You guys DO know the Chestplate is ON FIRE right now.
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[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I summon a Wrestling ring and briefly turn a Metal Plate into a generic Wrestler, then activate one of the strongest abilities I possess. I ready my super ability, and proceed to unleash the legendary Glitch Bomb, a Verboten Finisher capable of killing millions under normal circumstances. The lifeless planet and my demi-deity like figures standing around me makes this mostly irrelevant, and it hardly harms me, but puts a healthy opponent into near-exhaustion without fail, making insane offenses like 32-5 pin counts possible. I proceed to use the Glitch Bomb ten times in a row, then pin the Metal Plate fourty times. Each time it is pinned, I give it a liberal stabbing with the Heat Death. It fails to get a pin as well due to its weakened state. Eventually it ends and the metal plate de-transforms, but I cut it up some more anyways.
...
Golden Freddy reappears in a blast of static, completely unharmed. He looks at Hank, and back at Babysphee who has somehow managed to get back aboard, defying even more logic than before.
"IT APPEARS THAT OUR FRIEND HERE IS SOMETHING ELSE. NAMELY. HIS ABILITY TO IGNORE ALL COMMON SENSE AND ATTACKING A COMMON ENEMY IS SO UNPRECEDENTEDLY LARGE, THAT HE SIMPLY IGNORED THE FACT YOU SPARTA KICKED HIM, AND CAME BACK. YOU IDIOT [REDACTED] I AM NOT GOING TO LET HIM HIT ME AND HAVE YOU SAVE MY [REDACTED]."
Golden Freddy immediately teleports away in a blast of static right before Babysphee hits him, coincidentally in front of the Open door of the TARDIS, sending him out of there.
"GO MURDER THE INCARNATE YOU [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED]!!!"
I summon a Wrestling ring and briefly turn a Metal Plate into a generic Wrestler, then activate one of the strongest abilities I possess. I ready my super ability, and proceed to unleash the legendary Glitch Bomb, a Verboten Finisher capable of killing millions under normal circumstances. The lifeless planet and my demi-deity like figures standing around me makes this mostly irrelevant, and it hardly harms me, but puts a healthy opponent into near-exhaustion without fail, making insane offenses like 32-5 pin counts possible. I proceed to use the Glitch Bomb ten times in a row, then pin the Metal Plate fourty times. Each time it is pinned, I give it a liberal stabbing with the Heat Death. It fails to get a pin as well due to its weakened state. Eventually it ends and the metal plate de-transforms, but I cut it up some more anyways.
...
Golden Freddy reappears in a blast of static, completely unharmed. He looks at Hank, and back at Babysphee who has somehow managed to get back aboard, defying even more logic than before.
"IT APPEARS THAT OUR FRIEND HERE IS SOMETHING ELSE. NAMELY. HIS ABILITY TO IGNORE ALL COMMON SENSE AND ATTACKING A COMMON ENEMY IS SO UNPRECEDENTEDLY LARGE, THAT HE SIMPLY IGNORED THE FACT YOU SPARTA KICKED HIM, AND CAME BACK. YOU IDIOT [REDACTED] I AM NOT GOING TO LET HIM HIT ME AND HAVE YOU SAVE MY [REDACTED]."
Golden Freddy immediately teleports away in a blast of static right before Babysphee hits him, coincidentally in front of the Open door of the TARDIS, sending him out of there.
"GO MURDER THE INCARNATE YOU [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED]!!!"
>travis: go back to the enragement child to report your failure
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My eye twitches involuntarily
Those jokes... they have corrupted me...
From now on, I must add a horrible joke to my attacks
I start coughing on build, and then ask
What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
If you have bird flu you need tweetment, and if you have swine flu you need oinkment
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My action: I call in an airstrike of water balloons on the Incarnate's chestplate. However, rather than being filled with water, these water balloons are filled with Bose-Einstein Condensate and they rapidly chill the metal. Know what happens to heated metal when it flash freezes? The rapid contraction makes the metal shatter.
I also fill the Potion Syringe with a Potion of Zeus and use that on Split.
@BabySphee: Seriously. There are more important things to worry about than trying to beat up other people's side characters. If you want a few examples, we have... the universe sized dragon that is somehow still making its way here despite all the scientific impossibilities I've pointed out, the million foot high mech of death and doom, the hoard of zombies wandering around, the fact the Godmodder is on 1 HP, and the army of other godmodders who are back from the dead, just to name a few.
My stuff: (I took another Potion of War II. If I die, I plan to Kitsune Charm my weapon with the potion so that even as I'm whacking people, I'm still helping them somewhat.)
Potion of Flares, Potion of Oblivion, Potion of War II, and Potion of Temperature.
EVERYTHING IN THE EMPORIUM IS NOW FREE FOR ALL TO USE TO FIGHT THE INCARNATE! Anyone who is injured and about to die can pick up something like a Potion of Zeus or Nectar Cake.
Total wealth = 521$ (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Just take whatever you want as long as you, a: share and b: use it against the Incarnate in some way. You can keep giving Wilson +2s if you like, but they'll do literally nothing except maybe give Wilson a bigger bath of gold to jump into once all is said and done.
Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (lvl 1, gives crits)
Potion of Magic x1 (lvl 1, random effects)
Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (lvl 2, says on the tin)
Potion of Nectar x2 (lvl 2, healing and crit)
Splash potion of Critmist II x4 (lvl 3, crits)
Potion of Ambrosa x1 (lvl 3, healing + crits)
Nectar cake x2 (lvl 3, healing food. Not a potion)
Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff)
Potion of Fury x3 (lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++)
Potion of Armor x2 (lvl 1, dmg reduction)
Potion of War II x1 (lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken)
Potion of Zeus x1 (lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
Potion of Water Armor x2 (lvl1, armor while in water)
Potion of Moonlight x1 (lvl 1, regen)
Potion of Fortune x2 (lvl 1, more ores)
Potion of HellSun x3 (lvl 1, Powers of the Nether)
Potion of Kitsune II x1 (lvl 3, Legendary fox)
Potion of IMAAGGGGGINNNNNATTTIOOONNNNN x1 (lvl 2, Great! Now all you need is a box, Squidward!)
Splash extended Potion of Flares x1 (lvl 3, burning cuts)
Potion of Crimson x3 (lvl 1, bleed)
Potion of Fear x2 (lvl 1, fear)
Splash Corruption Potion x2 (lvl 1, glitch)
Splash potion of Temperature II x2 (lvl 5, fire and ice cuts)
Extended Splash potion of Charring x2 (lvl 5, unhealing cuts)
Splash Potion of Oblivion II x2 (lvl 5, Life stealing cuts) ERROR! USE OF THESE IS DANGEROUS!
-H-M-A-S----S-H-I-P-
@Fseftr: Oh... ... ... Well alright then. I thought you wanted it to be a bit of an Easter egg.
Wilson's eyes slowly fluttered shut again while gazing into the void. He didn't know where they were going, or if they were even going anywhere at all. But he trusted Blue to not fly them into a black hole or something.
Alright, good news and good news: school's over for me so I won't have to take long absences devoted entirely to locking myself in a room all day and studying anymore, and the quoting bug is fixed, finally. Let me know if you prefer the hyperlinking method over this one, because some people did and I'd like to have a lot of player input on this.
Sorry Twin, I just got really annoyed. Of course, I am likely still going to try to eat you, but thats because I AM technically still a zombie.
And honestly, I knew that the whole point of the anti-side-character thing was to prevent multiple actions, which was why I was still only taking 1 action per turn. I just wanted to add some flavor to my posts (I literally was going to do the same thing anyways, I just thought it would be more interesting to use SCP-2317), so I honestly thought you would let that through because I was still only taking 1 action per turn, especially since you said "In fact, that gives him just enough time to take everyone's side characters (not just the Planet Express Crew, anyone that would serve as an additional action/attack in your posts) and loads them into the TARDIS too.". The issue was that despite the fact that I stated afterwards that I was going to do the same things SCP-2317 did, I still ended up losing a whole turn of attacks over the misunderstanding. However, I will stats that SCP-2317 will still go away, because I did not think his attacks through (why would he give up an all-you-can-eat buffet in an offscreen universe to try to get revenge on the one thing that could kill him?), and that that was actually me pretending to be SCP-2317 if those attacks are let through (or just drop those attacks away anyways). So yes I did have a legitimate point, but I still took it out of proportion.
EDIT: About why I think the Curse of Anti-Respawn ruins gameplay, basically: if you spent a whole game trying to defeat a main villian, and then at the end you got mind controlled and had to help the villian you spent the whole game fighting, would you quit?
/null
Okay, you did. Fair enough. I shouldn't have noped the attacks because they were from a side character based on what you just said, I suppose. Although, SCP-2317's attacks would have probably been out of line anyway, but whatever. I accept your apology.
I don't know, I guess I might want to quit. I would just try to cure myself as quickly as possible.
>I try to attack Crusher48 as a joke when we're on separate legs, meaning it shouldn't have even worked (He was on Right, i was on Left)
>It somehow goes through
>Crusher48 attacks me despite still being on separate parts meaning it also shouldn't have worked (That time i was on the Chestplate and he never could have moved and then attacked me on that post because he was still technically on the Right Leg)
>That goes through
why?
You didn't damage Crusher though! And Zombies are exempt from the normal rules governing zone travel, for future reference. They can go wherever they want whenever they want.
Wow. I did not expect my "Reason you Suck Speech" to cause the Godmodder to forgo his turn. I'm actually somewhat proud. I guess, since I never moved, I run straight up the left leg. If I can, I move to the chest plate. I then start a Chain Attack A La Xenoblade Chronicles.
"FINAL CROSS!!!!!"
Mechanics of Xenoblade Chain Attacks: Chain attacks allow for certain bonus effects which would be resisted otherwise to go through as normal. Final Cross, for instance, forces topple on an enemy, which makes certain every follow up attack hits. During Chain Attacks, because Video Game Logic, the enemy is absolutely still.
The other major mechanic is the Multiplier. Every art in the game is either Colorless or colored. The Multiplier starts out at one for the first attack. If it is followed by a colorless art or an art of the same color, the multiplier moves up by one. If a colorless art is used, any attack can follow, and it will raise the multiplier. The multiplier goes up to 5, and is the factor by which damage is multiplied by. A 4000 damage attack with a 3 multiplier would do 12000 damage.
Current Multiplier: 1
Use Green or Colorless arts to raise the multiplier!
Note, everyone who participates in the chain attack uses up one action, and no more. However, they can continue it as long as: They continue the attack within 7 attacks of the last attack, and they were not the last person to attack. Basically, the only way this works is by using, "The real superpower of teamwork".
Twinbuilder, I recommend looking up the exact bonuses of each art as they come up: I am going to sleep for the day, so if anyone continues the attack, I cannot explain the exact circumstances of the attack. Sorry about that.
Now watch as no one responds to this!
Also, did my "Talking is a free action" joke not count, because I don't see it referenced.
You move up to the Chestplate! You start a Final Cross Attack!
I don't think you get the point of why this shouldn't have worked: THERE WAS NO WAY IT COULD'VE WORKED WITHIN NORMAL GAME PARAMETERS IN THE FIRST PLACE. Even ignoring that, you still weren't in range of attacking because i was on a different area then you at all times during last turn, and if we can't attack the Left Arm while on the Chestplate, then a player on the Right Leg shouldn't be able to interact with a player on the Left Leg/Chestplate (And that actually happened: see TT2000 Post 2/3). It's that what i'm getting at: Why is this kind of inconsistency going through a ton?
And unrelated: i found the source of what's making quotes break: the part is removed when you begin editing because i'm not sure yet (could be how text is formatted in showing the editing window).
But enough rambling, let's do a turn:
PIT_ICARUS' TURN (3/3 Actions Remaining):
I tell FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW to just use a second action to move to the chestplate and then start the combo to ensure it works. I then continue with the barrage of attacks against the Chestplate, this time in brilliant Commando Bomb-flavored explosives! (PitTheAngel does not condone the eating of Commando Bombs seriously why would you even want to eat bombs i shouldn't even need to disclaim this seriously are we that bad at common sense nowadays)
You hit some random armor plates on the Chestplate and nothing happens! The Incarnate uses the explosive energy stored inside of the bombs and channels it into the Superlaser so, when the time comes, it can fire a devastating explosion laser!
Pit, it's not quite that simple? I mean p tags get added to the quote opening (heck if I know why) so that also messes things up.
Anyways, I pull the Cherub's Monado from the depths of my mind, since I can't get Beat to do anything, and follow up on the Chain Attack with a Monado Eater, damaging the Entity Orb on the chestplate and inflicting Bleed on it.
You add onto the Chain Attack with a Monado Eater! It's Colorless and raises the Multiplier to 2! Multiplier'd 12,000 damage to the Entity Orb! Bleed inflicted on the Entity Orb!
My Action: I capture an Omega Godmodder, then teleport off to the End with him. "Okay, not-the-Godmodder-but-still-a-godmodder, there are 2 ways out of this. Either you cure me, in which case I send you back with an honor guard of endermen, or you fail to cure me, in which case I eat you, which should cure me anyways. For the record, since you have shown the ability to just ignore the Godmodder's curses before, I doubt you lack the power to do this (OOC: even if he does lack the power, I honestly don't care). And just in case you try anything, watch all those eyes looking at you (hint: they are the 1st ESFB, which will perform the Combat Operandi of the same name if you try anything other than curing me). So, which option do you choose?"
This one will probably be shorter. But also stronger. This attack will attempt to boost damage very heavily all over the INCARNATE, because psychology, but will not do any damage on its own.
Ugh, I’m tired of typing in that stupid font to differentiate myself. I’m the only one left. Why should I have to?
Destroying things is fun. It lets you feel like you’re in control, that you have power over the universe. Of course, you don’t. I’ve learned that recently. Destroying things isn’t any more unpredictable. You just play right into their hands. Everything you do plays right into the entity's hands. It isn’t fair. I suppose it’s time I gave up on that. Maybe I have to play Paradox Space’s game to get what I want.
I’m supposed to be a Sylph of Mind, am I, Sburb? One who heals the decisions of others, gives them reason? Well, I sure have done an awful job of that so far. I think it’s time I started fulfilling my role.
My teal God Tier hoodie / robe flickers onto me. I stare up at the man I have grudgingly served for the duration of the war. Richard Persson, as he calls himself. He’s gone utterly mad. Mad with power, mad with the power of destruction. It’s not hard to see things from his point of view. His world has crumbled around him, torn apart by the players he intended to subjugate. He is going schizophrenic, the remaining influence of the Glitch slowly but surely driving him insane and splitting him in two. The entire Universe B wants him dead, including a monstrous supercomputer that has taken over his home universe because of him. It’s no surprise Richard is utterly insane. But I can try to help him see reason.
I hover off of the probably ruined left leg and over to the Chestplate. Teal energies swirl around me as I look THROUGH the plating to what is inside. The Mind symbol glows above my head and on my clothes.
