube pushing the atmosphere out of the way, then filling with dense plasma to act as a beam weapon of sorts. Not much more than a crappy flamethrower with standard noble-gas plasma, but if you use actively fusing hydrogen, well.
Eight turns left... are we halfway there? Please tell me the answer is yes...
Suddenly, we all hear a rumbling in the distance... looking around, someone spots a giant motorboat moving through the Sea of Red-Dragon ness! The motorboat shines in the distance with an unearthly light... it's clear that it brings a message with it, and that message is HOPE! At this distance and speed, it appears that the motorboat will arrive in three turns from now! So, all we(or I, so I can initiate this) have to do is survive for three more turns!
Everyone nearby has to stop and look at the glorious motorboat! Yes, even the enemies! They all bow down in rapture at the mere sight of this amazing, wonderful, GLORIOUS piece of machinery! And they don't even know what's on it, but what they do know is that whatever it is, IT CAN AND WILL SAVE THEM!
They know there's only one way to welcome their lord and savior; an AMAZING MOTORBOAT WELCOMING PARTY! Everyone scrambles to grab the supplies, totally forgetting about the battle at hand!
Well crap. Zombie Lothyra uses another Tiny Antimatter Canister by injecting it into the IAC-FR, then fires the shot at Piono. Sorry about that. Meanwhile, on the T.A.R.D.I.S., Jeb is twiddling his thumbs, when suddenly he is teleported straight to the Head (I'm using the zombie loophole for the no-side characters rule).
Wha? Eh. Looks like it's time to lay the hurt on this... thing. How does it even support its weight? Eh. Doesn't matter.
Jeb then dons armor similar to Lothyra's ,but built for a kerbal.
Let's see if this jetpack I installed won't blow up in my face.
On the armor's back, a pair of covers open, revealing two tubes set into the armor. Twin jets of flame shoot out, propelling our intrepid kerbal into the sky on a quite unstable trajectory.
The motorboat of HOPE and LIGHT continues forward as everyone(and when I say everyone, I mean everyone's random generic unnamed minions... the main people haven't actually stopped attacking) continues to help set up the party, directed by me! We get pavilions, streamers, party hats, and more! We set them all up on a random non-destroyed island relatively close to the Incarnate! But we realize that isn't enough to properly welcome this bearer of hope...
We get the refreshments out! Cakes! Sodas! MORE CAKES! We get a giant wedding-style cake with no less than 100 layers, each layer as tall as a tow-story building! Anyone who attempts to ask a question about the structural integrity of the cake is shot! And then revived, and then reminded that we're in Minecraft!
The wedding cake has the giant words "HOPE!" displayed on top of it! Realizing that it all STILL isn't enough, we add fireworks to the words! Then sparklers! Then EXPLOSIONS, made from an infinite explosion generator that generates explosions infinitely! We also erect a giant, cult-style church nearby, and dress in cult robes, and attempt to spread our message of hope to everyone, including the godmodder! Needless to say, a few of the minions end up dead... But it was all in the name of sacrifice.
I change the track to a tune more fitting of a final battle...right after forcing the Incarnate to battle Yiazmat for a short time.
Yiazmat, the hell-wyrm with 50 million hp and instant death attacks everywhere. After a few of those attacks on the less damaged breastplate, he leaves to go torture other video gamers.
I also inject an energy tank into myself, and blast the Breastplate with Hyper Mode.
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No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
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Wilson's Shop: $374 (+2 to Wilson)
Battlefield: I play some healing blues for Split, before realizing it's not actually a type of music, and just use it on Split normally.
@Talist: Yeah, that was the plan at first, but I decided I didn't want to have to restate it a half dozen times later because people didn't bother looking for it.
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Blue, now in the main room, knocks on Wilson's door.
I steal Biscuits' oven. I then hold a WONDERFUL PARTY for Teh and Ninjatwist. It has FIFTY CAKES! The two celebrate and pig out. However, while nobody was looking, Lex Luthor stole 40 cakes. That's as many as FOUR TENS! AND THAT'S TERRIBLE. This horrible fact deals damage to the two of them. I then reveal that the cake.... WAS A PIE! This nonsensical revelation causes Teh and Ninjatwist to faint. They then wake up handcuffed together, and are told that they have to get a key. Unfortunately there are two separate paths, and the two have to cooperate to get to the end, with GRATUITOUS CO-OP MECHANICS. However, they're still handcuffed, and have to maneuver the handcuff chain so that it doesn't touch any of the high-voltage wiring I saw fit to sprinkle around like a jerk. Needless to say they make it through after a large amount of electrical shocking. They then get to the key, but the wrong person got to it, and the keyhole is on the other person's handcuff! They then have to backtrack all the way back through the tunnel, and finally make it back together. They then use the key, but it was... actually the right key. They then die because I've been keeping them in an oven and I just filled it with lava.