“Richard. Stop this madness. You know you’ll destroy yourself too. You don’t want to become a second Lord English, do you? This will only end in your death, either way. Either the Eclipse hits and kills us all, including you, and Binary is left to take control of Earth and kill your normal self, or we stop you and kill you. The latter seems very likely right now, given the progress we’ve made so far.
“And so what if you do win, and somehow survive? What have you accomplished? You built an amazing thing, Richard. An entire world, with infinite creative potential. But you had to throw that away just so you could follow your random destructive urges? Irresponsible and self-destructive. Surely the act that will lead to your eventual demise. So I ask you now, please STOP this madness before it consumes us all.”
The plating of the Incarnate is forced open by immense telekinetic abilities, exposing the Godmodder inside. My eyes glow a harsh teal, and the Mind symbol appears on his forehead, stunning him. I brace myself as I close my eyes and begin reciting an ancient incantation. My surroundings turn grey as I hurtle into the mindscape.
Inside Richard’s mindscape, a frightening sight indeed, I begin my hunt for Omega and Alpha. Past the grey surroundings and the eternal nightmares that haunt him. Farther and farther, until I encounter a familiar cobalt figure and a similar goldenrod one, repressed far into the mindscape as the Red Dragon’s influence creates a kind of twisted Totality. They will be very surprised to see me here, no doubt. I raise my hand, and every alchemy I’ve ever made flashes before me. Atheist’s Grip, my trusty sword. Caledball, the Raven themed sword. The Unagi Blade and Sleight of Hand. Many other stepping stones and items, until the chain finally reaches the very first alchemy I ever made, the first alchemy ANYONE made. The Kinect Wands. They are normal items, without any special abilities, but their history as first item created gives them a special aura of creation. Every single alchemy dissolves into teal light, permanently destroyed. I take out the Pale Valve and funnel all this energy into it. The Valve exhales a giant stream of mist that floats over Omega and Alpha, calming them, healing the rifts in their minds. The mindscape shudders as a change comes across it. Reason fills Richard’s head as he realizes just what he has done.
He remembers something a data construct once asked him, a virus with sentience of its own.
"Do you fear the reaper?"
We all fear the reaper. It’s what makes us alive, in a way. Just as the Virus feared the reaper, as did all the unwitting entities massacred in this horrific war. The ending of the Operator event was said to be too anticlimactic, but it was an important event nonetheless. You don’t realize how much you needed them until you lose them, Richard. Are you really willing to throw everything away like this? Do you fear the reaper?
The Godmodder responds to your first volley of words rather quickly.
GODMODDER: Who's Richard? I don't know who you're talking about. Well of course I do, but I'm not going to answer to that name anymore. I'll make an exception for you.
GODMODDER: Yes, I created this world, GodCraft. A world with "infinite creative potential", just like every other single Minecraft world.
GODMODDER: Really this world isn't that different from any other. We have the Black Monolith, a fully awakened Red Dragon...
GODMODDER: But every other world has its own Yggdrasil, its own First Block, its own Disc of Mojang. Even its own Red Dragon.
GODMODDER: Yes, there is one for EVERY Minecraft world. Now you understand how such a being can have infinite size.
GODMODDER: Minecraftia is a large universe, you know. Very, very large. To accommodate so many worlds and their adjacent dimensions, there needs to be a lot of space to go around.
GODMODDER: A dragon of such size wouldn't be out of place.
GODMODDER: And I'm not going to die thanks to this. Now that I have the power of the Red Dragon, which serves only to amplify my own...
GODMODDER: ...I'm going to remain very much alive. And even if I do die, I'm sure I'll just find a way back. I always do.
GODMODDER: But none of you will, of course. I can always just shut off my Anti-Respawn Curse for myself, and none of you... Heheheh...
GODMODDER: When I'm done here, when I've destroyed Minecraftia... Then I'll think about Earth. Project Binary would make a great sparring partner, you know.
GODMODDER: Oh, one more thing: "random destructive urges"? Really? You think these aren't controlled, as if I'm just doing this for no reason? Of course I have a reason!
GODMODDER: I threw away this world to pursue better goals! Perfect goals!
GODMODDER: Conquest is what drives all successful beings! Sure, you could make a living mainly off of pacifism, like that little fox. But what is he doing? Supplying goods to soldiers, players of war.
GODMODDER: Conquest, more than anything, is what makes the human race, and all other races, tick. It's a fight for supremacy, to see who comes on top. To see who will win, to see who is left standing. I do this, all of this, to BE that man left standing.
GODMODDER: To be the one standing at the top of the mountain and say "I won."
GODMODDER: Sure, my life's work was to make others rage so hard I made actual money off of it. It was very successful, but I had reasons for leaving it behind.
GODMODDER: There was a roadblock: all of you. If I can't make you leave the hard way, I'll settle for the easy way: obliterating you off of the face of the universe with sheer willpower.
GODMODDER: This isn't irresponsible, it's a big responsibility! I need to have something to do with all of this power, not use it all in one place... And this is a very good start.
GODMODDER: I decided to give up my former goal and strive for true conquest because I realized that the rage-quitting business just wasn't working out the way I had hoped; all of you stood in my way. Just like before.
GODMODDER: And let's face it, this is a much better use of my talents.
GODMODDER: So no, I don't think I'm going to stop this madness. Because consuming you all is exactly what I intend to do.
Looks like you can't exactly reason with him... You enter the Godmodder's mind, but it is insanely well-guarded! Using your god tier powers, you manage to break a small defense, and a temporary one at that. It looks like the Godmodder's defenses are deteriorating thanks to his weakened mental state, which is the only reason that you're able to do this... When you enter the Godmodder's mindscape, you can't even tell what you are looking at, or if it is even a mindscape at all. You don't even remember what you see afterwards. But you can single out Alpha and Omega, and deliver your message to them.
The Pale Valve and your message ease the Godmodder's mind considerably... He wonders what he's doing, if he should just go back to his roots... But then the messages of Alpha and the Red Dragon give way, and the Godmodder's mindscape enters a drastic schism. Massive amounts of turbulence race through the Godmodder's mind and you are ejected out of it. But the Incarnate grows still... It looks like you've given the Godmodder doubts!
If the Omega Godmodder actually managed to cure me, I go up to the chestplate and punch an armor plate really hard. So hard, in fact, that the Armor Plate sues the Godmodder for an unsafe workplace, then quits, leaving the Incarnate unprotected in a small area.
Otherwise, I attack the Metroid Prime, a giant monster-thing that attacks by sucking your brains out, by poking a hole straight through the exoskeleton with a ring-mounted Weath Ray (side effects include my finger being anhillated as well), sticking an expandable straw into the gap, and slurping out its brains. I also realize my fleet was turned into zombies (somehow), so I have them do Battle Technique: Fleet Attack on the stupid Metroid Prime's exoskeleton (which really involved them just crashing their ships into Metroid Prime because they have no clue how to fly them), which helps distract it so I have more time to slurp its brains out. I then use the enhanced brain power to figure out what would happen if a zombie did a Comb Rave (if the answer is "zombies cannot do Comb Raves", I vomit back down the hole to Metroid Prime's brains).
5,000 damage to Metroid Prime!
> Crusher48: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => FLEET ATTACK
5,000 damage to Metroid Prime!
Zombies can't do Comb Raves, so you vomit. This does no damage.
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(GREEN)I use Ensemble on the Entity Orb.(END GREEN)
/startnull
After seeing the last update, there is one thing I would like to say. Thank you, Twin. In the time I have been playing DTG2, it has been amazing. It is the one game I play that I can make Tubas that bend space and time, where webcomics are mashed together, where Waluigi reigns supreme over the plot, and where crossovers are literally everywhere. I haven't seen the beginning of DTG2, but I know it was as amazing as it is now. We have had Twin Appreciation Days, but we should have another one.
And, thanks TT for starting the series.
/endnull
A random box falls onto the Incarnate, labeled Twin Appreciation Box. Whenever the button on it is pressed, a large Thank You is screamed at Build and Split. This also somehow heals them.
I withdraw Ergo Sum and create a Conway's Game of Life pattern where snakes and other still lifes form a giant still life face. A wickstretcher extends out from the mouth of the face, slamming into the entity orb at a significant fraction of c. In other words, I attack the Entity Orb with a Game of Life Shoop da Whoop.
I then withdraw the AK-VRS 6. I proceed to absolutely wreck Kevin Hays' WR with my amazing cubing skills, netting myself a 1:10. Oh, and did I mention I gave the Entity Orb both electronic and biological Shockingly Septic Ebola Cancer Flesh Eating Disease?
I use my Comb Rave on the God Arm Shoulder and God Arm Mechanism.
You slowly float into the air, a golden glow supercharging your action. You examine the glow, which surrounds you entirely, pulsating with various layers. You look up and see the source: the eleventh Impetus Comb, hovering above you. It shines brighter than the sun, perfect and immaculate, transmuting honey into pure energy that can perform the most miraculous acts and the most devastating attacks against others. A cloud of worker bees congregate around the Comb, keeping it in check.
Your drone turns to them, and all of the worker bees stop and tremble in your gaze. You extend your hand, and all of the bees feel themselves being pulled by an invisible force - yet a force all too real. It is your own. An extremely large Engietech-class vacuum cleaner having been materialized in front of you, you suck up every single worker bee until there are none left. And since the vacuum is plugged into you, the powers and energies of the worker bees - the task to tend to the Impetus Comb - is now yours.
The golden glow around you intensifies with this fact, forming a bright cubic shield that imbues you with the intrinsic and unspeakably ancient power of sacred geometry and the light of creation. Symbolism that has been repeated far too often, but remains important nonetheless. And using this power, now that you have the might of a Comb Rave at your side, you feel as if you can do amazing things. Powerful things. Things that previously were locked to you, and only now resurface. Now's as good a time as any to at least try. And if it works, well, then you can put on a real show.
Unearthly energy glows through the crevices and cracks of your drones, energy that shines a muted gold. Your eyes flicker from a red color to orange to yellow to lime, cycling through the entire color spectrum before turning a bleached white that casts highly focused spotlights wherever your head turns. Mechanical sounds are omnipresent throughout your drone, gears turning overdrive, systems humming, pistons firing on all cylinders. And the crystal in the middle of your chest is like a maelstrom of light, letting off intense amounts of golden energy that occasionally branches off like lightning and explodes with an audible pop.
You reel back, your chest jutting out, as you aim yourself directly at the Incarnate's Left Arm. A piercing shot of golden destruction arches towards the Left Arm, but then slows in velocity immensely over the course of a few seconds, leaping back towards you and splitting into many different beams that circle around you, forming a hollow golden sphere around you. The cubic shield around you expands to match the dimensions of the sphere exactly. It's worth noting that the sphere is approximately as big as the Incarnate's Chestplate. The sphere glows white and appears to shed holograms off of itself that ebb into emptiness.
The sphere then shrinks to roughly your own size, splitting into twelve other equal-sized spheres that form rings around you. The array of thirteen spheres form two hexagonal arrays: one that matches to the points of the cube hovering around you exactly, and another that is aligned with the other array, yet is much closer to you. The original sphere remains around you, with you encased in it. As you hover in thin air, other sacred geometrical configurations begin to form, each in perfect alignment with the previous ones: a star tetrahedron, an octahedron, a dodecahedron, and an icosahedron. The finished pattern is perhaps the most sacred geometrical construction in reality: Metatron's Cube.
While inside of Metatron's Cube, you feel the already insane power of your Comb Rave being amplified even further, refined by every point of this dimensional divinity. It feels amazing - and impressive - to know that you have all this power now literally at your fingertips, but quite frankly you're getting bored of the light show. You want to know when it's time for you to actually be able to shoot things. And then, every geometrical face of Metatron's Cube shifts out of alignment with reality, as if it was a cracked mirror; each surface reflects a different thing. You see so many universes at once, ones familiar such as Tabletopia, and others far and distant that you don't think you know. To look at these universes through a multiversal looking glass must mean something in the power levels, right? But to physically interact with entire universes at once... That's something else.
In the heart of Metatron's Cube, you draw the complete power of your Rave deep into you, the crystal inside of your chest surging with light as fast as a pulsar; you almost think it's trying to send a message in code. And then, the crystal cracks, and the golden light that was swirling around you instantly loses its luster, shine, and form, turning into liquid darkness. The darkness surges around you, the pristine beauty of Metatron's Cube shattering, its lines turning into sine waves, triangle waves, sawtooths, tangents, all swirling around, pointed like the sharpest of spikes. And you are caught right in the middle. With darkened power, you manage to temporarily surge past the OP Scale, black light overwhelming it for just one attack. And now that that is over, you slip into your fabled True Mode. Losing all of your inhibitors, all of the things that held you back, is key.
Your armor sheds away, and all of the waves become spirals that swirl inside of you, turning you into pure liquid darkness as well. Only the whites of your eyes are visible, and what little crystals remain in your chest still pulse with energy. You glare at the Left Arm, a glare full of hatred, spite, will... yet also curiosity. As if you wonder exactly what it would be like to bite the arm off of a self-declared god drunk on power. You'll feel it soon enough. You clutch your head and your entire body turns into waves, losing all human/avatar-like form. All you are is liquid darkness, your armor floating aimlessly amongst the sky.
Your form mutates and grows, the weight of sacred geometry, blackened light, corruption of innocence, and the destruction of all on your shoulders. You bubble and froth into the form of a sphere, its size the size of the sphere that started Metatron's Cube in the first place, rivaling the Incarnate's own. And then, there is an explosion of infinite darkness and infinite light, pulsing across all of reality, as you lose all physical form and metaphysical form. You now exist on no plane of reality that we know. You are now something else, something foreign to the minds of all. Everyone knows what you are, what you do. They've just never seen you in action, not entirely. And now they will, and are.
You are a hulking mess of energy that pulsates between the darkness of the Void, the grey at the precipice of light and shadow, the bleached white at the start of creation, and colors forever undefined and unknown that no civilization has seen fit to classify. Endless panels of grey metal line your form, giving you the littlest semblance of shape, yet shape all the same. They form a rough outline of armor, and aren't unlike the normal make and model of the metal of your armor. And throughout it all are frequent jagged lines, columns, and rows of crystal, the very same at the heart of your chest. They pierce with light, electricity dancing across their tips, giving you unearthly glows and shadows that make your shape undefinable. You have no human features of any kind. You have no mouth and you must scream. You have no eyes and you must glare. You have no ears and you must listen. You have no teeth and you must eat.
This is the horror of your True Form.
In one motion, you reach up to the tenth Impetus Comb. One second, it's there. The next, half of it is gone, honey spilling out of it. There are no worker bees to attend to it, yet, powered by liquid dark, the honey flows back into the Comb, half of it remaining intact, presumably for another user. It's obvious that you've eaten it, yet your methods are unknown and undesirable. You fly through the sky - no, you are the sky - around the Red Dragon, mingling with it, almost as equals. And then you stare down the Left Arm, and know the task you set out from the beginning of the Rave. Despite lacking any human form, you still retain your deranged mind inside. And you know what you have to do.
The very same thing that happened to the Impetus Comb happens to the Left Arm. One second, it's completely intact and functioning perfectly. The next, the entire lower half of it is gone. Erased. Expunged. Loose wires, pistons, circuits, are all exposed from the stump of the arm, explosions cascading along the Left Arm, everywhere. There was no visual cue or audio cue. No one knew exactly when you would strike, no one could predict it. It just happened. Your movements and attacks cannot be predicted. They're like a universal constant that everyone must live with, whether they like it or not. They're like gravity, one second it keeps your feet on the ground, the next it's what's causing your car to fall off of a cliff after a wrong turn.
But you're still not done. There's one more target standing between you and the power of the Left Arm's weak spot. With little fanfare, you aim for the Left Shoulder. One of the godmodders blinks and misses it. He stared at the Incarnate and saw the Left Shoulder, then shut his eyes for a moment, and when he opened them it was gone. It was nowhere, just a gaping hole cut through the top of the Left Arm. Even more explosions reigned and rained across the Incarnate, and you knew right there that that was good enough.
You slip out of True Form, regaining metaphysical form (there is a sharp shift throughout all of reality) and physical form (your appearance is noted by a large explosion as the air around you violently reacts with its coding being occupied with the same space as you), now resembling a giant blob of dripping monochrome energy, metal plating, and crystal. There's a flash of light, all-encompassing, and you're back in your drone. You careen through the air and land back on the Left Arm with a thud. You wipe the dust off of your hands and look around. Alright then.
{Here's a question, how do Vehicles work? Do they have any value outside of RP? Do they act as sorta-kinda armor? Do they, when armed, count as alchemized weapons of their own level?}
BT-Ruination on the Chestplate!
Also, just for funzies, I look at the result of alchemizing Sten Mk2 SMG && Chauchat Light Machine Gun-US variant.
Vehicles act basically the same way as alchemies, except they're also super-useful for RP.
If I am not on the chest plate, I walk to the chest plate, and use the wonderful arrow (I don't feel like copying down the entire attack again) on the breastplate. I then mash A:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $368 (+2 to Wilson)
Gutza1: Write a really long "Reason You Suck Speech" and a "Reason You Rock Speech." Present the latter first.
There's something I have to say to Twin. Thank you. Thank you for making such a sacrifice to update this game. I know, because my parents also are upset. And I'm just the player.You have demonstrated the patience of a saint. You let Pricey (I'm not glitching that out. We should all admit that he happened and learn from the experience) do his blatant disrespect for Rule Zero for so long. You offered Crusher a compromise when other GMs would show him the door. You have had to pander to 25-30 players, some of whom *cough* Generic, Fseftr *cough* have showed themselves to be jerks, and you have generated enough respect from us that we almost always listen to your rulings. And don't think you haven't accomplished anything; that this wasn't worth it. You managed to turn a silly forum game into a massive multiversal plotline, something that can be called "well-written." Not many people can do that, and do that well. I can see you growing up to become an author or script writer or game designer. And DTG2 has helped you improve your writing. It wasn't all a waste. So thank you again for taking your time to do this for us. The future of the DTG franchise looks bright. And none of this would have happened if it wasn't for you.
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 7/9
Antimatter Buster Nuke: Not used.
Tiny Antimatter Canisters: 8
Antimatter Torpedoes: 17. Reloading...
==Actions==
Lothyra heals herself by using Megaversal. Then she looks at the Godmodder.
Well well well Richard, it seems you have decided to change your name. You want to hide behind your reputation. You feel that having a normal name makes you weaker. But let me tell you something. Do you know why characters in fictional works tend to live longer if they have names, while the nameless die left and right? That's because giving a character a real name makes them human. It makes the audience sympathize with them, just like how showing their face in a movie makes the audience sympathize with them. And do you know what human (and by this I mean sapient creatures) and "round" characters have? Flaws. Redeeming features. Personality traits. Ideals. Internal conflict. In short, they are interesting. The audience cares about them. But when you strip away that "humanness" and complexity by hiding your name, you become generic and boring. Just another baby-eating, dog-kicking villain with no motivation apart from "kill stuff because I'm evil MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" That's what you were before, and that's what you're becoming now. Just a mustache-twirling overlord that was vanquished by the "Good Guys." Is that really what you want to be remembered? You'll be in the same place as all of the Saturday morning cartoon villains. You'll be ultimately forgotten. Think about it. Are you human and round, or are you just somebody that we have to fight? Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go damage you glorious image.
Lothyra then gets into the FPES and flies to the Head.
I give the Entity Orb 3 a lesson on kindness and respect.
First, it has to learn to be kind, even to people it hates. It is shown pictures of people it doesn't like (ALL AG'S, all AG entities, and, uh... it's mother?). If even a single bit of hatred enters its thoughts, I send 10,000,000 volts of electricity inside it. After 15 successful tries(and a few more unsuccessful ones), I move on,
Second, it must learn to be kind, even when it's life is threatened. It must say kind words to a group of 10,000 really buff Dragonball Z guys who beat it up with their fists. It must go a 1-hour period without trying to fight back or cease its stream of kind words, even after the point where pain would disable its motor functions. Failure results in the period starting over and another zap.
Finally, it must learn respect. An old guy comes up, and tells Entity Orb 3 to jump off a cliff, into spiky shark death world. If Entity Orb 3 refuses, I zap it. It asks about the purpose of the lesson, and I say that logic doesn't matter-he's old! YOU MUST RESPECT HIM! The entity orb must jump off the cliff, then stay in spiky shark death world for 10 hours before the old man lets him go. The old man happily tells him that the experience "built character"!
The entity orb gets so mad he tries to attack the old man, and I zap the Entity orb, and then realize that my lessons failed! I'll have to repeat them all over again!
The entity orb hears what I said and has a predictable reaction.
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x2, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $370 (+2 to Wilson)
Battlefield: I feed Build a potion of nectar
Love you too, Gutza.
-Epilogue-
-HMAS Ship/FseftrAI Mainframe-
Admin login attempt detected...
Commencing retinal scan...
Result match: "Blue", Admin-5
Access authorized.
Opening HMA Network Versatile IM Client...
Connecting to Pesterchum network...
Logging in as corporateGunfighter...
Messaging twinGuardians...
Log begin:
[09:59] -- corporateGunfighter [CG] began pestering twinGuardians [TG] at 21:59 --
[09:59] TG: Oh. Uh, hey.
[09:59] CG: Hello... Whatever your name was.
[09:59] TG: Build.
[09:59] TG: Jeez, you're almost as bad at names as the Godmodder.
[09:59] CG: I would like to proposition you.
[09:59] TG: A proposition?
[09:59] CG: ... Business proposition that is.
[09:59] TG: Heh.
[09:59] TG: I thought so.
[09:59] TG: Otherwise that would have been pretty...
[09:59] TG: weird.
[10:00] TG: Let's just say First Guardians don't really do--
[10:00] TG: You know what, no, not talking about this.
[10:00] TG: So what do you have in mind?
[10:00] CG: Okay, so, you're going to lose your First Guardian status, correct?
[10:00] TG: Uh. Yeah.
[10:00] TG: That's how it works.
[10:01] TG: When I've brought the Narrative upon its "true and proper path", and the Godmodder dies...
[10:01] TG: Then I don't need my power anymore.
[10:01] TG: And it goes to someone else.
Further conversation redacted, Admin-4 clearance required.
Log end.
Contacting Pesterchum network...
Username change initiated.
New username: azureAmerlioration
New RGB: (0, 114, 187)
Username change confirmed.
HMA Network Versatile IM Client closed.
Opening HMA Network Internal Email Client...
Logging in as Anne Capet, Executive Secretary.
Opening resignation letter template...
Template customized.
Email sent to HMA Human Resources Department.
Opening blank email template...
Personal email detected, client checking clearance level...
Clearance confirmed, personal email allowed and redacted.
Email sent to Nathan Melun, CEO.
HMA Network Internal Email Client closed.
Opening HMAS Ship Navigation System...
Commencing retinal scan...
Result match.
Access authorized.
Accessing HMAS Ship Navigation...
Current Destination: Capet Estate, Cenia, Home Universe
New Destination: New York, Earth, Universe B
Estimated Arrival Time: 2 weeks
Admin logging off...
(Thought this might be a nice, quick way to do something that would usually require a ton of writing and/or pictures. If you look somewhat closely, you can find out the actual (translated) name of both Blue and Red. Also, in case someone somehow knows this, I am aware those weren't actual last names of the noble houses, and it is done on purpose. )
Lothyra injects herself with some adrenaline. She then looks down at the Incarnate's head.
So, here's your glorified metal face. It's so well-sculpted, so shining, so... destructible. Did you make note of my space station's... swan song? It had 3 kilograms of antimatter on it. If you do the calculations, that comes out to about... 129 megatons. That's more powerful than the full theoretical yield of the Tsar Bomba, which was 100 megatons. But the universe has far more powerful blasts it can throw at a planet. The asteroid that struck Earth 65 million years before their present had a yield of 100 teratons. That's 1000 times more powerful than the Tsar Bomba. But the object that caused the blast was only a couple of miles wide. Minuscule in planetary terms. And while it devastated everything within 1000 kilometers, after life recovered all that remained was a crater. A crater the size of the largest island of the state of Hawaii, but not very deep. It's incredible how resistant a planet is to impacts. Earth collided with a Mars-sized protoplanet in its infancy and survived. In fact, that collision created the Moon. But in Minecraftia, where the terrain is only 100 meters deep, the blast deflected outwards. Destroying life, leveling mountains, sending a titanic amount of ash into the atmosphere...
Lothyra looks melancholy.
It made me realize how fragile my home is. How fragile the surface is. Minecraftia doesn't have kilometers of rock to cushion the blast. The blast just destroys everything above bedrock. Do you see how dangerous these weapons are on this planet? Do you see why now I am loath to use antimatter as my main generator of explosive energy? Do you see how much death and destruction all of the incredibly powerful attacks that the Descendents use cause? And the narrative doesn't care if I use antimatter or plasma. I still deal the same amount of damage. But, on your giant beautiful metal face, I don't have to worry about the cracking bedrock. And I have a present for you.
Lothyra takes out the Antimatter Buster from the single Antimatter Buster Station she has. She loads it into the FPES's torpedo tube. Then she takes off, and aims the Antimatter Buster at the Incarnate's head.
With the sins of my past, I tell you to bite this nuke's shiny metal ass.
She fires, then quickly absconds. A titanic multi megaton blast vaporizes the Incarnate's head (it deals damage to every component).
Actual Action: I move up to the chestplate. I attach a small device onto my crossbow bolt and fire it directly into the Entity Orb. Once its embedded, it starts pulsing powerful EMP pulses directly into the Incarnate. It probably won't do much, but it might do something.
I grab my potions back from MarmaladeShoes. I've given him enough time.
I give Kelpie's Blade to Mythic. The power of the sea unicorns be with you. And I'm not talking about narwhals.
@Army of Godmodders: Pst. Summon Miraj. The simulator proved its the only way to beat the Incarnate.
@All zombies: QUIT HITTING THE ALPHA GODMODDERS! SERIOUSLY. You'll both kill less valuable allies and actually heal yourself faster if you hit the Omegas! The Alphas don't have more HP, they just take less damage, so hitting them doesn't heal you any faster. I'm looking at you, Crusher.
@The RichModder: "WELL, THE REASON I'M SHOUTING SO MUCH IS BECAUSE YOU'RE IN A GIANT DOOM MECH OR WHATEVER AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU PUT THE MICROPHONES ON IT! AND I ALSO HAVE TO CONGRATULATE YOU ON MANAGING TO GET A LEGAL NAME CHANGE SO FAST! ESPECIALLY IN A WORLD WHERE BINARY CONTROLS EVERYTHING! I DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY OTHER THAN ITS KINDA SAD HOW YOU GAVE UP ON YOUR ORIGINAL JOB!"
@Red Dragon: Somehow, I feel like no matter what I say, you're not going to let this work. Whatever. I'm still going to try. Moving as individual parts wouldn't work. He would still need the same total mass to kick off of. So the Red Dragon is still going to run out of objects to kick off of. And if the Red Dragon is expanding, wouldn't that mean his density is going down? The Red Dragon must be the consistency of cotton candy at this point. And if its density is going down, then it can deal less and less damage with a claw swipe or whatever because each individual part of him has less mass. Sure, he has the same total mass, but because he's so huge, he can only put a limited (size wise) amount of that mass behind attacks.
My stuff:
Potion of Flares, Potion of Oblivion, and Potion of Temperature.
-H-M-A-S----S-H-I-P-
You move up to the Chestplate! 4,000 damage to Entity Orb 3! The Incarnate appears to be immune to EMPs!
GODMODDER: I can hear you just fine.
GODMODDER: Oh, and Godmodding Inc. has a name changing service. How do you think I've managed to stay off the grid for so long?
GODMODDER: Well, besides the Veil.
GODMODDER: My original job worked wonders for a long time. But now it's time to move on.
GODMODDER: I can do more with this line of work. Much more.
The Red Dragon decides to make itself a finite size over here in GodCraft and leave the rest for elsewhere so it will be harder for you to nope it. With that in mind, the Red Dragon is now the size of around a hundred GodCrafts.
Oh Richard, Richard, Richard, when will you learn. Having a name makes you ALIVE. Being a game construct makes you a cog in the machine. You fear the enemy bold enough to show his face more than one who hides in the shadows. You are hiding in the shadow of your powers, instead of maniacally cackling from the fore. I am DISAPPOINTED in you.
I drop a Gelum Diffuser (you know, Cold?) on the Chestplate, then flee for the Head.
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x2, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $372 (+2 to Wilson)
Battlefield: Hmm... I use CO: Reacharound on the entity orb
@Talist: Well, wasn't meant to be a huge secret. But, yeah, Red's (translated) name is Nathan Melun, and Blue's is Anne Capet.
> Fseftr: COMBAT OPERANDI => REACHAROUND
You use up 9 Pie Filling, 3 Weasel Snot, and 1 Elf Tear.
If the cure worked, I go up to the rest of the Incarnate's armor plates and get them to join in the lawsuit against the Godmodder for unsafe workplace (armor plates are getting destroyed!). After a seconds-long court, the Breastplate that was serving as the judge awards the Armor Plates 25,000 in damages against the Entity Orb nearby. The Godmodder then tries to get revenge by firing one of the Armor Plates into whatever he is using to destroy the universe, destroying that Armor Plate.
If I am still a zombie, I summon 999 enderpearls and teleport spam all over the Chestplate. No one knows who is going to be attacked, creating paranoia. I gain power off of the paranoia because of an SCP object, then use it to make a deadly attack on somebody. Since I was so confused by the teleport spam, I have no clue who I just attacked (this hits a random target).
I take the Entity Orb, and summon it into another world as an entity! The world in question happens to be SAUSAGE WORLD, where sausages appear and try to eat anything around! They have a different craving every day, and today they crave things that start with the letter "E"! But the Entity Orb turns the tables, and eats all the sausages instead! Turns out they all contained deadly TNT! I get bored and summon the Entity Orb back onto the Battlefield, just in time to watch it explode!