Yo! Zambies! Avoid killing people if at all possible!
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Okay... Now that I'm on the chestplate, I use COMBAT OPERANDI: DECIMATION, targeting the low-health breastplate. If it is not there, I use DECIMATION on the low-health metal plate.
Good job dying, Pit. Now i would have to bail you out, but considering your little problem, i think it would be probably more useful to just take your place for the time being.
...I am not particularly going to enjoy this, am i?
I take the long and scenic route over to whatever hell we're at and punt Pit over to play with the Hole filled with Bomb Men.
"HATRED!"
PitTheAngel was replaced with Dark Pit!
Dark Pit was fully healed!
Dark Pit is invincible this turn!
Dark Pit's next attack will crit! (If Talist is what to go by)
Now, how should i start...?
Oh, let's try this out. Haven't tried it since i actually got it.
I test out the Umbra Scepter on the Metal Plates (Gamble Enabled).
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(GREEN)Well, my Raspberry Helmet has notified me of an upcoming event on July 13th that warrants the Hypetrain.(END GREEN) The Raspberry Helmet starts rerouting the Hypetrain's route...
The Hypetrain, now in interstellar travel, blasts full-throttle towards Godcraft. It starts re-entry at ludicrous speed, then switches to in-athmospheric hypewing travel. It barrels straight through the metal plates, almost causing a hypesplosion. Most of the kinetic energy has been deposited into the Incarnate, and instantly turns to heat. Every internal component starts overheating. Mysteriously, none of the outer parts of the Incarnate overheats.
The Hypetrain starts tumbling to the ground, then instantly accelerates. It blasts a hole through god craft and speeds back to it's destination.
Act 1!
I thought I had Runic Shielding, which prevents a death with 1 HP?...Hopefully I did.
If I did NOT survive, I Immediately go hogwild with bombs and throw an insane amount onto every player that I can possibly hit. Just an utter wave of bombs, everywhere. Showers upon showers of bombs, explosions everywhere. When that's done, I toss out a wave of burning fire as well for good measure, and then a wave of burning Oblivion energies as well for better measure.
If a GM mistake means I survived, I do the exact same thing, except the bombs, 'fire' and Oblivion Eneriges are instead Creation-based, forcing massive damage upon the Metal plates because the whole machine's anathema is Creation Energies, natch.
...Oh right Runic Shielding. TWIN COMPLAINTS HERE. Anyways just... retarget this at the Entity Orb if I'm alive.
I walk up to babysphee. Since he's totally not doing anything useful whatsoever, I casually walk up to him. I then notice Balloon Boy there, and acknowledge its existence. Anyways, I'm a zombie now. Whoop-dee-do.
Aw, that's no attitude to take! I step in to brighten the overall mood, and pull out some artifacts of pure joy!
...Wait. I call BS on this. There is literally no way you could have-
It's all in our faith.
...You know I should be a bit less surprised by now. Whatever.
Anyways, I pull out the Colorful Wands, and brighten babysphee's day with my HAPPY LOVE JOY BUNNIES CHERUBS majyyks. Mysteriously, he seems to have been hurt by this. I conclude that he's clearly just not HAPPY enough, and needs more LOVE! I then marry him and Balloon Boy, and everyone shows up for the wedding.
However, Balloon Boy reveals that he is actually not Balloon Boy, and instead reveals that it was THE GREATEST HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL MISDIRECTION PLAY OF ALL TIME. He then gets all of the touchdowns. All of them. This heartbreak causes babysphee to despair, as well as TSFHISEPIC. They drown their sorrows together with a giant tub of ice cream. However, the ice cream contains POISON! However, it's not lethal poison. BUT THERE ARE SELF-REPLICATING EXPLOSIVE NANOBOTS IN THERE! I then detonate the exploding nanobots and they both die.