(The exams should stop tomorrow, and my sanity should come back. Let's just slip a post in...)
=ACTION=
If I happen to be dead, I jockey-cling onto the healthiest player and begin devouring delicious brains.
Otherwise, I place a small beacon on the METAL PLATES! Suddenly, sixty-seven shining starlight spears streak swiftly towards the INCARNATE, sundering sheets and shredding shields! The starlight spears soon shatter, shards slashing the sturdy suit!
Well, now that my chain attack ended, I take my third and final action. If I am not at the chest plate yet, I move there, and smash my specially made guitar into the breastplate. It remains intact, in case I have another song to sing later. I follow that up with, because I wasn't able to do this last time, and since talking is a free action, I insult the Godmodder once again: "You know, Richard, you are doomed to fail. You may temporarily zombify us, but you cannot crush our spirit! You cannot even crush me! JUST TRY!!!!!"
OCULUS BLADE: A crystalline blade with the power to cast a great multitude of spells that can manifest in several ways: it can channel the conspiratory and secretive power of the Illuminati and the all-consuming might of the λΣ Gun, create portals akin to Aperture Science's own devices, and has the potential to "cheat" reality and intentionally cause glitches.
ANTINITE ARMOR: A powerful set of armor with shields that can deflect shots back at enemies, gives the user protection from cybernetic attack, allows the user to disguise as another person so long as their face is drawn on a respective mask, and is forged from exanite.
Lothyra takes off in the FPES and fires an Antimatter Torpedo at the Incarnate's Beard. Then she gets out, injects a Tiny Animatter Canister into her IAC-FR, and fires the shot at the Beard. Boom.
I give the entity orb on the chest a lecture on how to be awesome. The one sentence is "let me take you and smash you over and over again." After doing so I soccer punt the orb.
I grab Toxicide and rapid-fire deadly fluoroantimonic acid bullets into the Entity Orb 3. I then pull out the Deva's Dissolver and fire a sternly worded letter to the Godmodder in Hindi at the Entity Orb 3. The sternly worded letter is actually just that, a letter. One letter. I decide that's not enough and pull out the Yuxin Acidspitter. I proceed to destroy the Entity Orb 3 with more fluoroantimonic acid while solving the cube with K4.
@Gutza/planetary bombardment stuffs; It's worth noting that the yield required to reduce Earth to gravel moving away from the solar system faster than Sol's escape velocity is approximately one Yottaton, or one-third the Sun's total annual energy output. It's also worth noting that Bedrock can survive carpet-bombing with Yottaton bombs.
Also, I utilize my actions this post to speed up the Sun's progression to supernova. Might make an interesting/appropriate Comb Rave, a supernova. Not just now, of course, I'd like to see what's best to point it at, maybe do a Dual Rave.
You accelerate the sun's lifespan, but the sun is already incredibly chaotic thanks to the devastating power of the Eclipse! It could go supernova at any time...
I call up a cloud of nanobots and set them to modify the structure of Entity Orb 3! They modify part of it into a much weaker form, and I pull out a hammer and smack the weakened bit, shattering it.
I then transport a BREASTPLATE to the SCP FOUNDATION CANON UNIVERSE (which contains a mix, paradoxically, of every SCP headcanon). It witnesses all the DATA EXPUNGES, REDACTEDS, and BLACK-BOXES. It's forced to be cross-tested with ALL SCPS. It becomes attacked by Kondraki riding 682, Clef as a dragon, Bright, and an army of D-Classes.
When it returns, the damage has been dealt. But no one (besides the Breastplate (somehow) and I) remembers what happened....
*groan* Buuuuuuiiiiild? Save your creativity for OUR attacks, thanks.
I leave a massive hole here for Build to fill with any excess creativity he may have, in a way that heals both him and Split.
*filled*
Right. Now that THAT's over.
I realize that I appear to be on fire, and quickly extinguish myself before any damage happens. "Ow."
I then realize something....
I materialize five Red Heart Canisters, and equip them, bringing my max HP up to 25 again.
I then complain that obviously SOME time exists. Otherwise, nothing could possibly move.
Unless we're all descendants of the types of people who don't need/produce their own Time. Like DEATH.
Speaking of which....
I materialize those time things the History Monks use, from Discworld, cased in Bedrock and Ichorium. The spinners, however, are made of a middle-grade material, to avoid suddenly forests happening if one messes with them. Well. You can suddenly have forests happening anyway, but hopefully they're used conscientiously. I then teraport them to Split.
"Use wisely."
Oh, and if Richard so much as messes with any of them, a Bedrock variant will be turned, a nothingth of a degree, and it's dumping time on him and the Dragon. The Incarnate, as powerful as it is, will be as Ozymandias' titan in the dust, left standing till almost infinity has passed by. Don't make me unleash this. It is beyond danger and into the realm of Things You Do Not Want To Mess With Should You Wish To Retain Existence, Even If You're An Immortal Infinite Being Of Destruction. Also, it's armored with everything I could possibly think of. And several things I couldn't think of. The armor, however, was not designed by committee, but by a gestalt of all the AI I could possibly round up. That aren't Binary. I did get an alt-GLaDOS, with the promise of neurotoxins. Lost and lots of.
You can't extinguish fire on you in Minecraft, and Minecraft doesn't run on Zelda health logic either!
Right now, time is in a sort of flux. Minecraftia isn't really grounded in the normal spacetime continuum thanks to the combined power of the Godmodder and the Red Dragon and the Eclipse. Time on a basic level works, but anything revolving around time manipulation (chronal locks, Split's powers, your devices) won't unless the Godmodder lets it.
Engie, don't start Raving until you get someone else on the opposite end ready to Dual Rave! And for whoever that is, and Engie as well: Target the Shoulders and the Godarm/Omega Mechanism specifically, if you can! You need those things dead to advance!
"You seek to erase the past, but you ARE your past, and it is your future as well-it's all failure, every last step of the way for you! Know failure!" I exclaim. I can't top what Serpent did (or tried to do) anytime soon, but I can at least add to it. Then again...I consider the Godmodder a foregone conclusion here. Sad, but it's true, I cannot think of what will truly put him out of it bar death, and given that he can just respawn and finding his real self on the real planet could be impossible even if humanity was genocided to do so (and let it be clear, you sick people, that I do not actually intend to genocide humanity. That's just wrong), but maybe...Maybe...
I take the Infinity Blade and inspect it. Infinity. Unlimited. Unending. Eternal. And yet, rumor supposes that it can kill the Immortal and stop an otherwise unending cycle of resurrection-based immortality, and in quite a painful way at that. The Infinity Blade might just be limited to a specific kind of Rez Immortality, or it might just be a rumor and not actually possess this power. but what I do know is that it's pretty dumb to think that I will not be trying to take full advantage of this, if It even exists. The end is nearing...And a new beginning as well...But what kind of beginning? A third war with the Godmodder? Can I kill the Godmodder, permanently? It's against the odds, even as it stands, but...I feel like finding out. All things considered the chance I'll be able to keep this going forward is so, so unlikely, but if there was any gear I could take (that I haven't shoved a soul fragment into), it would be this one blade-for a certain someone else. But, I have to try with the one chance I get.
In any case, I raise the blade up in the air. Despite it's mediocre performance as a Spoil of War before, it is still a powerful blade, the likes of which come very rarely to anyone's aid, the kind of thing that you can count as a blessing to even wield. Such luck, that I can possess it, somehow. I don't entirely recall how I got it, actually...Eh. Let's not question it.
I ready myself for my next attack. The blade glows a silverish light, one Engie should be familiar with, and one he would be best to not confuse for his own, as it's not. I am channeling something else. I ought not to refer to it by name, but maybe one of you will recognize it? In any case, I draw another weapon-Fear No Anvil. Its fires seem very dull, but the time sigils in turn seem very powerful-an intentional maneuvering of energies, a re-prioritization. Fire, working against this? Seems likely...Not. Time, however? It is somewhat more plausible, in my opinion.
Let's rock.
I raise the hammer high, briefly letting the Infinity Blade down to the ground, as the image of clockwork appears around me. The hands spin rapidly, due to time's recent rupture, but it's still chugging, implying that we are not looking at dead time. The reddish hues of the Time Energies spew outwards onto the Metal Plates, clockwork springing to life all over the Chestplate. I then raise the Infinity Blade, and plant it into the Metal Plate beneath me-immediately, it and the others affected by my attack glow a silver huge, freezing the clockwork and making Infinity Signs appear everywhere.
Despite the Infinity Symbolism, time is short here.
I immediately start hacking and slashing away at the Infinity symbols, breaking as many as possible and causing a massive order-based explosion every time, damaging as much of the Metal Plates as I can possibly get. Hack, Slash, Cut, Stab, Strike. I refuse to quit until the power fades for good and I'm left with nothing, ending the attack. I sheath the Infinity Blade. It will need a bit of time before I can use that effectively again, but here's to hoping that it got buffed.
You use the Infinity Blade, dealing 17,000 damage to a Metal Plate! Here's the new Infinity Blade stats: deals moderate damage. With every kill the weapon gets (represented by x), your next x attacks will crit.
Y'know what, sure. Dual-raving with the Universe Eater seems strangely appropriate for my characters.
I move to the Left Arm/notgodarm, claim my half of the Dual Rave, and target the most advisable thing, which I gather is the Shoulder. Splash damage ahoy? Also, supernova, I like the idea of pulling down the sun's death on someone/everything-within-several-hundred-light-years.
SPEEL DERPIVATION SI FUN.
You slowly float into the air, a golden glow supercharging your action. You examine the glow, which surrounds you entirely, pulsating with various layers. You look up and see the source: the remains of the eleventh Impetus Comb, which was bisected thanks to engie_ninja's half of the Rave. You fly up to the Impetus Comb and examine its latter half, which is easily as tall as Armageddon Hill. No honey is leaking from the Comb, all of its energy being held in place for effortless use and consumption.
Your armor's systems are nearly overloading with all of the power being simultaneously granted to you, the prospect of being able to use such vast resources of potential to tear off whole sections of the Incarnate at once... But how exactly should you do such a thing? All of your massive weaponry was used up back during the fall of The Tower... The only huge item in your arsenal is the Sun itself.
The Sun was bombarded by waves of tiny black shells during your complete onslaught against GodCraft, which plunged deep into its hearts and provided many violent reactions that heavily accelerated the Sun's lifespan. Normally, the Sun would be in its prime, just like Earth's Sun. But thanks to your doing, the Sun is now at the tail end of its life, and this is only exacerbated by the Eclipse and the Godmodder's own tampering of the heavens. Now, the Sun is a malevolent orange-red doombringer, staring down GodCraft like an all-seeing eye.
Because of your machinations, the Sun will enter a supernova at the end of its lifespan, culminating in an absolutely giant explosion that will vaporize everything in GodCraft's solar system, if there even is any. You look at your hands, teeming with golden energy, and come to a conclusion: that the only way to properly use this Comb Rave is to go out with a bang. You quickly board a small spaceship and take off from GodCraft, using the Rave's power to speed out of orbit, past the Incarnate, and carve a hole around the reach of the Red Dragon.
You get closer and closer to the Sun, moving past celestial detritus and the tendrils of the Red Dragon, the heat of the Sun quickly becoming apparent as you move towards it, exceeding billions of units in the Y-axis. Yet your ship keeps on moving, empowered by the latter half of the Comb Rave. Soon, you're right near the Sun, which is so huge that it's taken up the entirety of your vision. You can see its surface churning, plasma shifting and turning in a myriad of ways, and there's something else to it, you realize. It's expanding. And it's doing so unusually fast. Of course, as stars wind down their lives, they begin to expand. That's normal. What's not is the rate at which it's happening here.
Golden power energizing you and your ship, you make a lethal decision in any other circumstance and drift into the Sun. You plunge straight into its heart at high speeds, not once stopping to think about what you're doing. And if the Comb Rave ends up failing on you, your armor won't. But not for long. Regardless, you keep heading through the sun, penetrating through its plasma and making your way down to its core, a scenario which would be scientifically improbable on Earth, but isn't especially hard here in Minecraftia, where anything can be created - or destroyed.
Eventually, you make your way to the very center of the Sun. You've realized that as you've been heading through the Sun, it's been getting more muted and dull, as if the Sun has been gradually losing its color. And you've seen tendrils of darkness intermittently spread throughout the Sun like crystalline formations as you've traveled. Your observations have come to a head here in the Sun's core, which has been entirely blackened by the shells you plunged into it a month ago. The Sun's natural processes have been steadily increasing, base units of code being fused together to release large amounts of creative energy needed to keep the day/night cycle in check. And now, those are deteriorating.
Guided by impulse and a semblance of a plan, you leave your ship and prepare to float inside of the Sun. You're blown backwards by the huge amounts of heat and pure power radiating from the Sun's core, but you manage to regain stability. Staring at the Sun's core now, you feel a huge surge of untapped potential, waiting to be added to your Rave. And now you know exactly how to use it. You stick out your right hand, and the darkness of the Sun's core pulls towards you, forming a tendril. Then, you stick out your left hand, pointing away from the Sun.
Floating in the air of GodCraft, the eleventh Impetus Comb flashes white and exerts a golden tendril of energy through space, piercing through GodCraft's solar system and connecting with the Sun, spearing various parts of it. There's a surge of monochrome energy behind you, and you give a mighty push, destabilizing the Sun's orbit and causing it to fall towards GodCraft, alarmingly fast. The influence of the Sun's core spreads throughout the rest of the Star very quickly now, causing the star's color to gradually mute itself until there is none left. Now, a cube of white, grey, and dark plasma is accelerating towards the server, washing everything in monochrome light and not the scarlet light you all have become so used to.
You eject a Monochromium Fuel Rod and stab into the heart of the Sun, tendrils of light spewing everywhere as the Sun is energized even further, its life almost pushed to the breaking point. After a solid minute of travel, the Sun has ended up dangerously close to GodCraft, and is now exceedingly large, dwarfing even the Eclipse. You tense up, and, at lightspeed, turn into a pinpoint of energy, bursting free from the Sun and crashing onto bedrock. You quickly cast a shield around all of GodCraft, which has been seared by the supreme heat emitted from the dying Sun. The only thing you don't shield is the Incarnate.
And then, at long last, the Sun dies. Its core collapses in on itself, reaching levels of fusion that it cannot sustain in order to continue functioning normally. Quickly, you extend your hands at the Impetus Comb, which flies straight towards you! You hold onto it, electricity arching throughout you, and point the Comb at the Sun! Its outer layers have just begun to expand outwards and signal the start of a supernova when you do so, and the entire Sun is forced into the Comb, spiraling into its surface and leaving nothing behind!
As you hold the now liquidized Comb, which is beginning to lose formation under stress, you point it at the Incarnate. Instantly, a massive plume of stellar energy as big as the Incarnate itself is let loose, pulsing and spiralling straight at the Right Arm, carrying as much energy as the entire total of energy produced by the Sun in life. The Incarnate is helpless to react, as the energy travels at light speed, pushing air aside and turning the surrounding environment into plasma, giving birth to even larger firestorms throughout the air. All in all, the result is a massive conflagration as big as GodCraft that lights up the skies for light years, and even continues at that distance.
The Right Arm's Right Shoulder and Omega Mechanism are completely annihilated, the Right Arm's machinery is reduced to smouldering ashes, and the eleventh Comb has been properly expended.
Now that i have calculated the best possible thing to target while powering up my Ghastly Gibus, i aim this monstrosity of a hat at the Metal Plates! HUZZAH!
You call forth the ruined powers of the Nether and summon a gargantuan Ghast in front of the Chestplate! This Ghast's eyes open to reveal soulless black pits with fragile spirits contained within... And on top of the Ghast's head is the most powerful hat of all time: the Ghastly Gibus. The Ghast's essence suddenly becomes entombed inside of the hat, which falls to your hand. The hat has turned pure white and appears to be made from Ghast skin. You aim the hat at a Metal Plate, destroying it!
I climb up to the Chestplate and fire a volley of Crusader's Crossbow bolts into Build. Due to the massive distance, he gets healed an awesome amount of health, and then I dual-wield Amputators and stick them into the Metal Plates which aren't damaged.
It appears to be a set of...Perhaps Turntables, with certain sigils on them.
However, these aren't Dave's, or Dirk's, but instead....
Well.
Perhaps I shall just demonstrate.
*spins a disc a mere fraction of a degree*
The Incarnate's Eyes develop a very thick coating of dust from having sat around for a very long time, irritating them, and causing their next attack to miss AND set the Eyes on fire due to spontaneous exothermic reactions from a bunch of iron shavings (now rusted) that were released right before the attack started. (Note: I'm pulling time from Bedrock for these. Bedrock has infinite time, AFAIK, since it always exists.)
The Scarred Metal rusts, almost instantaneously. I poke it and it crumbles. I then whack it with a hammer. More of it crumbles, and the hammer strike causes a resonant frequency to blast all the rust off. I shove it into the Hair's mechanisms for extra ablative/fire-able material.
The Hair finds that its internal mechanisms are outright jammed from thick layers of dust inside, rust, and in general, large amounts of time passing. I, of course, then set it on fire.
"There! Now you look just the right amount of insane for what you are, RICHARD. And no, I'm not going to stop calling you that, because I don't give an [EXPLETIVE DELETED] about ANYTHING you do. You're going to lose, the apocalypse will go poof, and we will win. As per usual. Have you noticed a pattern here? *snip*
3,000 damage to the Eyes, Scarred Metal, and Majestic Beard!
The zombie takes out Rose's Thorn, flailing it around and hopefully hitting another player. It then bites the end of the whip, presumably swallowing a large number of biohazardous substances and mutating it.
Everyone, except Engie and Amp, get down back to the Chestplate! We are taking out that first! Do it or I start singing Ghost Nappa! Yeah, I'll go there! We have a plan, an order of operations, and if we want this to be clean, we follow that! Engie and Amp, stay on your arms and blow them up with dual raves, while we destroy the Chestplate! Then, we can all take out the Head! Are we clear?!
"Honestly, 'The Godmodder,' you're kind of just a stepping stone for me! I've got places to be, bigger monsters to kill, and worse to worry about! You're just getting in the way! And let's face facts, the apocalypse is because of the Red Dragon, not because of you in the end! So really, I'm fighting a dragon with a mouthy puppet called 'The Godmodder'!"
I recall my whooping 6 Hit Points, and immediately resolve to fix this. I nab a Potion of Zeus from the Alchemy Emporium that Talist allows me to take for free, fill it into an apporpriate slot in the Sixth Degree, and immediately fire it upon myself. a blazing torrent of golden-green energies pour into me, restoring my wounds and making me more healthy. I WILL seriously need this HP going forward, as we need a minimum of Zombles on the loose.
Other than this; at this point, crusher ranks lower than pricy.
Pricy at least still has the capability to plead insanity. Crusher just sucks.
You're amazing twin, don't let idiots like that get to you.
As for Tricky, that's what I was planning. I wasn't expecting a damage boost or anything, just a way to turn around and beat people over the head with a stop sign.
With Old Man Elderly, its meant to be a party-wide goofy thing.
Just for kicks and giggles. A few other people have used him, and the rules for Old Man Elderly are mostly the same as with using side characters for being dead:
Old Man Elderly cannot be used to do anything you would be able to do if you did not have Old Man Elderly.
And to enforce this, I'm going to add an addendum to the rule for added comedic effect;
Any attempts to use him in such a way that violates this rule results in Old Man Elderly, instead of doing the intended action, beating the perpetrator over the head with his walking stick.
Finally... what happened to my status buff I should be getting from the potion of Scratch II?
Eric uses his Battle Technique: Fate on the combed hair
I had something in mind for this, but then we spent a really long time not doing anything with it, so now I can't remember what I intended to do with it.
Once he finishes doing that, he pulls out two lightsabers and begins giving a razor-close cut to the massive hairdo.
OLD MAN ELDERLY HO!!!!
If Twin allows the continued use of Old Man Elderly, Old Man Elderly swings around on his space dingy, and then crashes into one of the Incarnate's eyes, like a knife straight to the iris.
Meanwhile in the TARDIS:
Hank jumps between babysphee and Golden Freddy.
He looks at both of them.
Not the time!
He Sparta-kicks babysphee out of the TARDIS where the whirlwinds of universe-death somehow whips him all the way back to Armageddon Hill, and then shoos Golden Freddy out of the control room again.
Okay, good.
Alright then.
Assume that if it's not a healing potion, the Godmodder will nullify a potion's effects and replace it with a negative potion.
I don't think Fate is a Battle Technique...
4,000 damage to the Combed Hair! 3,000 damage to an Eye!
I watch as everything starts burning, then decide to just keep on the flames and keep attacking the Metal Plates like i've been doing for a while with Atomic Fire. It's now burning even more. I decide to stop the flames from the Atomic Fire after a good two minutes of burning by using Rain Flush, which does stop the Atomic Fire flames, but the Rain Flush is acid rain, meaning that all that happened from fixing it was just making it hurt twice as much.
(If anyone has any objections to the new highlighted weapons, speak to me.)
I summon a Wrestling ring and briefly turn a Metal Plate into a generic Wrestler, then activate one of the strongest abilities I possess. I ready my super ability, and proceed to unleash the legendary Glitch Bomb, a Verboten Finisher capable of killing millions under normal circumstances. The lifeless planet and my demi-deity like figures standing around me makes this mostly irrelevant, and it hardly harms me, but puts a healthy opponent into near-exhaustion without fail, making insane offenses like 32-5 pin counts possible. I proceed to use the Glitch Bomb ten times in a row, then pin the Metal Plate fourty times. Each time it is pinned, I give it a liberal stabbing with the Heat Death. It fails to get a pin as well due to its weakened state. Eventually it ends and the metal plate de-transforms, but I cut it up some more anyways.
My action: I call in an airstrike of water balloons on the Incarnate's chestplate. However, rather than being filled with water, these water balloons are filled with Bose-Einstein Condensate and they rapidly chill the metal. Know what happens to heated metal when it flash freezes? The rapid contraction makes the metal shatter.
I also fill the Potion Syringe with a Potion of Zeus and use that on Split.
@BabySphee: Seriously. There are more important things to worry about than trying to beat up other people's side characters. If you want a few examples, we have... the universe sized dragon that is somehow still making its way here despite all the scientific impossibilities I've pointed out, the million foot high mech of death and doom, the hoard of zombies wandering around, the fact the Godmodder is on 1 HP, and the army of other godmodders who are back from the dead, just to name a few.
My stuff: (I took another Potion of War II. If I die, I plan to Kitsune Charm my weapon with the potion so that even as I'm whacking people, I'm still helping them somewhat.)
Potion of Flares, Potion of Oblivion, Potion of War II, and Potion of Temperature.
-H-M-A-S----S-H-I-P-
But what part of the Chestplate do you target?
+8,000 HP to Split!
OverlordXcano, omglolsguy, MarmaladeShoes, and Pokefan151 are AFK-removed!
Split moves up to the Head and fires beams of energy at the Scarred Metal, dealing 20,000 damage! I fire a wrecking ball of green energy at the Breastplates, causing portions of them to turn into gallons of loose screws instead of actual armor! 20,000 damage!
The Legion of Godmodders charge and attack the Chestplate by forcing its parts to successfully make an exact duplicate of the Taj Mahal and subjecting them to intense heat, pressure, and electricity if they make any mistake! After hours of grueling work, the Entity Orb has taken 30,000 damage and so have both Breastplates! The Legion then summons another entity from the depths of the war... Most of you remember this one! Metroid Prime deals 8,000 damage to Entity Orb 3!
The Red Dragon's influence spreads throughout the field... Without warning, an all-consuming and mind-numbing wave of energy surges across the sky, barreling straight towards the Legion of Godmodders! Nearly all of the Legion is able to shield themselves from the blow, but 150 Alpha Godmodders are swept away, clutching their heads and falling to their knees as the red sea overtakes them...
The Legion regroups and heads for the Arms, which are now vulnerable! The weak spots of both Arms - the Godarm Tip and Wrist Joint - have been exposed, and the Legion of Godmodders steals their powerful godmodding energy for their own Secret Charge by +40%! Both of the Arms explode, having sustained critical damage! However, the Arms themselves are not completely inoperable... The Busters and Entity Orbs remain, since they aren't critical to the defense of the Arms' weak spots! Take them out if you wish! The Busters will be able to target anything on the Incarnate...
The Head's Majestic Beard opens up, its panels shifting out of alignment to reveal some sort of contrived abomination of machinery! gutza1 and Netpatham, currently on the Head itself, feel them stick to its surface, and feel the panels begin to move, sliding the two along the Incarnate's surface... No matter what they can do, they're trapped like insects on a sticky piece of paper! Not even teleporting works! The two are dragged out of the reach of the Eyes and towards the Beard, or what was once the Beard. Now, the entire lower half of the Head has opened up, and columns and rows of constantly spinning spikes are shown, constantly repeating in on themselves and leading down to unfathomable crevices of pain and even more spikes! Netpatham and gutza are dropped into the Godmodder's gaping maw, where their flesh is quite promptly torn into hundreds of pieces. They are resurrected as Zombies!
The Oblivion and Corruption Busters fire volleys of missiles and lasers at Armageddon Hill itself, tearing through Metroid Prime, which takes 40,000 damage! Entity Orb 1 causes the Legion of Godmodders to take splash damage, causing 10 more Alpha Godmodders to fall instantly! Entity Orb 2 activates, harnessing the powers of Fayther! The remains of the Left Arm change into an apparatus built to store and activate the powers of emotions! The Incarnate now has Fayther's powers of turning emotions into buffs and debuffs... Entity Orb 3 remains offline, but the Godmodder intervenes and heals it for +150,000 HP using a special form of liquid australium that can extend the lifespan of any being in the universe! (Those Australians and their fancy technology...)
The Breastplates and Metal Plates open up, causing a great deal of turbulence on the Chestplate as everyone rushes to stable ground! The Chestplates' various plating slides away, revealing large gaps very similar to those of the Head! Hidden inside of the Breastplates, now revealed, are two gargantuan constantly spinning drills that crackle with energy not defined by any color! Hidden in the Metal Plates appear to be arrays of prehensile weapons built to tear enemies apart through force. generic, Tazz, and Pit are all sucked up by the Incarnate and thrown into the death zone, being torn apart in suitably gruesome ways. They are resurrected as Zombies!
The Legs' remaining defense systems deal 5 damage to all remaining players on the Legs!
The Itinerary:
> All: Penetrate the Incarnate's various defenses to get to the weak points!
THE RED DRAGON: [PG] Forwarding the Eclipse. Impact: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 8 turns. Power: 30%.
THE INCARNATE: [FINAL BOSS]
Head: (Leads to Chestplate.)
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. Netpatham: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 0/50,000. gutza1: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 0/50,000.
Combed Hair: [PG] HP: 286,500/300,000. Can shoot armor-piercing razor blades at foes.
Eyes: [PG] HP: 191,500/200,000. (x1.) 200,000/200,000. (x1.) Can shoot lasers and glare at players, stunning them.
Majestic Beard: [PG] HP: 284,500/300,000. Can open up to reveal [REDACTED] Can godmod attacks.
Scar: [PG] Contains godmodding energy. Guarded by Scarred Metal and Majestic Beard.
Chaos Bar: III
Godarm: (Leads to Chestplate.) Claimed.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 30/25.
Oblivion Buster: [PG] HP: 250,000/250,000. Fires missiles at foes. Can be used every other turn.
Entity Orb 1: [PG] HP: 500,000/500,000. Below left shoulder. Current Entity: Hickam Airfield. Launches planes that can deal splash damage.
Chaos Bar: III
Right Arm: (Leads to Chestplate.) Claimed.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 20/15. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%. Overheat: III
Corruption Buster: [PG] HP: 250,000/250,000. Fires lasers at foes. Can be used every other turn.
Entity Orb 2: [PG] HP: 500,000/500,000. Below right shoulder. Current Entity: None.
Chaos Bar: III
Chestplate: (Leads to all other Areas.)
insert_generic_username:[AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 0/50,000.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 15/15. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%. Overheat: III The_Nonexistent_Tazz:[AG] HP: 0/25. Has Alpha Armor. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 0/50,000.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 15/15. Has Super Armor. Overheat: III TT2000: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Talist: [AG] HP: 27/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 12/15. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 30%. Overheat: III
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 10/15. Has Super Armor. Overheat: III
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor. PitTheAngel:[AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 0/50,000.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TSFHISEPIC: [AG] HP: 13/15. Has Super Armor. Overheat: III
FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
mythicZoologist: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 15/15. Has Super Armor. Overheat: III
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 6/15. Overheat: III
K4yne: [N] HP: 15/15. Overheat: III
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Breastplates: [PG] HP: 82,000/250,000. (x1.) 220,000/250,000. (x1.) Can open up to reveal [REDACTED]
Metal Plates: [PG] HP: 81,000/100,000. (x1.) 100,000/100,000. (x5.) Block attacks. Open up to reveal [REDACTED]
Superlaser: [PG] Contains godmodding energy. Can unleash devastating attacks. Guarded by Breastplates and Metal Plates.
Entity Orb 3: [PG] HP: 236,000/500,000. Inside Superlaser. Current Entity: None. Bleed: II
Chaos Bar: III
Right Leg: (Leads to Chestplate.) Destroyed.
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Left Leg: (Leads to Chestplate.) Destroyed.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 14,000/50,000. Crusher48: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 19,000/50,000.
nulitor: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 20/20.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 1/125. Killstreak: 86. Inside the Incarnate's Cockpit.
Curses of Anti-Charging, Anti-Entities, Anti-Alchemy, and Anti-Respawns are in effect. They CANNOT be dispelled.