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I comment that I do not need to say what I am targeting for the Sword Drive, because it is part of a chain attack, where one attacks the same target until it dies, then automatically moves to the next target. I think that I am on the chestplate? If I am not, I move there and attack the less-damaged Breastplate, by using Bowser's overpowered Down-Air move. I then follow that up with the move that basically does the same thing: Bowser's Down-B, the Bowser Bomb. Please note, these both strike straight down at the Breastplate, so if you are standing on the less heavily damaged Breastplate, GET OUT OF THE WAY! My final bit of this action is to place a Phoenix Down on a nearby Zombified Ally, which instantly kills a zombie, or undead enemy(I know that will be nerfed a lot, but it's worth a shot). (Bye, bye, phantom train!)
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
@gutza; I prefer to think of two sorts of plasma weapons, one that's basically an enormous blowtorch of death, and the "lance" design I use normally, which amounts to an electromagnetic tube pushing the atmosphere out of the way, then filling with dense plasma to act as a beam weapon of sorts. Not much more than a crappy flamethrower with standard noble-gas plasma, but if you use actively fusing hydrogen, well.
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
I snap out of my trance and suddenly drop all my gear onto the ground causing a huge earthquake!
I repack my gear and apologize for any losses in the earthquake.
If you are seeing this, you are qualified to win.....nothing! Have a nice day! You might wanna click these!
Bottom of the lake. Nothing past here.
W-W-W-W--W--W-W--W-WW-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
You can win guys! Beat him! Destroy that pyramid! You may need to smoke him out... Go to the top room, and say the decoded words...."MSEKO VLIES"
Eh, i only have this cartoonishly stylized bombs left. Oh, i know! *paints a skull on them* Yes.
I use these cartoonishly stylized skullbombs to blow up more Metal Plates! I also heal a random player with the No Joke!
-----
No Joke
UBER: 3 Charge
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
I pull out Seventh Sin and overheal myself with it.
"..aaaahhh... That felt really good to do that."
I pause for a while, letting the echoing feeling of sheer power I had during the comb rave flow through me, then move onto the chestplate.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Eight turns left... are we halfway there? Please tell me the answer is yes...
Suddenly, we all hear a rumbling in the distance... looking around, someone spots a giant motorboat moving through the Sea of Red-Dragon ness! The motorboat shines in the distance with an unearthly light... it's clear that it brings a message with it, and that message is HOPE! At this distance and speed, it appears that the motorboat will arrive in three turns from now! So, all we(or I, so I can initiate this) have to do is survive for three more turns!
Everyone nearby has to stop and look at the glorious motorboat! Yes, even the enemies! They all bow down in rapture at the mere sight of this amazing, wonderful, GLORIOUS piece of machinery! And they don't even know what's on it, but what they do know is that whatever it is, IT CAN AND WILL SAVE THEM!
They know there's only one way to welcome their lord and savior; an AMAZING MOTORBOAT WELCOMING PARTY! Everyone scrambles to grab the supplies, totally forgetting about the battle at hand!
(To be continued...)
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Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 8/9
Antimatter Buster Nuke: Used.
Tiny Antimatter Canisters: 7
Antimatter Torpedoes: 16. Reloading.
==Actions==
Well crap. Zombie Lothyra uses another Tiny Antimatter Canister by injecting it into the IAC-FR, then fires the shot at Piono. Sorry about that. Meanwhile, on the T.A.R.D.I.S., Jeb is twiddling his thumbs, when suddenly he is teleported straight to the Head (I'm using the zombie loophole for the no-side characters rule).
Wha? Eh. Looks like it's time to lay the hurt on this... thing. How does it even support its weight? Eh. Doesn't matter.
Jeb then dons armor similar to Lothyra's ,but built for a kerbal.
Let's see if this jetpack I installed won't blow up in my face.
On the armor's back, a pair of covers open, revealing two tubes set into the armor. Twin jets of flame shoot out, propelling our intrepid kerbal into the sky on a quite unstable trajectory.
Yeehaw!
Warning. Flight path unstable. Activate computer control?
Nah.
Jeb takes out a IAC-FR and fires a volley of toroidal plasma bolts at the Scarred Metal.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
The motorboat of HOPE and LIGHT continues forward as everyone(and when I say everyone, I mean everyone's random generic unnamed minions... the main people haven't actually stopped attacking) continues to help set up the party, directed by me! We get pavilions, streamers, party hats, and more! We set them all up on a random non-destroyed island relatively close to the Incarnate! But we realize that isn't enough to properly welcome this bearer of hope...
We get the refreshments out! Cakes! Sodas! MORE CAKES! We get a giant wedding-style cake with no less than 100 layers, each layer as tall as a tow-story building! Anyone who attempts to ask a question about the structural integrity of the cake is shot! And then revived, and then reminded that we're in Minecraft!