As for the method you use, I think the quoting method works better, and anyways it doesnt really matter because there are going to be like 7 twinposts left anyways.
Also, I swear I did more than 4000 damage last round.
GODMODDER: Oh, and Godmodding Inc. has a name changing service. How do you think I've managed to stay off the grid for so long?
What I don't get is why Binary hasn't frozen your company's assets already.
Seriously.
He knows who runs it.
"HEY BINARY! FREEZE THE GODMODDER'S COMPANY ALREADY! YOU HAVE CONTROL OF THE GOVERNMENTS TO DO IT WITH! AND CANCEL HIS NAME CHANGE RETROACTIVELY! ALTERNATIVELY, TRACK HIM DOWN WITH IT! THANKS!"
This is dropped in the mailroom of the Conclave, addressed appropriately. By suddenly appearing from nowhere.
Who?
THE GODMODDER.
I reach out of the screen of the Update Terminal and slap Build in the face for being annoying.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
I get behind The_Serpent, splash myself with a potion of speed 100, and charge right through him. Yes, I rush him from behind when he does not suspect it, stab him in the back with an anomaly blade, follow-up with a lightning-quick barrage of fists from all directions to keep him off balance, then leap at his head hard enough to decapitate him, leaving me with a free head to eat. And before the Curse stops me, I point out that the curse says "he must deal 50,000 damage to his former allies", and I am pretty sure that he was a former ally at one point in time (such as during that whole Glitch thing). Note that I used Exact Words, so the Godmodder cannot rely on the intent of his Curse to stop me from killing one of his allies ("should have worded your curse properly if you wanted me to not do this"). If this fails, I go do the same attack on Twinbuilder.
I throw the Kelpie's Blade at Entity Orb 3, then charge over and punch it into the Orb, before grabbing the Kelpie's Blade by the hilt and kicking off the Orb to pry the blade free. A lingering trail of static through the air as I return to my original position.
Prefer this way, it has all the stuff needed to review to understand what's going on in one place.
Oh, duh. combat operandi. Stupid me.
Fine, Old Man Elderly trips and dumps a barrel of assorted sacred items over the edge of his space dinghy, filling up the required sacred items for Eric to use Combat Operandi: Fate on his turn.
And then continues cutting the Incarnate's hair violently with lightsabers.
BTW, I need to give some physics exposition. After doing some research on plasma weapons, I've discovered that in their current form (firing a sphere), they are infeasible. The charges of the particles in the plasma would cause the plasma to disperse soon after it would exit the barrel. However, if the plasma bolt had a specific type of torus shape, it would by magnetically stable and not need any containment. The atmosphere is still a problem though, so I'll have to look into solving that. But for now, physics is still (mostly) uncompromised.
I poke everyone alive once for minimum damage (1 HP), players first and then low-tier Godmodders up.
Should this successfully rez me, I drop a splash potion of healing on everyone, trying to heal as many people as I can (probably the Chestplate).
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I Rush up to the Breastplates, and use the Infernal Deck to set the Breastplates ablaze. I then use the MLG Vortex Bayonet to Deploy a tactical nuke with a slight black hole configuration.
The explosion, combined with the fire blazing the breastplates, it amplifies the explosion radius, and drags the Metal Plates into the explosion!
Then, Using the Oculus Blade, I glitch right next to the Entity Orb 3 and smash It right into the wall!
[I don't even need to insert a To Defeat Them All page there's an image at the author comments for it]
[Long live Djoing and The_mad_one]
>travis: gorillaing dropkick golden freddy
You guys DO know the Chestplate is ON FIRE right now.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Act 3!
Sixth Degree Ubercharge: 1/9
I summon a Wrestling ring and briefly turn a Metal Plate into a generic Wrestler, then activate one of the strongest abilities I possess. I ready my super ability, and proceed to unleash the legendary Glitch Bomb, a Verboten Finisher capable of killing millions under normal circumstances. The lifeless planet and my demi-deity like figures standing around me makes this mostly irrelevant, and it hardly harms me, but puts a healthy opponent into near-exhaustion without fail, making insane offenses like 32-5 pin counts possible. I proceed to use the Glitch Bomb ten times in a row, then pin the Metal Plate fourty times. Each time it is pinned, I give it a liberal stabbing with the Heat Death. It fails to get a pin as well due to its weakened state. Eventually it ends and the metal plate de-transforms, but I cut it up some more anyways.
Golden Freddy reappears in a blast of static, completely unharmed. He looks at Hank, and back at Babysphee who has somehow managed to get back aboard, defying even more logic than before.
"IT APPEARS THAT OUR FRIEND HERE IS SOMETHING ELSE. NAMELY. HIS ABILITY TO IGNORE ALL COMMON SENSE AND ATTACKING A COMMON ENEMY IS SO UNPRECEDENTEDLY LARGE, THAT HE SIMPLY IGNORED THE FACT YOU SPARTA KICKED HIM, AND CAME BACK. YOU IDIOT [REDACTED] I AM NOT GOING TO LET HIM HIT ME AND HAVE YOU SAVE MY [REDACTED]."
Golden Freddy immediately teleports away in a blast of static right before Babysphee hits him, coincidentally in front of the Open door of the TARDIS, sending him out of there.
"GO MURDER THE INCARNATE YOU [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED]!!!"
>travis: go back to the enragement child to report your failure
My eye twitches involuntarily
Those jokes... they have corrupted me...
From now on, I must add a horrible joke to my attacks
I start coughing on build, and then ask
What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
If you have bird flu you need tweetment, and if you have swine flu you need oinkment
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My action: I call in an airstrike of water balloons on the Incarnate's chestplate. However, rather than being filled with water, these water balloons are filled with Bose-Einstein Condensate and they rapidly chill the metal. Know what happens to heated metal when it flash freezes? The rapid contraction makes the metal shatter.
I also fill the Potion Syringe with a Potion of Zeus and use that on Split.
@BabySphee: Seriously. There are more important things to worry about than trying to beat up other people's side characters. If you want a few examples, we have... the universe sized dragon that is somehow still making its way here despite all the scientific impossibilities I've pointed out, the million foot high mech of death and doom, the hoard of zombies wandering around, the fact the Godmodder is on 1 HP, and the army of other godmodders who are back from the dead, just to name a few.
My stuff: (I took another Potion of War II. If I die, I plan to Kitsune Charm my weapon with the potion so that even as I'm whacking people, I'm still helping them somewhat.)
Potion of Flares, Potion of Oblivion, Potion of War II, and Potion of Temperature.
-H-M-A-S----S-H-I-P-
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
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Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Alright, good news and good news: school's over for me so I won't have to take long absences devoted entirely to locking myself in a room all day and studying anymore, and the quoting bug is fixed, finally. Let me know if you prefer the hyperlinking method over this one, because some people did and I'd like to have a lot of player input on this.
Okay, you did. Fair enough. I shouldn't have noped the attacks because they were from a side character based on what you just said, I suppose. Although, SCP-2317's attacks would have probably been out of line anyway, but whatever. I accept your apology.
I don't know, I guess I might want to quit. I would just try to cure myself as quickly as possible.
You move up to the Chestplate. 8,000 damage to a Breastplate!
You didn't damage Crusher though! And Zombies are exempt from the normal rules governing zone travel, for future reference. They can go wherever they want whenever they want.
You move up to the Chestplate! You start a Final Cross Attack!
No, since it was technically a fourth action.
You hit some random armor plates on the Chestplate and nothing happens! The Incarnate uses the explosive energy stored inside of the bombs and channels it into the Superlaser so, when the time comes, it can fire a devastating explosion laser!
You add onto the Chain Attack with a Monado Eater! It's Colorless and raises the Multiplier to 2! Multiplier'd 12,000 damage to the Entity Orb! Bleed inflicted on the Entity Orb!
The Omega Godmodder has teleportation disabled!
You move up to the Chestplate!
The Godmodder responds to your first volley of words rather quickly.
GODMODDER: Who's Richard? I don't know who you're talking about. Well of course I do, but I'm not going to answer to that name anymore. I'll make an exception for you.
GODMODDER: Yes, I created this world, GodCraft. A world with "infinite creative potential", just like every other single Minecraft world.
GODMODDER: Really this world isn't that different from any other. We have the Black Monolith, a fully awakened Red Dragon...
GODMODDER: But every other world has its own Yggdrasil, its own First Block, its own Disc of Mojang. Even its own Red Dragon.
GODMODDER: Yes, there is one for EVERY Minecraft world. Now you understand how such a being can have infinite size.
GODMODDER: Minecraftia is a large universe, you know. Very, very large. To accommodate so many worlds and their adjacent dimensions, there needs to be a lot of space to go around.
GODMODDER: A dragon of such size wouldn't be out of place.
GODMODDER: And I'm not going to die thanks to this. Now that I have the power of the Red Dragon, which serves only to amplify my own...
GODMODDER: ...I'm going to remain very much alive. And even if I do die, I'm sure I'll just find a way back. I always do.
GODMODDER: But none of you will, of course. I can always just shut off my Anti-Respawn Curse for myself, and none of you... Heheheh...
GODMODDER: When I'm done here, when I've destroyed Minecraftia... Then I'll think about Earth. Project Binary would make a great sparring partner, you know.
GODMODDER: Oh, one more thing: "random destructive urges"? Really? You think these aren't controlled, as if I'm just doing this for no reason? Of course I have a reason!
GODMODDER: I threw away this world to pursue better goals! Perfect goals!
GODMODDER: Conquest is what drives all successful beings! Sure, you could make a living mainly off of pacifism, like that little fox. But what is he doing? Supplying goods to soldiers, players of war.
GODMODDER: Conquest, more than anything, is what makes the human race, and all other races, tick. It's a fight for supremacy, to see who comes on top. To see who will win, to see who is left standing. I do this, all of this, to BE that man left standing.
GODMODDER: To be the one standing at the top of the mountain and say "I won."
GODMODDER: Sure, my life's work was to make others rage so hard I made actual money off of it. It was very successful, but I had reasons for leaving it behind.
GODMODDER: There was a roadblock: all of you. If I can't make you leave the hard way, I'll settle for the easy way: obliterating you off of the face of the universe with sheer willpower.
GODMODDER: This isn't irresponsible, it's a big responsibility! I need to have something to do with all of this power, not use it all in one place... And this is a very good start.
GODMODDER: I decided to give up my former goal and strive for true conquest because I realized that the rage-quitting business just wasn't working out the way I had hoped; all of you stood in my way. Just like before.
GODMODDER: And let's face it, this is a much better use of my talents.
GODMODDER: So no, I don't think I'm going to stop this madness. Because consuming you all is exactly what I intend to do.
Looks like you can't exactly reason with him... You enter the Godmodder's mind, but it is insanely well-guarded! Using your god tier powers, you manage to break a small defense, and a temporary one at that. It looks like the Godmodder's defenses are deteriorating thanks to his weakened mental state, which is the only reason that you're able to do this... When you enter the Godmodder's mindscape, you can't even tell what you are looking at, or if it is even a mindscape at all. You don't even remember what you see afterwards. But you can single out Alpha and Omega, and deliver your message to them.
The Pale Valve and your message ease the Godmodder's mind considerably... He wonders what he's doing, if he should just go back to his roots... But then the messages of Alpha and the Red Dragon give way, and the Godmodder's mindscape enters a drastic schism. Massive amounts of turbulence race through the Godmodder's mind and you are ejected out of it. But the Incarnate grows still... It looks like you've given the Godmodder doubts!
But what do you target?
5,000 damage to Metroid Prime!
> Crusher48: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => FLEET ATTACK
5,000 damage to Metroid Prime!
Zombies can't do Comb Raves, so you vomit. This does no damage.
> Nimbleguy: COMBAT OPERANDI => ENSEMBLE
You expend 5 Elf Tears and 1 Hog Slop!
30,000 damage to Entity Orb 3!
Thanks. +3,000 HP to Split and I!
15,000 damage to Entity Orb 3!
You slowly float into the air, a golden glow supercharging your action. You examine the glow, which surrounds you entirely, pulsating with various layers. You look up and see the source: the eleventh Impetus Comb, hovering above you. It shines brighter than the sun, perfect and immaculate, transmuting honey into pure energy that can perform the most miraculous acts and the most devastating attacks against others. A cloud of worker bees congregate around the Comb, keeping it in check.
Your drone turns to them, and all of the worker bees stop and tremble in your gaze. You extend your hand, and all of the bees feel themselves being pulled by an invisible force - yet a force all too real. It is your own. An extremely large Engietech-class vacuum cleaner having been materialized in front of you, you suck up every single worker bee until there are none left. And since the vacuum is plugged into you, the powers and energies of the worker bees - the task to tend to the Impetus Comb - is now yours.
The golden glow around you intensifies with this fact, forming a bright cubic shield that imbues you with the intrinsic and unspeakably ancient power of sacred geometry and the light of creation. Symbolism that has been repeated far too often, but remains important nonetheless. And using this power, now that you have the might of a Comb Rave at your side, you feel as if you can do amazing things. Powerful things. Things that previously were locked to you, and only now resurface. Now's as good a time as any to at least try. And if it works, well, then you can put on a real show.
Unearthly energy glows through the crevices and cracks of your drones, energy that shines a muted gold. Your eyes flicker from a red color to orange to yellow to lime, cycling through the entire color spectrum before turning a bleached white that casts highly focused spotlights wherever your head turns. Mechanical sounds are omnipresent throughout your drone, gears turning overdrive, systems humming, pistons firing on all cylinders. And the crystal in the middle of your chest is like a maelstrom of light, letting off intense amounts of golden energy that occasionally branches off like lightning and explodes with an audible pop.
You reel back, your chest jutting out, as you aim yourself directly at the Incarnate's Left Arm. A piercing shot of golden destruction arches towards the Left Arm, but then slows in velocity immensely over the course of a few seconds, leaping back towards you and splitting into many different beams that circle around you, forming a hollow golden sphere around you. The cubic shield around you expands to match the dimensions of the sphere exactly. It's worth noting that the sphere is approximately as big as the Incarnate's Chestplate. The sphere glows white and appears to shed holograms off of itself that ebb into emptiness.
The sphere then shrinks to roughly your own size, splitting into twelve other equal-sized spheres that form rings around you. The array of thirteen spheres form two hexagonal arrays: one that matches to the points of the cube hovering around you exactly, and another that is aligned with the other array, yet is much closer to you. The original sphere remains around you, with you encased in it. As you hover in thin air, other sacred geometrical configurations begin to form, each in perfect alignment with the previous ones: a star tetrahedron, an octahedron, a dodecahedron, and an icosahedron. The finished pattern is perhaps the most sacred geometrical construction in reality: Metatron's Cube.
While inside of Metatron's Cube, you feel the already insane power of your Comb Rave being amplified even further, refined by every point of this dimensional divinity. It feels amazing - and impressive - to know that you have all this power now literally at your fingertips, but quite frankly you're getting bored of the light show. You want to know when it's time for you to actually be able to shoot things. And then, every geometrical face of Metatron's Cube shifts out of alignment with reality, as if it was a cracked mirror; each surface reflects a different thing. You see so many universes at once, ones familiar such as Tabletopia, and others far and distant that you don't think you know. To look at these universes through a multiversal looking glass must mean something in the power levels, right? But to physically interact with entire universes at once... That's something else.
In the heart of Metatron's Cube, you draw the complete power of your Rave deep into you, the crystal inside of your chest surging with light as fast as a pulsar; you almost think it's trying to send a message in code. And then, the crystal cracks, and the golden light that was swirling around you instantly loses its luster, shine, and form, turning into liquid darkness. The darkness surges around you, the pristine beauty of Metatron's Cube shattering, its lines turning into sine waves, triangle waves, sawtooths, tangents, all swirling around, pointed like the sharpest of spikes. And you are caught right in the middle. With darkened power, you manage to temporarily surge past the OP Scale, black light overwhelming it for just one attack. And now that that is over, you slip into your fabled True Mode. Losing all of your inhibitors, all of the things that held you back, is key.
Your armor sheds away, and all of the waves become spirals that swirl inside of you, turning you into pure liquid darkness as well. Only the whites of your eyes are visible, and what little crystals remain in your chest still pulse with energy. You glare at the Left Arm, a glare full of hatred, spite, will... yet also curiosity. As if you wonder exactly what it would be like to bite the arm off of a self-declared god drunk on power. You'll feel it soon enough. You clutch your head and your entire body turns into waves, losing all human/avatar-like form. All you are is liquid darkness, your armor floating aimlessly amongst the sky.
Your form mutates and grows, the weight of sacred geometry, blackened light, corruption of innocence, and the destruction of all on your shoulders. You bubble and froth into the form of a sphere, its size the size of the sphere that started Metatron's Cube in the first place, rivaling the Incarnate's own. And then, there is an explosion of infinite darkness and infinite light, pulsing across all of reality, as you lose all physical form and metaphysical form. You now exist on no plane of reality that we know. You are now something else, something foreign to the minds of all. Everyone knows what you are, what you do. They've just never seen you in action, not entirely. And now they will, and are.
You are a hulking mess of energy that pulsates between the darkness of the Void, the grey at the precipice of light and shadow, the bleached white at the start of creation, and colors forever undefined and unknown that no civilization has seen fit to classify. Endless panels of grey metal line your form, giving you the littlest semblance of shape, yet shape all the same. They form a rough outline of armor, and aren't unlike the normal make and model of the metal of your armor. And throughout it all are frequent jagged lines, columns, and rows of crystal, the very same at the heart of your chest. They pierce with light, electricity dancing across their tips, giving you unearthly glows and shadows that make your shape undefinable. You have no human features of any kind. You have no mouth and you must scream. You have no eyes and you must glare. You have no ears and you must listen. You have no teeth and you must eat.
This is the horror of your True Form.
In one motion, you reach up to the tenth Impetus Comb. One second, it's there. The next, half of it is gone, honey spilling out of it. There are no worker bees to attend to it, yet, powered by liquid dark, the honey flows back into the Comb, half of it remaining intact, presumably for another user. It's obvious that you've eaten it, yet your methods are unknown and undesirable. You fly through the sky - no, you are the sky - around the Red Dragon, mingling with it, almost as equals. And then you stare down the Left Arm, and know the task you set out from the beginning of the Rave. Despite lacking any human form, you still retain your deranged mind inside. And you know what you have to do.
The very same thing that happened to the Impetus Comb happens to the Left Arm. One second, it's completely intact and functioning perfectly. The next, the entire lower half of it is gone. Erased. Expunged. Loose wires, pistons, circuits, are all exposed from the stump of the arm, explosions cascading along the Left Arm, everywhere. There was no visual cue or audio cue. No one knew exactly when you would strike, no one could predict it. It just happened. Your movements and attacks cannot be predicted. They're like a universal constant that everyone must live with, whether they like it or not. They're like gravity, one second it keeps your feet on the ground, the next it's what's causing your car to fall off of a cliff after a wrong turn.
But you're still not done. There's one more target standing between you and the power of the Left Arm's weak spot. With little fanfare, you aim for the Left Shoulder. One of the godmodders blinks and misses it. He stared at the Incarnate and saw the Left Shoulder, then shut his eyes for a moment, and when he opened them it was gone. It was nowhere, just a gaping hole cut through the top of the Left Arm. Even more explosions reigned and rained across the Incarnate, and you knew right there that that was good enough.
You slip out of True Form, regaining metaphysical form (there is a sharp shift throughout all of reality) and physical form (your appearance is noted by a large explosion as the air around you violently reacts with its coding being occupied with the same space as you), now resembling a giant blob of dripping monochrome energy, metal plating, and crystal. There's a flash of light, all-encompassing, and you're back in your drone. You careen through the air and land back on the Left Arm with a thud. You wipe the dust off of your hands and look around. Alright then.
Back to work.
Vehicles act basically the same way as alchemies, except they're also super-useful for RP.
But what part of the Chestplate?
The Alchemiter is disabled!
7,000 damage to a Breastplate!
> CobaltShade: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 2 CHEMODROP - CHEMOBLAST
11,000 damage to Entity Orb 3!
Thanks.
You move to the Chestplate!
+12,000 HP to me!
Thanks, gutza.
Richard? Who?
You move up to the Head!
14,000 damage to Entity Orb 3!
+6,000 HP to me!
5,000 damage to Entity Orb 3!
4,000 damage to Entity Orb 3!
2,500 damage to all Head components!
You move up to the Chestplate! 4,000 damage to Entity Orb 3! The Incarnate appears to be immune to EMPs!
GODMODDER: I can hear you just fine.
GODMODDER: Oh, and Godmodding Inc. has a name changing service. How do you think I've managed to stay off the grid for so long?
GODMODDER: Well, besides the Veil.
GODMODDER: My original job worked wonders for a long time. But now it's time to move on.
GODMODDER: I can do more with this line of work. Much more.
The Red Dragon decides to make itself a finite size over here in GodCraft and leave the rest for elsewhere so it will be harder for you to nope it. With that in mind, the Red Dragon is now the size of around a hundred GodCrafts.
Who?
It melts! You move up to the Head!
> Fseftr: COMBAT OPERANDI => REACHAROUND
You use up 9 Pie Filling, 3 Weasel Snot, and 1 Elf Tear.
20,000 damage to Entity Orb 3!
You can't target the Godmodder right now!
7,000 damage to Entity Orb 3!
5 damage to Nimbleguy!
9,000 damage to Entity Orb 3!
9,000 damage to a Metal Plate!
4,000 damage to a Breastplate! Richard?
OCULUS BLADE: A crystalline blade with the power to cast a great multitude of spells that can manifest in several ways: it can channel the conspiratory and secretive power of the Illuminati and the all-consuming might of the λΣ Gun, create portals akin to Aperture Science's own devices, and has the potential to "cheat" reality and intentionally cause glitches.
ANTINITE ARMOR: A powerful set of armor with shields that can deflect shots back at enemies, gives the user protection from cybernetic attack, allows the user to disguise as another person so long as their face is drawn on a respective mask, and is forged from exanite.
10,000 damage to the Majestic Beard!
5,000 damage to Enitty Orb 3!
15,000 damage to Entity Orb 3!
You accelerate the sun's lifespan, but the sun is already incredibly chaotic thanks to the devastating power of the Eclipse! It could go supernova at any time...
...Why do these puns exiwaitNOAGH
...Fine, you got me. 10,000 damage.
5,000 damage to Entity Orb 3!
You move up to the Chestplate!
6,000 damage to a Breastplate!
You can't extinguish fire on you in Minecraft, and Minecraft doesn't run on Zelda health logic either!
Right now, time is in a sort of flux. Minecraftia isn't really grounded in the normal spacetime continuum thanks to the combined power of the Godmodder and the Red Dragon and the Eclipse. Time on a basic level works, but anything revolving around time manipulation (chronal locks, Split's powers, your devices) won't unless the Godmodder lets it.
You use the Infinity Blade, dealing 17,000 damage to a Metal Plate! Here's the new Infinity Blade stats: deals moderate damage. With every kill the weapon gets (represented by x), your next x attacks will crit.
You slowly float into the air, a golden glow supercharging your action. You examine the glow, which surrounds you entirely, pulsating with various layers. You look up and see the source: the remains of the eleventh Impetus Comb, which was bisected thanks to engie_ninja's half of the Rave. You fly up to the Impetus Comb and examine its latter half, which is easily as tall as Armageddon Hill. No honey is leaking from the Comb, all of its energy being held in place for effortless use and consumption.
Your armor's systems are nearly overloading with all of the power being simultaneously granted to you, the prospect of being able to use such vast resources of potential to tear off whole sections of the Incarnate at once... But how exactly should you do such a thing? All of your massive weaponry was used up back during the fall of The Tower... The only huge item in your arsenal is the Sun itself.
The Sun was bombarded by waves of tiny black shells during your complete onslaught against GodCraft, which plunged deep into its hearts and provided many violent reactions that heavily accelerated the Sun's lifespan. Normally, the Sun would be in its prime, just like Earth's Sun. But thanks to your doing, the Sun is now at the tail end of its life, and this is only exacerbated by the Eclipse and the Godmodder's own tampering of the heavens. Now, the Sun is a malevolent orange-red doombringer, staring down GodCraft like an all-seeing eye.
Because of your machinations, the Sun will enter a supernova at the end of its lifespan, culminating in an absolutely giant explosion that will vaporize everything in GodCraft's solar system, if there even is any. You look at your hands, teeming with golden energy, and come to a conclusion: that the only way to properly use this Comb Rave is to go out with a bang. You quickly board a small spaceship and take off from GodCraft, using the Rave's power to speed out of orbit, past the Incarnate, and carve a hole around the reach of the Red Dragon.
You get closer and closer to the Sun, moving past celestial detritus and the tendrils of the Red Dragon, the heat of the Sun quickly becoming apparent as you move towards it, exceeding billions of units in the Y-axis. Yet your ship keeps on moving, empowered by the latter half of the Comb Rave. Soon, you're right near the Sun, which is so huge that it's taken up the entirety of your vision. You can see its surface churning, plasma shifting and turning in a myriad of ways, and there's something else to it, you realize. It's expanding. And it's doing so unusually fast. Of course, as stars wind down their lives, they begin to expand. That's normal. What's not is the rate at which it's happening here.
Golden power energizing you and your ship, you make a lethal decision in any other circumstance and drift into the Sun. You plunge straight into its heart at high speeds, not once stopping to think about what you're doing. And if the Comb Rave ends up failing on you, your armor won't. But not for long. Regardless, you keep heading through the sun, penetrating through its plasma and making your way down to its core, a scenario which would be scientifically improbable on Earth, but isn't especially hard here in Minecraftia, where anything can be created - or destroyed.
Eventually, you make your way to the very center of the Sun. You've realized that as you've been heading through the Sun, it's been getting more muted and dull, as if the Sun has been gradually losing its color. And you've seen tendrils of darkness intermittently spread throughout the Sun like crystalline formations as you've traveled. Your observations have come to a head here in the Sun's core, which has been entirely blackened by the shells you plunged into it a month ago. The Sun's natural processes have been steadily increasing, base units of code being fused together to release large amounts of creative energy needed to keep the day/night cycle in check. And now, those are deteriorating.
Guided by impulse and a semblance of a plan, you leave your ship and prepare to float inside of the Sun. You're blown backwards by the huge amounts of heat and pure power radiating from the Sun's core, but you manage to regain stability. Staring at the Sun's core now, you feel a huge surge of untapped potential, waiting to be added to your Rave. And now you know exactly how to use it. You stick out your right hand, and the darkness of the Sun's core pulls towards you, forming a tendril. Then, you stick out your left hand, pointing away from the Sun.
Floating in the air of GodCraft, the eleventh Impetus Comb flashes white and exerts a golden tendril of energy through space, piercing through GodCraft's solar system and connecting with the Sun, spearing various parts of it. There's a surge of monochrome energy behind you, and you give a mighty push, destabilizing the Sun's orbit and causing it to fall towards GodCraft, alarmingly fast. The influence of the Sun's core spreads throughout the rest of the Star very quickly now, causing the star's color to gradually mute itself until there is none left. Now, a cube of white, grey, and dark plasma is accelerating towards the server, washing everything in monochrome light and not the scarlet light you all have become so used to.
You eject a Monochromium Fuel Rod and stab into the heart of the Sun, tendrils of light spewing everywhere as the Sun is energized even further, its life almost pushed to the breaking point. After a solid minute of travel, the Sun has ended up dangerously close to GodCraft, and is now exceedingly large, dwarfing even the Eclipse. You tense up, and, at lightspeed, turn into a pinpoint of energy, bursting free from the Sun and crashing onto bedrock. You quickly cast a shield around all of GodCraft, which has been seared by the supreme heat emitted from the dying Sun. The only thing you don't shield is the Incarnate.
And then, at long last, the Sun dies. Its core collapses in on itself, reaching levels of fusion that it cannot sustain in order to continue functioning normally. Quickly, you extend your hands at the Impetus Comb, which flies straight towards you! You hold onto it, electricity arching throughout you, and point the Comb at the Sun! Its outer layers have just begun to expand outwards and signal the start of a supernova when you do so, and the entire Sun is forced into the Comb, spiraling into its surface and leaving nothing behind!
As you hold the now liquidized Comb, which is beginning to lose formation under stress, you point it at the Incarnate. Instantly, a massive plume of stellar energy as big as the Incarnate itself is let loose, pulsing and spiralling straight at the Right Arm, carrying as much energy as the entire total of energy produced by the Sun in life. The Incarnate is helpless to react, as the energy travels at light speed, pushing air aside and turning the surrounding environment into plasma, giving birth to even larger firestorms throughout the air. All in all, the result is a massive conflagration as big as GodCraft that lights up the skies for light years, and even continues at that distance.
The Right Arm's Right Shoulder and Omega Mechanism are completely annihilated, the Right Arm's machinery is reduced to smouldering ashes, and the eleventh Comb has been properly expended.
> K4yne: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 GHOSTLY - GHASTLY
You call forth the ruined powers of the Nether and summon a gargantuan Ghast in front of the Chestplate! This Ghast's eyes open to reveal soulless black pits with fragile spirits contained within... And on top of the Ghast's head is the most powerful hat of all time: the Ghastly Gibus. The Ghast's essence suddenly becomes entombed inside of the hat, which falls to your hand. The hat has turned pure white and appears to be made from Ghast skin. You aim the hat at a Metal Plate, destroying it!
+6 HP to TSFHISEPIC!
You move up to the Chestplate! +6,000 HP to me!
3,000 damage to a Metal Plate!
The Godmodder put them there so no side character could interact with the battle.
+3 HP to you!
5,000 damage to Metroid Prime!
3,000 damage to the Eyes, Scarred Metal, and Majestic Beard!
Who?
3 damage to omglolsguy!
+4 HP!
3,000 damage to a Breastplate!
+3 HP to TSFHISEPIC!
Okay, good.