The wedding cake has the giant words "HOPE!" displayed on top of it! Realizing that it all STILL isn't enough, we add fireworks to the words! Then sparklers! Then EXPLOSIONS, made from an infinite explosion generator that generates explosions infinitely! We also erect a giant, cult-style church nearby, and dress in cult robes, and attempt to spread our message of hope to everyone, including the godmodder! Needless to say, a few of the minions end up dead... But it was all in the name of sacrifice.
Sacrifice FOR THE GREATER GOOD.
THE GREATER GOOD OF HOPE.
(To be continued...)
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I change the track to a tune more fitting of a final battle...right after forcing the Incarnate to battle Yiazmat for a short time.
Yiazmat, the hell-wyrm with 50 million hp and instant death attacks everywhere. After a few of those attacks on the less damaged breastplate, he leaves to go torture other video gamers.
I also inject an energy tank into myself, and blast the Breastplate with Hyper Mode.
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
Potions: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x2, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $374 (+2 to Wilson)
Battlefield: I play some healing blues for Split, before realizing it's not actually a type of music, and just use it on Split normally.
@Talist: Yeah, that was the plan at first, but I decided I didn't want to have to restate it a half dozen times later because people didn't bother looking for it.
-HMAS Ship-
Blue, now in the main room, knocks on Wilson's door.
I have some news, if you're awake.
I steal Biscuits' oven. I then hold a WONDERFUL PARTY for Teh and Ninjatwist. It has FIFTY CAKES! The two celebrate and pig out. However, while nobody was looking, Lex Luthor stole 40 cakes. That's as many as FOUR TENS! AND THAT'S TERRIBLE. This horrible fact deals damage to the two of them. I then reveal that the cake.... WAS A PIE! This nonsensical revelation causes Teh and Ninjatwist to faint. They then wake up handcuffed together, and are told that they have to get a key. Unfortunately there are two separate paths, and the two have to cooperate to get to the end, with GRATUITOUS CO-OP MECHANICS. However, they're still handcuffed, and have to maneuver the handcuff chain so that it doesn't touch any of the high-voltage wiring I saw fit to sprinkle around like a jerk. Needless to say they make it through after a large amount of electrical shocking. They then get to the key, but the wrong person got to it, and the keyhole is on the other person's handcuff! They then have to backtrack all the way back through the tunnel, and finally make it back together. They then use the key, but it was... actually the right key. They then die because I've been keeping them in an oven and I just filled it with lava.
Redirect this at Entity Orb 3 if I'm not dead.
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1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Yo! Zambies! Avoid killing people if at all possible!
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[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Okay... Now that I'm on the chestplate, I use COMBAT OPERANDI: DECIMATION, targeting the low-health breastplate. If it is not there, I use DECIMATION on the low-health metal plate.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
DARK PIT'S TURN (3/3 Actions Remaining):
Anthem: ONLINE
Good job dying, Pit. Now i would have to bail you out, but considering your little problem, i think it would be probably more useful to just take your place for the time being.
...I am not particularly going to enjoy this, am i?
I take the long and scenic route over to whatever hell we're at and punt Pit over to play with the Hole filled with Bomb Men.
"HATRED!"
PitTheAngel was replaced with Dark Pit!
Dark Pit was fully healed!
Dark Pit is invincible this turn!
Dark Pit's next attack will crit! (If Talist is what to go by)
Now, how should i start...?
Oh, let's try this out. Haven't tried it since i actually got it.
I test out the Umbra Scepter on the Metal Plates (Gamble Enabled).
I annoy Richard by telling him that he's been beat once and we can do it again!
Come to kspcity! Transportation
http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/ http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/tra
Industry
http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/ind
I CURSE a METAL PLATE with CURSE.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Post 1
(GREEN)Well, my Raspberry Helmet has notified me of an upcoming event on July 13th that warrants the Hypetrain.(END GREEN)
The Raspberry Helmet starts rerouting the Hypetrain's route...
The Hypetrain, now in interstellar travel, blasts full-throttle towards Godcraft. It starts re-entry at ludicrous speed, then switches to in-athmospheric hypewing travel. It barrels straight through the metal plates, almost causing a hypesplosion. Most of the kinetic energy has been deposited into the Incarnate, and instantly turns to heat. Every internal component starts overheating. Mysteriously, none of the outer parts of the Incarnate overheats.
The Hypetrain starts tumbling to the ground, then instantly accelerates. It blasts a hole through god craft and speeds back to it's destination.