Alright then.
Assume that if it's not a healing potion, the Godmodder will nullify a potion's effects and replace it with a negative potion.
I don't think Fate is a Battle Technique...
4,000 damage to the Combed Hair! 3,000 damage to an Eye!
3,000 damage to Entity Orb 3!
12,000 damage to Entity Orb 3!
7,000 damage to a Metal Plate!
9,000 damage to a Metal Plate!
You tell BB about your failure to kill Golden Freddy. He doesn't frown, but he doesn't seem too happy about it.
...I think I just twitched involuntarily, too.
But what part of the Chestplate do you target?
+8,000 HP to Split!
OverlordXcano, omglolsguy, MarmaladeShoes, and Pokefan151 are AFK-removed!
Split moves up to the Head and fires beams of energy at the Scarred Metal, dealing 20,000 damage! I fire a wrecking ball of green energy at the Breastplates, causing portions of them to turn into gallons of loose screws instead of actual armor! 20,000 damage!
The Legion of Godmodders charge and attack the Chestplate by forcing its parts to successfully make an exact duplicate of the Taj Mahal and subjecting them to intense heat, pressure, and electricity if they make any mistake! After hours of grueling work, the Entity Orb has taken 30,000 damage and so have both Breastplates! The Legion then summons another entity from the depths of the war... Most of you remember this one! Metroid Prime deals 8,000 damage to Entity Orb 3!
The Red Dragon's influence spreads throughout the field... Without warning, an all-consuming and mind-numbing wave of energy surges across the sky, barreling straight towards the Legion of Godmodders! Nearly all of the Legion is able to shield themselves from the blow, but 150 Alpha Godmodders are swept away, clutching their heads and falling to their knees as the red sea overtakes them...
The Legion regroups and heads for the Arms, which are now vulnerable! The weak spots of both Arms - the Godarm Tip and Wrist Joint - have been exposed, and the Legion of Godmodders steals their powerful godmodding energy for their own Secret Charge by +40%! Both of the Arms explode, having sustained critical damage! However, the Arms themselves are not completely inoperable... The Busters and Entity Orbs remain, since they aren't critical to the defense of the Arms' weak spots! Take them out if you wish! The Busters will be able to target anything on the Incarnate...
The Head's Majestic Beard opens up, its panels shifting out of alignment to reveal some sort of contrived abomination of machinery! gutza1 and Netpatham, currently on the Head itself, feel them stick to its surface, and feel the panels begin to move, sliding the two along the Incarnate's surface... No matter what they can do, they're trapped like insects on a sticky piece of paper! Not even teleporting works! The two are dragged out of the reach of the Eyes and towards the Beard, or what was once the Beard. Now, the entire lower half of the Head has opened up, and columns and rows of constantly spinning spikes are shown, constantly repeating in on themselves and leading down to unfathomable crevices of pain and even more spikes! Netpatham and gutza are dropped into the Godmodder's gaping maw, where their flesh is quite promptly torn into hundreds of pieces. They are resurrected as Zombies!
The Oblivion and Corruption Busters fire volleys of missiles and lasers at Armageddon Hill itself, tearing through Metroid Prime, which takes 40,000 damage! Entity Orb 1 causes the Legion of Godmodders to take splash damage, causing 10 more Alpha Godmodders to fall instantly! Entity Orb 2 activates, harnessing the powers of Fayther! The remains of the Left Arm change into an apparatus built to store and activate the powers of emotions! The Incarnate now has Fayther's powers of turning emotions into buffs and debuffs... Entity Orb 3 remains offline, but the Godmodder intervenes and heals it for +150,000 HP using a special form of liquid australium that can extend the lifespan of any being in the universe! (Those Australians and their fancy technology...)
The Breastplates and Metal Plates open up, causing a great deal of turbulence on the Chestplate as everyone rushes to stable ground! The Chestplates' various plating slides away, revealing large gaps very similar to those of the Head! Hidden inside of the Breastplates, now revealed, are two gargantuan constantly spinning drills that crackle with energy not defined by any color! Hidden in the Metal Plates appear to be arrays of prehensile weapons built to tear enemies apart through force. generic, Tazz, and Pit are all sucked up by the Incarnate and thrown into the death zone, being torn apart in suitably gruesome ways. They are resurrected as Zombies!
The Legs' remaining defense systems deal 5 damage to all remaining players on the Legs!
The Itinerary:
> All: Penetrate the Incarnate's various defenses to get to the weak points!
> All: Destroy the Incarnate's Entity Orbs!
> All: Help defend the Legion of Godmodders!
> All: Help defend Build!
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIIII. INFESTATION .IIIIV. ASCENT .IVV. EXODUS .VArmageddon Hill:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ======================================== 0/8,000,000. (Gains +500,000/turn.)
Current Impetus Comb: 13
ProofofconcepT: [PG] HP: 20/20.
Split: [N] HP: 88,500/250,000. Weapon Mode: Contrivance. Temporal Piano: II Organ Grinder: II Anthem: II
Build: [AG] HP: 159,500/200,000. Slowing the Eclipse.
Biscuits: [AG] Leaves in two turns.
Legion of Godmodders: [AG] Alphas: 100/100 HP. (x240.) Betas: 100/100 HP. (x250.) Gammas: 100/100 HP. (x100.) Deltas: 100/100 HP. (x50.) Omegas: 100/100 HP. (x10.) Can godmod attacks. Secret Charge: IIIIIIIII 60%.
Metroid Prime: [AG] HP: Core: 75,000/75,000 HP. Exoskeleton: 70,000/125,000 HP.
Tripod: [AG] HP: 100,000/100,000. Thick Plating: 175,000/175,000 HP. Shields: 25,000/25,000 HP.
THE RED DRAGON: [PG] Forwarding the Eclipse. Impact: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 8 turns. Power: 30%.
THE INCARNATE: [FINAL BOSS]
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 0/50,000.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 0/50,000.
Combed Hair: [PG] HP: 286,500/300,000. Can shoot armor-piercing razor blades at foes.
Eyes: [PG] HP: 191,500/200,000. (x1.) 200,000/200,000. (x1.) Can shoot lasers and glare at players, stunning them.
Scarred Metal: [PG] HP: 474,500/500,000. Blocks attacks.
Majestic Beard: [PG] HP: 284,500/300,000. Can open up to reveal [REDACTED] Can godmod attacks.
Scar: [PG] Contains godmodding energy. Guarded by Scarred Metal and Majestic Beard.
Chaos Bar: III
Godarm: (Leads to Chestplate.) Claimed.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 30/25.
Oblivion Buster: [PG] HP: 250,000/250,000. Fires missiles at foes. Can be used every other turn.
Entity Orb 1: [PG] HP: 500,000/500,000. Below left shoulder. Current Entity: Hickam Airfield. Launches planes that can deal splash damage.
Chaos Bar: III
Right Arm: (Leads to Chestplate.) Claimed.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 20/15. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%. Overheat: III
Corruption Buster: [PG] HP: 250,000/250,000. Fires lasers at foes. Can be used every other turn.
Entity Orb 2: [PG] HP: 500,000/500,000. Below right shoulder. Current Entity: None.
Chaos Bar: III
Chestplate: (Leads to all other Areas.)
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 0/50,000.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 15/15. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%. Overheat: III
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Alpha Armor. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 0/50,000.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 15/15. Has Super Armor. Overheat: III
TT2000: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Talist: [AG] HP: 27/25. Has Super Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 12/15. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 30%. Overheat: III
Nimbleguy: [AG] HP: 10/15. Has Super Armor. Overheat: III
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 0/50,000.
TehEpicNinja9001: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
TSFHISEPIC: [AG] HP: 13/15. Has Super Armor. Overheat: III
FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
mythicZoologist: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Super Armor.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 15/15. Has Super Armor. Overheat: III
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 6/15. Overheat: III
K4yne: [N] HP: 15/15. Overheat: III
Breastplates: [PG] HP: 82,000/250,000. (x1.) 220,000/250,000. (x1.) Can open up to reveal [REDACTED]
Metal Plates: [PG] HP: 81,000/100,000. (x1.) 100,000/100,000. (x5.) Block attacks. Open up to reveal [REDACTED]
Superlaser: [PG] Contains godmodding energy. Can unleash devastating attacks. Guarded by Breastplates and Metal Plates.
Entity Orb 3: [PG] HP: 236,000/500,000. Inside Superlaser. Current Entity: None. Bleed: II
Chaos Bar: III
Right Leg: (Leads to Chestplate.) Destroyed.
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor. Runic Shielding: 100%.
Left Leg: (Leads to Chestplate.) Destroyed.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 14,000/50,000.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 0/25. Has Super Armor. Currently a Zombie! Damage Dealt: 19,000/50,000.
nulitor: [AG] HP: 20/25. Has Super Armor.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 20/20.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 10/25. Has Super Armor.
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 1/125. Killstreak: 86. Inside the Incarnate's Cockpit.
Curses of Anti-Charging, Anti-Entities, Anti-Alchemy, and Anti-Respawns are in effect. They CANNOT be dispelled.
The Forge
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III READY (PitTheAngel)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III DISABLED (5l1n65h07)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII READY (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III READY(TehEpicNinja9001)
Molten Processor: IIII READY (Pokefan151)
Infinity Blade: II IN USE [4K] (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Prism: III READY (TehEpicNinja9001)
Lil' Cal: IIIII DISABLED (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (Fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII IN USE (insert_generic_username)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII DISABLED (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: ...IS OVER. (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII READY (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III DISABLED (Netpatham)
Magma Multiplier: IIII DISABLED (Fseftr)
Silver Eye: III READY (crystalcat)
Table Leg: III READY (Irecreeper)
Spare Tentacle: III DISABLED (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Red Scale: III READY (engie_ninja)
Twitchy Staff: III READY (Irecreeper)
Chaos Heart: IIIII DISABLED (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (insert_generic_username)
Necro Smasher: III READY (engie_ninja)
Black Matter Gun: IIII READY (crystalcat)
Kitsune Charm: II DISABLED (Talist)
Glitch Wrench: IIII READY (gutza1)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (ProofofconcepT)
Oblivion's Topper: III DISABLED (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII READY (The_Serpent)
Giant Gear: IIII READY (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII READY (pionoplayer)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII READY (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII READY (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
12 Hog Slop
16 Elf Tears
9 Pie Filling
4 Weasel Snot
Harold, maker of the Quick Man Stage. My goodness, the Quick Man Stage.
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
As for the method you use, I think the quoting method works better, and anyways it doesnt really matter because there are going to be like 7 twinposts left anyways.
Also, I swear I did more than 4000 damage last round.
/null
What I don't get is why Binary hasn't frozen your company's assets already.
Seriously.
He knows who runs it.
"HEY BINARY! FREEZE THE GODMODDER'S COMPANY ALREADY! YOU HAVE CONTROL OF THE GOVERNMENTS TO DO IT WITH! AND CANCEL HIS NAME CHANGE RETROACTIVELY! ALTERNATIVELY, TRACK HIM DOWN WITH IT! THANKS!"
This is dropped in the mailroom of the Conclave, addressed appropriately. By suddenly appearing from nowhere.
THE GODMODDER.
I reach out of the screen of the Update Terminal and slap Build in the face for being annoying.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
I get behind The_Serpent, splash myself with a potion of speed 100, and charge right through him. Yes, I rush him from behind when he does not suspect it, stab him in the back with an anomaly blade, follow-up with a lightning-quick barrage of fists from all directions to keep him off balance, then leap at his head hard enough to decapitate him, leaving me with a free head to eat. And before the Curse stops me, I point out that the curse says "he must deal 50,000 damage to his former allies", and I am pretty sure that he was a former ally at one point in time (such as during that whole Glitch thing). Note that I used Exact Words, so the Godmodder cannot rely on the intent of his Curse to stop me from killing one of his allies ("should have worded your curse properly if you wanted me to not do this"). If this fails, I go do the same attack on Twinbuilder.
I throw the Kelpie's Blade at Entity Orb 3, then charge over and punch it into the Orb, before grabbing the Kelpie's Blade by the hilt and kicking off the Orb to pry the blade free. A lingering trail of static through the air as I return to my original position.
People say "There is a city there, and it will stay there until time stops" hearts filled with bleak hope that it be so...
And indeed, it may be, as even the void has not moved it from its rightful place...
Casting their gaze inwards The Tearful Seeker considers their purpose in the coming events...
Tonight, he sets a stage, and come curtain's raise, A Storm Lord join the hunt.
Dragons, please click~
BB i'm tired of your gorilla, just help me kill the godmoder
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but if you don't he will destroy everything
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but if you don't he will destroy everything
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but if you don't he will destroy everything
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but if you don't he will destroy everything
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but if you don't he will destroy everything
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but if you don't he will destroy everything
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but if you don't he will destroy everything
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but if you don't he will destroy everything
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but if you don't he will destroy everything
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but if you don't he will destroy everything
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but if you don't he will destroy everything
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OKAY I'LL THINK ABOUT IT
Prefer this way, it has all the stuff needed to review to understand what's going on in one place.
Oh, duh. combat operandi. Stupid me.
Fine, Old Man Elderly trips and dumps a barrel of assorted sacred items over the edge of his space dinghy, filling up the required sacred items for Eric to use Combat Operandi: Fate on his turn.
And then continues cutting the Incarnate's hair violently with lightsabers.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
/null
BTW, I need to give some physics exposition. After doing some research on plasma weapons, I've discovered that in their current form (firing a sphere), they are infeasible. The charges of the particles in the plasma would cause the plasma to disperse soon after it would exit the barrel. However, if the plasma bolt had a specific type of torus shape, it would by magnetically stable and not need any containment. The atmosphere is still a problem though, so I'll have to look into solving that. But for now, physics is still (mostly) uncompromised.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
I poke everyone alive once for minimum damage (1 HP), players first and then low-tier Godmodders up.
Should this successfully rez me, I drop a splash potion of healing on everyone, trying to heal as many people as I can (probably the Chestplate).
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
I Rush up to the Breastplates, and use the Infernal Deck to set the Breastplates ablaze. I then use the MLG Vortex Bayonet to Deploy a tactical nuke with a slight black hole configuration.
The explosion, combined with the fire blazing the breastplates, it amplifies the explosion radius, and drags the Metal Plates into the explosion!
Then, Using the Oculus Blade, I glitch right next to the Entity Orb 3 and smash It right into the wall!
I'll be making my great escape now!
Eric looks around at gutza and net, and then curses.
He's low and runes, and for all his fancy gadgetry...
He isn't nearly strong enough to stand up to Descendants.
He tries to make a beeline for the chestplate, where he has a bit of help.
And just for good measure, Old Man Elderly smashes his space dinghy into the two if they try to attack Eric.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I use ULTIMATE UMBRA to create a gigantic being, almost as tall as the INCARNATE'S LEGS!
"I christen thee....
THE MUTANT MUTANT!
Now, attack!"
It then creates a million tentacles of unfathomable size, and they all grab and throw the ENTITY ORB.
The mutant then fades back into UMBRA.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED